Girls Gotta Eat - #RelationshipGoals vs. Reality

Episode Date: May 7, 2018

People are always like "Whatever, it's just social media" and we're like "Is it tho......?" (eye roll emoji) In this day and age, social media does play a part in relationships, and we dive deep into these topics in a #NoFilter episode with our first male guest -- @KrispyShorts of @FuckJerry. He's attractive, successful, insightful, has a legit romance story to share, and we hit him with some real questions during our new game "Mansplaining." We think you're going to like this threesome. Follow us on Instagram @GirlsGottaEatPodcast. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Don't be too forward unless he's giving you the signs back. I totally agree. I mean, I feel like you've probably go by that, Raina. I don't think you're like waking up and breakfast and blowjobs for like a brand new guy. Fuck now. Right. I might like kick the dresser over on my way out. Like just let somebody know that you care about that.

Welcome back to Girls Gotta Eat podcast. I love when you do that. I know. I'll sing songy. So good. I love your voice actually. I fast forward through it when you're talking when I'm listening to the podcast. You masturbate to your own voice.

We know. Yeah, well, I'm smart. Guys, we are coming to you from Mouth Media. It is an awesome studio that we record at by Senheiser. Lots of other cool podcasts record here as well. So you can check out their website. We are super excited for today's episode because we have our very first guest. We do have our first guest.

We're not going to tell you who it is yet. We probably already looked in the description. But we'll get to that. But we want to catch up with each other first. There's no surprises left in life. Yes. So catch up with each other. What do I have to talk about?

I'm leaving for actually Atlanta the day after tomorrow where I've never been, which you lived out. ATL, I lived in Atlanta for 10 years. Boss of Rana don't call it Hotlana. We don't do that. Oh. Yep. I know. I've been doing that for a while.

You are headed to Atlanta. And I put together a list of my favorite restaurants for Raina and also all the guys she can't fuck. Well, let's back up. I put together a restaurant list and Ashley just signed off on each thing. I did sign off. You did a great job. Thank you. But you're taking a little trip next week, sis. I am. It's funny. We're both heading to the south. I am heading to Nashville for a little girls weekend, friends' birthday party. And I'm super excited. I haven't been there. I've been to Nashville a few times. Is Nashville a south? Yeah.

Tennessee. Tennessee. Anybody that has like a twang, it's the south. Yeah. I mean, what else is it going to be? It's not really Midwest. But yeah, I think Tennessee is the south. So I'm excited to go to Nashville. I think it's cute. We're both heading down south.

We're going to see what these southern gentlemen are all about and report back. I got to tell you, though, I went to college in Indiana, and a lot of people are from, like, Kentucky and, like, that whole area, Tennessee. And, like, I'm not about a southern accent. I don't even know why I live there for 10 years. I'm just saying. It's a funny thing we'll talk about next week. Like, if somebody goes on a date with me with a southern accent, like, I would prefer you just change your voice to a British accent or something. or something else, but as soon as you open up your mouth,

then you're like, my truck, I'm out. Out. Yes, so safe travels. I hope you eat all the delicious food and enjoy my former home. I hope that you eat. I wish for you has to eat lots of Nashville hot chicken and hot men. Eat some chicken and a dick. That's the life.

Oh, there it is. Okay, guys, we are super excited about today's episode, but before that, we do want to tell you as always. reading your emails and hearing what you guys have to say. And you do ask us about other podcasts that we like. We wanted to present one that we are really feeling lately. I love the name, two girls, one podcast. It's not about us. It's another two girls and I love it. It's these two really funny actors, these two women, and they just get into it on the internet. They go in like the deepest dives and like the weirdest web wormholes with all these like fringe

online communities. I mean, they've talked to people with weird fetishes. It's very funny. So if you're into that weird shit, two girls, one podcast, check it out. But listen to ours first. Just make sure you've listened to all of ours. You guys better not take our recommendations until you've listened to all of ours. But yeah, Raina, how you feeling? I'm feeling good. I'm super excited about this guest, so let's get into it. Let's do it. All right, guys, we are so excited to announce our first threesome on the podcast. I'm a little nervous. Never had one before. I have. They're not all they're cracked up to be. I got to be honest.

One person's always left out. Two guys or two girls? I worked up with a girl and a guy, so it was two girls and a guy. I could never handle two penises flying. James, settle down. We haven't even introduced you yet. You were already asking questions. You guys, we are so excited to have James,

aka Crispy Shorts, on Instagram. He works with Fuck Jerry. Big deal on the gram, and he is going to be our first male guest, first guest ever. Welcome, James. Thanks for the invite, guys. exciting. Yeah, we are super excited to have you as our first cast. I couldn't sleep last

night. I'm really pumped up to come. Is this your first threesome? This is my first threesome, yep. Oh, for you. I wanted to have one in college, but never panned out. You tried. I tried. I tried multiple times. I got to be honest, one person always, you're always going to get no fight with one of the girls because she's like, why are you

paying more attention to me? That's what's going to have. That's why I feel like I can't do it. Anyways, I want to talk about you, introduce yourself to the audience. Who are you? How Are you? Where are you from? Talk about yourself. 32. I moved to New York like probably eight years ago and was studying finance. Sorry, I moved into a finance role. Hated my job. Five years ago, I started making these videos on the weekends. I had like a thousand followers. And I was like, this is kind of what I want to do. I want to incorporate brands somehow and get a following on Instagram. So I teamed up with Fuck Jerry like probably four years ago. him and I had a really good relationship and then decided to start a company together where we just do influencer marketing for some of the biggest brands in the world and my account kept

growing his account kept growing he's like 13 14 million and then we just built out this network of 20 different Instagram accounts casual casually market to brands like or four brands like Burger King subway Netflix like constantly all day producing content and then doing brand stuff throughout the week at what point when you were like creating your content did you decide like there's a market for this. Like, people care about this. I didn't really know. Like, I just knew when I started to get, I started making these stupid videos, people

were commenting and tagging their friends. And it was just so easy to install a brand anywhere, like you were making a joke about Netflix or it just, it just made sense to try it out. So I just quit my job and shot for it. I hated my job. I fucking hated me in finance. Yeah. It was the worst.

I wasn't happy. It was a big risk. I was getting paid a decent amount. And I just threw all that aside. I do start this with Elliot, fuck Jerry, and we just worked our asses off. And three years later, we have 25 people in our company and everything's going really well. That's amazing. And what you, I think people don't really understand the business behind a social media empire like this.

Like, for real empire. I think somebody looks at something like fuck Jerry and they're like, what's your 25 people need to do? But you could probably have double that, right? So what, explain like what 25 people at fuck Jerry at your company. Like, what do they do? All right. So I'll break it down. It's not just Fuck Jerry.

Fuck Jerry has the biggest account. He's got 13.5 million followers. He's so good at building other accounts. He's manipulated 20 other great accounts like pizza, beige cardigan, my account, Krispy Shorts, Kanye doing things. The list goes on. Did you know that right now? Oh, my God. You wouldn't even know how to accounts.

I can't believe I'm sitting here with Kanye doing things. Well, Elliot runs that account and created that account. I knew some of them, but I did not know. God, pizza? Jesus Christ. I'm like really star-struck now. Elliot just used his network to build other accounts up. Of course. It's smart.

And there's really no face behind a lot of them. And a lot of people don't know this. So that's why it's so good when we go to Brands and say, hey, do you want to hit 50 million people right away? We're going to make you an ad and distribute it whenever you want. Right. So the 25 accounts, there are 25 people at the office that just making original content all day. Some are memes. Not all.

The memes original. We make a lot of video work. like for Facebook, Instagram and YouTube. It's literally a content powerhouse as graphic designers, salespeople. Yeah, it's a full-packed house every day. Yeah, powerhouse is like an understanding.

I think people don't realize what a huge company to say. But if you really sit down and think about it, you're like, oh, all these huge accounts I follow, like they're pumping out content, they're working with brands. It's a huge operation. You know, like any other media company.

Right. And can we back up really quick. You want to talk about Connie doing things? No, no, no. I want James to tell us where he's from. I'm from Delaware. So am I. Dang girl.

You're a loser for not being from Delaware. You guys are losers. Loser from Pennsylvania. Nerd. But anyway, I just had to put that out there. And we met in person in Delaware at the Starboard, the best bar on the East Coast in the world, maybe. You ever met a not cool person from Delaware? My ax used to take me to Delaware sometimes.

That's just gross. It doesn't matter. He's an outsider. Delaware is really no ever reason to go to Delaware. The beaches are good. Dewey, yeah. To party at Dewey on. Yeah, I guess.

In the summertime. But I can shit on Delaware, but other people can't. Like, if people start talking shit on Delaware, I'm like, what the, what motherfucker? Oh, yeah. I'm from Pittsburgh, which, like, is essentially a lot of people think, like, a shithole, Steeltown. I can say that, but other people can't say that. It's like, if somebody says something bad about your mom, you're like, I'm sorry, who do you think you are? I know my mom's, but you cannot talk to a little like that.

Exactly. That's great. Oh, thanks. Okay. So, this is a dating and pod. I know what I do for a living. This is a dating podcast. Are you single? I am not single.

I've been not single. I've been not single. Same relationship. If you've been not single. Yeah, same relationship. And we didn't really tell you guys this, but James is a model himself. You are very attractive man. Thank you. You're welcome.

But you do a lot of funny model. Like you'll... Yeah, I usually make... Like, the whole male model industry is really funny to me. Just do the face. I can't do the face right now because they can't see the face. Oh, no. No, I'm going to put this on a real-time...

A true story. Okay, ask him to do the face again. James, do the face. Do the model face. It's like your own face. It's not sexy, no. Yes, it's very sexy. You're fired.

Okay. How did you meet your girlfriend? But she is a model. She's a model. She's an actual model. I make videos and make fun of models and model videos. It's funny. Did you guys meet modeling together?

No, I've actually never gotten a modeling job ever, but I met her at Think Coffee in Soho. Really? She was reading a book. I was riding my Vespa down. Oh, shut up. This is too. I can't handle this. I was at a stoplight.

I was going to the airport and then I parked my bike right next to think coffee. There was no parking spots. I was probably going to get a ticket. I was so like in love with this girl. I sat next to her and there was nobody sitting next to her. You saw her from the window. No, I saw her from. She was outside.

Oh, she was outside. I was reading a little French book. And I was like, I got to talk to this girl. So I must have to up the courage to sit. sit next to her table and there was like 10 open tables everywhere else. It was so obvious. I was like, I'm so fucking nervous. Is that what happens when somebody sits next to me?

I love this. I was so nervous and I was like, all right, I got to talk to her. I can't just go in and say, what are you reading? So I asked her to watch. I put my Vespa helmet down. I was like, do you mind watching this while I go get a coffee? As if I couldn't have just brought it in without. Wait, so every guy that asked me to coffee shop to like watch his computer is trying

to fuck me? Thousand percent. Really? Or you just asked a shit. Or they really have to go to the bathroom. Okay, so you were like, you watch my helmet. So I came back out. Yeah, I came back out.

I was like, oh, thank you so much. Thought you're going to steal it, blah, blah. Then we just started talking. Totally. It was just like a little bit more casual. She knew what the fuck was going on. Yeah. But it was, yeah, then we started talking.

She didn't text me back for like six months. I kept asking her to get coffee, go to a movie. Wait, seriously? You're really to put it in work. Like work. Oh my gosh. Work. Yeah, she was not interested whatsoever.

Then finally we ended up going to a coffee date together in Union Square. We had a really good date. That was your first date? That was our first date. No alcohol. No alcohol. What time of the day was it? Actually, later we went to like Cafitjitin and Alita.

We walked down there. Good spot, yeah. And then like a douchebag, I asked her to watch a movie with me. And we went upstairs. I forget what we watched. To your apartment? Yeah. So I was like, okay, she's into me.

First date. Yeah. Which is weird, right? I would not go over. Because I was like, she's very shy. This took six months to get her here. Yeah, six weeks in the first time she says yes. I was like, okay, she's down.

And then I tried like, we were like holding hands mid-movie. I was like, what the fuck is happening right now? And then I went to kiss her at the end, and she rejected me. So she'll hold your hand, but she won't kiss you. Yeah. And she was like letting me massage her hand a little bit. And we were getting really cute. She was giving me all the signals.

So I went in for the kiss, and she was like, no, I'm sorry. I can't. I was like, all right, this is awkward. Okay, well, see you later. And then I walked to the subway and tried to kiss her again. It was just, I was literally in love with this girl. I love this. So, girls, here's what you have to do.

So here's what we have to do to land a man is not texting back for six months. That's it. That's it. That's literally it. Put out all the signals. And when he reacts to the signals, make him feel like a fool. Yep. And then he'll fall in love with you.

Let's just say that she had the whole model thing going for. Oh, yes. Also be a model. Got it. Got it, got it, got it, got it. You have to be a model. She was really sweet. She was just like, she was playing so hard to get.

It was probably because she wasn't into me whatsoever. But I found it so attractive. Love it. Yeah, you have to not text boys back. Well, we talk about this. Like, and this was my long-term X. Like, when we first met, I was like, I'm not dating this guy. My God.

And, like, it was just, my natural reaction was, like, hard to get without realizing it. Like, it's not a game. We always say, if you could just act the way you act when you're not really into a guy with every guy, like, you would just be able to land every single guy. It's just, it's hard to do. You can actually be like, oh, my God, I could take it or leave it. I don't care of a fuck about this guy. You're, like, not responding to him in a right amount of time.

and just like playing hard to get naturally, that's the way to do it. Seriously, that literally is the most winning formula ever. And she is... So all that to my girl, my closest girlfriends. Yeah. They just, they're too aggressive with guys. Guys don't want you to be so available all the time. Well, it's just hard.

Like, it's great when it comes naturally, but... Yeah. And she's so hard. She's French. She's French. Yeah, she's French. Yeah, I mean, she's full-blown, like... Full fucking baggards and everything.

Yeah, like, she wasn't just, like, bored and French. Like, she's the accent and everything. Yeah. She lives in, like, this little, like, farmhouse in the middle of the middle of the country in France. Walks around with a little chihuahua under our baguette. They're long distance. She actually lives in France.

Okay, so we want to talk about, we were talking about social media today. We're influencers, I feel like such a douchebag saying that. You're an influencer, we live on Instagram. Oh, do you? Because earlier, somebody's asking me what I do now. She's like, I have a bigger following than she does. I'm an influencer. That guy was ignoring me.

He had no idea who I was. I had to put it out there. Tell me about your girlfriend is in, you do videos with her and stuff. She's part of your brand. So when did you first feel comfortable putting this beautiful French model girlfriend on the gram? Well, honestly, I think at the time when I met her, I had like 5,000 followers. So it wasn't anything special. But I remember like a couple months in.

Actually, when we start over, it's probably like two months in that we started after our first kiss. So it was like eight months in. Literally took two months to kiss her after our first date. It's fucking unbelievable. I was obsessed, though. That's how to do it. This is how to do it. Girls, like, analyze everything and every single text.

Don't analyze. Just don't do anything. Just literally don't do anything. Don't do less. Totally pat. Some guy texted me this week, who I was, like, kind of into, and I responded once. That was the last time I heard from him. Yeah, it's so funny.

All right. Anyway, so we're talking about, you know, when do you put somebody on social media? What does it mean if they don't put you on the social media? Yeah. So, well, what we find is really fascinating. We just want to hear your like take, your like comedic take on it. Like couples that are so over the top, like, I'm so blessed. We're so in love. It's like it almost is like, is it just bullshit?

Like, do you feel like it's compensating? Like we all know those couples where we're like, oh my God. Like this is insane. Like is this real? This can't be real. It's just like too much. Like do less. Yeah.

Like don't you think there's a whole like Instagram versus reality? A thousand percent. I think it all depends who you ask. Like, I love Matt Couchall and Ariel. We were later on really going to talk about them today. They were in our notes. I love it. I know them, and they actually are really in love.

But, I mean, so let's talk about them and also you and your girlfriend, I think, especially, you know, you guys are both creating content together. Well, let's talk about who this couple is. Ariel, Vandenberg, Matt Cutchall. They were, what, best friends for years. And then they finally got together. I, like, heart them so much. They're my favorite couple. They're comedians.

Favorite celebrity couple. But they do a lot of that lovey-dovey stuff. They do. But do you believe it? But here's the thing. And I will say this is one thing I'm going to say. They are still really new. And so I think sometimes you genuinely, you were still like on a high.

So when my ex, we were so in love those first six months to a year. Like that was all for real. Like we weren't, it wasn't every day, but we both posted a lot on social media. So we were just like had those genuine feelings. And I get that from Ariel and Matt. But then I'm like, three years down the road, give it up. This is not. Is this for, are you?

guys still like puppy love this one's on the road? Like chill out. Wait, do you think you're mad that they're that in love or do you think that they're just faking it? I think that they really are in love. They were best friends. They built this by great foundation, but I think that they really genuinely just like want to spend every minute of their day together. That's certainly how it looks. Well, what about, okay, let's take it out of the celebrity realm. I'm just want to talk about like regular ass couples that feel the need to constantly post photos about like the universe. and walking to the end of the world with you just to hold your hand for one more second.

Yeah, the cheesy shit, that's just so fake and played out. You think it is? Yeah. I think it is, too. I think there's just a way that it comes across from like, I'm like calling bullshit on this. I remember the one time I felt really fake on social media. My ex and I got in this huge fight at this festival.

He left me there. And we had taken a cute picture. And I was like... Real Molly? No. He might have been. And I was like, I want to post this cute pick of us, but we're fighting.

So I had to like wait till we made up. like a day later. And then I was like, cute pick alert. You should have just scribbled them out on the Instagram. Like tore the picture now. And all the comments are like, you guys are so cute, perfect couple. And I'm like, we fought that whole day. Like, this is, I'm such a fraud.

That's true. There is this facade to make your life seem perfect on Instagram. I think a lot of people do it. Yeah. I did a little research for this episode today. A little psychology I'm a throw at you about social scientists and things like this. Psychologically research indicates that the. You are your mother right now.

Yes, guys, we haven't plugged my mom yet today. My mom is a psychologist. Hey, mom. And we talk about her every episode. She's never, she's never listened to this ever. Like, one of my mom will listen to me talking about doing anal? Anyways, research suggests that everybody has a different relationship, visibility style, and couple dependency. And the couples that need to continuously validate themselves by this, like, social media, vomit, are actually the most insecure couples.

Right. And I don't know. That's where I feel like you can kind of see through it. Like I think that if it's not your natural style to be like that, and then all of a sudden you're in this relationship and you're just like, it's so over the top, I think, I don't know. I kind of like see through it. And perhaps like I see how these people have a really volatile relationships and like on social media.

It's totally different. The study that I read talked about how like if you're lacking positive attention in your relationship, you seek it out other places. So if you put on social media, like look at us at this festival. we're so happy. Other people are like, oh my God, couple goals. That's so amazing. And you're not getting it inside of the relationship.

So you're getting this like validation for the relationship. It's so true. Yeah. From other people. You're like, if other people can say my relationship's fine, then maybe it's fine. Like maybe it's great. So these people actually, I guess, psychologically tend to be the least happy. And if you're like super happy in a relationship, you don't need to validate it on social media.

But at the same time, I think like when you, it's a part of your life, you like want to share it. I don't know. Right. So there's a balance. Like I think you should be able to share if you're happy. Like, you know, hey. Like, relationships are tough. They're really hard.

But so is being single, but being single is awesome too. They both have their positives. Both have their negatives. I think for certain people on Instagram, it's definitely calculated showing how much lovey-dovey they're in. Like Matt and Ariel, I do think they are in love, but it's a very business-oriented situation. They're business partners. It's true. I mean, and I think.

They want to grow and be that cute couple so they can get brand deals. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. But the cheesy post that other people do that you're talking about, yeah, I think it's disgusting. Like, found my light, shining soul. It's, like, ridiculous.

Can't stand it. The stuff you get happy to send your eyes have glazed over from the pretension. You're so bored, like, reading the one sentence. Yeah, any, like, inspirational quote, you guys are never going to last. Sorry. That's the nail on the coffin. Yeah. Inspirational quote.

So if you get a boyfriend, are you going to show him on there? Yeah. I mean, but Bros. Being Basic is, I have to, I use guys all the time. So, like, my, my Series X, like, I had him doing a fab, fit, fun ad, week two. I'm like, hey, can you lay on the ground with this box and, like, wrap yourself in a blanket scarf? Like, yeah, I mean, if you're dating me, you're signing up to be exploited. That's the deal. All right, so let's pretend that we're not famous. Let's pretend that we're

normal people, all three of us. Are you there mentally? I can't get there. You're a muggle. I'm just trying to get rid of this verified checkmark. All right, I'm there. All right, now that I brought everybody back down to earth, you are a normal person. You're in a relationship and you are not posting the person on your social media account, what does that mean? Well, I think it's like conversely, like you're, they're not posting you. You know, like I think we're, we have a large female audience. I think we're probably talking to those people, like these women that are like, I'm dating this guy for months now and he doesn't, he hasn't, he has yet to post a picture.

My take is it's about that person's social media style. So if they are posting about everything else in their life, they're a big, social media poster if they're posting pictures of the sporting events they're going to, the concerts, their family, their dog, what they ate, whatever on Facebook, Instagram, what is it? And you're the only thing missing. I think it's a huge red flag, to be completely honest. I think there's a huge difference between a guy that just doesn't give a fuck and doesn't post. And he posts like once every six months, once a year, whatever.

And you're on his social media because he doesn't do social media. But, I mean, that was the thing with one of my exes that I was speaking of. We both were really active in social media. So we were all over each other social media. you know, as it should be. We were part of each other's lives. What do you think? That's so cute.

So what happened? Why did you guys break up? Oh, Jesus. How much time do you have to be? We're not going there. We only had the studio for like 45 minutes. I just took an out of all. I'm good. I have to go.

She posted a photo on social media of them and he was like, I'm out. No, but I think it's, I want to hear what you guys think. That's my take on it. I think not everybody needs to have. their relationship on social media, but it's a little odd when your partner is posting about everything else. And not you. And not you.

Yeah. They're posting their breakfast and like gym selfies. Yeah, but like maybe they don't want to be that couple that's just saying how lovey-dovey they are. Like, oh, this is the love of my life, which is cheesy. And I think it's more of a female thing to do, to be honest. Females, taking pictures of the boyfriend saying they love you and cute things. That guys don't really do that because probably they're going to get made fun of them by their friend.

Like I would never just post a picture of my girlfriend and say hi. and then so in love with you. Because my guy friends would text me immediately. Two seconds laughed and they're such a bitch. I think my brother's groomsmen were making fun of him at his wedding about how whipped he is. That's the shit we have to deal with. And my sister-in-law is the best person in the world.

And they're like, pussy, pussy. Exactly. So guys just do it to each other just to make you feel like a bitch. But there is a hard line between like, there's a hard line between, like, posting these disgustingly over-the-top photos. And, like, she's in your life for three years. So you're going to naturally be at like a sporting event together. You're at a wedding.

Or a wedding. It's not like once in a while, but her to just appear in your social media feed because she's a part of your life. You don't look. You're looking at me like, okay. You guys just want to be in your boyfriend's stories. So badly.

That's sick. I didn't ex-posed something so embarrassing. This is like that goes to like the couples that post all the time are actually the least happy. He posted something like on Facebook. Like I'm walking in the middle of the night to come home to you and I just like can't wait to. It's something like really ridiculous.

You're making a face. It was that cheesy. And he left my ass so hard like three weeks later. No. Yes. I was embarrassed by how like deep and ridiculous this was. What a manipulation. Have you, what was your relationship?

Like what was your dating life before your girlfriend? I had one girlfriend prior. One girlfriend in high school. She broke my heart. I was a psycho for two years. Oh, wow. I'm miserable in college. Why did you guys break up?

Because I was overprotective. When I left, I was a year older than her. So I went to college. And then I was literally like such a spas. Like I wouldn't let her go out on the weekends. Like you're not going out. You have a boyfriend. I was literally insane.

So she left me obviously like she should have. And then, because I was just so jealous because I knew people were going to be hitting on her home. I was just crazy. So I got. We evolved past this as being older. Yes. I was really sad for two years. I was like, I don't want to feel like this ever again.

So the next person I'm going to date is probably going to be bigger. I'm like pretty sure that's going to be. the girl that I'm married. Yeah. So it took like 10 years and then I'm waiting for a Roman to ask me. Please video it. Make sure. I'll put it on the story.

You'll be doing all your model faces. Are you getting my angles? Did you date in New York a lot in between meeting her? Oh man. Yes. Yes, yes. I loved being single in New York. It was my favorite thing in the world.

How'd you meet girls? Bars, dinners. So you weren't really an influencer yet. You weren't getting like DM slides before she came along. Never did I have a date from. Instagram ever. Did you use the apps or that wasn't really around as much? I was on Bumble back in the day for a little bit. Then I had like one day. It just felt weird to me. I have nothing wrong with with dating apps. I think it's awesome. I just felt a little uncomfortable sitting next to somebody. Like we met on an app. I don't know. Yeah. I mean, I whatever. I don't think anyone's like I love the apps. Like we're all just kind of like. I think it's amazing. Everybody's just so busy. It's like the right thing to do. Yeah, it's not, but it's not my preferred way. I don't want to meet. I want to meet somebody in the wild. Yeah, but it's like that mostly mostly happens in the movies. but in like real life, it's great if that happens.

Yeah, and you're fucking real life. You like vesped up and saw this like chicken and coffee shop. You could do that if you wanted it to happen that way. Why do you think I work in coffee shops all day long? I'm waiting for the vespital. That's the thing. I always see girls in coffee shops fake reading or fake working. You know what you're doing.

Fake working. You're not doing a thing. That's because I'm lazy. That's not because I'm waiting for somebody to sleep with me. Yes, you are. Crispy, Rana, she took some naked pictures of herself, and she left him up on her computer. on her Google Drive in a coffee shop.

No way. I can't believe you don't have a man for that. I was really feeling myself. I was like last week and I woke up, I looked really skinny and like my tits looked nice and perky. Was that, it was intentional to leave on the Google Drive? No, it was next night.

Just like I, my phone connects to like my Google photos. And I was like looking through, I was updating my website with some photos of food. And the naked photos. She's like, having to all. And I look next to me in this guy's like, oh my God. Big smile. And I was like, oh shit. And you still didn't get like.

Nipples. No. You can just air drop people in the coffee shop. Like if your air drops on, you just send a naked picture to 13. Yeah, I've heard crazy horror stories of girls just getting like an air drop dick pick. That's just like, okay, so just to recap, it's, okay, so if you're not on a guy's social media, it's not all bad. I think women want to know. It's not.

It's not. It's not. Guys just don't think that way. I think. Girls are a little like obsessive about that stuff. But here's the thing. Here's the thing. Let me ask you this.

What if you were dating a guy and he's like, I don't. don't really do that. It's just not me. And then you really go back and there was like so many pictures of his girlfriend before you. And you're like, oh, you do do that. Oh, yeah. You catch me alive. You go deep in the weeds and like 68 weeks ago he was posting pics of her. Then you can call his ass out. Right. But he might not be that type of person. I don't know. I think that you bring up a good point. That's my theory all the time is women always want to like analyze everything. You guys always analyze everything. It's literally nothing. But also your girlfriend is all over your social media by default because she's like in your videos.

Yeah. Okay. So we started to talk about this, but you know, we get a lot of emails and messages from girls. Oh, I had one more question. Oh, please. Okay. All right. One more question.

All right. I just, you know, Instagram is my whole world. So I have one more question. Then we're going to ease into our game. When you got your girlfriend, had you been following a lot of like sexy girls in Instagram or not really? Um, yeah. Did you clean it up?

Yeah, I cleaned it up. I talked to one of my best guy friends, he was like, yeah, when I got this serious, he has a beautiful, like, model girlfriend. And he was like, yeah, I went through my Instagram and I was like, all the big titties. I got to get him out of here. I think you have to. I don't want to look. One time I looked at randomly an ex of mine, his Instagram was pretty clean.

I looked. Who he was following on Twitter? I was like, ew, are you like a weird fetish? Like, porn guy didn't even realize. Yeah, because I think he didn't think to like clean up his Twitter follows, but probably back in the day. I'm like, did you just like jerk off on Twitter? Or what's it going to find it? It's going to be you. I like to know what someone's into.

Are all girls like this though? You guys just do your research, right? Yes. Yeah, but that's just responsible dating. In like 2018, don't be out here not checking somebody's LinkedIn before you go on a date with them. I need to know that this step you're telling me is true. Yeah. I want to ask a question.

Okay. Do guys ever do like the social media deep dive stock? Do you do that before you go on with somebody on a date? Yeah, I think everybody does. Maybe not as crazy as like checking Twitter and LinkedIn, but I'll do a deep dive on their Instagram. You know. I go all the way back. All right.

So every week we play a game with our guests. Since you are our very first man-guest, I have designed a game just for you. Really? It's called mansplaining. Man-splaining. And we're going to-not-to-be-confreading. What's man-spreading? What?

Manscaping? Man-spreading is when guys sit like this and they take up too much space. You're literally like not allowed to do it on the subway. thing. It's a thing. You made that up. Yeah. Yeah.

It just sounds like being a lot. Are you guys fucking serious? Yeah. It's illegal in New York. It's a league. On the subway. Did you Google the New York Lards before you moved here from Delaware? Fuck this.

I'm leaving. That's funny. We get a lot of emails from girls saying like this situation happened and like I don't had to deal with it. My hypothesis is that men just, there's not like a lot of thought behind what a lot of men do. Or there might be. We're about to find out. So we're going to have you.

I love these questions because I love these questions. because I'm constantly answering for my girlfriends. You're going to mansplain some stuff to us. I'm going to throw out. This is the good kind of mansplaining. We're making man-time? Well, man-splining is like a thing when like a guy tries to just like condescendingly explain something to a female.

All right. I'm going to tell you. Raina is not a feminist. I'm not. I would spend all my time on my back or in the kitchen. Just some. It's interesting. I love getting like female perspectives on how girls are.

Yeah. It's valuable info. We're going to walk away from this and Krisby's going to be like, Ashley's a fucking psycho. This girl's fucking nuts. Jesus Christ. No wonder these bitches are single. He like never promotes the podcast or anything.

He's like, see you later. You guys just have cut my part out. Later losers. I'm going to throw some scenarios out at you and you're going to mansplain them to me. Let's do it. Why do guys want to fuck you once, ghost you, and then watch all your Instagram stories for the rest of time? That's really interesting. I think we talked about this the other day.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Guys are just afraid of commitment. Just plain and simple. They're afraid of commitment, but they still want to see what you're up to. They just want to watch your personal TV show. Exactly. They just want to see what you're up to. See how good you're looking. And then my text here every once in a while to see if you still like him like that guy did to you a couple weeks ago. You're going to mansplain that to me too, but we're not, don't jump ahead in the mansplaining. Do you think guys go through sometimes and are like, fucked her, fucked her, fuck her, fuck her?

Do you think it's like a little ego boost when they just see you look and go to your Instagram story? They're like, I hit that, I hit that. I might be able to hit it again. I think so. I think that's when they're going to hit you up again when you look really good on your Instagram story. Guys definitely want to see what you're up to. So there's no dignity. But they don't want to text you. That's so crazy. There's no dignity. Like there's not like, you know, oh, I ghost her and I feel bad about it. So maybe I should just like leave her alone.

That's the right thing to do. But yeah. Shamedous. Yeah, there's a lot of guys out there who aren't very nice. So if I slept with a guy and he's watching my Instagram story everywhere and not every day and not texting me, is it because I don't look good enough? No, I would actually say this is going to sound wrong. I feel like he might not care as much. If the guy's not looking at your stuff,

he's purposely not looking at your stuff. Oh. Because you can see who reads you, who's looking at your stories. Actually, you know how many people don't know that? Really? We get so many messages about this. Can we talk about it?

People know people know? People know now. You think it's more insidious if somebody's not watching. I think it's more deliberate, yeah. If they follow you, they know you're posting a story. They can see your little highlighted ring. They know to watch your story.

They're probably one doing it from like a mock account. I actually have done that before. I have a feeling. I think I have somebody that doesn't have a Finsagram. That's what I'm saying. You've got to have a Finsagram. Yeah. That's just doing deep stalks of people. All right. So there's nothing to it. They just want to see what you're up to. See, girls, men don't think that deeply about things. If he's not watching your stories, I feel like that's like a more positive signal that he's into you.

Huh. Yeah. I got more mansplaining to ask about. So you got a question? All right, I'll go. Yeah. Why are guys so terrible? No, I'm just kidding. Do you think you love dating here? Women aren't saying that. Do you think it's just... Is it terrible being a woman in New York?

I don't think it's great. I mean, I've had pretty positive experiences, but you hear most guys say they love dating in New York City, and I don't think you hear women to say that for the most part. It might be just a numbers game. It might be just there's more guys running, or more women running around. Yeah, I mean, it really is true.

God's just afraid of commitment. Until they're ready, you're never going to convince them. So like, it's just like, I think it's a timing thing I really do. You can meet the right person, but it might just not be the right time. Same goes for a girl, too. But guys are just like, it's the numbers game for a lot of them. And it sucks. It's just more of a playground.

It's a big girl because girls just want something long term, commitment. We are glad that you are settling down at what, you're 30? 32. Yeah, 32. 32. We have a major theory that guys, mid 30 is like 35 plus when they're still single and they've been single for a long time. It's scary. like feral wild animals. They've been out in the wild too long. You can't tame them.

They're all weird. They're all fucked up. There's like a 38, 39 year old successful dude that's just been single for the last five, six years or something wrong with him. Yeah. It's like a scary breed of man. Like, I'm going younger. He might be miserable, but he might be happy. But yeah, it's just like, it sucks when all your friends are getting in a relationship and then you're not and then you have nobody to go out with. So you're just on Bumble and Tinder. Yeah. And you don't feel comfortable doing And she's like, I honestly, and I'm being this from the bottom of her, I think you have to get lucky to meet somebody the right way. Yeah. I also don't believe there's one person for everybody.

There's a thousand people in this world that you'd probably be with forever. But like, you just got to get lucky and run into them. Like, what if I wasn't riding my bike down that street that day? Right. I probably wouldn't be with her today. It would be with somebody else. Yeah. Or still be single.

You want to go? Yeah. Every once in a while, girls will get this text from like a guy that they haven't heard from in like a couple weeks. It's like a Saturday morning, like 11. Like, hey, cutie, what are you up to this weekend? You've even heard from them in age. And you're asking for a friend here, right? Yeah, nobody cares what I'm doing on Saturday.

I'm with you. Do guys have like a rolodex of women that they are sending that same text to? So many good mornings. They're like 10 good morning texts. Yeah. I mean, listen, there are some good guys out there. They really are. But if it's just a random, like, every third week text, you haven't spoken to them?

Yeah. Well, and it's funny because, so Raina went out this guy. we talked about it last week. They had like, oh, the worst of NYC tour. They went to all the worst place in the city. And he hit her with like a good morning text. And she responded in ample time. And he didn't, he didn't even right back after that.

It's like the lack of effort. Like he might, you might have gone over and blown him. Who knows? I probably, I'm not that, I'm not that hard to have sex with. Like, I didn't understand his point. Like, are you sending out 10 good morning texts? Like maybe I can like get laid soon or it's just funny. It was like he didn't even bother.

You were like, hey, I'm doing great. What's up with you? Nothing. So bizarre. We went out on Friday night. We did go to the worst places you could ever take somebody to. Do you have sex? No, we didn't. We just made out a little bit. I don't really have sex with people on a date. I just, no. I'm not really going to enjoy it, to be honest. Really? Is it? If I meet somebody at a bar and we're like vibing and they're good looking, like then, yeah, I might go home with you, but like, sounds so terrible. Mr. Eight months to get a kiss over here. Yeah. Why wouldn't you fuck someone in the first date? I don't know. You should tell us. I think every guy would for the most part.

I actually don't. We talked about this a couple weeks ago on the podcast. I don't think that necessarily there's a correlation between the longevity of a relationship and do you have sex on a first date? Yeah, not at all. Sometimes you're feeling somebody. Exactly. Okay, so mansplained this to me.

Let's turn subject. What if somebody did have sex with you on a first date? Do you have any feelings about it at all? Actually, it's funny. You say that I actually would subconsciously judge them. Okay. I mean, like, this might not be the girl I want to marry. Because are you thinking she's done this before?

Yeah. Done this before. Yeah. But, like, I think you can know really quickly. Have you guys ever been on a date and not like the guy? And then, like, fell in love with him. Like, I think people know very quickly if they could be with somebody or not, like, the first five minutes there are conversation.

Oh, right, right, right. I think some people are lonely and they'll just settle and be like, okay, fine. I'll give them a shot. But, like, it's not fun. You're so right. People just settle. People just fucking settle. You're around these couples and you're like, they have zero chemistry.

This is painful to be around. Yeah. I've watched so many of my friends the last 10 years when I was single, just go through these girls in like being four or five months relationships. Somebody's going to get hurt and it fucking hurts when you get breaking up with. Why go through that if you know like this is not going to last? Yeah. Because you're bored?

Like get over it. Be single for a while. Being single is not so bad. Oh, I totally agree. I'm always people that have to be in a relationship at all times. I'm always like, ah, you're just not my kind of person. Yeah. So if you think you're going to fail, fail fast.

Like get out of the relationship right away. But don't even get into a relationship if you're like not like mildly confident that this person's like going to be awesome. Right. People settle. I just don't understand it. Okay. Man's plain to me.

How soon it is too soon to send a naked photo? Is this a boyfriend prospect or just like? This is a relationship prospect. This is somebody you like. Great question. From you, a girl. From a girl. Yeah, from a girl.

Like, if you like a guy. You've gone to what, three dates? Sure. Let's hypothetically say you've gone out on three dates. When do you start sending a naked person? I would tell you to hold off on that, to be honest. Hold off. If you think it's like a...

You don't have to tell me. You can talk to it right now. I'm all set on this. Because he's just going to think, every guy is going to say, has she done this before? Is that how men think about? 1000%.

Sorry. 1,000%. We're out of here. We're not actually explaining. Yes, we would love it. Would love you send me a naked picture. But like, I will subconsciously judge you. Okay.

Even though I want it. But maybe you shouldn't just for this one dude. Don't give him what he wants. I'm telling you he's going to fucking love you for it. So, okay, then what about, can we extrapolate this onto like other things? like crazy sex stuff and dirty talk. Should you like hold back on that a little bit?

No, I don't think you should hold on that, hold back on that too much. When you have sex, just like enjoy yourself. Yeah, do you. All right. Sorry response. When should you start making the bed for the other person? That's like a really nice thing to do for somebody, actually. I have a friend whose theory is she's like, I would never cook for a man or make the

bed for him in the morning until we are like in it. I'm not doing nice things for you until you've committed. I like that like holding off on some of the gestures. I just, I think it's like make it, make the person wanted a little bit more, even the other side. Like I, um, an ex of mine didn't bring me flowers for like a while. And then when he did, it was like so special. I think this is like the most important part. I'm going to mansplain this to you guys because I think it's really, you have to be self-aware

of if this guy wants you to make him breakfast. And I'm not saying like, girls should make breakfast. I'm saying don't do nice things for him unless you think he's going to appreciate it. Because otherwise, if he's not into you, he's going to think you're like, okay, she's a little, getting a little crazy. Totally. Like if I buy you flowers in the, first week, you're going to be like, dude, slow the fuck down.

If you like me and you're into me, and I know that, I'm going to do something sweet for you and you're going to appreciate it. So man's playing to me some ways that we can, how do girls know when a guy is into them? I think just like if he's reaching out to you, wants to hang out often. And I know New York is like difficult. Like often might be once a week, once every other week. It's just tough.

But like, just be self-aware. It's this guy like giving you attention. And does he seem like a douchebag? If he doesn't, then like, I think he's into you. We know. We've talked about this in the other. episode. Things that guys do. Things that guys do, yeah. And I mean, my take is like, does he seem like he cares about your life? Does he seem like he wants to see you? Is he responding

to your text? Like, does he, I don't know. I think I know what it feels like when a guy likes me versus like I'm one of many. Not every girl does though, because every girl is like, he said there's one thing in his text message and let's psychoanalyze it. Like, oh, my tolerance or bullshit is zero though at this point at this age. But you agree with the adage that my mom, my brilliant mother told me when I was like 14. And my mom said, if a man wants to see you, he will see you. He will make it happen. He will never stop trying to make it happen. Is that true? Listen,

everybody plays games hard to get. And I think you have to play hard to get as women and as men. Men, they know you read every text message. It's like psychotically. And analyze it. We know that. And we play into that. Like you're texting a girl and all her friends. Yeah. She's screenshoting 100%. But we thought we don't know that.

Right. But yeah, like a mistake I would just say, if you like, if you're obsessed with some guy and you want to do something really sweet for him. Just know that he might think you're crazy unless he's really into you. Yeah. Don't be too forward unless he's giving you the signs back. I totally agree. I mean, I feel like you probably go by that, Raina. I don't think you're like waking up and breakfast and blow jobs for like a brand new guy. Fuck now. Right. I might like kick the dresser over

on my way out. Like just let somebody know him. Take like all of his toilet paper and paper towel. You're like, sorry, I ran out. God, took it to the next level. All right, well, I want to wrap up today. I want to thank you for coming on the show. This was dope. Yeah, this is so great. Thank you.

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