Girls Gotta Eat - The Snack: Song of the Summer, Obsession, and Dot Cakes
Episode Date: June 4, 2026Welcome back to The Snack – a lighter serving of Girls Gotta Eat. This week, we’re talking about: Noah Kahan’s new album and Netflix documentary Gwyneth Paltrow’s unhinged arugula sugge...stion The viral Dot Cake craze The Songs of the Summer are here...but what's The One? Were Taylor and Travis in Dewey Beach? Rayna reviews the Euphoria finale Ashley reviews the movie Obsession Amanda Batula’s f*ck ass bun Headlines: UFC Fight on the White House lawn, Freedom 250 concert is a bust, One-armed woman dunks on shitty cop, new fish discovery may be a hoax Follow us on Instagram @girlsgottaeatpodcast, Ashley @ashhess, and Rayna @rayna.greenberg. Visit girlsgottaeat.com for more. Thank you to our partners this week: Better Help: Get 10% off at https://betterhelp.com/gge. Rocket Money: Reach your financial goals faster at https://rocketmoney.com/gge. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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This week on the snack, songs of summer, obsession, and arugula drama.
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Hi.
Hi.
I am in my voting sticker.
Oh, I thought you were going to show you.
Your hair, like you popped again today.
It is growing.
I walked 90 seconds to my voting place.
It's across the street.
It just keeps getting easier and easier to vote in California.
Across the street.
Mine's like a 90 second walk.
Everyone, they were so nice.
Just shout a.
to the people that run the poll centers.
I feel like, it's so embarrassed.
I feel like emotional by how nice they are to me.
Oh, I know.
They're there for free, volunteering.
Yeah.
And they're so sweet and kind.
Every time I vote, I just like, every single time.
I get a little choked up about the workers.
No, because this mom and her daughter came in.
Her daughter's first time voting, like, must have just turned 18.
Uh-huh.
And she was like, do you mind if I get a photo of her?
Like, cute.
And they're like, you can get a photo as long as no one else is in the photo.
I was like, I don't want to be in this vote.
photo. You should have been like, I'm a celebrity if you'd like me to do it. Do you get me to pose for it? I heard
that's so funny that I would have heard her say, can we get photos in here? And I'm like, I'll take a
photo with her. They're like, this is what I do with you. I've had some real humbling moments where
somebody's been like, excuse me. And I'm like, yes, it's me. And they're like, can you take a photo of us?
I've had been really humbled to the ground. Well, I have a story coming in hot on Monday that that
happened. And it took a turn. You know. Also, I don't have a watch on today and I feel so naked.
Wait, I don't have a watch on today.
Where'd my watch go?
I had a watch on when I got here.
Oh, can I wear it?
Oh, there it is.
Yeah.
So can you guys please?
If you want to.
I always have a watch on.
That would be too dainty for you.
I would have worn one at my wedding if people would have allowed it.
I feel like people have had to tell me at fancy events that I can't wear watches.
But my watch is fancy.
Both of them.
But it's not dainty.
For sure.
Mine's dainty and I still, people have to tell me like watches with formal wear don't really.
go. I know. But like I don't have
even a scrunchy on. Can you guys please comment
on how good my naked wrist look? Just hype me up.
Please. That feels so naked. You got that bone
popping? Guys, can I just say one thing? Rana
says she feels like she's out on Noah Khan.
I didn't say out. I just said like I was his like number one
fan. Early days, six season.
Yes, I made like a playlist just based on like Noah Khan.
And then I just feel like I haven't been as into it.
I made a folk playlist that I listened to
a lot in the morning. Like Benson, Boone, Noah Khan
kind of stuff. Okay.
Raina, have you listened to the new album?
I keep promising everybody I will.
Here's what you need to do.
You said it sad.
No, I love the new album.
I love it more than the previous album.
I love this album.
I listen to it all the time.
More than I all drunk?
Yeah, I'd like it more.
And the documentary, and maybe that's why I like the album.
So this documentary, Noa Khan on Netflix,
I didn't know what existed.
I wasn't planning on it.
Shashon just put it on.
He introduced me to Noah Khan early days.
I mean, that's also his part of the country.
He's a, it's not a Boston boy.
He's from New Hampshire.
The New Englander.
Yeah, or New England boy.
Yes, both of them.
I just love this man so much.
Like, I didn't really know much about him.
You learned so much about him.
He's so vulnerable.
He, it's his parents and their divorce and his, like, his dad's health issues and his body insecurities.
I really think you should watch it.
There's this part where he brings in this little girl with cancer.
Shishon didn't cry like that at our wedding.
Shishon crying.
Shishon crying.
Shoshan cried. He doesn't cry a lot.
I've never seen him. This really
tugged at him. Like, this documentary
is so wonderful. And I think ever since then, I just
love him more. And so maybe that's why I love
the album more. All right, well, I'll get to
myself and everybody that I'll get into this album. You're not busy enough.
No, I don't. We'll talk about Monday what I'm doing this week.
But I got a lot of stuff to do.
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And we are going to kick it off with a food report.
Big food news coming out of everywhere.
I saw this and I was like this will be the most viral thing that happens all week.
So, Gwyneth Paltrow was on the Today Show.
She's making a recipe.
And did you watch the whole, have you seen the whole clip?
Do you know why she said this?
If not, I will explain it.
No, please explain to me.
And can I just say right off the bat, I saw this clip and I thought it
was an old clip that resurfaced.
It does feel out of touch.
Sabrina, no, I, hear me out.
Do you remember that clip of that lady poor vodka on the show?
She was like doing a recipe.
Was it Sandra Lee?
Yes, Sandra Lee.
I didn't even know.
I just guessed because Sandra Lee in her little, sweet little homemaker dress, she just
was always like, and all you have to do is she's out a little vodka and she would just
turn the whole bottle upside down.
Gavin Newsom.
Andrew Cuomo.
Andrew Coim.
I got my governor.
I don't think they ever got married.
I think a long time girlfriend.
Yes, right. They were not married. You're exactly right.
So there's this clip of her, and it feels old. It is old. And she's pouring vodka, whatever, cooking with vodka.
And I thought this Gweth clip was like of that era. It felt so old. It took me a while to register that this was current.
Yeah, Sandra Lee hasn't had a show for like 20 years or something. But Gwendoff was on the Today Show and she's making this recipe and she says, if you want to avoid dairy, one trick I do is to dice up a rugula and put it in.
It sounds weird, but just trust me, it works.
And you're like...
And she's dead ass.
Gwanda, not now.
Read the room.
Could we not?
We've lost so much in the last couple years, Gwyneth.
Could we just have cheese?
Okay.
Is she saying sub for cheese?
So I'll give you the whole...
The internet exploded and the comment section is truly the best comedy I've ever
witnessed my entire life.
I mean, I feel like Grette Klazajara would get dragged more than this,
but she's so committed to this persona.
People are not going to...
have a one side of beef with her. Gwyneth can say whatever. She can. I feel like she's just like
outside of the cusp of like anybody caring. Also, I love goop. Yeah. She provides you and I. I've had
like three times a week. She was a real OG vibrator pioneer too. I forgot about that. I just,
I love Gwyneth. I always will. So she's making these meatballs and she's saying,
I didn't know all this and like that's my favorite food and now I'm even more offended.
She's saying like a lot of people don't really want to have dairy. And so.
So a crazy thing, if you don't want to have the Parmesan cheese in meatballs, use arugula.
And what she meant is the texture and the pepperyness.
You can kind of get from Parmesan.
It's so stupid.
Okay.
Honestly, I get it now.
That's what she was saying.
Not because you hear dairy and you're like, what do you mean?
Like I'm going to substitute arugula for like the cream and mac and cheese.
Yes, 100%.
That's what I pictured.
Milk.
But it makes sense.
Parmesan and arugula both have that really strong flavor profile.
A little almost like pungent.
Yeah, pungent.
What's the flavor word for pungent?
Whatever it is.
Pungent is a flavor word.
Is it?
Yeah.
I thought it was a smell word.
Oh, that's a good point.
Peppery.
Yeah, almost.
Like a biting, a biting sourness.
It's got a bite to it.
The comments on this was just, I mean, it was truly some of the best comedy I've ever witnessed
on the internet.
Okay, while you're finding them,
So my husband has an app called KitchenSink and on his Instagram.
I didn't even see this.
He was on his own journey.
People probably thought this was me.
But Anna Royceman, who we've had in the show, commented on our burrito video, our latest video we did.
And he wrote back, you can subarugula for cheese.
I was like, okay, King, got involved.
So funny.
She texted me like, this is so funny.
I'm like, I didn't even know he did that.
All these businesses have like gotten on it.
It's my favorite thing in the world.
Sometimes when I want a salad, I make a margarita instead.
I love that.
I sprinkle arugel all over my cereal instead of milk.
Not today, Gwyneth.
Gwyneth Carls put a long fucking day.
She's smoking arugula.
A rugula, like, as a milkshake.
Like, I just, I'm thinking of all the things.
I immediately my mind goes to milk, obviously, when I hear dairy.
Yes.
I'm sobbing arugula when you should be using milk.
I wish this is my joke.
If this is my Instacard shopper, if they're out of milk, would you like to substitute
Arugula?
to help me
there's some Instagram shoppers out there
that hopefully at a field day with this.
I'm so jealous of that joke.
That's so funny.
I mean,
it's just crazy because I think
that like any other kind of pretentious,
I live in Bruntwood,
white woman would have gotten dragged
all over the internet forever.
I think people really are just like,
Gwyneth is going to Gwinez.
But once you explain it to me,
it made sense.
Like when I first heard this,
Gwenith suggests subbing arugula for dairy.
I was like,
that is the most out of pocket
thing I've ever heard in food in my life. And you explain it. Makes sense. Instacart and Postmates,
they always send funny push notifications. They all should have capitalized on this. Like,
postmates should have been like craving arugula or craving pizza or craving meatballs or
Instacart. Like, I just think it's so funny. It was a mismarketing opportunity if you work in food.
Yeah. Maybe they did. Maybe I missed it. But they do a great job. I love those funny push
notifications. Okay. Let's move on to dot cakes. Okay. So there's these cakes.
They've been around for many years, Doc Cake, and they were at Butterfield Market, and people
started waiting in line for hours. People are saying this is one of the longest lines, like,
ever clocked for food. And that's saying something, because in New York City, I mean, people
wait in line for an hour and a half for a fucking bagel. Yeah.
Just memory unlocked. I literally did that once. I didn't see it coming. Where'd you wait?
It's just like early days in Shoshan. It was the first trip to New York, and I took him to Tompkins Square
bagel. And I, Raina, I would never have done this in my life. But the line was deceiving. So I thought,
we were going to get in there and it was going to, I don't remember exactly the logistics,
but somehow it was an hour.
That's crazy.
And it was like by the time we realized how long the line actually was, it was wrapping around
like we were Disney World waiting in line to get on a ride.
And by the time we really clocked it, we'd been in line.
Whatever.
We're also like new falling for each other.
Like we just like, now it's like you're both pretending to be like good people.
Yeah.
No, we were talking our shit.
But anyway, so yeah, people will wait.
So these dock cakes, they're these cute little cups.
They come in lots of different flavors, chocolate, vanilla, red velvet.
It looks lovely.
They've been around for years.
But just started being sold at Butterfield.
They had their own little storefront.
So it's this mother and daughter, I believe.
They had their own storefront that was manageable.
And then they brought them into Butterfield, which, by the way, Butterfield, I've been salivating
her for years.
So Sophia eats NYC, this little cutie.
I think she must do their.
So she's involved with them in some way.
So remember, she would always be posting their stuff and I want all of it.
So I've just been a fan for years.
But that's what I feel like caused the hype.
The hype.
And I don't know if they were sending them to all these influencers.
The first person I saw, I think it was acquired style.
She slides it into the screen.
She has like 18 of them on the screen.
She's like, I have all these docking.
It's well-thorting.
Yeah.
They aren't $8 for a little cake.
That's it.
Rain, I want one so bad.
I am a cake slut.
You know this.
I have a secret cake life.
And I didn't know what you're going to say.
I want one so bad.
I do too.
I'm crazy.
And you and I could just go make it right.
We could go to Air One right now and make it.
Here's the thing that is so surprising to me.
is that the sprinkles don't come off when you put your spoon in.
It's crazy.
The way that people are making these videos, they drag your utensil across the top
to show that it's kind of this like hard shell on the top that sprinkles.
I'm not even a sprinkle person.
I like those little crunchy sprinkles.
But yeah, so you get the moist cake with this crunch.
I can't stop thinking about it.
And people are hating on waiting in that line.
If you want to wait in line for something for hours, it brings you joy,
fucking do it.
What else are you doing?
Scrolling?
Like, I don't care.
Like, if you want to, and A, if you're an influencer and you're going to make content,
and this is going to benefit your business.
But if not, you just want to have this thing to say you did it.
What a do it then?
That's so true.
I could either do it in a line, I could scroll in a line or can scroll in my bed.
And that looks delicious.
I want one so bad.
But, like, I couldn't understand what was happening on Saturday.
It was every.
Did you see the line in person?
No, no, no.
I was here.
I was scrolling Instagram and I was like every single.
thing on my phone is this fucking dot cake like what is happening yeah and i mean there's always been that
culture new york being like the top where there's just so many places that people are doing this you
just walk around new york you see lines on a saturday a line just got getting into the kith store
you know whatever it may be a new sneaker drop there's always a line and then food especially a line
for salt hanks wrapped around the block like apollo bagel's crazy you and i just walked out
my faith but not my faith i heard people are waiting in line for hours for this frozen
yogurt. Yeah, so what is this? It's just like Greek frozen yogurt. So whatever you want to do,
whatever brings you joy. To me, that is so strange to me because like the dot cake has novelty.
Like why is the frozen yogurt? What's so different about it? Maybe I'm missing something.
I wish I could speak to it more. I mean, maybe their toppings are great. People are saying it is one of
the best frozen yoghirts you get. To me, there's a real ceiling to frozen yogurt.
Oh, great. What is it called? People are going to want to know. Mika.
YKA and then that says currently the most viral spot it originated in Madrid it uses a thick creamy blend of authentic Greek yogurt and Kiefer I mean it sounds dank and then you can have baklava crushed pistachios this sounds incredible and there's go Greek and noho and then Mimi's as well I think there's lines outside a lot of these but NYKA yeah myka is Greek one that just it's like exploded the toppings look good as well it looks amazing like it looks amazing like
I really don't want to shade people for spending their time how they want to spend it.
It's just, I'm not going to do it, and I don't care what other people do.
But I want that cake.
I really want that cake.
It's funny that people are doing like giveaways.
People are stocking up, like it's fucking Labooboos.
I've never seen anything like it was my entire need.
There's a resale market for dot cakes.
But how did every influencer on Instagram, every single person got this?
I know.
I think that it's got this ASMR vibe where you hear the sound first and then you see, I
I love watching these and I am dying for one.
It seems like alien that none of the little dots come off of it.
I know.
Because at first I was like, okay, what?
A cake with sprinkles.
Who cares?
I like that crunchy when you buy it.
That's what I'm after.
Is that crunch with the moistness?
That's what I'm about.
I just,
I think it's funny like what you wait in line for.
I would say of all the extreme lines in New York City that people are just like in lines for.
Salt Hanks is probably the thing I understand the most just because like,
Like you can't actually walk down the street and find that somewhere else.
Like bagels in New York City is a crazy thing to wait in line for.
100%.
Like I can't believe I've done it.
Like, again, it was a mistake.
But I do it to Tompkins.
I waited in line up for like 30 minutes of Tompkins the other day.
But I'm not in New York that much.
No, no.
What were you did?
There's so many.
I was in Union Square.
I was like walking somewhere.
And I was just like, I want a bagel.
And it didn't look too bad.
I mean, there was like 40 people in line.
But in New York, they just get those people through.
I also just think this is a do-it-for-the-plot type of thing.
like you and your friend, you and your bestie, you and your man, you're a girl, your dog,
you guys waited in line for four hours for this fucking cake.
Was it worth it?
Share the story.
You're going to get good engagement.
If that's what you're after or you're just going to get a nice little sweet treat, live your truth.
I wonder what I would be.
So, you know, I started, if you guys were like newer here, I was a food blogger and that's
how I left my job at Amazon and became an influencer and eventually met Ashley.
And like I was food influencing before that was like cool to do it.
like it was not cool to be taking photos of your food.
It annoyed everybody all the time.
I wonder what I would be like today if I was like doing it.
Like I never had to like, yeah, I never had to wait in line.
I never had to like, people didn't care about food that much back then.
It wasn't like there weren't these viral lines for anything.
I wanted something I went and got it that minute.
Yeah, but you were, it's TikTok.
It is TikTok.
Like you were a food influencer before TikTok.
I mean years before.
And like I also never had problems like getting, like restaurants were not shelling out free food for every social
media influencer on the planet. So I would DM people and be like, can I come in? And they'd be like,
yeah, no one ever asks. Right. We'll load you up. You did it right. It was a great era.
Same with me to be an influencer with bros being basic. Like, oh, the golden years. And then same
we started podcasting. I know. Guys, listen. Follow us for more career advice. Okay. Songs of the summer.
So Spotify put out their picks and they made a playlist. I'm glad you brought this up. So you
you put on our outline the Spotify songs of summer and I like linked the article and I was like trying to find this playlist on Spotify and I couldn't find it. So I was clicking into each song individually from the article and you were like there's a there's a playlist. Okay. So I'm going to be honest with you. At first I was like I couldn't find it either and I was like I'm going to have to listen to all these songs individually to be able to report on it. And then I was like there's no way there's not a playlist. There's no way Spotify didn't make it a playlist. I just couldn't find it. So anyway, it's titled Songs of Summer.
the songs of summer 2026 as chosen by Spotify editors,
but we can like it for you guys.
But yeah, there's,
I don't know how many songs,
there's an hour and 38 minutes worth of songs.
And are you supposed to vote?
I just,
I think it's just whatever gets the most listens.
Okay.
And it'll tally it.
So I mean, I just, I enjoy it.
It's very dancey.
Spotify said 2025 was like low energy,
not a lot of dance music.
This year, more dance music.
There is some dancey tunes.
But it's a mix.
There's a little bit of country,
a little bit of regatone.
There's some slower stuff.
Reggaeton.
I,
I,
well,
what do you say?
Not something
cooler than that.
Reggaeton.
Reggaeton.
Regitone.
Here's my take.
I don't think we can pick the song of the summer.
It picks us.
You can't force this.
I'm personally still chasing the high of 2024,
a bar song by Shibuzi.
That is a perfect song of the summer.
Let's take it back 2014,
Fancy by Igiazalia.
Like,
you remember when they really were,
the song of the summer and they weren't forced on us.
So last year, if you guys remember, there was no actual song in the summer.
The unofficial song in the summer was Jet 2 Holiday.
And I looked this up.
Guess what the internet and probably Spotify, whoever said last year's song in the summer was,
just guess, just take a guess.
My number one cause that I amplify is this song.
Your number one cause, pets?
No, like, is the fostering old pets.
No, like in terms of music, this is a cause that I've been speaking out against.
Against.
Yes.
Yes.
Country music.
No, a song.
Your number one song that I spoke it out about.
That you speak out about.
Is it Morgan Wallin?
No.
Is it Post Malone?
No.
You're just speaking people.
You know this.
I'm going to say you're going to know.
Because I've put out content about this and I've spoken about on this podcast.
You don't have a bad memory.
Ordinary by Alex Warren.
That's insane.
The audacity.
That's on my folk playlist with Noah Kahn.
The way the music industry shoved that song down our throats for a year.
It's not even a summer bob.
We didn't want it and we certainly didn't want it in the summer.
No one has ever gotten off a plane in Mexico and been like handma and margarita and put on
ordinary by Alex Warren.
It's not of Q3 and it is a ridiculous thing to force down our throats.
That's not vacation vibes.
That's not slutty vibes.
That's not beach vibes.
I listened to it in the morning when I'm waking up.
with Benson Boone and O'Con.
I've never listened to it intentionally,
but Spotify said it was my most played song of 2020,
and that's my conspiracy.
I fucking...
He's an industry plant.
He's not, though.
He has this, like, sad story.
I looked into him because I was like,
clearly he's a Nepo baby industry plan.
He's like not.
And this isn't even about the song.
The song's fine.
But the way they shoved it down our throat,
the audacity to call that the song of the summer last year.
It's just, it's not a summer bop.
Get out of here.
A white man?
Right.
A white man cannot.
I'm sorry.
They can't do the songs through the summer.
Post Malone can be.
on a track.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Morgan Wall and could maybe be on a track.
So they're saying he was 2023 with last night.
Yeah, last night.
Yeah, last night.
Yeah, that's a little too slow for me.
I need more upbeat for a song of the summer.
That's not a song of the summer to me.
I agreed.
That's on my country playlist.
Flowers by Miley Cyrus,
but that came out months before summer because I remember we had just moved here.
It's a spring song.
Spring, song of the spring.
So here's what I think.
Again, we can't pick the song if it's going to pick us.
Drake putting out three albums is meaningful right before the summer.
Is there a bomb?
So Spotify on the playlist has Janice.
That seems to be the most popular song.
I think it's Shabang.
And I don't know if you know these, but Shabang, Manish on the beat, Shabang.
All of my apps they did.
But you know you don't sing songs to the right tune.
So I don't know what you're saying.
That is accurate.
Why do they gas me up?
Where does it go in my head?
Okay, I like this.
I can pop.
I'm seeing a lot of people do reels and TikToks to it.
And like,
Shabang has a real summer vibe to me as opposed to Janice.
And so,
or I've mentioned this before,
Ho-Fase.
What better song for summer than Ho-Fase?
So these are my picks.
I mean, I, you know,
I like the Drake's albums that he just dropped.
The timing is right.
But I'm not advocating for him.
Like, we'll know it when we know it and we might not get it.
It will come to us.
And also,
we don't deserve it.
It's not a great concert summer for me either.
Like,
I feel that I really did not.
experienced the concerts I should have last year and I had a lot of guilt about that.
And I was like, this year is my year to spend all my money on concerts.
And there's not a lot.
I don't even know who's really touring.
That's what I'm saying.
We're a lot of people touring.
We're seeing Dermott Kennedy, but that's in the fall.
I think Noa Khan is touring.
Are they baseball fields?
And MGK is touring.
Sort of.
But like he's been on tour for a super long time.
So I think these are just like the last couple stops.
Kid Cutty, Dave Matthews Band.
I'm going to pass.
Usher and Chris Brown
that's the big one
controversial and then
I would see my chemical romance
I love that shit
I would go see my chemical romance
but I was like that's an older
man so you're right there's really not a lot
I mean I really was committed to a lot of concerts
this summer and the world is not committed to that happening for me
this is crazy
did you see people are saying
that Taylor Swift is going to get married in MSG
I don't hate it
and hear me out there's no windows
I get it
Like she's just, you know, he's, he's an athlete.
I don't understand the connection in New York, but like, I've heard these rumors and I was just like, I do get it.
There's like entrances underground.
No helicopters.
It looks me sad.
No.
She needs to be outside.
Yeah, but like helicopters.
In the prairie.
I do feel what you're saying, but like it's going to be the most like paparazzi wedding of all time in like history.
Okay, you're right.
Yeah, I guess you're right.
She can't be outside.
Okay.
Yeah.
These Taylor Swift rumors have to stop.
guys. We thought she was in Dewey Beach last week. And I, she may have been, but like the whole town was a buzz.
So there was a wedding last week
And I know this girl that got married
She actually speaking of cakes
Made my mom's 70th birthday cake
And she's like a listener of the show and stuff
And she married this guy who I think is from Cincinnati
With Travis.
A good friend of Travis all over his Instagram
Genuinely friends with Travis Kelsey
So everybody assumed Taylor and Travis would be at the wedding
And they may, I don't think that they were
My brother got reports that they weren't
My brother was not the wedding
But the rumors in the town
Were that they were in Dewey Beach
That they tried to go to Rusty Rutter
but it was too packed.
Not that they can't get in,
but it's just too packed for them to be there.
And that they had...
It would cause a mob scene.
And that they had rented out Starboard Raw
for the after party of the wedding.
And I think the couple actually did,
but people thought Taylor and Travis
rented out Starboard Raw.
The whole town thought this.
And then Starboard Raw posts an Instagram story
were close tonight at 11 for a private party.
What a rush.
And my brother was like,
I'll be there.
I know everybody in the town.
You know, I don't work for Starboard anymore,
but obviously they weren't there.
And it was just like, everybody in the town was like convinced.
I was losing my mind over it.
I would have gone.
I was like, actually, I'm still at LAX.
I will fly back there.
But also, like, do you remember when she went to Jack Antonoff's wedding last year
of North Island and like the mobs of people that like stormed the streets?
Like, she can't be in public.
Like, and it's weird that she can do that in New York City and she's going to all these
restaurants.
They roll around like normal people.
Well, that's what I said to my brother.
My brother was like, there's no way she can be in Dewey.
And I'm like, she's running around New York every night of the week.
But it's different.
People in New York are used to her, just like people in L.A.
Like Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey and Dewey Beach, I don't know, though.
I want to get the people more credit that they're like super chill.
But still, I mean, there's been celebs in Dewey.
I remember Vince Vaughn was there once and people like left him alone.
But I can't imagine her at the fucking rusty rudder.
I would not be chill.
I would not be chill at all where I used to work.
Okay.
Do you want to talk about our partners?
Oh, yeah.
We will get back into it.
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Okay, tons of TV and movie news.
Euphoria, thank God, is over.
They ended the third season.
People are like, maybe they're doing a four-sit.
No, let's be done with this.
Everybody's dead, right?
They did.
All of my ops, they did.
Chevang.
Shebang.
See, it's growing on you.
No, that's just your version, Taylor's version.
So, spoilers ahead.
I just have to say, this wasn't just one of the worst finale
I've ever seen. It was one of the worst episodes of television I've ever seen. It's one of the worst
seasons of television I've ever seen. And I hated the finale so much. And it wasn't like one of these
like, you know, you can't ever satisfy anybody. Like some of my favorite shows of all time,
The Sopranos, Mad Men, Girls and The Office, they're my four favorite shows. Like, I spent years
of my life with these people and you want them to like, you want to honor that with a great finale.
I don't even care about that with Euphoria. I was like, can we just wrap up some of these
storylines with like some like some respect with some respect yes put some respect on their names and I
realized also another thing I hate about this show not only is it a complete departure from the original show
which I made peace with all the people in the show seem to be in a different show as well so they said
that so many of these people were so busy so many actors they couldn't film with each other
Nate never films Jacob Lordy never films with another person on the cast except for
Cassie except for in one episode I mean he is in like a gangster
mob movie where he's just like getting shook down. Then you have this like drug cartel show in
the Wild West with Rue. And then he's like kind of funny only fans plot line with Cindy Sweeney.
Lexi is working for a Hollywood studio. They never give Lexi or Jules a storyline at all. They're just
like give them a few lines. That's it. They don't give them a storyline, which is really disappointing
to me. Is that Maude Apatel? Yes. They obviously killed up Jacob Allorty last week. I don't care.
Well, I didn't.
I see these memes.
I follow all the accounts that cover all this stuff.
And when you told me yesterday, they killed off Jacob Allorty weeks ago.
I was like, what?
What do you?
How?
It's funny.
You missed that.
I don't know how I missed it.
I mean, I also think people are aware of spoilers, you know, these accounts.
So maybe it just, it wasn't, it might have been like deeper in a carousel or something, whatever.
I just missed it completely.
But, you know, I saw this person say this and it was really interesting.
The first two seasons of Euphoria, and I know you never really got any,
into it. But one of the hallmarks of that show is that every character sort of gets like an
episode where they tell you about their whole backstory and how they grew up and why they are
the way they are. And it's a really deep dive into like the human psyche of like why people grow up
and become who they are. It's one of my favorite things about the show. And the third season,
it's like there's no character development. It's not like this is how we got here in the last
four years. It's just like here it is. Ru is in the drug cartel. And then they have all
these extra characters that there was like nobody from the main show except for like Maddie,
even in the last 30 minutes.
We watched an hour of it,
and I was like,
this has to be over.
And then they were like,
nope,
another hour.
Two hours?
Two hour finale.
I mean,
do you feel like these directors
or whoever the fuck
were just like,
fuck it?
Just go completely off the rails.
Do everything.
Why?
Who cares?
I just think there's so many shows.
I don't say that's what the audience
wanted to see it.
It's like the,
I don't even know what to compare it to
how bad it is.
I told you like,
and just like that was,
I was like,
I could hate watch this
and still enjoy myself.
I couldn't even hate watch it.
So it's over.
thank God they wrapped up every storyline with the dumbest possible way they basically didn't wrap up most of the
storylines but you don't even care because they didn't really tell you why any of the characters are the way they are now
so that's that's my feelings and thoughts and I think that's the over I've never seen one person be like it's good
yeah I don't know maybe they knew how to personal connection they're not like us well speaking of a perfect
series finale on the flip side was hacks and this was weeks ago but I just wanted to speak on it because
this is one of my favorite shows of all time I would say this is one of my top five
favorite shows of all time is hacks. And this last season was incredible. I loved it so, so much.
I mean, there was a different theme of every season. I've loved every season. Last season was the
late night show. And this season was like Debra getting back out there and supposed to perform an
MSG. Raina, just spoiler alerts ahead. This is weeks old. Watch the finale because of this,
you mentioned MSG. The thing that happens is you have to just watch it. And you'll pick up on what's been
going on. I mean, I hate that you gave up on the show, but like, you have to watch this finale
because of this thing that happens to her. And it's like the most irrational fear performer could have.
And so I really want you to watch it. It ends in New York. No, you're not even ready. And I saw it
coming and I knew it was about to happen. And I was like, oh, my God. And then it ends in New York.
And it's just perfect. And I think they wrap the season up perfectly. And that's what most people
are saying. And I also just want to say, in this last season, there's an episode. I think it's
called Montecito or whatever. They're in Montecito. And
It is one of the funniest episodes of television I've ever seen.
I've never heard Shashonk laugh out loud that much.
He loves this show too.
But laugh out loud multiple times.
Leslie Bibb is in it.
And they're at this lesbian couple's house and they have to pretend to be lesbians.
And it is one of the funniest things.
Like you're watching it and you're like what I would do to be in that writer's room.
Like how jealous to come up with these storylines.
And I just wanted to say like I love the show.
I'm sad.
It's over.
End of an era.
And they wrapped it up perfectly.
And again, that specific episode is one of the best episodes of TV I've ever seen.
So nice feeling.
It's nice feeling.
I feel like I dedicated all these years to these people.
Well, that's different between this woman run show and Sam Levinson.
Sam Levinson was just like Sydney-Sweeney's tips.
Get it on the screen.
It's just such a huge difference.
Okay, so we want to talk about the crash on Netflix.
Why do you guys watch it?
And let's just deep dive next week.
I have so much to say.
I'm obsessed with this.
And it's like taking over my TikTok.
And so watch the crash on Netflix, you guys.
That's your assignment.
It's like 90 minutes.
Yeah, it's a quick documentary.
Fascinating.
And if you really want to get more, there's a show called Mean Girl Murders.
Oh.
That's about the same story.
Is it a bunch of different?
Yeah.
And it was on like Investigation Discovery Channel, but you can see it on Hulu.
So if you're, we're running out time and I want to like talk about obsession.
Just you guys watch it because then we can talk about together next week.
Okay.
There's so much more.
Also, Love Island starts today as we're recording.
We're going to go to the premiere.
So Ashley and I are committed.
I said this year I was committed to getting into Love Island and we are actually going
to the premiere.
We're going to the premiere.
night so we're locked in. So we have to watch it.
Are we going to have to like pretend
a night that we've been watching it? I will
be watching it. Like I don't want to get
trapped in like a situation where
someone's like, so what's your favorite? I'll jump in.
Just say, I'm a mommy.
Okay. Well, end this discussion with obsession.
But anyway, Summer House Reunion Part 2
has happened and we're not going to go back in
after we watch it. So we're recording this before it airs.
And so we'll, you know, we will have seen what happens at this point.
And if it's anything crazy, then we'll address it next week.
Yeah.
Amanda's fuck-ass bun has been going viral.
Why do I keep saying fuck-ass?
Everybody calls it a fuck-ass bun.
I've been saying fuck-ass about everything,
but it started with the bun.
There's a bunch of stuff,
but people are calling her,
like,
it's a ponytail she isn't pulled through,
and she did it at the reunion,
and it's international.
She's in Italy with the fuck-ass bun.
What is happening?
I actually, like,
I think of her as being very stylish.
I do,
really emulate her style,
and she is able to do very,
like,
luxury and she wears stuff that surprises me all the time. And I will watch her on seasons of
shows that were filmed like eight months ago. And I'm like, she's wearing the trends eight months ago
that are good today. And this blew me away. What are we doing? It's a real choice and I don't get
it. Like, I think people really hate it because it looks like your ponytail isn't pulled through.
Like people are like, oh my God, I just want to shake you and pull your ponytail through. I do that
when I'm cleaning the dishes and I want to get my hair out of my face. I don't understand the choice.
the funniest thing I saw was I got an ad serve to me from FaceTune that were like basically put her in a bunch of different hairstyles and they were like, why would she do this when there's so many other options? It was an ad. They paid to promote it. It's still on their TikTok. So if you guys go to FaceTunes TikTok, you will see them, you can do this in the app with yourself. A bunch of different hairstyles all look amazing. She would look great with short hair. I mean, we're not fans of her, but I'm just, I don't understand this. A hairstyle choice. But she never does a lot with her hair. It's usually just like down and kind of straight.
and that looks great.
Yeah.
What is this rat tail?
I don't understand.
And like honestly, like we already had enough to hate on.
You know, like, did you have to give us more?
It's rage bait.
Seriously.
Her and West, the way they look is rage bait.
She like put her hair back like, I'm about to fight everybody on this stage.
Hold my hoops.
That's so funny.
People should put your hair off.
Okay.
So I saw obsession.
Raina did it.
I just, I want to watch it so bad because I love all the trailers and the
memes and it looks so good, but I'm not a scary movie person. And maybe if I had a boyfriend
that was a scary movie person, I'd watch it with them. But I can't watch it and then go to sleep
alone in a house at night. So I used to love horror movies so much. We always say the scream is like
our favorite movie. I have liked them less and less over the years. I don't seek out horror at all.
I like psychological thrillers so much, but I don't like violence and gore and blood. And you don't
really get a horror movie without that or else it's a psychological thriller, categorically.
So I knew this was going to have some gore.
A few people, I pulled on Instagram and people like, you should be fine.
Half the people were like, you're probably not, girl.
Maybe you shouldn't go.
But just I've been hearing about it.
Our friend Taylor was like, you've got to see this.
And so we went and saw it.
So a few things up top about the stats.
Currently right now, at the top of the box office are these two films by these 20-something
dudes.
So one is called Backrooms, was a YouTube series, a horror series by Kane Parsons.
It was 20 years old,
YouTuber and filmmaker,
and then A24 did back the film.
It was $10 million budget.
It opened on May 29th to $81.5 million domestic
and $118 million worldwide on $10 million.
But more impressively, just numbers-wise, is obsession.
So Curry Barker, 26, YouTuber and filmmaker,
he wrote and directed this 20 days on $750,000,
and it's earned $106,000.
million domestically as it opened May 15th, 148 million worldwide. I mean, this is probably
growing as we speak and grew at the box office in both at second and third weekends. This is insane.
The stuff impresses me like beyond belief. It's insane. Under a million. 20 days. What do you mean
20 days? I just feel like we're in this like horrible era of movies where there's like, listen,
we love Anne Hathaway, but they can't cast her enough. And Nicole Kidman too, we love them. They're
incredible actresses. I would like someone else to get a turn. And so like,
Like in an era we're like only four people ever get opportunities.
It's nice to see someone else.
The little guy get a win.
And these actors you've never seen before.
And a lot of commentary about that was like,
this is proof we want fresh actors.
Like the lead actress who plays Nikki and the film,
like people are going crazy for her.
Like this was, she was incredible.
So the bottom line is this guy,
he,
this super insecure dude,
like obsessed with his friend,
his best friend,
her name's Nikki.
And he,
I don't need to go all through it,
but he makes a wish with this thing.
He gets at a gift shop.
It's called a one wish willow.
And he wishes that she would love him.
His actual wish, he verbalizes,
I wish she would love me more than anyone else in the world.
And it takes a turn.
And she turns completely unhinged and dangerous.
And again, it's like a wild ride.
It's a little bit of a slow start.
And there's so many elements to it.
And I will say, watching it and knowing what I knew about it,
I appreciate it, I respect.
it. It kept my attention most of the time. Again, it was kind of a slow start. I didn't
not like it, but it was really disturbing. I mean, we had to kind of come down afterwards. We went
and got drinks. Like, I couldn't stop thinking about it. And I have liked it so much more after the
fact reading all of the interviews with the director and the think pieces about it and just like
what it's really about and like what you were supposed to take away from it. What are you supposed to
take away from it? So it's type two fun for you by the way. Yes, exactly. I thought of you saying that.
So there's a take from obviously from the feminist side of like this is about a deeply insecure man who feels entitled to a woman at any cost.
I'm not saying they're wrong.
A guy who watches this movie and is like that's about a crazy girlfriend break up with him.
Like it's so not like that.
Like this guy wished this thing upon this woman.
It changed who she was.
And the only way like, do you care if I spoil it?
I don't know.
She likes a spoiler. Okay. And the only way he can get out of is if he dies. So if he like kills himself, then the wish will break. He has an opportunity to break the wish and he doesn't choose to. He chooses, he asks to alter it. Like there's these moments and they're so creepy and so scary. And he still is like, I want her to be with me. Even though she is like a haunted version of herself. So anyway, a couple things from L India. One of the quotes says at its core, this is not a story about a crazy girlfriend. It's about. It's about.
a deeply insecure loser man who wants validation so desperately that he strips a woman of her
autonomy just to feel wanted. And once he gets exactly what he wished for, he realizes that
possession is not love, but by then the damage is already irreversible. Oh, it's sort of like
a scary version of Steppford Wives or, um, don't worry, darling. We know, don't worry, darling is that
they like trap these women. Like, I haven't seen it. Remember? You told me I had to see it.
And then it says the pop culture has spent decades.
Gates feeding us this idea that love is about persistence, that wanting someone hard enough
will eventually make them yours. The awkward and relentless, nice boy gets the girl, and perhaps
that's exactly why obsession feels so terrifying. But this guy in real life wouldn't be a threat, by the way.
You know what I mean? And obviously, he didn't intend for this outcome to happen, but diving into
like the way he phrased it and the way he acts after it comes to life is really illuminating
and fascinating. And his name in the show is Bear. I think it's like short for Barron. And so
it draws onto like the man versus bear. You know, when they ask a woman, would you rather be
trapped in the woods with a man or a bear and most women choose the bear you know this
wow you've seen that like when you see quotes that say that's why women choose the bear that's what
they're referring to it's like a psychological study oh i never knew that oh really that's so interesting
i heard this thing this morning this guy was interviewing this woman and he said if men weren't around
who would protect women and she said from who oh my god and i was like holy shit it was like a man on the
street thing it was so quick yeah yeah the bear a bear made sense yeah the man versus bear debate is a
viral sociological thought experiment asking women if they would prefer to be alone in the woods
with a random man or a random bear and many women chose the bear. I can outsmart a bear. Yeah.
You know what they're going to do. That's that you can at least like predict it. So I just
wanted to read like one more quote from Curry Barker. And because I was like, did he think about it
this deeply? Is he on this like feminist like did he think of it from the feminist lens or was
it not that deep for him? And I think there's probably a little bit of truth in both. And he said,
that he was trying to send a message about modern dating culture.
He says it has to do with the importance of putting yourself out there.
We live in a world where everybody's on the internet and human connection feels like it's an all-time low.
Bear is a guy who's too scared.
A lot of things would have been avoided in this movie if he had just told her how he felt.
And there's this moment where she goes like, do you like me?
Just say it.
And you're like screaming like, just fucking say it.
And instead he doesn't say it.
And then he snaps the wish thing.
And then that's where it all.
The wheels come off.
It is hard to sometimes say like.
I wasn't really that deep.
Like there would be no movie if he said it, you know?
Yeah.
And he just talks about this age old,
be careful what you wish for trope
and how our deepest desires
tend to revolve around personal gain.
Which I think is really funny.
He said, anytime you wish for something
it's probably going to be selfish.
When people ask me, Curry, if you had one wish,
what would it be?
I always say that the movie does really great
at the box office instead of like,
I could wish for world peace.
And it's interesting.
So I've just been obsessed with it.
Like Taylor and I all weekend were voice noting about it.
And like my mind would change on different things I read.
I just,
Raina,
I really want you to see it.
And like,
I know.
It's fucked up.
I would come over and watch it with you guys.
Like I'll probably do with Summer House later.
But I will not.
Because we're gonna,
we look at such a fun night plan.
We're gonna go to the Love Island premiere.
Yeah,
then we'll watch Summer House.
I just feel like I can't watch horror movies until I get a boyfriend.
You can,
yeah,
I want to see it again.
So like when it is available for streaming,
like now that I know so much more,
like I don't remember the last time I saw a movie
that I have liked more day by day
because of the more I've dove into the symbolism and the themes.
Okay, also, this is not a hot tape, but I feel less safe in L.A.
than I feel in New York,
just because, like, New York, one-bedroom apartment.
I can have eyes on the whole apartment at all times, my house.
But you're not going to be scared of someone breaking in after this movie.
I would love for, I'd love for a man to want me to be obsessed with him,
because I just do that for free.
Stop, you're Nikki.
Wait, you are really Nikki.
I'll just do it and you don't even want it and I will do it.
I will be obsessed with you.
Try me.
You know what I thought you meant Glazer.
I was like, I thought you made Glazer and I was like, huh?
No, sorry.
Nikki, he says her name over and over and over.
Nikki, Nikki, just be Nikki again.
You know what I miss from growing up from like our childhoods?
Seeing horror movies in the theater with people's reactions.
Like, because people were reacting to this movie, there was a few laughs here and there,
but gaspss, people clapped at the end.
I miss seeing those blockbuster horror movies scream scream two I know what you did last summer you and I go to movies all the time we love going to movies in theaters but horror movies in the theater hit different and some like comedies of our time like that energy of people like being so scared is so fun I like kind of forget like horror movies are more fun in the theater well they also just feel a little less scary the fact that you get the energy it's so funny you and I did not see one movie together for like seven years and the last year and a half we've been like we will see
see every movie in the theater.
Nothing else to do here.
But to watch a scary movie at home and then what you got to turn out the lights and go
to bed, uh-uh.
We went to Elefonte and had margaritas.
Was my guy there?
I don't know what he looks like.
I never met him.
I never met him.
You guys.
Did he work at the big bar or the little bar?
The big bar.
I love that little bar.
We sat in the other room.
Crazy.
Oh shit.
We sat in the garden room.
Well, you just.
I didn't know.
You went to Alifonte.
The movie theater is right.
We went to a different movie theater.
Yeah, I know that theater.
Because this movie is hard to.
get tickets off of the promenade.
We had to go the promenade.
Because we go to the marina dine in six, but there were no tickets available.
I'm telling you this movie, to watch it pick up week after week is crazy too.
Like I'm obsessed with stuff like that, like a slower burn.
Like, yes, it popped off on opening day, but now it's going viral.
Like this movie that was made for under a million dollars, I just, I'm fascinated.
Now I want to make a list of like all the wishes that I would make.
even if you gave me top 10, they would all still be about me.
You would throw in some stuff about your nephews, but I wouldn't.
I feel like my nephews could be fine.
I think we all have one.
Like one, like, of course I would.
Don't think if it happened.
You guys know.
I mean, what wish?
I think we all.
I've been pretty excited.
People have a bottle of champagne in the fridge.
Just, same case.
Like, remember that day, I was sitting in my apartment and streamers started
coming down in front of the window because Joe Biden had been elected.
Yeah.
I would have, it would be like that for me that day.
It would be like streamers coming down from the sky.
Pots and pans banging like COVID time.
I would just run on the lawn and just start screaming.
Streaking.
Shoot a gun in the air.
Oh, God.
We have to do these headlines.
Okay.
Okay.
Let's wrap up with some headlights for you guys.
So speaking of the White House lawn, this UFC fight, which is hard to,
comprehend and like you guys have seen it like there's been insider trading about it Trump's like
bought stock in this company that's doing the fight it's all so corrupt it's all so disgusting it's all
something i thought republicans were so against so there's that facet of it but they're building a
fucking cage match on the white house law it's it's jarring to see it so this will um coincide of flag day
and trump's 80th birthday an 80 year old as president by the way which is just crazy we're not putting
age limits or smart people limits yeah there should be age limits
This is the birthday party he's throwing for himself.
A cage match on the lawn.
And, you know, it is so ridiculous, but what it's really, like, stuck with being you
is these aerial views of the White House and just how sad it looks,
that there's this, like, blown out bomb shelter, essentially,
which maybe will be this ballroom, and then this cage being built on the front of the lawn.
It's just, I'm not, like, such a purist about, like, monuments, and you have to,
I don't really care one or the other, but this feels, like, really,
awful to me. Yeah, when you see the imagery, like the same with the ballroom. Like, they really do
hit different. And Hillary Clinton posted, I saw this on threads. It really hit me. She says, she shows the
photo. We'll put it up on screen if you guys are watching the video. This is what Trump's done to the
people's house. A third of it is rubble. Another third is a cage match. What a metaphor. Like violence for
entertainment on one third of the fucking lawn and the rest is a tear down. This is disgusting. And I was like,
The accuracy of that and the like insanity of that.
I can't believe that.
We are so embarrassing.
It is so embarrassing.
Can you imagine any other president of any other nation putting a cage match on the lawn?
And we'll report back on like who attends because these people were invited that people are like,
they better not fucking go.
Adam Sandler was one.
There was one other that people were like, oh, I hope to God these people don't go.
because that will be very telling.
I do wonder, I mean, all the people that just stood on stage at the inauguration with him,
I mean, it was Jeff Bezos and Mark Zuckerberg.
Well, those people are expected, but people like, Adam Sandler, like, anybody in comedy,
I'm like, what are we doing?
I know.
You guys are supposed to be better than that.
Well, it's like if they went to Saudi Arabia.
Saudi Arabia.
Okay.
Yeah, that was crazy.
And then on the same token is the Freedom 250 concert.
So 250 years of freedom on July 4th, 2026.
there was supposed to be a concert series also in the National Mall.
And all of these artists, I guess, had agreed to it with this company,
not really understanding really what it was and that it was so aligned with Trump.
And so now one by one, they're all publicly making statements that they don't want to be involved in this.
And Donald Trump's like, I'll just do it.
I'll perform better than all these people.
More people come to see me than Elvis.
I'm the world's biggest attraction that there's ever been.
You just be saying stuff.
To see what?
his little dance to YMCA, a gay anthem, his dance, I can't.
But his post on true social, he hit us with the yips again.
He said, because a lot of these artists are getting the yips, I can't.
What are the, every day and that's the funniest person.
So I love that they all came out and made public statements.
I mean, Martina McBride, Vanilla Ice is still not out yet.
Millie Vanilli.
The people that they even tried to confirm are, you know, not all.
him, but a lot of them are just, like, washed up in the first place.
Is it just going to be Nikki Minaj and Kidrog?
Nikki's done.
She kind of walked back.
We haven't, this didn't really make a lot of news where she tried to kind of go on an
apology tour.
Too late.
Yeah, people didn't really pick it up.
So as of now, I think it's just Vanel Ice and Flo Rida.
Real disappointment.
I thought Floorida just dropped out.
Oh, really?
I mean, this is a, I can't keep up, like, developing story.
But so Trump went from I'm going to headline to just cancel it.
I hope they have this so much.
I hope they have this with Vanilla Ice solo and Trump on stage doing his little dance and nobody is there.
Yes.
Like the Super Bowl halftime show.
A hundred percent.
This is turning point, halftime show.
Erica Kirk won't even come.
She didn't go to the Super Bowl halftime show.
Erica Kirk won't even be there with her sparklers.
Well, she was at that fake assassination.
So she's already done her time.
So stay tuned, you guys.
And happy 250, America.
Okay.
This one-armed woman got pulled over for texting and driving, and it went viral.
She, I think she requested the body cam footage, and she posted this herself.
You can do that?
You can just request you a body cam.
I think so.
I think that's how the footage.
I guess if I'm on camera, I should be able to request it.
So the court has been dismissed, but it's so hilarious because the cop runs up on her.
You've been texting and driving, and she's like, with one hand.
When she moves her little nub in the frame.
And then he goes hand to God and she puts her nub up.
And then she's like, oh, other hand.
She fucks with this cop, and it's so disgusting because he doesn't back down.
He doesn't.
He never breaks.
And I find it really gross that a cop can't accept that he's been wrong, continues to harass
this woman.
It's a huge problem with someone enforcing the law.
But to watch it is fucking hysterical, and she obviously has, it's been dropped, and she
just, like, dunked on this fucking loser cop.
I can't get over it.
He never backs down.
I would have been like, I'm so sorry.
I'm so sorry.
He never breaks character.
Also, like, I'm so sorry that I made a mistake, falsely accused you of something, and it's a
handicapped person on top of it.
You're like hard enough.
You're zero empathy.
It's crazy.
And lastly, there's allegedly a new fish that's been discovered in Venezuela, and people don't
know if it's a hoax or not.
It is bright blue.
It looks like a vagina.
People are calling it Bonnie Blue.
And for the life of me rain, I can't figure out if this is real.
I have done so much research on this.
I think it's like a viral hoax that it says marine biologists have discovered a previously
unknown species of fish off the coast of Venezuela, and it has yet to receive an official
scientific name. So, like, everyone's in the comments, like, calling it different things.
The whole face is a vagina.
Fish gina.
We'll put it up on screen.
I mean, the whole face of this blue fish looks like Nikki Glazer does this joke about it,
and how her vagina looks like an unpacked suitcase, and it looks like that.
Yeah, it can't be real.
And that's, like, where we're at as a nation is like, we don't know if a new species
has been discovered or if this is AI.
I will never know if it's real.
This is also a developing story,
but I wish it was real.
It's obsessed with it.
It's bright blue and it looks like a pussy.
It doesn't even look like a flower.
It looks like a blue vagina.
It looks like with that,
do you don't like X-Men like I do, right?
Someone called it Labia Azul.
I'm in these comments.
It looks like Rebecca Romaine Stamos's character in X-Men.
Yeah, yeah, of course.
Yeah, that blue color.
That's what her vagina looks like.
Avatar, too.
Also Avatar vagina.
Anyway.
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