Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Hot Priests, Cocaine Hippos, and Dark Feminine Fall

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Ashley's toes Moo Deng and the cocaine hippos Reality TV lawsuits and Bachelor Nation restraining orders The hot Jeopardy priest D*ddy's white party pics resurfacing The new fall trend Surprise headlines Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit https://girlsgottaeat.com for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: AG1: Get a free one-year supply of vitamin D3K2 + five free travel packs with your first purchase at https://drinkAG1.com/gge. Robinhood Gold: Get high net worth at any net worth for $5/ month at https://robinhood.com/gold. Fatty15: Get 15% off your 90-day subscription Starter Kit at https://fatty15.com/GGE with code GGE. Hand & Stone Facial Spa: Enjoy free aromatherapy with your introductory facial at https://handandstone.com with code GGE or in spa. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy. Hi. Hello. Ashley, Ashley. What? I just made eye contact with your toes.

Raina, don't. What was the last time you got a back there? Don't. You look like you have a French manicure on your toes and the French part is red. No, it's so bad. Tessa. No, do not. Don't come over here, Tessa.

And I was just thinking that Tessa, while we're here, Can you drop the Zool off today so I can go straight to the nail salon? Because obviously I wanted to bring in. Wait, are you going over there? Yeah, do you need to go? Well, I'm supposed to go at four, but we started recording at 1 o'clock today instead of 11. And so I have to push the appointment. So actually, they're so scary.

Obviously, I get gel pedicure, so they last for years. But it's been so long. And I was pretty okay in Vegas because my, at least my show shoes were closed toe. Yeah. But this weekend, the slumber party shows, I'm wearing open toe. all the more in the same pair of like fuzzy fashion nova heels all weekend so I have to go there tonight and now look how you're making me sit you're no you guys don't be looking do you feel like you got engaged and you gave up oh my god he can I look at them again it looks like it's on

purpose that's how grown out they are like it was a fashion decision you know what guys we'll put them on YouTube it's a terrible I don't care they're so grown out and I've had to like trim them since. Like I've trimmed them down because they'll start to hurt in sneakers. Every time I go to the nail salon, they tell me my toenails are too long and then they talk about me by my back. All right, guys. Well, that's your toe content. That's actually a toenel report.

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Okay. We are kicking it off with a hippo report. Never saw this one come in. As in hippopotamus. So we have a couple things. We want to talk about Moodang. This is a pygmy hippo that is taken the world by storm. In Thailand.

In Thailand. Okay. So I saw this last week. It's a little dated, but we want to talk about it more because she's still going. She's still the it girl around the world in the animal kingdom. I love this. People call her an it girl. People call her a diva. Well, there's like, if you look at Mudang on Instagram, there's like thousands and thousands of memes and photos. And I have, I was trying to figure like why this went so viral because

I was like, this is cute, but like all animal content is cute. So why did it go so viral? Yes. So I'm going to pull this from the New York Times. A pygmy hippo is stealing hearts and biting zookeepers. I didn't know why she went viral. I mean, I know why, but what started it, like you said. So she's at the zoo, this zoo in Thailand, like you said. And they post. I guess they posted her on their Facebook page with a poll to name her. Okay. Okay. So her name, Moudang, translates to bouncy pork.

And that there were three options. Was one eggplant? No. People were compared her to an eggplant. Oh, that's so cute. She does kind of look like a little eggplant emoji. Okay. So there are three options.

Moodang, bouncy pork. Mousap, minced pork. And Mood Deng with an egg. A. Dang. Dang, Mood dang, girl. Mood dang, girl.

I wish that would have been it. And that means red pork. Moodang won easily. But all pork. We even veered from pork, even though it's a hippopotam. Yeah, like, is that weird? Like, I guess you don't eat hippos, so it's not weird.

If you named pigs that, it would be a little weird. If you named a little pig, crunchy pork, bouncy pork. It's a little fucked up. So basically, they started sharing. She went viral, and that's what's going on. I did hear she. to get extra security. Like, people were going to see her.

Yeah. Yeah, so it just got a little crazy at the zoo. She looks slippery. She's so slippery. And she never stops screaming, I guess, unless she bites somebody. She screams all day. She's really feisty. She doesn't have any teeth.

And I wanted to talk about hippos in general. I have a lot to say. So. I always saw this show would be like reality TV wrap-ups. Nope. You'll get your reality. You're going to dominate that conversation. No, I mean, every episode of this.

I always knew it was going to be animals. Catch me on my separate animal podcast. I could talk about this forever. So I looked up pygmy hippos because I'm like, real hippos are the deadliest land mammal on the planet. Did you know this? What? Raina. A real hippo is so dangerous and so aggressive.

Everything about them. They're naturally aggressive. Their mouths. Like, if I see like a photo of one with their mouth wide open, I shudder. Okay. And they like move through the water, their little eyes above the water. They're terrifying. So pygmy hippos are not naturally aggressive.

So they're different type. They're little babies. It sounds like you're saying pick me. Pick me. Pick me hippos. She brought in Budang's giving pick me. Yeah, she is. But I didn't know if you and Tessanoo or our audience knew about Pablo Escobar's cocaine hippos.

No, this is, you introduced it. You didn't know about, oh, you didn't know? And I am like, I really like to learn stuff about Pablo Escobar. So I thought, this is so funny. It's stuff that you think is common knowledge that, like, I wonder how many people are hearing for the first time. So Pablo Escobar brought these four hippos in the 80s to his estate in Colombia. And they just started multiplying. And they're really a problem now.

So they affect like the ecosystem. They're really dangerous. And now they're, this was in 2023 that there's about 170 of them. And the population could grow to 1,000 by 2035 posing a serious threat to the country's ecosystem. Like I said. So they've done a lot to try to control it. The cocaine hippos. The cocaine hippos.

And they just call them that. They're not, it's not like cocaine bear. it's like because he's a like drug lord. So it's the hippos, they're not on coke. It's not that they're fueled by cocaine. They're not fueled by cocaine. Okay.

They don't need to be. Right. They're already all jacked up and aggressive. Yeah. So I mean, it's not, it's not good. Like if it says if left unchecked, they could displace other mammals such as manatees. Um,

and that the large amount of waste they produce could alter aquatic ecosystems leading to harmful algae blooms and then also they can attack people. So in, in 2021, they tried to put them on birth control. What kind of birth control? Like an IUD? The pill, the IUD.

Can you put an IUD in a hip-oh? Be honest. No. How do you put, what's animal birth control? So that, you don't just castrate them? So that's the other thing is the sterilization. Okay.

So we don't need to go down the rabbit hole of birth control. But what they've been trying to do as of 2023 is sterilize them, but it's so difficult to catch them. They're three tons sometimes. You have to like tranquilize them and then bring them somewhere. Where do they live? What's their natural? Well, these are in Colombia.

No, I don't mean what country do they live in, Ashley. No, like what body? Like, do they live? Do hippos? I mean, like, do they live in the, do hippos live in the water? Like, around the clock? Like, where do they live? They're in the water.

They're too dense to float. Okay, they can't swim. They don't live in the water. What is happening? They're found in slow-moving rivers and lakes in Africa. Okay. So they're, like, gliding along the top. Okay.

So they're not swimming. They're just in shallow water. They live submerged. Yeah. Okay. They can sleep underwater, it says. They're just terrifying. They have so many, like, scary things about them that make them, like, deadly killers.

So, anyway, I just thought that was interesting. They've been trying to sterilize them, but it costs, like, 10 grand to even sterilize one, and you can't really catch them. And they just feel like in this area in Columbia, they're in, like, a race against time. Because they're, like, posing a real threat. And trying to sterilize them is also really dangerous to the veterinarian. You can't just be, like, a regular vet. You have like a hippo vet.

You got to capture them at night and bring them in. You don't do it like from a helicopter. That's what I'm thinking is like you get in a helicopter, you just like tranquilize or them? You can tranquilize them, but you have to say, getting them sedated in a position where you can work on them is the hardest part. Each sterilization costs about $10,000 and requires a team of eight people, eight people to neuter a hippo. That's crazy. So anyway, you guys, this is the most animal information I've ever gotten. That's your hippo report.

if you guys didn't know about the cocaine hippos, very different than Moodang. Different vibes. Pick your, what team are you on? Pick your fighter. Yeah, pick your fighter. Okay. I mean, people really do want animal news,

and you and I, we are later on going to talk about the craziest headlines. We picked for each other, but I was trying to find, like, crazy headlines for you, and, like, most of them are animal-related. Because they're unpredictable. You never know what's going to happen. And crazy shit goes down at zoos. Some of these zoos are fighting for their lives,

and I'll get to it. Like one of these headlines. A lost cat's mysterious two-month, 900-mile journey home to California. They lost this cat in Yellowstone Park. And it just came back. Cats are so wild. 900 miles. Cats fit as fuck.

Back to California. Yeah. Aw. Okay. Now let's kick it to Raina for our next topic. So this has been on my mind for a little bit. I read this article in June in Vulture from New York Magazine. It's called Almost Every Reality TV Laws.

right now. And it's just about contestants' bad behavior, assaulting each other physically, a couple sexually. Contestants saying specifically on love is blind that they felt unsafe with the people. They were quote unquote trapped in these homes with. And then I started watching this show called Unreal on Netflix. I think the show is from 2018. It has four seasons, but at least the first season, it's a parody of The Bachelor and all the things they do to manipulate contestants to go on the show, stay on the show, freak out, have meltdowns. And I actually had to stop. It's a really a well-done show. I had to stop watching it. I felt a lot of anxiety watching it. Just what they do to these people. And then a lot of actual real news has come out recently about finding out the contestants on the actual

bachelor in real life, the bachelorette, had restraining orders against them and were still allowed to be on reality television. As in Devon, who won? Yes. So it says Devin had one felony account of simple burglary of an inhabited dwelling. The accuser said he came to her house multiple times, banging the door screaming at her. And then she filed a restraining order. So this is obviously an ex-avis, I assume. And just kind of like general like emotional abuse. I mean, he says these aren't true, whatever. But he still had a, he said the restraining order was never granted and fully dismissed. So, I mean, who's to say? But there, obviously there was accusations. And then Gil Ramirez, who was on the Golden Bachelorette, had a temporary domestic violence restraining order filed

against him three months ago from an ex-girlfriend over allegations of stalking. And then Marcus from The Bachelor at the recent season has had domestic violence allegations made against him. But that seems like that was kind of happening on Reddit and nothing has been like totally proven. I mean, we were talking about this yesterday. Like, I can't believe anyone is cast for reality show. Anything related to domestic violence or stalking in their record. Like, this stuff does come up on a background check, which I thought they were all getting background check. They're getting STD tested, right?

Like they have to be clean health-wise, but not if they're an abuser. Like, I don't think people with criminal records are, like, unemployable. So we're clear. I think people should be able to redeem themselves, and that's not how I feel about some things. And I do think that there's gray area with, like, restraining orders sometimes, not full-on violent crimes. But you know what I mean? So I just want to make those claims. I'm not like, you have anything on your record.

You shouldn't be, you know, that's not that. But, like, to go in a reality show, like, aren't they supposed to be vetted? Isn't that a perk of the show? Like, aren't you supposed to trust if you're a woman, for example, you're the bachelor or whoever, that these people have been background checked and they haven't had restraining orders filed against them. The average person doesn't have restraining orders filed against them. You can find people who don't have that.

That's not like this normal thing. You just shouldn't be allowed to go on a dating show. Yeah, but when I think about the type of people that they go after for dating shows, it is people that are outside of the norm. And it's like, where's the line here? Because they have to cast people that are willing to cross certain boundaries

and lines that you and I would never cross and act in a certain way. And, you know, you have to cast people that you can produce into acting a certain way and acting a little crazy. And it's always this question of like, where's the line and how far can we go? And, yeah, if somebody had a restraining order filed but never went through against them, 10 years ago, how liable are we really? If we just get this person on television, they're going to, they're clearly prone to anger,

so they're going to fight with the other contestants, they're going to scream at people and act crazy. Isn't that great for reality television? And I don't know where the line is. And I've watched a lot of like real housewives. And there's so many instances where people shove each other or getting each other's faces and are screaming at a level that's not, quote, unquote, normal and healthy. Breaking glasses next to each other. I mean, the amount of glass I've seen shattered on a table,

that's not putting your hands on somebody, but it is extremely unsafe behavior of glass got in somebody's eye. They're blinding for the rest of their life. You watch Teresa Judee. I love is blind with those glasses. Love is blind to smart. They're like, we're going to use these copper, home goods looking glassware. So it doesn't shatter. But, anyway, Theresa.

That's to manipulate the footage. But I just started thinking, like, where's the line and how much are we manipulating people and how much are they choosing people that have a propensity to crazy behavior? And then at what point, I tried to really find evidence of this. And I'm not sure that there is any of a successful reality television lawsuit being executed successfully. against the producers of a show for like putting someone on the show that put them in danger. Yes. I mean, I think I'm not saying that reality show producers are all lacking morals, but you have to a little bit. You have to do some things. And this is, you've heard producers, I know a woman that got out of it. She's like, I can't do this anymore. Like I'm provoking people to fight on TV. I'm choosing people who I know are like narcissistic or egomaniacs. Like super dramatic. even just quick to anger, like you said. It's just like you are interviewing these people and like taking bad qualities,

negative qualities in the grand scheme of life and casting them because of it, which is kind of gross. And like I'm part of the problem too because like when I look at somebody that just seems too normal to be on television, I'm bored by them. Like the general person watching television wants to see people that are a little crazy. And I think probably the thought behind a lot of this is there's so much crew and there's so much cast.

There's so many people around. It's never going to go. You can protect it. Yes, that you can protect the cast, but like, at what cost? But, like, yeah, you can protect them, but then when about when they go home? Like, it's so unfair. It's like, you have this man who has all these domestic violence allegations against him. I'm not saying, name any names.

I'm saying we've seen this so many times in the past. And he behaves for the cameras and the crew. And then he goes home with this woman who thought he was vetted, who didn't think he had any previous violence in his past. And then what happens? You're no longer protected. I mean, a lot of the things these people say is like, not every show is the same.

And you do see people kind of stay in touch with those bachelor producers for years and things like that. But like there are other shows. You heard that they just felt like they were thrown, like taken out with the trash when the show was over. Like they didn't give a fuck about what happened afterwards. Or we would hear that with on Married at First Site. Like that one girl, she came to our show on Charlotte. She was trying to get divorced from that guy and they like weren't helping her. And it was like a really toxic situation.

And she was like, you made me married. You didn't make me. But you know what I mean? Like I signed up for this and you won't help me, you know, get divorced. anymore because we didn't do it during the show and this is a really problematic relationship and whatever. So, yeah, Love is Blind has been a focus of this.

A couple seasons ago, there was two cast members that sued the show, Renee Poach, and she claimed that basically she was put in this environment with somebody who was violent and dangerous, broke, unemployed. She called him a violent drug addict and she was continuously provoked to stay in this home with him, in this apartment.

And it is a little different than The Bachelor because the Bachelor, I think, you are with like 25 people, in a home. There's a lot of cast around, but these people are just in apartments alone with the partner. And then the same season, Trandang, she claims she was actually sexually assaulted by her then fiancee on the show. So I asked a friend of mine, like what he kind of thought about this that worked in reality TV and produced it. And I was just like, you know, where's the line? I thought his insights were interesting. And he said, it depends on how much the production pays. They could

literally find out everything about somebody. Right. Basically it depends on what the risk is to contestants and producers. We would even get, we meaning the people that worked on the show, would get psychological exams and use those experts to both take risks and give us insights into what buttons to push in other people. It's whatever the producer wants to do. It's the discretion of the producers, the networks, the lawyers. But he said the bigger the budget, the more likelihood that they have every single... Yeah. What do they call it, soar and score about you. So these shows like Love Island, the Bachelor, nobody has more money than to do background checks on you. So I don't know the solution is. I mean, they're purposely casting people like this. Yeah, couldn't be me. I think

that's, I mean, you really do have to be a different type of person to, like, really bring out the worst in people for the entertainment of others. And I think there's, like, there's layers to it. Like, I don't think the purpose of shows like Southern Charm or Summer House or even Real Housewives is to put people in harm's way. I think they just want to watch people fight. Yeah. I don't think the purpose of any shows put people in harm's way, but like the Bachelor is like, you really do want to see a lot of drama between a lot of people that do not have a history with each other. So, You just put strangers in a house and you're like, I kind of have to cast people that are insane to start this drama now. Yeah, but then The Bachelor is like one of the more, I don't feel like, at least nowadays, it's just more tame than some of the others.

So maybe they're trying even harder. I don't know. Well, yeah, I'm glad we talked about the conversation and I guess we're all part of the problem if we're watching it. Not like it's Diddy's white parties. You know, like it's not like it's like, oh, we're all complicit in this super abusive thing. But I'm just saying, like, it's not great. And it's still like, we're still watching it. So I don't know.

It's hard to think about. Yeah. Okay. Hope they do better. Yeah. Do better, guys. Do better. I am going to tell you guys about a new partner.

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Who read that so good? You did. You nailed it. Okay. Okay. So there's a new Jeopardy winner that's taking the country's storm. He didn't win.

Yeah, he did? Yeah. I thought he didn't win. He won everyone's hearts. I thought he won. He didn't win. You can't be that hot and also win Jeopardy. Anyway, Raina, I thought

this is the hot priest. This is the hot priest. Jeopardy viewers swoon over Hot Priest. Father Steve Jakabowski. You think he's Polish? He sounds Polish.

He's 29. Everyone says I'm about to convert. He lives in Texas. He looks like Paul Rudd. Okay. Did you watch clips? Yeah. Because the photos don't do him justice.

He is sexy. Like when he talks. Like, because a lot of that is like, what can you tell in a photo? Like the way he talks, the way he carries himself is sexy. Do you think this is the first time

women have masturbated to jeopardy? Not to a priest, but to jeopardy. No, the hot priest. I was like, I do that all the time. The original hot priest was sex in the city. Samantha's hot priest. But I mean, Alex Trebek was sort of a daddy back in the day.

But I don't have women, do you think they pulled out the vibrators? Do you think they pulled out the vibes only vibrators and masturbated on the couch watching Jeopardy this hot priest? I would love to know about it. Leave it in the comments. I don't know if anybody even remember Jeopardy existed after Alex Trebek died. Like, I forgot this show existed. And I'm like, Ken Jennings?

I just, I don't watch it. I forgot. He could be snarky. He's kind of a little. Is he fun? Do you like to watch it? He'd be like a little bitch. He kind of makes people

and feel stupid sometimes. I feel like Alex didn't do that. Is it giving Andy Cohen? Is he like snart? That's a good call. Okay. He's like the nerd Andy Cohen. I used to get really high in college and watch Shepardy.

We'd try to like see if we could just like fight through the high to figure out the answers. This is the, I mean, if rabbis were hotter when I was growing up, like I would have cared more about religion. I might still be religious. Like I don't have any like, I don't have any examples of like, like, you know, like hot priests and rabbis. Seems like folklore. Like it's just a porn fantasy only. Like even in Sex and the City, it's like, this isn't real.

They're not, they're not out there doing that. You look like that. You're not being a priest. It's not a good decision career-wise. I think you decided like 18, like, I'm gonna be fucking. Yeah. I like Jeopardy when it's Celebrity Jeopardy because it's easier. So I like watch it.

Like, they dumb it down for the celebrities? I think they dumb it down for sure. Yeah, when it's just celebrities, like, and this is nothing against the celebrities. I'm not saying this as a correlation, but like I loved watching Heather McMann on Jeopardy. She was so funny. And she was behind. And then the category was like Botox and fillers. And she swept the category. Oh, shit. Or it was like something like that, like cosmetic stuff, beauty stuff. I feel like if that was real. She came back and she won. Imagine if it was like obscure diseases on your body. And you'd be like, I got this. Imagine it was famous.

Animals. Hold my beer. But I have to say, I just think it's so funny with this hot priest. We have come a long way since the hot felon. Do you remember Jeremy Meeks? Jeremy Meeks. 2014, hot felon. Do you remember this guy? Who then became a model? Oh my God, this guy's beautiful. Do you not remember this?

No, I know exactly who this is. Okay, everyone can picture his blue eyes, the teardrop tattoo. So I just think it's like, it brought me back because everyone's like, hot priest this, hot priest that. And I'm like, remember the hot felon. So I checked in on Jeremy Meeks. Okay. How's he doing? I remember I was blogging back then.

I put a blog up right away. People went crazy for it. His mug shot went viral, which he was a crib. He was arrested for gang violence. And not saying I am. support that. But like people went crazy for it. And then he became a real model, like runway model. You guys should, like a million followers. If you guys are watching YouTube, we'll put him up on the screen. I can't take my eyes off of this. Yeah. And that mugshot was like, is super hot, but it's almost

hotter than he really looks now because I looked him up. He just turned 40. He had this big birthday party or like in the summer. And he has an autobiography coming out in November. I just was like, what's he up to? He's writing a book. It's been pushed back a few times. It was originally supposed to be February. Then it was September. Now it's November. It's called. model citizen. And I just am like, we've come along. Like, I want to ask our listeners, are you hot priest or hot felon? Like, what's your fantasy?

I mean, I can't take my eyes off this man. That other guy just looks like Paul Red to me. Like, I guess he could, you're more a hot felon. And I do think he's like rehabilitate himself. And I was in his Instagram last night. It's like son just graduated eighth grade. He's hot too. Okay.

Well, I mean, he's cute. He's cute. He's cute. He's like, he's got his father's. No, you know what I'm... Okay, let me ask you. Between... I think he's like 17s. It's fine.

Tessa, I'll toss it to the whole room. You and Tessa. Who do, okay, who do you think could fuck better, the priest or the felon? Because one of them, like, has raged that they've been allowed to let out freely. And the other one is just all pent up. Like, who do you think it's gonna fuck be better?

It's so different. It's so different. Because hot felon, it's going to be aggressive. It's going to, if you're into that, it's going to try, maybe some degradation, maybe some choking. and that hot priest is doing weird shit. There's come everywhere.

Okay. So it just depends on the mood. The vibes. If you could do one. Pent up sexual tension forever is going to be the weirdest sex. I just don't. Don't you think? It does just depend on the day.

Like I just feel like sometimes you just want to have like a fuck fest. You just want to go like four times. You never want to get out of the bed. You want to just like all the food that you order and just order in. You just have fluids and like carbs. Fluids. And just keep fucking. Yeah.

Water fluids. come feel. And then other times you're just like, I'd like to just be with somebody that's like been here before and like just fucks me, right? And I can go about my day. So this priest, this Catholic priest, right? That's a priest is Catholic. Right. Okay. So I was going to ask you. Like priest means Catholic, right? Like in Methodist, we would say like our minister. But are the priests the ones that aren't allowed to have sex? Right. That's what's just going to ask you. Me, a Jew? I always ask you last night. You like religious stuff. Yeah, but I watch documentaries and stuff. But Catholic priests are the ones that are not allowed to have sex.

Okay. They are not permitted to have sex outside of marriage. Okay. Oh, they can fuck their wife? Is this guy married? Who has to be celibate and never get married? I thought it was them. I thought it was them.

Tessie, you've got to find this because the comments are going to be lit up with people trying to correct us on our religious knowledge, which is a lack thereof. You know, it's funny. When I saw he was in jeopardy, I was like, can they do that? I'm like, they're not Amish, Ashley. Like, they can go on TV. They can leave the house and the community. But but but but the kind of weird though, have we ever seen this?

Have you ever seen a priest in his whatever the fuck habit? That's for nuns. Like on a TV show? No. Not to my knowledge. Tessa, we have answers yet. We'll circle back.

I don't think you'd go into the priesthood if you wanted that type of attention. Well, so I think Catholic priest just can't marry so like you can have sex if you get married, but you can't get married. So it's like a, like a workaround for it. A loophole. Okay. A lack of a loophole. Did you watch scumbag? Fleabag?

Did you watch? No, leave it. Leave it. You said it so confidently. Not scumbag. I was trying to ask you for like 10 minutes and I was like, no, no, I totally, it's definitely scumbag. Like, I was not about this for 10 minutes, like being like, it's probably scumbag.

It's something like that. Fleabat. And who's the hot print, Mark Ruffalo is the priest? Am I totally wrong about this whole show? No, there is a hot priest in Fleaback. It's definitely not Mark Ruffalo. There's three hot priests. in pop culture.

Andrew Scott. It's Sexna City, Samantha, her hot priest. That guy was so sexy. And now it's the guy from Fleabag. Who is it? Andrew Scott.

Andrew Scott. And then this is the third one. Mark Ruffalo there. Fuck Mary Kill. Mark Ruffalo. Andrew Scott. No. Rina.

Timu Mark Roppel. Okay. So fuck Mary Kill, the three hot priests. Sex and the City is hot priest. Jeopardy hot priest. Jeopardy hot priest. I have to look up

Sex and the City. I have to look up flea bag. We're going to put this on the screen. Oh, yes. Now I remember. I did watch a few episodes of flea bag. Okay. I think I'm going to do fuck the sex in the city guy.

Because if Samantha thought he could put it down, I'm going to trust her on that. And then marry Jeopardy. And then I just don't really care about the flea bag. Okay. What are you? I think I'm going to marry the Austin, the Austin Jeopardy guy. Okay. I'm going to marry Jeopardy guy.

Austin? That's where he's from? Yeah. He goes in Austin. He's actually from Michigan. Okay. I'm just going to go find him I love Austin you guys

Catch me in Austin no dating with tax I think I'm doing exactly what you're I actually was not attracted to this guy's haircut Sex in the City but you're right if Samantha's into it Yeah then we all got to be into it And that was just of the time Yeah he could get a new haircut Scumbag

Scumbag flea scumbag one Okay So speaking of scumbag let's do a quick ditty report Okay So in the last week A lot of photos clips from shows have resurfaced of Diddy over the years and all these celebrities with him. And I don't know if you've seen stuff like Aubrey O'Day on The Apprentice talking about working for

Diddy for so many years. And Donald Trump's like he's a good guy. He's a great guy. Don't you think he's a great guy? She refuses to answer the question. This was from like 2002. Aubrey O'Day, she's been on this crusade forever, though. You know that, right?

She is not let up. Yep. I feel like she's finally being like vindicated. Totally. So. But you see all these people that are tied to him in this photo specifically from page six. The headline is inside Sean Diddy Combs, Wild Parties, Leonardo DiCaprio, Sarah Jessica Parker, J-Lo, and Moore Spotted and Reserviced Pictures. I mean, you've, Comoralie Simmons is in

this photo. Alia, tons of people in these photos. Well, so the white party, that's what's kind of in the news right now. Also, this goes out saying, this is just also horrifying and just like Moore is going to come out. And I just don't know if this is going to be like a Jeffrey Epstein situation, but people are saying like J-Lo, stuff's going to come out about J-Lo. People are just saying there's photos over at these parties and with like these people. underage people and whatever was going on, these freakoffs and, you know, people who were, like, incapacitated and all the stuff. So maybe that's why she's not speaking. We don't know. I've definitely seen rumors about that. Like, oh, it's coming for J-Lo. She's, like,

going to be next. So whatever, we don't know. But, like, is everybody who was at a white party complicit? I don't know. I mean, these old clips are resurfacing. Chloe Kardashian was saying one. She was like, everybody was naked. You know, it was like a crazy time. Did he's, then to be in a clips, there was a clip of him saying, like I'll probably get arrested for these one day, you know, hiding in plain sight. And it's just, I don't know. Who knows how blatant this stuff was happening? I'm sure there's a world in which I'm not defending anybody.

I'm sure there's a world in which some of these people went to these parties and didn't know what was going on. Or that they were just your run-of-the-mill orgy. Right, okay. Like a Playboy party. Yeah. Which also, I don't know everything that went down to them. But yeah, maybe similar to like a Playboy Mansion party.

And Playboy is an interesting thing because, like, at the time it wasn't looked at as being so terrible. And now years later, you have all these women coming forward, all the women that were on Girl Next Door, His Ex Wives, Writing Books, Doing Tell Us, saying, like, how horrifically they were into doing these things. But at the time, it was, like, looked out a little bit differently. So, like, maybe it wasn't people of the being drugged and forced to have sex with prostitutes, but it still wasn't great. Or some of it might have just been fun. Chloe Kardashian must have been to a naked party. Yeah. I mean, we'll see as more comes up.

out, I mean, the stuff you hear about like Usher and Justin Bieber and it's just, it's like sick, you know, that these guys were like molested and I don't know. So it just all is like so disgusting. It's crazy. I mean, you would hope that like more people would go down for this type of stuff. Like, R. Kelly didn't act alone. Jeffrey Epstein did not act alone. Diddy didn't act alone. I mean, it took a huge like web of people to allow these things to happen and like who ends up in trouble for stuff like this. Yeah. But I hope he's in prison for the rest of his life. Absolutely.

Okay. And then the next thing, we just have a fall trend. It was in glamour and it says, dark feminine energy is officially falls defining beauty trend. Now that Brett Summer has come and gone. Girls are continuing away from quiet, luxury-inspired, aesthetic, and embracing maximalism, sensuality, and dark feminine energy for the season. It's officially dark feminine fall, which I just, I don't mind the look.

It's like kind of goth, kind of, like, vampy, rock star girlfriend. Yeah, like Taylor Swift at the VMAs and Camilla Cabello. And I mean, I think sometimes putting a name on these trends is so funny. Like, what was it one time? I think it was like this thing on some beauty or magazines like Instagram. And it said like liquid brunette is the new hair color. And the comments were so funny. They were like, can we stop with this?

What does this mean? This just means brown hair. You know, like everything's got to have like a name or a tagline or something to make it go viral. But so it's funny because I was talking to my hairdresser. She was like doing my extensions last week. and she's writing an article, she's being interviewed about like hair trends for for the fall and winter.

And I said to her like, did the trends change? And she was like, no, the names of the trends change. Candle it, brunette. She said the two trends for winter are always this like chocolatey, luxurious brown. Yeah.

Like a glass over or the really platinum, like almost white blonde. And she's like, we just rename them every single year so people can sell more products. Yeah, exactly. And so magazines and Instagram accounts and TikToks and everything can. and, you know, get clicks.

But I like this. It's sort of like a polished, goth, glam look. I think it's really bold and sexy. I think that people really rebelled against, like, the previous trends of, like, clean girl, quiet luxury, coquette. All those things to me are like what femininity is supposed to look like. And, you know, the good girl, the girl that's not too loud, the girl that just looks like pretty and clean.

And, you know, this is sort of a rebellion against that. Yeah, I'm into it. I'm into whatever you want to do. I'm into like dark heavy eyeliner, like a dark lipstick, a dark nail. And you want to do some kind of like hot topic inspired looks. I mean, Taylor Swift's VMA look was everything. Because kind of that plaid mixed with like the black and even some leather is just, it's giving that type of dark feminine energy.

She loves a plaid. So I love that she threw some leather into it. Yeah, I like it. It's loud. It's edgy. It's different. I don't know how much I'm going to do it in L.A., but I'm going to be in New York so much this fall. like so many weeks. So I'm ready to like break it out in the fall. I'm buying a lot of leopard

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Okay. So now we're going to do a new segment, see how it goes. Rain and I have each chosen a headline that we are hoping to surprise the other person with. Okay. Do you want to start? So when I was looking at this, I googled like craziest headlines, weirdest.

Everything was animal-related. Every single thing. So I was like, she'll probably pick one of these. Okay. I got one that wasn't animal related. An eight-year-old Ohio girl drove an SUV on a solo target run. Did you see this? Yeah, I saw this. Okay. The girl whose name not released, she took a 2020 Nissan rogue. It was reported missing. Police launched an investigation. They spotted a small child in a swerving car vehicle on the road. Do I watch the footage. Like she is all over the road. Like she's not like me in my 20s. She's not like I got this. Like me in college.

Police found the child inside the store by herself. She told officers she'd struck a mailbox while driving, but nothing else. No, we deal. Nobody deal. Authorities not say she decided to drive to the store. Why she decided to drive to the store. Discounts. Who doesn't want to go to Target?

Yeah. She's too young to be charged criminally. And it wasn't clear Monday if any other charge would be filed against the matter. Can you imagine you see a car swarving around the road and you look in and it's an eight-year-old? Yeah. How did she even see over the dash? Do you think she's taller than me? Probably.

I mean, Matt could drive at eight years old. I mean, we had this big farm, and my dad would, like, teach him how to operate a car. You know what I mean? As on our private property. But, like, my brother definitely knew how to work a car at eight years old, not that he was out driving. But it was funny because he sent me that and he was like, this is me. I'm like, absolutely. I mean, we both stole our parents' cars, but I wasn't eight.

I think I was 14, maybe turning 15, and like, we went and went to the mall. I mean, to steal your parents' car. It's crazy to think about. Also in Nissan, but not a rogue, a maxima. But, like, I mean, that rush is something. I never told you this when I was 15. Of course, I sold the car. I went to the mall.

I mean, that's what you do. Yeah. My mom was out of town. I sold the car keys. And I thought the car was in reverse. It was in drive. And I drove the car into all the boxes of, like, old family heirlooms in the garage. You're like, that's a moment where you're like, I will not survive this.

Yeah. I have to run away from home. Yeah. Like, I have to, like, disassociate from my family. Yeah. You just take the car and you hit the open road. I live at the mall now. Yeah.

Hashtags 7 malls. I mean, I remember what I bought. I remember the outfit I bought at American Eagle. I remember this Navy halter and these, like, khaki shorts. And, like, I remember me and Corey, my friend, Corey, you know, we always wore going out khakis. They were like a cute khaki short. You know we were in khaki shorts. Did that have a khaki shorts?

Yes, you did. And I remember wearing them, me and my friend Corey, like, wore our outfits that we, like, bought them all with the stolen car. And, like, my mom was like, but that's a cute outfit. And we were both just like, uh-huh, like looking at each other, like, I stole the car. on my car trip that I stole the car so we used one of those like I used like a

I was trying to like plied the door open my mom was out of town she locked her door and I jammed a knife in the door jam and I kept like jerking it back and I split the wall in half I split the frame that wood frame I split it in half and then we had to drive to Home Depot

to buy all the step to like reframe the wall, paint it everything she never found out she never found out I'm in trouble for everything my whole life she never found this out yeah okay I'm gonna do mine. You probably saw it, but Zoo admits that their

pandas are painted dogs after backlash from visitors. The T-Moo Zoo. I saw it at him. I was like zooming in on these photos and I was like, gun to my head, I wouldn't have known. So, but then they started barking. No. Rina, if you

heard a panda bark, would you speak to a manager. I would start screaming. What would you do? Would you be like, that panda just barked? I need to speak to someone. No, I probably would text you and be like, this is really embarrassing, but like, do pandas bark? I'm so dead. Okay, so this was a zoo in China, and they had to come out and fess up that they were painting their dogs to look like pandas. They were chow-chow dogs, which Azul is part chow. And I was thinking, like, I think I'd pay more for this.

Like, what's better than a panda than a dog dressed as a panda? Like a pan dog. They felt like the surprise element of it. They should have branded it that way. They're like, come see our special pan dogs. Like, what if you thought you were looking at one animal? animal and it made another animal sound. It's so crazy. These pictures were hysterical. I love that they obviously chose a chow chow. Like they're super fluffy.

But then how do they paint them? I don't know. And also, they go in the water. Like doesn't, right. Right. We'll put some pictures up.

It's the cutest animal. Like, I'm like, they should just market these. You know? Well, those were our surprise headlines. Have you guys enjoyed it?

I don't know. I wonder if we're ever going to find ones that like really surprised each other. We might have to like go like older articles. Yeah, I was wondering, like, how far back I could go because I saw some other, like, crazy stuff. I was talking about hippos from the 80s today. Okay, but I only found stuff about animals. Yeah.

All right. Well, maybe that's the segment. Animals and children. Animal. Animal. where you're going to go for tickets for the whole tour, the no crumbs tour, it's on sale now, it's happening now.

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