Is He Boyfriend Material? with Harry Jowsey
00:00I've had personal situations where guys are like,you're the person.I've been searching for forever.You're the one.I'm going to use that one.That's good.Terry, get the fuck out of here.I'm not telling you anything else.
00:09I was not going to be anywhere.What else do they say?Tell me.This podcast is a Dear Media production.Hi, guys.Hi, guys.Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.Welcome back.
00:36Where are you right now in the world?I'm 42.No, actually.No, we are recording.recording this a little bit farther out.Yeah, because we have to go to Greece.Oh, but we would have had a snack on Thursday.Yeah, second time I'm announcing my age.
00:52We did do a snack on Thursday on the 10th.So we are awful off a lot this month, and I'm happy about it.Let us cook.You know what?So this is like an episode in the middle of month we are going to do just like, andit's perfect because it's Harry Jousy because it feels kind of fuckboy to like drop an episodeand then be like, ah, we're out again.Yes.
01:08So soak it up because we are going to take off Thursday and next Monday.Ah!No, we, Rayna and I never took time off ever.For seven years.For so many years.And then we would be like looking at other podcasts.Like, they're just off.They just get to be off.
01:24That's crazy.So shout it to your media for letting us to do our thing.We really were the architects of our own demise.But we took a lot of July off.But I think it's funny to like drop this like little fuck boy into our one episode.Yeah.I love him so much.I do want to say that.
01:38It's a wild ride.So you guys enjoy.And yeah, we'll talk about it a little bit more.But we are back in this, as of the 14th, I am back stateside.I just did my shows in D.C., which I'm sure we're insane.No, D.C., I have so, we both have so much fun.One of our top five cities to perform.I'm really sad.
01:56So my ex who lives there was like, I'm going to go to Ashley's show.And I was like, oh, I'll come.And then I realize with data wise.And I'm bummed because I really want to be there.Yeah, well, he might have been there.Who's to say?Maybe he was making out with another one of his exes.You'd be jealous.
02:08You know, I'm still pulling for you guys.Mike, if you're out there.And Raina will be back, what, midweek this week?I'm in Paris right now.I'm all my worst right now.From London to Paris.I'll be back.I'm with Brittany.
02:19And then I'll be back on the 17th.Well, I will be international this weekend in Toronto.Shows are sold out.Sorry, guys.Drake will be there.No, I'm really excited to Toronto too.I wish I could come to some things.I'm going to come to your Boston show.
02:32Boston may or may not still be tickets available, October 12th.But my whole tour, Ash has.com.Oh, and I'll be your LA show, obviously.Obviously.Okay.All right, well, we're going to thank our partners, and then we'll just get into it.Thank you to Shopify.Go to Shopify.com slash GGE and start building your own empire today and Zbiotics.
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03:25And we had never met him before. We were like, how's this going to go? And we did his podcast also,boyfriend material. He had us on his show. And we just, that's hard. It's insane. He's hard not to love.I know. Like, you guys got to go listen to it. And,he opens with asking Rainer, are we fucking tonight? I was just sitting there like,am I a cock? And it just goes from there. He's so charming and hot though. I mean, I don't care.Who cares? I will say I was watching an interview with Alex Cooper and him. She was on his show.And she was saying to him, like, how wonderful it is to work with him that he respects everybody.He shows up on time. He does the right thing. And she was like, I didn't know before I got into
04:02business with you, like, what this was going to be like. And you'd been such a dream. And I waslike, that is how I feel about him. What a dream as boyfriend.Yeah. No, he really, as far as we know, he shows up. A lot of guys don't show up. Not if you're dating him, but.professionally.He shows up.Women listening are like,he does not show up,but I can't stress it enough.
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07:00And we're going to choose a winner and get you guys the whole spicy summer collection.This is our spicy girl summer giveaway.Yes.Okay.We're just going right into this email?We're just going to this email?You know how much time I would save if I didn't ask the same thing twice over and over?Do you think you do that?
07:15You don't think, that's crazy.You don't think, okay, I send voice notes and I'm like, these were six minutes long, andI will listen back and just like, I made the same point repeatedly.But I wouldn't say that you're like this long winded.Okay.Thank you.Okay.We have this email.
07:30We are really excited to dive into.You have to read it.I have to read it.I will read it.The subject line, she wrote to us, my relationship blew up in my face.Now what?I've been with my boyfriend for five years.As of this month, I met him after getting.
07:43out of a terribly mentally abusive relationship with an alcoholic, and he'd just gotten divorcedfrom his somewhat high school sweetheart that cheated on him. He found out on their honeymoon.Oof. And it was brutal for him. Everything was great when we met. We fell in love quickly.And next thing you knew, we were moved in together and talking about our future. I neverwanted to rush him into marriage or kids. I wanted to happen organically for us. But we definitelyspoke towards that as a goal. I just never set a quote unquote deadline because that's just not me.Here's where it gets shitty. Two years ago, he asked for my dad for my hand in marriage. Long story. But yeah,I know it happened last year on my 30th birthday.
08:15He gifted me a ring designing kit, and we designed my dream ring.And now here we are a year later, no engagement.I honestly just kind of blew up about it one day, and now our relationship is worse than ever.He says he's depressed.He doesn't know what he wants, et cetera, and I'm just stuck here.How long should I wait?Should I try couples therapy?What if he doesn't want to do it?
08:33I'm feeling stupid, insecure like I've wasted five years in my life.Any advice or pep talk would be great.I love this man so much, and I don't know how this relationship just fucking turned one day to the next.we were so happy.Am I going to be 31 starting fresh,trying to find someone to settle down and start a family with?Why does that sound so scary?X-O-X-O.
08:50So, yes, and just you guys have probably been doing the math,but I mean, I think age matters a lot.And so she is 31 now, so they met when they were 26.I want to, like, validate her.I want to give her a little tough loveso she can, like, name the elephant in the room.I want to give her a pep talk.I, like, want to do it.
09:06Like, this is a really tough situation to be painted intobecause you, like, love this person and he's wonderful.And I'm sure you look around and you see like what else is out there in the world and you're like, do I just stick with this?Because it's scary out there.But, you know, this man made a declaration to your family and to you that he did want to get married.And he allowed you to believe that he wanted to build a future with you.And he has seemingly changed his mind.And you do deserve some type of explanation.
09:34And he may not have changed his mind about you.He may genuinely be very depressed and unhappy, in which case it is very hard to have a partner and prioritize them at all.all. However, I'm depressed is not really an answer for you about where your life is going. So you'reallowed to be mad about it and anxious and not understand what's going on. Yeah. I mean,again, I want to be gentle too. Like, this could be the man you marry, but I don't think it'sgoing to be right now. And I don't think it's going the way you want it to go. Like, I think youhave to think about the story that you want for your life. And I don't mean the story of meeting someonethat you tell people at a dinner party, you tell your friends. That's all just about a
10:12parents and what other people think and who cares. I mean, like, the story that you want to havethat you want to feel proud of, is it that I waited around for this guy. He asked my dad, he gotme the ring designing kid, and then I still had to pressure him into this. Like, is the story thatyou became the worst version of yourself? And eventually he caved and proposed. Like, you have tolook at what's happening in the relationship. You're not being the best version of yourself. She's sayingshe blew up, doesn't sound like that's typical for her. And now the relationship's worse than ever.just like turned. And I mean, I think that he's probably a good guy. I don't know this guy.I don't have all the information, but he is like lost right now and he needs to figure it out.
10:52And I want to give him some grace because you met when you were 26 and he got married young andyou're young, you're 31. Like if we're talking about 37 year olds, 35 plus year olds, I'd be like, no,you know, like, but they got together in their 20s. It's hard to figure your shit out no matteryour age. So I want to give people grace when it comes to that. But my gut feeling isis that it needs to end, and she knows that,or she wouldn't be writing to us.And I think she should prepare to get out of the relationshipand be okay with the outcome before she even broaches the subject.
11:25And if she really thinks that couples therapy would work,and that's her last ditch effort,you shouldn't be scared that he would reject that.Like, you're willing to do whatever it takes,but you're scared he won't.Like, you're scared he won't just pay a little moneyand go talk to a third party to try.try to save the relationship.
11:43Like, that would be huge to me.Like, I think that would be a huge test.Like, I don't know if it's, quote, unquote, worth saving and I don't know if a therapistcould.I say that because I just don't have all the information.And I'm not inside the relationship.So I have no idea.I would say that to anybody.
11:56But, like, if that's something you think could work, you really need a mediator, you wanta third party, you want to figure out what's going on here.And you're just scared he would say no to this one last effort.Is that the person you want to spend your life with?I couldn't agree with you more.And I think you have to name the elephant in the room, which is,is that he is stalling for whatever reason.He did make a declaration that he wanted of a future with you
12:18and he wanted to build a life with you.And he has changed his mind for whatever reason.But I'm depressed and I don't know what I want is not an answer.And that's really unfair to keep somebody in that limbo for so long.And I think you can comfortably say to somebody, hopefully, that you love,do you see yourself being ready to make this decision in six months?And would therapy help us get there?Yeah.
12:38You do deserve an answer.I mean, I think oftentimes we don't ask questions.because we know what the answer is going to be, we don't want to hear it,then it's going to mean, I am 31 and I have to go back out into the world,and I am afraid of that, and that is scary to me.And I think that you deserve to have that question answered.We all do.It's not, and if somebody is really depressed, it's hard for them to give you an answer.
12:57I understand, I don't think he's like some terrible guy,but you also shouldn't live in this limbo forever.Yeah, and I don't know what he's got going on.It sounds like he's probably got uncertainty in his job, and we all know.I mean, men typically want to have their shit together,before they get married and for him get married again.You know, like, who knows what he's got going onbecause of the way his first marriage ended.
13:18So I want to bring that into play too.And she dealt with her own trauma,with her previous relationship.But like, if he doesn't have his money together,I mean, he's just like probably doesn't want to make the same mistake.And again, this isn't like apologizing for him.I know nothing about him.But I really think that there's like two outcomes here
13:34that she breaks up, some time passes.They realize they want to be together.And he gets his shit figured out.And her leaving him, lights a fire under his ass.and they get back together, or she breaks up, she mourns the relationship, she's all fucked up about it,we've all been there, and then she finds the person who, you know, next year, two years, three years,four years, five years down the road. And she's like, I can't believe I almost married that guy.I mean, at 31, I was with the guy I thought I was going to marry.
13:58Yeah. At what age were you? I mean, 27, you were engaged. So it's like Rain and I've been with peoplethat we loved, that we couldn't imagine not marrying. And look at us now. I mean, 31 is young.and if you want kids, I understand,you feel like your clock is ticking,and she says she doesn't want to feel likeshe's wasted her time.And I can understand that sunk cost fallacy so muchof like I put in all this time,
14:22but if you were even questioningif you've wasted time,I think, why would you waste any more?Totally. I mean, the alternativeto the two things that you're saying,like is what, just stay in slow bleed?You know, like how long are you supposed to accept?I don't know.
14:38And yes, you will have to start over, quote, unquote,but you're also getting unstuck because the only other solution is just stay in hope for the best.And yeah, if you're worried about wasting time, listen, we're not saying this won't be painful.It'll be really painful.Yeah.And hard, it's hard to leave a person that treats you well and you love them and they're kind and you've sunk so much time into them.But 31 is really young.Yeah.
15:00If you could be married with a kid at 35, that's still young.How would you rather spend the next year looking for a person who could be your partner or hoping this person will realize they want to be your partner?I know. I mean, I don't know what she's done. I don't know if she just blew up at him and they've had a serious conversation.Like, have they actually had a conversation of like, I don't really know if I see a future here and like let's talk about it.Or again, the conversation that it sounds like they haven't had of like, should we explore going to a therapist?Like she may still have more options before she rips the bandit off because you also can't, you got to be ready to go if you're going to go.If you're going to lay this out in the line. We talked about that with the ultimatum episode we did.But, you know, you also don't have to listen to us at all and you're going to do you.
15:43And we've seen women wait around and it works out for them.And it's not what we would want and it's not the relationship that we would be in.So she needs to ask herself, what do I want my story to be?And she may already know that or she wouldn't email us.I think therapy is a great.I mean, you and I just got off an interview with Lori Gottlieb, who will be our guest in a couple weeks.And I mean, she just, I mean, she's incredible.she's a psychotherapist, but she says things sometimes like one or two sentences and it totally
16:11reframes how I think about things and feel about things. And you might go to one therapy sessionand somebody will say a couple things to you and your partner that will unlock a totally differentway of communicating. Yeah. Yeah. What's the harm in trying it for an hour? Right. Yeah. Why not?And I don't know all their issues or even that they really have many. It could not work at all.But like what I really don't like is that she has an idea of like a thing she might want to pursue as like a lasteffort and that she's scared he would say no and that makes me think you are not fighting for the samegoal which is to be together.Man, that's tough.
16:45I really, I wish her luck.It's leaving a relationship where somebody is just, you love them is, that's thehardest relationship to leave.I know.And it's so much easier said than done.Like, you know, if you love something, set them free, if it's meant to be, they'll comeback.I mean, whatever.
16:58It's so much easier said than done.But like, you are still young.Like, get out there.Did see what, if this is the guy you want to be with, how else would you find out?Because it doesn't sound like it's this.No, I mean, you could well, while around for a little bit longer, but it doesn't sound like this feels good.Yeah.Well, good luck.
17:18But hey, it does talk about there, so.I would rather be, I don't know where she lives.I would rather be alone for the rest of my life than wondering if the person that I'm withis going to give me what I need.What could feel lonelier than that?Yes.And being in a house with somebody.where it's going poorly.
17:36Like, again, I don't have a lot of conflict with my fiance.I really don't.But when we do have conflict and there is tension in the house for a short period of time,I can't, like, imagine if that was my all the time.I know.Like, I think about, like, my related past relationships and not all of them, but, you know,one or two that weren't great and just like, oh, my God, like, that feeling of just, like,tense and it's not the way it's, you want it to be.
18:04and it's not the way it used to be,and you're tip-towing around each other,and you're not being affectionate or whatever,you're not joking or being silly the way you normally are,or you're not having sex,or you're not being this thoughtful.And it just is like, you're, that's constant.Or that's really your new normal is, like, heartbreaking.
18:21And I'd rather be alone a million times.I totally agree with you.And I think a lot of people, I say, suffer in quotes,suffer from this problem of like,but it used to be so good.I don't know how we got here.Like, I don't know everything.So is the start of anything.
18:36It's death by a thousand cuts.I don't know.You got to know each other better.Life happened.The romance went away.I don't know.You have expectations that he can't meet any longer.You drew boundaries that didn't used to be there.
18:48We grow up.Things change.Yeah.And this might have come in before the episode of Aaron Clare Jones.And listen to that episode, the human design episode, which was a couple weeks ago now at thispoint with Aaron Claire Jones.And this is a big theme of her book and our episode is figuring out how to make these tough decisions.And again, it's like you're coming to us and we're going to offer you all that we can.
19:12But there are other ways before you decide to make a decision to even figure out what you should do.And I think that book is so great figuring out the type of person you are and whether you're like a gut person or whatever.It's just very important because I think about the real we posted where Aaron asked that woman, do you want to marry him?And she said no, and she'd never been asked that before.You know, so it's just like I think there's tools like thatthat can maybe help you navigate your own feelings.Just, I don't know, you don't want to look back on your life and think I had all theinformation and I didn't do anything with it.
19:42You know, my fiancee left me.I would have never left him.But.Oh, thank God.I know.In retrospect, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.And we would have gotten married and maybe had children moved to New Jersey, which waswhat I thought we would do.
19:57And like, we would have split up anyways.Like I know who I am today and yes, I've created this business with you and I'm a totally different person than I was a decade ago.But like that was not my long time partner forever.We would have split up anyways and he he did me a favor doing the thing that I like would never have been brave enough to do.I wasn't happy, you know?And I guess I could have whelmed around and married this person.But like that's a lot of money and time to sink into somebody.Yeah.
20:22Or to have the same ending it would have had any ways.I mean, we could do a whole episode on this, the way it used to be type of thing.thing, you know, like if we all stayed in that initial stage of a relationship, we'd all,I don't even know how to articulate this. Like, then we'd be with that person. Like, things change.Like, I, so many people get caught up in this, like, but it's how it used to be. It's like,yeah, things start great. You're pursuing each other. Most relationships do that you have a bunch oflike serotonin and as a new person and the rush of all that. And it goes away. And,the way you know if you're supposed to be with somebody
21:01is if you can be with them long term.Totally. Like once that like rush goes,you'll never manufacture it again.You just won't.The excitement, the thrill,the amount of fucking you doat the first year or two years,you're not going to get it back.
21:14So like what do you have now?You need friendship,you need support,you need consistency,you need somebody you feel comfortable sayingI'd like to fight for thisand go to therapy.Because if he says to you,
21:24I'm not interested in fighting for thisand doing everything I can,that's your answer.Exactly.Yeah, I mean, I've heard various experts say, like, you really shouldn't tie the knot with somebodywho haven't been with for two years.And everybody has a different barometer of that.And people get married after a week and they stay together forever.
21:44And that's just dumb luck.I feel like, no, it could be love at first time, whatever.But I just feel like people change, things change, the hormones change, the excitement goes away,and what are you left with?and that's how you know when you're supposed to be with somebody.Yeah.Well, good luck to her.I hope this wasn't too harsh.
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27:41dancing with the stars and the amazing race, Australia, and more.He brings his signature charm and unfiltered honesty to his podcast, boyfriend material,where he dives into dating, sex, and relationships from a male perspective.don't call him 6'4.He is 6'5.Please welcome to the show, Harry Jalzi.Wow, vaginas?I didn't know that was coming.
28:00Wow.Captured our vaginas.I just already captured our hearts, but, you know, I just, I improvised the vagina.Sometimes you're just going to feel it.You're going to throw it in there.Wow, that's so fun.You know, Harry Jalzi has captured your vagina when we were home for COVID.It was during COVID.
28:14I remember watching you during the quarantine during too hot to handle.I was like, who is this little shit?I know, wasn't it so embarrassing?My nipples were bigger than my chest.But you really were like young, young.Yeah, I think it was like 22, isn't it?Yeah.Or 21.
28:28Well, you probably filmed it when in 2019?Yes, 2019.I remember we finished filming and then I moved here in December because they don't tellyou when the show is coming out.And so you've got to like kind of guess that like, oh, my life is going to change.And it was like one of Netflix's like first reality shows.So like we didn't know what the fuck is going on.Right.
28:46Yeah.So I just like moved over and then hoped and then like started running out of money.And then I'm like, hey guys.When is this show coming out?Please.I moved here to be famous on TikTok.Yeah.What is what is going on?
28:58I'm like at the club's like telling you all these people like,yeah, my show's coming out.It's going to be crazy.Like I met with like the phase clan boys.Yeah, I was like at the club.I'm like, yo, my show's going to be sick.Yeah, I bet.Sure.
29:08Yeah, like it's going to be unreal.Like we're going to want to do like something together.And they're like, yeah, yeah, cool.Sweet eyes.And then like all the like high pass kids and like I promise.Like I've got this show like nice to meet you.I'm going to be valuable to you one day.I'm going to have followers.
29:20But isn't it funny?Like, that show obviously took off season one.I don't think, I don't know if I watched it since.But it was kind of the same thing with like Love is Blind where, and I knew some of those people because it was Atlanta season one.And they're out here like, I swear, this thing's going to drop and you guys are all going to love it.And people are like, I bet.And they had to wait two years.Yes.
29:39Just stay with those people.Like, I know.Did you stay with Francesca?We tried.Okay.Yeah.You did.I think.
29:47It was, what, it's a blur.It's a blur.Yeah.You've dated a lot of girls.I get it.You're very charming.No.No, I have not dated a lot of beautiful women.
29:58They thought they were in a relationship with you, but they were not.Okay, that's a good answer.That's fair.No, I feel like I've had a lot of friends.Wait, what do those books say up there?That's crazy.Stop trying to distract us.Harry, I get it.
30:11You are very charming.Thank you.You're like, it's disarming because you're so big and you're like, what's this guy goingto be like, but you are very charming and you have girl dogs.I know.a little bloody puss.Yeah, so your dog...Not context, it's a little crazy.
30:29Because my dog's on a period.We're like, we're not going to explain that to you.Who has the bloody puss?Yeah.So your dog has her period right now.Yeah.Which you didn't know.Well, it was a thing.
30:39And I've never had a girl dog, so this is foreign to me.And we really like your vibe because you seem like such a dog lover.But like, tell us what you're dealing with at home.It's insane.And the worst thing was, so like, I go on like,these sober streaks. I don't have a problem.I always have to clarify I'm not a crazyalcoholic, even though it's something that an alcoholic
30:56would say.Does that suck no matter why, whether you're an alcoholicor not, the answer is I'm not an alcoholic.Yeah, like, it's just like, I've gone these soberstreaks and I'd like promise myself,on my birthday, I'm going to get crazywith my friends because like my friends get reallyexcited because like it's twice a year
31:12that I'll get crazy with them.So it was my birthday.It absolutely sideways when there'smedieval times thing. My best friend, Dom,surprised me with like,made us get in like suits and like drive an hour and a half.To go to medieval times.Yeah.
31:25I had no idea.And everyone's,I'm like getting them like,why are we in a castle?Why are they jousting?What's going on?Then we get there.We have fun.
31:31Have this massive crazy weekend.Karaoke in some girls' house at 6 a.m.doing high school musical.And then I get home,obviously destroyed,hungover, sad.And I wake up like the next day at like 3 p.m.And there's blood everywhere.
31:45And I'm like,what the fuck happened?Right.Who, like, am I, like, what, did I stab my child?Did I get jousted?Did I get jousted?Yeah.It was, it was one of the nights.
31:57Yeah.I was like, did someone just, like, keep stabbing me while I was, like, sitting there, like, enjoying my chicken with my hands?Right.I didn't know what's going on.And then, like, we went out again.Like, obviously, I cleaned it up.I didn't just let it get crusty.And then went out again, and I'm like, okay, like, I don't see anything real good.
32:14Then it's, like, Monday morning comes around.My housekeeper comes over.And I'm like, I'm like.Still, like, we had a weekend.We had a crazy weekend.I was like, Monday morning, I got to see.I was like, sorry, Gabby.Place is a mess.
32:26I'm really sorry that this is how we're starting our week.She barely speaks English.So she's just like, okay, okay, Harry.Yeah.And then she picks up the dog and then I just see bludges pouring over.Yeah, like a little faucet.And I'm like, oh, no.What happened to her?
32:43She got jousted too.Yeah, she got jousted.No, that's, no, that's my daughter.And then I had to explain to my dog that like, hey, you're becoming a woman.Yeah.This is natural part of life.And I'm really sorry that it's happening while I'm hung over.For you.
32:59Yeah.Like, I wish I could like hold your paws and walk you through this and be like, look, there'sgoing to be some guys that are going to feel a little bit freaky now and going to try and mount you.Oh, yeah.You can't let her go out the house.I will.A dog in heat, forget it.They get gang banged.
33:13Well, that's what happens to me.I'm always in heat.Harry, when was your last game back?Actually, no, I haven't been in one ever.One was your last threesome?I've only had one.Okay, can we talk about it?You just lied to your face.
33:28And I believed it.Why would you even believe it?This is going to sound horrible.Every time I say this, everyone's like, Harry, sounds a little bit weird.I've only ever had one with two girls.I've had like eight with my best friend and a girl.Oh, the same guy.It's very chain smockers of you.
33:44Yeah.Did they do that?They said it on caller.Wasn't that call her dad?Did they do that?Yeah.Yeah, they said that they like fuck girls together.Is the same guy that you go out and troll for a woman?
33:52No, I was like, like, I've had different best friends throughout my life.Oh, so I'm sorry for assuming it was just one person.You're like, ooh, Rain, I have friends.Who ever?I've got a lot of best friends that we'll all have sex with together.Okay, sorry for assuming it was one person.But one main guy.No.
34:10No, a bunch of guys.Oh, sorry, all the best friend at the time.No, this is like, I've been having sex since I was 14.And the first one, I think I was like 17 a house party with my friend, and then we just, whatever.Okay, why do you like MMF instead of MFF?I would love more MFF.I would wholeheartedly welcome that with open arms.Well, here we are.
34:33That's why we brought you here today.I take my ring off.I'm just going to hold the camera.My fiance can't watch this one.He's like, you're really glowing.It's Harry Jalsy's come.I meant just like vibrant in the interviewNo I've been having these pills that make it like tastes really good apparently
34:51Oh you take the pills and it makes sure can we table thatI want to get back to the MMF 3-sms like these are really hot everybodyIt's a lot of people's fantasies and what three sums with two men?Two men yeahDo you feel like there's less pressure for you to perform because there's like another penis in the room?No because it's like fuck look who comes first is so embarrassingOh it's embarrassing the person that comes firstIt's a competition yeah
35:12To see who can last longerI guess and like who's going to make her happiest.I can't tell you your line.When you have these threesomes, does it make your friendship stronger with the guy?No, I'm not friends with any of them anymore.It makes it worse.You have to break up with them after.Yeah.
35:28No, like I'm still, nah, I'm going to be honest.A few of those guys were still best friends, but it's been like since high school up to these days.It's just like I think I'm a very free spirit and I don't care.I love that.You get what you get.So it's like, let's have a look.And then there's a girl that's in the mix.She wants a little double sausage.
35:47Then let's have fun.Is it ever weird with your two dicks?Are you ever like, have you ever been surprised?Like, oh, he's so much bigger than I thought or smaller or like.You know what?I've actually never really thought about that because it's usually like we're drunk and it's like, oh, here we're having fun.I've never gone.Oh, whoa.
36:05Your foreskin's a little bit longer than I actually imagined.Oh, why your balls so saggy?I've never like stopped and been like.But women would.I would be like, you have great nipples.Exactly.I would immediately would be like, what's her pussy?I just, I feel like women would be like, oh my goodness, your pussy.
36:22The difference between you guys and me and my friends is we're all about the person.Oh.We're not worrying about each other.We're just like, oh my God.It's all about her.Yeah.Wow.Look at her labia.
36:37You both are admiring her labia.Do you guys like rock paper or scissors for who like gets to go first?Like how do you, it's just like whatever happens happens.Look, I have a little.I'm done one in years.Do you want to with me?Yeah.Who's your best friend right now?
36:51Show us a picture.Oh, Dom.You know Dom?He's the one that did medieval times.Yeah, Dom Gabriel.You know him?We just talked about him.From the show?
36:59Yeah.Okay, we'll talk to Dom and see what's up.And you're my number.And we'll talk.We can do it.Okay.I've only had a threesome with two girls and a guy.Wow.
37:10It's just so much more fun.I mean, I was just so young.And like, when it happened, I just,it wasn't as fun as I thought it wasgoing to be. I think today I would be more fun. Did you have your first threesome like in high school?Yeah. We're at a house party and a toilet. In a restroom, you guys. Did it like make the rounds inschool? Yeah, because people try to kick the door and film it. And I'm like, guys, boys are workingover here. I mean, we're older than you, obviously, but like I can't. Not obviously. Oh. I mean,
37:38I'm 29. But like, I don't think I'd heard of people having a threesome in high school. Like,one girl did anal in my town and everybody knew about it. I mean, I'd live. I lived.in a small town, so it's just likethreesome guys.I had worse things going around about me in high school.You did?STDs?No, no, no, no, no, just.
37:56Cheater.Whoa.Okay, let's keep saying stuff.No.I never cheated on Anakin.Okay.Annika.Anna, if you're listening, we're not sure either, but Harry says he didn't
38:08too.He's sorry.Where did you grow up in Australia?Yeah, Central Queensland.This place called Yipoon.Okay.Which is, why you looked in like you know,We've been to a few places, but not...
38:18Where have you been?Just to Sydney and Melbourne and Brisbane.Okay, so nine-hour drive above Brisbane.This is a place called Rockhampton, an hour and a half or like 30 minutes now becausethere's a new highway.Towards the coast.It's like the beef capital of Australia.Is that like the Gold Coast?
38:34No, just higher, higher.Gold Coast is down.Of the beef.Below.Yeah, beefy coast.That's what they call us.Okay.They grow a big there.
38:45Yeah.And then I got kicked out of the schools and I had to go to school in New Zealand.Oh, really?What did you get kicked out for?You know what?I just wasn't a good person.Okay.I was like, we had, we'd make like chlorine bombs and they'd blow up toilets and stuff.
38:57And then like, we'd have a lot of fights.And then it's like the leadership camp and someone decided to throw a rock through another tent.Someone.Was it you?Of course.And then.At the leadership camp.Yeah.
39:10And to me, I was like, well, guys, who's going to start a riot?clearly a fucking leader.Clearly someone who has the fucking visionto number one get everyone angry,risk everyone's lives.You're a risk taker.I'm risk taker, but passionate leaderand it turned into like the most fun ever
39:31and then all the teachers were drunk and trashedand they came down sideways,no idea what's going on.I was like, guys, you should have seenwhat the foxes went down.People get tackled, tends to get ripped up.She was crazy.And then they pretty much helped me hostage
39:43in their office for like,eight hours.Because you're in trouble for being a leader.No, because the headmaster was a bitch.So you went to like a private school and they kicked you out?We did.Yeah.I don't know.
39:52We, me and my imaginary friends.Do you have siblings?Yeah, five.Boys, girls?There's four women.Are we making you nervous?Yeah, I think so.No, four sisters, one brother.
40:05Wait, you're the only boy among all these girls?No, one brother.Oh, you have one brother.You have five siblings.Yeah, yeah, five.So six in total.Yeah.So do you, did you grow up that way just and you got to kind of
40:14do what you wanted, like, because there was too many kids for your parents to even, like,pay attention to you?My dad was a serial husband, so I was throwing that sausage around in New Zealand before he metmy mom.Where you got it from?Yeah, well, maybe.No, he actually married the woman.Yeah, he actually, he did, he did.
40:28He married the first one, I think.I don't know, they were in New Zealand.It was a weird time.But, yeah, four daughters.And then he did all homebirth, which was really crazy and incredible.And then got this.Yeah, I was like, dad.Fuck, I'm trying to deal with a dog period.
40:41I couldn't handle that.Times four.Yeah.And then he got the snip.Then met my mom and he was like, oh, I should probably unsniped this.Unsnipped.Your mom is that bitch.She was.
40:52No, but he had to get it like surgery six times on it because he couldn't.To get it reverse.Yeah, because they kept reading it as revision.So then for my brother, he was like, well, both IVF.So he, they got enough source for him.But for me, they didn't have enough source.So I had to do a world first operation.I'm probably going to say it wrong, but I believe it's called spermatic aspiration.
41:13and they pretty much just gave upon trying to get anythingand just put a needle in his nutsand pulled out whatever they could get.And that's you.And that was me.You're like a miracle.I know, and that's what I tell any girl I date.
41:23I'm like, I'm literally him.Is your brother tall?Yeah.Oh, okay.So it's like the...I love him.Sorry.It would be funny if your brother was like 5-8
41:33and you're like,you should have done that spermatic extractionor whatever the fucking straight out of the balls.That's how you get the height?Yeah, he should have done that.Yeah.No, he's 6-3, I think.Okay.
41:43We're fine with that.Is your dad tall?Yeah.Is your dad hot?Well, he's actually dead.Oh my God.I'm so sorry.We're not laughing at that.
41:54We're uncomfortable.I feel so.I'm so sorry.And like we,I knew that and I'm really sorry.I think I'm going to cry.Why?No,
42:02I just like,I feel we're like talking about your dadand he has passed.No,it's okay.It happens.Okay.If yours haven't gone,
42:09you're next.Ha-ha.Oh my God.I deserve that.Yeah.No,But you talked about it and you did a podcast episode about it.Yes, so you should know.
42:17That's what I'm saying.I do this.I said,do you think he might want to talk about greed?Actually,actually,she did know this.You're okay.
42:25She knew it.It's fine.It's your dad hot.No,he's dead.He's in a jar.What's quitting?Well, was he hot?
42:31I think he was a stud.Yeah,because he used to be like a carpenter and like a very like hot man.Yeah.And I'm just a bitch.So I don't know what happened.Well,all men today are bitches.
42:40You,I mean,you're 28, right?Like,You can't be masculine and be 28.That's tough.It's tough out of here, right?They don't breathe you, like, rough and tumble anymore.
42:48I'm still recovering.No, I promise it's so fun.Okay.For example, to make you feel better.Have you heard the game Quiplash?Mm-mm.So it's like a thing you play with your friends that you put on the TV,everyone gets their phone, and it, like, asks a series of questions,
43:05and then you don't know who's put the questions on the TV.I love this.Or the answers.And then people vote on the funniest ones or whatever else.To make you feel better, first time I've been hanging out with this friend group,one of my friends, I'm not going to say his name because you'll probably get hated.The question was, what is the worst thing to do at a cemetery?And my friend, no one knew it was him.
43:25No one could see.Obviously, I fucking knew, because I don't know any of these other dudes.First time ever meeting these guys.What not to do at cemetery?He wrote, dig up Harry's dad.And I was sitting there, I'm like, I look at him.I'm like, there's literally no way you just wrote this.This was like a month.
43:41A month ago, so it was still like super, still pretty fresh.And I was like, there's no way you wrote this.He's a very funny guy.Very dark sense of humor.No, very dark.And that's fine.I love it.Because like, that's the only way to deal with it.
43:54Well, for me anyway.Everyone was like, what the fuck?Why would you say that?And I'm like, no, it's fine.Like, we make jokes about it all the time, whatever else.And then he, because he was so kind of nervous and confused.He made it worse.He's like, yeah.
44:06Sometimes when Harry's not looking at, open the jar and fuck it.I was like, what?Dude, stop.I was like, what do you say?Everyone's like, wait, what the fuck is going on?I let you have a pass on that first one.You're like, I'm going to go harder now?You know, honestly call the cops.
44:20Yeah, I was like, what my dad's?Ash is, what you're saying to me?Yeah, I was like, this weird.You're like, wait, did you come in his ashes?I was like, that's where it's supposed to come in my ass.Yeah.Yeah, so anyway, don't I am.You did the same thing.
44:33You went too far.No, it's fine.I'm kidding.I, when I was home last, I didn't tell you this.When I was home a couple weeks ago, two weeks ago, my dad was like, I leftyou something on your bed.Lombo's like, what is that?He goes, it's my will.
44:43I'm like, you didn't think you should, you just left it on my bed.What to peruse it?He wanted to just peruse it.He said he changed, what did you get?He said he changed from wanting to be buried to want to be cremated, which I lovebecause I want him with me.Like, I just want him like on the mantle forever.I love the idea of that.
44:57But the way he just so casually was like there's just some light reading on your bedfor you.I would rip it open and be like, am I getting more than my brother?I'm kidding.Wait, I mean, I didn't even look.And my way out the door.I'm kidding.I don't even want.
45:08read the will.My brother can have more.Okay, I have a question for you guys.I was thinking about funerals recently because in movies and TV, they always go to like a funeral or whatever it is in the graveyard and they lower the casket into the ground.I've never been to one of those.I don't know anyone who's been to one.I don't know a lot of them.Okay.
45:26Yeah, Jews do that.I've never been to one and I always hear about there at the funeral home.Well, isn't it just?Jews do that.You go to the, you go there and it goes in the ground.I think it must depend on the religion because it,One of my friends just got shot on the head, and I was at his view.Hopefully the one that said the thing about your dad.
45:42No, no.Hopefully somebody had a threesome with him.No, no.Harry?You lost a one you had a threesome with him?Yeah.No, but they lowered him into the ground.He's Jewish.
45:54I don't think so.Okay.I don't think it's probably, I just use.I think, yeah, I just think it's if you want to hang out long enough.It's just want to hang out a longer.If you hang out a little longer.If you hang out all day, you're going to see it to eventually get married.And Jewish, I mean, the only Jewish ones I've ever been to,
46:07you go to the funeral home first.You have like a ceremony and then everybody goes out to the funeral,out to the cemetery.That's what we did for his.You do both.I think he's cathedral, Catholic, whatever the fuck.I don't know.I'm learning about this shit.
46:19Did you grow up with religion?None.None.Okay.Zero.Okay.I'm trying to learn.Are you?
46:23No.Yeah.You don't need to.What?I don't want to?Just try to be a good person.That's not working for me.So.
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50:55No questions asked.Remember to head to zbiotics.com slash GGE and use the code GGE at checkout for 15% off.Thank you, Zbiotics, for sponsoring this episode and our guest.good times. Okay. Are you trying to be a good person? I'm trying my best. Do you think you'renot a good person? No, I think I'm the best person. Okay, but yeah, I agree. I love you. But I loveyou the most. I have no experience with you, but I think you're great. Just give you 10 minutes andyou're gonna hate me. That's all it takes 10 minutes. Two. I wouldn't date you, but I wouldlike sleep with you and be your friend. Okay. That makes me feel terrible about myself.
51:29That sounds awesome. My friendship and then sex? Well, I would date you. So you're a bad person. ButHarry, are you even looking for a relationship?No.Well, I think that's the thing with you.I'm not looking for sex.I think I'm asexual.No, I'm not.Shut up.
51:43It seems to me like you've been caught up in situations where you like a woman and they want to be in a relationship with you.And deep down, you're not in like a commitment era of your life.Is that accurate?Yeah.We all have those days.Yeah, but do you lead people to believe that you are in a commitment era of your life?Of course.Of course. Okay.
52:03Yeah.You let them believe whatever they want to believe.I get excited.Right.We get excited and we're like, move in, let's start a family, let's do all this stuff.I love you so much.You're the best person ever.Like, Harry, it's a little bit much.
52:14I met you an hour ago.It's like love bombing.Oh, you love bombing people.No, I just, I'm excited.You're excited.Yeah.Okay.We don't need to put a bad word on something that feels so good.
52:23I don't think it, you called it a bad word.I think it's a beautiful word.No, no.What?Love bomb?Yeah.No, no, I think I get so excited and I'm like, oh, we can do this.and I can help you with this.
52:36Like I'm obviously not saying this to them,but I'm like feeling it my head.And then after a while it's like,oh,I actually maybe didn't like that aspect of youor like a lot of these people in the space.I mean, they have careers so they just sleep all dayand don't do anything.
52:48And I'm come home after working and I'm like,what are we doing?You know, like that's what drives me a little bit crazy.But I think recently, like to be serious,since dad passed and I was with all my sistersand they have 12 kids.I was like,oh, first time I felt like having a family
53:02because my family's always been like super disjointed.And so I felt that and I'm like, oh, this is actually really nice.Like, I really want this.And I remember telling my dad about the last person that I was seeing.And it was really excited because she was a little bit older than me.And he's like, oh, like, this will be good for you.Like, he's like, I'm upset that I'm not going to see you become a father.But I did film a bunch of stuff with him for messages for my future kids.
53:27So I could tell them.I did like a whole podcast with him for like an hour and a half, like figure out his whole life.And then questions and answers for my future.kids and then things for like each of my siblings whatever else and then like when we're feelinglike we need a little bit of advice or something to give to my siblings anyway that's beside the pointbut i remember being there with him and like and then my mom as well getting upset and i just was havinglike nightmares because i was like oh fuck like i'm not i haven't given them a grandkid and i knowthat's not the reason i have a kid is for your parents but just like oh you know i told my mom
54:02before i'm when i hit 30 i'm going to have a family and all this stuff soI just kind of got a little bit ready.But then I realized, like, once I came back in the scene, back going out a little bit,kind of getting drunk and crazy and just, like, hooking out with, like, people that have beenassociated with in the past, I'm like, oh, this probably isn't on the right part.This is not fulfilling.So now I've been like, you know, I don't want any, because it's my biggest distraction.Like, I'm the worst when I'm in a relationship because nothing else matters.
54:29I'm like, I just want to be with this person.I want to go do this, whatever else.Like work slows down.I'm trying to learn a new language.can't do that. I'm too busy. Like, what do you need? Like, how can I help? So I'm,I turned to like a big puppy dog. So now I realize I just got to get everyone away from me.Plus, everyone's escorts here. And that's crazy. Have you found that? Yes. A lot ofwomen that are attracted to you or escorts. Well, no, a lot of influences.
54:55Oh, are also. And this is, and I don't give a fuck if I get hate for this. And I'm looking atthe camera. Say it. Because it's true. And I've seen it. And I've got screenshots of it.my phone, but it's okay.Say their names.No.No, like, it's okay if you are a...It's fine.But like...
55:13If I could do it, fuck I would.I'm sick of this working shit.If I could just pop this pussy ona little afternoon and make $12,000.And like, go to Ibiza, yeah.Go to Ibiza on a jet.Exactly. And you don't even need to postwho the fuck you're with. You don't even tag the sponsor?
55:29They don't want you to post them.A lot of women are attracted to that in L.A.I want to circle back to something.you said a few minutes ago.Because you said, I say all these things in the moment.And then I realized like, oh, yikes, I've taken it too far.And I think a lot of women, myself included, have been in situations where, like, a guywill say all this stuff, dude.
55:48It's really intense.And, like, I've had personal situations where guys are like, you're the person that I'vebeen searching for forever.You're the one.That's good.Stop.Get the fuck out of here.I'm not telling you anything else.
55:59I was not going to be anywhere.What else do they say?Tell me.She's good.People just get excited.He's like, what else did he say?Yeah, I saw him.What are they terrible?
56:09Okay.But, you know, then you don't hear from them.And women are like, what happened?I thought he was so into me.And like, whether it's on purpose or not, I do think, like, what is happening is, like, men arelike, I said it because it felt good in the moment.They felt it in the moment.I didn't really mean it.
56:23Like, this one guy was saying to me, like, I have, like, evaded being in a relationshipfor so long.And, like, I've met you and you're the person I want to show up for and be with.And, like, you're the person.And I didn't really hear from him for, like, a week after that.And I was talking to my guy friend who was like,that guy,number one,
56:37doesn't know enough about youto actually feel that.And number two,did not mean that.Like,it felt nice in the moment to say it.And I think this happens kind of a lot.Well,
56:45I think it's because,this is what I tell my female listenerson my podcast is go on a dateduring the daytime,like go to an activity.So then you can really get to know someoneso it's actually a date.If you're at home,
56:56late at night,I'm feeling freaky.I have horny goggles on.I'm not going to remember what I said,but I know it's going to be crazy.Like, during sex,oh my god the stuff that comes out of my mouth right okay now you give me some linesare you ready yeah no no but the stuff i say it i'm like holy shit like the last person i was
57:17seeing like she's like do you mean what you said like in the morning i'm like what happenedshe's like oh that we're going to get married then you're going to have my kids and we'regoing to do this and i was i was giving you a monologue in your ear where we're having sex like i wasgoing in i was was super drunk but you're just feeling it and passionate and fun and then it's sillyBut that's why I think, like, don't date guys at nighttimeunless you want nighttime activities.Because, you know, everyone gets excited.Everyone's, look, the lion's got to eat.
57:43And, you know, the line eats at night.But, like, you're, yes, drunk having sex, we say things.Everybody does.I like your point of just, like, find on who someone is during the day, sober.Of course, yeah.Every one of the conversations I'm telling you have been sitting on my day.4 a.m.Some of them are 4 a.
58:01That's what I'm saying, like late night.Late night sitting on my day.bed and like it sounds like a realI believe people and they say this because I'm like I'm awesomeof course you feel like that. Yeah but then you have sexand then it's like everyone's done. Yeah I've got a rulealways masturbate before any big decisionand pretty much any decision. Okay.
58:19Because it dictates everything. Okay.Because you could be like super horny and then be like oh.So I want to ask you this because we talked about thiswith two of our guy friends, comedians, Trevor Wallaceand Michael Blasting. Yeah, they're so great.So they say though like if they masturbate before a date,like they're not going.Like it's too,
58:37they exhaust themand there's no motivation to go.Do you masturbatebefore a date?I've done it.And still,you'll still go.I'm hungry.
58:44Okay.I always masturbate before a date.I got to eat.Always.You're in your 20s,that's what it's about.Wait,really?
58:49They're older.Yeah,always.Why,what does that do for you?Because I don't want to be cloudedby how horny I amif I like you or not.
58:56But I thought that doesn't happento goes.It happens to her.Wow.I just don't want to be like,in my horny or do I like them.I just want to, you know, I want to know if I like you.Yeah, sometimes it just gets so worked up and I'm like,
59:08I've got to just get it out and get that idea out of my headbecause I think that's the problem with guys is when you start kissing and you get involved,they're kind of trying to rush it and show you that.So I'm always like trying to calm myself down.Don't rush it.Don't try and put it in.I could have warm it up a little bit first, you know?Ashley loves foreplay.
59:23Oh, we love it.Oh, my God.She's a huge for play.Well, it's funny you say it.Like, you don't.I like it.I like it.I like, I know, I like, I know, like, I don't know.
59:29There's a scene.She says it.Looking at me.No, I wasn't looking at you.I'm ready to just like get to it.No, we are.Really?No, we love eating pussy.
59:37It's fun.If somebody's good at it, I'll sit there all day.Are you bad at it?No, I love it.We are different.There's a scene and tell me lies.And he just goes right in and like fucks her.Like, I mean, they'd been sexting, I guess.
59:50So they were a little warmed up.And I was like, that scene.I like felt it in my pussy.Like I was like, like how dry that would be, how much it would hurt.Like, why I wouldn't want that?And Raina was like, I thought it was so hot.I was like, we are so different.Wait, what?
01:00:01Sorry?No, I think it's nice if you've been fucking for a while,and it's just like, oh, shit, like we're in a park or some shit.Let's get crazy.No, that one time.You're a park.You're at a park.Daytime.
01:00:14Yeah, daytime activity.Picnic.Get her in.Put a bigot in my eyes.No, if somebody's good at four play, I love it.If I'm drinking.Are those the new Air Forces that are meant to be dirty?No, they're just dirty.
01:00:24Oh, okay.That's so funny.They're like a couple months old.They're just kind of dirty.Sorry.I don't like shoes that are supposed to be dirty.Is that a thing?You didn't see this shit?
01:00:32Yeah.Are those the ones you ran in the airport in?Remember when we ran that day in the airport?I bought these a few months ago, but they are kind of dirty, and I've been meaning to clean them.They release a dirty Air Force, and then as you wear them, they get clean.What are the...Is this serious?Wait, what are the big stars?
01:00:47Golden goose.They're sold dirty.They're fucking gross.I didn't get it unless they want to be.Then they got kind of basic.Yeah, I just wear these a lot.Okay.Sorry, that's so rude to me.
01:00:57Can we play a little game with?you.Okay.No, we think it's funny.We love the concept of like things guys don't know about girls and vice versa.So we're going to ask you a few questions.Let's kick it off.We're going to give you four things to define and see if you know what they mean.
01:01:12Okay.IUD.What?It's like when you're drunk driving?Not a DUI.An IUD.Do you know what an IUD is?Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:21Isn't it like one of those army things that like gets rid of electricity?Shut up.It's girl stuff.Isn't that an EM?Oh, oh, Gustav.You know what an IUD is?Yeah, yeah, the hook?Yes, you got it.
01:01:34Yes.But what category was, what does the hook do?It fucking hurts sometimes.Especially the little wire.It feels like a hairy little fucking pussy.Can you feel it?Yes.I've only had one guy ever tell me he could feel it.
01:01:46I believe it to him, his dick was so huge.But only one guy's ever told me.My string is tucked up behind my cervix, allegedly.Allegedly.Maybe her string was extra long.I don't know.Yeah, sometimes you'd have to cut the string.Yeah, and it would just felt like,
01:01:58you could feel it.It just felt like she was hairyon the inside and there's one spotand I'm like, it's so distracting.It's so crazy to be able to feel it.But then I'm like, what if it goes down my littlepee hole?Do you know what the purpose is?
01:02:09Just for accessories.Just for fun.It's like a butt plug.No, doesn't it stop?Doesn't it close up your little?It's worth control.Oh, that's the word.It like bedazzles your uterus.
01:02:20It is for an exception.I wasn't even going to ask you if you can say what it meansbecause you're not going to get that.But it's intrauterine device.Okay.Can you tell us what UTI stands for?Urinary tract affection.Ding-d-ding.
01:02:30Okay, because men get those too.Affection?Attention.What is it?Urinary tract infection.Infection.Yes.Okay.
01:02:36What about HPV?Harry's pretty vagina.Harry's perfect...So you have it.Version.I've got it.No, isn't it herpes?No.
01:02:48It's an...It's a...It's a...It's human papylova virus.Pavlova virus?Pavlova?No.You can't get a virus famine in Pavlova,
01:02:58Because that's a big thing.Do you know that middle war?I always like human papilloma virus.It sounds kind of like sexy, like Italian.How do you get it?Do you know when I get it?You get it?I can't get it.
01:03:10Well, you can get it.Men can get it.It doesn't affect them.So it leads to like cancer and women.But so women are getting it from it.It doesn't have to.Most women have it, whatever.What?
01:03:24Most women have got pussy cancer?No, we don't get the case.There's like hundreds of.strands of it and three, four strains. This is horrible. But like guys, all these guys are outhere giving it to us and they don't even know if they can't. How do we know if we have pussy cancer?That's what I'm saying. Because it doesn't matter for you. It's so fucked. Well, how do westop this? I don't know. How do we? Let's, who do I have to call? You have to vote for a differentpresident. Okay. Really? I can't vote. A different one would know. Okay. Okay. This came up a lot.
01:03:55Do you know, tell me, if a girl says I took an everything shower, what does that mean?Oh, I know this one.Oh, because you're four sisters.Okay, what does it mean?No, my sisters wouldn't teach me shit.Okay.Because we did it on my podcast.We're like, oh, everything's shower.
01:04:07What is that?So you shave, you wash your little, you little nunny.Shave, clean, everything, yeah?Shave, clean, everything is there.Yeah, and hair.Yeah, and hair.You do everything.Everything.
01:04:18Everything.Everything.Everything showers.Okay.Let's talk about the way women orgasm.Are most women able to orgasm?No, one and four women can orgasm.At all.
01:04:28So they told you.So earnest.One and four can come.At all?No.Well, I'm sure everyone can come if they try hard enough.But you guys are so complex.And you have to be like in the moment.
01:04:41There has to be nothing stressing you without.Sometimes wear your socks.Keep your feet warm.Thank you, Harry.Ashley has to wear socks.It's crazy.I know.My fiance is always trying to take my socks up with his feet.
01:04:51Just wear them.Yeah.Like just keep whatever.There cannot be a sock anywhere near me.I.Not even in the room.I'm just like, whatever's going to make you feel comfortable.Like, we've got to figure this out because, and this is what I tell her.
01:05:00I'm like, I'm easy.I got me figured out.We're all good.You're my little science experiment.Yes.That's why I'm like, I got a bus first.I'm not like, oh, fuck, let me get it in.So then I'm like, let me go to work because some women love the little finger.
01:05:14Some women love a little tongue.Some people want their toes sucked or whatever else.Like, we don't know and we're learning together.Okay.So it's very stressful.Actually, listen, I don't want to be a male apologist, but I do think.Everyone on my girlfriend.A male polygist?
01:05:27A male apologist.I don't want to be like, oh, poor you guys.But like, women are very complex in our bodies and what we like in terms of a nipple play,butt play, internal stimulation external.Yeah.Like, what I like is different than what everybody else likes.And it's tough.And you don't know till you know.
01:05:42And then also a lot of these women are faking as well.So you're just like, what do we actually know what's good?Do you ask?Yes.Like, do you want to talk about it?Yeah.That's shortly after I'm like, I love.you so much, just get mad, whatever else.
01:05:56What do you like in bed?And they're like, oh my God, I'm coming.I'm like, oh, okay, I'm out of you.It would really crush me if I found out somebody was like fake coming all the time.I've faked.I've, like, really upset me.You have to have.We have to talk about this.
01:06:07I faked it.But, like, were you wearing a condom?Yes.Okay, obviously.This is the only way you can fake it.Yeah, because then if I'm like, oh, my God.Tell me why and how this went down because I'm fascinated by male.It's just like, it wasn't fun.
01:06:20Yeah.And it didn't, it wasn't what I expected.it didn't feel right and just didn't feel good and we weren't like connected and I started goingsoft and I never I never go soft unless I'm fully like checked out so then I was like okay because I don'twant her to feel bad because then it turns into like a self-conscious yeah yeah and I don't want herto feel that way it's just like we're not here so then I was just like in area I'm like oh my god okaythat makes sense and then and then you just quickly rip it off run to the bathroom and likeWow, it's crazy.
01:06:54I never want to see you again.I'm so soft.Yeah, it's crazy.It's driveled up so quick.Yeah, where did it go?Woo.I can see that, and then I can also see,I'm sure there's situations where guys are just like,
01:07:06I'm not going to come, right?Where it's just like.And that's even worse.Right.That's so much worse.There's been nights where it's like really upset my partner and then they've gone,my partner, what am I, fucking sheriff?What am I doing?
01:07:20No, I'm sorry.But like, yeah, like really upset them.to the point where they, like, take it on themselves.And then it's like they're working a fucking 15-hour shift just trying to get that come-out.It's like, let's take a moment, let's have some food, because maybe I need some chocolate.Right.Maybe I need you to pay with my hair a little bit.Exactly.
01:07:37Maybe we've got it going on.Arm tickles?Maybe I want you to lie to me a little bit.No.You don't lie to me.Okay.Everyone lies, and I'm sick of it.You know what I get?
01:07:47All those escorts are just lying too.You should have seen the, 12K for four hours.Can we go back to that?Like, are you?meeting women, and obviously you're not knowing you're meeting them on apps or out,whatever you're meeting them, and then you find out, they're also...No, to be, look, I'm going to say that not everyone is...Of course not.
01:08:06We know that.Our audience knows that, but I'm saying, like, are you finding this out?No, okay, so I haven't slept with anyone new this year.I've just been, like, focusing on, like...For five months, you've been solid of it?Well, not celibate.No past partners.Yeah, like, I've spun the block on a few.
01:08:21Love it, okay.Yeah.But then there was, like, this one.One, and we were, fuck, it's going to sound really bad.I saw her put a phone passcode in, and there was a friend of mine that was texting her.And we were drunk, and I'm like, fuck, I could check this.And then I'm like, no, I shouldn't.And then I got up to go pee.
01:08:39She's snoring, and I'm like, maybe I'll have a look.Maybe if it's my friend.And then I was my best friend.Yes.Best friend in the world.And then I was like, oh, okay, sweet.Then I see it.And I was like, fair enough.
01:08:52Then I see another screenshot come through.and then I see this other guy who I knowhas got a girlfriend. Then I see all these peopleand I'm like, holy shit, this isworse than I thought. This is so muchworse than I thought. And then I see the screenshotto her best friend saying, this guyand his girlfriend want to pay me this, blah, blah, blah.
01:09:09And so I was like...And she slept through all that?Yeah, I was sitting there like...But was your friend trying to hire her?No, I think he was just trying to sleep with her.Like, that's whatever. But that's what tipped you off.Yeah, it's what tipped me off. And then I'm like,okay, fair enough. But then I'm like, look,
01:09:23It's my best friend.It's her.Everyone can have fun.You use the word best friend pretty loose.Pretty fast and loose.No,I love him.I love him.
01:09:32He's good.I think a lot of women come to L.A.,major cities,but L.A. specifically,like,meet rich,older guys.For sure.
01:09:39I mean,if that's how you want to make your money,make your money.We're not judging it all.I'm fascinated by finding out.No,it's so fascinating.And also, like,
01:09:46I get it.Like,oh,I can come to L.A.And be hot full timeand get my rent paid for,get bags,go on trips,
01:09:52do whatever the fuck I want.All I got to do is like a little bit of old cock from time and time.I'm going, I'm going crazy.Like, it's insane.Because this is what I realized, because I was like wondering.I'm like, how do you get into that point?And I think it's just like your friend does it.You get introduced.
01:10:06Next thing you're on a trip.Because I also realize a lot of guys in L.A.don't have personalities.They just have money.So that's the way that they show that they're successful.They're doing stuff and they have those people around.So I just realized, I was like, it's just so common.Whereas, like, I tell my siblings,
01:10:22or like my friends back in Australiaand it's so weird and foreign.I'm like, no, it's actually justit's another career path over here, I believe.You could be an escort, Harry.You think you're too famous to be an escort now.No, fuck.I would run up a check.
01:10:36I'd be clapping my cheeks.What would your rates be?Whatever makes me happy.Okay, so like, do you think you'd have like tiered services?Like if you want to play?Just like arm candy.No, yeah.I think boyfriend material.
01:10:48Like boyfriend material.No, boyfriend experience on the weekend.You know, give me.Oh, a whole weekend.Pray for that.Yeah, it's a pretty woman shit.Let's go to dinner.50,000.
01:10:5850,000 to go to dinner with you?$50,000 to have dinner.If I be pompous.If you guys see Harry out at dinner, just know that was 50K.Am I being pompous?Is that too much?I have no idea.10K.
01:11:10I'll do dinner.Fuck it, five.I don't care.I mean.Now we're negotiating.Yeah.Two and a half.If Ashley, I'll pay you.
01:11:16Is there a guy out there that you would pay 50K to go to dinner with?Harry.Yeah.No.For Rock Obama.Oh, wait.Dave Batista.What?
01:11:24Really?I like a big, big man.Well, he's not big anymore.He did lose some weight, but he's still big.He's off the steroids.I know, but you liked his old look.I like his new look, too.I like everything he does.
01:11:34But I like a big guy, like a very big guy,which makes no sense because I'm so tiny.No, it's the best.Okay, can we show you some sex toys and you tell us how to use them?Let's go.Do you like sex toys?I love them.You love them.
01:11:45Anything with the sound wave that you guys definitely have in stock is always great.How do you feel if a girl pulls out of sex toy?Let's do it.Let's do it.Let's fucking go.Okay.Okay.So this is, we're going to start easy.
01:11:56Obviously, this kind of shows you what it is, but you might not be familiar with this type of product.Vanilla frosting?Yeah.And it's suck and blow gel.So this can be used on a penis or a vulva and like you just take a little, take a little,don't snort it.It's like I'm with it.Put it under your finger.
01:12:12It's the texture of lube, just like squirt out a little bit.Is it lube?No, it's like an oral enhancer.So like, for example, a woman would squirt a little bit on her hand or on your dick and then suck away.it makes it such a more pleasurable experience.Wow.What the fuck?Yeah.
01:12:25You put on a pussy or a butthole if you want.Do you like heat butt?Yeah, sometimes.You can make vanilla flavored.Wait, that's really interesting.Well, that's yours.We're going to send you home with like fun stuff.Wow, that's really interesting.
01:12:37Okay, so here's this one.And at first glance, what would you think?Oh, that is the new Rayban meta.Exactly.So open it up.Okay.This is our new Casey.Casey?
01:12:47Yeah, it's a travel choice.See what we did there.Butter yellow is the.color of the summer.What are we putting in where?Or is this just for the old clitty?Yeah.And this is like a thumper.
01:12:58I don't know if you've seen this type.Thumper?What are we in fucking doing?Timothy shal-me.Oh my God.Yeah.So it kind of, that's going to thump on the clip.Oh, that's nice.
01:13:06Yeah.That's so nice.And that's nice because you can hold the handle and like put it on somebody.Yeah.Because then you feel like, oh my God, I must be really good.And then it's so discreet and demure, you know?Yeah.It looks like a little banana.
01:13:17I almost can't use sex toys while I have sex at the same time.Wait,I come too quick.Wait, that's the best, though, because then you guys can, then I go to my group chat and I'm like, oh, yeah, fuck this.She came like four times.Yes, if someone's having sex, somebody's having penetrative sex with me and they put a vibrator on me, I will black out.What the fuck is that?So this is my favorite toy, and we want you to kind of work this out and see how you would do this.
01:13:42This thing is your favorite toy.It's an adjustable car.It is a partner toy.A partner toy?Yeah.So this is a.The fuck are you guys doing?So this is a one size fits all cock ring.
01:13:54And you have the adjustable bands.Your penis is going to go in here.And then this is going to vibrate on her clit.It's amazing.It'll blow her mind.I used to have the little we vibe thing with an X.And that was fun.But it was just like, I think I was just fucking like a jackrabbit.
01:14:10So I never really felt like anything.But now I'm like slow.And it's texture for her clit.It's going to whoever you use that with is a lucky woman.Oh, that just went crazy.Yeah.And then you just kind of pull up the little tie.to make it fit perfectly.
01:14:22And they just hang around,know your balls?Or do you put it in your ass?You want it in your ass?No, I don't like that.You don't want anything in your bed.I don't want anything back then.I don't want anything back in mine.
01:14:33No.Everybody's always trying to be back there.Yes.Everybody.Harry, you did great.That's for you.We're going to send you home with some stuff.Please, thank you.
01:14:41That's so fun.It looks like a tadpole.But I like that you are open to womenusing toys in the bedroom.I think that, like,some people think it would replace youand it's the opposite.Like, what a great enhancement to your sex life.
01:14:50It's also like it's scientifically proven make him come.Let's less for them to complain about.Right.Let's get rid of this one and four stat.That's what I'm saying.And then also like I think, okay, branding wise in the group chat, what are they going to say?Doesn't matter if it's a shit performance, whatever else.If she came, she can't complain.
01:15:09Flip it.True?Yeah.Yeah.If I like went to town, ate her out and then put it in and busted real quick.Oh, hurry came quick?Shut up.You still came.
01:15:19Doesn't matter because all these girls.out here aren't. So they're envious.But that's true because when you're at brunch the nextday and you're like, oh, he was doing thisand he did this and your friend's like, well, did you come?And you're like, I did.Exactly. I can't be mad at coming.No, recently I wanted to get this guy's apartment.
01:15:34He was like, I can't have sex tonight. I don't like tire.That's fine. He went down on me. I've beentelling everybody. I just showed up at this guy's houseand he just went down on me. What did he do?That was so good. And he made you dinner?Why was it so good? Did you have to shave his back though?No, I didn't have to shave his back. I don't have to doanything. I just showed up you about dinner.
01:15:50You shaved his back?He asked me if I wanted to shave his back on the way over.He said, no.Wait, what did you do?That was so lovely.He really, like, was, like, humming on my clit.It was crazy.And then he, like, threw some fingers in.
01:16:01If you throw a finger in while you're going down on me, oh, my God, oh, come so hard.A hundred percent.Wait, but he's licking and humming at the same time?He was, like, licking.He was, like, sucking and, like, humming.Well, we used to say if you would...It makes your mouth vibrate.I mean, that feels a little weird to do because it makes a sound, but, like, it would feel so good.
01:16:17My problem is, like, I'm struggling to breathe down there because my nose doesn't work.Oh, do you have a deviated septum?Oh.Is that, like, a rugby injury?Yeah, how did you know?What are you saying?Yeah, because she's been broken so many times playing rugby.I don't know.
01:16:31So, like, I just...Do you play rugby?Do you play rugby?Yeah.Okay.I actually have a rugby team in L.A.With your best friend?Oh.
01:16:38No.No, I would imagine.Is it actually just an orgy?Yeah.Our rugby team.They're good with RFCLA.Shout out of us.But you can't breathe.
01:16:47Yeah, so I'm like, I have to be like, ooh.So you're like mouth breathing down there.Okay.Yeah.Well, that's why, so like, when I like give a blow job, I like to like throw my hand in there a lot so I can like take breaks.It's kind of nice like to just have a little like, sometimes I usually like come a lot quicker as soon as they like go crazy and then put their hand and then take a break because I'm like, oh fuck.It's the worst.And I'm like put it back home.
01:17:08The hand is good or bad of?No, it's good because like if you're going crazy with your mouth, sometimes it gets a little bit like overstimulating.and then as soon as you take a step back,it's just so built up with anticipationthat if they're going crazy with their hand, it's game over.Okay, is that a good tip for women?I think just saliva is the best.Also, guys, we're saying...
01:17:28And that'll make you really juicy.Yeah.For the woman.Oh, have you seen the thing on TikTokwhere they have the pill and makes it like super,like massive saliva?No.You guys just start selling that shit.
01:17:38The second blow gel makes your saliva glands just activate.Yeah.So it makes your mouth really juicy.Not everybody likes that.I like a really wet...But then you get the taste on that.top of it. Like my favorite is when we had over the holidays, the peppermint patty.It's just like such a tasty treat because I love a sweet treat before bed anyway.
01:17:53Pepperment patty. Yeah, we do new flavors. I like minty.Oh, for this. Yes, for the second blow gel. What did you think we were talking about?Like a patty. I'm like, was they going to patty to bed? But you are taking something thatmakes your cum taste better? Yeah, pop star. Are you out of this? Uh-oh. No brand deal.Have you verified that it does taste better? Well, some girl gave me head and I like grabbed herI was like, what does it taste?Rate it from 1 to 10.Yeah, and I was like, this doesn't taste good?
01:18:18She's like, yeah, it tastes pretty good.Well, who's going to say it's bad?That's just dirty talk.No, I just explained.I was like, look, I've been having these pills.You need to A, B, test it.I had sex with Emily on my podcast.She's like, you've got to try these.
01:18:28So then I just started buying them.And it's meant to be like a volume enhancer, so they have more cum.And then apparently it's meant to like taste better.Oh, volume enhancer?So you have more come?Apparently, but like.Are you pretty not, are you not coming enough?No, I want to come more.
01:18:41We love a lot of cum.We just,it's a sign of respect.It is.Yeah,my ancestors would appreciate a lot of cum.No,I said something like,
01:18:50this was last year,and I said,like,I love a lot of come.It's a sign of,and Raina was like respect.It is.And I met, like,
01:18:58vitality and, like,youthfulness.Yes, healthy bowls.Yeah.I just,I didn't know how that I liked a lot of ituntil I met someone who didn't come a lot.And then you're just like,
01:19:08gave me the ick.It was just like this little,nothing.It's like, if a girl squirts, it's like, oh, I've got the validation.I know that she did, like, everyone's happy here.Same with us.Like, if it was one drop, you'd be like, where is it?Like, what's going on?
01:19:20Right.Did you fake it?Yeah, exactly.Yeah.So then it's like, look, if it's half a fucking cup, you're like, oh, my God, I must be incredible.Are you, like, a vocal cumber?Good question.Thank you so much.
01:19:32Yeah, it's kind of primal.Do it right now.Like, come?Okay.Ashley's like, prove it.No.Use the toys.Yeah.
01:19:41No, it's kind of just like...Is it a growl?No, I'm not growling.Do you do like Australian sounds?No, but I'll just like, you tent up and you can...Okay.Do you know that there's a wide range of like, come sounds from men?Do you know this?
01:19:54I don't know why you know it.I wouldn't know.Oh, you've had a lot of threesomes with them.Yeah, but I'm not like, hey, let me...Are you coming now, brother?Let me hear your vocal range.Yeah, I want to mimic that.There's a wide range from like no sound to like weird moaning to long moaning to like...
01:20:08growling. I don't mind the growling. The grunting. Like, grunting. Like, I'll give you a warning. Like,fuck, I'm about to come. And then it's... Yeah. Some people don't do that at all. And you're like,are you a psychopath? No, it pisses me off. I have to tell a girl, don't tell me if you're aboutto come. Why? It pisses me up. Exactly. It's literally like a switch. If you want to finish me,it's like, it's so embarrassing. It's just like, I'm about to come. Bang, done. Game over. I justget so excited. When she says I'm about to come. Yeah. And I was like, if I hear I'm about to,hand on the mouse, shut up.I have to say it.
01:20:38But just do it.Tell me when we're doing it and when it's happening.Oh, you want to, I'm coming.Like, I wanted to be right at the same time because I know that that rocket ship is goingto take the fuck off as soon as I hear that magic word.It's just like.Do you find it harder when she says, I'm going to come as opposed to I want you to come?Yeah, I want you to come.
01:20:57It's like, okay, like I've got shit to do.That was on our list.Like, when women say that, it's kind of like wrap it up.Yeah, like, I'm over this now.That's so funny.Or we've already come.Or we've already come.But it's usually, I mean, I've come, and I'd like you to wrap this shit.
01:21:10It is my some of my favorite dirty talk lines because it sounds so dirty.You're like begging for it.You want it.But like, really what you mean is like, let's wrap the shit up.Yes.I just, I'm just like, okay, I get it.We've got chores.You need to do your brand posts.
01:21:22I understand.Right.Yeah.You have clients to see.Yeah, you're an escort.You've got to get on a PJ.What are you looking for in a, or nothing?Are you looking for nothing?
01:21:32Nothing.You don't want a partner right now.No, it would be amazing.Okay.But I feel like every time I've gone hunting for one, it's been the wrong thing.And again, it's like my biggest distraction.I feel like right now with work and stuff, we're so close to everything being amazing and huge and incredible.Like, there's so much stuff in the works.
01:21:50And I feel like if I get a partner and I'm at the stage where it's like kids, marriage, settle down, like buy a house, do this stuff and get ready for that, it's going to slow it all down.So I'm like, I just think that I'm not like ready just yet.Yeah, that's fair.It could go either way.You could find a woman who is not on some sort of timeline and she could really, like,support you in your career and that could work in your benefit.Or you could find someone that, like you said, totally distracts you and is like,when are we doing the next step?
01:22:18When are we taking the trip, moving in together, getting married, having kids?Yeah, I get it.It's tough, especially like, I don't know what's going on with me.So you never know.Okay.Well, we want to ask you, in honor of your podcast, if someone is boyfriend material.So we asked our listeners to submit some scenarios of three to four month relationships they've been in.And it is this guy, boyfriend material.
01:22:40We're going to judge it.Wait, these people, they're real?These are our listeners, yeah.Wow.I've been dating, she puts in quotes, dating this guy for almost two months now.He's really sweet.Green flags everywhere.He bought me flowers.
01:22:51He's taking me out to dinner a bunch of times.We've gone hiking, bowling, mini golfing.He picks me up, opens the doors for me every time.He's told his friends, coworkers, families about me.But he...This guy's the best.But he won't touch me.There's more.
01:23:04I won't initiate a first kiss.I had initiated our first few dates,so I wanted him to do some of the initiated.Wait, she hasn't initiated a kiss?She's saying, I don't want to.I want him to initiate the kiss.What?When hiking, our hands accidentally brushed against each other's,
01:23:18and he apologized.What the fuck?What is going through his mind?We had a conversation.I told him I'm sad.He hasn't kissed me yet.His response was, oh, so you want me to?Then we hung out and he still did not kiss me.
01:23:31Please help.He's a virgin.Or he's gay.Always gay.I mean.And both things are great.I hope this sounds so far-fetched, like, unless these are super-duper religious people.Because I think the people get scared about consent today, which they should.
01:23:47But it sounds like she was like, you have my consent.I'd love you to kiss me.Yeah, but girls, we can think the first step as well.It's the most attractive thing if a girl, like, just grabs you and kiss you as well.It's like, oh, fuck, because sometimes, like, I've been in the first step as well.I've been in the mode where it's like,I've been waiting for the invitation.I don't want to overstep.
01:24:07He could be like, oh, fuck, we're going bowling.We're doing other stuff.We're hanging out as friends.And I like the girl, but I don't know if she likes mebecause maybe she's not communicating well enoughor she's like, I'm into it.Like, I've spent so much time with my friendsand they've never been like, oh, like this is a date.
01:24:22Like, I'm into you.I'm like, wait, no, I didn't even clock it.It seems like he doesn't clock it.But you guys know that she's into him.But like, let's look at all the details.there's been flowers.Yeah, he's in.They're going on dates.
01:24:36She has to suck him on.Grab his cock and take a bull by the horns.I hate to just go to gay,but my immediate reading is it sounds like there's beensix to eight dates with not so much as a handhold.And so I'm wondering.Okay, but also on the other hand,this kind of sounds like someone's Prince Charming.
01:24:55You know, this guy is scared.He's afraid of vagina.He's afraid of everything.This is a woman's dream.older they, I gotta know.This is not my dream.I know.We want to get fingered on the hike.
01:25:05Well, Rana, it's the Jewish, super conservative Jewish people.They're not even supposed to touch, right, until their wedding day?Hasidic, like, ultra-Orthodox Jews.Like, men and women don't touch.There's a word for it, I forget.Orthodox.No, no, what if that whole concept is called, it's a thing.By Mitzvah.
01:25:21It was on Jewish.What?I don't know what it's called.It was on Jewish matchmaker.But it doesn't sound like it's a religious thing.It just, I don't know.She has to kiss him.She has to kiss him.
01:25:31She has to do it.I think he's going to freak out.Yeah, I think he does not want to kiss her.I think if he wanted to, I think she was like, I'd like you to kiss me.But if she wanted to, she would as well.No, she wants to.You can't be like, hey, I want you to kiss me.She's saying, I'm not going to initiate it.
01:25:44Okay, first off, equality.Let's just put that out there.No, no, she has to kiss him.But I'm saying that might be it because I think he's going to freak out.Yeah, I think he's not going to kiss her back.I want her to kiss.Then we know.Then we know.
01:25:55Or at least just say, you know what she should do?Chat, GBT, hey, please rewrite this.most thoughtful, considerate way ever, and then say, look, I'm really into you, I don't knowwhat's going on, I really want to kiss you, I really want to take this to the next step, blah, blah,blah, blah, blah, blah.Everything that you think of that you want to say to this guy, put it in chat, GBT, make itrewrite it in the most thoughtful, considerate way, copy paste that, because then hands free,all good, and it's going to write it way better than we ever could.
01:26:20Okay.I would have to know, like, is this guy think we're just friends?Like, I don't think he does.No, the flowers, the picking her up, the dates.Yeah, telling the family.But yeah.Sounds like she's like him.She's the problem.
01:26:32Well, how old are that?That's what I'm, I know.Are they like 17 is my question?Can you imagine?No, I was fucking in 17 and fingering in class.We know you are.I just mean.Of course.
01:26:43I'm sorry to assume in math.We're figuring somebody.Yeah, getting jerked off.I think she should kiss him and let us know.And I mean, it sounds like he is boyfriend material, but maybe just not for a girl.For a man.Okay.Let's do the next one.
01:26:55Okay.She says, let's say you been dating this amazing guy who has been kind, thoughtful, beensmitten with each other since upon me.The issue is you caught him cheating.Honestly, still hard to wrap.Yeah.It's still hard to do.Harry's like relatable.
01:27:07The way that she wrote this, by the way, is a little strange.She's like, she's like giving you a scenario, but she is.But it's her.I'll try to reread it in the moment.So they've had several conversations about it, have listened to a podcast.They've read a book on how to process a partner, being unfaithful.They both agree there is a lot of love there and immense guilt and people are redeemable.But there are just things that spark a little doubt, which is fair.
01:27:27But so the thing is they never follow each other on Instagram.they DM each other and watch reels,but they've never followed each other.Once the discussion with cheating occurred,she asked to follow each other.He said, yeah, I don't care.So she followed him.He never accepted and still hasn't requested to follow her.
01:27:44Is it weird to not follow your partner?Is it that big a deal when there's really no media presence of either one of us?And just a quick note, he followed the girl on Instagram.He cheated with.I had no problem with this until I saw that.Yeah, he's the worst.He is the worst.This is the worst.
01:27:59She's saying he doesn't have any social media presence.So, like, he was saying, like, there's no reason to follow each other.But he followed the girl.He cheated on you in.It doesn't.It's kind of, like, a sign of, like, social currency, no.If you're, like, following someone, like, it's...You got to follow your partner.
01:28:12That's crazy.Yeah.If he knows it means something to her, why not?He won't accept her followers?He's making a statement.He won't accept her...He won't let her follow.Your man won't accept your followers.
01:28:23That's weird.Sis, we're not making fun of you.Like, this is crazy.Get out of there.Block him.Fuck his best friend.Oh, DM me.I'll follow you.
01:28:30I know.I have to saynot boyfriend material.That's the worst.That's the biggest red flag.Yeah.Like anytime I've cheated,I 100% would never
01:28:40would never follow the girl.Only after when I'm like,oh, rebound time.How you been, Emily?Oh my God.Which I'm like?There's probably been a few.Yeah.
01:28:53Harry, this was a delight.It's, I hate it.I hate it.I hate it.Everyone says that.go what I hate you so much.I know.I was like, why do people keep dating this guy?
01:29:02But I get it.Yeah.It's annoying.I'm a nice guy.No, I get it too.I would never date you.But you are so charming.You're wonderful.
01:29:10You got to stop doing this.You say something really nice and you go.She's baiting you.Yeah.Oh, she is.Yeah.Are you turning hot?I'm going to head out.
01:29:19I'm going to go.I'm going to put a diaper in your dog.Yeah.Oh, fuck.My house is right down the street.Okay.All right.Well, let's wrap up so you guys can get going.
01:29:28Harry, what do you want toplug.You're a podcast.Please followboyfriend material.Listen to the podcast.It's great.And buy our skin care line.
01:29:35Pash.www.www.If you havesense of skin.I should have brought somebut I was in a rush.I didn't realize we're
01:29:40fuckingBangladesh over here.We're going to see you next week.We're going to see you on your podcast.Oh, you guys are coming?Yeah.I hope so.I hope they didn't just trick us
01:29:47just to have you on.We're scheduled next week.Oh, great.You don't even know your publicist is,Harry.You don't know what's going on.Yeah.Wait, you're coming on next week.
01:29:57Yes.We'll see you on Thursday.Can you check your calendar and see if we're there.We have, yes, we, I scheduled it.It's on Thursday next week.It's on the fifth.Thursday?Oh, I'm not in town.
01:30:09No.Wait.I'm not in town.It's so weird.I'm supposed to be in Miami.No, no, no, you guys are.Send me that screenshot.All right, guys, check out Harry's podcast, just the episode that we'll be on.
01:30:21No, I'm kidding.And the skincare?P.Pasch.P.P.A.S-H.
01:30:28Okay.Pash.com?Get patch.com.It's for people, if you got super sensitive skin,okay.It's to help, like, repair your skin barrier.Because a lot of,a lot of the shit that you guys put in your skin has got a lot of acid in it.
01:30:39And it peels your skin barrier off.And so, like, I've had skin cancer three times.Oh, my God.And so after that, I'm like, okay, I need to have something that helps.Like, especially you've been in the sun, whatever else,just to help make sure that we're all good and everything's fine.And we have a dermat test seal of approval,which probably you guys don't care.
01:30:56It's really important if you have sensitive skin.We care.I just started a skincare routine like a year ago.I did.Get rid of everything?Just take myself.I promise it would change your life.Okay.
01:31:05Okay.You'll bring it to your house.Yeah.And the tubes are seven inches long.Anyway.You got to put the cockering on it.The tubes are seven.Well,
01:31:13I just sometimes these are fun facts that people need to understand.I own a sex toy company.I don't need to fuck myself with skincare bottles.The cochering will fit.I'm just saying how would I know that it's seven inches?That's true.You held it up next to yourself?No.
01:31:25I put it against a rule.The remote.Yeah.Anyway, continue.She's trying to wrap this shit up, motherfucker.Girls Gotta eat.com.Girls Got to eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok.I'm Ash Hess.
01:31:35Raina is reina.com for all the products that Harry tested for us today.And we will see you guys next Thursday.Have a good week.Bye.
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