Girls Gotta Eat - Our New Company + Your Best Orgasm

Episode Date: June 6, 2022

We are SO excited and proud to announce our new company VIBES ONLY (!!!), a line of premium pleasure products designed to give you the ultimate orgasm. So naturally, we've dedicated this episode to the topic at hand (pun intended), and are chatting about our motivation for starting the company, sharing our masturbation journeys, and offering pro tips for the best self-pleasure experiences. We're also telling our and our listeners' most embarrassing and hilarious vibrator stories. AND this is only the beginning; the other half of Vibes Only is launching soon and will take these toys (and your sessions with them) to the next level. Enjoy! Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast, Vibes Only @VibesOnly, Ashley @AshHess, and Rayna @Rayna.Greenberg. Visit our website for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: StoryWorth: Get $10 off your first purchase at StoryWorth.com/gge. Buffy: For $20 off your order visit buffy.co and enter promo code GGE. Favor: They are offering a $10 donation to Bedsider.org for every listener who becomes a patient at heyfavor.com/gge. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/gge16 and use code GGE16 for up to 16 free meals and 3 free gifts. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The sensation is unbelievable. The arena is, it's dangerous. Okay, so the Ashley Wan, I was the inspiration for the company was the Ashley and the Raina. It's tall. Yeah. Back to a very special episode of Girls Got to eat. We're launching vibes only.

It's happening. Are you already crying? I'm already crying. I'm going to keep it together. It's here. This is our new company. We're going to tell you all about it. but damned if we're going to mention other company's names before we mention our own.

So you're listening to Girls Gotty Podcasts. We are launching vibes only that is our new company. We are so fucking excited. We are so emotional over this. We've worked so hard. We're going to tell you all about it. Too much about it. You know, the ins and outs of our bodies and our company. By the time this is over, we are so proud. This has been over a year in the making and we can't wait to show you every single thing that we have done. But first, we're just going to thank a couple of longtime partners of ours. Yes. They've been supporting us this whole time. And thank you to them for all your money. Allowing us to self-fund this company.

Like the bosses we are. How many times are I going to do that today. Okay, guys, we have been doing this show for four and a half years. You know how much we love to talk about pleasure, self-pleasure, living your best life. And we have launched a pleasure-focused company. We're going to launch in two parts. This week is our incredible line of toys, lube, and flavored blowjump gels. Welcome to Vives Only.

Yes, welcome. Again, the company is a great. hour. So it's going to start small and get bigger in the next couple weeks when we really give it all to you. So it's just the tip for now. But this is the most important part. We have launched a line of sex toys, pleasure products, vibrators, whatever you want to call them. I'm still unsure what's right these days. And we have a company now, but I'm just going to go with, I like saying sex toys. So we have this line. And I mean, we'll just come right out with it. We'll just come right out with it and tell you guys what you're able to just purchase

right today. And then we'll talk about the origin story and our journey and our masturbation memories and all these types of things. So we have three incredible vibrators for you. There is the Ashley, the Raina and the Gigi, short for GGE. And then of course we have this incredible high quality water-based lubricant and a mango flavored blowjob gel. Yes. And every single thing can have a place in your life. We think you should buy every single one of these things. We'll tell you the benefits of each. But Ashley and I tested tons of toys. And we are huge vibrator fans. We'll tell you the first time we ever bought them.

I can't believe in developing this how many friends I talked to that said that they'd never had a vibrator before. They've never used one with a partner. They'd never used a lube before. They don't know how to do blow jobs that are enjoyable for them. And so we have given you an answer to all these things. And I'm not going to cry this whole episode, but I'm just, I'm so proud of what we created. I don't think we hype ourselves up enough in terms of the fact that I think we are like

the pleasure experts. no one knows more about what people with vaginas are going through and wanting to pleasure themselves and have self-care through orgasms. And we read all of your messages and things you guys struggle with. And so we really put all of our time, energy, and money into this. And I'm so proud of the packaging, the messaging, our team that helped us get here. I'm so happy to launch another company with you.

They say don't get into business with your friends and family, but here we are. Two companies, yeah. But it's so beautiful. and creative and exciting, and we just can't wait to give you guys orgasms. Yes, we can't wait. And, you know, we always wanted to have a product line of some sort. We were like, what does this look like? I mean, we will be doing a career episode coming soon that's strictly focused on our careers

and just our success, quite honestly, and how we've always pivoted. And so Rain and I have felt like we have this captive audience, this incredible audience, and how else can we bring them in? and what can we create that will benefit people's lives. And it's not another alcoholic beverage. You know, no shade, but it's like that's something we talked about. You know, we've talked about all this stuff and like, what's the most natural fit and what do we feel so passionate about?

And like, this is such the obvious answer. I mean, it's such a natural fit. I remember coming to Raina, and I'll talk about a little of my personal motivation for wanting to do this. But we had the studio. We signed the lease for the studio on February 1st, 2021 last year, which is February 1st, is also the day. I moved to New York City in 2017. And we came up here on February 2nd. And I just remember telling you, like, this is what we should do. You know, like, just hear me out.

Like, I didn't have to convince you, really. But I was like, I think sex toys is the thing. I think we should do this. Here's why I think why I'll, I'm going to take the lead on figuring out how we do this. You know, it's been a long process. We have people all over the world that have helped us launch this business. And you were like, sold immediately. Like, we're going to take over the world with these products. And we popped a bottle of champagne. And we still have the bottle here. the studio. And so that was kind of the moment where it all started. And then, of course, it's been a long road. And we'll talk to you about why these products are so special and there's more to them than just your normal sex toys. Yeah. And, you know, during COVID, I think a lot of

people reevaluated their lives and thought, you know, everything I have can be taken for me in, you know, the blink of an eye and the company that I built can disappear. And so many people, especially in comedy, where like I worked my whole life to have this and, you know, all of a sudden, everything is gone. And for me, it really was about just continuing to build things that, you know, you and I can keep putting out into the world. No one can take from us. We're fully in control of this. And it was so important to me and to you to not put our name on a box that somebody else owns the company.

You know, you and I are so obsessive about controlling the way everything looks, a website, the social media, the packaging, the branding, the messaging. And so it was so important to create everything of ours from start to finish. If somebody else has done that, they've lent their name to a company, great. Any business is phenomenal. But that was just not the route that we took. And you certainly can. But we really did.

every single thing and start to finish, we're going to release something next week also that we're excited about. But I just, I think it's really beautiful. This is a company that was created by women with women in mind. We've incredible women on our team. Of course, Bella was there every step of the way too. I just hope that you guys really love it.

We fully self-funded this company. We did not take one penny from one other person. It has cost us a fortune. And we're excited to have full control over this. To make it back. Yeah. No. We're excited now for someone else to give us money.

To break even. No, we both love to masturbate. We both love sex toys. I mean, I have felt like I've used toys in recent years that I didn't love. And I was like, this is so hard, like physically hard. Like, this is supposed to go in such a sensitive part of your body. And I hated that I would use certain toys in my hand would vibrate so much, you know? And I'm like, I'm distracted by the vibration in my hand.

And we've learned, obviously, that's about like motor placement and all kinds of things. and Rain and I had this travel little bullet that we loved that we got when we, from Lisa, who came on our Babe Land episode, which was, I think, May of 2019. She gave us these little vibrators and we loved them so much. And we talked about them in an article and we linked to them and then they sold out forever. I don't know if the company stopped making them. I personally was like, I can't find the perfect sex toy. I know it exists.

I mean, everything out there in the world exists, but I ended up using this wand style that, I mean, at first glance, I felt like it's a little big for me. I'd been used to using, I mean, since my old rabbit days, which we'll talk about. But I just felt like was larger than my normal vibrator. And once I started using, I was like, wait a minute, like, this is it. But I feel like we could do this better. I feel like I don't like how heavy it is. You know, I feel like I could make it prettier.

I feel like we could just kind of take this style and do it better and make it like perfect for me. I mean, honestly, we created toys that we love, that we know you guys will love too. And honestly, that was the inspiration for the Ashley. So that is the Ashley wand. It is the most powerful, the toys. It's standard. You know, it's nothing crazy, but it is incredible. And it's just, it's every day.

It's not giant, you know, it's the shape of that old school Hightachi wand, but it's obviously small. You can travel with it. And there's so many different levels of intensities and patterns you can play around with. Very easy to use. It is like so soft. It covers on a surface area down there. It has a bendable neck.

You can get crazy with it. The rain is, you can't bend it. She'll talk about. And so this is kind of one. you can throw around and knock around and get kind of rowdy with. And it's just, it's the best orgasms. Like,

it's insane. Like, I'm like, no other product compares to this. I use, it's my go-to every day, every night. I am so obsessed with it.

And we've made it so, so beautiful. It has this rose gold accent on the handle. It has the VO, our logo, debossed on the handle as well. It's velvety smooth. It's this beautiful,

a kind of dark pink color. We have a color palette, of course, that all the toys are in and all of our brandy and everything, but we're going to launch more products and stuff. But today we're just talking about the ones that we have available. But that's kind of like the story behind the Ashley and my motivation for being like, let's do this. And also the boxes are beautiful and the packaging is stunning.

You should save them. We send a velvet pouch with every single toy. It's a discrete packaging. So you will get it. Nobody will know it's inside of there. Yeah. But I've always really been a fan of sex toys. I bought my first sex toy.

I think when I was like 18, I've been masturbating. If you guys have listened to the show, if you've listened to the show, I started masturbating really young. I was like probably like 11 or 12 when I started masturbating. And I think that we've removed the shame of masturbating through podcasts like this and so many other women that have come before us. But I didn't know that anybody did that. And so I always hid my vibrator.

It was nothing I would have ever talked about. I remember I had this like hard tan plastic vibrator that just had these two giant batteries in it. And it looks like a recorder. Like, remember the recorders we played in from young? Yeah, yeah. And I just, I always wanted something that was like softer, that the material was just, it felt better on my body. body. Like, this was this hard plastic thing I'd press against my clit and like hide in a shoebox.

And the Raina is so special. All of our toys are incredibly naughty. But I say it's very naughty. It's dual action. It's a two and one vibrator. So the top is a clit sucker. If you want some really like high intensity direct stimulation to your clit, if you're somebody who can't get off very easily or has never had an orgasm, believe it or not, there are people like that. Yeah, of course. There are people that really struggle with orgasming during sex or with a partner. This is going to provide direct clitoral stimulation. There's an air pulse that basically sucks on your clit and there's tons of different intensities. You can turn it up and down. It gets a little intense, guys. And at the other end of it, there is a vibrating

handle. You can use one or both at the same time. So maybe you don't want me to suck on your clit and you can bend it into a C shape and you can either stick the vibrating in inside of you while it sucks on your clit or I'm going to call this the Ashley move. You can keep it straight and you can put the vibrating in on your Bhole while the other end sucks on your clit. Talk it between your butt cheeks. Just clench it. No, I mean, I wanted you to talk about this suction toy style and why we love this so much because first of all, just to clarify, like, if you've never used one of these toys,

don't be intimidated that it's sucking your clit. Like, it's an air pulse. It feels like a suction, but it's more like a pulse. Like, I don't know what they're doing in there. Like, I don't design these toys. I'm not in the factories, but no, I mean, we know everything there is to know about them, but I just don't get it twisted that you're just going to suck your clit. It's just like the sensation is unbelievable.

The arena is, it's dangerous. Okay, so I, we picked which show. So the Ashley won. I was the inspiration for the company was the Ashley. It's big, it's tall. Yeah. The Raina, I feel like I wasn't hyping to the rest of people in this company, how great was.

I was like, they'll see. They'll see. Now, you and our other Ashley who runs a lot of stuff that we do basically. Director of everything. She took it home and was like, like this is a lot. This is like really intense. It is.

It's really exciting and cool. You can put on a great show with it. We just, we hear a lot of people say, I can't really orgasm and this is, this is the thing that's going to get you there. And yeah, there's like any vibrator.

All of them have different intensity levels. This one has five pulsations, six vibrations. Now that and then the Ashley has five and five. And it's really going to get the job done. Both of these are really exciting, fun. Take them anywhere. Just so let me go back to the,

the butt stuff. So, I mean, I, the thing about the radar, I just want you to guys to understand that you can hold it straight up or you bend it and half of it goes inside you. So you have one vibrating end. You can let it vibrate or not. You just want a little, you just want a little penetration without vibrating. You can do that too. There's two on buttons. So you can do one. You obviously we recommend doing them at the same time, but you can just do one end or the other. And don't think this is complicated. It's really not. I just want to over explain it to you guys how and how amazing it is. And we're saying how like dangerous and crazy it is. But you can have it on a lower intent. just to start out, especially if you've never used an AirPulse. And yeah, I like to have it

on my clit and then just have the back, just doing a little taint play. I'm obsessed with it. Okay, I like all the both of these. I like them with a partner. They're both kind of a wand, and they're really nice for your partner to use on you. Yeah, I've never really seen anything that like this. Quite honestly, we wanted to do stuff that you don't just see every day. And you used one of those, I'm not going to name any brand names, but you used one of those suction toys, and you were like, I don't really love it. And then I used the same one. We were gifted the same toy. I used it. I was like, I don't really love it either. And this is so crazy because I'm hearing everybody talk about these suction toys and I just don't feel like I'm getting the hype.

And the one that we are launching, you will get the hype. And if it's not really grabbing your clip, move it around. Once you feel it, you'll get it. Like, spend a little time with it, get to know it. Why am I hyping the rain as well. Okay, I like that you say about the ones we've tried in the past. To me and to you, it was really important that these be really great in your hand, that they're comfortable to hold. So we thought a lot about what does the motor feel like inside of this and what was the hand feel like on the grip. And the reason why I haven't liked the other, like, clit suction toys in the past is they're a little cumbersome to hold.

They're sort of egg-shaped. Yeah. And ours is one-shaped. Yes. You can hold it. I mean, it's designed to be upright and then in you or, you know, around the back. If you're into that, like I am. But if you don't want to do that, you can hold it, you know, it's upside down, basically.

You just kind of make sure you get the right angle. But you can just hold it. It's, they're so beautiful. We love them so much. And then the third one is really special. And it's so small. It's so discreet. you're kind of like, what is this?

But let us tell you about it. It doesn't really look like a vibrator. It's a G, we call it the Gigi Pandy vibe. It is a phenomenal travel vibrator. Also, it has a magnetic clip. It'll clip onto your panties. Or if you're like, Ashley, you don't wear panties. You can just put it right onto your leggings.

Yeah. Put it in your bike shorts and you go for a ride. Yeah, or like when you're on the airplane. Like Ashley, it is just the perfect thing to take with you. It's the perfect size. Also, if you're a lazy masturbator like me, you can clip it onto your panties, turn it on. and just go to town.

You don't have to use your hands. Because I'm very lazy when it comes to masturbating. I just want to lay something on my clip, let it do with the work. Yes. And if you're kind of feeling like, I don't know, that sounds like the perfect toy

for maybe my partner to control. We got you. And again, there's a whole other side coming, but we will tell you that the reason these toys are so special and keep this in mind when you're purchasing too, is that they are all Bluetooth-enabled

and they are going to connect to an experience to endless pleasure possibilities a partner can control them. We will talk about all this stuff. We want people to get toys in hand before they really see the full scope. And we don't want you guys seeing the second part of the company before you get the first. So we're really encouraging you get these toys. The second you get them, you'll know. You'll get your box. There'll be a manual. There'll be a little card from us. You'll hit a QR code. You'll see all of the things that really create this one-of-a-kind revolutionary connection experience. So you'll see, don't worry. There's no waiting. You don't have to wait for

the next episode. Like you buy the toy, you get it. It's going to come to you pretty quickly, especially if you're in the U.S. And you'll see right away. You can get connected right away. So there's a whole other layer of this. We just want you to keep that in mind that these are really, really special. God, they're so good. They connect so quick. I mean, you'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. You'll see. And then to complete the 360 experience, um, we have a juiced up lube and a flavored, um, get really naughty with it. You could be mango blowjob gel. We are going to continue to iterate and add new things to this line. But for right now, we think that this loob is incredible. We've been gifted so many lobes. So we have tried this out, loved it. Never been gifted a blowjob gel. Never been gifted anything

that tastes flavorful. So shout out to my ex who let me try a bunch of different flavors on him. Yep, that was all Raina. Yeah. We had four flavors that I taste tested. In all seriousness, I did pick the one that I enjoyed the flavor the most of. And of course, as a company, we all tried it as well. It's subtle and it tastes great. And people always say, how do I make blowjaws more enjoyable for myself? And it sounds silly. But like, if it tastes good, it's just more fun. It's another element to enjoy. I am so, so, so excited about this. Blowjob queen. Can't wait for you guys to try this. Yes. And I mean, the lubricant, like, it's not a hot take. Lubricant is a game changer. I mean, I was not too long ago having sex with this guy. And it was great. And he had a pretty big dick.

I mean, we were, we were fucking. It started to feel a little painful for me. And I was thinking, like, is it just because it's the third time this day? You know, is my postage. Just like, girl, stop. But like, we just need a more lube. And so I was like, can you hand me the lube, which of course was ours. You know, I can't, I always travel with it. And we used it and it right back to like incredible sex, no pain.

I mean, again, some people have pain during sex. It's not that. It's just for me personally. Like, we just need a more lube. Like, sometimes you forget, like, how important it really is and how much more you can do with it, how much more comfortable, pleasurable your experience is with a great lube. And the lube are obviously safe for the toys. They're water-based.

anyone will tell you that is the lube you want, no stains on your bedding. Like you don't want an oil-based lube. These are great on our toys. Our toys are all made with medical grade silicone, and the lube is safe on them. I remember back in the day, I would have these big vibrators, and they would, I had it in this box. It kind of started to melt together. Like, it was a mess. And then I didn't know what I was doing when it came to lube.

So our lube is incredible. Great for sensitive skin. We wanted to design it if you guys are on the sensitive side. Of course, there's no guarantees ever of what's going to react with your body. but these are all natural. We wanted to make this as much as we could make sure this wasn't going to irritate you guys in any way. Yeah, and we thought of everything.

Even the lids on the blowjub gel and the lube are spill safe. So if you're getting really crazy and you kick it with your foot or something, it won't spill because I spilled that lube all over this hotel room. Oh, before we did the... The floor was covered with watermelon and mango blowjub gel because I hit it with my foot while I was sucking it. So we have really thought of everything.

We designed these great caps for you guys. We've thought of everything, and we're just so excited for you guys to try this. We really are. Okay, so we're going to talk about our masturbation journeys and some funny stories and share some of our listeners. But while we're here, just you guys can get all of this at vibes only.com. We didn't say that at top.

So vibes only, we wanted you to hear us out first. So now's the time to shop. So vibes only.com. And then it is vibes only on Instagram. vibes only on Twitter. We got it all. Are we vibes only on TikTok? Well, TikTok is launching soon. Let us let us like Cross got to April. Let us get our shit together. Let us get our feet wet. Let us get our pussy's wet. And then we'll launch a TikTok. We are going to do it. But follow us on Instagram and vibes only only. It's just really vibes only everything. TikTok is vibes only co. You can start

following there. But yeah, we got all these handles. We pulled some strings and we did the damn thing. We have incredible designers for our website, our social media. Everybody on our team has just really worked really hard on this. You know, I think about shopping for vibrators in the past and that it felt very like male driven and icky for me. And I used to go to so many sex toy shops in New York City or in Indiana or went to college. It's bleak. But this is meant to really be a really nice, positive upscale experience for you guys. We made the packaging really beautiful and high end. We want this to look beautiful and be a really nice shopping experience for you. Yeah. We had a lot of women work on this. I mean, we have some men within the company.

with, I mean, there's so many moving parts, but it's by women. We feel very comfortable saying that, but a ton of people have had their hands in this and we just have an amazing team. Yeah, we do. And so many of you over the years, we do this show for four and a half years, we've done over 100 live shows, you guys have sent us thousands of emails a year talking about pleasure and masturbating and wanting to spice things up with your partner or wanting to really just do some self-care alone and running to relax and release a little more.

I've never had an orgasm. So many of your ideas went into this as well. and we're just, we can't, I mean, we can't believe it. The community of women that listed to this show, and men, but mostly women. And we're just excited to create something that you guys love. Yeah. So I was thinking about my, like, masturbation journey because I was a later masturbator. I was a master later.

And I didn't like really. I can't really. I had, I don't know. Like, I just wasn't rub it up against stuff as a child too much. I mean, I was having sex. I mean, well, again, a little bit of a child. As a child, I was having sex. No, I was, uh, when I was, uh, when I was talking about.

about that girl that got pregnant in seventh grade. That was me. No, I didn't have sex till I was 18. My boyfriend that got me the Zales necklace, obviously. Once he gave me the Zales, I was like, well, you gave me your present? Got to let him get in there. But I really didn't touch myself, honestly. Like, I just didn't really masturbate. I would say, till, like, later in life, I mean, I think I was, I think I was early in my 20s. I don't remember too much talk of masturbation in college. And I didn't feel like it was something that I personally wanted to talk about and felt silenced by, you know, it wasn't like, I'm in school in the South and I'm the, I'm the only girl that's masturbating. It really wasn't that. I just really didn't get into it. And one night,

I was with a girlfriend of mine and we stopped into this like sex shop in Atlanta and we just bought, I mean, I probably overdrew my credit card. Like I bought like a $70 rabbit. And these are the time were just these big giant like hard. I mean, they were the jelly. I don't even know if that's silicone. They're just like, they were like a gel and then they had the thing that kind tickled your clit and then they like I but they had someone who said moving beads and the penis part and it took me a long time to get off I was like I'm doing it wrong I feel broken like you know it it happened you know maybe in a few weeks in but I was using this thing and not really understanding it I didn't know that you could really masturbate and not be penetrated I just wasn't I didn't totally

understand like the clit stimulation so I finally had made it work I had my first orgasm without a partner you know on my own with the sex toy I felt really empowered I remember being like this is amazing and then got really into sex toys. And looking back, when I think about when this was, Kate and I were having pure romance parties every year around Valentine's Day for like five years. And this was in like 2009, 2010. Like I had a photo of me laying next to a gun case of dildos

because our pure romance lady would bring them all in gun cases. It was fucking insane. Her name was Annette. She was the best. Like laying next to it, and that was my profile picture in 2009. Like I didn't give a fuck, but I didn't really know much else outside of the pure romance world.

and Kate one year, I think she wanted me to learn. And she's like, we've thrown all these parties and she got me like a little bullet. And it was like small. And I was kind of like, oh, you know, you can just do clip stimulation. And I never had something like this. And I used it. And it was such a game changer. I just couldn't believe how like small and compact and it got me off.

So I've just always really been into this stuff. And so it feels like a full circle moment. Because I think about Kate and I throwing these parties when people were definitely more shy about sex toys. And we were like, come on out. And then one year we were like, get your vajazzles. Like we had the vajazzles. We did it like the Spriteean studio. So it really feels like a full circle thing to like be doing this as part of my career.

And I love that it's been so normalized now. And people that came long before us certainly made this a better shopping experience for women because I feel like it was so male driven and dominated this industry. And I remember, yes, there was like shame around it. I didn't know that other people did it. I did start masturbating so young. But I thought, well, two things. I thought that masturbating was something that men did.

I knew about masturbating. I remember in high school going over to my guy friend's houses and they were using their parents' credit cards for porn sites and I just thought like this is a thing that men do. This is not a thing that I didn't, no girl ever shared with me in my entire life until probably late in college did they touch themselves in masturbated. So I knew there was a thing that men did.

I knew men pleasure themselves. I just didn't think it was a thing that women did. And then I also thought there was something kind of wrong with me because I only ever liked clitoral stimulation, like rubbing my clip. But like the phrase is fingering yourself. And I always thought, Like, but why don't I want like a finger inside of me?

And then I remember buying like my first sex story and it was like, like I said earlier, it was very just, it was just like a tan hard plastic tube essentially that had two batteries in it and vibrated. When you compare it to a recorder. It's it looks like a recorder. Just like, yeah, it looked like a trumpet. Trumpet? No. Flute.

It looked like a flute. And I remember sticking it inside of me and thinking like, why don't I like this? I don't enjoy this. And I think that a lot of women can relate. they don't get off from like vaginal penetration. I do now because I've learned how to move my body and I really enjoy it. But I learned a lot about my clitoris and the principles of pleasure on Netflix. And like the actual nerves endings in the clitoris and where that goes.

But I always said there was something wrong with me because I thought like, I would watch all these movies of women getting sexually penetrated and they'd have these crazy orgasms. And I'd be like, why don't I have that? And why do I have to touch my clit to have an orgasm? And it took me even longer to even admit that to people because I actually thought I was broken. I thought like I'm penetrating myself and it doesn't feel good. Right. And I wonder looking back when I first used that rabbit, if I was even, I didn't really

understand that either. Like I was like, what are these little things for? Like I didn't. So looking back, I'm like, they might not even have been touching where they were supposed to touch. And I was just thinking that I was supposed to getting off by this giant thing inside me with like these spinning beads. Right.

And it's intense. And I remember getting that too. I got a sort of like, it was sort of like jelly rabbit thing. But you had to go so far inside of yourself for the vibrating extension to get inside, like to touch or was supposed to touch. Yes. Yes. Yeah, for those little ears, mine were rabbit ears. They always had a face on them. They're fucking creepy.

But like for it to even hit my clit, that giant thing would be inside of me. And then I would pull it out. I'd be like, okay, now I'm going to wash this fucking thing. Like when I got my first little bullet, I was like, the cleanup alone is just so much better. Absolutely. I kept in the middle console in my car.

I used to drive around a master band of road trips. I used to take that giant honking vibrate and the whole top of it spun around. like crazy. It's insane. But I would just turn on the vibrating extension. I'd press that against my clit. And again, even in college,

like there was so little information about it. I thought there was something wrong with me that I didn't want this giant honking dildo inside of my body spinning around. Like, you know how fucked up I needed to be to like want that inside of me? It's so insane that I used to do that. I know.

It's insane. It used to stick that inside. Also, if you want that no shade, we designed one to go inside you. Like, it was a production there was so much easier to get off that I didn't really understand back then but I just don't want to shame anybody

you want to put it big ass grab it inside you live your truth and use the reina yeah it took me so many years I've been masturbating for years before I even realized like this is the thing that got me off I think I was in my late 20s

when I even heard girlfriends in mine say that they like rubbed their click during sex or would bring a sex toy into the bedroom because like they couldn't get off during sex and I was like oh that makes sense you need direct clitoral stimulation to get off Like not everybody just chucks a dick inside of them and can come.

I know, I know. It really does, like, when you realize all that stuff is available to you, it, like, changes the game. It does. And I'm, like, so shocked of launching this company and we've, you know, we've showed so many of our friends these toys and what we're developing. And so many of my friends who are very sexual people have never owned a sex toy. I just, I don't think that everybody thinks to buy one of these. You know, you and I have been gifted so many of them. Right.

And they're so fun to use with a partner and they're so naughty. You can really put on a show. I love watching somebody masturbate and why. watching the, I'm watching me masturbate. And I have a lot of friends, like guy friends, we've guy friends that love using a toy on their partner. It's just like an added really fun element to the sexual experience. But I couldn't believe how many people I knew that didn't have them.

I mean, they can be expensive, and I think there can be a huge range of them. And you're like, which one do I buy? And you and I design these three toys with that mind. Like the Ashley wand is like this perfect thing for like every single day with a partner or solo. Like Raina is just like, if you want to just like suck on your clip, and then the Gigi if you want to travel.

We really intentionally designed all three of these things to fit a purpose. Yeah. I'm so much to say based on what you just said. I mean, also, like, there's just so, they're not intimidating because they're like pink and they're so beautiful. And like, I think that men picture this like giant black dildo. And I say black just because it's like an aggressive color. Yeah, like I don't mean.

But it looks like a fucking microphone that we're holding, you know, this giant thing. It looks like a fucking carburetons. in the bedroom, you know, and these are so not intimidating. Also, men shouldn't care of it. You know what I'm saying. Like, the way that they look, they're so pretty. Like, even the biggest one, which is the Ashley is just like, oh, my God, it's so cute.

It's pink. It has rose gold on it, you know. But I just love where we are now. It's so beautiful to see. Like, I would have, even with my background, I wouldn't have posted a sex toy on Instagram, you know, five years ago, I feel like even. It still felt like, again, not embarrassing that I'm using it. I've been talking about this forever.

My whole life has been public, but something about just like you still felt like it was like this private thing. And I don't really, lately it's been so mainstream. I love to see it so much. I mean, I think they sell sex toys and Target. Don't buy them by ours.

But they sell them like in the stores. Like it used to be this undercover thing. You'd have to go to this sex toy store. And then sometimes you were embarrassed to do that. And so it's just, it's all over social media. And, you know, honestly,

it's like, it feels like that. But we've still run into so many roadblocks with this company that are really frustrating. And it's just like, it's just sex. It's just masturbation. And like we've learned so much about all the roadblocks when you're in a sex industry. And it's a real bummer. Like I wish it wasn't like that. But it is. And so where we've had to navigate it, we're getting text as we record this on like, you know, credit card processing and all that kind of stuff. It's just we talked about it with, we've talked about multiple experts of how hard it is to get grants to study this type of thing.

And hopefully that will change. But regardless, it's just, it's great to see it so much more mainstream. Okay. Raina. What? are your masturbation tips besides using our products and our Louve and all the things? Well, I mean, first of all, just in general, I do think of masturbation as self-care. So if I'm having a bad week, even if I'm not, like if I'm stressed, if I am exhausted, I mean, you and I have a hangover. Yeah, if I have a hangover, if you're running two businesses like Ashley and I, I force myself to masturbate. It just, it releases an incredible amount of serotonin into your brain. So orgasms are great. If I'm really,

not feeling horny a couple things. I'm porn. And get stoned. If you're even the kind of person that doesn't like to get high, like I don't like to get high and have a conversation with anybody. I'm not getting high and going out into the world. I get high. I masturbate. I go to sleep. I take like two hits of weed. It will make your orgasms so good. Longer, I can masturbate for way longer. I have way more intense orgasms. I mean, you don't really smoke weed. If you don't smoke weed. I don't. I have amazing orgasm. So you guys don't have to. Yes, you don't have to. But it is my ultimate, like, it makes me wetter. I can go longer.

I watch freaky or shit. I like to not only watch porn, but listen to porn and read porn. For me, like, the story that goes along with porn is so much better than just watching porn, to be honest. I really like to be immersed in something. And, like, I'm like, I don't like to just watch a guy, fuck a girl. I'm like, why is he here? Like, what's the backstory?

So just creating an environment where I'm like, okay, because sometimes I don't want to just, like, pick up a vibranor and start going. I want to like think about a scenario that turns me on. I was, I masturbate to the past a lot. It's past sexual experiences. But yeah, sometimes I will fire up like an old sext from an old boyfriend. I have an ex particularly who was like really good at sexting. So I'll just read our old sex. Yes. But yeah, get high. Figure out something that's an immersive scenario that you can be in. Read old sex. That always gets me in the mood. And a clean apartment. If my space is relaxing, I feel. feel relaxed. Oh, 100%. I mean, that is so true. Like, you're not looking around the room or you're

not looking at dirty dishes or like your overflowing closet. My closet's always overflowing to shut the doors. Or, you know, I love to just clean my sheets, clean my duvet cover, all buffy everything, and just get into bed naked and masturbate. I mean, my whole thing is music. You guys know that. Just setting the vibe again, like light a candle, having a clean apartment. Sex, yes, like I will be sexting with somebody or even just flirty texting with somebody and feel a little tingle down there. I'll start to get turned on. I'll like want to, you know, want to masturbate. I also think, like, changing it up.

Like, if you're always used to, like, laying on your back, stand up or ride your vibrator, you know, whatever you need to do, just, like, mixing it up physically. So you're not just doing the same thing all the time. And I don't really watch porn. I like to listen to stuff as well. So, you know, I'm very, like, that's the music too.

It's like the audio sensory experience. But I think about, like, past sexual experiences and things I would want to happen. You know, I guess that's just straight fantasizing. But, you know, with people I've slept with the four, want to sleep with again, like, thinking about them. I mean, I think just lay back and, like, let your imagination run away and just make sure you have that Ashley, Rainer, or Gigi within reach. Yeah, I mean, I think a toy can really help. Sometimes I like to go at manual, but, I mean, a toy always really helps.

And if you want to switch up the sensation a little bit, if you pair the lube with a vibrator, I just like, I love that it gets a little slippy. Yeah. It's a new sensation. I mean, yes, use the lube for sure, like, slipping all over yourself. And this isn't like a hot take. I mean, most sex toys these days do have like patterns or pulsations. But we really love ours. We tested them all.

We have handpicked them all. I mean, we had a lot of options to choose from. So there's a lot to be said for kind of like that teasing sensation. Like it's not just a steady vibration. And this is really just personal preference. Sometimes I really just want a steady vibration at the speed that I'm used to, the intensity that I like. But you can find those patterns and those pulsations that you really get you going.

There's ones that kind of have like peaks and valleys. There's ones that are just like a straight kind of a hard. pulse, it almost makes it last a longer too, because you're like bringing it up to that threshold and bringing it back down and bringing it up and bringing it back down. And so all of our products offer that too. Again, like we're probably in the products, obviously, but this is what we liked even before. We launched this company. There's so many things to get you in the moon. I like to switch up the time of day that I masturbate. Like, I like to switch up the kind of toy and the kind of stimulation. So maybe I'll do it in the bath. I like to go into the bathroom, turn the water on,

get like the bathroom really steamy. And like I'll just like sit on the toilet on the edge of the tub and masturbate. Our toys are water resistant. They're not. Don't submerge them. But they're water resistant. They're water resistant.

I do like to take nudes and I like to like think about like what I'm going to tell somebody afterwards about masturbate. I like to watch myself masturbate. Like all of it. Whatever like gets you in the moon gets you going. I know. I mean you guys order these products and when they come, pun intended,

take a picture or send it to somebody you're sexing with like ready to think about you or thinking about you as like get off. You know, I'm about to, whatever you want to do, I mean, just use them to your advantage. But I love manifesting during masturbation, too. What do you manifest? I manifested this company. I mean, the amount of times I have, like, been using our products or the prototype of our products

and thought about the success in terms of, like, building a company that people love is just, I really think, I believe in masturbation manifestation. Well, we'll talk about it in the other part of the company. Yeah, you'll hear more about that. But there's two, too. There's two types of masturbation. for me. There's one that's fantasy-based where I think about either something I want to do or something I have done

or something in a movie or whatever. And then there's masturbation that's just focused on the feeling for me and I sometimes will just focus on the feeling. Does that make sense? I don't have to think about something in the past. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I enjoy the way that like my body is moving. I'm just turned on by myself. I'm just like excited by the feeling and I don't need to like think about other things. Yeah. So that makes sense. Yeah. And I think that too,

I mean, such is, again, not a hot take, but just really clear in your mind. Like, have you ever been masturbating? And you're like, why can't I come? Oh, because I'm thinking about my fucking to-do list. You know, like a lot of it is just getting in, that's why it's self-care. Get in that relaxation mode. Clear your mind. That's probably why people really love to do weed.

I think also CBD too. I mean, if you're a person that CBD works for you. So I have been taking CBD every night before bed. It has been such a game changer. I really found the right type and right dosage for me. So when I take it a little bit before I masturbate, that elevates experience a little bit too. Your body just relaxes. the more you get out of your head a little bit.

I mean, just in general, I think that I can't speak for men, but I can speak for women. And there's so many things that just like, like Emily Nagoski, who came on our show, said sort of like pump the brakes on my pleasure centers. And so work, or if I'm fighting with a friend, or if I'm stressed out or I have a lot to do the next day, that really stops me from being able to get off.

And so if I just pause all those things and just do something nice for myself, I find it to be this cyclical thing that if I, like, have an orgasm, then I feel better, then I feel better about other things in my life. Yes. wake up, masturbate. I love wake up and masturbate. Yeah, like, people meditate. I'll do it all, but I'm saying like, masturbate first. Maybe you hydrate, masturbate, meditate. Yeah, sleep naked,

so you're just ready to go in the morning. Yeah. Masterbate first. Yeah, then hydrate. Okay. I've been on a hydration journey. I've been so hydrated lately. We wanted to keep this episode all about vibes only, but we have some life updates that we want to share next week. And one of my life updates is a date I went in last night and my hydration journey. I think we should, listen, we are hydrating more. You're on a hydration journey. I'm not. I do feel like I've realized I've wetter lately and now I'm like I'm just my body's full of full of water. Yeah. But no, I just think I'm more hydrated and I just, that's why. I'm on a hydration journey as well. I'm drinking less. And so I feel like I need to fill my time with other stuff. So masturbating more. Well, I mean, one of the things that makes it

nearly impossible for me to come is drinking. Like if I've had two drinks, like I got to jack the rain all the way up. Oh. And yeah, that'll, that's a rocket. ship right there that you're riding. But so we'll do a little, a little BTS moment from the company launch. We had a whole different color palette. And we were in a meeting with our designer and everybody was on a company-wide Zoom.

And I just was like, I decided I don't like this anymore. And I was like, the pink is too pink. It's too Barbie pink. It's too hot pink. And everybody was like, what? We had done everything. We had designed everything, the logo and everything. And I was like, nope.

Listen, let it be a business advice for you, a business advice. But it wasn't too late. You know, like, sometimes I'll be like, I don't like this. I don't like this, but we've gone too far. And not at all. You know, this is what we have to look at forever. Like, this is the whole company. The brand is the color scheme.

And so we were like, let's go back to the drawing board. And again, like, who we've worked with, everyone's been so patient and so great. And they just wanted to get it right. I wanted to be perfect. But I remember that moment, it was like bubbling up inside. I mean, I was like, I hate it. I hate it. I don't like the colors anymore.

And everybody was like, scur. Like record screeched. I feel like Rayna was like, oh my God, oh my God. I don't know. I wasn't crazy about it either. And I think that like we as a business for all the years we've been together. If like we hate something, we just say it. And there's no ego about it.

And like I don't think we're worried about insulting the other person. If I hate something, I hate something. You know? Yeah. Just we wanted to. I mean, listen, I love pink. Yesterday I was like I feel like El Woods. Call me like the most basic bitch on the planet.

I'm a millennial female. But like we wanted this to stay in that family but feel a little classy. And it just wasn't the right pink. But I fucking love paint. and I'm coming out as a person. That's my favorite color. I think it's so obvious. You scroll our Instagram and I'm pink in every single video.

Like, we love it. I mean, if you don't like something, say something. We got the packaging. If you don't like, you see something and say something. We got the designs for the packaging for like first round. And it was fine. It wasn't great. It was a box.

And we were like, we don't like it. And then we hired our desire. I mean, we just kind of, you know, we'll talk about this some more in the career episode, but this has really been like such a journey. And we came up with, this idea, February 2nd, 2021 of like, this is what we should do. Raina was like, say less.

You know, same is with the podcast. I was like, want to do this? She was like, yep. And then it was like, how do we do it? You know, and we found this incredible partner to help us with the toys, who was just so knowledgeable in the space and then this other whole thing. And so if we were just doing toys, this would have been launched six months ago. It's the other component, but that has taken so long to perfect and to get right.

And also, you know, we did this. This is not like a hot take, but, you know, we recorded an episode every single week. And we juggle guests. and we do our own social media, we do our merchandise, and we're always on tour, and Ashley does comedy on our own, and we want to also try to have a social life. And, you know, to launch this has been a real labor of love. And there's been so many times where you or I or both of us have been like, do we bite off too much? And is this too much to handle? And like, why did we do this? This is so crazy. Are we insane? Because we have people that work for us and depend on us. And it's been a real

challenge and a labor of love and something that we worked really fucking hard on, on top of also running other businesses. Yeah. I'm proud of it. Yeah. Well, we kind of derailed, but we did get some tips from you guys. We shared ours, but we asked you guys on Instagram some masturbation tips. So we want to go through these. All right. So some of your tips, which just coincide with some of ours, listen to someone with the sexy voice. We got you. Get high beforehand. Light that candle. Wash them sheets. Take that flower, flick that bean. I thought it was going to be a poem that rhymed, but it's okay. I like it. It's still like a haiku. Watch some porn. But don't

touch yourself for a little while, build up anticipation, which I like edging like that. Lighting music. Get wet, yeah. Get wet. Lighting. Lighting before you touch yourself. I don't like to speak of things before they're done, but it's a masterpiece. Lighting music need to have good slash sexy energy in the room.

So, you know, shut the closet and the drawers and then touch your body elsewhere and tease yourself all day with what you're going to do. I love that. This girl's like, I just, I just sexed myself. Tees yourself all day. That's so funny. What if you were to sexting with yourself? Okay, fantasize before. When I'm horny, I'll wait and fantasize first.

It's more enjoyable. I fantasize all day every day. I'll be fantasizing about like something sexual when I'm like on the Peloton. I feel like I'm revealing a lot. Okay. I love to have my sleeping mask on so it's completely dark and I'm just focusing on the feeling. I love that. Post shower, you're all damp and sexy and smooth.

I'll do it with a towel still on my head. That's great. Like right out of the shower. If you just shaved your legs, your body's feeling smooth. You just got a bikini wax, whatever you're doing. Set the tone like you would a dick appointment. I'm talking, light a candle, dim the lights.

If you have to pee, wait. Okay. Masterate full of pee, I'm serious. Okay, so there's a lot to be said for this. First of all, you know that I've been trying to blow the whistle on squirting. This is Ashley's cause. She wants to let everyone know that it's not squirt and she's pain. I think I saw another clip.

I think it was Whitney Cummings talking about this too. And I think it was Whitney Cummings talking about this too. I think it was Whitney Cummings and her guest was saying that like when you squirt, there is pee in there. So listen, we'll deep time on this later. But what she is saying is having pressure down there. I know what she means. Yeah. I mean, you're running the risk of peeing.

Yeah. And then you'll say you squirted, you liar. But I mean, I think even like I'm going to just get real nasty with it, even if you have to poop a little bit. You have pressure down there. I got to empty out. You got to empty out. You got to empty the tank like all of it. I got to empty the tank.

I want to save this for Bella's episode because it was the funniest thing she's ever said. Okay. It's not about pee. No, it's about her poop. No, it's about her water bottle. We'll clear it up when you come on the show. We'll clear it up, yeah, you guys. Everybody's going to be wondering.

I'm the opposite. I got to clear the tank. I got to have poop and pee. I got to get everything out of me so I can only focus on one sensation. Okay, this next one, I'm personally offended. Lock the pets out of the room. Okay, so here's a deal. I would never.

You like when he'd watch. you. No, I don't. I prefer if the dog is on his bed or he's in the couch in the other room. But one of the first times I masturbated with Azul, he was on the bed. I was like, what do I care? He was at the foot of the bed. He's not even touching me. And I fired him my vibrator and he jumped off the bed. I was like, okay, Azul, could you not be so dramatic? You're scared of two things. What motorcycles in this vibrator? Like, it's that loud. Like, your mom is just about to, like, ram this motorcycle motor into her pussy. Like, he acted so dramatic with it. Like, it's scared him. I don't, I don't blame you, son.

But I don't, you can definitely do that. I mean, it's, you know, it took me out of the moment for the second. But I don't, I feel weird like locking a mother room. But do you, you guys do you. Treat it like a multivitamin once a day. Seduce yourself. Candle, sexy laundry playlist. Start slow.

Don't go to town immediately. That is just so great. Like, take the evening and seduce yourself. You don't need a partner to feel sexy to get off, to have an incredible orgasm to put on lingerie, to do all these things. I mean, I frequently don't have a partner and I have orgasms every day. I love it, 100%. But I'm saying like the whole thing,

like candle, sexy laundry playlist, all that stuff, you think of that as setting the mood for a sexy night in with your partner, but you don't have to. Sexy night in with yourself. Yeah. All right.

The last couple, touch your tits. Yeah, like touch other parts of your bodies with other aridgenous zones. Recharge your toys ahead of time. Don't let them die on you. How much do I hate when my vibrator dies when I am masturbating?

Guided audio, a toy inside as well as on the clip. We got you. To choose. Or the dual-action. A fun arousal oil. So yeah, like I said, use our loom on the toys. Sexting and synchronized sessions. I mean, I love phone sex so much. I love sexting. I love telling somebody what I'm going to do with myself. So anything that really gets you going. But it's, it's health. It's health masturbating. 100%. Okay, so we wanted to share some funny, embarrassing stories, bringing back some of y'all's

stories, but of course, wanted to kick it off with some of our own. Do you have an embarrassing or? I think so. We probably shared these over the years. I mean, I've never had anybody walk in on me masturbating, but I came home from college, two things. My brother drove my car once, and in the middle console, I have a vibrator, so he found it, made fun of me. And then the other one, my mom, I came home from college with like all my shit. My vibrator was in, my like suitcase and then I must like left the suitcase in my room and when I came back the suitcase was unpacked and put away and the vibrator was like somewhere. So my mom had unpacked the vibrator. Oh my God. But other than that, nothing like so crazy. But yeah, your mom finding your vibrator is

pretty disgusting. Yeah. I've talked about this would like live with my parents during quarantine. I ordered these vibrators and they came and my dad almost ripped open the box and I was like, I got it. And I like grabbed it from and ran outside. But I think I might have shared this in the podcast, but some of you guys might be new here, but it is one of my favorite stories. I was flying to Prague to visit my best high school friend, who I talked about him a couple weeks ago, and connected through Heathrow in London, in the airport. And that little bullet that I mentioned that Kate had gotten me,

I just threw it in my bag and my carry-on before I flew out. And when it went through the security check, it got pulled for a bag check. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no. This can't be happening. Like, it better not be that. You know, and then I was like, did I bury it under something, you know, whatever? And randomly, just like this man is like opening my suitcase. And there was just a lot of like bras and stuff on the top to begin with.

Right. It was just like undergarments. Maybe I was wearing underwear at the time. And there was just like a lot of stuff like that along with this vibrator. And I saw it and he saw it. And I was like, no, no, no. This can't happen. And he grabs it.

Grabs it in his hand. TSA. That's crazy. And was like, what is this? And like my knees went weak. And there's people all around. He throw, I mean, it's just like LaGuardia. Also, do you know what it is, sir?

I don't know. I mean. Six of the mat of your back. this week. He was a non-American man. He, I mean, there was a language barrier. He was not really understanding. Like, you know what I mean? Like, he wasn't giving me the energy of like, I'm trying to embarrass you. I think he had no idea. Truly. No, no, I don't think he was trying to embarrass you. I just, I would have thought that like, this happens to a lot of people. So he was like, what is this? And like a very thick accent. And I was like, I'm not, I'm not to, I rarely get

embarrassed my knees like one week. Today I would be like living for it because I'd be like, what an amazing story. But still in public, it's pretty. Yeah. I mean, this was years, years ago. and I was like, it's a vibrator, and he was like, can you turn it on? And I was like, oh my God. And it just twisted on. I did twist it on. And I think he finally grasped it then. And he was like, okay.

And then he grabbed my full-sized toothpaste, which was the problem the whole time and threw it into the bin and let me go on my way. And I was like, the toothpaste was the problem, sir. How dare you? I was mortified. My likes were like jelly. I like walked away. People had seen it.

Oh, yeah. And then you keep seeing the people in the airport. Yes. You hear it. He heard it being turned on. And then it was funny because I blogged about this. You know, it was a blogger. I was an old school blogger.

And the company read it and they sent me some of their new, cool toys. And at the time, they had this thing that they were like vibrating finger pads. And so you would wear this. It was clunky back then. I'm sure they have better things today. We'll just create something better. But it was like a little wrist, you wore like thing on your wrist and then it had two finger pads. So the guy would wear it.

So his fingers are vibrating on your clip. And they sent me these. And I was like, I can't wait to try this out with somebody. I was like very hype on it. I was like, this is a great thing to do. You could just have this guy with this little wristband and then his fingers are vibrating. And I used it with a first date, a first Tinder date. Like, I went out with this guy.

That's wild. I got super drunk, brought him back to my place. I wasn't that into him. I was like, I don't care what he thinks of me. And I was like, can you put this on, had him strap the wrist on, had him use the sex toys. And I was like, you can go now. And he blew me up for weeks. Of course, that guy still talks about you.

That guy still tells his friend about that's the craziest date he's ever been on. This girl gave me these vibrating finger pads. How many other guys have been wearing them? They were fresh. I think I unboxed in front of it. I didn't unboxing. They're washable. So those are mine.

All right, well, let's read some of your guys is. Do you want to start? I'll take the shorter ones. Okay. So we, she says, okay, this one is actually my boyfriend's story, but not mine, but it's too good. So about 10 years ago, long before my boyfriend and I got together, he was dating someone else who often wasn't in the mood, didn't feel like having sex, etc.

He definitely makes it sound like he had a lame sex life with her. He tells me stories about how he'd eventually be like, fine, fuck it and go jerk off in the bathroom. However, one day, he unbeknownst to him at the time, the lotion he grabbed in the bathroom wasn't regular lotion, but a self-tanner. His hand was dark bronze for days. All his friends and coworkers were like, what the fuck happened to your hand? And he fessed up and earned him the nickname Bronzer, which is his best friends will casually drop to this day. She's talking about his hand.

What about his dick? I know. That's all I kept thinking was, what does his dick look like? He looked like a bronze statue, a white guy with a brown dick. Yeah, but hold on. hear me out. What if if he was like this really pale white dude, he was like, my dick looks kind of nice, like with a tan on it.

Like, do you think he like got into it? He still does it to this day. It may still look danger because there's like shadows on it. He still contoured his dick. He still doesn't. Okay, this next one, I laid in bed and put porn on my phone in my bedroom and the sound wasn't working. I kept turning it up until full blast and still nothing.

After five minutes of playing this threesome video, I realized that my phone was connected to the speaker outside. my neighbors were having dinner on the back porch. That is insane. Imagine just having like a lovely dinner. I'm picturing like Matt's neighbors, the sweet old Jane and Jane and Warren, like sitting on the couch and just hear like, and it's like a three-sum video.

The fact that it's a three-and-some is even crazier because it's not just like normal sex. They're like, oh, you're in a freaking shit. To hear porn is so funny. Like old school like a crazy, like I, there's this episode of Curb because I've been watching season five occur on. Delta. They have season five. It's random. And there's this one where Larry walks into the nursing home to visit his dad. And he just hears porn blasting all throughout the nursing home. His dad,

who's hard of hearing, was like watching it in his room. And it's like blaring throughout the entire nursing home. Everyone's just walking around pretending like they don't hear it. Okay. Hey ladies, I'm going to try to keep this short and sweet just like Raina. So when I was younger, we appreciate that. We don't want stories that are as long as me. So when I was younger, I was exploring sexually. I did have access to porn. So I got creative and what watched sex scenes and movies, same girl. So I stole my parents' DVD of Jerry McGuire and American Beauty and would watch it on my portable DVD player. I had notes of the timestamps of the sex scenes. Like a journal with timestamps. I'm picturing like a black and white composition notebook and

she was like timestamps in there. I kept it tucked between my mattress and box spraying along with my vibrator. I'd got a new mattress and asked my dad to help me switch it out. Of course he decided to do it when I wasn't home. That's what my dad would do. I got home from work that day and saw the DVDs and vibrator on my nightstand and I swear my soul left my body. I was beyond mortified. It's never been brought up. But I did put my parents' DVDs back and used only my thoughts going forward. Thanks for reading.

It's the DVDs with the vibrator next level. If my dad found out that I was masturbating to Jerry McGuire, I would die. That sex scene is unreal. Okay. Would you rather your dad found a real porn? She's yelling. She's like, fuck me, right? Yes.

It's Kelly Preston. It's insane. But do you, like, I would have like, I would have like, like love to watch like her parents' faces that it was washed over them like what she's masturbating you because it would take me a second you know what I mean like I'd be like like McGuire an American beauty I think I would get it right away what does she say in that sex scene it's like iconic isn't she like yelling just like um I forget I watched it recently like on the plane she's riding him against a bookshop and screaming never ever stop fucking me yes

never ever stop fucking me yeah it's fucking fucking hot. I, when I was really young, Lindsay, my cousin Lindsay and I would watch dirty dancing and we would pause it when you could see Patrick Swayze's butt all the time when we were alone. Did you pop that VHS in? No, because I wasn't masturbated. You timestamped it? Oh. Okay. All right. My friend from college has an absolutely amazing story, which she said I can share. She was sexting with a guy over Snap. I was taking a video of herself and moaning and everything. Of course, when you take a video on Snap, it then plays back before you said it so you can review the content, What she didn't know is that while she was up in a room,

her phone was connected to the Bluetooth speaker in her apartment's living room. I believe she then got a message from her room being like, um, your phone is connected to the speaker. That is. I wouldn't die if your phone connected. Like, if I was in our office and I started hearing you masturbate because you connected to the wrong speaker, I would die.

I know. Okay, this one, you haven't read this one yet. She says when I was an undergrad, I had my sexual awakening, so to speak. I had been sexually active since high school, but never had an orgasm until I was in my second last year of undergrad. I was quite a frisky little thing at the time. In my senior year, I was a research assistant.

I was working in my lab specimen room and feeling really horny. So I masturbated in there, hands down the pants, no obfiance or anything, literally just rubbed one out, surrounded by at least four dozen cubic feet plexiglass boxes full of live bumblebee colonies. I've never told anyone this. Thanks for all the laughs and for entertaining me on my runs. Okay, thank you to her for coming out and sharing this with us. I am dead. She just went full manual acoustic, just hand,

down the pants, bumblebee's everywhere. Sometimes you gotta get it. Bumblebees. It's crazy. This is a crazy story. Those bees were going crazy. They were like buzzing it up. Bubble bee colonies.

Maybe she likes the danger. Buzz, buzz, bitches. Well, that's our masturbation episode. I am just, I'm so proud of this. And whether this is your newer listener or you've been with us for four and a half years, just thank you for believing in us and taking our advice and listening to the guests week after week and just hyping us. And we share so much of our lives with you and you share so much of your lives with us. And that's why this company is so special. And we are so excited

to bring you the next iteration of Girls Got to Eat, which is vibes only. You know, thank you to Ashley. This was really your idea. And I've loved building it with you. And we're just, we're so proud of this. We're like really, really, really so proud of this. And it's only going to get better. We've been another thing to launch you guys next week. But the fact that we can like give you guys orgasms and normalize this type of stuff and just help you guys get free here by yourself or with a partner. We're just, we're so excited. Oh my God, Raina. I know. I've been so happy to do this with you. I mean, there really have been these moments where we were like, why do we do this? Like, why do we start a whole other career? You know what I mean? On top of everything that we're trying to do. And I really

just believe that it's all going to be worth it. And we're so excited. And I can't stress to you guys enough how what we're doing when we launch the second part of this is something that's never been done before. I really don't like to use such dramatic extra words like revolutionize. I really feel like we're revolutionizing the masturbation, self-pleasure industry with what we're doing. There's the cutting edge technology. Like it's just so fucking bomb and I can't wait. And we really want you guys to get these toys.

I mean, we have created the toys that we are using every single day. This isn't like Kylie Swim that like, you know, throw our name on something and sell you you a product that we would never use. We don't even have any extras in the studio because we're using them. And, you know, it's just we've given them to some of our friends to test. Everyone is blown away what we've done. I mean, we really worked with an expert of the industry to create things that really don't exist elsewhere. And if something similar exists, we've done it better. And we've done it more beautifully and the boxes. And again, you get this velvet travel pouch. And when you get it,

you will know before probably you've been hearing on the podcast. If you were to order early this week and you would receive it, you're going to know the other part of it immediately. It's going to be in your box and more ways than one. And so even before you may, hear it on the official launch, you're going to know and you're going to be able to see what it's all about. And then we will continue to explain that and talk about it. You know, it's, it's not complicated, but it is involved. And it's just really, really exciting. So what we've done is so special. We're so proud of it. It's just, it's the hardest we've worked. It's the longest we've worked on a thing. You know what I mean? Like, the podcast took a couple months to throw together.

I mean, we did it. But like this is, this is just, it feels like we're birthing this child to the world. And we hope you guys embrace it and love it and get these products. And, love them as much as we do. And that's really it. You can go to vibes only, of course, and follow vibes only on Instagram. We have such fun Instagram content planned and go ahead and throw the Twitter a follow too. Maybe we'll tweet. Maybe when we get our Forbes cover, we'll tweet, we'll tweet it out, we'll tweet the link out. And stay tuned for more. Yeah, we'll see you guys next week. Please order this. Come to the shows, listen to the podcast, everything. Thank you for your support always of us. It means everything in the world. We

you trust us so much to create things for you. And we want to create the best show in the world, the best live shows in the world. And now we've created, we think, the best toys in the world. So yes, thank you, guys. This is going to elevate the shows as well. Just even more sex positive, pleasure-based content. But we're not straying away from what we've always done. Of course. So get tickets to those at Girls Gotty Podcast.com. And you can follow, of course, Girls Gotty Podcast. And make sure you're following vibes only two. And I am Ash Hess on everything. Twitter, TikTok, and Instagram. Raina is reina.combe. And where Girls underscore got to eat on Twitter and vibes only on Twitter.

And we'll see you next week. That's it, guys. Have a great week and happy masturbating. Bye.