Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Bravo Leaks, Bougie Bachelorettes, and Celeb Couple Whiplash
Episode Date: April 30, 2026Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: New celeb couples (Kendall Jenner, Kyle Cooke, Dr. Dre) Zoe Kravitz and Harry Styles engaged...? Megan Thee Stallion publicly accuses Klay Thompson of cheating Acquired Style’s bougie bachelorette Audio leaks from the Summer House reunion TV announcements/tea: Dancing with the Stars, Mormon Wives OC, House of Stassi, Funny AF with Kevin Hart, Margo’s Got Money Troubles, Euphoria Headlines: Stage Coach, White House Correspondents Dinner shooting, Jimmy Kimmel vs. Melania, the Scientology Challenge, Verity trailer Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Rocket Money: Reach your financial goals faster at https://rocketmoney.com/gge. FP Movement: Go to http://fpmovement.com to shop their full line of activewear and workout gear. Nutrafol: Get $10 off your first order and free shipping at https://nutrafol.com with code GGE10. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This week on the snack, Bravo Leaks, Boogie Bachelorets, and Breaking Couple News.
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This week in America, also worldwide, you're special today.
Worldwide.
Special premiere.
Lots of confusion.
Here comes the bride.
Premieres tonight.
If you are watching, listening to The Snack on Thursday, April 30th, it will premiere worldwide.
on YouTube at 8 p.m. Eastern Time time. So whatever time that is in your city, it's a quick Google.
So it's 5 p.m. Time zones? In L.A. It's 10 a.m. on Friday in Australia-ish, depends on where you are.
For example. I did not think you were going to pick Australia number two. A lot of people
messaged me from Australia. Number two. Our biggest markets are outside of Canada, which aligned on
time zones, so they get it. I'm thinking the farthest away place where we have a lot of listeners and
viewers. Are you starting the furthest and coming the other way? I had no plan. I just keep,
I have been getting messages from you guys from Australia. Like if you're looking from California
and then if you're looking from Australia. So you can't watch it on YouTube in China, Iran. Turkey? Turkey's
Turkey and Russia unclear. So you guys let me know.
Eritrea and North Korea. I think it's in Uzbekistan and North Korea. So I'm so sorry.
You probably don't get the podcast there either.
podcast there. You don't get, there's no Instagram in Russia. That makes sense. Yeah. So you guys don't even know.
You're not even knowing. But yes, I am just so excited. And just to make it super clear, it will be on
prime video Friday, May 1st. So if you want to watch it that way, you can. I want it to announce that
if you watch it tonight, you'll be watching it with me. I'm going to be live in the chat. My friends are
going to be in there. Shishonka is going to be in there. And it's going to be commercial free. Oh, that's amazing.
So some capitalists may criticize this, but I really wanted to disable ads for the premiere.
I really wanted there to be no interruptions.
And I really wanted to have this completely ad-free, commercial-free experience for the premiere.
So I can't recommend it enough to watch it tonight when it premieres.
And then, of course, it's going to live on YouTube.
So whenever you want to watch it, you can, you want to watch it again.
You want to watch it every day.
Please watch it every day.
Please put every device in your house on and just have here comes the bride running.
That's what I'm going to do.
That's what I'm going to do.
Yeah, rack the numbers up.
So just wanted to let you guys know all those details.
And then one really fun thing is this is our friend Taylor's idea.
She was like, do here comes the bride bingo.
So Shishonk made bingo cards.
Okay.
And you can play bingo.
You can play it digitally.
He made it so you can play it online.
He built this site out, of course, just over breakfast.
And you can also print them out.
So if you guys are having watch parties, you can print out the bingo cards.
There's like five or six different cards.
And then it's all stuff I say or stuff that happens in the special and it'll spell out like bride.
But bingo basically.
Just, you know, middle is a free space.
Then you just play it while you watch.
That's so cool.
It's so fun.
Drop the website.
That's going to be my link tree.
So I will be posting stories about it.
But Ash Hess is my Instagram and all the stuff is in the link tree.
YouTube link.
Prime Video link will be there when it's on prime.
And then the bingo cards.
And it's just a site that you go to and you guys will be able to figure it out.
He made it really easy, I think, for everybody to play.
Bingo. I'm really excited. I wish I could be there. I'll be watching at 5 o'clock for the premiere.
You will? Of course. What else are we going to do? Playing bingo in the chat. I'll talk to people
also in the chat and I'll just be in my hotel room. Okay. I'm excited. I am so excited. I obviously
dressed for the occasion. I feel great. Which you guys should be watching on video today, Spotify or YouTube, because
your hair. Oh, I was like, oh, we're doing me now. Yeah, surprise. I cut all my hair off. I'm so
excited. I've been wanting to do this for a long time.
It's so good. I have like, I mean, I obviously have tons of extensions in and I was like three
weeks away from getting them just replaced. I was like, why don't we just see? And then I could
always like put extensions back in. And oh my God, I'm just so happy. I feel lighter and fresher.
It's so great. I'm so happy. Do you think there's any guys watching that are like,
oh, I wouldn't have noticed. Do you think? I'm sure there's a male viewer right now that
was like, oh, I did think she looked kind of different than last week. I'm sure there. I'm sure
that they wanted. Also, our business manager called me while I was in the chair and he's like,
hey, and I was like, I'm getting my hair cut. I actually am just like chopping all my hair off.
And he goes, okay, anyway, so I'll talk to you later. I was like, do you understand what a big deal this is?
You just blew it off. Raina, sometimes you'd be saying stuff. And that was a crazy thing to tell Scott,
like you thought he'd care. I pay him to care. I pay him to care about everything we care about.
No, but it looks really so good. You did the right length, Bob. I told a friend, I didn't want to say anything,
but I did tell a friend who we really trust their opinion that you were doing a Bob. And she was like,
I have to talk to her.
She was worried it was going to be too short.
She just felt like with your face shape, you needed this length.
So my hair girl, MK, she was like, let's go longer.
You can always go shorter.
And I was like, yeah, of course.
And like, I wanted to be able to curl it.
And she was like, what you're showing me is a lob, not a bob.
We don't want to do that with your face.
She was like, let's just do a lob shorter than a bob.
A lob is shorter?
Isn't it long bob?
I thought I meant lob at all off.
Shouldn't be a slob if it's short.
Knob.
PAM.
Okay.
A lob is short.
I just thought she meant like that meant like lob it all off.
I think lob is long bob.
Whatever you call it, she said let's go longer.
So it looks amazing.
I think about this all the time because every time I see a woman in the art to do this, it looks so great.
Our friend Kate Steinberg did it.
And she's been posting content that you just keep wanting to go shorter.
I'm good.
I don't think you're going to feel like that.
I'm feeling sexually attracted to myself.
I just like feel like that bitch.
I'm just like, look at her go.
That's the thing.
I think you feel like that bitch.
I do.
Like a cunty bomb.
Yeah.
I love it.
It's, yeah, like I think of Kelty night from Lady Gang and I love hers.
And I just don't know.
I just think it's a risk.
For me, I don't know what would happen.
Well, you don't have some weird calyx.
You don't have a thousand extensions in your hair.
So like it is more of a risk.
Also, your hair, we have Nutraful today as a sponsor,
which we'll talk about in a second.
a bit. Your hair looks great. Long. I've, it's happening. This, I really have, like, done so many things,
and I keep gatekeeping, and I'm not trying to. I'm going to do a whole series after my special
comes out. I've been busy, because I've done a lot of things. And the silk pillowcases and the
neutral, obviously, and, like, shower filters and just all products, all kinds of things.
Well, it looks great. And the hair Botox. I love it. And the hair dressor did, like, they call it
hair Botox. Anyway, well, if you want to see my hair tomorrow night in Chicago, I have four shows,
three are sold out. The only one available is Friday night, the second show, the Den Theater,
so that's May 1st tomorrow. And I'm not going to tell you which show it is. I mean,
Ashley knows, but a person that I wrote a significant amount of the hour about is going to be
a one of these shows. And I'm like very excited. And it's an interesting feeling to be like,
I'm going to perform this in front of him. And maybe that's Friday the second show. Maybe you
guys be there in the room with him. You don't know. Maybe it's the one show with a few tickets left.
Yeah. Maybe it's that show. This is marketing.
I mean, it is true, but I'll never talk.
So and Raineygreenberg.com.
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So we are doing a little photo shoot today.
That's another reason why we are all dolled up.
And it is with the big blue bus, which is the bus that runs all over Santa Monica and West L.A.
And we're going to be on the bus for our show here in L.A.
with the Netflix as a Joke Festival, which is going to be next week, Thursday, May 7th,
At 7 p.m. at the palace theater, you guys can still get tickets. Find the bus. See the link.
No, the link is Girls Gotta Eat.com. So you guys can get tickets and we can't wait to see you there.
The Chippendales will be with us. So we, of course, support the bus. The Big Blue Lus, the safe, affordable, convenient, a sustainable alternative to turn up to driving. Regular fare is only 125 with your tap card or mobile ticket takes you everywhere.
I follow them on Instagram. Like, I follow the city of Santa Monica because I support my city.
When you told me you were a fan of the big blue bus, I was like, what is she's saying to me? Let me talk about it.
So what happened was. I'm a fan of them too.
I just didn't know there was an Instagram for the bus.
So I see this reel one day.
It's the city of Santa Monica.
They've collabed this reel with the big blue bus.
And it was funny.
It was like a spirit tunnel parody kind of thing.
So I just like it.
Sure.
They comment back.
Ash House is in the comments.
The bus.
The big blue bus.
Like you just don't think it can happen.
So then I'm like, wait, the bus is a fan.
So then it turned into like every time I see the bus.
I'm like, those are my fans.
Those are my fans.
Like to see the bus.
I'm like, that's my fans.
So I just had this thing with the bus.
I'm like, I love the bus even more.
They're everywhere.
Of course.
I reached out to the bus.
I'm like, you guys want to get a collab going.
We have a show in L.A.
So now we're on the bus.
It's a thing you don't think you could do.
You know what I mean?
Yes, this is so Carrie Bradshaw.
We're going to be on this bus.
Somebody better not draw dicks on our faces.
I will lose my mind if someone.
You could draw it on mind.
This vandalizes our bus.
So we're about that.
the microphones and a penises.
Like if you follow them on Instagram, there's this one, like, post they have, like,
here's all the restaurants we go to.
It's all, like, the best restaurants.
Just hop on the bus.
Oh, their Instagram's late, yeah.
Yes.
So the service to every 10 to 15 minutes on most routes, and you guys can visit big bluebuss.com
and use their trip planner to plan on your next ride.
But just look out for our bus.
So that ad's going to be on there for a month.
So if you guys are in and around the west side and you just see it, it's going to be the
whole side of the bus.
And we're doing the shoot today as we record.
And just watch our Instagrams, watch this space for the photos in the video.
I can't believe it.
We've made it.
Actually, I'm so amped.
Yeah.
So every time you guys see the bus go by, I just be like, those are the snack heads.
Yes.
Tag blue bus.
If people find this bus and tag us, I will die.
I'll be so happy.
And then we'll see you guys at the show next week.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's going to be great.
So, all right, we're going to get to do it.
There's a lot of stuff happening this week.
We missed you guys last week.
And we're really just excited to get to get in today.
Yes.
So we're going to start with a whiplash report.
also didn't see that coming report couples edition.
There's a lot of crazy shit happening with couples right now.
A literal whiplash on some of these.
Like, I didn't know that this was happening or it's just things have escalated.
It's escalated.
Some of it is unsubstantiated, we're not sure.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
So the thing that we're not 100% sure of Kendall Jenner and Jacob Allorty, people said that they have been like getting to know each other.
I mean, the Kardashian lineup, the Kardashian-General lineup,
is unbelievable right now.
This would be one of the better ones that they've had.
Lewis Hamilton, Timmy, and Jacob Allorty.
We're in a simulation.
This is not, everything is orchestrated.
This can't be, like, of course it's Jacob Allorty, right?
Like, of course.
Of course.
It's always just the most famous person that fits aesthetically.
They found the short king for Kim.
We found the best F1's never been hotter.
They found the driver.
And to be with Kim.
the tallest movie star to be with Kendall.
Still, the Kylie and Timmy choice, because they're choosing all these people, they're matching
them, right?
Like the Kylie and Timmy choice was surprising, but it works so well.
You're looking at it.
It's like a Rubik's Cube.
You're like, I don't know how this is going to work, but I know it will, I guess.
I have to say, I do love Kendall Jenner and Jacob Allorty as two unbelievably hot, tall people
get together quite like myself and my husband.
You know, I support it.
Yeah.
And they are cancer and Scorpio.
Is that good?
Yeah, sure.
Like, I'm a cancer.
He's a cancer.
She's the Scorpio.
I like this pairing.
Yeah, me too.
Women's got to be the Scorpio.
Yeah, exactly.
He's a June cancer, so you know how we feel about that.
But it's okay, you know, so we like this.
Pairing.
Overall, I think those two worked well together.
I thought Shachshank was a Scorpio, initially, but he's a Libra, which is fine, which
tracks.
But it's okay.
So, good.
Best of luck to them.
Let's see.
We all have disappointments in life and then, you know, upticks.
Last week, we didn't have an episode.
So Kyle Cook and Megan King Edmonds, not a couple,
but we're making out in the street outside of this party for page six,
which is, I mean, that is like a level of Bravo world colliding.
I never saw coming.
Who is that?
She was a real housewife of the OC,
and she famously uncovered that Vicki Gummelson's boyfriend,
Brooks, was faking a cancer diagnosis.
And listen, she also lost custody of all her children,
but never saw coming regardless.
So where and Kyle might not be like the best parents.
Yeah.
But good for them.
Well, she doesn't ever.
Kyle Cook.
I don't think she has her kids anymore.
Okay.
They're with her, they're with her father.
Okay.
Like Kyle Cook.
And then third, unsubstantiated, but probably true.
Harry Stiles and Zoe Kravitz allegedly engaged after eight months of dating.
She is sporting an engagement ring that people are saying is at least half a million dollars.
It's beautiful.
But it's, we're not sure?
Neither have confirmed.
But, I mean, she's wearing an engagement diamond ring on, on that finger.
Well, she's used to that.
She's been engaged three times.
Really?
Three times, yeah.
So who are they?
The first one was someone named.
Carl Glusman.
I don't know.
And the second is Channing Tatum.
Right.
Which when I saw this news about Harry Stiles, I was like, is Channing okay?
Like, does he need consoling?
As my lifelong haul pass, I'm allowed to be there for him.
So check on Channing everybody.
And then third, Harry Stiles.
So she loves to be engaged.
She does.
Also, leave some for the rest of us.
I think that she was like allegedly also dating Jacob Allorty.
People did not say that that was true.
They had a movie together that they were shopping around, kind of looking like that they were dating.
Well, we talked about this before.
I just love her taste.
I don't know about Carl Glezman, but, hold on.
It was that because she was like to Drake, wasn't she?
And then we went through the whole thing.
And I don't remember now.
But I love her style.
I love her taste in men.
No notes.
Okay, Carl Glezman.
Is he sexy?
He's an actor.
Okay.
Does he look Jewish?
He is Ashkenazi Jewish.
Nailed it.
He also is French, fin.
No, you don't.
who cares.
Okay.
He is in some movies that I don't know about.
No shade, but, you know, Carl and Channing are doing okay.
And I love her and Harry Styles.
I couldn't love that pairing anymore.
It's cool.
You never saw coming.
So maybe this is old hat for her.
She's like, I'm not engaged.
I'm not doing that.
Yeah.
Okay.
And next is another one I'm,
you got to explain to me?
Yeah.
Obviously, I know Dr.
Dre, but he was holding hands at a funeral with Michelle's,
I didn't actually know this for her last name.
Michelle Sinai.
I thought it was Michelle Lolly.
She is Jesse Lolley's ex-wife from The Valley,
which is a show I truly cannot get through.
My God, is that trash?
She and him had a really volatile relationship.
He accused her of cheating.
He does it repeatedly on the show.
They have a kid.
It's pretty sad to watch because you're just watching them bury each other
on this television show and you're like,
you guys have kids.
But I don't know.
Dr. Dre is what?
In his 60s.
She's early 30s.
It just seemed to come out of nowhere.
She is a real estate agent.
allegedly, so she probably doesn't meet a lot of people around L.A.
What's happening?
I just thought they, why did I say they were at a funeral?
Why did you think they were at a funeral?
You know what didn't even cross my mind to ask you?
They're just getting out of an SUV.
They're just leaching no boo dressed in black.
Sorry, you guys.
Look at these photos on the screen.
It's giving funeral.
I get it.
I just saw two people in all black and everybody behind them in black.
There were three security guards all in black.
They're both in all black.
She's also wearing a black trench coat.
Okay, literally.
And she's looking down, you guys, what is,
sometimes you're like, why does my brain work like this?
They're just leaving no boo.
I didn't question this at all.
They're at a funeral holding hands.
Like, I'm making it my own fan fiction.
Just because people are dressed in black?
I was like, that makes sense.
It's L.A.
Why wouldn't Michelle and Dr. J.
Be at a funeral together?
Spencer Pratt's about to be the mayor.
Like it's crazy.
Don't get me started.
We'll talk about that.
Maybe we can save that for next week.
That's a whole other can of worms.
But these are all these unexpected, alleged couples.
And we're going to end on the big couple news.
Yeah.
So this is upsetting news.
And this is Megan the Stallion calling it quits with Clay Thompson
after nearly one year of dating.
And she just went full send on her Instagram story.
It said, cheating, had me around your whole family playing house,
got cold feet holding you down.
through all your horrible mood swings and treatment towards me during your basketball season.
Now you don't know if you can be quote unquote monogamous. I need a real break after this one by
y'all. I think collectively our hearts broke for her. I mean, Megan the Stallion, I do think is like
America's sweetheart. She's so good-hearted. She has lost both of her parents. I know. She had tough life.
She wears her heart on her sleeve. You really, I'm emotional. You really want to see her a fine love. I mean,
do you remember her cooking Thanksgiving dinner for that man? Yes. And his family. Like, you can tell she was in love.
you can tell she thought this was probably endgame.
And everybody else did too.
Like the internet went wild for this couple and everybody was like really cheering.
And they were so public about their love and their affection for each other.
Like they were really in front of the cameras a lot being like, this is it.
This is end game, you know?
And I was trying to think about this because when you go public like that,
you want to be as sure as you can.
You're not going to get back together with them.
I mean, I think some people do this kind of publicly to hold themselves accountable.
Right.
Because it is, it's just, it's interesting to rush to Instagram and do this.
And I think you should do whatever you want.
And honestly, I will watch from the sidelines forever.
But it is this knee-jerk reaction to just get this out there and be public.
And it seems like sort of like a badass move to be like, you're not going to do this behind closed curtains.
If you're going to behind closed doors, pooled curtains.
I think it either works.
I love a curtain.
I love a curtain.
Okay.
You can't do this to me and think that this is going to stay hidden.
Like, if you want to treat me like this, then people are going to know about it.
and I think good more power to her.
But sometimes we do do these things and then you digest it a little more and you're like,
I don't know, maybe I was a little rash.
I don't think she was.
Yeah, I mean, I think I talked about this in the podcast before.
When I saw this girl do this and put this guy on blast for cheating, it was insane.
I remember sitting at the cheesecake factor.
I remember who I was with.
I was in Atlanta and they got married.
And it was just like, oof, like her family was in the chat.
It was crazy.
And then they ended up getting married.
It's crazy.
So I hope Beyonce can be there for Megan.
I hope that Megan plays lemonade, just on repeat.
Nothing helps you get through a breakup more than lemonade.
And then she's got Beyonce, hopefully, in her corner.
I just, I love their friendship.
I hope Shakira reaches out.
Also family.
Shakira, yeah.
Right.
So she left Moulin Rouge early.
So she was in the Broadway musical and she was scheduled to be in it through May 17th.
And she left early and she was really emotional.
And I don't think she specifically said it was because of this, as far as I
know, but she did get, like, sick on the set. It says she was transported to a hospital,
uh, that they identify having exhaustion, dehydration. So again, like, I don't want to misspeak,
but it sounds like just like just needed to get out of this early. And she was a really
emotional exit. And she was wonderful in it, of course, and people are going to miss her. But
that's what's going on with Megan and just, you know, we wish you all the best hottie.
That's a lot. The snack heads and the hotties are, are rooting for you. There's better men out there.
Oh, yeah. Athletes.
I just, yeah.
Like, it couldn't be me.
Also, I'm not hot enough to date an athlete,
but if I ever was, I would think twice.
I would think twice.
Okay.
The Bachelorette party,
her around the world this weekend,
acquired style Bridget Falong.
She is a New York City influencer.
She has millions of followers.
And actually, I don't know her personally.
She seems, she's just like a blonde West Village girlie kind of, you know.
Yeah, she's like 28.
And so again, Raina said Acquired Style is her handle or her brand.
And now she's leaned into this Acquired a Husband thing, which is very cute.
And she went on this Bachelorette party that just went viral for obvious reasons.
I was hanging on.
At first I came across my desk and I was like, I don't care about this.
This is just like cute little social media girlie is just being cute.
And then, like everybody on the trip is also an influencer.
So she's a twin sister that also is a gigantic following.
Kit Keenan, who is Cynthia Raleigh's daughters on it.
Years ago, she posted about Girls Got to Eat.
She was like a listener of Girls Got to Eat.
She was on The Bachelor.
Yes, she's a cookbook.
She's so cute.
So there's a whole bunch.
It's about 20 girls on this Bacheloret.
And every second of every day, there was another TikTok, so I couldn't escape it.
So I was like, it's time to lean in.
And look at all these outfits and the gift bags.
And basically Swan Beauty, which is a beauty company, sponsored this whole thing.
They got them a private jet down to St. Bart's.
Yeah, that's the whole reason.
The private jet to Zane Bartz is why this went viral pretty much.
I mean, you don't see that.
And these 20 girls, and it's just people descended on it.
But Raina, I will say my algo is pretty positive.
I know people are hating and of course people are going to hate.
It's just like rage made for some people.
But my algo is just like, just say you're jealous and go.
I'm jealous.
I'm jealous as I've ever been.
One of our girlfriends texted us and was like,
Brana, if you ever have a bachelorette,
can you do,
can you please do a private jet?
And you were like,
what is this?
And both of us just leaned in.
I know.
It is around the clock content.
And I'm just like,
I want to be on this so bad.
They went down to St.
Bart's,
this villa that's like,
people are storing different numbers around saying that like the flight
down there was $85,000 for the flight
and $50,000 for like the four nights
and this villa in St.
Barts.
Who knows?
The gift bags were crazy.
Yeah.
And so,
They've been making a ton of content and people are hating from outside the club that could never get in.
And I just, you know, if I don't love like wealth hoarding, wealth flaunting, like the excess, especially in today's climate, I think things can feel tone deaf.
This feels different to me because this is a brand trip and this was paid for by this other company, which is by the way, it's like this beauty mirror or this AI beauty.
So Swan Beauty does his AI mirror is $800.
$100. Okay. And it analyzes your face and
It analyzes your face and gives you tutorials for professional makeup artists. It includes makeup shopping app.
We don't need to be doing it for them. Okay. So my point is they are so excited to be on the jet. The energy is relatable. Like they're so excited. Like everyone would go on this fucking trip. Like anyone who's trying to hate, you would take that trip in a minute. Also, it's fucking paid for. Like I prefer this over you bringing all your girls to pay for all of their travel and you.
yours, which some people choose to do.
Whatever you want to do is fine.
I personally wanted to cover things on my bachelor to make money,
and people are traveling for me and then like taking off work for me.
Like I want to cover some things.
I want to be generous, whatever.
But this just is such a different energy than a lot of these celebrities and influencers
who give off the just another day on my private jet and my 27 Hermes bags behind me.
And like they're going paid for by this brand and like are so excited about it.
And I think it's fun to watch.
I think it's fun to watch.
It's also, I don't want to be, I don't want to be like the person to be like,
just remember it's work.
But like, it is work.
It's really hard to build a following.
It is, you have to do a lot of brand deals.
You've got to do a lot of outreach.
You got to do a lot of back and forth in negotiating.
And then, by the way, like, nothing sounds worse to me, by the way, than making like
eight TikToks a day personally.
That's work.
It's a lot of work.
So to film all this every day to get every girlie, like, together, in and outfit, back and forth,
all these voiceovers, they're working.
It's not just like looking on my.
money. It's like, I'm working for this. Yeah. So whenever things like this happen and people make a bunch
of content surrounding a milestone event, there's always naysayers that are like, oh, you have to like
make content. You can't enjoy the moment. You're not in the moment. You're going to ruin the milestones
because you have to document it and make TikToks and stuff like that. I think there's a line.
You do whatever you want on your milestone. But I saw Eli Rallo, who we love who we've had on the show,
post about this. And she was like, there's people, the same.
people typically who are like, influencing is not a real job. Ticktokers not a real job.
It's what it's so easy. Like that kind of energy. Like anyone can do this. What like it's so
hard. The same people that are like, how could you do this during a milestone moment? It's like,
is it hard or not? Like is it so easy anyone can do it? Then it shouldn't be a big deal that
we can just bang these out during a milestone moment. I don't want to misspeak on her.
But now I'm kind of adding my own flare into it. It's just like the people that do this, A,
they like to do it. And if you don't want to do it, you don't have to do it. Don't make that your job
and don't go on the trip. Like we were on a trip recently and there was TikToks being made and
people came up to me and said, can you say this thing? I fucking love to do it. Like girls have been
making content with their friends since the beginning of time. We used to have camcorders out,
the sleepovers. Like this is not something to hate on. Like if you don't want to go on a trip
and make TikToks around the clock, then don't go on the trip. But don't hate on people who are enjoying
doing this, and especially in a
Bachelorette, I was saying to you,
a Bachelorette, what were we doing on Bachelorettes in our 20s?
Just getting drunk.
Folling alcohol.
Just getting drunk.
I mean, other stuff too.
I mean, I love these.
I think it's really important that you can disconnect and be present,
especially with your girlfriends, with your partner, with your family.
Like, it's super duper important.
Like, no one wants to be constantly making content on their phone.
Like, you've got to find the line.
You got to find the boundary.
It's very important to be present without phones and have those connections.
The best times on any trip are the, like,
sitting around talking. Nobody's on their phone. Nobody's documenting and nobody's making content.
I want to be super clear. But it's just like when we getting down this whole, how could you
TikTok the whole time? It's like, it's not the whole time. It's not that big of a lift. And like,
who cares if they're having fun? I agree. I mean, listen, it's not my dream to spend all day,
every day making TikToks. Everybody around me is making TikToks. Then I wouldn't accept a trip
that was worth hundreds of thousands of dollars. But if I accepted a trip worth hundreds of thousands,
a special truly like once in a lifetime thing,
all my friends could come.
I would work that whole trip.
And I would expect my friends to also end.
To your point,
it's not second nature to me.
I'm not a 28 year old TikToker.
I'll bang these out every five seconds.
If it was second nature like that,
maybe it wouldn't feel like work.
People who are good at this,
let me tell you,
they get it done quick.
It's efficient.
They give you your line.
It's like not invasive.
I mean,
I'm sure there are sometimes it is.
But I don't know.
I mean,
I think there's a lot to be said
for being in the moment all the time at all these things.
But it's just, I don't really love the critique.
But right, I am laughing comparing it to my bachelor at, like in Dewey Beach, like on the
pontoon boat.
Like I'm dead.
Like I did a few different bacheloretts and the Vegas one was bushy.
But the Dewey Beach one was just like us on this on a pontoon boat playing flip cup.
And these bitches are on a yacht and same part.
Listen, I don't, I'm going to be honest.
I don't know if gunned to my head, if you said to me,
you can go on this trip.
You can go on this private jet and this beautiful location,
but you need to make five TikToks today for four days in a row.
Whoa.
Or you could go to Dewee Beach,
pay a couple bucks,
but you never have to take your phone out if you don't want to.
I don't know which one I would do.
Which would you choose?
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not good at making TikToks.
And like, I think this is nice for us to have this conversation without judgment.
It's just like, what would you choose?
And no judgment either way.
Some people would be like 100% of me.
in the TikToks and worn on the private jet.
Absolutely.
And people would be like, I'm absolutely not doing that shit and catch me on the pontoon.
Yeah.
Was it a pontoon?
It was like the driver was hot.
It was like an Excel pontoon.
Do you remember that driver?
One of our listeners DM'd me.
I was like, I know that driver.
I fucked him.
Do you remember this?
Oh my God.
Yes, yes, yes.
So he was great.
But yes, I think it's funny to just be like, listen, no judgment.
Whichever one of those adventures you want to choose, it's probably not for me.
But I don't know.
That PJ had a hallway.
It had two bathrooms.
The bedroom was insane.
All the gift bags.
One of the gifts in the gift bag was a Goyard bag that was a $2,500 bag.
No-uh.
One of the gifts in the gift bags for 20 girls.
What?
Are you hearing me?
Like, maybe I am making TikToks for this.
Actually, I might walk this back.
Well, I'll suck everyone's dick on that plane for that gift bag.
Listen, not to be a hater, but I don't love Goyard.
but I did wait in line on the street in Beverly Hills to buy Shishonka Wall.
I waited in the car while you did that.
So we would take the Gwired bags and you would sell them for us.
Sell everything.
Prana is making money on that patch thread.
You are absolutely going.
You're taking the gift bag.
Affiliate links every 30 seconds.
Find it on Poshmark.
No, literally, like people give me stuff.
It's on Poshmark in minutes.
So yeah, just let people live.
And just clock it when you're jealous.
I'm so jealous.
I want to be as hot as those girls as young and on a PJ.
No, I'm hot.
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So last week there was an event called Hulu Get Real.
And basically, it's an event for Hulu to announce all their upcoming project shows,
who's going to be involved in them.
So first up, they announced for Dancing with the Stars, Sierra Miller,
which I love this journey for her.
Yes.
Better than The Bachelorette.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm just so excited to watch her on Dancing with the Stars.
Oh, my gosh.
I know. Mara Higgins, both from Traders, both stars of Traders.
Yeah, Sierra and her.
Sassie Schroeder is back on our television screens, House of Stasi.
I'm very excited.
So our really good friends, Taylor, Donahue, and Taylor Streckel, are on the show with her.
Katie Maloney is back.
And this is the first time she's going to star in her own reality show.
And we're working on getting her on the show.
I'm just trying to figure out where we're going to be.
So we were hanging out with the Taylor's when they were here filming it.
They were on our podcast, Taylor Strekker and Taylor Donahue a few months ago.
That's why they were here in L.A.
We all went out afterwards.
We watched the Eagles game.
And so they couldn't say what they were here for.
And I think it's very funny that they're like,
we can't believe we kept the secret this whole time.
And then when we even would record with them,
we were like, can we say, I think we teased it a little bit.
But that's what they were here for and it was filmed here.
And we can't wait to watch it.
And yeah, can't wait to have her on.
She's one of my favorite reality stars.
I mean, it's her like Kristen Cavalieri.
Like they're the goats.
I have to tell you.
So I went out with all Shishang's coworkers last week for a happy hour,
like 12 people, like all.
these dudes who like work in like automotive and tech and there was like two women there aside from me
but like all these guys this one guy i really liked him he's like a 23 year old kid he works with
shishon says something like actually he watches love is blind you guys should talk about love is
blind so we're chatting a little bit about love is blind and then he was like do you watch vanderpump
and i was like a man what and he was like i just started like my girlfriend got me into it
this like watch 23 year old tech
guy.
It's like, do you watch Vanderpump?
I, like, whiplash, Raina, this kid.
I must have misheard you.
That's crazy.
Honestly, that's one of the best reality shows, maybe the best that's ever been created.
It was just very funny.
I was like, I can't speak to you about this.
But I just thought it was a funny, funny moment.
This is not new news, but Secret Lives and Mormon Wives, Orange County spinoff has been or
Niles.
Macy's sister is going to be on this.
Bobby Altaff is going to be on this.
They are all.
At first I was like, are you a Mormon, but they are all Mormon.
They're not all Mormon.
I've read on this article that says they are.
They're not all.
Bobby Altof is like Christian adjacent.
They're all just like somewhat Christian.
Like they were raised religiously.
But Bobby Altaf is not Mormon.
Really?
Yeah.
Because People Magazine says a new group of dynamic young mothers in Orange County collide
in a community where beliefs are not just the religion.
It is their identity.
No, she is not Mormon.
She's never been part of it.
You guys don't listen to what I said.
She describes her childhood as very Christian.
Interesting.
Yeah, so it says that it's a mix of influencers in California with and without ties to the Mormon community.
That is so funny.
Like, I don't know.
Like, how's this going to go?
Like, I don't know.
The whole point is that you're Mormon or you were raised Mormon.
Like, now we're just people who were brought up religious.
Yeah, same.
I don't know.
I just think that's the hook.
Like, now it feels like they don't all know each other.
I mean, this was the critique on housewives of New York City.
I mean, I don't want to speak out of pocket.
I don't know that much about it.
It used to be so great when they really all knew each other and they were all connected.
I mean, this is why Jersey Shore was such a hit.
This is like Real Housewives of New Jersey is such a hit.
Like, it's better when these people actually know each other and they're in and out of each other's lives.
When you put a bunch of people together that you just cast a reality show, it doesn't work as well.
So I'm really not trying to hate on it because I obviously love the original show.
But I don't know that's going to work as well.
I don't know if they're going to really have that same lightning in a bottle with this one.
one. It's just, it's a mashed up ensemble cast. You can't really manufacture like years of having
been like integrated in each other's lives. Yeah. And they're not even, it was sort of like,
I thought it was weird. I mean, Bethany Frankel was the first real housewife of any franchise that
was cast that was not a mother or a wife or an ex-wife. Yeah. And that was an interesting choice.
They just cast this like single girl and a real housewife show. And I didn't have a problem with that.
I guess. It worked. It worked. It worked enough. I mean, it still was interesting.
interesting, but this sort of feels like this show is called Mormon.
Why, you should be Mormon.
Well, if you guys aren't fucking each other's husbands, I don't want it.
Like, that's how that's how it started.
That's how we got Mormon-wise.
Totally.
Where's the tea?
Like, this is just girls.
Yeah.
Girls in the OC.
And then, so speaking of Mormon wives, Jesse Draper was, what is happening?
So she was making out with Marciano and Hulu get real, just outside in the wild.
Not just him.
Not just him. Okay, so she is making out with Marciano.
there's all these videos.
It's the biggest,
it's the biggest press event
who Lou does for the year.
The Kardashians are there.
Like everybody, Stasi's there.
Everybody's there.
And she is just making out in the wild
and then leaves and she's on a date.
Making out with Marciano.
Marciano.
And they're like taking all these photos
and posting them again.
They've been posting TikToks
like holding hands running around.
And then she leaves and she's on a date
with this guy who was on Taylor-Frank
Paul's season of The Bachelor Red.
And he's posting photos to them
holding hands, kissing.
at dinner. There's a photo of them big heart above her face. Good for her. She is running around.
She's like, no one could hold me down. I'm single. I'm going to do what I want. I hope Jordan sees this.
It's giving chase. Who she also holds up with. I'm obsessed with it. She's never looked better.
She looks so happy. And she is just running train. Yeah. She's running trains. Oh my goodness. I don't
know if Brandon knows what a train is. Okay. Anyway, Jesse's getting it in. We love to see it feeling herself.
She's the train in America. I don't know if she's getting trains.
on America's the tracks.
Okay, so let's just give a quick
Summerhouse update. So Summerhouse
Reunion filmed and
all this audio has leaked. So
one main audio leak
and then a few more that are not as good.
So the original audio leak,
which feels a little dated by this point and it was just
Sierra calling Amanda
a snake and then
Amanda, you used to be a wife and now
you're West side chick basically.
And West doesn't say
much, doesn't defend her.
Kyle calls West,
a schmuck,
I think.
It's just,
you know,
the tea is hot.
And obviously people had a lot
of mixed feelings
about this leaking
and just like,
you got to be such a piece
of shit to leak this,
you know,
but then everybody's like,
okay,
well,
now we're even more excited
about it.
And Bravo came out,
made a serious statement
about it.
I mean,
the tone of the Bravo statement
was so serious.
Like the war plans
were leaked.
Like Donald Trump's all right.
He tweets the war plans
every day.
Yeah,
right.
took it more serious than the White House takes it.
Yeah.
I mean, they were just like, we will find who this is and you will die.
You will die tomorrow.
No, it was a threat.
And people were saying, so people were trying to analyze this audio, obviously was
a member of the cast, production, was it somebody's makeup artist?
Because the sound sounded like relatively like you were getting the same amount of sound
from each person, like it came out of a monitor.
Oh, I thought people were saying it sounded like it was obviously way more in like West and Amanda's
side of the couch.
People thought it was West.
I thought it was somebody's makeup artist.
I just assumed it was Bravo.
So Andy came out yesterday and said, first of all, the Bravo confirmed it was a member of production.
And also an audience member figured it out.
What do you mean figured it out?
Like some person who follows it watches, like they figured out clues and gave it to tip Bravo off like this is who did it.
Oh.
And they won't give any more details.
But they were just like, I mean, the girlies obviously over the FBI.
A hundred percent.
They figured this out.
Someone watched a cameraman recording this.
Probably.
Like that gives me chills in the best way that like someone in the audience like saw someone.
No, no, this is not, sorry, this is not a live studio audience.
It's somebody who like watches Bravo listened for like audio cues or must have known somebody on production.
No, that's cute.
I love that theory.
Wait, there's no audience.
I don't think it's in front of a live studio audience.
No.
Did they used to?
No.
So Andy Cohen is, he's done hundreds of.
Wait, if I just slept just thinking of The Bachelor.
Watch it happens live is in front of the studio audience.
You're right, you're right.
This is not and has never been.
They take it so fucking seriously.
I mean, they're not going to let 50 people into that room.
Can you imagine?
You're right.
You're right.
Oh, God, you're right.
Yeah, but I mean, you could NDA everyone up, but.
I mean, I don't think it's that big of a deal just makes me more excited to watch it.
I mean, I think that the overall feedback of the tone was that Amanda doesn't seem that
remorseful.
She's very defensive.
She really does not like it that people say, like, you're still married to Kyle,
which I actually am on her side about that one.
As soon as I say, I'm not with you anymore.
I'm not going to, I don't need the wait for the state to sign paperwork for me.
I mean, divorces can take a decade.
Yes.
So I'm with you on that.
Yes, that is, I've never actually, what, 10 years of watching this girl intelligent,
I've never heard her stick up for herself.
Her husband is screaming at her, you're a stupid fucking bitch on national television.
She's like, sometimes it be like that.
And I understand what it's, I have empathy for what it must be like to be in a verbally
and emotionally abusive relationship like that, sure.
But this is the most I've ever heard her stick up for herself.
Okay.
This situation with West.
Right, exactly.
I just cannot believe.
I just, and then she's leaving the reunion wrapped in a blanket.
And then people speculated it was a Lola blanket.
And Lola was like, that's not a Lola blanket.
They really threw that shade.
Well, you see how she dresses.
I was like, that's just our outfit.
West's just like, his mouth is open.
He's like just walking out, his mouth breathing.
Just like they're, he is just grossing me out.
Like I have never, feel like I've turned on someone this much where I'm like,
I'm repulsed by this whole situation.
Yeah, I mean, the whole season playing out is like a horror.
show. It's crazy to watch it now. And like he really, I mean, you and I were talking about this.
He, he can't really cop to anything. The way he frames apologies is like, you're really upset about
my behavior. And that's making me really sad. It's like, oh, we have to talk about you now.
I've done a thing that upset you and now I'm upset. It's insane. It's just, it's interesting.
Listen, I don't think that anybody should be like burned at the stake, you know, but I do think,
unfortunately on reality television, this is what you sign up for. This is what the paycheck is for.
you have to like answer for your sins and you have to stand on that stage and talk about your
behavior and I don't think that everybody should be treated like that but that is what the paycheck is
for and interestingly Kyle tweeted out this morning um about West at the reunion he's all PR zero
intention and integrity the reunion was a brutal beatdown and I can't recall a moment when he had Amanda's
back well that's the thing of like where is the like I love this woman and I mean people would
respect it more at least I've never
thought in my life, I'd say at least Tom Sandable. I never thought I'd start a sentence like that.
He seemed distraught beside himself. We're in love, crying. I mean, Raquel, I mean, she doesn't even
have two brain cells to rub together. But the two of them seemed, Raquel seemed medicated. So does Amanda
probably. Yeah. And people are saying she could be on the wrong meds. I saw some TikToks of just like,
she could be like really something's going on with her like medication that has caused her to like not
care about anything and it can alter your brain chemistry. I'm not like defending her.
behavior, but people are suicidal on the wrong meds.
You know, like it completely can change who you are.
Anyway, I just saw that take.
I mean, my first thought, the first audio was she's on beta blockers.
I mean, anybody with mental health issues would take beta blockers before being in
a situation.
But even like just the wrong cocktail of whatever she's got going on.
But yeah, like, I think they would gain more respect with just like them being a unified front.
Him defending her in any way.
He's such a bitch.
Like that's the whole thing.
It's just, that's what's giving me the heck more than anything.
Is just this like, like cowardly, like, oh, like a victim can't.
It just, that's what I'm just so bothered by.
It doesn't surprise me she just chose, like, younger version of Kyle.
Like, if you've never been treated well, how do you even know what it's like to be treated
well?
But, like, he does refuse to be a united front with her.
And she is taking all the brunt of this.
She's not helping herself.
But, like, he is certainly not stepping up and saying, like, this is the,
the woman I love. This is who I'm going to be with. Okay. So just a few more TV things. So
Funny A.F. with Kevin Hart has premiered on Netflix. As we record, they just dropped
episodes five and six. So they dropped one through four. And it's a comedy competition. They go to
New York, L.A. and Chicago. And they are picking 10 comics. And the winner gets a Netflix special.
And I watched the first four episodes of the five and six. They're doing a roast. So they're roasting
Marshawn Lynch. And I
I can't wait to watch that.
But this is, I really enjoy the show.
We know a lot of people on it.
So they start in New York and I see that Usama Sadiqi, who has been on our show years
ago back in 2020, I see that he's on it.
I'm like, he's going to win this whole fucking thing.
I mean, he should already have a Netflix special or whatever special.
He should already be famous.
He's so, so funny.
And then I see Caitlin Palufo, who I also know from New York, been on shows with her and
whatnot.
And I'm like, these two are going to fucking run this show.
Run trains for the show.
Sure, run a train on this show.
And they are undefeated.
They are fucking crushing it.
And there's a lot of other amazing comics.
And some of the LA comics, I know Andrea Jen and Steve Fury is this really nice guy.
Tata.
Yeah, Tata from New York.
And a lot of people didn't make it through to the second round.
But like just seeing all these people, we know.
And it's really a great show.
If you like comedy, I mean, you're watching a lot of these comics, like, best material.
They get to do these five-minute sets.
And, you know, some of the commentary can feel a little forced.
and judged and corny.
Like even between Kevin and the other judges,
sometimes you're like, oh, okay, come on.
But overall, it's a good watch,
and we just love watching Usama blow up like he should
and Caitlin too.
And so we just wanted to shout that out.
You guys should check it out.
Yeah.
And Margot's got money troubles,
loving this.
This is on Apple TV, El Fanning.
And this is a book,
but she is a young mother in a college dropout
and she starts an only fan's account to pay,
support her child.
And I'm loving it.
It's such a great one.
watch. Can I have your Apple TV log in? Yes. No, well, do you get a free Apple TV with your Chase card?
Do you know this? Forever? It's for the year, at least. Oh, let me, okay. You got to link your Chase.
Yeah, I get them there. Okay, link your chase. And, but no, I was bummed. We got invited to this
premiere in L.A. And we're really sad. We couldn't make it. We were in Mexico. But we just are
loving the show and we love El Fanning. There's a, they're El Fanning, Dakota Fanning. They're on the cover
of Elle, I think. I bought it in the airport. And I just loved to reading.
an interview with them and everything they're doing.
I'll make this quick.
Euphoria, what are we doing?
I won't talk about this every single week.
It's just, I was really looking forward to this week's episode.
It's the wedding episode.
I just, the looks are so amazing.
I'm just, I'm so sad about this show.
It is so stupid.
And I accepted that this was not going to be the show that I loved.
And I rewatched a couple episodes from the first season to be like how, it is so wildly
different.
Like, it's just, none of these characters have anything to do with each other.
And they changed who these characters are,
and it's so violent and gratuitous.
For what reason?
It's so bloody and disgusting.
That's crazy what you're saying.
Like, is it bloody and disgusting?
I mean, yeah, I watched that.
I show about high school kids.
Like, why?
And I just, I was saying to you,
I can't decide, like, what I hate more,
but I think I hate the remake of Euphoria
more than I hate what they did with sex in the city.
To really, bold statement.
I still felt like I was sort of watching the same show.
with sex in the city.
Like, it's shot the same.
The characters are the same pretty much.
I mean, they cannot stop talking
about how old ladies they are.
I don't like that.
But, like, euphoria, I'm just like,
I don't know what this show is,
but, like, you guys couldn't just, like,
make a good show.
I was trying to be like,
if I watched this without ever having watched
the other seasons, I would never turn this on.
So anyways, that's my thoughts and feelings.
And just to tell you,
so Zendaya famously, like,
will not be in scenes with Sidney Sweeney.
It's hysterical.
Yeah.
And even the ensemble cast wedding scene,
Zendaya is not in any scene.
They have her like quote,
like leave the wedding for a work thing
and she's like not at the rest of the scenes.
Really?
Okay.
So it's like it is obvious.
It's obvious, yeah.
Okay.
Well, we're going to move into headlines
and I do want to tell you something
about Sydney,
I don't know if you saw this.
So let's just kick it off with stagecoach.
What happened?
So they had to evacuate it.
Due to what?
Due to win.
I'm not into.
Oh.
Extreme wins.
Well, we had a festival get canceled.
Totally.
the way to Vegas for because of fucking wind.
It was really crazy.
They did end up reopening it,
but the wind just gets really violent there.
And all these people were like,
eh,
they didn't do this for Coachella.
I don't know.
I don't have to make fun of people
for like the amount of money
they spent on this.
It sucks.
It's a bummer.
But that's the headline.
They just had to evacuate it.
There was like big signs everywhere.
Uber drivers were like,
it's $1,000 to get you out of here.
Like, you know me.
I don't like festivals
because I don't like me trapped somewhere.
It's just my worst nightmare.
In the desert in the middle of nowhere.
Okay, well, I got to show you this.
I couldn't even believe
it.
I was saying.
I was like,
is this AI?
Did you see this?
Sydney Sweeney
on Scooter Bronze shoulders.
Oh no,
I did not see this.
During Ella Langley,
no one else is on shoulders.
This famous person being as look at me as she can't.
Everybody else is like,
what's going on?
And she's looking around like,
are you,
is everyone filming this?
Are you guys getting this?
It's so cringe.
No one's,
no one.
is doing anything except for even scooters like do we have to do this in the middle of the day it's a
country artist this isn't the time and the place to be on shoulders getting on someone's shoulders
at a festival is giving speakerphone in public like why do you think you get to do this and block
everyone else it like you're really small and so is she like I get it sometimes you're like can
I just want to see a thing can you just put me up on your shoulders it feels like it's more
appropriate at night everyone's all drugged up and drunk and it's like an edm vibe like this
country concert middle of the day.
Sydney Sweeney, huge movie star.
Put me on your shoulders so everybody can look at me.
Are you kidding me?
Queen of the picnies.
It does not surprise me that she did stage coach over Coachella.
Covella feels a little more MAGA.
Hot tape.
Obviously.
All right, well, speaking to MAGA, Trump survives a third assassination attempt and then calls
for a protective ballroom.
The next morning.
So if you guys were watching, it's the White House Correspondents there.
was a couple nights ago and there was an assassination attempt. The third one, it's crazy because
there were none for Joe Biden and Barack Obama. All of a sudden, the Secret Service has no idea
what they're doing, apparently. There's just all these assassy attempts. Three unsuccessful assassination
attempts, I bet. And the fact that people's first reaction is that this is fake is because all this
administration does is lie and gaslight is sick in the first place. And like even the reactions
of people. And then they had someone saying on Fox News that they were warned ahead of time by
Caroline Levitt's husband and they cut that call off real quick. And there's all these clues to it.
And I hate to be a conspiracy theorist, but it's just like the whole way this is played out
is he was told he couldn't build the ballroom. He never goes to that dinner. He goes to the correspondent's
for the first time. There's an assassination attempt. The way people react is not how you actually
react when there's an active shooter in the place. And then they're like, this is why we need the
ballroom. Like all these people are talking about all these.
right-wing influencers who even were told to tweet this stuff out about the ballroom.
Like all of a sudden everyone's like, this is why we need the ballroom.
This is why we need the ballroom.
What the fuck are you talking about?
And to use this to justify a ballroom with a bunker under it, while kids are getting shot
and killed at school, dozens of kids every year shot and murdered at their schools is just disgusting.
It's so vile.
Like the president needs a ballroom, but we can't protect kids at school with sensible gun control.
Fuck all the way off.
It's so insane.
It's so obvious.
If you just,
I don't need to be a conspiracy there.
I have eyes and I'm watching the reaction of Donald Trump in that room.
They get J.D.
Vance up out of there way quicker than him.
He is sitting there.
He probably was taking a nap.
He just was.
He was just asleep.
Yeah, he was just out the lunch.
I mean,
no one looked to that concern,
but they certainly get J.D.
Vance out of there quicker,
which makes no sense at all.
He kind of just like walked out of there,
nothing so crazy.
And just to be clear,
so can you explain to me the ballroom thing?
it did break ground, right?
And then someone stopped it.
Yeah, federal judge blocked it.
After construction had started.
Had started.
And now the, obviously, the DOJ is saying this is like why we need it.
I mean, it's insane.
It's insane that they're using this.
That this could have been orchestrated.
We don't know for sure to try to push through this fucking ballroom, which never should
have happened in the first place.
Also, this ballroom will take years to build.
He will hopefully not still be the process.
president for a third term. And that's just so insane. Like, we have historical data. Like,
this is, you don't need a ballroom to protect the president. You could have had better security
at that dinner. Every other president has. Yeah. It's like, this isn't a thing. So, I don't know.
I hate even talking about this. I know. It makes me, it gets me all worked up. But I'm also just like,
this is so, I don't know. It's all, it's just theatrics and a diversion. Yeah, a diversion. And now
they're trying to cancel Jimmy Kimmel again.
So Jimmy Kimmel did like go through these roast jokes.
And he called Melania an expected looking at the glow of an expectant widow.
Hilarious roast joke.
And this was days before the dinner.
Yeah.
And so then she tweeted out to cancel Jimmy Kimmel.
So now that they're trying to cancel Jimmy Kimmel again, it's just deja vu with these people.
Assassination attempts in canceling Jimmy Kimmel is all they do.
So that's happening.
They are reviewing it.
So you don't know what's happening at this time.
But who knows what's going to happen.
I mean, everything's like so corrupt.
anyway, but that's what's going on in the MAGA world.
And one thing I just thought was really funny was there's this Scientology challenge.
TikTokers are sprinting through Scientology buildings and viral run challenge trend.
So they're walking up to the church of Scientology, usually in L.A.
and filming themselves trying to get as deep inside as the building as possible before being
stopped by staff or security.
I think some people are taking it too far and they're like trying to look like they're
burglars and like don't take this to unsafe levels of course i saw some think pieces that were like
this is dangerous but anyway so some of them have sprinted full speed through lobbies and down the
hallways others have rolled in on skateboards have you been to the one in silver lake it's crazy
looking many attempt to weave past church employees before being caught just like dodging people
left and right the goal stays the same regardless of method get as far inside as you can with the
camera rolling them post the footage this is insane like the Scientology challenge this is something
than you would do as a Scientology expert.
But it became the target because it says they're known for their secrecy
and all this restricted public access.
It's crazy.
The fact that they were like, you know what, we're getting in there and we're going to
as deep as possible.
It's so funny.
I mean, the buildings are scary.
Well, the main buildings are here.
They're so scary.
Yeah.
I know.
And lastly, something else is a little scary is the Verity trailer has dropped.
So Verity is a book by Colleen Hoover.
First Colleen Hoover book I ever read, which is a real departure from her.
other books and she self-published this because it's not in line with her like romance.
It's a thriller.
It's an insane thriller.
And so it's going to be starring Anne Hathaway, of course, just because she's basically.
And Dakota Johnson and Josh Hartnett is back.
I was obsessed with Josh Hartnett.
Yeah.
And it's so creepy.
Like the book is phenomenal.
I can't recommend it enough.
I'm obsessed with the book.
But the trailer rate, it looks like they're making it like really like the book.
like the book is a thriller,
but this looks like a horror movie.
It really does.
In the best way.
It's like the third book I ever read.
It's so good.
I think about it.
Like when I think about books,
I miss like being like,
I miss like not knowing what happened.
Like that is one of the books.
So I highly recommend we both through reading the book
and then going to see the movie,
it looks great.
And that's out what in October?
Not for a while.
Yes,
it is October 2nd.
And we recommend Verity
and also the silent patient,
which also is going to have
anathaway, right?
I think so.
Hold on.
If I'm thinking it.
No, I saw it.
It's just not 100% confirmed.
But it probably will.
She also just bought the rights to something else I like.
What was it?
A couple days ago.
We were like, what the fuck?
Okay, well, it can't not be said.
The Double Wars Prada, too, tomorrow.
So I'm trying to go and no one will say yes.
No one will come with me.
I am on tour with this guy.
I asked him, he was like, I'm not doing that.
I asked Mateo Lane, who has a show at the Chicago Theater this weekend.
I'm a little bit of a smaller venue,
but I asked him if he would go with me on second.
Saturday. So if no one will go with me, I'll go alone. But why don't, can we go together? I can't go this
weekend. All right. Then we'll be in Phoenix. Okay, we'll plan. Not for shows or anything. Don't worry
you guys. But just watch my special. So just Ann Hathaway update. She is set to star as the main character in
The Silent Patient alongside. I'm so excited about this. Leaves Schreiber and Kate Winslet. Nailed it.
So the Sylent Patient is incredible to you guys to read that. A little harder read, bigger
words, longer sentences.
I don't know, you said that.
You were like, it's like a little slower to get into it.
But I really loved it.
No, not slow.
It's just, it's, I, I can't skim it.
It's a little, the writing is more intelligent.
It's a higher level than Colleen Hoover.
Yeah.
You told me to wait.
I don't know.
Colin Hoover can catch a stray.
I don't care.
But I love Verity too.
Totally.
And then Devil Wars Prada.
So we'll keep you guys posted when we see that and review it.
I mean, I hope it lives up to the hype.
I love it so much.
I can't wait.
Okay, well, before you guys watch any of those, watch my special.
Here comes The Bride.
Tonight is the premiere on YouTube, APM Eastern.
It's linked everywhere you can find it, but my YouTube is Ashley Hustitine.
It should be really easy to find.
And you guys can see Raina in Chicago and check Raina Greenberg.com for her tour tickets.
My website is Ash Hess.
The special is linked on there.
There's no excuse if you can't find where to watch this.
And hopefully you guys will watch it tonight with us in the live chat.
And if not, you can watch it anytime on YouTube World.
worldwide and then on prime video starting on May 1st.
Girls Gotta Eat.com.
We will see you next week at the Netflix's Joke Festival show here in L.A.
on May 7th at the Palace Theater.
Find us on the big blue bus and watch on YouTube, subscribe,
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