Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Kelly Clarkson, Spooky New Shows, and STD WTF

Episode Date: October 14, 2026

Welcome back to The Snack (a day early!) This week, we’re talking about: Sexually transmitted diarrhea on the rise Alexander Skarsgård's see-through shoes Susan Dell not beating the robot allegations Kelly Clarkson vs. Art of Play store in Brooklyn Show/movie reviews: East of Eden, Carrie, Below, Animals Coming soon: Love is Blind Boston, You Can See Everything, The Golden Life Headlines: Ukraine taking out Russian bot farms, Tobey Maguire officiating his ex wife’s wedding, Instagram apologizing for too much Creed, Ohio HOA vs. Taylor and Travis Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Lola Blankets: Get 40% off select products at https://lolablankets.com with code GIRLSGOTTAEAT. Noom: Start a GLP-1 program for $39 and have it delivered in as little as 7 days at https://noom.com. Helix: Get 20% off site wide at https://helixsleep.com/GGE. ShopBop: Get 15% off your first app purchase on the app with code GGE. Redken: Visit Ulta Beauty to shop Redken Acidic Grow Full System online and start building your healthiest looking hair routine. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the snack, Kelly Clarkson controversy, sexually transmitted diarrhea, and officiating your exes wedding. This is a dear media production. Just leave it. There's a lot going on. This was like a snack where we are recording a little earlier than normal. And so we were like, are we going to have all the topics? We're going to have enough to talk about. A lot is going on.

I'm excited about this one. I know. It's just like fun and light. I mean, terrible things are happening too. you know, it's still America. I would say the most terrible. I would say the most. I'm leaving America this week.

I can't wait to get out of here. Oh my gosh. Come back. Okay. Well, yeah, get tickets to arena shows. Oh, yeah. I'll see you guys on Saturday night in London. But actually, this is like the last two days of peace I have before I am never home

for like a month and a half. That's October, baby. Why do we do this to ourselves? Every October and May, we're just like, I'm never going to be home. So I'll be home. I leave Wednesday. I'm gone until Monday. I'm home for a day and a half.

I go to Buffalo. I'm gone back for a day. I go to L.A. And then we're going to be together. Actually, this is by far the longest. I've been away from you. It's crazy. Do you feel it?

Yeah, I feel sad. Do you feel it? I mean, we just talk so much. It's hard. I can't tell. But you know what? I will say, I have been missing girl time. Like, I've realized it.

I just feel like people have been out of town. And I did go out with the girls and went to a concert this past weekend. And I feel like it was much overdue. Like, I was out with. with Shishonk having drinks. And like there was a group of like five or six girls also there just being loud and being crazy and talking about stuff. And I was like, I am jealous.

Like I just really miss it. I really have not. I don't know. I mean, you're gone and you and I would kind of get a group together. And it just hasn't really felt like that. And I have really felt a void there in just like girl time. And I feel like that's all you're doing. Women are so special.

But I am I'm without foster dog right now. It feels very peaceful. It's a good week. We are moving this week. As you guys listen, we are probably in the midst of our move. So we're moving on the 15th. So stay tuned, watch the space for more about that. Okay, well, you guys, we have a great episode.

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Visit Alta Beauty to shop Redkin. Acidic grow full system online and start building your healthiest looking hair routine. Okay. So we are going to kick it off with a what the fuck report because it has just been an avalanche of what the fuck. And none of these three things we're going to talk about are really having a correlation. Besides that. Besides the sheer what the fuck reaction they all. excited. Do you think somebody's going to be like, I take umbrage? None of these are related in

anyway. Relate them. Try it. Drop in the comments. So there is a bacteria that is creating diarrhea that is sexually transmitted on the rise. And I was just like to start off by saying, the bacteria is, it's called Shigula. It sounds so delightful Shigula. It really does. It sounds Yiddish dance move from the 70s doing the shigula like a little mushugana you know it sounds delightful but it's transmitted through the mouth but it is transmitted from poop particles so i mean think like ass to mouth oh my god so is are you only affected if you're eating ass or if you're dabbing butt sex straight into oral so ass to mouth don't no He's doing that.

And that's not kinkshaming. I don't think that's happening just for sanitary reasons. So I say this in one of my jokes. I say I'll go ass to mouth if you don't make me take a hike. And I'm like, I actually don't know if anybody's actually doing that. Well, eating ass is one thing, but I don't, guys, this is a blind spot for me. Okay, so I got to tell you, I saw this headline last week that sexually transmitted diarrhea, the new STD, is on the rise.

I thought it was a joke. I saw a few comedians posted, so I saw Adam Ray posted at first. And I was like, this is an obscure, not true headline. That's no shade to Adam. I just saw the onions posting it.

And I was like, this is the onion or this is like some really old headline that's not current news. That's not really totally accurate. And they're just making jokes. Like they're just being funny comedians about ha ha ha. And then I was like, this is real? Like, you have to be kidding me.

Like first it was the lettuce that gave us diarrhea. And we were like, fine, I can live without a wedge salad. Then it was the guac. And we're like, you know what? Now it's gone too far. We can't have guac.

And now we can't have sex. Now we can't have ass to mouth. We can't have any joy in our life. Everything in 2026, which is a shit show, gives you diarrhea. If they say wine gives you diarrhea right now. We're riding in the streets. What else is shopping online gives you diarrhea? Like what else brings people joy?

Like it's literally, how did we guac and sex in 2026? Give you diarrhea. Stop. Okay. Can I tell you like a dad joke about this that I thought of. And I was like, okay, you know how we say, like, I want a guy to, like, rearrange my guts. Yeah. But, like, not like that, you know. I've never said that. Guys have said to me, like, jokingly. Like, I'm going to be rearranged those guts to be all up in those guts. I've

never been like, babe, I can't wait for you to be in these guts. But I'm just looking for a medium. That's all I'm looking for. What's the joke? Like, they rearrange your guts with like poop instead. Oh, that was the joke. Okay, shingales. That didn't. No, I actually, I actually like try with my jokes, like my real ones. Like, if I was, hosting SNL, I would have written a joke. I wouldn't have just been like, women are horrors and I'm fat. Get it. Not funny. This is funny. This is funny. That was not funny. Okay. Yeah. So I appreciate your guts. Dad joke way better than the whole monologue, quite honestly. We don't want to give it too much airtime. But yeah. So be careful out there, I guess. I don't know. It's always like this thing.

Like you and I keep making light of diarrhea and then someone dies. And then someone's in the comments like, someone died. I'm like, I don't know. We're allowed to make fun of this. So stay safe. We're not doctors. Someone's like, my mom died from Shigula, and this is really insensitive. Okay, so next up, Rain, I feel like this is your, the headline you're most excited about. You were on top of this before I saw it, and you've been itching for a week to talk about this. Well, Alexander Scarsguard, he stars in the movie Wicker, which we are both so excited about. I think this was up, the London Film Festival, and he went in this gold suit, and the shoes he hit the carpet with are these YSL see-through dress

shoes. And you can fully see all of his toes, which like, why am I looking at your toes? You should never see a man's toes. And on top of that, that's really not my main issue. They look steamy. They're fogged up. They're fogged up. Well, of course they are. Like, I can smell them. I'm sorry, this is, everyone's feet, like, stuffed into a shoe that doesn't breathe is going to sweat. And they're fogged up. The shoes are fogged up. This is crazy. There's no, ventilation holes in these shoes? They should have built a ventilation hole. They should have. So I have to ask you, would you rather these shoes or the Chanel sandals? Okay, as someone who has really ugly toes, to walk in or to look at? For me, personally,

you mean? Okay, for you and then also for a man. Actually, the man wouldn't wear the Chanel sandals. I think Alexander Scars guard, it's unfair. And no one, listen, just get a name people can pronounce. I can't do it. Scars Guard? Sam. I still would rather those because they're at least like full fully covering the bottom of your foot. As part of the community that has ugly feet and ugly toes, like I don't want to be in this at all.

This is my worst nightmare. But don't you have a ballet flat that's clear like this? I have seen your toes through your shoes before. I have a, they're not a frosted clear. They're like a mesh. close. They're mesh. They're in the same family.

They're very family. This is also men. It's men's toes we don't want to see. It's a mesh ballet flap by Doljevita. People like them. What would you rather? I just think these are smart PR plays. Totally.

The same thing what we said about Margaret Kwali, right? With the Chanel shoes for all the dogs or whatever the movie was called, the dogs, dog movie dog days. I don't remember. For all the dogs, it's a drink. All the dogs I loved. Yeah, all the dogs I loved before.

Okay. Dogs boys and other things I've cried about. No. So I just think it's smart. It gets people talking. And it's like so low stakes. Right. Like this isn't like a cancelable.

And it's just like people are going to talk about him. They're going to talk about the movie. Now like, you know, Wicker people are talking about it because of what he wore on the red carpet. Yeah. I think I never would want to see a man in these. Because I just feel like I'm watching your feet sweat and real time. I'm watching your feet fog up your shoes in a real time and I'll never be able to forget that. I just, I feel like you can smell it like through the screen and it's chucky. Yeah, but right, I like it as a

PR play. I'm with you. Totally. Okay, so third on our what the fuck report is Susan Dell. So Susan Dell is the wife of Michael Dell. Michael Dell is the founder of Dell Technologies. He's worth $280 billion. Susan Dell is his wife. They've always donated a lot, which you have to have. to when you have that much money. She's a long-time philanthropist. They have definitely done a lot of good in the world. They work with every administration, but they are very aligned with Trump. They have supported Republican administrations more than Democrat, and they are always all up in the Oval office. I clocked them months ago when Trump was ranting about FIFA, and I'm like, who are these people standing behind him? And Susan Dell just deer in the headlights. I'm like, who are these people?

And so they've been on my radar for a minute now. So I just wanted to start with that, you know, that they have donated a lot of money, but it's also just like, it's a bummer that they're so aligned with Trump, like a rapist criminal con man who couldn't be less of an example for the children. They're trying to help, but whatever. So they're talking about these Trump accounts. They're putting a bunch of billions of dollars into the Trump accounts. Trump accounts are like your kid gets a thousand dollars, whatever. It's probably a scam. It's probably some way to like, again, line the pockets of his rich friends, whatever. Like nothing is for actual good or authentic with this president. And she's talking about it. And the way she's speaking,

Like the internet went wild. So I see this clip first thing in the morning and I fire up the group chat because I got to tell you guys, we are one degree of separation from the Dell family. And I'm not going to say much further than that, but we are invested. This is close to home for us. So I fire up the group chat. But I was like, this is going to take off because of just how crazy she looks. And I'm not going to talk about her looks. Like she's a 62 year old woman.

She's had work done like everybody has. But she's not looking or acting or speaking. human. That's what's so crazy. Like people are pulling photos of her from 20 years ago and that doesn't even really make sense. Like you can't compare a woman or 20s, 30s to 60s. I was watching clips of her from like eight, nine years ago. She does look like this. This is how she looks. Yeah. Her face looks the same. But the way she's speaking, right, the way her head is tilting, her neck, her body, her eyes. I'm like, that's a robot. Like I'm sorry. I am in this conspiracy camp that this is a Dell robot.

Like, obviously, like, they have the technology. They have the money. Like, they can do this. And I really have... She's a robot. It's so crazy. Like, what is the only other explanation is, like, a botched upper blef and the wrong meds?

Like, I don't know what else it could be. Like, just the way that she is speaking and moving is shocking. It's shocking. This is not about her looks. It does require a wellness track. And she just seems like she's on drugs. And like you would have to prop me up on that kind of drugs to get me to stand behind Donald Trump on national television. I think that's fair.

But it's like the stiffness and the eyes. So the eyes are why she's these really light blue eyes, which can be a little scary. No shade to the light eye group. But like they're wide open. Like they're not normal eyes. Like they're, it's alien robotic. I mean, it's just so abnormal human behavior. And so I've gone so deep.

In TikTok, that's Trump supporters. I mean, that's what you have to be to be the constituency still at this point. I know. I mean, it's just like you, you obviously like completely sell your soul. Like you're rotting from the inside if you're aligned with him. But this feels different. Like this isn't Christy Gnome to me. Like this was, it's just not, she just look human.

And so, you know, I hope she's okay. But it's going to be a Halloween costume for sure. People are already doing it. Great call. The videos and the memes, like the thriller, they put her in the thriller video, and I saw them, a men in black. These two guys that do men in black saw the video and they went and got all their gear and the Will Smith song is playing. Like, I've seen a bunch of funny parodies about it. I think she did make a statement that was like, this is a bummer.

Like, we're just donating money to help children and this is what people took away from it. I'm not criticizing her looks. I'm criticizing that that's the first Dell robot in the wild. That's not her anymore. Michael Dell also made a statement. And he was just like, she's beautiful. Don't talk about her. Take my wife's name. Take my wife's name out of your mouth. I've never seen that. Let me know in the

comments what you guys thought. Like just watching her like the way the tilty of the neck, like it was just wild. Okay. Well, I mean, I feel like you're staying a mom on it. Do you think she's a robot or not? I wouldn't put it past. I mean, maybe she found out too much about the Epstein files. I mean, you know, I think that they are disappearing people. Where's the real Susan Dell? Yes. Honestly, justice for the real Susan Dell wherever she is. Okay. Okay. So next up, this is probably the biggest story today as we're recording this.

And I mean, neither of us saw this coming. So Kelly Clarkson is in a beef with a Brooklyn magic store called the Art of Play. It's an adult toy store, not those kind of toys. It's a little quirky little toy store in Brooklyn. And yes, very popular in the magician community. Magicians are like defending the store. They host magician events all the time. And so the story is basically that Kelly Clarkson goes into this store, not looking, I don't

know, at the height of beauty allegedly. And they basically treated her as though she was too poor to be in there. She said she got pretty woman. And she sent out a pretty lengthy tweet saying that she was mistreated and treated like she was less than by the store. And now we have gone back and forth. The store is responded. she has responded. The store has responded. So this is kind of taken over the news now.

Yes. Since you've been gone. This is what's been happening. So she posted, I drove all the way to Brooklyn to check this store out. And they acted like I couldn't afford it. And I was told they could find something comparable for me. Wow, dude, you're an idiot and just lost a huge sale. And then she names the store and says she felt like Julie Robertson, pretty woman. It's aggressive language. I mean, just in general. And the store clapped back and was, like she wanted to buy this bird named Molly that hangs on the wall. And it's like this fixture of the store. Everybody knows about this bird. And Molly's not for sale. They write this whole thing. A little snark to it. The store seems like there could be pretentious assholes. I don't

know. Like the vibe wasn't really apologetic. But it's also like, well, we'll get to it. So then I was like, like, what's going to happen now? So she writes back to the response of like that she wanted to buy this bird that wasn't for sale and nobody was rude to her. And that only thing was she want to buy something that wasn't for sale. She was like, cool, cool, sure, it wasn't for sale. That's the narrative art of play is going to go with. She's posting this on her story. So she's just talking about that, yes, there was a tag on it that said $15,000. She posts that. Apparently it did say that. And she's like, I do support small businesses, but fuck you guys, basically, you know, like, I'm just paraphrasing. And then she posts, like, Molly's not for sale yet, a $15,000 price tag. I'm still so

unclear as if this bird is for sale. So then Art of Play comes back and is like, Molly's not for sale, but she has a twin. Basically, you can buy this thing from the craftsman for 15K, but we offered her a $2,000 dupe, basically, whatever. It has gotten so out of hands. And it's like they kind of seem like they're backpedaling, but I am still so fucking unclear as if this bird is for sale. There is a sign on the wall next to the bird that says it's for sale.

So who's to say? I've not talked to you about this previously. And I'm curious about what your take is. I have so much to say. I sort of feel that the internet is a little divided. I'm not seeing like 100% support for either, to be totally honest. I'm not on either side. It's, how can you pick a side here?

I think Kelly Clarkson is great. So I think that historically she has been pretty unproblematic. People were upset recently with some comments she made about AI. But it wasn't so egregious. She uses AI. You know, that's kind of what it was about, you know. I think she's known to be pretty kind. generous. She's that super political, but she's notoriously been on the right side of history,

whatever. Like, we stay on Kelly. We should. It is an interesting choice. Kelly Clarkson is one of the great. Like, she's ultra famous. So I actually looked up how many followers she has, by the way. It's not, I mean, it's 8 million on Twitter. It's 8 million on Instagram. It's 15 million on Facebook. It's 5 million on YouTube. I mean, it is a mega following. It goes about saying she's mega famous. So for her to drag a small business publicly is a really interesting choice. Like I think a giant corporation, go for it. An airline drag Delta to filth, no matter how famous you are. And I love Delta. I say that like it's not going to affect their bottom line. Do whatever you want. Like there's such a disparity here. And like also if anyone of any level of

fame wants to drag any business small or not for discrimination, racism, sexism, sure, but the crime here was like mistaken, poor shaming, you know, like what? Just general rudeness. Like, yeah, she got pretty woman, I guess. So I just felt like that was a real choice. I think you need to take a beat with these things. And like think of how big of a following you have and think of who you're going after and why before you post.

And Raina, I have to ask you, this is my most serious question. I feel like this is my major takeaway from all of this. What I buy the bird? does the Kelly Clarkson just not know what it's like to shop retail in 2026 when she's not recognized? Because people are rude. Has she never been to Zara? Has she ever asked a Gen Z retail employee to get her a different size?

Like, I just don't think she knows what it's like to shop because we have these experiences all the time. Like, this is standard. People are rude. And I have more positive experiences than I don't. And I especially think in LA, people are really nice. Like more positive than negative. But we have so many negative experiences.

Like people are rude. They're in bad moods. It's the state of the world. They're working with shitty customers. Like the amount of times you and I voice known each other back of like the way we were treated. Remember the Super Bowl subs? Raina? You never posted about.

I'll say at Bay Cities. Raina had a terrible experience picking up Super Bowl subs. Also, not because of the store, because of an employee talking about the team going to the Trump White House. And I was like, why is this coming out? I'm trying to buy some fucking hoagies. Yeah, you encountered a really out-of-pocket maga person when you were trying to get your subs in your fucking car.

He was in the parking lot with you, just the two of you. He felt unsafe, whatever. You never posted about it. Like, I had a thing with my vet. And I was like, do I post about this? Like, it's, it's my dog's health. I was pissed for days. And what I did was email this vet, C-Ced the CEO.

I found his email online. and shared my experience. And like, I feel like what's your goal here? Like Kelly should have gotten that employee's name that was rude to her. And if it really meant something to her that she felt this sort of way, email the store, here's the experience that I had. And then sign the email Kelly fucking Clarkson. And they can, you know, have the egg on their face for treating her that way and they can talk

to the employee. Like, what is the goal here? Because I really think it's crazy that she took to social media because someone was rude. Not discriminatory. Necessarily, she's a white woman. It blew my mind that somebody that has been in the spotlight for this long would do something like that.

And nobody deserves to be treated poorly, unfairly because of the way you look or your race or your age or your gender, et cetera. But being right about a rude interaction and handling it proportionately are two very different things. Proportedly, totally. And I know that like, yeah, just because you're famous or rich, it does not mean that you deserve to be treated a certain way. But unfortunately, that is the tradeoff. And it's not fair that you go on your accounts with tens of millions of followers and slam this store. Like, no one should treat you this way, but like it doesn't feel fair. No, the punishment doesn't fit the crime.

I hate that she had a bad experience. I hate every time I have a bad experience. Like part of me is like, yeah, you know, we should hold these people accountable because you work with customers and like, you should treat people, you should lead with kindness, but it's just, I don't know, that's life. That's between you in the store, not you in the entire internet. And I think we have seen so many times, time and time again, the internet takes everything and runs with it and makes it huge and enormous. And what if people start going to that store and threatening the employees and, or they break something in the store or steal something from the store?

Like, it's just, it doesn't feel fair. It doesn't feel like the punishment fits the crime. And I just thought she would know better. I don't understand like this rich white woman is posting this whole thing. Like they were mean to me because I looked ugly that day. Like seriously? So yes. Also,

I'm sorry. I saw this take. This is not coming from me. People in Brooklyn look like shit all the time. Like I don't, something else like happened here. And like I feel like the truth is somewhere in the middle of both of their narratives. And I am leaning more towards Kelly, by the way.

It's owned by three men. I'm sure someone was rude to where. I don't know what went down. This isn't like in defense of. them. But the way people are like demanding accountability, it's so crazy. Like, you haven't apologized yet. It's just so wild. Like they are still kind of digging their whole little deeper. They're not doing a great job in how they're handling this. But it really should not be that serious. Like I, the way that people have totally blown this out of proportion, like,

again, I'm not on either side. And neither of these are cancelable offenses. Like, I've still been listening to Kelly Clarkson and love Kelly Clarkson. And I would also shop at that store. I wouldn't not go in that store like they have a MAGA hat in the window. But I do, think they were probably assholes do. But it still shouldn't end up on the internet. Like I just, I don't have, that's really my experience shopping at a lot of stores in New York. That's just how people treat everybody. That's, thank you.

Like, that's my feeling is that Kelly Clarkson is not going shopping. And so she went out into the wild, like all of us go shopping and go to Zara and get abused. And it happened to her. And she just hasn't experienced it before. This is what it's like, Kelly, on these streets. I'm sorry, people are tense, and it's a tough time in the world, and they've dealt with 10 shitty customers before you. And, like, shit happens, and you can message them privately,

or you can even write a public review. But this was, like, not, you know, I hope this isn't her legacy. It's like, Demi Lovato in the frozen yogurt shop. I mean, people just don't bring that up. I was like, when is the last time I have ever seen a rich white lady dare to post something like this. I mean, really, I mean, you can zoom out from from white lady to any celebrity at that level.

What have I ever heard somebody be like, poor me? And I want to say, by the way, like, we should be allowed to complain when we spend our money with businesses, especially big corporations and get mistreated. Like, everything is not you're a Karen. You know what I mean? Like, I will complain.

Like, I will email. Like, do you think you have to think about who you are, in this case, mega celebrity and who you're going after. Because this isn't like no one can complain ever. Because I think we've overcorrected there too. Like I used to just be on Twitter all the time, Verizon this and that. Like I would get shit done that way because you deal with a lot of shitty customer service.

And so it's like sometimes taking publicly is the only way to get stuff done when you are sometimes being taken advantage of or incorrect billing. Like I've got crazy stuff happened with airlines. You know, like it's sometimes the only thing to do. but this didn't fit that type of scenario. Also, let me ask you a question. What did she think, truly, not even start out, what did she think the response was going to be? You want me to feel bad for you.

You can afford a $15,000 trinket. Yeah, but people are like just carrying torches for her and like, you know, in defense of her. I mean, I have seen both sides. I do think the internet's divided and I'm more on threads than you are too. And like that's where I'm just seeing that it's really like down the middle. And I have to ask you, like, if you're worth $50 million, which she is, I would buy that store and put it in my backyard. Thank you. If someone treated me like this, I would probably laugh it off.

I'd be like, I'm so fucking rich. Like, I think I would walk out of that store. I don't know. Like, didn't something happen with Bethany Franklin and Chanel? Is this like this longstanding beef? But it's Chanel. Like, I'm sorry, little mom and pop, small business in Brooklyn, even if it's three asshole men that own it. This just isn't like a fair fight. I'd start a spite store next door. Yes, have you learned nothing from Curb Your Enthusiasm of Season 10, Kelly? Open art of play, too, right next door.

I'd open another magician shop right next door where we sold $15,000 for her. Raina, no, because you know what? She's had a long, successful career and like that's what my next phase of life would be. That's my favorite season of curb is because of the spite store. And this is what I envisioned for me in like 10 to 20 years. Is someone doing me wrong, the coffee not being hot enough, and I open my own coffee shop next door. Like exactly that. She better open a spite store.

Have all the birds you want in there for sale. She's like, I'm going to tweet about you. Like I literally pun intended. Like it's just crazy. That's funny. I think this is a teachable moment for her. And Kelly, I got to tell you, like we are. are dealing with this shit all the time on these streets and what doesn't kill you makes you

stronger so just remember that go to a zara and then tell me how you feel afterwards okay kelly didn't kill in flat iron please god tell you to like one of the new york city hotspot restaurants without a res and see how they treat you oh my god it's not always like that actually i will say where do we go in grunge village minette tavern yeah and we went in there and it's like it's just been hard to get a res forever. And we walked in there and they were like so nice, you know, and like, because I hate that you don't have a res. Are you an idiot for walking through these doors energy? But you, it does happen. It's happened to me so many times. I remember when I, Marilyn and I try to go to Laser Wolf, Mother Wolf. Laser Wolf is Brooklyn. There's both

of them. Laser Wolf is Brooklyn. Different. One's, one's Israeli and one's Italian. Okay. I still lived in New York. It was New Year's Eve, Eve. We're like, no one's going to be out. The way that we got laughed out of the restaurant. The girl was like, I mean, you can maybe wait four hours, but you're not going to eat here tonight. You know, like, I have been abused by service people. We all have. That's why I'm just, like, mad at her. I'm like, you, this is out of touch, you know. It's also, every day of her life is easy.

She flies private. I don't have to keep basing on her, but, like, I think that you could endure 10 minutes of being told you can't have this $15,000 bird. You don't have to, like, drag this store all over the internet. They could have been ruder than that. And we don't know. And I'm sure that they are assholes. I want to really stand on business.

this there. Yeah, if you guys have gone shopping in Brooklyn, you know. Yeah. They, you know what? They probably saw her comments about AI. They actually probably knew who she was. And they were like, um, Kelly, not woke enough to be in here with these magicians. Your AI's taking their jobs. And they were like, knew exactly who she was. And it was a targeted attack. And that's my new theory. Okay, let's take her partner. Okay, so let's talk about GLP-1s and specifically Noom. So my personal experience is that I have been on gLP ones. I've taken them on and off. I've had personally a pretty positive experience, but I think when most people start thinking about taking GLP ones, the other part of that is how can I change the behaviors day to day so that eventually

I can get off of it if I want to. So losing the way to sort of half the battle. And I have used different companies to get GLP ones. And I really love what Newman is doing. So they are the leading behavioral change company and they believe that losing weight is only sort of part of keeping yourself healthy and they combine GLP1 medication with behavioral support. So it's designed to help people build healthy routines in general and sustain that progress over time. And it's just like any diet you go on or you say to yourself, I'm going to do this thing, but like how can I do this for the rest of my life? So Numa is really invested in doing that. They help you change your mindset with these daily lessons and science-packed habit formation tools. They're designed to help you build sustainable habits

and like small steps. So the app is fantastic. And when you sign up, they're going to help you figure out a diet plan and workout plan and understand how to manage food noise. And that was always my problem. I've struggled with that my whole life, honestly, making really intentional food choices and exercise choices and staying consistent with that. Ashley and I are on the road a lot. We travel a lot. So it's hard to keep up with like really sustainable good eating habits. And I love that like their whole company isn't just like lose weight. It's kickstart this journey. and figure out healthy habits you can sustain forever. Yeah.

And I think friends that we've had who are on GLP-1s all cite the way that silencing the food noise changed their life. And I think also just realizing how much food you actually need slash don't need and, you know, to, you know, stay satiated to also to stay healthy and get the nutrients you need and not to overeat and just to feel better and feel good. Yeah. I think that, you know, when you do. this. Again, the fear is like, how do I do this? How do I do this psychologically forever? Yeah.

What I have found is that like this has helped me to figure out what do I stock my fridge with? How do I cook for myself? I'm still hungry. This is not a limited. I'm not taking a dosage that has eliminated all my hunger. I want to be hungry. I want to enjoy going out to eat. I want to enjoy having a drink of wine with my meals. If you choose to do stuff like that. So it's just helped me to just kind of figure out like what does my day to day life need to look like. And they'll give you daily lessons and food logging to support your weight loss also. So if you're just like, I don't know where I'm at, this is a good way if you're just curious about GLP1s to jumpstart that in a way that is hopefully healthier. And the program is designed to maximize your success with GLP1s. And you can hopefully

sustain these type of habits, even if you choose to get off of the medication, which I love that that's their whole goal. The NUMGLP1 program starts at $39 and is delivered to your door and as little as seven days. Start your GLP1 journey today at NUM.com. That's N-O-O-O-M.com. Noom, lose for keeps, initial one month subscription from $39 plus tax and $99 plus tax per month. Thereafter, cost of medication not included. Final pricing depends upon program selection. Okay, I'm telling you guys about Shop-Bop. I really feel like I'm in my fashion, girly era.

I'm just like really getting into like getting dressed. You know, I post these date nights and like picking out outfits has been so fun. For me, I post them on my Instagram and do a whole series. For me, I've just been really into shopping, getting new clothes, shop-bop. I absolutely love. I have always loved it. They have all the brands you could want. They have Alice and Olivia and they're like one of our favorite brands.

They have Veronica Beard, Levi's Made Well to Anina Bing, to all of the brands that you know and love. And they're curated in a non-intimidating way. So you can go on there and just shop. It's super easy. The app is really great. I use the app. It's really easy to browse. It's not overwhelming.

Like I mentioned, you're not flipping through like a million pages. And you can really find what you are looking for. And they'll suggest certain things. And it just is like a great, great way to show. It feels like just having your own little personal shopper with you. And if you have Amazon Prime, you can link your membership and you will get free one day shipping. That's crazy. So I've used this before.

I mentioned this before. I wanted some last minute things right before our trip to France this summer. And so I did that. I shop up with Amazon and got my order the very next day. So if you have something last minute, this is a great way to do that as well. Shopop is going to come through. So we just love them. We always have.

And you guys can check them out because shopup is the best. They are giving our listeners 15% off their first app purchase with code. GGE. So download the shopop app and use code GGE. That's GGE at checkout for 15% off your first app purchase. Shopop style for what's next. Okay. And Helix, one of our longest time partners, truly the only mattress that Ashley and I have slept on for like almost a decade. And she and I travel so much. And coming home is such a pleasure to be able to sleep in a Helix mattress. I've had it in my apartments in New York, my house in L.A. Ashley has it or her house. Her parents have it. Her brother has it. And I just love their mattresses. They are so,

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So number one on my list is East of Eden. It is on Netflix. It is a seven-part series. It is a masterpiece. Raina, dole. I just want to watch it. I'm just like out here like I can't watch it myself.

I just like haven't had the time and I really want to watch it. So I will tell you that it is a great couple show. I've told all my girlfriends if you live with a partner, watch it as a couple. Men will like it too. They're people too. Sort of. Sort of.

I don't know. Men dress like whores, am I right? Great joke. You should host us now. Men dress like rapists, am I right? Why are men acting so rapy at the gym? Am I right? Ashley, don't ruin their lives, you know?

Okay, so it is starring... Sorry, we're living in weird times. It is based on the bookies to be it in. I think it's from like 1952. And it stars Florence Pugh, and it is sort of like a cane and able story about good and evil and are you? you born that way as nature versus nurture.

Florence Pugh, it is one of the greatest performances I have ever seen in my life. I think that she will win an Emmy for it. I don't even think anybody else should apply. It is just a brilliant portrayal of her life. And you just sort of see what makes people who they are. And do they choose to be evil or not? It is a phenomenal performance. It's an incredible show.

You guys just have to watch it. Everybody that I posted about at DMs me and it's like, thank you for recommending it. It was number one on Netflix for about a week and a half. It has been dethroned by below, which we will cover. I don't really tend to love what I would call old-timey stuff. It starts off in the late 1800s and it goes into the early 1900s. But I thought, when I see too much dust, I'm just like, am I going to like this? I love it.

I mean, yeah, I wouldn't say I'm a person who gravitates towards period pieces. But like Bridgeton is one of my favorite shows of all time. I mean, obviously they did that a little differently and it's modern day mixed in. You know, like it's not true to the period. But yeah, I'm super excited about that. this. And Wuthering Heights, which love. Yeah. Okay, so we started Carrie last night. We did a little spooky walk around our neighborhood and checked out all the Halloween decorations and then came home and started Carrie. This is an eight-part series on Amazon Prime. Obviously, Stephen King's iconic

novel, Carrie's been adapted like seven times. And I just wanted to share a little history. So the original, 1976, Sissy Spacec, Stephen King did praise that. That's like the original. He was like, they did a great job, whatever. Since then, he has critiqued or at the least just dismissed a lot of these carry adaptations. So primarily 2002 TV movie, 2013 theatrical remake. And so now we have this television series, which I love that it's a series instead of a movie. I love that they're doing this. And the showrunner is Mike Flanagan, who he is this renowned filmmaker, showrunner, especially in horror. And it's incredible. So Stephen King has said it's brilliant. He loves what Mike Flanagan has done. I mean, Stephen King, it's his book.

You know, he's the, like, final say. And we just watched two episodes. I was hearing how wonderful this was. KFC posted it too. He also was like, this is a great show for couples to watch or whoever. But, you know, like, again, you could watch it, whatever. You guys are mostly familiar with the story. Shishak wasn't totally familiar with the story, which I was surprised, but like,

he's very into it too. And I saw this stat and I wanted to look it up and confirm that showrunner, Mike Flanagan, deliberately assembled an all female roster. of directors outside of himself to shape Carrie's story, noting that men have told the story for too long and that the only thing I know less about than being a teenager is being a woman. So we love it. I love that all women are doing this show. It's so good because it's about a teenage girl's experience.

And so I love that all women are working on this. Is this the first time it's made to a TV show? Was it always movies? No, I just 2002 TV movie. Yeah, I think this is the first. I could be wrong because I did a lot of research, but I didn't check that. I think so. I mean, it's a movie. It's like it started as a movie in the 70s and I think people have tried to remake it since. But like an eight episode TV series, I mean, I'm sat for it. And I'm just really loving it. I love that women are working on it. It's great for a spooky season. And throwback actor Matthew Lillard plays the principal and I'm loving him in it. Loving him. Like, yeah. That's crazy. And I think he was in something else recently that we talked about. He's great. And the cast is great.

This one girl, like the mean girl, I want to strangle her. She's so good at playing this part. And the actress that plays Carrie is really great as well. And we're just loving it. So I'm excited to finish that. And then we did pretty much watch below for the most part. We watched most of it. This is, again, on Netflix.

It's horror. Technically, I wouldn't really say it's that scary. It's a thriller. Josh Hartnett, who I guess is back. You know, now he's just going to be everywhere. He's just back on the scene. He's back, baby. So he stars in it.

It's about this fishing community in Newfoundland. There's this sea creature on the loose. It killed Josh Hardin's dad when he was a kid. It's this like giant squid, whatever. And we watched most of it. We DNFed on this one. We were liking it. And then I don't know, it kind of took a turn.

It's getting a lot of good reviews. It's like 85% on Rotten Tomatoes. Critics really like it. I'm sure you guys really like it. I really don't want to criticize. I think it's a very well-done show. It just kind of lost us a little bit. and there are all these similarities to Widows Bay.

And I prefer Widows Bay. Again, Wadows Bay is comedic and this is not. So there's certainly a difference there. But I'm curious if you guys have watched both, which you prefer, if you're like Team Below or Team Widows Bay. Because there are like Sea Creature, scary, spooky similarities.

So I'd be curious what you guys think. Drop a comment if you've watched both. But yeah, it's fine. I mean, there's just other stuff. Like, there's just a lot of things we want to watch and a lot of stuff coming out, which we'll get to. And so I don't think we're going to finish below.

All right. Well, my final wreck, and then we'll tell you guys what's coming up, is Animals on Netflix. The movie starring Ben Affleck and Carrie Washington. He is running for the mayor of Los Angeles and their child gets kidnapped. So it's kind of a thriller about that. I'm only like 35 minutes into it. It's about two hour watch. I'm really like it. And Ashley and I are big Ben Affleck stands. So. Okay, but like, but like, is he still hot. You know, like I. He is still hot. I know. It's just like, I like, just like the think of him as the town or. Harbor or Armageddon. Armageddon, Ben Affleck. I'm wet thinking about it. I mean, he's like Paul Rudd to me. He doesn't age. And honestly, he looked 50, 30 years ago. So I just, he hasn't gotten older. I just don't like to see him looking all disheveled. You know, just picture him with his spilling his Dunkin on the street. And he's just like looking pissed off. But I love Ben Affleck and obviously Carrie Washington. And I live in L.A. You know, we just had this controversial mayoral race anyway. So I'm excited to watch that. I wish we would have put that on.

We put on below the other night. So that is on our list too. But there is so much coming out. We have Love is Blind Boston dropping. So we can't wait for that. And then what else? You can see everything, which is the Elizabeth Holmes movie.

It is a documentary, but it's 824. So it is in theaters. I'm going to try to see it in London this weekend so that we can talk about it on a snack next week. And nobody's more obsessed with Theranos and Elizabeth Holmes. Nathan Fielder. So that's out in theaters.

The Golden Life is premiering on E next week. week, which I'm really excited about. It is the former cast of Real Housewives of New York. Oh. Ramona, Luann, Sonia, Kelly, Ben Simone. And there's one more. Oh, Dorenda. Oh, my God, Derinda. I'm so sorry. I'm sorry, Dorenda. I'm so sorry. She tried to make it nice. So they are back on our screens. And I mean, I just missed these women together on screen. So I am liking the current season of Real House of West of New York. It pulled me back in. As you know, Martha Stewart is in every episode. I just, I saw this clip on TikTok and I didn't know what I was watching.

And Martha Stewart's like clicking at this kid like it's a horse or she's clicking at this kid. She's like, does it want some water? And I was like, what am I watching if this is her housewives on locked in? Hello. Do you want something? Do you want some ice water? Here, give her some ice water. This is untouched.

Give her this. She looks thirsty. To click at a kid or just and then be like, do they want some water? Like, I'm so dead. And she has kids. She's a kid. So the woman on the show, her name is Daisy. She's Martha Stewart's makeup artist.

And Martha Stewart posted a photo the other day of Daisy with another woman. And the caption was two women that I've known for a long time. Blotty Billy. But the other woman in the photo was Martha Stewart's daughter. Women I've known for a long time. That's so funny. That's giving Donald Trump when he's like, what, he didn't go to his son's wedding. And he was like, I've known him for a long time.

I've known for a long time. And then the last thing I just threw on here, it's just it's a head. that excited me won't be for a long time. Crazy Rich Asians, they're making a TV show in 27 on HBO, which I'm very excited about. If ever in doubt, TV over a movie, just to always. Give us more. Always a series. Yeah. And it's a lot of the original cast. So that is one of my favorite plane movies, so I'm very excited for that to come out. Okay, well, let's just talk about our remaining partners. And then we will hit you guys with your headlines. We have some really fun ones today. So I am telling you guys about Redkin Acidic Grow Full System.

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Okay, guys. And it is cozy season, which for me and Ashley means Lola Blankets season. I mean, last night. We love these blankets. Chili last night. And we put the fire off. with a fireplace on, Raina, and watching Carrie. And it's been so hot here.

And to be able to, we had the blanket just in the closet because we haven't needed it for weeks. And so we brought it out, oh, my God. Like, orgasmic. You guys, the quality of these blankets, it is the world's number one blanket. It says Lola is the world's number one blanket. Okay, well, we'll go for it. It's crafted with ultra soft luxury faux fur at a signature four-weight stretch. So I think you get these really soft fuzzy blankets sometimes, and they are a mess.

And this does not shed. there are so many different colors, but it doesn't shed, it doesn't pill. There's no like delicate care warning. It is an incredible machine washable. Oh my God, I didn't even know. What? You're a fake fan.

I'm doing this one next time. Yes, machine washable. That's the best part. Don't ever get me a blanket. I just take the dry cleaner. I dare you. And they have a new fall collection, the Westward collection,

so you can cozy up with the most comfortable palette yet. So they have autumn colors and Western-inspired print. it just looks so nice on your couch as well or on your bed. I have one of my couch and my bed. We have a girlfriend that has like six of them in her closet at all time so she can gift them to other people. She's like, I just put seven more.

Say her name. Shout out to Megan. Megan. This is her legacy. Megan's also always like, I just bought six more. They have different sizes, by the way. So if you want large or extra large, they've weighted blankets and they've matching pillows. So get on there.

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Two of these headlines are more Ashley's friend and two or more Rana's friend that we're really excited to talk about. So I'm just going to kick it off with a quick one. So Ukraine is bombing data centers and they are taking out Russian bot farms. So if you care about this at all, you know that Russian bots are a problem. But bots in general are a problem. they can swing elections. There's fake accounts, spewing a bunch of disinformation and nonsense.

And so Ukraine is, they bombed this like center for this big search engine and they took out all these bots. And so President Zelensky is like, and we don't plan to stop. And you're welcome America. And it's just funny that people are seeing even on like threads and Twitter like checking for bots, like posting stuff that bots might gravitate towards. Like it's very funny. It's been this trending thing of like, can you feel the effects of it?

And I don't. want to misspeak about this, especially who's like political and, uh, I don't want to get it wrong. But I mean, people are saying they, you can tell. Like people are reporting like, you can tell that there's a lot less bots on these platforms. And so anyway, obviously, Zelensky is the hero we need. And, uh, we love that. Just the less bots, the better, especially less Russian bots that interfere with U.S. elections. So that's that. Okay. This headline I'm so excited about. So Toby McGuire officiated his ex-Gennifer Meyer's wedding to billionaire air weeks after finalizing their divorce. And wait, no. Yes. So I just was going to let Raina educate me on this.

I didn't, I saw the headline. They're recently divorced. I just figured they'd been separate, apart for years for him to do this. So I will say my parents were separated and did not finalize their divorce until my mom got remarried. Okay. That was like seven years later. I remember I went My dad, he was like, oh, your mom's going to remarry. We've got to finalize this divorce. Like, my parents had a separation agreement. They had a custody agreement. And they didn't actually, like, finalize until my mom married Chip.

Okay. So they've been separated a while. I mean, it's like the only way you could do this is if you'd been separated a while and you have a friendship, clearly. Also, I didn't know who she was. And now I'm realizing too. I'm obsessed with this jewelry. So Jennifer Meyer jewelry, there was a necklace last season of nobody wants this,

a name necklace. Remember he gets to the name necklace? Mm-hmm. And she's like, she doesn't like it. She says, I can't remember. There was a whole thing with a necklace. Anyway, it's Jennifer Meyer. Okay.

So they were married from 2007 until 2016. So they have been split for 10 years. Okay. And I just think it is so, I'm fascinated by it and I'm fascinated by like, would you guys want your ex to marry you guys? And would you marry your ex? Would you headline your ex's wedding? If he allowed it, yes.

I can't decide if you and I would do it. Like, would we give them a gift like that? Or would that be the funniest thing you could ever do? I mean, I feel like this is what happened with mine. You know, you were my life partner before. So technically, I had to give you away. You became my ex. I had to give you away.

But the person that I had been in love with for years previously was also at the wedding. So I had to stand up there and marry you in front of him, which was delightful. Well, you made much about it and they crushed. But, yeah, I mean, this, if. this works, it feels really special. Like, they know you on a level. I mean, I don't, I don't think a lot of, I don't know. I don't think a lot of men would love men and women.

I don't know that you'd want the person that marries you, that you fucked them. But this guy's a billionaire. So to me, it's like if I was marrying my ex and he was marrying a supermodel. And so she's like, I don't care that you're marrying us. Have you seen me? So this guy's like, I don't care that you're marrying us. Have you like seen my bank account? You know, like I'm wondering.

Oh, I thought you just meant because like billionaires have no feelings. No, but also that. They don't care. They're sociopaths. There's no empathy. They don't care. Jeff Bezos was at this wedding with Lauren Sanchez. Okay.

Oh my God. Let us know in the comments. Would you guys marry your ex and would you let your ex marry you? Yes and no. Yes to the first. Actually. No to the second. You're one of your exes is getting married.

And I would give nothing more. the tag team headline this wedding. I just did, I have so many questions. Did Jennifer approve what he was going to say? Like, it's just, this could go left. It's not going to. Toby McGuire seems like a great guy.

And he's not a comedian. Because you couldn't let a comedian do this. Ashley, a comedian that you couldn't because they wouldn't be able to help themselves. They would be saying the most out-of-pocket stuff. The stuff that you and I would write would be unimaginable. Every sentence would start with when him and I were together. Every single sentence.

Oh, my God. Yeah. No, it would have to be something like, yeah, so I guess you paid for this wedding because we know he didn't. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, I would not be able to stop. Does he ask you if you came every time, even though there's no evidence to support that you did come? It's crazy. Okay.

Well, I love that. Good for them. You know, it's just, you know, untraditional relationships these days. You love to see it. Okay. So Instagram. apologize for too much creed. So I will say Shishonk noticed this. Every time he was posting a story, he was getting suggested higher by Creed to post with his story. And he noticed it. And I was like,

you're crazy. Because they, they, it's a little scary. They see what's in your story. They suggest you songs based on it. Like if it's the dogs or if I'm with my nephews or like, you know, with the girls, like they'll say songs. And sometimes they are pretty good. They have great suggestions. they are right. They know what you posted. They did a quick scan of it and they suggest you the songs or they recommend you the songs. So this was recently, hire by Creed was linked to all kinds of moments, what it didn't really make sense. And people started to post about it. Like, I can't prove it, but pretty sure Creed is paying meta to suggest their song higher. Instagram really wanted me to add higher by Creed to the picture of a Caesar salad I posted. They almost had me this time. And then someone was like, that song is always

recommended to me too. And it says in this article, Instagram is supposed to recommend. music by the same sort of methods it uses to recommend other content via the algorithm. And so Instagram looked into it and they admitted this was a mistake. It said, we looked into this and found that this song is being recommended to more people than intended. We're continuing to investigate. I can't believe this is something that the biggest company and one of the biggest tech companies the world actually has to issue a public apology.

This is so funny to me. Creed's laughing all the way to the bank. You never think it's going to be Creed. This is funny. This is. People have also flagged soldier boys turn my swag on as showing up more often than seems plausible. Please that's more delightful. Okay, do you get suggested paint the town red?

That's, I mean, always. Number one. Number one constantly. Do you know what you're doing? It's just so, it's always like something about dogs because it's like always dogs. 90% of my shit is just food. I don't know why it's always paint the town red. Because you're trying to paint the town red.

Okay, let's see. You know, me. I was trying to paint the TR. Little Homies by Tupac is probably my number one. And because I'm like with dogs or my nephews recently, Little Homies comes up all the time. Hillary Duff come clean.

It's like they get me. You know what I mean? It's so different than mine. That's my conspiracy theory is little homies for me all the time. And then like best friend. Okay. Well, lastly, we have a Taylor and Travis headline. This one makes me laugh so hard.

Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey's Ohio neighbors blast absentee couple as a tremendous blow to the community. So the couple during a village planning meeting last month were not there. The village is upset about their presence in the village to the community's peace and quiet according to transcripts from the Daily Mail. However, it's not what you like really think because it's, I thought it was going to be like, this is too much celebrity for this little town. But it's because the fencing they want to erect for security purposes and the trees they want to plant around their mansion. So they're saying that animals might impale themselves on the fencing and that all the trees are bad. Like the roots are

going to go into the systems. It will cause catastrophic sewer backups. People are upset. Oh my gosh. So I think the headlines were kind of clickbait because the headlines said the neighbors are blasting absentee couple, which makes it sound like the neighbors are just pissed. They're not home enough. I thought they were going to skip the community planning. meeting like Taylor Swift's going to go. Oh, like, I'm so, okay. People just were like, why are you mad they're not around? What, what nuisance could they be causing if they're not there?

But they're not attending the right meetings, the H.O.A. meetings. Yeah. Imagine Taylor Swift at your HOA meeting. And you, it's like, I think they have to go if they want to put that fence up. You have to show up. You could send a proxy. I'm pretty sure that like legally, they're not going to approve it.

They're like, we'll give you the fence if Taylor comes to the meeting. Okay. Taylor Swift, just like Kelly Clarkson, Taylor's just going to buy that whole town. Okay, you can't really tell her what to do. No, she's a nice person. She would never. Can't tell her nothing. Okay, well, yeah, I mean, it's just like, I get it.

Where are they supposed to live? I don't know. They also have properties in Rhode Island, Tennessee, California, New York, and there was one more. I forget out what it was, Kentucky. So they do have, properties literally, where are they going to live everywhere? Yeah, literally everywhere. Just like us. Stars are just like us.

They have a house in every state. Okay, well, that's your snack, you guys. Girls Gotta eat.com. And we do have a show. This is going to be on November 8th for the New York Comedy Festival. It's going to be so much fun. Just come out. It's going to be Raina and me and some girls got to eat friends,

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