Girls Gotta Eat - NUDES: Sending, Receiving, and Perfecting Them

Episode Date: July 12, 2021

This episode is FULL NUDES. We're giving all the tips on taking the best nudes (from lighting to poses to props), chatting about when to send them and things to consider, breaking down male nudes/dick pics and what we love and hate to receive, sharing our listeners' hilarious nudes-gone-wrong stories, and more. Plus we're chatting about Rayna's Instagram official announcement, Ashley's birthday, and what we've been watching (ahem Sex/Life). Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Check our website for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Helix: Get up to $200 off all mattress orders + 2 free pillows at helixsleep.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your first purchase of $80 or more, visit buffy.co and enter code GGE. Ritual: Get 10% off during your first 3 months at ritual.com/gge. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/gge14 and use code GGE14 for up to 14 free meals + free shipping. Candid: Visit candidco.com/gge and code GGE for your risk-free starter kit and $75 off. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Just always leave them wanting more. You can always build towards the finger inside of your pussy nude if that's what you want to do. And you could always just show it to him in person. Since June. You take one week off in three and a half years. You forget how to do your podcast. In weeks. Like we got so far ahead.

Do you even remember what to say? Welcome back to another episode of Girl Scotty. Getting closer to the mind. Hi guys. Welcome back to another episode of Girls'Cuddy. Welcome back. That's what I say. We're so extra.

I forget. We took one week off. No, but we're hunched over our mic, we're in the Hamptons. Like, we're back to our roots with the same mic hunched over it. It's nighttime on Sunday. We've never recorded this day. Literally this episode will be up in five hours, and we're doing the intro. Just the intro.

We've already recorded the bulk of it. Why are we, this is, does anyone care about this? Okay. In the middle of stories all the time, I'm like, does anybody care about this? We are in the Hamptons. We've been on vacation together. But more importantly, we have a big announcement. Yeah.

If you're part of the newsletter, guys, you already knew about it today. You knew this last night. Yes. Yesterday afternoon even. You've been tagging us in stories. Do you want to say it? We're going back on tour. Oh, my God.

You guys know that, I mean, obviously the world has been a disaster, so we've been trying to get as many shows as we can together in 2021. And we're going to do some in 2022 as well. But for 2021, what we have on deck, guys, in your cities, we are so excited for these shows. Philly, by the way, has sold out. So we have that in July. Then we have Charlotte, Raleigh, Charleston, Atlanta, Minneapolis, Denver, Phoenix, Boston, Cancun, New York, and Chicago. Oh, my God. So that is now through the end of 2021.

All the tickets are on sale through our website. Amazing shows. It's the most fun girls night out. If you guys have never seen us on tour before, it is a wild-ass comedy show. It is so much fun. So bring your girlfriends. come alone. Bring your boyfriend. Bring your husbands. Bring your parents.

Obviously, it's like heavy girls, I know vibes, but like we love when couples come together. So bring whoever, come with a big group. I mean, obviously, New York and Chicago, those are going to be holiday shows. Cancun is the Just for Laughs Festival, so you'll be at the resort with us. Atlanta is the Tabernacle. You guys know I almost cried about this a couple weeks ago. This is the venue that I can't believe we're doing. Like, it's so legendary.

I went to so many concerts at the Tabernacle in Atlanta. and I can't believe we get to perform there. Like Dave Chappelle filmed his special there. Like it's just, I mean, all these places, we're so excited. We love all these cities. And a few we haven't been to. Raleigh, is that the only one? Raleigh.

Kankoon. Kankoon, yeah. And, you know, some of these we've only been to once, some twice. So we're just, we're so excited and get those tickets. Hurry up because the newsletter snack heads got on at first. Yeah, they got on. You guys been tagging us like crazy. I feel very emotional about it.

Obviously, New York and Chicago, we're going to be big weekend shows for the holidays. holidays, Atlanta, Charleston, big weekend shows. So travel if you can. We put on a really fun show. It's such a blast. It's so unique. So come, we can't wait. Get those tickets at GirlsGutty Podcast.com under our episode or under our live shows. Yeah. And I did just want to say, like, the whole thing of like COVID and just tours has been just really challenging for everybody in the industry. I mean, Rain and I have done the best we can. Like, we know that we had shows, for example, in Texas and some on the West Coast or Portland, Seattle, San Francisco, that we had to,

that were already on the books for 2020. Then we rescheduled one time and then we had to reschedule again. And like, it's just been a mess. And I, we just don't want anyone to think that we aren't trying to come to those cities. Like, you know, just take for example, if we just want to talk about Texas, like we moved Texas once and then we had to move that when we originally thought and then we had to move it again. Like we were just like, let's, you know, push this to early 2020 just to ensure that we can have the date because in all honesty, in the industry, people really didn't think that we would be doing theater shows, definitely not in the summer and really in the early fall. So we were kind of thinking like late 2021, early 2022, we just want to make sure we can make

it all work out. I mean, it's a lot of moving parts. We are doing the best we can. It has nothing to do with us being like, we want to go here instead of here. It's literally like, we want to go to these places, figure it out, you know, the people we have a team that figures it out, like, because we have to see what's, we can't just show up to a theater and be like, we're playing tonight. It's a Monday. Also, we want to do weekends as much as we can. Like, I'm over-explaining this, but I think most people do understand it, but everyone's small will get, like, you know, messages are like, why aren't you coming here? Why wouldn't you come to here first? Because we were first in 2020, and it's like, we are trying our best, and we've tried our best

to prioritize the people that, the shows that got canceled first, but like, it's been a mess. Yeah. And obviously every other performer in the world also is trying to do this too, so we're up against them as well. Yeah, like hard to book stuff. Yeah. So we're trying our best. We are hoping to do Texas and all of the West Coast in very early 2020. So January, February. We'll get to those dates. Sorry, 22. We were hoping to do in 2020.

Well, because we were like, those were the ones we moved. And then it just people were like, really? Girls got to eat? Like some girls like, really? What's your excuse this time? We're like, first of all. COVID first time. The first excuse was COVID. Second of all, the theater's not even open, bitch. Right now. So we're working to get it for you guys. It's important.

It's our top priority. We can't wait to see you in your cities. I feel very emotional watching all your Instagram stories. And we just can't wait to fucking laugh with you guys again. I know. But we will get there. And we just have to kind of take what we can get sometimes. So it's like easy for you guys to make it there. Yeah, we could do places on a Monday night.

But do you really want to come? You don't want to do that. You don't want to get lit. You want to come. So we'll see you guys there. Girls'Gottypockets.com. Go to our live show page. Everything will be there for you guys.

And we cannot wait to see you. Yes. And one more announcement. If you guys are coming to Philly this weekend. I can't wait. If you're coming to one of our three shows in Philly this weekend. and you have a crazy story, dating, sex, relationship related, really anything in that vein, you can email it to us.

Just send it to hello at girls got to ePodcast.com. And in the subject line, make sure you say Philly and either in the subject line or somewhere in the email say what show you're coming to Friday or which show time on Saturday earlier late. And we might read it at the show, talk to you about it in front of a whole bunch of other snackhead. So anyway, Philly story submissions. are still accepting. And then for Philly, if you are coming, we have special merch that we are selling that

Ashley designed. No, I mean, Ashley pitched the idea, but it is really cool Philly specific merch. So we are trying out to our merch. We're going to see how that goes. But we designed something really, really fucking cool for you guys. So if you're coming to the show, you can grab it. Yeah. I mean, you can use, this is just like get excited about it.

You pay with your credit card, obviously. And this is the first time we're going to try to sell merch at the live shows. So we're trying out in Philly. But the merch is like special for Philly. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. It's cute.

It's cute. Fuck around and find out. We are in the Hamptons together. We've been out here on a little family vacation. I'm with both of my boyfriend. Oh, my God. My boyfriend, boyfriend, and my Ashley. Your husband?

Me. No. So I'm here most of the month. I just have some friends. We decided way back in February to get a house for all of July in the Hamptons. And it's just been really so nice. I mean, you guys know we live in small New York City apartments. You've got to get out of the city in July.

It's fucking hot. So it's been, Well, it's been rainy. We had a kitchen table, guys. Yeah, we're at the kitchen table. We're looking at the pool. But it's been so great, and rain is coming out here for, like, half the month. So I've just been back and forth and just, like, really having such a good time.

I just love it out here. It's so nice. We've had, like, fun dinners. We had an amazing birthday for me the other night. Guys, we were on a boat. Listen. Hot take. We needed a boat for Ashley's per se.

We went out on a catamaran. There was 11 of us. It was so fun. You know, people were asking me how I booked it. It's an Airbnb experience. You don't big on Airbnb experiences. We took a boat out in Australia, Airbnb. I've done some really cool stuff.

I feel like they're really trustworthy, and they like vet the, I think, they bet those experiences really well. So it was an Airbnb experience. It was a catamaran. It was so sick. It was like big and amazing. And we had all the drinks and food. And we just had like the best playlist and had the most fun. It was so great.

I mean, I posted pictures. You probably saw the Instagram stories. But it was an incredible birthday. I had a really good dinner afterwards. And I just had the best B-Day. It was really, really so fun. I mean, hands up to you, because I've never heard. heard of our B&B experiences before this.

It's like an ad for our B&B experiences. But it really was so fun and cool and intimate and just like such a special day. And it poured down rain all day and it finally got to me for like a couple hours for you. It was fully like hurricane tropical storm morning and then like at 3 p.m. We were like, are we going to be on a go? And then at 3 p.m. The clouds parted and we had this like amazing time. It was beautiful.

So it's fun to be here for it. Is it still cancer season? Yeah. Okay. July 12th. Still in the thick of it. We're still here, guys. We're still doing it.

Still next week two will be. And then we're done. Because next week, the 19th, Matt Hustle Tine's birthday, world famous. We have not called him World Famous Matt Hustle Tine in so long. Also, while we're talking about birthdays, we can't forget my dad turned 70. He, that is the hottest picture he's ever taken on your Instagram. Guys, go look at it. You look so hot.

Lee looks so hot. So, okay, we got to address this. And then we're going to talk your dad was. No, stop. We're going to address this. And then we're going to transition into more Instagram photo announcements. We'll get there. But I posted a picture of my dad and I.

I'd rarely post my dad on my Instagram feed. and people were like saying he was hot. He is hot. But I don't, okay, so here's the thing. I understand people are like that he has a vibe on him and people think he's attractive, but he wasn't like a hot dad when I was like growing up. You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

It wasn't like people were like your dad's hot. Like you have a dillth. It was not like that. I swear to God, he started his glow up at like 65. He got that salt and pepper hair. He started covering his crack up a little more. He's, I think he's like some people are born to be, you know, blonde, Brunette, Redhead. He's born to be

like silver hair. And he has hair, by the way. You don't see how many of his age that have hair. He's hot. I've always thought your dad was hot. Okay. You weren't kind of one of the OGs. Of the original person thought your dad was hot. But people were saying the funniest stuff in the comments and he doesn't have Instagram. So I was like telling him, I was like, Mom, did you read him

some comments? And she was like he was loving these comments. He has fans. He's hot. Listen, guys, go look at the post. It's on Ashley's Instagram. You look great to in that photo. Okay. So that was my big Instagram moment, was my dad's 70th. And because we didn't really get to go so hard on the 69 last year. So we really went hard on the 70th. We were together as a family in Dewey Beach. It was really great. Met some girls got to eat fans in and around Dewey. People are coming to Philly. It was really nice. But during all this, it was. So it was on my dad's 70th. July 7th, July 7, July 7, the 2021. Raina. A day which will live in infamy. Not infamy.

Raina went Instagram official with her boyfriend, and then he, the world stopped. He went crazy, okay? First of all, did you know, okay, just let you. I just, I just, I didn't tell you because I wanted to be surprised. I wanted you to be proud of me that I came up with a caption without you. But we've been talking about when I was going to do it for a long time. Also, he doesn't care at all.

Like the second week, he was like, do you do whatever you want. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I thought, like, when should I do this? And I think everybody's like, when do I go? Like Instagram official with my boyfriend in general. And I want to wait like a little bit longer than like the average person because I talk about him a lot of the show. And I feel like I expose a lot of our private life in general. And he does have a podcast also where he talks about me.

So I mean, now that I like say who he is, you could go listen to his show and like people can like hear more about our relationship. So I wanted to try to keep it a little more private. But I don't know. I think about like when you're supposed to post somebody and it's like I don't know, there's no right time. Like I think like when they're comfortable with it and you're comfortable and you feel like I have like a solid. base with this person. But like, I guess the fear is like we're going to break up and it's going to be embarrassing or something. But like, who cares? People break up sometimes. And I think it's like when you feel like you've a solid base with a person, like just do it. Why not? It's fun to

share that. People just want to be excited for you and happy for you. And like, you guys have been so supportive. It's the most, it's the most engagement I've ever got in my life. I mean, I was like, should I do this? Yeah. Ashley's like going to go get a boyfriend now. I was like, should I hit it harder and get a boyfriend? I want this kind of attention. No, it just everybody's different and like you have a podcast about dating and sex like I think you're going to hold it a little closer to the vest too and like make sure it's for real for real before you put him on the feet because and then the our community kind of like descends on him not in a bad way not like it's there like what's this guy about yeah like they want to know you know it's kind of like you don't have as much privacy right you're a public person and so when now people know who your boyfriend is like you guys made it official between the two of you even before that you know obviously oh yeah privately but I I think also, like, because we have a dating relationship podcast, I want you guys to feel like you're taking advice from somebody who picks a good person to have in their life, you know?

And I think he's just like the best person. I feel really solid in the relationship. I feel like he's intentional in what he says. I feel like he draws good boundaries. I feel like he does what he says he's going to do. I've never, he's the first person I've ever dated that I've never like paused to be like, this feels weird. This thing he did feels shady or not true.

Or like, he's never given me pause ever. And so I'm like looking at. at him outside. He's his headphones on. He's literally here. Raina told him to go draw outside. He was like, sketching something. And we were like, we have to record. Raina was like, go draw outside. Be like all emo by the pool. But, you know, he's never done. I didn't give me pause. I watch him interact with my family and my friends. Well, not my family, but my friends. And I'm always like, that's like a solid person. I like him. I trust him. I really care about him. So I'm excited to like show the world and talk about him and be like, I really care about this person. This is who I want to be

with. So I posted the photo and I got nervous. I made him post it. I made him hit like a no. You were like you hit the button. You hit the button. And then I went to the bathroom and I came out and he posted a photo of us into a whole ass Instagram story about us. Oh, we did a story too. A long story about us. I missed that. So the way that we met was so you guys know, oh, I love this. So the way that we met was we've Greg Barron on the show one year ago in April Ashley and I did. Who wrote he's just not that into you. He's writer and sex in the city. Greg invited Ashley and I to do his podcast that he does with somebody else. Ashley couldn't make it that day. So I did it. I mean, I actually didn't cancel that day.

I was going through some shit. But it was good to, you know, people sometimes want us separately anyway. So it was like great that it worked out. But yeah. And then Greg co-hosted with somebody and this guy like popped on the screen. I was like, oh, he's really cute. And our, so that's my boyfriend. And our first conversation was about him saying he's like getting back into the dating world and doesn't like know how to talk to girls on apps and like he's asking like why people ask for dick pics and our first talk is this it's a filmed conversation and me talking about to send dick pics to other girls which spoiler alert the episode today is about dickpicks and nudes. Oh yeah this is so perfect.

So perfect. So I love that we have that forever and then I was like, wait, I want your dick pics. So he posted that Instagram story of that video that day. I was like, I really like went hard today or relax. Oh, he had posted that. What? He put it on his story that day. Oh, the day you became official.

He was like, this was the time we first met. I can't believe I missed that. I would have reacted to it, for sure. No, but I just remember seeing that clip and was just like, I had good energy from him. I mean, I think even just like looking at him, you're like, looks like a solid guy, his kind eyes. He just seems like down to earth and really cool. And I feel like there's something so many times when I'm like, Rina, like, tell me the tea. You know, like, I mean, you tell me about your sex life and stuff.

He's in the audience, too. Yeah. But you, there's no, like, there's no drama. Like, you would just, like, and that's the best thing. Like, that's how it should feel. This isn't exclusive to you and Kane. This is how it should actually feel any happy couple will tell you. It should feel easy.

I mean, relationships are hard. Marriages are hard. We all know that. But, like, at the beginning, it should feel, like, not stressed and not that you need to run something by me that's your, that's on your mind and that's, like, weighing heavy on you because he did this thing and you're misinterpreting it or you don't understand it or, like, you feel or, like, that's not how you're supposed to feel. Like, it's supposed to be like, he does what he says he's going to do.

he makes me feel comfortable. I trust this person. Like, we're on the same page. Yeah, thank you for saying that. And that's how I feel about him. That's the first person I felt like that in a long time

where I don't have to constantly be like, Ashley, like, what does this mean? Or like, why would he say this? He didn't show. Or like, you know,

we have friends, like, they don't even if their boyfriend's going to show up sometimes to something. And like, it should feel, it's like such a cliche that it should feel easy.

But like, it just, it feels easy and it should feel easy. Yeah. And so that's how I feel. And so I was ready do the Instagram post and I did it. And you're like a good testament to like you can feel really safe and comfortable and have like

mind-blowing sex. Yeah. Let's just be real with it. Yeah. I mean, everybody knows at this point. No, we were fucking all week. It's great. Listen, I don't want to hear about that.

We are bedrooms right next to each other and I actually don't want to hear about that. Any other time I would want to know the details, but not when we're sharing a wall. So yes, like you don't have to settle for like this person makes me feel safe and comfortable and he shows up for when he's going to, but he's just kind of mediocre in bed. You can have both. I mean, I know it's a new relationship, but bottom line is, like, you can have both of those things. Yeah. And I feel like I've those those things.

I mean, it's a new relationship. Who knows what's going to happen long term. But I feel like it's a good, solid base. And I don't need to be with anybody. I don't care. I have a good life. I'm happy. You and I have a good friendship.

You and I have a lot of friends. We have a good business. Like, I don't need to be with anybody. I want to be with him. And I will wait forever for that feeling, you know? And he's just so, this is all the cane intro? We're just looking at him. He's great with the group.

I mean, these are all, these are like, Raina's friends with these people in the house, but they're more my friends and now they're your friends, but like, you know, they were all strangers to him. I mean,

he met him briefly on the birthday boat of yours. But yeah, I mean, he just fits in so well. He like slides right in and he's just great to be around. Yeah, well, I'm glad that you like him. Yeah, well, I'm glad that you like him. I'm glad you like each other

because now it's just the three of us. Oh, we'll take here. Yeah. Yeah, so Raina's, it's your official. It was incredible. Oh, but yeah, so then I didn't know that was coming, but I felt an energy. I felt like it was coming soon. And I was like, if she does this in my birthday, I swear to God, okay.

And then he posted it and I had commented, like, was Instagram even ready for this? And so many people were like, we weren't. Like, no, we are. We aren't ready. It was a big moment for me. I was very excited. I felt very famous that day. And then people started reaching out to me like friends of mine.

Friends of mine, I'm so happy for you, like so over. People were acting like I am so accompli. for getting a boyfriend. Ashley and I have a successful business. You got, we toured internationally. I didn't get this much fan fodder for it. Yeah. If you're like, you got a boyfriend,

no one ever thought you could do this. We sold out the Wiltern in L.A., this huge theater. They're like, that was cool. But Raina, one of you guys got a boyfriend? This is huge news. So, we just maybe have a couple wrecks, sort of. I just feel like I have to talk about sex life. Like, I just have to talk about it.

It's one of my favorite shows. Raina has not yet watched it. No. And I watched it like with the house, like with the group, like last week or to, you know, when we got here that first weekend, when it was raining all weekend, like the weekend of Fourth of July. So we watched it in full and, some people were in and out. But I was me and one other guy were the people that stayed for every episode, every moment. I didn't miss a moment. I loved it so much.

It's so fucking hot and sexy. Like I have a story that I'm going to say for next week that I was like so juiced up that like something kind of crazy happened basically because I was like. so horned up from watching this show. I'll save it for next week. It's a long story. And we'll just leave you guys in the cliffhanger. It involves like a hinge date. It's a whole thing. But I just love it. The acting's not great. I think people think like the dialogue and the writing and the acting is like subpar. It has like a 30% of Rotten Tomatoes or something. But like it's just so hot and sexy. And I think that it's so relevant to us because the theme of it is this woman who's married and kind of dissatisfied with the sex life and her otherwise perfect marriage. And she's like

journaling and reflecting on past sex. sexual partners and how she used sleep with those guys and one guy in particular who is like the star of the show and a lot of it's just flashbacks of them and I won't give much more away but I find that topic so fascinating you and you and I dissect that all the time you know and the whole the whole thing of it is can you have it all can you have the like stability and the husband and the kids and the house in the suburbs in Connecticut and can you also have this like mind-blowing sex and this desire and so it explores that and again I just I really it's a fucking hot show and And I mean, everybody's talking about the dick scene, whatever.

I want you to watch it and then we can unpack it again. I'll talk about it every week. I don't care. I know. But I just really loved it. Another really cool thing. Some people know this. Some people don't.

That the lead actress of the show, like the main character of the show, is in a real-life relationship with the guy who plays her ex on the show, Brad, like the lead actor, basically. They met on the set of the show. There's like a rumor that she left her now ex-husband for him. But the timing doesn't really look like that. But she was falling for this guy. while they were filming all these hot sex scenes and stuff. So I just think that's a really cool thing about the show too.

I mean, they're in a full-blown real-life relationship. You can follow them on Instagram. They're very much in love. So I just love that too. And it's on Netflix. I didn't say that earlier. And I just, I really recommend it. I feel like I wouldn't recommend it if you're kind of dissatisfied in your marriage.

I don't know. Maybe it'll push you one way or the other. But I just feel like, I don't know if that's, maybe you wouldn't watch that with your husband. If you're dissatisfied with the sex, I don't know. I really enjoy it. it. And so I found it to be a great show. I know, I got to watch it. Swept a nation, guys.

My wreck this week is a movie. It's called Zola. I loved it. It was based on a Twitter thread from 2015. Rolling Stone called it like the most epic stripper thread of all the time, stripper tale of all the time. This girl basically was a stripper. She made another girl. They went to another city together to strip. One of them ends up like tricken. I think it's called tricken. And her pimp and her boyfriend come. And it's this

like epic saga of these two strippers essentially and it's it's really there's some like upsetting themes obviously prostitution in it and women being taken advantage of but they they push it right up to the edge it's a really uncomfortable sarcastic funny edgy movie it's a short watch it's 90 minutes um and i just thought it was absolutely fantastic the acting was amazing it's such a different kind of movie and it's short it's i love the way it's shot so check it out zola um i think it's in theaters right now okay and i did watch the hustler in the housewife now this is weeks old. Does anyone even care? But I don't want to lie to our audience

because we said we would review it. I mean, we can just make it short. Like, I recommend watching it. You know, it's about Erica Jane and Tom Girardi. You did so good. I did so good. I just, I enjoyed watching it, but I, like, felt like it made me sick.

Like, I think he's, like, the scum of the earth and he should rot in jail forever. Like, it's fucking disgusting, like, stealing from your clients, but also these really vulnerable people and, like, widows and, like, you know, people would burn victims. You know, I found him to be, like,

disgusting and it was almost like painful to watch. And then what the big question is like, do you feel like she knew? Yeah, I mean, and also she's a real housewife at Beverly Hills. He was a big famous lawyer and essentially it came out that he was robbing all of his clients. Very vulnerable people. Widows, people lost their children and their families and things like that. It's really a horrifying thing. And yes, the big question is like, did he know?

And it brings up a lot of themes of like, do these type of shows glorify that kind of thing and that type of wealth? And should we be like, should we push people to show that type of wealth? My feeling is that she probably didn't know. I believe all the things that she said about her marriage, about him being a cheater and manipulative and all those things. I don't believe that's why she left, you know? Did she know?

I don't know. Who knows? But, like, I do believe that you know that you're married to a sociopath. I do believe that, like, you don't wake up and think, like, oh, my God, you've seen me such a nice person. Like, I don't think that, listen, if the IRS didn't know, if the FBI to CIA, all these different, like, boards that are supposed to know, didn't know. How would this woman know?

Yeah. But I think you probably knew you weren't married to a very nice person, and the wealth seemed a little extreme for what he does. Yeah, like for what he did. Like that's not how, yeah, you can really be a wealthy lawyer. You know, it just, it was extreme. Even from the outside, people were like, oh, this feels a little, I don't know. Hulu, if you guys want to watch it, well, again, it was like two weeks ago. We're like, we're going to run pack it. I think it's fascinating. I loved watching it. But yes, it does make you sick to see, like, what people are capable of. and it's just an interesting, like, did she know kind of thing.

Yeah, the bold type ended, the series ended, the finale, I cried my eyes out. So that's over. And yeah, that's too hot to handle, season two. I watched it, I finished it. Yeah, that's all we got. That's it. We missed you guys. We're so glad we're back.

It was so hard to edit down what we were doing for this intro because I was like, oh my God, I have so much stuff I want to talk to you guys about. Yeah, and I have a really hilarious, hilarious story coming next week. I can't wait to tell it. We just got to keep it, you know, manageable. with this episode. It's about taking nudes and really feeling yourself. Spotify playlist. The playlist for this week is going to be like about feeling yourself. You might want to put it on while you're taking those nudes and sending those sex. So check it out. Spotify, search us as a profile.

Girls got to eat and we have bunch of, we put out a playlist usually every week that's like thematic with the episode and there's other episodes in there and songs and the whole thing. You guys know by now we talk about every week. So let's get into our topic. Nudes. I am excited to talk about nudes. I am excited to talk about news. And I have to say, like, I feel so inspired by our listeners. We're going to get into tips later and tricks. You guys have to do such amazing things. And I was so inspired by them that while I was writing notes for the episode, I just like aimed my camera down to shot a pick of a nude of myself and sent it off. A hundred percent. You guys inspired me. Also, our younger

listeners, they have way more miles on taking nudes than we do. They've been having the camera phone since they were probably middle school. Front facing cameras. Congratulations. Try to take one without a front facing camera. I got a camera phone. I got the first camera phone. What was it? I mean, it was an LG. Did the LG flip phone take photos? Yeah, so it was a flip phone.

It took like 10 photos. No, there was no face-tune back then. There was nothing you did with them. There was just like a grainy photo. And I remember the guy was dating at the time who, looking back, I've talked about this guy before. I had my first orgasm with him. If that guy would have had a smartphone, my phone would have been filled with dick.

Like that guy was so. Proud of his dick. Like, he was so sexual and so proud of his dick. Had he had a camera phone in that summer that we dated with this like summer romance, I don't even, I wouldn't have been able to keep up. Like, now that I think about, I would have been taking so many nudes,

like, because I would have somebody to send him to, but I didn't really even, did you take nudes with a point shoot? You know, like we didn't really get into the nude game until later. I didn't take them on my LG, like grainy phone and take them on my blackberry,

certainly, that I used for work. Oh my God. A blackberry nude. I just wasn't out here like taking nudes and stuff. I just wasn't doing it. And then before that, what was I going to use like my like actual point in shoots

and like develop them? That's what I'm saying. And mail them to somebody. I feel like I must have done that at some point. I was like a little weirdo. But I, I do like a nude. I really like it.

I like it from somebody that I am dating that is solicited from. But I love a nude. I want them. And I've made an about face. Because for years I was like, you know, I will send you a thousand nudes.

I don't ever need them back. I'm all set. Now I will take. take news. I will take videos of you jerking off. I want it all. And I've dated some guys with a beautiful cocks that never sent me their dickpicks. But I will send and receive all day long. While they're sleeping. They're like, why is the ring light out? You're like, don't worry about it. It's huge violation. You're like, just go back to sleep. I love a dick pick. I want it all. I told you my... I'm just picturing like... Like stage bombing your dickpicks. Like the ring lights

Instead of she's trying to be really quiet, like tiptoeing around, trying to capture this guy's dick. It's not okay, guys. We're not condoning that. I'm just getting a funny visual. My man now sleeps so hard. I bet I could. Honestly. But do you need to, will he send you dick pick?

He's, yeah, he has sent me one dick pick. It is so funny, and he left live mode on by accident. We'll get to it. Yeah, we'll get to it. But he used a timer and live mode, so I see him, like, getting ready. No, no, no. He sent me one. He said it's the first one.

He's ever sent. Well, he was in a relationship with somebody for like eight or nine years. So, I mean, I don't know what the fuck they did, but maybe that's why they're divorced. Oh, my God. He didn't send enough nudes to each other. We're going to deep dive in dick pics later, but we want to like talk to the ladies. And I like them. So I want to know how you feel about getting them.

Getting them? I mean, I'm sending them. Yeah. I mean, I like a sexy photo. Like, dicks, full blown dicks. I mean, not. The way you said that, dicks, full blown dicks. I mean, unsolicited is a fucking violation.

I think it's gross. I think it's like forceful and I don't think you should go out with that guy. Like here's my dick whether you want to see it or not. No. Like if you're sexting and you've met

and the vibe is there, that's a little different. But like some guys do that and I think it's a weird fucking thing they get off to sending unsolicited dick pics and I do not endorse it. I mean, if I'm dating a guy and I ask for it,

I think it depends on like the type of shot. I guess my ideal photo from a guy that I'm into is like more of a like a hard dick outline type of vibe. You know, like a shot in the mirror. I love to see a guy's body

if I'm attracted to him, if we're dating, if we're having sex. So like any sort of like shirtless selfie in the mirror, I'm down for it. If you have a hard dick and like a pair of boxer briefs,

like that's what I want. Like if I could, my perfect, which is not a nude because it's, you're not fully nude, but I guess my perfect like turn on of a photo

is that kind of thing of like full outline. You're hard. Or maybe you're grass. grabbing your dick. I don't really just want the total close-up coming up from the grundle. Like, I don't really want that. I think maybe I would be more down with the aerial shot. If you're, like, maybe he's laying down and it's coming, you know, he's shooting like out and he's holding it. You know what I mean? Like a jerk off, like pose, kind of. But I'm down to

send sexy photos all the time. I don't know that I've ever sent like a full nude, like, you know, vagina with, that shows my face and stuff. I don't know that anybody has that actually. Like, I've done some, like, miming, like, you like, mimey masturbation. Like, this is my lower body or my tits or maybe topless with my face. But I don't think there's, like, any photos out there that are like Ashley Hustlton's face and vagina. So I want to talk about subtlety.

Yeah. But I want to back up to what you said for one second about unsolicited. I don't want it. I mean, it feels predatory to me. Predatory is the word. There's two different things. Like, first of all, if it's not predatory, if you actually think this is a way to get girls,

I would love to see the return rate on that. We've talked to this on the show before. Like, I wonder how many guys are sending that and the response is like, oh my God, I'm so into that. Like, thank you so much. I can't, listen, if you're turned on by that, go off. Great, that's great.

That's great. But like, the one time it worked for one person, that's what they heard, and so they keep doing it. The only other reason to do it is to, like, frighten women and scare them and shock them. And, like, I feel like it's, like, not welcome.

it's not warranted. I didn't put anything out there to make you do this. And it feels like a huge violation. I like I fucking hate it. Absolutely. And while we're here, I mean, we're going to go over a couple ground rules and like,

you know, things up top of like, don't ever feel pressured into this. Don't ever. Don't ever feel like you owe somebody photos, especially if they sent you one. Like the second someone sends you a photo and then like kind of just trying to coerce you

and to send anyone back. Like you owe me block that person's number. It's so fucking gross. And like, I think also, guys kind of pressuring you to send nudes is a terrible behavior. But also, I think sometimes send picks doesn't necessarily always mean nudes. It's a way to flirt. Like it can, it can be like a sexy selfie or like I was talking to this guy. He was younger. And he was always sending me

selfies like via Instagram, like which, you know, same kind of Snapchat style. So we can always, we can compare this to Snapchat too. And I think that was just his way of flirting. And like they weren't, there were not nudity. Like they were like a close. He had like a mustache at one point. Like they were like close up funny shots. Some of them were kind of funny. But like it was a flirtation way.

So it kind of made me realize like that's he's flirting. And like I'm happy to reciprocate not with nudes. Like I think sometimes you hear send picks. Yes, if you say send nudes, if the message is clear. But it doesn't always necessarily mean that someone like wants to see your tits, your pussy, you know? I just think you should feel like fun and flirting and enjoyable.

And like if it feels like I don't want to do this, if it feels like a chore, like I also like don't know. need dick, like dick pics. I'll take dirty talk over that any day. Like, I'd rather, like, masturbate to, like, you saying crazy shit to me. But, like, I don't know if it doesn't feel fun, don't do it. If it feels like, I don't feel confident, I don't feel good about myself. I don't want this person to have this. Like, it's not such a hot. Don't fucking do it. Yeah. You should feel like you're excited by this. Like, you want to masturbate to this shit. You want to turn this guy on by how hot you look. If it's not in your wheelhouse, you don't want to do it. Don't do it.

Right. If you're not excited about it, don't do it. Don't do it, girl. I'm not going to do it, I did it. I'm very excited about this because we asked you guys what your tips were and Ashley and I are also experts to taking nudes. And I was so excited by your tips. And there was such a large range of stuff. So like from tips and tricks to set up to just like making yourself feel good before you doing something like this, I'm always so impressed by you guys. We just think you guys are so smart and sexy. So we're going to give you guys all kinds of tips and tricks.

I put them into categories of feeling yourself. Bathroom is one. Lighting and setup. Sound and lighting. There's all kinds of different ones. I feel like I learned a lot. There's one I was like, that's not going to work. And then we asked her, I asked our assistant.

She was like, that's amazing. So I'll tell you what that was. Also, I would just like to say, no matter what nude you take, people are just going to be excited to get them. Whatever you do, however you look, the person that you were sending it to, your boyfriend, your girlfriend, some random person, just excited to get it. You know? Yeah, absolutely.

Just be confident and excited. Yeah. And whatever. If you want to just take them for yourself, like I still got to do this boudoir shoe. Like I don't know how much longer my body's going to look like this. You look great. I just,

I want to document. I feel like very Samantha Jones. Like when she got the naked photos taken just for her day himself, she hung him in her, in her condo. Like you can always take sexy photos just to document and have for yourself. And I can't recommend boudoir photos enough. Like if you really want to like do it the professional way.

And those people are highly trained. And like to do what's like sexy, we mentioned her before, own boudoir in Atlanta. I have not met with her. One day, our day will come, but my friends have all gotten boudoir photos with her. And having a professional kind of walk you through can even set you up later

for like sexy photos. Because you can go to her Instagram, own boudoir, and you see like you're like, I never would have thought of that. It's like so sexy. It's like my favorite porn accounts. One of our listeners said,

like just go to boudoir photographer or Instagram. I thought that was so brilliant. I wouldn't have thought because in my mind, I'm like porn photos, but those aren't the same as what I'm going to send. You know, boudoir is suggestive. It's still subtle sometimes. And you can get great tips.

Yes, that's a great idea. So, I mean, we record, like, that's just the only one I really can think of right now. But I mean, you know, obviously you want to book with a professional and get those photos. But if you're just going to do it at home, DIY, get some info on those accounts. I love that tip. Should we start with feeling yourself or lighting and set up? Lighting and set up.

Okay. Okay. Lots of stuff about lighting. Get LED lights and set them. to red in your dark bedroom. I love like a red light. Yeah. When we had the,

before we got all of our furniture and stuff in here, I was just up here in the studio and I had the one neon light that a friend gave to us. And when it got dark out and then I just turned the neon light on, it was like pink and purple in here.

I took one photo and put it on my Instagram. I like legs in the air. I never really did nudes. But I like considered it. That lighting is incredible. Red is super hot. Super hot. Okay.

So I have this thing. It's above my, it's a framed photograph above my toilet. Nobody ever knows it's me, so nobody ever asks me about it. But I was in a hotel in Miami. The lighting was red. I turned off all the lights and there was like this red lighting. It's just like an LED strip. And I stood in front of the mirror. So it's just full back, like my naked back and my butt. And I took like a hundred nudes with this red lighting. And I looked at my camera. I looked at my phone. And it's just like tiles of like a hundred different photos. And so I screenshot that. Just the

top of the full screen of my nudes and I blew it up and I have it in my apartment now. Like it's a photo. It looks really cool. But yeah, yeah, nobody ever knew. notices that it's me. But it's this gorgeous red lighting. And I like also like intensified it by like editing a little bit like because obviously I was printing it. It wasn't to send to somebody. But that like 70s orange red lighting so hot. And this isn't like a big to do you guys. It's just like you can change out your light bulb or like I said like the lighting that I got in here was just from a neon light or like just go on Amazon. Like we don't just set up a fucking studio in your bedroom. Like this is easy. I want to make it clear. Like just Amazon it. I don't I don't

fucking know. We were a friend that did this. Ringlight, oil, your stuff up a bit with coconut oil, leather jacket and heels. I mean, if you want to break out the studio, you know, put some towels down, oil and a ringlight, we have a friend that did this. Oh, she poured oil all over herself. But you can just lube yourself up and just be like shiny. It's very poor. A ring light, can't recommend it enough. Again, decent, cheap ones on Amazon. Someone said class it up with the black and white. That's always sexy. Yeah, switch it up. It's just a different kind of look. Lights off, light a candle, take a pick in a mirror.

I love that and it's like very sexy and suggestive right in front of a candle. You can also be like I got this new candle. Like I just, you know, I just love stuff like that. I love it. It's very like, it's very you. Look at my new candle. Backlighting. Backlighting always makes you look thin.

Okay. I love a backlight. Okay. First thing in the morning, just morning sunlight through the windows, no lights. Okay, I like that natural light. I love that. Tripod and a remote. I didn't know this is a hot tip,

but you can buy, my favorite ring light, which is also a tripod, it was like $20 on Amazon. It was just, it was so cheap, and I just bought it and it comes to the remote.

Yeah. Okay, put your phone on the ceiling fan and use an Apple Watch to take picks, full body shots. I love this, because this girl is like, I can't understand it. I don't have an Apple Watch.

If you have climbed up to the ceiling, I think you've gone in the wrong direction. You guys, be careful also. We have insurance, so if anything goes wrong, you can't sue us on these. I love that so many people submitted, not just tips and tricks, but just an idea on feeling yourself because, like, I don't love to take a photo in the moment because I'm not always feeling sexy. Half the time I'm, like, texting you dirty shit, I'm like working.

100%. Like, that's the thing. Like, when you find the moment, you feel the moment, you take the photo for whenever you're going to send it. So, yeah, it's rarely of like, I got to bang out this photo. it's time. But I'm glad this. Screenshot the photos. We had a friend that told us this about timestamps on photos that you reuse.

Well, we know how time stamps work. No, but they can see when the photo was taken. So if it's old, screenshot it and send it in the moment. Yeah. People can see what time you sent when you took the photo. Yeah, yeah. Time stamps, hot take, but it will go... This is a hot take to me. I did not know this. Oh, you didn't know? Oh, yeah. It will go to like where it was taken in their camera roll even sometimes. So like, you send someone photo that was taken in December 2018, it might just go into their phone and go all the way up there

to December 2018. So screenshot is always a good idea. Also, this is like a random thing, but like while we're here, if you face tune something, like if you go and you face tune, you don't want to do a little, which we think go all natural, but let's say you just go in there, you want to do a little nip, a little tuck, a little smoothing. When you export that photo, like if you were to send it in an email as an attachment or like, you know, airdrop to your desktop or whatever, it does. save is like FaceTune in the image name. Yeah, rename that shit. So just rename it. So it doesn't matter when it's in your phone. But if you are sending to someone, also who cares? You know, like, yeah, whatever, I face tuned this. I smoothed it out. But like, that's just a hot tip while we're here.

That an image, that's its file name if it came from FaceTune. So if you send it to someone, try it. Just email. Try to email a photo from Facetune. It'll say like FaceTune, yada, yada, dot JPEG. Stay woke, guys. I loved this to turn yourself on. So like, mastil masturbate a little so that you're like feeling sexy. I mean, the chemicals that go into your brain when you were like really turned on. I mean, it's like being drunk for me. It's like I'm willing to do some weird shit and I'm not drunk at all, you know?

Yeah, I don't recommend doing many things drinking or drunk, you know, but this is actually one of them. Like you really do, oh, I think, I think I've taken like so many nudes and sexy photos after some drinks. Like that's when you just feel like weird. You feel yourself. Yeah. Don't hide your imperfections.

Nothing is sexier than how you look. I love that even though we just went on a FaceTune rant. But that was just a hack. But I think whatever makes you feel best about yourself? Sometimes I got to smooth something. Sometimes I'm just like, I'm really looking. When I was writing these tips down the other day, I just fired one off and sent it right away. Yeah, go off.

FaceTune anything. He knows what that looks like. Okay. This is not for everybody, but I like the idea of it. Make a night out of it with your friends, hair, makeup, outfits, and take each other's picks. And this is when I think you can take more subtle picks. I'm not going to have my friends taking photos of me masturbating. But I,

Britney does for Jacks. Ashley won't get that reference. But if you guys watch Vanderpump Rules, she had Stasi and Lala come over. And like, you definitely, like, think of your friends that are like your hype machine

that are a little bit more like sexually charged and know how to tell you how to move your body. Like that is so fun to like have a couple of cocktails to your girlfriends and like have them take photos of you because they can get those angles you can't. It's a fun night. It is a fun night. Do makeup, do hair.

I love it. I wouldn't do it with you. I feel like you and me wouldn't do it. But also like we've all had those moments on the beach. Like I'm thinking of when we were all in Dewey last summer. And everybody was getting like a sexy-ish bikini shot for their, for their own Instagram. Like you posted the one with the hot dogs and stuff. But we were like, we took some of Meryl.

She had like a little cheeky bottom on. And we were like, we were all like directing her. We all took those photos in the hot tub on that boat. Like I think it's just like getting those photos in general. And we were all just like yelling at each other like in a positive way. like hugging each other positively. That really was like such a fun day. So yeah,

just make sure you're feeling yourself. You'll get more creative. You'll get more into it. And then bank those photos for later, screenshot them and change the names. Mm-hmm. Okay. And then the bathroom category.

It was just a lot of stuff about bathroom. Yeah. Post shower pick dripping with water. This is hot. I do like it. I'm just trying to, is this a tripod situation? Like, you know what I mean?

Like, no, I would take it in the mirror in the bathroom. Oh, in the mirror. Yeah. There was a different one about taking your phone into the shower. But this one is just like you haven't fully dried off yet. Love it.

You're just like wet in life. You know? And you have to worry about like hair and makeup. Like I think that's so nice. Yeah. And like natural and sexy. There is another one. Set your phone on a tripod and film yourself dancing in a shower.

It's a little extra work. But I do love the idea of somebody like getting like a little video of me like in the shower. Yeah. All wet. That's so hot. Sure. Dance like no one's watching. Dance like everyone's watching.

place your phone in the closed toilet lid front camera on up the skirt view. We talked about this with Hannah and Des not too long ago, the FaceTime sex of like the upskirt view. I think it's a tons of people recommended this. Up the skirt with some panties on. It really turns me on. When you get out of the shower, wipe away part of the steamy mirror for a pick.

This came up a lot. I saw this in there a lot. I love this because it can be kind of blurry, you know, kind of like what's going on here. I just love that vibe. But yeah, just the steamy mirror. I think that's sexy. So sexy.

And this last one, like, I wouldn't have thought to do it. I thought this was, like, so retro. But white tanked out, plus a shower, wet t-shirt all the way. I thought it was a little retro to do, like, wet t-shirt contest with yourself. But, like, that's pretty hot. It's so hot. Like, that's my kind of vibe. And it shows.

Like, anything that speaks like it's from the 90s, MTV Spring Break. I just love it. Like, get your nipples hard. Put on a white tank, get it all wet. It shows effort. Yeah. I love it. So hot.

Well, and that's, like, just wet or not. just a shirt that shows your nipples. Like, I have plenty of white tanks that show, like, Ariola, but I have so many shirts that are just, you see my full nipple. I wear them out all the time. I don't care. Like, I'm always like, I'm always like, I'm always like, newly dating somebody, you can always be like, what do you think of this shirt?

What do you think of this outfit? Like, I remember one time I was dating somebody, I posted that, I have that naked body suit. It's pretty crazy. And from afar, it just looks like I'm naked. And he, he texts me. the guy was seen at the time, he was like, I'm zooming in so hard on this. And I was like, here's the photo. Like, I'm going to send you the high res.

Like, just ask me for it. You know what I mean? Like, he was like, I'm zooming in so hard on that Instagram photo. I'm like, do you want the outtakes? Like, let me send you some. Just go to Ashley's Instagram. You'll get it. You'll see it.

And then we just got tons of random, like, one-offs that aren't in a category. But this is one of my favorite ones that we got. I never would have thought of this. Have a girlfriend take Polaroids with you and give them as a gift to your significant other. and then I added or leave these around the house for him to find. I love the idea that you would just like scatter nudes around the house. I think we did talk about this before.

I think we did it was very early on because I have a girlfriend that did this. And again, this is like with the, if you do a boudoir shoot, they'll give you those smaller photos and you can just like leave them around the house. I love it. I love it to tangible gift. I think that's awesome. A hundred percent. And also, Polars are like a little bit grainy, you know, like you don't have to like

be out of your editing them. That's a way to keep her, keep the romance alive. You just put like a nude in the silverware. drawer. Like, yeah. Or in their suitcase. Oh, my God. If they're going out of town.

Oh, I love that. Fill it with pallor rides. I love that. Fill it with the fillet. Take their clothes out. Shear, see-through white shirt, pulled down to avid cleavage, hard nips. That's a great, great idea. I love it just like a white shirt.

You and I both have these and I love these. Be naked, but cover everything. So it's like my photo with the banana bread. We're like, my legs are crossed. My arms are crossed. I'm clearly butt naked. but it's on my Instagram. You can't see anything.

I love the suggestivity of it. And you had a great one that you took in a hotel where you just crossed your legs and crossed your breasts. And like it's so hot. Still has yet to see the lighted day. One of these days.

One of these days. When I finally send that to somebody, I got a really screenshot so that doesn't have a timestamp. They're going to be like February 2020. What? Yeah. No, that's my,

that was in like, a full-length mirror next to the bed. So I didn't, you know, that was easy to dig. But yeah, legs crossed. So, like, covering vagina and then, like, aren't, like, over my tits. But you could still see, like, cleavage. And it was, like, very, very naked.

So hot. Have a friend hold up your tities for the perfect lift. That is so funny. They're, like, underneath your tities. Uh-huh. Yeah, that's, like, um, influencers in the wild. Okay. I love this.

Short video of you gently tracing your thighs and hips. Also, to me, it's like, suggestive. You don't have to have like cooter out in the photo. I just, I love the suggestivity of it all. Yeah, lightly tracing. I love that. Yeah, you can be wearing like little boy shorts even. This is not need to be nude. Naked with an apron on. I love. Always. Just cook naked. This is one that I use a lot. Lay on your stomach over the shoulder butt shot. I mean, you don't even just to suck in. It's amazing. Your body always looks amazing. What I would do for those is I would bend my knees and I'd cross my legs. at the ankles. They can see your feet a little bit and your legs are in the air and it makes your back and your booty arch a little bit more.

Yeah. And this is usually great in a hotel. Like if you have that big mirror, like I took one of these when we were Miami last. And then if you also feel like you're not, the point is to see some cleavage and then also your butt. So if you feel like your butt's not puffing up enough, just put a little bit pillow under your crotch. Get your butt puffed up.

I do it in selfie mode over my own shoulder. Oh, okay. Over your own shoulder. Yeah, I like, and I can see your whole back and your back is naked and your like knees are bent. And if you're, if you're guys a foot guy, he can also see your feet. Oh, in your feet. Yeah, I took one like in the mirror, you know, laying down like that. And it was like cleavage and then like you could see my butt.

That's very hot. Okay. The morning skinny is so powerful. Is that post poop? Post poop nude. I'm like, who is she? She's so thin. She has a half.

The morning. You guys like did a couple of like, you know, take pictures like your reflection in something. So take a pick of your reflection and your vibrator's handle. I mean, I love a reflection. I know a girl that takes nudes in the Peloton screen. Uh-huh. Which is like, first of all, you're nude on a Peloton. So go off. You know what I mean? Like, it's just like you can see that reflection. I love it. And it's again, it's like subtle. It's like switch it up. Someone else said like in your TV, which is sort of the same thing. Well, and it takes a minute to be like, oh, she's showing me a Peloton class. She's doing no, no, she's

not. I like that in a Peloton screen or a TV. Like you. Like, you. You could send it and say like, you know, are you watching any good shows recently? Yes. Love that. Watching those tities. Where an article of his closing to pose with and just cover part of your body. I love this. If you ever have a guy that you took his t-shirt or you took something like boxers with

no top, like whatever it is, always like do that. I've been doing that for my whole life. I mean, who wouldn't love that? It's so hot, right? Okay. I'm wondering what you think of this. I've never heard of this ever and that's so rare for me. Take a video, do a ton of poses and screenshot the poses.

is. Yeah, I mean, I think this could work. I think now the phones have gotten so much better. Like, iPhones have gotten so much better. Like, back in the day, those would have probably been a little grainy. But I think, like, the screenshots from videos are so clear. And then obviously, you just hit, like, pause and just kind of, like, go through the frames. I think that could work. Okay. And then pull your panties up, give a nice illusion of shape. Yeah, I mean, any sort of, like, panty stuff is hot. You know, like, just, like, the panty line, like, we always say tan lines are good. Like, just kind of, like, pulling them up. I guess I see what she means. I just also, I love the way, I mean, my butt, but like, butts look in like the boy short. Yep. You know what I mean? Like when the cheeks come out of the bottom. Any panty stuff. Yeah.

And like when I say like mommy masturbation, like I just have like my hand in my panties. Like I'm not doing anything else. Like I don't even have to get naked for that. It's amazing. So like just put like two fingers inside of your underpants and send it off into the world. Yeah. Just banging out. Shoot it off.

Shoot it off. Well, your guys' tips were so great, and I love that you would like want to hype each other. I feel like I'm like on the precipice of like inviting friends over to take nudes of me. I love it. Do a whole photo shoot. We talked a little bit about like tips for guys. I mean, you know, we've guy listeners. Like we want to speak to them a little bit too.

Like who's out here coaching them and how to send nudes? And I don't know another podcast is doing it. So, I mean, we kind of talked about what we wanted and like the mirror shot. I feel like most women are kind of on the same page with that. again, if a woman asks, like, yeah, center your whole dick. I like, this is weird because this is like the shot that we, that people use to like catfish. You can kind of like Google these models, but I do still like that like laying down blanket covering their dick, like showing like the top of their pelvic region.

Love. But yeah, so it's like a real person that's doing it. But you know what I'm saying? Like the first time I got that photo from that guy when I pretended to be that old lady, like I got a photo like that. Like we've seen multiple catfish photos. look like that. But regardless, that pose is hot, like a guy shooting from the top up near his face and it's like his body and like his hard dick preferably. I mean, I want a hard dick if a guy

sending me as something that shows his dick, right? That's my, I mean, who's how else? Why else? I know, like that one. I was like, we told the story on the, um, one of our live shows. I think it was like the Christmas virtual live show of like that guy was sexting with in Nashville. The photo he sent me was what shut it down for me. I was so turned off by it. Even like the pose he was doing was so weird. He had this like really feminine sort of pose. He had an air pod in.

He was like smiling. Like try to look hard, man. Try to look hard. Okay. I couldn't tell what his dick was doing. It looked like he either had a very tiny penis or a halve chub. None of it I wanted any part of. I was so turned off by the whole thing.

He was kind of sticking in. He was definitely like shaved his whole body. I was, oh my. I was like sex. I have sex of women. I don't know. that guy was weird he was talking a big game i i need a hard dick i don't need full dick all the time i love like you gripping your dick in a pair of mesh shorts just like hard like a basketball shorts

i love in a gray sweatpanet any sweatpants hard dick um i'll take a boomerang of you jerking off i want a boomerang of you coming that is my dream okay that is what we're working towards um guys don't only send that if she asks but i i i would love a video of you jerking off i don't necessarily really need a photo of you like just hard deck like I've seen this I don't care oh like full close up of your dick yeah I don't really need it it's not for me I mean I'll take it but I don't care yeah I'm not in these

streets begging for it somebody mentioned groomings a man suggested like obviously like groom your deck make it look good yeah um what else I am turned on by just like seeing your body like by seeing like a selfie in the mirror

in boxers or a towel around the waist like that's probably what I would prefer. Yeah, like low towel around the waist, like just out of the shower, wet hair. That's what Dylan sends me the most. I've seen some of those. Yeah, honestly, and like we said before, everyone, everyone is sending these out to their friends, okay? Yeah, that's what he used to send me the most. They weren't for me. They were for the other girls he was sleeping with. We never slept together. So, yeah, he was always sending them to me and being like, I sent these to a bunch of other girls. So it wasn't for me. Yeah. But also like, women in general

are a little more sensitive to details. So, like, clean up. Like, first episode we ever talked about that guy said in that new terena. And first of all, he was, like, what, married with children. But, like, his kids' toys were in the tub. There was, like, a rubber deucky in the photo, okay?

And by the way, that guy stays sending photos like that. Because so many girls over the years have been, like, I know who that is. Yes. It was on the podcast was smaller. I said where he was from, I think. It was, like, Johnson and Johnson, no more tears, baby shampoo.

next to like a rubber ducky and some like wet blocks. Oh my God, that guy sent me that photo too. So that guy stays sending. I mean, I don't care that much. But like if you're in a like total pig sty, like I just don't. Just tidy up a little bit. I don't know. I kind of care.

I never thought about it. Okay. I know. I'm just saying like I'm not, I'm not so anal of like, oh my God, is that like a sock on the floor? But I'm saying like if it's disgusting, clean up and send a photo later. You know that like I'm such an asshole. You probably are too. If I would get a nude and like everything was dirty, I'd be zooming in on everything

and be like, what is that? You and I do that with everything. We are zooming in all the time. Yeah, so we stay zoom in, all right, guys. I'm not going to respond sexily to your photo if there's a bunch of bullshit in it. I'm going to make fun of you. I think my favorite dig pick story, this was in Dewey Beach. I was definitely like in my 20s.

I can't remember what summer this was, but this was a while back. And one of my friends, she had met this guy and he really was kind of harassing her. to like the next morning she woke up and she had I think like 20 missed calls from him. Like he just he just called her and called her and called her in the middle of the night over and over and over. It was wild. And then when she, after all those phone calls, I don't know what he was thinking. Obviously he was wasted. He just fired off a dick pick. And this dig pick, we all still have it in our phones. It is legendary. We have never lost sight of it. If someone like gets a new phone, we make sure we all have it. We are so obsessed with it. It was the worst dick pick ever. It was.

was like, okay, it was like top down, full boner straight out. And from, he was shooting from the top, terrible lighting. I don't know if it was a fluorescent lighting in this bathroom. Really grimy blue bath mat. And then his toes and his big toe and his second toe were so far apart. We caught it the rapture claw. And we zoomed in on those toes. And it was just this hard white, vainy dick in this like messy bathroom with his toes. And for something, about it was so fucking funny for years we never shut up about it. And so he was really bothering her.

So we, I don't know that we would act like today, but we felt like showing that dickpick to everybody we saw. Of course, we didn't say his name or whatever. We were at the Starboard on Suicide Sunday just showing people. And then, the time we got down to Cape Pasa, Matt, that's no longer in Dewey RIP, but Matt used to bartending Cape Pasa. We were showing all the bartenders

and then he walked up. No! Of course, he was wearing a jersey, no shirt under it, a jersey and jorts. He walked up and this guy, he was so annoying. Like, we just, we've never, like, we made fun of him for years. He walked up and like Matt started giggling and walks away. And everybody kind of was like, and then he goes, everybody here saw my dick, didn't they? Like, he knew. He was like, that bartender saw my dick, that bartender. We were like, yeah, you shouldn't have been harassing

our friend. That is so funny. Um, what does somebody recognize that guy by his feet? I mean, listen, if you have busted up feet, which I have ugly feet, so I feel like I can speak on this, Keep your feet out of the photos. You're nasty busted up toes, which like, again, I do. Keep them out of your photos. No one's mad. No one's jerking off to my feet. I tell you this, okay?

Somebody will if they have a fetish. That's where I know it's real when I can show my feet to a man. I mean, listen, guys, I don't have like a claw. It's just like my little toe is bigger than my big toe. Not my littlest of toes. I can't relate as a foot model. But would you, like, I know you're self-conscious about your feet. Like, would it be like so romantic?

for you, for your boyfriend to come on your feet. Yeah. Sometimes he robs my feet now. And I'm like, it's love. Do you want him to jerk off on your feet? Just say it. If he jerked off and came on my feet, I would know he was in love with me. He doesn't even have to tell me.

We already know that. Okay. Should we go through some of these stories? We'll just breeze through these. We asked you guys for like the funniest nudes gone wrong, the funniest photos to send it or the funniest stories of you guys sending nudes. It's always like a crazy sitch. So you guys really bombed our inbox.

Thank you so much. And there are some lessons to be learned within these. This one's short. I'll start with it. It's like one sentence. Oh, okay. It's like, wait a short. I get to read that one.

Okay. My ex-boyfriend sent me a dick pick, but it wasn't very hard and he forgot to turn off live photos. So when I opened the pick, his half chub jiggled, and this is now burned into my memory forever. You have to turn off live photos. There's that story I told about the girl with the engagement ring. And she was showing her engagement ring, and she sent it to her whole family. and like her boyfriend, if you actually clicked on the live, her boyfriend's dick was in the photo.

Guys, we have, let's normalize turning live off. Who is out here? Who wants live mode? You can turn him into gifts on Instagram stories. Is that a newer feature? Like, why is live ever existed? But guys, be careful with lives. Be careful with lives.

Okay. My dad was trying to send my mom a picture of him masturbating to porn at his office. Okay, go off dad. He didn't know how Snapchat works, so we ended up posting the nude on his snap story. Needless to say, this was a little more my father than I ever need to see. First of all, dads, why are you on Snapchat? Also, why are you jerking it at work?

You have bills to pay for me. You pay for my home, dad. First of all, how old is her dad? Like, I feel like she's 15 and he's 30. Like, what dad is out here masturbating, sending nudes on Snap? Okay, or he's, like, really high up. Like, he has his own office, clearly. Right.

You know, he's like jerking it off in the middle of the floor at Salesforce in front of the other salesforcers. her dad sounds rich and like he has his own office Okay Her dad sounds like Anthony Weiner Or Jeffrey Toobin Oh poor Jeffrey Tupid

If you guys don't know I Google it Okay When I started dating my now husband We were obviously sexually charged Lots of sexting lots of sexed One night I was really lazy And recycled a nude from my ex

To be honest It was really hot So I didn't even think twice Yeah same My husband saved it to his phone And later like months later brought it up though when he saved it, it went to the top of his photos in his gallery,

a k.a. in chronological order, a year before we met, I got found out and I obviously had to just own up to it. See? Stay woke. Screenshot, screenshot, screenshot. Okay. I was hooking up with this guy for a year and a half.

Tinder date, gone right, no strings attached, truly the perfect relationship. We started sexing a ton during COVID. It wasn't abnormal for one of us to just send a pick and get things started. I sent him a nude. one night and he responds the next morning. Sorry I'm on my way to a funeral.

And I never heard from him again. It was wild. R.I.P. to the best casual sex. That is so bad. That is so bad. Okay. I have got there's no way to prevent this. I have had two really crazy responses to nudes. One, I was like

sexting, really getting dirty. He wasn't really like doing it. I said I'm a nude and he told me I'm a dinner with my mom. And then another one, I was just dirty talking. It was not nudes. But he said I'm at church with my mom. And I was like, I'm going to keep trying to make you hard. 100%. That's double down. I will make it worse. Okay. There's another long ones. I'll read this one. I just love this. Her excuse was really good.

So we tried, we got, okay, but while before I, before I continue, so many of posting to your Snapchat story, less Instagram story, mostly Snapchat. Someone said when Snapchat first started, which I don't remember this, you couldn't delete stuff you had posted, which sounds not right. That's crazy. But so many, by the way, we just want to validate all you guys that have, like, there was so much of the same of like the same stuff, which are really horrible shit, but there were just a lot of that. So anyway, a lot of those, but we just try to find ones that were a little bit different. Okay, my long-term boyfriend's name was Daniel and I would frequently send him nudes, but this one particular time went horribly wrong. I took the steamyest nude

of my triple Ditties and I sent it to him one day. After not getting an immediate response, I went to go stare at my titties in his chat window. That's when I realized what had happened. D.A. is the beginning of Daniel, but it's also the beginning of dad. I had sent a photo of my tities to my father. I, of course, panicked. My dad is a different breed and pretty conservative. He isn't like Raina's dad who stalks the podcast. My dad has no chill. So I immediately texted him and come up with the weirdest lie I've ever told him my entire life to date. I told him full disclosure. It's a photo of my boobs. But that text was met for my ex's mother. Conveniently in my phone is Danny's mom so that she could examine a mole on my boob that looks suspicious. I love this.

Blame it on a doctor's visit. Meanwhile, I don't even have a single mole. My boobs. Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking and that still wouldn't explain the pose and why I wouldn't just go to her and not just see a doctor. By some weird luck, my dad actually pretended to believe me. He lied and said the photo wouldn't open and he never brought it up again. I still think about this like once a month. It's my nightmare. It's my nightmare to think about sending this to my father. My father's not chill like that. My dad looks like, okay? My dad's not her getting like pussy shots from me and being like cool about it. My dad listens to the podcast because he's a fan of the ad reads. and he likes to know that Ashley and I are like financially stable.

It's adorable. He's not out here being like, I mean, he wouldn't disown me, but I'm in my mid-30s. Like, what's you going to do now? Right. Also, this girl, like, we feel for you. We love you. Thank you for being a fan. But girl, you are not careful.

Listen, if you're going to send a pig that you say yourself is so steamy and you are not triple checking that it's going to Daniel. I'm triple checking. Also, tell your boyfriend, change his name. Yeah. Change your dad's name to father. Right. an X before X Daniel Z Daniel. Triple X Daniel.

69 Daniel. Yeah. Okay. This girl said, here's a story about my shitty ex when I sent him nudes the first time. We've been newly dating, but it had been kind of on and off for a bit. I'm a pretty self-conscious person and was even more so then, but I was feeling myself and decided to send him a nude. I took a mirror selfie with no top on and in his sweatpants and captioned it. These look better on me. He replied with neat. I was absolutely mortified and never sent him a nude again. Listen, you're in good company. We did an episode a while back about dirty talk and we asked people to send us like the funniest responses that

guys had said to their like nudes or they're a dirty talk and like I think that some people, I mean, I think the people are just kind of shocked by it or don't know what to say. Neat is a crazy thing to say. It's so rude. But some guys are just like looking good. Like some guys are just like they're not used to it. They're not expecting it. It does not mean that you. you don't look amazing. Well, also, that's her ex, her shitty ex, like whatever. Also, I liked her tip in there. I like the sweatpants, top list.

Like, these look better on me. You look so good an oversized pair of sweatpants, kind of hanging off your hips, low rise. If anybody's listening to this, like, whoever, and someone sends you a nude or a sex, and you don't know how to respond. We said this on that episode. Just water droplet emojis, heart eyes.

Wish I was there. Like, anyway, it's in that episode, but just like anything. There's so many options. The things I'm going to do to you. You know what I will say, though, when you send a new and I was saying about this other day, like when you send a nude, you got to be ready to sext, okay? Like, I sent that nude the other day, and I just, like, wasn't trying to sex.

I just wanted it to be accepted and received. This is such a good tip. Like, I only, I, because I will send them sometimes, but then, like, he'll start sexting with me, and I'm like, I don't want to do this. You got to be ready. I think Jared talks about that. Like, you have to be in the right frame of mind. And that's such a thing, too.

I think we talked about this on that episode. We're going to do another sexting. episode guys, so don't worry. Women, I think, are so much better at, like, sexing on the fly. Like, we're just doing dishes. We're on the toilet. Guys kind of have to be, like, I've heard guys say, like, I can't do this right now. I'm going to get a boner and then I want to jerk off.

You know what I mean? So, but it's the same with women. You just got to be in, like, the right place. So, yeah, don't start something you can't finish. Yeah. And I just, I'm always like, God damn. I don't want to do this right now. Start no shit.

Won't be no shit. Okay. Took a pick on my phone and wanted to send it to someone on Snapchat. Instead, I air dropped it to someone. the airport. Listen, I don't hate it. I would kind of die if somebody air dropped me a photo because I would look around to every single face in the airport

and just see who starts getting up and running. Also, what if I was like, who's nude is this? Throw your photo up in the air. Who's nude is this? I would die. Okay. For my boyfriend's birthday, I used Shutterfly to make a 100-piece jigsaw puzzle of a nude of me.

While he was working on it, my cat ate a bunch of the pieces. If her cat ate the pussy part, I'm going to die. I love this idea. That's why I put it in here. I love the idea. Oh, my God. Yeah, I don't think guys are going to take that time to put it together. But if they're a puzzle person, like your mom, you're, you know what I'm getting your mom for Christmas?

Your man loves puzzles. You know what's so funny though. Your man loves puzzles. Like puzzles take a little bit of time. You know, so it's a hundred pieces though. That's not bad. But like, what if you got someone like a thousand piece puzzle? They just have to keep it on their dining table for weeks.

They're having company over. They're like, what is this? all they have is like want it. And like, you know, you're like, right. Once you've committed to a puzzle, you got to start. Like, don't, you can't start a puzzle and not finish a puzzle. Yeah. So if you guys do a nude puzzle, make sure it's just like 100 pieces.

That sounds about right. Okay. Last one, embarrassing one. So a few summers ago, I decided to take some news on my MacBook and my parents' household while I was home for winter break. Since I wanted to edit the lady on my cell phone before sending it to my boyfriend, I air dropped a random picture to my phone to make sure it didn't send to my brothers and my dad.

Little did I know when I sent the first nude. It disappeared. It ended up sending to my young. youngest brother's phone in the next room over. Next thing I know my two brothers are dying of laughter. I want to crawl into the floor thinking of like you fire out a nude and you just hear your little brothers laughing. Like I want to die. My brother who was a year below me ran into my room and showed me what they had just seen and I turned beat red. I was so embarrassed at the fact that my two brothers and one of their friends saw my titties. After the fact, no one had discussed what happened and

thankfully no one has brought up ever since. Moral the story, never airdrop your nudes to your phone when you're living in your childhood home. And then she has a little tip. I also love to take boomerang photos of the front of my undies panning to the back of my butt. And that always makes it fun and exciting for my boyfriend to see. Have a nice day. And hopefully no one ever makes the same mistake I did. I like a boomerang idea.

That's a cute idea. Love it. Front to back, front to back. Just the thought of, I've never had like a, you know, I tell lots of stories about my dad and I have an embarrassing moments in my stand-up and on the show. But I've never had like a nude situation with my dad and my brother. like I can't even stomach it. I can't.

Nobody in my family. I mean, maybe, I can't even imagine them like hearing me have sex. Like, I don't, one time I had sex in my dad's living room table, dining room table, dining room table, and he was like in the house. But he gets really drunk. So there's no way he heard it. Yeah. Other than that, never had a situation, even close, never got caught masturbating,

never anything of the sort and never anything of that at all. I would die. Yeah. But I love all these tips. I hope you guys are just firing. and off nudes, but like make sure you're ready, but also good luck in there. There are so many, like, there's so much advice in this episode. Do this, but maybe don't do this, but think about this before you do, but then also do this, but then you might want to think

about this, but are you ready to do this? Like, it's so funny. But anyway, I hope you guys took notes. Maybe we'll do a little checklist for the Instagram. Yeah, we'll do it on Instagram. I feel like I'm all horned up. I'm ready to go home and have sex. Okay. Yeah. Raina's man moved in, but she's denying it. It's here for a little while. no return date. I like it like that. I miss too.

You do love that. You like somebody to be on top of you. Okay, guys, well, hope you enjoyed this episode. Again, get those tickets to all of the cities we have on our tour for the rest of 2021 at Girls Got to Eat Podcast.com. Click on live shows and you'll see all the links for the tickets.

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