Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Kevin Hart Roast, Devil Wears Prada, and the 90s Are Back

Episode Date: May 14, 2026

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: 90s resurgence: Pizza Hut Book It Program, Tae Bo, and No Doubt The Roast of Kevin Hart (from our attendee standpoint) The Devil Wears Prada 2 recap Anne Hathaway to star in Yesteryear movie Latest Summer House/West Wilson Drama Euphoria continues to suck and OnlyFans models are pissed Headlines: James Kennedy having a baby, Five Star Weekend trailer, Blake Lively is still at it with Justin Baldoni Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order at https://quince.com/gge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the snack, the Kevin Hartrose, Devil Worse Prouda 2, and the 90s are back. This is The Dear Media Production. Enjoy. Hi, guys. Hello. Okay, I just said to Ashley's my shirt too sexy, and she was like, I'm feeling very sexy. I can't. My tits are really out, but I'm not wearing a red lace, see-through shirt. Neglige, if you will.

So I just recorded with chicks in the office, and I just wanted to wear this color. Like, I love their set, and I just wanted to pop. I love it. And I was like, I can do this. I can wear a see-through lace bra out to record a podcast. Who says I can't? But they wear like sweatshirts. Well, they were like.

Fran was in a sweatshirt. They're confi. The dog was there. So cute. I just, I'm always looking for more red to wear. And I wore a red lace, see-through, like, fleur-dumal thing on stage the other night. I forgot nipple covers. And you could just see my nipples.

So I have that body suit, too. Yeah. And I don't typically do nipple. I wore it to a show. I wore to Boston two years ago. And I don't remember needing nipple covers because we had come off in New York where we both were pasties. So we were real sheer stuff.

And then I wore the red lace. I'm like, this is nothing. So I wore it no pasties. And then I was going to wear that same bodies that we both have to a concert recently, the R&B lovers concert. And Shishonk was like, actually, I'm not trying to police you, but like you can see your ariola. So if the light hits you the right way, you can see your aerolias.

And I was like about to get my period. And I don't know if you have this experience. My nipples are like rock hard all day every day for a couple days. My nipples are usually pretty hard in general. I'm just lucky like that. You're just horny. I'm just blessed. The couple days lead up to my period, they are rock hard.

So like I just have hard nipples, full ariola is on stage. But whatever. You know, it's distracting with some people like it. The people who brought their boyfriends. You're welcome. And we'll see you tonight in New York. You guys, Ashley and I will see you at Gramer Street Theater tonight for two shows. I am so excited.

I am 930. The 930 is not sold out yet. So come. So one of my hot old doormen from here in New York, he's coming. He's coming. He bought tickets. And he's also a photographer. If you wanted to take photos, I just said, well, you have a photographer.

I hired your photo and video people from your special taping. Well, it was a photo photo. He shot photos. I hired the video person also, but he had a conflict. But I was going to take both of them. He did shoot my special. who shot like at Did you shoot Chicago?

You saw my Chicago You're telling me what happened Anyway, yes Alex Mendoza is an incredible photographer He shot the photos for my special Which is also all the cover art or whatever So he's shooting for you tonight But the former doorman

Maybe he's still there, I'm not sure I was like just come and hang So he's gonna come and hang I am so excited And you know my friend of ours Asked me if I wanted to get dinner Between the shows And I was like

No, I have to stay You can watch Raina give my feedback, hang out with Brittany. I have to be on site. I can't imagine leaving. I mean, I guess I have time, but I was like, I'm not leaving. I just, I don't want you to leave. You don't understand. I've been telling you so, I'm just so grateful you're going to be there. I didn't think you were going to be, and it was going to be me and Brittany and somebody else who's also phenomenal, but like, I've gone to my head. There's nobody I want to be on stage with besides you. So I'm, I'm really excited about this and it'll be a fun night. I do just, I've been like getting to shows like five minutes before I have to walk on stage. It's a dream. It's a dream. Actually, in Chicago, I was getting my hair done, and I wasn't going to be there in time. And I told Matt, like, just get on stage and start the show. And I'll be there by the time you get off stage. What a pleasure. I know. Meanwhile, last week at our Netflix as a joke show, we got there at 2 p.m. for a 7 p.m. show.

We were there all day. We had lunch on site. I was like, are you sure we have to go down there still? We did have to. We didn't have a lot of downtime, do we? I was right. So here's the thing. I wasn't involved in planning this whatsoever.

And if you don't plan things, you don't get to have an opinion about it. Well, it's a whole different thing. Someone has to come. There's a bunch of tech involved. There's rehearsals. It's different. That's my feeling on vacations. That's my feelings on plans.

And if you don't plan it, you're not involved in a plan. You shut your mouth and you show up when you're told. Shut up and show up. Yeah. Okay. Well, let's thank our partner. And then we will get into it. Our partner, singular.

You guys are welcome one ad today. Presenting sponsor today, Quince. Thank you to Quince, who we love. Get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order at quince. dot com slash gge yeah so come see us tonight if you're listening if you're not listening on thursday you lose but rain to greenberg.com you can maybe maybe grab some tickets to the 930. I'm so excited. Okay so we are going to kick it off with a 90s nostalgia report. The hits just kept coming. So I am so sorry last week I didn't bring this up because so many of you guys

messaged me so many DMs about Pizza Hut's Book It program is back. So that was a reading program we had as kids growing up and you would read a certain amount of books and then you would go to Pizza Hut and have a pizza and have a pizza and all these things. So it's back, Raina, I thought it was for adults. What? It's just for kids. You thought adults were going to be getting free pizzas. No one cares of adults read.

Why not? Everybody cares that we read. We're fully baked. You know, no one cares about us. I don't care about this anymore. I don't have kids. I thought it was for adults. I thought that Pizza Hut had done an adult reading program.

I thought that was to speak to the. Millennials. Ashley, my, you guys, my job's on the floor, because you've voiced it to me after last week's episode, and you were like, I forgot to bring up the Pizza Hut, Booking Program. I thought you were excited for people with kids. Never in my wildest dreams did I think that you were talking about people with jobs who could just go out and buy a pizza. No, stop, because so many you guys DM me the headlines, and I didn't read the article.

I was like really busy, whatever, and I was like, this is amazing. Pizza Hut is speaking to this, it's millennial fans, and we're going to read and we're going, I think, I'm sorry. think this is genius. I had no idea you saw this. Pizza Hut book club for adults. It is so funny. You're like, now that it is I know it's for children. I don't care about this. So this is for pre-K through sixth grade, June 1st to August 31st. When did you find out about this? An hour ago. I was so ready to talk about how like iconic this was going to be. From the minute you mentioned the book a program to me weeks ago, I didn't need to read to know this was for children.

Of course, it's for children. Can you imagine? No, gifting a 40-year-old man, a pizza because he read a book. No, I would do that, actually. I would be like, oh, we're making them better. Well, so Shishonk, my current husband, he wants to be in charge of our book club. He said, we need to start a book club. He put together a proposal for how to execute it. Like yours and mine?

Yes, the girl's going to eat book club. Okay, what's the premise that we read a book and discuss it? We already do. He needs to be in charge of it and exists. I'm in charge of it. He put together a whole thing. I buy the books. And when I'm finished, I give them to you.

Raina Greenberg runs this book program. But I will take applications. He's excited about it. And I just came from chicks, like I said. And I just said something loosely about Tradwife. And they were like, we're reading yesterday for our chicks in the office book club. And I was like, same. Like, I was like, let's just only talk about that.

But they were like, unless I'm going to finish it, whatever. So no, it was just I am. Did you finish yesterday? No. It is a big book. But I read so much of it on the plane getting here yesterday. The man next. me as we were getting off the plane he was like

you read a lot of that book I was like why are you watching me? Ew the guy yesterday on the plane ate so many things and they were loud and they smelled first he had one of those salads in the jars he shook it past its expiration I mean just over and over and then the dressing like jerking off almost yeah I feel like I'm shaking yeah I feel like I'm pregnant smells are making me sick

then he ate like a hot sandwich he just like wouldn't stop eating smelly really and he took out beef jerky I was like fine did that well you're a woman I don't care what you do Oh, okay. Yeah, I had a chomp on the plane. Women can do whatever they want. Okay, so next in the 90s nostalgia report is TikTok has discovered Tybo, the beloved 90s workout. So did you ever do Tybo? I remember the commercial. I remember Billy Blanks being head of it being hot. So I love when TikTok like rediscover stuff from our like childhood or, you know. Fashion. When they steal everything that we invented. Yeah. So it's this workout combined. Taekwondo, boxing and aerobics made popular in the 90s by Billy Blanks,

senior resurgence online. And it's really funny because workouts these days have gotten so aggressive. Like, everything is elevated. Like, even choreo from the 90s. Like, the stuff we thought was cool is not, it's so much more technical, is no much more, like, I don't know. I'm not in the culture. Difficult. So you watch these workouts, you're like, people thought they were really doing it.

That's so funny. I know they would, like, just be in the park doing aerobics. And they were like, I guess aerobics in general. It's just like easier, which I'm all for it. Move your body however you got to do it. Take a walk. Yeah, but it's not, is it 75 hard? What's the number?

What does that mean? Oh, that thing people do? I don't know what that is. Do you guys know what it is? 75 hard? You just like have a miserable life for like 75 days and you have to like eat a terrible diet that's horrible and exercise a lot. And it's like just try to survive this.

Like that's exercising today. Life's too short. Exercising back in our day was like, let's just go to the park. dance around. So I think also people like his energy. So I think it's just like feel good. We need that in these dark times. So anyway, Tybo is back.

Okay. And lastly, no doubt is doing their sphere residency. I saw that Gwen Stefani is the first woman to headline the sphere. Is that true? Okay. That sounds about right. Who do we see in Vegas? Why am I blanking out?

Gwen Stefani. We saw Gwen Stefani. We saw Gwen Stefani. We see her. You guys am sick Wow So I just think that would be a cool Group to see

We should go I know the people Well I'm just like so sad I miss Backstreet boys I am too I could not swing it With the wedding planning And the tour

You're more of the three bachelor parties And the three bachelor parties Yeah But that is I think I'll regret it forever So I don't want to regret this No I mean I regret not going to Taylor Swift More times So I don't want you to regret this

I think we should go I think be really fun Okay Okay So if you guys see the opportunity to go to that, we'll be there. Okay. Next up, Ashley and I, we went to the roast of Kevin Hart on Sunday night. Netflix is a joke presented this.

And it's the first roast in two years since the Tom Brady roast two years ago, which made Nikki Glazer just a huge standout star. I have thoughts and feelings. Overall, we had a great time. I was entertained start to finish for three hours. Yes. We, I think watching on TV is different than being in the room with any, with standup in general, comedy in general.

So being there and having our friends with us and we were sitting with other comedians, we had a great time. I mean, I think opening with Tom Brady really brought the star power. There was a lot of talk about them not having, I don't know, the biggest talent on the dais. Is that what it's called? The dais is the thing. They kept saying the word dais, and I could hear everybody around and going, what's a dais? I think it's just like the stage. The couch, yeah, whatever, the panel, if you will.

So to have Tom Brady open it, we're like, oh, we're cooking. And then Usher. So I just thought they were playing Usher. And then Raina goes, he's right there. I said he's, I lost my, I was screaming. I felt like when I was at the Super Bowl and Rihanna was doing the halftime show and no one around me was as excited as me. I was losing my mind over Usher. And then he incorporated roast jokes into burn, like, redid the talk.

I thought that was iconic. So it did start hot because like there was rumblings of like, it's just. just not going to be as good. And listen, Tom Brady was an insane person to agree to that and to have do it. I've been seeing some very funny memes, though, where people were like, he got $25 million to sit on stage and have people roast his ex-wife for having an affair with the jujitsu person. And then one person made a joke about Robert Kraft, and he was like, too far. That was off limits. That's so funny to me. It is so funny. It was like, yes, two years ago when he, like, walked up and was like, keep Robert Craft's name out of your mouth. But my ex-wife

open season. She didn't fare with the jujitsu instructor. Go for it. Yeah, I mean, I have a lot of thoughts. And we had a great time. There were some people I could have done without. I don't need to see Kill Tony. I mean, his cadence and the way he delivers roast jokes are unmatched.

But it feels mean-spirited. I think he's a mean person. So, like, him and there's some things I didn't like. but I think we'll focus on kind of what we did like today. What I did like about Tony Hinchcliffe being there was that, and if you guys don't know, I mean, he performed at the R&C. He's a big, he's a MAGA Trump supporter and people obviously have a problem with him as do we. But people took a lot of shots at him, which I enjoyed.

That's what it is, though. It was fun for me. That's what it is. Yeah, people dragged him through the mud. I mean, that's what a roast is. Like, a lot of the comments I'm seeing from people who are criticizing the roast, I'm like, you don't know what a roast is. People took it too far. But like it's a roast are technically racist, sexist, homophobic, slut shaming, body shaming, all the meanest, most terrible

fucked up things you could think to say about something. Talking about someone's dad dying in 9-11, someone's spouse committing suicide, the lowest points in people's lives, affairs, being canceled. Like they are, the darkest dad leaving, a cracket, of course, affairs. The darkest, dad leaving, leaving, abandonment, all of the things, I thought it was a little racist. I thought it was a little race heavy, but like race is always part of it. Like we did not need that George Floyd joke. I thought it was unnecessary and it wasn't like everyone ended their roast with like really nice words about Kevin and Keltony ends it with like a really out of pocket joke. Like it felt like I didn't love it, but as a comedian, this is the time when you get to see the most fucked up

shit and it's accepted. So like I love a roast. And if people were offended by it, that's fine, but I always just want to remind people what a roast is. It's fucked up. Well, it's on Netflix, and so I think people previously weren't able to make these type of jokes, because it was on network television, it was on Comedy Central, so people couldn't say that type of stuff. Of course, there's

like network sensors, and so they can say anything they want. If you go to an actual roast, it's the most fucked up stuff you've ever heard. Some people were like, Chelsea Handler didn't look very happy about the jokes Shane Gillis made about her. I don't know. I think that everybody takes shots at everybody. That's why you go there. And I said, you, I think, I was a little

disappointed that the focal point was Kevin Hart because I've seen him host so many roast at this point. And I've heard every joke you're ever going to tell about him. And so I was like, why not pick somebody else? But you made the point that like, not a lot of people want to be the focus of this stuff, which is, yeah, I wouldn't. I like Kevin Hart. I don't think he was the first choice. He did, he hosted Tom Brady's roast. We just saw him. If no other reason than that. Like he's not, Tom Brady was just, it was so crazy that this athlete did that. a little more of a private person. I will say, I like Shane, I thought he did a great job. I don't lump him into MAGA. I know that's what a lot of people said. I don't think of him as, we don't

get into Shane's politics, but like I talked to him after at the after party, and he was like, it was kind of a rocky start. And we, he referenced it. Like, he wasn't really feeling the energy, which also I think he was like probably feeling that from the crowd in the front. And where everyone around us was laughing the whole time. And he was like, Chelsea really kind of got, like shifted the energy. I mean, I think she crushed. I think she did the damn thing. We have, you know, our feelings about her. But I want to credit her. I think she did an incredible job. And even Shane credited her with like, that was when we felt the energy shift in a positive way. They were hanging out to go with the after party. You know, like, people always want to

say like this beef and that beef. And it's just not like that. It like does all feel like in good fun. When you're in the room, you're watching these people absolutely drag each other and then go dapp it up on the couch afterwards. They sat next to each other. I thought they were both phenomenal. I totally agree with everything. I loved Chelsea Handler's jokes, my personal feelings aside. But I thought she was great at that. Shame was great. And they sat together for the whole roast and they seemed to be having fun together. They were sitting together at the

after party. My theory on the front row and people just in general, the way it's set up is it's in an arena, it's the key of forum, but the floor is set up with tables and those are the people on TV. And I think some of those people don't want to be on television laughing at this stuff because it's so offensive. And maybe that's why he doesn't

feel the love in the front row. Because like the jokes were so offensive. But I also, I thought Pete Davidson had some, like, great, unbelievable jokes. I thought Pete was great. Cheryl Underwood, you guys. So, again, there just felt like not funny to me, unnecessary jokes about her skin color. It was disproportionate. What is the point of it?

It was just, we needed less of that. And people just really were taking these shots at her that just, like, I just wasn't crazy about it. So I was rooting for her so hard. I feel it collectively. We were all just like rooting for her. She comes up. She brings the house down. I mean, she's an incredible town.

She's an old school, deaf jam comic. Standing ovation. It was electric. I just wanted to cry. Like this woman who had sat there and these jokes at black women, man, it just wasn't feeling it. And then she just comes up, slays. She just, she brought the house down.

I love to see it because to your point, the cheap shots at her, like people took a lot of shots at everybody. Of course, Chelsea Han. for being old and all these people she's in sex with him being a slut and all these things. Great. But like really, I love to just watch her walk out there and just kill. And just no missteps, just like, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. The energy, though. And then she opened it with free speech and just were all here able to do this. But you could tell she was like, this is my fucking moment. All these fucking white dudes have been up here. And I just love to see it. I love Lizzo. I thought

she was having a great time. I think no one had more fun up on that stage of Lizzo. I think that's when into the bathroom, but she laughed through her whole set. She was, like, giggling. Every time they were taking shots at her, she was really laughing and enjoying herself. Pete Davidson said one battle after the next is what Lizzo calls every time she goes up the steps. And they turned the camera onto her, and she's hysterical. She's in it and laughing.

hysterical. But, okay, so I loved a lot of this. My favorite, I didn't know who was going to happen, but they closed out the show with the Rock. He came out on this platform, and they're like, he was like, Daddy's Home. and him and him and Kevin Hart like went back and forth. And they're actually like friends. And they just like traded so many insults.

And the rock was like, you should suck on my nipples. And it was so funny. His comedic timing was unbelievable. I get so horny for him. People were trying to talk to me. I was like, shh, don't speak to me while he's out here. Like I think I look so elated the way that like people feel like their friend is on stage.

Like that's probably how I would look if you were on stage. Yeah. I was so excited that like daddy was on stage. Yeah. Yeah, it was exactly like, don't talk to Raina. Can I just tell you my joke that I can't believe didn't get said? So The Rock does this whole thing on, I think it was The Rock. He does this whole thing on Draymond Green.

And he was like, who was just really the most hated of the night, just because of him playing for the Warriors and he booed every time they brought him up. The audience would not let up. It was on Drame McGreg. So I think The Rock was like, your name is so stupid. It's just Raymond with a D in front of it. I'm like, isn't your name Dwayne? Isn't it spelled like D. Wayne?

Yeah, Dwayne. I couldn't. No, wait. Yes, it is. I forget that his name is Dwayne. When you said that to me, I was like. I couldn't believe that they were up here. D.

D.M.on to such a dumb name because it's a D in front. He went long on it. Then he started, he did other words with a D. I was like, no one's going to say it. No one's going to say you also have a name that just a D that got stuck in the front of it. Anyway, so that's my Miss Rose joke. But we really loved it. And Meek Mill closed it out.

So it was a big Philly theme throughout. Obviously, Shane, Philly guy, Kevin Hard. And then Meek Mill closed it out with dreams and nightmares. And we went to the after party afterwards. And at the after party, there was still a VIP. Like, people were separated from us. It was just us and everybody else. No, there was like a back VIP section.

It was like Meek Mill, obviously French Montana, Lamar Odom. It was funny. Tiffany Haddish was in there. Who Tiffany Haddish was also onstage at the roast. And no one said it. thing and I don't understand. Well, I was like, that can't be her because she just, she sat on stage the entire time. She wasn't part of the roast.

I was confused about it. But like, why not even acknowledge her? Like, there's a back, like, the back couch is like, it should be just friends and people you went up there to laugh and yuck it up. Why have a, like, famous comic up there and not address it? I have no idea. Well, positive it was her. Yeah.

That's how crazy it is to me. Yeah, exactly. So anyway, she was there, but at the after party. So I just was like, I love Meek Mill. My brother really loves Meek Mill. And so I was like, I just want to get a picture if I can, you know, whatever. So Shantk's like, just go ask him. He's going to be cool.

There's like a good velvet rope, though. Like I have to lean over the rope, but he was very close to the rope. So I'm like, no, Shishonk, you do it. Because people just love him. And he's this tall, good-looking Indian guy. Like, every time he approaches somebody, they just like want to talk to him. Also, it's unexpected. You don't expect.

Like, he looks cooler than somebody. He talked to Cheryl. He talked to everybody. He wanted him to Cheryl, you did so great tonight. She was like, I'm just watching that, you know. Yeah. So he goes up and there's a security guy right there. And Shishong was like, hey, my wife's from Philly, which I'm like, don't be telling people all from Philly.

Because what if he says where and I can't. You can make it out of where. I know. I know. It's embarrassing. So he was like, my wife's from Philly. She loves you. We played Dreams and Nightmares at our wedding.

And which maybe our DJ played it, but I was appropriating Matt's wedding. Matt ended his wedding with Dreams and Nightmares. The last song in the night, which is like unofficial. Eagles. I don't think he's going to figure that out though. No, he was, he got excited. He was like, we play dreams and nightmares here, that's so cool, whatever. I feel, I just told the story in chicks, so I'm like retelling it, but I feel a little weird, but I'm going to tell it the same way. And we're doing this thing, and I didn't, I was going to ask him for a photo. I was just going to have a nice moment and be on my way. I don't need to do that. There's other famous people around,

whatever. The security guard puts his hand on Shishonk and Meeks like, he's good. Like, it was a whole thing. And we're talking to him and he goes, so get that flick then. And I was like, what? That's so cool. Is that me to say? Would you have thought? I don't know what else would it have meant. I know. And I go, what? He was like, get that flick then.

That's so cool. Dajon takes a picture. He's like, you get in it too, man. And he was like, no. I'm like, then he was going to take it. Tiffany. So Tiffany Haddish and French Montana are in the back of the photo. Oh, I thought you made them take the photo.

Ashley, do you think I could sell, take that flick? Do you think if I set it to somebody like at an airport? Like, I get approached only when I look the ugliest. And I am like knee deep in a sandwich. from like Hudson News. And if someone's like, do you mind if I take a selfie? Do you think about it?

I was like, take that flick then. I just did this with chicks. And I asked them, when people come up to you, like, you never want to offer a photo because what if they say no thanks? If you say, take that flick then. And they're like, no, I'm good.

Okay, so I was at the airport the other day you weren't with me. I was in Chicago. And I was so hungry. And I was like, I just have to eat this thing. And I got this sandwich. It was like bacon and cheese on it. I just was taking.

It was a wrap. And so I was opening the wrap to take the cheese and the bacon off of it because it looked kind of gross. So my fingers are sticky. And I'm sitting there eating. There's a woman sitting down next to me. And I'm facing outside. I look so ugly. I look the ugliest I've ever looked. And this girl runs up behind me. And she's like, I miss you in whatever city. She was like, and I flew to Chicago to see your show today. And I was like, oh my God, thank you so much. I was so sweet.

And as she goes to walk away, the woman sitting next to me looks up and goes, do you girls want me to take a photo for you? And I was like, no, no, no. This girl, I look so ugly, she DM'd me and asked if it was okay to post the photo. Oh, you did get a photo. And she did not ask you for your permission. Even she was like, she's not going to want this. This shouldn't be on the internet. You know when those wraps sit out for a long time, they get gummy?

I probably had the green wrap like on my teeth or something. Oh, yeah. You don't want to see me like this. No. Remember that wet burrito? Like a corn in my burrito. That wet corn, we were in Chicago in the food court, that wet corn. that wet corn burrito.

All the lounges were at capacity. We just sat there. I didn't sleep. I hooked up with that 23-year-old. I was in a sleepy shirt. It was one of the darkest mornings. I was sleeping on Ryan and he was like, please stop this. Stop pretending I'm your boyfriend, okay? It's been four years.

In that food court, you were like, you're wearing your pajamas. All that, like, soupy corn was draping out of the bag with the burrito. All right, well, on a sexier note, We had a show with the Netflix's Joke Festival And so we just wanted to thank you guys all for coming out We had a great time And we did the show with the Chippendales Like the iconic Chippendales

They sent their four hottest guys I couldn't believe what I was looking at And they like they ran through the show a few times I thought you were to say they ran through me Like they did run through me I got a lap dance from all four of them at the same time And they rehearsed it multiple times with me One of them was sticking his fingers in my mouth

I was so horny Guys, so they are fans of Raina, and I found this out privately. She was somewhere else. And when we went for my third bachelorette, we did this thing on stage. They called you up. They knew we were there. But they brought Raina up and did this whole shower scene with one of the dancers. And you were in it.

We've talked about this. We posted photos. And he came. And he realized who you were. And he goes, that's the best girl that's ever done that done the shower thing. It was like, because you get such a mix of people who don't know if they're uncomfortable. They don't want to lean in, which is understandable. But I was like, oh, no, she's like born into him.

He's like, I can't believe she's here. Like, they were like fan girling you. And I was like, she's here. Like, you guys are going to get dance on her tonight. And he picks you up. You like came over and like picked you up. I was like he's in love with you, I think. So I asked him like, what about me?

It was like so amazing compared to everybody else. And he was like, you're just comfortable with like attention. And I was like, oh, yeah, I am. And like being touched and touching back. Touching back. Yes. I think that not everybody wants to be touched that much I do all four of them stripped on me

It was amazing That reminds me also I forgot my tickets go on sale For the second part of my tour today And I'm ending it in Vegas So it will be 1112 The last show of the tour Truly I'm not extending it Will be in Vegas

Rainiergrimbreg.com But they were so fun You planned a great show Again had nothing to do with me But you planned a phenomenal show It really we have not shared the stage That much with another team And so much of Netflix is a joke

That festival was like that that a lot of people were like interviewing other people. And it was just really so special. Yeah. So we had such a great time. And so thank you to you guys. Thank you to the Chippendales. And Jason, who was like the lead Chippendale, so we've known him.

He did the Vegas show. When we did this years ago, he was there from a bachelor. He's the emce. He's the head guy. And he was the one that was on Mormon wives. And so when they did the Chippendale's season one, two, season one or two. Two. Of Mormon wives?

Because season one was like the whole Chippendale's drama. and then they brought them in. Season two was the episode where Jesse is getting stripped on. And the cops show up. And so we're like, we have to ask you about that. He was like, you guys, it was crazy. He was like, I was like upstairs in the bathroom.

The cops are on the lawn. He's like these white people in Utah. Like the cops are here. Like there were then like brets on the lawn with the cuffs and the like we were talking to him like, not handcuffs, like Chippendale's cuffs and bow tie. It was just so funny to relive that with him. He's just like, I remember seeing him on Mormon wives. It's like, that's our guy.

Meanwhile, the vaguest stripper is the most tame person on that episode. Right. These religious white people are on the lawn like, I'll fucking kill you. With the police. Yes. He was texting his publicist like, I've got to get out of here. Brett's trying to fight our boyfriend Chase. He said he got pushed by Chase?

No. Brett? Dakota. No. I'll keep saying stuff. Zach. Oh, Zach. Little Zach.

Zach put his hands on it. Zach put his hands on it. Zach is 5'2. Okay. Okay. So you finally saw the devil. I'm excited to talk to you about this. And there will be some spoilers ahead.

So if you guys, it's not like this is like a murder mystery. You guys would be fine. Well, yes. Well, yeah, of course. Spoilers ahead, though. Okay, what did you think? Did you like it? Yes, I liked it.

I feel like collectively we're all using the words like and good. So I wouldn't say love and I wouldn't say great. But I think they did a great job considering 20 years ago a perfect movie was made. And they're trying to do it again. Yeah. And the expectations were low, I think. We were like, how could you ever recreate? Not that they were necessarily trying to, but the same exact cast.

So I thought they did a great job. And I did enjoy it. Okay. There are so many improbable storylines that were so lazy to me. But I did like it and I enjoyed myself. The worst storyline of all was the love interest for Anne Hathaway. What was the point of this? Wait, what do you mean?

I like that. There was no chemistry between the two of them. I disagree. It did not affect the movie in any way. This guy just, like, what built the apartment she decides to buy? He did not need to be there. What was the point of this? We can't just have, like, a strong female character without a love interest.

Okay, that's fair. I just, I didn't impact the movie in any way for me. Okay. That's fair. We didn't need it. I didn't hate him. But, like, what, there wasn't a central conflict there I needed. It wasn't like with her and Adrian Grenier where it's like, he's, like, he's,

like such a part of the movie. That's, that's true. Yeah, I guess I, I guess I agree with you. There was a moment where she had, everything was happening, like, with the magazine and the new, like, all the things. And he kind of tried to jump in and be like, well, in my line of work and, like, draw an example. And she, like, snapped at him. And I was like, you don't deserve that man. And then I was like, she better apologize because that's her character. That's, that's, you're a bitch. Like, we've all done it, but we say that was out of character, and I'm sorry. Like, if you're that person where a loved one friend, a partner is trying to be like,

and you like condescendingly or like your work doesn't matter like mine does kind of vibes. And so when she went to like get him back, she didn't apologize for that. And I didn't like it. I don't even think it fazed me. I was like, what is the point of this guy being here? But I agree with you. She seemed like a shitty partner in that moment. It bothered me.

Why give her a partner? And then right after that, she shows up it. Miranda's house in the middle of the night. I was like, Andy's crashing out. Yes. Like, I was like she's crashing out. Like, this is too much. Although, I just, they really watered down the Miranda character.

Wait, okay, I don't think, Raina, I thought she was so mean. She flew economy to Paris. She flew economy. I don't fly economy to Paris. Her flying economy was the biggest podhole. I gasped. I turned to, I had to Shanka one side and Nushka and the other. I was like, I hate this.

I screamed. Everyone else in economy. is one thing. Anna Wintour does not walk through the Delta One cabin and sit an economy. It just would never happen. She'd pay herself.

Absolutely. Like, I get what they were trying to do. They did this cut where they literally were just like, end flights, and then they cut to her. I was like, they're not going to put her in economy. I couldn't believe it. It's just, they watered down the character. But I thought she was mean.

The first meeting, I was like, she's mean. That's what I'm looking for in that character. Like, extra. I thought the first. half of the movie was right on par. She was like, why are you speaking? The funniest part, I laughed out loud when she walked into the cafeteria.

I loved it. Because I kept thinking Anna Wintour. We have a cafeteria here? Anna Wintor walks into the cafeteria. Like, she was just at the Met Gout. Like, I kept picturing Anna Wintor, obviously, doing these things and really, really got me. That was really funny. Anne Hathaway being the features editor at Vogue, and she has this shitty garbage office,

and she's writing the articles herself. and they give her some, like, garbage intern as an assistant. The Features Editor, one of the most famous publications in America. They're just like, give her the broom closet. She'll write her own articles, what? Okay, so I had a problem with that. Okay.

Her writing a book about Miranda Priestley, she'd be under an NDA that would never, ever happen. And then this, like, bidding war for the magazine that, like, you know, Anne Hathaway cooks up this idea that, like, Justin Thoreau is going to buy the magazine and they get that done in, like, 12 hours, and then, like, eight hours. Then she's on the phone being like, wake him up, wake him up, wake him up.

Who are we waking up? Why does she make 19 phone calls to who are we waking up? The lawyers? And then Lucy Lou buys the magazine and this all goes down in 24 hours. We've brokered a deal for the most famous publication in the United States in like an hour and a half. Raina, not the publication, the whole media company. Lucy Lou buys Condé Nast overnight. You're talking about a publicly traded company with a board.

And they're just like, Lucy Lou is just like, I'll take it. And Justin Thoreau's like, I don't want it. What? I just had to keep it. telling myself, like, just ignore that part of it. It was so improbable and unrealistic. And I kept thinking back was the first one like this. And I don't think. I think the first one was probably just felt more probable. It was just corny. I think they needed like a central conflict. It's just like it was so lazy. Wake them up. Wake him up. Who would waking up? I know. So let me ask

you a question. Those are all my problems. Let me ask you a real life question. Would you, be friends with Andy Sachs in real life. She is annoying. Yeah, she would be my annoying friend I, like, talked about behind her back, but I would go to the mech-Hallel with her if she could, like, get me on the list. Like, I do feel Emily Blount on the way she treats her. That would be me. You're just too much.

Too earnest and annoying. She's the top level of earnest and where it's like, stop, you're too much. It's too much. It's too much. you're too, like, desperate for my friendship or something. Like, I feel when people get a little too desperate with me. It's just like, that's a recipe for I'm never going to be nice to you. I just, I need, like, a little more mental illness, like, sprinkled in for fun.

It's just, like, she's always going to have a moment. You know, like, the way Miranda and Emily treat her is, like, how I would, like, just keep her arms laying. That's, that would be me. Like, you know, I just, I don't like when people are too nice to me or too earnest. I just, I have to, like, strongarm them a little bit. I have to be mean to them for six to nine months until they learned it's too much. But as soon as they're mean back to me, and Brittany tells me that's because my mom didn't love me growing up. Which is true.

She didn't turn. Marina. She loved you. She's didn't act like it. She loves me. She just doesn't like me at all. That's true. Following Mother's Day, maybe someday I'll speak on this relationship.

Okay, well, whenever you want. Okay. Is your show. While we're here, Ann Hathaway apparently is going to be. in yesteryear so we reviewed yesteryear the book last week and someone commented on our

reel they're making this into a movie with Anne Hathaway and I thought that was a hilarious joke from a listener and when you said it to me I also thought it was a hilarious joke from my comedian friend Ashley again Anne Hathaway is a wonderful actress

she's so beautiful but are there other actresses but like idea now we're the idea of you Verity, silent patient, which Verity and silent patient are similar. And now yesterday, like she, and I think she's involved in bringing these to life, which great. But what is, it's so much. And on top of Devil Wars Part of too, like, it's so much.

It's her and Nicole Kibben, that's it. Like, I was talking to my agent about, like, really a lot less jobs in Hollywood, a lot less is being made. Like, A-list actors are struggling to find work. And I'm like, yeah, because Anne Hathaway, Nicole Kippman, are taking all the job. Those four books you list up are for my favorite books of all time. There are four of everybody's favorite books of all time. I think we just spread it out a little bit.

I think that Anne Hathaway is phenomenal. She's great. I would love to watch her in any movie, but I'd also like to watch other people in any movie. Yesterday year, so when I was just with Rhea and Fran, they said Rosamond Pike, how great she would be for yesterday. So bad. Both of them are, I would like to see somebody a little bit younger. No, it has to be younger. You're right.

You're right. Roseman Pike is just, she's got that, like, diabolical character-wise. Gone girl. Oh, so incredible. Yeah. Yeah, like I like fresh faces sometimes. Like I really love to see the actors that we grew up with, but I like to see new people, too. Yeah, let's just keep something else a chance.

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So, I mean, every week I'm like, this is the last week that we will cover Summer House, and then they just keep feeding us. So basically what had happened was Jen Fessler, who is a real housewife in New Jersey, was on a red carpet for an event and was being interviewed. And basically somebody said, like, what do you think about the stuff going on with West Wilson and Sierra Miller? And she said he does not mean any harm. He doesn't mean it. He's just trying to have a good time. He doesn't want to hurt anyone, give him a break. and Sierra publicly commented

that's because they had sex with each other. Sierra, I mean, she in the beginning of this was so quiet and didn't say anything and I feel that she has been unleashed and I love to see it. And I will say, so Jen did say, Jen Falser did say like I love Sierra, we all love Sierra, she's so great, but give him a break,

give him a break would ignite something inside of me. Right, right, right. I would also comment that's because they fucked And so now people are like, did this really happen? Because there's this clip from West on Watch What Happens Live saying, I have slept with this one older woman like much, much older. And Andy's trying to figure out how old she is. And he says older than 50, just younger than 60.

But Sierra's not lying. That Sierra knows. She is so smart. And she just feels like she's always in control. And she knows what she's doing. She's not making those false claims about that kind of stuff. So Jen Fessler is married and she has kids and she came out and said, this is not true. I'm very flattered that anybody would think this, but it's not true.

And this is liable. And this is not a thing that happened. And West also is like, that's not a thing that happened. And Sierra then tweets out, don't fuck with me. I just, it is all these people's job to be reality TV people. So you never know what's the truth and what's a lie. But when I think about who has a reason to lie in this scenario, it is Jen Fesler. It's not Sierra.

Why would Sierra lie about that? And yeah, it would really provoke me if I saw this person on a red carpet being like, just give him a break. And I knew that they slept together. But basically, she is accusing her of having an affair, which is a bold statement. But why, what reason does she have to lie about that? So it's messy. And honestly, I think she was pretty demure about this whole thing prior to the reunion.

And she probably just got fucked with by them. so bad at the reunion and you know I can't imagine what happened will I wait with bated breath but maybe they weren't that apologetic maybe they weren't that kind west just running around posting on instagram weddings having the time of his life and I would be like okay I'm gonna say whatever I want for sure yeah okay so the reunion is going to be Tuesday May 26th okay Tuesday May 26th and upfronts released just like a little quick clip of it there that basically filmed it and released that but it is Kyle saying that West has had a girlfriend like a confirmed exclusive girlfriend since February 2025 that he is a not a great relationship to the truth and so I am just dying for this

reunion I can't wait we should have a watch party yeah we have to okay reina tell us what's going on euphoria we have reached a level of like this isn't even okay so here's what happened this week episode five heavily focuses on Sidney Sweeney and her birthday OnlyFans career that Maddie is managing for her. And she is the star of this episode, start to finish. And she is just, like, naked and doing ASMR videos. And it's really dirty with, like, a lot of sex toys and a lot of dirty talk. I mean, it is so, so dirty.

And you see her naked. And it feels so gratuitous. It feels like the creator of the show just wanted to watch Sidney Swinney do all this stuff. Well, that's what people are saying, of course. And I really want to know. I'm dying to talk to Sidney Does this get presented to her And she's like, I guess I got to do it

Or is she like, yes, I love this. I want to do this. I want to be edgy and naked and sexual In this way, I'm dying to know Or as part of her like, I don't want to do this. It's surprising to see an actress at her level agree to be this naked And play with sex toys

And be reading these lines. They're basically having her like mime and do all these like ASMR sexy videos and talk dirty and it's, I mean, it's so filthy.

I mean, I'm not like a Clutcher Pearls kind of person. We own a sex toy company. But it's a lot and you don't see a lot of actresses being willing to do this and she is naked,

I'm from the waist up. And it just feels so gratuitous. Yeah, I'd be like, if men are in charge of this, like I don't like it. And people, so basically only fans,

creators have come forward. saying this is not realistic to the platform either. And one of the things that's the most shocking is that Sidney's dressed up as a baby. And they're basically saying like, only fans does not promote pedophilia. Yeah. And people dressing up as babies and this level of pornography,

which I can't speak to. I don't know what private videos go on and OnlyFans. But I would actually venture to say this show is so stupid and so ridiculous and so outside of the realm of anything that could happen. It feels like fantasy. It feels like we have entered this like sci-fi place. Like I don't really understand.

stand still where the strip club is. Like, they're all living in L.A., but the strip club is at the desert and I don't really understand where it is. These storylines are so stupid. The show is so fucking stupid. Yeah, it's like Jump the Shark at this point.

And this maybe will be the last season. Oh, I hope. But, like, only dance creators are upset and I, to their credit, yes, they deserve to be upset about it because they have to adhere to certain guidelines. But I would venture to say this show is so stupid. It's not even a real,

it's like a reimagination of anything can happen. You couldn't possibly think this was real. Mm-hmm. It's so stupid. Right. So, anyways, that's my feelings. And I will continue to watch it every week, so I am part of the problem. You'll continue to update us. Okay, well, we just have a few quick headlines for you guys, and then we will send you on your way. Okay, starting,

a name that I just thought we were done hearing, James Kennedy, DJ James Kennedy, is expecting his first baby with his new girlfriend. You know, some people shouldn't breed. I'll take your word for it. I don't... You know about James Kennedy. I know. And you don't want to. Everything you know about him is against your will. know what I don't keep up with public perception of like someone like him like

what's good are people still out on him so he was um him and Ali Luber that they were on the last season at Vanderpumped together and allegedly I don't know how alleged it is but she had called the police because of some domestic violence stuff that happened between the two of them and his last two girlfriends alleged that as well were Cal and Kristen Doe's so yeah yeah I think the general consensus is he needs to get some help and go to therapy and I don't know him personally, but, you know, some people just should be, you know. That's fair. I'm with you. There should be less pregnancies in the world sometimes. I support that. Okay. Okay. So a trailer that is out for something we're really excited about is the five-star weekend. So this is

based on Ellen Hilderbrand's 2023 novel. And it is going to be an eight-episode drama miniseries premiering on Peacock on July 9th, my birthday. And we love this book so much. When I decided to get into Ellen Hilderbrand, this is the first one that Raina gave me. And it's going to be starring Jennifer Garner as Hollis, who is the central character. Chloe Savigny, Regina Hall. Oh, who was just on the – it's a good lineup. He was just on the roast. And Gemma Chan.

So I love this book. So her most famous book is probably the perfect couple, which Netflix made into a series as well. Oh, right. It's sort of like a murder mystery. Megan Fahey is in it. I absolutely love that. If you're going to start with her books, I would start with that one. And it's sort of outside the realm of her normal books.

She is a great, like, summer read. We have, like, summer vacations coming up. She is, like, absolutely an awesome. author I would recommend picking up for any summertime reading. And then the second book is five-star weekend. It's just great. Yeah, I love it so much. Okay. And lastly, we thought that the Blake lively and Justin Baldoni case was over. We thought it had ended with them. Yeah. But it is still going. It's going with us. Blake lively suffers blow as exhausted judge denies latest request in persistent Justin Maldoni legal war. So it sounds like she's been trying to recoup

attorneys, fees, and damages, and the federal judge overseen the lawsuit denied her request to file additional briefs and other information. Didn't she start this? I don't know. I can't remember. Wasn't the first thing brought by her and then he countersued? Now she's like, I'd like my money back. I don't know.

What? You guys, we got it. It has to stop. It has to end. Literally has to end. You have to end this. She wants her money back. She started this shit.

Don't start no shit. Won't be no shit. Okay. And while we're here, I just want to talk about what I'm, I'm watching and what I have to what I have to what I have to I've allowed my list. Hacks is back. I'm loving this season. You know, it's like my favorite show. This is the final season. So I am loving hacks and the storylines and your friends and neighbors season two. I started it. I'm like, I need to catch up on that, but I really liked it. And then beef. I've been wanting to do beef.

Like there's a whole new cast. Yeah. So that's on my list too. And I do have a couple of summerhouse episodes to watch. I need to catch up. I have a lot to watch. Amanda Batula is getting the special edit. The villain edit. They went back in and they were like... They went back in. They were like, time to cue this up. Yes. So, anyway, that's what I'm... What's on the docket? I've just been reading books lately, so I will catch up on TV soon. What should I read after yesteryear? I'm going to give you the Lena Donham book.

Yes, sorry, do you have it here with you? No, I asked you the other day on a voice note if you wanted me to bring it to you. I just thought you would know you did need to so you don't have it here. I finished it though. It's good. It's good, it's good read. Well, I could go over the strand and buy it. You could buy it, but I mean, why buy it when I can give it to you? Yeah, but I like giving you my books. Okay. What else am I going to do with them? Do you know you give me your books and I give them to my nail tech? So right now, she has the five-star weekend right now. Like, I didn't even know somebody had that. Like so many of your books, like Julietta has. And then I get them back. Don't get them back. You don't care.

Okay. Donate them. I mean, I have so many books. I just want to donate them. If you guys actually have a good suggestion in Los Angeles, I would love to donate a lot of books. Okay. Sometimes like neighborhoods have little like drop boxes. Yeah, I see those sometimes. But I want to donate like a lot of books. I could probably just take to the library, right? Yeah. Okay.

I don't know, actually. I don't know why you said, yeah, like I know. The library works. My mom's the library. All right, guys. Well, that is your snack. If you are listing Thursday and you're in New York, we have the show tonight. Raina show.

I will be opening at the Grandercy Theater, Raina Greenberg. com for those tickets. And then, of course, her new tour dates on sale today. Thank you. So you can get those for all the city she has in the fall. Girls Gotta Eat.com. We are Girls'Catty podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess.

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