Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: It Ends With Us + Love is Blind UK
Episode Date: August 15, 2024Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: News in the perfume world (for humans and dogs) It Ends With Us drama Love is Blind UK WTF was... up with that new Bachelor announcement? The zaddies of the Golden Bachelorette Upcoming shows we're excited about Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for tour dates, merchandise, and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Helix: Get 30% off all mattress orders and two free pillows at helixsleep.com/gge. Daily Harvest: Get 15% off your first box of $100 or more at dailyharvest.com/gge. Prose: Get 50% off your first subscription order and a free consultation at prose.com/gge. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat.
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Hi, guys.
Hi.
Nips are ready.
We just did a nip check.
I never know what they're doing.
I don't think of you as somebody whose nipples always look crazy.
You've great, like, poking out nipples.
Like, you wear nipples well.
They're high and tight.
But on your birthday, the way you hopped out of a cab and one nipple was up by your shoulder
and the other was down by your belly button.
And I was like, how did they get there?
That's funny because I was going to say it's the same.
specific shirt, but that was another shirt entirely. So I wear a lot of tight shirts with no bra.
My boobs go wherever. They're placed. You know, so I have to, you know, move them around,
keep them level. And sometimes they just, they look like that emoji. That's like, like, one eyes up here.
I wasn't trying to not tell you either, because you asked me, and my nipples, okay, and I was like,
no. But I wasn't trying to not tell you. It's the way you hold the mic, the way I'm looking at you
is the mic, the mic in your wrist covers one of the nipples. I can only see one. So I can only really
judge one placement.
I also am a little uneven.
Are you crooked?
I'm a little crooked.
All right.
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Okay, we are opening with a little bit different type of report.
This is our perfume report.
Yeah.
Our fragrance updates, if you will.
I'm really excited because I, you don't wear perfume as much as I do.
Every day I wear perfume.
And I, like, stick to one for a long period of time.
So I really love perfume culture.
Okay.
Well, let's, like, lead with our signature sets.
Okay.
So I did Michael Coors for, like, 15 years.
Wow.
No difference.
Okay.
It's all, just his signature scent.
That's where like, and then I segue with to Chloe, just like the normal, I was walking
by a grocery store, I was walking by a grocery store.
I was walking by a department store in Rome.
I smelled this smell.
It like haunted me for days.
I went back.
I bought it.
It was Chloe.
And now my current scent, I smelled it on our friend Izzy, who's married to Bobby Westside.
Yeah.
Two weeks ago, it's Tainawar from Lelabo.
And I kept smelling it on Izzy and our friend Brittany.
It's so amazing.
And people keep telling me, I smell so good.
So I'm wearing Tainawar, Lelabo.
I think I'm going to pull into that parking space for a little while.
Okay.
And you can customize the label, which I like, you can put little emojis on it.
Mine says like Raina and has about you two little emojis.
Yeah, it's fun.
When I went and got mine like bottled, put my name on it.
So I wore Labo Rose 31, Rose 31.
The Rose.
Whatever the Rose one is.
The rose.
For a long time, I have the lotion and then I wanted something new.
And so I asked for recommendations and a lot of people recommended Juliet has a gun.
That's the brand because I like really beachy.
So I wear lust for sun.
So this Juliet has a gun.
Where were we when?
Oh, we were in New York.
And I went in and just got the little sample size to make sure I liked it.
So I love it.
It's essential fragrance reminiscent of the rays of sunshine on warm and golden skin.
Ylang, Ylang, Manoy and coconut a splash of lust for sun immerses you in the summertime.
And then I'll do Gucci Bloom sometimes too.
There's a million Gucci blooms.
I don't know which one I have.
It's light pink.
You know what's really crazy about perfume hot take is I smelled that.
one in the store with you and I was like, you were like, I love this. And I was like, oh,
interesting. I have to smell this for all these days on you. But then you wore it and I was like,
what is that smell? And I had the same thing happen with Tainawar, La Labo. I smelled it on Brittany and
I was like, that's incredible. And I went to La Labo and I smelled all the perfumes and I was like,
it's none of these. And then I put it on my skin. I think this is not like a hot take, but like
they interact with your fairones. Pervews smell very different in the bottled me than on your body.
So like the thing I smelled at Sephora on in the bottle, I was like, I can't believe she's going to wear that.
And when I smelled in an elevator with you, you can't trust it.
I was like, that's amazing.
I was just a little piece of paper.
You know what I mean?
You can't trust it.
Yeah.
You got to smell it on skin and walk outside.
We have two perfume headlines.
Okay.
So Dolce and Cabana has debuted their dog perfume.
It's called Fefe.
$108 dog perfume with woody, creamy undertones.
I mean, listen, that might sound crazy to some people.
Two sexual.
Don't Woody and Creamy.
This guy wants to talk his dog.
Woody.
Hot take.
Not even Woodsy.
Woody.
Creamy.
Stop.
May as well just say it's a red rocket.
Like, get out of here.
Ew, actually.
I'm sorry.
It was gross to me.
I like this idea a lot as a non-dog owner.
Obviously, I just, I don't like the smell of dogs.
So I would like this.
Azul doesn't smell.
I know he doesn't.
But if you get all up in a dog, if you sleep on a dog, you cuddle a dog.
Some dogs smell more than others.
Yeah, certain dogs smell.
I'm not going to breed shame.
but I don't like it.
And they have an extra gland
and it's just,
it's not for me,
certain dogs.
I am anti-Cologne.
So this is not the first dog.
On men or on dogs?
This is not the first dog clone
that's ever existed.
Yeah, like they'll do it.
I go to the groomer and I say no cologne.
Oh.
Well,
I'm assuming they have scented shampoos for dogs,
but there's a cologne also.
Some places will do a little spray.
I don't like it.
I'm just like leave it.
He's sensitive skin anyway.
Yeah,
I'm not saying that they're unsafe,
but, you know,
some vets have raised some concerns
about Jol Chingabon.
and other perfumes.
But I mean, they test them
and they make sure they're safe or whatever.
But I just think it's funny
because it's like dogs greet each other
by smelling each other's butt holes.
This is going to throw everything off.
What if their but holes smell,
what are you in cream?
That's what I'm saying.
Maybe they'll like it.
They're going to be catfishing each other.
Like, they get to know each other
by sniffing each other's butts.
Like, one of them smells like Dolce and Gabata.
I just feel the most popular dog at the park.
I think you should put it on Azul and see how it goes.
No, Azul's clone for you.
I just, I think it's funny because dogs don't want this.
Like, Azul,
like wants to roll around in a dead bird you know like dogs want to roll around in a carcass they like
if you were to put like an animal carcass in front of them and a dolce and gabana perfume they'd be like i'm
going to choose that disgusting smell the dirtier the better so i just think it's funny a hundred dollars
that is rich people shit you buy a hundred dollar cologne for your dog totally how it's like how rich
are you i buy cologne for my dog dolce yabana okay so the next i'm so excited i'm so excited i know
So Ashley told me about this.
I didn't even know this could exist.
Auntie Anns announces of fragrance infused with notes of buttery dough, salt, and a hint of sweetness.
It transforms the iconic aroma you love into a wearable scent.
I don't even know what to say.
Would you wear this?
So you know how I get.
I can't wear something that is going to make me hungry.
So I was wearing this deodor at one time.
I know how you get.
Like that's a thing about Ashley.
I've spoken about this.
You can't wear. You can't wear perfume.
I had to stop wearing that deodorant that smelled like Samoa cookies.
I had this deodorant and it was the scent of Samoa cookies.
It smelled delicious.
I was like, I can't wear it.
I'm just craving cookies all day.
I had sugar cookie body wash for years.
Did you ever want to lick me or?
But it doesn't stay in your skin.
I'm not up on you.
Okay.
You don't ever touch me.
But for me, like every time I would move my arm, I would be like wanting Girl Scout cookies.
I know what you're saying.
Well, I love that smell so much.
But I walk by it in the airport, I'm like, oh, my God, it makes me so happy.
I got the Muppitzer recently.
It just, it is the happiest scent.
But I don't know that I need to be walking around like it.
I want to smell it.
I want to smell it.
I want to reminisce about the late 1900s in the mall.
Like, that's peak.
The late 1900s.
I did this last week.
I'm saying Auntie Ann's heyday.
Oh, the mall.
The mall.
The mall.
The airport is new wave.
Yeah, the mall.
The Rossport Mall and Pittsburgh.
day always free samples. Do you remember? Yeah, you'd be in high school. That's the first place I'd go.
So it's at the entrance. I mean, a little pick me up. It's at the entrance. To my mall.
Okay. Ars was in the food court. I mean, there's probably 75 entrances to a mall, but it's the entrance that I always chose.
And there's always somebody standing there. Yeah, like, I would hit that sample. And like, you know, like you're young and you'll, like go back for seconds.
And the sample person's like, please stop what you're doing. Like, I'm going to get in trouble.
Like, my boss is watching. You can't just have, like, five samples. This is my lunch.
but I just think it's funny because you've been talking about anti-ans for years and I think
Oh, did you say what it's called?
Need like K-N-E-A-D, but I think it's a perfect name.
Perfect.
No notes.
We need to collab with them, provides only.
If anti-ans is going to drop a scent, they can drop a blow gel.
We need an anti-ans.
Oh, I was thinking like a pretzel themed dildo.
Anything.
I think we need to collab.
Like it just looks like just, it looks like a love of bread, but you fuck yourself with it.
Yeah.
Like a pretzel roll?
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. So that's our perfume report.
what's next? You guys, we are so excited to announce that we went on a movie date and we saw the movie of the summer, it ends with us. Yes, the movie the summer is not Deadpool and Wolverine. It is actually the star of that movie's wife's movie. They will leave you to believe they cross-promoted a lot. I think we'll talk about it. We're going to spill some tea. We're going to talk about it. We could not have loved it more. We'll get into it and we'll get into some of the controversy and the drama, but we had no notes. We loved it so much. I felt like,
like the second it ended, I wanted it starts with us to start. And that is exactly the experience
reading the book. You and I had the exact same experience. I read it before you, like a year or so before
you, whenever it was. The day after I finished it ends with us, I went out to the bookstore. I went to
the Strand in New York and bought it starts with us. And isn't exactly what you did. Like,
you have to just go right into it. I had just had breast reduction surgery. I wasn't supposed to
drive a car. And I finished. It ends with us. And I got in the car to go to Barnes Noble and buy it
starts with us. That's the first time I drove a car after having surgery. That's how much I wanted.
You have to get it in. Like I sat there in the theater like give me more.
I could have hours more I could have watched. And I, I talked a lot of shit about the casting because
I didn't really understand it because the main character is supposed to be like 23 in the book.
And Blake Lively is clearly not that. But one of my like real knocks to the book is I didn't
care for how young the character was. And they aged her up by like, I think almost 10 years.
Yeah. Which I really loved. Ashley and I are obsessed with Jenny Slee.
Slate and Hussein Minaj.
I didn't even know how badly I needed them to be a couple.
You always need them.
You always need Jenny Slate and Hassan.
They were an incredible, like, just comedy addition to this movie.
Of course, you could always change things or add things, but I really loved it.
I thought that they adhered to the themes of the book.
It was really well done.
Obviously, the movie and the book are about domestic violence.
I thought they were really powerful scenes.
I wanted to watch it again immediately as soon as it ended.
It's the closest book-to-movie adaptation I've seen.
seen them all. But it was my personal favorite in terms of an adaptation. And I love the book and I love
the movie and I thought everyone did an amazing job. And yeah, like we can get into it. I mean,
obviously domestic violence is a prevalent theme. But the movie itself, I mean, there is more to it.
It's not a true crime documentary. You know, there is some comedy. There are themes of friendship.
And it's a powerful theme of ending the cycle of abuse, which is, and of course we're spoiling this.
but I mean, I think that you can see that.
Most people read the book, but if you want to skip ahead, you don't want to know anything.
But I think most people know what this is about, and the trailer gives a lot away as well.
But, I mean, the theme is, it ends with us.
Like, we're ending this cycle of abuse, and I find that to be really powerful.
And before we even get into any of it, I obviously want to say that I can't speak as someone
who has experienced domestic violence.
And so I'm going to receive the movie and the book differently than someone who has.
So I can imagine someone who's watching that, and they're a survivor,
or they've experienced as close to them is going to have a different viewing experience.
They may be watching it with some more anxiety, more kind of like, when's the next scene going
to come?
What's it going to be like?
I'm able to experience it in a little bit different way because I'm not as triggered.
It's not going to be traumatizing for me.
So I can really appreciate that storyline, but also, like, I love the storyline of her
and Atlas.
Like, that's my favorite part of all of it is, like, that love story.
And that's why I loved it starts with us so much, too.
and the friendship between her and Jenny Slate,
who plays Alyssa and all of that as well.
And it's in Boston, so we love that it's in Boston.
I co-send everything that you said.
And I go into movies like this when I really love the book,
saying to myself, they're going to take some creative license,
they're going to eliminate some things that maybe I like
or maybe add some nuance to this.
And one of the knocks that I've heard in terms of domestic violence
is in the movie.
They sort of make it seem as though they speed through her leaving him.
There's not as much back and forth in reasoning with herself.
It's sort of, you know, this stuff happens.
She gets an apartment and then she tells them she wants a divorce.
I think they added a lot more in the book and they made it seem like much more of a thought process and a struggle.
And I think that just is what you're going to see in movies.
I mean, not every movie can be a five-hour movie.
And so I've seen people say that, but I think that if you read the book, you see that a lot more has been added to it.
And then, of course, welcomes you to read more about domestic violence just in general and get involved in support.
groups and Justin Baldoni specifically has been very vocal in terms of meeting with survivors of
domestic violence and talking about charities and saying that this really is a central theme of the
movie for him. Well, let's fucking talk about it. I mean, the main thing is there is this
what appears to be a rift between him and essentially the rest of the cast. I mean, this is not
new news. We really hope to have hot takes and not just be repetitive of all the stuff that you guys
have seen thus far. But, you know, just little backstories. I think Justin Baldoni loved this book so
much and he optioned it in 2019. At least five years ago, he optioned the book and Colleen
Hoover wanted him to star in it as well. So he's the executive director and star. And then
obviously Blake Lively got involved. And I mean, who's to say, you know, it just seems like
a true story of creative differences. And we've seen various things. They are completely on different
press tours, you know, like they're not together promoting it at all. There's, I think people said
Colleen Hoover and Blake lively unfollowed him on Instagram.
Did we confirm that they ever followed him?
I'm assuming they did.
Why would they?
I think that he really wanted Blake lively to be attached to this.
He is very complimentary to her in interviews.
I've heard him speak about her.
He calls her an iconic creative genius and that she was so phenomenal on the role.
And he really wanted her.
And to me, it might not even really be that deep.
Like, it could just be that he attached her to the project.
She attached her husband to the project.
Her and her husband are arguably some of the biggest stars in the world.
her best friend is the biggest star in the world, Taylor Swift.
And this has become the like Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively show or it's cross-promote with
Deadpool.
And Blake Lively is crediting her husband with writing this scenes in the movie.
She's like, people don't even know.
He wrote the rooftop scene.
And I don't know.
I'd be a little pissed if I was like, I optioned this.
I wanted to cast you and you and your husband have run away with this project.
And what's he going to do?
He can't stand up to these people.
They're the biggest stars in Hollywood.
Right.
And then people are saying Colleen Hoover is going to align with.
with them because they're the ones with more power. I mean, we're just speaking specatively. We don't
really know for sure. But I saw, I was just watching a TikTok of this girl saying that Blake lively
has been like, yeah, you know, me and Ryan, we always work on each other's projects. And she was like,
that's not normal. And I don't know if it is. I'm not a celebrity in Hollywood. But like,
yeah, yeah, Ryan rebuilt the rooftop scene. What do you, what do you guys expect? Ryan wrote it.
And it's just like, did everyone agree to that? You know, like, there's nothing wrong of being a
collaborative couple. You're both huge stars. And Ryan Reynolds is amazing. Don't get a twist. I
can't speak poorly of him because of my boyfriend, honestly. He will not allow it.
Oh, because he loves right around. His favorite movie's Deadpool. I love Ryan. No, so it's not that.
Well, that's funny. Didn't you have a boyfriend see her on Deadpool the same night that we saw?
Yes. I was like, we were the most basic couple in America. He saw Deadpool and Wolverine the night that
we saw and both of us could not have been more obsessed with the respective movies that we saw.
He was like, that was the best movie I've ever seen and you would hate every moment of it.
Because it's violent and there's a lot of blood and guts and whatever. But the promotion is very
different. I mean, Justin Maldoni leads with domestic violence. He does not want to be on this flowery,
even allude to it being a rom-com. It's not a rom-com. And I think that I don't feel that. I don't feel like
the promo shows that. That is not what I feel, but that is some people's critique. I do think there is a
narrative surrounding like make it a girl's night out kind of thing, but rom-com is not language.
I personally am using. But he doesn't want any part of that. Right. And I'm not saying Blake
lively is doing that, but the vibe is different. But also, the vibe doesn't
have to be a dark cloud.
Like, there's movies about so many different tragic things in the world that you're still
allowed to have premieres and dress up and be excited and be happy and smiley.
You know what I mean?
So it is different, though.
The promo is different.
And maybe he just doesn't want to be a part of what they're doing the rest of the cast.
I agree.
I mean, I actually was surprised at how much domestic violence was included in the trailer.
I mean, it is nothing but spoilers of the entire movie.
I mean, you see her being attacked violently.
You see her with bruises repeatedly in the trailer.
And then you and I had talked about, you know,
there's several times I've seen her give the exact same sound bite on several
white carpets where she says this character is so much more than that.
It's so much more nuanced.
There's other themes besides domestic violence.
But you and I had spoken about how like that might have been a really small soundbite
of a much longer interview.
Yeah.
And I get what she's trying to say.
She is trying to say like no one is defined by being abused.
That doesn't define your whole life.
but it is a central theme of the book and the movie because it's how the childhood was into the adulthood and ending the cycle.
And that is the prevalent theme in the movie.
But I do understand what she's trying to say there.
But the tone is different.
People aren't really loving her tone about it all.
And people love Justin Baldoni.
I mean, like, let's not forget.
Like, he's the one the one to make this movie.
I mean, every interview I've seen with him, he doesn't miss.
I mean, he's the real one.
And you will not make me hate him.
You know, and I'm also not hating Blake lively, but I'm just like,
if I had to pick a team, I'm going Justin.
I think I'm going Justin too.
And I really, I mean, the sound bite that you're referring to her saying,
I work on every single thing that my husband works on and he works on every single thing that I work on.
And I don't know that that's so, like, you should just expect that.
Right.
I think that Justin Baldoni might have just been like, all right, well, I got to make a movie,
which will argue really be the biggest movie of the summer.
There'll be a sequel to it.
I got to attach myself to this project.
These people kind of ran away with it and I'm going to have to kind of take the L.
Right. Didn't he say they'll do the sequel? Do you know this, Tessa?
He just made a, I forget, but he made a comment saying she should direct.
She should direct. Like he's like, I'm out and for that reason I'm out, you know.
So again, like there's so much content about this. No one knows for sure. He has handled it all very respectfully of everyone, very maturely. I mean, he's not, neither of them are throwing jabs at each other.
there's certainly not any sort of like public beef.
It's just very obvious that they're on their own journeys.
Yeah, it's interesting to watch.
Some people are saying it's just a publicity stunt.
But even, even I'm, don't worry, darling,
they were still, the whole cast clearly had a riff,
but they would be photographed together.
He won't even be photographed with her.
He's not going to the same events as her.
So I don't know.
It's really interesting to watch.
But Ashley and I really loved the movie.
The acting was phenomenal from every single actor.
I mean, it could not have been cast better.
The script was great.
I mean, it's so powerful.
I want to watch it again immediately.
The music.
You guys, they play My Tears Rickshay in its entirety.
I was hanging on by a threat.
Raina, I was head in my hand sobbing.
I thought they were going to stop.
Please stop playing this.
It's too much.
There was a montage.
She's getting the crib ready.
I was sobbing.
I could not hold it together.
Four minutes and 14 seconds.
The whole song.
The whole song.
Since when does a movie play a whole song?
So they didn't even think they could afford the song.
So Blake Lively said we did not have...
That's her best friend!
She said we did not have the budget
for a song like that.
She said we did not think we would be able to...
Yes, are in an interview.
She said we did not think we would be able to afford a song like that
with the budget allotted.
And I was like, why you just ask Tatei?
Rain, if you had a song and I was like,
can I use your song in my movie and you were like, you can't afford it.
I know that it's bigger than that.
Listen, I had to like figure this out too
because I was like, why didn't Taylor just give you the song?
That's crazy.
But like, I guess like...
Taylor could have recorded a third version.
Colleen's version.
Taylor could have to record.
She loves to re-record.
She loves to re-record. She's given to her.
She does this third version.
Or no, that would only be second version.
But yeah.
Yeah, so Taylor, Blake Lally was like, I wanted to find a place for it.
We found this perfect place.
I just knew we had to find the money for it.
Wait, you know all this backstory?
Did you know what I was going to bring this up?
No.
Oh, I mean, I wrote it in my notes after I left the movie of like the My Tears
Rikasay moment was, it was four minutes of trying to hold it together.
When I tell you guys, this movie, the amount of sniffling crying in that theater,
like, it was disgusting.
The amount of sobbing, like normally when I cry during a movie, I'm, I stifle it.
I'm not trying to cry out loud.
I don't, I'm not snout.
Like, you know, like sniffling.
Every person in that theater just bawling.
Yeah.
Also, I had a lot of wine before.
We did have some.
Can we see?
This is probably the most I cried because it started early.
So for me, I just so deeply love Lily and Atlas's story.
I said this when I finished the books.
I was like, my life has no meaning without them.
You know, so the second they came on screen.
as teenagers I started crying.
Every scene with them as teenagers, as adults, like I thought the casting was perfect
for the younger versions of them.
Like, I could not hold it together.
I mean, all of it.
I just, it was probably the most where it started too early.
Like, I was like, I'm going to have a hangover tomorrow.
Like, probably the only thing I can compare it to is a star is born, but a star is born.
I got emotional early on and a little bit throughout.
And then I just lost my mind at the end.
And I was walking home in New York and people were like, ma'am, are you okay?
You're supposed to cry on the streets of New York.
was just like just totally so I this was just probably the most continuous throughout yeah it was
a lot I loved it was amazing everybody was amazing I know we can't recommend seeing it enough it was
great I can't wait till it's streaming because I want to watch it again I know and I hope everybody's
good I mean they made a great movie like I hope you know but team Justin I know
Ryan rattles is so funny but listen okay no we still like them we still like them
We like all of them.
Yeah.
Tessa, what team are you on?
I'm not allowed to speak poorly of Deadpool.
All right, what team are you on?
I want team Justin.
Okay.
All right.
I think most people.
We're a team Justin family.
I haven't seen one in defense of Blake lively.
I know.
I don't know.
Also, you know, we don't want to pick teams.
I root for the underdog.
Okay, just going to take a quick break and we will get back into it.
So excited to tell you guys about Helix.
Every single night, I'm so blessed because of Helix.
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Next up, I am so excited.
I really have been complaining there's no television on.
And we have been blessed with season one of Love is Blind UK.
Oh, L-I-B-U-K.
Four episodes are out.
I think by the time this airs, there will be more episodes out.
And Ashley and I can recap towards the end.
But Ashley and I are the biggest Love is Blind fan.
Meher and Tessa just talked about it all night long.
We're obsessed.
I love this cast so much.
And they really aged up the cast for the UK.
So there's people that are like 37, 38.
Tom is 38.
Old people.
Lipstick Tom.
We'll talk about it.
I'm loving it
The people
They're so sexy
It's always my favorite
Dating franchise
Because this does seem to always
Be a crop of people
That is there like
For the quote unquote experiment
To get married
That isn't like
Fame hungry
And I don't know how they've done
So many seasons
In so many countries
That it has not been overrun
By people that are so fame hungry
And maybe they are
But so many of these people
I think that
There is more people married
From this show
Than any other
Yeah
show long term
And like long term
relationships.
Yeah.
People have stayed together.
So it's just a solid group of people.
Yeah.
We're such fans.
Everyone's really attractive.
Those guys, man.
They're hot.
Every guy.
I still think all the women are super hot too.
I'm attracted to everybody.
But women are better looking at it.
You know, in general, there's just more attractive women in the world.
Who are you the most attractive?
Now I'll tell you mind.
Oh, this is so tough.
Like, I have a power ranking.
Okay.
Because I'm attracted to them all for different reasons.
Who do you want to have sex with the most?
Sparkle eyes, earmuffet for me.
I don't know.
Like, I think I'm going to...
Okay.
The most perfect looking body person traditionally is Freddie.
Funeral.
Funeral on Freddy.
But it's too perfect.
Actually, like, I love that cute.
I love that handsome baby face look.
He has those beautiful eyes, but his body is too chiseled.
I'm not doing it.
I'm not touching it.
Also no facial hair.
I don't want it. Yeah, no facial hair.
Too perfect.
And then there.
All right, I know yours, but I thought I'm Mike of Tom.
I thought it was going to be Tom.
So Tom is like this dark horse that comes out at the end.
He proposes wearing full lipstick.
And he is that dry, like distinguished.
He's giving Colin Firth.
And I never thought Colin Firth was that handsome.
But his personality made him handsome.
It's like there's this moment where what did he say to her?
He asked her, spoiler.
alert he makes it to the honeymoon and he was like something like what's it like for you to be with somebody so far out of your league I laughed just so hard he was totally kidding so I had to rewind it because at first I thought he was saying like I feel like I'm somebody so out of my league and she was like shut up and I was like what he said and I rewinded it I was like oh he's negging her that's funny yes but like nagging her in a really playful way like you can tell he's attracted her and I just that's he's more serious but he has a playful side and I just that's he's more serious but he has a playful side and he's and he's
I'm attracted to that.
When I like to describe somebody that I'm attracted to, I always, I incorporate like that they make
fun of me.
I like that.
A million percent.
I need somebody that's going to roast me really hard.
And I like deep cuts.
Like, I want to know that you're making fun of me about something that, like, you really
know me in my soul.
It's, you know, I love language.
Not like your shoes are stupid.
Like something really about my personality you're going to make fun up.
Did you see what my brother texted?
I posted on my story in the family group chat?
What do you say?
And I'm just reading it because then I'll kind of tell you.
So on our family group chat, my mom, my dad, my brother, my mom texts this morning.
Ash, did you feel the earthquake yesterday?
Oh, my mom was having that text this morning too.
Oh, that's so cute.
I said, no, I never feel them in like a side eye.
I have yet to feel one.
My dad writes good, glad you're safe.
Matt writes immune to vibrations at this point, I guess, with a puk emoji.
Because he's talking about vibrators.
Because we're a sex company.
Yes.
It was so funny.
It caught me off guard.
This is 9 a.m.
I didn't even have my coffee.
I love that.
I posted on my story and I was like, is my brother serious?
And my boyfriend who doesn't do this very often,
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha replied to it.
I can't get him to laugh at me.
And his sister replied to it and said that's his type of joke.
Like that sounds like something he would say.
I'm like, oh yeah, they're very similar and how they make fun of me.
Like they, the way they will get going on me.
And I'm like, I love it.
That's my love language.
I'm so jealous of how funny your brother and my brother are all the time.
It's crazy.
They can host his podcast.
It would be a better podcast.
We should do that.
Remember, Trevor and Michael of stiff socks, had their dads.
Had their dads do it.
Our brothers.
Nobody's funnier.
We'd never come back from it.
People would be like, we don't like them anymore.
No, we would not be allowed to return.
It would be called boys got to eat and we'd be fired.
I'd be fine, honestly.
I'll take a commission.
With the way that they would look together.
Wait, our height difference is like a foot.
10 inches.
My brother is 5'7 on a good day.
My brother's 6.7.
Okay.
All right.
So,
so funny.
You're number one.
So my number one is Stephen,
obviously,
the CrossFit guy who owns the gym.
He's so big and he is like a big beard.
He's so sexy.
And you know how I know that I love him?
Here's how.
I wrote down this thing that he said.
I wrote it down.
I like went frame by frame to just tell you how this.
Listen,
if you meditate and you do journaling and grad it,
all that shit,
good for you.
It's not necessarily my type of man.
He said I do meditation in three parts.
Oh, that's right.
Pure breathing.
finding the rhythm, checking with the body.
Then I have my cold shower.
Then I do gratitude journals, plural.
Have you ever hurts something that is less my type in your life?
Are you sure he's an L.A. guy?
Like, that's crazy.
I didn't know people over there were doing this stuff that we do on that level.
How did they figure, how did they all become L.A. people?
They got all that woo-woo shit from us.
And then she's like, oh my God, me too.
Same.
I do all that shit.
And he said, I've never met anyone who's had similar.
mindset about those sort of things. Have you ever been to L.A. sir? No. That's every man here.
Don't, hey, sis, don't let him come here. That'll be every girl. It'll be every girl.
Every girl. I mean, I can't find a man that doesn't gratitude journal in the first thing in the morning.
Maybe you should just lean into it. And he's a cross-fit guy. I'll be single forever if I don't.
It's true. That's how I know I really love him though. I like, but it's the dichotomy of the
CrossFit is crazy. I mean, the four brothers, CrossFit, and then he's gratitude journal. I mean, he's an
interesting dude. I'll say that. I mean,
I'm not mad at it. I'm attracted to it. I'm
fascinated. I mean, he acknowledges it too. Like, I don't
understand how I became this way. I think
the line was very funny. He was like, I don't know
how I can speak to women.
Because he's just been around men his whole life, grown up.
You know, it was just kind of interesting.
Although, I will say, like,
you know, like you see men,
Beyonce got cheated on. I mean, the hottest people
in the world get cheated on. Like, just being
good looking. I'm not comparing Stephen to,
I'm not comparing him to Beyonce. But
even the best looking people in the world get cheated on.
So I think he's so hot, but like, I don't think it would hold my attention forever if, like, that was his lifestyle.
What are you trying to say you cheat on him?
Where are we going?
I would cheat on him with somebody that just wants to, like, eat pigskins and watch football on Sunday.
That is so funny.
All right, Tessa had a hot take on who he looks like.
Oh, yeah.
He looks like Post Malone without the tattoos.
It's like a hot post Malone.
At first I was like, what is she talking about?
But then I was like, I totally see it.
So I think, listen, I like you saying that Tom is the best looking because I, he is
right up the middle for me. He's not as perfect as funeral Freddie. Yeah. And the other guy,
Stephen, is just such a smoke. But this guy personality-wise hits for me. Tom. I love Catherine
because she cries all the time. No one has cried more. She would, that would be me. And again,
I keep bringing up this lipstick moment. But when Tom gets engaged, what is her name?
Maria. Maria. Maria. Spoiler alert. Who let her wear that heavy pigmented red lipstick? It's
everywhere. It's everywhere. I took some.
pictures of my TV. We'll put them up on the screen
on YouTube. It's everywhere. It's on her
hands. It's on her teeth.
They panned to her one time. She's covered
in lipstick. He's covered in lipstick.
And she's like, it's all over you. She's touching. She's trying
to get rid of it. It's a mess. It's a crime
scene. It's just red lipstick
is everywhere. He has to propose with a full lip.
He's in drag. You know, like, it's
wild looking. How did a producer be like?
Actually, the producer probably was like this will be funny.
I think the love is blind producers like this will be hilarious.
But like, I just think on the
Bachelor, they wouldn't let that fly. They'd be like, you can't
do this, you're going to be kissing, and it's going to be everywhere.
So this is why you've never seen it before.
This is why you're like, holy shit, because I feel like the producers of other shows
are like, we can't like take away from the moment with you, as you said, being in drag.
Like, we need, she cleans him up like six different times and it's still everywhere.
Oh, it's, she is bigger.
She is big full lips.
They're huge.
They're perfect.
No one is bigger assholes than the love is blind producers.
When they just aired that guy putting teardrops in his eyes.
Oh, they don't get.
of a fuck. And there was this one moment, which, again, I don't think they should have busted
up the moment. But when Catherine and Freddie are sitting talking on the bench, she is like a
big piece of hair like this. I was like, is he going to, is he going to smooth it? I know. Now I'm
worried about him as a guy. Like my man, you catch your hair up and I need you to fix it now.
Yeah. Just fix it. It's weird he didn't reach and do that. But I think the producers are like,
let it fly. I couldn't stop. Give people to stuff to talk about on Twitter. It was like the fly on
Mike Pence. I couldn't stop staring at it. I was like, are we going to fix this or not? And then the one
other thing I thought was really funny was
Freddie and Catherine's
grandparents having the same name and everyone was like
Are y'all doing a like 23 and me on this?
I gotta tell you so they keep it's Gigi right that's their
There's two sorry and Bill so the girl
They're called Mary and Bill
Okay different couple Stephen and Sabrina
She keeps calling her grandma Gigi
Yeah and he refers to his grandma as Gigi and she has a tattoo that says
Gigi and so that is a pretty common like grandma name and you and I named a vibrator
Gigi that's so funny so funny
We had to retire it, so we should also get tattoos.
But yeah, I just think it's funny because they're both very attractive and their grandparents
have the same name and everyone's like calling for them to get like DNA tests to see
their cousins.
That's so funny.
Well, I'm obsessed with the show.
I honestly, I miss it.
I texted you guys like I only have 30 minutes left.
I'm so sad.
So I can't wait for this season.
And I'm very invested in Benaya.
And what is it?
Nicole.
Nicole, yes.
I'm very, this is how they left you hanging on the.
last episode. So I'm curious to see
how that works out. Because when she
met Sam, that was all
wrong. And you could feel him trying to be like,
just trust me, just trust me. It's going to be fine.
And she's like, it's not fine. And so
they immediately were like, we're not going to do
this. And now she's going to talk to Benaya. I don't
know that they're going to be together, but I'm
excited for them to meet. I think
that Benaya probably falls along the line
of most people, which is like, I like you, I'd
like to try dating. You know, like, Tessa
brought up that, like, most of these people did not say, I love
you until immediately they proposed or after they proposed.
The I love you's felt a little forced for a lot of these couples.
And that's normal human behavior to me to be like, let's just try this out.
We'll see.
I love you.
I have to say that.
You know?
And that was his energy of like, I just kind of want to date.
Well, then wrong show.
Go to Bernie Man.
Find love there.
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remember it, it was Houston. He was engaged
to Stacey. Only two couples made it to the altar
that season. Oh, right, right. They ultimately
broke up. He, for
different reasons, he was broke.
credit card debt.
But he's gone on to be in perfect match
and he has a girlfriend now.
Well, he did.
Her name is Shelby Webb.
And this week she posted all these screenshots
of this girl messaging her saying,
I hooked up with him at this party.
I have nudes of him.
It's so funny because the messages are like
we tried to hook up in this one bedroom.
We got interrupted.
Went to the pool.
We tried to go up all the logistics.
It's like, girl, just go back home.
But this girl sent her all these receipts.
Izzy denied it.
And then she published all this on her Instagram story.
Yeah.
Oh, spilled all the tea.
I'm living for it.
Just aired it out.
He seems like a sleaze.
He seems, oh, didn't he cheat before?
Well, it was interesting because Stacey was previously engaged to him.
Yes.
It was kind of vague why they broke up.
I mean, she just, she ended it.
She walked away from the altar.
But she says that he was, I think, on dating apps.
And she found that out while they were,
doing the show and that contractually she could knock them out and say that.
Is that what's happened, Tessa?
Yeah, so contractually she couldn't say anything, but they had the time stamp of when a friend found her.
It was during the bachelorette parties of their season, which was three days before the wedding of their season.
He was found on dating apps?
Oh, okay.
Now, was it that he had a profile?
Because Ashley didn't always say you can delete an app from your phone.
It doesn't delete the profile.
So it could have been that he just had a profile.
But it doesn't sound like that.
But for the profile.
to be showing he has to be active active got it okay so and then what's happened since like did
stacey and this girl come together or something stacey and shelby yeah so stacey and shelby posted a
ticot together what calling him a broke bitch two tictoks there's there's a second real on her
instagram they're teaming up we're sisterhood i love this it's wild they're together and it's just
yeah i like it they're just like fuck this guy i feel like am i friend there's something else about him i just
There was something, he's just like not a great guy, right?
Well, so there was the red flag during his season when he had the lost and found in his apartment.
Do you remember how he kept like all of the stuff?
Girls.
And like from past hookups, everyone was like, he was just.
He's a little fuck boy, literally.
He's little, little fuck boy.
Yeah, he's little.
So we're loving this.
And are they like, I mean, I'm assuming they broke up him and Shelby.
Let's hope they don't get back together.
It's going to be.
Shelby said, she said, I thought we were going to get engaged.
We had shopped for engagement rings previously prior to me,
finding this out. I think she said three days before I found this out. And I think they have since
broken up if she's posting TikToks with Stacey. Yeah. And Stacey got messy right away. Like Stacey was not
like, let me not get involved in this. This is in the past. Stacey was like, hold my beer. Oh my God.
I mean immediately to Instagram story. See she's like the moment I've been waiting for. I just like her
energy. All right guys, just a few more things. So they announced the new Bachelor just a few days ago,
as you guys hear this. Just willy nilly in a tweet. Just here he is. I'm watching.
him on the screen at the time. Well, when you guys texted me last night and said they announced
a new bachelor, I thought that you were mistaken. But, but like, what have you done this before? Never
before. I'm watching it live on the West Coast, granted. So it was a couple hours since he'd been
sent home on the East Coast. But what? I'm watching him. For all I know, he's going to hometowns next week.
He's the new bachelor? I couldn't believe. I thought it was a mistake. I thought you must be mistaken.
I thought you met they announced the new golden bachelor. Yeah, I was like,
Tessa, what are you saying? So anyway, it's Grant Ellis, super hot, super sexy. And this is weird.
This is weird. This is not how they do things. They do way more fanfare around this. They'll do it after the final
rose. I mean, you guys know if you're familiar, if you even care about this. But so, like, the night he was
sent home by Jen, it was announced to be the next bachelor. The casting news came early before even the
reality shows, hometown dates, and is an apparent effort to find better suited contestants for the franchise stars.
I'm reading this from yahu.com. So they're saying basically,
that ABC rarely announces the next lead in the middle of a season, obviously, often timing it to after the, oh, that's how much so much.
So one of the entertainment weekly correspondence says, I don't recall a Bachelor ever being announced while his season was still airing.
The Good Morning in America, they didn't do all that. This just seems very rushed.
And Robert Mills, the VP of Alternative Series at ABC wrote on X, whatever I still say Twitter, that there was a reason for speeding up the announcement to give viewers following him on The Bachelor at Time to Apply.
So he tweeted, we are announcing Grant so quickly so people can still apply to be on his season if you think Grant is potentially the man of your dreams or you know someone who is who is apply ASAP.
But then I like this line in this article.
It says the decision follows criticism that the show cast for the series, not the specific lead.
So typically this is not how they roll.
They're like, apply to be on it and you get who you get.
They're not like apply to be with Grant.
So which one of you guys were saying?
It just seems like none of people are applying.
So they needed to encourage people to apply.
I mean, people are usually just like, I'll take anybody.
I'm assuming I get to be on TV. Maybe I'll fall in love. I'll get some Instagram followers.
And obviously whoever is going to be cast is going to be a nice enough person and certainly a good looking enough person. I'll take what I get.
Yeah. I mean, I think people used to really want to be on the show. And I think the show is probably on the decline. This isn't like an insult. We had Jen on. We love her. I don't really watch it like I used to. I've been very vocal about that. I'll have it on the background. I think there's so many other dating shows out there. Love Island. Top of
the food chain. Love is blind. I don't think people are as rabid to be on The Bachelor like they
were. And so it seems like they needed to do something to get people excited about it. And they said
they've been flooded with applications. I mean, and then Jen, it says, she had expressed disappointment
how her season was cast with a lack of diversity. There weren't enough Asian men, she said,
or there weren't a lot of Asian men. But then the reasoning is they weren't casting for her is what people
are saying. Like they, that she was a later pick. I mean, I don't know. I don't want to, I don't want to say
anything that we don't know for sure and we love her.
So, but there's that. It's like,
the timing doesn't always align there.
I think as long
as there are people that want to be Instagram stars
there will be people applying for every dating
show, The Bachelor included, but there's
just, as you said, such a wide
amount, a huge range of stuff
people can apply for, that they can also
be spicier and more fun. I mean,
Netflix and Hulu and all these other networks
are going to allow you at HBO as
FBoy Island. You can be crazier
and spicier on every single
show besides this. It's just, it feels dated. Yeah. It feels a little corny. What's the draw? And there's
better shows. I have to tell you, I used to know this top casting director on the show. I don't
think she's with the show anymore. She was like the top top. And I knew her from another friend and she was
like, we'd love you to be on it, you know, whatever. So we were going back and forth. And I submitted a
couple of things. I mean, I was in my 20s. And I was going down the process, not thinking I was going to do it.
And then I was like, if I'm going to really invest more time and energy into this, I got
know who it is.
And she told me, and it was Jake.
Jake Pavelka, that short little pilot.
Wasn't it Jake?
Jake and Vienna?
Remember Vienna?
And I also, his personality was so whack.
Like, he was one of the worst.
In Vienna, but she was like an original villain.
I got into The Bachelor and then I think I took 10 years off.
Like, you know all the middle people.
And then when we started the show and I made it.
you, I got like really into the bachelor again.
So I missed a lot of people in the middle.
That's our Bachelor tea.
I mean, crazy to announce it.
I feel for him, you know, like I guess it's better if now the applications are going to be women who are really excited about him.
So that works in his favor.
But his announcement, I mean, just got the shit end of the stick.
I mean, he is sexy and I think he's fun on the show.
And it's like, you know, they couldn't announce like, Zach as the Bachelor ahead of time.
Who would have signed up for it?
Me.
I was, I mean, we were.
You wouldn't.
You could have fucked that guy that night at the hotel.
You didn't.
I was in the DMs.
Actually, no one was more available to you than that guy.
And even you were like, it's down the hall.
I don't want it.
It's too far.
You guys were new around here, Zach and I had a moment.
He DM'd you.
Zach Chal Cross.
And I think he is still with the woman he picked at the end of that show.
Who cares.
And they just faded into oblivion.
And one more Bachelor tidbit is they did announce the men of the golden bachelorette,
who was going to be Joan.
She's so gorgeous.
we love Joan and they
announce these guys and they are some
sexy zaddies. I'm they cute.
Isn't it so wholesome? I just love it.
These are just all these people's dads.
Like it's like your dad.
Watch your dad on television.
I can't even imagine it. Just run game.
I don't even want to think about it.
Okay, I can't. I actually, okay, let me,
I'm ever, would you rather for you?
I can, your dad.
Your dad's been on these streets.
Such a fuck boy.
I can picture your dad running game.
Would you rather?
Watch your dad just like fumble
the ball so hard, just have no game at all, can't do it. You're just like, this is human, or would you
rather your dad have just like mad ris? You're just like, ugh, he is just running the hardest game.
He's so good at this. It's gross. I don't think either. I just, I can't see him any other way than I've
experienced him. Like, I couldn't watch something that I was like, I don't know my dad at all, you know,
so I would need him to be exactly how I know him to watch him get rejected. I'd never recover.
I'd also be like so upset. I'd be like, I'm, like, I'm going to be like, I'm.
gonna kill her.
You know what I mean?
Like, what if you watched your dad get dumped on TV?
It's unnatural.
You're not supposed to watch it in this direction.
Okay, people are like, oh my mom's gonna see this.
But like, that's cute.
You're like, oh my god, my daughter's gonna see this.
Right.
Like, watching your dad make out?
That's disgusting.
On ABC.
Stop.
Okay, my, and Tessa, I want to read.
I would rather watch my dad be super awkward than my dad be like such a,
it's too sexually charged if your dad is like so much risk.
It's gross.
No, no, no.
Yeah, it's weird.
I don't want to watch my dad be sexy.
But I would want to watch him be funny because that's the whole thing of my dad.
Like, my mom will tell you, she's like, your dad was the least hot guy I was dating.
You know, she was like, of all the guys I was dating at the time when I met your father, he got me because he was funny.
He is funny.
And I think my dad glowed up at 60.
I think you look at him now and you're like, that's a good looking guy.
But like, I just, that wasn't really him in his, like, 20s and 30.
Like he wasn't.
Your dad's hot now.
He's tall.
He's tall and gray.
He's hot.
The gray looks really good on him.
But looking back, he was just like kind of, he was tall.
So it's, you know, he was a big, bigger dude.
But my mom was like, it was his personality that got me.
So if my dad was on TV and he wasn't crushing it with the jokes, I'd be devastated.
Okay.
So you want him just be able to, like, land a punchline.
Yeah, like, I don't, he can just be the funny guy in the house.
He's there to make friends, you know.
Like, I don't even to see him with the woman.
I just want him to shine in the frat house.
In his comedy.
Okay.
Yeah.
Tessa, what's your answer?
You want your dad to be a playboy?
Because his dad's pretty good looking.
Well, he's young.
He's like our age.
Well, Tess, his mom is so pretty, too.
Like, they're like a hot couple.
Doesn't your dad have adult braces?
Or does he have evisaline?
Actually.
Or does he have evisaline?
Do you have braces?
Yes.
No, he does not have braces.
He has an envisaline, but he's bald, which is why I ran it like that.
Yes.
I mean, he's like, yeah.
Does he still have it or is his teeth all, like, fixed now?
I think this year, they keep lying to him.
They keep telling him it's almost over.
He's not there over.
He's got once he gets those evilines off.
Yeah, it's time he picked.
Raina he's married
You're the one talking about it
Her dad probably would get cast
If he was available
Your dad's got some swine
That bald spot
Your mom could be cast too
Your mom looks exactly like you guys
Could be sisters
Yeah it's a beautiful family
Yeah
Okay
Do we get you to answer
You want your dad have a game
Or be awkward
I'd rather than be awkward
Yeah me too awkward
Awkward across the board
But not too awkward
What if people like your dad's a dork
I would die
Because my dad is cool
My dad just wouldn't talk.
Yeah.
Like, I think my dad would just sit there in silence and then he'd get really drunk and he'd be like, I want to go.
And then he would fart.
He farts all.
Your dad would be in that blooper real farting.
He just gaslights you.
Like, it's not happening.
Literally gas lights.
Okay.
Just a couple other things you just look forward to.
Stasi Schroeder is back on television.
Vanderpumpfila season two.
I didn't watch season one.
So maybe I'll watch season two now.
Okay.
And the trailer for Tell Me Lies Season 2 is out.
I am obsessed with Tell Me Lies Season 1.
it Hulu? It's on Hulu. It is such a sexy show. I really can't recommend it enough. I cannot wait
to that to come out. And that show will be out the first week of September. We'll give you like a
rundown and all the shows out that week. There's a lot that week. Just don't talk to us. We love Tommy Lies.
We have loved it since the beginning. We were talking about this, what, years ago at this point,
season one, we got the screeners. We were like all excited. And so we're obsessed with it. And this looks,
it looks so spicy. So I didn't know what they were going to do with the show because the show ended two years ago.
and they end the show, fast forwarding to him being engaged to a friend of hers.
So it's way after college, but they rewound season two to start at the, yes, in college.
Okay.
Well, that is pretty much it.
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