God Awful Movies - 145: My Daddy is in Heaven

Episode Date: May 29, 2018

This week, the guys team up for an atheist review of My Daddy is in Heaven; a movie that says its about a children's book and makes you spend the rest of the movie wondering just what the hell that book is about.  --- If you’d like to pick up a copy of our latest ebook; Diatribes Volume 2: 50 More Essays from a Scathing Atheist, you can find it here: https://www.amazon.com/Diatribes-Essays-Scathing-Atheist-Presents-ebook/dp/B06XQTJT4R --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://soundcloud.com/morgandclarke

Like a ton of this movie plays like June is trying to fuck back. It comes so close and then doesn't. It's so disappointing every time. At this point she's like, all right, strap it on back and I was like, oh, they're gonna fuck. Excellent. And then she says, I'm gonna use some ice and lime and salt and I was like, oh fucking interesting. What are you doing?

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And of course that guy you hear there is my bad friend Eli Bosnick Eli. How are you this fine afternoon, sir? jokes on you heat. So's my grandma. Oh, wow. Yes, just happened. Too soon. Um, I think I watched the wrong movie.

What was your guys' movie? I watched a movie with the title, my daddy is in heaven, but it's about a girl's weekend. What was yours about? Mine was about, you see, that's an unanswerable question. But before we even try, when we have turned it over to Heath to tell us what will we be breaking down today. All right, we watched my daddy is in heaven.

It's the story of a wonderful, kindhearted, bisexual, atheist woman with an unfortunate case of awkward death-themed Tourette's. I heard that Tourette from her earlier when I yelled at Eli about his dad, I apologize for that. And the Tourette sadly prevents this woman from hooking up with her best friend whose husband dies. Yeah, no, that's, yeah, that's pretty much it. And Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you feel really guilty about the long weekend, it took you to get over the death of your husband, but you still want to cash in on the children's book you wrote about it. You will love this movie.

Yeah, to love this movie, it has to really be about you, I think. I bet the author of this movie loves this movie. I don't think he does. The guy who wrote this movie is the same guy who wrote what would Jesus do and what would Jesus do three the sequel that ignores part two that would cover bullshit. Joseph Nasser. Yeah. Yeah.

Lovely. I don't think he's super proud of this one. I, okay. So honestly, can anyone tell me the, the difference between like the plot of this movie and watching a candle burn for 90 minutes? Um, a candle burning is an appropriate title for what you're about to watch. Like if you, you said you want to watch a candle burn, you would see a candle burn. Yeah.

No, okay. All right. No, I got it. I guess. Yeah. Cause okay. So and we should just throw this out right up front. This movie is ostensibly based on a kid's book.

Right? It comes up right at the very beginning against this based on the children's book. And then you're watching this whole movie going like, what kind of fucked up children's book is this? We learned some deep lessons in a children's book. We'll get there. Yeah. Well, yeah, it turns out it's more the origin story of a children's book, but it's way more fun to think of a little kids book That tells exactly this story. All right, but before we get to that story Of course, is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best of being the worst at?

Yeah, I'm gonna say best worst Understanding of how a bar works Just in case anyone's not familiar you asked for a drink the bartender serves it and you drink it while holding it like a human being. That's pretty much it. They get every phase of this process wrong. Yeah, they're like eating glass. They're doing mime routines with beer bottles. Is this how I do it?

Am I being normal? Do you stab yourself in the eye? Yeah, this, this movie seems to think that you go up to the bartender, give him a compliment. He hands you a bowl of instant drunkenness. And then you perform interpreted dances with it for the next 16 hours and then hand it back on drunk. Oh, yeah, right with liquid still in it. I'm a bartender now.

Don't forget to tip your weight or me. I was gonna. Okay. Yeah. And we've watched international gorillas. We can still say that. That's how bad this movie does it. I was gonna go with the best worst. This character is gonna die in three. Two. Oh, that was the funnest part during the three two count. Oh, yeah. So good. I mean, obviously they give it away with the title and everything, but as we get ever closer, it's ever more obvious that this is the moment. Anyway, I'm going to go with best worst Christian turning point.

Now we've seen movies where you're lungs filling with blood or the reason you accept Jesus or Cliff from Cheers is nice to you for a second as the reason you accept Jesus. But I think this is the first Christian turning point in a movie we've watched where the answer is, I'm going to become a serial killer. I'll get to it. I'll get to it from I'm pretty sure the moral of this is that our main character becomes a serial killer. But we'll get there. Yeah, no, I'm definitely intrigued by that theory. Then this movie would be about something. Who's the main character?

Good call. Yeah. All right, well, obviously Heath has a lot of dead Eli's dad jokes to get to, so we don't want to keep him waiting. We're going to pause for a quick break. And when we come back, we'll dive into all the deleted scene contenders that are my daddy is in heaven and that's a wrap on my daddy is in heaven wrap party yeah uh yeah uh just one thing uh hey Dave yeah come over here frank

Frank. Come here, Frank. Come here, give me a hug. Okay. I'm getting a hug. Frank. Frank. I love you, man. Nice.

Good work with you, too. No. No. I love you, Frank. I love you. Okay. Anyway, I was just going over the dailies and like the week's dailies. Yeah.

Did you have Fridays? Where we go? Woo! Okay. So there's nothing in the movie about the little girl's daddy being in heaven. And that's no. No. Linda, come here.

Come to our Frank Lee. Come to Fridays. Come to Fridays. Yeah. Okay. We've got the dad crying. There's the farm stuff. There's a lot of Becca drinking drinking like us tonight

Woo! Rap party! But other than that, we have like just two minutes of conversation about heaven Total in a movie again called my daddy is in heaven really just just two minutes two minutes I would if we threw it a voice over at the beginning in the end? To be like 230 at that point? Okay, well, I guess that's gonna have to be it then. That's gonna be it.

Okay, if you say so, we just Frank, Frank, I'm riding in your car. Okay. I'm getting a sizzling Vegeta. Don't get that that it's gross And we're back for the breakdown and we're gonna open up with a little girl telling us all about Heaven So it starts like a least trouble chapter You disagree with this movie. Then you disagree

with me. An adorable little girl who has cancer and survived the Holocaust. And she's speaking entirely in nonsense. She's like, when I was told about Tevin, they told me it was a giant shrimp and a fat skinny guy. Yeah. Right. They told me about this place that makes sense when you're too young to understand logical contradictions. And then we get the title, my daddies in heaven. And then we cut to a red necked truck, just red necking it up. Just playing my mixtape for driving home from hatecrown and matured.

That's right. Love this. This song Cowboy Up. Why? My music note here is, wow, there really are no gatekeepers in country music if you're white. Huh? Oh my god, that song is filled with such sushi and rhymes. This guy deserves his fate.

That's all I'm saying. I really, really want to be there for the writing of that song. Alright. Hey, Chris, come on in. Hey Noah, thanks for having me. You remember my songwriter, spoon? I'm sorry, spoon. Actually they call me spoon.

Why? It's the only thing I can use with that. Gravest self-harm, whatever the hell that means. Right. I'll wind to see you the other. Okay. So about your song cowboy up. The new love that one cowboy up. Yep.

Right. So that's in the song quite a few times. Not lyric. Um, and it's just a little worrying to me. I was wondering if I could. Oh, uh, how so? Yeah. So how?

I think it's the first one. Potato potato giant golden cruise. Okay. So this first verse, you got a cowboy up when you get throed down, root down, get right back in the saddle as soon as you hit the ground. Yep. You heard that the tough get going when the going goats tough around here, what we say is boy, you better cowboy. Yeah. Exactly. Hey, you know, that's a true story.

I feel like a horse feed is back. I just got right back. I go, there's all like, no, you got to go to the hospital on the count of your skills. I'll cave dim, but I cowboy. Right. Okay. I'm going to leave a lot of questions aside. What does that mean? You know, cowboy

up. Yeah, like a cowboy. What did you just say? Is it a variation of man up like the boy, but yeah, but cowboy. Okay, cowboy, not man. That's different. That's not good. But here's the part that really worries me, right? Here's the next verse. By the end of my last season, they said, I was among the best. So I proudly called my girl back home hoping she would be impressed. But her mama said she'd married a guy that I used to call my friend.

But before the first tear could fall, these words came back again. And then it's the cowboy. Yeah. Yeah. You got a cowboy up. And I should actually. Yeah. Yep. Okay. That seems like a just a really, really depressing message. I mean, the song is about losing the love of your life and then not being able to cry about it. Yeah, I guess so. You gotta gamble. Yeah. So. Okay.

Okay. Can we just pay the speeding ticket and not get into a game fight with the FBI? Probably not. No. Great. All right. So dad gets home. Mom's just made cookies on account of the having of a vagina.

Right. Exactly. And we should point out mom is the white lady that did the hay and love different. Yes. Yes. Which I'm keep expecting her to break out in a hay at any moment. But this movie, she may have been a slightly more racist character in this movie. We'll get there. But this movie, she may have been a slightly more racist character in this movie. We'll get there. All right. So dad's putting together a bike. Apparently it's July 4th. So dad's gone out and bought July 4th presents for everyone.

And again, I cannot describe how thickly they're laying on the happy family stereotypes. It's like, here you go. Here's a fresh made cookie. Here's a super ugly crucifix from K Jewelers. You got me a stuffed doggy. And it's Christmas now for some reason. Stupidest. I like every action this guy is going to take it's going to take 25 fucking minutes for this guy to tie. But every action he takes will be like here you go This will be super meaningful when I die. Oh, it's the best and at this point mom's like don't let her ride down the hill on the bike

All right, if this guy dies going down a hill on a little girl's bike Streamers I'm gonna be so fucking happy. He just gets sideline by a truck cowboy up. Oh, so I was playing cowboy up. That was just playing that. This is ironic. All right. So now we get my work in it. Why is she so country? She calls people about needing to pay for bags of feed and hay for a living. Oh, fuck off. Oh, she's a debt collector for their farm or she's in charge of it. But it's, it's just this weird friendly southern way to collect debt.

Like, well, you know what? I know you owe us $20,000, Jim Bell. But if you want a chicken wing and barbecue, you better bring that money. You may have, okay, I'll talk to you later. I'm running my business like a friendship who lent out a DVD of blue crutch. Pets.

Yeah. Maybe have people pay when you give them the farm. That was so, so many of the entire problem of the movie. And I would just like to point out that she has exactly the kind of heel, billy accent, you'd expect an actress from North Hampton, Pennsylvania. Anyway, so yeah, but what we're establishing here is that she sure is good at her work. It has a smile on her face. It just does everybody. Now, well,

our husband's alive. Right. So now we head to a murkabiku. She's a, we're just in a barbecue full of like hard working coal miners and mechanics with dust on their brows, pretty country girls, big foot. All the things that people believe exist that don't it's just filled with it. And then Corbin Bernson comes and say, hi, I'm going to be the cliff cleven of this movie. I enjoy the LA law. Don't anymore. He's opening speech is so insane. He's like, all right, everybody. Thanks for coming

My wife is dead Kind of funny if you think about it And if you ain't here to have fun get the fuck off. Yeah, so weird He's like banging his fork on a red solo cup trying to get a speech Attention, okay, this doesn't work. Attention, everyone. My wife is dead. Drop that beat MC and the speech.

That's it. May she's probably in heaven making God someone like, is sweet to hear hers. That's an actual line. And then he's like, and now it's time to fucking party. So one of them to whip his dick out. You know, my wife's dead now Can nobody stop me?

Who wants a piece? But okay, so they have a their July 4th barbecue and now mom runs into Bad plastic surgery lady. Oh man Manch Mads. Yeah. Yeah. I and match, match. Yeah. Yeah. I found her someone to try. So really medium. I have a skeleton to sell you. I feel like the Jello pot pie is where she got you, but we'll get there. She makes some good foods. So all right. So she, okay, someone helped me with this analogy. Match looks at, okay, so the main character's name is Becca, right? And Becca's

looking at her husband, having fun. And Mage comes up and says something about how he's like candy that's been dropped on a dirty floor, but in a charming way. The three second rule. Her metaphor goes so insane. She's like, you remember when you used to drop your candy and dirt and flop and literal human shit, and then it would get covered by a bug. She's like, you remember when you used to drop your candy and dirt and slop and literal human shit and then it would get covered by a bug and then a crazy doctor would come over and

inject it with the A-trires. What would you do? And she's like, eat it anyway. Exactly. That's your husband. I'm gone now. What? You understand my lesson, right?

Men aged like wet candy rolling along the floor of a public bathroom is just more and more pee and poo on themselves and STD. German hot and died at 35. I didn't have to watch that sad sad decline sex from it's like a new episode of fear factor every time I've got this thing A lot of poo on you. You got a lot of poo on the side of your face. You gonna be like nope not gonna wipe it Okay, then all your creatures. How'd you get it all the way up there? It's all the way up What are we saying all right? So oh and then dad's got a pole presence out of his ass for a little bit longer and then him and

Ma have to dance and talk about how they're gonna have a new baby. Yeah, and he was in the military. He saved puppies made of bald eagles. One-legged guy to hop over saved my life. What? Save my life. There's a naked gun-esque line of people just waiting to say another thing about him that the people watching this movie will like.

We all build Confederate statues at a plot gasoline and then explode them just for fun. Yeah. And then they decide they're going to have another kid too. Yeah. He's like, I was thinking, let's have another kid, but like a real one with a penis. You know what I'm saying? Birth me a son. And then okay, and then we have this bizarre transition where Corbin Bernson says in

broad daylight, time to start the fireworks and then the next thing is pitch black, everybody's stumbling around. And it put out the sun. We're going to have a whole time, everyone. Who's nanny or something stupid and poor, who cares? Right. And again, so the title clearly spoils the plot, right? So all I'm doing at this point is just guessing ways

for him to die. But I know this guy's gonna fucking die, he has to die. So at this point, I'm just rooting so hard for him to get shot in a face with fireworks. And every time they introduce something, I'm just like, he gets killed by this. Yeah. It's like final destination. You're like, oh, oh, kitchen knives. But of all the things they introduced, it's going to be the dumbest. Okay.

So he's sitting there with a with a wife in the daughter. They're like, we're cold. And he's like, I'll go get you a blanket on this here for Wheeler. Promise not to die. He gets on the for Wheeler says, live in the dream. And I wrote, okay, anyone who says live in the dream when they get on a for a day deserves to die. That's how you're just, you're just ringing that bell. Yeah.

So he heads off on the for wheeler and then we get the laziest god damn crash that we've ever not quite seen. He gets attacked by like a Wakandan drone. They go over there. There's no reason for him to have crashed or fallen. There's like a piano on top of the ATV. A bloody antivirus head used to be nothing. ATV spontaneously comb antivirus head used to be nothing ATV spontaneously, combusted for some.

Yeah. Right. Go fell apart like the Lego car you were sure was going to go. And then of course, Corbin Bernson happens upon him, just just the fireworks are going off. Fireworks, right? As he dies, the fireworks are peaking. It's like kind of bad timing.

Just to me like, I see a light. No, that's the fireworks. You You can go to a mirror, whatever. It doesn't really matter. So now, okay, so we cut to dad and the ambulance. Um, mom is getting in the way and demanding explanations for everything. Wait, hold on. How what gauge is that, tube? Yeah, I just wrote, he's running all the medical procedures past the guy's wife first.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. We should point out because so many of the like EMT emergency responder listeners who watch these movies along with us messaged me to be like, please point out how irritating and dangerous that is when people's spouses think they're going to like do a fucking ride along like I'm a cop with a 16 year old who won't stop smoking pot. I tell what, I'll do the medical stuff and you stay there and pray. They're literally the only thing you can do that's worse than what you're doing is interrupt me. How many CCs on that IV drip?

It's not. You know what? You're kicked out of it. You're out. You're out. So yeah, right. So he flatlines, they used the magical heart starting batteries. Okay. Yeah. What would you need a defibrillator?

The bruises he got gave him cardiac arrest. He fell off an ATV. Yeah. All right. So now we're going to cut to mom in the waiting room praying. Yeah. And by the way, dear Christian movies, it is not in your best interest to remind people of all the times prayers don't work. Don't spend 10 minutes of your Christian movie being like, prayin, prayin, prayin, failure.

Yeah, right. Over and over again. Don't show this boy. It's in the title. We know he is right. You know this is a burden. What you should have is her starting to pray, but's in the title. We know what he got right. You know what you should have is her starting to pray, but somebody interrupts her. She's so like that. God damn it. So, so she's praying, the doctor comes in. This is not a very good doctor in my mind. I mean,

maybe he's great at doctoring, but his bedside manner could use some work. It's amazing. You walk in and he's like, so your husband's surgery, it went very, very well. And she's like, oh, so he's going to be okay. And the doctor's like, no, no, you know, let me finish. You know, we're harvesting his organs. He's pretty much dead. He's going to enjoy coma that he will never recover from. But the organ of our, the organ of our surgery. We've got to see the oil. I was just like, I did a little scuffle flip thing in my hand.

I was like, I don't usually hit that trick. And I nailed it for a try. People cheered from this. The other thing. Oh, you're all crying. That's just pretty. I feel like you need to let me finish what I'm saying. He's on you.

He rude. Good or are gonna harvest. So he goes back into visit him. He's all coma toast. And then we get this scene where like she's apparently been here for a couple of days. So now she's like, it's Sunday and since you couldn't go to the church, I brought church to you. Right.

And so she starts reading in the church. I brought church to you. Right. And just you start reading the Bible. And I think we're all thinking the same thing. Really wanted that to be a different verse of the Bible. You're right. Hey, baby. You're going to be just fine. It's Sunday and I know you can't come to church. So I thought I'd bring church to you. Oh, hello, nurse. Hello, don't let me interrupt. Go ahead. Okay. Where are you in the Bible? Ezekiel. Oh, that's nice. into the bed of love and they defiled her with her hordom. And she polluted with them and her mind was alienated from her. Oh, okay, that is EQ. So she discovered her hordoms, discovered her nakedness. Then my mind was alienated from her. Like as my mind was alienated from her sister, yet she multiplied her hordoms and calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she played the harlot in the lands of Egypt. For she doded upon their paramours,

whose flesh is the flesh as of Asus, and whose issue is like the issue of horses. Maybe a different verse today? Oh, it's his favorite verse. It is. It is. Keep going. Okay, I'm gonna go. gonna go okay now where was I horse Right horse

That's the first I would want right I'm gonna want the horse. I mean if you're gonna read to me, well, I'm in a fucking coma exactly. I also love you like the nurse here is like she's like, yeah, that Bible's exactly what he needs right now. Honestly, these tubes and shit are just for show. We got to just put him in somehow, am I right? But no, it's the Bible that does the work. Heavy lifting.

So now we cut back to grandpa's house. This is where the little girl is staying and little girls inpatient and grandpa's funny and she doesn't want her dad to be dead. It's this weird like she's being a real brat about her dad dying. Like can I go and know eat your oatmeal? Yes. What if I apologize for causing his death and I wanted so badly for for grandpa. So it's this moment where the little girl's like, I'm shawy, I was cold and I made daddy get me a blanket.

Are you manipulated yet? Are you manipulated yet? So grandpa to take a rep on it and just be like, yeah, yeah, what did you fucking learn? Bring a jacket. Obviously. So you killed your dad. Look at me, look at me. Don't look away. Look at me. Just grabs her face. You killed your dad. But, but no, but grandpa says no, no, it wasn't your fault. It was God's fault. I mean, plan plan. Same thing, really. He actually says that. This was God's plan to murder your father. I'm gonna try to convert you to this God guy now.

Yeah. God's plan is for you to be fatherless and fuck weird older guys for a while. A big chunk of your life. You'll understand later. Yeah, it will. Some of them are attracted. You'll like it.

So he goes to get his Bible. He's like, we're gonna have some fun with his Bible so you can understand why your dad's Dying and I'm like, yeah, that'll that'll comfort her. Oh, oh, doodly do back to the horse come All right boy, did the Bible comfort that little guy. I'm like at this point. I'm like honestly I Dare any Christian to find me a part of the Bible that would comfort a child. Pfft, possible. Right? Um, all right, so then we cut back to mom, uh, arguing with the doctor, you know, again,

giving her medical expertise. She's like, I saw his eyelid twitch. He's alive, motherfuckers. Oh, I wanted her so badly to go full shivoh. I wanted her to start moving his mouth. I'm not fun. I go fuck my last more. I feel happy. And then meanwhile, back in the farm, Grandpa doesn't know what he's doing. He can't computer at all. It's like, okay, let's see.X big booty bitches.com. Well, that's not the order.

Well, I guess while I'm here, I'm here anyway. And again, this movie is so conflicted between, I mean, you got to learn Excel and the old ways, the good way, damn it. So they have this amazing scene where he's like, excuse me, I'd like to do my business over the phone like we do in America Put on hold and just start crying Okay eventually you start crying but first we watch him hold for an absurdly long time Not enough for me to walk right in my nose. We're watching him hold and then hit caps lock and write it again right in my nose, we're watching him hold and then hit Caps lock and write it again. This is supposed to be like the saddest moment in a movie about a dead father and his daughter.

Yeah. I just wanted like a bunch of young farmers in like Iron Man suits to fly past the window after this old farmer. I have a figure that your art reactor yet. Ordering on the whole moon. And here's the thing. He's crying because of his son-in-law or whatever, but it really does feel like he's like, brisk for English.

Well, I also love that he's so said because it's like they're clearly showing. Nope. I guess that Bible didn't work. Probably should get some therapy or something. I mean, yeah, you know, while we're at it, show me the parts that come from a grown-up too. I dare you. All right. And so now we cut back to it's been a week and Becca hasn't left her husband's pre-corpsy at right. And her dad's like, oh, honey, I can't business at all. I was called and then put on hold and I cried I did that four times in a row

But I really honestly I need you to come back and do the the business. Please come to that And again, they're like they're showing off how bad their religion is because they're like you know He's like honey the doctors done said he's not gonna wake up and the wife is like Jesus raised the dead mother fucker He can handle this shit. I'm like, yeah, that's why I said dangerous thing to believe. We're going to the farm up state. Let's go. Okay, okay, daughter, bluff, bluff called.

That's all fake. Your noncoma daughter needs to have a mom. You need to be a mom. Yeah, right. And is this the, your husband's very weak right now, breakdown moment? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the husband's very weak right now, break down moment? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the husband's like, um, he's brain dead.

So we're going to unplug this shit and use it for somebody who's alive. And she's like, he's not weak. He's not weak to climb back. I guess I wanted the doctor to just grab his arm and like, sarcastically arm, wrestle him. He's fucking weak, lady. All right. He's almost got it now. Just kidding. His muscles are actually. We have fun. We have fun. Oh, I also wrote my nose at this point. Oh, wow. She needs to not act. Maybe, I learned a little wood or

something. Maybe there's another career for you and whittling. And I want to point out at this point, I didn't know that this movie was going to be about a girl's weekend. So I should have appreciated all this dying daddy while we had it. But at this point, this movie should have been called, my daddy's taking his sweet time. It's not fucking dead yet. Yeah. All right. But now he is. This is the scene where they take him off. I was. the scene where they take him off a life support. Yeah, so they take him off a life support. That's it. By the way, they had him on that instantaneous death support stuff.

He's had a immediately rolled sideways. They just like take the oxygen. And boom, he's dead. Honestly, he might as well have taken off his hospital bracelet and he just falls apart right as arms and legs fall off or something. They take off the mask. He starts coughing violently. No, don't worry.

This is normal. He's still in a coma. No, not the mask was suffocating me. It's not on. All right. So they have his funeral and now we get this scene where mom's just kind of sleep walking through life.

Now the one with the T-cattle in the background, the whole goddamn time. And again, I wanna be very, very clear that the message of this movie seems to be that like when your husband dies, you need to, how can I put this cowboy? Cowboy out, right away? Cowboy right away. Her husband just died and she isn't like jumping on the kettle right away and they're

like, look at this fucking shit. I wrote my notes. It turns out she's been standing there for 40 years. I'll get this thing. Her middle age daughter's there with the kids, yeah. But no, yeah. So like the kid wants some cereal and she can't just get the fucking cereal because she's too widow-y.

And then she screams in her child like an insane person. And then Jimmy Urban, the cowboy shows up. I wanted him to walk in. Hi, I'm Jimmy Urban. This is my house. You're actually up the street a bit. Uh, didn't want to interrupt, but that's my keys. Got it in Whole Foods. So yeah, okay. So a guy that she's never met has shown up to to grieve with her, I guess.

He's like, yeah, hi, I'm Jimmy Urban. I don't mean to intrude, but this plot needs a turn. I just want to let you know 26 almost that to ma'am. So here I am. Yeah, no, I was really, I was honestly writing like million dollars if anyone could tell me what this movie is about half an hour in. Right. But he's a complete stranger and he's just like, yeah, let me in. And yeah,

I hear you don't have a husband. It's just you and your daughter. I'd like to sit in your house. No, my entire appearance, literal black hat and giant snifter of brandy that I carry around makes me seem evil. But please let me in your house right now. And she does. What? Can I can't think of a rooter thing to do to someone who's grieving right because he just comes in and he's like, I have a story about me to tell you. Yeah. So he comes in they sit there awkwardly for a bit because this movie's really trying to get to an hour and a half. And then he starts telling his story.

And he his story is that he was out drunk driving with his kid in the car and killed his kid, which he delivers like, you know, and then I realized I hadn't paid for the soda's under my cart, felt like an asshole. He felt like a total asshole. It's fucking amazing. And the point of his little story is like, but your husband, he was great and not judgey about the whole killing my kid thing. About how has a lot in it about how it's okay to kill a baby. Yeah, right, right. That is the right time to give somebody a Bible, I guess.

Yeah, but he was a drunken heathen and then her husband gave him a Bible and he turned good. And I'm thinking like, why isn't he in jail? This is not like a 70 year old man. If you negligently killed your kid while drunk driving, I would hope you don't make it out by now. But below the Mason Dixon line, it's fine. It's like he just rubbed him in maple syrup, brought him up to Canada. It was totally cool. Yeah, there you go. There you go. Judge was like, now kids should have cowboyed up. But the Bible that he gave me, he's come to bring back the Bible because I guess it was the family Bible.

And that's the whole point of this. Like this guy drove to goddamn wherever to hand back the special Bible that he'd been given. And Becca seems pissed off about entirely the wrong part of this revelation. She's like, is that where that Bible was? I was looking for that shit. Looking for that fucking thing everywhere.

I'm putting a tile in it right now. There you go. Yeah, right there. Okay. Fuck. I have been having the worst week because I could not find that Bible. Let me tell you.

Yeah, right. But now, but she's all pissed off. And she's like, I don't want your damn Bible. That's just words. And I'm like, ah, she's losing her faith now because prayers useless and God doesn't exist. I like where this story is going. Yeah, this movie except for the last I would say 36 seconds will get to it. It's just a lovely freeing yourself from fake story. Yeah, right, right. Okay. So now we get to Becca at the hospital. It's time for us to meet fat, huggy friend June. Oh, June. And I just want to say the actress who plays June does a phenomenal job. This is her only Christian movie. She obviously hung out with these people for like 30 seconds and was like, oh, you know what? I don't need $1200 this badly because she is.

She is trapped in this movie. She's all alone in the woods. Just yeah, right. Genuinely funny and genuinely talented next to a woman whose facial expressions barely match a human. I wouldn't go that far. I think I feel like it's one of those like she looked good compared to the people in this movie things.

I don't know, but yeah. But yeah, no, I guess when those are the lines they give you, what are you going to do? Anyway, so yeah, this is her old friend from back in middle school or something that she hasn't seen in 10 years. Yeah. But by the way, this is June, she's the character with the like awkward, death-based comment at the wrong time, Tarets thing.

Yeah, immediately. She's like, we all wanted to kill you in your perfect boyfriend back in high school. How is he? And he's like, funny story. Good question first. Did you guys pray? Yeah, he's dead, he's dead. He's dead. So and then there's this awkward

moment where she's like, you know, I'm in average and she gives this huge long description of how she got into her business and everything. It's like, this is inappropriate. That was awkward, too. She's like, yeah, I saw magazines that business models actually really interesting. Sorry, sorry, it's not about me right now. You just told me you're on the side. It's kind of a second, guys. See, I felt like she was a drug dealer who was like trying to figure it out on the fly while dealing with the awkward death thing.

It's like me trying to figure out if someone's in Atheist just like radio up, but it's not. It's like Paul, radio that you download podcast. Oh, your eyes got scared. Yep, that download radio. That's what I do. That's a notable radio away in the future. What shows do you like? That's the one I make.

So, so yes, a June wants to hang out. Beggin needs to be alone to work on her acting. So her June gives her a business card. She's like, well, just call me like mid-actuers. So picture a toll booth on the information. She's like, well, just call me like mid-acto or so. Picture a toll booth on the information super highway. No, sorry, sorry, because it's like business.

Oh, okay. And this is just a tiny little scene, but I have to bring it up. We cut then to her on the porch with the Bible. Oh my God. And she and the Bible are giving each other the segment treatment. Yes. Sitting on far ends of the bench together. And as if that's not silly enough, and she and the Bible are giving each other the treatment. Yes, sitting on far ends of the bench together And as if that's not silly enough then she like slow mo pushes it off the back of the

It hits with a thunder clap women so much better if the Bible slowly shoved her off the back I'll be an act three all right, so with that done we cut to six months later now great storytelling. Yeah Pedal still going she So okay the important thing to learn now is that she's no longer that sweet southern bail on the phone She's frustrated and angry and impatient and widowed. Yeah. And this is where we meet the character of Charlie. Of course, Charlie. And Charlie is just wandering through this movie being like, Hey, can you all get your shit together? Yeah. In this scene, his job is to walk in and be like, Hey, your dad messed up all the invoices because he kept trying to phone call excel.com.

So maybe you could figure this out. And she's like, you need to call me miss whatever. I don't want you to call me by my first name. And he's just like, yeah, I'll call you whatever the fuck you want. You're $70,000 in debt. And she's like, you're $70,000 in debt, miss Smith. Yes. I mean, because my husband's dead.

Yeah, right, right. Well, it's just what, like the writers couldn't figure out what she was going to be pissed off about in this scene. So it's just random, weird shit. Yeah, they also couldn't figure out what Charlie's job is. Yeah, right. What is he, like, we learn over the course of the scene that he's in charge of lifting bails of hay and churning them. That's a fun thing. Yep. Also managing their IT department

and running their database using SQL programming language, also building doors. Also, yeah, also the fact that she doesn't have a door is his fault too. Yeah, that's how stupid the scene and she goes, Charlie, shut my door and he's like, you don't have a door is his fault too. Yeah, that's how stupid the scene and she goes charling. Shut my door and he's like, you don't have a door and she's like, that's right. Get me a door. Well, and just, just in case you're home. And just in case we weren't getting the bitchy boss thing enough as he's walking away, she's like, also, can you tell them children to stop with all the joy and happiness? The daughter runs in and she's like, Hey, mommy, I was just enjoying my

childhood and breathing God's fresh air. And she's like, fucking cutting out. And she's like, she's a bad mom for not wanting her child to scream. Yeah, exactly. Or a she too to bark in the other room while you're trying to record your guys. Yep. Alright, so she goes out to where Grandpa's listening to Jesus stuff on the TV. She comes and she's like,

can you shut up that Jesus nonsense? And I'm like, okay, I agree with that. I mean, I wouldn't bitch it Charlie for me not having a door, but that I'm with you there. To which he responds, hey, pretty woman. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's about a prostitute. Right. We don't say pretty in woman together anymore without thinking about Richard gear buying

a hooker, right? Right. No, that's, yeah. That's all that means that. That's what that means. Nine and 11, like those words mean something. Now, you can't be like, oh, and speaking of which, speaking of nine to 11, that is also the range of the acting in this fucking movie.

Everyone starts at nine and ends at 11 in this goddamn movie. Like, was you walks in here like, dad is immediately like, wait, you need to go back to church and then stop doing bad stuff. I'm like, I like doing bad stuff cause I'm a widow and I'm bad mom. Right, and again, his point here is that like, she really needs to cowboy up. I like doing bad stuff because I'm a widow and I'm bad mom. Right.

And again, his point here is that like, she really needs to cowboy up. It's been six whole months. Yeah. Sixth- Aper husband died. Yeah. Uh-huh. Probably for a reason.

Probably got killed for a reason by God. You should just fucking relax. Yeah. You can do something, you know. Yeah. Yeah. She's yelling, God, kill my husband and my mom and all the dead people. If you think about it, ever, that's really bad. Literally God

has killed everybody. It's just a sea of bodys that he oversees like a giant evil demon with strange laws. All right. Never. You're gone. You leave the room. So she wakes up pregnant Robert Lozzy yelling at her. All right, but she's got a plan. She needs to leave this farm and her savior. Apparently for it. She's just like I need to get away from here. And so I'm going to save our audience a tremendous amount of time.

This will never make sense. So here's what I suspect happened. The woman who eventually wrote this children's book like, when on a long weekend with her girls and did a bunch of shots and had a bunch of fun. And then when she came home to her terrible life on a farm filled with Jesus, she was forced to feel guilty about it. So she has reconstructed this movie as that weekend being her trying to run away from her responsibilities instead of a weekend of rest that she needed to get over the death of her husband. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, absolutely. That's the origin story of this movie. So okay, it's time to check back in with June, the friend that she ran into at the hospital earlier. She's going to be our comic relief when it's not match cooking. And she is so good looking. I am, I'm

into it. She's doing some, it's a mirror work here. And I just want to say, as I want to say, I was all about it. Yes. I agree. So two votes. Now, this is a weird conversation, right? So she calls this person that hasn't seen her in 10 years and she says, I think I'm going crazy. I want to come live in your house. But here's how June answers the phone because again, she has death turrets. Hello, I'm alive. It's the first thing she said.

I spent with dead husband. Oh, he's not alive. She is. Love it if you'd stop making fun of that. Yeah. Raise your hand if you have zero dead husband. Oh, he's not alive. Yeah. Stop making fun of that. Yet. Raise your hand if you have zero dead husband. Sorry. Yes. He's having me. And then she says, can I come stay at your house?

And she does this like long pause thing. And she's like, oh, Neuroide, she's like, now I'm just kidding. Classic, psych out widow. Yeah. What? I love that. When my mom's husband died, I was like, oh, I guess I'll never see you again. I'm just kidding. Classic Psych out widow. So what? I love that. When my mom's husband died, I was like, oh, I guess I'll never see you again. And then I didn't call it for a month,

and I got all too. She took a bunch of pills. I'm talking about me again. Anyways, it's like a pyramid. You sign people up. And people are not selling drugs. That's it. We'll talk about it when you get here.

Also, at one point, June says sexiness never sleeps. And that is how I answer the phone from now on, by the way, sexiness never sleeps. All right, I'll be looking for that. But yeah, so Becca's gonna leave her daughter there, you know, at the house and go live with her friend because she doesn't love Jesus anymore. And June is gonna get off the phone and go fuck Tom.

Okay. She's gonna fuck the shit out of Tom. I was a little jealous of Tom at this moment. Yeah, I don't think- Deeply, deeply jealous of Tom. Certainly, never one has ever been that excited about fucking me. No one has ever.

Anyway, all right. And then- Guys, we need to bring Lucinda back in the town. It's got a real guy. My families are all dead. And then guys we need to bring the sender back. My families are all dead. I might have a house who's sender hasn't been here for a week. No, it's only in hot pockets. He's fine. He's the same. He's right.

Apparently I just lay there, whatever. And then we get mom just like she's just told grandpa and the daughter that she's going to fuck off for a bit. Yeah. And again, they are just very, very disappointed. She would ever leave this mausoleum slash failing business to her dead husband. Right. Yeah, right. Cause like again, if what she needs is she's like, I need a little time to gather myself together. Like, it's pretty reasonable. Yeah, but they play this as evil atheist mom.

Yeah. The daughter's like, okay, I feel like you're abandoning me. Isn't that like a wrong thing? And she's like, no, there is no basis for absolute morality. So is what it is. Atheism. Yeah. Is doesn't equal art, asshole.

Slaps the kid. Also, this is great moment. So they use this little girl as an emotional manipulation tool at every chance they can, but they can't actually get this child actress to cry. So in this scene, she just looks like she's taking a shit on grandpa's lap. She's like, Oh, it's a number two. Here we go. All right. So then we cut to her showing up at Comic Reliefs house. And this is another great inappropriate moment from this woman, Jay, where Rebecca goes, June, you look great.

June says, and you look never mind. You look like your husband, dad. I mean, no one to look good for anymore. Am I right girl? Come on in here. Let's get dating. Yeah. And it's already 11 a.m. since time to start drinking. girl come on in here, let's get

Yeah, and it's already 11 a.m. So it's time to start drinking Margaritas and nachos at 11 a.m. Love it. We found the girl for you. By the way, if you're wondering if this character will just continue to prove that she's heat soulmate throughout the movie, you are correct. She will. Yeah, oh, absolutely. But the movie seems confused by its own awesome idea. Just embrace it, assholes. Yeah. So they're going to get all crazy and godless together because I'm pretty sure that June is trying to fuck back up. Right. Like a ton of this movie plays like June is trying to fuck back. It's so close. And then doesn't. It's so disappointing every time. At this point, she's like, all right, strap it on back and I was like, Oh, they're gonna fuck

excellent. I'm gonna use some ice and lime and salt. And I was like, Oh, fucking interesting. What are you doing? Really? Where did you go? Where did you go? I was the whole thing like on a string. And I was going to have to agree to this. Okay. I like that. That's a good idea. And they have this back at fork where Becca wants a non alcoholic beverage and June just keeps suggesting alcohol.

And I just want to say that conversation very much like every conversation I've ever had with he's just like long Alan Dice T. No, just like water, tonic water and gin. Gosh, gin, I don't understand. Just have a drink, nerd. It was like, it was like every waiter at a nice restaurant trying to process Eli's garbage oil. This is the best steakhouse in the city. Sir, you want, you want a tomato juice and a tomato? Is that what you're going to order at the steakhouse? But not on a plate, please. What? How do you want it? Roll up and hold it in your hand. I'm not going to hold it in my hands. No, please, sir, no, sir, just hold it. No, gently, look at how

we'll make it up. I'm not even, I don't even really. No, gently. I'm looking at it. We'll make it out. I'm not even I don't even really learn your fingers. I'm giving it to me. No, at all. Are you going to eat it like an apple? Yeah. So yes, you are. You were here last week. You made it like an apple.

Yeah. All right. So. So now we've got to that night. June and back are all drunk and friending and she's telling this horrible, June is telling this And we've got to that night. June and back are all drunk and frending. And she's telling this horrible, June is telling this horrible, horrible story

that they're all just giggling about. Yeah, there she's again, like Christian movies, learned some small talk. She's like, so he proposes, but I'm like, that rings not nice. I'm glad your grandma's dead. Oh, anyways. Yeah, that's a weird moment. Yeah,

like, yeah, I took his ring and then I took his hand and I brought him to a cemetery and I took a long wet shit on his grandma's grave and I was like, but no, boo. Heaths sold me. Um, frankly, and I love what I love about this is that it's that fucked up of a story, but they're playing it like, you know, fun stories. Just having some fun. Yeah. Girls fun fact, by the way, the actress who plays June is the crying girl from Mean Girls. From Mean Girls. Yeah.

Exactly. Oh, okay. Love that move. So. So now we get back on the phone with dad. Grandpa still he can't deal with a darn farm And again every time she talks to him He's done another like thing that the movie knows is bad, but won't his mid is bad

He's like so I gave someone a count sted a horse Don't tell me that was a bad idea or vote for a Nazi That was a bad idea or a vote for a Nazi. Do you want to write an op-ed about how you should be nicer to me? So. And of course she's talking to little girl and she's like, don't forget to brush your teeth and wash your face and then grab a cutscene and it's like, and say you're fucking prayers. Yeah.

Or you'll end up where daddy is. Yeah. Yeah. You fucking for marriage. Exactly. Is where we learn that grandpa explained where daddy is, which is how he explained heaven to this little girl without mom there. And I thought for sure mom was going to go into an atheist rant and just be like, have you heard of Schradinger's cat?

Hold on. Imagine your dad's in a box with poison. That's kind of like that. I feel like I I'm gonna undo this thing you're doing. Grandpa did. All right. So now it's time for June and Becca to go out on the town and tee he Becca can't high heels. Well, we're going to get that joke about 75 times.

Yeah. Well, all the jokes we get, we get 75 times, right? Like the one woman can't cook. We're going to go back to that 300 times. She can well all the jokes we get we get 75 times right like the one woman can't cook We're gonna go back to that 300 times she can't walk in high heels 300 times even the alcohol bit where she's trying to get a drink and and and June keeps trying to put alcohol in it and shit with that was a funny concept, but they played it for like 11 god damn minutes Anyway, so they they drive out to the club June gives her a little redneck wisdom and then it's time to party like soccer. And they walk into this club.

The first thing that happens, we see a self-serve popcorn machine at the front of this nightclub. Yeah, enough. So it's pretty hardcore. Clearly a nightclub. Nightclub. Nightclub slash circus. It's going to be the best.

So June goes up and she orders two shots just in general. Literally those words. We'll have two shots. Go. Fuck yourself. Just any liquid. I would like shots brand alcohol drink into glasses that have to be shaped like shots, which I will not be handed.

No, no, they don't even hand her a shot glass. It's just a regular grass, which back a hole is like she's expecting someone to put arms in it. Yeah. What the fuck? Do Christian people never learn how to hold a drink? It's like four movies in a row that somebody holds a drink like a squirrel with a bowl of porridge. That's why he being so weird about hold it one hand. And again, this is the transition in the conversation. We're going to do shots. You know, my father said I would never amount to anything, but look at me now. I cannot emphasize enough that that is exactly how the conversation goes. Like, drink my father said I'd fail, but fuck him. All right. And now we get the little drinking montage, which should end with them dying of alcohol poisoning. And the bartender

go into jail for continuing to serve these two slaubering God damn drunk. They had like a dozen round. Let's not get judgment judgment until you don't know how many hours the montage ones. They're doing cave stands and then they're doing a wine tasting and then they're smoking the meth out of someone's balls. It's just the weirdest. They get everything wrong. Yeah, and again, this is where they hand full glasses of drink back to the bartender. They have no understood. They literally, they think a bar works backwards from the way it works. Like they're about to jump over the bar and start taking money out of the register and just walking out like one of the next scene, one of them's holding a dart. The other one's just throwing the board at her. Idiots. It's being nice

to black people. They had everything wrong. And so then we got to grandpa and daughter having breakfast with bad cook worst plastic surgery lady. She's serving chilled monkey brains and snake surprise spaghetti with jello. See, that's where several minutes of funny right there. That could be good. You guys are being. Why is this all movie being judgmental about spaghetti and jello?

They can be. Jello especially likes spaghetti good. Jello is good. This whole movie is an attack on each life. Exactly. We need some savory Jello flavors is what we need That'd be good. Parmesan jelly Best what you wouldn't want Parmesan. I would not want You don't need the clumps. Parmesan out of the thing and wonder. What if they made this in the yellow? No, I could have this. Oh, see?

It's a surprise. The twist of this week's episode is that me and Noah thought we were having the saddest week. But every week the saddest week with your heat just eaten chunks of not a Parmesan cheese. And wondering if it could be jealous. Whatever desserts could be made. Parmesan humidity clumps are awesome. You guys are assholes.

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It's a quarter inch at an angle. We talked about it. So, you see, oh, yeah, I know. I'm sorry. It's just a guilt, you know, denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance of my Lord and savior. We're on three at this point, I think. Right.

And at one point, uh, June says, she's like, can I ask you something? She's like, honey, I'm the mayor of blunt city. And false Noah is the mayor of blunt city. I do. Thank you. All right. Thank you. Although if this actress wants to come have a smoke off with Noah and then hang out with Heath, possibly marry him. So he's not eating cheese chunks alone. It should order it what they might be. We're all for it. I just want to say we'll fly her out here.

We asked together eating cheese. If the yeah, right exactly, exactly. All right. So meanwhile back on the farm, we're feeding horses and realizing the logical contradictions of Christianity, even though we're six, I mean, this little girl like spends most of the movie walking around going, I just thought of another race in your religion. Don't make no sense, grandpa. And he's like, Oh, okay, why don't we feed the horse some, some carrots and just shut the fuck off. I didn't want to introduce this concept.

Thought you would just be stopped crying because the crying made me uncomfortable. She's the best. Yeah, she says, how is daddy in the ground and the sky at the same time? Is it like quantum superposition? Like the dead on the cat that mom told me about it. Oh, fuck. I don't know. God damn it.

So stupid. I can't do man. Well, right. Yeah, exactly. And he still can't computer either. And this is where Charlie comes in. And he's like, hey, where? Several hundred thousand dollars in debt. And he's like, hey, um, we're several hundred thousand dollars in debt.

And he's like, all right, Charlie. Okay. I don't need your fucking fancy numbers. All right. You're a piece of shit. I wanted Charlie's movie. Where's Charlie's movie? From the makers of my daddies in heaven. from the makers of my daddies in heaven. Damn it Charlie. I can number these numbers just fine. That's an abacus. Sir, you're just holding an abacus. You are. Bums a movie about everyone's favorite character ever got his due.

Now Charlie, you will call me Miss Wimblebottom, Your Highness the Third. Right. Uh, sure. It's just the reports miss Wimblebottom your Highness the third Right, uh sure. It's just the reports miss Wimblebottom your Highness the third, right? Coming this June Charlie this bunch of assholes Another thing I done fed money to the horses Why?

Horse food Exactly I'd watch that all day every day. Also, why? He kept spreadsheets of the stuff on paper. Math still exists on paper. He did two weeks of paper instead of computer inventory. And they're lost. They lost all their money.

How is it that their business was in a position where grandpa running it for two weeks could leave them in a crushing debt to begin with? Noah counterpoint put me in charge of the books for two. Well, that's true. Yeah, okay. All right. So we kind of grandpa be an all grumpy and stuff and and the daughters like the shit at the table and the daughters like Does my stuff dog get to go to heaven? He's like fuck into the table and the daughters like, does my stuff dog get to go to heaven? He's like, fuck. God, I do. Who's the concept of the eternal to a child? Fuck doing quantum cryptography in my head.

This is hard. All right. Listen, Bob. Fuck. Help us. Bob. All right. Well, if we wait for a discernible story part to break out, we're going to be here

all day. So we're going to call that the end act to it. I'm gonna give back three the heart cell here Does the stuff dog go to heaven? Why the fuck are Jans are an old man? Are you scared of the truth? Find out the answers to these questions and more when we return for the eventual conclusion of my daddies in heaven All right sugar plum you get some. Papa. Yes, Daisy Dumplin. A baby's in heaven. Yes, honey. God loves all the babies. What about the ones who don't know Jesus? Well, there is some disagreement about that, but the key. are they in heaven as adults or as babies? Like, is there a turnity just like a mobile?

Or do they have like sandwiches and stuff? Because one would think limit of capacity. Well, Tiger, tell me that's, that's a great question. I don't really know. Really? Because I feel like that should be more spelled out. Especially before you explain it. The Lord works. Yeah, it explain it. The Lord worked.

Yes, mysterious. You mentioned that. So what about like serial killers? Honey, I don't think that's the right question. No, no, no, like people who get so much pleasure out of killing people, and then at the last minute they turn to Jesus. In heaven, do they get to rape and kill as many angels

as they want? Because that's what makes them happy. Yes. and kill as many angels as they want because that's what makes them happy. Uh...yes? Okay. Good night grandpa. Good night honey. Gonna rape so many angels. What? Never mind. And the change for too thick to file through So we're back for more of this shit. We're going to start off with Beckins, June waking up all hung over and hedonistic. And I know

the movie's trying to sell us on like, oh, look at them ignoring their savior. And I'm just like, looks like they had an awesome night. Yeah, it seems fun. She fell asleep midcracker. And I just wrote my notes, wow, this movie is not kind to Heath. That's a bad way to fall asleep. But I would never not finish a cracker. That's ridiculous. It's a fucking waste of a cracker. I mean, if I did, I'd eat it the next morning, but like I'm an asshole. So and then just to give you an idea how subtle this script is, back is like, what day is

it? And June's like, it's Sunday and she's like like oh Sunday's strange. They used to mean something to me Back when I love But June wants to take her for like boozy brunch because that's what fucking Sundays are for that's how you like little hair Of the dog the bit of right and honestly given their knowledge of drinking I thought they were gonna start eating literal dog hair That would not have surprised me. That's got a sheet sooner mouth. But instead, but I was like, no, you know what we need is an exterior shot.

So they go out jogging and June is not good at jogging. I wonder if I wanted to ride into the shot with an ATV. Oh, sorry, man. I'm canny. I keep doing this. Really sorry. I have a blanket in case you get cold. No, you're kidding me. And I want to point out that the point of this scene is for us to learn

June's atheism story. Yeah, right. And basically, she's like, I don't know. When God killed my husband and then specifically failed the test that I set for my belief, I stopped believing. And she was like, yeah, I, I also stopped believing in religion, but it didn't take missing a wish for me to go over those thoughts. Right.

Right. But the important thing to learn is that Becca is about ready to go full atheist. I wanted the next thing to be her start to blog and be in like way more awkward in real life than people were expecting based on how confident she sounds on the show. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So it was all a dream. It's time to go on a dick safari. And I like I had this weird like, oh my God, there's still half an hour. What is happening?

And also like, how are they going to wrap this up in half an hour? Like at the same time I was thinking both things. That's what up though. Yeah, well, nothing's happening. So are they going to like create a story and finish it in half an hour? They're going to try to create like five stories and not finish it. Right. Yeah. No, actually now in retrospect, I know that. But at this point on the Dick Safari, I was like, wait, isn't this movie based on a children's book? All right. The children's book. How isixifari represented in the children's book as the Dixifari scene

goes on. I wrote that in my notes like 31 times in the next like two paragraphs. I've got 31 times in my notes. A kids book guys a kids book. All right. But before we can get to the, you know, the deep Dixifari stuff, we've got to cut back to grandpa, who is now in just like a tangled web. We weave story about why you shouldn't lie to kids about death. Yeah.

That's the best. She's just like, but wait, I don't understand. You're saying that a serial killer would go to heaven if he changed his mind in the last minute, but Gandhi's in hell and he's like, oh boy. Son of a bitch. I'll tell you what. I'll give you $50,000. I do not have to stop talking. Let me go see heaven. Should I just die or what? Wow.

Oh, yeah. No, it's invite only. It's fucking fucking. Can I, will you kill me so I can go? No. I wouldn't go. No, you'd go. You'd go, but that's place right no

Want the new stuff dog called shut the fuck up I'm on that ATV over there Go get me a blanket And some parmesan trunks All right, so we go back to the bar. This is where we meet Bucky. Yes, Bucky. Yeah.

Now, I want to point out that when Marvel did it, they were stuck with the names they'd given people in 1952. This movie didn't have that to worry about. Just a normal grown up in a bar wearing a leather vest. Jesus. His arms are comfortable temperature wise but his car so gets cold indoors so he's got a nice thick line right now and his name is Bucky and he's like yeah Bucky and Becca I like that also pigs I also like pigs I'm into pigs and alliterations

apparently it's how I start my conversations and flirting. So, and here's how you really know you fucked up at the bar. She goes, I need to call my daughter. He's like, okay, so moving on to the heavier friend. All right. He literally just like turns his gaze. He's like, I end second place. How'd you like that?

I need you to be a little more subtle than this. This is not the Nash equilibrium was figured out. We cooperate never mind. It's not how it was figured out. That was just a thing they did for the movie. Yeah, that's fake. Um, so, yeah, so okay. I spill.

Yeah, that's exactly what we were talking about. Deco beautiful mind. Beautiful mind. So, okay. So, okay. So okay. Thank you guys. She's on the phone with grandpa and grandpa is still too stupid to count. And then we cut back into the bar where June is flirting with poor man Sam Elliott.

And then it goes all Hannibal Lecter. Oh, old dudes doing some serial killer level shit. I like it. It was going good cathartic hate fuck. Just a two-man pig party, aren't you? It's the best. His name is Jasper. And he's a psychic. He's basically he's trying to like negar. He's doing all that. Yeah. A part of shit. And June is not a good target for this. He's like, oh, is that not a good target for this. He's like, oh, is that Linton, your shirt all day? She just like tackles him. Stuff's it down his throat. Yes, per becomes an in-sell. It doesn't go

well. I'm just saying, if you haven't fucked to hurt and you're both crying, you're missing out. She is fun. She just destroys this guy. I love it. Yeah. So she sends him away, back of shows back up and June's about to lose it, but then they drink more alcohol and they're fine. That's how alcohol works. Yeah. They shift from angry to happy violently. Yeah. Not just in the scene, but in the scene. It's just like smile frowns. Smile like there's a director holding a word signs that like a photo shot like now you're a tiger crazy. Alright, so now they walk over to the pool table and June's like, oh, I've fucked on a lot of pool tables and I'm like children's book.

At this point I just wrote this movie is called my daddy is in heaven. But also they're treating pool like they're in fucking like footloose and the music man. Yes, right. Like hey, should we play some pool? Like you shut your horn now. With a capital P and that rhymes with P and that stands for pool. Are you crazy? What?

Yes, but before they can play pool, match has to call backup. Match was the bad cook with the bad plastic surgery lady and she's calling to yell at her for her not being in the movie enough. Literally. And again, I see what this movie is trying to do. This movie is trying to retrofit this part where like everyone in her terrible abusive hometown relationships was like you belong here, Google, Google, Google, Google, one of us.

And over the years that she's gotten Stockholm syndrome, she's been like, yeah, that weekend I spent with my childhood friend was selfish and you screaming at me on the phone for going out after 8 p. eight pm was okay. I'll put it in the movie so you know how sorry I am for being an unkempt woman for an hour and a half on a Saturday. Six months after my husband died. Exactly. Yeah, imagine it's like, what's that noise? She's like, I'm at a bar. She's like, are you playing pocket billiards? You godless cunt. All right, just fucking relax.

Oh, yeah. And by the way, imagine like when they get an athlete to host Saturday night live, you know, it's painful. So she gets off the phone, then she goes back into the pool table to have in you endo with a random stranger. Cool. And the bend over and grab the stick scene again.

All I could think about during this very, very intensely sexual scene is that like some Christian family all gathered around after grandma died. They were like, come on kids. I think this movie's got a lesson we can all learn. So you're saying I just grabbed the stick. Grab the broken stick. That's like I've reading all caps you're like who is this goddamn movie for me? Yeah All right, so she goes to the bathroom, but the pool plan guys She was flirting with shows up to rape her in the bathroom Children's book

What the fuck happened here? Just like, okay, writers room plot slowing down brainstorming time. No long answers. She's shated out sexual assault scene. All right. Every time Steve, we're going to do it, but like just don't always say that. All right. But that's your one, Steve.

You got to come up with. I'm not saying for non-sexual assault related suggestions before we use another sexual assault. Three. All right. So, so yeah, so he goes to try to rape her and then just them, the, um, the bouncer shows up this enormous African American gentleman by the name of Ronnie, who comes and saves her.

And then she immediately screams at him because he's black. Wait, we all have it. Oh my God. Is she just scared of black people? There is no other way to interpret what happens. This man rescues her from a rape and her first thing is like, get off me. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. Poor Ronnie. I feel like this happens to Ronnie on a pretty regular basis. I said no, mister. Come on sugar lump. Don't fat back. Excuse me, ma'am, are you okay? Oh, hey, Ronnie, I wasn't doing nothing. Help! Please! It's okay, ma'am. I'm not gonna let him do anything. This black guy attacking me in my rapist!

What? Please, someone stop this black guy from attacking me and my helpless rapist! Okay, you know what? I'm leaving! I'm leaving! Okay, good. Good. He's left.

Now where were we? Did you see the black guy? I'm leaving. I'm leaving. Leaving. Okay. Good. Good. Now where were we? Did you see the black guy? No. In a bar. Okay. And before we leave Ronnie all together, I have to point out that again, I highlighted this in all of our notes. We all seem to feel that this scene was ending with Ronnie raping the white guy, right? Yeah. That is because he says, I'm going to rape this white guy. You and me are going to do a whole lot more than talk and it's supposed to be like a good

old son and don't put up with no shit, but it's very clearly rape. He's gonna butt right the guy. Yeah, I'm gonna rape that guy. So. All right, so she stumbles away, back the stumbles away. She's apparently forgotten that her friend is in the bar. And this is where she trips over Earl the bum. Oh my God, this is amazing.

So all of my notes on this scene are what actually happened. So, all right, but you wrote them before they happened and thought you were being sarcastic. Yeah, because she runs into a bum. He's smudged with soot because he, you know, he's been sweeping chimneys all day. He's like, can you help me show God's mercy? And then again, I wrote as a joke. God's not real asshole. That's why you're homeless.

And that's exactly what she does. Yes, yes. He's got a little sign that says God is merciful. As he starts trying to rip it up like the guy of the gay pride parade or whatever. Like the proud boy. Yeah, exactly. And she can't do it.

They have to cut and then she just stomps it. That's all they can't put. Yeah, right. Well, okay, yeah. And I'm just writing like, Oh, what an atheist. And then a cop shows up to arrest her. Another black guy. Yeah. Exactly. And again, she does not react as though, like, Oh, look, a policeman is here. She's just like another one. There's, that's two. I've seen two in my life now. Same like crazy. Like a white cat with red eyes. And then this is where she like finally does rip up the sign but accidentally punches the cop, which is so amazingly awkwardly

not like an accidental thing, you know, it's like it's like me doing the, oh, I've spilled it on my shirt. Let me, you know, or whatever, it's that. She might as well have accidentally also said the N word. Just like, you know what? I'm gonna say the word trigger is I rip open this sun. What? What a crazy series of coincidences. So, all right.

So she goes down to the station. I'm writing, like, I will pay you to have a plot movie. I don't have much, but I'll give it up. This is a very important scene. This scene demonstrates how important white privilege is. This woman has assaulted a police officer and the lieutenant is like, naughty, naughty, get on out of here. Right.

Give us just some nougies and sensor on her way. Not mad. I us just some nougies and sensor on our way. Not mad. I'm just disappointed. I'm waiting. You're white. Don't get the fuck out of here. I was a kid about this. It's in place.

Carging you with the sort of the conduct and public drunkenness. By the way, the really important thing for you to know about what was going on in our notes at this point is we're all like, okay, this movie is an hour and a half long. There are 15 minutes left what the fuck is gonna happen yes yes all right well so I guess that's rock bottom for her right that's the fucking privileged white farmers version of rock bottom I got drunk abused a bum and went to jail for a night and to cop and didn't go to jail. Well, right. Yeah, exactly. So, okay, so she goes back to June's house. She's packing up to go home now.

And again, I just want to be clear that like, all June has done in this movie is offer her support and care. And the lesson that I guess Becca has learned is like, you tempted me away from whatever. Yeah, something. Yeah. So, okay, so they're going back to the farm, the two of them together.

Now June, I guess she's adopted June and they're gonna move back to the farm together. And they're on the bus. There are about 17 minutes left in this movie, which is a spectacular time to introduce and kill off new characters. Yes. Writers rooms is like, all right, we fuck.

I mean, we did know that we did the sexual assaulting and the plot slow right the fuck back down. Rains for one more time. New character, dad with his son, they're grieving. Dad looks like Martha Washington. Okay. That was the specific Steve. Um, it's glad you moved past the sexual assault ideas. And. That was specific Steve. Um, it's not a glad you moved past

the sexual assault ideas. And then they get sexually assaulted. Oh, I know. You said too, you said too. Why? You said, uh, oh, three to three. These characters shouting at each other in exposition was almost my best worst for this movie because he's literally just like, you don't know dad, my best friend, my dog and my girlfriend all died in the same car crash. And he's like, that's a weird way to say anything, let alone that sentence. Was that a riddle? Yeah. He's fucking his dog and his mom's the doctor. Well, and also, by the way, this actor delivers the whole my girlfriend and my best friend, my dog died in a car accident thing, as though his parents got him the wrong

transformer. Right? Like, is this the 18 year old kid? And first of all, because they started off like, we open it up with the with the grandpa character going, we need to get you to pastor, Crayson. And I was sure this was going to be a gay conversion thing. But no, it wasn't. He's just like, oh, I'm so bummed. All the dog diet and the car accident call. Right. And then he's like, you need your pills. He's like, I don't need my pills, which he doesn't need his pills because he then goes into the bus bathroom and OD's on fentanyl. Yes. Yup. So he's a drug addict. He's a drug addict whose dog, best friend and girlfriend died in a car accident who also needs medication.

They just threw all the bad life stuff on that one character. Don't get your diabetes and your fates. Right. Yeah, exactly. He might as well come out of the bathroom in flames. But no, instead he st come out of the bathroom. He's playing. But no instead, he stumbles out all heroin up. So they stopped the bus and they go, and by the way,

through this whole scene while he's going back to the bathroom and everything, the cameraman keeps cutting to this black guy very suspiciously. Like the cameraman thought he was going to steal something. Now there's a reason for that, right? This character that guy suddenly shows up as a character now, but at the moment, we don't know that. So they, they stopped the bus. They pulled the guy out and that random black guy is, is suddenly a major part of this movie. He's the one who's going to try to help get this kid to heaven right before he dies. I wanted to panic until the black guy to leave like the cop and Ronnie.

Just like, where's that rapist? So this is when this is how we learned that it was like the fentanyl. So somebody like looks in the bus bathroom and they're like, oh, look, look, it's a bottle that says fentanyl on the side. And there's a gardenerously oversized needle that supersoaker was supposed to be the syringe used. And then and then somebody in the background says he injected himself with drugs. Yes. Like off screen, like thanks movie. We needed to be like this character's mental problems are similar to Becca's got it.

Yes. Yes. We understand what's happening in the movie. These are very similar situations you could say. All right, I'm on the bus too. Okay. And so now instead of anyone administering CPR or turning them on his side or anything like that, they all gather around to have a team prayer. He literally says, look, I don't care who this makes uncomfortable. I know this might not be the PC thing to do, but let's pray over this dead man. I shoot from there. And let's make a circle around him. So in case anyone wanted to give him medical treatment, they couldn't. Right?

Yeah. I wanted so badly for the camera to pull up and there's just EMTs with like the heart starting needles to try and again. Back his positive mouth. And there's just EMTs with like the heart starting needles to try and make it as bad as possible. I'm out. Just doing a great job blocking her man just right up and under. She's up and under his pants.

Take it, Patrick. But just then James, the dying heroin kid accepts Jesus right before he dies. Yeah, it's so stupid how it happens, too. The magical black guy's like, all right, you got 30 seconds to live You got to accept Jesus now and he's you know, oh, did on fentanyl so he doesn't say anything and he's like okay Say nothing and will a This is where my serial killer theory comes from because the kid dies and Becca gets this ecstatic.

Look on her face. So the only conclusion I can draw is that Becca realizes that the best thing that can happen to someone is that they die believing in Jesus. And then she goes on to kill hundreds, if not thousands of Christians, to send them to heaven, right? Oh my God. And the sequel, we could be called

Your Daddy is in Heaven. Yes. Tell me that's not an amazing serial killer origin story. That is actually, that's pretty fucking good. All right. So we cut to later that they've come and gathered up, scraped up the dead kid or whatever. And the bus is still sitting there by the way. And I'm just thinking like, okay, the kids dead, but people have places

to fucking get. Can we move the bus along? If that was a New York bus, they would have just rolled him into the baggage thing at the bottom. They would have been like two minutes late to port authority. Just hell and macabre. Go go. So okay. So then a cop shows up. He knows Becca. He's like, Hey, you know, as the movie ends, I will obviously be the love interest for you now that your husband's dead. And but but he's going to start off with offering her a ride home. Okay. He offers her a ride home and then ran to black guy who very clearly also needs a ride like walks over like heads off into the distance. The cop does not go, hey man, would you also like riding? Yeah. So my car is full now. It's one of those three

seaters. You're just going to want to hit your way back through the sound. Yeah, right. Right. By the way, I have a theory that random black guy here was supposed to be the duke dude from what would Jesus do. It was the same writer and it's it's and it's the same character right like very clearly that's who he is He's not hurting anybody So I think that's what he couldn't get him and he's like well We've made her scared of a lot of black people. Maybe we have one be good, right? So All right, yeah, and by the way like he gives her a wink and a nod which at the time I was like boy, they're excited about that man being dead

But now with Eli's theory, I'm feeling like he's the serial, he's a serial killer doing, he's like, he could see it in her eyes. He's like, you got the taste for it now, right? I'm the taste of my work. I'm dressed on. Exactly. So, all right. So the cop drives him home. Um, and on the way he's like boy, that was amazing. What you did back there. The way you all stood around while that kid died. You have congratulations on the nothing you did. Yeah. Uh-huh. He also, he has to mention,

he's like, look, I know the kids dad is mad because of the medical assistant he didn't get. But you know, I think you'll come around eventually. Remember for the best. If you think about it, even if he could get passed, you guys do the CPR, it might not have worked. So, okay, so they pull up to the farm. By the way, the cop has his overheads on what? This is an emergency driving your future girlfriend home. Okay. And now she's back home and we get the little montage with her,

Cuddlin with the kid and June pacing back and forth, apparently wondering if she should fuck grandpa. What was wrong with she was having trouble at the like, yeah, like her skin was starting to melt because she's an APS followed ground of this Christian property. Weird. So many crucifixes. She's burning. Yeah.

She gets the Bible. She gets the Bible from the beginning of the movie, and she has like a little, oh, I think I'm gonna come to Jesus now. But I wanted her so badly to just pick it up and be like, I just wanted to be like it was in middle school. And then she picks up the Bible in Christ, and they made a, we didn't mention it,

but they made a big deal in the movie about how she doesn't cry. It's not her thing. And then when you see this actress cry, she turns so red, it about how she doesn't cry. It's not her thing. And then when you see this actress cry, it turns to red. It looks like she has a disease. You know, like, okay, yeah, no, I get why crying is not your thing. All right, but we can't fucking finish yet because now bad guys to go back and apologize to the homeless guy who signed she ripped up again, counter plot for this movie. She's like, Earl, I'm not here to hurt you. I'm here to end the pain. You believe in Jesus. Don't you?

She's in the face black out. And that's the beginning of the next movie. That's so good. That is good. Actually, yeah, you'd have to condense the hell out of this, but I think that could be done. All right. Yeah. No. Oh, so, okay. So she's like, I'm not here to hurt you. I made you lunch here. Have Half of a barbecue sandwich, but you can't even give this homeless guy the whole fucking sandwich lady. I wanted him to reach for the other half and for her to be like, uh, uh, that's, that's for me. That's my lunch. It's not like you're skinny or old. I wanted to show up with a giant heavy casserole or some jealous spaghetti or something. And I'll, here you go, motherfucker, you're hungry enough, you did it.

All right, so, and then he's like, by the way, God does have mercy. And she's like, I know I'm gonna hire you, random, homeless person who may or may not be mentally ill to work on my farm near my child. You know any discreet math? Yes, for the farm though. Yes, how would you need that for the farm? As we will learn from the next scene, yes, he's an Excel expert who's down on his luck. And apparently, a accountant's been hard these last couple of years.

What? It makes me ashamed to be a shrubbist. And now, okay, it's July 4th again. And now everybody's super happy even though the husband died. Keep in mind this is like the next July 4th, the one after the one he died at. And everybody's just partying along. Why assume they all cowboyed up? Oh, well, they're right.

Exactly. Exactly. And so this is really just a wrap-up scene But it's so fucking poorly done like June is dancing with her boyfriend and I'm like, oh, that's not a person we've met Why not? Cop comes over and asks her out and she's like no Ask me again, and I wanted one of two things that happened. I either wanted him to shake her like an eight ball Do you want a dance? Just like immediately after just like, do you want a dance?

Yes. All right. Now, it's a three times thing like a genie. It's got to be like an odd numbered second. It's like with a getting this fireworks on Mario. And then, okay. So then Corbin Burns and gives us have fun or fuck off speech again. We see the homeless guy in Charlie. Do it like math with goodwill hunting on it. He's planning to plan their gay wedding. Yeah, exactly.

And then we get more little girl, heaven narration. And this time we see dad in heaven. Heaven is Wyoming. Yep. And the speech from the little girl again, like I finally understand heaven. If I get killed soon, um, an ATV from a birthday. Yeah, right. And then of course we learned that this was all the origin story of a children's book in their little breakfast club close. Right. And then they turned that book into a series of unbeamed children's books about Jesus. All right.

Well, obviously the little girl was fucking awesome. She posed a few real stumpers about heaven along the way, but they could have been better. So to close things off for night, I'm going to put you guys in charge of the rewrite. What heaven questions do you write for the daughter? If daddy loved blow jobs more than anything and mommy's not in heaven. Who's sitting daddy? You're below down right now. All right. What about? Okay. If nobody ages in heaven and I die as a kid, do I ever get to fuck or do they fuck kids in heaven? Like after a certain race period.

If they're not Catholic, I don't, I don't know the answer if you're proud of this. Right away on that one. Yeah. Okay. And while that doesn't for our review of my daddy is in heaven, that's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to pay the bills next month. So Eli, tell us what's on deck. Mormon movie. Ma. Yeah.

All right. Plenty of Mormonism to come with what's our first selection. Joseph Smith, prophet of the restoration. Wait, wait, wait, this is a Mormon documentary about Joseph Smith. Yes, it's like a combination of our changing bodies and a bunch of lies about religion. It's great. Awesome. Pretty awesome. All right, so we've had to look forward to our to your bring episode 145 to a merciful close. Once again, huge thanks to all the Patreon owners that helped make the show go. If you link yourself among their ranks, you can make a

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Ronnie is still fucking him bat cow. Becca's prayers went on to claim 200 more victims. That's just not very good. If we ever do a final episode, can we end our shows like it was all a dream? Paul off the new hard ending. Well, and Skaptor Krat like it was just a dream we had during skating atheist. Yeah. Everyone when they get drunk enough wants a sizzling. You're going to burn your face. You know, burn your face.

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