Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Short Kings, Unhinged Morning Routines, and NYC Influencers

Episode Date: March 27, 2025

Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we're talking about: Short King Spring is still a thing Bernie Sanders' Fighting Oligarchy Tour The drama behind "All NYC influencers are boring" Ashton Hall's wild morning routine and Saratoga Water's response Recapping that wild White Lotus episode Quick Headlines (Pedro and Jen, Wolf of Wall Street on Disney+, The Golden Bachelor in Paradise) Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Booking.com: Win $1,000 of Booking.com travel credit by entering their sweepstakes on Instagram @bookingcom. FX's Dying for Sex: Stream all episodes on Hulu starting on April 4. Cymbiotika: Get 20% and free shipping at https://cymbiotika.com/girlsgottaeat. Betterhelp: Get 10% off your first month at https://betterhelp.com/gge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Welcome to The Snack, a lighter serving of Girls Got to Eat. This is a dear media production. Enjoy. Hi, guys. Hi, guys. Welcome back to The Snack. I forgot where I was. Coming to you from New York.

From the East Village. Are you in Taiwan? Taiwan. You want to record in Taiwan? Happy birthday, Cindy Heseltine. My mom's birthday. Today are Aries Queen. The 27th, well, the day that this drops will be her birthday.

Just want to shout around. out. And then I have a celebrity thing just to tell you right out right off the top. So, well, you can also talk about who you saw on your plane. Okay. But we always, when you fly back and forth from New York and L.A., a lot of, you know, a lot of celebs live in both places. Yeah, it's a lot of, we always see somebody. It'll just be like an S&L cast member or some, Angela Bassett, but we were also with her at Jomba Juice. If you know, you know. I saw someone who, this is, I think, the fifth time I've seen her. Can you guess? At this point, at this point, point she's stalking me. I see her in my head and I don't remember who it is. Okay, you

tell me. Connie Britton. Again. Also, we saw her that DNC thing. No, Raina, at this point, it's been, I think it's been three flights. It might be two. One time it's salty girl. And at the Biden event. Yes. I see her all the time. Do you think that's the celebrity you've seen the most? Yes. Five times? Five times. Okay. Who else would it be? I don't know. David Tell is the one that he's a comedian. He's the one that I've seen the most. Yeah, but comedians, I feel like don't count because you're at the clubs. No, no, not at the, I don't mean at the club where he works. I'm not like, it's crazy. I keep seeing him in his job. No, I saw him in like bed, bath and beyond. I've got seen him like in these streets. Oh, right. Oh, and then second is, I'm going to get it right this,

Theo James. Okay. He lives in my neighborhood. Okay. What a flex. No, but I, she walked by me, she was wearing a mask. Maybe she was feeling under the weather. Uh-huh. And I'm like, Connie again? She just say what's up. I wanted to say what's up when we saw her at the Joe Biden event, and then I just forgot. Anyway, I just had to tell you. And then you were with Josh Brolin? He is, I don't know that people immediately know who that is, but he's in a lot of movies. He's in No Country for Old Men, Men in Black, True Grit, Milk.

I mean, he's in a ton of stuff. He's so sexy. He used to be married to Diane Lane, and I did see him a couple years ago when him Diane were married. And they broke up, and he married, I think, his assistant. I mean, almost eight or nine years ago, a long time. I see this guy. He's, like, kind of tall salt and pepper hair.

He's wearing it's, like, trucker hat. He's sexy. I'm like, I think that's George Brolin. Like, older vibes. He's 507. Okay. He's salt and pepper hair. He's very sexy.

I can't stress it enough. And he kept, like, fidgeting with the person in the seat next to him and, like, getting up and doing stuff for them. I'm like, who fuck is in the seat? Because it's not adult because their head was not above the thing. I realize he used with, like, a four-year-old. Okay. And I don't know if that's his kid or something. It was very cute.

God, I kept staring at him. He probably was like texting somebody like seat 8A is making it weird. I know Connie was like this bitch and 4A. Also, you know, I don't never know how tall anybody is. I was like, actually, he's so tall. And we're going to talk about heights today. So I looked him up. He's 5'10.

I thought he was really tall. That's your type. Okay. We'll talk about it. We'll talk about it. That brings us to our partners. Thanks to FX's Dying for Sex. You can stream all episodes on Hulu starting on April 4th.

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It has. Two years maybe? When do you feel like a short zipper king was years ago? Shorter King. You're right. Short zipper king, which is a girl's got to eat deep cut. We don't have time to explain it if you know, you know, but it was probably 20. It was 2020.

It was in Austin. In September, that time we went to Austin, it was like 500 degrees out. Yeah. So 22. Yeah. So I think maybe Short King Spring kind of started in 2022, 2024, big year, because that's when Duncan renamed their like short coffee, the short king or something. Like Dunkin' Donuts has always played into this.

But we wanted to still, it's still a thing. Every spring it's around and we want to lift them up, literally. We want to give them a stepping stool into the world. We really want to lift them up. You don't even know what you were saying. I'm funny, I'm not trying to be. What is Nikki? Glazer from the Tom Brady roast.

She said to, about Kevin Hart. She said, let's keep this Kevin Hart. And by that I mean short. I also thought she said you got to hand it to him because he can't reach it. Oh, that's funny. Okay, so this came across our desk in an email some niche local news, which if you guys have funny niche local news, send it our way, stories at girls got to eat.com, whatever you want the subject line to be, but say like it's for the snack. But this is a short King's Spring celebration of sorts. So this listener, she's from Lubbock, Texas, and I hope I'm saying it right, but she sent us the fire department there and their Facebook page.

And I guess their fire department is full of short kings. And so their post on March 20th, it's officially Short King Spring and our short kings are standing tall. Well, kind of. In their commitment to keeping Lubbock safe, remember, it's not about the height. It's about the fight. And these petite princes are ready to roll. And then they didn't give a legal disclaimer. As an equal opportunity employer, we did not discriminate based on height.

They just want you to know they're not trying to find short people. Short people just find them because there's ladders there, you know? And that's what it says, like, want to join the team? Apply now at Lubbock Fire Rescue.com. The pictures are really the highlight here. So please watch this on YouTube. They show a photo of one of the firefighters. Like, he's like kind of reaching into a house, probably to put out the fire, but he's like standing on a chair.

The pictures they used are there was another firefighter standing on a bucket. That gets pretty insane. And we just thought this was so funny. Like this fire department was, I mean, who hurt them? It's weird because I think of Texas is a place that has like the biggest men in the country. Yeah. Not this fire department. And they show a picture of the chief of the fire department.

We would be crazy if we forgot our quote unquote biggest short king, our police chief. For reference, we did add some schematic, blah, blah. You can read the comment section of this Facebook page. They call these people fun-sized kings. I just love it's not about the height. It's about the fight. That has to be just the war cry for all short kings. It's not about that.

It's about the fight. Someone wrote, when is the short king calendar dropping? This is who gets sent into attics and other tight spaces. And then this one, I went deep in the comments and found this one that really stood out to me. I had a crush on a wannabe firefighter in high school that was not tall. And my dad called him ladder four foot nine.

That is so much. my dad. That would have my dad. I want to debunk this. So I like to play this game when I've like long flights usually where I write on my Instagram like just tell me a secret. People tell me, y'all tell me the craziest stuff I've ever seen in my life. But one of the people said, I'm dating this guy. He's a short king. We haven't had sex yet. I'm scared. I'm scared of like him having a small penis. And I just want to debunk height has absolutely nothing to do with it. Yeah. Nothing. I've dated tons of tall guys, small penises. That is jarring when they take their clothes off and proportionally wild.

Tall skinny guys are usually slang in. They're usually slang in the D. Let me just say. No, but it's funny that someone said that because I feel like notoriously, everybody knows those short kings with those big dicks. But it's also hard to tell because it isn't an illusion because their size, but it's going to look good. It will look amazing. You'll know when you feel it, then you'll know. But looks wise.

I mean, that's a thing with a huge dude. I've said this quote before, but I saw some quote, and I think it was some football player and he was like, I have a pretty good dick. but against my body, it looks like Mona Lisa in the Hoover Dam. It just doesn't stick out. Yes. Something like that. So I feel bad for tall guys. Because, I mean, to have a proportionally size big, wide and tall.

I feel like. Yes. And this isn't just because I'm engaged with a tall thin man. But I feel like when the penis really gets lost, it's because they're wide and long. When the penis gets lost. So that guy that I fucked recently, there was just like a huge, like, Hulkomania of a man. Like, it was sad. But I think that's like when you have either someone that's short and compact or narrow, the dick really states out.

So if you, if what you're into is looking at it, I can't recommend short guys enough. Okay. So we want to name some of our favorite short kings. Okay. I tried to pick a couple creative ones and then I have the same ones that everybody out. I mean, of course, your brother. Zach Ephron, my brother. Okay, at first I said that to you yesterday and no one laughs and I was like, did I take it too far? Because it's White Lotus Week and we can't be calling her brother's hot.

You know? No. Stop. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. Guys, don't worry. We are going to talk about White Lotus. She's like, I feel like I'm too triggered this week to like call my brother hot.

Yeah, that's true. No, I just am laughing because I'm thinking about when we did the Chicago Theater first time. First time we sold all the Chicago Theater. One of two. times. And what I say, I said, like, we have some royalty in the house. Rainco's brother was a short king. It was like the right when short king started. And you, like, lost it at royalty. It was amazing. Arlen probably wasn't listening. He probably drunk somewhere up in the rafters. Okay. But, yeah, obviously my brother,

Zach Ephron, Jeremy Allen White, my king of short king. Is Zach Efron short? Zach Everon short. I've met him. He's short. Really? Yeah, I met him. Even though he was with Nicole Kidman in that movie? He is pretty short. I can tell you that. his exact height, but he, I think he's 5-7 or 5-8. Okay. I met him at working at the same restaurant where I first met Josh Brolin. Jeremy Allen White, my king of all kings.

Riz Ahmed. Yeah. Short King, so hot. And Dave Franco. Love it. Yeah. Luigi. Luigi.

How tall is Luigi? Actual Luigi or Dave Franco? Actual Luigi. Luigi's giving six feet energy at least. Luigi Mandione. Huge Mangeone. Huge dick energy. I don't know.

I miss Luigi. I've even talked about him a while. I hope he's doing okay. Luigi and Mudang. You know, I know. It says Luigi-Mani Gioni is 5'7. No way. That can't be right.

No, no, no, no. That can't be right. It's on Reddit, so I don't believe it. But he might be like 5-10. His IMDB page is 5'10. T510? I mean, I don't think of a 5-10 as a short king. Absolutely not.

What would you say, 5-8 and below? And below. Yes. The Times of India says he's 5-11. That feels right. No, I think he's like 5-11 or 6 feet. Most things report 5-10 or 5-11. Shocker, Reddit.

Five, seven. Okay, so I just have a couple. I mean, obviously, Rainier's brother. And Benny Blanco. Totally. So I feel like he's the short king of the moment. And on that note, him and Selena Gomez just put on an album, which I love. With his short queen.

With his short queen. I love the album. I've only really listened to it once all the way through. I've always been a fan of Selena Gomez's music. And I love what they're doing. I really want them to work out. Oh, my God, yes. I know, but, you know, you see some celebrity couple,

burn really bright and, you know, they seem like they're so obsessed with each other and then it doesn't work out. And so I just, I would love to see that like lovey-dovey, obsessed type couple make it in the long run. I mean, Ashley and I are obsessed with these types of couples. I just, I like these couples that just like stand each other so hard. Huh? No. I just, I love to see a hot girl give an ugly guy a chance and that's really what this world needs is more men getting more chances from women that are better than that. That's the whole south. Yeah.

And I guess he plucked his eyebrows. I saw that. His whole unibrow and people were saying change his whole face. But he did it, right? And she was just watching. I think she was watching. Because I get so mad if my fiancé doesn't let me pluck his unibrow. Like, that's my job.

I live for it. Oh, really? I love it. I'm not like a pimple popper. You know that, you know I don't like, but I love to pluck his eyebrows. Do you use a tinkle or do you use a tweezers? No, like tweezers. You use real tweezers.

Yeah. Okay. I'm watching it and he is doing it. himself, she's watching. Yeah, there's like some video. I saw the headline and people were like, oh, he's glowing up now that he's like got a woman in his life. But yeah, his eyebrows needed some taming. And then

I have a kind of a new political crush. Who's that? Greg Cesar. So House representative in Texas. I've been loving his vibes lately and that will lead us into our next conversation. But he's giving short king. I couldn't find for sure. Oh, I knew that you were

into this guy. I love him. You sent me photos to him before. He's sexy. Yeah, he's really pushing back against the administration. He's not scared to stand up for what's right and push back against Trump. Elon Musk. He's like some of his clips of gone viral. But he's a newer name. I feel like in the zeitgeist. Like people obviously in Texas know him. Strong head of hair. Strong beard. He's so cute. He just looks adorable. But if you scroll, are you scrolling his Instagram? No, I'm just scrolling Google. Well, if you see pictures of him, doesn't he look like he's on the shorter side? He's giving short a little bit. And you don't see it that often short politicians. Like,

I just don't think that like I think tall leads to thinking you should be in charge. Right. You know, I have a lot of tall politicians out there. Not a lot of short politicians. So that kind of brings us into what we want to talk about. And this is truly everything I'm living for these days. And this is Bernie Sanders tour. Bernie Sanders is on the fighting oligarchy tour, sweeping the nation.

I mean, I've been on this since I saw his first tour poster. Like, I was like, he's going on the fucking road. I mean, I just have never seen a politician put up. like a comedy tour poster. I mean, I know. I really want to talk about why this is unprecedented in a lot of ways. But I will say, I don't know if you knew this, Bernie Sanders is the first political rally I ever went to in Atlanta. I was like, I really feel like this is a genuine person who's in politics for the right reasons. And I really kind of bought in. And I mean, we'll put the picture up on the screen. Like I really was like, this was my first really foray into, I don't know, I guess being so involved.

Okay. But yeah. So talk to me about. why I know these are extremely well attended. I mean, up to 30,000 people. Yeah. So like, talk to me about why this is so unprecedented for a politician. Yeah. Like 34,000 people came out in Denver, about 20,000 in Arizona. And he's bringing out people like AOC. And she's been like the biggest name, obviously. And Greg Sezar and like some different people or whatever. But I just think it's so unprecedented to see a senator, a person in Congress, a formal presidential candidate do a tour in opposition to the president. president. Like he's not running, these aren't rallies. Right. Yeah. Like he is, these aren't political protests like the women's march. Like these are organized from a politician who's not running for president as far as we know purely because he knows we need a revolution and who else is going to fucking do it. I mean, this man is 83. He is doing the most for anybody in his age. I think he's like, I guess I'll fucking do it. No one else is doing it. You know, like he's truly the goat. I just think he's the realist. And I get emotional talking about him and, you know, watching clips and AOC too,

because I'm like, I do think there are some people in politics who truly care. And I mean, Bernie is always, his messaging is like never change. You know, he is just like, we need health care and tax the billionaires and we need to raise the minimum wage. I mean, I sometimes think about the federal minimum wage and I like can't wrap my head around it. Like, it has not changed since 2009. It's 725. Obviously, state by state is different. California is one of the higher ones, like $16 or something like that as of like this year. Like can you believe that? No.

Like it's, he's so like how are people supposed to live? You know, like I feel so much of his messaging in my soul of like there are so many things wrong with the way people live and aren't able to live in this country. And it's just like that's not that radical, you know, like this shouldn't be that that radical of a message. And, you know, I know people say he's a socialist. I mean, he's a democratic socialist. He is an independent.

And I just love watching this happen. I think that, you know, I don't want to get false hope about it. But I do think we are watching a revolution happen in real time. And I do think that he can inspire other leaders to take this kind of action, get in front of people, don't hold back on social media. I mean, he's not holding back. He's directly attacking Trump. You know, he's mentioning the numbers at the rallies. You know, like he's not holding back and he's not backing down.

And I just think that's like really what we need to see. And it just really warms my heart and it gives me hope. Is the tour still happening? Yeah. I mean, so it looks like they announce only like a few cities at a time. I don't know. I feel safer to me, honestly, then. Yeah, that was kind of what I was wondering.

Like, because I saw a few, I'm like, oh, it's only the first tour post door I saw. It was only a few cities. And they're going into like red areas. Yeah. You know? Well, I think it's nice that somebody is giving hope to this mess that we're living in. Yeah. I mean, I think I love what he's doing. I love what AOC's doing. I mean, I wish Pete Buttigieg would run for president. I don't know if America's ready and I just don't think that he is, but he's somebody that I think is a great leader. Jasmine Crockett has just been unfiltered and she is just on one and I love to see it. And I just really like to see what they're doing and just seeing all those thousands and thousands of people with so much passion and that really want to push back on this is inspiring. And I saw this tweet or maybe it was a

a thread and it said Bernie and AOC picked up where the ARAs tour left off. Like, I love that because it really is just like, this is the only tour I care about and my own tour, but I just, I really love to see it. And Bionthe when she starts her tour. So we just wanted to, you know, talk about that. Yeah. Well, one other kind of crazy political thing just dropped. So a writer for the Atlantic, his name is Jeffrey Goldberg wrote this article for the Atlantic and the title is, the Trump administration accidentally texted me its war plans. And that sounds ridiculous, but it sounds like the onion. Exactly as it is. Yeah.

So U.S. national security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn't think it could be real. And then the bombs started falling. So he basically said a couple hours prior to this happening in Yemen, he was accidentally looped in. Literally how. Like they met someone else that has his name. Like this is so terrifying. Like things like this just prove just how vulnerable we are.

You know, I'm scared for our. country on on so many different levels, but it's so embarrassing. So Pete Hegssef, he's the Secretary of Defense. He accidentally looped this reporter in. My favorite take is in Pete's defense, he was drunk. Probably. Probably. Yeah.

It's really shocking that this could happen. The emojis. Insane. Like who was it that wrote the fist emoji, the flame emoji? Like, I'm mortified. It seems like a joke that this. could, like, possibly. It seemed like an onion article, like you said. We're so embarrassing. Like, the levels of like pure incompetence are one thing, the like blatant corruption and this

like complete lack of decency with this administration. But above all, like, we are so embarrassing. We are. And I think about this all the time. If this, if this would have happened on the other side of the point, I mean, it would have been the end of the goddamn world. And now it's just like, well, you know, the Trump administration's going to Trump. Well, that's but her emails. So Hillary Clinton entered the chat. Hillary Clinton weighed in. What'd you write?

So she reposted, I guess, was it a tweet or maybe it was... She reposted the article. Yeah, she reposted the article of the Trump administration accidentally texted me its war plans and wrote with the eyes emoji. You have got to be kidding me. That's all that needs to be said, truly. I mean, Pete Buttigieg, like, weighed in on it. He did a... you guys can go watch his reel about it and like just how serious it is.

Like also you shouldn't be discussing this classified information in this little group chat. It's really sick. It's really scary. But you're just like you can't make this shit up, you know? And I remember like when Hillary was running. And I remember being out with these girls and they were like, so you really think it's okay that she used this like email server? And I was like, what? What?

Yeah, I don't care. That's the main sticking point. Like literally people were like, her emails. Like it was crazy. No, it's crazy. While she's running against Donald Trump, like, it was just nuts to me. Remember being like, that's, that's all you got? It is a really crazy thing to have built a whole, like, slander campaign against somebody for. Yeah, that's all they had. People didn't like Hillary for other reasons, but I'm just saying that was like such a thing. And like, those people are real quiet now. I just can't believe this. I mean, it is, it's wild.

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There's billboards up all over L.A., which has been, like, fun to see. So, yeah, can't wait. So a story that started last week, and it is just kind of continuing to grow. You can look up an article on Vulture, even quote unquote, boring NYC influencers caused discourse. And this came from a girl named Martini Feeney. She was a girl that had like 900 followers on TikTok.

She posted this thing. And basically she just says, like, I'm so bored by New York City influencers. All right, guys, I'm just going to say it. I hate all of the New York influencers. I think that they're boring as fuck. They're all kind of the same. It's all the same content. It's all the same, like, get ready with me content.

All the same, like, blonde, skinny girl wearing the same clothes. Like, nothing's, like, new and different. Yes, macho latte, Pilates, same set, you know. And we'll talk about whether I follow these people or not. But she posts this rather innoxious thing on TikTok. and doesn't have that many followers. And it explodes. And all of these that New York City influencers

start getting involved in the comments section. And some of them are being a little sensy. It's like if you don't think this is about you, it's not about you. She didn't name anybody. She named no one. It was, I mean, I guess if you know, you know, sort of. But like, I, it felt pretty vague.

She doesn't name a single person. It felt like it could describe you or not. I don't know. I mean, we all know this content. I don't follow any of it. I get served it all the time. It is this very specific, like, trope of New York City influence girls. It's all, like, used to blonde white women and their little fashion outfits.

Yeah. It's the same routine. Their apartments all look the same. They all eat the same thing for breakfast. They have this, I guess, somewhat covetable life by some people. And people really just jumped in on this and started parading the video. And this took off in a way that I think she never really expected. I mean, millions and millions of views.

Well, the way that it blew up is because one of these influencers, is it acquired style, stitched it. Like, I mean, so obviously took it personally, thought it was about her, and then stitched it, and that's what made it blow up, which if that was her intention, great, but if that was not,

this didn't do what you think of, you had to know. Yeah. Like, it's so crazy to draw attention to something that's critiquing you unless you really are like, I don't know, like, I would never do that. Like if someone made some video that I was like, I think that's about me.

Like, I don't know. That's like that kind of hurts my feelings or I'm taking this personally. Like I wouldn't, I don't know. Like I wouldn't put it on my feed. I'd be like I hope no one sees that. No, absolutely not. And also, if you don't think this applies to you, if you don't think you're boring, if you think the content you're making is great, then good for you.

We talk about all these podcasters that are out there every hour another podcast. Right. That's so funny because it's like she's over here saying New York City influencers are boring and you took it personally which means you resonate with being boring. Like if you're like, that's not me. I'm exciting and I'm different and I'm a trendsetter, then you can be like, that's not even about me. Yeah. But instead, like someone really, I don't, that's the funniest part to me is this wouldn't have done numbers at all. If someone else didn't like platform it. Yes. All these girls getting a little sensy. Yeah. And it's just, it's not content that I gravitate towards. You know, I thought about this. lot, especially during COVID in 2020, I unfollowed a lot of these like fashion girlies. It didn't make me feel good about myself. And then again, during the fires in L.A., I was just having like

a rough time in general. And I started a new TikTok account and I only followed accounts that make me really happy. And the stuff that I follow is food, it's comedy, it's travel, it's a lot of art, it's home design. And it's only people that just make me smile and laugh. This is not the kind of content that I prefer to follow, even though I am like these girlies. I am just a boring, blonde white girl and I wake up in the morning. I drink a lot of the same stuff they drink and I like to do a lot of the same stuff. I don't make this content. But it's just, it's not, it's not for me. I don't care about it. Well, but I just, I like a lot of people have pushed back on like, this is your following, sis. You know, you don't, you're not following any really like people of

color or like any artsy people in different neighborhoods of Newark. And again, like, I don't know. I, I'm not even trying to attack this girl that made this video because I think she was just like saying a thing. She didn't really know what was going to. to do this. I don't think she's trying to be an influencer herself. I don't think that was the point. People are like, oh, she's drinking a blank street coffee. She's basic too. It's like, I don't think she was saying she wasn't. I don't know. I think she was just stating her opinion, but then she did get kind of snarky with it. She kind of doubled down. Like, I don't really know. I don't think people really find her to be that likable, whatever. So maybe she's an easy target. But that's not really,

my goal is not necessarily in attacking her. But anyone who feels bored on the internet, how? I'd love to be bored on the internet. If you are bored by your feed, are you following anybody that's reported on the news or White Lotus or pop culture or any of the like how I don't know who these women are. And that's not, I'm not trying to be like a, oh, I'm so different. Like pick me. I truly couldn't name one of these boring New York City influencers. I don't follow them. Also like, I don't know, let them live, let them get their bag. Like, I don't know. This is about who you follow. We say it all the time. When you unfollow people, they really do cease to exist. I mean, there's some people you can't escape because they're like the top level of fame and they're everywhere. But

these people truly, they wouldn't, they wouldn't be in your orbit if you just unfollowed them. I mean, I was looking through the article and they highlight a bunch of different influencers that commented, made content about this. I'd never heard of any of them. Never heard. I know. It's not content that I follow. And for a number of reasons, a lot of these girls are much younger than me. Yeah. I don't relate to it. I also just want different. stuff in my feed. I don't need to watch other people go live this, like, fabulous life. To me, that's not interesting content. Just like, look at this trip I've been on. Look at this influencer gift I got. Look at this vacation that was for free. That's the kind of content you

like gradually. And if you find that a lifestyle that you aspire to, I mean, it sounds like a great life. So follow that, but it's not my feed. Yeah, your following is a reflection of you. And I guess I've never been to talk because we talked about my following a couple weeks ago. It's just like, but it's like Wawa and like, like, dogs. And like those. That's my whole personality. Yeah. But I guess I see her point in a way that, again, I can't speak on it with a lot of authority because that's not my following.

But if that's really kind of, there's a truth to that, which I can understand, I am thinking of kind of the influencers and the fashion girlies of our yesterday year, you know, before the word even really came around. And those are, I think, people like man repeller. And she was so different and unique and, like, truly. trend setting. Like, influencer should mean, like, trend set or not trend follower. So, again, you can be any type of influencer.

We'll talk about wellness influencers after this. But fashion should feel, like, fresh and different. And, like, I've never seen that before. Like, a true fashionista, all these old words, trend setter. Like, that should feel, like, not the same outfit that every other girl is wearing. I mean, it just should. And I know that those people exist as well. again, that's kind of like other people's point of like you're not looking in the right places.

Maybe you should try to like elevate other voices. Like maybe you should try to follow people besides the same white girl, you know. But I think there's probably some truth in it that we've just lost some of that uniqueness and authenticity. Yeah, that type of content I think like does it make me laugh? No. Does it teach me anything? No. Does it make my day any better?

No. And everything I follow, I want to like learn something or laugh or see the world on a different way. or see something designed in a different way. And if it's not the case, then I'm not following that shit. Yeah. Okay. So speaking of influencers, this is what is going viral this week. Speaking of getting ready with me video.

Speaking of get ready with me. The ultimate get ready with the morning routine to end all morning routines. And this was a trainer named Ashton Hall. He's this man. He lives in Miami. And he makes a lot of content, but he made a morning routine video that went so viral. So I have the numbers for you. right now this morning, 100 million views on TikTok, 100 million.

It's even more. And 675 million views on X. I looked at last. It was like over 700. Like then combined with Instagram, like he's coming up to a billion views. So a billion. So he posted this video what? He starts at 3 o'clock in the morning and it goes all the way until like 930.

And it's step by step every single thing that he does from the moment he wakes. up and takes off that insane mouth tape. No, he wakes up a three. He untapes his mouth. He brushes his teeth. He rinses with Saratoga water. He does push-ups next to a Saratoga water bottle. He cold plunges his face into Saratoga ice water.

He watches church on his phone. He works out. He swims. He dives into the pool. He journals. Yeah. There's three separate workout routines in this video. And then this is like three outfit changes.

There's this part where he has a banana. When he wipes the peel on his face, I laughed out loud. Was that a joke? No, I used to do that. I remember hearing about so many years ago. Like calcium on your face? I don't even remember what it was. I used to be a beauty blogger.

You know, I would do some weird stuff. Like, I remember wiping banana pills on my face in like 2010. I was the original. Listen, I want to apply to any man that has a morning skincare routine because I'm not dogging it, you know? How far is too far comes up for me a little bit? But like, listen, I'm not going to dog a man that like takes care of their skin in any way. This was insane. This was unhinged.

And like, also it's just I can't stop watching it because it's so crazy. It feels like a joke, right? It feels like a parody. I think that's what it is. Do you do? No, I think that's why it's so popular and has gone so viral is because you were like, this can't be serious. I mean, he has a ton of followers prior to this, by the way.

He's millions of followers even before this. He's like a real like trainer, wellness, influencer type person. So people who followed him saw it and knew it was real. But the new people who didn't know this man existed are like, that has to be a sketch. So much is about this Saratoga water. You think they were a brand partner. So he said that they weren't, but Saratoga has really cashed in on this. Their stock price went up.

People are, like, flooding their Instagram page and buying. Saratoga, I love the water. Beautiful blue bottles. I've been drinking it for years. It's so expensive. I'm an aquapona girlie, but like I didn't know how just how expensive it was. I was looking at prices. It's like $5, $6 a bottle.

Yeah, when you buy it in bulk even. Yeah, it's really expensive. When I worked at a Danny Meyer restaurant, we served it to guess. It was just like this really expensive, high touch. I stayed at this hotel in Boston. like just one, like for like an overnight trip. And it was a five-star hotel. It was one of the more expensive hotels in Boston.

I actually didn't really think it deserved that rating based on some other things in the hotel. But there was Saratoga water everywhere. It was in the rooms. It was in the gym. We were just like going to the gym to get more. Like it was everywhere. I'm like how, now I realize that that's why five-star. It's so expensive.

Well, it's such a flex. This guy, I mean, a six-hour morning workout routine is also, that guy wore four outfits in that video. He changes so many times. Three separate workouts in that. Somebody serves him breakfast during it. The timestamps are very funny because he timestamped himself like jumping and then hitting the pool and there's two minute time stamp in between it. Oh, I didn't. People were talking about the dive.

The dive. Like people are picking this apart in every way. Oh, yeah. So he like journals, but he only journals for like 10 minutes, but he watches church for an hour. But he also like when he speaks for the first time, it is a little bit of a jump scare. Like I feel like he's going so hard. it's so intense, it's so aggressive. And the first time he speaks, you're like, it's got to be Samuel L. Jackson.

Like, and it's not. It's like a little higher pitch. Like, I wouldn't say he's a high voice, but like his voice is not that, like, the register is on the higher end. He's like, he spoke. I was like, oh, my goodness. Like, and I just have to say, I've been plunging my face into cold water for, for years now.

So I do feel like I'm like, I love it. I, it does like really like wake your face up. Yeah. But, yeah, like Raina said, like Saratoga Water has blown up in terms of sales, stock, Google searches, all of that. And so many people have jumped on this. And Saratoga's posting about it. But I was reading an article that was like they should be doing a little bit more.

Like, are they going to partner with him? I would. I mean, why would they at this point? They like got their bag for free. That's true. You know? And then I love what the NFL teams have done. So we can link this article.

But all these NFL teams have kind of jumped on the bandwagon and kind of like made fun of it. So Detroit Lions wrote, happy Monday, time to lock in. And it's just a picture of him with his face. in like a bucket of water. Las Vegas Raiders posted something that says lunchtime and it's an ice water bowl and bananas. The New England Patriots wrote 744 hours till draft time, time to lock in.

Same thing of him like plunging his face in. Elena Falcons rise up and grind and they have bananas next to a laptop. This guy is their poster child. The Buffalo Bills. Did you see the Miami Dolphins? No. Morning dive.

Like every NFL team is capitalizing this. I just think it's so funny. And then people have really dug into him, which is not great for anybody. So people have dug into him and have found a few things, one that he may be getting evicted. I saw that. So he's had this ongoing leasing dispute. He's too busy working out for six hours every morning to work. So people are saying he doesn't pay his rent. I did see a few things. They were like, I used to work for him. He's like really cheap. He sucks, whatever. But I mean, that's just hearsay. And then also probably the main thing is People found out he's 5-5.

I did not see this. He's a short king. Short King Spring. You can't tell. He's the king of Short King Spring. You can't five. You can't tell. I could tell he was short.

I never know I never know how tall anybody is. He was so compact. I guess I didn't. It's hard for me to like, he's just in a space so I don't have a lot to compare him to. The door frame, I guess. Someone said the car when he gets in the car. You could tell him like to all he's next to the car. This episode is brought to you by Shore King.

My theory is that no women have a morning routine like this. I've never heard anything like it. Every time I get served with some video of some terrible man talking about a four-hour routine, it's not one woman on earth is doing this. That was my hypothesis. So we posted on our story, what's the craziest part of your morning routine? And most of our followers are women. We did get some funny stuff, like pooping while I braid my toddler's hair.

So women are multitasking. Women are just multitasking on multitasking. I feed my balcony squirrel. So she goes outside of feed the squirrel. I dumped my pee bucket. She's nine months pregnant. The toilet's downstairs. Peeing in a bucket.

She does not deserve that. A pregnant woman, she's to pee in a bucket next to her bed. Just sleep downstairs. Make your man build you a bathroom upstairs. He's like, you get the bucket. I'm so scarred by that. Somebody wrote, I eat candy at 5.30 am. Is it pre-jim snack?

Okay. I'm a Snickers bar. It's been proven to just like really be a good pre-workout. Screaming to my towel after I shower. Okay. Yeah, I mean, of course, there are other side of the coin with women is, you know, you wake up and, like, journaling and meditation and lemon water and different things. I mean, there are women out there that have these types of routines. Oh, yeah, it just doesn't last six hours.

I have a morning routine. That's a daytime routine at that point. I like, well, I don't journal, but I journal my to-do list, which is very meditative. I have my coffee. I stretch. I do all my things. My morning routine is 30 minutes. Okay.

Sending at least one nude every morning. I love that. Uh-huh. Taking out my fake teeth. It's just two at the back of my mouth, not visible, but it's weird and comical. Walking three miles every single day with my weighted vest without hesitation. Am I insane? Maybe.

That's, I'm good for you. A jazz cigarette with a coffee. What's a jazz cigarette? Are you just like listening to jazz? Smoking. That sounds relaxing. Smacking my hubby's ass prior to getting up the other day I hit his ball sack by accident. A little ball tap in the morning.

A lot of cute stuff with your pets. Somebody said I'll never forget Jason Tardick takes a bath. every morning. Did he say that in our episode? I don't remember. A morning bath. Well, morning bath is the original. Is this weird? Totally. You've been listening since the beginning. This girl wrote in and she was like, this guy's taking a morning bath. He's just like has a half chub sitting in the bath while I do my eyeliner. Is this weird? Yeah. A morning bath. What kind of time do you have? Like I can't. I mean, I'm not a bath person also. So I guess like if you really are, that's going to be luxurious. I have the time, I guess. It makes me feel anxious to slow down like that in the morning. I like to be like building

towards my day. Right. That's the end of the day thing. End of the day. That's a wind down thing. This girl hits her bong in the morning. A lot of like hyping up my dog, red light masks, a lot of multitasking. So I started doing red light in the morning after we had Dr. Barrett on. Yeah, you told me that. Yeah. So I used to do it as part of my nighttime routine. But now I wake up. I do spray like fresh water. I buy it. It's like a vene natural spring water. I spray my face with it. And then I do my red light and then I do my face oil. That's nice. Yeah. What kind of oil are you using these days? Oliva. Osea? Okay. Yeah. I've been using Osea body oil. Oh, the And I'm like that. Yes. It makes you so slippery. I have been taking two showers a day. And I usually don't shower ever. I don't ever want to shower. But I really, I've been cold a lot lately and I've just been really enjoying it. I've also been. I've also been like hopping. boxing my bathroom, which I told you the other day. I go in there, turn off all the lights. I light some candles, and then I smoke weed, and then I shower until I sort of feel like

I'm going to faint a little bit. That's your morning routine. That's my evening routine. Well, thank you guys for sharing your morning routine with us. I mean, we just, you know, best of luck to that guy with the Saratoga sponsorship, paying his rent, you know, doing his thing. Yeah. I think he inspired a lot of men. Women are like, who has the time? Okay, we are going to talk about our other partners and get back into it. I am telling you guys about symbiotica. This should be part of your morning routine. If you want to put something healthy into your body first thing in the morning,

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I felt weird even asking my brother if he watched it. You asked her brother. We talk about White Lotus every week. Oh, wow. You said it last week, but I can't stop thinking about how just everyone watches this show and they watch it Sunday night. It is appointment TV. Like, we haven't had this. We don't have this a lot anymore.

No, we don't. And every general friend of mine was like, my parents came over this morning and they talked about it. And I was like, did you acknowledge it? And she was like, no, we didn't acknowledge it. It's like, just thinking about my parents watching that. is so crazy. So if you didn't watch it, what are you doing with your life?

Everybody watches it. If you don't watch White Lotus, turn the episode off, it's almost over anyway. But like, we're just going to get right into it. I mean, it's every meme on the internet.

I mean, also Jeremy said to me, can you explain to me last week? He said, can you explain to me the scene? And I knew exactly what he meant. I mean, the lady boy scene from last week. Oh. Like, it's the whole cultural zeit guys.

There's like nothing but this. And they've been teasing this, like, incest storyline for a couple of episodes and doing nothing else in that show. We'll talk about it. But they finally served it up. Like, is Mike White on crack? What?

He is off his rocker. I mean, I love it. Like, can I just tell you, like, the jerk off scene, my fiance had to tell me that it was the brother jerking him off and that we had to rewind it because I didn't even notice it because I wasn't, my mind wasn't going there. I don't think it was. I think in the first. In Patrick Schwarzenegger's memory, he was jerking himself off.

And I think later when you see the younger brother, remember it, he's jerking off the brother. Okay. Okay. Regardless, even when they did show it, I didn't process it because I wasn't thinking in that way. I was like, oh, he's just was, it's so, I still can't wrap my head around. Like, I just don't feel right ever since. And I think that's because I don't watch a lot of porn. Like, do you think I felt extra.

I think it's because somebody's jerking his brother off. I don't think it's because, like, you're not in the porn world. I watch a lot of porn. You know, a lot of people watch incest porn. I'm saying, like, I think if you watch more porn, some people weren't as affected as me. I feel really still, like, not quite right. Well, it's like one of those things are, like, you're going about your day. You think you're happy.

You just have a flashback for a second. Like, you are Patrick Schwarzenegger. It is hard to say that word with a list. But that face that he makes it. I want to say, he knocked this out of the park. I mean, his acting is unbelievable. We've all had those moments where we wake up and we're like, oh, no. That USA Today called it world-class hangover acting.

Like give him the Emmy for Best Hangover. Create a new category. I felt it in my soul. Like I, again, I've never jerked my brother off. But like we've all woken up in the morning when we did something bad, something we regret. Not quite on that level. Again, there's a spectrum of bad things. And I felt his hangover in my, I had a hangover from his hangover acting.

He looks terrorized by what he has done to himself. But he just, I mean, I wonder how much he had to practice that hangover. Like, it was so awful. So at the end of episode five, you see that the brothers make out. And it's episode six, you see that Lachlan, the younger brother, is having sex with Greg's girlfriend and Patrick Fortunager. Yeah. Can I just tell you what made what I thought of when I watched this? So the younger brother's on top of her having sex.

They're a missionary position. And he is simultaneously giving a hand job. That is crazy upper body strength and coordination. I could never. I know. It's his posture class. He's really been helping him out. How did he do that?

I don't know. I mean, I really, like when I just table the incest thing for a second, imagine you are on top of a person having sex and you got to jerk a person off next to you. And it looked effortless. It did. Do you think there are people out there who got turned on by that and now they're questioning everything? Absolutely. You think there's people that were like, oh, no.

I don't know what I'll look to do about it. I think that people realize they were turned on just by like gay. homosexual interactions in general. Yeah, maybe a little incest porn. The taboo, like, just this is not okay nature of things. That's why the category is so huge. It was a lot. I, but I really, like, the episode was just out of pocket from start to finish.

I mean, like, I love Belinda's character and her storyline. Like, her son walking in the morning after. Like, that was, like, the tamest thing that happened. And even I was like, oh, my God. Like, Lori has fully snapped. I love to see it. I love to see it. Finally.

Jacqueline's like half snapped, but Lori has snapped. She is just poking and prodding. I mean, she's like a pretty cuckoo right now, but it's like a joy to watch. I loved it so much. Like, I know you're not really feeling the show that much. And I mean, I'm sure you'll find some community in it, but like I really, I love it so much. And I feel like we, I think, like, people, we all collectively love it. And everybody wakes up Monday morning waiting for the memes.

And it's just like, episodes three and four were slower. and that's okay, but I feel like they have made up for it in five and six. I mean, they were like, the show is so boring, incest. I mean, I don't think, I mean, I can't, I disagree. I think I don't like the season. It's just, and it's hard to say that because, like, it's still better television than almost anything. It shot so beautifully. The acting is so beautiful.

I think I've just been really bored. I'm not really rooting for anybody. I don't care about any of these people except for Rick's girlfriend. She's the only person I root for if I never saw Rick again on this show. and the storyline about him and the actress's husband. I don't care about it at all. These three women on a trip together, I like the dynamic.

I've been waiting for the dynamic to snap. I've been waiting for, like, Lori, to really go after Jacqueline. I'm finally maybe going to get it. But I just don't think I really like this season that much. And they've given me incest. It didn't really do anything for me, except for, like, just rock me to my core a little.

But, like, I feel like there's almost nowhere to go for a break in this show. It's just like, we're building towards something always, and it's like, when are we going to get it? Greg got a third season? How did Greg get a third season? What is he up to? I don't know. And I don't care.

What's he trying to do with this little party? I don't care at all. And I was like, why did Greg get a third season? Like, why didn't Jennifer Coolidge get a third season? But like, the way they wrapped up last season was so iconic with her. And I think people are like, justice for Jennifer. And that's why Greg is back. But like, I can't believe of all the characters, that guy got a third season.

I don't care what he's like building towards this Lucius Malphoid. Just kill yourself already. Yeah. I disagree. I mean, I love that family dynamic, maybe because I spent a lot of time in the South. Like, I love that this daughter is, like, rejecting her family's values. She wants to, like, wants to go live at this monastery. Like, I love the dad's storyline.

I love this, like, will he won't he? What's he going to do? You know, he's, him talking to the monk was, like, a really pivotal scene. Like, I just loved that. I love Parker Posey. Like, I love the three women. I like the character development of Rick. I feel like we really hated him.

And now we're kind of rooting for him. And, I mean, I don't know. that it's my favorite, but I just think it is really like quality TV. And yeah, like I said, episodes three and four, I was like, eh, but I was like, we're going to get there. And I really do love it. I'm going to continue to watch it. And I actually have some faith that they're going to wrap this up in a really wild way that maybe makes me eat my words, that like it was worth building towards. Well, there's still a shooting, like, which I'm dreading. Like, I had so much anxiety watching the opening scene. But like, what, and what's about to happen?

it. Is it Gary or Greg? Which is a real name? Greg. Gary? Greg slash Gary. Greg slash Gary. Like, I truly don't know what's going to happen. I was with some friends this past weekend and our friend Taylor. She was like a crazy prediction on what's the prediction? She thinks those Russian guys are the shooters. Interesting. She thinks the two Russian friends. I don't know. And she says some other things. I don't know. We were drinking. And like, I was like, that's wild. You know, and like I'm invested in the security guard and Lisa from Black Pink. Like I just. I'm not that storyline. I don't care about that either. I love it. Worst security card that's ever been. It's just because like one job and can't do it. I can't do it. I can't protect the gun. I'm just like what is going to happen here? It does feel like it's those security guards or it's the actresses bodyguards and like gay talk. That's his name right? Yeah. Guy talk. Valentine is the person that like tricked him to leaving that gate open in the very beginning when there was that jewelry store robbery. Oh, well then that's probably why she thinks it's his friends. Yes. Okay. I mean, I just think shit's. about to get even crazier.

Like, I think Mike White took it easy on us for those episodes. He was, like, give him a breather. I mean, I watch it feeling anxious. Yeah, but that's why I feel like there. I have nowhere to go for a break. I just, but I'm anxious for what? So Greg, can have his little party? Like, I just, what am I anxious about?

I don't know. Like, I guess I started becoming really anxious in the first episode about this incest scene, like, what's it going to be? What's this going to build to? And, like, now I'm anxious because, like, Lachlan, he went with his sister to that monastery. And I'm like, is he, like, preying on her now? It's, I just, it makes me feel icky. I just, I miss, like, Sidney

and her friend just kind of, like, bullying that person at the resort a little bit. That was not my favorite season. You know that. I loved it. I love them all, but, like, season two was my, I liked it a lot better than season one. All right, well, you know, see you next week on White Lotus,

you guys. And we're just going to wrap it up with some headlines. What else you need to know? I got really excited about this story. Jennifer Annison and Paige Pascal Spark Romance Rumors with three-hour dinner. At the towel bar. I really shipped them.

Yes. Yeah, then people were saying they're talking about a potential project, but I love it. It's just interesting when stuff like this gets news because like they are major actors having dinner on Hollywood. Like it's not news to me. I know. But three hours. But like maybe their agents were there. Maybe they were talking about like also like in West Hollywood is where like CAA and UTA and all the different agencies are. Like maybe they were just talking about.

Maybe they're just friends. Maybe there's buds. Yeah. I mean I have three hour dinners with people all the time I'm not sleeping with. Yeah. He said they're just friends, obviously, but we're still going to ship it. I ship it. Okay, fans can't stop laughing as the wolf of Wall Street lands on Disney Plus.

How did this get here? Like, I've seen people's tweets of like these 13-year-olds are ready for like a rude awakening. The actual Jordan Belfort tweeted, when you tell your kid, it's time to go to bed and they reply, I'm not fucking leaving. You can thank Disney. The fact that he tweeted out. I love him. I've read his, I take a battle, love him. I've read his book.

and I love the movie. It's one of my favorite movies. But like the themes of this movie, if you have been living under a rock, prostitution, fraud, cheating on your spouse. Yeah, really graphic sex scenes. Yeah. Really, really some bad stuff. So, I guess it's on Disney now. Which is Hulu, right? Disney Plus. I don't know. Well, there's Hulu and then there's Disney. Disney. I don't know. It's for kids. Okay. And speaking of Disney, yes, Snow White is bombing at the box office. I think we should have seen this coming. I don't know how much it's bombing.

I think this Forbes article compared it to like Lion King and other stuff like that. So I don't know. Like it's not doing great and not doing numbers. Well, it's brought in 87 million. So to your point, it brought in a couple dollars. Right. Compared to the biggest grossing movies of all time, you're talking Lion King, 191 million, Beauty and the Beast, 174 million, so on and so forth.

I mean, it's performing above Mufasa and under Dumbo. Yeah. So, you know, we'll see. Okay. And lastly, Bachelor in Paradise, season 10 will feature golden contestants for the first time. So wild. I saw this last night, you know, in the finale, too, a lot of different like twists and turns. But like, honestly, that was like the craziest part to me is that they're doing Bachelor and Paradise and they're bringing some of these seniors on there.

Like, how old are we talking? 50 plus? 60 plus. 60 plus. 50, 60. Yeah. I mean, they haven't confirmed all of them yet. But Gary.

Gary's on it. So the age range. I don't watch Paradise. I just don't. But the age range for the regular Bachelor contestants are like 25 to 33, right? Yeah, that sounds about right. And Bachelor is 60 plus. Yeah, it's like 55 plus.

What is that? Age gaps are hot. Totally. Whatever you want to do. I don't want to see a bunch of the older guys. I don't want to see 60-year-old men praying on 25-year-old women. Which feels like that's what's going to happen, right? I don't know.

It feels like a desperate move. It feels like they were like, what are we going to do? Like, this is what we're getting in place of the Bachelorette. I don't hate it, but I just hope it's not going to, I don't know what it's going to be like. I'm curious why they did this. I don't know. Are they really expecting people from those generations to hook up people that are old enough to be your parents? That feels a little naughty for ABC.

I'm curious who they're going to cast because, like, is it older Bachelor contestants that might be 40? Is Caitlin Bristow on it? Oh. I don't think so. I think Bachelor in Paradise tends to be like the newer. cast members, right? Right. So it would be younger. Younger people. We'll see. Developing story. I can't wait to watch this. All right. That's your headlines for the week. All right, guys, girls got to eat.com. We are Girls Got to Eat podcast on Instagram and TikTok. I am Ash Hess.

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