Girls Gotta Eat - The Most Embarrassing Things During Sex

Episode Date: June 19, 2023

We've all had embarrassing things happen in the bedroom, and we're breaking them down – from bodily fluids to noises to clothing mishaps to dirty talk gone wrong. We're sharing our stories and submissions from our listeners and normalizing/laughing about all of it. Before we get into the topic, we're talking about trusting someone's attraction to you, Rayna getting another breast surgery, and Ashley falling. Plus, we break down the Kim Cattrall and Sarah Jessica Parker feud (with some surprising revelations). Enjoy! Follow us @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit our website for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Shop Vibes Only. Thank you to our partners this week: Living Proof: Get 15% off your first purchase at livingproof.com/gge + use code GGEHAIR. Daily Harvest: Get up to $65 off your first box at dailyharvest.com/gge. AG1: Get a free 1-year supply of Vitamin D + 5 free travel packs with your first purchase at athleticgreens.com/gge. Native: Get 20% off your first order at nativedeo.com/gge or use promo code GGE at checkout. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

When you hear that sound in the bedroom, it's just jarring. It makes me feel icky when you hear that sound. Welcome back to another episode of Girls Gotta Eat. Welcome back. All right. You really just made me laugh. Well, I'm happy to share. I feel like some people ask sometimes, like, what do you do if you don't want to record,

but you have to. It's like, we do. You have to do it. Well, so Ashley, we hear record and Ashley goes, I don't want to do this. No, I'm excited to, it's a blessing to be able to do it. do this. I'm excited to talk about this. I'll get it up, but I just had a moment of like, ugh. It's like cloudy owl. My knee hurts. I got to elevate my leg again. We'll talk about it. I'm just kind of fucked up right now. It's not an option like it used to be because like when I lived

door to door and eight minute walk to you, like we used to get 30 minutes into a podcast. We just like weren't vibing on it. And we're just like, I don't want to do this. This isn't fun. And we'd be like, we'd just dead this. And we would be like, let's get it popping tomorrow. Right, and you would walk five minutes home. Yeah, and it didn't matter to me because I was literally five minutes away, but now the sun cost of coming here, like you've already been in a car for 40 minutes today. Well, the car ride was lit because I'm bringing radio back.

This is very funny because I just had posted on Instagram. Like, have you guys heard of Power 106? And I say that only because I've just moved here in not the radio era. But it's this iconic station. It's like LA's number one hip-hop station. And my car just started playing the radio the other day. I haven't listened to the radio yet. I get it.

It connects to Airplay and my Spotify plays, whatever. And car play, Airplay, CarPlay. And the radio came on. I was like, what? And then so I've just been for the past 48 hours bump in power 106. I love the DJs. And then from, I guess, I'm assuming it's 12 to 1, they do this mix, like DJ mix, which I love.

Nothing slaps harder than like a radio DJ mix. Like when I used to do radio in Atlanta and I would do this segment on the station it was DJ Baby Drew and he would do Friday and it's like so good like that's my favorite one it's a real live DJ and all the hits do you listen to Howard Stern in the morning when you were a kid well I did so funny that you asked me that because I did Howard Stern I did the after show yesterday what your dad listened to it in the car no I listened to it in the morning yeah when I was a kid like and maybe not that young maybe like high school okay high school because I listened to it in the mornings always well because my dad would play it in the car and I would remember leaving the house

My mom would be like, don't you play Howard Stern with her, Lee? That is the funniest dad, though. Like, I would be young, young. And Howard Stern's on. I think my dad was like, she doesn't know what's happening. And I'm like, this probably shaped me and do who I am today. Wait, Ashley, okay, what is worse? Tassie can answer.

My dad basically forcing me to watch Law & Order SVU. When I was in elementary school and middle school, that was my babysitter with him. Or Howard Stern in the car on the way to school. So much worse, SVU. That's like graphic images. Like, I was probably just hearing about. like titties and like whatever. Sauerstein still talks about tities and shit, because I listened to it yesterday.

I was eight and my mom was like, why can't she sleep through the night? That's so weird. Well, I mean, I can't even imagine because I saw the Michael Jackson thriller video too young and I had nightmares for weeks. You did? That video was scary. The zombies are crawling up through the floorboards. Like I was too young. I was like trying to look but hiding behind the couch and I think my parents didn't think anything of it. They were like, this is this fun song. It's a music video.

scarred for weeks. Which is the one with McCauley Calkin? Which video is he in? What? Pauley Culligan starts one of the videos. Oh, black or white? Black or white. Okay. Can I tell you something nice about our audience? What? To kick off the episode. So you and I were at the farmer's market in Brentwood on Sunday. It was like a really nice moment. I got to take you there. And we went with Ali Colbert, who's been on our show before and has your own podcast. And we kept getting approached by listeners of our show. And Ali said this thing to me and it really resonated with me. She said, when your fans approach you or your audience approaches you, they don't say like, oh my God, they say thank you. They don't say we're a fan, they say thank you.

And it, like, I never really thought about it. It really resonated with me to like people thank us. And it meant so much to me. And I like really thought about it. We had multiple more fan interactions that day. I keep saying fans. Of course, I mean audience. But people, well, I don't think of you guys as fans. I think of you as our audience and, you know, our friends and our daughters. But it just, I don't know, it really reminded me how special this is. and how special people listen to the show are. And like what we mean to them, what they mean to us. I don't know, it's a nice dynamic.

And it's like an honor that people feel like we like helped them in the world. And I'll always feel so fulfilled by that. So I just thought it was like a really nice notion. I thought it was really nice. She noticed that. It was just a good day of interactions with you guys. It was really special. Like I loved everyone that we met.

Like this one girl came up. She was like, I've been listening to you since I was like 20. You've like helped raise me. I was like, I can't. And this other girl that's just like a beautiful girl who like taught Pilates. I was like, I'll go to your class. Okay, that farmer's market, this was insane. Okay, we went to the Brentwood Farmers Market.

Everyone was so tall. It was shocking to me. I couldn't get over it. I couldn't get over it. Like, I got there and I was waiting for you. I got in line for coffee. I see these two women, like 6-2 plus, 6-2-6-3, looking like Stephanie and her sister, gorgeous girls.

And then I just kept seeing so many tall couples. was like no one was under 5-11. I felt short and like you guys were not noticing it because everyone's taller than you and Allie. So I go to this farmer's market every weekend. It's near Santa Monica. It's a lot of families. It has never occurred to me one time

because I'm so small and I just go through life. Everybody's taller than me. Like I've never looked at people's boobs and thought her boobs are so big because I'm just in the culture. I look at their boobs and I think your boobs are just like me. And really tall people, I don't think about how tall there because I'm so short.

And so I'm like everybody's tall. Yeah. I don't know if there's like a parallel with those two things. Those seems like opposite, actually. Yeah. Well, I guess if everybody was super flat chested, I'd be like everyone's so flat. I'd notice if everybody looked like me.

But if everyone's walking around with like huge cans on their chest, it would just seem normal to me. I couldn't get over it. I was like, what is going on in Brentwood? Like, they just grow them tall over here. Like this in the water. It was so nuts. Every guy, every girl, the couples.

I was like shocked by it. It is really shocking. It was just crazy. because I'm tall and I'm usually on the taller end and everyone was taller than me but like so many six foot plus women where I was like is there basketball conferences volleyball like what is happening? I loved it. I never noticed. I was shocked. I was like Matt, I was like Matt, he goes, what is going on? Because I mean, Matt, obviously he's so tall. He loves a tall woman. You know, him and his wife are the tallest couple I know. And he was like, is this the first time you've been there? I'm like, it's not like a, it's just a farmer's market. I'm not at some, like, event. Like, it's just the farmer's market. What did you ask me if there was, like, a basketball center down the street? You were like, be honest with me.

This was, I will say, this past weekend, this is pretty dated. So we are recording before we even leave for Ohio and because next week we're going to be traveling in New York and all the stuff. But so this is just past weekend, which was like the last weekend we've had in L.A. for a couple weeks was like my favorite weekend. I've had in L.A. It was just so special. And a couple of really cool things happened where I like ran in. into and you too, like new friends of ours just out, which is so special. I love that feeling of community and like, you know, that small town. Like you're just running into your friends,

like friends, friends. Like I was out Friday night. I had a show, went out with Andrew Collin afterwards, ran into one of our new friends, Hannah at this rooftop. She like drove me home. Then the next day we're out running around. We did all these fun things Saturday. We ran into like, you guys. We had so many plans. We had to have the most fun day. And less and other plans. Ran into your friend who literally the day before I was saying I have to meet because she's like your mistress. And you hang out with. all the time and I don't know her. And so I loved her. We like bopped around. We did this other thing. We were at this very famous person's house who is like an icon, a legend, someone we look up to so much. And we were just like talking him all afternoon, making him laugh. I was like, I can't even believe this. I can't believe it happened. I can't believe it. I was like, I can't believe this is happening. Like, it was so surreal. That was on Sunday. The whole weekend was just perfect. I just like, I fucking love it here. I'm so happy. We hang out a lot here.

We went to brunch and then I was like, what are you doing? You were like, I'm just probably going to. like hang and be alone. I was like, I'm going to come over. Yeah. And I was like, you want to just like take an Uber from my house or, and you'll just come over. And then you were like, I'm just going to text a couple of our friends, see what they're up to. And I was like, I hope no one's up to anything. And you were like, she's just down the street at the break. We could go meet her. And I was like, God damn it. And we went down there and then we ran into more of my friend who, like, the friend that you were saying that like you have to meet. I was like, why is this

happening? And then our friend Taylor was like, I just want to go to his art show. So I was like, I'm definitely going to get to go home after the art show. that's going to be the end of the plans. We went to the art show and then like everybody wanted to get dinner. And I was like, I can't believe how we planned the bat today. I hate and then we got up and did plans the next day. We really hung out all weekend. And then last night I came to hang out with you at our friend Marcello's show at the improv who's

amazing. And I thought it'd be like a big hang and everybody left. It was just meeting you. It was just meeting you alone in the green room all night. So that brings me to what I wanted to share, which, yes, last night we went and saw Marcelo Hernandez at the improv. So he's on this little tour. he's going to be so famous. Like mark my words, he's going to be Kevin Hart, arenas, all the things. Like, I've known this since we first met him and I just know it. And so, you know, I just want to say it now. So you guys know I'm right when it happens. He's already super blowing up. He is an S&L and he's a good friend of ours. So we go to the improv and I was going to park in the lot that I always park out for the improv. And usually a lot of times there's not an attendant there. I just park there. Sometimes on the weekends there's an attendant there. And then they have a list of all the comics that are performing and then we park for free. So I park there. The attendant comes over. You know, you know,

I was like, oh, I'm going to the improv. Like, I'm a comic there. And he was like, where are you on the show? And I'm like, no, but like, you know me. You know, like, it's me. And he just, he's like, he wasn't having it. He was like, it's $15. And I was like, I wasn't rude about it. But I was like, it's $15. I don't have cash on me. Like, oh, whatever. Like, not rude to him. But I was like, fine, whatever. And parked on the street. Like, it said no parking. But, you know, it's just kind of what everybody does. You just like roll the dice. Yeah. Help for the best. So we hang out. We leave the improv. Like, Marcello killed it. He was so great. I don't know. I got kind of, because I drove around looking for parking for so long, I got

confused on where I parked. So I turned the other direction out of the improv, go down the street, don't see my car. I'm like, I got towed. Because I do have unpaid parking tickets. And do you have to pay them. I'm like, I don't know. I loved Atlanta. I had like, 10 unpaid parking tickets in the state of Indiana. Right. That's how I was in Atlanta. I was just like so broke and I just didn't do it. And then I just like, got a new car. What are you going to do? You can find me. Well, I was just like, these aren't real. I'm not going to live here the rest of my life. What do I care? These aren't real, because I think it's all such bullshit, and I'll say this. Parking tickets?

Yes, all of it. The punishment doesn't fit the crime. It's such bullshit. It's such bullshit. Just charge me a parking fee of 15 bucks. I hate it. I hate it. So, fuck those parking tickets.

So I am like, oh my God, they towed my car. So I call you and I was like freaking out. Like, oh my God. And you're like, are you sure you didn't park on this street? Because I swear I just saw Jaguar. And like, you probably did. I was like, you're right, you're right. And then I remembered that I walked from that.

direction. I'm like, you're right. So I come. But listen, it was late. It was 10.30. It's dark. It's scary to be alone on a residential street. That's what cares me. Yeah. So I walked back the other way. And I'm like, oh my God, I made such a mistake. Obviously, this is where I parked. And I see you. You're like, are you good? I'm like, I'll be good. I can see the car from here, kind of. And I'm walking down the sidewalk. And I think, I don't know, it was like looking at my phone or whatever. And I tripped and fell so hard. My watch flew off. Like my watch was in the sidewalk. My phone flew. My keys flew. my purse, like, flew over me. Everything is scattered. I broke the fall with my left knee,

which is my bad knee that I already hurt this year. I was just, like, laying there, like, oh my God, like, I needed a minute to get up. And guess who comes to my rescue? Parking attendant, parking attendant who I'd been like, ugh, whatever. He messed up. You just let you in that lot to begin with. Of course, like, full circle moment. And I was like so grateful. He, like, helped me up physically. He, like, gave me his arm. He was like, oh, my God, he was freaking out. He was like, Are you okay? You need to make sure you get home and ice that. I mean, I fell hard. Like, it really hurts. I felt so bad for you because, you know, I was like so traumatized for my fall. Why is this when you're trying to find your car? I know. And then you fall. It's just, and also,

it's like night and you're by yourself. I was like alone in that parking lot. I was like really crying. Like, it also just really scares you like this could have been so much worse. Like, I don't know. Like you're bleeding and you're all scraped up and your stuff goes flying. It's like so traumatizing. I can't explain why it's so upsetting. I was like sitting in my car shaking. for like 20 minutes before I could calm down. This happened to me. I know. And you're in physical pain.

I mean, for me, like a full grown-ass person to fall and like break the fall with one hand and one knee, I was limping to my car. Felt so bad. I was like, I am tripping. Just like Raina. I'd be tripping a lot. So anyway, pick your feet up when you walk. It was just so funny that that parking attendant came and got me.

So funny. I was like, gosh, should have given me that $15. I can't decide if I would rather be alone. or not. I was, no one came to help me when it happened to me. And I don't know if I would have wanted to help. I mean, it was just such a nice gesture. I mean, he ran down the street. I was like kind of far down the street and he like really just saw it happen and like took off running. It was so nice. I feel it in my stomach. It's like really upset me when that happened. It's so like, I feel for you. Well, I'm glad you're okay. Thanks. Speaking of busting your body open and bleeding.

Oh, God. I have a breast reduction update. You guys are like, God, damn it right now. More. Oh my God. So I had my second breast reduction in August last year, or at Labor Day weekend. And the first time I got it done, they were too big. So I had the same guy do it a second time. And they're still too big, honestly. But whatever, I live with it.

And they fluctuate a little bit in size around my period. But they're fine now. And the scars have mostly healed. My nipples are like fully fine. Both times, like totally fine. No problems there. And the scarring was a little bit worse the second time. But actually, almost a year later, now it's like pretty much okay.

but on my left breast, I guess this can happen. So when you look at my breasts from the front, they are like a perfect shape. But if I lift up my arm on the left hand side, the scarred tissue didn't redistribute perfectly. And so there's almost like a dent. Like when I lift my arm up, the tissue looks like it sort of pinches.

And it causes like a dent. And when I lay back, my breasts don't look like a perfect like apple almost. And I'm too far down this road for them to not be perfect. I refuse to have problems. So I'm going to get a revision on, left one. People like, I can't believe she's every year she gets more breast surgery. Oh my God. But this is like breasts are really tricky. I mean, Jenny Jones, she had a mastectomy,

but she's cancer-free, but she's had to have like six surgeries. They're really finicky. Like if you've had a breast reduction or reconstruction, whatever it is and you're just like one and done, like you're, I feel like one of the lucky ones. Uh-huh. And I don't know that much about like breast tissue and like my breasts have never fluctuated with weight. Like they've just always been really huge. And I don't know, I have like an oversupply of breast tissue. And I don't know, I have like an oversupply breast tissue. I don't know. I really don't know if that has anything to do with it, but the way it just sort of redistributed is not perfect. And you can't get steroid shots to sort of loosen this up. So basically like the scar, it almost just pulls, like when you pull down on like a

string on a shirt. Oh. When I lift up my arm. So you can get steroid shots in it. And I did try that a couple times and there was like no difference. And you are supposed to like massage the scar and it can sort of like loosen things up. But it's not perfect. And I've been through too much to not have these be perfect. So we found this office reached out to us. Dr. Daniel Barrett, Barrett, Beverly Hills, plastic surgery, and you and I, they reached out because one of the wonderful girls there listened to the show. We went in, you and I had such an amazing experience with them. I got Botox. You got Botox? You got Botox. Botox is a brand name. Same thing. What, I forget what those things are called. It's like a long technical name. But Bautil. I won't land this play. Whatever it is. Yeah, the things that, you know, do what Botox does.

Disport is like a newer, I think, brand name. And it's supposed to look and feel. little more natural. It lasts longer on some people. So I did that. And I mean, I was so thrilled. Like, Nurse Pam is the injector there and just, wow, it was an incredible experience. It was so fun. There was a bunch of people in the room. Like, you were squeezing a breast implant. I was squeezing these like testicle implants as like stress balls. And we just had a great experience there. Yeah. And so when we were doing that, this is not necessarily a surgery I would have done. It's not like the end of the world. You can't see it in clothing. Really, there's only certain positions I'd ever be in that. You'd even notice this. But I don't like the way it looks. And I feel like I've come too

far to only come this far. You know? Who said that, Kim Kardashian? What is it really? She's quoting someone else. You're going to get it tattooed on you? Yeah. No one knows how to work these days either.

It's the other tattoo. No one wants to work these days. So we were there and we were talking to her and I just mentioned that she said that Dr. Barrett is the boob guy. So I was like, can you just look at this? And she right away knew like what it was and she's like, when I come in for a consultation and I did. And I really liked talking to him and I think he has so hot.

So hot. I was like, please don't look at this deformity in my left breast. I love you. He's like married off. He's a family. But he's so hot. He's very hot. Glad this came up.

He follows us too. I'm like, oh. I follow them. And it's funny when there's just like titties in your feed. They post a lot of bare chests and they show their work. I told them they're not allowed to do that to me. Yeah. In the contract.

I mean, of course you have to agree to that. Yeah. Like I didn't even, when I got my rhinoplasty, I was like, I don't really want you to share my like before and afters. Whatever, it's just personal preference. But I'm happy to show them to anybody who asks. But yeah, it's funny when you open your Instagram and it's just like boobs. Uh-huh.

And like someone's looking over your shoulder like, what is she into? You know that I edit. So you and I have the vibes app and in the vibes app. I'm responsible for the videos. So I have to look at all the videos ahead of time and make notes. And I like to go to Soho House to do this because I feel like I can't do it at home. I just like I can't focus. I went to Soho House yesterday and like I'm watching these videos and they're about

how to like take sexier picks. And there's one about how to think. better. And this girl, Dr. Taylor Nolan, she has like a vagina puppet essentially. And she's teaching how to finger this puppet. And I'm watching it in the middle of Soho house. And I always think like on my computer. I'm like, what do you think? Did you mean to say puppet? Yeah, a vagina puppet. A vagina puppet. It's like a giant puppet of a vagina. And so she shows how to like touch different parts of like the vulva and the clitoris. So anyways, I had a really good experience with Dr. Barrett and his team and his staff. So I am going to get a revision on my left breast.

It's so annoying. The scars are fun. and they've actually, like, in the last couple months, have gotten way better. But he's going to do a little bit of scar revision where they just hit him with a laser. Okay. You can almost not see my scars. At night, after like a long day, they get a little more red than normal. Oh, really? When I first wake up in the morning, you can almost not see them.

Isn't it funny? Working hard all day. Yeah, I'm a titty together. Keeping my actual breast zone together. They're like, it's been a long day, scars. Whatever. I was dating tired. And I took my shirt off and they were like, you had a hard day.

The scars. Oh my gosh. So I am going to get the surgery. This is the 19th. I'm going to get the surgery in two days. Oh, my God. So I have to do all kinds of things. I figure out how to get a blood test

and all kinds of things done before that. But I am going to get the surgery in two days. The recovery from this is supposed to be much easier because it's not a full breast reduction. They're not taking my nipples off or anything like before. We'll see. I'll keep you guys posted. It is still like general anesthesia.

So I'm going to be out. And I'll let you guys know how it goes. But I'm excited and I like this doctor. and we'll see how it goes. Yeah, if you guys are looking for a plastic surgeon, I mean, he does, does he do everything? Or he specializes in breasts, but he does a lot.

And his whole thing is, I'm looking at his Instagram now is the natural plastic surgeon. Oh, okay. So just wanting, you know, to have like a natural look, which I love. Yeah, me too. And I felt like that even in the office,

obviously with like nurse Pam. Like they don't want you to look crazy. Yeah. Okay. So I have this TikTok that I want to play for you. I saved TikToks like all the time to like discuss on the show and I'm going to start like doing more of them

because I just love some of these things. they make you think. So I wanted to see what you thought of this. This guy is the jaunt. J-A-U-N-T is like 50,000 followers. I don't know. I'm just liking what he's been posting. The title is trust their attraction. It just spoke to me. I want to see what you think. Okay. In terms of attractiveness, you're not really competing against everyone else. And maybe this is just me, but like, for example, I don't find Victoria's Secret models to be attractive. I don't really find like the whole model abstract to be attractive in general. But I'm sure some girl would think, like, oh, every guy wants to be with the Victoria's Secret

model. And vice versa, I'm sure guys look at other guys and think, oh, I bet every girl would want to be with him when in reality there's a lot of girls who would just be like, nah, I'm not interested. So the reality is, I think, you're not competing with everyone because the person that you're dating is dating you because they have a very specific. taste in what you look like. You know, you might be objectively a six or a seven, but in their eyes, you're a ten. And then a ten might walk by, an objective ten might walk by, and they're

going to be like, oh, that person's a six or a seven. And this should comfort you, if anything. If the person you're dating says that they find you incredibly attractive, even though you don't think you are, they very well might be telling the truth. You just might really be their type. like that. Yeah, I love it. I just like it. You just have to hear that sometimes. I totally do. And I think that so many people fight against insecurities and they're like, I can't believe you're with me or I can't believe you find me attractive. And it's like, they just do. Yeah, like it's not deeper than that. I just have to constantly remind myself how taste is subjective. And it's like some people really don't like Beyonce. That's insane to me. Some people like heavy metal music.

Insanity. I have to leave the room if it comes on. Like you and I scanned a bar this weekend. And we both picked us two guys that could not have looked any more dissimilar. And, like, you were like, that guy's so hot. And I was like, that guy's right. And you were like, this is why we're best friends. It's just, there are so many men that I think are like probably objectively really good looking that like just aren't for me. No, I don't want a guy that looks like a model, really. Like, of course I want an attractive guy.

I would love if I thought he was the hottest guy in the world and everyone else thought he was ugly. I'm like, stay away. What do I care? I don't want you hitting on my man. No, I'm just kidding. But like, I'm not like a model either, clearly. but I just have never gone for that. Like perfection, perfectly symmetrical phase, like six-pack.

Like, I don't know. I don't gravitate towards it. I mean, I just, my friend Jackie loves a dad-baud. It makes me love so hard. Every time she, like, brings a guy, I'm like, dad-baud. I mean, she is like a smoke, and there was this guy that was at the bar with her. I was like, oh, that's interesting. But yes, and then we go to this art party, and it was so crazy because you think

who you think is hot is who everyone's going to think is hot. You're like, how could they not think that's the hottest guy in the room, the hottest girl in the room? And we look into the kitchen, and I'm like, that guy. And you're like, that guy. I'm like, that guy? Like, I, we're so different. It's just such a solid reminder.

People like what they like. And I feel like you are always out here saying what you've done for bald men and, like, put them on the map. And that's something that a lot of women don't want. I have like a very specific type. And some of my friends are like, oh. And it's so comforting because I'm like, we're never going to fight. I really love like a very masculine looking like big covered in tattoos, bald of the beard looking guy. And like, that's not for everyone.

Everybody. I think that there's plenty of people that, like, are traditionally attracted that I'm not attracted to. I'm not attracted to people that, like, I think are ugly, but maybe you do, you know? I want to be really clear that I, like, attractive guys. There's no one on my roster that's not attractive. What I'm talking about is like, model. Like, out of the magazine. Like, I just don't, like, perfection for lack of a better word. And I don't really think I find that attractive in women either. Like, perfect looking model. You know what you and I are also not attracted to the same? women. Do you realize that over the years? I'll be like this girl is gorgeous. And you'll be like, she's fine. And vice versa. You'll be like, I think she is a perfect face. And I'll be like, I guess. Like we are not attracted to the same people ever. But like when I say perfect though, I'm like, I think it's this one girl. And like I used to know her and she was like a pageant girl. And she got like everything done to her face to be like perfect, like perfectly symmetrical. Like every feature. Like everything, it's like Barbie doll. And I'm like that's not for me. You know, I love a hot guy, but it's like, it's not going to be guys that are too pretty either. Like, I really like masculine features. Like, I don't like really pretty guys. Yeah. My height is like a good example of this because, like, somebody, my height is not for everybody. But like, I think it's great and it will be for some people so much. Like, some guys are just like, I like a girl that's my height. I like a taller girl. Like this guy I was talking to the other day. We were out and I was like, tell me every girl at the bar you're attracted to. And we're like pointing out to girls and he's like, you're just too short for me. This is not like a romantic person.

so I'm not insulted by it, but he's like, you're too short for me, too little for me. But like my ex was six, three and like loves a short girl. Totally. Love like a really tiny, petite girl. Like I am not going to be for everybody. I have like extreme proportions. I'm five feet tall. I have huge boobs.

But like just because other people are attractive is making me less attractive. Like I try to remind myself that all the time. Like I'm just not going to be everybody's cup of tea. But like other people are going to be like, that's the best fucking thing I've ever seen. She's a tiny little baby thing. And I just also feel like when you're really into somebody, you're in love with them or really like them, you're enjoying dating them, you're attracted to them, the sex is good, whatever it may be, like you're in it with them. You are not looking at other people and being like, ugh, they're hotter.

I'm not. Some people might. Some people might. Let me just clarify. Some people might probably more men than women, but like most people, when they're in it with somebody that they really like, aren't checking other people out and like comparing them against you. My emotional connection to somebody makes them much more effective to me. And it's like another person that I guess is quote unquote better looking than that person, like a traditional societal 10 is not as attractive to me because I'm like, I know this person at their core and that's attractive to me. Yeah. Yeah.

You were checking out this guy in the airport. What airport was it? We're in Philadelphia and I'd been drinking all night. I had non-stop. Andrews. American airline flights don't have screens. And some do. But lately they have not been having the screens.

Yes. They've not had a screen. So I had nothing to do besides get drunk on this plane for hours. And I was delirious. and it was like 1 o'clock in the morning. It was like 11 o'clock. It was late. And we saw this guy and you and Tessa made fun of me so hard.

Well, Raina, listen, and this is not shaming anybody. But I was like, that guy is like electrician bod. Like, he looked like a Pittsburgh dad. He looked like he was coming over to fix your toilet. He did. Which is nothing wrong with that. I love a hot plumber. But that was not it.

That was not Buck. That was just like. He was 20 years old than Buck. This very, like, middle-aged dad. vibe. Like, not it at all. But then I'm like, if that guy knew you, well, like, he got closer and you walked it back. He got closer and it wasn't for me, but I just feel like I just see a bald person and I'm into it. Yeah. I'm all ages. But that guy might be like, this girl wants it. Like, he feels like the luckiest guy in the world. I'm not going to fuck that

guy. You had Tassie made fun of me so hard. I thought I was going to pee my pants. That was funny. Anyway, so I just want to say that. If you're with somebody, they're dating you, they're fucking you, they think you're hot. Just stop thinking they're comparing you to every other person. Like they may not even think those other perfect looking model hot people are hot. And body types too, like you said, you're short, tall, like thin, thicker, big boobs, small boobs, butt, no but. Like people have just different preferences and if they're with you, they like what you're working with. My butt's been getting bigger. I'm like really turning up the resistance on the peloton. I mean, it's like really getting big. It looks good. It's like juicy. I made you touch it the other day.

Oh yeah. I've been hugging a lot. But yeah, it's been getting bigger. I'm into it. So if anybody's like into like a big booted girl who recently had her third breast surgery, hit me up. If anyone's into it. Most people, probably. Okay. So this week starts and just like that season two.

Mm-hmm. Huge deal. I can't wait. I can't wait. And the biggest news is that Kim Cottrell is coming back for the finale. No one really knows how much she's getting paid and she's not filming with anybody. So she is not going to be with any of the cast. And then also specifically, I think Michael Patrick King,

she's refusing to be around any of these people. And I've been reading these articles about it. It's like worldwide breaking news. And I saw this funny meme that was like Kim Cottrell really said, put another zero on the end of that. And I'm not fucking talking to anybody, which I thought was so funny. No one really knows how much she got paid.

I just, if she's not with them, what, it's just a monologue. Like, I'm excited, but like I'm not that excited. Like, she's coming back to shoot a solo scene. Like, I don't know. I feel like people are so juiced up about this and the details of it are actually not that exciting. Is it a phone call? Is that what she's shooting? She's interacting with somebody, right?

I mean, no one knows. I mean, maybe someone knows. I just don't know. But so anyway, I just kind of started to deep dive on the feud because the whole thing is like her and Sarah Jessica Parker don't get along or Kim Katrall's been like, we've never been friends or whatever. But did you know, like, I know nothing about it and you've never heard anything like this before?

I've never heard of people that, I mean, you hear people on shows together for 10, 15 years that don't hate each other like this. So Kim control will say they've never been friends. People say that it's always been about money. Kim control will also say it's not always been about money. People worked in the show, like at the top would say like, well, yeah, Sarah Jessica made more money. She was like the lead. So I don't want to misspeak here, but I went into like a deep dive kind of on it.

And Sarah Jessica Parker, who knows what the truth is, but in every interview, she's like, I don't know. I don't get it. Like we have no beef. I don't understand it. Like yada yada yada. and obviously the other cast members kind of side with her. But then I went deeper. And in 2018, I guess Kim Cottrell's brother died like suddenly or something.

February 6th, 2018. Kim Cottrell Post, feed post. No, not a story. A feed. Wait, before you read this also backing up. So they did the two movies and then Kim Cottrell refused to do a third movie. Yes, which I understand. The second movie fucking sucked.

Right. But I'm just saying like for timeline, I'm saying it was prior to this, she was just like, I'm out on this. shit, right? Yeah, they're just bringing her back because everyone's obsessed with her and begging for her and, like, they realize what a void there is without her in the show. And I feel like over the years, we also realized even before and just like that that she was the best one. Totally. But yeah, I also think there was years where they couldn't get the first movie made because she was halting. Okay. And then, of course, she didn't want to do a third. The second one was terrible.

Oh my God. This is over. Unwatchable. So I guess like her brother died like maybe suddenly or something back in 2018. So Kim Cottrell on her feed writes, I would like to thank my fans, friends and my hashtag sex and the city colleagues for the outpoint of support for myself and family over the past 72 hours. And then, I guess people were coming out and saying their support for her online. Sarah Jessica included the next post, February 10th, 2018, four days later, feed post, Rina. I don't need your love or support at this tragic time at Sarah Jessica Parker. Let me reach you the caption. What?

My mom asked me today, when will that at Sarah Jessica Parker tagged her? When will that Sarah Jessica Parker, that hypocrite, leave you alone? Your continuous reaching out is a painful reminder of how cruel you really were then and now. Let me make this very clear. If I haven't already, you are not my family. You are not my friend. So I'm writing to tell you one last time to stop exploiting our tragedy in order to restore your, quote, unquote, nice girl persona.

And then she copy and pasted a link that was like from the New York Post about the mean girl's culture that destroyed sex in the city about how everyone was like toxic on set. This is still up. I screenshot it yesterday. This is crazy. Like, she hates Sarah Jessica Parker. Like, I didn't know that it was this deep or this out there. I thought it was always just been, like, speculation.

Like, she's like, don't fucking talk to me, bitch, and don't talk about my family. And that still lives on her feet. Did you not know? Right, I didn't know it. I didn't even realize that she, like, refused to be, what's the guy's name? Michael Patrick King. Yeah, refused to be, he's the show's creator. Yeah, he's the show's creator or producer.

I mean, clearly this was like work related and something happened where like he took Sarah Jackson's part aside, whether it's financially. or whatever it is, and she just doesn't want them anything to do with these people. Like, it's bigger than her just having some, like, beef with Sarah Jessica. Yeah, and Kim Cottrell also posted on, I think, probably June 1st. I think her caption was like Happy Pride, and she posted an article announcing that she was going to return.

So she's, like, milking it, as she very well should. Like, she's clearly getting off in the best way with the money and all the attention and validation that she's the fucking favorite. Uh-huh. And that she can turn this abomination of a show around. with what 10 minutes at the end? I don't know, but also they're so smart because you're going to watch until the end.

Oh, fuck yeah. I'm going to watch every second of that show. I'm going to talk shit every week with you about it. But I'm glad that I know that it isn't some sort of reunion at the end, and I'm glad that I am not going to be anticipating that and be disappointed. I'm glad that they were like, hey, shouldn't shoot with anybody. So don't be expecting some, like, happy reunion. Anyway, so I went deep last night in this article of the timeline,

and I was like, that is crazy. Like there's no way that's still on her feed, right? There's no way. She must have deleted that. She's heated in the moment. No. That's so crazy. I'm glad I could share this with you.

I will tell you what though. And I've said this to you privately about other things that have happened. When I have had a falling out with somebody over something that is like truly painful, bad, their behavior was bad. We have never resolved this. Not like, I don't know how we got here. You got falling out with friends where you just sort of drift apart and you feel like I don't know how we got to this.

If there is like a real inflection point where like we have decided to not have a relationship with each other. I do not want to hear from you when times are bad. And I don't want to hear from you when times are good. I'm not interested in you being in my airspace. Like, it's almost like when you hear from an ex on your birthday. Yeah. I don't want you to come in here and ruin my day. And when times are bad, I definitely do not want your sympathy. I don't want to hear from you. I have like felt like this for a really long time. I don't want to hear from somebody if we've had a falling out and we've not addressed the falling out at a time when a family member died. I don't want your fucking sympathy. I fully agree.

her response? I mean, you and I may have a little bit different thoughts. Like, it just depends on who it is. It depends on what happened. Totally. And it depends on what happened with the tragedy or the loss or something like that. You know what I mean? Because I do think there's friends you may have lost touch or even exes, like, their parent dies. They're genuinely reaching out because they're like, I feel that. Like, I think I haven't talked to an ex of mine in yours and if I hurt his parent died. I don't know. He might not want to hear from me also. Like, I'm just thinking of like sometimes it's a genuine like my heart is hurting and some people do appreciate it. not everybody is like you.

I think everybody's so different when it comes to this stuff. But this sounds like Sarah Jessica Parker was making it like public and like, quote unquote, what she thinks was exploiting. It's tiered to me, but even like your ex is a good example, you guys don't hate each other. It wouldn't be the craziest thing in the world. If he reached out to you on a day like that, it wouldn't make the day worse. When he reached out to me about Dewey and stuff, which I was appreciative. Right.

But you guys don't hate each other. I'm saying if there was like an inflection point where we really have beef with each other and this is a very negative falling out, I do not want to hear from me. you at times like this. Yeah. That's my hard line. Yeah. I don't even know if I have anybody like that, though, right? On my birthday last year, I heard from somebody I'd had a falling out with, and he, like, had really hurt me. It was really painful. We'd never spoken again. And he'd sent me this message on my birthday, and it upset me a lot. I don't really want to hear from you. So I guess those are my feelings. It's like, we've never resolved any of this, and it's not

really water under the bridge. I don't want to hear from you. Well, also birthdays, fuck off. That's different than tragedy. You know what I mean? Totally. But every situation is so vastly different because you could be really mourning the loss of someone in your life and this person from her past reaches out and makes you feel worse. Yeah, I don't... So it just depends. I mean, who's to say? I don't want you to use a tragedy in my life as a catalyst for getting back in my life. Yeah. If I just lost touch with you, then that's kind of nice. If somebody you just drifted apart from, I would always appreciate that. But I don't know, I just thought that was, like, fascinating. And I don't know, I can't get a read on Sarah Jessica Parker. Like, sometimes I watch interviews with her and I do feel like she can come across a little fake, but what do I know? She's an actress.

You know, like, I can almost see her being like, I don't get it. I don't know. And it's like, yes, you do? Like who's the crazy one here? Because you can't have Sarah Jessica Parker over here being like, I have no idea what she's talking about. We don't have any beef. And then you have Kim Cottrell like, don't fucking talk about my family, bitch. Like, who is?

I just got to know. It's like, it's keeping me up at night. I mean, it makes Sarah Jessica Parker look like a fake phony. Like, and I don't even know if that's the case. But like clearly one of them is very angry. The other person would be like, I don't know what the problem is.

Right. It makes you look really like a bad person. Right. You could just be like, I'm sick of talking about this. And yeah, we had a falling out. people falling out to other people at work and I'm not talking about this anymore.

Like giving gas lighting. Yeah. Or it's giving you a cow. Like, it's giving her a cow. We're not pathological liars. All we lied about was this. Yeah.

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embarrassing that could happen with the blow gel. You run out. You're just like trying to squirt it. You're like, oh, we're out, babe. We're out. I've been suck it too much dick. It's Labor Day. you're like it was a whole summer. What it's going to happen to me is I'm going to open up the drawer next to my bed and there's like 15 blow gels and I guys would be like, how much dick are you sucking? Exactly. Well, because we're talking about embarrassing things in the bedroom today and vibes only,

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And that is a free feature. So you can download the app for free. And that is one of the features that you get. And you can see it's like your AirPods. Like, can you imagine you're so excited to like use a toy in the bedroom and it's just dead? Devastation. I would die. I just leave.

I'm dead. Sorry, I'm dead. I'm dead. This toy's dead and I'm literally dead. I was talking to I cannot laugh I was talking to my ex last night The one

Which was You've really gotten soft I'm talking to a bunch of axes yesterday The one in D.C. that I made out with Oh him, yeah He was talking to him About some girl that he's dating And he was saying that he bought a panty vibe

For her Ours? No What? Not ours And he was like, do you even sell one? And I was like, are you even a fan of mine? What?

And he was like, he was like, we'll see how long it's last because she lives like really far away. And I was like, had you bought ours, dummy, you would have had a long distance lover feature available. You could have controlled her vibrator from anywhere in the world. Gross. But I'm glad he ruined his own relationship by not getting our products. Well, he's going to end up with you anyway.

And he'll have the whole line. I hope so. Okay. So we are talking about embarrassing stuff in the bedroom today. we wanted to direct you all to a 2020 episode called My Nudes, My Rack, My Pussy, and My Crack. Why do we record that? So it aired on 315.15. So Monday, March 15th, 2020, by Wednesday, the world totally shut down.

So I remember St. Patrick's Day, the 17th was my dad came and picked me up in New York. It aired on the 15th? It aired on the 15th. So I must have been over there. The day we recorded that, that was the day we were talking about should we cancel the Texas shows? And you were like, I don't want to. And I was like, I do.

Yes. So we got back in town on the 8th. That was like Sunday or Monday. Okay. I got back from Cabo. And then we must have recorded this on like the 10th, 11 things were like really dicey. I mean, again, it was so crazy back then it changed every day. Yeah.

Like one day felt fine. And then the next day didn't. And then all of a sudden, I remember Friday the 13th, I had my first socially distance comedy show. I was like, okay. And then like by the 14th, people were like, uh, you should stay home. And then by the 15th, it was like, you're an asshole if you're out on these streets. And then the 16th and then the 17th, it was like, go to Delaware. It's just crazy to me to think about that time.

I think of every day. It can name every day like the way it changed. I know what I mean. But so this was truly the last episode before full blown quarantine. This was a very last episode we were in person for. So iconic title. Yeah. And it was really just all about like quiffs and farting and body stuff and pussy's and dicks and

smells and all the things. So we're kind of just doing a reboot with more like actual stuff that can happen. And the thing that spurred this inspiration. was, I was like recently like hooking up with this guy. And we were making out, you know, hot and heavy, whatever, probably some like finger stuff. Like we weren't having sex. Some people call that sex. We'll talk about the ultimatum next week. Okay. Way to working in here. Right. So we're just doing finger stuff. Well, I don't know where his hands were at the time, but we were like making out hot and

heavy, like turned on, whatever. And you know you're like breathing heavier, which is like also showing somebody that you're into that. But you start to like, it's like breathing heavy or whatever. And like, I took an inhale and like sniffled. Like, it wasn't clean and clear breath. And I was like, that's embarrassing. You stay dripping. You're a little trippy. My allergies have not acted up, but I was a little like, it like caught. You know, you're like trying to be sexy and it's like, uh-huh. And you make that sound. You ever done that while you're-sipply sound. Are you kissing when you did it? Yes, I'm saying we were making it. It's so embarrassing. And I was like, oh my God, I heard a sniffle. Okay, would you rather your teeth touch?

That is the worst feeling when your teeth touch. You ever like bumped teeth with somebody by accident? Oh, God, no, I don't have buck teeth. I don't either. Bucking. Once the last time you heard that, in July 9th of 2018 when I got your teeth. Are you bumping teeth?

Oh, buck teeth? I've bumped teeth. I have once or twice. You just bumped teeth by accident. Oh, I don't, that would like send a chill. on my spot. Yeah, I think I would rather the sniffle because the bump teeth, it really you feel out your body. My own sniffle

took me out of it. I have to get back in the zone and do my breathing exercises. Like Emily Moore said last week, I was like, we have to look into each other's eyes now and breathe deeply. Did you breathwork? So that was like what made us feel like, let's talk about this again. It was so funny. Bodies are so gross. I know. Well, that's a thing. Like, we just want to validate like, sex is a crazy thing to do. You're butt naked. There's fluids and, like,

body stuff and like smells and all kinds of stuff going on. Like stuff happens and it's fine and it happens to everybody. Yes. And it's funny because this morning when I was like doing research this episode and I was Googling like what to do when embarrassing stuff happens to the bedroom because I've had sex with my share of people. But maybe other people have like better ideas for how to deal with like farting and quefeing and getting your period on somebody.

And like so much of the feedback every article, every expert was just like, you just got to deal with it and keep it rolling. I'm cats answered everything and laugh it off. This stuff just happens. Yeah. I will say, I think we said this on the last episode, but quefeing, we need to rebrand this as you just did a good job. It's the chef's kiss of fucking a queef means like you really hit it.

Uh-huh. I've queefed, I'm sure. It's just air in your vagina. It's like a vagina fart, whatever. And if someone's thrusting in there and air gets in there, it's like no biggie. But more so, to me, I feel like I've dealt with like if someone's a little sweaty, your bodies make a fart sound. I feel like that happened with an exomite and we just died laughing.

Yeah, it's funny. But like it's your sternum. Just make the fart. It's so, when you hear that sound in the bedroom, it's just jarring. It makes me feel icky when you hear that sound. Has anybody ever farted having sex with you? To your knowledge. No.

And like, honestly, like, I think one of the most mortified things that could happen is to fart when someone's going down on you. Oh, my God. And I have never done it. And I feel for anyone this is, happen to. Like, my heart goes out to you. We get messages like this all the time. We've got emails about it this time. Like, I feel your pain and I'm not just going to say, laugh it off. I mean, you have to, but like, you have to go to therapy also. You have to cry that one off.

Yeah. It happens to a lot of people, like, you shouldn't feel embarrassed, but like, also if it happens to you, you have a story at brunch till the end of time. I mean, literally. Also, if you're with somebody that doesn't immediately, like, double over laughing, like, that's not your person. What if a guy farted while you were blowing him, though? I know. I know. I'm Like, you have to move away from it. Like, you do have to stop. I'm not just going to keep going. Next I'm going to keep eating my pussy if I farted in their face.

I love sucking dick. I love it so much. But if somebody farted, I would leave the room. I'm not going to sit there in the fart cloud and suck your dick. For me, if I'm doing it or you do it, I'm crying either way. I'm going to the shower and crying. What if somebody farted while you were blowing? I'm so traumatized.

I don't know if I'd ever be able to give a blow job. again. I don't want to shame people for this happening because it does happen. I'm not shaming them. I'm just saying like if I was in a car and I got a car accident, it'd be hard for me to get back in the car. And I love driving. You know, like, that's fair. It's traumatizing. I'm just like, what if this happens again? I had to keep telling myself, this is like one in a million. This has never happened. I'm so old. I've fucked so many dudes. This has never happened before and probably won't happen again. It is rare. But the girlies that have farted when someone's eating their pussy, like icons, legends.

You have the best and funniest story for the rest of time. Also, when they are like, cute and dainty, it's like funny when they fart. Men are disgusting. When they fart, it just like validates what I already think of you. Okay, I'll tell you something that happened to me.

It was so embarrassing during sex recently. I was having sex, my ex, and his dick is so big. And we were like, fucking. And I just, I was ready for it to be over. And he was on top of me, like, fucking me, like, really hard. And, like, his dick was just, like, hurting me so bad. And he was, like, dig your nails into my back.

And, like, I knew it would, like, make him come. And he was, like, harder, harder. And I'm like, I want this to end so bad. And I'm, like, digging my nails so hard into his back. And my nail popped on. No. And then a second nail popped off. Two nails are just somewhere in the bed.

This is his fault. Yes. I'm so mad. He's, like, big, giant. huge leathery man back and I'm just your nail extensions off. Yes. And these aren't sharp. They look sharp,

but yeah, no, it's not sharp. The manicure gets dull. So these aren't sharp at all, actually. And so they probably weren't like hurting that much. And he was just like harder, harder and there's just popping off.

And then you got to like scavenger hunt the bed for your fake nails. It was so embarrassing. That is so awful. Thank you. It was horrible for me. Everything on my body is fake and all of this is out. A tooth has never come out. Thank God.

But hair extensions? I've had people. people tugged pretty hard in the hair extensions during sex and they just start to like slow. When you have to just take one out and throw it somewhere in the middle of sex, just try to be like under the radar. Yeah.

You just take one of your tracks out and you got to like tuck it under the mattress in the middle of sex. Yeah. It is so embarrassing because you're like, I can't keep going like this because they're going to like rip my real hair out, but you're like find a way to unclip it. You're talking to me like, I know. I've never in my life.

To put it under the bed. You got to like hide it. If you forget it. I can't unclip my weave in the middle and just let it be there. I know plenty of girls do. Jenny Jones is one of those. She's just like, yeah, I'm just going to take it out and put it on the nightstand. I usually will take it out in the bathroom and like crumple it up at a t-shirt.

Pre-sex and throw my hair up. In the middle of sex is very funny when you have to get it out. Yeah. Because it's hurting you or it's like dangling. I will say this has happened to me so many times where like a hair extension is dangling. No man's ever noticed. They don't care. They're dicks hard.

They're not thinking about anything that's thrown on. I think they've run into this so many times. Yes. This is old hat for them. Everything on my body is fake and may pop off at some point. Oh my God. Okay. Well, we're going to share some stories that we used to tell live shows.

And I don't think we've shared a lot of these in the podcast. But I was going to share an experience that happened after your birthday in 2021. So we were back in the streets. That night we went out. That was the first time I was in a bar that was no restrictions. You know, things were starting to lift in June of 2021. People were vacks and all that. So we did the boat.

And then I hooked up this guy afterwards. We'd been flirting all night and then we made out in the bar I was like I can't believe I'm making it out in a bar post COVID. It was such a good moment. Like we weren't like sloppy, embarrassing even though we have seen friends of ours

make out in that same bar. Not gonna say who it was. He's been on this podcast a lot. And like, we just kissed briefly and I was like, oh my God, I'm so turned on by just being in the world and being able to like, have someone's tongue in my mouth. And we go back to my place.

And we had sex like all night off and on. We were kind of drunk, you know, whatever. But two things happened. One, I was like, laying at the edge of the bed. He was standing, fucking me. And I was like really into it. It felt really good. I was like, oh my God. Like I might come, you know, even though I'm drunk. And so I was like, almost there. It felt so good. And he leaned in and he was like, hold on a second. And I'm like, oh my God, what? Why do we have to stop? He was like, I have to take my shoes off.

Shoes? You've just been down there, pants around the ankles, Timberlins. They're big shoes. He wore boots on a boat. Listen, I like, I relate to this because I've had clothing items that you just cannot take off like a corset. It's really hard to get certain things off. I was like, we got this far. Just keep the shoes on to like come. Oh, okay, you would have to pretend to just not mention it. Why did we have to stop? Do you think he was like, I'll be down with this in a second,

so I don't have to take these shoes off and like 10 minutes in. He was like, I should take this shoes off. I don't know. I can't remember. Then I think maybe we like scooted up to the top of the bed. Like we actually did like another position. Maybe he was just ready to switch positions. He was like, I can't get up there.

That was like round one. I think we had sex like three separate times in the night. The second time, we're sitting on my floor. I think just playing with a zool, whatever. We start making out. We start fucking on the floor. And I've never in my life felt a discomfort like that during sex. Like hardwood floor, sticky body.

You're not sliding around. He was on top of me. I felt like he was thrusting into me. And my body was caught between like two boards. Like his hard body and my like hardwood floor. It's so embarrassing for me because in my mind I'm like, act cool. Act like this is fun.

You're like I hate this. I couldn't live. And like I was just. joking that, you know, you hear ludicrous be like, I want to lick, lick, lick you from your head to your toes. I want to move from the bed down to the down to the floor. And you're like, the floor is not sexy if it's a hardwood. You can fuck on a rug, but like hardwood floor, like, I had to stop when this guttural sound came out of my body. I was like, whew! Like, it came up out of me. Like, he pushed it up out of me. I remember the next day, Jenny was dying all day.

She was like, what was that sound again? Like, it came up out of my body when he like thrust it into me and like I'm stuck to the floor. With a new person you just like want to act like you're so into it and it's hot. Totally. You're like be the cool chick that like loves fucking on this floor. And it's like, with an existing person, you'd be like, I hate this. Stop doing this. His knees are probably on the floor.

You know, like this is uncomfortable for everybody. So I was like, we have to stop this nonsense. Fucking on the floor. I have dog hair all over me. I do just try to see like how long can I tolerate this. But like, I don't know, five minutes. You just have to say stop. Move it somewhere else.

You got to be comfortable. When someone's choking you're like too hard or they got their arm. There is no limit. Limit as long as well. Really? Do you pass out? No, no, no. I can take a lot, I feel like.

Like, that guy had me in a chokehold in grease. But, like, I feel like sometimes I don't know how much longer until I pass out. And, like, I know that they. Like, this is something you should check with your doctor. Like, how much can I handle? Like, I think they're enjoying themselves and I don't want to stop them. But, like, sometimes their whole forearm is like across your collarbone. That's, yeah.

And your trache. and they're like crushing your windpipe and you're just like, I know that they're enjoying this. That's not choky. That's something different. That's murder. Do you know what I mean? They're like leaning.

The guy in Greece had me in a chokehold like this. Around. Yeah. You're saying someone. I'm saying somebody's on top of you and they're choking you, but their arm is so big. They're like pressing into your collar bone.

I don't want that. We're tuck in hand. All right. We've had different kinds of sex. But then yeah, I've had like this. His elbows around my neck. And I was like, this is it. She died doing what she loved.

He choked. by the driver. If you died and I came home, I'd be like, I know what happened here. The cops would be like, what do we think happened here? I'd be like, let me take the mic, guys. You're like, you know what, let me get a look at her neck. And I'm going to be able to tell you real quick. I know exactly what happened.

No autopsy needed. Yep, doggy style. She went out. That's how she went out. Clothing is just like so awkward too. Like speaking of the timberlands, like getting shapeware off before you have sex. Well, whatever. You're in the heat of the moment, but I don't really do like traditional shapewear.

Like, I rarely wear spanks, maybe like, once a year. But I feel like a lot of women go in the bathroom and take them off before. Oh, okay. That's tough. Those things are tough. Like in the heat of the mode, the corset I wore it to Boston, I was thinking, like, if I had to get this off for somebody, this would be crazy. This is just staying on for sex. Somebody that, like, fumbles to get like your bra for your body suit open. Many times somebody's like fumbled to get the body suit open and I'm just like, let's just pull this to the side.

Right, pull to the side. I had a guy one time that just could not get my bra and he pulled it over my head. I'm like, excuse me? This is a hundred dollar bra. Just smashed your titties up against it? Just pulled it over my head. I was like, what are you thinking? I can tell this. I. This is nice shit. That's crazy. Yeah, take it in. It's fucking insane.

I was like, it was like coming. It's like coming up here. I'm thinking about the tightest part of the thing. It's just across your nipples. Just smashing your nipples in. It comes up, you know. Oh, my God. You didn't offer to assist.

You were just like, I can't believe this is happening. It would happen before I knew what to do about it. I was like, that's not how you take a bra up. It's not a sports bra. So I was shimbing a bra up my whole body. I would die. Okay. Do you want to talk about your clothing situation?

So it's like so funny because I've always fantasized about fucking in a green room after our shows. And I've always fantasized about fucking in a specific outfit. And it happened. And in my mind, it was so much better than like what actually happened. I've wore this outfit twice. I wore it in Boston the first time a couple years ago. It's a blazer sewn into a pair of shorts. So the back is one piece.

The front is shorts. It's also known as a romper. Yes. It's a blazer romper. Thank you so much. Yeah. I was like, what is she talking about? It's a top sewn into the bottom.

The top and the bottom are connected. I don't know if you guys have seen them. They can often be found on toddlers. I don't know you guys have ever seen this when they, like, put the top in the bottom and like one piece. I was like, listen, stay with me on this journey, guys. Have you ever seen this thing where it's one piece in the back? The shorts are sewn into the top.

I was saying, like, is she going to see Robert at any point? I don't know if you guys have ever heard of this. We're so successful. Were you access to things that you don't? Probably never seen this rare garment. But I'm describing this thing that has to own category on every website on the internet. Oh, my gosh. Thank you for helping me.

I was wearing this blazer romper, and I was on top of this guy in the green room, and the whole experience was so weird. Basically, we were, like, flirting in the green room with you and some other people, and you were like, why don't you guys go get a room? room and then we just did. Yeah, I was like, can you guys just go get a room? And you did. And I was like, the rush that I felt.

I was like, I should run for president just to tell two people to go fuck and they just go. What a thrill. I mean, that guy is so hot. Oh my guy. So wonderful. You can suggest that anybody fuck him, Azul. And Azul be like, I'm down. That guy's so big and so hot.

So we went to the other room. And it is awkward because there's like a one foot wall between you and me and him. and all the lights are on, and Tessa was there too. And the lights are all on, and the door didn't lock. And the venue staff is right there outside the door. But I wasn't going to not take this opportunity. It's my greatest fantasy in the world. And so we were like in this room and I'm on top of him

and we're like hooking up and his dick is out. I'm straddling him, but like you can't get the romper off. So I unbutton the blazer and the blazer top is hanging off the back. Sown into the shorts, as you guys know. And then I'm like, I realize the door doesn't lock. So I have to stand up and wattle across the room and this thing. I could have just unzipped it and taken it off, but in my mind, I'm like, I don't know this person.

I'm trying to fuck this person. I don't know, maybe. And all the lights around, this is so awkward. So I left it on. So I'm just walking around with the blazer hanging off my thing to lock the door. And then he put a chair right in front of the door and just dropped it and sat down so that I had to sit on top of him to have sex. I just had to like unzip this romper.

It's hanging out the back. Yeah, it was a tail. It was really awkward. Like a cape. Yeah, it was like a cape, like a romper cape. The whole experience was really uncomfortable and awkward. and have breast reduction scars hanging out It's broad daylight at the end of the day

They were popping too Yeah, they were popping. We just done a show Those scars were like, we've been working all night. It's late, yes, they were probably really red. No. It was a whole awkward sexual experience. I don't know, I also like didn't care. It was fun.

It like makes me laugh, makes me smile. He's so hot. That guy still texts me all the time wants to fuck again. It reminds me that like none of this stuff is that big of a deal. Like how awkward I acted. We were so drunk, he like couldn't keep it up.

None of it mattered. Sex is weird and funny. And like, no. one cares. Yeah, but clothing stuff is crazy. I think Dylan and Usama, when they were doing their podcast, posted a clip about a belt taking belts off. I don't know how to do it. Belts, and then I feel like this is hypocritical because we're like, wait, you can't unhook my bra. But I can get a belt off, but I am stressed. I am peak anxious when there's a belt in my face and I have to undo it. It just, it doesn't ever feel sexy. Like it doesn't slip off like you see in the movies. I'm always fumbling a belt.

You can slide it out first, but to unhook it, you're like yank. Yank. You're like yank. back so hard and their hips are jerking. And you're like really going hard. I feel like I could learn how to fly a plane before I learn how to like sexy take a belt off. Same. I can't do it. I don't know how to do it.

You are always just like jerking them back. And then if it's like that softer, a little more malleable leather, it's easier to unhook. But that thing is just sticking trying to get off. And if it's like a harder, slicker leather, way hard to unbuckle, but that'll slip right off.

So the two don't even mesh together. Like that's the fakeest. thing about the movies and porn is belts. Honestly, when I get to the button, I fumble too sometimes. Yeah. Like, if you have any type of stomach hanging over, I will never get that button open. Yeah. I mean, I have to acknowledge together that you've got.

Can you just open this for me? Stop. I mean, I can't relate. I really say to hot guys with hot bodies. Not I'm kidding. But maybe not. But yes, like we're over here talking about guys that can't get bras and stuff. But it's the same thing when it comes to pants.

I can't do it. Actually, when I fantasize about having sex, men are mostly wearing joggers. Like even my fantasies, no, I'm never going to get a belt off. Yeah. No one's wearing a belt in my fantasies. You?

I don't know. What is the guy wearing in my fantasies? Hmm, I don't know. What is the guy wearing in my fantasies? The removal of his pants is not a part of my fantasies. Like, I block it out. You deal with that. But yeah, it's like guys taking their pants off,

especially if it's like a skinnier at the ankle. It's a whole production. I plan this out and I don't think about it. So like in my fantasy, I'm like in the green room and the guy like pushes me up against the wall. He's just suddenly inside of me. I don't think about the fact that like we have to unbutton his pants and take his shoes off and they're just hanging around around his ankles while he's awkwardly fucking me against a wall

and you can't even really get it into the hole from that angle. I know. In my fantasies, this is all a lot easier. Yeah. I'm like been thinking about a situation that I have coming up. Well, it will have passed as this episode comes out where I'm like, I just want him to like walk into the hotel room and we start fucking, but there's so many more things that have to happen before that. So many, and it's all awkward. Yeah. It's going to be great. Yeah. I'm really amped for you.

Okay. Well, hopefully he's not going to be wearing a belt. No belts allow. Just text him, don't wear a belt. And he'll be like, why? And you'll be, don't worry about it. Okay. Have you ever been walked in on or walked in on anybody? Like, have you ever had a really awkward moment? No, I was thinking about this the other day. I don't think that I have ever been walked in on doing any sexual act, except for this one time, this girl. watched me, fuck her boyfriend, but she was, she liked that. Yeah. I was in Nashville and I was staying with a friend of mine and her husband at the time and we went out and I met his friend and immediately like we clicked. And then I was staying with her in their house and me and the friend went back before them to fuck. Okay. And then they came home and came into the room and walked into the bedroom. She was just like, Ashley, what's up? I had brought Dewey. I think Dewey was outside the bedroom. You were above the sheets? I was riding him. Dick and pussy. Fully. Like she walked in and saw me like on top of him riding. my bear back.

It is so shocking. And it's like that was her husband's friend. Like it was just, I think they knew we were going to hook up. But like, oh, we beat them back to the house and they walk into their guest bedroom. And I'm just like riding this dude. I think she was like, why is Dewey outside the door? I actually like can't even imagine it. Like I've never walked in on anybody having sex.

They were so funny about it. Like the next morning when we came down, we were like, good morning. So weird, right? That does remind me of the time that I had phone sex at your brother's wedding. And that's so funny. You weren't at the wedding. So there was a big house everybody was staying at, and I had phone sex, and I did it, like, under the blanket with my ex. And I don't know if for some reason my drunk ass thought that, like, the blanket was going to muffle the sound throughout the whole house.

And then I figured nobody heard it. And I came down the next morning. No one was making fun of me yet. So I was like, definitely no one heard it. And then everybody heard it. My dad snored through it, but my mom heard it. Yeah. And then I went back for around two the second night.

You know what came up a lot, and this happened to me. Last time I hooked up with somebody actually not too long ago, is cramps. Yeah, we got a lot of messages about cramps. It wasn't during sex, but it was right after, and he really did have to, like, massage my leg. But I have gotten a cramp during sex. That is unbelievable. Like a Charlie horse? I could cry right now.

I'm thinking about it. This is my toes when I get a Charlie Horse. They are like spread. I think I like audibly go, no, no, no. You feel it coming on. I hate it so much. A couple of things came up that, like, you realize after sex, this thing made me laugh. When I was seeing my, like, dirty talk when it's over and you realize stuff you've said.

I always said something. You can't even do physically, like, humanly possible. You realize you said the wrong word? You realize you said comfortability. That's so funny. I never get that fucking remember my grammar. You recap your dirty talk and you're like, I use the wrong word. You flub your dirty stuff.

My sentence structure was grammatically incorrect. Sometimes in the heat of the moment, I realized, like, that someone else's dirty talk was, like, super ick. really just crazy shit and then in the moment I pretended I liked it won't be an example what don't you like I had an ex that I think this is pretty common but he really liked pregnancy dirty talk

he loved talking about getting me pregnant when he was fucking me and like it just gives me the ick I don't know okay I mean some people are into it a lot of people are into it like a lot of guys are super into it it's I don't like it it keeps me out it's too loving for me I just want to be degraded a little more than that rather than like I want to create a family with you

It's just, it is crazy. Like, we've talked to this before, but the stuff that you, like, say and do sometimes in the bedroom, you think about it later, and it kind of comes back to you in the same way that something you did drunk comes back to you. Yes. You know, you get these flashbacks the next day.

And they just, like, hit you. You're just like trying to make a sandwich. You're like, oh, my God, I said what? Oh, my God. Like, I will like literally out loud be like, oh my God. I am embarrassed at myself. I'm like, who was she?

There are things I do think are so sexy when I'm like a little drunk and I'm like about to fuck. Like, I'll stumble into the other room, put on lingerie. You know they can hear you like tripping as you try to get into the garter belt? Like I've fully tripped in the other room a lot of times trying to get into this stuff. You know, a lot of sexy stuff upstairs. Yeah.

In your head at the time, you would never even think they could hear you or know what you're doing back there. No. Am I like one square foot apartment in Brooklyn? Yeah. You know what has happened to me after sex is realized that I used a used butt plug? Oh my God. It was somebody out. It's really embarrassing because like you get done and you're like, I didn't even ask.

That's so crazy. I didn't even ask if you washed this between girls. Oh my God. It's, and you didn't wash it. Oh, it's so disgusting. No, I didn't wash it. I didn't request it to be washed. He just pulled it out and I was like, let's stick this somewhere.

Yeah, in the heat of the moment, things are crazy. Well, you're fine. I'm embarrassed about it every day. But yes, I'm fine. My butthole's fine. Oh, it's so bad. Yes, some of the things that came up were, of course, getting your period during sex, which here's the thing.

I think I've shared this in the podcast before. So pardon me if you're familiar with the story, but guys love. for you to get your period during sex. They think they did it. I remember this guy that I dated. This was the guy that I had my very first orgasm with when he went down to me. This is like the summer I was like 19, I think, 19 or 20. And we were having sex and he came out of the bathroom. We'd finished or whatever and he was like, babe, I think I knocked your period loose.

Knocked it loose. They're so proud of them fucking selves. That's not how it works. But there's nothing to knock up there. That's how you recover from it. You should just tell them. I was like, baby, you really did. I mean, that guy could have fucked. That was not the person I lost my virginity to, and this was like after my freshman or sophomore year in college maybe between like sophomore and junior year. So it had sex with people in college. But like the first like really like dirty talk, orgasms like throwing me around like a really sexual person that taught me a lot. And that's when I really started to enjoy sex with someone like that. But yeah, that was the guy that was just like knocked it loose. I'm like, you don't understand bodies. I guess you do actually. You understand how to

please me. But I think they take pride in it. So never worry about that. I love that tip. It would just be funny if you're fucking a guy and he like thought that and then you're like your last girlfriend lied to you and told you that was the case like I know some girl told you that but yeah it'd be funny to be like oh my god you must to just like hit something open the floodgates open the blood gates I guess I open the blood gates it's cute yeah I got my period during sex once it was a lot of blood it is everybody's so different like my periods usually would start out a little more light like I wouldn't just all of a sudden start bleeding profusely that's why it's the only time it's ever happened to me because, yeah, I have like a warning shot a couple days where I, like,

know I'm about to get my period. This is the only time it's ever happened. I was sitting up on top of somebody for, like, fucking them. And I like lifted up and like blood came. A lot of blood. Yeah. It was really gross. But like, I've certainly like bled all over somebody's sheets. I've certainly like thought my period was over. And there's just blood and semen mixed together. And it's just like all over the place. It's like, I don't know. Guys don't care. Yeah. Which is crazy because if your penis blood on me, I would lose my mind. Well, that's, something's wrong. Probably. We should go to the hospital.

I've like never met a guy that cared. I just, no one cares. Yeah. Should we read some of the one-liners? Yeah. Okay. So we asked for stories, one-liners. Raina, do you want to do this one?

This is very you. The second one was highlighted. I know it. I already knew you were talking about. He went down on me and found a little piece of toilet paper. At least he knows I would. Listen, some people have puffy pussies and it just eats the toilet paper. No, some people are using the wrong toilet paper.

Charmin, get the fuck out. If you are using that soft, ass toilet paper. That's the kind that crumbles and gets stuck up in there. You got to use a little rougher stuff. I will use Scots. Industrial. That is crazy.

That's not what I use. You're wiping with tissue paper. I don't buy Scots, but I will get down with some Scots. I buy AngelSoft, but I will die on this hill. Like that Charmin, it comes apart in your hands. It's too puffy. It's too fluffy and soft. I don't need that.

First of all, I'm trying to wipe stuff away. Why am I using a plush? paper. I literally am imagining you like wiping with the tissue paper from the gift section. I would. I'll use a rough paper towel. Restaurant quality. No, this happens to everybody.

Nikki Glazer does a whole bit about this of like little piece of toilet paper like in your butt crack and your pussy, it happens. I think it happens to a lot of people. No one's ever said a word to me about it in my entire life and I'm sure it's happened. A lot. This came up kind of like got a condom stuck inside of me and then I had to go

get it out. I mean, I think it just happens a lot. And I think you just have to like laugh it off and bear down and fish it out. I mean, it happens. Down. Okay, this one I can relate. It's a little gross, but he got so sweaty, a drip of sweat from the tip of his nose landed in my mouth. I would really need a minute to recover from that. And that's crazy because I let people spin in my mouth and I feel fine about it. And for some reason, the accidental drip. I think it had me once that I really felt. Also, I'm so grossed out about it. Like, I don't like anything. dropping on my face. You know how you walk around New York City and just droplets fall on you?

It's not raining. You don't know where they're coming from. I don't like it. I don't want it. I need to be intentional. I need you just spit on me or come on me. Yes. Yeah. This one is so embarrassing. He told me I didn't have to be so loud. It sounds fake. If somebody corrected my moment. No. Also like I'm out. That's crazy. First of all, no one should shake me for something like that. But I'm like, who's complaining about that? A friend of our, well, our video guy was telling me that he checked into a hotel the other day and the couple in this room next door were

fucking. He was like, it was so loud. It sounded like, performative. But I was like, do you jerk off to it? That's so cool. And he was like, no, it sounded like too loud. And it reminded me of this because like, I get really loud. I think I could sound performative a little bit. Well, I'd be curious if she was performing.

If she really was like he was right. But no one should shame you for that. Absolutely. But it's, that's embarrassing. I just, I get a little loud. And if somebody was like, that sounds fake, has anybody told you you're talking too much during sex? Oh my God.

What? No. Okay, so just, I feel that. How do they say it? In the context, so I had an ex who kind of has a hard time getting there if you're like talking too much, making too much noise. Like really just needs to like be in their own head to come. He has been through some trauma.

So, yeah, like requested a little less. A little less chatter. I had this guy who told me that, like, yeah, the compliments kind of took him out of it. Like, you're so hot, your dick feels so good that, like, it kind of took him out of it. Like, some people just need, like, a little more silence to, like, keep it up and to come and to be in the moment. I always think, like, men can come every single time. But, like, there are some guys who just need, like, a little more focus, either to not come right away or to be able to come. Yeah, everybody is so different.

I mean, you can just strike the balance with your partner. I mean, also at the same time, I'm cringing because it's like I would feel embarrassed. You know, like someone has critiquing the way you are in the bedroom, but these things are also important to communicate. Like, I don't know their delivery might have been off, but that's something no matter who you are, what side of the relationship you're on, you should express. If I was dating a guy, which I don't know, I feel like dirty talk, the limit does not exist. But if I felt like it was too much or obviously not enough, you would express something

that turns you on. You're not just going to deal with it. You should never deal with something that's turning you off in the bedroom. I was not entitled to buy it. The delivery is important. I was not told to buy it. The delivery was very much like, I need a little more focus basically to like get there. It would crush me in the moment, though.

Of course you want to not do something that's turning your partner off, but it would really sting, I think. If someone was like, can you cut down the dirty talk? I'd be like, like, a dagger to the heart. It's a dagger to the heart because it's so important to me and I like it so much and it makes the experience so good for me. And it's not performative at all. Like, I'm really just saying.

things I feel in the moment. So if somebody's like, it takes me out of the moment when you're so like that. And then I'm in my head the next time during sex being like, am I doing it too much? Yeah. I totally agree with you that like I don't mind the feedback if this is making it not the best experience in the world for you. But I'm like two people if one doesn't like it at all and you love it. Like you might just not be a match. I mean, you're not a match anyway, but that is something you have to assess within your own relationship because that would be tough. I'd be with two people who are pretty silent during sex, and I don't really enjoy sex with them that much.

It doesn't make the experience very fun. And for me, if I'm not sexually compatible with somebody, I don't really see a future with them. And not everybody is as sexual of a person. It doesn't matter to you. Or you're like, I'm not going to have sex that much with this person after a year and a half, who cares? But I do care.

So it's a pretty big deal breaker for me. Yeah, I'm with you. I love this one. My boyfriend at the time tried to choke me, but he lost balance and actually started choking me. Like, when he kind of stumbled and he was like, oh, like, that's tough. I hope everyone's okay.

Use your boom to break their fall. That's funny. Like that's so funny one minute. You're just like, uh, uh, and then you're like, uh, you're literally dying. You start turning purple. Yeah, and you're like, I don't know when to say something. Oh my gosh.

So this also everything, I'm like, this happens to me. My hip makes a loud pop like I'm 80 years old, so I do this fake cough when I get on top. The fact that this is her workaround. That is so, like, you know your hip's going to pop, so you're like, like you have to cough to mask this. sound. I crack here really loud. Like, I don't know what you call these. It's my hips, but like, next to my vagina. Hold on. Oh, I did it for Ashley. That's why she made that sound. That's in your hips, not your knees. It's here. It's like in my hip flexors. Yeah. They crack pretty loud. And like,

I have already stretched today. I did a pre-stretch. I worked out. I did a post-workout stretch. And they still are like that. It's like a party trick. That is so funny. I don't care at all. I think it's hilarious, but it is pretty loud. Yeah. And shocking. So yeah, listen, it happens to all this. I love that she's a workaround. I would make her. Yeah, you stretch a lot. I would make my ex stretch me out after sex, like, do butterfly and have him push down because you can get like so much deeper. Oh my God. It feels so good just right now. I did inner thighs yesterday at solid core. Oh, this is nice. This is nice. Okay. Got nice dressing. I mean, tons of stuff came up finishing too quick, not being able to finish it all. Have you ever... The way you were sitting right now is so distracting.

Accused your partner of pretending to come? of faking it because it didn't come out in the toilet. Absolutely. Listen, I had one partner. But he did? There was never come that came out of my body. This went on for like so long and I never knew how to bring it up. Like it kind of grosses me out, but it's like my payoff for a job well done.

When I go sit on the toilet and squeeze your come out of me, it's how I know I did a nice job. And it's like, it's my little payoff. And yes, I had one partner who like, it never came out of me. So he was either faking it every single time or he just didn't have a lot. like a little tiny baby load. And like, I didn't really have the language back then. That's a really hard thing to ask somebody. And it also sounds kind of crazy because you're like,

I sat on the toilet, no come came out of like, it's crazy. The way you have to explain to somebody why you know they didn't come. And then you used to be like, with all the other guys I fucked. Like, there's so many things you have to hit to explain like why I know you didn't come. Yeah, because you're comparing him to other guys.

Like with the ex that I did this with, I was comparing it to previous times with him. And we had a funny, fun relationship. Like, he thought it was crazy. for asking that. And I was like, well, am I? Like, we fuck every day. And then I go to the bathroom and your cum falls out of me. So where is it? Tell me where it is. Where did it go? Prove it. Prove it. At that point, our relationship, I wouldn't have faked an orgasm with him. So I don't want to be faking orgasms. You know what I mean? But he swore up and down. I should text him now.

Remember that time? Be honest. Were you lying? I should text this guy. Be honest for that whole few years we were sleeping together. Were you lying? Did you never like it? Some people just have, like, last calm. I slept with a guy not too long ago that come everywhere. I was like, that was a lot of calm. He was like, yeah. He was like, it's embarrassing when it's not a lot. You're like, Mommy's proud of you. He was young. You know what? On that note,

we have really told a lot of stories today. We really have. A lot of the stuff we talk about at the live shows, but still, we still have so much saved up. Summer of fucking. Summer of Pinacolada. I'm excited. And we have a whole fall of shows where we have new stories to round

up for those. And maybe one more show this summer. We'll let you guys know. What? What show? Oh. Okay. She's right. We'll let you guys know. Okay. Well, hope you enjoyed this episode. And you guys come back next week for the first episode of cancer season. Damn it. I was going to do it today, but I was just going to let you have your one last Monday of Gemini season. to take us out, Girls GottaEatteeat.com, get those tickets for the fall shows.

We are wrapped with the first half of the year and we've had such a great time and we pick up again in the fall and then this one show we'll be announcing soon in the summer.

It's a sort of show. It's whatever. It's a big show. Well, it's the different types on our tour. Yeah. It's not part of the Saksity tour. It's not part of another food thing.

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