Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Louvre Heist, Merkin Thong, and Couples You Love to Hate

Episode Date: October 23, 2025

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Update on some polarizing couples/ex couples: Rob and Blacc Chyna, Britney and KFed, Bill and JordOn, Kristen and Dax Louvre Heist Skims Merkin Thong + Kim's red carpet face covering Love is Blind S9 predictions Headlines: TJ Holmes and Amy Robach engaged, Tyra Banks' hot ice cream, No Kings protest, White House demo Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Hers: Get a personalized perimenopause treatment plan at https://forhers.com/gge. Shopify: Go to https://shopify.com/gge and start building your own empire today. Columbia Sportswear: Head to http://columbia.com to get your hands on an Amaze Puff Jacket. Saks Fifth Avenue: Head to Saks Fifth Avenue or saks.com for inspiring ways to elevate your personal style. AG1: Get a free frother with your first purchase of AGZ at https://drinkagi.com/gge. Addyi: Use coupon code GGE for a $10 Telemed appointment at http://addyi.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week on the snack, the Louv Heist, Merkantongs, and couples we wish we knew less about. This is a Dear Meaty production. Enjoy. Hi, guys. We have such a good episode for you today. We have been foaming at the mouth to get in here and do this. So last week, so much happened just as we wrapped recording. We hate it.

We hate it. It's really like the most frustrating thing to wrap up and see Trump's neck pussy with a skim's murkin over it. What a missed opportunity. But we'll get to it. You know what we're not doing this week for the first time in a really long time? This time on Taylor Swift. I'm going to miss it.

Well, you just said it. You have a little blood of lip gloss on your teeth. Oh, thanks. How much more do you want to make fun of me today? You already make fun of my outfit. No, I think you look great. Listen, I'm having an outfit regret. I love your outfit.

Something's off. Do you think you just look too professional to talk about neck pussies? Something's off. I think it's like the low pony with a high neck. and a khaki. Like, I feel masculine or something. I can't talk about Merkins in a khaki. There's not sexy going on in here.

We have an audience in here today. We have a new editor. Our new editor, Laura, is with us. And we, unfortunately, had to say goodbye to our other editor, Dustin, he was with us since we started the snack. I know. We love him. So just a tribute to him.

And we're so happy to have Laura. But Dustin was with us from the very first episode. We kind of created it together. And he moved on. It's so infrequently. that we let a man in here. So that's how good he was. Yeah.

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of a comment section that says everything I've learned about these people has been against my will. Yes, the comment section is just like, what are you guys having for breakfast? Yeah. So maybe not, though. Some of these are maybe controversial, but polarizing couples. People have feelings about these couples or ex-couples. I just like tea about everybody. Right, exactly.

Volatility in a lot of these. It's better than than me. So up first, are Black China and Rob Kardashian back together? I mean, she, so they broke up in 2017. Obviously, they have a child together. Do you remember? Do I remember? Well, I don't know if you cared about them.

I was into them. I watched the show. It was such a mess. And then in 2017, do you remember he was like posting in real time, like crazy stuff? He posted, I think, some revenge porn. He was like crashing out in real time on Instagram. I remember being in my apartment in New York and being like, what is Rob Kardashian doing? And are any of his sisters watching him and being like Rob put down the phone?

And then there was a thing of like, she threatened him with a gun and she was like, it wasn't loaded. He, he, he. Like, they were insane. I don't remember the gun. The gun was a little more under the radar. The gun was for the real fans like me. Like, I am also just fascinated by Rob Kardashian as a person in this family. Fascinated.

The most famous cannot stop talking and being on the internet family. and this person who's kind of become a recluse since the gun incident. But they have a daughter together. I mean, you know, you don't want, you don't root for the toxicity. And I guess ultimately you always want parents to be able to work it out for a baby dream. I guess, a toddler dream. I just, I'm, how old is dream now? Dream's got to be.

Okay, they were together in 2017. They broke them in 2017 and Dream was alive. So she's at least 10. Okay. Right? What? Do I think she's 10? Nine.

Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. I mean, that clip of her screaming, are you still texting bitches? It lives rent free in my head.

Yeah. She's had a lot of ups and downs. But so she posted this photo on October 14th. She was posing in front of a white Ferrari and she tagged Rob. And it was just really cryptic. What does she say? The love is forever, and then the infinity symbol, Rob Kardashian official. But she has said they're not back together, but she also said he's my person.

She's really thrown us off the scent. Well, she's being a little coy, but then she, like, talked to TMZ and, like, the quote from the article sounds like they're together. Me and Robert, we're healing, we're communicating, we're just going with the flow. Going with the flow means we're fucking. Totally. You and I aren't going with the flow with each other. I wouldn't use that to describe our relationship. They're working it out.

They're having sense. For a dream. Okay. Next up, Bill Belichick and Jordon, Hudson. We haven't talked about them in a while. We were talking about them weekly. Still very fascinated by them. They're still very much together.

Oh, yeah. More than ever. She's a fixture at the UNC games. So they were basically caught in this hot mic. They were filming a reality show that it's now defunct. But she... Wait, what? Did I even know that was in the nick?

I didn't know about it either. I'm dying to watch it. I'm upset and I would like this footage. That's my new. in China. But they're caught in this hot mic and she's basically yelling at him about the staff from this and saying that like they didn't know what they were doing and anyone can do this shit.

I can do this shit. It's like she's just shitting on these like professionals. Jordan, aren't you 21? You're just, you're better than all these people that produce the show. You're better than all these designers. You're better than Bill Belichick. She's mansplaining to Bill Belichick like the Red Zone.

The most winningest coast in the history of time. He's 12 years old. And this cheerleader is strategizing. Yes. And he's, and he is entertaining it. I don't care. I think it's hilarious.

Let this 20 year old cheerleader dunk on these men. I don't care. He's letting her do it. He's enabling it. Let them live. Like, I think it's so funny. I was watching KFC from Barstool just rant about this. Because that's someone who's like,

I can't believe what I'm seeing as a huge. huge football fan. Of course he is. I'm a football fan too, but, you know, not like, not like men be football fans. And he's just like, how can this happen? And I'm like, he's letting it happen. Let it happen. Her confidence is the most white male confidence I've ever seen. He's just like, I'm 73. I don't know anything to prove to anybody at this point. Let her cook. Let this child that I get to have sex with cook. Yeah, but it's so embarrassing for him. Like he's not listening to her. I don't think he's, I think he's just like, I have nothing left to prove.

Yeah, maybe he's just tired. I think it's funny unless I'm his kids watching this. Because where is that money going? If I'm his ex-wife, though, like this is the best thing I've ever seen. Okay. What's our next couple? Kevin Federline. I mean, I never saw this coming.

Kevin Federline, what is like 51 years old at this point? He wrote a memoir. It comes out on November 1st on your wedding day. It comes out on your wedding day. Kevin and I work that out. We're going to have him doing book signings at the wedding. He wrote a new memoir. It says, you thought you knew.

Kevin, no one cares. People are going to care, though. So people will read this. I will not. I feel just deeply sad about it. it really is a lot of exposing Britney Spears, who is someone who is so clearly not mentally well and hasn't been for a really long time. And so going back and saying all the terrible things she does and what her drugs and

she was a bad mother and that's what it sounds like. And it's everyone's like, why now? And it's because what's he saying? It's because he wanted to wait until his kids were old enough. No, this is about money. He's wanted money. It's all about money. I mean, shame on the publishers who oppressed him to do this.

I just feel so leave Brittany alone at this point. The stuff in this book is so deeply sick. And I was watching some interviews he was giving. And fine, people break up and you want to talk about your relationship. I guess it's fine. You want to like spill some tea. Like Jessica Simpson's book, for example, she talks about dating on these different people and their romantic relationship.

But he really spills a lot of like really sick, horrible stories on one on all with her and her children. That whether or not they're substantiated, it feels deeply personal. and somebody who's really not well and something that should not be monetized. I mean, he's talking about her using drugs while she was breastfeeding, that she was standing in the doorway of their children's bedroom with a knife.

I mean, this stuff is really, really hard to read, and it feels deeply disgusting to have monetized this. For his children, too. Yes, absolutely. This is so traumatizing at any age. It doesn't matter how old the kids are for them to read this about their mom.

Absolutely. If you feel like, now we're just doing family therapy, but if you feel like there's a world in which you need to share the truth about your kid's parent, there's a different way to deliver it in this expose with all the gory details. I'm grossed out by it. It's too much. And, you know, I think that people should be able to, like, get their bag, I guess.

But, like, hasn't he, like, profited enough? But, I mean, don't you think he's, like, profited enough? Like she probably has paid alimony spousal support, child support for 70 years. She's lost access to her children. She's lost everything. Like, don't you have enough? Yes. He's remarried.

He's moved on. Sick. Isn't it like enough for any? Isn't it enough? A hundred percent. You're so right. Like she put you on the map. She obviously had to pay so much money.

So I don't know. I'd love to see some like protests about it at my wedding. You put this in your speech. I just want to take him a while I have the floor. While I have the floor. Since we are talking about couples today, I would like to talk about other couples. And last and not least, Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. So it was their anniversary.

She posted something for their anniversary. As of recording, it is still up. She did not take it down. Comments are limited. But comments are limited, but they're still, shut up. It doesn't appear she deleted any. No. So it's still live.

So she captioned this. People are pretty upset about the caption. She says, happy 12th wedding anniversary to the man who once said to me, I would never kill you. A lot of men had killed their wives. at a certain point, even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. Heart emoji. Imagine writing that and being like, send it.

Nailed it. Nailed it. Mike drop. Like, they're fucking weird. You know, they are the epitome of everything I've learned about them has been against my will. Obviously, we love her new show. Nobody wants this.

It was a dark joke. It was something that should have stayed in the drafts. It happened to fall during domestic violence awareness month. I mean, 12 months a year, I still find this cringe. Yeah, I go back and forth. Because that's one of those things that people on the internet, they find this connection and make it worse. How could you say that during this?

It's like she didn't know. I don't think she knew. But this isn't me defending her. It's like, she didn't think, you know what I'm going to do? Wait for that. Wait for it. Domestic Violence Awareness Month. I'm going to talk about you killing me.

Like, clearly that wasn't her connection. It was tone deaf. It was weird. It was a dark joke. It's just like, if you don't like it, unfollow or don't support them or I don't know. It's not a cancelable offense. It's just a real ick. And to me, the picture was more offensive.

What was that? That people, a few people in the comments, which I agreed with said I thought he was consoling one of his children. I thought that was his child. His hand on the back of her head, Raina, like, first of all, this looks like... So he's sitting in a bed,

they're straddling each other, and then he has had his hand in the back of her head. It does look like, that's not a child? It looks like he's consoling her. Also, you know what we always say. Who took this? Who, if this is how... Are you sure this is not a child?

That's her. It's definitely her? Yeah, she's so small and he's so big, but who took this? And in this private moment, is that how... they hold each other day to day. Like that is

how maybe... Listen, I do be really small. It's the hand on the head. Listen, this could just be me. This could be an unpopular opinion. I hated the photo. If he wasn't consoling her and that's just how they hug, even weirder.

Who took it? Why are you posting it? It's such a private moment. The weirdest photo with the weirdest fucking caption. Happy anniversary to these two fucking weirdos. Listen, I do like to kind of suction cut my body like that and I'm all little. But this is, it's the look on his face. His eyes are closed. No, I'm a bad.

Like I, in some dark moments, like, I really do like to be held like that. Like the other day, I was like upset. My fiance just picked me up like a baby. Like, and you just like, let me lie on him on the couch. I'm, I'm for it. But you know what I'm not doing is, hey, get this. Get this. Get this. Capture this moment.

I'm going to post this on the grid one day. I think they have like one of their maids or assistants like do this? Are there kids even? They're kids? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. We always think that as like the staged moments. And I cringe at most of it, most staged couple moments.

But the ones that appear to be private and like something, like you're going through it is even weird. This feels performative. Like when people cry and they set up their camera. They're like, I got to capture this. It's even crazy. I mean, when people cry on the floor. I'm like, you got on the floor and started crying. You had to get the tripod on the ground.

or the Octobuddy. You're like, wait. You start crying and you're like, oh, I'm going to nail this post. What? Yeah. So I found it shocking from like a millennial female to post a quote like that. Not because I'm personally offended, but because I just feel like that was a real miss. You had to have known people we're not going to like that.

No, I know. That's the thing. Sometimes you and I have conversations about things that are just not relatable or they're whatever. or they're on the, or super snarky, whatever. And I'm like, this is so funny to me. And I know it wouldn't be funny to like most other people. Like, we keep it in the drafts.

Anybody in the spotlight learns that pretty quickly. I remember like month one of this podcast seven and a half years ago saying something and being like, oh yeah, I'm now aware that the stuff that I say in private chats are not for the world. Yeah. You learn it quick. She's been in Hollywood for decades. Forever.

Also, why? is he heavily incentivized? For her life insurance? That's all it is? Maybe she just means because, like, how annoying she is. Like, being together is tough. We interpreted that two different ways. You want money.

Heavily incentivized. Let me read the caption again. A lot of men have killed their wives at a certain point. Even though I'm heavily incentivized to kill you, I never would. For her life insurance. Oh, you must be right. Okay. Let me just put out there.

If Kristen Bell dies, now we know. Do you think that she's just worried he is going to kill her? So she's letting us know this is her cry for hell? Yes. If I'm dad, you know who did it. Yeah. I don't know. I mean, whatever.

It's, again, dark joke. People in the comments thought it was funny. You know, like, it's dark. And I'm not one to knock a dark joke. But it's tone deaf and it should never been seen the light of day. You know it is? I'll take a dark joke. You can joke about anything if you make it funny.

It just wasn't that funny. That's such a good call. That's actually the biggest offense. and that picture, like, show a picture of you holding up a knife. Funnier. Like, you know the TikTok trend of like, you strangling me. Yes, like holding her head under the water. Like, maybe his head's on top of her foot, his foot is on top of her head in the water.

Like in their pool. Go harder. I know. You guys didn't commit. The photo didn't match the caption. What is this? That's what it is. It's a bad joke.

You're actually so, right? That's what it is. That's the cringe about it. I mean, you and I watch some pretty offensive stuff. I don't mind it as long as you can nail the line. Well, moving on to the highest heard round the world, the Louvre was robbed in broad daylight, middle of the day on Sunday. Seven minutes. Seven minutes flat.

They stole millions of dollars of jewels. How is this not a movie? It is. It's called Oceans 8. No. It's the exact plot. It's Oceans 14 promo. I think this is the town seat.

equal. I think Dougie McCray jetted off to Paris and this is revisiting his career. Like this is the town. Like this is fast and the furious. This is so crazy. How does this happen in real life? Also like I could have planned this heist. Like if all

if I knew that all I had to do was like buy a construction worker costume from chippin-new. Halloween.com. If that's all I had to do and then like get a crane and in the middle of the day while the museum is open, I could just roll up. Okay. They left. So basically they pulled up to the side of the museum.

Can I read the full like thing? Yeah. Okay. Sorry. So I just, I liked this Bro Bible post and I really just want to explain it. So it says how it took thieves just seven minutes to break in and steal priceless jewelry from the Louvre. The four thieves were all completely hooded when they arrived with two T-Max scooters,

scooters, which they would use for their escape after the thefts, which was caught on video surveillance cameras. The thieves gained entry to the Louvre using a Montive Mule Bulls, whatever, a truck mounted with a basket, lift. How did you not, where was this? What do you mean? The truck with the fucking lift on it. So, but I mean, you've been to the loom a bunch of times. There's never not construction around it. You're right. You're right. It's just everywhere. Okay. So that was parked outside the museum. Yes. Once lifted to the balcony outside the gallery de Payon, they cut through a window with a disc cutter, which triggered alarms. Five museum workers were reportedly in the room and adjacent rooms when they gained entry. Once inside, they targeted two glass display cases, housing the priceless jewels and threatened guards with

angle grinders. They then smashed the display cases and fled with the priceless treasures, all in just seven minutes. French culture minister described the theft as a professional operation. This is so unprofessional to me.

You and I could have done this. You and I could have done this on just a stroll through Paris. So there's, all they had to do was dress up as construction workers, there's so much construction around the loo nobody would ever notice.

They just like pulled it up to the side. There was guards in the room. They didn't even, like, roll those canisters in the room. You know, like, stink bombs to, like, knock out all the guards. The guards were just there. Also, like, museum guards, aren't they usually just, like, docents that are volunteering? Like, honestly, like, armed?

They're not usually armed. They're just, like, ret-like, people, like, your mom would be, like, a museum. Okay. Like, because your mom just, like, knows about stuff because she's librarian. Like, you know, people retire, they become, have you ever been a museum? Those people aren't getting up. True. Yeah.

They just rolled in there, and they were like, we're going to take this and they took it and left? I mean, there's a part of it that's like do it in the broad daylight least obvious time, like make it the most obvious. So everybody's like, this can't be happening. This can't be happening. Who would think anything of a minute to even understand what could possibly be happening? Who would think anything?

I mean, I've been to the Louvre. Not to brag, but I've got to Paris a lot. I've been to the Louvre maybe like four times. I've never not seen it under heavy construction. So who would even blink? The balls on these people just middle of the day, Sunday and 9. 13 in the morning must be the busiest time you could possibly be at the Louvre. It feels like the right move to do it when it's busy.

Beautiful and its simplicity. Yeah, but I mean, it's also terrible and disgusting. And I hope they figure this out. Do you think it's an inside job at all? Like the other guards and stuff? I don't know. People are talking about an inside job. One of our friends voiced me and she was like,

Ashley, am I losing it? Do you think Donald Trump ordered this heist? She was like, is the Mona Lisa going to end up in the Oval Office? I said the Mona Lisa is going to end up in that fucking ballroom. He's going to make, he's going to want something like that in that stupid fucking ballroom. The Mona Lisa's like two feet big. It's a little. Wait, have you?

I got to show you. The internet reacts to the Louvre Museum heist. The Louve got robbed this picture of Mona Lisa. Robbing the Louvre in Broad Date Lay while it's open is so badass. I will never be not romanticizing this heist. This one, the one with the Cheeto, locking the door. My last one, heading to the Louv, what should I get you? My favorite was he robbed the Louvre in seven minutes.

He could text you back. If he wanted to, he would. Also, when are we getting this, like, Netflix docu-series? Oh, I want it so bad. You know, I love crime. Netflix is salivating. The stuff that they stole is really beautiful. Like, you know some, like, old stuff?

Yes, they took some beautiful stuff. Like, some jewelry can be, like, old jewelry can be, like, kind of chuggy. Like, sometimes I just, like, zoom through that part of the museum because I'm like, this is ugly. I don't care about this. This was really beautiful stuff. And it's really sad because they're saying. and like obviously they can't sell this stuff on the black market so they're going to melt it down and like sell the jewels individually because you can't these are like crowns i know you'd be they'd be

recognizable but melt it down like this is i'm it so sad oh they might catch that are they are they looking for them is there like a man hunt happening there is but they got away on their little scooters yeah but do they all people get away and then they get caught all those prisoners that escaped from the toilet they just caught the last one by the way did you see the prisoners of the toilet what toilet the All those prisoners escaped. I forget where the prison was. Like six or seven, all escaped.

And they caught them all. And one last one was on the run. They just caught them in Atlanta. And the comments on the shade room would be so funny because people would be like, man, that was in my parlay. Like people were like betting on like when they were going to catch it. I mean,

it's also like that's terrifying. These like people who have murderers and whatnot are on the run. But you didn't see that when they escaped. They cut something with the toilet and they got out. There was like five. five or six of them. Isn't this the plot of the Shawshank Redemption? My point is people do escape right and they do get caught.

Look about Luigi Mangione. He escaped for days. Do you think they're going to get hot McDonald's? McDonald's. You know that French McDonald's hits different. They move slow in Paris, I guess. I mean, the trial for Kim's robbery would just happen. And when was that 10 years ago?

Well, speaking of jewelry robberies in Paris, Kim Kardashian. That was a perfect segue. We do have an update. Just a quick. I mean, the Merkin, Skims dropped a Merkin. They did a funny commercial for it. I mean, we never deny Skim's marketing is brilliant. But we do have to talk about this because I don't understand who would buy this, truly.

Like, I think this is purely marketing. They made five of them and people bought them as jokes or they bought them for Halloween. Like, no one would buy this. Truly, I need to know in the comments if you guys would buy this. If you know anyone who bought it, a gag gift, a white elephant gift, maybe. but that is not tons of sales. Like I understood the face shaper. That's vulnerable people who believe that that's going to help them with anti-aging, whatever.

This I don't understand. Who would buy this and why? I don't know why if she didn't tell it as a set. Like a fur set I could get behind, like fur titties and for Bush. Okay. Also, Bush is back. I've been meaning to tell you. So I went to this Korean spa with Bernie the other day.

And I was, I mean, it's wall to wall, people just naked. I was the only person just bald. Well, thank God my laser didn't work. And you know, I always said this, Raina. I was like, I'm hesitant to get laser hair removal on my pussy because what if bushes come back? And thank God. Thank God the place that we paid to go for like eight or nine sessions didn't work.

We can't drop their name. Okay, fine. But I've been going to Laser Away, actually. And I really, I love it there. And I love the girls that work there. And it's just such a nice experience. And I am almost bald everywhere. Yeah, I think this inspired me to still.

keep procrastinating on my laser way appointments. It is an hour of my day once a month. Okay, so I will say, yes, bushes are back, so I think that she's just tapping into. Yeah, but you're not, you don't wear it. Like, come on. This does not be, this isn't like a faux bush. It's a thaw, it's a hairy thong. That feels uncomfrey to put under a pair of pants.

I don't need, like, I already have like a puffy vagina. I don't need, like, extra padding. What am I missing? What is the point to wear these? You'd wear them under white pants. Look at my bush. No. No, you wouldn't.

You can't show up to a place with your pussy showing. People would be like, your pussy's showing. You have to leave. So what's this? And we can see your panty line. We can see you're wearing. You're putting this under white pants as fashion. What else is the point?

Because they can't abide by the rules of society. It's waiting to me, why you've wear this. Like to wear it on the outside of your pants. But like sexy lingerie, like to impress your man when he comes home from work. It feels like a gag gift. It's a white elephant gift. Yeah. Or are you wearing on the outside of your pants?

I know, I don't know what you're saying. I can see it on the outside of a pair of like leather, black leather pants. What are you really set those pants off? Okay. So I literally think people have Bush regret. I think I'm going to have Bush regret. My biggest question is how many they made to have these sell out. Like it's not, this is just for marketing.

This is just like Kim being funny. I understand the nipple bra. I understand the face shaper. I do not understand who would buy this. I just don't. I'm totally with you. And I actually, I feel sad about the nipple bra. Did this sell out?

I don't know. Anyway, if someone, no, one of my favorite comments was, do we put these in the washer, dryer, or use shampoo and conditioner? Like, do you have to dry, clean the murchin? shampooing your mirkin. I mean, do you think her and Time magazine were in cahoots? Because the fact that the Trump neck pussy cover dropped like the same hour as the mirkin. I mean, what worth the odds?

Yeah, so we don't need to, you guys saw it, I'm sure. The Time cover heard around the world. And it was Trump's neck looking just like an old raggedy pussy. And it was so beautiful. And then people were putting the merkid over it. He was so mad. Gavin Newsom. posted it and just blurred the neck.

Did you see the case? Kevin Newsom is unhinged in the best way. I know. Okay. And so then Kim was on the red carpet. So Kim was on the red carpet for the fifth annual Academy Museum gala. Sort of in a throwback to her old Met Gala outfit in black where she obscured her whole face and body. This she obscured her face in nude.

Yeah. So she wore this nude gown. I love the gown. And then like a nude face stocking. very Kanye-coded. That were most of the comments I see. And like, this is from Kanye, almost like this is a disrespectful type of thing.

Whatever. I don't think Kanye deserves any respect. But so she's on the red carpet. This was on the shade room. Kim Kardashian speaks about the inspiration behind her new Skims Marking Collection. And it's this picture of her covered face. I sent it to you a screenshot.

I was like, I hate it here. What is the timeline we're living in? And can I just tell you, whatever you want to do that you want to make a statement is fine. To me, the most embarrassing part is talking through it. Commit to the bit and don't speak. This is why mascots don't talk.

Like, you have a face mask on and you are talking through it. I find it so embarrassing. Like, I find it crazy to have covered your face and mouth and you're on the red carpet and there's a microphone up to your face stocking and you're talking through it. I just feel like commit to the bit, like don't speak. Like, make it a whole thing. What's the point of this? I would like to know, like, if you're going to be,

walk around like this also by the way she did glam she did hair and makeup for this they said her glam team was like silently crying like we just did all that too could cover it off it's insane so i would actually like to know like what what thing are you trying to promote what statement are you trying to make attention you release this furry murkin and now you have a bald head and face like it's just for attention like it's just to go viral but to have to talk through it i find it just you seem so embarrassing like if i did that I'd be like I'm not speaking tonight. This is my bit. Also, you can't drink or eat. What if you saw him in the bathroom and she has to bring the stocking up under those jewels and like, right. So she was on Caller Daddy last week, obviously, and she was talking about the black outfit and said that during the Mek Al when she wore that, she just didn't drink or eat

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Season 9 has just been so talked about. And we're recording this on Tuesday. The finale is Wednesday night. So by the time this comes out, you will know who has been married. But I think we have a pretty good lock on predictions. What do you think? Okay, here's my prediction. There's only three couples left.

No, it's crazy. I kind of forgot. Only three left. I mean, the couples that needed to break up were Nick and Annie, obviously, and Joe and Madison. And those breakups were interesting to watch. I mean, both of those guys kind of broke up with them in the similar way. They were just like, you're not the person. Yeah.

Annie, I couldn't understand what's happening. I couldn't understand what was happening. She starts laughing at one point. I was like, what is he breaking up with her? I was watching with my fiance. I'm like, wait, is he just telling her he doesn't want to go to the wedding and do that? And he so wants to stay with her because she's giggling. It hasn't settled in yet.

She is not clear. what is happening. It was crazy. Her eyelashes are drooping down. She can barely see through them. So in your doppelgangers, you called her Isla Fisher from Wedding Crashers. The I'll, I'll find you. The most, when he said you can't make one plus one eagle three and she was like, watch me. It is the most I'll find you. You're so right. Like this whole time I've been like she is Isla Fisher in Wedding Crashers. And that was the most prime example. I'm so glad you said that when he's trying to break up with her. and she's like, no, you can't. And then he actually does marry her.

Like she's like, he'll marry me. I'll just got to keep pushing. Well, so the thing about Love is Blind, I love the show so much, but of all reality shows that pretty much we've ever watched, it is the most the contestants have come forward and said, like, this is absolutely not what happened,

and the conversation was twisted, chopped up, like, and maybe you had to redo it again. So she said producers kept, I saw her an interview later, she said producers kept pushing her to not accept it. Okay. And they kept saying, like, keep pushing back, keep pushing back. And this conversation is chopped up and taken out of context.

And we've seen this happen quite a lot on this show. This is a show you could not pay me to go on. These people are made to look so crazy. That is so funny. Even the producers knew she was Eila Fisher from Wedding Crashers. They were like, what would Eila Fisher do in this movie? Don't take no for an answer. He's calm, collected the whole time.

For how to act. He loves you. We swear, he'll marry you. You just have to keep asking him. She literally was Lloyd Christmas in Dumb and Dumber, so you're telling me there's a chance. Like, she was like, is there like a 1% chance? It was crazy. And it's not like Casey breaking up with.

What's his name? Patrick. Casey bringing up with Patrick. We're like, I understand him being like, say what? Yeah, because she's hysterical. Team Patrick. And she's like, I love you. And he's like, we'll be together in Denver.

And she's like, no, but we won't. But she's stroking his face and crying and straddling him. I understand him being confused. but Nick was pretty clear. It was emotionless. It was just like, I don't want to do this, whatever. So my predictions for the three couples is that none of them end up together. My prediction is that Allie and Anton, she says no.

My prediction for Calabria and Edmund, I also think she says no, but I think it's really kind. I think that she's really sweet. She says that, like, I don't really see this for either one of us. And then my prediction for Sparkle Megan and Jordan. Sparkle Megan, sorry. I think he says no, but I think she is not surprised. And she's like, I think he says no based on like, I think our lifestyles are too dissimilar. What do you think about those predictions?

And I'm going to tell you something else. I'm with you. I think this could be the first season where no one gets married. I can see all of them maybe saying they want to continue to date, but it not working out. for anyone. Calabria and Edmund, for some reason, I could see it like a little bit just because she doesn't want to see him cry that hard. And then Megan and Jordan are like a maybe, but I don't know. Megan and Jordan are like a bummer to me because I like them both. And I like that she tried a different type of guy. She tried a guy that didn't flaunt his wealth and that wasn't, you know, rich and

materialistic or whatever. Maybe that's who she was with before. But I actually think they could work. if he didn't have a kid. I think that she is being great about the kid, but when you hear her, she's like, I have built this life for myself and I want to jet off to Italy. And it's like,

that's great. And I don't think she is going to mind pain, but she can't be with somebody who has a kid as their priority. I 100% agree with you. Not about the money. It's only, yeah, like that's okay too.

Like they're just both, I think, good people and in another life or maybe even like a few years down the road for her. when she's gotten a lot of this out of her system and she's like, okay, I am ready to be a mom or a stepmom. But it's just the timing is wrong and they are not well matched and I feel that.

Because I do think she could be with somebody and she could be the breadwinner and she could live that life but she can't be tied down with a child at this point. So anyway, I just want to share my thoughts on that because I find them fascinating and I really enjoy watching them interact. To me, the problem is not the money. I've seen some mixed reviews about her on the internet, but I will say I've been pleasantly surprised by the comments section

about her. Once in a while I'll see somebody be like she is a fundamental misunderstanding of what being a parent is. No, she doesn't. I actually don't think she's saying to him, like, don't be a good parent. I think she's saying, this is the lifestyle I live and I enjoy. I think she actually fundamentally understands that it's not conducive to having a child. Yeah, I think that people are talking about her being like, well, you're too tired or something, whatever. I don't think anyone fully understands what it's like to be a parent if they're not a parent. So that's fair. I don't think you actually understand the levels of exhaustion it takes to be a parent. I hate complaining about being tired and overworked to parents. I address it every

time. I was talking to Kate Kennedy a little bit last week and I was just like telling her how crazed I was with the wedding and the special and the tour and I was like, I know I'm saying this to a mom. I just want to be real clear. So there is that. But yeah, I don't think any of them. Kelly, my good friend and terror reader who's been on the show a couple times, a modern mystic tarot, Kelly Knight, she did predictions and said none of them as well. So we'll see. I mean, that would be a first for the for the series what I really enjoy about the show is that it attracts people that are not they don't seem so fame hungry they really do seem like they want to be in like committed relationships and this show which we've said before has produced more marriages and babies than any other dating show I mean

I really enjoy watching people fall in love on this show and this is the first season where I haven't seen one couple that I felt at all was in love with each other maybe Anton and Allie more than anybody I thought we're like, I know people think he's kind of like a little toxic. He drinks too much. He parties too much. But like she also drinks. She doesn't clean up after herself. Yeah.

They both have flaws. Yeah. I'm not, whatever. I don't want to speak on. When she was questioning about the tequila bottle, I like felt that in my soul because I dated someone like that where you're like trying to run the numbers on how much they drank and there was a problem there and all of that. So I could feel that.

But at the same, like on the other side of the coin, she's like, yeah, no, this is, this is me. Yeah. up after me while I'm in school. I thought that they were kind of well matched, to be honest. So it was disappointing because I really enjoy watching people like, find forever love on this show. And there wasn't one couple that I was like, these people should be together. They were right out of the gate so enamored. They were like truly that Lauren and Cameron early days. We were like the connection is instantaneous, where they're the first ones to even get engaged. First ones to get engaged and they just had a baby last night. Oh, I met Allie and Anton, but also

Lauren and Cameron. Yeah, Lauren and Cameron, congrats to them on their new baby. the OGs. But yeah, Allie and Anton had a real, like, initial love at first non-site. They both come from immigrant families. English wasn't their first language. She's Brazilian. He's Russian. I thought that they had, like, a really interesting connection. They seemed to have similar moms and really understand, like, the backgrounds of each other's families. If anybody was going to be together, I thought it was them. But, yeah, I don't really, like, I don't think any of these couples should be together. Okay, well, it will have aired by now. So let's see if we were right. And they'll be.

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three years after the GMA3 drama. So if you guys... Yeah, you need to... A lot of people are like, who? Right. So they were hosts of GMA3, which is Good Morning America. It's kind of like the last hour.

Yeah. Ashley and I were on it one day. And I really felt a sexy vibe with T.J. Holmes. And I was like, is he hitting on me? He was very sexy, like, looking... Like, the way he was. looks into your soul and she was great. She was so fun. The energy in the room was sexy. Like, it was electric in there. And so we were like, we had so much fun with them. We'll put some asses on the screen.

And I was like, it must be me. Yeah. And then also while we were there, I was developing a rash all over my body. But anyway, that's a different story. That was when I was that rash. That was getting that rash. I was allergic to back to him. Anyway. And so what, I mean, a month or two later, am I exaggerating? A couple months later, it was pretty pretty much later. It was a couple of announced they were having an affair. They lost their jobs. They lost their jobs. And everyone was like, put them back on the air. This is going to make for great TV.

Ratings gold. Yeah. And so they've stayed together and now they're married. They could have made GMA3 great again. But listen, if people are going to burn their whole lives to the ground and end their marriages, I'm just like, you better end up together. Right. This better have been because you are like, I found this person in another life than I am

in love with. And I do love to see people end up together. if they're going to end their marriage. Yeah, exactly. Congrats to them. Okay, Tyra Banks is launching hot ice cream. The comments. Tyra, what?

Isn't she just tired? I have not thought about her in so long, and I saw this headline, and I was like, what is she doing? So I guess she had an ice cream line, which I didn't know. She had an ice cream company called Smize and Dream. It's defunct, and now she's doing melting hot ice cream. No, this is like part of Smize and Dream. So she says not a latte, not a hot chocolate,

but your favorite scoops transformed into liquid, hot ice cream, sippable baby. No. And I did see some comments that were like, I love this. Sometimes I let my ice cream melt so I can drink it. You're a serial killer. Just go get a coffee drink.

It's just a mocha latte. That's what I'm saying. With some chunks in it. Like it's a mocha latte and you throw a little like chocolate chip cookies. You're going to do something hot and sweet with no caffeine. Get the full. fuck out of here. What's the point of this? Just empty calories? It's a melted milkshake. It's a hard to process. Root temp milkshake. She's like, I'm about to drop the most fire food of

2025. That's not the smyzen dream. Okay. And in some positive news, last weekend was the No King's protest. I was upset to not participate. We were in Vegas. And millions of people participate. I think 7 million people throughout the country, big city, small towns, small red towns. Everyone really came out to protest this administration and everything it stands for. And of course, Trump was like, no one's going to that. And it's like, it's so many more people that have come to any of your functions. And he like sat at home made like little AI videos of himself. I can't. It's a crown. It's unbelievable. Disgusting. Yeah. He posted AI video of him like defecating all over like literal Americans. Like you're disgusting. But also this is accurate. Adults voted for this. I can't. I think about all the time.

Adults like with educations that like adults voted for this. So we love to see this. It was millions more people than the first No Kings protests, which also we couldn't go to where arena palozo. Like I just keep missing these. And so next. There's another one. I'm going to save the date because I really.

We can't schedule a party that day. Exactly. It just you really feel so connected and inspired to be on the streets. I went to one protest this year in Chicago. That was like the one that was more geared against Elon. And I loved it. I love that feeling of camaraderie and like we're all in this together and there really is power to the people. So if you went or attended and or you've just been kind of watching from the sidelines, you know, I always just think what's next.

And I love following indivisible team on Instagram, Emily and your phone on Instagram kind of like, okay, we did this. Like let's use the momentum and see what's next. And I always say these people and these accounts and these lawmakers even, whoever it may be, if it's Bernie or Gavin Newsom or whatever, just throw your weight behind them. You know, follow them and support them. at least just if they are pushing back against this, you're welcome to think like, all politicians are corrupt, whatever. But they're still the ones that are the boots on the ground in Washington.

And even though the government shut down and Trump is busy demolishing the White House. Building a place to throw up. But, you know, there's always more to do and there's plenty of resources to find what those things are. And yeah, my whole feed today was the demolition has started on the White House East Wing for the ballroom.

It's so disgusting to see. It's like it's sad. It's this like piece of history. I thought that you like cared about America. You're demolishing this huge thing. Yeah. There's so, I know.

I'd like to have so many thoughts and feelings and so much rage about it. It's just also like the government is shut down and this is your priority. Shouldn't you be so pissed? If you voted for this, shouldn't you be like I am sickened? Like the government is shut down. Hundreds of thousands of people are going without pay. Hundreds of thousands of people.

this country can't feed their families right now. Yeah, healthcare premiums are going to go up. The ICE is terrorizing communities and the president's like, let me knock down this historic piece of property and built a ballroom. Like, it's so gross. Like, aren't you just grossed out? Aren't you just like, and he's meanwhile giving $40 billion to Argentina? Like, it is America last at this point. Like, you have to see that, right? He does not give a fuck. I mean, imagine if the Democrats were doing this, what he would be saying? Oh my, I know. Well, it is the Democratic. It's fault that it's shut down. He's like, it's actually the Democrats are demolishing the White House.

All right. Well, that is your snack. Sorry to end it on such a tough note. We have anything to brighten it up? Billy McFarland is trying. Billy McFarland is throwing another festival. It's not called fire festival anymore. I think that the island is called Phoenix.

Honestly, I've been seeing this on his Instagram. He's been posting every five minutes. No news publications will even pick this up. Exactly. I googled it this morning to be like, is anybody to know. Yeah, he's such a joke. People are like, I'm not even doing this.

And he's like, we have this island. People are excited to get sponsors and headliners. He has no sponsors or headliners. Exactly. I know. Like, it's not even funny anymore. It's just you are literally a joke. So that's what won this with, a literal joke.

Yeah. Billy McFarland. Okay. All right. Well, that's your snack, you guys. Girls Gotta Eat.com. We will see you at the holiday shows in New York and L.A. in December.

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