God Awful Movies - 105: GAM105 Exit: The Appeal of Suicide

Episode Date: August 22, 2017

In this week's episode, Ray Comfort does his best to make suicide more appealing. --- If you’d like so see us live, check out our latest tour dates here: https://scathingatheist.com/2017/05/01/god-awful-movies-world-tour/ --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our new ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

He's like, have you ever thought about killing yourself? And she's like, well, I've thought about it. And he's like, give me the goddamn details lady. Tell me all about it. And it's so clear that like, she's just in that position where like, she's like, well, I thought about it as in like, I was like, boy, I bet you couldn't probably kill yourself with that razor. It's a safety razor.

Yeah, he starts working out logistics with her. Yeah. What way is he been thinking about? Let's workshop. So, ideas, what are you been doing? You're a big girl, so Pill's probably not gonna be a path. I'm just being honest with you. I can give you that feedback.

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Okay. It's been 30 minutes now. So, sure, you'll be fine. I'll be fine. Did you turn your life over to Jesus? No, no, no, no, not yet. Oh, I, I wanted to get rid of the men first. That's the first step.

Once you're organic bullshit. Good call. Oh, all right. So So exactly. All right. So before we get deeper into it with these so far kind of inside jokes, tell us, he's what will we be breaking down today? We watched exit the appeal of suicide. I ray comfort, which is a movie that answers an important question that we often deal with. So you know how people defend religion? And they're like, you know, don't be a dick, let people have their beliefs. What's the worst that could happen? Well, they could kill themselves instead of seeing

a real doctor because they think faith equals therapy and medicine. That's pretty much the worst that could happen. What the fuck is wrong with this guy? This movie is the worst that could happen. That could be the title of this film. There you go. Yeah. We found it. We found it. We're case scenario by Ray Comfort. Yeah. And Eli, I've already spilled the beans a bit. And so his heath, but tell us how bad was this movie? Well, if you loved Jonestown, but you thought there was way too much fucking around with flavor. much fucking around with. You will love this movie. Oh, God, dammit. This movie is going to compete with Vax for the like the movie we watched with the highest body camera. Voting. Yeah. So this is a, this is a, this is Ray Comfort's take on suicide and how, you know, your best bet if you're feeling suicidal is not really to listen to them's doctors so much, but probably your pastor instead.

That's the message of this film. And to give you an idea how dumb the audience he has is, by the way, they sell DVDs of this free movie on YouTube on the website. Laser discs. Yeah. Pain of maxes. What the fuck? I'm a dollar. Yeah, I just imagine some grandma walking into a hollowed out blockbuster.

Do you have Charlie bit my finger? I've done hard so much bad. But anyway, it says they offer these DVDs so that you can hand them wow. You can give them a way, quote, to your friends, family, neighborhood outside your local high school or at your university. Damn it. Uh, Professor, I hate to interrupt your lecture, but I have a gift for you. It's a 40 minute movie about how to kill yourself.

And then as if this website had an already reached peak ass holeery, they add that you can even leave this as a tip. And I you rest. I was forced to add you in the eye. Are you fucking I'll pull it out. I will slowly eat your eyeball one, making the intense eye contact with your remaining eyeball. Fuck you.

I will go back in time and spit in all the food you ever ate. Ever. Like, I will find a way to crawl inside your mom's tit and spit into your mom's. If you tipped me, I would just like everything throughout your life. You'd be like hiding in a cave with a cookie just as your mouth blows. Like, I'll drink gray from inside your mouth and spit on that cookie. That is what I would do if you tipped me with this movie.

Oh my, okay, so not only is it, it's like all the fun of getting tipped with a religious track with the added emphasis of, I'd want to kill myself if I had your job, right? Well, and so, of course, I ordered a couple hundred copies. How you guys want to give away your share? It was on the company card. Oh, good. I'm going to use it to make it rain on strippers. It's a lot more painful than you'd think.

So they do not like it. They do not like it. But if you get a good risk action going, you can, you can draw blood. Okay. I was going to say T-shirt gun. So basically the same as you know, it's basically the same. I usually bring a t-shirt gun to strip clothes. Why would you not? Now, I should warn everybody that this is probably going to be a bit of

a shorter episode than usual because one of us is bound to kill ourselves before. It's over. What with all this godlessness? Hands down, hands I was I was not looking for volunteers. He like, of course, of course, this is also a, this is right comfort. So this is a 39 minute movie, because even that is asking a ton from his attention span, apparently. Is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best of being the worst at? Yeah, I'm going to go with the best worst atheist person on the street. I bet I can guess.

So, so Ray comfort, like that's his thing. He just harasses random people until he finds the ones that make his point. So lots of this movie is him talking to depressed people who think more Jesus might help him. But this one is lady is fucking nuts. movie is him talking to depressed people who think more Jesus might help him, but this one is lady is fucking nuts. I feel like Ray was bothering some guy on a bench like he does. And this lady just came over to him and was like, sir, sir, you with the microphone? I'd like to bother you with my invisible microphone. Yeah, she's insane. Like she always

seemed like she was already in the middle of a rant And then to keep cutting away before she's like and the pigeons are watching you. They're reporting Yeah, they know the Chinese they train him. I tried But I can't eat them my hair. I got this diet hot topic. They said I stole it But I my cousin They said I stole it, but I'm not causing Gain me a gift card to get owns the same comments all Created gold have you seen creative gold? Can I go with best way to kill people? Like if there was a DVD case that had a little gun with a single bullet in it and when you opened it it shot you in the face

single bulletin. And when you opened it, it shot you in the face. It would probably kill less people than if you followed the instructions of this movie. No, I think you might be right. Yeah. Cause that movie we get terrible reviews. But I also, I had a best worse for this one, which is best worst marketing campaign. And his marketing campaign on this was to seize on every celebrity's suicide in the last like four or five months and say, oh, if only they'd watched my movie. And during the movie, spoilers,

he's gonna talk about a bunch of not suicides. Yes. It's like time of old age and dying of cancer. It's just like, ah, if only it's all the same. Only George Michael had Jesus. Yeah. All right. Well, as hesitant as I am to relive watching a Ray Comfort movie, I also feel like counteracting

this flick might save a life for two. So we're going to keep the break brief. And when we come back, we'll dive into all the negligent homicide that is exit the appeal of suicide from the makers of exits and what have you got there? It's um it's a cast comes a movie about an epidemic sweeping the nation and tell me why have you why have you got a case? Oh I broke my leg playing soccer and how you can stop it. They tell me do you believe in Jesus? Yeah, yeah totally leave me Jesus my ubers here though, so I'm just gonna take off a Journey of healing and yet Matthew says that those with faith and cross will be healed. Oh Well, I think he probably meant it like, you know, a metaphor.

No, he did not. He did not. No. No, what was never broken? So let's sum up. Let's just sum up here. Matthew says, if you believe in Jesus, you're healed. You think you've got a broken leg, but you believe in Jesus.

So you can't have a broken leg. Can you? I do, though. My leg is definitely broken. Look. Coming next summer, legs ins. Please move. Your leg is fine. Nope, broken, but go away. Seriously, you go away. Go away on your normal leg.

It doesn't make sense. It's fine. Healed. Hi there. I'm called the Pug of Pegacorn, and welcome to my new show, Chatten with Carl. My guest today is Christian Evangelist Ray Comfort Ray, thanks for joining me. Glad to be here, Carl. Eves of Garlic Bread, I just made it. Thank you. So Ray, today the gang are reviewing your new movie exit, which marginally ties the normal

amount of celebrity deaths that happened in 2016, do you believe that one can cure the depression by believing in Jesus? Is that correct? It is. Dangerous, harmful advice, Carl. I will get someone killed. You sure will, Ray. You sure will.

Now Ray, we've watched a few of your movies now, and I got to admit, it seems like death and how often people die is the running theme of a lot of your movies. I'm a dog unicorn pug Pegasus. Oh, it is, Carl. And you are. If one bothers to scratch the surface of literally anything I say underneath is the screaming pulsing terror of the unknown. You know, Freud and young have talked way too bit about that. If I read anything but the Bible, I start screaming. Sure, sure.

So basically... Basically, it's this. I have a pathological fear of death. I've centered my entire life around it, and the only way I've been able to cope is to center my existence around pretending that I won't die and that I can stop others around me from dying through literal magic, you see.

Wow. That is that is tax book, youngy and Ray, I got a minute. I'm a little impressed. Someone can think that in the 21st century. Yep. Most people have like friends or family of fucking hobbies and I have just a clawing need to believe that I will single handedly destroy death through the belief in magic.

Like I'd say Ray, that doesn't sound super healthy and I eat way too much kibble. It's not. Okay Ray, thanks for coming. Everyone make sure you check out Ray's new movie Exit, it's medically negligent. Any saying said a laws would have prevented me from making it, Carl. Thanks for having me. Thanks for coming, Ray. Tommy Rubs.

Come on. Get in there. And we're back for the breakdown, and we're gonna start off with Ray killing it in front of an audience that we never see. So, it's talking in front of a laugh machine, let's say. It's prosperity gospel jokes, because can you imagine demanding money at the end of your church service? Ray would never do that.

The kids go in wild for his. I feel like Ray did all the laughs in ADR himself. And it just moved around the theater a little out of control. It's the church audience. People are like, I'm shooting myself right now. I'm shooting. I'm shooting. And this is that by the way, he's got this giant, this ring with this giant fake rock

on it or whatever. And he's like, a lot of people have been saying, I've been preaching the prosperity gospel. That's gonna stop. And I thought, you know, hey, like, open on a joke, we can all get behind whatever. But this becomes far less appropriate when it cuts like straight from Ray Comfort live at the improv to like suicide logo and music. Oh, yeah. And then the, uh, the girl, the first girl we speak to and why she is depressed.

The transition is, uh, and I said to him, I don't know if this is a canoe, but either way, we better stop paddling. So I was raped as a child, and that's always been really hard for me. Yes. Like we are reacting to his joke. That's quick. The cut is we're 45 seconds into the movie. And when I was 10 to 12 years old, I was gang raped by three men from my church. That's a weird hole to dig for you. In minute one of your movie. Also, I'm confused by the phrasing. Was she getting gang raped for three years? Or she can't recall the exact year. This was gang raped. Very confusing because he asked if they were member of her church and she was like, they snuck in and then they would left. So they

just were they waiting every I've stopped going to that church every day. That's from a certain point. You're not here for the hunting. You know what I'm saying? I'm not Jesus Christ. Also, remember the date. I feel like that would be an easy one. Like, I feel like it would say it on your Hanzo sword and you'd be like, ready to go. There you go. But it's a weird transition. And also, like, this is gonna come up throughout the movie.

So I wanna talk about this. Everyone's sorta like half-smiling the way teenagers do when they're fucking with you. So I don't know who's talking in these. There's one person who's being honest. There's one person who's being honest. There's one person who's crazy. There's one person who is desperate to leave. There's one person who is very clearly fucking with Ray. But this girl, I'm never sure. Because she'll be like, oh, yeah, no, I was gang raped every day for two years. Yeah, totally

100%. You know what else? I mean, unicorn. And it's like. I feel like you're making. Well, and wouldn't it be nice if he was like required to show us how many interviews it took to get these ones because like of the first five people we see four of them have like unnaturally weird hair colors, you know pop purple and orange and I guess that's probably a pretty high marker for I get depressed but but so is I'll spend the next 15 minutes voluntarily talking to Ray Comfort. So, yeah. Yeah. You know, but yeah, so we're man on the streeting because that's what Ray Comfort thinks a movie

is and we learn, we introduce like basically the five people we will spend the rest of this movie bothering. Yeah. And again, that the girl who got gang raped, he's cutting away and cutting back. She like, like, like, she was clearly laughing in between, like, what the fuck was the hilarious rape joke from Ray Cooperdale? What was it like? Panover and Daniel Tosh is walking away. All right. That's it for me.

What's this? Right. It's fucking weird. Yeah. So we, we introduced all our men on the on the street, which again, they're all like, you know, I think the oldest one, well, other than the weird crazy lady that he's mentioned at the beginning there, they, I think the oldest one is probably 19, maybe 20. But before we can get back to them, we have to cut to a few of his big celebrity guests, dead ones. Yeah.

On B roll. Yeah, we got a domain Patrick Swayze who didn't kill himself. Michael Jackson who didn't kill himself. No, no, George Michael who didn't kill himself. No, the dangers of dying of being a various a.o.m. And well, but see, at this point, he's not making the suicide point. He's he's making a even more bizarre one. He says people are only aware of mortality when celebrities die.

Yeah. What the fuck is that? Like, so if you don't follow celebrity news, your grandma dies and you're like, what the fuck is this? He even says dying is way more common than people think. I Don't see how this could be true Well, that's that's a solid question. How common do people think dying is? I'm like more than the impression.

It was 100% of the population. Exactly. More than 100 is too many. Less than 100 is too few. I think there's a really small data on it. It's 100. That's it. But as if he needs to back up, because he starts going off on like, you know, here's how

many people die a minute and that's this many an hour and that's this many a day. And we're like, yeah, no, we know how numbers work. You're just multiplying now, right? Yeah. Like, he didn't think we'd get what he meant by dying. So he chose this a graphic of vital signs. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. The end of life. End of life. End of life. And in case that wasn't enough. He also shows a long list of additional dead people to back up his numbers. Yeah. And then he names large numbers. And he's like, they're not going to get, I'll show them the national debt clock. They're not going to understand large numbers either. So we see that. So fucking stupid. Let's point out. This is the second movie in a fucking row that Ray has

done this in. The like a three people a second, Tom 12 seconds equals 80 MacGillian people talking. Is there anything more obvious about Ray's movies than they are a thin, thin, fucking condom thin, veneer over his clawing terror of death. Oh my God. We're gonna get into the dangerous advice he gives, but like he is just so sure he's figured out how not to die. Isn't he? Like, I feel like Carl Young would have been like, well, that is an exaggerated version of what I meant. That's not arranged for this actor. That's not funny, guys. I meant that's not The range for this actor that's not funny guys. I meant it as a metaphor. Obviously no one would do that I'm gonna call Joe Campbell and tell him this is very silly. You're all being very silly And he constantly and he's trying to instill it in the people that he's talking to you right because you can see the people

The man on the street and he'd be going like are you afraid you afraid of death? And they'd be going, like, no, that seems like a useless thing. Are you afraid of death? And then you'd cut away from them after while and they would come back and they go, like, yeah, okay, I guess, I'm, I guess when you put it that way, sure, now I'm scared. Well, you leave, what I say, yeah, yeah, right. Exactly. If someone asks you more than once, if you're afraid of death, there's a chance they're about to kill you. So I'm on repeated inquiries. Right. And this is where we also

get the Robin Williams suicide. Fun fact, which the movie will not acknowledge, Robin Williams committed suicide because he had a terrible, rare form of MS and didn't want to die in horrible pain and dementia. Is that confirmed? Yes. Oh, right. In the corner of his report, he had body something, something, and he took his own life not because he was sad, but because he wanted to die with dignity and he couldn't do it because he was robbing fucking Williams. Yeah.

Well, and then like he brings up Robin Williams like, cause you know, he's like, ah, they're not going to sue me for using his picture. And then he says the tragedy is that Robin didn't even know why he was depressed. Now we're going to get to the ferocity of that state. Well, right. If a plane crashes into my house and kills me, the tragedy isn't that I don't know what caused the engine malfunction. The tragedy is that I'm fucking dead. He doubles down on this because he then says, nobody needs why depression hands. Or bite.

Does it like how does bees fly? The fucking right version. Does nobody know at all? Well, what's really going on here is like, careful rational thinking people aren't willing to ascribe a single cause to such a complex problem. So Ray's going to have to step in and do it for him. Right.

He's like, new on some to stop you right there. No. So yeah. So now that we've got some Robin Williams, we go back to man on the streeting with the opening question this time is, so a suicide big in colleges like it was a band. And the answer is like number two killer after accidents. What? It's so weird.

You're right. What? Suicide. He's also got this amazing moment where he goes, why does he have any celebrities kill themselves? I wrote, because you won't stop quitting at the. But yeah, but the, but the chick he's asking at this point makes this great point about, well, you know, there's a huge social stigma about seeking mental help. I think a lot of religious.

Okay, I've got that. I got that. And when she starts to make a solid point, he snatches away the microphone, making cuts off and makes that point as though he was explaining it to her. He steals it, he steals it. Yeah, and she's like, yeah, no, that's what I was saying into your microphone

when you jerked it away like an asshole. Yeah, and like these are, these are all good points, but like I know he's about to start yelling. Yeah, he's like, mints and, he's gonna like any minute that's gonna happen. Yeah, right,

because up to this point, this could just be like a good video to have out on YouTube about. She was up into this point. He hasn't tipped his hand at all. Yeah, it's so, it's darn. It's the dread that you have watching these, this good advice, like the breakup talk. Someone's like, I just want you to know I've really, oh my God, get to it.

Yeah, right. They're like, you're smart and you're w're witty normally like hearing this stuff, but let's kind of fast forward, huh? I have enough friends. Don't let it. It doesn't work in it's a problem. Yeah. He does take a little left turn right here. This is where if I remember correctly, we cut to Prince William sky Skyping with Lady Gaga. Is that Prince William? I'm pretty sure that's Prince William.

I am also pretty sure that's Prince William. I have, I wouldn't know him if he bit me on the ass, but yeah, why wouldn't they have, like, why, because he came up and said, this is Lady Gaga. Prince William, Lady Gaga, and Ray Comfort, circle the one that doesn't go on. What the fuck is happening? How does he get these people?

Why was Prince William Skyping with Lady Gaga and Ray comfort circle the one that doesn't want. What the fuck is happening? How does he get these people? Why was Prince William skyping with Lady Gaga and why is that footage available? He's the father of the sun king, like he doesn't want. What, how did that, okay. Also, because he keeps listing dead people and I think at a certain point, he ran out, either that or I'm the only one who has no idea who Mindy McCreedy is.

Is that just me? I believe she was Dean Kane's wife at one point. Well, there you go. That's how far down into the bucket he's got. He was superman. He was superman. Yeah, no, he was. He was.

An awful lot of this movie though is just like an automated slideshow of his Google results. Is it like if you just with celebrity deaths 2017 or whatever and that's what we're getting. And then we get this weird like hop from like lady goga his depression. Here's a video of a guy shooting himself in the fucking What the fuck was that right? We just so maybe that's so weird that went around to that mayor shooting himself in the fucking mouth. It was just like we cut right into that. It was very upsetting. I was

not ready for some faces of death in the middle of this. Right. Yeah. And it was a strange type of suicide. Like the guy posted the gun out of his pocket, like a cowboy dueling himself. Like, yeah, right. Like there's a quick draw element to this suicide. And why would you show us? No, yeah, there was, there was, I, very confused. Get ready for him because there are several times when he'll just be like, shock value. Um, and so now we get some, some suicide statistics and to help drive these home, we're going to get some grossly cartoony graphics. Was that a graphic for like suicide guys? Yes. Some men's rooms guy, but he just shot him. What the fuck was

happening? I'm sorry, this whole numbers bit in the middle. It's a little bit confusing. I was wondering, can we get some fun cartoons to really live in the 40,000 deaths by suicide a year. I'm going to be describing. Yeah. Okay. So that is what happened. But then why I feel like the guy, the suicide guy icon guy, he shouldn't be laying sideways on a hospital car. That's it. Like that would just be a weird thing for the doctors to prop him up like that. I don't know, or was it like failed suicide attempt guy? I think so. Yeah. Yeah.

Maybe it's just like playing words with a stranger. I don't know. I love this brief little moment. So he's talking about how like, you know, there was this spike in suicides last year and newsweek did a whole article and they were really absolutely positive that it had nothing to do with guns. Y'all nothing to do with guns. Not moving on. We promise. Don't look at that article by the way, because that's what they might not say that, but I said it. Yeah. I said it. And look, rewind

back and skip over the gun death. I just showed you. Yeah, right. Exactly. Forget the example we just used. And look, not to deflate suicide statistics. I just showed you. Yeah, right. Exactly. Forget the example we just used and look, not to deflate suicide statistics. I'm not trying to minimize this problem, but like being the highest total is kind of to be expected with an ever rising population. Right. Like if the rates stayed the same, we would always have the highest total of suicides if our population kept growing. So anyway, hard transition. Damn it. No, it doesn't care if you do. That's what I'm saying. You're Buddhist.

But then he takes a moment to shit on Denmark. Yes. His next point is like, ah, you're probably wondering, what if I moved to Denmark, the happiest country in the world? But if they are so happy, the happiest country in the world, but if they say happy, here come they have Kinsa. Yeah, he's like, oh, they rate highest on the world happiness in drugs, but we took a look. It turns out there are a bunch of drugs with cancer.

So fuck Denmark or I mean, Ray Comfort, please move to Denmark or back to New Zealand because they were beating the US by like five slots on that thing. It's just for the record, every country in the top 10 single payer healthcare, all the happy. Like the GP is literally trying to dismantle happiness or at least a big step toward it that we talk. Yeah. Right.

And also is it just me or did it occasionally feel like Ray was like when he was man on the street and like he was trying to talk these people into killing themselves on camera. Absolutely. Throughout. And puts on a hockey mask, just walk away. They will spank your eyes. Just walk away. And this kid.

So let's talk about little baby Kim Jong Un kid. So okay. The baby Kim Jong Un kid is either in desperate need of help, in which case, I hope he gets that or fucking with Ray. Cause Ray's like, do you have a try to kill yourself? And he's like, oh yeah, I tried to shoot myself missed, tried to hate myself. Gravon Eden worked that day. Just jumping off a stool. Fuck my neck is greasy. I'm a wetter stool. I missed again. He's just trying to hang himself and appear one in points, keeps jumping onto other stools.

Fuck. Who's that a tree? Fuck. I'm going to get in between them. Fuck. This small stuff. Who's that a tree? Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Yeah, and also can we talk about the girl, the, the, the, the, the, the, the eyebrow chick. Can we talk about eyebrow chicks distinguishing features? Yes. Oh, thank you.

Yeah. So eyebrows and also the food around her mouth. She's five year old, just eight and never wipes it off for the entire movie. She's in a lot of this movie. It's very distracting. I understand the food around the mouth thing, like Mr. Prima and other Mr. so I'm totally on board with that. But she is by far the only person in this movie who is I think not fucking with Ray and her eyebrows are shaved into the shape of sperms.

Let's just get it. She's coming back. Her eyebrows are shaved into the shape of sperms. I she looks like a lovely girl. I hope she gets the care and helps you needs, but her eyebrows are shaped like sperms or comas or like apostrophes, but what was she surprised, but it's usually sperms, you know, I feel like if you walk into the barber, you say sperm. Yeah, exactly.

And give me the sperm. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's what I walk it to say when I walk into the barber, you say sperm. Yeah, exactly. And give me the sperm. Yeah, exactly. Well, that's what I walk it, say when I walk into the barber. Okay, so now it's time to get to some more statistics and shift. Okay, this is the part of the movie where we have to talk about antidepressants for like 18 seconds. Right? Because he's like, oh, the epidemic was so bad.

They started calling depression a mental disease. That's how he introduces that. That's what happened. It got so bad they're like, what if we called it a mental disease? You know what guys, this is really getting out of hands. We got to stop calling this the sands. I know you walk into a doctor's office and someone says the sanny times and they just don't take it seriously.

So what's the mental disease? and they just don't take it seriously enough. So, what say some time in the mid 40s, we invent psychotherapy, huh? So, let's get on with this guys. And then we get the amazing clip, which anyone who has been a medicine advocate knows, the Naomi Judd interview. Oh yes. Oh, is she famous or something? This is a famous interview for anyone

who's been a medicine advocate or a psychotherapy advocate. Or a skeptic. Yeah. Where Naomi Judd basically went on TV and blamed a bunch of bad surgery on antidepressants. Okay. Well, my note here is antidepressressants cause this fat lady's botched face lift to look at. Is this the only selling us right now? Yeah, no, not it's fucking all. That's just what she looked like when they got done. You know what makes faces look even worse, shooting yourself in them. If we're comparing side effects, shooting yourself in them is bad. But this is enough for Raid to just do away with it, right? He shows her and she's like, he's like, oh, look at that.

He take those antidepressants and be all shaky and swell up. And then he says antidepressants remain controversial and we have dealt with that issue. They are off the table now. I mean, they're controversial. So, you know, let's hope there's another solution, wink, wink. Yeah. With some of those better solution with none of those terrible side effects. And by the way, there are a ton of blogs and research you can do. Check out that Naomi Judd interview because it's

something that still comes up today. Unlike the weird woody pages on Facebook, I'll occasionally still see that someone will be like, I was considering pages on Facebook. I'll occasionally still see that. So I'm going to be like, I was considering any depressants. And then Naomi Judd looks like a mylar balloon of herself. So I'm not sure. I don't know. Naomi Judd was like, keep on Botox and Jimmy. She just fucking, she pushed down the plunge herself.

He was like, I'm supposed to do that slowly, Naomi. Yeah. And that video, by the way, represents the hard right turn into crazy, destructive, homicidal bullshit that this movie takes. We will never stop turning right. We will just do doughnuts from this point on. Yeah. So because this is right, right, because that's where it goes like, well, I guess now it's

time to hear what the boy boy has to say about it, huh? Hmm, hmm. So the point he makes is meaningless, right? He's just saying the Bible says we're all terrified of death. Yeah. That's like, is there any follow up? No. Well, as look, I mean, I don't claim to know the causes of suicide, but I feel like if

there's one thing we can rule out, it's fear of death. Fear of death. Right. Is not a cause. I'm going to go ahead. I'm going to go out there. I'm going to be brave and say people don't kill themselves because they're afraid of death.

That is a feel like we can go ahead and throw that down in the concrete and just leave it for the future generation. Just like movie trope wrestling in the gun with yourself. Weird. I'm afraid of mice. So I am a mouse now. And by the way, men's room guy is back and he's animating that Bible verse about being afraid of death.

In case we couldn't get that concept without some kind of visual stimulation to go along with it. And how do all the people in the Bible remember about death without celebrity news? How would this be even relevant? How would they even know? Jesus was the first celebrity death. A lot of people know that. Yeah.

And okay. From this point on in the movie, we're basically going to watch a human being try to convince a clinically depressed person, there's nothing wrong with them, right? This is the, you really don't have diabetes according to the Bible portion of the film, which will encompass the entire remainder of the film. Uh-huh. So now we're on the fear of death section, right? Because we're going to learn the fear of death causes you to be sad, sad causes depression, depression causes death. Don't think about it too hard. So we can flip up the British view.

The British ladies are like, I say I also have a Freudian theater of death. Do you use it to I do darling. I fucking do. And then we get Woody Allen, which, okay, you, how does he get Woody Allen for this? He just, he just pulled a fucking public domain clip from YouTube that he could get away with. So, or, or, or something that he was sure Woody Allen was going to sue him over or whatever. But the thing about Woody Allen is that Woody Allen talking about depression is so goddamn funny that he literally couldn't put him in there for 90 seconds without this being fucking hilarious. That was hilarious, yeah, he's like, yeah, I turn five. I realized that you can die,

so I started getting depressed. Yeah, because he's an atheist. Yeah, you can use it. Oh, right. He can use some religion. Hold on, doesn't he have a few other mental disorders, Woody Allen? Is Christianity good for fixing pedophilia?

What's their track record? What's the track record on that? How do they? What about marrying your daughter? few other mental disorders Woody Allen is Christianity good for fixing pedophilia. What's their track track track track record on that? How do they? What about marrying your daughter? Have we done marrying daughter? Well, I mean, it does help with depression. It does help with depression. It's a solution and a doctor.

So, yeah. So we watched a few of the YouTube clips that Ray found while he was searching fear of death. And that's when Neil deGrasse Tyson pops in for a visit. Well, it's not just Neil deGrasse Tyson, it's the montage of, can I cut interviews where someone has a good answer about death to make it look like they're afraid Anthony Hopkins gives a brilliant answer. Watch that Larry King interview. He talks about the importance

of life and family and shit and Neil deGrasse Tyson. He's like, Neil, aren't you afraid of death? And Neil is like, well, end of the game. Yeah. So the abrupt cut of Neil's grass Tyson in the middle of a great answer. Just out of nowhere. Like, he do the technical death. That guy is done talking. Enjoy five minutes of elevator music that we have. I mean, it goes why why use the opening part of the clip, right? I mean, why would you, you don't have to put Neil to grass Tyson in there and cut him off mid word. Ray, Ray, I know, I know you listen to these. I know you pretend you don't, and I don't let people tweet at you. So, you know, we're mutually, we're leaving each other alone. But Ray, you gotta stop using us.

All right, buds, keep Larry. Keep Larry Krauss out of things. Keep me a lot of things. Just stick to stick to stick to stick. I'm gonna cut on a hop. And you got the Robin Williams light. That was all fine. It just came out of it.

Don't interview me. You did the same thing with Laurence Krauss. And that last one, exactly. No, yeah, exactly. Like clearly killed him. And then he was like, oh, man, all right, we can use like eight seconds to this. But I don't know. Just don't use any. What do you do? Lose the frustrated part before he starts talking. Yeah. And then we learned that Bruce Springsteen was also sad once. And at this point, he has gone all the way towards just conflating clinical depression with sad because mom died. Sad because his friend died like two of the band members died

in the same year. And he was like, I was sad about that. And it's like, yeah, man. Well, yeah, I mean, that's that we're not talking about the same things here. But again, he's going to conflate those two things because it's going to come in handy for him later, right? He he he he he Oh, and then we get psychology professor. Oh My god, who the where the fuck did he find this guy? He's the psychology professor of surfing His interview is just like listen to me dudes raw

Depression is gnarly There's no way that guy has a PhD not even words entire segment is just Listen to me, dudes. Wrong. Depression is gnarly. Wrong. There's no way that guy has a PhD. Not even words. Entire segment is just words that rhyme with the surfers do noise. Just. No. I want to say.

Oh, depression's gnarly, bro. Oh, that was pretty. Yeah, that's all the brilliant insight we got from that guy. And just in case you hadn't really gotten the whole depression, isn't fun, angle that this movie's going for. He reinforces it with eyebrow girl giving this long, like trying to explain how bad depression is moment, which is uncomfortable. And basically he's the whole time saying, would you say your life is futile?

Could you say life is futile into the camera? Oh, could you at least agree with me when I say it? It is very strange. And I should point out that there is actually a dangerous moment here that she engages in, and maybe she said further things, but we should talk about it, where she's like, oh, depression's terrible,

and you feel like you'll never feel happy again, but that is part of depression. Part of depression you feel like you'll never feel happy again. But like, that is part of depression. Part of depression is feeling like it will never get better, but it does, especially with care and treatment. But it just cuts off on her being like, and you feel like you'll never be happy again and raised like, yeah, maybe you won't. Yeah. Now let's get back to Neil the grass. I said, and we're back. Yeah. Now, let's get back to Neil the Grass Ties and more back. And then we get a crazy atheist lady. Who he does get to say life is futile.

She really says that and she talks about her aunt who committed suicide. But it's he cut it together like one word at a time at and points with this. So she's like, my aunt killed herself because he is him couldn't make tooth brushing fun. Like what the fuck? Well, and many goes off to they we get a little bit with orange air girl who is clearly like not depressed or you know, she's been depressed here and there because most people have dealt with some level of depression. But he's like, have you ever thought about killing yourself?

And she's like, well, I've thought about it. And he's like, give me the goddamn details lady. Tell me all about it. And it's so clear that like, she's just in that position where like, she's like, well, I thought about it as in like, I was like, boy, I bet you couldn't probably kill yourself with that razor. It's a safety razor. Yeah, he starts working out logistics with her.

Like, yeah, well, what is he been thinking about let's workshop You're a big girl so pills probably aren't gonna be a path Feedback there's not enough you can take all right also he goes are you being deadly serious and she just gives him this big fucking smile Serious and she just gives him this big fucking smile Serial like puns with Suicide Right like how's it hanging any good news like Well, and then we dive into this bizarre Dialectic that he has the would you sell your eye for a million dollars? you sell your eye for a million dollars? Yeah, fuck was that?

I'd cause I would sell my eye for a million dollars. I think I would really think about it at least. I am fucking full-time personal triangulator for every time you got it. You've got money left over. And then, okay, so we're question to start with, but then his next question is, what about both eyes for 10 million?

What information is it that's working here? What is he doing? No, is he trying to find the fair market value for this girl's eyes? I don't so confusing. I wanted that to keep going. Like, okay, what about a kidney and a finger for five million?

Interesting. Interesting, weird businessmen from the beginning of Sawtoe lineup and they're like, 15, 22 and 50 bucks for your hair. What? What? He also, he actually, because we go back to a baby Kim Jong-Un and he actually says to this guy at one point, he's like, hey, man, come on. If you meant to commit suicide all those times when you hung yourself and missed,

you'd have just jumped off a cliff. You're pussy. What? If God wanted you to die, he'd mention that jumping off a cliff is batting like a thousand, but he didn't tell you that. Wait, wait. How does this movie work? Did I just tell you?

Yeah, all right. Good God. No, don't keep rolling. Keep wrong. That's fine. We will not cut this in post. No. Sure. And so now we've got to go back to the fear of death thing because he can't not be talking about that for three solid minutes. So now we get a series of him cutting to different people asking him if they're afraid to die. And I want to spend a second on the the Asian dude that starts this bit off, right? Because this is the first time we meet him skateboardy guy.

He's my favorite. Oh my god skateboardy guy. He's the best. He really is. And a later see if he's the best. If someone could juice Keith and right and then like put it in with some soy sauce and then turn it into a human. That's this character. Wow.

That's offensive. All right. So I saw us, we went with that. So I saw some, yeah, because he's Asian. He's Asian. He's Asian. Yeah, no, that's what I, yeah, that's what I figured you were doing there. Well, yeah, I'm powder.

But when we first meet, it's a compliment. Yeah, no. They came up with a lot of good stuff. No, they did. I'm out of example printing press. Yeah, paper. So that was Gutenberg. No, it was not.

He just popularized it in the West. He modified it. He had some important stuff, but no, the Chinese invented the project. I was just like, I bet if I pretend to correct, no, he will have to correct me. So yeah, so this, but he's asking, he's going through going like, are you afraid to die? And this guy's like, no, not really. And you can see Ray start to panic and he's like,

but do you believe in God? And he's like, yeah, he's like, okay, oh, all right, we can still use this stuff guys. He's religious, it's okay, it's all right. By the way, we should point out, Asian skateboarder guy just wants to cross the street. Yes, I'm not gonna spoil what happens, but his entire thing is just,

it's green again, it's green again. Yeah. I missed another light. I believe. And then this is followed by that we go back to all those various people he's been talking to this whole time And we get all the their answers to the do you believe in God's existence bit? Wait the the question is occasionally do you have any faith and I'm like what the fuck kind of question is that?

Also, there's one girl where he goes are you a Christian and she goes no I'm a Catholic a Christian and she goes, no, I'm a Catholic. Is that the translation here is I don't know about this Jesus shit. And when I learn, I'll be an atheist. Uh, like good works are bad. Is that the way there's? Like faith saves a guy from suicide. Then he hands a poor person a dollar. It shoots himself in the face like,

fuck the message. Catholic. And that was that was if I'm not mistaken, that was 14 year old Katie Holmes, right? Well, I liked her. She had some nice snaggle tea. Like, it's like, in a very trapezoid, but they somehow fit. Yeah, they did. Yeah, she pulled it off.

Yeah, and also I love, because I believe it's baby Kim Jong-un at this point where he's like, you know, well, if you died, would you go to heaven or hell? And he's like, well, I don't think there is a heaven and break up or like, are you going to Jesus a liar? Brakes a fucking beer bottle on the bench and shit. What's like? No, no, no man. He's like, all right. All right. Good. This is a weird leading interview. Well, right. And now keep in mind this is the same guy who talked about killing himself and missing. He's like, he's at one point This same kid goes like well, yeah, I'm pretty sure I've broken all the commandments

question Ray doesn't ask but there is a murder commandment right there is and raise like now you don't hate your dad to you And I'm like hey Ray. I'm gonna want you to jump ahead. I think it's four or five. There's a murder one. And I'd like you to take a couple steps back, Ray Bay. Yeah, he said they're going like, yeah, well, you know, uh, lie to my mom about fucking my neighbor stole a meal while engraving a golden calf last Sunday. And then I killed her.

But I think I think I'm missing one. That's a lot of them right there. One at least. Um, but yeah, Ray is trying to do his classic because we. That's a lot of them right there. One at least. But yeah, Ray is trying to do his classic because we've seen this a bit a million times since this is your first episode. I apologize for rushing through it so often.

But he does this whole bit where he tries to convince everybody they've broken most of the commandments where he's like, where he does the whole like, well, if you ever looked at a woman with lust in your heart, well, Jesus is that counts as adultery thing, except for the kid that he's talking to, I was like, no, no, I've just fucked women. I didn't, it wasn't just with lust.

I mean, you don't have to go metaphorical here, man. I actually committed that sin or at least I would like you to believe that I did. Yeah, she's from Canada, but I'm totally damned. Totally damned. All the way damned. Do you even think about it? I love the part with a big orange here, lady during this segment too, where he's, she's like, yeah, I'm a sinner, but I can just ask forgiveness last minute.

And he's like, damn it. Damn it. Can she do that? This is my thing is stupid. No, no, listen, you can't do that because you couldn't just go to the judge and say, I judge, I'm super sorry. Please forgive me. You've got a, no, that is right. That why would I give that example because I'm about to give that example?

Yeah, no, then he does. He does like right after she says, no, there's a stupid loophole in your religion that makes it easy. And he's like, well, let me tell you all about that stupid loophole and fuck called indulgences. Wait. We need to read. Damn it. I should write these ahead. This is not going well. And also, like, again, I should point out that there's a brunette girl he's talking to that looks 14, which makes this so fucking twisted, especially when he starts going like, can I pry with you?

Will you nail with me? I thought she looked a good 17.5 in New York. Let's go with this. In New York and she was 17.5. Also, this is where he's like trying, she's like, oh, she's doing the like polite. Yeah, no, I'll think about it. Think about it. Sure. Absolutely. Yeah, we should totally get coffee sometime and he's like, can we get coffee,

right now? What if we got coffee right here? I mean, what a way, right? It's crazy. I'm just says spontaneous and crazy. Well, I look, yeah, because like, look, at this point, everyone's sick of fucking talking to right. So he goes through this this little round of of man on the street videos where everybody like sure does wish they were Christian, but um, they got a thing right now. So it's I mean, it's like virtually every one of them. I love to this. He goes, he goes to the chick.

He goes like, uh, why would I be this honest unless I can't? And she's like, are you selling the movie you're making? Yeah, eyebrows look weird. It was. We had spam spam our prayers. Now, Noah, just now you had to caveat a little bit when you said almost everybody because who is the essence of Heath and right mixed with an amazing multi thousand year culture that we all respected in my life. I've been born that I watch. Yes.

I'm mixed with the one that I watch and my sister, not the porn with my sister. My sister's not my sister's 13. Uh, that's not really able to watch porn of her for, for, for quite a while. That's, yeah. Thank you. Thank you. It was about to get awkward if I didn't say that wasn't it? Yeah.

You pulled that right. Your mom listens to the show is the point. That's not the point. She's working out. She's really enjoying this part of the show. I like the citation. Need is she doesn't love the, I'm gonna get a swearing text from her again,

about the swearing. All right, but Dan, the hero, the hero Gotham needs arises. Would someone please describe what our Asian skateboarder does in his final scene in this film. You just skateboards away. You're not my real dad hits him in the face with a computer. I'm squinting an arrow in the skateboard.

They show him like go and like no man look I've because he's clearly pointing at the walk-dope walk thing like I've missed three of those dude. I have shit to do that's more important than this. And we, but we watch him for a really long time, right? So we're supposed to be like, damn it. That one got away, right? Like that's clearly how they're selling this scene to us. But he is so clearly just like, oh man, I hope I can bring a trash can in

because it's any container slushy day. It's similar. and bring a trash can in because it's any container slushy day. It's similar. Oh, so we have to, we have to go back to the crazy purple haired lady that he's opened up with in the best worst here. We referred to as straw woman to point out that she doesn't fucking care anything at all about her life because there's no guy. So good.

I wanted to mime skateboard away on the grass lawn that they're standing on crunch crunch. Come back past the other way and a mime canoe. I still hate you. Pigs on my mouth. I'm not down. This woman, I miss her. She is every person who sends us a seven page email to let us know why she's canceling her 50 cent Patreon plate personified. I think it's very sweet when they do that. And when Noah says the green party. Oh, I've never, I've never gotten those ones.

It's usually for me. It's like, yeah, I had hard times or something. But yeah, so and now it's time to cut back to Ray's sermon, where he goes, what's the difference between Christians and non-Christians? And I got my hand raised like, I know this one's we hate one or two. Well, this is where he gives us the parachute analogy for the second time in one minute. Literally, I went back, this fucking analogy shows up two times within the same minute in this film.

Yeah. Okay. He's saying, trust Jesus, like a parachute, which is parachute might be literally the worst thing to have faith in. I feel like confidence in parachutes should be data driven. Like any other thing that you're going to have confidence in. Well, okay, this is a classic example of Ray not being smart enough to make his own point because what he's trying to say, this is how this apologetic goes. I've heard this apologetic from much better

apologists before is, it's an apologetic to the whole, well, if you think you're going to have in wire, you still scared, right? Well, we're both jumping out of the airplane. I have a parachute. You don't. I'm still scared because I'm afraid of heights, but I'm not going to die even though I know I have my parachute. But he's so bad at this that he never makes that point at all.

And the way that actually works is like he's saying like if you're about to show that of playing and I'm like, here's this invisible parachute, a Jewish guy from 2000 years ago says he definitely is active. Are you gonna think about that? Yes. I'm gonna check. I'm gonna check and know. Yeah. I'm absolutely going to also, if there's four different guys who are like, Hey, man, just so you know, that guy's fucking wrong. There's not a parachute in there. Spill with pots and pans. And things that yours is filled with pots and pans and minds of fucking parachute. Everybody fucking.

I feel like the religious people should jump out of airplanes message though is probably the best message we get out of this movie. It's true. Also tiny note, we get a shot of Ray here like on stage full out, a little scruffy Ray, clean up that beer. Right. Right. He's in front of a super church.

Get a, get a trimmer and then look a little nice. All right. Yeah. Nobody's going to want to lick you looking like that, bro. And then he talks about pilgrim's progress, or pilgrim's promise, whatever the hell it is, for a very brief second, for no reason whatsoever, except possibly to shoehorn in the video game,

cutscene computer animations from 1999 that accompany this portion of the movie. Oh, I, but I love the pilgrim's progress or whatever this parable is, because it's one of the first ones they tell you as a kid, where you're like, that's a bad story. Yeah, right. And it's just drunk dad just, you know, listen to me,

Kazerad, there's a pilgrim, he goes, and then there's a giant named depression and the despair and he gets locked in castle sad. But then he goes, I have the key and his friend, Alan goes, you have the fucking key the whole time. Giant was beating the shit out of us, man, you're fucking asshole. You got to tell me what else do you have on you? Let's do it in

And the program was like I don't like your town and then they didn't talk for like a day and a half They drifted apart because after college you're enough friends with us people anymore Yep, that was some computer animation Yep, that was some computer animation. Oh, shit. And since raised babbling, I guess doesn't lend itself the act breaks or anything, we might as well take our hiatus here. But first, let me have the C segment the hard sell as Eli ever looked at Heath with lust in his heart.

Okay. Well, Ray resorts showing us actual videos of suicide for nothing but shock value. Why are we watching a murder weapon on YouTube? That's a good question. Find out the answers to these questions and more. When we return for the negligently homicidal conclusion of exits, the appeal of suicide. Not a great title. It gets more appealing as the movie goes. I'm just saying every minute, mega, minute 30. I was like, ooh, a gun with a single bullet. Do you suffer from depression? It's like a dark cloud and developing me wherever I go.

Do you struggle to find joy in the things that used to make you happy? Sometimes I look over at Phyllis's corpse and realize, I haven't touched her in weeks. You suffer from suicidal thoughts. Sometimes the only reason I don't kill myself is that it's going to be way funny or if I wait until my birthday. Well, then why not try Jesus. Jesus doesn't work like other medications. Doesn't alter your brain chemistry or inhibit selective serotonin reuptake,

but it has been clinically tested to improve your mood, because clinically tested can legally proceed just about any claim. Once I started taking Jesus, I stopped thinking about suicide because I was terrified that a demon would torture me if I did. So if you're suffering from a potentially fatal mental illness, ignore your doctors and try Jesus instead. Thanks to Jesus, I don't even go to my therapist anymore. My pastor says I don't need him, and the enormous social pressure on me to cure myself

of mental illness by wishing super hard leaves me far too ashamed to ask for the help I so desperately need. Jesus, because the courts are afraid to charge us with negligence. Side effects of Jesus may include vomiting, disinist, confusion, difficulty speaking, hallucinations, misogyny, trouble vision, nausea, anti-semitism, anxiety, unusual nervousness or irritability, new or worsening depression, mental constipation,

a false sense of well-being, erectile dysfunction, stigma, neccessary reasoning, racism, homophobia, restlessness, genocide, troublesleeping, paranoia, difficulty swallowing sexual oppression, loss of comprehension, appeal, sanity, kids that probably should have been aborted, sore knees, numbness of the cerebral brum, agitation, lethargy, overactive reflexes,

convulsions speaking in tongues, propositional fallacies, trouble concentrating, itching, skin, rash, joint pain, and a historically unqualified president. Ask your pastor about Jesus today. And we're back for more of this shit. And we're going to jump right back into some man on the streeting one more time. And this time we're going to start off on 14 year old Katie Holmes again with the camera very clearly panning up from her tits at like the like, oh shit, like kind of a moment.

She can talk again. And we have Ray walking us through an example of how wrong he is. So this is the example, right? He goes, well, what if you were in terrible debt, right? And I call you and I say, hey, Katie, did it, Mary, I'm going to come and I'm going to pay off your debt. Wouldn't you feel better? You'd feel better? And she's like, I mean, yeah, obviously I would, I would feel amazing. Yeah, that would be wonderful. Now, what if I said I'd pay your bills after you die? But in the meantime,

you have to do everything I say. Exactly. If you pretend you'll be a millionaire Tuesday and you give me a hamburger today. Right. Then that's it. That's religion. It ties me that burger. And also, can we point out that we're like talking to a 16 year old girl about an example that involves foreclosure, right?

Like, he's like, imagine you're under a foreclosure notice and she's just going like, I don't even know. I'm the one who said I'm not a Christian. I'm a Catholic earlier. I don't think we can trust me to know what words mean. But the point he's making is not if you owe to million dollars and your house was about to be taken and I gave you a million dollars, you'd feel better. It's if you thought I was going to give you a million dollars, you'd feel better, right? You'd still lose your fucking house. But between now and then you'd feel a lot better. Right. And I should point out, Ray has a ton of money for his ministry. So like, Ray, you could actually do this, buddy. You could actually just go and find me a man for closure.

And that would be way better than making videos that are going to kill people. I'm just one of you. You want to know what to do with your budget for the next one. Spare us, you know, markers, the silent killer and just give some money to people unconditionally. I'll take some. I need some, just give me some. I'll take some. Is it bad to sniff those? They smell weird. Yeah. Yeah. No, his whole message here is it's important to remember that the Bible says believing in the Bible will give you joy and peace there for. And then we go back to the sermon.

This is the part of the sermon. Two where he talks about the guy who survived after jumping off the golden gate bridge to kill himself. Okay. Yeah. What was happening? The only guy to survive a jump from the Golden Gate Bridge was apparently an atheist. Yep. What lesson? What is it you guys getting from that? We have superpowers,

right? I don't think, I mean, you know, honestly, if we convinced our listeners that we did and that we could survive this bridge thing, we would be like tied with Ray, right? I was about to say, there's a lot of people who've been making jokes about drugging me with tampered brownies. So I don't know, we don't tell people they can push us off heights. That's all I'm saying. We don't tempt fate. We got some folks real excited for the live shows coming up in Austin. I love your show, Flip. That's what happened to Harry Houdini. we, we check in with this guy, right? The atheist that survived the fall from Golden Gate Bridge. He's like, yeah, I'm super

happy about the not dying thing. I don't feel like you needed. Needed me to tell you that. But, you know, I did. So now we're done and we're done. Uh, they do not survey the people who were happy to be dead. I'm just saying it's not a use some fucking science. Yeah, true that confirmation bias in there. Yeah, survivor bias or whatever it's called. And then we get some violent suicide rescues. He he he.

Okay, here's the problem. He mixes in one just suicide, which was a couple, a couple. I love violent suicide rescues. I watch them on YouTube for fun, because they're amazing. Though you see the one where the guy like, he does the thing where he like zoops down and just kicks the lady in through the window. That's a great one. Oh, that's a good one.

But then in the middle, it's like punch save and you're like, hey. Yeah. They get saved but then in the middle there's one who's just like Yeah, oh didn't get that guy didn't get that one how did the punch save lady not see the guy coming right He's just like slowly like crawling over from like another window stop of building and he just like slowly like crawling over from like another window stop of building. And he just like slowly goes up to her punches her back onto her, onto her porch or whatever. Did she think he was going to like, tandem jump with her? What is it? What the fuck knows. But yeah, so he shows a few of those and then he picks us in a couple

of shots of people like about to jump off of a bridge and he shows us some rescues as though he's trying to like make us think, oh no, this guy, this guy, nope, he jumped, he's going to die. And one of the guys is just like 10 feet off the ground. Yeah. Like his ankles would have stung a little bit if you thought that was it. I shouldn't have taken that flight as stairs. And then we get a suicide bridge guy who is actually cool. The guy that just runs around on that suicide bridge with his bad tackling people.

Such fun fact about that guy. I do eventually want to do a citation needed episode. That guy, as he's gotten older, has apparently gotten bad at telling who is committing suicide and who is crossing a bridge. Well, he just grabs people and is like, don't kill yourself. And they're like, I'm going to work. And he's like, don't do it. Yeah. It's a really weird story.

This Chinese guy in a bridge, he'd sneak up on people that he thought were going to kill themselves. He'd grab them and hold them. And then he'd take them to an apartment. Yep. You did this 321 times over 13 years. So he'd abduct people and take them to a kidnapping apartment. Yep. And like I said, at least a few of them were like, dude, I was just going to like take

a picture over the edge. There's no kid off me. There's fucking hell. And do you think there's a row? That guy is kidnapped 321 people, right? Do you think at a certain point he's just like, hey, Mrs. Chow, how you do it? Seriously, you need to subscribe. How you doing?

Oh my gosh, he's getting so big. Yeah, no, he was, he was lingering. So I just, seriously, seriously, you was, he was lingering side just for you. Seriously, seriously, you're being very rude to Miss Chao. He was lingering side just for you and take him up into the apartment. Oh, so right. What the fuck does this story have to do with it? Because like, I'm almost certain this guy isn't Christian, the Chinese guy.

Maybe he's Jesus. Well, unless he's Jesus, what the fuck is the point of him telling us this story? Jesus is Asian. This is a weird message from my comfort. Wouldn't it guess it? Progressive, actually. I mean, based on your races, ranking of the races when we were between the B and C segment, that is... Asian must have won, everybody, to see how. An attractiveness bias. I don't want to get into it. No, I mean, you agree with that.

You agree with that, Asians, but it wasn't just attractiveness. We said it was the cult. There was food. There was we're going to do a patron only hanging out where we'll figure this out. And now we need the best religions, Buddhism's awesome. And now the beep sends.

And we meet Emil Zwain, his bro's calm, easy. Oh, okay. This is now it's time for the everyone gather in the high school gym Heels Wayne, his bro's column, easy. Oh, okay. This is now it's time for the everyone gather in the high school gym and fear from the ex gang member. Yes. Section of the program. Now this guy is apparently raised producer, right?

This is the producer of all our movies and our award winning TV shows that we gave awards to. Yeah, be proud. Email. This is your legacy. And we learned that he, uh, his uncle killed himself when he was four, uh, which apparently was bad. That's how he knew there was a loving God. Yeah. And he was a gang member.

And the moment he says this, we get the silliest looking gang member. He's sitting on a floral couch. He's so good. Perched on his head, like, to the side. He might as well be like putting his leg over a chair the wrong way and like giving some teens the straight talk. Yeah, your gangster photo really loses a lot of steam when it includes your grandma's plastic covered couch and floor wall paper. And yeah, he's wearing like 19 hats all balanced. We're like, gaps. So if the initiation to his gang was hat jenga and he like somehow, it's really strange looking picture. I love to guys. As he said in this, he's like, I was a gang member, a crap, not a fucking

blood. Anyway, and then he goes, he goes, Hey, you guys ever see that it's a wonderful life movie? Funny thing, that copyright wasn't renewed on time. So it's free for us to show you clips of it. And incidentally, that's the only reason anyone really knows about it is because TV stations were allowed to air it for free. And what's, what's the lesson for a wonderful life? Like if you're thinking about killing yourself, have an angel show you the counterfactual

universe first. How do you use this advice? Also, it's a wonderful life. Not a great example of a movie to use about depression because Jimmy Stewart had terrible PTSD that kept him grounded during the war and this movie triggered his PTSD and he had to go to a sanitarium afterwards. So it's actually really not. Yeah.

Yeah, it's like a. He's in Google it. He had to go to a sanitary. He had terrible PTSD after the war is it maybe hit his wife. It depends on who he asked. Yeah. No, I think he's pretty sure he to his sanitary. He had terrible PTSD after the war is, it maybe hit his wife, it depends on who he asks for. Yeah. No, I think he's pretty sure he has his grounded. So, but no, but apparently, apparently, I only know about the bad things about the

most weird stuff. You know, you've mentioned it. I think her mom killed her dad. So no, she killed her dad. I'm sure Shakespeare was not the real writer of those. I will. I will. I will. Can see that Marla was shaking. That the atomic blonde didn't kill her dad. So no, but so the message you were supposed to take away from this now, again, this starts

off as the direct to address, Hey, if you're thinking about suicide, I have an important message for you. Did you ever see it's a wonderful life? Like that's really how this is presented. And the message is see in that movie, George Bailey prayed. Why don't you try that? A word for a fictional character. Have you tried it?

And he also gives us this line at the end about, you know, he's like, I almost killed myself once in front of my family. And I didn't. And now I'm super important. And I do raise movies. Good thing I didn't die. Huh. Also, we get a shot of his family photo. And I cannot tell who his wife is in that photo. Can you?

Just a series of short women. Definitely not. By the way, the way Noah just read that thing from easy was like flawless and compared. I hate how this fucking guy talks. He talks like that kid who can't read that gets made to read. He's pausing between syllables before the words over because he forgot to breathe. And that's why the photo. between syllables before the world's over because he forgot to breathe. And that's why the photo. Graphi was, oh my god, photography.

Cut. Maybe you take a short talk over to Boses. I don't know, something. Do you talk? Do you talk on a normal basis? How often do you talk being? How often do you say the word photographing? Do you say that a lot? You want to give a press conference about some white supremacists?

Yeah, right. You could be president. Now, and this is also where the movie becomes like, if it wasn't already, this is where it becomes truly insidious, right? Because the guy says, you know, if you're thinking about your killing yourself, I want to urge you most importantly to cry out to God and pray. Those are his actual words. I want to urge you most importantly To cry out to God and pray that's step one. Yeah, evil universe Andrew wrote the sentence very carefully. He's like seek help Pray to God see there could have been a comma there. So seeking hell is not negligent because

they could seeking help can involve medical advice. So can't sue us. Don't sue us. Yeah, right. But most importantly, well, that's the most is just a matter of opinion. It's brilliant. Yeah. And okay. So now it's time to be treated to nine minutes of like a like a suicide fake out video on YouTube. Double lip ring. Yeah. And so this is, it's a tween revealing our thoughts to us about suicide via three by five index cards.

Yeah. It's serious. I'm really sad. It's like the suicide ending for love action. Right. You're a nightly just twist your own neck and dies. Yeah. Guys like, I was about to show you the cards about how God say, I got to rework the

order of these cards. This is not a fuck. I'm going to go to fight some zombies. So, and so here's the thing to about this video is that like at first because of the way that this movie has played out so far We don't know if this little girl's gonna kill herself at the end of this, you know, and it's like this like 14 year old And if she's gonna kill herself at the end of it, I can't write jokes about it. Right right? Like even me is all of our notes are identical because all of us are like, oh, that's very sad I hope that she ends up and then she starts talking about Jesus and we're like, oh, that's very sad. I hope that she ends up, and then she starts talking about Jesus. And we're like, oh, fuck you, lipper. Yeah, right. Fucking count. Count Dracula. I fucked and black a hot topic. And you piece of shit. But all of our notes start out as like, I hope her healing journey begins with one step.

And I want to point out that like he's tricked us here. Um, but this is like a several minute long, but this is a little girl holding up cards about her depression. So we are literally reading someone's middle school girlfriends poetry now. Uh, this has been my go to most boring possible activity for years. And that's what we're really doing in his movie. She says a couple of things that I have questions about, a couple of things just want to throw out this. She says, you're just like me. No, I have an intact,

floor lip. So and she says, I have secrets. I want to know her secrets. Double ring. Come on, those are going to be some good secrets. Jesus Christ. Come on. And then there's a Bible quote about how you don't have to die if you believe Ray. Right.

And now that we've spent it whatever, 34 minutes making me want to kill myself, Ray has some thoughts on what I should do next. Simple numbered list. Number one, science is wrong. Yeah, exactly. Reject science. You are not here by chance. You did not, in fact, evolve from filthy monkey men.

Yeah. And he says, God formed you in his own image. And then we see a fetus with an umbilical. So God is a fetus? I wish what's the message here? Oh, that'd be a weird heaven greeting, right? You just show up. My child. I watch. Oh, God, you're all right. I don't know. I was very clear that I made my image. So why would I get all of God? You're really weird, weird rapture too. It's just a fetus bungeeing down on a core. Swing shot from America. I feel like that's the least weird version of the rapture that

we've encountered so far. He also specifically says that you are handcrafted by the creator. So in case you were wondering, yeah, God's arms were all up in your mom's shit like elbow D. Also, he did a shitty job with me. Like, can we be real? Look at my fucking face. What do you just had? It was I an end of the day? It was about to be lunch and you're like, all right, I'll tell you what, I'll give him the face of a child, but I'll take all the hair away starting at 22 There you go. That's good. Don't get laid by being funny. So that's number one. Eli will get laid by being funny.

Exactly. Item number two. Death isn't real. Yeah, but you got to talk to Jesus only if he's still not real, but it's way worse than not than real. That would be yeah, repent to Jesus. This is step. So after you're done rejecting science, you accept Jesus, you're two thirds of the way there. But Jesus take the wheel and you definitely won't drive off a bridge. That's not what I'm talking about. Jesus wouldn't do that to you. God damn it, this is disgusting. And then we get number three. Help is available.

It's actually a good one. Yeah. For a second. Yeah, a second. Right. Right. Yeah, because he's like reach out for support. And I'm like, hey, you know, somewhere in all this monkey type,

there was good advice. But then he specifically says, talk to a respected Christian doctor. Yeah. It's by the family member, a friend, school counselor or a Christian doctor. That's a Jew medicine, yeah. You know how,

stereotypically bad Jewish people are at doctor, and you want one of those. Yeah, and that one, I'm atheist, is going to give you a bunch of brain pills. They all swole up. Ray walks into a therapist's office, sees him as a walks right back. No, no. He also recommends a prevention hotline, which I googled. It seems real.

It doesn't seem Christian. So that's good. Yeah. Yeah. He does say, you know, you could, or you could call a hotline, but then he says, or you could talk to a pastor. If you don't have one, check our website

and we'll help you find a church. A fucking church. A church. Yeah, and he, again, he says, talk to a Christian pastor. First of all, they're the only ones with pastors, right? There aren't Muslim pastors. Talk to a pastor would be enough, but he wants to make sure that you don't accidentally wander into one of those who do Muslim brown people

churches. We rank super specific. We rank. And then he closes it off by saying, also, please don't kill yourself. Right. Yeah. Like a fucking YouTuber telling people not to harass the girl. He just made a take down video of just like, I'm by the way, I'm tidily against killing yourself.

That's the whole movie. If you cut out the like murder parts, it's just hotline number. Please don't. Hotline number please don't. And now we mercifully get the credits, but email has to show back up and sell us some shit while we do. Well, here's how he sells it. He sells it by going, you're probably wondering what you can do to prevent suicide. And the answer, by the way, is to share this fucking movie on Facebook or give them money for just nine to nine easy payments according to nine ninety five You too can steer the mentally ill away from medicine You can buy our Bible study and we'll show you how to cure depression at your youth group

Yes, or you could buy this book. We made about not killing yourself. That'll do the trick You've tried shooting it off not killing yourself. That'll do the trick. You've tried shooting it off. You tried acting it off. There must be a better way. You hung yourself at Miss. Clip jumping. Literally the fact that any human being can follow what can I do to prevent suicide with follow Ray on Twitter and sign up for our email list. Go fuck yourself. I mean, look, I mean, at the end of the show, we say, Hey, you know, you should follow us on Twitter and give us money and shit. But we're not like a suicide prevention show. Like that isn't such incredibly bad

taste. And they don't even seem to know. Maybe if we had a few more patron donors, I'd have a reason to hang around a little longer. No, it's fine. It's a free show. Why would you pay for podcasts? Why should I have nice things that make me want to keep going? Oh, God. So then at the very end.

Oh, yes. No, okay. Yeah. You think the worst part of this movie is over because the movie is over, but you are wrong. You are just about to turn off YouTube and shit. You've already closed the notes and everything. You think I'm ready for this week's episode of God awful movies.

And then the last second of this movie is like, I got nine more paragraphs to write here in my notes right quick. This is the exact quote and it is the last fucking frame of this movie. Ready? Quote, depression is a very complex issue and while it may have a genuine biological basis, what? As opposed to a metaphysical. Yeah, what are you talking about?

Ghosts, Feetons, like that. While it may have a genuine biological basis, many experts believe question mark. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no med. But yeah, I'm sorry, organic depression. So he's saying lots of depression is actually inorganic? What's that? I don't fucking know. And also, okay, so yeah, we get disclaimer one, depression is complicated, but you'll probably be fine

if you don't stop taking your medicine. Disclaimer two, what we just said is legal now because we just told you it wasn't medical advice. And then we get this weird little one at the very, very end, which is like, we get to set other shit to we, we, we, we were just scratching the fucking surface, guys. There's other suicide stuff as well. It's like Joseph Smith. There's a much more that layman said to the glamonites, but I cut it off here. Duffy in this hat. So.

Oh, for fuck's, yeah. All right. So I'm tempted to put this movie at the very top of the list in terms of homicidal movies we've watched. The only one that can really compete is Vax. But I feel like it came too late in the anti-Vax, you know, craziness or whatever, to really count as a chief cause. So congrats, right? You're the best at something.

You're the best, right? And only because we have consequences for anti-vaxxers, right? He's got a doctor anymore and he's only allowed to say what he thinks on a boat and internet for all of us. Right. This way, I'll tell you what I think about thalium in 10 minutes. We're almost done.

You're so impatient. And lizards. All right, so a strong nominee for this week's best worst could easily have been best worst. You might also enjoy lineup on the right side of YouTube. All right, here's what I got in order. Fired forgiving Brad Pitt, a Bible tract. What's the name of one video?

Then overcoming pornography. You want to undercommit? eloquent atheist becomes Christian. Is rape an acceptable reason to have an abortion. Okay, I'm gonna stop you there. Let's talk about this one. Is it pregnancy? Is it acceptable reason to have an abortion?

Jesus fucking Christ. It's very pro abortion. Recreation. Yeah. You don't even have to be pregnant. You just go ahead and like, yeah, you know, just kill some in my body. Kill stuff. Yeah, just dry it out.

Just pour it into a Chinese buffet. And then the final one in the list was simply something called don't watch this movie. And I didn't first time I ever took advice from Ray Comfort, right? So my question to close off for the night is this. What videos would I have found on that list if I had scrolled? Oh, uh, Gaze, which one's the boy? All right. Well, I actually kept scrolling and here's what I actually found. These are real.

There was one called, is the eclipse a sign of the end of the world also by living waters? And I have a two second video. Nope. Nope. And this comes on. Nope. Also, Ray comforts story, Also, Ray Comfort's story, 10 out of 10 people die. Whatever the fuck that means. Something called... Those are weird dentists. Yeah. Also, something called delivered from homosexuality. And finally, a Tucker Carlson video called which statues are next Washington Jefferson.

So Eli gays which ones the boy you were right. It was in there. I was so close. Yeah, I feel like I should give you the points anyway. Oh, Ray, you're a murderer, not really, but sort of. And while that does it for our review of exit, the appeal of suicide, that's not going to do it for the episode just yet, because we still need to tighten your titties for next week's show.

So Eli, tell us what's on deck. Ah, this I have been saving for a while. This is agent MS a Jewish children series about a secret agent. It's on Yidd Flix.net. Yidd Flix.net with an M.S. where you'll find it. Yidd Flix.net, agent M.S. and this first episode we're doing is called the fish had just watch the preview.

Go ahead. Go ahead. I know you don't watch the movies. Watch the preview. Tell me you don't want to see that fucking movie. Tell me you don't want to fucking see that movie. You're a liar. You're a liar. You're going to watch ancient Emma's in the fishhead. We're going to describe it next week. Yeah. And if you don't watch the preview, I should say this movie was made for nine bucks, right? By juice. By juice. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

Jehili. The preview involves someone blowing a show far and everyone realizing how terrible a show far south. Yeah. Right. Oh, God, I have my headphones on. My ears are still ringing from that now. Yeah. So yeah, stick with stealing black people's music. now. So yeah, stick with stealing black people's music. The note for the two of us people. That was the formula that worked for you guys musically. We crushed it and we still. Go ahead here. Check out some of those executive producer titles. All those names get real Rosenberg. All right. Well, with that to look forward to, we're going to bring episode 105 to a merciful close. Once again, huge thanks to all the Patreon donors that help make the show go if you'd like to get yourself among the orangish.

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Am I doing it right? Eli's birthday eventually just came and went without incident. I was doing it right. But only if we hit our goal on Patreon of 2000. And you follow me on Twitter. I want more Twitter fights. My birthday. You...

You can change it. I feel like you've gotten, I know the begging thing really worked this month, but I feel like it's gotten far. I feel like I just threatened to kill myself and be like, I feel like you did. I feel like that's a goal is, will I not yet committing suicide? Yes. Let's run that one by Andrew. I mean, I am 100% in.

I know that you need to make it that far. Bucking, fucking Christ. Yeah, put up a shut up. Oh, I love your show. Do you? Show me. Prove you love me. Oh, Mark, we're going to need a longer outro theme. Needve you love me. Oh, Mark, we're gonna need a longer outro theme. You need it to be longer.

I need more attention. That's what I always say. What a fucked up title. How awesome is Suicide? Am I right kids? I mean... No, you don't. That is not an all it debate you on a song. We'll Eli kill himself. The proposition today on intelligent squared.

Sam Sam's just doing that podium rub. Sam's just doing that podium rub. Um, this is inappropriate. Um, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, He started with a British eye. You're gonna confuse the shit out of people. Aren't you glad we were able to find a job for Eli? Imagine what he would be doing if we couldn't find him. He said interview doing that. Yeah. What is this?

Can this is this help? No, garlic bread is better than I think. Now, what do you sell? Garlic bread? I feel like I got a sold garlic bread in the middle of that you remember when I said garlic bread thumbs And then just a quick quick two quick notes on this one And Morgan actually yes, please keep everything through a gun with a single bullet on that for the for the B segment Appreciate it. I have to say that because like a normal human would say well well, obviously, they don't want to put that out into the world, but what we do

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