The Snack: Commencement Speeches, Cringe Phone Sex, and Kylie's boobs
00:00Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat.This is a Dear Media production.Enjoy.Hi, guys.Hi, guys.Welcome back to The Snack.Welcome back.Another episode.
00:15Here we are.Here we are.I was so late today.I had a situation happen.Tell me what happened.So I just stroke out.I got a text.It wasn't even anything important.
00:28Anyway, so I'm on a constant quest to just get,more plants on my roof. So I bought a couple more birds of paradise, which are pretty big.Yeah. There are $100, the giant big ones. And I was going to have my gardener carry them up to my rooftoday. And so they delivered them yesterday. And I got home. I said, like, please push it inside the gate.And his delivery guy didn't. He left it in front of my house. And these are so huge. I can't move them.Yeah. Like I can't even like, it was, I wish, like, I'm glad no one saw me. I was like on my knees trying to push it through my gate. I couldn't get it tomove. It's so big. So Iwas like, whatever, my garden, I'll grab it.
01:07So I went outside this morning and it was gone.And it's not like an easy thing to steal.It's humongous. Right.I mean, it's taller. It's taller than you.It's a giant plant.Like a bird of parodies, you guys know what it is. It's just like apunch tree with like a hundred leaves. Put a picture on the screen.Well, I have pictures. I'm going to show you. Okay. Okay. And I'm like,
01:24God fucking damn it. And I see the like that somebody has dragged it down the block.And I'm like, where did this go? So I follow the.The trail?trail. Not the literal breadcrumbs. And I see that my neighbors have it in their yard.No. Inside of their gate. Like up two steps inside their gate. Wait, like not the neighbor that yousort of share the property with. Like neighbors down the street. The house on the other side of them.So two houses over. Some like not someone, I'll bring it in for her. It's my point.No. I'm just saying. These are separate fucking people. If it was my one, my neighbor directly next to me. Yeah. But like also, there's
02:03I don't like I'll bring it in.No, I know that.I'm just saying.These are restrained randoms.I wouldn't have left a plant outside that was movable.Like, I live in Venice, people go from trash at night.I was like, no one's going to steal this.It's humongous.
02:16It's just like a 300 pound plant.They had to drag it down the street, up their steps through their gate, and it's juston their lawn.But like, they didn't hide it.Well, so they thought you were getting rid of it.Is this on?Is anybody ever, is anyone listening?Well, they should have asked me.
02:34They know me.I know, but it was overnight?It was overnight, but it's in good shape.I'm not defending.I'm just saying, I don't think they stole it.They thought you were getting rid of it.That's an interesting theory.You're probably correct.
02:47But they know me.Like, they could have been like this giant,yeah, it's a young couple.Like, I don't talk to them all the time,but I say hello to them every morning.Yeah, I really don't think it was that let's steal her plant.It was like, how could this bitch get rid of this?I don't know, let's take advantage.
03:01Because I've taken stuff off the street.It's free on the street.It also wasn't on the street.It was on the sidewalk.I banked it into the bamboo.I pushed it against the bamboo.Regardless, I just think if something's outside your house, you are trying to get rid of it.Okay.
03:16Well, they know me.So they could have just asked, right?Did you go over there?Yeah, I went over there because I was going to be like, why the fuck do you take my plant.Yeah.Well, I wouldn't say it in that tone.Can you imagine?Oh, no.
03:27Yeah, this looks like it's giving trash because it's also not in a pot yet.Well, because they delivered.I haven't put it in a pot yet.I am not victim blaming me.I'm not victim blaming you.I'm trying to simmer you down because I would be so furious and I would need somebody to tellme like they didn't do this as theft.Well, it's unlike them.
03:49Like there are like a nice young couple and I was like, this feels weird.Like they see me every day and say hello to me.It would be weird to steal something off my property.You haven't spoken to them.No, I went over and I run the doorbell a bunch of times.They're always home.I could hear them in the house.They did not come to the door.
04:03And so I sent my gardener over there to steal it back.Well, no, it's weird.It's weird to not ask me, but I sent my gardener over there.I sent him some photos.And I was like, here's the gate and the house number.And please go steal his back.And did he say yes?Yes, back in my house right now.
04:22The way that this is man, you hired a house to find a body.Now you know, this is his test to see if he'll help you commit crimes.I was like, can you go over there today?He was like, I got you.This is like the soft launch into you guys becoming a crime duo.The next thing you know, you're robbing the neighbors.It's your friends and neighbors come to life.I said, is it done?
04:43He said, you're welcome.It's done.It's been handled.Raina, you need to see what else you can get your gardener to steal from your neighbor's porches.This is how it starts.You guys heard it here first.Raina is John Hamm.Also, I would never send, like, an innocent party over to someone's house.
05:02to like get in trouble.It's handled.Oh, this is hilarious.It's me texting with him is what made me laugh.The hardest I'm setting him photos.Like, here's the location and the address.Go get it.Don't get this?
05:17This is how it starts.He's like, I got you.I mean, it's like, L.A., everyone's hot.Of course my gardener's hot.Everyone's hot.My gardener's kind of sexy too.You guys text?No.
05:28Not at all.I have to like go through the homeowner if I needed something done.But yeah.Oh, right, because I am the homeowner.Yeah.Yeah.Yeah, he texts me and he was like, it's been handled and I was like, lock the gate on your way out.Okay, and I'll hit you for the next job.
05:42I'll be in touch about the next step.I also wouldn't have set up a total stranger to like get in trouble.I think there's plausible deniability.If he goes over there, he has the text message or somebody's like, what are you doing on my property?He'll be like, like, my person told me to steal it from your property.When the cops show up, he's like, this girl texted me.That's what saves it from being.No, it's not like a warrant.
06:05That's what John Hamda.The cops show up.He's like, somebody texted me a photo of this watch.He said it was there.Go get it.Okay.Well, we're going to get into it.Let's thank our partners really quick.
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07:59So there was a case in Texas. It was between these two influencers and one. One,One girl, her name is Sidney Sloniker.She's an influencer, and she accused a fellow content creator of stealing her vibe, essentially.It's her clean girl vibe.And she provided receipts, and a lot of the photos do look similar.However, in this realm, as many realms are, there's a lot of parallel thought.It's just beige.It's just beige.
08:28She's like, you stole my beige, bitch?Well, one of them is, like, I posed in this, the skim's dress that everybody has,and she's like, then she stole the aesthetic of the photo.It's like, but every girlie on the internet has this photo in this skin dress.It's so crazy to be that beige and basic and accuse someone of stealing.Well, she knew the girl.So the, okay, this is just like a petty fight.Yes, but the, so the details in the cases, they were friendly and they've gone out a few times.
08:56And then the one girl blocked her.So she's saying, like, she blocked me to, like, steal my vibe.So she's like spying on her with her fintz and stealing all her shit.Yes, to steal her shit.And I mean, most of the time I would say this does boil down to just parallel thought.And this is just.But it could also be stealing.But can you, I guess the question and why this made headlines was can you patent a vibe?
09:21Yes.When it's just all beige neutral, the same skim's dress, whatever the fuck everybody has, my answer is no.It's hard to prove.This is an artwork, you know.It's very hard to prove.And it's like you've seen a lot of influencers start, I will not name them, start clothing lines and smallercreators say you stole my designs essentially.And that's easier to prove.
09:41The lawsuit was about the digital millennial copyright act violation.And it's really hard to prove.And essentially she dropped the case because she's a new mom.And she said, I don't have like a million dollars to go to court.But it's like, you shouldn't have started this shit to begin with.It's like what a completely inefficient use of time and money.in all of that time she spent and money she spent,she could have just come up with something original
10:05instead of suing someone for a ribbon off her beige.Yeah, I hate to hate on her for it.It's just, it's a waste of your time, I think.People have definitely copied our vibe in terms of what the podcast isand the colors and the tone.And it's like, I'm not going to waste money suing those people.I'm just going to get bigger and better and hotter.100%.
10:26I mean, I, you know, I'm big on originality and especially,doing stand-up comedy. Like, there's definitely parallel thought, you know, like we were actuallytalking about the current fiance thing, which was a thing that popped into my head. I'd never heardit before. And then someone sent us this actor comedian named Yuley Morzan, who is so funny.You guys should check him out. And he's been doing the current husband things forever. And people werelike, oh, this is the person who started. I'm like, oh, great to know. I'll check him out. We'refollowing each other now. You know, like, that's just an example. And of course, some people want to carrytorches for you rip this off.
11:00It's like, I had no idea.I'd never seen this before.I thought in my world, I came up with this.Also, we're not monetizing that statement.We're not doing anything and we're not making merch.Like, it was a thing we cut a reel about, you know.It's like, that's different too.Because it would be different if we were like, you know what, we're going to actually
11:13say we made this up and like we're going to monetize and capitalize on it.And she's saying I'm monetizing because I use these shop my legs.Shop my life.And they like to know lengths and then she was copying it and selling all the same thing asas her.But to that, I also say like when I was designing like the interior of my house recently,I was getting served like hundreds of TikToks and Instagram rails a day of like Amazon Fines and Westown and everything.And every single influencer, when I tell you like, I mean, I have a certain vibe I like it is this beige white look.
11:41Every influencer had the exact same candles linked, the same rugs, the same tables.Like I have seen the exact, every person has sold the exact same 20 things over and over and over again.And they couldn't sue each other.What are you going to do about it?Right.And like you said, I mean, perfect example is when like some of these big designers like literally steal,designs and that feels like provable and like worth your time if you want to take it to court and a lotof times they can't they don't have the money or the time or the resources which is just like a real shame
12:08but anyway so their cases dropped I thought it was hilarious just keep on going with your beigeaesthetic take care of your kid let's not worry about this yeah and just keep it movingBlake lively dropped claims against Justin Baldoni of affliction of emotional distress soshe didn't drop the whole case because that's sort of what it sounds like initially she justdropped a couple of pieces of it.Basically,Justin Baldoni's lawyer said,well, prove it.
12:34Prove this caused emotional distress.Provide your like therapy receipts.And she was just,she just dropped it.She was like,I can't and I won't.Right.I mean, it really is crazy.
12:44I mean,her lawyer's statements are just making it seemlike this is newsthat have been blown out of proportionand we're just trying to streamline things.And the fact of the matter is they were like,we need receipts from your doctor.Because this isn't fair otherwise.
12:58just like prove it. It's fine. You just got to prove it. She was like, I can't prove it. And there's,her lawyers are saying like she's obviously been under a lot of stress and she's been harassedand bullied now and all of this. And it's like, that's fair. But to say someone like was sodamaging to your mental health and stuff, I, I do feel like that's a claim that you need to backup in some way. Yeah, there's two sides of this, right? Like, of course you, you are suffering emotionaldistress. Of course you are. But in order to monetize that and sue somebody,you do have to prove it.That's just how the world works.
13:31And I mean,not everybody that deals with something,I want to be clear,especially a woman that is dealt with any sort of like harassment or attackor assault by a man reports it or even goes to therapy.But I understand this case is like a little bit differentbecause people are questioning her in the first place.And like,
13:50is there anything you have that can prove?Like I would wonder if like text messages would count.You know,like if you were really a woman,let's say something really bad happened to you when you were completely spiraling,but you never went and saw a doctor about it for whatever reason,which is understandable and happens all the time.Like, do you have texts and emails to your friends and your family?
14:10Like, I think there's other ways to prove it,but with the magnitude of this case, they're like,Blake lively didn't talk to her therapist about it.You know what I mean?I mean, you and I stand by believe women,and this is why tons of assaults don't get reported.totally.But in this specific instance.
14:31Yeah, they're like, we're going to need to some receipts.Yeah, this also, by the way, like you have discredited yourself over and over and over again.Right.So at this point, like, you have said things to the contrary.There's been things on film that prove that you have a questionable relationship to the truth.Well, you know, we'll see what happens in March 2026, count down the days.Okay.And then we have some presidential pardons, which we don't want to give too much energy.
14:58an air to them. But Donald Trumppardoned the Crisleys. This is kind of a week old news at this point. We'renot going to dive too much into it. I mean, this is a reality TV family,the Crisly family. I used to watch it. I thought they were funnyway back in the day. I now don't watch anymore and I don'tkeep up with them. And they were evading taxes, butlike way more than that. I mean, they were really committing fraud. They were defraudingbanks, like what, upwards of $30 million.
15:24So bank fraud, wire fraud, tax evasion,conspiracy to defraud the United States up to $30 million.They were depleting the funds that came in and using it to fund their lifestyle.These Christians.They falsified, yes, these Christians.Let's remember the Christians don't want to pay their fair share and give back to the community.They stole $30 million and then they filed for bankruptcy walking away from a $20 million lump sum of unpaid loans.They just defrauded everybody around them.
15:53They defrauded their associates, their business partners, their clients, their clients.their clients.You should be in prison for this.And then they got on television.They were printing money.And though in 2022, they were convicted on multiple federal charges.He was supposed to serve 12 years.She was supposed to serve seven.
16:09And they served three.Yeah.I mean, the president's a criminal.So that's one thing.Everybody's criminals here.He's going to pardon other white Republican criminals.I don't know.This wasn't as big a deal to me.
16:26as the other people he's pardoned, and I'll keep this brief, but, I mean, you look at the list ofpeople he pardoned from January 6th, violent criminal, not just violent from storming the capital,abusers of women, abusers of children, he helped get the Tate brothers back in the country.Like, the people he's pardoned, these are the least of my worries.I mean, I hate this. These people are criminals, but I'm like, I can't waste energy on this.Like, I don't want to see Savannah Crisley in my feet in a MAGA hat acting like she's ElleWoods one more time, but this was just like par for the court.to me. And like, if we're going to talk about the criminals, Donald Trump is pardoning,
17:01let's talk about the actual people who were like violent in their communities, many of whichfrom January 6th are already back in jail. Right. Why? Abuse, weapons, all the things. Go off. I totallyagree. Also, why is the president of the United States wasting his time on this? This was a relativelystraightforward tax fraud and evasion and bankruptcy case. Like, it was provable. There was receipts.There are laws against this. All these people that,they harmed and then lived this great lifestyle in the face of all those people.Very, very straightforward and provable and there was receipts.So why are we wasting our time on this?
17:35And it's because he likes them and they've supported him and their daughter spoke at theRepublican National Convention in 2024, supporting him.And all you have to do is just say like he's a great guy and he'll pardon you.Yeah.It's all the takes.So that brings us to Diddy.So he has said that he's just talking about pardoning Diddy in his limited vocabulary,Larry, I'll see what the facts are, this and that.
17:58Like, I don't even know what would happen if he pardoned this, like, true abuser, monster,sexual predator.But you know who had to step in?50 cent.The hero we need.I never knew.This is not on my bingo card.50 cents had some questionable politics.
18:17People, I don't know if I don't want to misspeak.But years ago, I remember him kind of voicing some support for Trump, just about tax.or something.So basically 50 set is like, I'll reach out.I'll talk to him about it.And he's not going to talk to Donald Trump about the crimes of Diddy and how terriblethis would be for women, for victims, survivors of any of this.It's that Diddy has talked shit on Trump in the past.
18:47And 50 is going to remind him of that.It sounds so stupid, but I promise you this will work.Like, there's no.There is no doubt in my mind that 50 cent is going to be like,I have a text message where he talks shit on you.And Donald Trump will go so.Donald Trump will get him a death penalty.Like, he will go so far in the other direction.
19:07No, he said, 50 said, he did he said some really bad things about Trump.I'm going to reach out.Donald doesn't take while to disrespect and doesn't forget who chooses to go against him.He doubled down in a second post.I mean, listen, again, like it sounds like 50s.like, you know, me and, me and Donald are boys.I'm going to talk to him, which I don't love that either, but I'm team 50, no matter what,on this.
19:29Anything to go against Diddy.Oh, my God.I mean, he's just like, I will saddle up to Donald Trump.I'm just going to remind him, he talks shit on him one time.Donald's probably like, I think you should run jail.Oh, it's so sick.Okay.So that brings us to its graduation season.
19:50I guess it's past graduation season.It took me a second because I kept seeing this news of commencement speeches by the third.I heard a third one. I was like, what is with all these commencement speeches? It was May.It was May. Did you have anybody of note at yours? I went to Indiana University. He was a host onNPR was who spoke of mine. I was fighting for my life with a hangover. I was texting my family.Yeah, you know the story. I forgot to give him my name card. It was a whole thing. I was like definitelystill drunk at graduation and like was fighting for my life. I was texting my parents to see if theycould see an exit near where I was sitting, but I could like try to get some water or something.
20:28I was like in a dark place.I don't remember anything.But Matt's, my brother, went to University of Delaware and he played football there.I was on a full scholarship.And Jill Biden spoke at his.Oh, wow.So I was also very hungover at his, but still coherent enough to see Jill speak.So that was really nice.
20:45But we wanted to do some highlights from this year's graduation season commencement speeches,some really great advice.And then some also incoherent rambling.Yes, we're going to build towards that.I really like my shirt today.My boy's lie shirt.I just I wore it because of like,oh,
21:00well,my shirt is on my shop.My shirt is for free people and you guys can shop my shop my link.It's the first thing of probably seven or eight links that's made me a dollar.Free people is the number one thing I make money off of.They like fund my rent.It's crazy.I can say I own a house.
21:18I don't pay rent.Okay, well, shop Ashley, shop my shop my after you shop at mine.After you shop at mine.I don't even have it anywhere.No one's going to know.Well, where is your?Oh, your link tree?You're going to have me with a link tree.
21:27Oh, girl, I'm linked tree of a highlight.I have highlight of outfits.If you guys ever care about what I'm wearing.I have an Instagram highlight of all my outfits.So they are in there.Thanks.Okay.Well, you're right.
21:36They are.They're in there.Scroll to the end because I'm new to shop my.Okay.So let's go through these.Are you going to kick them off?Kick them all off.Kick them off.
21:44Okay.So we had Jennifer Coolidge.Can you imagine?Jennifer Coolidge at your graduation.I would listen to her read the alphabet.I would literally, I would listen to do anything.Jennifer Coolidge at Emerson College.And a quote that stood out from her commencement speech was,
21:58when you find the thing that you want to do,I really want to highly recommend,just frigging go for it.You really have to be.You're way better than me.You really have to psych yourself up.Do you want to read this in her voice?Let's restart.
22:11Okay.Talk to people.Get introduced to new people.Find the people that you think are interesting.And then ask.Raina, this is that's a different person.I'm on the wrong one.Keep this.
22:22Okay.Sound like her.I have to just start it.Just frigging.go for it. Just frigging go for it. You really have to psych yourself up into bleeding absurdpossibilities and you have to believe that they are not absurd because there's nothing foolish oraccidental about expecting things that are unattainable for yourself. It's really good, but it'smixing Jennifer Coolidge with your ex-stepmom from Texas. You think it sounds like Texas-y?
22:48Your daddy loves me so much. I mean, 90% of the time you're done. You're daddy. Okay, so that wasJennifer Coolidge. I really like that. Just like you got to psych yourself up and you just have to go for it is thetakeaway. Just do it. Just do it. Yeah, Nike said it best. Jessica Livingston, co-founder of startup accelerator Y,Combinator spoke at Bucknell. And she said, talk to people, get introduced to new people, find the people that you think areinteresting and then ask what they're working on. And if you find yourself working at a place where you don't like the people,get out. She also advised the class of 2025 that you can reinvent yourself at any time. If you want to,you can just decide to shift gears at this point. And no one's going to tell you,you can't. You can just decide to be more curious or more responsible or more energetic and no one's
23:29going to look up your college grades and say, hey, wait a minute, this person's supposed to be a slacker.I love that. Also just lie. No one looks up your college transcripts. I'm kidding. They might.No one looks at, okay, listen. It depends on what field you're in, but no one looked at mine.You know that I never graduated college, right? Like, I, if you guys don't know, I went to Indiana Universityfor four years. I walked in graduation. I had one class to finish. I had to finish microeconomics,and they were like, clearly she'll do it this summer.So let her just walk into graduation.I fucked my boyfriend Justin all summer and never went to that class.
24:03And I do not have a college degree because of it.And it's on my resume.And I remember my mom being like, no one's going to hire you.Everybody's going to look this up.No one's ever looked it up.I worked at Amazon.I worked at Groupon.This is crazy.
24:15What I'm really saying to you guys is don't graduate from college.No, but I also graduated before the internet.So different times.And I'm sure it's easier to check.But that was I use first.mistake. Let her walk. Let her cook. No. She's going to fucking us in all summer and get wasted.Oh my God. I fucked it up. Let her walk is crazy. Nope.Well, they were like, she's paid for the class. So I'd already paid for the summer class.
24:41They were like, surely this girl did not, is not going to throw away our college degree over onecredit. Yeah. Oh, watch me.Did you get a diploma? No. I'm not. I'm not.college graduate. I just walked. Okay. Right. Obviously,wouldn't have a diploma. But they let youparticipate. They let me participate. They let mebuy the cap and gown. I mean, honestly, mymom for years and she's right, she was like, you should contact
25:04Indiana, tell them who you are, what you've done with your career,and ask for an honorary degree. Ask for them to just like,oh yeah, you could speak a graduation. I would loveto speak of graduation. Then you get the honorary degree.That's how you get the degree.Don't they do that? I'm still in debtfrom going to college there. I pay the loans off.Yeah, if you go to Indiana University
25:22or you know, you're in charge there, just let me know.My mom would love it if I got a college degree.Well, and again, like, we're just kidding.But, I mean, I don't know that places really are out here calling colleges, but they might be.And this was definitely a different time.I mean, I entered the workforce in 2005.Well, you're talking, I'm talking more than 20 years ago.The internet's just like a different place today.
25:42I just know for certain my first internship that would then lead me wherever.And then I feel like after you have a job, no one looks back at your college.They look at your past job experience.I don't think anyone ever checked with Clemson.Not that I lied.I graduated 3-9, Summa Cum Laude.Oh, okay.Yeah.
25:57I just want to know that somebody has job experience.That's more important to me.Today, you could spend 12 seconds Googling in my graduate of Indiana University.You could find out I'm not.Yeah.Okay.You want to hit the next one?Yes.
26:07Okay.This is author and tech journalist Stephen Levy spoke to graduates at Temple, and he said,you do have a great future ahead of you no matter how smart, capable, chat, GPT, Claude, Gemini.And here is the reason.You have something that no computer can ever have.It's a superpower, and every one of you has it in abundance.The Lords of AI are spending hundreds of billionsto make their models think like accomplished humans.
26:27You have just spent four years at Temple Universitylearned to think is accomplished humans.The difference is immeasurable.I love that.So relevant.Yes.I have been reading a lot about like what colleges are doing to like skirt around AI.There's a good article in New York Magazine this month.
26:40I can't imagine like being a kid today like writing papers and doing stuff with AI.I just I wonder what this will do to critical thinking.Yeah.I mean I don't know how much I like grew from the ability to like write a paper.deeper intellectually, like about that subject matter, but being forced to, like, researchand learn things, like, get, I just critical thinking skills. Yeah. Writing skills. Yeah. Andlike Courtney Kardashian is out here saying, like, school is overrated. Don't get me started. Weshould talk about that to a later date. It's kind of, it's kind of old news now. Okay. And then we had
27:12Kermit the Frog at the University of Maryland. So Jim Henson went to the University of Maryland.Oh, I didn't know. Okay. Got it. And it was just like really so cute. So the main quote,Kermit said, as you prepare to take this big leap into life,here's a little advice if you're willing to listen to a frog.Rather than jumping over someone to get what you want,consider reaching out your hand and taking the leap side by sidebecause life is better when we leap together.Oh my God.
27:37I feel like that applies to us.Like doing this together.And he said something really funny in this speech.You didn't pull this quote.Oh, no.What's the other quote?He highlighted the importance of embracing individualityand building diverse communities referencing his own eclectic group of friends.
27:51What is unique about you should always be shared, and that's why I hang out with a bear, a pig, a penguin, a prawn, and whatever Gonzo is.Gonzo caught astray.Oh, whatever.What is Gonzo?A bear.What gonzo was a bear?That's fuzzy.Fuzzy was a bear is a totally different thing.
28:15No, no, no.What's the bear?Curvett's bear.I see it in my head and I don't.Fossey.Fuzzy bear.Fossi.See, I was close.
28:24Also Fuzzy was a bear.was he was a bear. Isn't that so sweet and like heartwarming? Okay. We're going to take a turn fromheartwarming. Lastly, we had Donald Trump at West Point who wanted it. I'm sure some of themwanted it, but I found the whole transcript online. I mean, insane. You know, I mean, he has such alimited vocabulary. It's like painful in the way he speaks. It's just like, it's, you know, like nails on achalkboard. He commended them for getting rid of DEI. He commended them for getting rid of clubs thatuplift minorities and marginalized communities. Yeah, talks about, he talked about immigrants andI think trans people even. He just really took shots to everybody, of course. But at one point,
29:04Trump began talking about different contacts from the real estate world. This is just paraphrasingbecause it was like very long for him to even get to a point, a point, I say in quotes.He mentioned William Levitt, who was credited with creating what we now think of as the modernsuburb and the tremendous amount of money he made. But Trump bemoaned when he sold his company and he hadnothing to do. Levin ended up getting a divorce and found a new wife. And then his quote is,could you say a trophy wife? I guess we can say a trophy wife. It didn't work out too well,but it doesn't, and that doesn't work out too well, I must tell you. A lot of trophy wives,it doesn't work out. But it made him happy for a little while at least. But he found a new wife.
29:40He sold his little boat and he got a big yacht. And then I just threw one in for good measure.We're going to have the best missiles. We already do, drones and much, much more. And earlier this week,I think you'll like this.I announced that we are officially buildingall in America,made in America,designed in America.We're the only ones that could do it.
29:56All the only ones.Never heard of other country making missiles.We're the only ones that with the great technologywe're building the golden dome missile defense shieldto protect our homelandand to protect West Point from attack,specifically West Point.And it will be completed before I leave office.
30:13And you know, you wouldn't think this,but our enemies are very unhappy about it.You've been hearing, you've been reading,why are they doing that well?well, we're doing it because we want to be around for a long time.That's why we're doing it.Do you think his speechwriters are like, oh, no, he's gone rowing again.Speech writers?
30:30What speechwriters?I think he just, like, snorts a line and goes up there.Okay, a couple things about this.Shaming someone else for having trophy wives is one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.He has had three wives.He has left all of them.All of them are models, by the way.And all of them he's left for the next younger model.
30:48Yeah.It's crazy to shame another person.Literally.Like, is the trophy wife in the room?room with us. And then, so I was like, surely there must be a connection between him and WilliamLevitt. He didn't just go rogue and pick a random person. Surely. So I asked chat GBTBT, what is theconnection between West Point, Donald Trump, and William Levitt? Because I was like, maybe WilliamLevitt has a connection to West Point. Donald Trump and Levitt, it's framed as a lens for life
31:12lessons. He has no documented personal or business connection with Levitt. So Donald Trump,never been in business with this guy, no connection. Donald Trump and West Point, no connectionat all. Levitt and West Point.There's no known link between WilliamLevin and the Academy. Leavitt served in the Navyduring World War II, but had no militaryacademy background. None of these people have a connection toanything. Yeah, he caught us straight too.
31:33Just a random person.Surely he has picked this guybecause he went here. I mean, do youthink he was just in a fight with Melania?And he was like, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to get up thereand rant about trophy wives? What happened here?Yes, and I think maybe Melaniahad dinner with this guy once.
31:49Polania fucked William Levin.I was just like, I have to understand what the connection is.He just pulled a name out of the sky.He says,he said,I tell this story sometimes.That's what he's prefaced it is saying.I tell this story,
32:03like for what purpose?All of his wives have been modelsthat he traded in for younger models.I know.That's literally a trophy wife.Well,anyway,so we really liked all the class of 25th's commencement speeches,
32:16minus one.And, you know,I'm sure some people at West Point appreciatedthat, but to the others, sorry, sorry about it.Okay, let's just talk about our partners and then we will get back into it.Okay, Father's Day is coming up and what do you get the man who already has everything?Because obviously they have you, you know, and he says he doesn't eat everything.Skip the ties and get your dad something he'll actually be in love with, the aura digital
32:40frame.So my sister-in-law just bought my dad and her dad the aura frames and we were helping them set them uplast week when I was in Pittsburgh.And it was just like, so cute.sweet and like my dad had me like put the app on my phone and so basically what you do these orr framesthey look beautiful it's a digital photo frame wire cutter named it the best digital photo frame and it looksreally beautiful it has unlimited storage so you can put as many photos as you want videos funny memes if you wantreally simple to set it up um so my sister-in-law and i set this up for them but they could have easily
33:12just done it themselves obviously you plug it in and you share so i have the app on my phone and anytime i want tojust like send new photos or specifically my sister-in-law and mybrother want to send photos of the baby and it just sits out in their house and it like just cyclesthrough the photos and it makes my dad so happy and he like texted me and he was like just a reminderto like add some photos. I know it's such a fun thing. I mean it's such a good thing to do for parents andgrandparents but really anybody I have it for my parents and also for my brother and sister-in-law and it'sjust fun that I'll get in the app and throw photos in there to surprise them. It's also a fun thing fora long-distance couple. I feel like we haven't really talked about this but how fun would that be if you're
33:48long distance with your partner and they have it sitting out and you're just throwing nudes up in therebut then i don't know orr frames has access to your nudes so i don't know why that you just but how fun wouldit be just to surprise them with any photos i don't know why we took this there i'm sorry i don't thinkthis is you could send a video also so you know get disgusting with it don't do nudes on orr framesbut i think it's a fun thing for a long distance couple yeah orra has a great deal for father's day forlimited time listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting oraframes.com and get $30 offon their best-selling Carver mat frame. That's A-U-R-A-Frams.com. Promocode G-G-E. Support the show.But mentioning us at checkout, terms and conditions apply. That's it. Check it out.
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37:41probably mid-season, they'll wrap it up.It was hard to watch.It's still hard to watch.I have a hot take on it.So I'm watching season three because you're making me,and we do the show now, and so I want to be in the culture.You didn't watch season two.I skipped it.
37:55Okay.We can't say this enough.It's our favorite show.I've seen every, in Sex and the City.I've seen every episode of Sex and the City probably a dozen times.It's the show that formed us.and inspired us and made us talk more openly about sex and all of the things.So just let's not get a twisted.
38:14This is not that.That's what everyone's internal struggle is.I have to say it every time.So I feel so deeply.I agree with you.I haven't done a rewatch since we started the podcast.I did a rewatch seven years ago, seven and a half years ago.And last night, when the episode ended, it just rolled over to season one, episode
38:31one.So I just started watching it.And I, this is not a hot take, but I was like, this.advice still stands up.Oh my God.It was like phenomenal.Carrie wasn't like totally insufferable yet in the first season.Yeah.
38:43I mean, it's the best show that has ever been made and this could be the worst.I mean,this season is so crazy.And Che Diaz is off the show and they come out of the gate hot with Mirandataking Rosie O'Donnell's nun character's virginity.They were like, let's bring in Rosie and make her,the virgin Mary, literally her name's Mary,make her a nun and have Miranda fucker?
39:12What is happening?And I think people are like,it's a step up from Jane Diaz.People like it more.This like humble nun from the woods of Canadaand Miranda's going to take her a nun virginity.She's so sweet.She wants to go to the M&M store.
39:28Yeah, she quotes wicked.I watched it last night.I have a very hot take about this.And I'm upset to say it.I found it less insufferable than the first season, far less.I found the character is less insufferable.I found the marginally more believable.I felt the dialogue was a little more believable.
39:47I think all around Carrie was less terrible.And I'm upset.Okay.I watch it because it's so cringe.So that's interesting that you said that.I want to reference this Harper's Bazaar article because the title is, is and just like that actually good now.In season three, Carrie and her friends find their stride.I don't agree.
40:08I thought the phone sex heard around the world was one of the most cringe things we've seen in all.Well, I think Miranda getting fingered in the kitchen while Carrie Pete in the Snapple bottle is top.But Aiden's...Aiden licking his hand and juring up is top, top, top for me.More than Miranda getting fingered in the kitchen?That's the top top top.So based on the phone sex alone and Aiden jerking off in his truck, like I can't say that this season is any less cringe.but I wanted to read this to you and see what you thought,
40:37because I actually did like this take,even though I don't know that I agree with the article.So it says, in the original show,terrible hookups with weird strangerswere a narrative device for exploringthe micro-humiliations of seeking human connection.But in AJ LT's first two seasons,the cringometer was dialed up way too high.
40:53There's a difference between awkwardnessfor the sake of comedy or a storyand feeling viscerally uncomfortable,horrifying scenes like the finger blasted in the kitchen,Che Diaz, what I just referenced,or Charlotte mixing up two black peopleat a dinner party. Oh, I forget that was brutal.Makes the viewer experience almost feel
41:07masochistic, creating the feeling thatwe should be cringing for the show as a whole rather thanthe specific situation in season three.They're getting closer to finding the cringesweet spot.We'll see. It's too early to tell.So why I feel sad about this is like, I preferthe cringe because I actually don't think this is good.
41:26I don't think it's good. I don't enjoy it.I still think that these women seem like they are frozenin a capsule in time, not these causation.Apollet, New York City, like, bad bitches.Like, Charlotte's, I don't even know what happened.Her entire, like, arc is this dog.She's just some, like, Upper East Side Idiot with this dog.Like, she has no other personality trait.
41:48She doesn't even, I seem to understand, like, gender or race.And they've just boiled her down to this.And, like, it was really jarring to watch her in the first season because I'm like,this is a gallery.A galarista?A galarist?Yeah.Whatever she was.
42:01She's like an art dealer.A person.All these people just seemed to.like, I don't like the characters.This is not a good show.And so now they've removed some of the terrible cringe.And I'm like, what do we have left?That's such a great call.
42:11And it's weird.It's like they're either giving you what they decide, I guess, is shock value with a none sex scene or whatever, not that they really showed it.Or it's so boring.It's Charlotte's dog and carries something in her house is beeping.I don't know.And I'm like, that's not the experience of women.of this age, their lives don't have to be such boring storylines or these shocking, cringesituations.
42:42You never thought Miranda would be the most interesting person on the show.I mean, she was the least fan favorite of the first go-around.And now at least she's like exploring something new, getting divorced, or not to be a parent,exploring her sexuality.She's the most interesting.And I really liked Seema.I still like Seema.But her, the acting on that felt crazy.
43:02That guy probably played into it, but their dynamic, I'm like, what, it feel like it brought Seema's character down.That was such a corny storyline with the scouting for the location and the way they, I don't know.This guy, a friend of mine, his name is Tim.He messaged me about it and he had the funniest line.He said, you've got to respect their commitment to catering exclusively to the hate watchers.But they're not anymore.They were like, it's time to make this show good.It can never be good.
43:32I hate it.And then Lisa is like the cool factor in the show.She like hosted dinner at Red Rooster.None of those women are hoffing it up to Harlem.I don't believe it.But she hosts this dinner at Red Rooster.But she's wearing this thing around her neck.We'll put it up on the screen.
43:46It's these giant balls.My friend's mom said, didn't we see that at Home Goods last week?Oh, I said if Home Goods made anal beads.Oh yes.You did too.Melanie's mom said, I saw this at Home Good last week.Like a ball.In a ball.
43:57It's the stuff you buy like at a country mart that you put in a bowl.And Carrie's hat looked like,mushroom from Mario Kart, like that giant hat.We'll put it on the screen.It does feel like they're trolling us.And I liked last season because Aiden came back.And now Aiden has just completely given me the ick.I never thought I would miss Big.
44:17At least Big could have phone sex.They would kill it.Well, they did.Yes.Like the big phone sex was a real storyline.I had phone sex with Big last night.Like compare those two scenes.Also, like, why did Carrie need to tell him she faked it?
44:31So what are we doing here?I'm all about honesty and a relationship,but telling someone you faked an orgasm during phone sex,what's the point?No, it's not a teachable moment.That's me and Aiden's thing.Honesty.Oh, what a hot take.
44:43Did you cheat on them?And then you asked Carrie's in this huge house,and I had to explain to you how she got the housebecause you didn't watch last season.And Miranda's in an Airbnb.Isn't that your best friend?Raina, can you imagine if you're a huge house?Obviously, you're in it alone,
45:00and I'm just in an Airbnb.You don't even let me come over.No, it's crazy.Why is she in this giant house?Nobody lives in a home like that.It's so like unlike the character.I think they'll put her back in her apartment,which is going to kill me.
45:11Oh, they have to put her back in the apartment.She's going to buy the apartment for a seventh time.Yeah.Because she can't get the Simply Safe to work.The ad for Simply Save was so funny.Oh, that's right.It was Simply Safe.Because it was her fridge in that Tribeca apartment.
45:26Whatever.It's just.Anyway, it's back and I'll be watching.I don't know if you're going to continue.I'm going to, I'm waiting for them to make.Make it cringe again.Make it just like that cringe again.Okay.
45:37For the right reasons.Let's wrap it up with some headlines.There's a lot.So we'll try to speed through these.Yeah.So Taylor Swift buys back the rights to her masters.This was my entire feed.It was a really huge deal.
45:50What had happened was Scooter Braun had sold all of the masters to a larger holdingcompany.She was not even allowed to like bid on it.The base we're just like, no.And she has been in this fight to get it back.And I was just curious, like, how common is this?Like, why don't artists just, like, own their own music?But, like, to get some of it back, and then she re-recorded some, right?
46:11Because, like, I'm confused.So she recorded four, she re-recorded four albums, and she called them Taylor's version.No, I agree.No, I'm right.Don't talk to me like that.You're not Taylor's stand like I am.Oh, come on.Okay.
46:24And I don't know if you knew that it was four, and then she stopped.Okay.So she re-recorded four albums when you look them up, they're Taylor's version.And so there's two different things.There's publishing rights and master's rights.Publishing rights are for the song writing itself, so the lyrics, and there's master rights, the actual recordings of the song.So most artists write their songs and retain some publishing rights, but recording labels almost always own the masters, especially for new artists in exchange for upfront investment and promotion.So even the biggest artists, and there's been some big cases, Kanye West as well, where the publishing house owns them and they can do anything they want.
46:55They can sell it into a movie and things like that.Yeah. She didn't want it in the hands. But this is very common, even if you have decades of,of music, which she does.And this is important because it changeslike a precedent for other people.So the artists like Frank Ocean, Chance the Rapper,Billy Elish and Megan the Stallionhave negotiated better deals following stuff like this.
47:15People used to get so much more fucked than they even do now.Yeah, so they're saying the rise of independent music platformsand social media artists have more leverage than they used to.And you used to see people like Taylor Swift or Jessica Simpson,Britney Spears, people that started really, really young,that just they would have taken anything who wouldn't.But these record labels,stay.
47:32I own you forever.Something just washed over me and I'm like really embarrassed, but I'm going to say it.And we'll see if it stays because I think I'm going to get dragged for this.But it's fine because I don't consider myself like a huge Swifty.But I just realized that when everybody is talking about reputation TV, is she going to announcereputation TV, reputation TV this, is she going to announce it this that it meansreputation Taylor's version.And this whole time I thought it was some project.
48:00I'm not going to be funny you because I think.think that's like a normal thing to think. It just hit me. Obviously, she stopped at reputation,which is... She said she didn't really want to re-sing those songs. Well, and I like the memes oflike she didn't want to re-s sing about her ex. I love reputation. My favorite album is1989 and then reputation. But it just hit me where I was like, what is Reputation TV? Is she supposedto start a TV channel? And this whole time, it means Taylor's version. I'm not going to make fun of youfor this. I think that's a pretty common thing to probably think. I think that like you keep hearing TV, TV, TV,Okay, thank you.
48:32I think that a lot of people might think that.Okay, thanks.I appreciate it.So she will not be doing reputation TV, is the point.She doesn't have to now.She spent $360 million to own this.And she thanked her fans and said, basically, you know,you came to the Erez tour and you allowed me to make this money to buy this back.
48:51And it will hopefully set a president for future.Precedent, by the way, not president.I know what I'm saying.President.It'll set a president.Okay.So Sidney is selling her bathwater.for all the creeps out there.
49:08So it's with a company called Dr. Squatch.It's a male grooming company.I'm going rogue off my phone because my computer died.But it comes out tomorrow, like soon this week, I think.It drops, limited run.And I'm sure it has like a nice scent, but it has apparently real drops of her bathwater.So she had done this commercial with that company previously.Right.
49:27And people were like, and she was in a bathtub.People were like, I would drink the bath water.Got it.So now they made a soap out of it.it with drops of Sidney's Sweeney'sBecause they couldn't sell a drinkBecause that's too grossThat's disgusting
49:38People would buy itYou could because you could literally drink itBecause I'm sure how many people have saidThey want to drink some hot woman's bath waterIt's giving salt burnYou know what I want thoughIt's like I want somebody like really DNA test one of these soapsBecause I don't believe it
49:50And see if there's really bad waterYou think that she dunked her bodyIn a bunch of water and they saved itWhich is plausibleBut like why notLike I would if I were herIf no matter my level of fameLike I wouldn't not
50:01It feels like that's such a weird scammingmoney grab, but I would be like, I'm going to get in the bath and then take the water.Like, so I just wouldn't feel right about it. Like, I don't think it's any skin off her backto hop in a bath and be like, get the water. But it's not like a bath. Like, they produce likethousands of soaps. How many baths are we talking? I think they probably just technically have likea drop in each soap. And then they have all the sense and the fragrance and whatever else.But I saw a meeting that was so funny. It's like the guy that came up with this at a meeting eitherwas like, I'm about to get fired or promoted.
50:30That's my drop the most fire idea.Hey, here, Dia.Hear me out.Can you like just the record screeches?And then they're just like, yeah, let's do it.I mean, it's a brilliant idea.I'm sure that they got like hundreds of comments being like, I'd drink that bathwater.They're like, the best we can do is a soap.
50:48Okay.And then we have this flight attendant who is an American flight attendant from Philly,but apparently not because they are the most chaotic.It's British Airways.Okay.And there was a flight attendant who stripped naked and was dancing through business.class. It's a British Airways flight attendant. Basically, this person was acting erratic, went intothe bathroom, did a bunch of Coke. This flight on the job. On the job. In the middle of a flight.
51:13We've all been there. It was from San Francisco to London, stripped naked, and then went intobusiness class and did a dance. Happy pride. I mean, I don't believe that it was cocaine. Cokes never made metoo bad. No, I think this person was just living free. Well, but like I'm picturing, was it a man?Right?Yeah, I'm picturing like a very like Beyonce Renaissance-esque, like dance routine.I do want to know what song.Like the moves.Like I would be like hyping it.
51:41Also, I don't know if it was like dick out.Oh, that would be bad.Yes, it's giving American.I want to know what other drugs he was on.I want to know it's song he danced to.Exactly.Break my soul.It's got to be break my soul.
51:54You won't break my soul.And then they talk about quitting your job.He's like, well, I'm about to get fired.It scored it off of here by the plea.So do we know what happened to him?They landed and he was arrested.Okay.But that was that.
52:05But I really want more details.I want to know what song.How long did the routine go?How naked was he?All right.Well, this is a developing story.And speaking of arrests or being held at the airport,Ellen Pompeo was detained for an hour by TSA and a bomb squad over Airwan
52:21Sunflower Seeds.So this is real.She went to Airwan,which is like the most expensive grocery store in the world.It's in L.A.And she was like trying to get her protein in.for the flight and she bought this bag and they said that the chemicals in it set off like a detectorfor bombs in the packaging. This was so insane. You never think Airwant's going to do that to you. Those
52:41have to be the most expensive sunflower seeds. Those are like $20 a bag. Could she sue for this?Like she's a celebrity. She's so rich and famous. I mean, she's been on Grey's Anatomy for 47 seasons.But like could the average person sue for this? Okay. This is crazy. There's two things that play here.Okay.So she missed her flight and she could say this caused me financial distress, this caused me to lose job opportunities because you detained me.But she wasn't detained under false precent.This really did set off and a lot.Oh, no, I know that.
53:13But I'm saying, like, could she come for Airwant?Because they should settle and give her some money because this is actually so crazy.This is bad for them, too.It was really bad press.A lot of going on Airwant, the rats recently.Listen, you'll never convince me.No, I want yesterday.I love Airwine.
53:26I'm going to go right after them.I honestly can't wait to wrap this up.No, I love this.I love this episode.But I don't think so.I think Airwine doesn't say that these are safe, these are flight safe, airport safe.It's not on the packaging guaranteeing that you should be.Raina, food is supposed to be safe.
53:43There is.What are you talking about?Now we have to have like this is bomb squad approved food.Well, they're not.It's not being sold at the airport.So like I think that that company could be like, we didn't guarantee that this was flight safe.That is so funny.So you think if they sold it at Hudson News, we'd have a real case on our hands.
54:02Yes.There's an act and I forget what it's called.It's called like the reasonable use case clause.I'm just making this up.But it's something like that.And basically like if you stand on a chair and it breaks, you can to the company because it is a reasonable use case that you would stand on a chair.A lot of people stand on chairs to reach stuff.So like you could say, well, chairs aren't meant to be stood on.
54:23They're meant to be sat on.But like reasonably you would stand on a chair.Right.So reasonably you would walk this through an airport.Okay.So you could see.Okay.And lastly, Kylie this morning, as we record, admits to having fake boobs, which obviously she does,
54:41but the Kardashian Jenner's have not typically admitted to all of their plastic surgery.The big stuff, they really don't.I researched it and I'll read you all.I know.I love it.And who knew that this would cement Kylie's status as favorite Kardashian-Gener?because I feel like she really is now.After the Knicks games and with being on court side with her boyfriend, Timothy Shalame,
55:04and then they noticed in her suitcase that she had this fancy Knicks-themed lingerie.And she's just so cute with him.I mean, I think they're so adorable.And everything has just made her seem so likable lately.And this is crazy.And then she posted the Sex and the City clip of Samantha saying, I only get laid when the Knicks win.Yes.She reposted this TikTok of Samantha Jones saying like,
55:26she dated this crazy sports fan.And the fact that she, like, retweeted that.So she is the most followed Kardashian-Gener by a long shot,way more than Kim.And you actually had an interesting take on this years ago.So I was trying to understand, like,why do people love her so much you don't know anything about her?Like, you probably know the least about her of anybody on that show.
55:45And your take was like, that's why people can kind of project their own ideals onto her.But she is being so likable now.And somebody, just a random person posted, like, Kylie Jenner,tell me how to get the type of boobs you have.just like somebody with no followers.Oh, yeah.And she left a comment and said 445 CCs, moderate profile, half under the muscle, silicone.Hope this helps.
56:04I mean.She said the doctor.Is Garth Fisher the doctor?Oh, that's the doctor.I assume.I assume.This is iconic.Yes.
56:11The Kardashians have, as you said, famously denied any plastic surgery.And so I looked it up to see, like, who is admitted to any of it.So in terms of butt implants and boob implants, none of them, butt implants, for all the girls,none of them admitted it.Courtney Kardashian has always said that she has breast implant.She's always confirmed that.Chloe very recently a couple years ago admitted that she had an augmentation with a smallimplant.
56:36But none of them have outright like really claimed to have any work done until this.The BBL's fat transfers, whatever you want to call them.It's just so crazy to me.I just can never believe that they don't own up to it because it looks insane and sodisproportionate.So I like that she's at least owning up to this.And I like that these celebrities are just saying.stuff in the comments. We were talking about this with Chris Shell last week. They're just responding
56:59to random people and just with all their secrets. And this is just really made her such a queen.If I was so famous, you know you'd have to reel me in. I just, I stay trolling accounts.I just like to leave a little cute stuff on like accounts so that our listeners can like look andcomment back. I comment on Bradley Thor is like my favorite. He's so sexy. But I like to like leavecomments for our listeners to see. And it's always in good fun and positive. But I say troll.I don't mean that.Garth Fisher, Raina, he is right down the street in Beverly Hills.So I just, like, she tagged the doctor.
57:32That's crazy.You know, I got a few DMs today.I think people were like, let's talk about plastic surgery.I've never gate kept who did my nose.But while we're here, Dr. of Chinsky in Short Hills, New Jersey, find a better nose than me.You can't.You can't.You can't.
57:47That's the one thing that's perfect about my face and it's fake.But Dr.of Chinsky, plastic surgery of Short Hills did my nose if anyone cares.445 CCs moderate profile, half under the muscle.It's the best nose job I've ever seen in my life.It's crazy.But yeah, she has really cemented herself.It's just like cool, fun, light.
58:05She's like obsessed with her boyfriend.She's like being cool and fun.They're so cutie.And like the way she is with him, like reminds me how I am with my fiance.Like I'm always hanging on him and you wouldn't guess that really.And like her court side with him and she's got her both her arms are wrapped around him.I would all send my fiance to those TikToks and he's like, yeah, this is you.Just always.
58:23And he loves it.But anyway, okay, well those are your headlines and that's your snack.This is the most research I've done for any snack.It was a lot.You guys, we put a lot of work in these.So thank you for listening and leaving comments on YouTube and we read them and we want to knowwhat you like and what you think is funny and what you want to see more of.And so just never hesitate to leave a nice comment there.
58:47And we really appreciate it.And congratulations to the class of 2025.Oh, my God.Also, I think this, we acknowledge us on Monday in the next coming episode, but this is one year of the snack.So this is just our favorite fucking thing.I get so excited.I love working on this episode with you.It's really collaborative.
59:03We go back and forth a lot about like what's fun, what's been done too much, like what's interesting.We work really hard on this for you guys.So thank you for supporting it.Yeah, I'm glad you said that.So happy first birthday to the snack.And you guys can find us at Girls Got to Eat.com.Girls Got to Eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok.I am Ash Hess. Raina is rana.
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