Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Coldplay, Colbert, and Psychotic Trends

Episode Date: July 24, 2025

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: A Labubu "situation" That crazy Nicki Minaj balance challenge Coldplay CEO scandal Colbert being canceled Megan Stalter is the new Carrie Bradshaw The Summer I Turned Pretty tea Bachelor in Paradise (and Dale Moss) New dating shows coming out: Marrying Harry Jowsey, age gaps, and virgins Headlines: WNBA, Charli XCX, Pete Davidson, and the Epstein files Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Wix: Go to https://www.wix.com/ to start building your website. Skims: Get our favorite bras and underwear at https://skims.com/. Better Help: Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/gge. Bilt: Get points by paying rent at https://joinbilt.com/GGE. Simply Pop: Go to https://cokeurl.com/simplyPOP to find out where you can try Simply Pop. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy. Hi, guys. Oh, my God. I miss you guys so much. We're back, bitches. Unfortunately.

For now. I'm kidding. No, we are. We took some time off. It was, we've been in this studio space for a month. It feels good to be back. I just, I missed it so much. I popped in here the other day to like bring us our iPads, which we're now using.

And like the smell. I was like, I miss the smell of this office. This office. I miss your musk. Yeah, we did. Like, you know, I really, thank you guys for, you know, understanding and allowing us to take the most time off we've ever taken off in a month. And it felt good if I feel recharged. I don't.

But we missed a lot. Do you know how horrible it is for me. We know the snack episode and stuff's happening in the world. Last week was a lot going on. I also had a crazy thing happened in my dating life that we've not discussed. We'll talk about it on Monday through. but like I just like what's the point of living? So we're back, you guys.

We missed you. And, you know, thanks for understanding. And this now we'll be pretty much back to normal. I mean, we take off like Labor Day. And but, you know, we're here. Yeah. We love you. We have iPads, a hard launch.

I've been teasing. I've been threatening to get us iPads for months. Actually, like, stop saying iPod. Right now talk about these fucking iPads. Like in the middle of so many other things, she's like, well, the iPads. I was like, if you break up, say iPads one more time. Say iPads one more time. Just buy the iPad.

I don't care. Just buy them. I've never had an iPad in my life. This is our first iPad. I'm excited. I'm excited to travel with it. I can fly a fucking American and they have no screens. I know.

I've never had one. Oh, and I can read a book on it and I'll have to lug books around with me. You know, I'm still going to be bringing books. You're going to bring books? You're going to bring my books and leave it places? Raina. I did borrow a book of yours and I was going to accidentally leave it in Greece. Like you accidentally left my $120 hat on the deck of that.

A boat? No, I did not. To be honest, you did. I don't know what you're talking about. That bucket hat that you wore. And then I was like, I didn't even bring up. You left this on the deck. And you're like, no, I thought you wanted it.

Later you were like, no, I did leave it. In Greece, when you left my bucket hat upstairs. Because I was wearing it. You were wearing it. You took it off. And I was like, I didn't say anything that you left my bucket hat. No, no, you just went downstairs without the hat. The boat.

The hat was on the boat. What if it blew off the house? We had hours left on the boat. What's the problem here? It's blown off the boat. Anyways, back to my book. So I left this book because I was like, I don't want to log this book around for the rest of the trip. And I was like, I'll just accidentally leave it for the next people that stay here.

And if Rainer really wants this book, I'll buy her another copy. And then Jackie spotted it. And she was like, you left your book. And I was like, oh, weird. Okay. And then she was like, I was like, honestly, I'm done with it. And she was like, can I take it? And I was like, yeah.

And I don't know. I think we've all been there. Like, there's some things you just, you leave behind. So if I lend you a book and I would never, ever, ever, ever, unless my dying mom signed the inside page or something. You don't want it at all. I don't, I would never think about it ever again. Okay.

I'm not in the business of stealing your books. I have your wedding people and I was planning on bringing that back to you. That's a hardcover. It's a hardcover. It's a hardcover. Okay, so that's the differentiator. That's the line. I need a hardcover.

Also, I leave my books in hotel rooms always. If you and I are on the road or I'm on a long trip. Yeah, here's a book. I'm not lugging this back. It's like, you know, you see sometimes like in communities, they have like a community book drop, take a book, leave a book. That's what we're doing in hotels. Here's a book.

And honestly, I was going to leave my book in Paris too, but Brittany was like, what's up with that book? And I was like, take the book. Jackie called me out. She's like, here, you left your book. I was like, oh, that's so weird. Don't tell Raina. If you never mentioned it, I never would have known.

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Get points by paying rent at joinbilt.com slash GGE. And Simply Pop. Go to coq URL.com slash Simply Pop to find out where you can try Simply Pop. Okay, we're going to kick it off with a viral trend report. I'm excited. Just going to start with my. I love boo-boo. I got one for my birthday. You guys knew I would. My fiance got it for me. Which color did you get? I got the pink. This is Leachie Berry. Oh, they've names.

Yeah, they've named. Oh, I never knew that. Yeah. Wait, that's so cute. And if you guys don't know, I mean, you get like a sealed box and you don't know which one it is. I know. So it's, listen, it's not what I would have picked. I said on air, I wanted a neutral color. And someone in the comments was like, she didn't want pink. But Rihanna's is pink. Okay. And it matches the studio. I love this one. And it's fine. And so, yes, I got this on my birthday.

And I brought it with me. Like, I brought it on, I left the next day. I went to D.C. And then I was in Delaware and then I was in Toronto. And like, I had it attached to my bag the whole time. No, okay. I took a picture of this for you and I don't have it with me because we're on our iPads. And I'll have it.

I'll be better next time. I was in the airport in Paris and I saw somebody with 10 Labibu's attached to their bag. That's a serial killer. Ten. It was like one of those giant. base bags. No, come on. There was 10.

It just surrounded the top of the bag on all over the handles. That's insane. Insane. And that's weighing you down. I was taking pictures of it just openly. I didn't even pretend I wasn't. That is a crazy. I didn't even think about the weight.

That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. Like the base bag is already your whole body weight. The biggest bag. Yes. If you have carried the weekender through the airport on your shoulder, you're entitled to financial compensation. Talk to your insurance company.

Talk to your insurance company. But yeah, so anyway, so that's really the tea. And someone sent me a real, like a news clip of saying that some people have found microchips in their libuboes, which I think is like was probably may have happened in like a fake one. I don't think that like China is spying on us via laboo, but they're spying on us regardless. Yeah, there's nanny cams and everything at this point. Exactly. Like your phone, TikTok. I mean, they have all your info.

Yeah. So what's one more? Hidden camera And microphone But I don't know Like I'm just very Like how much longer Am I gonna care about this?

I don't know What are you gonna put it on? I mean I think on my bag When I'm traveling It's gonna be on there On the base bag Yeah It looked cute

Yeah I felt so stupid I took a picture Like a selfie I was in the lounge I was like this is the dumbest shit Ever but I love it It is so stupid But like you look at it

And like you're like They're in a club An exclusive club Of people to like this shit It makes me happy It is a zool coated. The teeth really, I feel like they remind me of a zool. So it makes me happy.

You got that for your birthday. I have a belated birthday gift for you. I brought back from it. Listen, I don't, if you guys are watching, it's in this really nice Celine Paris bag. It's not from Celine. I know. I walked in. I was like, Raina, you really went all out.

You're like, I did not. One time for Christmas I bought you YSel bag. Yeah. So it's not totally outside of the realm of probability. But I don't have gift bags and tissue paper at my house. Does that surprise you about me? It surprises me about me. that I don't have just like a stock of it somewhere.

Yeah. I can't picture you going out and buying it to stay stocked. Right. But I can picture you saving a nice bag, which is clearly what happened here. I've had one bag in my house. It's not from Airwant. What's that Celine bag from? You bought something for yourself?

I bought something one time. I don't even remember what it was. I don't even know where this came from. You don't know what you own from Celine. I have no idea. That's true. That can't be true. And it's not because I'm like so rich.

I don't think I own anything from Celine. I don't think it's not. This is just a bait and switch for me. So Sally, who is our partner in vibes only, she brings stuff to my house a lot, and I think this is her bad. Anyways, okay, don't tissue paper either, so I crumbled up white printer paper. Oh, God, it's so lightweight. Well, I crumbled up white printer paper as the tissue paper for you.

Guys, you know, rain is so crafty. What is this? Stop it! No! What is this? Is this another one? I was a little bit. Just one-uped my fiance?

Yeah. But I like you guys have your little mom. You guys, this is the official Celine Labubu. I'm so dead. Thank you so much. You're welcome. Is this real?

I don't know. There are ways to tell. Oh, it says the fake laboos have 11 teeth and the real ones have nine. Count the teeth. I think this is a Lafou. It's feet or backwards. No, it's not. That's probably because I was fucking with them.

It's feet or backwards. Guys, this is so fake. You can feel the difference. Where did you get this? I got it for you. No, it's so fake. The tag. Yeah, there's all these ways to tell.

The ears, I am dead. Yeah. So this is definitely fake. I love that. You mean a bodega in London? I bought it out. Different. You just got this on the street?

I got it inside of a bodega. It's a little hands. And the guy, the guy let me open up all the boxes. I am crying. Now the more I look at it. It's like obviously so fake. It's like really shitty quality. The guy let me up, open up all the boxes.

the boxes to pick the color. They don't even have the same body. This one's fatter than the real one. It's feet spin around. The feet aren't supposed to spin. Oh, it's all scratched up. Oh, my God. I was alone in this bodega on Brick Lane in London and this guy, let me open all the boxes

until I found the color I wanted. This is, it's so clearly fake now. I'm looking at it. And the other thing is the ears, the real one, the ears kind of point in towards each other. These are just straight out, like, spread eagle. You can look at the. cheap little hands. Oh, I didn't know that there was quality

of loboos. I'm sorry. Thank you so much. I am obsessed with these two. The hands are so different. There are a different size. That one looks like it's its dad. No, it's just like this is, this one is this.

Like this one's on a Zembek and this one's not. Oh yeah, and the head. So that's how you tell also if their heads spin around like this. Does that head? No. You could try to get it to it, but it's like way tighter. Thank you so much. I knew you wanted that color.

You're welcome. I'm going to keep this a lean bag, which is the case I need a gift to anything to anybody else. What a strong start. Yeah, I was really excited about this to our return. My friend, Lizzie was, our friend, Lizzie, Shmore, my friend, she's staying with me, and she was like, why are you crumbling up printer paper?

And I was like, it's for a gift. It's so. Don't break it. It's literally. Why is it so? So big. It's so much bigger than that. Oh, my gosh.

Okay. Well, that's the Libu update. And the next trend we want to talk about is this Nikki Minaj pose, which people are doing and they're like balancing in this pose that's from her 2013 music video called High School. I don't know who like brought this back. But we'll show it. But in that music video, she's just doing that pose. Her legs are crossed and she's balancing on a heel but on one foot on just like a floor.

on the ground or by the pool. Okay. So I was trying to find out, like, who really brought this back and made it so, like, high level? Where people are bouncing on, like, weights. Coke cans. Yes. It is the craziest thing I've ever seen there in, like, stiletto heels.

This one girl, I think, in this article, is bouncing on a curig. What? A curate. Also, a curing will crush in half. At least, like, a can of liquid, I think, is less likely to crush in half. So I've seen our friend Kate Steinberg. is the first one I saw. And I was like, what in the AI is this?

And that's what so many people in the comments were saying. Is this real? Yeah. And she showed so many different behind the scenes and like proving that it was real. But she's on top of like a beer can. She's on her countertop. Yes. I think they're outside.

She's like this great outdoor space. And a weight, like a big dumbbell and a like what beer can. And she's on top. I understand. Why would a beer can not crush? understand like a soup can. But I just thought, I mean, I guess it's one of those crazy, like, science things that it won't explode.

So Kate's, if you guys, like, watch her reel, she at least uses her hand to balance herself against the ceiling. People are doing this, like, just on a countertop, on a curing. I've seen pregnant people do this. I saw this one girl. She was like, they said it couldn't be done eight months pregnant. I'm like, no, bitch, it should not be done. It's crazy.

And then Hilaria Baldwin got it on it. and she's doing it in front of her children. And I'm like, you need to give little children any more ideas on how to accidentally kill themselves. Like, what are you doing? Right. Yeah, it's so nuts. Like I saw when she was on top of her car, the top of the car was dead in. I'm like, what are we doing here?

Now we're destroying property. Okay. I have to tell you, there is nothing I have ever wanted to see a BTS of more than this trend. How many times are people falling before they make it up there? And I was watching Kate's, she did a little BTS. And like you said, she can touch the ceiling. But like, that's still scary. It's not enough.

It's not enough support. I would crack an ankle. I was trying it this morning. Like, I don't even know if I can do it on the floor. Like, it's just, I mean. Got to have some real core strength. No, like, I'm in the pose. I'm on like the ball of my foot.

This, I can't believe. So I am balancing right now. And I feel pretty balanced. But I'm not on anything. I'm on the floor and I'm not in a heel. A curing. Can you imagine a weight? I can't imagine.

it. I don't think I can do it. Just doing that right now makes me, like, I'm in disbelief. Cross my leg. I can't get down that far. I can't. I don't have the core strength. I'm going to have Charlie horse. So anyway, more power to you. I mean, I'm impressed. It's one of those things. You know, like, most things you see and you're like, oh, that looks easy enough. This is not one of those things. I'm seeing people do this, and I'm thinking that's not real. I can't squat like that on the floor in tennis shoes. Yeah.

I can't do it. Pregnant on a, on a cabinet. Okay, so we actually asked Kate about this because it looked so psychotic. We were like, were you scared? Were you fearing for your life? Was your fiance fearing for your life? You know, I like need the BTS because I'm like, how many takes does this take? Yes.

So she, that voice noted us back and gave us her official quote, but we'll paraphrase it for you guys. So she says, I will never do that again. I filmed this at 10.30 at night with Chad, her fiance, who we love. She was like, I think I can do this. it probably took like 15 takes, four cans. He was pleading with her to get down. She said, I had no business being up there, but she was a cheerleader. She's like a professional, you know, she's got that like cheerleader dancer aside.

She said, I really thought it was nothing. The cans were busted. I fell about three times. I yelled at Chad at one point, just said, let me fall. She said, I did fear for my life, but have you ever seen that movie free solo? Like, yes. Like she felt like free solo. Four cans.

After two cans, she was like, let's do it. Let's run it back. Okay. And I'll play this one because this is like her final thoughts. Okay, one more thought. And now everybody is like standing on cans. And so I'm like, okay, do I need to like stand on a needle? Do I, I'm going to Chicago?

An actual thought that went through my head was, can I stand on the bean? Mentally unwell. Like I thought, who can I contact so I could stand on the bean? It's a 34-year-old who's front of lobe should be developed. Who can I call it? Yeah, I got to get off line. I'm going to unplug for a bit. Who can I contact at the bean?

This is how Kate quits being an influencer. She dies? She dies. This is how she retires. Okay, well, yeah, be safe out there, you guys. Don't do this if you're pregnant. That's crazy. But then I guess kind of people are, like, challenging each other, like, you know, they're tagging

each other to do it. I'm like, bring me back to the ice bucket challenge. I can handle that one. I wanted somebody to challenge me to like lay in bed all day. That's my challenge. Okay, so that happened. The biggest news. So I was flying home on Thursday.

I was fucked up. And you were like, did you see this cold play thing? And I was like, I promised you. I like had this thought in my head. Like, I promise there's nothing to do with cold play that I care about. Like that was my first thought. Like, I have been away for three weeks. I'm so fucked up.

I promise you nothing you could tell me about cold play would matter. Yeah. You might have been one of the last people to know. quite honestly, because you were on a plane, you had no access. My wife hadn't worked. You know, it's one of those things where, you know, I saw it. I was like, this is pretty crazy. This has a lot of different layers to it that would like make it really viral and make people

really grab on to it. But you really don't know how far it's going to go in that moment. And I don't know the last time I saw something like this. Take the world by storm. I mean, it's so innocuous, right? Like, it's just somebody on a kiss camp. And if they had just acted cool, None of this would have happened.

Isn't that crazy? If he had to just ducked like that. I know. But I mean, it's just like that's one of, I think we all would have done that. Of course. Immediately just physically gotten out of the frame.

And the fact that Chris Martin is a snitch for one, but he was just like called it out. And then it's like a CEO and the HR director. Like it had the makings of obviously like a movie or a TV show. Like people just latched onto this like nothing I've ever seen. I think this is like the biggest. news of our generation outside of like no I couldn't think of anything else

outside of COVID January 6th like listen hear me out because I know you have some other things that you're like the internet made this their whole personality I don't I can't think of anything else that your parents know this was on the news at my parents' house it spans generations

like boys girls also not celebrities we're not talking about like when Will Smith smacked like Chris Rock and the nation watched these celebrities That's a good call of the thing that really everybody did know about Luigi, but like, you know, that's darker. That's murder. Someone died. That's different.

So I just think, like, I'm going to stop you right there. This kiss cam, like, are we going to talk about this in 20 years? Like this? I don't think of ever saying anything like this. So I had shows in Toronto all weekend, what this happened on Thursday. So Friday and Saturday had four shows over the weekend. And I talked about it at every show. I crowd worked it.

I'll probably put it up on my Instagram. But in all four shows, I asked, I would bring up the kiss cam. I'm like, we have a kiss cam here tonight. So if anyone's here, cheating on their spouse, now is the time to leave. Like, I was doing a bunch of bits about it. I brought Drake in the mix, like, whatever. And I asked, like, everyone knows what I'm talking about, right? And in four shows, one woman did it, which was crazy.

What a treat. That was on Friday. And so shout out to Melanie, who just doesn't really have the internet. And I was like, what a life. How good is her mental health? I don't really have the internet. I don't really look on the internet. I'm like, sis.

I don't know how. But in all four shows, one person. And I'm in Canada. I know Canada's, you know, it's our close neighbor. But, like, this, it was worldwide. Yeah, but everybody got in on this. Like, they did it on the Colbert show. Morgan Wallen is at his concert going,

if you're here with your sidepiece, it's okay. At the Oasis concert, they were like, we're not going to snitch, we don't snitch. Like, all these other musical artists started doing it with their concerts too. Like, everybody got in on this. I am doing, like, a beach picnic for my bachelorette, one of my bacheloretts. And I saw, they posted this morning.

They're showing video of, like, one of the beach picnics. And the caption said, book your girl a beach picnic before her CEO does. Like this is just this nice little beach picnic company. It took me a minute. You just, you hear like this kiss cam at a cold play concert. You're like, how far is this going to go? It's going to go far. And so that CEO, obviously, he's resigned.

They have a new interim CEO. And that guy is positively giddy. He is gushing that his company is now a household name. Yeah, who, everyone is Googling that company. It's an AI company, a tech startup. Did you see the meme that said the woman was like dating or she was with? with some other CEO, and they were like, leave some CEOs for the rest of us.

That was like what are our favorites. Yeah. It just, it really like swept the nation and to your point across like generations, which doesn't really happen. And I was thinking like, what are those things?

And there's like very few that are intergenerational about not big celebrities, like regular people. So I made like a list. My number one is Haktua. That swept the nation for me and everybody like got in on it. She got really famous from it.

Yeah, but like I still just feel like it's, that's for people who are on the internet. My parents do not know Haktua. And that's, that's like my bar is like, do your parents know? People's grandparents know about the Coal Play CEO. They saw it on their local news programming. Because it's in everyman's, it's, nightly news. I mean, it's an everyman story.

You know, this could happen to all of us. Here's my list. Here's my whole list. Haktua, Luigi, Scandaball, but those are really famous people. Scandaball was just like half the country watches Vanderpump. I mean, maybe. Yes. It's like, you know, I could probably interview, like, ask 10 people.

and half of them would know. Half of them won. That made it to CNN. Pretty crazy. Mudang. Yeah. Mudang. I have my money.

Don't jiggle, jiggle, guy. Okay. Julia Fox, Uncut Jems interview. Okay. Uncott Jams. I haven't thought about that in a while. How often do you think about the Roman Empire? Yeah, but these still feel like they were,

and I'm looking for a guy in finance. But TikTok trends. There's, internet trends for people who were on the internet. I don't think there's another thing that was of this level. ever. Yeah. January 6th.

Different vibes. Even some people would be like, I don't know what you're talking about. Raina, no. I swear to God. If you said January 6th, I promise you people would be like, it wouldn't be an instant recall. I promise you it would. I can name two people right now that I thought the top of my head that I'm like, I don't think that they would instantly. Katrina, everybody in this country knows about the insurrection.

Okay. Some of them may have been in support of it. I'm not saying we all share the same feeling. I'm just saying not instant recall of what. what January 6 was. I totally disagree. Okay. Okay.

COVID, can we agree on COVID? COVID. Yeah, it's a recall on COVID. That's because you had to be in the house. That's why we knew about it. Someone's in the comments like, COVID's still a thing. But my side, okay. There's always one.

So my like side tangent that I like wanted to, like, you know, this brings up this whole like, you know, privacy and how things go big on the internet. Did this guy deserve this? And I just want to say yes. And if you were going to go to. Gillette Stadium where the Patriots play and there's 70,000 seats, the probability that you are going to run into somebody that you know in Boston is so high. And I was thinking about this because

you and I have lived in New York and L.A. You and I have lived in New York in L.A. And when you and I have gone to like a stadium-sized concert, like Beyonce, Taylor Swift, there's almost never been a time where a friend of ours wasn't also going to that concert. That's the thing that's happening that night. It is a stadium level event. You are going to know other people in the stadium. One or two. There are also are cameras and there's footage.

Like I don't, yes, you're in a stadium and stuff is being documented. And that's the thing happening that night. Like when you and I've gone to Beyonce, we know tons of girlfriends that are also going to that. Like, it's a stadium level event in a city. It's not the biggest city

either. So like, to think that no one's going to see this is so. arrogant and crazy. I know. And you can go with your mistress and you can go do these things, but you don't need to be all wrapped up. Also that, like, there's probable deniability that you just took your employee. I went to a concert with our agent the other day. Yeah, 100%. Not so that he could figure me. Yeah, he is a girlfriend. Like, you guys were there. You were in a box. You were in like the same type of setting. Literally. And he wasn't grinding on you from behind. Unfortunately. Three years ago, he would have. But you know, you missed your shit.

I just think it's it's so wild and I just I loved all the parodies of it I mean I guess it's winding down now but the first one I love the most was the Philly fanatic and they had like on into Phillies game they had their kiss cam playing to cold play like to the cold play music they were like it's our cold play kiss cam and they panned all the different people in the audience and then the Philly Fanatic had his arms around like the girl Philly Fanatic that's their mascot and then the most underrated was a guy they caught in the kiss cam and he had a sign up that said this is my wife. And we were like, we're giving all the attention to the Philly fanatic as we should. But this is also so funny too. And I'm just like, like, a horse Philly jumped on the trend. I wanted also read one single thing by you. I forget who I said this too the other day. And they made me feel like I was like really stupid. I was like, is this the most famous cold play has ever been?

Like, has cold play been on the tongues of anybody like this? But I forget I was talking to you. They were like, yeah, Rana, they stole that a stadium. They're a really famous band. Cold play is huge. They did the Super Bowl. Yeah. Yeah.

Was Chris Martin? it was it Beyonce year? I don't... Correct me if I'm wrong in the comments. I don't feel like looking enough. I thought it was Coldplay, Chris Martin, Bruno Mars, and Beyonce. I...

In the same one. But anyway, they're so huge. They're like a worldwide band where I feel like they were way cooler when they first started and then they became so mainstream that they became uncool.

Okay. Like I think there were so many memes about like the more embarrassing part of this is being in a Coldplay concert. Like people kind of took the moment to shit on Coldplay. And when it comes to, to that, I just think it's because they became

so mainstream, because I feel like there was a moment when they were pretty cool. I love Coldplay. I actually love Coldplay. I think they've just been around for like 20 years. You just don't think about it. It's become one of those things. Like, it's easy to make fun of like you two. You know, like, remember that U2 album ended up on our iPhone? It's not Nickelback. People like on YouTube album.

It's almost this, it's not the same as Nickelback. They're just like, they've become the butt of the joke. But in a way, bands become too popular too mainstream. They started out as rock, quote, unquote, and then everybody makes fun of them. I mean, they're just, I really love their music. He was married to Gwyneth Paltrow, right? Yeah.

I mean, he was the most famous person in the world. Yes. I just, I don't know. It's just, I guess it's basic, is that's what it is. But like, what is it, you know? I did not realize Coldplay was sell out a stadium level at this point. Yes, they're like Garth Brooks. Like, I remember the first time I realized Garth Brooks had it like that.

Like, he was in Atlanta. the stadium and like I knew all these people going. I'm like, what is happening? Like, there's people like that that are so huge still and like they're not really on our radar to get tickets. I also, I mean, you guys are going to make fun of your. Listen, this is not on the same level, but I went to see the weekend with our agent at SoFi Stadium and he sold it out four times. I don't, I don't know that I thought that the weekend was a sellout, so five, four. That's a, that's our RAM station here. I don't know that I knew that it was like a, I thought it was like a sell out once or twice. It's interesting, the people that sell that.

aren't you're not like so into like obviously we're like bioncé taylor swift drake and then you're like oh okay the weekends do okay but like if not the weekend then who i'm like it's that's like 250,000 tickets or something four nights and so five so i don't know anyways yeah so yeah cole play's pretty big um so i just thought that was like that was so nuts and that kind of brings us into colbert so as we record the late show on cbs hosted by stephen colbert last night was the first episode of the last season, which we'll talk about. But they did the whole Kiss Cam thing and they brought out Weird Al Yankovic and Lynn Manuel Miranda. Yeah. Okay. And they played a little cold play and they were like, you know what, this isn't really about the song. Let's go around

and see who's here. And it was, they just pan to like Jimmy Fallon and Seth Myers, John Stewart and John Oliver, Andy Cohen and Anderson Cooper. It makes me really emotional. I know. And then Adam Sandler and Christopher McDonald, because of like, happy Gilmore 2, and everybody was going crazy. And then they were like the now, then the last thing they did was it was like a Donald Trump, like had his arms around a paramount logo.

And then they were like, now it's canceled. Like they played into everything that's been happening, which is that the show was canceled after the season. Yeah. So CBS announced that this was the last season. It'll be over May 20, May 20. when his contract expires. So, CBS says they cancel the show purely for financial reasons, but what other people

are saying is it followed just three days after Colbert referred in his monologue to a $16 million settlement paid by Paramount to Donald Trump over a 60-minute lawsuit as a big fat bribe on air. Yeah. And that settlement coincided with the pending merger between Paramount and Skydance, which requires Trump appointed regulators to approve. So basically they're saying that Stephen Colbert made a joke about this that could have maybe threatened this deal and threatened Donald Trump. And three days later, they asked the show. Yeah. And Donald Trump is gloating on truth social. Jimmy Kimmel's next. Jimmy Fallon.

Like he wants this. I think that it's not just a coincidence. It's just, it really makes me feel sick. Like, it was hard for me to digest the information because I just feel like this is the beginning, not even the beginning, but like this is the cancellation of a dissenting voice for towards the administration. And like, it's, like, hard to even talk about, like, the way that Trump acts is, like, the President of the United States because it's, like, it's so unbelievable. Like, he's tweeting about this, like, gloat. It's just, I can't even, I can't, I can't, I don't even, like, to validate it because

it's, like, so crazy. And it just feels, like, where are the free speech advocates on this one? And where are the, like, anti-cancel culture people on this one? Like, this feels so obvious to me, like, why this happened. And I just get worried. I get worried for comedy. I get worried for these types of shows. that really do shine a light on this

and have opposing viewpoints and comedy in general. But I think it's so crazy. Like, I know that the way this had to play out legally is, I guess, they cancel it and then they let him, they have one more season left. But I mean, he's going to be like scorched earth. So I'm like, what's going to happen for the next year? So I was, I misunderstood the news and I had to like understand.

I thought that this was going to be the last show, that all these talk show hosts showed up. up and everybody showed up in solidarity to basically co-sign that this is what they believe happened. Yeah. And this would be the last episode. And I didn't realize until this morning that this was until May 2026. Ten months of this. What is going to happen?

I mean, he's told Donald Trump to go fuck himself last night. Like, we are in for it. Like, we can get a lot done in 10 months. Trump is going to be crashing out every night for 10 months, five nights a week. Do you think that's going to become the most popular show on television? Yes. And then people are going to be like, you can't cancel this? 100%.

That's what I've already. I like watch it here and there, obviously, and like I watch clips, of course, but I made sure it's like in my library. Like, this is going to be must see TV. And we both watched John Stewart's monologue about this, which was so brilliant, and it was so important. And I want you guys to watch it. And we can put up on our story if you hadn't seen it. But you can go to see John Stewart, the Daily Show, his monologue about this. And it ends with this gospel choir.

And it's like a whole thing. And it's so brilliant. And yeah, I think this is going to be the most popular show. I really do. I think it's going to explode. And I think all these other talk show hosts are. driving people towards it too. I mean, Stephen Colbert started in 1999 on the Daily Show at John Stewart, and I was like such a fan of him then. And I've just watched him for so many years. Yeah, I'm going to

record this every week now. John Stewart was one of my original crushes when he was on MTV. I was a little girl. He did the news, I think. They had MTV News. Oh, my God, MTV News. Kurt Loader? He predated Kurt Loader. He must have been, right? That's crazy. No, I just remember, I just had a crush in him, like, at a young age. He's hot. Yeah. He's still, like, they were showing clips of him from 1999 with Stephen Colbert on the Daily Show, and I was like, he's gotten hotter. He's so hot.

The Daily Show, and now, another just piece of news, we have so much TV news today, but Josh Johnson, who was just blown up, was a writer on the daily show. Now he's going to be one of the hosts, because they alternate the host. Yeah, obviously, we love Michael Costa, and he does such a great job, and he's a friend. But Josh Johnson is fucking blowing up, right? He posted the other day about his 10th Wilbur show. So just a few tickets up to my 10th Wilbur show. At that point, just go to the state,

go to Gillette. But he's got, yeah, he's got incredible material, a lot of political stuff. And so if you guys aren't following him, he's the nicest guy too. I obviously would do comedy with him in New York.

And anyway, he's a new addition to like the desk at the daily show. Wait, what was Chris DiSephano hosting last week? Kimmel! How the fuck do you let Chris DeSephanfeno? He had just a smirk. on his face.

I can't believe they're going to let me do that. You and I, do you know how many times you and I have asked ourselves? How did he get on the morning show? He's on the view like, okay, Bitsy's. He, like, he just, I don't know how you let him on television. He, yeah, he, like pushed the envelope. So I guess Kimmel had guest host all last week. Julie Bowen was on top of the desk on all fours.

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Okay, we're going to try to blow through so much TV news, so much happening. I love to see it. There's a lot going on. You know, I need more TV in my life. I finished the bear, season four, loved it. Don't need to talk about it. You guys know I loved it. And then Stick, I'm so obsessed with. Stick is on Apple. Our friend is the director on it. And I think they find out today if it gets renewed, which is obviously going to be renewed. It's so incredible. I love it so so so much. Anyway, that's what I'm watching, but we got a lot going on. Tons of stuff coming out, tons of dating, a lot of dating shows. So let's start with Harry Jousy.

So when we recorded with him, on his podcast, he was getting ready to go fly to Vegas to really finalize this deal, I think. He was like teasing it. He told us a little bit about it. He was like, I'm going to be on this dating show. I'm going to be like the star. Because when we went on his podcast, we were saying like, you couldn't be the bachelor. You're too spicy.

You're too unpredictable. And he was like, well, I'm going to be doing this thing. it's called Let's Marry Harry. Alex Cooper is producing it. Right, okay. And I think they just have like a great working relationship. They just love each other. It's very cute.

And I just love Harry so much. And I'm really excited to watch it. But I'm scrolling Instagram the other day. And I see a photo of Harry walking to the street with like an old, somebody that's at least 20 years older than him. Yeah. Blonde haired woman, like white blonde hair. I'm like, who is this?

And I see the headline that says, Harry Jousy dating Sia ahead of his Netflix series. and I was like, Sia. Sia doesn't show her face. I've seen her in concert. She doesn't show her face. She's going to step out with Harry Jousy. That's her big reveal.

Sia hard launches her face with Harry Joussey hand in hand. I mean, I would, and I get it. I had gunned to my head. I would have had no idea who that was. Yeah. I mean, I guess I could have guessed. I feel like over the year she's shown herself a little bit more, but she's notoriously not wanting people to see what she looks like.

And here she is just, out. I put white, the white blonde hair, but like I, it was braided and back. And I didn't, I thought she was like 30. She's 49. She looks amazing. But I thought she was really young. And I had no it. They're holding hands. And then she did post, I almost texted him to be like, are you cheating on you see you? And then she did post like, um, Harry's doing this new show. I'm going to sign up. Who else is signing up to like marry Harry. Okay. So it's like a little bit of just a promotional stunt. Yeah. I think that they're like probably friends. Yeah. But they were like, holding hand.

I saw it and I was like, Harry's dating a woman 20 years older than him. I love to see it because somebody emailed us. Did you read this email? And was like, Raina was all over Harry

during that interview and you're 10 years older than him and you should be ashamed of yourself. I was like, I shamed of myself. Harry was all over me. Are you new here? That's insane.

Have you ever heard of flirting? Grow up. That evil was so hateful. It was like, you should be embarrassed of yourself. Like I'm some old lady. Yeah, okay. Get out of here.

So, Like we had him on. That was our last episode we dropped, which was last Monday. And, you know, I'm not going to throw any shade to the show because I hope it does well, his new show. But if you listen to our episode, you might think he's not quite ready to get married because he says, I'm not ready to get married. It's just very funny. Like, if you know him at all, if you listen to him on our show, hopefully, like, you're like, that's not marriage material. He's barely boyfriend material.

Well, that's the joke. That's the thing at the end of it, like he has to get married, like on television. They're not going to actually make him get married, right? This isn't like married at first sight or like 90-day fiance. Right. Or The Bachelor. I was like, is this going to happen?

It's going to be like when Dale Moss had to propose to Claire. They were like, we're going to leave the show together. And Chris was like, Dale, you got to propose. He was like, what? And by the way, can we just interject really quick? Dale is on Bachelor in Paradise. Can you explain you what's happening? because Dale is just all over the place with this girl.

So Dale Moss, who we put on the map in 2018, we started Dale Moss. He was like a pro athlete, but we had him on in 2018, and we've talked about him throughout the years. And one time he and I went out, and I was unsure if it was a date. I wore a backpack. It was a whole thing.

And then he went on The Bachelorette with Claire Crawley, the oldest Bachelorette to ever grace the screen. They were like, how could she even walk? And it was the best TV. It was like five episodes. They left together. They'd bring a new bachelorette. It was insane.

It was unhinged. And then they dated and then they broke up, whatever. And he's, he has, he dated someone else after that who even heard about him from our show. It's, we've had a long, like, history with Dale. And now he's back on Bachelor in Paradise. And Raina, like, to see him, they give him the sexiest edit. They act, like, it's, they give him, like, porn-like edits.

Like, they have this one, they slow, it, they do a slow-mo. He's spraying sunscreen into his swim trunks, which is also weird. Why? And every woman is just, like, licking their lips over him. And when Dale enters the, not even villa, they're in like a hotel this time. It's a different vibes. It's like everyone is so horny for him. And I guess he's kind of been with this girl, Cad, and there's been some drama.

I turned it on for a little bit last night because they brought in the goldens. So the old people are there now. As you wrote on our outline, actually, they brought in the old's. Yeah, they brought in the old. Because I was like, how was this going to play out? And anyway, we don't have much to say because we haven't been watching it week to week because there's just been so much going on. And, you know, we've been doing other stuff. the golden contestants are there now.

And I don't think it's supposed to be any sort of thing where one of the younger contestants hooks up with the older contestants, but they're talking and they're commingling and they're giving each other advice. And I think that's supposed to be like the feel-good aspect of it all. But I can't really speak on how they're doing this. But Brana, I will say this Bachelor in Paradise,

the way that it's set up is completely different than years past. They're not on the beach anymore. They're like in this hotel. They've air-conditioning. Because the old people can't get down there without the air-condition. No, I'm telling you that they're, they've modeled it more like all the other things. shows that are popular. It feels much more like, I mean, too hot to handle, a Love Island type.

Like, they have changed it to feel more like what's current. Okay. So anyway, I just thought it was fascinating. Like, I'm watching this show, like, this is a different show than it used to be, than the last season of it. They've completely changed it in terms of the vibes. That's crazy. And then these old people. Which I love. They need air conditioning. I'm an old person. Yeah. They need the air conditioning. They need a walker. They need wheelchairs on site. Okay, next TV news. Lena Dunham has a new show, and it's just, Girls is one of my top five all-time favorite shows.

I feel like nothing has really filled the void since then. It really was for like millennial women and this like coming of age, early 20s, you know, first entering the world type of era. And I don't know, for me, nothing's ever filled that void. And so she's coming out with a new show, it's called Too Much. And it stars Megan Stalter, and basically she goes through a pretty terrible breakup

and has to watch her ex carry on this relationship with Emily Roda Cowder. And so she decides to move to London and kind of just like give it a go in London. And she meets this guy. I can't remember his name, but he was in Way Lotus. He was Audrey Plaza's husband in White Lotus. Oh, okay. And listen, she's great.

Anything that Lena Dunham creates, I think it's smart, it's witty, it's realistic to how people engage with the world. This character's a little quirkier. I feel like Girls was a little more realistic to help people really act in the world. Yeah. So I'm obsessed with her that she really brings. broke out on hacks. I think she is laugh out loud funny on hacks. So I love that she's the leading lady

now. And she's been on this press tour in these insane outfits. Like, she wore this wig that hit the ground on a talk show. She had, what, a tube top that was like made of Coke boxes. She had that, but then she had like the one that said, like, Megan Salter is the most beautiful woman of the world

or something like that. Like, she's really been going all out and having so much fun. And she also has... Megan Salter is the prettiest girl in America. Yeah, and she also has these crazy outfits in the show. And it feels very Carrie Bradshaw-esque, you know, like they're dressing her in such a way that really like grabs your attention and is like a talking point. And so I just found a quote from the costume designer Ariel Cooper Lethem. And she says, she's putting things together in a way where you're like, oh, that's crazy, but I like it.

And I like her, says, again, the costume designer about like her stylings. And as she said, she's a little unhinged. And that's like how it feels. I don't know. I like, yeah, the average person wouldn't wear some of these things, but also, like, I feel like we're in this era where you can just wear whatever the fuck you want. That's, that's fashion today. It really is.

Like, of course, there's still headlines and think pieces about what's in and what's out and what jeans are in, what jeans are out. And it's like, no one cares anymore. Like, I'm not saying those are obsolete or they're not meaningful. I still like to read about fashion and see the trends. But, like, no one gives a fuck anymore. And, I mean, I think Gen Z has played a part in that. and COVID has played a part.

And we're just in this like wear whatever the fuck you want. And like no one's going to tell you that your jeans are out of style. You're like, I don't care. I feel good in them. I look good in them. I'm confident. Like we've really gotten to that place. I feel that wholeheartedly where people have stopped thinking about what's in and what's out.

I totally agree. And I see people throw together some things like combos that like would be kind of like whack on the surface. But you're like they're rocking it. Like to me that's fashion. Yeah. I'm not doing side parts. I mean, listen, let's not get crazy. I mean, I never did anything besides a middle part.

So I didn't even know side parts were an option. I used to do a long time ago. You side parted it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. How hardcore was the side part? Where was it? It was, I mean, it was like center left, I guess. Okay, just a little teeny.

A teeny. No, but I had heard that a middle part made your nose more prominent. I don't know. I read that forever. and I had a bigger nose. This is my, you know, second version. My forever nose. Yeah, this is my forever nose.

And so I had heard that and I was like, I don't want that. So I side parted my hair for years because of that. And then I just was like, eh, I don't know. I think I'm fine. I want to be straight up the middle. Yeah. I've always been straight up the middle. Politics and all.

Your side part speaks to your political leanings. That's her right. I know he voted for. Her parts to the right. A couple more dating shows. So Nick Viol and his wife Natalie, they co-host the Bile Files. They have a pretty prominent age difference. He's 44.

She's 26. People've talked about it a lot over the years. Now they have filmed and are hosting a dating show about age differences. The daters range from 22 to 59. Bachelor of Paradise did it first. I'm just kidding. No, but the point is that age gap relationships these people are going to get together. Yes.

So it's called Age of Attraction. Is Bill Belichick? going to be on this? Oh my gosh. You can imagine they have a cameo and they like talk to these couples about how to make it work. Yes. I just, I love this to me.

He's the coach. Bill Belichick comes in. They're like the winningness coach in Super Bowl history and age gap relationships. Yes. You know what I love about this is that I think that people have like made commentary about Nick and Natalie's age difference and it being so prominent. And they capitalized on it by like, yeah, we're going to host a show on it. We're going to make a bunch of money because of it.

So good for the two of them. And the next dating show that's coming out, Colton Underwood and Caitlin Bristow are going to co-host a new dating show for virgins called Are You My First? Raina, you know what I've been saying all these years while we watch these dating shows, you know, get spicier and spicier. We need more virgins. Where are the virgins? Honestly, I'm kidding, but kind of serious. I love this. There's been a couple, and they became, like, nationwide stars.

Met her Maddie Pruitt. She said that she was a virgin. I only know that because I get, unfortunately, serves her content. Let's deep dive on that later. I could do a whole episode on her content. It's about her porn addiction. Your body is not your own. It's Jesus' ma'am.

No, well, that's, we don't have time. If you find comfort in that, I can for you. We don't have the time today, but. Okay. No, she's like an evangelical priest, her and her husband. Yes, and they've talked about their point. There's nobody's bedroom. I want to be a fly on the wall more than Maddie and her husband, Raina.

What is going on? I don't know. I get served their TikTok, so I'm like, I'm here for it. I just, I love to watch it. But, okay, so for this show, are you my first new dating experiment where virgins navigate love, lust, and losing it? Are they going to lose it? No, how do you win the show? It feels like we've gone too far.

do you win the show by keeping a virgin the whole time like i am so sad for this show by the way to watch all these people who have never had sex like talk about it and get to decide if someone's worth like i can't wait to watch this and we love katelyn and we've always supported katelyn and cold she's dating my all right so katelyn right now is having all the previous bachelors and contestants that she dated on her podcast have you watched this i did not put this together. Okay, so she's doing like this thing where she's having to all of them on. And I just have to say this one quote from this guy named JJ, which I don't really remember, I don't think he was that well liked, but I could be wrong. This quote from him, I was obsessed with it. He goes,

he's talking about just like when they found him to get him on the show, he was like the lowest of lows. He was divorced. He was unemployed. And his quote is, we weren't the most eligible bachelors. We were 30 guys who had nowhere to be on Tuesday at 2 p.m. Your eligible bachelors are in the office that their law firms, ladies, stop idolizing us, we're not the ones. I loved it. I thought he nailed it so hard. Yes. He articulated what I thought, like, who goes on this?

Who has the time? Exactly. And that's why it's like, and it feels different for women. But that's why we've said, like, these shows have gotten so bad because of the guys. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Anyway, that was an aside. And I forgot that Colton was famously, he was the Virgin Bachelor. That's why this is like a thing.

I forgot. Yes. But like, how do you win the show? Do you lose your virginity or do you hold on your virginity? Like if you fuck on the show. Are people fucking on the show? Like, please God let someone fuck on the show. No, like, I can't wait for the show.

The stakes are so high. I can't wait. And the virginities. It's like the prize or the crime is sex and no one's had it. I can't wait. The prize is that you lose your virginity to start. There are going to be fantasy sweets where you can decide? and there's just blood on the bed and like production has to like clean it up.

I'm thinking about logistics. So this premieres on Hulu August 18th. I can't wait. Can't wait. Wait, where are we going to be? Are we going to be? Well, we'll have my bachelor at the next weekend. We're going to watch this.

That's one of the activities I make everybody do. Oh my gosh. Okay. And then just one last thing is summer I turned pretty has started. Two episodes are out. I was so excited. I got to watch with my mom last week, which she loves the show too. and it's a roller coaster.

Like, I don't know you don't watch it, so I'll keep this short, but I'm very into it. Historically, I've always been Team Jeremiah, but some things have transpired, and I'm going to do a couple of spoilers, but, like, I'll say to you that, like, he basically, she kind of finds out that he sort of cheated on her when they were on a break.

He finds out that he treated on her. Sorry, she finds out that he sort of cheated on her in Cabo when they were, like, on a break in college, whatever. Who doesn't? But the thing that, like, really turned me off for him is that he is not going to graduate college. He didn't have enough credits, which is very reynocoded.

Basically, like, he didn't even know. And it's such an ick. Ew, that would be the ick. How do you not know? So he's like, I have to go back for another semester. And he, like, calls his dad. His dad's like, you're such a loser. Conrad whenever.

Like, it's like a whole thing. But I was like, ew, like, I get it. He's young, but he, like, doesn't have his shit together. And so now I feel like I'm a little out on him. Less about the cheating, more about, like, get your shit together. Yeah, definitely. You know that you didn't get enough credits to graduate. I always knew.

And more than just one class to take over the summer. Also it's TV, but in my head, I'm like, he could make this up over the summer unless it's like a lot of classes. No, we like barely had the internet when I was in college and I knew that I was graduating. And so Conrad is still not for me. I just don't like his whole like brooding, tortured vibe, whatever. But like it is getting spicy. And now at the end of the second episode, they got engaged. Belly and Jeremiah are engaged.

How old were they? So we have a child bride storyline. What the fuck? I know. And anyway, the thing that I thought was kind of interesting was that the summer I turned pretty on their socials and it's even like pinned. in one of their highlights, pinned. It's in one of their highlights

is like there's like community guidelines because I guess people really started trolling the show for various reasons and we don't need to like go down this road but it's just like

the fact that there's like people online that are like harassing the actors like it's so I don't know it's like kind of I find that like very sick to do that where like a show has to be like here's our community guidelines

you guys like keep it. I've never seen a show have to do that and I've seen terrible people in television. But there are, not the first show to do that. I think they were saying there's, I was reading an article, there's a couple of their shows that have had to do that and kind of like,

we will block you and we will delete comments. Like, we're trying to keep this like a safe space. But, you know, I love the show so much. But like, at the end of the day, like, I have to remind myself, it is like a little unhinged that the whole show is about a teenage girl and a love triangle with two brothers. Like, you know, I don't really get down with shows about teenagers dating. But the two, she's between two brothers.

Like, that's crazy. She's fucked them both. That's crazy. And like she's all mad at him for cheating and sleeping with somebody else. But he's like, you fucked my brother. Like, say it, Jeremiah. I'm so glad that you brought this up. I just have to tell you.

This is totally disconnected. But I flew to London on British Airways a couple weeks ago. And I flew back from Paris on Air France. Okay. I watched Nora on the way to London on a screen on an airplane full nudity. Fucking tits, everything. Children are walking by. me. There is full nudity on the plane. And then on my way back, I watched, there was nothing

else on this airplane except for White Lotus. And so I watched Patrick Schwarzenegger, he jerked off by his brother. White Lotus was the only thing, just getting jerked off by his brother, just in the middle of the plane. Again, there's children all around me. Yes. Like, I watched Brose, Billy Eichner's movie. There's a gay orgy. There was a little boy, catty corner to me. I was on the aisle. I'm like, that boy has found his sexual. sexuality. Wherever it is, he has found it. I was like, I'm watching four naked men. Fuck. What was the airline for that? It was like American. It was like an American airline, right? Delta. Because they don't have screens, but no. Delta or United. I do not remember, but I was,

these, we are watching porn on these planes. It was a domestic flight though, like within the United States. I just saw like, look how advanced like London is and France. Oh, no, I've got a domestic flight watching bros. It's so funny. Which I do love. I can't remember. meant it enough. Why are we not muting this stuff? And like literally kids are walking by and full frontal nudity. Crazy. I love it. I'm not having kids. Not my problem. But if I was a parent, if I was a parent, I saw Anora. Do you know inappropriate Anora is she goes over at his house to like for the first time to like strip for him in his home. And she like takes all over clothes

up to doing like this dirty dance. She takes her panties off. Yes. Yes. Children. Just little kids walking out. Crazy. Anyways. Okay. Well, let's talk about our other partners. And then we will go through our headlines and that'll be that. And that's on that. This is an ad by BetterHelp. All right, let's talk about stress in the workplace. So workplace stress is now one of the top causes of declining mental health with 61% of the global workforce experiencing higher than normal levels of stress. I mean, it makes sense. Again, not at our job. I love our job. But obviously, it's the thing that you do all day, every day. And if you're not completely satisfied, I understand it being really debilitating and not knowing what you want to do next and how to manage it. Do I

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Yeah. It seems like very unchartedexex to me to get married. Yeah. I couldn't envision. It wasn't my business, I'm going to go card. Marriage is hot right now. I'm telling you, people probably didn't think I was getting married. I can't rob my head around.

Marriage is back. You brought it back. We do start trends all the time that people were at them. off from us. No, Charlie Coppy. Charlie just told it from that. She was like, wait, Ashley Hustin's engaged. I guess it's fine. Slate. Even the photos I'm like watching her and she, like, I was watching her in some videos take photos and I was like, I still can't wrap my head around that this is like actually happening. So I didn't know she was in a relationship, I guess. I mean, I'm a fan. I'm not like

a stand. I'm not obsessed with her. So I don't know all the ins and outs of her life. I just enjoy her and I like her. But did you know she was in a relationship? Like this was a hard launch to me. I don't know. It was a hard launch, but they've been together for three and a half years. He's also a musician. His name is George Daniel. I didn't know. And so they DJed their own wedding.

That was the headline we saw. And that would be me, DJ my own wedding. I do have a DJ who it's like I'm so excited about him. I'm not going to just let's, I don't want to say it right now. I will talk about it later. And we'll talk about my wedding planner on soon. But I'm so excited about this DJ. Like means a lot to my fiancee and me, whatever.

But it's like you're a musical artist. You can't let someone. else DJ your wedding, like, we're not letting anyone else headline my wedding. Like, you're headlining my wedding. You're officiating. Like, you're the star. Can you imagine? You know, like, you're the star, but. Well, like, we're the star. We're the stars. You know, like, we're in comedy. Like, we're performers. We're going to be doing this. We're not hiring other people to be funny at our wedding. I think about it all the time. I think about chefs that get married and like, they're, do they cook the meal? Like, how can you just

like, florists that get married? But even like, okay, chefs, I still think you could be like, yes, I want great food at my wedding. But a lot of people. people could do great food. If you're Charlie X-CX, you're like, yeah, I guess a lot of people could do great music, but like, who's better than me? Exactly. And I guess what he's musical too. Yeah, he's the drummer for the 1975. Oh, okay. What? What? I didn't know this. Am I like such a boomer? I think that's, what a cute couple. I remember being at Hannah Burner's wedding and like her and Des like both like headline the wedding. They gave these speeches. You don't not, you don't see brides and grooms do speeches a lot.

I'm like, of course I'm going to do a speech at my wedding. Of course, I'm going to have the mic at my wedding. It's crazy. I know everybody gets, people don't like public speaking. People get nervous. But like, there's a lot of weddings. Brides and grooms don't touch the mic. I can't imagine.

Totally. I've actually never really thought about it. I mean, it's so inconceivable to me. If I wasn't marrying you guys, I would be like, when are we carving out time for me to speak? That's insane. That's what I'm saying. That's crazy. Brides, brides aren't.

aren't like hold my beer. No, like that's what I'm saying. Like, it is your day. Everything's about you and you don't want to get on the mic. You don't want to touch the mic. I think that's people's worst nightmares. And it is my worst nightmare that no one hands me to the mic. Exactly.

I would be like, some of you may not know me. No, like if you guys don't think I'm going to be on that mic all night long. All night. I'm just going to be grabbing it from the DJ. I would be like, I have something to say. I have an observation. Right. Like, come on.

That's so funny. you just sporadically get on the night. I know he's not going to get on the great house. The girl's got to eat show. Your fiance is not going to get on the mic. He will. I think he might do something the night before. I don't know.

We haven't like planned it out, but like he can do whatever he wants. Like we are headlining this wedding. All three of us. I think he will do something really sentimental and sweet. Well, our vows will be really sweet. That's going to be emotional.

Don't even look at me. I just, do you know how many times I'm going to have to run the speech, marry you guys before? I said to you yesterday. Like, let's start talking about it because I need like a lot of time to prep for this. Okay, let's talk about it for the Monday's episode.

Okay. So, no, I'm not trying to cut you off, but we were going to kind of mention something up for Monday. I'm going to talk about this for months. What are you talking about? Okay. So Pete Davidson is pregnant and Raina, I can't believe he hasn't gotten someone else pregnant until now. Like, he gives super sperm energy. Totally.

How is this the first time he's gotten someone pregnant? Maybe there's been a few. She's the least, well, I just, I think some of these other women were like, like, Yes, I mean, I... He dates pro-choice women. There's probably been... I was like, listen, I... Because he seems like he would just...

100%. Like, Pete Davidson is obviously coming into his eye to you. Of 100%. I think all those women weren't going to, like, have a baby with... Like, I think, like, a lot of women have their, like, I'm going to save him, little moment with him, and then they go back to their lives. Like, how many other of his exes saw that news and were like, oh, I've also been pregnant. I know.

All of them. All of them. She's going to keep it. Okay, that's cute. Oh, cute. Not the route we took, but. Oh, my God. Elsie, go off, queen.

Not the choice I would have made, but I love her. I love looking in her. I think she's so striking. She's so funny. The caption was like, people are going to know we're having sex now. Yeah. Like now people know we're having sex. She put in the Mamascita meme.

People were talking about the way he kind of was grabbing her, like, sweatpants, how hot and sexy it was. I mean, he's sexy. For sure. Like, you've been saying that for years, whatever. But it's just, I mean, that's happening. And, you know, good for them. Congrats to them.

I just, I think she has her own following. She's not a quote unquote, like nobody. But like she's the least famous, least A-list household name of anybody he's been with. I mean, when you think like Cape Beckinsale and Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande, I mean, Pete Davidson has been with the A-list of the A-list. And she is the least famous of all those people. And it's interesting that that's who he's chosen to start a family. with. I think he's just like a hometown guy. I think that like what he really relates to is like

not that level of fame and has chosen to start a family with somebody that's like a little more just I don't know, just on the same wavelength. Yeah. Well, I mean, I love this. I love the announcement, love everything about it, good for them. We just wanted to touch on the WMBA a little bit. So the headline, Caitlin Clark, WNBA All-Stars makes CBA statement with pay us, which you owe us shirts. So in the All-Star game, they use the opportunity to make a bold statement to the league walking onto the court for warm-ups and black t-shirts that read pay us, where you owe us. And I'm just like really liking what's happening in women's sports right now.

And I've been seeing even a lot of like fashion. Like women in the tunnel, like doing the like walk. They've got stylists now. Like stuff men historically did, which you don't, you think more women fashion, but like the SB's, the All-Star game,

like I'm just seeing a lot more in my feed, talking about them more. Like I like this. I like what we're seeing. I mean, you can't deny that it just wasn't popular like this years ago. And so I'm really liking it. I hope that equates to more pay.

Go off. Okay. And lastly, Republicans, they are shutting down the House floor to avoid an Epstein vote. So this has been in the news. Obviously, I mean, what even to say about it? It's except everything. But, I mean, I can't, the Epstein stuff, I just, I wanted to include this because, like, let's keep fucking talking about it. Because this is just, like, a big talking point.

I feel like it's what's somehow MAGA and his base trusted him on this, LOL. and so people are melting down and so we wanted to talk about it and now the Republicans have shut down the house floor as we record I don't know I'm always like what else is there to say besides rage and shock but like no I'm not shocked

every five minutes it's like another thing like when we included this I was like I don't know what else I have to say but then it's just like you can't not talk about it right I just I can't believe people thought this man who was like an accused rapist and a sexual predator and who like wanted a pedophile

to be the Attorney General, they were like, we're going to get some transparency on the Epstein stuff. We believed him when he said he was going to release the file. What is happening? Why? You all really believe? This man has been lying in y'all's faces for 10 years. They invited all those influencers to the White House

and gave him the binders, which were just like empty binders full of nothing. Pam Bondi is just crashing out every day. No, and he wrote on this thing, and released the Epstein files and then doing everything in his power to make sure it doesn't happen now. And can I just say,

I was so tired of seeing Donald Trump's cancles in my feed last week. I guess he has this little vein issue. Why are his cancles in my feed? Okay, because someone discovered via that photo with his cancals that he had this vein disease. And I was looking at it like, who's looking? I wouldn't look at his cancals and be like they look different today. You know, like, he's been in on that photo.

They were his hands too. But like, I assumed doing those photos and I was like, it just looks like old man stuff. Yeah. Old men that shouldn't be president at this. I mean, it just looks like old man stuff. I just was like, can we not? chronic venous insufficiency. The John Stewart clip says chronic penis

insufficiency, which is very funny. Okay, well, that's our snack for you guys, a little long for you since we were out last week. And Girls Gotta Eat.com is where you can find us. Girls Gotta Eat Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I'm Ash Hess. Raina is rana. combe at YouTube, of course,

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