Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Horniest Olympics Ever

Episode Date: August 8, 2024

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This is our 2024 Olympics episode, and we're talking about: The pole vaulter with the big "baguette" Tennis exes winning gold Olympic Village living conditions (and sex rules) Simone Biles, a clapback queen Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart Things that should be an Olympic sport Plus: Tim Walz as Kamala Harris's running mate It Ends With Us movie release Book recs Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Seed: Get 25% off at seed.com/gge with code 25GGE. Fum: Get a free gift with your order at tryfum.com with code GGE. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy. Somebody messaged and said Raina clearly farted during one of the episodes, and I heard it. I was like, I didn't. I can get through a 45-minute recording without farting loudly in the middle of our episode. Yeah. Maybe it's the chair.

Okay. The Olympics week. Dun-ton-da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-tah. Is this right? Is that song right? I don't know what you're doing. The Olympics song. song.

Can I tell you a secret? I think you hear humming different than I do. So, I mean to tell you for years. Sometimes you sing a song and I never know what it is. And you have to get a few bars into it before I know what you're talking about. No, but that's on me. Are you tone deaf? For seven years.

If you guys ride in the car with Raina, there are seven songs you'll hear on repeat for years. Literally. She's not a music official. No, I'm not to Depp. Sometimes I just don't, I don't even know what I'm doing. Like, do you ever, are you ever trying to think? But it always sounds like the same song. And I'm like, until you get kind of few bars in, I don't know what you're doing.

Get in the YouTube comments immediately and tell me if you knew that I was humming, not humming. Whatever the fuck I was doing, the Olympic themes. Do it again. You don't sound like. That's what you sounded like. Do it again. First of all, it's not humming. Dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun. Is this the Olympic song, Tessa?

Or am I doing some, like... It just won't sound anything like what you're doing. But, like, when I hear it, I'm like, I see what she's doing there. Exactly. Oh, it's trumpets. Not... Okay. Bump bum bum, bum, ba, blah, blah.

But if you had made trumpet sounds before... They need that ham horn in there. If you had made trumpet sounds before, I would have know what you're talking about. This is a serious question. Are you toned of? Well, you're colorblind. I don't think I am. You and I see colors differently.

We see people's faces differently. Like, you think people are pretty that are not and vice versa. Okay. We have different tastes. That's what we're best friends. That's true. You are Rebecca Andrada. Guys, we're going to botch some names and we're really sorry.

We tried our best, but sometimes they just aren't going to flow off the tongue. Rebecca Andrata, who won the women's two flies now. I'm sorry. Oh, my God. Tessa, can you just like try to kill them? I'm so sorry. Okay, we're back from our Olympic sport, which is killing flies. This is crazy. I wanted to feel like I was a part of it. I wore my little tennis dress. It's the first time I've ever held a racket. Yeah. You are in your killing fly era.

Yeah. I'm really, I'll do it with my hands. I'll kill a spider with my hands. Yeah. Oh, all day. We spiders in my, are we like you live here? The spiders in my house all the time. Yeah, you have to just like, I don't know what it is, California. I mean, there's other places too. Australia. You can't just like live there and be scared of bugs. You have to just. like, you know, take it in your hands, literally. Okay, Rebecca and Drodd, who won the gold and Simone Biles and Jordan Childs, like, bowed down to her. This picture went viral.

It was a really special moment. It was all black podium. You saw this, right? I watched her floor routine and her beam routine, and she, like, has bad eyesight, and she doesn't like contacts because she doesn't really want to see that well. What? She wants to just go into it blind. When they put the scores up for her, she has to put her glows.

glasses on to see them. This is so funny. And she chooses not, she's just this contacts or not for her. She just likes it better that way, which is kind of funny. Like, I guess I can see that where you're like on this balance beam. I can't imagine anything harder. And you're like, I just got to feel the vibes.

I don't want to see that thing. You know, like, you're like, I just got to feel it. No, but like I, listen, you know how you perform best. So it's like Yusuf, dick, die kick. The silver medalist from Turkey in shooting. And he just shows up no protective eyewear. one earplug, just dressed like a dad ready to go to the park with his kids and just like kill shot.

I mean, it's just, he's like, that's how I perform better. Yeah. I don't need all the gear. Right. No, it's, it is. Yeah, it's really raw dog in the Olympics. But it's funny because when they put her scores up, she's got to whip these glasses out and put them on. Just remind me to you.

Because I won't wear glasses. Because she's like, I could wear contacts, but I'm not trying to see what I'm doing out here. I can see the television clearly and driving clearly. On vibes only. That's so funny. Okay. let's just thank our partners really quick and then we will continue the Olympic discussion.

Yes, thanks to Seed. Get 25% off at Seed.com slash GGE with code 25GE. Yes, and thanks to Fume, get a free gift with your order at tryfume.com with code GGE. So I hid something from you for a long time. I finally came out with it. I was like, I haven't taught you secret. And I was like, I haven't watched one minute of the Olympics

because I've been traveling. You and I've had like, you run a trip with your boyfriend. I was in New York and Pittsburgh. I was really drunk. I watched the opening ceremonies, kind of. I don't remember that sound. I don't know her.

I was so drunk. We'll talk about it later. But I haven't watched one minute of it. But then I started getting into like the memes and how funny the Olympics are. And it reminded me of when you and I like late at night were like watching the Oscars with your parents. And we watched live Will Smith walk up

and like hit Chris Rock across the face. And like to be a. part of that moment in history where you're like, this will be talked about and meaned about forever. Like, I can't, I have too much FOMO about that. So now I have more in the culture. Yeah, we were both out of town. So I was like keeping up mostly on social media and now that I'm back in town. I'm watching them every night. But like I'm watching them at night prime time, which is so much later than it's happened on the West Coast. You know, they really air them, what, like 8 to 11 p.m. That's what I'm usually watching like the 8 to 11 p.m. hour.

I know everything has happened. Like it's just, you know, I hate a spoiler. And I'm like, you can't avoid it. Because it's happening so far ahead of West Coast time. I'm seeing it on the internet. I'm seeing influencers posts, whatever it is. I'm seeing like someone like tinks, you know, like she's spoiling the Olympics for me. Good for her.

She's there alive. But I'm just using an artist's example. But it is like so funny to be like, I know who wins already. I know because I asked you the other day, like, what time are people watching this? And has it already happened? Like that's how out of the culture I was. I didn't even know. People can watch live.

But it's like the middle of the night for people in California. You know what I mean? Like Paris prime time, daytime, they're competing. It's like the middle of the night for us. Like you'd have to wake up and watch it really quick to try to avoid the spoilers. I don't know. Like people do it with the royal wedding. Oh, my God.

I mean, if you're really in the culture, I guess you do just wake up in the middle of the night and watch it. Right. I guess you just stay off the internet. You just like can't see who on. How could you do? I don't know. It's just, but I still love it enough to wake up, do my scroll, see everything that's happened, and then still watch it later that night and see it, even though I've like,

I saw that floor routine, top to bottom, and I still am going to watch it. Well, let's get into it officially. This is our Paris Olympics 2024 episode. Raina was already in Paris scouting for us. I was. I want to know. A couple weeks to go. Boots on the ground.

She was there prepping. And the only. The Summer Olympics are in L.A. in four years. So I just want to know what to prep for. Right. Okay. How fast to leave. Okay.

So you want to hit us with the first headline? Obviously, this is big, radial energy. It's all I literally care about. It's the reason that I watch the Olympics. French pole voltaic Anthony Amarotti speaks out after his bulge, cost him the Olympic medal. Quote on quote, it is a big disappointment. It's a big disappointment. If you guys saw it, this pole balter, very good looking guy, really fit.

nice tattoos, goes over and complete, his dick hit, what do you call, the bar on the way back down. And it's not subtle. It's not even a little subtle. The amount of times I have watched this from every single angle. So this is your poor. In slow-mo, I'm taking screenshots to this. So he's in essentially like a wrestling singlet. It's really tight.

And as he tumbles over the pole, his entire dick hits the pole. It is not small. Yeah. I mean, this disqualifies you. You're done because you're a giant dick. This big dick, Paul Bauder, I can't get over it. The article of the page 6 article is so funny. It says, although Amarotti explained what went wrong in an interview, he did not mention

the elephant in the room. Like, he doesn't mention it. It's an elephant is what it is. The commentators also don't mention it. They just kind of like stutter the way through it. And he's quoted saying, the conditions were good. It's the first time I've started a competition without any stress. as a total outsider had one goal

to interact with the audience. You accomplished your goal. You did, sir. I feel like such a skee. Like I literally, I'm watching these videos in slow motion. That is so funny. Not you?

Well, you don't want to watch like the most. I have to like, I have to get like a screen grab of his dick like literally hitting that. Oh yeah. I've seen it in slowbo. I mean, the tweets and the memes in the comments are so funny. Like, oh, he brought that baguette to the games.

Someone said he's going to stroll out of the Olympics with more ladies' phone numbers than medals. I mean, I can't speak as a, man as a woman, but like, if I was a guy, let's just say, I'm going to pretend and ask myself, do I want to go down in history as an Olympic medalist or do I want to go on history as the athlete with the big dick? Number two. The latter.

Yes, he lost, but he won. He won. Yes. And also, I'm not going to remember who won the pole vaunting competition in France in 2024. You don't, no, of course, but we'll remember this forever. Can I tell you one thing? I wish Snoop and Martha were commentating this.

What I would have done? If Martha Stewart, she'd been so horny for this, she would, she would be. would have had those baguette jokes locked and loaded. If Snoop saw that, like put Snoop on this. At a chef, I would have loved it. I'm mad that they weren't at every single event commentating. I know. I mean, you really got to put in.

We'll talk about it, but I'm already on my Instagram limit for the day. Are you? It's 12.13 p.m. And I'm at my limit. That's what the Olympics will do to you. Okay. So next up, tennis exes. Okay.

We can breeze through this. But we just found this interesting as podcasters, who talk about dating. This is the alleged exes who they won gold and mixed doubles tennis. Katerina Kinojova and Tamma Mutchok. You guys. I'm so bad. Sorry about this.

And the headline on glamour is Olympic fans want a hallmark movie about the alleged exes who just won gold and mixed doubles tennis. I don't need a hallmark movie. It's got to be on Netflix. I feel like Challenger set the bar for tennis porn. We got to. I'd love to see a movie. I'd love to see a movie.

I'd love to see if it was actually good about couples in tennis. So not much to say here. We just thought it was nice. I mean, allegedly they broke up and then everyone's like, they got to be back together after this. They kissed on the mouth after they won. But they're being very coy about it. Now they're being very coy. Yeah.

I mean, that's got to bring you back together. I don't know what else would. A gold medal. I mean, the rush of winning something like that. Some people have a baby to stay together. Some people win the Olympics. I would be so horny if I won the Olympics. Yeah.

What, that breakup sex? gold metal breakup sex Can you imagine? Just be coming all over the... You think that they're in the Olympic Village coming on those cardboard beds? We're going to tell you guys about the conditions in the Olympic Village.

I can't even imagine how horny I would be. I would need to fuck in the room like in my dressing room as soon as I got off the court. Yeah. Just the rush. Totally. All right. Olympics are super horny this year.

If that can't keep you together, I don't know it can. Yeah. Okay. Do you want to talk about the conditions in the Olympic Village? Yeah, like while we're here, we'll skip around. So people are talking about the conditions in the Olympic Village this year.

I've read some differing facts. They house between 11,000 and 14,000 people all at once. And it is the athletes, coaches, people they bring with them, their families and friends are not allowed to stay there. But people that are Olympians stay there. And the conditions are, I mean, they leave something to be desired. They're saying there's no curtains, there's no air conditioning, that the food is mostly vegan. which Olympians, you know, any athlete will tell you they need protein, and the beds are highly contestable. So these beds first came about in Tokyo.

Four years ago in Tokyo. And they're like recyclable beds essentially. And it's three pieces of cardboard pushed together with a quote-unquote mattress on the top. Like, yeah, we got to get Helix in here to flaunt to the Olympics. Get these people some real mattresses. I could go off about this forever. Like, Rain and I support sustainability. Don't get a twisted.

I understand it takes a billion fucking dollars to build the Olympic Village. I have a lot of thoughts. But like, this is just a giving fire festival. Like, I don't understand how you can host a summer Olympics with no air conditioning. I don't understand it. Like, how did that get through? I wouldn't go. I couldn't go.

I couldn't survive it. I think Europe is just like, we don't know if air conditioning. Yeah, but like, I don't. What are you guys going to do about it? It's just the number one thing athletes need is sleep and fuel. Like, I really don't understand this. Like, I find it appalling that they are in any sort of situation that they can't get a good night's That's got to be like the number one thing.

I understand the food's not going to be like gourmet in any sort of dining hall situation, but it should be at least healthy enough and the fuel that they need. And they can also go get food easier than they can go sleep somewhere else. I mean, also they can come and go as they please. The men's basketball team has never stayed in the Olympic Village. LeBron. Well, there's a whole thing about how they've earned like millions of dollars to stay but they always have, which is understandable.

They're huge celebrities. Like that's a security issue too, like whatever. So I just, if people don't know, you don't have to stay there. You can stay somewhere else. but like I just don't understand like there's I've been thinking about recent years I remember getting really into sochi in 2014 that was like a big time when like nothing was ready it was like two thirds done when the athletes started arriving and like nothing was finished and there was like so many tweets about it and that was like early in the meme days but like Rio had a lot of problems

and like Tokyo was a little different because it was like COVID times whatever and stuff like that but like I don't have the answers but I just feel like you can't put them in these situations where they can't get a good night sleep? Okay, so thank you for saying you don't have the answers because I go back and forth about this. I want to read something. I go back and forth about this because I'm like, of course sustainability is really important. You can't build a temporary village for 14,000 people and then just burn it to the ground. Like there has to be some sustainability. So I don't have the answer, but that's not really my problem. I didn't compete to host the Olympics in my country this year. Paris did. So the country that competes to host it needs to have the answers. That's your,

you have a just your one job. So I just was like, I have a feeling that America is fucked up in so many ways, but I think we do this better, right? I think we know, I think waste products. Be wasteful. No, no, no. So I was like, I want to know what Atlanta did. So obviously I lived in Atlanta for a decade and I know they host the 1996 summer Olympics.

And it's still such a big deal in Atlanta. Like there's Centennial Olympic Park. Like it's still such a big deal that they hosted the Olympics in Atlanta. Like I think at the time, 96, I mean, it wasn't this top tier city. America. I mean, it's still always been a big metropolis, but I think it was such a big deal for the Moosa Olympics. So I was like, well, wonder what Atlanta did? I don't know. I live there. I never saw like some abandoned Olympic Village, you know, so I was like, what do they do? So it says the 1996 Atlanta Olympic Village was a dormitory complex that housed 15,000 athletes

and officials on the Georgia Institute of Technology Campus. The Village was part of a public, private partnership that financed the games. It was made possible through a partnership with the University System of Georgia. Now, and it's still active, now called North Avenue Apartments, the complex of dormitories open on the site, yada, yada is like still, still functioning. Like, why not dorms? Yeah, I don't, but school's not in session. I never really thought about that. I know.

You don't have to, like, clear out hotels, but like, why not dorms? I know. Like, I, and someone's probably going to be in the comments, like, this is my, Ashley, but I did a lot of research on this. I didn't want to really misspeak on it. I was referencing, like, past years. Like, I don't want to sound uneducated and, like, what a hot mess. And everyone's like, there's no alternative.

It's like, there does have to be. There has to be. And this is a very first world country with money and access to resources who, again, bid on having the Olympics there. Countries fight to have the Olympics at their, in their cities. So that is the responsibility of that place to house these people in a safe and comfortable way. I really can't wrap my hand around it. And, like, you know, all the people who were there to cover the Olympics, the reporters, the influencers are living better than the athletes they're there to cover. I mean, that's not shade to them.

I would take that deal all day. I'd let some brands send me. but I was thinking like there's got to be a million brands who would want to sponsor Simone Biles and whoever but like then they're that's not fair you know like it's kind of this we're all in this together I mean again we take the men's basketball team out of it like let's be real like they're just on like a different level but I'm like Simone Biles is on that cardboard bed so I was really shocked when I saw that she was staying at the Olympic Village but then it's like well why wouldn't she she is part of the team with her athlete her other athletes are there

with her and they're saying there's not a lot of privacy which Again, I mean, that is just sort of the tradeoff. You're at the Olympics. So I think that people don't expect to have a ton of privacy. You can share room with a bunch of girlies, but you should be able to sleep and be fed well. To me, like, yes, no one's expecting, like, luxury accommodations, but a good night sleep, it's, like, top tier. I don't understand how they are living like that.

Like, it's, it's like some kids summer camp. These are the best athletes in the world, like, needing to be at their peak performance. Like, it's really beyond my comprehension. The beds are some of the most shocking things I've ever seen. And people are saying it's to prevent them from having sex with each other. So there's tons of rules in the Olympic handbook. One is that athletes are allowed to have sex with each other. The fact that Raina was like, I got to look this up.

Can they fuck? I looked up every rule and it was like, are people's friends allowed in the Olympic Village? I'm like, are they allowed to fuck? So in 2020, the Tokyo Olympics influenced infamously made headlines when a sex ban was placed on the Olympic Village. Yeah, but it was COVID times. And that was due to COVID-19. Yes. That was trying to enforce social distancing, but this year the ban has been lifted,

and the U.S. team is doing what they can to promote a healthy environment for their athletes. So they confirmed that around 600,000 condoms have been distributed to the Paris Olympic Village. 600,000 condoms. They're hitting on condoms? Like, it's playing parenthood. And the packaging is quite spectacular. They have some really quirky packaging. They are distributed, and we hold them in our athlete resource center.

So you've got to go ask for it. a condom, which I'm bringing my own. I don't need to, that's embarrassing. So the packaging includes Paris Games mascot. So the Olympic Fridge. That's the mascot. We all know the mascot is Snooptock. But there's quirky packaging on the field of love, play fair and ask for consent is one of the one of the little slogans and no need to be a gold medalist to wear it. It's so crazy to me to think about fucking at the Olympics. I'm there to win. I'm there to win. I'm there to compete. Like, I'm like, I can get it in whenever else. Like, I just, it's funny to me. Like, good for them. But, like, I just feel like, I'm like, I gotta get a good night's sleep.

I'm not trying to be fucking getting dicked down. I had to have my good meal. Like, it's props to anybody who can be out having sex sleeping on this cardboard bed with this polyester bedding. Don't let me start on the blanket. They look so bad. And then still compete. Like, it could be me. Okay, but hear me out. I can barely record if I haven't had a good night's sleep. If you're like, I'm an, I'm an Olympic, I'm an Olympic athlete. No one's on my level. Like, who on earth could ever be on it? Nobody understands me.

Nobody understands how hard I work. Like, who's good enough for me? How about a whole village of 14,000 people? Totally. And you can fuck them. Yeah, like, I like to see the stats on people who are fucking and people who are winning. You know, like, is there a correlation? Like, if you're just like, you know what, I'm there to fuck.

I'm not there to win. I'm there to get dick down. And I don't care. I'll take a bronze. Yeah, or what if you just have I'll take two orgasms and abroad. Also, Simone Biles, like, where's her husband? Like, you know, like, I guess he didn't come?

He's, what? The way you're just out of your, he's there. Every time he's tracking her score, he's wearing a, I was checking something to say to you. Maybe he didn't. Did you just short-serge? Yeah, he's there. He's wearing, like, a t-shirt with her face all over it.

To the Olympic Village. Oh, to the Olympic Village. No, but, like, is he at the four seasons? and his wife is on a cardboard bed? Yeah, you're like, family can't stay there? I'd be like, I'm going to go sleep with my man. You know, she get to go fuck him at the four seasons. I don't think so.

I think she's like a team player. She's going to stay with the team. Yeah. She's like, I'll fuck him when I get home. He's not been proud of me. Okay, or what if you are pommel horse guy? And you're like, I'm only here for one thing. So if you guys know this says, Stephen Nederossick.

I love him. A.k.k.a. Pommel horse? Pommel horse. Yeah. Okay. So he is in Paris. strictly just to do the pommel horse only. Oh, that's all he does.

That's all he does. So this is the guy, if you've seen the memes, the memes are just him sleeping, essentially. It's him with his eyes closed. And he basically, he's a Rubik's Cube solving athlete also. He wears these glasses due to a condition that leads him sensitive to light, causes some vision issues. But all the memes are of him sleeping.

But he's only there to do the pommel horse. That's it. Nothing else. Wait, I didn't realize that. Yes, that's the only thing he's there for. And he led the team to their first medal in 16 years. So, like, he is valuable. But he's like, I'm just going to do.

the pommel horse and then I'm gonna fuck like if I'm that guy I'm like I showed up to do my one thing right like I'm gonna ride whatever I can well you know it's funny because I love the memes he's like I'm gonna ride that palm horse and I'm gonna ride this bitch over here but I think it's funny that the memes that were like he just is shut down until he gets activated like it's the meme that just said like he's not activated yet you know like he is just literally he turns off yes until he's that pommel horse is ready for him and that's it he just turns on just for the pommel horse and that's it and he goes back to the Olympic village and fucks on those cardboard beds He's so adorable. I love watching him.

All of these people are so like earnest and sweet except for the Turkish shooting guy. I'm so scared of that guy. It's so scary. Are you turned on a little though? Fuck yeah. You love a Turkish man. Oh my God, I love a Turkish man. I love someone who's just like so masculine like this.

He just like, I don't understand. He showed up without protective eyewear. Like it makes no sense. that's all they do it. Yeah, I'm really turned on by like how much he just seemed to not care

and just did it. That's what got me into the Olympics. You researched him, obviously, that's your man. Is the main thing just the way he looks? It's his stance and his whole vibe. Is that why he's gone viral?

Yes. It's just, I mean, I understand it, but is that really it? Just like he's so meme-worthy? Yes. When you specifically see,

when you typically see somebody holding a gun in a shooting competition, it's two hands. Where you see cops shoot guns, two hands. He's just one-handed with the gun. He's just like Rick in The Walking Dead

Just like taking people out Taking zombies out left and right Like he just really It doesn't look real Like it looks like what you see in the movies Like it looks like what you see in the Walking Dead It's just that one-handed That's what it looks like

And also his outfit I don't know why like he just He's just wearing a tee. He's in cargo shorts And he doesn't have like protective earwear Or eyewear really He just wearing glasses Like people wear like whole masks

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Okay. So can we move on to Simone Biles? Okay. Everybody knows most decorated. athlete. I mean, she is truly the best gymnast of all time. She's like the goal standard. There's moves and skills named after her, which is just so crazy. I mean, she does stuff that no one's ever been able to do. And she's just like the goat. And that goes out saying, this is not a hot take. But I have just, like, love watching her. I've loved watching the camaraderie of her with like the

other athletes, even ones from other countries. And I just love how she is no fucks left to give. Like, have you been keeping track of all her clapbacks? Like, she is like the clapback queen of the Olympics. I'm going to run through some of my favorites. Okay. So the black job thing, it says that she appeared to take a swipe at former president Donald Trump on Friday morning tweeting, I love my black job after winning her second individual all around gold medal at the Paris Olympics, which I love that, you know, because he was talking about black jobs. It's just like offensive, whatever that goes about saying.

So I love that one. You know, she does have a lot of haters about her and her husband, which I have want to own that I've talked about them before and then I didn't love that he, the way he spoke about her in an interview. but I also said that like you're not supporting her by talking shit on her relationship. You know what I mean? Like I think people sometimes are all in her comments and everywhere in the internet thinking they're like showing up for her by talking shit about her and her relationship. And like that's just not it. You know what I mean?

Like talk about this in private like an adult. So but I have like said before that, you know, the very first interview I saw where he was talking about like he didn't know who she was and she chased him and all that stuff. I didn't love that. But I respect their relationship. They're obviously very happy. He's there to support her. He's like wearing a shirt with her face on it.

he's keeping track of her score. Like, it's very cute. Like, I do like watching them, whatever, and the way that they speak about each other. But did you see the picture where he was, like, wearing her medal? Mm-hmm. Yes.

Yeah. So Simone Biles defended her husband, Jonathan Owens, after fans blasted him for wearing the first Olympic gold medal she won at the Paris Games this week. And I thought to myself, when I saw that, I'm like, no one would care if that was, like, her mom or she had a sibling or, you know what I mean? Like, it's just because it's him, like, people want to hate.

And she said, crazy thing is I put my medal on every single one of my family members and took pictures. So don't ever make assumptions. She commented this under a TikTok video. And then she goes, like, y'all are so fucking miserable. Leave us alone. Good for her.

And I saw that and I thought, like, what's, it took me a minute to even understand why people cared about this. I think it's adorable. She won the Olympics and her husband is just reping her. He's proud of his girl. Like, who wouldn't be? Like, he's wearing a shirt with her face all over it. He's not pretending he won the Olympics.

Yeah, he's not like, look what I'm in the photo. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like I earned this too. Like that's not the case. Again, like if it was any other family member, no one would say anything. Well, and also just because of what he said about her,

I think people are just like extra attacking it. They're triggered already. Like, they're ready to pounce. But she clapped back at people commenting on her hair. I don't even want to talk about this. I can't believe people bring up her hair. Like that is truly maybe the most pathetic thing I can imagine is even thinking about her hair. It's so boring.

She's not pressed about this. Stop it. Like, it's just beyond my conversation. But anyway, so she's clap back about that. She's like, it's hot out here. You know what I mean? But she doesn't even need to say that. I wish, you know, she doesn't even need to give her energy to that. And then this thing with Michaela Skinner. So I don't know about this. Yeah. You can tell me who she is and like what this drama is. All right. So I'll kind of give you the rundown. So Michaela Skinner, who is an American former gymnast. I think she won silver in Tokyo. And so she's like competed on the on the team with Smobiles. I guess back in June, She made some comment about a lack of work ethic for the current American team, kind of took some jabs at them. So Simone Biles, after the team won the gold, she posted on Instagram. And her caption was, lack of talent, lazy Olympic champions.

So, like, really took a shot at her. And then she said that Kayla Skinner blocked her. So that's kind of the basics of what went down. And so then everyone is, like, descended on Michaela Skinner to, like, bully her to the point where recently she went online and basically was just like people are threatening me and my family and like this has gone too far and like kind of begging Simone Biles to tell her fans to stop bullying. Yeah. Which I'm just like, why do people need to take it this far? You know what I mean? Like can we just like let these things go by like without threatening

people and their families? Like it's so crazy to me like Michaela Skinner can say whatever she wants and then Simone Biles is welcome to like clap back and you don't need to threat. And you. people and their families. I just think that people have this deep-seated need to feel involved somehow. And, you know, it's when I see people comment stuff on our stuff and go back and forth. And I'm just like, this didn't need to go to this level. You know, you take this level. And going after each, I think that some people take fandom to a really bad level where

they're like, I need to support somebody at all costs. If that means threatening the other person. Yeah. Like, and I think that they feel connected to that person via threatening. their adversaries. Yeah, like, again, I liked the clapback that Simone Biles posted Instagram, but like, can't we all just appreciate a little lighthearted beef? You know what I mean? And then like, Michaela Skinner, this isn't like in defense of her, but she's over here like, I'm proud of these girls. I don't, like, I don't know exactly what she said. I probably should

research this beforehand. But again, I don't think it was just this like targeted attack. She probably said something like in passing. And again, it was still offensive. She shouldn't have said it. Why are you saying anything poorly about your, team, your former team. You know what I mean? I agree. You should know better. And partially maybe Simone Bilel should have assumed that like she's rallying people up to go after somebody else.

Right. Also, but yeah, I don't know. I go back and forth because like, yeah, we should be allowed to like make jobs to each other a little bit on the internet. But like when you have a giant fan base, unfortunately you have to learn very quickly that you can rile people up. Right. Really fast. And, you know, we've seen this with a lot of people on the internet where like people have had to be like, can you please call off your dogs. Right.

Right. You know, and I think that people love to drum up drama between two women. I mean, you've seen it with like Haley Bieber and Selena Gomez, who have not participated in public beef with each other ever. Right. That's like the prime example. Who had to ask, was it? I think Haley had to ask people to stop harassing Selena. Well, Tessa, you know us now.

Which one was that? I don't remember. It's been going on for so long. I think Haley called for Selena to have her followers to stop. Yeah. So I just think this is like part of a larger discussion. Like this isn't what these people want. I mean, if they really go online and they're like,

go get them, which I think is super irresponsible because we all know that people take it too far. But you just don't see that. But then, listen, thank you, Amy. It's like one of my favorite songs that Taylor Swift came out with this year. But I also feel like she got bullied so badly for so many years by like Kanye West

and Kim Kardashian's fans that she finally clapped back. Yeah. And like finally made this like very public statement. Yeah. So I don't know because like I ride for that song. Yeah. I just think people take it too far.

People are just these like social justice, warriors and it's just like man I wish we could just kind of like appreciate it and what it's worth for the art of it all you know what I mean be cool don't be all uncool yeah Simone miles is I feel like currently like Taylor Swift at the Olympics where it's just like my whole feed and I'm not mad at it no I love it you know what I was telling um Sparkle Eyes about the other day was this is a deep cut Carrie Strugg oh my God I feel like this is really gonna age me So this was 96. So this was in Atlanta, which I already brought up Atlanta.

So I was like 13. And I remember watches as my family, like watching it live. And it was like the women's team was on track to win the gold if she did this final vault. And she was injured. And she like did the vault and like landed it perfectly and then just completely she had to crawl off the mat. And like her coach who was like a controversial coach. Remember the name like Bella Carolli? He was like the number one like women's Olympic coach or whatever.

Like he came and like carried her. off. This was like a crazy moment. This was like one of the most like iconic and they won the gold. So she was like the commentators, like, she's the only one they can do it. You know, like, this is the only way that they can win gold. And meanwhile, she's like very injured. Her ankle was like very injured. And so you watch her just like push through it. I'm going to cry right now thinking about it and just do this ball perfectly and land it. I remember like watch it with my family and everybody was like, oh my God. And then they won and it was just like, oh my God. I didn't know you were so into Olympic culture. You were an Olympic culturalist. This was just like a real.

moment. Oh, she was a member of the Magnificent Seven, the victorious all-around women's gymnastics teams that represented the United States of the 1996 Summer Olympics. So, you know, maybe that's in the running for my favorite Olympics. Half our listeners, we're never even bored. We're never even born. Tuss is like, what year was that? There's just so much

beautiful, feel-good content, surrounding Olympics. Can I tell you my favorite? Yeah. Well, there's two of my favorites, but one is a larger discussion. Hongrick Christensen, he's the Muffin Man. Do you know about this? No. Okay, so if you guys just want to, like, brighten your day, look him up on TikTok, aka a. Muffin' the man. So he's an athlete and he is just posting TikTok after TikTok about the muffins in the

Olympic Village. He loves them. He's so happy. There's 15 TikToks of him just talking about how much he loves the muffins in the Olympic Village. And also the- Therapy dog? No. You even see the dog? Have you seen the dog? You guys. This is beautiful golden retriever. He's photographed with all the teams. He's like a therapy dog. He's just there to therapy. Yeah. It's so sweet. So sweet. Okay, anyway. This is really the perfect episode to watch on YouTube because there's just so much content. Yeah, dog content. And speaking to dog content.

So I love, yes, my favorite feel good. Is Martha Stewart and Snoop Dogg at the Olympics. I just, I can't get enough of them. I can't get enough of their dynamic. And I recently discovered when I was sitting in the car the other day, dressage horses. And I didn't know what this was, like the horses, the dance. Okay, so I had never seen this before. I actually thought when I saw the video of the horse dancing, I just thought like,

that one guy trained his horse. No, oh, you didn't know it was like a whole event. Yeah, because it said in the caption on Instagram like, this guy, like this guy won their hearts by the way he came out. And I was like, oh, they're all doing this. Oh, like you thought that was like his entry walk-up? Yeah, I thought that was like his walk-up. Yeah.

Okay. So there was this clip, I believe it was it the last Olympics or I, whatever. This was Snoop Dogging Kevin Hart commentating on this horse doing dressage. And Snoop was like, he's got that Crip Walk. And like people lost their minds. Like, Kevin Hart can't keep it together. Like it is one of my favorite clips of all. time.

It was like Jimmy Fallon was talking about it recently on like the Tonight Show, whatever. So that was like a super viral thing. So I don't know if that made people want to bring Snoot back to do the equestrian content. Also Martha Stewart and like being with her. But he's like scared of horses. So he's like a fear of horses. So he's like conquering his fear of horses. And he's commentating on the dressage and like the equestrian events.

Like obviously in the full get up, we've all seen the photos. And it is so funny to me. And so I'm watching it. And I'm just like his commentary and Martha's trying to explain to him. She's like mansplaining horses to him. It's so funny. And then they have them out there in the fields, feeding them, like carrots. And everything he says is like comedy gold.

And then they're like, Snoop, we have one special horse we wanted you to see. And they're sitting on the couch. They're talking to one of the anchors or whatever. And the horse comes out and the horse is named gin and juice. And then they play gin and juice to the horse doing his little dances. And Snoop starts like freestyling on it. I was like, this is the best thing I've ever seen. This is why we watch the Olympics.

Yes. I could never watch a sport ever and just watch that. From the front to the back. We got some new movement for your head. Drama and party. It's kind of hard being the H-O-R-S-E. Oh, that's that sidewalk right there, Martha. We do that.

Dub C-Good at that he skip, skip, dip, dip. I love the meme that was like, I love that we've all accepted Snoop Dogg as our national mascot. Yeah. And then I think my other favorite thing is just the trend of like, sadly, I did not get chosen for the Olympic team. And there's like one song that kind of one TikTok sound, one real sound that's mainly been used like one song. And it's just, you guys have seen this.

And there's certain meme accounts that are doing carousels of like all the best ones. A lot of people on like a balance beam or on the uneven bars or diving. Diving boards. Yes. Like one. And then the comments are so like the gift that keeps on giving. Like there's this one.

And I posted on my story and she, this, she's on the diving board and she just kind of falls back and someone said she said let go and let God and I just laughing at all of them and there's this one and it's this girl and she's on the uneven bars and from the jump she is not good and you hear whoever is filming it maybe her mom going you got it Raven you got it Raven okay Raven you got this and the comments are like Raven never had it you know so I was watching this all in bed with my boyfriend on the vacation we just took and the rest of the vacation And we kept going, you got a raven?

You got her raven? This lady, this lady fainted in the airport. That's not funny. No, no, no, this lady fainted in the airport, which was not like, okay. And she's fine. I'm not laughing at that. She fell backwards in the security line. She fell backwards in the security line.

People tried to pick her up. And then she. Your boyfriend did not whisper. You got this raven. And then she fell again. And then people started yelling. Like, can someone? help this lady. Like we're in Canada. So, you know, like, people get her help. People actually

help. Yeah. I'm going to whisper. You got her Raven. The way I would have been so pissed. And someone making me laugh that hard in that moment. You're like a bad person. And I got, she was fine. We're waiting to go through customs in Canada. You know, you do it there. Whatever. So you don't do it when you land. And they didn't have like a wheelchair for, which I'm like, American airports. There's wheelchairs. Everybody needs a wheelchair. You know what I mean? Like it's just, there's just a lot of wheelchairs. I guess they didn't have one on hand. They put her on like a rolling like office chair.

Like they've turned. Like a desk chair. Like one of the desk chairs, the TSA agents sit in. If I ever have like a heart attack at the airport, I want to be carted out like that. I want to make people laugh all the way to the grave. He was just on this

like desk chair with wheels just being like wheeled on it. And meanwhile my boyfriend's like, you got it, Raven. Okay. Okay. And then the last piece of content about the Olympics that she's really getting me is things that should be an Olympic sport. And I was thinking about this at the airport randomly the other day. And then I saw this TikTok, this girl I love. Her name is Mads Mitch. She just does these lists that like really crack me up. And she did Olympic sports to me and she does stuff like closing a beach, which how humiliating. Raida. How humiliating. That is so top tier.

Do you know that I think about this every day? I go to the beach like three days a week. Like read a book. And I think like if anybody that listened to this show watched me close up my beach chair. Like I would be sure in my car at all times. I go to the beach. I live at the beach. So I should know how to close a beach chair.

No, the way you have to get it in the ridges, I will hype myself. If I'm in the beach, I'm like, you got this raven. You know, like, it's so difficult. And every time I'm like, surely I'll be able to. get it this time in the first try. Never, never in the first try. Under any certain, and I'm like, I flipped the whole chair over. If anybody that listens to the show ever watched me do that, they would never take my advice ever again. Being productive between 2 and 4 p.m. I've been meaning to talk about this, because I don't talk to you between 2 and 4 p.m.

No, I've just been meaning to talk about this like 4 p.m. slump. Like my body shuts down. I saw someone that said it's some sort of like something rhythm. Do you know that? Like, not circadian, but it was like something with to do with women's cycle of something. Well, yesterday, you texted me. I started to get, like, so knowledgeable. Well, you're the doctor of the show. I started to get so tired yesterday around 2.30. And you were like, here's my thoughts on the episode for tomorrow.

You sent me this big list. And I was like, I can't even read this. I'm so tired. I feel like I'm going to pass out sometimes. If I'm out doing stuff, I can push through it. But if I'm just at home having a normal work day, 3.30 to 4, it sets in and I cannot function. Did you find this thing? It's the cortisol levels.

And women naturally dip around 4 p.m. Okay. Our cortisol levels dip. But I saw someone in a comment once that said something to be. about some rhythm. But anyway, I can't do anything. Of course it has to do with something with like women's bodies. It is a part of the circadian rhythm. But it is. Yeah. Okay. That causes people to feel less energetic between one and four p.m. It's, it's debilitating. I can't do it. And then I'm like, am I dying? Like, will I survive this every day? And then like I let it pass and I hop on the

Peloton. I'm like, she's back. Yeah, well, you do have like a resurgence. I have a, you're done at 2.30. I have a little teeny. I have a little teeny. I mean, I tell you at four that I'm done. But like I'm usually, I'm edging towards done at three. And you have a, you'll work all night. There's no chance I'll do that. Okay. Her last thing and then I want to get her into our listeners' responses is being able to talk

about the same topic with my best friend every single time I see them without any new developments. That is so. We can beat it to death. I could beat it to death. So she's a great follow. I just, I absolutely love her. I think she's amazing.

So my Olympic sport, I was, I had to take a connecting flight to Pittsburgh. from LAX. I landed in Atlanta and we couldn't get into the gate. They said the plane was too big for the gate. Which, I don't know, pick a different gate. You're the most, you're the biggest airport in America. Just figuring out. The plane is too big for the gate. It's giving like big Dick Polalter. It was too big to manage. So they were, so we miss, I missed my connecting flight and I had to stay in Atlanta for quite some time. So I went to the Delta Lounge. Home of the 1996 Summer Olympics. I thought about it. Oh, yeah. Okay. I'm sure there's Olympic shit in the airport. Anyway. I didn't see it. Anyways, I went to the lounge and it just kept... My next flight wasn't for like three and a half hours. I drank so much, Ashley.

I was like, am I going to be able to make it from the lounge to the plane? That was my Olympic sport. You need a rolling chair. I had like... They got to push you on a desk chair. I didn't have my team with me. I would have made you a test to do it. I had like five wines at the lounge.

Raina! I was so drunk. I was like, am I even going to get on this plane? And then I got on the plane and watched the opening ceremonies. It was the same day's the opening ceremony. You watched them drunk on a plane. I'm so dead. I sat down.

This woman was like, where are you headed? I was like, my new and Lelopee sport is getting out of this conversation. So what is your sport? Getting drunk? Getting drunk and getting to the plane.

Getting drunk and getting on the plane. That's Freight's biggest talent. It's getting drunk in the airport lounge and making her flight. You understand how drunk it alone I was. It was late. I was so tired. Okay, so I want to hear what you're says. Okay.

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All right. Well, Raina has gold. I guess I'm working on my silver. But you're new to the Olympic team. Yeah. Okay, really quick. I don't want to get in our listeners, but I want to just want to read you the ones from the skim because I love these

too. I marked this too. So things women do, they feel like Olympic events. Everything showers. That was number one from all of our listeners, shaving everything, everything showers. Birth, gestating and birthing other humans. Trying to get a word in at a meeting with men over 50,

refilling birth control prescriptions. Right. Remember, we had to call off a week's work once because I needed to refill my prescription when I was in the pill. Do you remember how difficult that used to be? I mean, I was like going back and forth with the pill club. Like, is this.

real life. Every month I would say to you, like, you've done this hundreds of times. Do we don't have it? We don't have a handle on this. Exactly. America doesn't have a handle on this. This is not a me issue. I know what I'm doing. I was really like, she's pretty high functioning. I don't know why she can't figure this out. Carrying Amazon packages upstairs. I'll also add onto that a bunch of grocery bags. Number two on our list from our listeners, getting every single grocery bag out of the car one trip. Okay. Putting body suits on. Oh, okay. I like that. Scheduling a time for brunch that works for everyone. Love that. Anything over four girls scheduling a time that works, Olympic sport, and carrying a first date on our shoulders. I would add into the bodysuit conversation, that's not really too much of an

issue for me. Getting on a zip up corset. Oh, I make, Tessa has to do that for me. How would you, can people zip from the back? Well, no, I put it around my stomach. But it's a really tight. Yeah, I have to put on backwards, but then you really got it screwed it around the other way. Yeah. Yeah, like it's like, whoosh, fosh, yes. Or,

okay, you know the little tiny elastic buttons that button around your neck in the back? No, you need someone else for that. I've been at the air,

I've wore this jumpsuit to the airport like an idiot. I've been butt naked, no underwear, no bra at the airport with that little thing. Forget it. Okay, so blow jobs to completion.

Okay. So I do think that that is really difficult for most people, including me? No, that should be, should we do like the X-rayed Olympics. Maybe that should be our tour.

Just kidding. We're not going to have you guys. up on stage blowing people. That was a joke. No one laughed at. Okay, keep it, keep it moving. I was just like, can we do that? I thought you were serious.

I was going to pitch that today. I have it in my notes. Who's going to match Tussus freak? Am I going to, you're going to make me blow Ryan on stage? I'll do it. I was going to say bananas. But, oh, my God. We did a banana eating contest once, actually.

Yeah. In Atlanta. Home of the 1996 Summer Olympics. Doing anything with children at an airport. I was waiting for my Uber the other night at L.A.X. And I saw this man in this one. three kids, one of them is a baby and a stroller, at least 20 pieces of luggage. Watching them try to get all the luggage, all their children, a stroller.

And the two of them into that car, I was like, I'm not strong enough for this. No. I couldn't do it. 10.30 at night? No. Traveling like international with kids. I mean, good for you. If you got the money and the resources go off.

We didn't do that when I was a kid. But it's crazy to see parents with a bunch of kids in tow, everybody's passports have to be How are you keeping track of all these passports? I don't know how people fly from New York to Pittsburgh. It's 45 minutes. I don't know how people go to an airport with a child. You are the strongest person alive. Women at the airport.

When I watch men hold their coffee cups at an airport while women have a baby strapped to their chest and are maneuvering luggage, I would get a divorce in the airport. It's crazy. I mean, again, like I don't need my decision to not have children reinforced, but that will do it.

Seeing those families in the airport. But again, like mad respect. It's crazy. I don't know how you do it. We didn't fly a lot as kids. Like a couple times, or not even, I think one time we went to Disney World, but like we took like car vacations as kids. I mean, we don't have a lot of money or anything like that. But it's just like you see a bunch of kids in first class.

What is happening? How terrible are those kids going to be? Actually, though, sometimes I will say, I've seen really well-behaved kids like because they just have their device and they put their headphones on. And those are good parents. Because you know what? I hate a kid with a device with no head. headphones. I don't care that it hurts their ears. This is crazy.

How do you get to have your device playing in public? This is like being on speakerphone in public. You're rude. Our generation got hit with a belt. We had a game. It hurts their little ears. We had a game boy. There's no sound. That's crazy. Sonic, no sound. We had it etch a sketch. No sound.

No sound. All right. They want their little ears. All right. I'll round out the list. Folding a fitted sheet. Yeah. Getting a comforter into a duvet cover. Just kind of chill down my spine. There are hacks you can find on the YouTube. No, no, no. But for a king, but for a king, it hits different.

I do it all the time. You think you can do a queen. King is different level. I posted this on my Instagram because I got a king bed for the first time and a long time when I moved to L.A. It had a queen in New York the whole time. I had mastered it on a queen level. It's a whole different level. A king duvet insert into a duvet cover.

I'm five feet tall. My wingspan is that of a small child. It's so hard for me. None of my hacks worked. I can't do this. I can't live like this. And also, finish sheets, it doesn't matter. That thing is going to get folded and put away, no matter if I do it a good job or not.

The duvet cover has to go on. I don't, I could care less about a finished sheet. Ball it up. Throw it in the closet. Who cares? I don't care at all. Anyway. Okay.

And then finally, finding every detail of someone's life with just a first name. That should be an Olympic sport. Yeah. Women are the FBI. Yes. Women should be the whole FBI. Remember that guy that I hooked up with? We didn't even have his real name.

We just had like a fake name and like one little detail. about what he did for work. And we found him. We found him. When you can't find somebody, you're like, I'm a failure as a woman. Like, this should be innate. You know what I mean? Like, I can't.

It's like, I can't live with myself. I judge my friends if they can't. Yeah. Like, if my friends come with me, like, with half of the tea and I'm like, you could have gotten the rest of this on the internet. Like, I'm like, you're not really worth you. You're not prepared. Yeah.

Come back. Next time. Yeah. Okay. A couple more things. We are now wrapping up our Olympic coverage, but we wanted to announce. Kamala Harris chose her VP and this is Tim Walls. He is the Minnesota

governor. We love this. I am a newer fan. Yeah. I texted the night before I feel so validated because I'm a witch but I texted the night before she announced it like I'm really into the Minnesota governor lately and you know clips have been surfacing and he's just like a wholesome dad.

Yeah, football coach. Former teacher. Yep. He's really going to, it's a genius pick. I love it. And I cannot wait for our Minnesota show. Tessa. Nice. Tessa has been killing flies this whole, if you guys see flies going around, killing it. And Tessa's wearing a great neon green, Kamala shirt. Kamala Brat shirt. Yes, we have a Minneapolis show. It's going to be extra lit. Team Tim. And I just love this. I think this is the perfect choice. Like, I think he's the right vibe, what he stands for. I was seeing something that he posted about being a responsible gun owner. I really like the pick. We love Minnesota. We love performing in Minneapolis. And he, you know, what he seems like. not every Minnesotan, right?

Minnesota loves him, but he does seem, for the most part, really well-liked by people in his state. You know, because I think I was looking up a lot of these governors,

and again, you can't tell all by Instagram comments, but I think there's some that were in the running that, like, people don't love so much. You know,

like I liked to see how people feel about their governors and their leaders in their own state or city, you know, And so I found that interesting.

I look forward to seeing this go down. I look forward to seeing him debate Jady Vance. He's really feel good. I mean, he's just, he's really like he's, you feel like he's your dad. You feel like he can be anybody's dad. You know, he's like the, I feel like he's the dad that's like, call me when you're drinking. I'll come pick you up. But then the next day you've got to clean the horse stalls.

You know what I mean? Well, good luck to them. We're rooting for him. So is Tessa. Yeah. All right. Well, you want to do some wrecks to talk about some. things that are coming out and then we'll close it out. So I'm really excited to say that

it ends with us is coming out on August 8th. This is a book by Colleen Hoover. It's one of the most famous, it's the most famous book she's ever read it. It's the book that really got me into reading. So it is. Last summer, I just had my, I had my third first chapter book. Well, you know, I said I didn't really like fiction. Yeah. And I wasn't really that into it. Well, I told you you had to read it. And you told me I had to read it. Also, it's the most famous book on like book talk and every Amazon. But I was recovering from my third breast reduction surgery

that Dr. Barrett did. And I was just like, I have nothing to do. I'm so bored. I guess I'll read a fiction book. And I loved it so much. I crushed it one day. I immediately went out and bought. It starts with us. So the book is about a young girl who's sort of torn between these two men, her current partner,

and there's themes of abuse throughout the movie with him and somebody that she grew up with, a childhood love. And he reenters her life. The movie, it's played by Blake Lively, and I'm just the biggest fan of Gossip Girl and Serena, and I just, I loved her so much. And I'm really excited for it. This really is the book that made me like love reading and love fiction. I cried throughout the trailer. Yeah, I mean, you know how I feel, like a book that I love so deeply, which this does fall into that category. I'm always a little wary of the movie. Like, are they going to do it justice? But I am really excited about it. Obviously, we're going to go see it. I think it's so funny because I have not seen much about Blake Lively in a while. She hasn't really done much. She's been like Taylor Swift's bestie and, you know, like at the games. and like Ryan Reynolds' wife, and I haven't seen too much from her. I'm not saying that she's not doing stuff, but I guess I haven't seen her in the spotlight too much, and now she is everywhere.

And you know they waited for her to drop that hair care line until the movie came out. How long has Blake lively been sit on this hair care line? And the most famous hair? Yes, exactly. And so I think it's so funny that they, and genius, that they timed this, what, Blake Brown, her hair care line that she's worked on forever with the movie. And now she's like my whole feet. And I mean, Simone Bowles is my whole feet.

But she's like right under it. So she's everywhere. So I love that. I feel like she's just like been hibernating like Mara Carey in the summertime and now she's like out. You know, so I love that. People criticize the casting of the movie. Because the character in the movie is like 22. She's a young girl.

Which I'm all about an older character. I relate to it more. So I don't know if they're going to make the character older in the movie. Which I would enjoy. Actually, one of the things I like the least about that book was that the character was so young. Yeah, exactly. Which if you're young, you relate to that more. It's just like, you know, you want to, right and I think you should.

live a little before you get married in the first place and have kids. Whatever. That's just like our personal opinions. So it'd be cool if she was like later in her 20s. Maybe that's what they're going for. I mean, the fashion choices have been crazy. Like you've seen them filming. And I feel like she's even dressing a little like the character in her interviews and stuff like that.

But I saw the funniest interview. Did you see this? So Brandon Sclanar, who was going to play Atlas. Justin Maldoni plays Ryle. And also I love Jenny Slate and Hassan doing that. I mean, I cannot wait to see that. I love Jenny Slate and Hassan being cast. as the sister of the main character and her husband.

Yeah. So Brandon Sclerner, who is I didn't know before and he's like hot. I think he's going to be this up and coming. I love the casting of him. So there's this interview. Did you see his interview? With Ryan Reynolds. With Ryan Reynolds.

So Ryan Reynolds comes in and is basically what do you do with my wife? And then it turns into this like meth storyline. And then Ryan Reynolds' mom comes in and then starts hitting on Brandon Sclanar. And there's also like, do you want to be Ryan's new dad? Also Ryan's on meth. and then Hugh Jackman comes in. It's long, but if you power through it, it's very funny and we'll post it.

It's so good. And Ryan Reynolds starts off by saying, like, what do you call Mrs. Reynolds? You guys have your own names to each other? Like, it's so good. He's so funny. So that comes out. We'll see it.

If we have anything to say about it, we'll talk about that next week. And then one thing coming out and then I'll kick it to you with your Rex is Emily and Paris starts again on the 14th, which I think is so genius to start it right if the Olympics ends, because everyone's going to have this Paris Olympics withdrawal after watching it for two weeks,

and then they're going to be like, and then they're just going to go right into Emily and Paris. And so I just think that's very genius. And you know, I have a love-hate relationship with this show. Like I watched every season and love hate. That's all I can say. You know, I find so many things like so cringe and I don't know how I feel about like the writing and the acting, whatever, but I still love it. I know. It's really kept you on the hook.

And people will have a hangover from the Olympics. So they'll be really excited to digest more of that content. Yes. Okay. What is going on with you? I just have two book racks. I was in New York and I discovered this bookstore in Soho called McNally Jackson and I like to support local bookstores. So I love that if you're in New York, go there.

I bought two books this week. I read both of them each in like a day and a half. So Taylor Jenkins Reid is my favorite author. She wrote Daisy Jones and the Six, Malibu Rising and also The Seven Husbands of Evelyn Hugo, which are some of the most famous books. But she wrote this book, it's kind of lesser known. It's called After I Do. And it's about this couple that have been together for 10 years. And they've kind of gotten to this inflection point in their relationship where they're not kind to each other.

they're just dismissive of each other and irritated all the time and they decide to take one year off and you kind of see how you can kind of get there with a partner and how you can stop being kind to each other and and seeing each other and being honest with each other and then what does it mean to leave them you know and can you be happy without the person who's essentially been your right arm your whole life and she waffles back and forth between whether to get back together with him or not and you know do I do I need this person in my life what does companionship mean? What does monogamy mean? And there's like a lot of themes of that. And so you're just sort of listening to her journey, contemplating all those things with herself. So really beautifully written and a lot of just really great,

meaningful themes that I think a lot of people would relate to. And then the other one is Dolly Alderton, wrote a book called Ghost. And you and I love her other two books, everything I know about love, right? And good material. And she's really phenomenal at painting a picture of what it means to be in certain phases in your life.

So especially in your 30s when half of your friends are married and you're the only single person and you feel like this distance between your friends and what do relationship, what do male relationships look like? What a female relationship is like? She just encapsulates it in such a beautiful way. So this book is called Ghost and it's about this girl. She's, I think 31 or 32. She's single. She meets this guy. She really falls for him. He says, I love you and then he ghosts her. I can't wait. I'm taking both these books today. I'm glad you're such a fast reader now. I really am. What I really like something is. I lean in super hard. And by the way, I don't know if I enunciated it perfectly, but it is ghost plural. So not just ghost plural. But both phenomenal books. I really highly recommend them. And I've been complaining that I want to stop reading all these love stories about these like flailing women and these super broken men. And I've done it. I know. Because I just finished that one that was about like the love story. She was 18. Summer of Broken Rules. Which I liked it. But it's just like I found myself just procrastinating on finishing it. And I'm like because it's so far outside of my current life phase. You know, but I still enjoyed it. I still have recommended it in the past, so I know a lot of people love that book, but I'm so excited to dive into both of these. Unbelievable books. Okay. Well, hope you guys liked our Olympic coverage, our political coverage, and our recs and everything.

And, of course, just, like, weigh in on all the stuff we mentioned in the YouTube comments. And we love reading them. So we have a poll this week, a question this week. Yeah. So I had put it on mine, but we'll put it on Girls Got to Eat. What do you think should be considered an Olympic sport? What's your personal Olympics? Yes.

I love that. Yeah. personal talents. Raina's is getting drunk and making a flight. I'm making to the flight. Yeah. Okay. And so Girls Gotta Eat.com. You guys can find everything you need. Get those tour tickets. We still have some tickets left for Tim Walz's home state of Minnesota or Minneapolis show. So get those in all the other cities we're going to be at in the fall and the winter. Girls Got to Eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I'm Ash Hess. Raina is rana.org. And subscribe on YouTube. Share this episode with the friends. Let us know what you think. And we will see you Monday. Have a good weekend, guys. Bye.