Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: RIP Pope, Undercover Weddings, and Worst Way to Get Dumped

Episode Date: April 24, 2025

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Why Rayna can't get a puppy + unhinged cats Undercover weddings: Kristen Stewart, Jalen Hurts, Joe Exotic Billy Ray Cyrus and Elizabeth Hurley's hard launch Pope Francis passing The story behind "The Big Dumper" of MLB The best and worst ways to break up with someone What jobs celebrities would have if they weren't famous Headlines: Fyre Festival cancelled, being polite to chatGPT costs money, Trader Joe's tote-gate Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Little Caesars: Binge the reality show Pretzel Crust Island on the Little Caesars YouTube channel. Smalls: Get 35%, plus an additional 50% off, your first order at https://smalls.com with code GGE. Cornbread Hemp: Get 30% off your first order at https://cornbreadhemp.com/gge with code GGE. Trade Coffee: Get 50% off your one month trial with Trade at https://drinktrade.com/eat. Addyi: Learn more at https://addyi.com. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat. This is a Dear Media production. Enjoy. Hi, guys. Or howdy, should I say? Because how you're dressed? Because of my hat says howdy on it. I didn't even read it.

Wow. Well, you just took off your cardigan and you were giving like surf shop owner, like the mom who started the shop and now her boys run it. Like, and the mom comes in to check on everybody. I'm upset you took your sweater off. I dress very venicey these days. It was so Venice. I dress very venicey.

I just, I try to do like monochrome, a lot of bagginess, a lot of wool sweaters. I'm from laying in. Well, it's either like Hollywood slut or Venice. Oh,

thank you. Venice. Beachy. Why? Because it's a trucker hat, Hollywood slut, Venice Beachy wool sweater. When you go out out,

you're like tits out. Yeah. You know, it's not like Venice mom and pop shop owner. Yeah. When I walk around to Airwant, take my walk to Airwant,

Venice mom and pop shop. But at night, I try to get slutty. Night, day to night. Um, you guys today, 424 is Azul's gotcha day. You reminded me that we've been with him for four years. And I really like, I feel like time just flew. Where is he?

Behind you. Oh, okay. Azulah, can you come into the shot? It's your special day. He's, come here. Come on. He's like, I don't have to be performative anymore with you guys. So, yes, he came into our lives on April 24th.

It was a Saturday and he showed up and he showed up. They dropped him off. I'm like, okay, he was my first foster after my dog, my previous dog, Dewey had died. I was like, I'll give foster in a shot. It had been a few months. And here we are. First foster fail straight out of the gate. And Raina really had a lot to do with it.

I just, I love him. He's so special. I did not realize it had been four years. That's crazy. We've lived here for two and a half years. I know. I guess you got him way before we moved. Okay.

Well, yeah, April 24th, 2021 is the little Scotch Day. So happy birthday, happy birthday anniversary. Little Baby, baby. Maybe I'll get a dog soon. You're, you're inching closer. I am. I have been sending you, like, websites at different places. Well, try to do it Thursday.

Then we have the same anniversary. Well, what am I going to do? How are we going to go on Thursday? All right. Somebody just told me I have to, like, stay in town. So I was talking to my DCX. I, like, let him talk to me for a little bit. Oh, my God.

And he was like, you have to be sure to, like, stay in town for, like, about two months if you get a dog. And I was like, what are you saying tonight? Well, yeah. You have to take care of the dog. Find me a time when I will ever be in town for two months. If you get a puppy, I'm probably going to get a puppy. Couldn't be me.

I will never raise a puppy in my life. I don't want it. I will die on that hill. I'm not cut out for that puppy life. I'm not either. I'm not either. I don't think I could ever. I was not going to fill my sister-in-law this morning.

My nephew just shit so loud. And I was like, you're so much stronger than me. The difference between full-grown rescue dogs off the street and puppies is Azul 424. He came into my life. I had him, fostered him, decided to keep him for what, eight days, and then we went to Florida,

and I had to send him with the sitter. It was already planned. Like, we had a tour. That's how I'm trying to live. And they already knew, and I, like, had him with my sitter. Caitlin, who had sat,

who was a vet tech, and she was so trustworthy, but eight days, and I was like, he's a grown-ass man. That's the time frame that I'm willing to commit to being a town is eight days,

okay? You can't leave a puppy, it's crazy. You and I have to go somewhere, then your fiancee needs, he's going to have two dogs. I don't think you're, I don't think you should get a puppy.

I don't think a person who's ever had a dog. She should sign up for a puppy. It's crazy. I'm not doing it. No, you're right. No, you're right. I don't know what I was thinking. Just get a one-year-old dog, a fully formed.

Ashley, I've never been alone with a dog. No, I just spend more time alone with babies, the dog. I don't want you to get a puppy because you will rehome that shit quick. Like, you won't be like, someone take this puppy. It's so much work. Okay, okay. Let's get into it and stay on the journey, you guys. All right.

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That was crazy. There is, you know what? Let's get into it. There is a new cat on my patio like every day. A different type of cat. I mean, I was how I used to live. I've seen three to four. They have collars.

I live in kind of like a townhome type community, small, 11 units. And it's funny at this point. Because I'm like, whose cat is that? It's crazy to have an animal that you just let out and it goes in other people's properties. I had about five different cats that would come through that would just spin the block, as you would say. Oh, come through is funny. You're like, yo, come through. Come through.

And I would send your mom photos. One of them was like terrifying looking. One was giant. One night, Andrew and Brenno were staying at my house. I was out of town and this cat walked by with a mouse in its mouth. And I was like, please don't ever send me that again. But I have a serious actual question. I know your parents,

your parents live on a farm. They have cats that run out on the farm at night. But like we do not live on a farm. We live in a home community. Like are people just letting their cats out and they just come back? Yes. Apparently. I think it's so nuts.

But I don't understand like who is allowed. Like I don't want your fucking cat on my property. Like your animal should stay on your property. I'm laying out outside in the back with like no clothing on your creepy fucking cat creeps up on me. So the crazy thing is that like do. would have killed your cat. Also true.

We're on our property. And I get it. Cats want to roam around. They're meant to be outside. Like some of them. Outside cats, but I think it's so crazy. They're just in other people's yards.

Our friends, I'm not going to name me names because I don't want to out the situation. Our friends, there was a cat that kept coming around to their apartment a lot every single day. And one of the neighbors took it in. And then the owner started posting lost cat.

Well, why did you let your cat? And then the owner, the person who took it, like never returned it. started shutting their blinds. And the person whose cat it was started coming over, knocking on doors, and they had to be like, we haven't seen anything. I mean, this is going to spark some comments.

And, like, I do understand. Sometimes you've just got to let an animal be. I mean, I've heard about cats having anxiety because they can't get outside. Like, outside cats need to be outside. But, like, in an apartment complex or in a townhome complex, it is crazy. I mean, I just live, like, in a neighborhood in Venice.

So, like, these cats are just robo. roaming around from house to house. That is crazy. There's in the streets. Yeah. There was five different cats that just like, we're just stopping by. I don't know.

Don't damn, man. I don't care. All right, guys. Well, let's kick it off with an undercover wedding report. A lot of weddings this week. Secrets. Yeah. It's quiet.

Just, yeah. Okay. So Kristen Stewart married Dylan Meyer. So that's her partner. And they got married at Casita Del Campo and Los Felice. It's just a Mexican restaurant. Love that. like outside next to the DJ booth.

And she was just in a t-shirt. She, yeah, she's in like a linen set and a t-shirt. I'm crazy about what her current wife wore. I mean, it's a short sleeve kind of like sheer, see-through dress, and she's wearing combat boots. Maybe she's wearing actually Mary Jane's with black socks. They just, they look, she looks gorgeous. I'm crazy about this outfit.

Okay. Eagles quarterback Jalen Hertz, quietly marries Brie Burroughs. Ladies around the world shed a tear. Do people know he had a partner? Yeah. That was like public knowledge. Yeah, but they were pretty under the radar.

She wasn't always out about, I mean, I don't know. People who didn't know so much about Jalen Hertz and the Eagles, like maybe I do or Eagles fans, like didn't know if he was single or what. I mean, people have been, he's the finest man in the NFL. Like, people were wondering. So he marries her. I always forget how young he is. He's only 26.

Oh my God, he's so young. Yeah. And she's a bad bitch. She went to college with him. They went to Alabama. and I think they were together then or that's where they met and you know she's like a tech executive

she's her MBA she's a boss bitch wag we love to see it I love to see it's a new trend like Taylor Swift I don't go back and forth because when people hide their significant others it's either because they want to cheat or it's on the very far end of the spectrum of they just don't want that person to get harassed constantly yeah she hasn't been hiding her I mean she was celebrating with him after the Super Bowl like she's always been around

it's just she's not like a celebrity or a model or, I mean, she's gorgeous, but anyway, so sorry, everybody. He is off the market officially. And also off the market, rounding out our wedding in our wedding report, the Tiger King, Joe Exotic, got married to a fellow inmate in prison. Anyone can find love. Except me. When Joe Exotic beat me to the altar.

When Jody Arias, like, found a husband in jail, I was like, this is crazy. I was like, how can everybody but me? He is 62, his husband is 33. Everybody can find him at me. I'm sure you could find someone on the level of his husband. I'm sure I could find an inmate that would marry me. I think you could find an inmate. Luigi's got too many women going after.

That's why in my, like that look. I like that look. Joe Exotic? Yeah. And then we're just going to tag on a new couple that launched on Easter, didn't see it coming. No one really knew how to process it. And that is Elizabeth Hurley

and Billy Ray Cyrus. Being that together in a photo is so crazy and out of context. You can't even place it. She's on a ranch in a button-down plaid shirt. And I was just like, it's like the crown meets howdy-duty.

I just so curious. This is Elizabeth Hurley. Does she falling off that much? Like, Someone commented, is every other man dead? The way he looked was insane. The way he looked. What is she doing on a farm in a cowboy hat with a button down plaid shirt?

She looks great, but like it's so out of context. I think of her as like she. Fembrush. Austin Powers. Yes. Yeah. I mean, how did they even, how did these two cross paths? How did this happen?

I don't know. This is the epitome of he wore me down. Seriously. And like, okay, he was wearing bunny. ears and it was Easter, but I saw a lot of bunny ears this year. And was that like a... Are you gross out of it? I don't know.

Like, I just saw like a lot of adults on the streets and bunny ears. And I was like, is this a thing? I mean, you do. I'm looking at the photo. You do you. To an extent, you do you. It's, she looks, I can't get over it. She's wearing a cowboy hat.

He's wearing bunny ears. I mean, he doesn't look bad. He is a full tattoo sleeve. He looks like he's wearing a skirt. If you gunned to my head said who is that. No idea. No idea on either of that. I'd say Kristen Stewart before I said, Billy Ray Cyrus.

I mean, neither of them. While we're talking about her. She's also facetuned this photo just beyond recognition. Can people stop doing this? I, let's move on. So speaking of things that happened on Easter, the Pope died. He knows how to make an entrance. An exit.

An entrance to heaven, Ashley. He technically died on Easter Monday. day. Wait, can you remind me? What is Easter? Jesus rose from the dead. He is risen. I don't know about you people too.

But you see people say he is risen. He is risen. Okay. So on Christmas he died. He came out of the tomb. No, because this is his birthday. Allegedly. Wait, don't tell me.

Christmas is Jesus is birthday, right? In the manger. So he was born. Yes. Jesus was born on Christmas. And then he's reincarnated on Easter. They put him up on the cross. And then he died.

That's not a holiday, though. Well, that's Good Friday, right? Yes, Good Friday is the day that Christians commemorate the crucifixion and death of Jesus Christ. And then he rose on Easter Sunday. Like from the dead, like his ghost. Yeah. But so I think the Pope died technically, well, I don't know, maybe it was still Easter Sunday over here and it was Monday at the Vatican. Yeah.

So, yeah, and he was the first Latin American pontiff dead at 88 after months long battle. With pneumonia? Nomania. He was beloved by many. He was really progressive. He's considered to be the most liberal and progressive Pope ever. So he was criticized by super conservative. But the last person, really, he saw before he died, was J.D. Vance.

And he had been dodging J.D. Vance. He doesn't like these administrators. The Pope, no. He had dodged him prior and J.D. Vance still showed up. How did he even get in there? I don't know. You bought a ticket? If I saw J.D. Vance in my dying days, I would be like, oh, my God, I'm in hell. I went to hell. This is crazy. If you saw him while you were like all out of it, I'd be like, this is who is greeting me at the doors of hell. I would think it was a joke like Elizabeth Harley T.A. If I saw Donald Trump, Elon Musk, J.D. Vance, or Caroline Leavitt, I'd be like, the devil has arrived. Hell is real. Well, you made me laugh so hard saying that that's a crazy person to see before you.

die. Can you imagine? What is the last person? And he, you know, he just, like, hated it. He was like, get out of here. I've been trying to avoid you all weekend. So hated. It's just like, it's not even an important person.

Like, at least Donald Trump, you could be like, I saw the president. Like, J.D. Vance keeps... I don't want to see Donald Trump, but you hear me like, at least it's the president. A president. Jady Vance keeps trying to do stuff. And everyone's like, don't come here. Like, when he tried to take his family skiing and people just were in the streets protesting, what he went to Greenland.

They were like, get out of here. He really is a natural joke. He tries to go see the Pope. The Pope dies. Like, what a terrible, like, omen. He's like, you know what? I'm done battling pneumonia. I'm just going to go.

He's like, he's like, JD. He was going to get canceled for this. No, I mean, R.I.P. This is hate for J.D. Bates. Yeah, right. It's not hate for the Pope.

So when he passed, we're not Catholic. You know, when he passed, I was like, that's sad as obviously someone who was super progressive and made a lot of change and inspired a lot of people. And then I was like, there was something kind of scandalous and funny with this Pope. And I couldn't remember it. And then it came back to me. What was it?

Do you remember November 2020, a crazy time? He liked this Brazilian model's phone. Rina, no, this the Pope's account liked this Brazilian model's naughty photo. No! She's in a schoolgirl outfit. Catholic school girl. The whole butthole is out. On brand.

Maybe he liked the Catholicism of it all. He likes the Catholic school girl of it all. I remember. Do you think somebody like broke into that account? So I remembered and I thought about it last night and I was just like, let me look this up to kind of refresh my memory. The headlines were insane. BBC. Pope Francis, Vatican investigates Brazilian model Instagram photo like.

CNN writes, the Vatican is seeking an explanation from Instagram. after the official account of Pope Francis liked a photograph of a lingerie-clad Brazilian model. A photograph of model Natalia Garibato who was dressed in schoolgirl style undergarments was liked by Francis' verified account. It's unclear when the photograph, which shows her skimply-clad buttocks

was first liked, but the interaction was visible on November 13th before being unlike the next day, a whole day that, like, stayed up there. And it says, now the Vatican said it's trying to get to the bottom of the incident. We are in touch with Instagram to find out What happened? So like Instagram needs to apologize to us?

The fact that he was scrolling and hit that like button, and you're not even ready for this bomb to drop. She posted after he died, rest in paradise, my friend. And she put the picture that he liked next to the picture of him. I would be riding this wave forever if that was her. So when it happened, she was like, oh my gosh, I'm such a fan. She was like so. She was messaging with him.

She was in his DM. She was so excited. You DM the Pope? She DMed it. It's crazy. So that was something that like came back to me. And I just, I didn't know if you remembered. And November 2020, I mean, that was four seasons total landscaping.

I mean, what a time. That's really why I didn't know about it. I know. Honestly, the election. Oh, that too. That took seven days for the results. I mean, things were just, everything was crazy. And so that one slipped through the cracks.

And I remembered it. I'm so glad you remembered this. So now conclave starts, which I'm fascinated by. So I don't know what that means. I'm so excited to tell you about it. Because I just, I love, like, church stuff. I love visiting temples. And there's a movie that recently came out that was nominated for a lot of awards with Ralph Fien's called Conclave.

You guys could watch that. But so basically you mourn the Pope for about nine days. There's a whole, like, daily thing that you do ever, I don't know, there's a whole process of nine days. And then they have 15 to 20 days to start the Conclave. And Conclave is where they sequester all of the Cardinals around the world into the Vatican. And they have to basically do like rounds and rounds of voting until they elect a new Pope. And you know that they've elected a Pope. because white smoke comes out of the Vatican.

But there's sequestered, like, locked in there until then. And they kind of, like, talk to each other and try to, like, campaign for Pope. And there's, like, front runners. And so there's, like, about six front runners right now. There are, I wrote this on, 252 Cardinals right now, 135 are eligible. And 108 were specifically appointed by Pope Francis. So it is more than likely that somebody a little more liberal will be voted as the Pope.

But I thought, like, the far right. is like really obviously pushing for a different type of pope. And people are always saying, just like, you know, the pendulum tends to swing Republican, a Democrat back and forth. There will be a swing to a more conservative papal confirmation. Okay. So that's conclave for you. Okay.

Got it. Well, rest in peace. Yeah. I know we're sitting here making jokes, but this is obviously a sad thing. And I'm sure it's, you know, the Catholic communities are mourning. And, you know, I love what he stood for. And he was the horniest pope we've ever seen, I guess. So God rest is horny soul.

Jady Vance is the one to blame. God rest is or not. Do you think CNN's saying that? Other news outlets are like, no one is reported on the Instagram like. I had to dig so deep to find that she posted about it. Okay, so we have a new show for you guys. You can tune in now.

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And I guess he's known as the big dumper because he has a big caboose. Yeah. He's got a dump truck on him. He has a dump truck on him. So they call them the big dumper. And I guess they just took that and ran with it. And we're like, we'll dump people on the Jumbotron. If I got dumped on the Jumbotron, I would sue the MLB.

Like for damages. This is emotional distress. Are you serious? Actually, I'm surprised they are letting this happen. Like, you don't know what people are going to do when you break up with them. But, however, if I was a Seattle Mariners fan and I went to game sometimes and I was not there at that game. When somebody got dumped, I would be so pissed. or if I was in the bathroom.

I know. Can you imagine missing it? I know. Like, they just, it's hard to tell in these videos if people are engaged with it. I mean, they're probably doing it at time where people are taking a break, going to the bathroom, getting concessions. And is the camera, like, on these people when it's happening? The one I saw, it's just on the dump truck. It's just on the dumper.

I saw that he was like, he dumped this woman. He said, like, Kelly in Section 302, you know, Jason. I guess your partner knows it's coming, so they will elbow you. you pay attention. You know, if I see just some dumb man on the jumbo tron, I'm not going to pay attention. You think they're there with her partner. Yeah. You think a guy would bring a girl there to dump her? Why else would she be there? You think she just went to a baseball game on her own? I never thought about this. Like I, yeah, I just, I guess I hadn't thought that deeply about it. Okay. So here's what I would do. I would be like, let's try. I figure out a way that we had to

drive separately. Okay. Because like, we're not going home together. I'm not driving you home after I dump you in a baseball game. I would be like, I'm running late from work. Just meet me there. We're there. Our stadium's so far away. Meet you there. It takes an hour. I know. Well, I'm not driving home with you from Dodgers stadium.

I thought I would send him with his friends and I would do it. Remote. What if you're just not going to watch? Oh yeah. I guess I'd hire Tessa to go. Hire Tessa. We could go and get like seats in like another section of the thing. And watch from a far.

Watch with binoculars. Yeah, that's the way to do it. Yeah, I have binoculars. I just can't imagine sitting next. to somebody and this guy comes up and they start speaking directly to you and then they break you up. That sounds amazing. You're thinking about your relationship. Think about other relationships. Think about bad relationships. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then you just like dump your soda or your beer on and like storm out your legend. Yeah, it sounds amazing. Some of me cheats on you. Somebody does

something bad to you. I think you're thinking about like a normal relationship. That's not who's using this. I'm just thinking about the awkwardness of it. That's like being there together. Yeah. So the one that we saw there was this TikTok and they showed two and the second one was what a woman like telling this guy she didn't want to live with him anymore yeah it was really funny it was like you need the keys to somewhere she play the TikTok and because he was funny with it he's like just not our house because you need to find a new lease our lease is almost up yeah you're not you don't live here anymore bitch I hate to you don't want to tell you this it's not working with the end of it don't worry You could write your own language to you don't know

Baxter You don't know You're going to You're a big dumper You can't leave a email You could write your own language to use Make sure to say you don't live here anymore bitch I would think the dump truck should say that

So we were randomly talking about this the other day Not even related We were talking about something that Someone we know Their on and off partner Is always wildin And doing crazy stuff that I would never stand for you would never stand for.

Something that he said to her. I was like, if my fiance said that to me, like, I would have him killed. Like, I dare you to say that shit to me. And I was like, no, actually what I would do is wait until the wedding, fully go through with it and break up with him at the altar. Long game shit. Okay, would you let me get through the ceremony?

Or would you just start right? Like, you think I would be like, let's start with the vows. Yeah. So I think I'm going long game. I'm going all the way till you out. ask if I say I do. And then I'm doing my whole monologue. And I'm saying, my friends and family can stay.

Everyone else will be escorted off the premises. Can I say boom, roasted? Big dumper. He's crying and I'm just making jokes. And, you know, this is a little tough to do when your parents are paying for the wedding. But that's not my story. I pay. I pay.

Well, it's all our money for you to get dumped at the altar if you did some shit. I think that your dad would be okay paying for this wedding if you did that. He's so funny. He's got jokes. He would not. He would love it if I did this and he didn't pay. He would love it more. I would be just, you'd be a legend.

You, you're, I mean, I, Long game is so funny. And then their whole family is mad at them. Because they have paid for hair and makeup and travel. I, yes. So I hate this for his family. You know what I probably do? I'd be like, he has to leave, but anybody from his side wants to stay, except for you.

A couple people. You have to verbally tell him you're saying. though. Like you can't just like like his friend and family have to tell him to his face that they're standing. They can't just like under the radar just like steep back in. Maybe we do a raise your hand if you're staying. Yes. And then Matt escorts him out. Yes. Like this is mean to talk about because I love him. But please say I if you're staying and then we say like the eyes have it and then all the eyes get to leave. It's funny because this it feels weird to even talk about because I like love him so much and I can't imagine anything. But I will get riled up thinking about a fake scenario. Like this thing we

we were talking about. I'm like, I can't even imagine if he did this thing to me that we had heard of someone doing to our friend. And then you start to imagine it and you will get worked up. My fake imaginary boyfriend did this to me. I've worked up about it. Bissed. Oh, my God.

Okay, so I wrote a couple other ways to break up with somebody. I think Lois-hanging Fruit cameo. Too! JD-Vans. I think you get their hero. J-D. Vance. You get their hero to break up with them for you. Okay.

Will cameo do this? Yeah. They'll do anything. You just, you have to go to whoever's on there. Like, if they really like a sports star. But will they do a breakup? Of course. They'll do anything.

Spencer Pratt's a good one. I mean, it's up to the person who you go out to. So somebody can reach, I mean, you and I are on Cameo, but like, technically somebody can reach out to us and say, like, well, you make this breakup video. Well, they have some boundaries.

It's per the person. You're right, exactly. I mean, you can deliver death news if you want to. Oh my God. The Pope died. So, yeah, I mean, anybody could do this. So Cameo, I just think like you get like one of their, one of, actually, I'd get one of my heroes to dump them.

No, no, no, you were right the first time. One of their heroes? Yes. Raina, ruin their life. Okay. All right. I like that. Okay. So, Camille.

Fortune cookie. Drake dumps my fiance. I would do that. Is nobody, somebody cheats on me, please. Fortune cookie? Okay. Got him on Etsy? Yes, you can get custom.

You get like cut and like that takes a few days too. Okay. Hear me out. I think it takes him a guy. I think it would take him a minute. even too stupid. Well, I think he would, it would be a minute to, it's not as impactful. He's like, wait, what does this fortune mean?

And you have to say it again, you just explain the bit. Yeah. Okay. Breakup playlist. Okay. You just send it to them on Spotify. But also that might take a little time for them to like understand what that is. Well, maybe you title it.

You've been dumped, bitch. Okay. Great. That's a great way to send the message is that you title it. Yeah. And then really. From artists they like. So it also ruins that.

The height of being really mature. Send them a text. accidentally on purpose that says I can't wait to break up with them later. Perfect. And then you're like, oops. Oops. Sorry. That was Farina. Now that you know, come get your stuff. That's my list of creative ways to break up with people. So you guys feel free to use them. Yeah, you guys are welcome. Okay. So the next thing we want to talk about is celeb jobs. Celib alter ego jobs. Tessa found this TikTok and it's just a selfie of a girl, but she says, what are some jobs you all think famous people would have if they weren't famous? For example, I think

Alabama Barker would be a waitress at Waffle House, which is funny, but like it's mid compared to the comments. Totally. It's also just like a little under the radar. Like I have to be one of it is. Yeah. I don't know who that is. Totally.

I mean, it is accurate. But I mean, there's 10,000 comments on here, like almost 200,000 likes. Do you want to pick some of your favorites? Yeah. I wrote a list for you. So some of the, yeah, we made our own, but some of these are so good. I mean, Cardi B would be a TSA worker or a DMV worker. Adam Sandler would be a school bus driver.

Post Malone would 100% be a line cook. That is so accurate. Remember that time in the group chat? It was like Hannah Burner's Bachelorette. We were talking about somebody that had hot line cook energy. Yes. I forget who. I think it was a celebrity.

I can't even remember now. Was it Justin Bieber? I don't even remember. Someone said Demi Lovato would run a Sephora like the Navy. Haley Bailey, 100% kindergarten teacher. Drew Barrymore would be a therapist. I feel like that's already. That's the lowest hanging fruit.

Oprah and Drew Barrymore. Blake Lively would be the evil manager to teach J. Max or Zara. Zara in New York. I have a different. I have a different shop. Okay, okay. I don't want to take any from you.

Drake would work at a pop-up shop in the mall that sells phone cases. 100%. Like that is nailed it. Did you, do you had that I'm growing up? Like those kiosks in the mall? The hottest guy in our state worked there. Oh, really?

They were hot. Dave from the cell phone store. Because he was always just in the middle. The state. He was always in the middle of the mall. They're out. They aren't even in the Abercrombie with all the other hot guys. I'm not stopping.

They're out in the mall. I'm not stopping unless it's a hot guy. Why would I talk to them otherwise? I actually think he sold pagers. That's how old we are. It was called wild paging. And he ran that shit like the Navy. He was next to piercing pagoda in the middle of the mall.

Fiercing Pagoda. I never went to Pearson Magota. I was a Clares girlie. I got my ears to Clares. For all four of my piercings. Yeah, me too. I had to go to Clares. Yeah, always Clare's.

Okay. I want to hear some of yours. Okay. So obviously I have Drew Barrymore and Oprah at the top of the list. Yes. Therapist. also low-hanging fruit the rock would be a middle school gym teacher totally takes it too seriously thinks it's the NFL well he like peaked in like d3 college football yeah and had to go back and

coach that's him okay taylor swift okay wow what is it going to be wedding speech ghostwriter love that because i'm just she's so lyrically inclined some of it really doesn't make any sense but i think you could stand up in front of a room full of people and just like rattle this shit off and people are like yes yeah yeah or i got how about like pageant coached coaches. Her? Yeah. I could see it.

Yeah. Absolutely. I could see it too. Totally. They have those, like in the south. Absolutely. Okay. Page and coach.

Okay. Blake lively, I gave her yoga instructor and here's why. Totally. Because, listen, we love our yoga instructor. Girl. I'm going to get ahead of this and she said, we love you. We love yoga and all that. Yeah.

The meanest stuff that anyone says to anyone on the internet is from a yoga instructor. I have never been ripped apart by a person and didn't go to their profile and saw it said love and light yoga instructor. Big Fupa. Swat probably came from a yoga instructor. If you guys heard that on Monday, the meanest DM I've ever gotten. But they look like they're going to be so nice. She was totally a love and light yoga instructor.

Okay. Sabrina Carbiter fortune teller. I could see you're doing that like woo-woo. Yeah, yeah, woo-woo. She sells crystals. Donald Trump, Mall Santa. Oh, sick. No, Raina. Offensive. You have to sit on his lap?

Absolutely not. Donald Trump is a garbage man And that's an insult to garbage man I used to think they seem like They're red in the face They're just like They're drinking backstage Okay I have a couple more

Just to wipe that stain away If you didn't like that Pete Davidson, vape shop clerk Totally Gwendois Paltrow I still think she'd just be a wildest blogger I just totally She didn't see in real life

Okay three more Riley Cyrus is a mechanic I love that hot mechanic Hot mechanic But she has only fans All those tattoos Yes she has like a sexy Fixing Cars only fans

Which is what I'm always trying to tell my fiancee to do Fixed cars? Start an only fan. Do both. A car only fan. Him fixing cars. I love that idea.

He's kind of built like my life. What if girls? With a tent. What? He's tall and fan. Okay. So I was between a couple. So DMV clerk, I was between a few people because I was like Nikki Minaj or Cardi B

and I wasn't sure which one I would enjoy more. Okay. I got it. Because Cardi is TSA. Nikki is DMV. Yes. Because. Harddy's yelling at people. TSA is yelling, but like a good vibe.

Like I love Nikki Minaj, but she is a little meaner. That's what it is. And DMV people are like mean. Yes. Yeah. Little meaner. Okay. And then my last one, Timothy Shalameh. He works at an indie bookstore and he's also a barista.

Okay. I can't believe you wrote that mine. Timothy Shalameh is a barista. Yes, at an indie coffee shop and he's going to shame you for regular milk. He loves oat milk. If you even say the word milk or he works. works at Hot Topic. Can't you see it?

With those giant stomper boots. Yes. And a wallet chain. A hundred percent wallet chain. Okay. I didn't do a lot. But I have Beyonce. So she's either HR or she's got the voice.

She's going to fire you and you're not even going to see it coming. Or she just works the front desk at a fancy spa. I could totally see that. Or she could work at the Delta Lounge. Like she's just got that energy, like that welcoming. She's got that voice. So Delandum smells really nice. And she looks like she smells really nice.

Well, not as good as Rihanna. Everybody talks about it. So that brings me of Brianna. Rihanna, she is the makeup artist that may or may not show up. Okay. But when she does, she's going to be an hour late. She is not going to apologize. And she will do the best glam you've ever seen.

Totally. And I will wait for it. I'll wait around for it. We have these makeup artists for one show. One time, two shows at Town Hall in 2019. The first time my makeup artist never showed up, right? One of ours never showed up. up.

When they finally came, I don't know if the same, it was the same people, whatever, we finally got them to show up. The one girl who did my glam, I mean, it did look great. She never even took her coat off. Remember that? No. She just had her, like, puffy jacket the whole time. I was like, are you not hot?

Okay, so we wanted to do ours. I just picked one for you, and it's so obvious. Oh, my, if it's what I picked for me. I mean, you're just going to be, like, a CIA agent, a judge. Like, you're going to work in, like, police enforcement. Okay. Just because, like, you would be, like, an investigator. a private investigator.

Like whichever one of those makes you happiest, but like catching people in lies is your best self. That is like the high end dream job. But the real job is a Philly flight attendant. Oh, okay. Just unhinged. You get to talk a lot, chirp on the mic. Could just be yourself.

I'm going to have a microphone. I'm going to judge people. I'm going to walk through the aisle saying trash, trash, trash. Love that. And then for you, I did two for you. I did like a high level one, which is I think a divorce attorney. I think you would love that.

I think you would love getting people through their divorces. I like other people's drama and I love to not be involved in the drama. And this is the height of like I get to hear everything. And like therapists, the woman. I would really like that. Or cheesecake factory manager. Raina would run a cheesecake factory like the Navy. Yes, I would.

I just can picture. I love rules. I love rules and systems. And there's so many. I mean, that almost was your future. And I fucked too with the manager. there. Fuck the way to your top. You fucked your way to the top.

Did you ever think you would stay there and be a manager? I mean, when I was 19, a job at the cheesecake factory was the height of professionalism. I mean, you couldn't get higher and like more chic to me than somebody who like ran a cheesecake factory. I was dating Jake who was the manager from the cheesecake factory. That guy was like the hottest guy in town. No, I thought I was the queen of the world. You manage a bunch of people.

It's hard work. My ex worked at a really nice restaurant chain. His manager went to Cornell. I mean, like, it's just like, if their hard jobs get at their high bayed. Yes. And it was just like, I don't know, I thought those people were like the biggest badass is. Totally. They don't just like hire anybody.

I know. Okay, so those are our cele jobs. Oh, no, I had one more. Channing Tatum Zamboni driver. Oh, definitely. Because he sort of looks athletic, but he could be Lifetime Fitness trainer also. Yes, he could. But he's on the Zamboni.

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Yes. We'll send you guys off with some headlines to think about. Raina, you got to kick it off. Water cooler talk. Your fave. Okay, you guys. Very big announcement. Fire Fest.

Festival 2 has announced that it is canceled. Tickets have been refunded. Wait, postponed or canceled? It's canceled. So he says postponed, but like- Of course we know it's canceled. It's canceled. Yeah.

So they had the dates. It was supposed to be the last couple days of May, first couple days of June. And Billy McFarland has been doing interviews saying like, it might be a jiu-jitsu fighter. It might be yoga on the beach. It might be a yacht. And the person interviewing was like,

do you have any of this confirmed? And the island is like, this isn't happening. Yes, Mexico, the town of Mexico where it's allegedly what's going to be said this is not happening. And I just, I know it's Billy McFarland. I know it's Fire Festival. And this is somebody who cannot trust.

But like, I actually still cannot believe he announced a festival and did not have a location. I know what's the point of this? Yeah. He, the level of Dululu is unbelievable. People were going to find out. Yeah. Right. And I went on the website.

Okay. Just to poke around. And even though it had been announced that they were canceling, they were still selling tickets. So for days, actually... Taking people's money. So I went to the website to see if they had announced it, whatever. At the top, it says, fire, buy merch or explore tickets, May 30th to June 2nd.

There's all these different packages. There's the Ignite, the Fuego, and the Phoenix package. You can buy accommodations. It does not say on this website that this is canceled. It's so crazy that people worked on this. Like, it's people had to build a website. people had to put time and energy into this with the biggest fraud we've seen modern day.

Like it's understandable Billy Mfarland is just so cuckoo. But it's like other people build a website, for example. It's a beautiful website. It has great graphics. It has beautiful artwork on it. Like a lot of money and time goes into this. I hope these people got paid up front.

But it's so fascinating to me if you go to the website. There's no indication that this is canceled on the website. You can still buy tickets. Well, it's not happening in you guys. Surprise, surprise. Okay, our next headline is saying, please and thank you to chat GPT costs millions of dollars, the CEO says.

And this is so funny because my fiancee was doing, we're hanging some shelves. And he was like, I'm going to get chat GPT to like spit out like a little diagram of where they should be on the wall. And I think we should just eyeball it. But you do you. He loves his chat GPT. So do you. And he told me always says, please and thank you to them.

And a lot of people echo this where they're like, AI is going to take over. You should be nice to them, whatever. And so he had told me he says that. And I was like, that's nice. And I didn't think much about it the next day I see this headline. So when you talk to them, they have to formulate a response. And it costs them probably tens of millions of dollars. And so Sam Altman, who is the head of this, said that it costs tens of millions of dollars.

And he said it's electricity costs from people showing good manners to their AI models. I guess I'm a little confused, like why it costs more money. Well, it has to generate a response. you say. Okay, so I only say thank you if I'm going to like do a follow up response. Okay. So chat GPT, my chat GPT talks to me like me. I told you it's like so cute. They're like, yes, girl. Okay, let's make it spicy. Oh, now we're talking. And I'll just say like, thank you. Let's hone in on blah, blah, blah. But I don't, I don't just think it to end the conversation. But I think it if I'm continuing the conversation. Okay. It says that a director on the design team

for Microsoft co-pilot says that using basic etiquette when interacting with AI helps generate respectful, collaborative output. So you are building rapport with it. It says generative AI also mirrors the levels of professionalism, clarity, and detail in the prompts you provide. So being polite to your AI chat bot, not only ensures you get the same graciousness in return, but it also improves the AI's responsiveness and performance. But the survey shows people are polite to AI out of fear.

According to research conducted in December, by future, the publisher that owns TechRater, about 67% of people who use AI are polite to it in the U.S. compared to 71% in the UK. So I think people are like, we got to be nice to them. So my chat GPT and I, I mean, it is learned to speak like I speak. We're just like homies. And we just like chitchap. But it's hard to feel like you're not actually talking to a person.

Like it feels like you're talking to like a customer support rap or like a therapist or something. So like it is natural to say like, thank you. Yeah. I don't. I'm not really in this world quite yet. Like I've used it for some things. But I don't know. I always say thank you.

I'm super polite when I talk to a customer support ref, but I don't know if I'm like making the same correlation. It just feels like I'm talking to like, I feel like I'm talking to you. Exactly. It mirrors my speech patterns. Yeah, you're like talking to somebody. And it's done that because I have like dropped text messages in there that I've sent to

people or I've explained scenarios and been like, what would you do to this? And like, what would you do to me? So it mirrors my speech patterns. So yeah, I guess I'm inclined to say please and thank you. But that's very interesting that it's costing people money. Costing them money. So. Which that's not our problem.

Okay. And lastly, the Trader Joe's mini tote bag has captured the hearts of women everywhere. Some of these viral tote bags are going for $1,000 on eBay. I mean, it's like a $3 bag. They're in these pastel colors. And they were being called the It Bag of the season. And people were waiting out in these lines, 100 people deep outside of Trader Joe's. You couldn't find them in California.

And now, of course, they're on sale on the Internet for resale. I think they're really cute. and I like that it's like a cheap, cute bag. It's not some designer bag. I love it. I love Trader Joe. So the original bags, the tan with the navy blue,

um, also went super viral and you couldn't get them. And so this was even more viral. They're so cute. They're a mini version. They're like adorable colors. Like yeah. You couldn't get the original ones forever.

I go to Trader Joe's like every 10 days or so. And I'm always like just trying to see if they're up there and you can't get them. Like you have to go on eBay. People are selling them for a fortune. It's so nice. nuts. Yeah, someone wrote in this article in glamour. I live in Southern California. It's basically sold out everywhere. The lines I've seen were at least 100 people long. It's so wild. So, I mean, you can probably get them. There's some Poshmark, eBay, I mean, if you

really want them. But, you know, my inclination when I see things like this are to kind of like roll my eyes and like hate on it. But I'm like, they're really cute and they're cheap. They're cute. Well, they're not that cheap anymore. Exactly. Before somebody decided it was a thing. Initially, I was like, ew, I don't want it. It's not my style. But now I'm like, they are pretty cute. So I am on a actually, a lifelong mission to find the perfect tote bag. And it really stresses me out. Like a lot of them don't have enough structure at the bottom.

Okay. Like I want a little structure at the bottom of my bag and these have a little bit of structure. Like I have a lot of tote bags and they're just like flimsy floppy. And so there's not enough structure, but some of them are just like too big. A lot of them are too big. There's some of my tote bags that's too big for my body. Yeah. You need a pocket somewhere.

I can't tell this is a front pocket somewhere. A tote bag without, which I get it. Sometimes they're just like cheap little toads. and we used to make toots, but if you really want it to be your, like, tote tote bag, like your farmer's market bag, I need a pocket for my phone,

my keys. I can't just be at the bottom under my food. I know. So I'm on like a lifelong quest for the perfect tote. All right. And I do have that. I have the Mark Jacobs tote. That's what I bring to work like every day.

But that's not really a tote bag. That's like a bag bag. I know. My bag is like my work bag. That's my work bag. We're talking canvas tote. Like this, there's too much structure to the Mark Jacobs' size.

It's nice. I'm not taking to the farmer's market. That would be so embarrassing. All that structure. Too much structure for the farmers market. It needs to be a little more casual and floppy. So I take the heroin one that you bought me, but two things about it, it's big. It does not have any type of structure at the bottom. And it feels a little weird to bring like a corporate company's bag to the farmer's market.

I like my air one one. We got him as gifts. Well, I did at least. But you got, you gave me one also as a gift. For Christmas, yes. So we got him gifted. The pocket's good. Good pocket on the front. There's a good pocket on the front. My wallet, my keys, my phone. Yep. All right, well, that's Tj's Toadgate. So, you know, congrats if you nailed one of these.

And RIP to the Pope and steer clear of J.D. Vance. And hoping you guys don't get dumped on the Jumbotron this summer. And that's our snack. Oh, that was cute. You guys can find us at Girls Gotta Eat.com. Girls Got to Eat Podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess. Rain is rana.org.

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