Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Met Gala, JPMorgan Sex Scandal, and Famesick
Episode Date: May 7, 2026Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: Met Gala feelings + best and worst dressed Devil Wears Prada 2 premieres Chanel’s con...troversial “sandals” The JPMorgan sex slave scandal Book recs and recaps: Yesteryear and Lena Dunham’s Famesick Headlines: First female Derby winner, ABC airing Taylor Frankie Paul’s Bachelorette season, Spirit Airlines shutdown, Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni settlement Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for live show tickets and more. Thank you to our partners this week: Helix: Get 27% off at https://helixsleep.com/gge. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order at https://quince.com/GGE. NOCD: If you’re struggling with OCD book a free 15-minute call at https://learn.nocd.com/gge. Liquid IV: Get 20% off your first order at https://liquidiv.com with code GGE. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This week on the snack, the Met Gala, Spirit Airlines, and a J.P. Morgan sex slave scandal.
This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy.
Hi, guys.
Hello. We didn't say hi last week. You jumped in too hot.
Sometimes I don't know if I'm supposed to say it on these episodes. I can't remember.
You never know what she's doing back there. I never know what she's doing back there.
Well, I want to talk about your special before we get into the snack and it's been out for a week.
This is a huge moment in pop culture for everybody.
Yes, one week of Here Comes the Bride.
It was so amazing with the live chat.
That was the best thing of my life.
That was just adrenaline coursing through my veins.
I had a little watch party, which I didn't know if I was going to do.
And then you were like, you have to do that.
It's like when I don't want a birthday parties.
And then I'm like, I'm going to be wanting a birthday party.
I didn't know how it was going to be having friends over to watch me on the screen.
And then also, you know, people have seen the material.
but, you know, they wanted to pay attention and actually watch it.
And I had to be in the chat doing like admin.
Not admin.
It was very fun.
But it couldn't have been more perfect.
And then our friends were in the chat too.
We'd like so many devices and they're watching.
And my wedding planner, Jacqueline was there.
No, that was a surprise for me.
It was so, so fun.
And just the chat was so lit.
And I have just gotten the best feedback from it.
It's just been, I just, I'm so grateful and so happy.
And it's been so well received.
And I'm just so happy you guys keep watching it.
watch on YouTube, share it.
It means so much.
These things only really succeed because people share them.
I want to spread the word.
And you were in the chat too.
I just,
I loved reading what people were saying.
I was all alone in a hotel room.
I was like,
this is such a bummer,
but it just,
I don't know,
I was at the special taping.
I've been on the road with you.
I've watched you craft these jokes for years.
And to watch it on the television
was just a totally different,
like special, beautiful experience,
even for me.
And no one has watched this material more than me.
Oh, thanks.
So I just wanted to read a few messages.
I have been getting so many messages every day.
And a lot of the same and the best way of I love this so much.
And I'm watching it again.
That's crazy.
I've never watched a comedy special twice.
Oh, I do.
Sometimes I watch that for like, you watch it the first time for contacts and the second
time for like details almost.
I do that a lot.
Yeah.
So thank you guys so much for watching.
But I just wanted to read a couple of my faves.
So hi, Ashley.
big GGEE fan just wanted to share that my BF and I watched your special and I was playing with his balls the entire time. Love you. Okay, here's one from Australia. Because remember I told them what time they could watch. Incredible, incredible, incredible special. You should be so proud. Congratulations. I'm in Australia. So it's 10 a.m. here. I'm currently a final year law student who is preparing for a mock trial, but I ensured I planned my day to watch that. You were so talented. It was so beautifully produced, beautiful venue. And I loved your material and delivery. Incredible. I love the podcast. I'm top 1% of listener last year on Spotify.
Spotify. You guys have helped me through my degree. You're doing more than you know from a loyal Australian
20 year old girl aspiring to be a badass like you show us. I just love that. Oh my God. The special was
amazing. I texted my mama link and an hour later she responded that was good. Mind you, she didn't even
risk. How our agent talks about. Literally. Or Andrew Collin. Mind you, she didn't even respond to my message
that she would watch when she would watch or if she had any follow up question to shoot your mama link.
and she immediately just puts it on and then it's like an hour later that was good that's how i've told
people who work for us to behave don't say i'm on it just say i did it okay ashley i just want to tell you
that i love your special i'm watching with my husband who rarely laughs at anything same sis and he is
chuckling during your special i've been following you guys forever this one's really sweet she said i
just finished your amazing new special here comes the bride and i have never sent a message to someone like
this i just wanted to say thank you i just had to unexpectedly put one of my dogs down literally yesterday
And your special was the first thing that made me smile and laugh in a minute.
So relatable and funny.
So happy for you to be able to do this.
If you're ever back in Minneapolis, I'll be there.
This is so sweet.
I know.
And this might be my personal fame because of the visual.
Just picture this, everybody.
This is a mom.
Oh my God, your specialist to die for.
I'm laughing so hard crying, only made it halfway because my daughter walked in and said,
who choked her?
I was like, oh, shit, where did you come from?
Where did you come from?
Her daughter in the house.
tomorrow I'm making them run laps outside so I can have my wine and finish watching mom of
the year.
I wonder how old these kids are.
I do boot camp in the backyard.
Or let them watch.
They'll learn sometimes.
Yes.
Who choked her?
Who choked?
Because the way that a child digest that, you know?
So thank you guys so much.
And, you know, my parents and my family watch it.
Shishon's parents watched it, which I didn't know his dad was going to watch it.
And then I went there the next day to see them.
We spent the weekend in Phoenix with his family or his sister and her husband lives.
Lots of penis content.
They didn't bring it up.
Like they did a cheers to me at dinner.
We were celebrating his dad's retirement.
But they just were like, it was so great.
We loved it.
But no details, thank God.
Like I just had this irrational fear I was going to get like cornered by his parents or something.
And they were like, so about the whole circumcision thing.
I don't know.
Something.
I feel like men don't pay attention to anything.
I think his dad probably watched.
His dad fell asleep.
How beautiful it was.
Yeah.
I have very rarely spoken to a man at one of my shows that is listening to me, and I love it.
Like when I try to call on them for crowd work, they're like, what?
And I'm like, I love it.
Go back to sleep, sir.
Well, speaking of your tour, you called me from Seattle.
It was incredible.
I got to say how to the audience.
And I'm obsessed with the hat.
Oh, thank you.
It says, honestly, it's you.
I have to figure out how to sell them.
Have you done it yet?
No.
I have 2,000 hats sitting in a box.
I've been wondering because I saw him, and I was like, I don't think they're being sold at the show.
You'll figure it out.
They're heavy.
I keep being like, I'll bring them.
And then I'm like, oh, they're so heavy.
I should have brought them to Chicago.
I did four shows.
I'm going to figure out a way to put it on my website.
Okay.
We'll do that.
But yes, I called you from Seattle.
I just, I don't think I've ever missed a milestone in your life.
I just, I haven't even missed like a special trip.
Like, you and I make it a real point, holidays, birthdays,
like we don't miss milestones in each other's lives.
That's not a thing that we do.
And I had booked this tour in November.
Yeah, we never would have done this.
It was fucking weird.
and then all of our best friends in New York had a watch party,
and Rain is just alone in Seattle.
I mean, it was crazy.
It was incomprehensible.
So we wouldn't have planned it like that.
I just, you know, this is when I wanted to put it out and whatever.
So that's how it worked out.
The one, like, really random special, like, message from the universe, though,
was that, like, it happened to be the night I was in Seattle and Ryan,
who filmed your, filmed your wedding, was at that show with me.
And it was the only show of this whole tour he's just been able to come to,
and he came by himself and watched it.
And besides you, that's the person that's watched me perform.
the most in the world.
Oh, yeah, I love that connection.
Like, to have the lights come up and have him be in there.
Almost made him bring his camera to film this.
But I was like, I'll let him sit and join himself.
Okay.
But it was funny that it fell on that night.
Yeah.
And yeah, we turned all the lights up in the club and congratulated you.
And it was really, really fun and nice to be able to do that.
And Ryan shot the wedding, and there is footage from the wedding and the special.
So anyway, you guys can watch it on YouTube.
Links are in my bio.
Ash Hess.
You'll find it there.
You'll figure it out.
I got a special message from an audience member this weekend.
It was from a man.
And he said to me,
And if you guys come see me on tour, you'll know what I'm talking about.
It said, I just want to let you know after your show.
I got my dick sucked while my girlfriend was upside down.
I wanted to thank you for the blowjob.
Thank you, sir.
Put this on my tombstone.
Thank you.
I want to thank you for the blow job.
Thank you.
You're welcome.
Venmo me, if you want, if you feel compelled.
Yeah, no, it's Raina dash Greenberg on Venmo.
You can send me some money.
Okay.
Congratulations to you.
Thank you.
It's amazing.
And I will keep watching it.
I love it.
It's beautiful.
Keep watching. Put on every device in your house and just let's run the numbers up.
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Okay.
Let's just to say one more thing, and then we're going to get into this.
I'm like two seconds.
I did eight shows last week, and I did it in Portland, Seattle, Chicago, Toronto.
I just want to thank everybody.
I just wanted to thank everybody for coming out.
I love you guys.
No, not enough.
What Raina accomplished, I've never done a run like this.
So Wednesday, Portland, Thursday, Seattle, Friday, two shows Chicago, Saturday, two show, Chicago, Sunday, two shows, Toronto.
Raina, it's insane.
I mean, people do it.
Nikki does it.
And again, this was your most.
intense stretch of the tour, but I just want to congratulate you, and I'm exhausted even saying
it, and I couldn't quite comprehend it. Like, I knew the schedule, but then when Sunday morning,
I was with Shoshanq, we're going to the airport, flying out of Phoenix. I go, Rain is in Toronto
tonight. She's got two shows in Toronto, I kind of forgot. She should be coming home on a Sunday,
but alas, two more sold-out shows. So, congrats to you. You really did it. Thank you. You survived it.
You and I have not done that even. I think the most we ever did was four shows in
four cities and four days, but it's one show.
Yeah.
To do multiple shows in multiple cities, all the travel.
And I'm lucky.
You know, Leah Lamar opened some of the shows for me and Brittany Schmidt,
and I'm lucky to have my girlfriends with me.
And I saw him a tail lane on there.
You know, it's just, if I can't have you,
I have other people to, you know, be around me, make me happy, I guess,
if I can't be with you.
But they were so wonderful.
And yeah, thank you guys for coming out.
And it's just, it's been really wonderful.
And Ashley and I will see you in New York next week at Gramercy Theater.
I feel emotional about it.
in LA.
Hell yeah.
So if you're listening on Thursday, one last housekeeping item, tonight is the show in LA.
The Netflix is a joke.
Festival, we'll see you guys there.
There are still some tickets available, Palace Theater 7 p.m., so, you know, come get stripped
on by the Chippendales.
Yeah, the Chippendales will be there.
We cannot wait to see you guys there.
It's going to be an epic show.
Okay, guys, let's kick it off with a fashion report.
Lots of fashion news.
As we record this, the Met Gala was last night.
People are saying it didn't hit the same.
And because the state of the world, because of who was involved, because of Lauren fucking Sanchez on the red carpet.
I mean, I don't know.
Do you, what do you think about the MacGala in general?
So the MetGal theme this year was fashion is art.
And I loved the theme because I was like, this is finally a theme I understand.
And basically people took inspiration, obviously, from, like, from museum art, like real art, sculptures and paintings.
And I was really excited to see how people interpreted that because I was like, this is one I'll understand other than like camp.
You know?
And the way they design.
The Met Steps I thought was gorgeous.
I just felt like a little bored and I was surprised by this because I thought people were
going to like really go for it this year.
And some people did and did a great job, but I was surprised that like this should have
been the easiest thing to accomplish in terms of the theme.
The wildest.
And some people just showed, I mean, Margot Robbie who can like do no wrong in my eyes,
she just wore like hotel drapes.
Margot Robbie, Charlie X, CX.
So here's the thing.
people are going to be like, you don't get it. Yeah, I don't get it. But I am bored. And I am a human.
I understand that there's the history and the references and the symbolism and everything I'm sure
everyone wore was rooted in some art piece. I mean, I get it. But like, I can still be bored.
I can appreciate a beautifully written song and still not like it. I can appreciate it. But I'm like,
This was the moment to go crazy, I feel like.
So I do feel most offended by Margarabi, most offended by Lauren Sanchez.
And the artwork that inspired her dress, which she was out here giving David's bridle,
like I read this post on threads of like this art, this woman has this long neck and she's
really pale and it's a stark contrast with the dress.
And Lauren Sanchez is like tan with a blowout.
You know, like she didn't even, she didn't really nail the look.
even.
Like Hunter Schaefer was inspired by a painting and I saw Hunter Schaefer against the painting
and I was like, this is an unbelievably beautiful interpretation of this painting.
This is real art in a dress.
I thought it was so incredible if you guys had the opportunity to look at it.
Lauren Sanchez was wearing just a blue dress.
It was giving Mother of the Bride.
I mean, I don't want to just shit on everything.
I loved a lot of it.
Okay, so I meme the Met Gallo when I feel inspired and I did feel inspired.
So if you guys go to my Instagram, I did a full grid post.
They were in my stories and people were like, please post this on Maine.
I was like, okay.
So I had so much fun with it.
That's why I look forward to the MacGallel.
I have mixed feelings in the MacGall in general.
I don't know.
A lot of people have a criticism that feels very let them eat cake, this indulgent,
extravagant event, especially with the state of the world.
I felt like this in recent years.
But like it's still a charity event.
And why is that different than the Oscars?
Like all of these things, low key, make me feel weird.
because of the state of the world.
There's a real dystopian vibe about it and like a real disconnect.
But like we still like to be entertained and look at this.
Like I have a lot of mixed feelings, I guess.
You could apply that reasoning to a lot of things.
Yeah, 100%.
So it's like, you know, where do we draw the line?
So for me, it's like I don't really know.
You're welcome to draw whatever line you want.
The people that really sent it, I mean, it's really cool to see the artist Hunter Schaber,
by the way, was in Prada.
I mean, people that were inspired by art.
I wrote down a few.
that I like crazy Abrams was in a Chanel gown
that I loved, Chamberlain opened the show
and was in that like very colorful long gown
and it looked like paint.
It was custom Mugelior Mugler.
Yeah, Mueller. Muler.
Muley was one of my favorites last year
and is also one of my favorites this year.
She looked like a piece of art.
Yeah, she just went for it.
Just a little like purple cutting.
Yeah.
Chase Infinity was the designer of that.
The Jenner's, I mean, Kylie,
she was my favorite meme.
she's the opening meme on my post with this, it looks like the dress is coming off of her.
It's giving like Barbie doll her and then Kendall Jenner's after party look. They're like mannequins,
basically. That's what I thought it was supposed to be mannequins, right? Also, Haley Bieber did
a very similar sculptural type of look. Yeah. I mean, they all, I said to you because I really
don't know, were they all, did they plan this to all do? This could not have happened independently.
I'm sure they planned. I'm sure they had a group chat. Kim wore the orange one. Yeah.
I look like orange X-Men. Kendall had one, but,
in that thing and then the after party outfit was full send yeah and Kendall in Gap that was Gap
Zach Posen Gap both looks or the first look the first look for sure I did I forget if the second one was I
think it was don't quote me on this the first one Gap like it's like technically yeah it's crazy
Gap studio and then the wings came out did you see her like she didn't flap these
wings at the red carpet.
The whole thing extended, and it was just this like Victoria's Secret Angel vibe that
they showed like later inside the event.
I don't really understand the event.
Do you just walk around?
Is it like a dill party?
It's a dinner and there's performances.
So Sabrina Carpenter performed.
I also loved her outfit.
You know, every year I think she just wears like a romper and some high heels.
And this year she wore a whole dress made out of film.
Yeah, the film.
I just, I was surprised that even if whether I like the outfits or not, I was surprised
that everybody didn't send it in just the biggest way.
Even Nicole Kidman, I mean, she looked unbelievable, but I think I, I think I own that dress.
Just a sparkly maroon dress.
Heidi Klum fucking full send.
And it's my favorite meme that I made.
So go check it out.
Katie Perry is so annoying, but at least she did something crazy.
I thought it was Kim.
Wear that mask.
That's fair.
Bad Bunny dressed like an elderly person.
Janelle Monet, I memed it, that run drawer in the kitchen
because she just had a bunch of cords all over her.
That one looked insane.
Like, Cardi, I loved whatever the fuck Cardi was doing.
I like that shit.
I don't care if it looks insane.
This is the time to look insane.
Send it.
All those people are on a million red carpets here.
They can be on whatever red carpet they want.
So you can't use an excuse of like,
I just wanted to wear this thing or this designer.
Like, wear it to the Oscars then.
Amanda Seifred, what are you doing?
What was that?
Like, just send it.
And she looked beautiful.
Amanda said that dress was beautiful for the Academy Awards.
Yeah, exactly.
Exactly.
So, yeah, that's the Met Gala.
And, you know, a lot of people boycotted it.
I mean, unless people come out and say, I'm not going,
then they could have just had, like, a scheduling conflict.
So, like, Sidney Sweeney wasn't there.
She's not going for political reasons.
She was at Jeff Bezos' wedding.
But Zendaya, Sarah Jessica Parker.
I missed Zendaya.
I mean, I just, I looked.
I love like the day of the Mac Allah or they show you like everybody's looks from the past in Zendaya.
I mean, she's my style icon forever.
I mean, she's just the best dress on every red carpet.
She wore that really structural white suit last year.
It wasn't the same without her.
It really wasn't.
And then Beyonce, first time in 10 years.
And I had mixed feelings on that too.
It was dope as hell.
It just, maybe for the grandmas.
I don't know.
It just didn't blow me away.
We were just talking like, why?
And I just, she's a queen always.
Like, she's the queen of the Met Gala, but she's, this skeleton thing was so cool, but we were talking with our friend Taylor, who's really an expert on this shit of, like, were the proportions a little off? It did it kind of completely swallow her. The headdress maybe should have been bigger. I don't, did she need the big fur cape? I mean, I love seeing her, and it took my breath away, but then when I really looked at, I'm like, do I like it? I don't know. I love seeing her family with her, and she's my queen. But, like, it wasn't my favorite thing I've ever seen. That's just. It was a weird choice. We're allowed to say it, okay?
She looked like she was wearing my nephew's Halloween costume.
The skeleton, yeah, the skeleton.
It's a baby Halloween costume.
But, I mean, at least she tried something.
At least it wasn't.
She went off.
I mean, that's the thing.
She did full send.
And that's all I care about.
It's all I'm asking for.
Okay.
So the next on the fashion report, Devil Wars Prada.
I haven't seen you yet.
I'm so sorry.
I might have to fucking see this movie with my husband.
I'll go with you.
When?
I don't know.
Say when.
Maybe Friday.
We'll talk about it.
I don't know.
So he was like, I'll go with you.
Ashley, I told you I'll go with you.
I'm like, it's not the same.
But I made him watch the original within the year.
He'd never seen it.
And he's obsessed with Ian Hathaway.
So at least he'll appreciate it the way she looks.
He thinks she's so beautiful.
Yeah, I mean, listen, it's a two-hour movie.
It's not a huge commitment.
I saw it.
And we're going to, I wrote down a bunch of stuff,
and I want to have, like, an actual conversation with you about it.
So we'll talk about it next week.
I saw it this weekend in Chicago.
My boiler, I liked it.
It didn't change my life the way the first one did.
There's a lot of nostalgia.
It's a lot of shots of New York.
It's a lot of fashion.
You see Hannah and Paige in it for like a clip for like a split second.
But I just went, yeah.
Like it was just cute to see them.
And there's a lot of very, I would say, lazy plot lines.
I would think this could have been better.
But I'm also not looking.
I just don't care.
Like I don't, I wrote some funny step down to make fun of with you next week.
Okay.
Do it next week.
That's what I've heard everyone say.
I think the expectations were low because it's been 20 years.
and we've been burned a lot with sequels and remakes and whatnot.
And everyone seems pleased enough.
Yeah.
I loved the fashion.
The central conflicts that they try to bake in,
like why Andy goes back to the magazine,
I was like, this is so lazy.
I don't have to work in publishing or media to know that none of this could happen.
Okay, so a little lazy on the plot and the writing,
but did you feel good about the acting?
Like, do you feel like they are the same?
It's so the test of time.
They really softened Miranda.
in a way that's just like,
I think they were trying to explain
that like with the times
you couldn't keep acting like that.
That's fair.
People wouldn't accept that, you know?
What does she did though?
I kind of wish she did.
I mean, that's the thing with the Mean Girls remake day
to take a lost time out
because it didn't age well,
but like it just was like you could tell.
Yeah, I, they definitely softened the character,
but I mean, the acting was great.
Stanley Tucci and Emily Blunt sold the show for me.
Okay.
They actually were unbelievable.
They stole the show.
Okay.
So you guys don't,
right. It's worth two hours. I'll go see it with you. Okay.
We can skip the Chanel thing. No, we can't.
So then.
All right. Well, there is a new shoe on the runway, sweeping social media.
Not a shoe. Not a shoe. This is a foot accessory. This is a bag charm for your foot.
This is a heel covering. This looks orthopedic. The laboo of shoes.
This is rage bait is what it is. Raina. Wait, wait until you find out what it costs.
Chanel put these shoes out. These, these.
foot accessories out, these heel covers out on the runway.
They're like toe covers.
It's honestly something I should buy.
It's like a grill for your toes.
It's not your toes.
It's your heel.
They don't cover your toes.
I just black out for a second.
I literally,
the toes are exposed.
It's giving like bunion corrector for the heel.
It's like a heel corrector.
It looks medical to me.
This is like when you get the little buttons for your crocs to like jazz up your
crocs.
This is going to jazz up your heel.
I would rather wear those running shoes with the toes than these.
These are just rage bait, right?
Like, this is not real.
This is not a shoe by definition.
It's just a heel cover and an ankle strap.
Your toes are out.
So I actually was trying to get some understanding what's happening under the foot.
So this is on the Chanel runway.
They released these new shoes, I say shoes in quotes, on the Chanel runway.
It's just like a little cover for your heel.
But is there anything under your foot at all?
No.
And here's the thing.
Again, this is...
It's just full front, frontal toes.
Yes.
This is funny, though.
This is not practical, and no one should fucking buy these, but on the runway, sure,
I want to be entertained.
I will say the models, the pedicures weren't that great.
I'm seeing close-ups of these feet.
Very mid.
And I don't understand what's going on with these Chanel feet.
Very mid.
I mean, it was supposed to, I think, be just a virality moment.
And that's fine.
Again, the same thing as the Met Gallag.
Just entertain us.
People got upset.
though. What do they say? Yet again,
a man using a woman's body for shock
value. I think not everything has
to be the Steve. Stop, sexualizing
feet, people. Anyway,
this is one of my
pet peeves on the internet. Sexualizing
feet? Yes. Like, if you show your toes,
everyone in the comments, ooh, feet picks for free. Stop
it. That is kind of funny. It's like,
I don't, you guys find a better
joke. It's fine. Like, if you
want to make those jokes, it's fine. Shishonk makes those jokes.
He's my husband. Like, I'm just saying, like,
sometimes I'm like, it's, can we just, can we just not even bring up the feed?
But some people really are into feet.
I know they are.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
You're right.
People really like it.
So the,
the rumored price of this is $2,700.
I don't understand high fashion and on a lot of levels.
You see stuff on the runway and I never really think like it's actually going to be for sale.
Like, I guess everything has a price.
But I thought this was just.
for funsy. Like a joke.
I mean, TBD if they're going to actually
release these. But where are you, you have to wear
these inside shoes? You can't wear these on the street.
So it reminds me of
a panic in needle park,
the episode of Girls,
and Marnie's walking around without shoes
around New York City and she said that there was a piece of felt
under her feet as she was while. They glued felt to her feet
so that she could film these scenes where she's walking around
Manhattan with no shoes. And I'm
wondering if that's what you
do with these. I can't figure it out.
Okay, if you're walking around barefoot on the streets of New York, would you rather
go to a hospital?
Get, get tetanus.
Would you rather have your heel covered or the ball or your foot covered?
Heal?
Heal.
Because I can walk on my heels.
Okay.
I'm a ball of the foot girl.
I don't walk that great in heels.
Guys, I'm not a model.
I'm sorry.
I guess you guys are figuring out this first time I'm not a model.
I put more pressure on the balls.
Like when I'm up on my feet all night or performing the balls of the,
my feet hurt worse when I get home.
I also just think my heel is more calloused up.
Like, I feel like I can withstand more on my heel.
I think I'm going to revise my answer.
I think that you can walk on your tiptoes a little bit as long as your part's covered.
So maybe I'd buy the Chanel shoe foot accessory if it was for the balls of your foot.
I wouldn't.
If it's for your, Chanel, for your balls.
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you don't know anything. It's rare that I, this is not come, something has not come across my desk at all.
You've been busy. You had all those shows. Whatever. I cannot wait to educate you on this.
Okay, so this has been a developing story since I believe last week.
So this former J.P. Morgan employee identified as Shirayu Rana.
I'm just going to call him Rana.
He initially filed the lawsuit as John Doe, but his identity has since come out.
So he filed a lawsuit accusing Lorna Hajini, a female executive director of the leverage finance team at J.B. Morgan of sexual assault, drugging, and racial harassment starting early 2024.
So it sounds like they did have a relationship, but he alleges it was abusive.
Okay.
So some highlights from the lawsuit.
Okay.
So she roofied him and took advantage of him.
She would say stuff, if you don't fuck me soon, I'm going to ruin you.
Never forget I fucking own you.
He alleges she told him that if he wanted to be promoted to executive director, he would need to start pleasing her.
During a work social event, he claims she told him you're going to need to earn it, my little Arab boy toy.
So there's like racial stuff in here too.
allegedly she called him like a brownie.
No, right?
It's like crazy.
Okay.
The pinnacle of all of it,
she showed it to his apartment.
The complaint claims that Hajdini then removed her shirt, fondled herself,
insulted his wife, Rana's wife, telling him.
The wife in the room?
No, like, no, like your wife can't do it like this, basically.
So she says,
I bet your little Asian fish head wife doesn't have these cannons.
After dropping those bars, she forcibly removed his pants before performing oral sex on him against his will.
He then claims...
What is happening?
He then claims that he continued to protest and began crying.
And then according to the lawsuit, she mocked him for crying and not getting hard.
Stop fucking crying.
You think anyone would ever believe you.
You're a fucking douchebag who thinks he's hot shit, but you can't even get your dick hard for me.
What the fuck is this?
So then the lawsuit claims she ordered him to perform oral sex on her,
despite his pleas of,
please don't make me do this.
According to the complaint,
he feared she would retaliate against his career.
Okay, so he files this lawsuit.
It's insane.
People are like, what, out of what porn is this?
And a lot of this doesn't sound real.
Okay.
Listen, I want to, what's your initial reaction?
I want to believe men when they say that this happened to them.
Okay.
I've never heard of this from a woman in my entire life.
Of course, she works in finance this to say.
Do you believe that man?
I don't believe any man.
Okay.
So she denies it completely.
Okay.
Is like, where's your proof?
This doesn't happen.
J.P. Morgan does an investigation.
There doesn't appear to be any proof.
And he, Rana, who filed the complaint, doesn't cooperate with the investigation.
What?
There are no witnesses.
And there's no text messages or emails.
Yes.
It's not written down.
Yes.
And of course,
a woman is smart enough
to cover her tracks.
Well,
also you're like,
J.P.
Morgan's doing an internal
investigation on one of their own
executives, whatever.
Sure.
I also read that she's not even
really his superior.
Like,
she's not his boss.
I mean,
maybe she has pull,
but she's not his boss.
And then,
so basically the general consensus
is that this was completely
fabricated.
What?
The craziest part
is that he said that shit
about his own wife.
If he made this up,
then he called his own wife
that fish thing.
Okay.
So,
the lawsuit disappears.
This goes away.
What year was this?
This is last week.
It started in 2024.
So then the lawsuit disappears and the internet is a buzz with.
He clearly made this up.
And like I know the women can be abusers like 3%.
Right.
This situation, I don't think this happens in real life.
Like grown men,
grown women in the workplace,
you're my sex slave now.
Like I've,
I don't.
showing up to his home and forcing him to do things to get your pussy but also the canons are
the smoking gun no one no woman's like a bet your wife doesn't have these cannons that's not a thing okay so
the lawsuit disappears he refiled it yesterday okay so it was withdrawn he refiles it yesterday with new
details including testimony from a family friend a family friend who claims to have witnessed her
behavior in a new york city apartment where that guy was invited for a threesome so allegedly a family
friend was invited into a threesome. So now he's
going to testify, I guess.
Okay, a consensual threesome.
Are there text messages? Is there e-mails?
No, people still think this isn't real. And here's what I'm going to tell you.
This is crazy. This guy in
24 took three months leave of work because
his father died. Okay.
His father's alive. He lied about his father die.
That's crazy. The father is out doing
interviews. I didn't know about any of this. And they're like,
aren't you dead?
Three months of leave.
Back from the grave.
Faked his father's death.
Oh, fuck.
Pathological liar.
Faked his father's death.
And then people are saying KFC was saying this.
He was saying that he took three months of leave preparing this lawsuit.
What a crazy person.
This is, I mean, if you're going to take three months, you should have some receipts at least of this stuff happening.
Like, you should have spent the three months like photoshopping and like using Claude to create a backstory here.
Like, of course, a man.
can't even correctly craft a case.
But there's, yeah, there's no proof.
I mean, if there's, if there was proof, then this wouldn't be in question.
Yeah, this, this, obviously, I mean, this is not a case of like, he's lying, she's, I mean,
whatever, any sort of abuse is wrong, but this guy who lied about his father dying,
I'll never believe you.
I'm on her side forever.
And what people are saying, too, is that they had some sort of relationship and his wife found
out and that's why he overcorrected.
But who's to say?
Yeah.
I mean, that certainly can happen with people.
Wow.
So this is a developing story.
He refiled.
As we recorded, he refiled the lawsuit with even more insane details, the threesome witness.
I mean, he's still going for it.
Some people will just, I mean, remember that Clayton from The Bachelor?
That woman that she just kept inventing stuff and she wouldn't stop.
And like it was so clearly, she basically, what happened with him,
as he was a realtor, he had a client, he went out with, they hooked up, they didn't even have
sex, and she faked a pregnancy, and this went on for months, and she involved lawyers, and she
was blackmailing him, and it wasn't true. I mean, people will go to the end of the earth to
proofs, like, you just find the wrong crazy person. Well, some people also want money out of a
settlement, and no matter what, this harms her reputation forever. I mean, this is going to be
tied to her name on the internet forever, but I think she is still with J.P. Morgan, like,
they're like, you didn't do anything wrong.
This crazy kid is making this up.
That's what it appears to see.
But, you know, we'll see.
This is crazy.
So I just wanted to fill you it on that.
Wow.
This is Shoshawks' Roman Empire.
I have to leave now.
Like, also as a brown guy, like, he's reading this.
And he's just like, this is crazy.
Because if he made this up, he's making up racial slurs about himself.
And his wife.
I know.
I know.
I know.
If I'm his wife, I'm like, why did you have to drag me into this?
This is crazy.
So that's developing story.
We will keep you guys posted.
I just finished a book.
I'm reading another book.
I just want to tell you about them.
So maybe one of top five favorite books I've ever read
yesterday by Kara Claire Burke.
I'm like halfway through.
I'm blowing through it.
So this is a book about a trad wife
who is a social media influencer.
It's heavily based on ballerina farm,
Hannah Nealman, who has 10 million followers,
and she is the most famous trad wife of all time.
she's about to have a ninth kid.
Most famous,
pretty much, right?
Ninth, really?
She's pregnant with her ninth baby.
She is, in real life,
she's married to a man
whose family owns JetBlue Airlines,
a very wealthy family.
Anyways, this book is about an influencer trad wife
who wakes up one day in 1855
as an actual trad wife.
And you go back and forth
every chapter between 1855 and current day,
and you're trying to figure out
throughout the whole book,
how does she get there?
And so you're like,
is she having a mental breakdown?
She hallucinating?
Is this a dream?
Did she actually time travel?
And it's so fascinating just talking about like women in social media today and people's
quote unquote brands and what religion has done to women and what money and the patriarchy
is done to women and what people will transform themselves into to be influencers today.
And I was hanging on every single word.
I am so riveted.
It is so well written.
It opens so hot.
It opens.
And like, do you think, is she kind of?
it appears that she's being interviewed or she's kind of, well, don't tell me.
She is being interviewed throughout the whole book and you're not sure for what or by whom and you will find out in the final chapter.
So then it cuts right to 1855 like Raina said and then it oscillates back and forth, like not even chapter by chapter.
You just, I mean, you could figure it out.
It's pretty clear.
But then they go back to her in essentially high school college and how she got there and how she met her husband.
It's so enthralling.
Like all I want to do is read this fucking book.
resentful of all the work we have to do because I can't just read it. I mean, I'm reading it
and digesting it, but reading it very fast. It's a big book. I'm almost halfway done. I've only
have had like two quick plane flights and I'm just like can't stop. So it's one of the hottest
books right now. It's so, so wonderful. And yeah, Raina can't like spoil it because I'm,
I don't really know. And that when you describe it, my initial reaction is what I, and what I
typically like to read is like, eh, sounds a little fantasy, a little unrealistic. It doesn't
fucking matter. It's, I am so into it. You don't have. You don't have.
to like an unrealistic fantasy type story to appreciate it.
Yeah, you're wondering the whole time is this sci-fi.
Did she really wake up in 1855?
She thinks she's on a set maybe?
Yes, like a Truman show kind of thing.
The ending delivered so hard for me.
I couldn't believe how they wrapped it up.
Like, it blew my fucking mind.
I read it three times.
I just had to really digest what happened.
I can't wait.
I'm just going to abandon everything.
Sorry, guys.
We're not going to do the show tonight.
And if you want more from the author, Kate Kennedy,
just interviewed her on her own.
podcast, be there in five. And so she said she just absolutely loved her. It was great. And I tagged
the book on my story and the author messaged me to just say thank you. She seems so great. I just love
the book. Is this her first book? I think it's her debut novel and I can't. Don't call me on that.
So my friend Brooke, who her and I share books a lot. She's actually like getting a higher education
in library science and she's just a big book person. She was leaving my house. She came her to watch
the special and she had two books in her hand. She was just out my bookcase and I'm like,
take whatever you want. And she comes over. She has strangers.
by Bell Burden, which we loved.
And was yesterday or in her hand.
She goes, I'm going to take these two.
I go, no.
And Hallie was right there.
She laughed because I go, no.
That's not when you can take.
I have a, that's.
They still have the tags on them.
You can't take my shirt.
Literally.
But like, everybody laughed.
I'm like, gas.
She's like, okay, girl, I'm not, I won't take it.
Well, I can't wait for you to finish it and just like, I can't stop talking about it.
It's phenomenal.
My sister-in-law is reading it for her book club.
Everybody I talk to about it is like I'm reading it currently.
And the other book that I'm reading is FamSick by Lena Dunham.
And this is her second book.
She's the creator and star of girls,
which is a really just important show in my life.
It's a top five show of all time for me.
And it's really fascinating.
You know, she, I didn't really think about this really because she got such a bad rap.
I mean, people really dislike her and hated her in the media.
And she's gotten a lot of really, really negative press.
But in the book, she really talks about how she wrote this movie called Tiny Furniture
that she self-produced, she released it,
and pretty much overnight was offered this deal by HBO
to write and produce and create star in girls,
and she was 24, and she was handed this tremendous amount of success.
It's an level of success I can't even comprehend,
and I think a lot of people,
they sort of well around in the middle in terms of success
for a long time before you're catapulted to that level
of, like, you're winning Emmys, you know?
And she sort of overnight got catapulted into this
and was a very sick person,
mentally and physically.
And was really struggling with that in the public eye.
And she just talks about it a lot.
Her substance abuse problems, her eating disorder issues,
all the physical issues in and out of hospitals just continuously.
And sort of girls was six or seven seasons.
I forget how many.
And the work sort of never stopped.
It was, you know, write the show, act in the show, edit the show.
She never stopped at this very young age.
You imagine.
I'd be famous at 24.
Like, I would be canceled.
Like, I just wouldn't have done to do something, you know.
And this was also at the time where like TikTok and Instagram wasn't really around.
You couldn't just, like, get on your Instagram story and be like,
this isn't true what people are saying about me.
Right.
You got it wrong.
It's taken out of context, whatever it was.
It gave me a lot of empathy for her and, like, what she must have been going through
at that age.
And you guys should read it if you're a fan of girls.
The most interesting thing I learned from this is her and Adam Driver really had no relationship
with each other.
They didn't speak for the last three years of the show at all.
Like just filmed together.
Even film it.
So they wrote their relationship kind of off the show.
He dates another actress, and then he ends up with Jemima Kirk for the,
last two seasons. And so they actually don't really act together at all. Oh, okay. And so they really had
no relationship. She paints a pretty terrible portrait of him. Not as a terrible person, just somebody
who just like wasn't very kind and pretty much wanted nothing to do with her. Interesting. I cannot
wait to read it. I am loving her press tour. There's some sound bites that have like stuck with me.
Is it the quiet luxury sound right? No. I just saw one on Drew Barrymore about her talking about
the stuff that we as women do.
I feel like emotional talk.
I've really enjoyed watching her talk about this book and going all these shows.
And she looks different than she used to.
And I like when she talks about physical appearances.
And she says,
was saying something about what we do is women and why we do it.
And you say it's for yourself,
but how are you supposed to know anymore?
And Drew Barrymore is stunned.
And it is like stuck with me so much.
Like how are we supposed to know?
Like I've just, I've had a lot of thoughts and feelings about what we do, standards of beauty, why we do it, who fucking cares, why we care.
And I've just been really inspired by seeing her.
And I cannot wait to read the book.
And I love that she's back in this way.
Yeah.
She's spreading a positive message and being so fucking funny.
What did I see?
I saw, she with Andy Cohen.
She was talking about Summerhouse and just fucking nailing it.
That's funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Anyway.
So I liked it.
I just,
I think that she got a really,
really bad rap and I forgot just how young she was and all this happened.
And when she talks about how the work just never stopped for one minute and just how deeply sick she was,
and she was just hospitalized continuously.
Yeah.
And like chronic pain.
And I can't imagine.
Extreme bleeding.
People who go through that.
Does she have like endometriosis?
She had endometriosis.
She had like, at one point I think they removed 30 ulcers from her uterus.
She had a history.
hysterectomy, which is like, they won't give you a hysterectomy unless you get like a psychavow.
So my friend just did all of it taken out.
She had this endo forever.
Heidi, who was in my wedding.
Heidi, L-A-I-S is her Instagram.
And she's been documenting the journey and like went and got this surgery in Mexico and got it all taken out and like her recovery and like just her life of living with that for so long.
And I'm going to cry, but like her husband, I became friends with them first.
That's how I know her.
I've known him for so many years.
And he said, I want to go back to all the places that we traveled when you were sick
because you should go to experience them pain free.
I can't handle it.
And you just see people like that.
And they show up for you and they're building businesses.
They're doing stuff.
And you're like, they're in so much pain.
Their bodies are failing them.
Yeah.
And they still came to the wedding.
You wouldn't know it.
You know, like Lena Dunham created so much incredible art while she was dealing with that.
I mean, this is a story of so many women, just pushing past the pain.
And I felt that the tone.
of the book wasn't like give me a break.
I felt the tone was just like, here's the story.
It wasn't like, you know, I was so terrible.
Yeah, feel bad for me.
It's just like, here's what was happening.
And that's all that.
That's how I digested the tone.
And I mean, it's just, it's a lot of medical trauma.
And she was with Jack Antonoff this whole time.
I didn't realize that was her boyfriend
almost the entire time.
She was starting to finish.
All of all of girls.
The whole time she was creating,
writing, producing, I'm starring in it. So they had a very long time relationship, which I didn't realize.
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I'm going to kick it off with the derby,
which the horse that won Golden Tempo makes Sherry DeVoe
the first women trainer to win the Kentucky Derby.
Did you see anything about this?
So I'm surprised because, you know, horse riders, what are they called?
Horse girls.
No, but like men that ride horses.
Jockeys.
They're little.
They're tiny.
So, like, I'm surprised women don't win.
I, no.
Listen, I've never cared about this.
till now. So I just need to share with you guys what happened. So we're in Phoenix with my
husband and his in-laws. We just had it on the TV. We're taking a break. We'd been laying
by the pool. We had dinner plans. We're like, we'll put the derby on, right? So we all just
start saying, like, pick a horse. We don't know anything. You know, everyone just starts picking
a horse. Shishon's looking at the favorites. He's looking at what people are betting.
I literally just Google, are there any women involved? Is there, because I know there's a
jockey and a trainer. I literally
Google, are there any women trainers?
It said there's one woman trainer.
Sherry DeVoe, Golden Tempo is the horse.
I go, guys, we're rooting for
Golden Tempo. That's my pick.
The race starts a minute
later. Golden Tempo
is not in the running. Like they have the
leaderboard.
He's in the back.
This horse is in the back.
And all of a sudden, the horse comes
from behind, passes
is everyone on the outside just fucking going.
I'm so enthralled.
And wins the race.
That's crazy.
And I've never cared about this for one minute in my life.
The video, we'll put this up on the screen,
but there's these side by sides of showing the trainer,
and she's with these other women.
Have you seen it?
She's going fucking crazy.
She's like up on the wall, like kicking her feet and going absolutely berserk.
And she's screaming for the jockey, which was saying his name.
She's like, Jose, let's go, Jose.
And fucking wins it.
The first woman to ever.
for win.
It's insane.
I don't care about this at all,
but if you narrate horse races,
I will listen.
But I have never cared.
I've never,
I know some horse's name,
so I think Golden Tempo is a descendant
of secretariat.
I know that one.
I don't care about this.
And I've never cared more
and just watching these horses go
and like the people were saying
he didn't even whip the horse
at that last moment.
Like the horse just knew to fucking go.
I could cry right now.
Wow.
Golden Temple,
what I'm telling you,
not even top 10.
Women in STEM.
And at the very end
bypasses all these
because you know they run
on the inside
so it's like shorter goes around
took the longer round.
Took the long route.
Blinders on.
Fucking go.
And I was like
do we remember
two minutes ago
when I said that's the horse
I wanted to win?
Like I'm like
I wish I would
If I could get some attention please.
I wish I would have posted that.
And so I was like
I can't even believe this.
I've never cared once.
A quick Google right before it starts.
Here's who we're rooting for.
It's funny you've got to look that up.
I just was like,
it's such a male-dominated sport.
Totally.
Even with all the horse girls out there,
we need more horse girls
in high places.
Okay.
That's what happened.
I'm going to actually blow through
a bunch of secret lives
and Mormons wise quickly.
Okay.
Oh, you're not with that.
Okay, yeah.
ABC announced that it might air
in the bachelor at this summer.
They're in talks.
So, I mean, they will find a way
to monetize this.
It's ABC.
Of course they will.
They're just like, you guys will forget about it, right?
You guys will just forget what happened.
Whitney Leavitt announced that she's exiting the show on her final performance
starring in Chicago.
So she's out.
She's done with the show.
Taylor Frankie Paul and Dakota,
Dakota Mortensen,
they were granted permanent restraining orders against the other person.
Permanent.
They share a child.
I've never even heard that before in my life.
A permanent, not let go, we'll reevaluate this.
They have a kid together.
Forever.
Permanent.
They'll work around it.
They're fucking.
Those two will find a way.
Yeah.
That's it.
Those are my secret letters.
They're airing the trial.
They're airing the trial.
They're airing the trial.
So we've been able to watch inside the courtroom of Taylor and Dakota.
Okay.
What?
But the show, let's just the Bachelorette.
Like, they have to air it.
I said last week, I was like, put it behind a paywall for $1,000 people would watch
that fucking season.
Like, people want to see it.
When people said that ABC was losing tens of millions, I was like hundreds of millions.
Who, where did you get, it probably costs tens of millions to produce?
reduce the show. But the forfeiture of ad revenue, ABC's going to find a way to air this show.
But it's also like compared to what they have. It's like a drop in the bucket, but it will do better than
anything now. Of course it will. 100%. Insane. Okay. So watch the space. Okay. We'll report back on it.
Spirit Airlines shut down. So they were rumored to be shutting down. And I thought that they were
going to wind down operations. But no, full company shut down.
All flights canceled.
All employees terminated over.
Overnight.
They were hoping for a government bailout.
Sure.
So there's been like jokes and memes, of course.
I mean, the funniest meme I saw was hanging the Spirit Halloween sign over the Spirit Airlines plane.
Did you see that?
I saw a lot of flags at half-mast and printing.
I couldn't figure out why.
But it is sad.
I mean, these people lost their jobs.
I was seeing some TikToks of pilots giving their...
their final flight and their remarks and then these flight attendants.
And so, of course, we feel for anybody, I mean, you dedicate your life to this job and it just
is over overnight.
And it's crazy to shut down an airline without notice because people have returned flights.
No, people were saying we were at the airport stranded because we couldn't get on these
flights.
I feel like I need more information.
Like, why couldn't they give more notice?
Like, they could have, right?
So they were in the running for a $500 million government bailout.
It fell through.
So yes, they have known for a long time.
But they just had no more money to operate for one more week.
And I know fuel prices are high and that played into it.
But like you don't have enough money to operate for one more week.
And just to give people who were on a trip with a return flight and more of an option, like that's insane.
I am shocked by it.
Maybe you guys can explain it.
than the comments, but I can't imagine a business just can't have a little more runway, no pun
intended.
I mean, they knew this was happening.
17,000 employees lost their jobs.
They stopped operations just overnight, canceled all flights on May 2nd.
So it is a pretty shocking crazy thing.
And in general, fuel has gotten extremely expensive.
I mean, gas prices, it cost me $6.50 a gallon this week to fill up my tank.
And I was like, who can afford to drive?
It's so crazy.
flights have gotten exorbitantly.
I don't even understand.
I actually, like, I used to fly first class a lot.
I'm just not.
I'd refuse to pay these prices.
These prices are unhinged.
I won't do it.
Did you were a fly spirit?
I've not, maybe have flown spirit once or twice here.
I do easy jet a lot in Europe and those type of airlines.
Yeah, the cheaper airlines.
I never flew it.
Oh, yeah, I have a couple times.
I flew budget airlines back in my 20s and like airtran was when I used to fly a lot.
But I never flew spirit.
I flew Frontier, Watts.
But I've never flown it.
So RIP, I'm sorry I never got to experience it.
I think someone was saying they had a perfect track record, no accidents.
No accidents.
It's like the only airline.
It ends up being expensive if you want to select a seat, bring a bag on, have a seat belt.
So like, stop.
Have a tray table.
Okay.
And lastly, Blake lively and Justin Baldoni, they reached a shocking settlement to their
legal battle two weeks before they go to trial.
So this is crazy.
This is, by the way, extremely crazy because...
And we deserved a trial.
Yes, we did.
And also, like, there is very little information known about the settlement.
It is a closed settlement.
People are saying no money was exchanged.
They don't need the money.
This was all for fun.
This was all for ego.
This is just to spend money.
Yeah.
All remaining claims have been dropped, so no trial.
There's a mutual release of liability, possible non-disparagement terms.
but like that's it,
cleanly and quietly.
So why were we all dragged through the mud for years now?
Just give us the trial.
Why were we dragged through the mud?
As people who had nothing to do with this.
I had nothing better to do.
I'm not surprised.
I knew these high profile A, A, B listeners would not fucking go to trial.
Come on now.
But it's just like, why were we teased with it?
Exactly.
What was the point of this?
I'm 100%.
Why did we realize?
least Taylor's and Ben Affleck's text messages if we weren't going to go to trial.
Taylor Swift right now is like, all my fucking text for nothing.
For what?
And then Blake Lidley shows up on the Met Gallo carpet, which I guess boss move.
And listen, I hated that dress, but she still did a thing.
She at least tried.
I'd rather hate something.
I'd rather feel something.
Yeah, at least like it feels something.
Okay, guys, well, that is your snack.
Girls Gottoeat Eat.com.
See you tonight at the show here in LA.
You get tickets at Girls Gottoeat.com.
And watch my special.
Here comes the bride on YouTube.
Raina's tour dates.
Raina Greenberg.com.
Special announcement coming Monday.
Monday.
Watch this space.
And we'll see you guys at Gramercy Theater together next week as well in New York.
Yeah.
And that's it.
That's it.
Have good weekend.
That's enough.
