Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Jalen Hurts, Vanderpump Villa, and Is Bill Belichick OK?

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Martha Stewart's Uber Eats controversy The Academy now has to watch all nominated films Eagles' White House visit & Jalen Hurts skipping Bill Belichick being whipped by his 24yo girlfriend Cowboy Carter tour kickoff Our post-Stagecoach hang with Jelly Roll Vanderpump Villa and The Valley Headlines: Travis Kelce unfollowing Ryan Reynolds, new Golden Bachelor, and Gwyneth Paltrow eating carbs Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Aura Frames: Get $35 off and free shipping on the Carver Mat frame at https://auraframes.com with code GGE. Nutrafol: Get $10 off any order and free shipping when you subscribe at https://nutrafol.com with code GGEGIFT. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. What's been up? What's Bobbin? I've been dying to tell you this thing that happened. What?

Welcome to the snack. Do we usually say that? No. Oh, okay. Well, you record. There's a thing that says, welcome to the snack. Oh, right. Right?

I don't know. This is our first day. So this, my, I often get my neighbor's packages and they get mine all the time because I'm not going to give you guys my house number, but like I live at like 100. They live at like 100 and a half. The half is weird. They live like their house is like connected to the best of mind. Imagine having a half.

It's so embarrassing. No, when I would like look at houses, I'm not living in a half. If I had to live in the half, I would like, I would like lobby the state. Like how do you get that change? Lobby the state. Is that why people like email senators? Like I don't know what I'm doing. You're like a half a person.

Like I can't be in the half. You could be in the half. I live in the full year in the half next door. I think their house is actually, I was going to say my house is nicer than theirs. I think there's actually bigger than mine. But anyway, so I get their packages a lot and I have the husband's cell phone number because I'm the only thing we ever talk about is I got your package. Yeah, yeah.

So this morning, I saw that I had gotten one of their packages. And so I was in my pajamas taking the trash out, which is the only reason I want to get a boyfriend is so somebody can take those trash cans out. I don't care about anything else. It's, it is their main chore. I don't, it's the only thing I want a man for. Is there any woman out there in a relationship with that? the man that's taking the trash out because says, let's talk.

You should break up. I mean, I have to get, so I worry that people are going to go through my trash at night on the street because I live in Venice. So I take it out in the morning and I had to get up at like 6.30 to do this. Anyways. What? Okay, you need to put this in your dating app. Just looking for a man to take the trash out.

That is what I'm looking for. Even though I'm at our trash. Yeah. That's why they have to deal with the trash. Just like, like it tracks like. Trash take yourself out. Okay. So I was in my pajamas.

I took the trash and I got one of their packages, so I was going to bring it over to them. And so I did, I tossed it over the gate. And I tripped so hard. I didn't, I fell. I fell down their stuff. Yes. And I was like, okay, no one saw it.

And then I realized there was a security camera pointed right at me. Oh. Do you think they watched it? Yes. They are group chats. They have a family chat. The kids have watched it. A hundred percent.

You're going to end up in one of those compilations. And they're, I'm going to be on ring cam. Yes. They're also like not an age where I'm like, they won't make fun of it. They're too old to admit. Like your parents would be kind at least. They're not a kind age. No.

They're in their 30s. That's timeless is making fun of people falling. Jenny, do you see what Jenny posted this morning? No. Jenny Jones, a good friend of ours, caught on the ring cam, this teenager hitting her car. With his car? Yeah. And kept driving, hit and run.

Caught on the ring cam. she's like, oh, okay, where car's all fucked up? You see it happen? But can you get the license plate off of it or no? I think the kid might live in the neighborhood. I didn't see all the details. But yeah, I think they're going to have to figure it out.

I think it's pretty obvious. Find the car. Yeah. That is crazy. I don't know if I got to my head if I'd want to watch somebody hit my car. I think it's too, like, upsetting to me. I don't want to watch it.

And drive away. Yeah, I can't watch it. Like, everybody makes mistakes. Like, if you hit it, you stopped your car, you got out. You looked around, tried to find me. you left a note, but to keep it moving, I might have to kill you. I know.

Not if you can't find me. I'm too insulted. It's the insult for me. It's not the vandalism. It's the insult for me. I just, I know that I am on a group chat this morning. Everyone's making fun of me.

I'm tripping. It's the pajamas. I tripped down a step. What pajamas? Were they sexy? They were, they are set. I knew it.

They weren't two. No, actually, it's my bed. It's my skims black, the ones that we both have, like, it's a set. It's a set.

It's cuter than you dress when your pajamas. Yeah, that's fair. It's not like a big tee. Raina, you don't see me at night. You sent me a photo the other day with that homin on the other day. I want some new cute pajamas from negative. You did? That's nice.

Before that, I always wear Tommy John. You've seen me in a big sleepy shirt once. You wear a big sleepy shirt once. All right, let's take our partners. Thank you to Our Frames. Get $35 off and free shipping on the Carver Met, at auraframes.com with code GGE. And thank you to Nutraful.

Get $10 off any order and free shipping when you subscribe at Nutraful.com with code GGE gift. Okay, so we're going to kick it off with a fraud report. And that's a little snarky. It's about politics. We're just kidding. But it could be. That's just the whole administration is a constant fraud report.

2025. No, so we say this with love because we are kicking it off with Martha Stewart. Queen of our life. She's a fraud. No. Always free Martha. But tell us what happened. So Uber Eats spokesperson, Martha Stewart admits she has never ordered food delivery. So she was on an interview with, was it Kelly Clarkson? Yeah.

And she admits that she's never ordered food delivery. And she says she cooks or she doesn't eat or they go out or she doesn't eat. But she would never. And Kelly Clarkson was like, you don't ever have a moment where you're thinking like it's time for Taco Bell like right now? And Martha was like, no, Kelly. weird thing to say. I get it. It's funny, but I never would have thought Martha Stewart was ordering Taco Bell. Let's be real. That's a cute, funny thing for Kelly to say, but like, you never ordered like a five-star meal, Martha, you know, like, but is she actually Uber Eats spokesperson or was she just in like a Super Bowl commercial? She was the 2025 Super Bowl commercial. Okay. So, so arguably the biggest

commercial. I respect Martha, anything she does always. She's such a queen. I think UberEats should have been like, hey, can you just order this once? Like, can you just, just to say you did it? Like, I don't think that Jennifer Aniston used a vino lotion every day. That's true. Whoever the fuck, Kendall Jenner uses L'Oreal or whatever, all those high. But like, those people aren't saying I'd never use makeup or lotion before, you know, like I.

True. It is. That's so true. I've never used lotion. It's, I mean, she is just, she's going to do her always. but I think Uber Eats should have been like, can you just order it? We'll send it just so you can say you did it

because we are paying you millions of dollars. Do you think, so you and I get these contracts that, for example, like if we do a contract for social media posts with Delta, the contract will typically say for 60 to 90 days, you can't post about another airline or something. Do you think Uber Eats was like, you can't announce to the world for 60 to 90 days

that you don't order delivery? And she's like, today's the day. I doubt they even thought of that. But I just think. Who would do that? contract should have been like must order once, must feel like a commoner once. I mean, talk about was a weird example. You've never been like drunk and high.

I've been like Chinese food sounds good. Yeah. Pizza. Like, well, do you think like food delivery was really in its prime when she was in jail? You know, like,

do you think she missed the moment? I think the moment is now. It's the moment. What I'm saying, like when she was in jail, that's probably when it started to, I mean, we've always been able to order.

Domino's pizza and stuff. But the days of Uber eats and postmates and stuff, like, when would you say that heyday was? I think she might have been in jail. And then she gets out of jail and she's like, I'm living like a queen. I'm a free woman. I'm going out to eat or I'm not eating. You think she's just like, I've roughed it enough. Or she just missed, she doesn't know how to do it.

I thought she just lived in the middle of Connecticut and none of these places will deliver to her. There's also. And it is funny. Like, I'm not calling you old, Martha. I'm just saying people of a certain generation. Like my dad only knows how to use. DoorDash. It's the only one he's capable of using, he goes on the website.

I kind of forgot she was old. Like, she's just such an icon, but you're so right. Like, I ordered this Indian food for, there's this great Indian restaurant randomly in Dover, Delaware. And I would get it with my parents. We had it like sometimes when I was living with them during COVID, and they would go pick it up. Always picked it up. You know, 30 minute round trip or more. And so when I was home once, I was like, we should order it.

My parents were like, what? And I'm like, they'll bring it. Someone will bring it. they'll come down the long dirt road to this farmhouse and they will bring it. And they were like, no, they won't. And I'm like, yeah, they will. Did you have these things when you were a kid? Like we had these, this sounds so old.

We had these guides of restaurant menus at home that you could order for pickup. And like you had to obviously go get it. But we had this like, it was in like the junk drawer and it had all of the restaurants and like their offerings for pickup. It was like unheard of growing up that you could get it brought to you. Oh, for sure. No, that's only, I feel like this is only as of late, even that they would go to my parents. And it's not, I don't even know if it's DoorDash.

I mean, it's going to be Uber Eats or it's just like bare bones, but they'll come. But I think, yeah, I think she's just old and I don't fault her for this. I just think it's funny. Like, she gives no fucks. No, she doesn't care. She's like, I'm the spokesperson for this thing. I would never use it. Okay.

And then the next fraud. The Academy members must now watch all nominees in order to vote. So for the Academy Awards, they're saying now anybody who votes on this must watch all the films. And I feel like everyone's head exploded. Like, I didn't know this was happening. Okay, so do they have to watch everything nominated to vote for anything or you just need to watch all the movies in the category you're voting on? Or is that on how it works? Because I don't understand it.

Because that's a ton of movies. That would be your whole year sitting around watching movies. In a procedural change, Academy members must now watch all nominated films in each category to be eligible to vote in the final round for the Oscars. All designated nominations will have to be included in the final ballot. So yes, they have to watch all of them. I just don't think that that's a crazy ask. You signed up for this job. You want to say what's the best?

I watched Enora and maybe one or two other movies that were nominated. And I think Anora was the best and it won. But like, I'm not qualified to make that decision. It's crazy if people were voting in categories. I don't know how the voting works. But if they were voting in categories that they had not seen all of the movies in that category, that's so unfair and fucked up. And I love the reactions to it.

It was like, what were they voting for until now? Trailers? What? This wasn't a role? How the heck do you vote for an Oscar if you didn't watch all the films? Like, a lot of people were responding. This makes me question the integrity of previous Oscar wins. Yeah, you should.

Imagine if Dune Part 2 didn't get an award simply because voters couldn't be bothered to sit through a two-hour film. And the clip they saw felt too boring or confusing without contacts. There are so many more. I mean, I really don't understand it. The implied concept of the best of, et cetera, is that you've tried all of it. Like I would never say the best sandwich in L.A. is whatever the fuck if I haven't tried all of them. And I'm on a mission and I am trying. Yeah. But that's the basis of the concept of best of. Well, it's so unfair to all the people in the category that you didn't watch. How do you live with yourself? So how did this come to light? Do you think somebody like jokingly like over drinks was like, listen, I didn't really watch all them.

And someone else was like, wait, I didn't either. No, or there's like a whistleblower from the inside. They're like, people are not watching these movies. Like, do you think they just found out that people are not watching them? Well, also, how do you prove it? That people didn't watch it? No, I think they should be sequestered. Like Conclave. And I think that the smoke should go up when they're done watching.

But I'm saying they could have fallen asleep. Like, unless someone is there with you holding your eyes open, how can you prove it? You have, you have. No, but don't think it to watch them at home? I'm saying you plants. You put them all in a theater and then you plant people like undercover cops. This sounds expensive. But my tax dollars are not going to that.

Well, I think that, listen, people become really famous from winning Oscars. I think that, like, the... Totally. I think that the qualifications for winning these things should, like, match how great it is to win the thing. Yeah. I just, I think it's hard to monitor all these people. Like, I think,

can't they be like, you got to watch the movies, and they're like, we'll watch the movies. Yeah, yeah, we'll watch them. Also, like, if you... I just wanted to do community service, and I just went and someone signed my paper. Well, that doesn't seem fair. to me. Like there should be...

It wasn't fair. Like, these people should be sequestered. It feels unfair. And also, if you have reached the level of being able to vote for the best movies in the country, the best actors and actresses, like, don't you have any integrity? Don't you want to see all of them? Like, isn't it? Aren't you just in it for like the love of the game at this point?

I don't know. I think it's all shady. I agree. You know? Okay. So that ends the fraud report, sort of. We're going to transition into something that's very sensitive to me. And this is that the Eagles went to the White House.

House. Well, some of them. So this hurt. This hurt. You know, I was holding my breath. I didn't know if they were going. They were rumors they weren't going. Then they were. And then it was confirmed that they would go. And I was like, please God, please know, you know, because they didn't go in 2018, notoriously. Things are so much worse now. Following the Super Bowl win. If you guys don't know. Of course. The team that wins the Super Bowl gets invited to the White House. This is, you know, how it's always been. And then last week at the Time 100 gala, they asked Jalen Hertz on the red carpet if he was going to go to the White House. And the way he deflected, it was like this smirk. Someone was like, I've never seen this emoji in real life. Like, it was this like smirk and this look

away and this like, he just didn't answer the question. And they just, they kept it moving. Are you planning on visiting the White House next week? Oh, thank you so much. Yeah. Thank you. Whatever you feel about her asking him that is whatever. He's been asked about Trump before. he got asked like, are you nervous to play on the Super Bowl with the president being there? And he just said, like, next question, please. You know, like, he doesn't want to be asked about it. It was really interesting to watch.

The clip is, like, nine to ten seconds, and she asks him the question. He says, um, and then he is just silent. No, it's really a lesson in how to not answer a fucking question. You just don't have to answer it. He didn't, like, leave. He just stood there, looked around. He's just looking fine as hell. That man gets hotter every day.

Some people know this. Some people don't. You know his management team is all women. He is such an icon. So he didn't go along with A.J. Brown, Devante Smith and Darius Slay Jr., who we did pick is our cabinet pick for the Department of Defense. Sleigh. And they said they had scheduling conflicts, which I feel like the internet is grabbing onto that.

Like, oh, you got to keep that dentist appointment. It will be hard to reschedule. We understand scheduling conflicts. Like people like, we need March that says scheduling conflicts. Also, they've had this date since, I think, the beginning of March. So, I mean, it's hilarious that they sense. made a statement and they stood on business and you love to see it and there are so many comments on the Eagles post, which I will talk about and Jalen Hertz's latest post, which was just

I think a GQ photo shoot looking so good and just praising the decision not to go. And I understand wanting to go to the White House. It's a once in a lifetime opportunity for anybody. If you were a football player, you dream of winning the Super Bowl and going to the White House and meeting the president. Like I understand wanting to go and I understand being like, I don't care who the president is. I'm going to go. You know, maybe I'm not too involved in politics. Well, politics affects all of us. So there is that. But I'm so sad this even has to be a discussion. And, you know, I just, the language of the Eagles Post and also the language a lot of people use

when I talk about this is like this longstanding tradition and like respect for the office. And I hate that bullshit so much. Like I hate that like using tradition as an excuse when the president is trying to dismantle all of our traditions of democracy, freedom of the press, free speech, the Constitution and the Supreme Court, our judicial system. He's deporting U.S. citizens. I don't want to say like some people don't think about that deeply, but like some people just

don't think about that deeply. I think some people, to your point, are like, this is the greatest honor of my life. Listen, I wouldn't go. I'm not arguing going. I wouldn't go. But I think some people are like, I'm an athlete. I've trained my whole life for this. This is the thing I care about the most.

I'm going to go. Yeah. I still want to say that overall, this is like a bigger conversation to me when we talk about other people even in the comments being like, this is a tradition. It's like so many traditions in America are problematic and harmful. People used to have slaves. Marriage used to be between a man and a woman only. Women didn't have rights. Like let's cut the crap with the tradition and respect the office. Why are you respecting someone who doesn't respect this country? Women couldn't take out credit cards. No one is disrespecting the country more than the president. And I know that. that not everybody thinks that deeply about it, but I just don't like that language. And I feel like you have to draw the line somewhere. Like if this person is causing harm to the country as a whole, like let's no longer respect the office. You don't have to. So I don't know. I just, I felt like it wasn't aligned. Like everybody's in my DMs about this. Like wanting to hear me talk about it, what do you think about them going? Like Sequin Barclay went and like golfed with the president. And it does bother me. You know, I feel like even with the Eagles, like their main cause is the

Autism Foundation and what RFK is saying about people with autism. It's just so offensive and so wrong. And so it just felt not aligned with their values. And I understand people wanting to go. And I just, I disagree with as a whole, like, it's tradition and you got to respect the office. And it's like, you don't if the person in the office is not respecting this country. And so some of them went, some of them didn't. And I love the Jalen Hertz didn't go.

and like some of the OGs and like Devonte Smith and AJ Brown and like Darius Slay like and I feel like they were like we're going to make the statement and like we're going to show like what we stand for and not go to the White House. Well more sports news. Okay. Moving on to more sports news. Bill Belichick and his child bride are in the news again. His 24 year old girlfriend.

So he is on a press tour to promote his new book and this interview on CBS has gone pretty viral. He is in the chair doing an interview and he had shown up with the girls. girlfriend. She was sort of on the sidelines of this. It was just the two of them. And it's caught on tape that he has asked, how do they meet? And she interjects and says, we are not talking about this. Pretty forcefully, this 24-year-old talking to one of the greatest coaches of all time. And it was also reported throughout the interview she had repeatedly interjected and at one point walked off the set and delayed the interview for 30 minutes. It's an interesting vibe.

Every time these people come up, I have to Google that age gap again. And I cannot believe it. What's his age 79? They're 48 years apart. But he's, okay. She's 24. He's 70. Why did I stop being able to that?

He's 73 and she's 24. It's almost 50 years. It's almost 50 years. Like, I just, to date someone that could be your grandfather. I can't comprehend it. I can't have my head around. But that makes her interrupting and acting like this less. talking to me because I'm like, I don't understand this person to begin with.

Well, it's just, it's crazy to see one of, I mean, arguably one of the greatest football coaches of all time being bossed around by this little girl. And so people like, it's elder abuse. And I'm like, I don't think, and would say what you want to say, it was certainly awkward. It seemed off. But he's, Bill Belichick is coaching. Like, he's fine. He's with it still. Right? I mean, are people thinking like he's incapacitated and people are saying that I don't, I don't believe it. But, you know, there's been. people saying like he's because he's the coach at unc now like unc is this problem on their hands i mean to me this was a there's plenty of 24 year olds that are capable and smart tessa um and it seems like

just a child throwing a tantrum and he doesn't have a big reaction to her when she does it and to me again that feels like a parent just trying to like placate a little kid well so she cut in quick when they asked how they met which it's like did you guys really meet when she was in high school be honest you know is this like a sensitive topic, but apparently they met on a flight in 2021. And so she was 20 or 21 then. She could have been 20, 20 years old, met this old man on a flight. And that's how they started this relationship. I guess that was the beginning or whatever.

But she also was interrupting him throughout and correcting him. And some stuff was about football. Like this is insane to me. And there's more happening. So she posted on her Instagram as we record. on Tuesday four hours ago, this email that went out from Bill Belichick to people kind of about his frustrations with the press and how they're treating his story and his book. And it feels like, why is she posting this? It feels so out of pocket. So it took me a few minutes to understand this.

You and I were like reading this email because she didn't like write anything after she posted that email. And I was like, what is she trying to say here? And I think she's trying to say like, behind the scenes, I had this conversation with Bill and Bill had this conversation with other people where he was like, I don't want my relationship to be the focus this. I want the book to be the focus of it. And I think this is an example of somebody who's pretty young and not understanding the nuances of what he was saying to somebody and what a private conversation versus a public conversation is. And a real publicist would have handled this differently.

Well, yeah, their comments are like, hey, you know, maybe you guys should get a publicist involved in this. I mean, the email she posted has someone's full email address in it. It's just so weird. But the interview itself, I mean, it's hard to. watch, you're like, what is happening here? And he's worth $70 million. If I'm his kids, he has three kids. If I'm watching that interview, I'm like, oh, we're not getting any money. Like, the only people that should be concerned about this are the people who are in his will

because that girl's taken it all. Like, that's the vibe. I think people are like, something's off here. Elder abuse feels a little extreme because this is a grown man who's working, who doesn't appear to really have any cognitive problems yet. So I don't know. know if I'd go there, but something to feel like this girl is, like, in control of some shit. And maybe his family is worried. She certainly feels that she has been empowered to say these type of things. You don't really see it very often. Like, when you see men, date women that are this much younger.

Yeah. They certainly, like, know their role, quote unquote. Yeah. And it's not to sit on the sidelines and yell at people. And I, what I find odd is that he would allow this to happen. Like, why doesn't he have a team with him in the room? I don't think it's elder abuse. I just think it was, like, idioticry.

This is a football coach. This is Tom Brady's coach. This is a man that has told grown men what to do and screamed in their faces his whole career. What is happening? He can't tell this girl like, hey, I got this. Pipe down. Right. That is really so funny.

The largest men on earth. He is, what, the winningest Super Bowl coach in history? Like he tells Tom Brady what to do. He can't tell this 24-year-old girl what to do? It's crazy. Listen, she's sucking that dick good. Okay. It's like she's got that Megan Markle dicks up your ability.

Their relationship is so icked. You know what? We don't try to judge, but a 50 year age difference, I'm judging. No matter what the gender breakdown is. You're allowed to judge it. Those old balls. I could. No, it's just, it's the butt for me.

It's the sad. You know like when a guy walks to the bathroom after sex and you're just like, oh. Yeah. I guess he does, is going to have a saggy butt. I was like, you can't keep it lifted past 70. Got those old hands. I have old hands. You've got to get on that pinker routine like I do.

Listen, I put retinal and vitamin C on these babies. So we are frustrated that this is going to be dated because apparently there's a statement, another statement coming today as we record. Jordan said so. So I don't know what's about to happen. Bill Belichick's publicist. So I'm sorry, you guys. I mean, she posted the email and the caption of the email says full statement to be released later today. From who?

From you? What is happening? She's like, me and my sorority girlies, just tie something up. Yeah. Okay. Well, anyway, let's talk about our partners and then we will get back into it. I am telling you guys about ORA Frames. So Mother's Day is coming up.

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morning routine. Okay, so big tour kickoff last night. Beyonce is back on tour, kicked it off in L.A. It's Beyonce season. Everybody is Cowboy Carter season. She kicked off her Cowboy Carter tour this week. She's got like five or six shows. I'm one of the last one.

So I'm going to next Friday, May 9th. I couldn't go this weekend. I will be in Miami and Tampa for shows. So you guys come see me. I'm on tour and I'm really excited to be there. But Tessa went last night. Yes, I did. It was absolutely incredible. It was my first time seeing Beyonce. Oh, it was very excited. Yeah, it was my first time. So it felt very special.

And you love the outfits? Yes, no, the outfits were fantastic. It was like I got why she was a goat. Like I think I literally said like, oh shit, when she like came on the stage. Yeah. People loved it. We had some boots on the ground last night. Our friend Taylor won, who you were going with last night. She said it was tied with Renaissance for her favorite tour. She said it was more lemonade than Renaissance. Okay. And that the costumes were great. Blue Ivy was there. dancing, I mean, she is killing it. She's like

dances like her mom now. So she came out on stage, Beyonce's daughter, Rumi came out, just so adorable. She doesn't have like the choreo yet. But when she turned out and hugged her mom, it's just, it's this moment. So basically Beyonce's singing and Rumi is in front of her. And when she's talking, Ruby turns around and hugs

her and it's just, it's like, it hit me like Beyonce is someone's mom. I know. She's all of our mothers. She's just like, I don't care that we're on stage in front of all these people. That's my mom. I know. Isn't that so cute? It's really so cute.

So we're really excited. I mean, I can't wait to go next week. And people are loving it. So. Costumes look great. Yeah. I mean, I can't decide what to wear because there's so much walking and standing. I want you to wear that skirt that you wore our shirt.

Yeah, but like I just, going to Beyonce before, I did wear boots and I regretted it. My feet hurt by the end of the night. Like, I want to wear sneakers, but you can't wear sneakers with any Western outfit. That's not a thing. Well, that skirt. You got to wear cowboy boots. That skirt has like tassels. you might not be able to, how high is enough?

I have to wear a boot. I would look crazy. I would never, but. Yeah. So, anyway, happy Beyonce season, you guys. And if you're going, just, you know, send us picks. Let us know what you think and have fun out there. And then on the same country note, stagecoach was last weekend.

Nothing really crazy happened except in our world, jelly roll came from stagecoach to a show that we were on at the comedy store. It's called the goddamn comedy jam where comedians do a set and then perform. a song Rain and I send girls just want to have fun so much fun and jelly roll was there and he was couldn't have been nicer and he sung his solo song was how you remind me by nickel back he just wanted to sing nickel back then everybody went on stage so we sang nickel back with jelly roll I'm like this is better than stage coach he couldn't have been nicer he was so nice we were backstage with him and you and you and he was sitting and he like turned around and was like do you want my seat yeah jelly roll I'm gonna make you get up can you imagine you're like I will can you get up I'm gonna take your seat so he was

He was just really nice. And then everybody that did the show does like a grand finale and it was sweet child of mine. So we were like on stage. We'll put a little video up on screen if you guys are watching on YouTube. And it was just a nice experience. So that was our taste to stage coach. We got to be on stage with jelly roll at the comedy store. A small stage.

He was so nice. I need this videographer with him that was so hot. That's my kank. It is. It is. God that guy was. Some people like comedians. Some people like musicians.

Rain is like if you have a camera in your hand that takes video. which is an iPhone, but... So really anybody. If you were a professional, that guy was tall, his voice was so deep. Let's get a little reality TVT. So there's a few things that are out right now. Vanderpump Villa is back and the Valley is currently airing.

So lots of like Vanderpup people in the mix. So Vanderpump Villa premiered and basically it's Leicester Vanderpum. I think last season was in France. The season's in Italy and it's a staff and they have like rotating guests throughout. Okay. Episode 7 is my favorite of the season, and our friends, Taylor Strecker, who's been on the show many times,

and Taylor Donahue, were on the show with Stasi Schroeder, who's the main guest, and it was her first return to reality TV, and she was famous from Banda Pumper Rules, obviously, and then fired. She got kind of canceled in 2020. She was part of that whole wave of people that got canceled,

and this is her first return to reality TV, and I always find it interesting when you don't see somebody on television for a long time, and you're, like, optically from, Instagram and social media, you're like, they seem to have calmed down. They have a slower life. Like they're not doing the same antics that they were doing in reality TV. She had a full-blown fucking meltdown on her husband. Oh. And basically there is this scene where he's going to like go

get tattoos with his sister and they're going to get each other's signature tattooed on their body. Him and his sister. And he met a sister later in life. So I think it's a different type of relationship. Maybe he's like a little more excited about her. Met her later in life. Like they were, they didn't explain it. But I, I, I don't, I don't, they weren't raised together in the same home. Got it. Okay. So he's going to go get matching tattoos with the sister.

They're getting each other's signatures on each other's bodies. And Stasi is basically like, why don't you my signature on your body, your wife, which I do get it. Doesn't you a brother? Oh, my brother does have my name on his body. But he has our whole family. Yeah. Yeah.

My mom, my dad and me. So it's not like you have. But there's something, but he has something for Steph. So it's not like the only tattoo is that you have Matt's signature. Yes. He has yours. So we. Yes, for me with no tattoos, if my first tattoo was of my brother and our parents hadn't died,

you know, we were just living as we are now and there wasn't anything crazy that happened. I think my fiance might be like, okay. I mean, he's, I don't think he would care. But it is interesting. And also, Matt does have a tattoo for like for Steph. It's like this heart that, whatever. So he has a ton of tattoos. Yes.

Does her husband have tattoos? He has quite a few tattoos. Okay. Well, that makes, that's fine then. Get whatever. Yes, and he said, I have S tattooed on my ring finger, and she's like, well, it's wearing off. You can barely see it. She really has like a pretty bratty meltdown.

It's a little icky to watch. And then Taylor struck her, it's so funny because she's like, you know, siblings to meet later in life report that they have like feelings of romantic love for each other. She says that to Stasi? She says it to Stasi. And Taylor's like, I'm like Nostradamus because this was so far before the incest of White Lotus. Taylor's like, I brought this up so much earlier. Oh, my God. The thing that, I mean, it is true.

So I don't know if you've seen those documentaries about, like, people that are trying to, like, be, like, mega sperm donors. So, I mean, I know about them. So basically, there are laws. They're supposed to be enforced from state to state that say that you can only give sperm to so many times. Because everybody will be related. Yes. And basically, siblings that do meet later in life do report, like, a closeness that they will misinterpret as romanticism.

and then you have a bunch of babies, like people, they'll fuck. And then you have babies between siblings. And that's, you know, there's all kinds of like mental and physical. Yeah, it's interesting. You don't need to go down this. You know, you guys get it. Yeah. So I just find it really interesting because you watch these people on Instagram for years and you're

like, they really calm down. They got, no, they didn't. They're still the same people. I'm definitely going to watch that episode. You know, I'm not like a Vanderpump girly. I'm not being picked me about it. It's just not a show I watch. You know, I watch other shows on Bravo.

But my fiancee the other day said, Vanderpump Villa. I almost got whiplash. I whipped my head around. How do you know those words? I really don't know. But he knows Taylor and Taylor and he loves them and we all hung out on Andrew Collins wedding.

So he saw them posting about it and he was like, what's this Vanderpump Villa? I was like, sir, what if you, what? So we are going to watch that episode just because those are our friends. And it's funny that he would have like, I mean, he wouldn't have organically seen it because it's on Hulu. It's not on Bravo. Oh, he saw it on their Instagram.

Yes. But I do have to tell you, like when he references reality, TV and Bravo. It's just so cute and funny to me. This Summerhouse episode where they did this big pajama party because, you know, Paige and Sierra loved being in beds. They did this whole bed theme on last week's summer house. And he was like, where's Craig's

pillows? I was like, you've been picking, you've been actually like... That's like really paying attention. That's like actually... It was very funny. And also Craig and Paige were clearly on the rocks at that point and then they broke up. So maybe but like a pajama party

with beds and pillows and not Craig's I thought it was the funniest comment. I'm jealous. I didn't think of it. I know. I love Bravo so much. I am obsessed with the intersection of all the people from Southern Charm Summerhouse

and Vanderpump. I couldn't be more obsessed with it. Yeah. And so the fact that he picked up on this, like I've seen every episode of every one of those shows. I'm obsessed. Well, and Craig wasn't there,

so it could be like, Craig couldn't make it, but here's his pillows. Okay, so anyway. Paige was like, I'm not trying to think about that. Yeah, exactly. And then the final show,

I am watching The Valley. I know it's gotten some pushback this season. The third episode will have aired after we record this, so I haven't caught up on the third episode. But I think the overall theme is like it's a huge cast. There's different types of drama, but the two main couples have since gone through a breakup and are getting divorced since last season. So that's Jackson, Brittany, and Jesse and Michelle.

And it's a level of volatility I have not seen on reality television before. It feels, I mean, Jacks feels violent. He threw furniture at Britney. She says on camera, you're a cocaine addict and you need to get help. These people have, and then Jesse in this episode, accuses his ex-wife, Michelle, of being a call girl and taking money, like, as a hooker. And these people have small children, both of them. And I mean, you and I talk here and there about, like, the laws surrounding, like, what children's rights should be. And you're just, part of me enjoys the drama and the other part of me is like, I don't think that this should, I don't know if you should be on television.

I know, we've gone too far. Like, I love drama. And old Vanderpump is. I think Vanderpubb is one of the greatest reality shows of all time, but it's like a normal level of drama, like sleeping with each other's boyfriends. Right. I know.

You get like any sort of domestic abuse type situation and kids involved. Yeah. And if you guys want, there's an interesting interview on Nick Vial's podcast with Alex Baskin, who's the creator of the show, and he's basically asking him, what responsibility do you feel that you have to these people, like at any point to step in and be like,

this is not good for you. I know. And he, I thought his answers were interesting. You know, these people are, they get a paycheck. They have free will. Yeah, I want to listen to that interview and just hearing about it because like,

where's the line and where's your moral compass with all this stuff and at what point are you like, these are grownups? But should you vet people for like whatever they have going on mentally and their level of like trauma and abuse and how they got here? And I don't know, couldn't be me. But, you know, I'm glad it's other people. Yeah. Couldn't be us. But I'm, I am watching it. I, you know, I'm not proud. Okay. Let's do our headlines to send you guys off with. First headline, Travis Kelsey unfollow Ryan Reynolds on Instagram after this alleged fallout with Taylor Swift and Blake Lively's friendship. I mean, that is sending a clear message.

For a huge celebrity, someone like that, to unfollow another huge celebrity amid all this drama. Like, you don't have to do that. You made a decision and you were making a statement. It's clearly a statement. I totally agree. And people have thought there was a rift between Taylor Swift and Blake Lively. They've not been seen together since all this happened. Are Taylor Swift's text getting subpoenaed?

So I think she has been subpoenaed in the court case, which will start next March, and we'll have to talk. She has optically distanced yourself from Blake lively. She invited to the Super Bowl this year, which she did last year. And I guess this is Travis Kelsey's way of just being like, me too. I don't fuck with these people. I think it's crazy. It's such a small thing that says so much.

Okay. And the new golden bachelor has been announced. So it is Mel Owens, former NFL player. We have a big NFL theme this episode. Former NFL player turned lawyer. All right. Good luck out there. 66.

So if he's anything like Bill Belichick, all the women will be too old for him. So yeah, that's just, I don't know. I don't have much else to say. It's a big headline. So congrats to the new Golden Bachelor. Hopefully he won't be as scandalous as Gary turned out to be. That was crazy. After the show aired.

And what does Paradise Star with the Golden's? Oh yeah. And the young ends? Yeah, I have no idea. Probably the summer, right? It's like a summer show. I'm dying to watch this. Okay.

And then finally, the internet can't stop making jokes about Gwen Paltrow's returned to eating carbs and cheese. So she made this statement. Essentially she's been on a paleo diet for about 20 years. Well, and she says it was like a mental thing. So she had some gene. Well, I don't know. I mean, she said that she has a gene that makes her more prone to Alzheimer's, I think.

Yeah, part of it feels like a stretch. And part of it, I'm like, whatever. Like, if you're a, it. If your whole personality is this, like, wellness brand, then you are attracted to this type of science. I mean, I think there's such a gut to brain connection. And she basically said she had to be really careful not to have inflammation in her brain. And now she's over it. She's like, fuck it.

I want to eat it. That's really her statement was I'm just bored. Yes. And listen, sis, I get it. I get it. It's boring living like that. Carbs and cheese. Like, what is there to live for outside of that?

And the comments on this are hysterical. And most people are saying, like, this is like the sign of the apocalypse. This is the sign of like being like, society is ending. Nothing matters anymore. Look at what this political administration is doing. Like, I don't care about anything. I, it's probably my favorite headline of the whole week is Gwenith Paltrow's back on cheese and bread. So good for her.

I think this is just going to be her like no fucks era. I think she's about to get spicier. Yeah. I think that this is going to change her whole personality. I'm pizza. Yeah, pizza. She just said, Gwyneth is back on pizza. I've always had mixed feelings on Gwethe.

I love her. And I'm like, uh, she, you know, but at the end of the day, I support this and I think she's one of us now. This is the most I've ever liked her.

Yes, exactly. Maybe Martha Stewart will order food delivery. We've seen crazier things. One of the Paltors can eat pizza. So that is your snack today, you guys. We hope you enjoyed it.

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