God Awful Movies - 106: GAM106 Agent Emes: The Fish Head

Episode Date: August 29, 2017

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I think because the next line has something about Thomas Muschi, or something, I'm writing in my nose, is it all going to be like this? This is Noah's David at the dentist. Is this going to be forever? We should just start working in Jewish words around Nella without and just completely deny it. Just let him think he's slowly going Jewish and say. Slowly going Jewish and staying the true Eli Bob.

Yeah, right. Not awful. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie. Who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be who will be illusions, he then writes at a wedding this week, but not his own wedding. So Eli's gonna have to pass to harder speaking, which have already brought him up twice, I do believe. So sitting 81 miles to my right is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this

fine afternoon, sir? So if conscious of my lips, Noah, the perfect of my lips. Are you worried that my lips follow a genotype? We'll get there. We'll get there. But first, sitting to E. I. is immediate left is our special guest, massacres, who in solidarity with this week's movie selection is an undercover Jew. Moishi, welcome back to God awful movies, bro. Oh, thank you for having me. I'm just glad that you're not upset with us for making you watch this thing.

Um, are you kidding? getting to relive my childhood? Was everything. All right. Down memory memory lane. I don't feel like it was a pleasant one, but, uh, oh, no, it was pretty, pretty hard. Fine. But it's cool that they captured it on camera. All right.

So let's clue everybody in here. Why not tell us, Moisha. What are we going to be breaking down today? Well, we watched Agent MS episode one, the fishhead, which if you haven't seen it, and I don't know how you could have gone most of your life without having seen this masterpiece, is about how selective inbreeding can cause just enough genetic defects to be noticeable, but not like enough to discourage the whole the pale skin.

The pale. But then here's my question. We got some geneticists in our audience, Richard. I know you listen. When will Jews be see through? Do we know what year Jews will be translucent? I'd like to know. There's going to be a lot of jokes in this jokes in this episode that I'm not allowed to make.

What's crazy to me is that like my parents, I don't know about you, Eli, my parents actually did go for the genetic testing, you know, whenever two Jews, they're with each other. They have to get tested for all the crazy diseases that nobody but we get. And they came back and my mom got tested and she was fine. And so they didn't test my dad. But I'm just shocked they haven't come up with tests for all the other shit we have. I feel like they can't do it because at a certain point, like, where does that end? Like they're gonna like, Hey, do you have a gene for terribly behaved children? Be honest. Do you have a gene for crippling neuroses?

be honest. You didn't gene for crippling neuroses. So Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you're a witch who brought racist cartoons to life and then forgot where you put them, you will love this movie because you found your cartoons. Yeah. Racist Jew cartoons got to. I mean, this, this would be a lot easier to understand if we found out Richard Spencer made it, right? Just Richie sitting there in one of his buttoned down shirts, just barely covering his Tom Tommy. Like, this is great. This is really great. So this was, no, fuck it. This is a question. Was this in English? See, I was afraid. Oh, that's a it. This is a question. Was this in English?

See, I was afraid of this. Oh, that's a hard one. Yeah, I was afraid of this. Obviously, there were some words in this movie that you might have been super familiar with, and I'm guessing that most of our listeners won't be as well. So, Moishi and I have prepared a little quiz for you, Noah, to keep both you and our audience up to date. Are you ready?

Oh, I want to point out I have a K through eight Jewish education. And and there were words I didn't know. Oh, absolutely. So this is a little inside baseball, which is a terrible metaphor for a movie about frail pale. Do you have children? Maybe insider trading. Insider trading. Insider trading. This is a little insider trading. A little insider trading. Something Jews say to each other. All the.

All right, hit me. Hit me. I'm ready. Okay. First up, what is an Irruth? It's actually, I know this one and it's pronounced a roof. That's a God fooling wire that Jews are allowed to put on government property in Miami Beach even though that's against federal law. That is correct.

Yeah. Have never seen one of those wires in my entire life by the way. I want to point that out. So here's the story of this. This is a meant cause it's don't believe their religion at even the no, no, no, we've been figuring out ways to circumvent the dumb rules for a really long time. So, so this is how this works for the folks at home. The rule is on Sabbath, you can't do any work. So you're not allowed to like push

a carriage or lift a heavy box. And at some point, some of us were going to lift a carriage and some points and then was like, Hey, man, I got shit in my house. I got to move. So the rabbi was like, okay, you can do it in your house. As long as it's a private residence, you can do it in your house. So the Jews were like, great.

Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take some fishing line. I'm going to put it in a giant six mile off the gun around Brooklyn. Now all of Brooklyn is my house and I can do shit in there on Sabbath. Yep. Yeah. No, and like I said, start looking for a moisture. You'll see them all over Brooklyn. Um, I just start cutting telephone.

God, these things are everywhere. Really. All right, I'm one for one, though. I'm feeling good about this so far. All right, I got one for you. Are you ready? Yes. Yeah. What is a Yashiva? Yashiva. That is what parvati screens which Shiva gets all four arms working at the same time, right? Talk about it. It's a different religion. That is a different god. That's not even the same kind of noun that you just

You've just let us down completely. Oh, Yashiva is a you like you want to tell us? It's a Jewish school very good Jewish school fun fact Yashivas are among the great category of school choice tax reform programs that allow kids to go through a K through 12 education without ever learning any of the things. And that's the fun fact. Pale Yashiva boy is one of several sub genres of Jewish stereotypes to a few makeup this shows cast at the moment. All right.

Time for a tricky one. Time for a tricky one. You're 50, 50. You're better than Thomas taking the bar. All right. Here we go. So far, what does it mean when the yachts are hara rears its ugly head? He's making that one up.

There's the, that's so sorry. No, I know that, that one too. Actually, that means that the mess should get a better pinch hitter. It could be I'll give you partial credit for that one. I'll give you I'll give you partial credit. The yachts are harrah is man's natural inclination to do evil that will only be purged when the mushyach wonder. Fucking hardcore. All right. All right. I got another one for you.

What is a mitzvah? Oh, it's a place where jugulars get overpaid for four hours of work to end with an audience participation version of sweet Caroline. That's absolutely right. Yeah, I couldn't have said it better myself. It means that mitzvah is good deed. Bar mitzvah means good deeds with an open bar. Not a lot of people know that.

Bullshit. I've been away too many of them. There is never an open bar. That's always cash. All right. Noah. Yes. What does it mean for something to be very far?

It has three feet. Could be. Could be. That is actually one of the qualifications. That means food Jews can't eat. Trife. Oh, okay. All right. Bacon. I should have had that one. Rabbits or camels or something. All right. Mochie, you got another one for us? I do have another one for you. What is a shumash? Nope. It is hulmish. Oh. What's to be fair? To be fair, shumash is a word. It is. Shumash? Nope, it is Humeish. Oh, what to be fair, to be fair, Shumash is a word. It is. Shumash is a word. And you have just phonetically sounded out all of these words. No, I go through them these are the proper spelling. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No, I corrected the spelling. Guys, I can't hear them. There's one of these where every single Jewish word he had misspelled.

And I had to correct all of them. So I don't know what, what is it? What do you say? Hume? Hume? Hume? Oh, what is the Hume? Kazoo tight. Very good, very excellent. Yep. That is just a noise, Jews make a confused hand. No, that would be the old testament. Uh, fun fact, a lot of words in this movie are going to mean the old testament. They only have one testament today. Old Testament is best testament. Okay, no, what is, because we're going to hear a lot about it in the movie, what is Rochashana?

It is the least shitty Jewish holiday. Questionable, questionable, but I'll get it. That's right, it is the Jewish New Year. I don't know, man. We have an entire holiday that's just designed around getting so drunk that we have to wear masks to conceal ourselves from the cop. Yeah, that's a pretty good one. Yeah. Also, once a year we go and we ruin everyone's day at a toy store. I never know what we call that one, but it exists.

Monday. There's just one of those. Yeah, right. All right, Noah, what is the show far? I show far far show good. Excellent, excellent. Yes, villain from Aladdin. Yeah, that's it. That will also be said.

No, that is the Ramshorn that is blown on Rocheshana to signal the coming of the New Year. Fun fact, according to ancient Rebimisticism, the sound of the shofar, which we will hear in this movie and discuss, is apparently the sound the universe made as it was being created by God. But now I know which orifice the of God, the universe came out of. The universe came out of. What is the sound like in the context of the cosmos?

What is the sound of 50 Isheva boys all like flatulating into the show for the first time trying to make it make a sound, but instead just shooting spit out their lips. All right, I got one. No, this is going to be important because these will appear on the movie, although they will never be mentioned. What is the Mizzusa? I'd say Jewish girl that turns into stone if you ask her to give you a head. Oh, close, close, but that is a correction. That is all Jewish girls. Oh, okay. All Jewish girls know the Mizzouza is a decoration on the door that contains a specific portion of tourist girl that Jews are supposed to kiss or acknowledge on their

way in and out of their homes. I'm still doing better than Thomas on Thomas. I feel like I still ahead of him here. All right. Are you ready? Yes, sir. What are the 36 Sadiqim?

It's as if somebody's fetish. Absolutely. A lot of people's fetish. Very good. That would actually be the 36 wise men that exist on earth at any one time. Again, according to Jewish medicine system, there are 36 wise men who keep the world from ending. And if there was even one less of them, the world would be destroyed. Two of whom are currently hosting this show.

Exactly. Exactly. All right. Got a tough one for you, but it's gonna come up in the movie. So it's important. What is a hachum? That is a Eli's dying. I was going to that's a gun with emphysema being cocked. I think very good, very good. No, that is a wise man. A chachem is a wise man. So if you ever meet a Jewish person, just go, Hey man, you're real chachem. So that's one step below the Tzadikum. Yeah. The Tzadikum are like the charizard and then Charmander is a hachem Thanks for clearing that up This isn't looking good his lips are turning blue

All right, we got one for you. You ready. Yep. What is a Navi a Fuckable blue cat person from That's not right. Yeah, that's not yet otherwise known as a Jewish prophet. Yes, it's a similar Jewish prophet. All right. And this is very important. In fact, the entire movie hinges on it. What does it mean for Tikiya Smith's, uh, on Rosh Hashanah? That somebody better get that fucking Vorpul sword. But somebody better get that fucking Vorple sword. Absolutely. No, this is, so according to Jewish mysticism, if all Jews on earth heard the shofar on

Russia Shana, the Messiah would come. So when someone says to Kiyos Mitsva, it's the hope, the goal that all Jews on earth will simultaneously hear the show far and the Messiah will show up and be like, you guys all heard my song. That's awesome. Yeah, I'm here now. Yeah, this religion gets sillier the more you know, awesome. Awesome.

All right, are you ready Noah? I am. What's the Gamara? Oh, that's the, the lesser of the two butt fucking cities in the Bible. Ooh, close, close. Actually, it is the rabbinical analysis and commentary of the Torah, otherwise known as the William Lane Craiging of the Torah. We got real good at William Lane Craiging way before y'all Christians figured it out, We just had our rabbis be like, to metaphor and it was like, really? It's being real specific metaphor, metaphor.

Yeah, pretty much all the stuff we didn't like turned out to be a metaphor. Go figure anything you couldn't solve with fishing line, exactly. And finally, your final question, so you'd be all caught up ready for the movie. Why does ancient M. emis throw his hat? No fucking clue. Because according to Jewish mysticism, the Messiah will use his hat as a weapon. Really?

What the fuck, Adam? No, not really. It's not real, Adam. It's real. Make up anything. I'm sitting here. When I have my seedore in one hand, I've got my torn in the other it doesn't say shit

that fucking hat. I was like, well, fuck was that a real question? I've. Yeah. Fun fact, when the Messiah comes back to earth, James Bond will battle on jobs as the hat saves the Jewish people for right. A salvation because that would be less silly. Yeah, as the hat saves the Jewish people for righteous salvation. Because that would be less silly.

That would be more silly than rebuilding the temple of David. All right, well, that was a fun little lesson there. Is there anything you guys want to nominate? This one for me the best. It'd be the worst out. Yes, I'm going to go with best, worst genetics. I've hinted at it already, but there are so many people in this movie that look like if you threw a pebble at them, it would just go through like a paper window.

It is. It's a bummer. I'm gonna go ahead and say that this was the best worst attempt to make the Jews look good. Yeah, I mean, it was hard to figure out what the fuck they were going for with this one. And that kind of ties into my best words, which is best words slapstick Nazi. Right? Because in this movie, there's the bad guy, Agent Emis's arch nemesis is trying to thwart the Jews just as a collective group, which is something

that just not sees do, right? Yeah. And who, by the way, had such a clear and emphatic Israeli ass. Oh, yes. Yes, absolutely. They're villain. They're villain wasn't not Jewish. He was just the only not like 80 pounds you.

And they were like, oh, pounds you. Nobody'll notice these two things have things in common. It doesn't ever be right. Right. Not on our team. That was it. All right. Well, obviously I need to brush up on my yetish. So we're going to take a quick break and we'll come back. We'll plots over all the schlocky Michigan studies. Agent Emma's episode one. That's over all the schlocky Michigan's that is Agent Emma's episode one. The fish head. Tyler, get in here. Yes, Mr. President. It's an emergency coming, sir.

Oh, what's that? Is that a new tie? It's a new, sir. I was in the middle of something. Right. Well, look, we got to do something about the Nazis. Got to take a hard line. Wow. I mean, absolutely, sir.

Yeah, I'll prepare something now. I gotta say, uh, Jared got me these tapes and I have no idea how important it was for the Jewish people not to die. Tapes, sir? Yeah, yeah, they're called Agent M.S. and it's like the best show ever. It's better than Fox News. Okay, sure. I mean, whatever gets you there, I guess.

Uh-huh. I just tweeted Nazis are always bad, always. That's great, sir. Really great. Thanks, Tyler. Big, great age and mess. Something, something, something. Beyond you.

And we're back for the breakdown. And in case you're thinking to yourself, well, at least it isn't filmed on a 2003 flip phone. You can go ahead and abandon that pipe dream along with your power ball tickets, I reckon. It sure is. And you know exactly I know exactly the Jewish family camcorder that this movie was shot on. I've never known anything more securely. Yeah, with like the $20 tripod that just can't possibly be straight.

So yeah, so we're going to open off by meeting the evil doctor low top, which means no good case. Oh, it's a hammer wonder. Yeah, that's a That's a secret. Do I mean Hebrew? Yeah. So we meet him. He's on a ladder and he's fucking with the aforementioned a roof line that allows Jews

to carry their keys outside on the Sabbath. Exactly. But he's going to try and cut it so that they'll all be committing a sin or something. Yeah, I can't tell you how often people try to cut my A-roof line. I'm gonna cut my A-roof line on my birthday. Yeah. So yeah, and he's got a lackey with him. This is Clarence.

He will be, I guess, the comic relief in the film. Is he? I- The film is the comic relief in the film. Right. He's just, he's just like a stupid guy, which I'm fine with. I don't want to act like I'm not totally, totally down with that. But he's very much just like a dumb guy.

I'm not sure that there was any concept but with that character beyond that. Well, I love how he's very clearly Jewish and can't not wear a Yamaha. So they put a baseball cap on the sector and they were like, see? See? Just a normal Christian wearing a baseball cap.

Just a normal everyday guy. So around cutting down aroves. Yeah, right. In an effort to just generally thwart the Jews. So yeah, so just what he's about to cut the aroov line and force the Jews to accidentally break their Sabbath laws, suddenly a $4 remote control truck shows up. And this is to distract clearance. We now have three movies that we have watched where a remote controlled truck has been vital to the understanding of one of the main character. Well, and their fascination with it too. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. Yeah. So he chases that like

a dog chasing a squirrel because you know,, I'm scoyum. They love their remote control trucks. Keep away from those remote control trucks. Right. And so then Dr. Lomtov's like quick, give me the wire cutters, but he gets handed a hammer and he looks down and there's agent M S secret age. M S. No, no, no, So, okay. So let's talk a little bit about agent Amis here. So this is a 10 year old Jewish kid dressed up like, I don't like a secret agent, but

he's got a felt mustache going on. Secret agent. Strieker. I don't like a secret agent, but he's got a felt mustache going on. Like a secret agent streaker. Well, yeah. Right. Yeah. He's halfway between Carmen San Diego and a rapist. I don't really know if it's like if you can get those two together in your head, that's definitely the way to go.

And so he hands him the hammer and Dr. Lomptov's like, why a hammer? And he goes, you'll need a hammer. Also, this is like Jewish kid with the typical Jewish kid. You'll need a hammer, Dr. Lomtov, because you're nailed. And then he shakes the ladder. Yeah. I want to point out our first introduction to secret agent MS is that he's a stone-cold fucking killer ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this kid tries to shake him off the fucking ladder. And see, he tries to murder this man in cold blood. Secret agent, secret agent MS is like, fucking psychotic Daniel Craig over there. That's the moment where I was like,

oh, this is a serious fucking spy film, I'm in. Yes. Oh, man, we crazy billionaire money, we remake Casino Royale with secret agent. So yeah, so and I also want to point out the absolute stupidity of that line. All right, you know, like beyond the attempted murder by the 10 year old over basically nothing, the line was you're going to need a hammer because you're nailed. Is it one point of that makes no fucking sense, right? Like that's not the order of those things go in.

These are the Jews we don't let run show business. This was like failed. That was the fucked up thing about this whole thing. I was like the whole time. I was like, wow, it's a shame there are no Jews in film production or you guys could have done better. To be fair, it would have been real weird if Agent Emma's was made by like Steven Spielberg. Secret. Dude, did you see Agent Emma's, the fish had won an Oscar this year? Well, every time he makes an Agent Emma's, he sweeps the Oscar. It's not even so political.

So yeah. So Agent Emma shakes this elderly gentleman off the ladder. He's fine though. He lands on his back and just kind of grouse. Yeah. Everyone knows, goi are impervious to ground. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, my first line here on our hero was, okay. So cutting the Aero of line is a capital offense in agent M.S. his opinion. But we're supposed to hooray for everyone. And that's just to hear our intro, right? We're, we're done, right? And now it's time to get the awesome music. Yeah, it's exactly like when Daniel Craig drowns that guy in a sink. Shake and not stirred. Sir, you just ordered a salsa water.

Yeah, I know it's good for my stomach. I'll shake it. Just water. So now the one person that they got for this movie that speaks in clear English narrates the intro where he says like shimmy Epstein would seem to be yet another ordinary Y shiva boy. There's so much to make fun of just in that sentence. You're right. Shimmy epstein would seem to be an ordinary you shiva boy. Yeah, those all those words don't go together. Just a montage of him loading gold onto a bolster of extra little like speaking of which MS was apparently a Soviet newspaper, a Jewish Soviet newspaper.

The more you know, you know, there you go. It's been news coming. It's propaganda. So he studies being Jewish, you know, for fun. And sometimes he even sneaks off to buy a candy bar. Whoa. All right. Where we see him like in the credits, basically, slipping into his agent, Emma's persona to

stop a Jew from accidentally eating non-coaster hot dogs. Right. Because we need a Christian. Try switching the hot dogs and the Jewish guy apparently wouldn't read the package that says, trade hot dogs. Yeah. The master plot of global domination here is to trick the Jews into eating food they don't like.

I don't know. I know personally for me, it is a daily struggle not getting tricked into eating animals with split hugs. Anyway, every time I get a Reese's peanut butter cup, I'm just looking at the bag, I'd be in like, where are those split hugs? Did this peanut butter cup eat its own? True, it's own cut. Yeah, cut.

And he doesn't disguise the food. Like it's not like he switches the labels. He just, he just puts it there. In fact, it has a giant label that says, Trayf hot dogs, fun fact, not how normal hot dogs label them. No, the assumption being that the Jews can't read, which apparently without the aid of a child's super spy, they can.

Yeah, so that's what he's like, the guy goes to pick up the hot dogs and the kid just stops and puts his hand over and points to the fact that it says, Trayf for hot dogs on it. It's like, oh, don't eat those hot dogs. They're Christian. And then the Jew was like, oh, wow, you saved my soul apparently. Yeah. Who knows. Also, all the proof you need that the Jews control the media is in the newspaper that secret agent MS uses to hide his face, which just in big block letters says

the French and anti-Semitism. This kid is fucking hardcore. Yes, that he is. And really, honestly, what could be more subtle in the parks than a 10 year old Jew with a felt mustache hiding behind a giant newspaper about French anti-Semitism? And Dr. Lotto for the record spends the entire film wearing a beret. This was the moment at which I realized this film is actually a genius piece of anti-French propaganda.

Oh, oh shit. And now... Get woke people, get woke. And now it's time for the amazing theme song. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh, my God. It's... Noah, can we please just play the theme song. Oh, I'm so excited. Oh my God. Noah, can we please just play the theme song? I'm sure they don't have any lawyers.

As long as we have some commentary to go with it, we absolutely can. So here is the amazing shaft-like theme song for Agent Amos. Secret Agent Amos. He's the kid who's always looking for truth when a famous track down. He's the kid who's always looking for truth When a paper's trapped in Agent damage always gets the proof This boy in disguise by table and lies

To save the world for all Torra admits those back him up When damage gets the call Secret cage of damage He's the agent Emma's theme song on ironically about a week. The other day I was humming it and someone was like, oh, what are you humming? You get all those songs, second year? And I was like, oh, it's the agent MS theme song

from the fishhead. Are you familiar with this? No, Agent, where you going? That's crazy. I had the total opposite experience. I was humming it and somebody went, that's the secret agent MS theme song. It was me.

So yeah, and okay, by the way, while we're listening to this theme song, what we see is we see him helping a homeless Jew as he's walking by. It doesn't exist. We are. We're just totally exist. I live in a heavily Jewish neighborhood and they've got it's it's almost like a play where they've taken all the normal characters of reality and have just cast them all with Jews. So there's like an Orthodox Jewish beggar and an Orthodox Jewish prostitute and an Orthodox

Jewish policeman. Um, Moishi, when we're done here, I want to talk to you about the Orthodox Jewish prostitute. But not on air, off air. Also, am I the only one who got a little nervous when they did the little stair walking stunt with this kid. I mean, that almost went horribly wrong. Oh, yeah. I have a note that says, oh, they just almost murdered this child actor on the fire.

Four eight, eight second shot. And I know in my head because every, every single one of us, like whoever made like a home movie when they were a kid, knows what that moment was like, which was that moment where you're like, okay, and this is going to be our big dramatic steps, our big dramatic shot. And you just do something crazy and stupid, dangerous for your shitty homemade film. You think is going to sell it all? But your dad is filming. Yeah, right.

Right. It's like a, it's like a flimsy fire escape made of aluminum that this kid knocks down and then jumps off, but you literally watch it bounce under. Yes. And let's just say this kid that they got is not the most coordinated kid you're ever going to see crazy in your life. So yeah. So that's our big introduction song. And if that's not stuck in your head, then let's go back. Let's do it one or two more times. And if that's not stuck in your head, then just go back, let's do it one or two more times. And now in order to, I know that this montage is like the weirdest outtake of Munich ever. Oh, no, that's the movie we need to remake

with Agent Demis. Awesome. I would, I would watch the hell. That's a great, that's like, that movie illustrates why this movie shouldn't have been made because they tried to make a serious movie about like Jewish super spies. And they were like, we can't mind a single fucking actor. Great. Daniel Craig Eric van. Right. Daniel Craig looks Jewish, right? No, he actually looks the opposite of you. He looks like you would, we're going to go with it. We feel that guy's daughter. So now we have to come back down from the theme song and we're gonna do so at at a Yashiva. And all my notes are I wonder how many of these words in this scene are straight up nonsense. No, oh my god.

This is as phonetically anyway. This is what the opening line of this scene is. Rashi, Hamigimu, Lamapasi, that starts Yev, took us, book and then I just wrote, what the fuck is going on? What's amazing is I was just like, Oh, okay. So they're starting about halfway in their book. They're starting on Rashi. Okay, cool. And then I was like, Oh, no, it's watching this movie too.

Watch this movie as well. I was just, I was just like looking for like English subtitles at this point or something. It's been right now because of the like the bully kid that you see of a start throwing spitballs at, um, at agent Emis's secret identity. And I'm like, I just wrote down, Oh, spitballs. I know spitballs. And every, we should point out all the Jews in this classroom, a, look identical. They all have the fat Jewish lips that I was not aware were the thing all Jews had.

And you thought that was just him until this exact until I watched this movie. And I was like, oh, that's a phenotype, I guess. It was just crazy. Like, I haven't been at a Jewish school in so long. I forgot that we all kind of have that weird squinty look. The squinty look, the big lips and the digital watches. Oh my God, I tell you what it's about. She, while I was watching this movie and I was like, Hey, man, did you have that digital watch too?

And he was like, I had that digital watch too. Dude, we fucking love Jewish kids love two things. And this movie nailed both of them. Weird round digital watches and transition glasses. So yeah, so he gets hit with this spitball. He turns around to see who did it. And of course, he gets in trouble with the rabbi because he's not looking at the front of the class. And he's like, the rabbi's like, am I boring you, Mr. Epstein?

I'm like, you just said, Rashi, Hummy, give him one. The past, he's like, that's your resting state is boring everyone around you. Yep. Jesus. But yeah, he's getting all kind of trouble. I think because the next line has something about hummus mushi or something. I'm writing in my nose. Is it all going to be like this? This is Noah's David at the dentist. Is this going to be forever? We should just start like working in Jewish words around Nella without and just completely deny it. Just let him think he's slowly going Jewish and say, slowly going Jewish and staying the

true Eli Bosch. Yeah, right. All right. So now we finally get away from that scene. And we've got these kids being picked for basketball. Now we will have two scenes where these kids are picking basketball teams. And the whole time I'm like, oh my God, please let me watch these kids play basketball. But they never quite give it to us. It's really sad that they're not a bunch of missed one pointers would have been a great

montage for this movie. Also question, when everyone's an orthodox Jew, when everyone's in Orthodox Jew, does everyone get picked last? Also, this is, okay, so we really have this scene so that we can dig into the bully character in this movie, who is at least a head shorter than anyone he's bullying, which seems like an odd choice. Well, I mean, we all know that that Moshe Chiam who is the bully's name is a real troublemaker. I guess so. Yeah. But there is at Jewish school. It is always the basketball Jewish kids that are the boys. I want to point that out. All right. Well, at least they got that. It's just I'm not saying the movie's not accurate. I'm saying it's insane. So Agent so Agent M is shimmy is his secret identity.

He is talking with his buddy. As everybody's getting picked for basketball and his buddy's going like, Hey, man, why don't you whip spitball kids ass once or a while, you know? I, I have it written because he goes up to him and he goes, why do you let him push you around like that? And the hero goes, what am I supposed to do? And I wrote what I wanted the kids response to be, which was just put a bullet in his head.

Secret Agent. Cross hairs, cross in front of Moshe high em's face, just a cloud of red mist. Yeah, right. Secret Agent MS as John Wick double tapping his way through the Yashiva. Shouldn't have gotten too close to the fence, Moshehan. We killed children to get too close to it. It's a whole thing. Good. Good. Yeah. No, you're right. Yeah.

So yeah, but he says basically like, you know, well, I can't whip his ass, even though I have my secret agent, Emma's powers, because I don't want him to learn my secret, especially not with Russia Ross Ashana coming. And my first thought is, what the fuck does that have to do with anything? And then I thought, you know what, there might be a thing I don't fucking know. Nope. It's just stony silence. Because yeah.

Sure, yeah. It's your shashana's coming. You got it. Can't I always, always, always can see all my martial arts prowess right now. You have to. Just a documentary about my life. Just in case you trained Olympians. Yeah. So, yeah.

So finally, he gets picked last for basketball and they make it be a sub because he's a dorky kid or whatever. They give him a bunch of shit for his crappy ups. Anyway, yeah. So and I wrote like at this point, because again, this was the first time I realized just how much smaller the bully kid is than everybody else. I wrote, is that like, is that an intimidating Jew kid? Is that what they're, is there something intimidating? Is there like a cultural thing I'm not seeing? Look at the size of his tallest. It's actually, it's like dick size measuring, but it's those curly cues on the

side of your face. Oh, I got you. All right. Yeah. Yeah. That was our checking each other's dicks out in the showers. Yeah. And it was always like, well, they're longer when they're straight. So, okay. So now it's time to cut to bullshit lightning tower, which is where Dr. Low-Tov and Clarence do all their plotting and commiserating and whatnot. Yeah. And they're plotting to make the scales of good and evil be tipped in evil's favor this year. Yeah. And like you do, like you do. Yeah. And this, okay. And he keeps, and he's saying like, ah, but the Jews are once again, boiling my diabolical plan. And I'm like, that's slapstick Nazi as some dance. I mean, also his, he doesn't have a plan. This, this was

never made clear in the films. His plan is just a fuck with the. Yeah. Who are messing up his plan to fuck with them. There's no like, there's no greater plan for like world domination that they're getting in the way of. He's just running around cutting their magic wires. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, all of his plots are to like secretly make them

not be Jewish right. That's his, that's his big and that's basically all we get from this and that and those amazing lightning graphics that they don't know Now it is time for the greatest moment of this movie and it is entirely accidental we cut to Shimi

At the grocery store with his mother and the first line is Shimi don't stand so close to the freezer. You know you're sensitive to the cold. Yes. I don't think there's anything funny about that. And I don't know if that was a comedy line or if this movie was just like, yeah, kids, yeah, what would my piece of advice? You'll get pneumonia. Like she was just talking to the child after. I wrote after that line, I'm like, this is indistinguishable from antisemitism from my perspective. I don't know the difference now. Yeah, the episode could wrap right there. After her, we could just play the clip of her saying, don stand so close to the freezer you're sensitive to close and boom, that's not as the peak of comedy.

I wrote and I've made this joke already a few times up until this point, but this is where I actually wrote the note. Oh cool. Didn't realize this was a fucking documentary of my childhood. I don't want to go out. I sincerely mean that. I have been told I will catch a cold. I have been told that it has been cold to be near something more times than any human could possibly be near cold things. I've been told it's too cold to go out without a jacket in August. I've been told not to stand too close

to the frozen food section. I have genuinely had this moment this is a real moment. I'm in through multiple, multiple times. Another thing that's only Jewish people apparently, Moishi, did your parents ever tell you not to stand in front of the microwave because it would give you cancer? Of course. Concentrate. And hold on, do you stand in front of the fucking microwave?

No, still looking nuts, still no. Oh, of course, constantly. And hold on, do you stand in front of the fucking microphone? No, still not still. No, I can't. You can't. And I haven't had a god for a while. And I'm like, I mean, I don't know that that's just not true. It boils the water. How is it not? How is it not boil your balls?

There's a little plastic. Absolutely. Absolutely. Actually, cell phones give you brain cancer. The question. All right. Yeah. No, microbes and cell phones no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no in our audience has a Jewish mother for the moment, we can get back to the part where they find the eponymous barrel of fish heads. Yeah, which are a traditional Rosh Hashanah food. You need a fish head and you are actually like, so the weird in bread little sister and she is the premium example of in breeding

gone wrong in this movie is the imbred little sister is like, here come on, here. She's got 14 fingers on each hand and her eyes are barely, I mean, contained in her soul. I mean, she watched the movie fairs. I'm giving her an exaggeration. Yeah, she looks like like she would rise out of the water next to the three eyed fish in the season. And she's like,

well, that's fish. And he's like, oh, we're supposed to eat the eyes. And she goes, yeah, but like that is the brush of shun a tradition as you eat the eyes out of a fish head. I don't I was like, I mean, I guess it was kind of gross, but yeah. And okay. So he walks away. The sister is fascinated by the fish heads. So after he walks away, one of the fish heads talks to the little sister. And you're being real weird about a lot of stuff. Is that who usually warns you about the the Trayfus chauffers and one of the person who's ever warned me about the Trayfus chauffeurs. And the fish head says the chauffeur isn't kosher. Yes. Remember that line. The chauffeur isn't kosher. It's going to be relevant. Yeah. It's going to come back over and

over again until we're done. So not in the way you think. So now the little girl, this is the only time anyone reacts normally to anything in this film. So I want to emphasize this, the little girl screams like fucking bloody murder when a fish head starts talking to her. And that's good. And the mom and the brother come back and they're like, hey, what happened? She's like, the fish had to hug and they're like, oh, go fuck yourself. But then some other guy, some other orthodox Jewish guy walks up and says,

no, no, the fish had definitely talked and they're like, well, fuck, I guess. Well, if a grown up confirmation there, and that is the story of all of religion, by the way, is someone you shouldn't believe goes, a thing that can't happen happened, and then they go, come on, man, cut it out, and the third person comes over and goes,

no, no, he's right. And they go, well, fuck two people can't be lying. That's impossible. And then they tell someone who works there and they go, the fish had just talked and his response is, and I quote, which one? Yeah, what? And if your response to the fish had just spoke is which one, there's a 99% chance you're in on the fish.

And his response after that, by the way, raise the price of the fish heads. Yeah, we're not making that part up. That's not a bit. That's the next thing he does. He just takes a sign and raises the price of the fish heads, which honestly could have been funny if they didn't show him like actually rewriting the sign for a good 95 seconds before the bit ended. Yeah, and it's like, and it's like, and it's weird because Jews made this movie.

And I feel like Jews don't want that to be around. Yeah, that's again, like this movie was just reinforcing one stereotype after the other. But yeah, the Jewish grocer had followed changing the price on the sign by being like, all right, I got to go follow around a black guy. I'll be right back. Those things are true. Like the smelly kids in the Swiss hotel, you know how to say it is weird to put in a movie. So yeah, so that's and but that's the key moment in the whole fucking movie. That is the inciting incident. The fishhead has warned them that the chauffeur isn't kosher. And agent or fucking shimmy agent, Emma's needs to figure out what the hell that means quick before Rosh Hashanah.

So that night we cut to his house where mom comes downstairs looking for her short wig. Now I'm sure a lot of you are confused. So just to be clear on how much Muslims and Jews should get along, but Jewish women also need to be covered up or God gets mad. And Jewish women have, and this is very well known. I was like, Oh, her short wig, where's her short wig? Jewish women have a long wig, which is for formal occasions and a short wig, which is there every day walking around wig. But either way, if anyone sees their hair, they're not married to.

That's a terrible thing. Yeah. Well, I just wrote, uh, mom is wearing her fortune teller cosplay gear. It does look a little like a fortune teller. I don't know what the fuck's going on. I appreciate you cluing me in after the fact, but yeah, she can't find her short wing because shimmy is using that to make a dummy look like him in bed so he can sneak out of his house to the tune of cinematics porn. And I wanted so badly for her to be like, where's my short wig? And for it to cut to him upstairs doing the, would you fuck me?

Uh, fuck me. Yeah, every time, every time they want to make the, the kids seem like a badass, they played this like super silky smooth jazz. And I know that I was supposed to take away that like this kid's cool. And in fact, I did because my one note on this is, oh, this kid fucks. This kid's absolutely awesome.

He just upstairs making love to a Jamaican woman on a spinning bed with a disco ball above them before leaving in the middle of the night to go throw more anti-semites off ladders. This remake could happen people. We have the camcorder. We have the genetics. We have the makeup. We have the makeup.

We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the makeup. We have the the neighborhood with all the actors. Yeah, right. Exactly. Crazy dollar air money here.

All right. So he sneaks out of the house. He's got a little, he's doing pulls a little, uh, uh, Ferris Bueller here, uh, with a tape recorder that he apparently has. And now we cut to a room full of rabbis just fucking with me. Oh, this made me the thought of Noah watching this scene made me so happy. No one genuinely, I want you to try and tell me what you think is going on in the room. Everyone is sitting around chewing.

I mean, to be fair, to be fair, everyone is, okay, so this is also describing the room Eli and I are in. This is a rabbinical study in what it is is all the younger Jewish guys are in one room and they're studying one specific Torah and then you see the older guy who is quizzing one of the younger guys and that's how rabbinical study works. You go, you study the passage over on your own and then you go meet with the rabbi one on one and he quizzes you on it so that you're like, you can have what's known as like a mnemonic dialogue about the position. And you have to understand for context that these aren't like, these aren't the nerds of the Jewish community. These people,

this is revered. This is like a, this is a thing that people dedicate their lives to from like 13 up if they want to. And that's like the, that's like the top of the crop. Yeah. Wow. I just wrote Jewish words, Jewish words, Jewish words in my notes. I had no fucking idea. Another fun fact. It is expected of the young men that they are supposed to memorize the conversation they have with the older man. So that the next day or a year from then, he can be like, do you remember when we talked a year ago and I said this, they're supposed to be able to repeat back word for word, what he said to them.

Yeah, it's the most boring part of Bar Mitzvah prep for the rest of your life. Yeah, right. Right. And by the way, we don't just get a quick establishing shot of this. This is a long drawn out montage. Yeah, it's a really, so he comes, he sees them. They notice him, but then they go back to their juing and he, he hits the bookcase and there's a spinning bookcase of eye movie.

I just personally can't believe they showed the room on film that we secretly control the world. Well, that's what I was. I saw that and I was like, Oh, that shouldn't be on camp. We're not. We don't talk about that room. That's the most fucked up thing is that, okay. So I thought so the him, he, the pronouns that Eli was throwing out earlier referred to Agent Emma is showing up. And he goes, he pulls a book and the thing spins around and he goes into this secret hallway. And I'm assuming this is Agent Emma's like hideout or something, but no, there's just some other Jew that lives back there, apparently, with a secretary. Yeah, yeah, who is very clearly supposed to be money penny? It's they have this weird moment where secret agent MS comes in and she's like secret agent MS, isn't it past your bedtime?

And he's like, it's never past my bedtime money penny. Actually, I think they give her a more Jewish name than money penny, which is impressive. And they were like,burning or something. Yeah, it's like Miss Bergman and she's like, I'm glad you're not my son and he's like me too. Wait, then we couldn't fuck. Yeah, my note here again for the second time and even more true is this kid absolutely fuck.

Oh, yeah, absolutely. There is an absolutely like come up and see me sometime kind of back and forth going on. I watched this film for the record. You guys watched this film much more facetiously than I did. I watched this film from a, I watched this film as a genuine spy action adventure. And I had to light the fire. So yeah, he banners with the secretary makes it very clear. His Dicks available if she needs it. And then he goes in to see the, I don't, the head secret agent Jew, I guess. I don't just head of the, but none of this is what we talk about publicly. So this is just some secret agent Jew. It's not like this guy has an official position.

But I could understand being confused. Yeah. Right. Right. It's not like that would be weirder than the other shit that I saw. So yeah. So he's working on four 26 year old computers to the fucking broken Pac-Man sound effects soundtrack. Oh my God, they're amazing. These laptops are from the year I was born. Yes. So he tells him that he knows about the fish head. He knows about the non kosher chauffeur and that if they're not careful, they could mits out on the mitspa of Rochishana.

Da, da, da, da. Yeah, yeah. And this is where he throws out, well, the fishhead could be a message from one of our hidden Sadikum. And I'm like, shut up, stop. And he talks about the danger of like this non-cocher show far with all the intensity of the climax of the movie speed. Like, he might as well just been like, if this show

far goes below 50 miles, I'm going to fucking die. Yeah. So as I'm desperately looking for a translator online or something, he's talking about everyone missing out on the mitzvah of Russia Shana, which would be disastrous for the whole world.

He informs us. Yeah, man, be disastrous for the whole world, he informs us. Yeah, man, for everyone in the whole world, everyone in the whole world would be affected by one percent of the population not hearing their magic horn. That would bring down the whole facade of civilization. They would never be the same. But yeah, but luckily he has pinpointed the guy who lives behind this secret hallway anyway, has pinpointed the exact show far factory that's causing all the trouble. And wouldn't you know that Agent M.S. School is going on a surprise field trip to that exact show far factory tomorrow? Oh, this is also the moment in the film where I realized that Dr. Lotto's plan, at first I thought

Lotto had like a plan that Jews were getting in the way of, totally not the case. Then I thought, okay, his plan is to upset a bunch of Jews by giving them fake show bars and then telling them about it. Also not the case. This is the moment where I realized his plan is to give them a bunch of fake show bars and never tell them about it. No, it's just the magic won't work.

That's the only thing. There is no actual consequence to this plan whatsoever, especially if you aren't a Jew. So Motel's motivation makes me fucking sense to me. He doesn't believe their magic and he's not going to tell them they're not magic, which means it's a wash. It's just I love that you're trying to rationalize the plot of this movie. I love you.

I watched it like it's the new James Bond film. John Wick three secret agent MS. But Emma's needs to learn which shofarzer kosher and which one aren't. So he's got to go see a hacham and those will remember. Oh God, he's down again. Stay with me, buddy. Stay with me. Stay with me is a wise guy.

So he's going to go see hacham. Yeah. So he goes to see the head kid from children of the corn. And no one's notes here are just hello hacham. Oh, come the fuck. That's not a goddamn word. No, I thought that he like made this movie. Yeah, but at the end, we were just going to be like April fool.

I'm still not convinced that's not the case. So yeah, but it's time for the to put a blindfold on him so you can do some Jedi shofar training. And he plays the, this is the order. He plays the trumpet for him. And he's like, that's not kosher. And then he plays a shofar. And this is the first time a shofar is played. Oh my god.

And for those of you who've never heard a show far before, who haven't experienced the mitzvah of hearing a show far, I want to point out the first time you hear a show far, there is no possible way you think that's what it's supposed to do. Yeah, absolutely. Ever. You're always like, oh, man, he messed up. And then I'll just wait for him to do it again properly. And then they do the same thing to my senior. Oh, this is it. For like 45 minutes. And I should point out, the first time you do it,

it's part of this long Torah service that takes like an hour and a half. And each time you're like, any minute now, there's gonna be a tune. It's gonna be like a, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, nope, it's, oh, it goes, it goes, it goes, it goes. I, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Dada nope, it's oh it goes

It's soon it's gonna be music oh no, that's just doing it more. Okay, he's having something's wrong here Also, there's one called the goolet or whatever and that's the one where it goes, it goes, and the first time you crack the first time you hear that every single, there is no Jew. Jesus Christ himself, the first time was like, that's fucking. Yeah, I had it in an effort to describe this sound. I had elephant getting fucked by something that seemed warm at first, but it's now clearly just hot. Oh my God. Oh my God. There are there are a few sounds in the world last pleasant than this. And we will hear

it eight more fucking times before this movie is over. But we won't hear it properly. No, because well, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. Well, yeah, so because he does the trumpet and the kids like Trayf and he does the coat with a show fart. He's like, kosher. And then he blows his nose. He, he, and the kids was trif.

That's gross, man. And then he blows another show fart. And he's like, oh, that's kosher. He's like, no, no, because you weren't hearing the fucking show for you are only hearing the echo, which by the way, this is a huge piece of drama in Jewish culture because and this is real. If you sit too far back in temple, there are many people who believe you are violating the mids of a of show far because you're not hearing the show far. You're hearing the echo of the show far off the walls. So that was like a shot. You know how like there are movies that are like shots

at Catholics in the Christian movies. That was the shot at people who don't buy close enough front seats at home. In case you're wondering what kind of deep cut we just witnessed. It was the spend the extra 250 bucks to get some front row seats. Yeah. That was a dig at the people who get like the pinstripe package at the Yankee game for standing room only. I think it's the same thing. Exactly.

It's a fuck to the front row, you heathen. Yeah. That's why we put the women in the back. To the side usually. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, they're on side. And okay, so now, and now that he's picked through all the various sounds with his blindfolded, he must now choose the only kosher show far from the table, like the fucking last crusade,

and he's about to choose poorly. Jesus. And he does. He chooses one that has a duh metal around the mouthpiece. Everybody knows that fucking moron idiot. He's like agent asshole. And by the way, this, this kid with like, what the fuck is wrong with this human being? I mean, like, because the kids go and look, man, I'm never going to be able to figure out which chauffeurs are kosher in time. And the kid goes, no one ever said

this was easy. They just said it was fucking stupid beyond belief. They're grown up, like it matters because religious and limitless power to make people obsess over dumb shit. Like is this kid like representative of something that exists in the world. Yes, absolutely. This is a stereotype among Jews of Jews, which is like the goody-two-shoes kid who only spends all of his time on Torah. That, remember when I said the paleoshiva boy is like a subgenre, like that's what he's supposed to be. It's either like stereotypical paleoshiva boy, whereas ancient MS's supposed to be. That's what he's supposed to be. The like stereotypical pale-ishiva boy, whereas Agent MS is supposed to be like the super spy Masati Jew.

Right. Although he is also a pale-ishiva boy. He was, right, right. Exactly. He was the earlier banner for this film. Yeah. So like how the nuts, you see Nazis fight me, Tudor on Twitter, and you're like, they're all mad at each other.

That's what Jews do amongst themselves as well, so, right? Well, okay. So, and then maybe I'm just barking up a nothing tree here, but is there something to the fact that this kid apparently doesn't know what grades are? Is that also part of the stereotype? Yes. I loved this moment. So what's happening in that scene is agent MS is bragging to this goody two shoes. He's a kid that he got an a on one of his tests. And this kid retorts back with the greatest comeback of all time. He goes, what's in a because he's such a Jew.

He doesn't even know the fucking English alphabet. Who is that? That's the real that and that's a real thing in the community. Oh, yeah, it's a huge issue actually right now that the kids who are going through these very, very orthodox Jewish educations are coming out of them genuinely unprepared for the real world, unable to put jobs or go to college because they don't read English all the time, especially the girls have intended, you know, get pushed with this problem. And they spend all their time studying, uh, Jewish history

and Jewish literature that they genuinely don't know what like a movie is. Unless a secret agent MS in which case hell yeah. First letter of the English alphabet. Yeah, right. Okay. Um, that was more terrifying and answer than I was expecting. I wrote this kid sounds like every kid who's ever interrupted a magic. So yeah, okay. So yeah, so Agent Emma is all freaked out because he'll never be able to learn kosher, show first in time.

In fact, he's only got some track, some track, some track. And it takes five minutes to read his digital fucking lines. Right. You guys know why? Cause it's not in Hebrew number. All right. Well, I guess if show far preparatory nuance doesn't ramp up the suspense, I don't know what will.

So now that everybody's on the edge of their seat, we can afford to pause for a quick break. But first, let me give act three of the hard sell here. Can Agent Emma secure the magic kazoo before it's too late? Will Dr. Lotha start his very own rike? What the fuck are we watching? Find out the answers to these questions and more when we return for the eer nauseating conclusion of Agent Demis Episode 1. The fishhead. You know, if you take them to the movies, you don't have to pay to get them in. The fish heads.

I don't know if you guys knew that. So how are you spending Simhara? Oh, it's Sadie. Oh, what a mitzvah. You guys ready to record? Yeah, one second, Noah. Okay, I'll just be. But how are you breaking the fast?

Oh, you know, Google, Cholent, Oh, Mitten Drain and a detrolant. Are those foods? Noah, please, sorry. Go ahead. You should cut over here It's a lump tough. Oh, you're sweet. I feel like you guys are talking about me No, absolutely not for did but wow chick What I ran out of two words. I knew it dammit Money What I ran out of two words. I knew it damn it Money And we're back for more of this shit We're gonna start things off with all the kids from you she even getting ready for that big field trip to the show for factory

Oh, and it's time for a real singer. Yeah Yeah, all the kids talking about the fish head around the water cooler, you mean? Eli out of curiosity. What were the most Jewish field trips you've been on? The Holocaust Museum. Have you you've never been to like a make to like a show for our factory? No, I don't want to know. As Jewish as you did. Oh, that's. No, wait, is this a real As Jewish as you did. Oh, that's. No, wait, is this a real thing? First of all, there are really show far, there are factories that do nothing but hollow out Ramshorns for Russia, Shana. Yep. Yeah. I've been to, I've

gone to places where they make the holla. I've gone to the places where they make mizzes and they taught us how to make our own mizzes. And I made a demonic clown without a body because it was at that age where We're like, you forget that people have bodies. So you just draw a head with legs. I did, I did go to a Miss Zizz a factory. The Miss you've been to the Miss Zizz a factory. I'm not a great. No, do you want to go to a Miss Zizz a factory?

I want to bring people gofundme.com forward slash bring no to a Miss Zizz a factory. I don't know, But he can only he has to keep a straight face through the whole trip. Oh, that's asking an awful lot, sir. So yeah, so they're all they're all getting ready for the field trip. They're they're talking about the fishhead that everybody's heard about. And most of high em is causing trouble again. Yeah. Which leads to a bizarre of, I'm more Jewish than you shit talk. And that's as weird as you think it would be. Yeah, but none of them are as Jewish as that kid who didn't speak English.

Ha ha ha. He goes, I bet it did way better than you on that Navi test and shmiz like, actually, it was a humish test, motherfucker. And everyone's like, oh, damn, we got him. This kid fucks us. He fucks so hard. I, you understand. I watched this entire movie in the voice of Eric Bachman.

So now we get to the show for factory. And, uh, Mishimi, the, the agent, Emma sees a suspicious face and I just wrote my notes. I'm not allowed to point out how they all look the same. Am I? I can't. But that's okay. I did it because he turns to his friend. He goes, I think I've seen that guy before and it's the guy from the, the grocery store. The grocery store.

And I wrote, are you sure? Because we all kind of look the same. I wrote, this is the weirdest dildo factory ever. All right. We don't need your judgment here. Maybe it's the finest dildo factory ever. All right. We don't need your judgment here. Maybe it's the finest dildo factory ever. Third weirdest that I've been to. Yeah. So yeah, so they bring him up to the like show for maker, I guess.

And everybody's like, students, do you know what this is? And one kid goes, it's a mod so and everyone giggles and the guy goes, close. It's a Rams one, which was and the guy goes close, it's a rams one, which was very upsetting. Why did he six? Because it's a joke. The it's a mod so everyone's like, hi, he thinks it's a mod so, but then he's like close and it's like, oh, that no, not close. So close. So you call name something. It has less properties in common. Really? Yeah. Well, they're both.

You guys know what? It's democracy. Close. It's a Ram's horn. So and then he asks this follow up question. He says, can you tell me what it isn't? And I'm like, boy, everything but Ram's horn works here, right? There are multiple correct answers to this question.

But the one he's looking for, I guess, is that it's not a chauffeur because they haven't chauffeur it up with their magic yet. Right. And then he basically goes until the Ramshorn is properly prepared, it's nothing more than an ordinary dildo. And to demonstrate this, he blows in it, which is like, oh, yeah, ha, ha, that won't work. That'll sound hilariously stupid, unlike a show far. It sounds exactly like it's the funniest thing in the world because he's like, and then later on when he plays the show for it, it's the exact same noise and he's like, see? Oh, yeah. The difference in the, in the world.

When we're done, it'll sound like a man farting to death into a vacuum cleaner. Yeah. Oh my God, that sounds should not be produced on purpose. Um, but then they really start laying down just how much human labor is wasted on this magical bullshit. And that was depressing. Yeah, because they make them labor. They make about, by the way, it's amazing. He goes, how many of them do you make a day? And he goes, we make about 10 a day. Oh my God. I don't think anything that makes 10 of something a day

should call itself a factor. Right. I think you should call yourself a workshop. Yeah, right. It's like one of those places where you drink wine and make pottery. Yeah, exactly. You make 10 a day of something.

Do a gals night out at the show farm factory. Gals night at the show farm, just a day of something you a gals night out at the show farm factory Girls night at the show bar just a bunch of drunk blonde bitches. Oh my god amber you are so beautiful And you're gonna find someone who fucking loves you. Thank you Now it's a dildo fact, real. Just one of them's got three. The fat ones got three of them in her mouth at the same time. So the kids are all learning about how the showfars are made. And I love this light, too, because then he's like, and then a rabbi has to inspect it to make it sure it has all the right magic and it hasn't done that. Oh my God. He goes. In fact, I think we've got a rabbi looking at Ramshawars now.

Let's go see him. These are his words. See him in action. Action. Being the rabbi who checks for magic must be the dopest job ever created. Just being able to be there, just like run your hand over each one and be like, oh, this one's only a little magic. Oh, this one's very magic.

Full on magic. So yeah, so all the kids excitedly run off to go watch a fucking rabbi look at Ramsoons, but Emma doesn't like it. He feels like everything's maybe a little too perfect to which I wrote was the expecting a viscerated hookers. I mean, what like this not just does not look perfect in any way. And then so we go and we're watching the rabbi examine the horns and it is exactly what you're picturing. He's just like this one. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This one shakes his head. No, what are you trying to fucking hurry? He's literally just playing Tinder with the show for.

He's literally just like sure. Yeah, sure. Yeah. Yeah. Shofar. It's my new app. Yeah. Shofar.

And the kids, by the way, are watching with rap detention. Like, wow, he really knows his magic chauffeur's holy shit. And at the same time, Dr. Lothal, the bad guy is just standing in the corner of the room. Right. And Agent M.S. is like, hey, isn't that the bad guy? And his teacher's like, no, no, no, that's, that's Rabbi Angles driver. He doesn't drive because it distracts him from his Torah studying. And Amazon, Emma says like, well, yeah, sure, obviously.

Well, yeah, what happens is there's, it's, I, because these are my favorite moments of the movies you guys do is those small moments were self-awareness accidentally creeps into the scripts. And this movie has one of those because they point out that the guys, the rabbi's driver and one of the kids goes, oh, the rabbi has a driver like that that's pretty fucking weird that's that's kind of swanky that kind of sounds like a leader who takes advantage of his position. And then the other guy is just like no, no, no, he just doesn't like to drive it's all very recent. way. This is how you get fires in the mirror by anodilier Smith. That is that that is very inside baseball. They ran over a black kid and African American community responded with violence and it was pretty much there. Fall. Hey, there were fine people on both sides.

So, so yeah. So, but at this point, Emma realizes something's up not because he's looking directly at his arch-nemesis disguised by nothing but a pair of sunglasses, but because now he remembers that that suspicious Chewie saw earlier was that same guy from the grocery store with the fish head. Oh, yeah. So we've just glossed over the fed that the rabbi was Australian, which threw me for way bigger of a loop than the rest of the film. Yeah, of all the things I didn't buy in the film, I was just like, well, that's just absurd. There's no.

There's no shoes in Australia. We couldn't possibly swim that far. Yeah, we found the, we found the Jewish Ray Comprimea, Ken Ham, apparently. Yeah. So yeah, so Emma's realized this something's up. He goes to put on his mustache. He notices his six foot to skinhead in the room. No, it's everywhere. And he's like, Hey, let me see the dimples in the back of your

skull. Yeah. Yeah. No, I feel like I feel like Jews would have a six sense about that particular guy in the room. Yeah. Um, and then we, so he sneaks off that, but then we have a cut to the next scene that starts with another goddamn mask and on orgasm as it falls down a well. And I want to point out that this movie doesn't like, I'm listening to this on headphones and it doesn't like mic these things down or anything, right? So like all of a sudden, like five different times in this movie, all of a sudden, it's like like right in your fucking ears. I made you do listen to it once, but you know what? I'm going to mic that down in the edit. So it won't be as bad for you. And this one is followed by the

rabbi going, wow, I like to blow that myself. And he's like, what an honor it would be. That one sounded different than the other one. Yeah, that was so magic. Yeah, he was very impressed with that particular show far. But just that he's like, oh, these are all good show fars. Well, but he doesn't in an Australian Hasidic accent. I'm not even going gonna try. Eli, do you have an Australian Hasidic accent? Oh, I would love to blow the at-o-ndee. See, Eli? That's my close actually. Yeah, so he told his driver, Dr. Lothal, hey, take all of these definitely kosher

shofar's out to the van. Uh-oh. And then Emma's comes in, he's like, not so fast. Those are Trayf Show Fars. And then everyone in the room's panties fucking drop to the floor because it's Asian fucking Emma's ladies and gentlemen. Oh yeah.

Yeah, but the show far maker by the way is livid that this little bitch is accusing him of slinging around Trayf Show Fars. Right, everyone comes to the defense of the rabbi in a really weird way. They're like, Hey, Hey, are you saying shit about our weird cult leader? I mean, rabbi saying that he's like, no, no, no, he's magic. I'm saying that the, the, the help. Yeah.

And Moishi verify for me how many times you've just heard someone accuse the help of being a secret anti-Semite. I mean, I mean, I did it just a few hours before arriving. Literally, just as I was shutting the door to my Uber on the way here, I was just like, and by the way, stop hating the Jews. Yeah. You get a feeling. No question.

You get a feeling. Like if it's the driver. It feels from you in a Jewish house, you're not like she's probably financially desperate. You're like, she hates the Jews. Yeah. You get a feeling. No question. You get a feeling like it's always the driver. It feels from you in a Jewish house. You're not like she's probably financially desperate. You're like she hates the Jews. Absolutely. Which to be fair, she's probably seen secret agent Emma. Exactly. Exactly. Exactly. And she's just frustrated that they blew that goddamn horn into her ears five times. It's fair. But this is where he does his like Scooby-Doo on masking of Dr. Lotto. Just takes his sunglasses off. Yeah, that's it. And we should point out, like, and I'm surprised, we haven't pointed it out already. This show is clearly self-spooping, right? They're

not taking it seriously or anything. But it's so goddamn ridiculous that it doesn't matter. It could not be self-aware enough or it wouldn't exist, right? Yeah. So Dr. Lothal tries to escape, but MS uses his boomerang hat powers to knock because you know how when felt hits you in the back, it knocks you over. Yeah. And then it boomerangs back to you. Yeah.

And everybody knows that hats are the natural predator of going. I've never seen heath in a hat. Or Noah. No, you're pretty much never catching me in that. No, no, no. What if we just touch him with hats and they all turn to dust? Oh, yeah, well, that's going to be edited out. I don't know how many Jews are going to listen to this.

I'm going to touch the heat with the hat first. I can't know how many Jews are going to listen to this. I'm going to touch the hat. I can't wait till you guys are on tour next and people just start trying to throw hats at Noah and he's better than licking and drugging me. So I have to choose. Yeah, I can use a hat. So yeah, so now like they've apparently thwarted Dr. Lothav's secret plan to make rabbis blow on kosher show first and suck all the magic out of

wash asha shana Jesus Christ. But that's what we're watching. And so now he's like, Oh, I got to take everyone out to the van to show them the evidence. Right. And he think they open up the trunk and there's a bunch of like fake showfars and the rabbis like these ones are fine. And it's they they open up the trunk and there's a bunch of like fake showfars and

the rabbis like these ones are fine. And it's like, no, it's, we're not supposed to pretend that magic isn't visible. Just at that point, you see something that broken. He's like, I mean, they're not fine. Yeah. At that point, the rabbi is just in full on damage control mode. He's he's realized how close this wonderful scam of his has come to fall in the park. And he's just walking through the parking lot being like, oh, yes, that traffic cone is magic. Oh, no, that's not magic. No magic. No magic. Well, gotta get on a unicycle and just pedals away. I'm not a liar. There are real things, everything's real. Where's my driver?

Yeah. So he, he, he, he, Agent Emerson, hands him the show first and say, look, these are the ones he was going to pass off. He's like, these look fine. He's like, look closer. He's like, how did these quit? No, I'm sorry. His line is, well, I'll be a Gabby's uncle.

How did these cracks get in here? Is that a thing? Are they just making shit up on me at this point? I say that all the time. It's a listen to the show. I think I'll be a Gabby's uncle whenever I'm surprised. And I was like, oh, Agent Emma's you're so amazing. Thank you so much. And he's like, don't thank me. Thank Hashem, whatever the fuck that is. And I love the moment when he's like, how did the cracks get in this? And Agent Emma's the fucking super sleuth that he, is like, it's simple. The bad guy did it.

Yeah, right. And nobody in that crowd is just like, no, we got, no, we know how physically did it. It's pretty cool. It weighed down and then he did it up. Dr. Wenzho is the bad guy. Yeah. So now we make it very clear that to God goes the glory. Um, and Agenemis doesn't need to take any of it for himself. Uh, and then we get the little wrap up scene, right? We go back to them picking basketball teams once again. And his buddy is talking, Agenemis's buddy, Shmi is talking to me. He's like, there's still one thing I don't get. And I'm like, only one. Jesus pay attention.

Wow. Meanwhile, I had a whiteboard in my apartment, just like filled with all the subplotting connections, like red lines between the characters. Mapping out the intricate nuances of this film. Yeah. So his buddies, his buddies question is like, well, how did you know the driver was the bad guy other than the fact that we know what he looks like? It's simple, the bad guy did it. Well, no, it's worse.

He goes, you know, the Camara says that we can learn that the words with the same letters can have different meanings. And when the fish said, so far isn't kosher. This is it. I hope our audience is like strapped the fucking for this. It's not. Yeah, right, because it wasn't that the show far wasn't kosher. It's that the chauffeur wasn't kosher.

The driver get it? Shofur. Shofur. Shofur. Shofur. Did not, did not juice. But except that doesn't make any sense because the chauffeur also wasn't kosher. That's what led them. The, I, yeah, brilliant. I also just love how the kids like obscure rabbinical texts teach us that words can have multiple means You know what else teaches you that the fucking nature of language Yeah, right and then and then his buddies like okay, all right

Well that makes perfect sense obviously But how did the fish speak and he's like no it wasn't the fish It was that guy. That guy was like, I'm a fish that, that, that chauffeur isn't kosher. Yeah, one of their hidden secrets by guys that said, he got to keep at the grocery. Who's so undercover that literally nobody knows about him. Yeah. Well, I just been working at that grocery store for 17 years, waiting for his moment. Seems like he could have taken care of the problem himself rather than tearing up, fighting a little girl with a puppeteered fish head or something.

But yeah, he's been there for 17 years. He likes to have fun. Yeah. You're in a lot of time to prep that fish. Oh, I'm going to be fish. I'm going to do the fish thing. This is going to be great. So yeah. So and then once again, the bully picks him last for basketball. And he has to pretend to be clumsy, even though

he's so like crazy, coordinated and the cut at the end, because he's like, oh, I guess I'm on the bench again. And then he like throws a 10 point. Yeah. It's one of those shots to be like at the very end like and he's secretly Awesome at basketball. So they show him throwing it, but He throws it in in a way that I'm shot the ball left his hands Not that I'm shot to made it into the basket. I'm shot the ball didn't just like Immediately the floor didn't just like hit him in the face. Yeah, I'm amazed. Made it out of frame of the camera. And then they get this super close shot of a ball going through a hoop.

And you know there was a Jew on a ladder just about like, right? Rolling. Oh, there's absolutely no way there was a Jew on that ladder. They had a regular person. Yeah, they had a regular person doing that. And they're going, they had a show per. Yeah, yeah. No, it's amazing that we actually don't see any sportsing and yet they manage to get

bad sportsing into this movie right at the very end. Awesome job, the Jews. And then we get the credits. And in case you're just wondering exactly how Jewish this cast is, they throw those names out to you. Except for one, except for one clearance. Yeah. The guy who plays Clarence is named Greg Karate.

And I, I want to desperately believe that he had no connection to the company, no connection to the Jewish community, that he was just like a theater grad from like Mizzou. He just was like, no, cool. I can't think of. Asian Emi's, I love spy movies. Great. Wait, I'm, I'm the only one here without a beard. So wait, I'm just, I'm just like the henchmen. What's the, I'm sorry, what's our, what's our motivation again?

Oh my God, we've gone over this so many times, Greg. We hate to do this. The show first. Because that'll make the Jew magic not easily. Yeah, you know what? I don't want. That's probably why we didn't see him in the last half of the film. All right.

Well, obviously, look, this is a series we have found Jewish Bible man. There are many more installments and I'm definitely going to have to watch a few of them before it's over. So guys, help me prepare for this. What predictions might you have for the plots of future episodes of Agent M.S. Agent M.S. and the case of the Tiki Torch Torah. Agent M.S. and the train full of gold. We already watched that one actually. All right, well, that's going to do it for a review of Agent MS, the fish head.

That's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to verify that this isn't the one that broke me. So Eli, tell us what's on deck. M 1028. This is a movie we've been saving for a little while now. And I had actually forgotten about it until a listener recommended it. It's, um, it's agent. Emma's goes to hell for being a partying teen, the Christian version. I can't get into it. It's amazing. It's on YouTube. M1028 the time and it is, oh, it's phenomenal. It's, yeah, no, I didn't, I couldn't find a preview

but I said, but I did skip around in the movie a little bit. And yeah, if you love just bad movies in general, this movie's going to get everything, that you give you everything that you love. But if you really love bad Christian movies, yeah, this is this, this looks like it could be Estus Perkle level bad. So with that to look forward to, we're going to bring episode one, oh, six to a merciful close.

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Hahahaha! Alright, well that's it. I didn't know what Room Nois was about halfway through. He saw him become absolutely terrified. I looked at him because I was just doing room noise and he was like, oh god. Am I supposed to be saying something to Ali? I was looking at when you actually saw, I started looking through the script going, it's not my line. No, that's not my line. My line my lines are red am I supposed to be talking now welcome back to the game cast dammit come on what the hell stop sorry I'm sorry welcome everybody it's me we're gonna work with eight seconds of room noise this week I'm sure it'll be fully why do you keep who's keeping making me moishi in this? You're you're shmoole we just do different.

You were moishi last time. No, I was shmoole. You just kept calling me moishi fine. I'm moishi. I thought the moishi means friend, doesn't it? No, I thought it meant friend. I was told I don't really speak Hebrew. I was told that by a dishonest Jew, I guess.

This is a nice. I can make you shmouli. Well, it'll be pretty, it'll be whatever you want. No, you can make me whatever you want to be. I like Moishi better. Moishi, Moishi it is. Okay, like I said, I thought that's what we did last time. So that's what I thought.

Moishi Rebenovitz. The third. All right, good, get a quick 10 count here. And it'll be, it'll be, it makes it a lot easier on the ad. Who's Morgan? He's the guy who edits all this crap. He's the guy who is the Morgan, the person, the Morgan, I know. Yeah. Morgan edits the show with the beard.

Did you know that I went to school with Morgan? Nope, different Morgan. Oh, never mind. I don't know this Morgan. Well, if you're just a second Morgan's listening to this, he's going like, wait, who the fuck is this guy? All right. good to go As long as it's a private reference as long as it's a prize as long as it's a private evidence as long as it's a private Residence you can do it in your hand right into the mic right into your mic

Right into the mic touch your pop filter with your mouth, but right into your mic right into the mic You're above it. You see how you're above it. I know I'm not joking when I say this my nose is too big to do the thing that you're asking me to do You can back off it a little if no, but then I'm too far away watch Tell me what tell me what I'm close enough ready am I close enough? No, you're too high. Okay, am I close enough? You can back up I can back up. Yeah, I'm just Yep, back up and down. There you go. I'm just on to. Oh, this is how we look at you.

I'm looking to you, Rass. What you got to do? All right. What's Colin? How do I say that? Cholent. Cholent? Yeah. What the fuck is Cholent?

It's the turkey next, do. Gross. Can I juer you? I hate myself. Well, that's all the real qualifications there. All right, ready? Shabbat. All right, well, there was a little bit.

That's more. I know, feel your pain entirely. So a running joke on like our lives is that I can't hold still or stop making noise during the thing. And both times during room noise, it's like picked up his phone and like clacked it against the side of his computer of your time and they need a size to start mowling to me. I'm checking the time.

I know what you're doing man and then he realizes that that's a terrible thing to do so he starts giggling to himself. I'm sorry for keeping you. I don't want to don't want to delay you to tear anything. All right. Quick 10 count here. Oh, are we doing that thing again? We got a nine seconds to get well for four because I said said I love you earlier on in the Sorry, I'll be quiet. No, that's fine. He can mute that and room noise around her if he needs to so as you you're just making Morgan's life more difficult not mine Seven eight nine ten the goal is to keep pace with him. Oh, not do your own count not do your own count. Okay. So that's the more life.

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