Girls Gotta Eat - Living in Alignment (and Butt Stuff) feat. Beatrice Dixon of The Honey Pot

Episode Date: June 29, 2020

We have an extra unfiltered episode with our new favorite person, Beatrice Dixon, founder of The Honey Pot Company. We discuss vaginal health and how Bea's struggle with chronic bacterial vaginosis led her to create a line of plant-based feminine care products, and then we get into all the sex stuff -- anal tips, threesome etiquette, blowjob noises, masturbation fantasies, and more. We're also discussing body confidence and living a life aligned with your purpose. And we catch up on Rayna's country life, Ashley's city life, new TV recs, and play a hilarious round of Psycho or Power Move. Hope you enjoy! Follow Beatrice on Instagram @IAmBeaDixon and The Honey Pot @thehoneypotco. Follow us @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates and merchandise. Thank you to our partners for this episode: Tushy: Go to hellotushy.com/gge to get 10% off your first order. Gymshark: Check out their sports bras at gymshark.com/gge. Betabrand: Go to betabrand.com/gge for 25% off your dress pant yoga pants. Postmates: Download the free app and use code GGE for $110 of free delivery credit for your first 7 days. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

squirts all over the place. Yeah, it's fantastic. There's a kiwi come everywhere. There's a kiwi. Exactly. Yes. Fruit salad is shooting out of your buns. Yes. Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat.

Welcome back. It's cancer season. I mean, it was last week, but. Can't believe this is happening all over again. Your face. You looked happy a minute ago. Your face just looked so upset. Listen, I love all you cancer.

girls. It's just like every year I have to go through this. And it's like, I thought we were safe. And suddenly it's happening again. That episode last year, people still ask me about it to this day. So we're going to talk about it. DM Ashley. Okay. You didn't even address what I'm wearing. Okay, we've been talking about it forever.

Okay, Ashley is wearing a shirt. She flew open the door, flung it open with just this look of such self-impress. Impressment? Pride. That's not a word. Just general pride. Pride. And it says, ask me about my butthole. flung the door open.

I was so excited. So it is from Tushy. We'll talk about it. It's merch from them. I'm wearing the merch. We love our partner so much. I saw it and was like, oh my God.

It was way too long. I cut it into a crop top and then was so excited for Rayna come over. When I heard her knock on the door, I ran to the door. Flung it open. Girl, I don't need to ask you about your butthole. I know everything about your butthole.

I know how you clean it. I know how often you clean it. I'll wet you get that washcloth. I know everything. I miss traveling with you. I haven't seen your really, really wet washcloths in so long. It's so funny because when I was home, when I was home, my parents, I just used the outdoor shower. Like, as soon as it got warm enough, I was just out there every day, showering outdoors.

And I did, like, one Instagram video in there one time. I mean, I wasn't naked. I was just like, you know, the view from the shower. I mean, I was just bragging, whatever. And someone caught sight of the washcloth. And they're like, I see that wet washcloth. You know when I'm home, my parents, it's extra wet. When you saw that one at Christmas, you were like.

Like, why is this so wet? I, it's just, it's a weird comment, like, to ask how you get a washcloth so wet. But you managed to get washcloth wetter than any person on earth. I just, I don't ring them out. It's just, you're so close to my behole. You get so far up your behole, and then you just leave it there for the next person to accidentally touch. So I just got back. Yeah.

I went out to the country for two nights, and I just stayed. I just stayed for a week. I never left. I knew you would. I was in. Deposit New York, which actually sounds kind of naughty, doesn't it? A hundred percent. Like, of course, I don't know.

I think about money. You think about cum, I think about money. You're such a Jew, actually. I went out there, a girlfriend of ours has a house there. It's this giant house on this beautiful lake. Actually, if you guys are fans of Mrs. Maisel, season two, that's summer camp where they filmed, that was the lake where her house is. So I actually broke into one of those facilities and walked around.

By breaking, I mean, they never locked it. And it's a bad day. So I just walked in. And it's beautiful and it's on this lake. And we were in the country on a farm. We took a boat ride every night. We drove through the country every day. We visited horses.

I'm a horse girl now. Okay. Let me just jump in really quick. And we'll get right back into it. Thank you to the horse girls. You guys are hilarious and amazing and have the best sense of humor. We got so many messages from horse girls. I thought we were going to offend.

them last week. I was a little concerned. I was worried because like that we didn't want to throw any shade. We have no problem with horse girls. But we did a whole long thing about them. And they are fucking amazing. We were tagged in Instagram stories of girls being like, I'm a horse girl and I'm proud. They are proud. They don't take themselves too seriously. So anyway, just really quick. Wanted to shout at the horse girl since it came up. Yeah, I'm a horse girl now. Lindsay and I were taking our afternoon drive through the country. I mean, you're not a horse girl and I would not appropriate because there's a lot more that goes into being a horse girl. And it involves actually riding the horses.

I used to ride horses in the summertime. You're an appropriate horse culture. Lindsay and I stood on the side of the fence and lured them over to us and Lindsay fed them. Horse girls are laughing right now. She thinks she's a horse girl. There's so much that goes into it. We went grocery shopping on farms every day. I cooked every single day.

I'm a dog person now. Oh. I just, I love her a little dog. I'm a boat person. We're on boats every day. It just was like, it really is the first time I felt like so. I've had moments of happiness. Maybe when you saw me.

Moments of happiness. Since March. Raina. Since March, Greenberg. Yeah, I found a way to work it in there. Actually, this morning I wrote an Instagram. This is the first time I felt happy a month since some girl wrote since March. Oh, she did.

Yeah. It was a funny day. But it really is like the first time I felt like really light and happy in a long time. And I think it was just, you know, it's always nice to get out of the city. And just sort of like be at peace. We cooked every single day. We took hikes. I'm a nature person now.

That's amazing. I'm declaring, I'm a nature girl. I'm not going to go camping. There's no need to. It's just like I was in a house. You could love nature and animals and not go camping. Yeah, it's not for me. Cruising dudes in the country is a little different.

I was like thinking, like I went to the grocery store and there was like one super hot guy and I followed him around the grocery store. Oh, he wasn't working. I figured he was working there, knowing you. You love the staff. All my security guards. There's security cards outside grocery stores in New York now. Are there? It's kind of a hot one at West Side Market

but there's like bouncers. I fall this guy out to his car and I said hi. Included in the woods. So like if you see like one dick they're exponentially hotter. Yeah. So yeah, that's how I cruised guys.

Also we cruised some guys on the boat last night. We just like went around and around and around and around on the boat until they noticed us. I love this. I think that they were 22 though. Yes. More for you. Even better.

But okay. So I had this thing happen with my friend's sister. I told you a little bit about it, but I want to talk about it because I just, I'm so impressed by women in general. I was trying to figure out who this guy was. And all I had was his first name. It's one of the most common names in the English language. Trying to figure out, trying to find him. You know, you know, who was. You've sucked his dick. Trying to figure out who this guy was. I had to correct you. I'm so hot. I wasn't even going to bring this up, but now that you brought it up, I did suck a dick to completion.

And I'm so proud because you know I never do that. Yeah. Pretty recently. This is going to make me sound sunny. I don't know his last name and I don't know anything about it. Okay. Honestly, guys, whenever we get back out on the road, whatever that may be, this is what one of the things we're going to talk about. Even if it's so long from now, like this whole thing, we're not going to get into it.

It's not, we're not trying to hide it, but it's kind of this like, it's a pretty raunchy story. And it can implicate, like what it's going to, it's for the stage. Yeah, it's only for the stage. It's for the stage. Anyways, well, now that I'm going to, this is. going to sound even worse. I don't know his last name or his Instagram or what he does for a living. I know nothing about him. It's fine. I literally, I don't know any. I know his first name and I know like, so I was just, okay, I'm going to figure out of this person who's dick. I sucked on.

Listen, guys, the pandemic, I was horny. Okay, listen, it doesn't matter. Don't worry about it. So all I have is his first name. I don't even know like what his company is or like where he works. Yeah. And so I was telling Lindsay's sister, I was like, I got to figure out like, I don't know those guys even. his Instagram. I don't know what he does. All I have of him are dickpicks. So I don't even have a photo of his face. Oh my God. So I gave her sister his first name, which again, one of the most common names in the English language. And she was like, we need like one other thing about him. Like, what does he do for a living? And I was like trying to like mind my brain. And then I told her, I was like, he said this kind of pretentious thing about what he does for a living.

It was just one sentence, the way he described what he did. And I said that to her. And she found him on the internet within two minutes. I mean, it's so impressive. One random sentence and a first name, that is it. Wow. Women should run the CIA, the FBI, the police force. I don't understand why it is not only women. No man would have ever figured this out. I totally agree. Like we say this in jest, but it is so true. Like women have this special gift for investigating. Like it is, if I was not doing this, I would be doing that. Like, I just want to interrogate people so badly and be like that doesn't add up. It's called listening and asking questions. But just like being smart and like thinking critically and like understanding when like times and excuses and things like

don't match up. Like I do think women have a better knack for it than men. They should be all of the FBI, all the FBI, all the CIA. This girl is like she works in, she doesn't work in law enforcement. There's no reason why she should have known how to find this guy. Like his name isn't Mike, but it's as common as Mike. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's a first name. Right. Exactly. Like, all that's all she had in some weird sentence about what he does for a living. And, like, that was it. I don't know how she did it. Yeah, now that I'm really thinking about it, I'm super impressed.

I don't know how she did it. But yeah, I was like, women should run everything. Everything. Literally, I just, I can't say enough about it. I was so impressed. Yeah. So, ladies, if you're thinking about going into this field, we can't recommend it enough. Yeah.

Live the life that I wish I could have had. You would be really good at it. I know I don't lie to you. It's not because I don't like lying. It's because I know I can't. Yeah. Well, I'm so glad you had such a good time. Thank you.

I am a city biker now. You are. You've been living the city life. I really have, I love biking. And you know that. When we go to cities and stuff, I always want to bike around. But I've just always been a little hesitant to really be out on these streets because it's just there's a lot of cars, a lot of bike.

I mean, New York's crazy crowded all the time. And so I'd city biked here and there, but nothing crazy, even more so around like Central Park. Like I hadn't done it to like go uptown, run an errand anything. I just have always felt a little scared, honestly. Oh, I've never. I've never. Yeah. So even though I consider myself a good cyclist and I'm good at riding a bike, I just haven't done it. And so I kind of dip my toe in. Recently, I went down downtown, saw a friend. We sat in the water, far apart, how to how to drink. And then the past two days I've like gone like uptown. Like I'm like in midtown riding around. There's not that many cars in the road. It is so wonderful. I'm having a blast. I bought like

yearly membership, $169. Thank you for rubbing it at my face. You can ride a bike and I can't. We are really so different. This is like the true divide. I'm like an annual city bike card holder and you can't even ride a bike. Couldn't even make it down the block. I can't do it.

I'm so impressed. And I totally agree. Riding a bike in New York City like during a normal time is terrifying. Yeah. And I mean, it really, the good thing though is that there are just the city caters to cyclists. So there's bike lanes everywhere. I mean, and that's the thing about other.

cities that maybe are less cars in the road and they're less crowded, but there's no bike lanes. I mean, at least there's always a place for you to go. And at least if you can't figure it out by the signs, and I'm saying that for myself, too, there's other bikers to just follow. So a lot of it has just been like, I'm just going to do what they do. But I've been loving it. You've been living your best life. You've been watching new television shows. Yeah. You're riding. You ate in a restaurant last night. Went to Ozatar. Please support them. Francis and I went to Ozatar. We saw us two girls that listened to the show. That was really nice.

Yeah, I want to talk about what I've been watching, but before that, would you want to address cancer season? I thought you forgot. I thought I just let you. I thought you tried to guide me into a difference. I tried to filibuster my way out of cancer season. Hold your hand until we've been recording for 45 minutes and you would just be like, I can't do it.

I'm tired. Also, we've an amazing guest today. We have Beatrice B. Dixon, who was the founder of the honeypot, which is the best thing to call your vagina, I think. and it's a line of all natural feminine care products. So that's coming up in a few. We were able to sit down with her and I'm very excited.

We've been like wanting to have her for weeks. Sex episode. Sex episode. Yeah. Okay. Last year, around this time, we did an episode that you guys still go crazy for to this day. You always ask me which episode it is. It was called Being Happy Being Alone.

It was with Maria del Russo. But at the beginning of the episode I talked about Refinery 29 having the war on cancer with all the memes being like cancer as a bakery food or like cancer as a bird. No, that was the rudest one. Cancer as a pie. Just the crust. Was the rudest thing I have ever seen in my life. All these pies, cancer, just the crust. That resurfaced in May. A million people sent it to me. However, I think they've turned a corner and I think the war is over. Here are a few recent ones. I dove deep on refineries in the last year or so. since the war of last summer.

The signs of sex positions. Cancer gets doggy style. What? Real missed opportunity for 69, but Gemini was 69. So it's for good. Okay, I need to know what Gemini's are. The signs as dips.

Cancer got pimento cheese. Strong. Leo mustard brew. No. Is the new war? I was going to, you have to tell me who you think the new war is on. I know.

It's hard to tell. They really have been mixing it up. This one's for you. The signs is childhood snacks. Cancer got gushers. Huge. Huge for us. Also, great Twitter account.

The signs is Girl Scout cookies. Cancer got thin mints. Leo, again, tree foils. What the fuck is it tree foils? Trefoils, those just plain shortbread ones. Okay, so the new war is on Leo's. Which is they deserve it. Leos deserve it?

They don't even care. They're so obsessed with themselves in a good way. Like, you know, we love Leo's, no shade. But I don't think. they care. Like, they're like, okay, yeah, everybody hates us because we're the best. We're the line. Okay. And the final one, I feel like that really did it for me and showed me that the war was over was the signs as dogs cancer corgi. Oh, okay. You actually won. Corgy butts. But I am calling a truce with refinery. I want to congratulate you on the war on

cancer. I'm sorry that Leo is on the chopping block, but I mean, they have had a really good run. No one talks shit on Leo's. They just don't. Yeah, like I always thought I had Leo energy and then one of my friends was like, I don't know, because you don't really give a fuck what people think and Leo's care what people think. Wait, really? What's your rising sign? Do you remember?

My whole thing is cancer sun, cancer moon, rising Scorpio. Oh, I didn't know that. Cancer through and through. It's funny. Because we were trying to figure out what Dewey was. Because you just doesn't care. Torres. Of course he is. He is. Because we thought he was a Leo. And then that's when Jenny, Jenny Jones, who is a Leo, so this wasn't throwing shade, she said, I don't think Dewey is a Leo,

because no one gives less fucks than Dewey. And we do care what people think. She said it's just, it's kind of our cross to bear. We're awesome, but we just do care. And Dewey gives no fucks. And I think Dewey, loki, is a tourist. We should have an astrologer run his birth chart. We don't know what he was born. Birthday. Okay, well, listen, I will say this, I feel better about cancer season this. year. Last year I felt like I was really hazed. It was a lot. I just didn't make as big of the thing about the Gemini season. This year you did your research. You had some good news. We won a war. We need more good news in the world. Exactly. Guys. So shout it to all the cancers.

We love you always. You made it through. We made it through. Okay. So you've been watching some shows. I want to talk about it. Let's run through them really quickly and then we're going to give an update on an old show. You guys really want us to review 365. I couldn't get through it. I watched five, ten minutes. Did you watch it? I've been in the country for a week. I've consumed no media.

No new media. I mean, Andrew Collin had the funniest review of it on his Instagram. You send it to me. It's a two-hour movie. It's about what this guy puts this girl on a dungeon. It's like a sex thing. You guys have been asking us to review it. That's all I know about it.

Yeah, I think it's like 50 Shades-esque. I was like, maybe. And then, I mean, it's very pornographic. I turned it off at this blow. job scene, not because I was offended. I just was like, I just don't want to watch a bad porn right now. So I don't know. I can't review it. But we wanted to acknowledge it because so many of you guys have asked. Is there nudity? I think, did I see his dick? I don't remember her. I just didn't care. Yeah. All right. Well, she's really sucking his dick. And this other girl's like masturbating at the same

time. You might like it. I don't know. I feel like you and me, you and I like things on different levels. But like, I don't think we've ever deferred on something that you hated that I enjoyed. Right? And I don't know if I'd use the word hate. I just was like, I don't need to watch this right now. I just didn't feel like watching it. So what I did after that was to turn that off and put on too hot to handle. So last week you mentioned it.

Finally, you got involved. I loved it. Okay. I didn't know about this whole premise of like them really going to therapy and like really self-actualizing. What a show. What a fucking show. Of course Netflix does some dating show like that with all.

these shallow sex-obsessed people and puts them through therapy. Netflix fucking crushes. The Bachelor's never done that. No one's ever come out of the Bachelor a better person. I mean, Netflix has been nothing but the best escapism in the world for the last since March. I mean, I really loved it. I missed them when it was over. I'm upset about hearing Francesca breaking up. I just knew it. I just knew. You did? They were just so. Or in Sharonda? They were the couple I was really pulling for. Of course. They were the ones I was like, ah, they don't seem like the worst people on earth. Francesca and Harry, I was like, I could see the two of them making some weird pact to be like, I guess we'll tolerate each other for the media. And then they both have

millions of followers. And then he gave some weird excuse, like, I went through some tough shit. Now it's over. They both have millions of followers now. I think I binge it over two days. And then, you know, you just like get to know those people. Like, I was like, I miss them. I loved Chloe. I love her. Guys, I miss her energy. You know what? She was such a light. She was such an infectious. I was thinking that we have to stop doing this. We're like, I watch a thing and we do a review and then like a month later you watch the thing and we watch it we should watch it together like we got to stop this but now that we're together okay so anyway I really loved it I do recommend it it is certainly I didn't realize there was this whole

component of like them actually doing like therapy type stuff so I really love that as as as us having a dating podcast that was super on brand well you see all those people arrive and my initial thoughts I watched it with Jeremy both of us were like these are the worst people that have ever lived like you were like finish it bitch you're like dying laughing I don't watch last couple episodes. You gotta finish it. I get it. Did you even get to where they were able to make out?

Because their watches would go green and stuff. Okay. All right. Oh, yeah. Okay. I just like, I was like, oh, these are the worst people on Earth. And they try to rehabilitate them. You're so right.

Like, I think that about The Bachelor out of the time, too. I'm like, where do they find these are worst people on Earth, but they don't rehabilitate them? Like, just the way of like the being rewarded when you were like doing the work. I mean, I'm not going to get that deep into it. But like, the way they did it was just fucking cool. I really loved it. I wish somebody would reward me

with an orgasm because I did the work. I got orgasms just watching that show. Did you, okay, how turned on were you? It went through that shower scene, though. Yeah, the shower scene was her shower. The other guy. Yeah. Watching for a shower.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. He was hot. Yeah. Okay, and then I'll just finish my last one. I started Love Life on HBO Max. I don't know what the fuck that is. I have HBO now and it works. HBO and my smart TV, it comes on.

So HBO Max, I don't know if that's different than HBO now. HBO Go. Like, why does HBO have four different things? I don't fucking know. I am obsessed. It's Anna Kendrick stars in it. It is just about her love life. And every episode is a different guy that she dated.

It starts with like the first time she really fell in love as like an adult. She lives in New York City. She works in the art world. It's filmed in New York City. It's got, I don't know if I even want to compare it to Sex and City. But just from dating, bouncing around the city is filmed here. Literally, they filmed a scene in Boris and Horan right down the block. I love seeing like the East Village. Her best friend is amazing and just her relationships to these guys.

I like that it's every episode is like a guy. There is one guy that she has a longer relationship with. He is like part one and part two. I just finished an episode that's about her relationship with her mom, which was really great. I'm obsessed with it. It's my perfect TV show. I knew the first minute. I texted you. I said I'm one minute and I know I always know. I know one minute in if I'm going to like a show or if I'm not going to like it. I was like this is my this is it. I'm settling in. And I it's not comparable to normal people. in the content and just that it's about dating, I guess, but it's not like that. It's not like this more serious deep show like that, but it's filled the void for me. I like that you referenced that you knew within a minute, but your perfect show is that's how I felt

about selling sunset on Netflix. It's just like, it's reality TV, it's filmed beautifully. It's these two guys that are two feet tall in L.A., and they hire all these women that are supermodels, legit supermodels to like sell the real estate for them. It's reality.

TV, it's drama, it's fighting, it's architecture, it's real estate, it's filmed so beautifully. It's amazing. It's hot right now. It's like a top show on Netflix. Oh, it's one of my favorites. It's amazing. I mean, I like a million dollar listing. This is filmed much more beautifully. And there's some cool people on the show. Like, one of the girls is dating Tarek from, um, what's it called? Flip or Flop?

Labr-or Leave it. Some of HGTV show, you know what I'm talking about. And, uh, one of the girls is married to, well, not anymore, Justin Hartley from this is us. It's just, it's great. There's like, some celebrity intrigue. It's so beautiful. Everyone on the show is more gorgeous than the next. And they're like a little bit older.

Like a lot of women like are in their 30s. You're just killing it. A bunch of them are single. They're just like selling real estate. Like bad, I just love it. I can't get enough. It's my perfect show. I love that.

Yeah. I am into it. Netflix. Yeah. So one little celebrity gossip thing and then we'll move on. Okay. I just want to say that we are always right and on the right side of history. We have been team Jessica from Love is Blind since day one.

and no shock here, Mark is a total skis. Who knew? I didn't know he was a skis. I just knew there was like something up with that guy. I just didn't like him. Like a little bit of a like a slimy vibe. I'm just like, why are you trying so hard? Why you like lay the law down on this girl and be like,

you can't treat me like this? And lo and behold, it's because he's being a fucking skis. Right. So I guess he was like, he's whatever. It's just a big cheating scandal. It's still developing. At this moment, it's a developing story. But bottom line is that we were always team Jessica.

And Jessica also, I saw that she commented on it And it showed up on comments by celebs or whatever How she was like, oh, I knew about one of these girls But not all of them or something like that Like she just kind of threw some shade at it And like exited the room. Love her team Jessica forever. It was you're right.

She did just like throw it out there and leave. It was so funny. Like the vibe on her comment was like, I literally don't care about this guy anymore. Which she doesn't. I mean, she dumped him. So she tried to get him to dump her forever. She's like you can't talk to your mom anymore.

Watch me. Watch me combine to myself. Watch me. Oh my gosh. I just want to say we were always right. It doesn't matter. You can Google the story. The point of the story is that we were right.

Yes. And so you guys have been sending that to us. Don't DM us, but you have never listened. So I love your truth. You know, all my DMs start with. I know we're not supposed to DM you. If you write that. No, actually, I don't care about that.

It's when you write, I'm sure a million people have sent this to you. Then don't! That, I'm with you. And we are very aware there's two more episodes of normal people coming out. So, again, but like, if you were looking for something to fill that void of normal people, or even if you just feel like you like the shows that I like in general, you will love, love life.

I cannot get enough. I'm savoring it. I don't even want to finish it because I love it so much. How many episodes are there? I think there's like 10 or 12, and I think I've watched like seven. I just don't want it to end. I don't want Betty Broderick to end. I just want her to keep murdering her husband over and over.

Those are our TV wrecks. Do you have anything else or should we do our person in the week? That's all I got. I'm a farm person now. That's it. I do, I'm a city biker. I can't well,

you just told people that I suck the dick of a person. And I don't know anything about them except their first name. Look, it was a good dick. I've seen it.

There's so many pictures of it. I do have, I have a photo album of dicks. We talked about last week. But I didn't know anything about it. The drop bogs folder. Yeah. You know that dick inside now.

You know that dick's last name. That's for sure. Yeah. Okay. On a more serious note. Okay. So we don't want to do political people every week, but we just feel like it's the primaries recently,

so this is fitting. The person in the week, it's Charles Booker. So Charles Booker is running in the U.S. Senate race in Kentucky. If you have been following it, Kentucky just had their primary last week. A lot of voter suppression. They did have a bunch of people. They did do mail-ins,

but still the polling places have been slashed like crazy. there was these long crazy lines. They'd blocked the doors on people when they'd already been in line. Then Charles Booker filed an injunction and got the polls back open till nine. It was pretty crazy. So he's a badass dude. And he is a black man. And he's been very involved in the Black Lives Matter Room and he's been out there on the streets.

But his opponent is Amy McGrath. You guys may know who that is. She's a former Marine fighter pilot. And she is who the Democratic Party in the Senate has been endorsing. But we feel like as a country, I mean, a lot of people feel as a country, we need somebody that's more involved in this Black Lives Matter movement and kind of stands for. So it's been kind of interesting and he's ahead. So I think some votes might still be being counted at this moment, but I think he's pretty much going to be ahead, which is interesting. I would listen to the daily on just kind of what that means for the Democratic Party of who they want and who actually would probably be a better pick. I am team Charles Booker.

The ultimate thing is why this is so important is if he wins or even if Amy McGrath would win, I think it's going to be him. If he wins, he unseats Mitch McConnell, which get his dusty ass out of the Senate. Fuck Mitch McConnell. We did a fuck Mary kill so early on. And you know I hate Mitch McConnell. Who doesn't hate that motherfucker? So he, we would have this incredible dude replace him. So anyway, it's very much like all eyes were on Kentucky during the primary.

And we'll see what happens on election day. but that has been interesting to watch in terms of just like, I don't know, some of the unrest within the Democratic Party and also just like him replacing Mitch McConnell in the state like Kentucky, which it's Kentucky. It's amazing. I love seeing what's happening. I feel like it's a very exciting time. I think we're all getting out there and voting. I'm seeing all this activism. You know, my backup person was AOC. Whether you agree with her politics or not, my reason for liking her is not because of her politics, even though I do agree with some of the stuff she does. she's a Democratic representative in Congress for the New York District of Queens and the Bronx. But I

think she's just such an inspiring story. She's the youngest congresswoman ever. She was 29 years old. She came from nothing. She was a waitress and a bartender. She was an activist. She worked with Ted Kennedy and Bernie Sanders. So she did have some background, but she was outspent 18 to 1 last two years ago

and won. So I just, I like the message of like even if you believe in something and you think I have no platform, I have no chance, whether it's like starting a business or being an activist or being, you know, in a political position, like, always try. And I just think her story is so inspiring, whether or not you agree with her politics or not. I just think it's like an incredible story of somebody who just like wanted to change the world, came from poverty, came from nothing, came from so far behind and fucking did it. And I just

think it's like so inspiring. So now's the time, guys, to do stuff like that. We recommended this before, but I would also recommend Knockdown the House, which is a Netflix documentary that I'm obsessed with and it focuses on her and other women, but she's a large part of it. And it tells her story. And so many of these people have lost multiple times. You just have to like keep trying. And I think that's a message we can spread no matter what politics, whether you're in politics or not. Yep. That's your, that's your democracy lesson for the week. Guys, hope you're enjoying it. We have a very special guest day. We are so excited to have her in a house studio with us and Dewey. She is the CEO and co-founder of the Honeypot Company, which is an organic feminine care products

company. We're going to talk all about it. She has promised me that we are going to discuss disgusting sex stuff for the rest of the episode. Please welcome to the studio, Beatrice Dixon. Hello. Hi. Thank you for being here. I just got to talk about your business. And I feel like, rain is going to be like, no, anal, anal. I was like trying to flesh out what we were going to talk about. And I was like, maybe butt stuff. And you were like, yes. And I was like, Yes. We would love to hear about your company a little more and what you do before we get into disgusting sex. So how you started it.

Your founder's story is really interesting. Yeah. Yeah. So I had bacterial vaginosis for almost the year. It would go away and come back. It was terrible. And one morning, you know how you dream sometimes right before you wake up. Do you ever dream like that?

All the time. Yeah. And I had a really vivid dream with my. grandmother and we were sitting at a round table and she handed me a piece of paper and she told me that this would be the formula basically this would be the thing that would get rid of my issue and it just had ingredients on it and she told me to memorize it and she kept saying that like you're in a dream you need to memorize this you know and then she told me to wake up and then I woke up and then I remembered and I wrote it now I swear to God did you get chills I got chills and then a couple

And then a couple days later, within a couple days because I worked at Whole Foods at the time, I compiled all the ingredients because it was all natural stuff. And I made it. And within like four or five days, it went away and it never came back. Oh, my gosh. That's a crazy story. Yeah. But you made what? I made a feminine wash. So what our normal feminine wash is, it's a Volvo wash. Okay. So what our normal feminine wash is, that's what I made. Okay. And just stuck it up there. No, not in there. Okay. It's an external wash. Oh, it is. Yes. So, you know, if it was a vagina wash, then it would be a douche.

You don't want to doge your vagina because then you're going to be washing away bacteria that you need. This is a vulva wash. You just wash it externally every day when you're in the shower. I mean, you guys wash your coochie. Of course we do. I just, I was wondering the one time I had bacterial vaginosis, I had to like shoot this foam up in me. It was like a tampon applicator and I just had to shoot it up there. I was living at the beach with two other girls

and we were three girls in a bedroom and I would just go into the covers and be like, don't look over here. I got to put something in my vagina. We were close. Don't look at me. Pardon me. Okay, I know that you're not a doctor.

Neither am I'm Jewish, but I'm not a doctor. For the people that don't know bacterial vaginosis, I know they can Google it, but can you explain to me what it is? Yes, so bacterial vaginosis is basically an infection wherein your pH is typically off. It causes odor.

It causes discharge. The thing is, is it stinks. That's one of the main thing. Yeah, that's how I knew. B-B-Fucking stinks. I was like, what? I was trying to eat pineapple. I was like, that's not working.

That can't be my life. But there's, there, so when you know that you're going to do some really nasty shit, what do you mean? Nass, tell me more about the nasty shit. I mean, even till this day, I might. you know, if I know that I'm going to do something that is disgusting. Like if I'm going to have a night. Okay.

I might back that up. Okay. With some leftover BV pills. Like. Oh. Almost like a plan B? Yeah, it's like a plan B. Or, or, or, uh, boric acid suppository.

That boric acid and herb suppository is fantastic. Like if you, if you, if you, if, honestly, like not even being funny, right? If you, if you're a person who has had BV in your history, right, or yeast infections or odor or anything like that, right, after you have sex, depending on what type of sex you've had, if you've had protected sex, you can get BV because of the, because of the spermicides, right? If you've had unprotected sex, then you can get BV if you're having sex with a man. you know, if your partner comes inside of you.

Right. And I think what happened with me was I think he came inside of me and I think we just like went to bed. I think I was like, oh, we're drunk. I've done that better. And I mean, you know, and I'm like, you know, sometimes I want to have sex again and that'll lubricate it nicely. I also think he had just like dirty cum. No, he didn't. He didn't. He listened to like fish and all that. Why is that a thing? Like, like hipster cum is dirty? No, the fish thing. No.

They're like, boy, is fish like a, I don't even know. Fish and then what's a panic? Yeah, like widespread panic. Wow. I mean, he could have had dirty cum. Yeah. And a man's come is alkaline and your vagina is acidic. Okay.

And so if your, if your pH was slightly off and then a man comes inside of you, right, then he might throw your pH off even more, which could cause. for you to get bacterial vaginosis because bacterial vaginosis comes around when your pH is off. Okay. So it's not always chronic for everybody. It can come back. I'm so uninformed about this. You had it once. It can come and go. Yes. It's not always chronic. But having it for a year is something to worry about. I mean, right? I mean, yeah, that's some chronic shit. I mean, it would go away and come back and go away and come back. But the reason why is because my pH was always off. So after I would have my period,

when my pH is trying to get back to normal because your pH rises when you're on your period because blood is alkaline, right? When your P.A., when my, when my, when my, when my pH was trying to get back to its normal place, it wasn't getting back to his normal place. So that's why you get BV around your period. That's why you can get BV around sex that, you know.

Okay. Yeah. I mean, so your grandmother was like, girl. Yeah, she was like, bitch, listen. Did she have that history in herbs and things like that? My grandmother died when my mother was eight years old. Okay. So I had never even met my grandmother.

You know, but back then, because that was in the 60, it was in the 60s when my grandmother died. You know, you had to be, you had to work with herbs. You had to work with stuff like that, you know. And then think of, you know, she came from a time because maybe she died when I don't even know what age she was. this moment when she died, but she was born in an early time, right? Like, she had to have been born at least in the 1930s, 1920s. So, yeah, you know, that's how you took care of yourself. So, all right, you make this concoction and it does, it clears it up. How do you start a company after that? I basically asked women to use my vagina wash for, just friends and for a year and a half.

Because I wanted to make sure that it wasn't just me, right? And so I asked people, I just gave it away. And then I got the opportunity to go to the Bronner Brothers Hair Show, which is in Atlanta, black hair show, but there's nothing but vagina but women walking around, right? And so that's one of the best places to launch something like that. If you have a skincare product or a feminine care product or anything, you want to be in the place where there is thousands of humans with vaginas walking around, you know.

And so, yeah, so we went there. We took 600 bottles. We sold out in a weekend. And now, and it was like, okay, there's no backseat now. Like, we have to keep moving. Okay. Yeah. You got a lot of funding and...

Not right away. Okay. We didn't get funding until 2000. Our first round of funding was when we got into Target. And we had raised, like, a little over seven. $700,000. Wow. And then our second round of funding was, was like we were in Target and we, and we needed to grow, was with the New Voices Fund. And that's when it was over a million dollars. Wow. Did you know you were going to be an entrepreneur? I mean, was that what you thought

before even all this happened? Did it just like fall into your lap? Or was that always kind of a goal of yours to run a company? It was both. I had been an entrepreneur. I had a cleaning business and an organizing business. So I had had a business because I was doing that while I was working at Whole Foods because I had came from being a pharmacy technician for like 10 years. Oh, gotcha. Okay. And so I'd stopped doing that. I came out of the healthcare field because it just felt toxic to me. And then I started working at Whole Foods, but I wasn't making enough money at Whole Foods. So I had to do something. You know, so I did all kinds of shit I cleaned people's houses

But it ended up like being a thing Like I would clean For example, when Tyler Perry shoots a movie Right The people that are going to be in those movies Typically move to Atlanta Right

And then I you know Somehow I was able to meet somebody That like put them in apartments And I was like cleaning houses For like housewives And for like the Atlanta housewives I was cleaning houses for like actors that were acting in Tyler Perry movies. You know, I was, you know, it wasn't just me.

It was my sister Tasha too. But, you know, so yeah, I had been an entrepreneur. Yeah, and in the medical field a little bit. You didn't just wake up and like make this concoction like a witch's brew. You actually. No, I knew how to do it. Okay. Yeah, because I worked in pharmacy.

I worked in pharmacy for 10 years in my life. And I worked, I compounded skin care. I batched IVs. I worked in chemotherapy. pee. Like, I did all kinds of shit. Okay. Yeah. And then it started with the wash and then you offer a lot of products now.

Yeah. Like, what do you, what, it's tampons and everything, right? It's washes, wipes, tampons, pads, panty liners, lubricant, panty sprays, which are like a little deodorant spray for your panties. I want that. I don't wear panties, but. Have you ever? I love that you, I can't just freeball it like that. I can't either. I never. I know my vagina gets

sweaty. Me too. Me too. I don't like a barrier, but. Also, like, I can't be out of here with a guest, like, you know. Yeah. You know, there's no. You can't be out here with this. No panties. We recorded with a guest a few weeks ago, I didn't wear panties, but that was a guy who was trying to sleep with.

I love it. You did the, you were like. Yeah. So we can wrap up this vaginal health conversation, but I mean, do you have any, is that something you feel passionate about in general, obviously? Oh, it is my life's work. Yeah. Like, I mean, it, I think one of the, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it, it,

makes sense that I love sex the way that I do because I am so passionate about vaginal health, right? Like I really am. Like, I love vaginas, first of all. Or for, like, many reasons, for, like, personal reasons for the fact that, like, it's the reason why we're all here, right? Even if your mommy had a C-section, it took her fucking somebody for you to get, you know what I'm saying? Exactly. Exactly. So, you know, so it's just a really beautiful it's one of the most beautiful, ordinary, amazing, fantastic parts, you know? And I just think that everybody should be okay with it.

You were talking about confidence. I want to, like, unpack that a little bit because I thought before we started recording you had some good advice about like, you were like, I love sex, I love doing it. And I said sometimes I get in my head about like doing freaky shit because I'm like, what does my body look like? Your body looks fantastic. Thank you so much. And if a guy is ready to fuck you, he gives no fucks about what your body looks like, honestly.

I think that like some people get in their heads, and I do too sometimes, like, what do I look like on top? Do I look like I have a double chin? It doesn't stop me from doing anything. I will do anything. But I think that some people are like can't explore sexually as much as they want to because they're really in their head. And I liked your advice about what you had to say. Yeah. I think none of us should be in our head about anything when it comes to that.

This is the body that you have, right? Right. And so you really need to love it. And if you don't, then you really need to do whatever the shit is that you need to do so that you do love it, right? Because going through life, not being able to just be here and not be thinking about anything other than like what we're doing right now. Like this is all I'm doing right now. I'm not thinking about my trip that I was just on. I'm not thinking about dinner.

I'm not thinking about anything but talking to you guys. Right? If I'm fucking, I'm not thinking about anything but the nasty shit that I'm about to do. You understand what I'm saying? Right. Because that's what that's what it's there for. Right? We should not feel, I don't give a fuck if you're 300 pounds.

Somebody likes that shit. Right. And you should, if you want to fix it, fix it. If you don't like your weight, bitch, eat better and fucking work out. Get your shit together. Don't live in your head about things that you can control, honestly. Yeah. It's a waste of your time because you're going to die one day, right? And you should really enjoy your time on this planet.

And I mean, and that's the thing too. It's like if you don't want to do that, then you'd have to just learn to love your body. You should. You have Not everybody has to eat well and work out, obviously. No. But like love, learn to love your body somehow.

Learn to love your body. If you're going through your mind about, learn to love whatever the shit is that you're going through your mind, not loving. Yeah. The neurosis that you're doing in your head, not loving yourself, is a waste of your fucking time.

Right. So, sure, there's fucking supermodels that can eat burgers. every day and fries and just do whatever the fuck they want to do. And then there's people like me, I have to work out. I have to eat well, right? I have to do that because if I don't do that, like my body can, I can gain weight really

easily, you know? And I've been able to get to this frame of mind because I have been a person who hasn't liked my body, you know? But now it's like, this is what I got. You know what I mean? Yeah. So I got to learn to love it. you know and I do yeah and I just any like we talk to so many men that they aren't thinking about

that at all they give no fucks of if they're fucking you they don't care all they want is the pussy that's all they want I think women are more critical of women's bodies than men are I don't listen men think about that as much if I'm with a girl I'm not if I'm with you like if we're doing this I already like your body right You understand? Like if me and you are naked and we're about to get busy, right? Like, you don't need to think about your body, bitch, because I like it already. Like, I want to do things to it.

You understand what I'm saying? Yeah. Because if we're here, let's be here. Let's enjoy all of this. Let's take this on. Like, we're about to have fun, you know? And that's what that moment should be. It should not be, oh, do I look fat?

it's fuck all that like throw that stuff out of the window as a rule if you are worrying about that during sex do I look fat is my stomach doing this is my face doing this or my tits doing this like you're you don't really want to be bad at sex exactly like just keep that in mind like if you're worrying about it then you're not in the moment you're distracted and now that guy thinks you're bad at sex yeah or that girl or you you fuck what they think you just are because you're you're creating you're so inhibited Yeah. You know?

And it's like we're actually an animal that gets to choose and really enjoy our sexual partners, right? Like when you think about the animal planet, you know what I mean? If a fucking lion wants to get busy, he's not like loving on her and rubbing on her. You understand? Honestly, think about that shit. Like animals, like lions don't have foreplay. No. Like this is literally just so that we can make a baby. For us, it doesn't have to be that way. You know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so I want to talk about your butt sex tips and blowjob tips. And I just feel like you're going to have some freaky sex tips in general. If you want to pitch me some dirty talk lines that you'd like to use, I just feel like you're going to have some freaky shit. I'm here for it. I want to talk about butt sex because I don't ever do it because it's just, listen, I'll do anything. But like I haven't mastered that part of my, I haven't mastered that part of my, I haven't mastered my. I haven't mastered my. I haven't mastered my. be whole.

Yeah. And I like, it's because I think I've never had a man that, like, wants me to enjoy butt sex. Yeah. They want to enjoy butt sex. Yeah. But I don't think. And, like, I think that you had some good tips we were tying earlier, but like, let's

talk about sex. And just to jump in, you, would you identify as bisexual? Yes. Okay. So, just, you know, may as well talk about it. So you date men and women. Yes. Um, and have you always?

Yes. Okay. Well, I didn't know if you, like, you know. I mean, I haven't always been in a place of freedom the way that I am at this point in my life. Okay. You know, I don't, I'm not going to say what I don't do. I'll say what I do do. I live my life in a very unlimited way.

So, you know, I'm not going to say that I'm non-monogamous because that would be saying, you don't know what's going to happen, right? but I feel like if I want to move, then I'm going to move. And it's no, and that doesn't mean that if I'm dating you, that just because I might be doing something over here that I don't want to date you. Like, I still like you. I still want to date you. But I might want to just, like, have fun with this person and date this person, you know.

Okay. So you've done open relationships and all the things. Okay. And we've talked about that on the podcast. We've had people on the show in open relationships. I mean, there's nothing wrong with anything as long as long as you. should be honest with somebody. You know, as long as everybody is on the same page,

I don't think there's anything wrong with doing anything. There's no wrong or right set up. Me neither. But talking about butt sex, though. Okay, back to butt sex. One of the things that is very pleasurable, if you have like a small dildo, not a big one at all. Like, you know, the little...

We have small ones, yeah. The little bullet, but not like this, like the circular bullet, but it's like maybe that long. As long as a finger. Yeah, as long as a finger, right? And maybe a little thicker. Do, so you want to use lube if you've never had anal sex. Loub is your friend.

Okay. Do you guys sell loob? Yes, we do sell loop. We're just like most things on our website at this moment, we're sold out. But it's coming back. Sorry, guys. It's just supply chain right now. Oh, right.

It's tough. Yeah. And everybody is in. the same boat, you know? Yeah. So your loob, is it water-based? Do you silicone base? No, it's water-based. It has kiwi vine extract in it. Ooh, exotic. Yeah, which... Great for the butt. Yes. Smells wonderful. Kiwi in your booty hall. It doesn't have a smell, but the, but the cool thing is it feels how, it feels how a woman's when it's a house, when it's wet. And it's like a fruit salad. It tastes in your bea-hael. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, but so if you want to do anal sex, this is a really good way to start to try it.

So you're not committing to like a dick, like a real, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. Yeah. So like, and the, I hope that you guys can experience this. I hope that you do this. Oh my God. When you're, when you're having sex. When you're, when you're, I love it.

We got the strap on in the closet. Look it. Do live your life, bro. Yes. No, because he's going to be like, I'm not leaving. I'm not leaving for a question. We would.

We would. I want you to be on the sidelines like coaching us through it. Maybe if you would have brought your lube that's sold out, you could stay. But since you don't have any lube, so look, so look. No, this, this feels like heaven. So you're going to use the bullet. You want to get it in there good. And it's going to take a second if you've never had anal sex.

But you want to lube it up. really, really, really good. So it slips it. And you want to turn it on so it has the vibration. And then you want to have sex, vaginal sex at the same time. Okay.

But we need to hold on to it, right? Some of them have anchors at the bottom. The person who's in the back is going to be doing this, is going to be doing it. Right? Okay. And then still, you know,

still doing doggy style. Oh, it's doggy. Okay. Yes, doggy style. But they just can't, they just can't let go. But there's vibrators with an anchor at the ball. With an anchor. And, you know, I mean, you can also vibrate your own.

You can also do it yourself. I've done that before. And yeah, you can get them that have some sort of an anchor. We just, like, wholeheartedly in this podcast, we're always like, don't lose something in your butt. No, please don't lose anything in your butt. It's not going to go all the way in your butt. Like, you're not, you know. It won't even suck it up there.

No, no. Like, you're probably going to make it halfway in. Yeah. But it feels. so good. I don't even know if I could last 10 seconds if I had a vibrator in my asshole and a dick in my

vagina. That game over. How do you even How do you even power through? No, seriously. No, there's like squirts all over the place. Yeah, it's fantastic. There's a kiwi come everywhere. Exactly. Yes. Fruit salad is shooting

out of your butt. Yes. Yes. But it, honestly, that is one of the best ways to start with anal. I love that idea. And then to work, and then to work it up a little bit, you know, so then you can maybe go another size up on your dildo, right? If you, if you're real nasty and you, you know, and you want to get your booty where you needed to be, you can live your life and keep it in there all day, not that particular one, but like a plug. Oh, yeah. Live your life. Well, that's what we joked about that. somebody, I forget, was the story that someone had, they had one in there. And then it was like a metal one and they sat down on the subway and it was like plank like it and like made. I love it. Yes. I also like this idea if you want to get your man into anal play like on him a little bit. Like what would feel better than a lubed up vibrator? I was feeling a little blacked out drunk. That's what I was feeling. And I was blowing this guy and I like reached into my drawer and like pulled out my little vibrator and sort of like sort of like rimmed up vibrator. I was feeling. I was feeling. Um, and I was blowing this guy and I like reached into my drawer and sort of like, sort of like,

ming his ass with the vibrator. A little rim shot. Yeah, I'm like, who wouldn't lie? I mean, I didn't put any lube on it because I don't care about him. That's hilarious. I feel like that's a good way to get your man into anal play too. It's like, you know, some guys are like, that's gay. It's like, it's really.

Yeah, or to just start with the finger. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Too. Yeah. You know. Yeah. That might be a little, you know, that might be a little aggressive.

You know what I mean? Like start, maybe you want to start with your pinky. Yeah. You know what I mean? Make sure your nails I'm cut down. Mine are like your nails. No,

I'm not doing that. None of your nails are going inside with me or anybody. I mean, I can't get these any of me either. I love that tip. And then you can work your way into actual butt sex with a dick. You can work your way into actual, because you're going to enjoy that.

It feels. Totally. Like, it feels. And you might, after that, you might not even care about anal anymore. You might be like that.

Why care? Right. That's what we're doing. Do we want a dick? It sounds so good. Like, do we want a non-vibrating dick in there after this? No, you do. You want, you want the heat.

You want, of the undercarriage. Yeah, you want, you want, you want the real, you want it. Trust me. You do. Oh, you do. You do. Okay. You do. This is so, this anal pep talk for you. People are going to put this on, this podcast on, and here be just going, you want it. You do. You do. You want it. You know you do. You do. It feels, because, because there's an, there's an orgasm that you can have from anal sex that is fantastic. I can't, I just feel like I've explored everything you can do to my vagina has happened to it and like my face hole, but like not my behole. And so I feel like this is a whole new world to whom I explore.

Ashley likes the anal play a little bit. I've just like, I've just never been with a guy that was like, let me make this enjoyable for you. Like this guy that I fucked in February was like behind me like really going to town and he like anchored himself to my body with his like thumb of my asshole. And I was like, I don't like this. Nobody likes this. Why would anybody like this?

Yeah, because he didn't start off slow. Wasn't for my pleasure. It was for his pleasure. How are we having sex with people that aren't for our pleasure? I know. You should see him. He was for my pleasure. Okay.

I'll show you picture. He's Colombian. Look at that body. Yeah, he's from Tampa. He's not from Tampa. He's not from Tampa. He's Colombian. He's from Columbia.

Yeah, he's gorgeous. Thank you. He's gorgeous. I let him do everything to me. Yeah. I hope that you let him do it again. That's the one that spit my mouth. Yeah, I love it.

Thank you. That's what's supposed to happen. I feel like I just want you to follow me around and support all my decisions. Oh, my God. I know, right? It's going to stop calling me. That's going to call you. I would call you and be like, I let seven dudes run a train on me last night.

You'd be like, yes, that's what it's supposed to happen. I'd be like, bitch, but go to the doctor. Let's go get some modest. Wait a minute. Did you use that BV meds up top? Like I told you. Are you remembering the tips? Did you pop two in your mouth?

Do you spray those pants? Pannies. Did you? Did you spray those? No, bitch. We're not worried about spraying panties if somebody's going to train. We got to just get all the shit in oil. You need to like make sure you don't have a UTI.

And then we're going to follow all of that stuff up with like with natural stuff. Yeah, we could do like a Raina Greenberg collection on the honey pot. Yeah, I love it. I love it. The train collection. I love it. I would walk out of the train and straight into CDMD. No, seriously.

Like just go to fucking. Duane Reed. It just, yeah. Oh, my goodness. Have you had, I didn't even think we were going to talk about this, but speaking of, like, different shit. Have you had threesomes, and do you enjoy that? I have.

And yes, I do. Have you had it with, like, two men and you, two women and you? No, always two. Well, I've had two women and me. Okay. And then I've had, like, two women and a man. So what if somebody's like, I am interested in threesome, I don't know how to get into this shit?

that is that is like a thing that you have to be comfortable with you know and like um you have to really be comfortable with your sexuality I think to have a threesome yeah right and I haven't even I feel like I'm comfortable sexually but I still don't even know if that's for me yeah and and and if you don't gravitate to it then it's probably not yeah you know um but it just depends on you have to gravitate to whatever you're into. Because with the threesome, you really want to make sure that everybody agrees. You know, if it's going to be good. You know what I mean?

Yeah, I had a bad one. Yeah. If it's going to be good, everybody needs to, like, be here, like, ready for the shits. Like, whatever's about to have. Like, enthusiastic. Like, it is about to go down. You know what I mean? Yeah, nobody wants somebody that shows up to the threesome, like, what's up?

I guess we'll do this. Or like, or people can just get in their head and feel uncomfortable and like, am I doing something wrong? You know, what are they going to think of me? Can I, you know, if these are like friends, I got to look at them in the morning. Like you have to be really comfortable sexually and with yourself to have a really successful threesome. Okay. My experience with it was like I liked this girl's boyfriend and I let her talk me into it. And I like didn't really.

it wasn't that I didn't want to hook up with girls. I had sex with girls. I didn't want to have sex with that girl. And I just, the situation was not great for me. And I kind of freaked out in the middle of it. I sobered up. And I was like,

what am I doing? This is like not something I want. And I panicked and I left like in the middle of the three zones. Yeah. I'm like that. You ghosted the three zones. I did. I ghosted my own.

That's not fun. No. You know what I'm saying? So you just want to be like, you want to be, you want to be here. You want to be ready for it in any sexual. counter, obviously. But that's definitely one because it's like, you know, it needs to like be

symbiotic. Yeah. Yeah. It works. Yeah. It needs to be like fluid. You want it to be, you want it to just flow. Right. You know, you don't want to feel like, oh. Someone's being held bad. No. Like that's not. Otherwise, let's just fucking stop. Let's just take a shower and like eat some food. Yeah. You know what I mean? And like, let's just not do this. I fucking stopped.

Yeah. I mean, yeah, because like what's the who, who I don't, I'm, I'm an adult. I don't have bad sex. You know what I mean? Fuck that. Have you always been really open sexually? My first girlfriend was in my 20s, right? Ebony.

She was so pretty. And she, um, and it was, it ended obviously. And it was like the first time I had ever been with a girl. I don't know if you guys ever been like in a relationship with a girl, but like a fucking week is like a goddamn year. Especially when you've never done it before. You know what I mean. Because like you know, you know that she's emotional. You know what she likes.

You know, you know the kind of intimacy and like, you know what I'm like you know the kind of shit that she would want because you're a girl. You know? So, you know, so that was my first experience and I was in my early 20s. And every since then, I've been open, but I've went through many years of repressing myself, you know? And for the last two years, I have not repressed myself. It has actually been my fucking business to not be repressed, not just sexually, just period. You know, I just, I live, like, I live and I do exactly what I want to do. And I'm actually not even out here like that.

Like, I'm not, it's not, I don't, I don't date a lot of people, you know, I don't, you know, I may have people that I've gotten, that I've done things with, but they're pretty consistent. You know what I mean? Like, so, you know, so, because you may hear how nasty I am and think that I'm just out here fucking everybody, but that's not the case. I kind of have to connect with you a little bit. because I've worked really hard on my energy. I've worked really hard on my happiness. I've worked really hard on my love for myself. And when you have sex, I mean, you know, we're exchanging shit.

Like, we're like, we're connecting. You know, most people when they think about having sex responsibly, they're thinking about safe sex. My version of having sex responsibly is like you're a good fucking human. and I actually would be okay with you leaving a deposit of your energy in mind. That's my idea of, you know, so I am very open. I am, especially when I'm having sex. I really enjoy that moment.

I mean, but I really enjoy all of my moments. But you said two years ago, was there like a turning point? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I came out of a relationship that I was really, that I allowed. myself to be repressed in. Okay. And yeah. With a man? Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. And probably it seems like right now in your life, everything just is like aligned. Like you're like really, the risk of sounding so cliche, it's a phrase we use all the time, but like you really are living your truth. Like you're not oppressed. Your company's thriving. Like everything comes together. And I think that's like a beautiful thing when you realize that happens with people in all

areas of their life. I'm aligned as fuck. Yeah. Like it's just, it's a line. That's what it is. fucking fantastic. I live my dream. I live precisely how I want to live. And it's not about money. And it's not just about honey pot. It's not just about me not repressing. It's because I'm completely fine with right now. I'm completely happy. Right. And I don't even make tons of money.

You understand what I'm saying? My W-2 is not ridiculous yet. right? I just am really, really, really, really happy and grateful to just be here. Congratulations. That is really beautiful. Someone said that to me, my friend of mine from Atlanta, her name's Lillian, she told me, she was like, I can see, and this was maybe a year ago, she was like, I can see that you're aligned with your purpose. And so, like, good things are going to happen. You're so happy. You know, like, she saw it. And then it made me reflect. And like, you know, I don't think that I'd use that language before.

And I was like, yeah, everything just, like, clicked. You know, we started this podcast, like, moved to New York. I just feel really happy. Yeah. Because you are. Yeah. And it doesn't really matter what happens in your love life. It doesn't.

Guys come and go. Girls, you know, guys, girls, people can come in and out of your life. Yeah. And they can't really, like, shake you up when you're really aligned with everything else. If you were to visit the redwood trees, right? those trees are so big and tall the way that we can see it but underneath the earth

those trees are also equally rooted in that same fucking way my point is those redwood trees would not grow the way that they grow if they weren't equally rooted underneath of them right so it's so important

that we love that we love ourselves before everything, before every fucking thing. We were talking about being uncomfortable with your body, right? You're uncomfortable with your body because you don't think that you don't really like it. We have to love ourselves. That's where alignment comes from. I love also the tree example. I do love trees. But I just love a metaphor like that. Like it's so accurate. Like, it's almost like the, it's, the word, I guess, is like depth. Like, if your roots and your purpose are all just really shallow. Yeah. And they're not totally grounded into the earth. You're not going to grow that tall. You're not. It's impossible. Yeah. You know? Yeah. So it's,

it's so important that we take responsibility for our lives. Because everybody can live this way. I'm not just, I'm not living the dream just because I have a company that's really successful. and because I have great sex and because I can travel and do all that kind of shit. I'm living the dream because I actually really fucking like myself. You know? And I also really like what you said about giving your energy to somebody that you have sex with because, yes, there is unemotional sex.

Of course. But you cannot deny that intimacy and sex is an exchange of energy. That's what it is. And you have to think about that before you give somebody some of it. And you said, you qualified like, you know, just because of that. I said I have disgusting sex doesn't mean to the ton of people. I sort of feel like I am much more free to do that stuff with people I have more of a relationship with.

Right. I'm just going to enjoy it more. Like I really like, for example, I like really dirty talk. I like some like pretty degrading dirty talk. But I only really like it with somebody that I know actually cares about me because it's like this crazy role playing. You know? And to me, like, I don't really enjoy it with somebody that I know doesn't care about me.

Like when someone's calling me a slut that I know doesn't care about me, I'm like, oh, you mean that shit. You do that too, though. I know I'll let anybody say anything to me. I'm just saying like when I masturbate to it later, I don't enjoy it as much. That is hilarious. Like I feel free.

You are fantastic. Okay. So Rayna will let it happen, but she just won't masturbate to it later. Like I was fucking this guy in Australia back in March and I was blowing him and he said choke on it. And I was like, Oh, you mean that.

I know. Girl, I know. That's good. Did you do it? Did you choke on it? I choked on it. I spit all over it. I choked on it.

I was making noises and stuff. I like, I like the noise when you can like yeah, like, I want to like, hmm, I want to like do that on me.

Okay, so I'm glad that you brought that up because I never know what, sometimes I want to kind of like vibrate my throat on a dick, but I don't know what to do. That's okay. That great tip.

On the balls is ridiculous. Wait, I never know what to do. with balls. Wait, I do that all the time. You do that in yoga. Like, you just, like, flutter your lips. Like, I flutter my lips all the time. When I was even home with my parents, my mom was like, what are you doing? Like, I'll just kind of just like, like, do that all the time. I should be doing that on balls. You should. Yes. Or like, or in the perineum, like the little, the tank. Yeah. Yeah. I met this guy recently.

Great set of balls. I'm going to definitely. You should do that for him. You should. Flutter your lips. It's a thing. Yeah. Okay. I'm sold. And I just, I don't want to ignore. it anymore. You don't. Don't ignore it. Oh, I don't know so much what to do with balls. I just like to cup them and like kind of roll them like their marbles in my hand because they are like soft. They are. They are like so squishy. Yes. I just like to go like that like their stress balls. We call it stressicles but we were thought and then we thought we were going to start a company called stress icles but it exists already. I love that. I don't like to do sex sexually with balls but after sex I

like to get in there and look at them. The skin on balls is constantly moving and breathing like a brain. You ever seen it? You've never watched a ball sack. I have not watched a ball sack other than when I'm in other than when I'm like doing things with it. Girls, you have not lived. You've got to watch a ball sack. Wow.

After sex, just get down in there. Watch a ball sack. They're constantly breathing. It moves like a brain all over the skin's always moving. Are you sure? Maybe just people I dated. No, I bet it's a thing. I'm going to do that.

Yeah. I trust that you will. I believe you. We all have a. assignment. Yes. Okay. I'm going to check that out too.

Watch a ball sack breathe. That's nice. Wow. Yeah. Is it like tightens. Watch a ball sack breathe. That sounds like a episode title. Can you make a product called that?

Watch a ball sack. Sack braithers. Do you, because you was such phenomenal butt sacs tips, do you have blowjob tips? I think my, I guess my biggest blow job tip is don't be afraid to like, don't be afraid to like, don't be afraid to like do that. get sloppy. Don't be afraid to get sloppy. Don't be afraid to like, you know, making sure that you like that your, that your hand is like right below the head and like going up and down right there.

And you're probably not going to throw up. But like if you're with somebody that's nasty enough, you should probably, you know. Gag and really choked. Guys love that because they're like, my dick's so big. Yeah. I can't even handle it. Unless it's just not. And then you're like, I wish I could choke, but it won't even reach the back of my throat.

And a dick doesn't need to be big. No, we all, yeah, we're not even saying that. I'm like a nice medium dick. Yeah, me too. I'm trying to have sex multiple times a day. I don't want to have like fissure. What are they called when you're fissures? Like when your pussy's all like scraped up, your vagina can get like cut up a little bit.

Yeah, like porn, like tears in my vagina and all that kind of stuff. Yeah, I like to have a medium dick. I mean, some girls like really big dick. For sure. Not one of them. You know? So, yeah, and that's the thing, just to back up, like, blowjobs, no guy on this earth is like, I want a really classy prim and proper BJ. Like, they want the more spit on it, the more everything.

Put it all over your face. Do you rub it on your face? I do. I like to rub it on my tits. Yeah. Because I don't like to be tit fucked, but I will tit fuck you. Like, I will come up for air from the dick and rub my teeth on it. Yeah, and just like rest your mouth a little bit.

Yep. I'll squeeze it between my titties. You've got really good tities. They're big. Yeah. They're fantastic. That's a good call, Rana. Like, do it.

Titty fuck on your own accord. Yeah. And like on your, on your, on your, on your break. I don't want it. Like,

like you control. Tiddy truck would make it your decision. Yes. Exactly. I just don't like getting tit fucked because I don't know what the fuck to do with my body, my mouth,

my face. I'm just laying there. Your whole butt is on my chest. That's a, that's a, that's a move when you just need to rest your mouth. You know?

Yeah. Yeah. Any other like good sex tips? Well, do you have oral sex tips for like. For vaginas? Yeah, for vaginas. Yes. She just smiled and looked up at the ceiling.

I just want you guys to know. Because she loves vagina so much is her favorite topic. I love how they smell. She's like, thanks for bringing it back too. I think it's really important to have like this mouth. to vulva tongue to clitoris ratio with the right pressure, right, with the right amount of suck. And, you know, I think that it's really important for you to have that right ratio. And when you know, when when the woman starts to like shake, like, that's not the time to stop.

That's the time to keep going harder. To double down. to double down. And a lot of women are afraid of, some women haven't squirted before, right? Or some women, you know, squirt, but they're just, they're not comfortable with what it is, you know. That's something to not be afraid of. My brain has been dying to do it. She YouTubes it.

Wikipedia had a squirt. I couldn't do it. I've come, like, really hard. Like, I don't, I'll vaginally come. I'll come from masturbation, oral sex, everything. I just, I have never squirted. Maybe the butt vibrator might do it for you. Yeah.

I don't get crazy wet either. Like, I just, there's no stains. Oh, you want to know a good trick for that? Absolutely. Drink a shot of lime juice before you have sex. It'll make me extra wet. Lime juice will make you extra wet. Okay.

The ass of why lime juice. I have no fucking, honestly, I don't know why it does it. I don't know why. You guys should sell a like shot. A shot of lime juice. No, just like make it, like, branded differently. Maybe throw some kiwi in there or something. Right.

Put your spills. on it. I would buy those shots. Can you imagine? But it's really important that it's fresh lime juice. Got it. Not like the roses. Nah. Like it needs to be fresh lime juice. Because lime juice, even though it does alkalize when it gets to your body, somehow it makes your vagina really wet. I don't know why. I want all of our listeners to try it. Let us know if it were worth it. I am fascinated. One thing I've been thinking about a lot is we had another guest on her podcast this with Emily. Her name's Emily Morse. She talked about this tactic where the person that's going down on the other person is basically like in a T with them, like perpendicular to them. So their tongue is going

this way, like in like the creased your vagina, I guess. Like you know, like the opposite way. And I can't stop thinking about it. I really want someone to do it. Wait, the tongue is so the tongue is going like this. Instead of up and down like sideways almost. So they're also like this. They're laying like in as like in a tea. Yeah. Wow. So I can't stop thinking about it. I'm going to, like, if the next time I have, I hook up with somebody, I'm just going to be like,

so, let's try this thing. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, ask for what you want. And ask for what you want. It's going to happen because you just put it out there. And I like women's asses, too. Okay.

I just, I like all of it. I just. Do you have any tips for eating ass? I mean. Or getting your ass eating? Actually wants more people to eat. her ass. That's what she's asking. I know. I have such a clean butthole. And I just like, I take so much pride in it. Yeah. And I just want people to, I'm not going to do it to them. So I guess I'm being

kind of selfish. But I mean, how do you get somebody to your butt? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you keep it clean. That's for sure. And she works out like she's got a good butt, you know? Yeah. She has a good body altogether. Yeah. Thanks. Um, look, that, uh, that, that. The lip flooding. It's also really beautiful. a butthole. Yeah. That is all of us. And and and actually on the vagina too. Mm-hmm.

Yeah. And don't be afraid to put your tongue inside the vagina. And all of this is just don't be afraid. Do all of it. Some people might be like, I don't want to flutter my lips. That's like a loud sound. It's like, just do it. Yeah.

It's going to feel good. Yeah. Like they're not going to. They may be like, what's that? And then they'll be like, oh. What were you guys saying earlier? you said you wanted to like vibrate your throat on a blowjob? Yeah.

You do? Yeah. You say that? Do you want to you guys said that? Yeah. Just like make a hum sound. Yeah. Yeah.

And I never know what's true. It's like you're meditating on it. This is all yoga stuff. Yes. Yeah. I mean, it creates a vibration. It creates a thing, you know. I just think a lot of people, not me, but are afraid to ask for certain things because they

think they're going to get shamed, especially in like serious relationships, you know. Sometimes you have this view of what your partner thinks of you and you're afraid to ask for those things. And I mean, I'm not a man. I don't sit in circles with men, but I very rarely have ever heard if ever a man be like, she wanted me to do this crazy thing and it was so disgusting. Like men and women,

people are just there to try cool shit with you. They are. I mean, unless you're repressed. And if you're repressed, then it's not going to be easy for you to try new shit because you're in your head about it. You think that it's going to be wrong. or, you know, what would they think of me or, you know.

And if you have somebody that would make you feel like shit about something nasty that you want to do, you probably want to rethink that relationship because you're not going to stop wanting it. 100%. Right. Like, why go through the rest of your life just not having it? Yeah, you're not going to stop wanting it.

You're not. You're not going to stop wanting it. And if you want something, if it shows up for you, right? then you should experience that. You know? 100%. You should get your beholy and more. You should.

I mean, I'm putting it out there in the universe. I want to watch more people masturbate in front of me. I decided that too. You did? That's good. That's my new fantasy. I love watching men jerk off.

I love it. I mean, I'll mutually masturbate with you, but then I want you to like masturbate. Or for, or you know what else is fun when somebody talks you through your masturbation. Love that.

I just, we don't talk about that a lot of this podcast. It's like I masturbate to that, like, watching a man masturbate in my bed and then like coming on me. Actually, yeah, ooh, that's good. Yeah, like, I want them to come directly on my vagina. Yeah. Yeah, I like that. But, like, I was thinking about if, a guy specifically that has just like such a great dick that I was like, I would like to see him masturbate to me.

But then I'm like thinking of like what I could be doing, maybe like undressing. Like I'm trying to think of. You could be undressing. You could be undressing. self. Yeah, a little bit of both. I think it starts with like undressing. That's kind of how I picture it.

Have him tell you what to do. Yeah. I would start with some panties on and have my hand in the panties and be like actually masturbating and be like, tell me what you want me to do. Oh, he tells you what you want to do. Yeah. Tell me what you want to do. Guys can't multitask though.

That's a problem. He'll drink. During sex, he'll jerk off and tell you what to do. Or just talk about it before, you know, like when it's about to happen. Like, tell me what you want, you know? That's my new thing I want to accomplish. Oh, I'm super into it. I'm very much.

That's dope. I have an outfit picked out. I love that. I have outfits picked out for my fantasy. I love that. And I hope you are fucking scratching those bitches off the list. What's the outfit? Huh?

Now you're getting shy? Oh, it's... Right. Well, that outfit needs to have like multiple pieces to take off. So I probably will wear underwear for once. Okay. I thought about it with like, with the crop gene. And then like,

a bra. Oh, you got the whole outfit, like the going out outfit. Wow. Wow. She said a crap. She's like, this is what I'm going to wear in the bar first. She's like, maybe like a cardigan just a case to get outside. I hate you. I hate that you put me on the spot again. No, because I want to have buttons. I want it to be a whole thing. Wow. I'm kind of picturing like a strip tis. Like a party game with them. No, buttons on the jeans. I love that. Oh, you've already, you thought into how many, how much hardware is on the jeez. I feel like you're judging me right now. No, this is fantastic. I love it. Because it's fun. I know what you mean though. Each button is like a little sexier. Well, if you're going to like take your clothes off in front of somebody, like I have outfits that are like

pants and shirt and that's it. I'm not wearing a bra. I'm not wearing underwear. That's it. That's it. You're done. Too and done. So it's like if you're really going to undress for somebody and you want them to masturbate during it, it's like we need some buttons. We need some underwear. We need a bra. We need a shirt. Right. Like that guy I fucked in Charleston,

I was wearing just like a one piece. I love it. I love all the stories about the guys that you fucked. This is fantastic. I was wearing a one piece, no bra,

no underwear. It was just like a velvet one piece. And there's like, there's nothing sexy. It just comes out. It just comes right off. It's sexy once it's off. You're sexy.

Yeah. Thank you. But if you're wanting to take some time to slowly undress, you need some layers. Yes. All right. Well,

um, Raina, you have any more burning questions about the sex stuff? You delivered. You said you would talk about anything and you delivered. Yeah. You're incredible. I appreciate that. Thank you so much.

And I mean, we always want our guests to plug everything, but is it Honeypot? Obviously, the honeypot.com is our website. You can find us on Instagram at The Honeypot Co. You can find me on Instagram at I am B. Dixon and B.Spelled B-E-A-D-X-O-N. Okay. Yeah. Well, thank you so much for your time. Thank you. We love talking to you.

Thank you. I love talking to you both, too. And guys, we will be right back. We have one little fun segment for you at the end. So be right back. All right. We're back. Just the two of us. We are bringing back another classic game, Psycho or Power Move. Also inspired by one of you guys. But we're going to read your emails. We're going to tell you if we think it's Psycho or Power Move. Yes. And I'm just loving this bringing back our old classics.

Is this weird a couple weeks ago? It was like so fire. What I do your house? It was so nice. Oh, yeah. Okay. Psycho or Power Move? The first email. I'm a stockbroker and I invest my boyfriend's money for him. He wants to propose but quote unquote doesn't have the cash to buy a ring. Bitch, I know how much money you have. I manage it. That's such like a man, a dumb man. He's like, oh, I don't know the money. She's like, bitch, I'm looking at it right now. Okay, eventually I convinced him to sell some of his stocks and use the money from the commission to buy myself a diamond ring. No, non-engagement ring, a 1.17-carat princess cut diamond ring. He has no idea he paid for it, L.O.L. And then this is my favorite part. At the end, she goes, disclaimer, I wish I could provide receipts, but I have to stay anonymous because I work at a big firm and the information has to stay private. Like, I could get fired for this if I got audited. Also, I sold his stock for his own good, not for the sole purpose that I would get the commission. Still love the guy and my job, L-O-L. Okay, I love that she was like, I know they're going to want receipts. I know they're going to want receipts. receipts. I don't need the receipts. Because she didn't want to get swept up in our second

favorite game, which is truth or a lie. That's true. She probably was like, I know they do true or false. Let's unpack what happened here. This was so calculated. She just convinced her boyfriend to make a money move that would in turn give her a commission so she could buy herself a diamond ring that he was not buying her. This is crazy. I think it's the most power move. It's like one of the most power moves of everything on here. Bies herself the ring. He benefits. Yes. He and she's managing his money. She's not like a 1950s housewife that doesn't know what's going on. She's like, bitch, I know what the money situation is. She was like, I want to get married. I'm making it happen. You know, I always am like, why don't more women like buy themselves the ring? Yeah, but she said

it's not an engagement ring. It's just a casual diamond ring. She's a solid rock. casual right hand of diamond ring. This also, we're not going to unpack this today. This is interesting that she manages her boyfriend's money. Like, even on the flip, your partner managing your money is something very interesting to me. I'm not even throwing shade at it. I am just thinking about it.

My partner managing my money. It's interesting. Everybody I've ever dated has an idea. They know how much money I make. But like, they've never had access to it and management. Okay. This one is very personal to me and we'll talk about why.

Okay. I, first of all, this is a wild story. Okay. Was cheating on my living boyfriend. She wrote I'm not proud of it. Came home with a hickie. So I turned on my curling iron while he was in the shower, took a shot of tequila, closed my eyes,

took my burning hot curling iron to my neck, gave myself a second degree burn to cover it up. As someone who has personally laid a curling iron on her breast, I can tell you that shit. Number one is so painful. And number two, those scars stay for fucking. ever. When did I lay that curling iron on my

boom in February? Mid-February. That guy called me and I answered. I literally took a curl and laid it on my tent. I still have the scar shed the other day. That is like a pretty savage thing. Honestly, I'd rather just get caught for cheating. I'd rather like lose my relationship than lose my perfect breasts again. Also like

the game on this one is dumb or smart. Because girl, why are you letting yourself get a hickey when you're cheating? I have not let to me give me a hickey since I was like I think 18 is the last hickey on record. what do you think psycho i mean i think that you've got to break up with your man you're out here you're cheating you're like you're burning yourself burn it you're mutilating your body this is crazy you just break up with your man girl okay you don't self mutilation is never the answer okay it is real mutilation curly and i will fuck you up i should post it on our story like

how bad that was yeah okay this one is a psych or power move from the university of delaware go She said, hi, me again. I don't know what her other one was. Okay, another psychore power move. I was in a double date with friends and my boyfriend who had previously cheated on me. Yes, I know I should have loved him the first time, but I was young and the dick was good. Anyways, we were on the double date and he's been texting all night. We start driving to another bar and I look over and see a text saying, I wish you were here to smiley face.

And I ask him who he's texting. So I ask him who he's texting. He says his friend that's a dude and I'm like, ha, no, you don't say that to a dude. He keeps denying. So at this point, my friends pull into a parking lot, driving around, looking for a spot. I grab my boyfriend's phone and jump out of the moving car and proceed to call the number he's texting. He also jumps out and is trying to get his phone back. It was a scene.

But he was indeed cheating, jumping out of a moving car to prove my point, psycho or power move. Necessary. Okay. There is nothing psycho about this. You bet your ass I would do this. I know other people that have done this. If I look over and my man is sending a text message, I wish you were here. if you see your man doing that,

I'm jumping out of the car on the highway and I'm fucking bolting. I'm picturing this is like an action flick and she grabs the phone and it's like, do do do do do do. And it's like this music starts playing. She tucks and rolls out of the car. She's running away calling the number.

Yeah, I would do that same. Let's not forget that she jumped out of the car and promptly called the number. I would fucking do that too. Absolutely. I don't even know why he bothered chasing her. You're caught. You're caught.

She would just dust the gravel out of her knees and it's like calling. I would do it too. Honestly. Yeah, also they were like driving slow looking for a spot. I mean, they probably weren't like flying on the highway, but I would, I would grab your phone and jump out of the car. Okay. Power move.

Necessary. Do you want to read this Nana one just because you like it? Okay, guys, this is a really quick one. Someone just said, I saw this on my Nana's Facebook. Her Nana, it's a meme that says, why are women taking abuse during quarantine, poison your husband and say he had flu-like symptoms? Ain't nobody doing autopsies. Nana. Nana.

Power move. You know she hit send and she was like, no. I've never seen like an old lady post a meme like that to kill your husband and blame it on COVID. Granny Facebooks are wild. Your aunt Lisa's Facebook is crazy, but grandma's is probably great. Okay, we left this in for a specific reason. We'll talk to you about why in a moment. Okay. I was dating this guy back in January and it was going, okay, I knew we weren't soulmates pretty early on, but he was cute, so whatever. We went back to his apartment after maybe our third date to necklace and chill, ended up having a hot and heavy makeout session. I wasn't. I wasn't planning on sleeping with him that night because I didn't feel like I was quite ready and told him that, but he kept pressuring me to have sex and I was getting annoyed. It was starting to get really late and I had to work the next morning and I said I was calling an Uber home.

Anyways, I went to the bathroom before calling the Uber and ended up running into his roommate, who I met once before and thought he was really cute. I don't know what came over me, but I came out of the bathroom and was literally just like your roommate is pissing me off, want to smash. And we did twice, loudly, with only one thin wall separating us and the guy I was seeing. The guy I had been seeing was pissing me off and after pressuring me to have sex after I said no, I figured why not fuck his cute roommate to get back at him? I have also decided at that point, I never wanted to see him again, so

why not? Left that night and never saw either of them again. This is not true. I just, okay, truth or a lie and here's why. Okay, here's why. I've tried to put myself in the situation like you and I are living together. You bring a dude home. I definitely know that you have brought that dude home. I know he's not in our house roaming around.

to rob the place. I'm assuming, like, you know why he's there. And I'm like with this dude, you know is in the house to fuck me. He goes to the bathroom. And then you fuck him audibly. In our home. Crazy. What is the dynamic between these two guys that, like, that guy's like, I'm going to fuck

this girl. Then I have to live with this guy. I think, I mean, first of all, I think that men and women are very different. A woman would never do that. I think we've seen guys just, like, do the craziest. stuff because they want to get laid, you know. Yeah. I mean, I'm still not saying it's true.

Okay. But I've seen crazier shit from, from dudes. I mean, he also could have been pissed at his roommate that day. They could have been not really tight. Like, they could have been, like, just casual roommates that aren't friends. I can't decide. I know that you're saying full-blown false. I am on the fence.

I, okay, here's what I would want to know. How old are they? Right. Like, if this is, like, a frat house and it's just like some ridiculous situation. Like, there are, you right? there are at least these terrible guys that like pass girls around and like wouldn't care at all. Yeah. And that it was like a funny story.

They could tell each other the next day. And I'm assuming that's probably the case. It's just like a lot of girls get cycled in and out of that disgusting like frat house. I know she said apartment. Like I definitely would have believed it more had it said frat house. Frad house for sure. If she said I made out with him, I would believe that. If she just like popped out of this bathroom was like, you're cute, you'll do.

And they made out a little bit. Yeah, it's interesting. And again, like still live your truth. Like, yeah, maybe you didn't want to. fuck this guy, but you want to fuck this guy, do your thing. But it's interesting that she definitely didn't want to fuck the other guy that she was on a date with. And she was like, actually, I do want to fuck tonight.

And just like picked a different dude. I don't know. Isn't that home? If it's true, I think it's hilarious. And also good for you, by the way, Ashley, and I always say this for removing yourself from a situation with somebody that's pressuring you instead of just being like, I'm just going to do this. And then leave, good for anybody that, like, gets their ass out of a situation like that.

I mean, we never want to accuse anyone of lying. I don't know about this one. You're not sure. If you have more receipts, like the stockbroker girl, she knows me like receipts. If you have any sort of more proof, of course, send it our way. Okay. Okay. The last one.

So I was at a crowded house party and had been drinking all day. All is going well until suddenly I had the urgent need to shit. We all know the feeling. You pray and pray it passes. But in my case, it in fact became a life or death situation. I swiftly made my way upstairs to one of the two bathrooms in the house, did my business, and flushed. And here is where things went wrong.

A large wad of toilet paper clawed. the toilet. Hmm, maybe if they would have had a hello tushy, we wouldn't have had this problem. A large water toilet paper clog the toilet and my giant shit lay right on top staring at me. My stomach dropped and I thought about how a dickhead guy at the party could be right outside that door and would announce to the entire house that I'd not only taken a shit but also clog the toilet. I'd rather die than face those consequences. So naturally, I reached my bare hand into the toilet and transferred my own disgusting shit into the worn-out Trader Joe's bag that they had been using as a trash can typical. I couldn't leave it in the bathroom. So I then marched my ass down the

stairs through the entire party, completely expressionless, my eyes staring straight ahead, a shit-filled grocery bag on my arm like a designer purse and a pungent scent of poop trailing behind me. Please keep in mind, I am over six feet tall. Like she's not, she doesn't get lost in the party Exactly. She's not like sliding through the crowd unseen. And therefore I could not just sneak my way through like a little mouse and had to ignore multiple people and dodge a hello hug on my way out into the street where I finally dropped the soiled TJ's bag in a trash barrel and felt the biggest relief of my life. In the end, I did not get caught and went right back inside like nothing had happened. Oh, I didn't remember. Okay. And yes, I promise I washed my hands. The part of her

carrying it like a designer bag, I can't get over it. I love the way she described. this. I love that she's talking about people are trying to hug her while she's holding the poop bag. She has a turd in her hand. Also, like, she's just touched a turd, and she's still in possession of the turd. And people are trying to hug her. Also, just thank you for telling us that you're tall. Like, that makes the story so much better. Like, I just picture my own self at six feet tall in heels, walking through a party, just the tallest person in the party with a bag of shit on my arm. It's a fucking turns with you. Listen, I don't want to poop shame because I poop all day.

Everybody poops. Like, there's nothing wrong. But, like, I know that feeling of, like, you're at a party and you've pooped. And, like, I probably would do the same thing. I have reached into the toilet and pulled a chart out. We talked about it before on an episode. I'm not going to rehash it again tonight. But now that I'm thinking about this, I think she means a paper bag.

Yeah, paper bag. Not plastic. Right. A traitor joke. So, I mean, there's a good chance. it could have bottomed out. I know. Well, that's how it's how big the turd is,

not which other stuff's in it. It could have been a double T.J.'s bag, too, like a two of them. Yeah, and she could have wrapped that turd up pretty good. Because my thought was like, if it was a plastic bag, I would have just tied the top and just left it there. Or not left it there, but like, if it, you would have left your turd in the bathroom. Again, all of this could have been avoided with Hello Tushy,

go Gigi for 10% off. I guess what she's saying is they did not have a trash can of any type. It was an upright paper bag. My thought was like it was a plastic bag inside a trash can, in which case I just would have nodded it and left it there. Yeah, but then you're like me and someone's dog pulls your turnout. And then everyone at the party is like, whose chart is this? And you know that it's you?

Like what? You're just like trying to make no eye contact with anybody and everyone is figuring out. She's a turn it is. She's a full head above everybody else at the party. What if your turn was suddenly in the middle of the party? New game alert. Whose turn is this? It's about my ex-boyfriends.

Who's turn? I can't. She's like holding it up. Who's the turn? And you know she has to like amp it up more than other people? She's going to be like, ew, who would do this? Hardcore, I blame it on a man. They pull the security camp footage.

Like leaving the bathroom looking all suspicious. Whose turn is this? Run the tape. That's what we're calling this episode. Oh, my God. Okay. Guys, thanks for listening. It's hot. We can't record the AC because it's so loud.

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