God Awful Movies - 241: Sodom and Gomorrah (1962)

Episode Date: March 31, 2020

On this week's episode, Thomas Smith joins us for an atheist review of Sodom and Gomorrah, the story of whatever the screenwriters decided they wanted to put there, since the biblical account is about nine sentences long and this movie ignores all but two of them. --- Check out Thomas's shows Opening Arguments, Serious Inquiries Only, and Philosophers in Space. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

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homeschooler. Right. The fuck now as we record Thomas Smith, Thomas. Welcome back, sir. How's, uh, how's quarantine treating you? Oh boy. Oh boy. First off, question, who you said something about a who's heat? Hey, I don't even know. Is that like a joke? He's a mythical creature, like a Sasquatch. Yeah, yeah, joke like, oh, he's not here today or whatever. Yeah, he's our bad dad. He's like, he'll never be on the show. Yeah. That's our mat day. He's like, he'll never be on the show. Yeah.

That's funny. Anyway, so I was just scared I didn't know that inside joke. But yeah, no, quarantine, as you just mentioned, same, I think for podcasters, quarantine is identical to my normal life. So that's cool. If anything, I'm going outside more, actually, because like, you know, they're like,

oh, make sure you get exercise. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I should be that. The problem is my life is the same, but now I've got two kids and a wife who are now also my life. So that's, it's like everybody, it's like a video game. Everybody's on top in the path. Everybody's just we're on top of each other all the time. And I was like, I was doing this before it was cool. I was quarantining before it was cool. Now we're all quarantining. So if you want to know how much I love doing this show,

I took what feels like five to six hours of my precious time when the kids are asleep. And I dedicated it to watching this movie. All right. That's how much I love doing the show. Thanks for having me. Yeah, we were speaking of this movie. Great segue there. Tell us, Thomas, what will we be breaking down today? We will be breaking down Sodom and Gomorrah, which is a handful of Bible sentences that we're turned into two hours and twenty two hours. You're wondering how they manage that. It's easy.

Step by step. Step one, make up two hours and twenty one minutes of the cleaning original story. Step two, turn lots wife into a pillar of salt. Yep. Step three, profit, I guess. I don't know. I don't know the budget. Actually, there's some in and me.

It's definitely skipped. Like there's step step three higher, seven to eight thousand horse actors. Yeah. And I didn't catch in the credits, but if there was a director of horse casting, that person deserves the Oscar. Like they should have gotten the Oscar through. Hardest work at person. Horse race. Yeah. Exactly. It's like this one says special skills named, but that's not really a special skill. But this is horse Hollywood. I got news for you kid. Every horse can name. Yeah.

Oh, but they they studied under my name though put in the me. To be fair, he did later do sex in the city though and he nailed that. So he's done two really good projects. And do you like how bad was this movie? Well, if you miss the bygone days when movies were little more than the longest possible distraction you could put in for an imam. But gosh darn it, if Lawrence of Arabia wasn't too gripping and fast paced for your liking, you will love this movie. This movie is scientific proof that nostalgia

is based on selective memory. The movie. I was going to say like it was boy, we're extras cheap in Morocco back the movie. But yeah, all right. So is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best at being the worst at? Sure. I will say best. Well, I can't again, I can't make this claim knowing the, the broadness of your, of your catalog that you've gone through, but from my liking, best worst incest. Okay.

So they took out the incest that was in the story because, yeah, I mean, come on. You know, gross. And then they're like, you know what, this movie is missing? Very, very, very, very weird and inexplicable sexual tension between a brother and a sister. Yeah. Yeah. If it's Hollywood, so they took out the incest, but it's Hollywood. So they put in some incest. I like, please, well, be certain kinds of incest are allowed. Exactly. Exactly. All right. I was going to go with best worst ex rating. Apparently this movie with all its cleavage and all its, you know, post orgy, but fully dressed pan shots and whatnot was too damn hot for the UK.

So this movie received the equivalent of an NC 17 rating in England in 1962. That's how fucking prunish we were that recently. Yeah, I almost went with best worst destroy the minds of the people who made this movie, which shit we put on TV. Like you could show people episode one of season one of flavor of love who made this movie and they would all explode like the bad guys and scanners. But instead I went with best worst on 1962 because the most common phrase in my notes throughout this movie is on 1962 when you wanted to blank all you had to do was blank. Want to drop a building on some people?

Just drop a building on some people. Oh God, yeah, but if slap a woman wasn't one of those blanks, I would feel way better about that. Yeah. All right, well, I'll tell you what, we've got a lot of deep eye rolls on the other side of this break and those can cause sprains. If you don't stretch your eyes first. We're going to pause for a quick break and when we come back, we'll dive into all the blatant half-assed attempts to recreate the magic of Demil's the Ten Commandments that is. The last days of Sodom and Gomorrah, which is technically the title of this one in the US. It was sad and see that. I watched the wrong movie, I guess.

Yeah, no, that was the... Yeah, ours was only 14 minutes, Thomas. Yeah, that's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. That's right. Good morning, everyone.

Welcome to the first ever Rito's Room Meeting for Saddam and Gamora. Yeah, that's right. Peckles and bees. Now, we've got the biggest names and show business for this one. We've got Stuart Granger. Opsie Totsie.

The lovely Pierre and Jelly. I Caramba. And of course Stanley Baker. I cast and everyone will remember for years to come. Oh, for sure. Absolutely. All right, now listen, I gave the Bible thing a look. It doesn't have the goods. Where's the romance? Where's the passion? Where's the multiple 22-minute long shots of horse stuff? Yeah, almost no horse stuff. So we're keeping a good stuff. The city falls over the sexy dance and everything else

We're gonna build from the ground up boys. You hear me? The ground up. Now say boss boss. Are we keeping the pot where he gives his daughter's up to be raped? Yeah, good question. Bada, Bada. We're turning it into a love triangle. Love it. Oh, tasteful. Hey, you mind if I smoke in here? Well, you can't do that without a drink and a steak. Yeah, yeah. Mate too. It's 11 a.m.

And we're back for the breakdown and we're going to open up on some pretty solid decadence, right? Like we get the long decadence man, which I mean for 1962 movie This is pretty like risque but like for an orgy these folks are all very modestly dressed Because we're supposed to be like it's like the morning after the orgy Which means at the end of this orgy everyone had to like go find their jammies and then lay back where they were, right? Yeah. I'm calling bullshit on the whole everyone sleeping soundly in a pile after the orgy. I would be, I'd be the guy that's just like fucking Eli's breathing.

So goddamn it. I just be sick. Nobody's sleeping in a pile of 40 people. There's just a wet spot everywhere. You roll off a one wet spot onto another. It's just yeah. No, it's, uh, nobody's sleeping in a pile of 40 people. There's just a wet spot everywhere. You roll off a one wet spot onto another. It's just, yeah, no, it's, oh, it's no good. I would give anything for an accurate orgy at the beginning of this movie right here. There's the one guy who's like trying to chat everyone up and you're like, dude, it's

fucking not in here. I can leave for me. The orgy was last night, man. You can go home. Also, I'm not that good at history, but like Middle Eastern people were really white back there. They really were. Real white.

Yeah. Well, not all of them. Some of them were painted yellow for some reason. So I almost gave this movie best worst ad just put a hat on Steve. Like you always get two rows of dressed up extras, but that third row is just a guy in like blue jeans and a t-shirt being like, Muslim, Muslim, Muslim or whatever I am. We're like, we blew it all on the horse budget.

I think we had the money to hire 9,000 horses. But we just find, bring your own costumes, everybody come on. Make it less money than that horse over there. It's damn right. The horse is equity. That horse studied under minister. So yeah, yes, we have this long decadence pan over the credits and everything. And then this one chick wakes up and wanders off.

She's got a secret post-orgy mission. Right. And so she sneaks out of this orgy like a teenager coming home drunk, walks out into this ancient city and then horses the fuck out of there. And I hope you enjoy her horse and the fuck out of there because almost all of this movie will be us looking at horses. Pretty much all the humans are under fives in the movie. Yeah, the horses, but all the humans.

Exactly, exactly. By the way, we should point out that we got the, we watched this on Amazon, which means we got German credits. Apparently. Yeah, that was weird. It said Sodom owns Gamora, which is weird on two levels. One, why is it owned? And two, there's no Gamora. This is just Sodom. Am I,

am I, am I not, I kept wondering, is it like, is it like champagne or bannard or is it like boot of past? Is it one? Is it that, is that just like, I literally looked it up because I thought, wait, are Sodom and Gamora one city? But it turns out, no. Gamora is just the red headed stepchild of Sodomite cities. I don't know, like it just, it's even, it's actually the same in the Bible. They talk about Sodom and Gamora. just the red headed stepchild of Sodomite cities. I don't know like it just It's even it's actually the same in the Bible. They talk about Sodom and Gamora and everything had in it since Sodom Yeah, yeah, and there's no Gamora. What the fuck did Gamora do? Maybe they were awesome Yeah, right like when you commit Gamora D Where are you fucking somebody? Yeah, that was a sex act so obscene.

Yeah, that was lost in history. Oh, yeah, I was thinking there was just like a bunch of nerds who couldn't get their debauchery together. And they were just like, check out this Chipotle. No, please guard. Yeah, just D&D. All right. So the narrator tells us all about how wealthy Sodom and Gomorrah were back in

the days, but they were also cities of unspeakable vice. And that woman that was sneaking out of the orgies, apparently she is going up to meet with the king of the Elimites. Now, they're going to call them Helimites through this whole fucking movie. They meant Elimites. Okay. Oh, I thought I heard I was like, was it Hellenites? Like of Hellenite? Nevermind. And you know you're bad at sneaking out of an orgy

with, you sneak out of an orgy. You go on a secret spy mission to like, you know, talk to the Hellenites or whatever the hell they are. And then an entire cavalry unit was somehow following you. Yeah, right. Right. Well, okay. So yeah, and before that happens we We get a very specific warning from the king of the Elimites as she's wandered off. He yells back at her

Be careful of Sautamite patrols I wonder what those are like I wonder what those are like. Here I am on the thought of my patrol. Yes. No. No. Faceless.

You guys never let me do anything. No, we don't. We there's a good damn reason why. Had a whole musical number. And we had it. It stopped us All together. All right. So yeah, the bad guys show up the side of my patrol catches are they proler off of our

horse from behind. So so far so good, but then they like tire in the front. It doesn't make any fucking sense. But they catcher. They get her off her horse and they they're going to like rush off to tell the bus. Well, a couple of her conspirators are here. So they they're, oh, we're gonna go warn the person she was like on this mission for. I'll go ahead and fill you the fucking. The queen of Sodom is in charge. Her brother, the prince of Sodom wants to kill her and needs the elements to help him do that.

her and needs the elements to help him do that. Double spoil alert. He will spend 94% of his screen time plotting with a new character we've never met to kill his sister. Oh my God. And then never even try to kill her. I expected him to like be in a scene where he taps someone on the leg on the subway. Guy takes out his headphones. I'm trying to kill my sister. Oh my sister.

You see him talking to one of the horses that is right in the back of the used and crafty. Look man, I'm just trying to get lunch, you know, I don't really want to talk politics right now, if that's okay. All right, so meanwhile, the Jews are wandering in the desert like they do. Yeah.

And we meet Malchior who is the Malcontent, right? God Jesus, that's probably why they call their writer. Yeah. Yeah, writer. writer. writer. Yeah. So he's gonna be the pissy Malcontent

into the whole time. He wants to drink all the water, but lot will only let the sick people have that water. Or actually, wait, he doesn't even want to drink the water, right? No, yeah, this is, I gotta say, this was so fucking confusing. I literally thought that this guy was going to be revealed to be like a demon in the guy's mind, you know, because like, they're just walking through the desert all dying of thirst, right? And you know, if I'm walking through a desert dying thirst, I'm going to be like, dude, just so fucking sweaty talking to me, like we're all dying.

Right, right, yeah, jumping around like a little goblin. gonna be like, dude, just some fucking story talking to me. Like, we're all dying. We're all dying. We're all dying. Yeah. Jumping around like a little goblin. He's like, oh, you want to drink the water? What? You better just put it up in a drink, the water. I was like, is this a hallucination?

No, just Commander Riker just doing it. That's what is, he's like the guy in middle school that would try to start fights between two other people. He's like that, but with water. And so he's trying to convince this guy's like, I know that that water is reserved for sick people, but why don't you take so many way? So he does. And Lot shows up.

Lot is pissed. Lot is poor man's Charlton Heston, right? Like everything in here will be the cheap knockoff version of the 10 commandments one, right? I think it's just Mitt Romney. Yeah. 100% Mitt Romney. And this dude cannot pick a voice. Seen to scene.

He's like, at one point, he's like old Charlton has to straight up impersonation. But sometimes he's just like, like, I don't know, he gets southern in the middle for a second. It's crazy. And I love, he does such an actory thing He gets southern in the middle for a second. It's crazy. And I love he does such an actory thing where in his Oscar scene, which we'll talk about, when he's like sad, he goes into the oh, oh, my. Yeah, like, yeah, try to be like Gandalf or something, you know,

the pain. I'm really like, you really cannot fucking pick a voice. You're right. All right, but he can pick a fucking weapon and this is the first of many times. Yes, that we will learn that lot can kick some fucking ass with a shepherd's crook. Yeah, bendy shepherds. Crick. This is weapon of choice. He turns down far superior weapons at points of this movie. Someone hands him a fucking cannon. He's like, no, I want my bag. No, I have a fucking thing I do.

Shepherds hook. It's my idiot. And if you're wondering how long it takes people to run out of shepherds crook foo moobs, it's half of this fight scene. He's like, and then I grab you with the hook. That's literally all of them. No.

There's like, yeah, seven fight scenes later, like, what do we do in this one? I guess. I guess. Don't say fucking grab him that everything. I can't fucking say go in the next look. I'm gonna fucking fire you right now. So. And the other thing about Mitt Romney, or their lot Romney, I guess, he is fur boots,

tell me he's cold. But he is not wearing any fucking pants tells me he's hot and it's the desert time I'm very confused. Yeah, by far the most revealing outfits is the skirts of the men in That's not where the X rating yeah, I could be from the balls Exactly, well see I didn't notice the underball for a long time because I was still busy looking at the exact line between black and white of his hair, right? Like there's a meridian on his head, whereas hair switches color. It's really amazing. I mean, to be fair, he has seen a holy ghost. So, okay. Yeah,

there you go. So, all right. So then so lot karate fights with his little crook. He fights Malcy or the Malcontent and he wins. So then he gives that guy no G's right and says, come on, let's go scout out this Oasis together. Huh? Come on, buddy. You scoundrel. Yeah. Trying to stab me to death. So you so mouth your, am I right? Classic. I'm going to call you Stabby. That's your new nickname. All right. So they go out to the show, asus, but it turns out there are already some people there. This is where we're going to meet Il Dith, the slave of the queen. Yes. And the only reason that I need to point this out is in the background. There is my

favorite character in the movie, which I call extra who painted his face, but none of the rest of his body. I cannot tell you what the fuck happened in the rest of this scene because it's just a guy very clearly trying to hide everything except his face behind the ballot. Quint. So you guys are going to have to take the reins for this scene because I just watched a guy basically mime his way out of the scene. All right. So I'll give you the basics. So a lot comes up with his scouting party.

She's a slave of the queen and she's got like a whole bunch of other slaves with her and she looks at them and she's like, why didn't we get Jewish actors for this? This is so weird that we wouldn't have like, it's Hollywood. We would be able to find some Jews here somewhere, right? But instead we have you guys why don't you don't even at least have beards for the role of Charlton Heston at least had a beard, right? And I wrote my notes. I'm like thank you. I thought it would be anti-Semitic if I asked but no, they don't have the beards So this is where they explain that away right Stuart Grayson the lot he goes Well, I've actually shaved my beard because I'm in mourning for my dead white.

This movie will take place over a several year period and I will always be clean, shaved, and so I'm really broke up about Mitt Romney's wife died, huh? Well, he probably has a couple others. It's got backups. It's got spares. He's got a fucking folder full of them. She should only shave like the proportion of his beard that goes for each wife. Oh, there he is. And you know,

he's only got those extra wives so you can get that extra thousand dollars. You know, that's the only reason he's got. He's got to put something in the binder. All right. So they like talk about like, Hey, is there any water at this? So he's just, no, there's not. Would you like salt? Would you like some salt? And he's like that. like, hey, is there any water at this? So he says, no, there's not what you like salt. Would you like some salt? And he's like that. Yes, I always drink a nice tall glass of salt. Why would you be offering me salt?

I don't. And she's like, it's a force handling thing. We're going to do a lot of this. We're going to really, it's just this whole like first two acts are just going to be us going like, huh, salt, eh? Anyway, and we also learned here that law doesn't like slavery at all. Ah, yes, it's that part of the Bible that we all remember as well. We've all read it where they're vigorously anti-slavery. Yes, wait a minute.

Now they're fucking. Well, the abolitionists, Thomas, Thomas, you got to do a second read, man. You got to do a second reading. And I would rather die. I would rather die. If my podcasting career was like, well, your options are, do another reading of the Bible. I'd be like, can I, I'll go back and work for the state. I don't know.

Time for a day job. All right. And so, okay. So now we, we A time for a day job. All right. And so, okay. So now we, we, I love the way this scene is too. She's like, he's like, you know, she says, there's plenty of water in the town. I live in. It's just around the corner. He says, really?

What's that? And she goes, it's called Sodom. And there's like a burp, burp, burp. I wrote my notes. Did you hear that trumpet sting when you said the name of your town? Yeah. Never a good sign. But it's also, did she do? Oh, and Gamora. And Gamora. Yeah, I also live in Gamora. What do you have like a little apartment downtown there?

It's in other sister cities. The high schools are really there's rivalry. We're pretty big sex rivals. Let me tell you. Yeah, we we, we cut, so we, when we got love this, because we do the Sodom thing and they're like, what's the we like being a live song equivalent of we are Sodomites who sin or whatever. And then it's literally guys having conversations. They're like, oh, we'll always sin forever. Nothing will ever happen to us. I know it's so good. I'd love to sit in. Right. And then, but of course, there's one guy there that will ever happen to us. I know it's so good. I'd love sitting. Right. And then, but of course there's one guy there that doesn't love sitting.

Yeah. So we meet this angry preacher that's screaming at everybody about how one day God will destroy their sinful city because of all its sinful slavery ways, right? Yeah. And I have to point this out because it's my favorite moment in the entire goddamn movie. He says something about the, they're still leaning

into the whole salt thing. And he's like, you're destroying and monopolizing the greatest commodity in all of Africa. Africa. They're at the Jordan River later. You, I mean, I know you filmed this in Africa, but that's not where it's fucking storing things. I just love that he's fucking slaying this open might. Cause they're they're there. This happens several times in the movie. Yeah. The director told the collection of extras from every which country. You know, you got a guy with like an Italian. It's a me, you know, like, just all the every random accent you can get. And they're like, okay, here's the scene. Extras and horses listen up. This he's saying stuff and you think it's ridiculous. So the way they portray that you can get. And they're like, okay, here's the scene, extras, then horses, listen

up. This, he's saying stuff and you think it's ridiculous. So the way they portray that is he'll say like, oh, you guys are sitting. Right, right, but they're all just down at the comedy seller. They just laugh absurdly. And he's like, I got, thank you. I've had this my time. Tip your camels, everybody. Thank you. So. All right. But so like the guards show up. They're very upset about this. So they, they whip him to death. They're like, we're in Asia. You fucking idiot. It's Asia. I guess if we're looking at the weaponry in this movie and we're kind of grading it on, I don't know, like hit or not hit points but like a tack points or whatever. If a shepherd's crook is apparently a lethal weapon a whip is

like insanely lethal because he gets whipped two times. Twice and he's instantly dead. Yep. Yep. They throw him in the dead card. They're like last two whips. No, you're not. You're dead. They totally fucking too. And I got to ask something. No, I'm not a salt mining accident. I imagine you are just you know what you did. It's the ass they do, they totally fucking do. And I gotta ask something, no, I'm not a salt mining actor. I imagine you are just, you know everything about everything. You were around when it was current. I was around when that salt was formed, yes. Is salt mined via group Peloton?

Is that normally? That's what the movie. I was, how you well, guys, we're going to be able to to convey the things that have my Peloton. Normally, that's what the movie Can pay your belt Exactly that's you that ran the conveyor belts from underground it's a whole thing. Yeah, it was a whole thing So yeah, so he tossed him in the cart full of dead bodies good thing that I was going by at that moment Yeah, meanwhile the fucking it's time for some sexy dancing. It will often be time for some sexy dancing. My notes here, it was just like, wow, eight Middle Eastern chicks and a very fit black dude, all scantily clad Christian movies used to be so much better.

Okay. The male cheerleader that is included in this particular dance number makes it my favorite of the entire movie because he's doing his own dance. Yeah, he totally ate. Yes. Eight people belly dancing and then that guy is just sort of like, don't you bet to do in a little robot he's mockingly eating in the background. It's like an extra wandered on set and they were like, are you kidding this film?

Is that teen sensor role? Go, go, go. Yeah, and like many of the sexy dancing scenes in this movie that are 20 minutes long for no fucking reason, they were like, hey, this could really just be like 30 seconds or maybe it's in the back. No, they already choreographed and tired and I'm, are you going to tell them they can't do it? I'm not telling them they can't do it. And so therefore, we have 15 minutes of dancing every single time. We do. Yeah. No, literally like over and over gets like three fucking minutes

that these scenes last. Yeah. And they, the one black guy really brings out just how fucking white all these guys. They should have just gotten a guy with a tan or something like that's, that's the black guy. That's our baseline for lasting white people as Middle Easterners. What was it? Oh, and then, okay. So that we leave there. That we follow the prince. He's like, if you're asking white people as Middle Easterners, what it was, uh, Oh, and then, okay, so that we leave there that we follow the prints. He's plotting against his sister with another random character because it's a scene with him in it. Yep. Right. And he's just like, oh, my sister, such a lady with such a lady brain. She'll never be able to be a good monarch like I could.

And this, this is where we get the upskirt shot. Yeah. Yeah. Because they're standing over the dutch in there. Certainly my first up skirt video with two dudes that I've ever seen. I was first for me. All right, well, stop blocking me on Facebook

and you'll see way more. Also, I want to point out that one of the characters in the scene, I forget if it's the prince or the guy he's plotting with, has a boob crown. So this movie is decided that the symbol for Sodom is a lady with her arms in the air whose cat dog style attached to I assume not a lady. Well, this is fantastic. It's a close up of his face. So you just see like a lady with

her boobs out and her arms in the air as his crown. Okay, I think this is a perfect Rorschach test because I have the exact same thing. We are getting a close up of this cardboard crown that the guy is wearing. And I see in it, and this is gonna be probably revealed about me, something about me. I see a dude giving birth to another dude out of his butt. That's what I am.

Oh, Noah, what did you see? I did your psychology, Joe. Honestly, I didn't notice this at all. I was too busy enjoying the upskirt. That's fine. So I will say there were a ton of background boobs in this, right? Like every time somebody would stop, there'd be like a carved boob in the background.

A lot of Egyptian nipples here. So now, I guess that girl that was plotting with the Elimites earlier, or Hellenites or whatever, we can change the name as we go. The movie didn't have a problem with that. She's been captured and now the queen is trying to torture some information out of her. She wants to know who sent her to go to the Elimites in the first place. I love it.

So she went, the queen's down there in the torture dungeon. She's like, quiet. I said quiet, everyone, this is the torture dungeon. She's like quiet. I said quiet everyone is in the torture dungeon. Use your inside voices. This would be my favorite movie in the world if the Queen had just come in and started flicking the lights. We're clapping in a pattern. She's just like, I don't know what, yeah, I don't know what her name is, which is like quiet. I said quiet. Do you hear me? No movie time.

Yes, Miss Well sent us like, see, like, hanging in the wall and stuff. So, and all right. Now, this is the torture is so needlessly elaborate here. They have a blind guy and he's wearing an outfit with spikes on it, but the spikes go in when he inhales and come out when he acts. They seriously madly have detour. They totally did. Oh, and the guy from the wide.

Why was he blind? Why does that matter? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. It's so good. It's fantastic. I was, this is where this movie won me over

to being God awful. Yes. Also, like because they don't actually show any of the, like, gory-ness or blood or anything, what we actually watch is a guy sort of halfway stumble towards this lady, give her a hug and then, like, dramatic shots of people reacting to that hug. Yeah. Yeah. And then, we get a scene where, like, the queen is having some of a slay, like so that lady dies without giving any information. We have a scene where the

queen's having some of her slaves branded. And she's asking her brother about the Jews, like, right? Like the news of the Jews coming has, has reached her through her slave. And the queen's brother is not a fan. But she's excited like like like they're a new toy. She's like, oh, I want to see a Jew. Bring me a Jew. You know what? Tell them that there's a panic and that everyone needs to stay inside. Then we'll get to see a bunch of them. Bring it over. Yeah. And the brother by the way is Dr. Strange. Yes, absolutely. How much he looks like Dr. X. Abs, fuck it, Liz. And I've also concluded that the main reason this queen has slaves is so that she can force them to follow her around and pretend to listen intently to her monologue.

Yeah. She's monologue and the slave is like, ah, it's worth it. Like, ah, yeah, oh, yeah. She's monologue forever. The slaves get everything like, maybe, maybe I could hug that spike guy. Maybe that's better. Maybe that better. That better. Oh, and so this just finishes off with,

with this is great. As far as they could get into lesbian sex, the 1962, which is just the chalice drinking part. I assume there's always a chalice involved. I mean, there is in the lesbian part, I'm like, anyway, is the chalice. Yep. That's the first thing they get to. And then they're like, that's too much lesbian sex already. Well, look, the fact that these two women look longingly in each other's

eyes, got them an X rating in the UK. So yes, right, not the part where the brother and sister are playing weird sex games. That's fine. This is a guy. Oh, yeah, this scene is why Marsha's grandpa shot a hole in the TV. So, all right. And now we cut over to back over to the blot and his wandering Jews. And I've got to point this thing out because I know we always are saying like, oh, and then this thing was so ugly or this thing was so crappy. The river in this movie is shitty. Right.

I think they got a, like, really, I know you're thinking, how can a fucking river be shit? I swear to you, 19 minutes, 37 seconds, it's on Amazon Prime. Tell me that isn't a shitty river. Oh, the real river definitely backed out of this. I'm not getting, I talked to my agent, and this is the points I'm getting on this bullshit that I've got to you. Go find yourself a creek. You know when you grow up in suburbia and someone opens a hydrant and it's super fun,

but then the entire rest of the day, it's just like a muddy, slurry all over your street. That was that they chose for the Jordan River. It's so fucking awful. But all the Jews are very excited to see it. So they all go and bathe and drink out of the same still I wanted one guy to be at the very top taking a shit. Come on Just saw everyone else was doing the bathing and drinking thing and if you think it couldn't get any worse

You get the sotomites you're like, hey, do you mind if we dump all these dead bodies right next to the only drinking water for a thousand miles? Okay, but dump them right here. Yeah, apparently this is the dead body cart drop off spot as well. And the Jews don't even care. Lot notices all the dead bodies and he's not any, he doesn't say like, guys, maybe we want to drink from upstream a bit or anything. No, this is also where one of the Sodomites says they've built the city of Sodom out of slave flesh. And I feel like I was going to get oaky. Just want to say right now, that's probably going to get oaky. Have the first or second building. No, lay still lay still damn it. So yeah, and that's the guy that comes across that guy that got whipped to death earlier. Wasn't quite dead somehow survived both of those whip strikes. Yeah, like don't worry, you'll be alright.

You're actually just a giant fucking baby. You're totally fine. What do you want soccer player? Come on, get up. So yeah, okay. Meanwhile, the satellite army is on the move, which is nowhere near as sexy as I'm making it sound. But the Queen has come out.

She wants to meet with these Hebrews. And she's going to offer them a deal. She's like, you can have this area as long as, you know, if an Hella might army ever shows up or something, you kill them. And the Jews are like, yeah, that sounds like a great deal for us. Great. Sounds like a great deal. Well, but in order to have this little detent or whatever you call it, they insist on carrying

Mitt Romney across the river. And he's like, okay, but only if you carry me like I just threw the game winning touchdown for BYU. Yeah. So they did it. Put them on like, yeah, Mitt Romney, and they carry it across. And then they get, they give, just to seal the deal, they give him a horse

because like this is what we have more than anything else on this. Here's a horse. I was like, oh, but that's a Trojan horse. There's a bunch of Jews are good. I'm out of it. I was like, no, that's not, never mind. Sorry, different, different things.

And the Queen's like, oh, you got me, I also got you a present too I got you my slave right here. Ill death. She's a named character already. Yeah, this is where in my version of this. So the slave is like, fuck no, I fucking hate Mitt Romney. I'm not going with him. Look at his ridiculous skirt and his legs that are like, you know, like she does not want

to go. She is a slave and she's like, I would rather be his slave than go to Mitt Romney. And then meanwhile Mitt Romney's like, oh, yeah, no, I mean, it's against our principles anyway. Like, I definitely wasn't even going to take your fuck slave. I didn't even. I don't want to slave. I have bikers. We're totally into fighters full of women at home. I don't know. And I'm pretty sure that's the entire origin of their anti-slave stance was just at home. I don't know. And I'm pretty sure that's the entire origin of their anti-slaves stance was just like series of slaves that didn't wanna go

not for this. You know what? I'm gonna get slavery. I wanted to go to my room anyway. Whatever you would look terrible in long sleeves and a jean skirt in the desert anyway. So I don't even know whatever. All right, but ultimately I guess he takes the fuck slave and the Queen's brother also, by the way,

wants to fuck one of last daughters, both of last daughters, as we'll find out, but just one so far. Everybody. That's got the doctor's change wants to fuck. And that's why it's called doctor's change. All right. So now we're going to get a happy little tabernacle building montage. We see that Idris is settling in Welsh.

He's already complaining about her clothes. So she's a Jewish wife already. This is where she they have an argument about slavery and she's 100% right. I love that. That happens a lot. Yeah. She's like, oh, you're against slavery. And he's like, yep, we're against slavery anyway.

Go do this mandatory work. And by the way, I'm gonna beat my daughter for misbehaving real quick right in front of you. But we're no slavery. Don't worry. No slavery. For men, right? That's exactly because you're just like,

you know, the way you treat women is just like, say, I'm like exactly correct. Wait, why are we moving on? Yeah. And then so now keep in mind when the slate when the queen gave lot this slave, she's wearing this like super crazy sexy silk dress. And now they put her in this awful like burlap dress or like, did she potato bag? Yeah, but like she still had that. So they stole her shit.

Like the one article of clearly one item that she owned, they stole and gave her an inferior version. Fuck y'all. Yeah, nothing says you're free. Like here, put on these clothes. I'm making you wear it. It gives me all of your belongings. I won't give them back.

As a matter of fact, my fucking daughter is going to come in here in a second dressed in your dress. Yeah. Hence the, the abuse I just mentioned, she comes and, yeah, look at this dress I found. And lot, the hero, the one good man inside him strikes his daughter for dressing him. Honestly, he, okay, Mitt Romney, the hits whoever this woman is so hard. It looks pretty bad. It's a hard cut and it's a different actress just like, oh, oh, I just like my notes are just wow 1962 fuck you. Just fuck you. All right. So you remember how they carried a lot across the river earlier. The two slaves that carried them while they're carrying them, they're like, Hey, man,

if we like escape and come to you, do we get to not be slaves anymore? And he's like, totally, totally all you got to do is get here. And we will give you sanctuary. Well, a sign you as sack to wear. Are you asking if the Jews are safe? Because yes, the Jews are base. We are base. We've got the safe because yes, the Jews are base. We are base.

The game of slavery tag. We are base. So in the very next scene, of course, those two slaves have escaped and they're running to the finish line, the river where they can be safe. I'm glad you explain that because I really had no fucking idea what was happening. I saw a commotion like people, there's some horse play like literal horse and also people horse and around and a river as like, is this bad? I don't, I can't tell this fucking movie.

Yeah, no, I figured that all out in retrospect, but yeah, like fucking and then of course the prince, the Queen's brother shows up, Dr. Strangely, he's like, give me back those slaves and lots of like, don't make me throw down a more crook food on your ass. I can use this thing like a bought billion stage manager, motherfucker. And indeed they do. They have another crook food fight. This is not the last crook food fight. It is not.

This is where he, yeah, this is the one where he crook foods him off the horse. Yep. And that is treated like it's Christopher Reeve. Like he, yes, he falls. And it's over. He did was pull him off of the crook. And the guy is dead. Like he's just like, I'll never walk. It's like I've been whipped twice here or something. Yeah. All right. So, and then they turn to the other guards and they're like, all right, well, he's unconscious. Now we will nurse him back to health. You can have him at the end of the semester.

You can have him back. You shouldn't have been on our side of the river anyway. I wanted the guards to be like, we could take him. We got him. You don't need to nurse him back to health. That's a weird offer. Well, he's royalty. I'm going to, I know I just might do my daughter shall nurse him back to help. So then

we get his his daughter nursing him back to health. So he wakes up that the stretcher strange does as the daughter's nursing him back to health and goes full fucking happy. Let you honor. I know. But that but he also so I this is when I had to figure out I suppose we're supposed to believe that time has passed, but this movie does this frequently where time doesn't pass. There's nothing that tells you time has passed, but you start learning it by the dialogue. He's like, oh, yes, every night you're in here. Oh, fucking time is now you tell me multiple nights.

I see now. Yeah, I literally have to see and I thought you just got knocked out by the crook, crook food. And now, okay, you've been here a while for as you lay out no fucking reason. Like there's a, can you just be nurse back to health in your own hometown, you know, probably better that way. Yeah. Yeah. And he's talking to, I don't know what he says. He's like, I hear you every night. And I'm like, Oh, is she masturbating in the other room? Because that is the only way this makes sense. Right? I just, I want to say though, the pickup line of, do you like how soft my skin is?

It's kind of my thing. That's impressive. Is that come on, Billy, you feel that? Yeah. Yeah. I never wash my hands. Because it's 1962, every single sexual, whatever you call it in this movie starts as a sexual assault. I mean, just does.

And I don't know, of course, by our standards, it's all sexual assault, but I don't know from the movie's point of view, it's actually very confusing. Like I don't know, is this merely a sexual assault in the movie or is it in the movie? Is it like, oh no, it turns consensual because that's how women are, you know, yes, that's the thing in all of the movies back then. It was that

was that was what was seen as like the modest, like every woman should resist at first because she's modest or whatever, but then succumbed. But then totally get into it after like enough of it. Right. So yeah, like the men built the system where it's like, you could never really tell if you were raping her. Yeah. Yeah. This is also where she says, why do you smell so good? And I was like, please say it's from eating poop. Please say it's from eating poop, but no. So never get the poop eating into this movie. So you're holding out for the poop eating just be ready to be disappointed.

And also we get another awkward cut because they again, this is what I don't know whether it's supposed to be a sexual assault or not. Can't tell because of the 60s. And then you get a smash cut to him riding full speed on his horse away. And I was like, wow, imagine being so bad at sex that just in the middle of it, a dude is just like he's in the fucking Kentucky Derby. Right. See, I wrote in my notes, men, right?

They hug you with their horse whip and then they leave you classic. Yeah, but we're supposed to assume that they fucked and then he horse eat off the next day. All right. Okay. I guess. Well, later, they will have fucked. So yeah, like the God off of movies can and this two of those two characters, fucks.

And then he ran off while she wasn't looking. Like, you know, she went up to like clean up or whatever and he was on his horse when she came back. So now like lot and his people are hard at work turning their desert into a farm which apparently is mostly about synchronized basket carrying. Right. Also I really appreciated the people who can't do business before their spoken lines moment here of 1960s.

Someone walks up to Lot with a rock. He very clearly says to them, yes, that's a rock. It is good. And they walk away. That'll do. That has all the rock properties we're looking for. The slave lady is given Lot daughter, a pedicure. I'm not exaggerating a fucking pedicure.

Lot doesn't want the slave lady horn is daughter up though, right? Like, my daughters, toenails are pretty enough. Well, yeah, she's painting her toenails with a celery stock. Yep, I guess. Like you do. And then these, like, how dare you? My daughter is incredibly attractive without that. In fact, she's really, no, I should stop talking. I should stop.

Let me do a couple of shots. Let me show you how she can go. Yeah. And then so the slave girl is like, well, let me see your hands, Mitt Romney. And she's like, oh, these hands, you have the hands of a chronic master bear now. Your pops are so hairy. Yes, you start reading his bombs and then he's like, oh, that's come on, that's bullshit. Anyway, about Jehovah, right? Yeah. Walk you. And I just probably wrote this down many times, but I just, it bears repeating why?

Why is this skirt so short? Just. It's so short. This is so short. This is also the your two chicken to fuck me seeing. Yeah, from the wife. And he basically is like, I can't stay here. I'm gonna go fuck Ishma.

Yeah. It's like, what about my short skirt? Tells you I'm super straight. Yeah, he's like, well, you know, if I spend the night with you, then people will talk and there'll be some rumors. So I'm gonna I spend the night with you, then people will talk. And there'll be some rumor. So I'm going to go spend the night with a young man. Anywho. I just imagine, imagine getting the classroom boner in that skirt.

Like, is that the dress code? And you get the fucking, you're in class, you know, and get the bone, you know, just, let's be honest, that's happened in high school. Imagine, how would you even, where would you put that fucking thing? That's honest. That's happened in high school. Imagine, how would you even, where would you put that fucking thing? That's true. That's true. You'd have to carry back then.

You'd have to buffalo bill it for sure. All right, so now we get to see where the Queen's brother has gone to the Elimites and he's like, hey, can we get the plot going? And the elements are like, dude, we have a whole little horsey dance. We'll do it. No, we absolutely cannot.

We have to, not only are we giving you, he says something like, oh, we threw together this quick horse dance for you, for in your honor, you know, and not only does it happen that entire scene, the quick thrown together horse dance. Every time we go back to them, like, they're all in a little horsey dance. They will take a second crack at a horse dance and do it fair. They should because this horse dance is fucking pure bitch. It's shot from 18 miles away. There's trash bags in the middle or something.

I have no idea what those piles were. It's like PE class for, you know, like middle schoolers. That's all that he's like, oh, can you walk in a line? Yes. Wow. Congratulations. And so we cut, yeah, must have been like, do we come back months later? You know, whatever.

And the doctor's training is just coming back. Oh, he's back. Hey, we have a chance to fix the whole dance. Come on. Hey, everybody, get in line. And they do it again. Like every time they go back there, they're doing that horse dance. We're fucked up. Come on. Everybody get in line. And they do it again. Like every time they go back there, they're doing that horse dance.

It's fantastic. So any says like, well, are we ready to overthrow my sister? And he's like, what about all of these Jews that just moved in? And Dr. Stranger's like, oh, there are a bunch of worst things. And then the element king is like,

didn't they whip your ass with a shepherd's crook? He's like, fuck, being fuck you. You know, that's different. Or different. Fucker. He had a shepherd's crook. That's cheating. Yeah. That's great. It's different. Fucker. Yeah, the shepherd's cook. That's cheating. Yeah.

Great. He knew the cook food. They don't tell you how to stoner that. All the weapons. Yeah. And then we get this great scene where we cut in on the queen and she's playing catch the ruby in the bathtub hot tub jam eating content. Bob, Bobbing for jewelry. in the bathtub hot tub gem eating content. What?

Bobbying for jewelry. This is the debauchery that they could show in 1962. I love it so much. Platter of gems to throw at you people in the hot tub. Yeah, it's amazing. All right, so of course, and then

the brother shows up and he's conspiring with his conspirators because it's a scene with him in it. Well, she walks and and catches them in the room. Yeah. And they're like playing D&D and you fucking nerds get to work. She's like, oh, you have all my generals together in this room. What you doing?

And he's like playing, playing cones of Dunshire. Just a good game of cones of Dunshire. Definitely not plotting a feeble attempt to overthrow you. If I was trying to do that at some point in this goddamn movie, I'd make an attempt on your life wouldn't die, so it couldn't be that. Yeah. Jesus. And then it's time for the incestuous knuckle biting. Oh my God.

What the fuck was uh, yeah Yeah, there's just this weird moment where she like nibbles his finger and he nibbles hers And then she gets mad for him not being turned on enough What the fuck was going on there? I always want to have been in the room when they just suggested, you know want to have been in the room when they just suggested. You know, what if we do this and then everybody must have been, maybe it's a director or something. And so they have all the power and everybody must have been like, what the fuck is he doing?

Does he do this with his sister? No question. Yeah, no, that's exactly what it is. Robert Altrick walked up to him. And so you know how when your sisters and brothers get together, they all bite each other's knuckles and they have the, so that's definitely sexual. Yeah.

Someone definitely gave away their king cure. Yeah, they were, I mean, obviously knuckle biting, right? Oh, uh, no, nobody. Yeah, I don't know why I saw it in a movie. Nobody. Because that would be cheating. We, I knuckle, you don't. Look, it's Sod movie. Nobody did because that would be cheating. We I knuckle you don't. It's. Look, it's Sodom. Okay. They're so sinful that they fuck their siblings. Like, you

know, I was they run out of other people to fuck of non-siblings. So definitely. You know, no, my no. All right. Well, I hate to say this, but the queen catching this character in the act of his plot that ultimately amounts to nothing, ultimately amounts to nothing. So we're gonna pause for even more I roll calisthenics, but we're back in a minute with even more the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Beware of Sodom for its cities or builds of the flesh of slaves. Johnson has the new aqueduct coming. Honestly, not great.

Really? This is supposed to be finished by the sex festival. I don't know what to tell you, man. Human bodies are terrible building material. Okay, yeah, I hear that. And thank you for bringing that challenge to the workplace. I'm, yeah, I'm excited to hear your solution. You've been reading management books again, haven't you, man? What? No, no, that's, that's just how I talk. Okay. Look, can you maybe use fatter guys? Maybe? I don't know, let me ask. Steve? Steve?

What do you want? Do we have any fatter guys? I, not really know, these are all they were slaves, so not a lot of plenty. Okay, yeah, yeah, looks like there's a no-go on the fatter guys. Are you sure we can't just use bricks? Uh, okay, yeah, it looks like there's a no go on the fatter guys. You sure we can't just use bricks. Okay, okay, I hear your solution and I'm glad you're bringing a problem-solving energy

to this pinch point, but I want us to continue to work laterally when never mind. It's fine. it's fine. I'll use the bodies. The the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the the along comes the salt version of the ice cream truck, right? And hey, realism here, the Jews are responding to free stuff. How I remember them doing from my days at F.A.O.

So, it's realistic. I was just thinking like whoever the salesman is that got everybody hooked down to salt is worth his weight in salt. Yeah, right. Yeah. Really, they're really fucking all salt. They are really excited. I can't imagine thirsty desert people be in this excited about salt. So yeah, the marketing is bang up. And then, okay, so then we've got Dr. Strange shows up

and he's just like, he goes to Eldeth, the slave. And he's like, damn it, lady, if you even seduced Lot, yet, I like, we gave you to him months ago, or weeks we really know, we have no sense of how long anything's been, but we gave you a while ago earlier in the movie, seduce him and figure shit out already, damn it. It's like the two actors are unsure

about what their motivations are, because he's like, what have you found in your spying? And she's like, wait, I'm a spy and he's like, yeah. Yeah, I was gonna say, I've watched this whole movie. I don't know, was that a plan? Like, did they? Right, like, yeah.

Cause she was the, she was the queen's sex slave, right? So I don't know that she's super into the, no, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I wouldn't, you just LC3PO that it was it was all a ploy. I don't I don't fucking get it. Anyway, but then fucking the the brother, a doctor strange. He's got to go rape lots daughter. Now rapes a doose love.

We don't know. We don't know. Genuinely don't know what the movie was going for. Yeah, right. Right. Right. Exactly. Because it starts as a sexual assault that may then later be consented. I, who the, yeah. Anyway, I want to make very clear objectively, it's sexual assault. Oh, absolutely. Absolutely. Yeah. We're not confused. The movie is exactly. Yeah. Good clarification. I love this too. So he's, he's going after our, Dr. Strange is, and he's like, oh, where did she go? And Malkey or the malcontented you from the beginning is like, Oh, are you looking to a rape

last daughter? She went left. Oh, that's a way. All right. So anyway, so he follows her and Ildith sees that her like, here's her screaming for help or whatever goes gets lot. So lot comes and catches Dr. Strange in the act of attempting to what rape his daughter. And yes, everybody. It's a shepherd's crook fight. He covers crookers. You know, he said, yeah.

And again, we cannot emphasize enough that every single crook food fight in this movie will be identical. And they try to throw in some sort of Jiu Jitsu thing in that there's something in his footwork that I think is the key to his success. You know, like the camera very in every fight like he's losing, he's losing every time, like losing, losing. And the camera shows his feet and he does this magical Jiu Jitsu like he just, slides his foot back a little bit. And then that's when you know

that he's doing the magical crook food move that finishing move. Yeah, yeah, it's definitely the turning the hat backwards of this. You expect the other guy dr. Strange to be like, oh, I didn't know we could move our feet. Oh, damn it. Well, I should go again. We should get to go again. Yeah, so, so but he runs Dr. Strange off. And then he goes to thank you all that he's like, that was so nice of you to tell me that guy was raping my daughter. That was so sweet of you.

I didn't expect that. Yeah, it was a very nice day. Yeah, right. Very nice gift. And then of course, this character isch mail who's been a half ass kind of character throughout. Apparently now he wants to marry lots daughter I never figured out which of the daughters nor did I

same honest I think that's why dr. Strange ends up fucking both of them just because he no one can tell them apart It was an honest mistake. It was an honest Yeah right exactly Promise I only meant to fuck one of your daughters non-consensually yeah, right. Yeah. Okay. So that we have this scene of lot and able to together, right? Because there's been sexual tension between them the whole time, I guess. I guess. And they have this dramatic scene where he's falling in love with her. And she's like hanging clothes on a clothesline.

And he keeps like dramatically pulling the thing that she just hung off to the side. But he does that like three times. So it kind of, it loses his punch after the first time as all I'm saying. Yeah, again, in 1962, the best way to hit on a woman was annoy the fuck out of her. I get it. Like, just fucking wet willy, like just just a montage of him putting whoopie cushions. There's some money sure. Oh, got to the face. Like trying to do chores, he like sticks out his foot.

She tripped. Uh, marry me, I guess. Yep, but that's where it all goes. He wants her to marry him. Yeah. And they do a 1960s smushed face close mouth kiss. Yeah. The first of many. Yeah, he just kisses the objections right out of her when she says, no.

All right, so then we cut to Melchior. He's going to Sodom to sell out his tribe, right? And this scene is so nothing, right? He's like, Melchior, why do you sell out the Hebrews? And he's like, I don't know, I heard you guys have like butt stuff. And they're like, we do a butt stuff. It's true. We have a butt stuff.

We have got to know for our butt stuff. Yeah. All right. And this is also where they learned that the mysterious Masonry thing that they were building. It wasn't a temple. It was a dam. Dammit. That land will be worth way more now.

Yeah. There's no way they could have sussed that out by the way possible to know that you are building a damn right Oh, this wall like object you are building that is stopping the river I can't Why are they building this temple and why are they building it in the middle of the river like yes It was pretty kind of Retrospect we should a we should have known that temple's gonna flood those guys are idiots. So yeah, and then this is where a lot shows up. So apparently the Sodomites had come in and got some of the slaves that they sprung, right? And

a lot has come to bargain with the queen to get them back. Yes, and this is I love this in movies because what happens is lock goes in and then the queen does the good old like evil bad guy Evil queen thing where she does the two claps like you know, and then I always love it because the slaves bring him a pillow and Something I was I want to see the scene where they plot out what the claps mean. Like, you know, did she do it? Someone just bashes him over. No, that's not clap. Oh, God damn it. A missed clap practice this week. What do you want?

Why do you come to clap practice? That is why you come to clap practice. All of a sudden, they have like more than five things. It gets weird. It's just like, oh, you want me to bring you our finest translator in a class of wine? Hold up. Yeah. Like, wait, wait, she stopped.

Wait, hold on. That's seven. Was that three longs and one short god? I swear it was eight. Okay, let's do both. Okay, I'll cut off one of his arms and you bring him a glass of wine. Is that, so that'll work. But yeah, so they're arguing about whether she's gonna give the slaves back.

He's like, I will totally move the fuck away if you don't give him back the slaves. And she does the whole go ahead and see if I care thing, but she totally cares, right? I love to, we get a good scene where it's like, she's like, okay, leader to leader. That God shit is nonsense, right? Like you pretty good. It's pretty good. I got to hand it to you. It's a good stick. But like, come on.

I mean, we're just between us. She's ready to be the prime minister of fans. All right. So now the prince goes back to the Elimites. They have another horse stance parade. What about this horse stance? Huh? another horse dance parade. What about this horse dance, huh? Jesus Christ. This is also where the Ella Mike King names his price, but it's in salt units, so there's no fucking stake.

He goes, we want one year worth of salt and everyone in the room is like, oh, yeah. But you watching the movie are like, I don't know how much a year of salt is man. There's nothing. Yeah, but you watching the movie are like, I don't know how much of your salt is man. There's nothing. Yeah. Anyway, doing a math and like how often I use salt, like I don't know, a little of a handful

per day. Yeah. Yeah. Count to this already in another food product. And then also, by the way, the L.A. White King tells the Prince here, he's like, hey, man, we'll attack the city, but you have to kill your sister yourself. This will never amount to anything in the movie. I'll never happen. Nope. They never attack the city. Nothing. And also it means that I'm

not doing anything because the whole thing is killing your sister. You've already got all the generals on your side. Clearly, you guys were all playing fucking Dungeons and Dragons earlier. Anyway. And by the way, somewhere in the midst of this, we do see a quick like the queen walks away to something. She does two claps and then a slave comes. And so now two claps means come take orders. Like come on. It's like in a space movie where they do the same beepy-de-boops on the computer every time. It does a different thing. Yeah, no, it's it's claps over your right versus your left shoulder. That's what's fucking out.

Yeah. So, okay, now we have we cut over to a lot and it'll just getting married, right? Yeah. I guess. Yeah. If weddings equal lots of palm leaves or something, then I guess, yeah, okay, sure. It's a good getting some kind of palm fronding done to them or whatever. I thought they were just getting fanned. Like, we were like, you, sure. Yeah, they're getting some kind of palm-fronting done to them or whatever. I thought they were just getting fanned.

Like, people are like, you look warm, like, I guess that's wedding. And yeah, they've got a shake hand with all the named characters and some of the non-named ones, really. Like, we can't, you don't want to just skip through all of that. And one of them has a wedding gift of like some bread and a bowl of ranch dressing, by the way. I was like, oh, that's nice of the, I see you. I just, I thought that was a bowl of salt until they just started eating it. It and a bowl of ranch dressing by the way. I was like, no, that's not so the, I see you. I thought that was a bowl of salt until they just started eating.

It is a bowl of salt. Probably is a bowl of salt. Are they just sitting there eating handfuls of salt? It's a bowl of salt and she eats the handful of it and the actress may very clearly gave her actual salt because the actress is like, I think, oh, man, I really don't know what that was. I'm not saying thing until Wednesday now. It's her wedding so she's got it pretend.

Oh, there's a fan, fantastic salt. Yeah, that guy is definitely the person who went outside of the registry for you. Yeah, she's like trying to, she's like passive aggressively. Oh, that's weird. I don't get a hunt. Did you put salt on the, did you put a big, I don't, did you put a bowl of salt on the registry, bowl of salt on the registry that I remember? Mm, thank you so much, though.

Now we get to carry things home from the wedding. Yeah, it's great. But now, okay, so but now at that exact moment, the big ass, hella might horse arm is coming. So the yo-yo-lating old lady brigade sounds the alarm. And this brings in probably my favorite character in the entire film, lady who lied about being able to do that tongue thing. I know that's a real thing, so like not to make fun of that, but the third lady very clear was just like, oh the tongue thing? Yeah, absolutely

What are you guys doing When the fourth lady received the signal I wanted her so badly just be like I mean, I think she's giving us a signal I don't know Francineine lied on her fucking resume. She likes starts trying to do it. The horse is. Oh, Wait, this is so much more efficient. Why did we just yell horses are coming to begin?

We should add claps. What we need is claps guys. Yeah, because it's the torch method of like oh They like the torches and see like in the whole order of the rings and probably in history somewhere, but I don't Great wall of China and shit. Yeah, so it's like that method except high-pitched obnoxious noises where it sounds like hey Can someone answer the fucking phone? I just wanted to see where one of those ladies stubs her tone. She's like oh Right now everyone takes you to being attacked. Never should have bought that hit tocky. And as they're getting ready for battle, my only thought was, oh, please God, don't

gird your lines. You can't, they can't get any more girded. There's no room for girded lines anymore. You'll be wearing a thong if you gird those fucking lines. I also love the choice of weapons that they have there because they're like they're walking out like handing everybody their little one wouldn't weapons. Some people are getting the access and shit, but some people very much are not. There's like a tennis racket.

Cricket band. No, bro, that's fucking nothing. Shubbles, a lot of people get battle shovels and that fucking sucks. Fucking shovels are like a tier one weapon for that too. That's like a good shit. Yeah, well I mean, crook is the pinnacle. So yeah. Yeah.

So I got a post holer. How am I going to fucking lose a possible? They're so heavy. All right, so and then so the queen is like, uh oh, the hell mites are attacking. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Guys are just in stabbing distance. Yeah, of course she outsmarts him though. He picks out all his best assassins and then she sends them to the front lines. Uh oh. Yeah. She's last say. There's only one option, which is for him to do.

No, he's not going to do it. I know he's not. Yeah. He's not going to do it. Right. Well, that's it. She's like, she's smart, but not smart enough right? Because she says like, uh, hi, I figured out that you were sending assassins after me.

So now I'll let you stand next to me with a knife the whole time. Now stand behind me with your sword and guard me. Exactly. Exactly. I guess she knows how lazy he is though because he's not going to do it. I guess. And then we go back to Mitt Romney's tent and I love it because there's such a married couple foul here that you just he says,

oh, I'm so sorry, hon, on your wedding day. I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was, I was really into it. On your wedding day, he said that's actual life. I'm not joking. You're right. You guys. So, okay. And now we see just how many fucking horses and extras they invested in this piece

of shit when they line up for battle. The elements come, they burn down the Hebrew camp, right? Fuck their leantos. Oh, this is going to take hours to replace. Their camp is so shitty that the horse people are doing them a favor, by the way. Really? Oh, you cleaned it for us. Yeah, exactly, exactly.

Looks better. And, by the way, Really? Oh, you cleaned it for us. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Looks better. And by the way, I don't know about you guys. I would not be good at all the general and miscellaneous and sundry battle shouting. I feel like I would want to focus on my hand-to-hand combat. There's a lot everybody. Oh, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, yeah, and I just I wouldn't be good at that. You gotta be able to multitask man, back then they could really multitask. It feels like when you're watching the theater production they try to do audience participation like fucking cat. I just want to sit. Come on. All right, so the but the L.O.I.S. assume that all the juice chickened out since there was nobody there,

but lot is ready to spring his trap. He's got oil that he's going to set on fire and trap them when they come running after he's got, okay, so first he's going to send a bunch of guys out. Guys are like laser pointers for LMI's, don't worry, they'll follow them. And when they follow our guys, we're going to set fire to a little thing that you could actually just run through and be fine because it's only like three inches. Yeah, but they'll all stop anyway and then we'll win because they'll be stopped. Right, you could run through it or if you don't want to get semi-warmed, you could also walk four feet to around it.

Around it, yeah, either side. Yeah, yeah, but that's their big fucking plan. And by the way, as they're charging, we get the, I don't know who the fuck these people, the Hellenites, I guess, whatever they're supposed to be. We get, he's shouts again, and the miscellaneous battle shouting, the word of the day is kill. That's just like, oh, I'll tell that to Phoebe. She's homeschooled now. So the word of the day is kill. Number of days. I really wanted Pee me herman to pop up and like, ping pong balls come running down on I wanted to cut to like one of his generals go what the fuck did you think we were gonna do up until now, right?

Like you thought we were just gonna we were gonna we had our spaser set on stun fuck you. I mean, it's good luck that that day happened to be the word of the day I Crunch or something, you know, and they'd be like ah fuck All right, so yeah, so they set off this elaborate ass, fuck, how are we gonna use that? All right. So, yeah. So they set off this elaborate ass trap where there's like gears that have robot shoes kicking balls through fucking hoops. And then that sets this fire off the fucking wall of fire. And they set it off with like a hundred feet to spare so that the guy could just be like,

oh, everybody, well, definitely should stop then. If this is, if it's moving, this is everybody, well, definitely should stop then. If this is, it's the movie. This is harmful, then we'll stop ahead of time. I also love that they set the ignition to like, well, okay, lot, you're gonna have to absolutely nail this 90 yard throw with the bowl, though, but assuming that, yeah, so all the Jews pop up and start throwing rocks at them,

and they have no idea how to handle that shit. I gotta say, though, we get, we get a battle scene, a long, long battle scene. And I'm sitting there thinking, you know, this is better than today's action movies because I'm genuinely not sure if these people are dying or not. Like I do mine. How come you're not gonna die? We probably lost at least 30 horses or so. Yeah, a tremendous amount of my notes here are just, ah, the 1960s when how you

did Firestunts was just lighting Larry the stunt man on fire. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Exactly. Quick shot of two guys wrestling off a horse and the horse clearly tramples them to death. Like, and the like, well, we have the footage though. I mean, what it might as well, it would be an insight to this. That legacy. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. That's how Larry would have wanted it.

They died doing what they love. Harmful stunts. Yeah, getting absolutely led to their death without safety codes. Yeah, so Melky or notices that they've got the big, you know, oil thing at the top and that that's the key to this firewall. So he runs up to take care of that isch mail follow them isch mail pulls out his own shepherd crook ninja to right. Yep.

And then fucking lots is hey man, I appreciate the enthusiasm, but that's kind of my fucking thing, right? It's not like a thing. That's a lot thing. Okay. We're already like white guys in our late 30s early 40s. I really need you to let us be differentiated. All right. 40s. I really need you to let us be differentiated.

All right, so the fire goes out. That means that now the bad guys, the elements can get through their fire wall and attack anyway. So they have to retreat and use the damn. They're going to blow the damn and get everybody wet now. So I got a quick question though. Before that, they're firing arrows through the fire and they become fire arrows. I see this in movies and I'm like, is that really worse than an arrow? Like, oh, there's an arrow in my heart. Oh, and it's on fire. Oh.

Now my days are ruined. If anything, that'll help. It'll cauterize it or something. Yeah. So yes, so they retreat to the dam. They're gonna like break that down and flood the valley or whatever. And this is and my thought is and I'm sorry again, but my thought is just like, yeah, they're like, yeah, we can ride across the harmless fire now. And I'm like, that was always

allowed. Yeah. Yep. That was adoption the whole time. Yeah. And so, you know, we have the whole like, can they destroy the dam and tell you how they can they can. And then we get the point of this scene, which is to realize how much worse like flood the valley had to be back in the pre CGI days. Like, okay, right. They killed some extras with it, but it wasn't very impressive. It's just a guy throwing a bucket of water at a television showing this movie. It really is. And by the way, when they were fighting on top of the dab, there was one quick death scene where it was absolutely an extra that fell and was looking at the camera.

Like, does it look real? Guys, does it look real? Like he's looking real. Oh, I've got him so good. So yeah, but ultimately they win the, the hell might have to like run off, but, but damn it. If they're whole fucking town wasn't burnt down, long the way. We have a quick scene where the, the queen has to talk shit to the prince. You know, she's like, ha, ha, you didn't even get to stab anybody and we won the fight.

They're consistent in that they don't know you can just walk 14 feet to your left. They can't get through the fire. They can't get through the tiny amount of water that I guess is fatal to them. You know, and there's so many little things this fight scene I love. One of them was they accidentally showed two people on the same side, finding each other. Did you guys that? There's two of the guys that were dressed all in black. Like, God, you're not. Uh-uh. Two extras actually gotten fighting. They just went, well, that's really good.

Let's keep that. Yeah. And during the Queen's like, I'm glad that you've won the battle thing. My favorite moment is like three of the Jews are like, yeah, it's killer. And a lot of people say, what? That wasn't a refining and they're like, Oh, inside dude inside boy, his male. Yeah, right. Well, because they're like, yeah, but you have slaves. So we should kill you too. And he's like, dude, we don't they just burned down our fucking lean to us. I was gonna ask if we could crash on her couch. Read the room. Okay, exactly, exactly.

And she's like, yeah, you can stay with us in lots. Like, we'll accept your generous offer of shelter, but only if, and I'm like, how the fuck are you gonna put a condition on that, man? So now that we get to see, like, it's the next day or whatever, the Jews are looking over their burned over village and everything and they're fucked up damn. They all have a nice drink of mud, but the mud tastes a little weird.

I wanted him so badly to be like, just taste like dead bodies. But even worse, it tastes like salt. It turns out that when they blew their damn, they uncovered a bunch of salt and now their fields are all salted and they'll never grow land there. Yeah. This mud is salty. Yeah. I like my mud to have a little bit more of a mommy.

Anyway, so, but at any rate, then he realizes, hey, you know what we could do? We could just sell the salt. Duh. We'll be salt salesmen. And everybody's like, fuck, yeah, man. Salt salesman and everybody's like fuck yeah, man salt salesman. Yeah, yeah, they become merchants of salt Which is 100% the title of some alt-right podcast All right well upon the realization that we just watched an hour and a half of film that could have been summed up with a narrator at the beginning of the movie saying

Lot was a wealthy salt merchant that lived in Sodom. I think we all need a break. But first, let me give back three of the hard sell. Is anybody gonna butt fuck anybody? Like, we're in Sodom. Would you make a movie about Paris and never show the Eiffel Tower? Would they at least have had every third person kind of walk and funny in the background? Find out the answers to these questions and more when we return for the almost entirely non-biblical conclusion of the last days of Sodom and Gomorrah He brews hear me for today. I shall reveal a plant to conquer the Helimites I was ha ha Hey

First we shall build a fake village for them to burn down. Wait, why? Because while they are burning it, we shall prepare our underground oil tube, which we'll use to create a wall of fire in front of their horses. Wait a wall of what now? What if they go a different direction?

Different direction, right? Yeah. They will not, don't worry. Then while they're trapped between a firewall and a fake village, we shall surprise them with our stone throwers. And our rake guys, I'm sorry, rake guys, yes, rake guys, our rake guys. I'm sorry rake guys. Yes, rake guys. I'll rake guys. She'll be the fear of the hella mites. None shall survive. Question. Yes. Could we dedicate some of the time we spend on a very specific flame wall

to making some swords? So we don't have to use rakes. Oh, Ishmael, you fool. What would we do with the swords after? Think. A rake is still a rake after the battle. I mean, yeah, but look, I haven't even gotten to the damn attack yet. So let's hold all the questions till I get through the plan, huh? Damn attack. Yes, but that's only if a rate guys and a one directional firewall failed. So, okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. And we're back for still more of this shit. And apparently we're gonna cut till it, years in the future, which is weird for a movie called The Last Days of Sodom and Gomorrah that so much of it happened years earlier. Yeah, really stretching the definition of last days. I mean, they are days.

They were all days. But anyway, now a lot is a wealthy salt merchant and Ishmael is collecting money to buy slaves their freedom. Now, there is going to be a very like, damn it Ishmael abolition again, kind of a feel to this whole scene, right? Yep. He like shows up at lots. And he's like, dude, can we free the fucking slaves already and lots like me.

That's what you said like you said with every goddamn time we talk, dude. Ishmael is unequivocally the only good character. Yeah, he is. He is a fucking hero. Yeah, he's out there. He's letting another dude fuck his wife because he cares about slavery so much. He's like, I don't know time for keep track of who's fucking who's wife. Can we get these people out of slavery?

I also love how he tries to bring lots of wife into it. He's like, come on, you were a slave, right? Right? And she goes, and her actual line is she's like, I wasn't, man, I wasn't a mind slave like I had to fuck the queen like that. Yeah, she's like you and your identity politics come on. But ismail said mean things to lots wife. So that's where that's where this is going to end. That's like, hey man, you need to you need to fuck off.

I'll tell you exactly how this scene ends. It, it, it does what happens in a lot of scenes in this movie, which is whenever they don't know how to get out of the scene, they just do a face smash kiss. It's just like, yes, they do. His life's wife is talking, they're like debating and he's just like, and then they're like, okay, I guess that's the cut. Yes, there's a weird fucking conversation that goes on before that, though, right? Like, so after Ishmael leaves, last wife turns turns to him, it'll deter so many goes, she goes, okay, so who's the top Jew all time, all time, who's the top of the ranking?

Right. He goes, oh, that's my uncle Abraham. Yeah, no question. He's the top Jew. And she's like, okay, what would you have to do to be top Jew? He's like, this is a weird conversation. We're going to have to smash the smushire way out of the scene or something. I obviously have to win the Shepherd's crook fighting tournament.

Yeah, but he's, have you seen Abraham with the, with the hook? It's unbelievable. It's crazy. I don't even want to get into you. You think I look good? I, he just mops the floor with me. Sorry. All right.

So then we cut over to his daughter who is still fucking Dr. Strangen and in this scene, Dr. Strangen's, we opened, this is so weird of a place to open this goddamn scene. They opened this scene on him having just told this daughter that he had fucked the other daughter. Yeah. But we don't hear that happen, right? We get there for the reaction and we have to piece that together.

Yeah. If I hadn't seen this scene, you couldn't get me to believe that it was real. I mean, it was, what's happening here? Can anyone really break down? So like, Dr. Strange thinks it would be really hot or something if he's like, hey, a fuck your sister.

And he's like, yeah, I mean, I fucked your dad, to have fucked your whole family and just makes you even hotter for him. You admit it. And then she's like, I guess I mean, I fucked your dad to have fucked your whole family and just make she even hotter for him. You'd meet it. And then she's like, I guess, yes, I don't. I'm not. Cause then they fuck afterwards. Now, like, honestly, let's be honest though,

we've read the Bible, right? This whole, do I remind you of your father? He nailed her kick. Yeah. Right? Like that doesn't work often, but he nailed it for her. And I have here that there are how many fetishes are they trying to squeeze into one thing? Oh, yes.

If he was on PornHub, it would be in every single camera. It would be the top movie on every thing you click on. He also tries to initiate an MMF threesome here with a guy who randomly walks in. Yeah. And the guy's like, uh, no. Yeah, really? This guy walks in, the soldier walks in, and she's and he's like oh hey you want a Dave's here. You want a fuck Dave? It's Sodom you're you can fuck Dave

He's like oh this is perfect. I'll leave you with this random guard and you can fucking I'm gonna see if you have any extended family. I can fuck yeah And the and she's like I guess Dave you and the and Dave's like I cannot fucking believe that you would do this to me And then he dips the fuck out. You said you texted me 911 emergency. You're showing me the fuck one of the, come on man. Do you know how long it takes to wipe this? Ah, I hate you.

And then we're like, it's like that did or didn't work? I don't know, I still don't know. Like what was the plan? Was this a plan? Did it work. I don't know. I still don't know. Like what was the plan? Was this a plan? Did it work? I don't fucking know. And then my last note is he can't even let her head go where it wants to consensually. He's got he's like, they're the whole scene. He's like turning her head now. Look over here. Now you will look over here. This is all consensual, right? Yep. It's 1962. Everything's great. That's what passed for consent back then. Yeah. All right, so now is the time on Sprockets when we dance again. I

You I laughed for a minute when I saw this note while I was watching Before and a half goddamn minutes now in this movie that we've already been watching for an hour and a half now All of a sudden there's this long fucking pointless dance scene. Yep. But we get a quick shot of an old Jew in the crowd that's like, get a load of this sexy dance. They are scandalized. Also, the movie gets bored of this dance halfway through. It does. Like, I just want to say, as a magician, I totally feel the sexy dancers pain when you're performing and then everyone in the party just starts before you're finished. Just talking to Uncle Murray.

I got it. I just want to say I felt so safe. See I had a similar thing because as a musician, I was like, God, how bored. This is live music. Oh, we got the DJ running the sexy music track. Imagine being a biblical era musician and you just have to play the same shitty flute riff for like nine years.

Second. Do do do do do. Oh, oh, my God. Fuck, I can't do so. Here's a hug that spike. Yeah, I can't do so. Here's a ditty you might all be familiar with. It's called doodly doodly do.

Kind of snake charming. All right. Orange hour 54. It's called doodly doodly do kind of snake charming. All right. Orange hour 54. Let's get this cracking. No, it's different than the snake charming. The snake charming one is done, done, done, done, done. Mine is done, done, done, done, done, done, done, done. It's different.

It's opposite. I'm married to a folk musician. I've had this fight. All right. So now apparently this is a ceremony where the Jews have paid off their debt or some shit and the queen at the end of all of this goddamn dancing names lot, the first minister of Sodom, which sounds against sexier than it is. Yeah.

The Eli Bautic story. My porn. Yeah. But Dr. Stranger's piss. He wanted to be the first minister of sought of God. Jim it. Meanwhile, outside during the sexy dancing, Ishmael wanders off, you know, to connive and plot with his incessant abolition. He's got a few conspirators and they spring their slave revolt.

Now apparently their plan was to open the gate. That's it. End of plan. Yeah. Now apparently their plan was to open the gate. That's it. And to plan. Yep, that was my plan. Which I'll be honest again, that's what a good guy would do. The one good character. Oh yeah, who by the way is not the like chosen by God one. No, the important he's doing the shit.

He comes into the town. He's like, there is fucking slavery happening. Let's end slavery and Lot Romney's like, well, yeah, but what about the market? Or say, yeah, exactly. Yeah, exactly. To fuck the economy. To fuck the economy.

Oh, so, it's the thing. So we can't, we can't, we can, this is the supply side. I can not, and this guy who's not the main character is like, fuck it, I'm gonna disobey your dumb ass, not wanting to rock the, but Lot Rom, fuck it, I'm going to disobey your dumbass not wanting to rock the ball. Lot of these, I'm not making this up. The part of the scene was, hey man, we can do this by lot.

If we just wait another few midterm elections, we can have semi majority in the Senate. And we can introduce a bill that will slowly over the next 30 years reduce the number of slaves that are in this town. And the good guys like, no, how about we just open this fucking wooden gate of slaves? And he's like, I'm going to go do that. And he's like, not the protagonist. No, mind blowing. Well, because if he was to protagonist, he would have realized before that that he should

have had like weapons for them or something. Right? Because they run out, they all run out of the thing and and they're like, hey, I'm gonna escape slave Let me hide in your house and I was like, no, no, you can't hide in my house and then the fucking dr. Straits I love this so much. He walks up to his sister. He's like, hey Apropos and nothing If I stopped a I don't know slave, for example, could I be the first minister? And she's like, I don't know, go stop a slave revolt, more of all can see. No, there isn't one. I'm just saying, you know, in general, like, just as a question, just

generally. I love when we get the montage of all the different biblical locking mechanisms. Yeah. That was awesome. By the way, one of them was clearly the rake shop. Did you notice that? Like, you can't hide in my rake shop. These things are deadly goddamn it. Yeah. You need a permit to come in here and operate a rake.

Yeah. So 30 day waiting period on some of these. Yeah. So yes, so the print sets out to stop all those runaway slaves and nobody will let the slaves hide because this is a terribly orchestrated revolt. And the queen stops the sexy dance party right in the middle of it. She's like, Hey, guys, sorry to step stop the sexy dance party. I just want to let everybody know I heard about a little slave revolt.

I'm going to turn my back. I'm going to little slave revolt. I'm gonna Turn my back. I'm gonna count to 10 if all the slaves are back in their pen by the time I turn around No one will get any trouble and we can go back to sexy dancing But actually the prince has already stopped like he's already caught all the slaves. That was it was a 10 seconds Oh, isn't this weird the thing I said hypothetically like And it's like, oh, isn't this weird? The thing I said hypothetically, like, what did the count? Like, whoo! The odds.

It's crazy. I was just, I was going to sell all my stocks anyways. It's the thing. Cause the two, I sell them every Tuesday. Oh, I'm going to go to jail. No, I am not because there are no counts going on. No, no counts going to be. Yeah, yeah, we should, we should point out to our listeners,

because we record a little in advance this time of year. Like if you'll recall all the way back to a week and a half ago, we thought that that was bad thing to sell your stocks when you, anyway. So yeah, they've stopped the slave revolt. They've captured all of the slaves and they've captured the leader isch mail. Yeah. The good guy, the hero of this movie. Well, and just to prove that, just to prove how much lot is not the hero, a lot goes like, hey, could we save just this guy? Could I, could I spend, you, we're the Jews, so we get to be in charge of that guy. And ish male is like, no, I want to go with the slaves, because I'm the only moral person

in this entire movie. Yeah. But what's amazing is he's, he's having this like huge dramatic acting moment. He's like, no, you must shake me. You must shake me and lots like, okay, Ishmael relax. All right, we get it. You want to stay with the slaves? Yeah, we're all on here.

Here's your comment. Can you join me in the other room for a whisper fight? Ishmael, you are embarrassing me in front of the Sodomites. Ishmael you are embarrassing me in front of the Sodomites And the queens like no actually this is great cuz we're done with the sexy dancing now we can burn God the slaves alive that'll be great that'll be super fun and lots like well We don't want to watch slaves burn two week guys two we Do we guys guys and all the Jews are like, I mean, I would like to watch a little bit of slave burning. Is it just me? I watch a lot of the slave burnings happening

anyway. It's not like today. It's not going to happen. Everybody will be talking about it tomorrow at work. And I will be the only one who doesn't know what it is end it. No, no, I'm not missing the slave burning. This is like Game of Thrones all over again. I had the whole thing spoiled for me. This scene has so much fucking range. I got this is just incredible. I really, this is 10 minutes of magic. Isn't this one room?

We get that all that we've covered. And then the Jews that are all like kind of yell, like we do actually want to watch a slave burning of them being honest. And it keeps going from there. It's, it's, it's, it's, no, because this seat is just ramping up. There's still a damn sword fight in it, right? Because, oh, God, yes. All of a sudden out and nowhere they have, they have a religion wide vote as to whether they want to watch slaves be tortured to death. Um, they do. And then fucking Dr. Strange turns to lot and says, Oh, you think that's bad. I fucked both your daughters. Yeah. To be fair, he delivers a pretty awesome singer here. He's like, Hey, do you remember when you said you'd kill me if I fucked your

daughter? I guess you're going to have to kill me twice BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE So yeah, so they go to sword fight for a little while. Boy, I've movie sword fights gotten better since 1962 So they have to fight and this is a case this happens from time to time in in any movie that got off of movies or you know Whatever where I write a joke, but then it turns out I wrote was writing the movie Yeah, all the time we they're fighting with swords, you know, actual weapons. Yep. And I wrote, well, lots, nothing without his wobbly shepherds hook thing. And then he fucking drops his sword, you know, an actual weapon. And he goes and gets his fucking wobbly shepherds hook.

I was joking. I didn't mean it. I mean, oh, yeah, but no, but that turns the fucking tie to the battle. He's like, he's getting beat. He's getting beat. He grabs his shepherd's cookies. Like, here, Bucky on the face. Ha, ha, ha, ha. It's either the weakest fucking sort of the strongest fucking shepherds thing. He's he hacks it several times. He's like, I'll just block that. Exactly. Just blocks the serpent event that we get a moment toward the end of this fight where the real misstep by Dr. Strange was he

decides to try to parry a series of harmless staff. Poocings, you know, like, he's getting poked out with the curved part of the stat like this is nothing. You don't need to even worry about it. We like tries to parry them like, oh, I can't keep up with those attacks. And then he loses. At one point, fucking lot hooks him on the back of the neck with the shepherds. Yes.

Fins him around a la Mario throwing Bowser from the tail. That was so amazing. Yeah. I was like, like, that is exactly what I do if I was making fun of this scene. Okay. But to be fair, the conclusion of this scene, I paused it because I was laughing so hard, right? So as you expect, the daughter runs over and throws herself on top of the brother and

she's like, no, don't murder him, Papa. And he just does murder him. Yes. It is the first time in a movie I have ever seen that where it's like Please no papa and the protagonist is just like stab He's laying there in his daughter's arm. Lotta's like loud starter is holding this man It's in nobody made love to me. We're in love daddy. And he just taps him to death And then the queen says you are are a true son of my lot. And I was like, did he fuck the guy in the answer?

I didn't touch that. I didn't touch that. Yeah, the queen comes over and she's like, hey, I, you know, not for nothing, but great job murdering my brother. What's like, I don't, thanks, I guess. I don't even know. Now, and then of course, the queen says, you know, but like, but hey, wait a minute,

aren't you a murderer as the judge of all the Jews? Don't you have to judge yourself now? Yes. And this is where he's like, yes, I do. And she's like, if you were judging yourself, what would you try yourself for? And he was like, I would sentence me to jail to be tried for his. That's not how it works at all. Because through an extensive appeals court process,

every the trial, then I'd appeal it to the ninth. And then if I could win my appeal to me You make the mistake of asking Andrew. I Really really wanted to watch this trial Lot you stand accused of murder. How do you plead? Not guilty your honor, but more. I request you recuse yourself from the trial. Ha ha ha! Oh yes, why is that? Because you are the murderer. How dare you, sir! I'll hold you in contempt. Oh, you know it's true, because after all, I am guilty. My God, what have I done?

Dude, these Jews are fucking nuts. Right? Hey, can I have some of your poop? I told you to order your own. I-I-I wasn't hungry. Well, now, of course you're hungry. Get your hands off me. Get your hands off me! RUNNING Exactly. This movie was not too late to save this movie, is all we're saying.

Yeah. And Elder is following behind him going like Hey, dude, don't you just you volunteered for the fucking death penalty Did you see that you just volunteer for the death that stupid your fucking stupid stop it? She's like the guy very clearly like challenged you to a duel I don't this feels not like your fault and he's like no, sorry I mean he was laying there helpless when I stabbed him in the heart He's like I don't free slaves that I could easily free. I mean, he was laying there helpless when I stabbed him in the heart.

He's like, I don't free slaves that I could easily free and I don't care that there's murder and all the slave torture and stuff, but rules are rules. I have to sentence myself to jail for, yeah. Yeah, apparently. Yeah, so okay. Now all the people in the city have shown up to watch the rebellious slaves get executed with the, you know, the little spinny thing they use in prices right again with the overcomplicated torture and we watch her realize it's disappointing right so

they're all on the spinning wheel from wheel of fortune she slathers them with oil which is right from prices right vertical yeah they spin the wheel and then they go over fire so they catch on fire and we get to watch the queen be like Oh, this will be long and nope. They all just caught fire And then she says it's just stop the wheel so they stop it and for the rest of the scene I'm imagining that the dead body that's on the bottom They almost be like what is fucking gross? Like, oh my God. Maybe I just turn off the fire or anything. Yeah. Yeah. Wheel in the sky keeps on burning.

All right. And then, so we cut the lot. He's in prison, either in a dungeon. Like, he's sometimes he's in a dungeon, but sometimes he's like looking out a window at what's happening in the torture. It's it's very confusing. So he's got to pray now. He's toad sorry that he led the Hebrews into Sodom. God, this is this is fucking Oscar clip, right? Oh, yeah, very much so. Yeah, that's the one.

And then a bunch of angels pop out of Marcellus Wallace's briefcase or something apparently. Double Santa's. Why? Okay. Okay. So yeah, so these two angels show up glowing in gold and they're like, yeah, you know, this is, it's a good thing that you prayed right now, this moment because we were just about to come in here and destroy this city with brimstone and kill everyone in it. And lot to his credit is like, even

the babies and the angels are like, yes, especially the babies. Yeah, you've seen evil babies perverted ass babies they have in this town. Are you fucking give course to babies? Yeah. By the way, spoiler alert, this movie will go on to prove that it has evil children. So, yeah. So I love, I mean, if we look at this character of Lot Romney, he is a complete asshole who lives and does all the things that the Sotomites do and his cool slavery does all this evil stuff. But then once he, he's gonna suffer, he's like, oh, but I'm gonna get Awee, so good. Yep. Yeah. Fix it and then he's the hero.

And you are the chosen person, Lot. You're fucking awesome for why? No idea. This does. Amazing. And then they do, okay. So first of all, they completely fuck up everything biblical in this, because this is where Lot does the whole,

but what if I find 40 men who are 210 650 cents and cement envelopes that are not you know and They're supposed to be Abraham first of all. A lot is the one guy that they managed to find and it's not like he then goes on and looks for people that are Innocent right? No, we just we just watch him negotiate with himself. He's like 50 40 30 and the angels are like, what do I hear? What, yeah.

What are you doing, man? Should I, yeah, keep going, I guess. And I always thought when I read this in the Bible, A, it was hilarious that he was like haggling with God. I always thought that he was funny concept. And then B, I love that he has to go count him. Like, well, you're God. Like, can you just tell me how many they are?

I don't know. Why do I have to fucking count? I don't know. So, yeah. So the angels reluctantly agree that if there are 10 good men in this city, God won't destroy it. So then the way that it plays out this movie, what gets all the good people, the fuck out of the city, so God can't destroy the babies.

Like, I wanted him to get like three quarters of the way out of the city and be like, oh, I was supposed to be looking for 10 guys. You know what, we're almost gone. We're just sad. I feel bad now. But by the way, he didn't do all this in time to save those poor people who are burned to death on a wheel of fire. Like, he comes out like the minute she's like, oh, they're dead.

He's like, I'm here. I'm here. Exactly. A little later. I'm a little later. And meanwhile, the angels are like, wait, are you supposed to offer your daughters up for a gang rape or something? Are we not doing that bit?

We're not doing that bit. Okay. Not doing that bit. No. No, did you get the rewrite? We're not, no, hold on, change script. I'm, yeah. Cut that out. So, and then lot like he finished his office, a little prayer of the angels, disappeared. not doing that but now did you get the rewrite we're not no hold on change script yeah yeah so and then lot like he finishes off as a little prayer the angels disappear it's

like I think Jehovah for his mercy as it pertains to destroying this city with flaming rocks the mercy is what struck me about that yeah and this is where we get another standup calmy routine it's great because lots just in the town square like talking and they're like, Hey, again, actors, everything he says is funny for no reason. And you just laugh out loud. He a lot. Yeah. A lot of airline food. It's not very good. I wanted him to start throwing in jokes, but those ones get no reaction. He's just like, please, the Lord will destroy this place. Okay. All right. How about about this instead of the coronavirus, how about the blue moon virus? Because it only, oh, anyways, don't look back.

Stop but fucking each other. And they like, keep, keep, keep, keep, hold on. We got to stop. All right. All right. So God frees ish mail and and lot they go out they try to convince all of the people that you know that they're the city's going to be destroyed. They all laugh at them. And this is okay. I want to point this out because this is so I don't want to be the fucking fanboy complaining about how Rosalgo never did train Batman to be an engine. But like as you're walking out of the prison, the angels blind the prison guards. That's not, it's your, it's the rape gang that the angels were supposed to blind. I'm so fucking cheated. I waited two fucking hours for this. Someone in the writer's room was like, so we're just losing the lightning blinding entirely. No, Steve, you can keep the lightning blinding. Do you want a lightning blind, some guards? Yes.

I do. I do want a lightning blinding. Well, I thought like, okay, the reason they're doing all this weird stuff with the sister's fucking doctor strange is that they're setting up for when he's going to be like, here, take my, or yeah, take my daughters because like they fuck anyone. You know, I, I though they were trying to prime the pump for that a little bit. So it's like, so like, you know, it's more understandable that lot made that decision or something. And then they just know that something, but no, they just cut out all of the stuff from the Bible. Oh,

yeah. And okay, I love this. So he does lot gives everybody the big, you know, God's going to destroy your city speech. And he does the whole Jerry McGuire who's coming with me bet right? No, we just do we we there's butt stuff here. So yeah, just that one old guy who recovered from his double whip death. Yeah, someone guy. And then of course the queen is she's like, yeah, it's a bunch of bullshit. And then like lightning strikes right next to her and she goes, yep, lightning, whatever. Which by the way, she will spend the rest of the movie no matter what happens going,

oh, okay, I get it. Angels showed up and hit you with a fiery sword. I'm a queen. That shit happens. This, this happens frequently in the Bible in that because the actual version, in so far as there is any real story here what happened was some guy told some bullshit that wasn't real and some people went yeah that's not fucking real dude I don't believe you but in the Bible written

version of it they say well and then fire brimstone literally fucking came out of the earth and like a dragon and all the shit that you obviously would see and believe and then the people were still like, nah, I don't believe it. Yeah. Exactly. Exactly. So yeah, so a lot of advice everybody come with him. He leads all the righteous people out of the city. The daughters are still kind of mad about him killing their fuck body but they go with

him anyway. Hey, one of the daughters delivers this like, oh, I am so going to look at your dick when you're drunk It's the fucking best. I'm gonna rape you in a cave. You know, and he has to warn it He's like and whatever you do, don't look back or the I'm the benevolent being will turn you to salt, right? We all know this is yet another way that all the miracles happen in the Bible. Okay, you can't look at it. Yes, yes. There's a miracle happening behind you, but trust me, if you look, you'll die.

Oh my God, I wish you could see this smiting. It's a real doozy. It is. Oh, look at all the smiting. Why? No, no, they put in their own book, the part where the magician asked everyone to close their eyes. Yeah, right? Yeah. Why would you do that? It got better. in their own book, the part where the magician asked everyone to close their eyes. Right?

Yeah. Why would you do that? It got better in it. And I love it, too, because his wife, the whole thing with lots of wife, you know, we all know the pillar of salsa, but I love it because she's like, I tried, she has a scene where she's like, I tried to believe, but it's just, it's too fucking stupid. There's no way. I can't believe in your dumb god.

Like it's, uh, it's her entire monologue at the end end of this movie is her just being like, wait, they're going to turn people into salt for looking. That's, that's not fucking real eyes. They walk to the fucking city gates. The city gates open up and something's like it's a miracle. Like it croaker. I was like, she's like, it's fucking wind does that though, guys. Come on. I think it could be somebody standing over there. We don't know. And then of course, yeah, the city starts falling apart.

And the queen is just going like, well, guys, sometimes the city falls apart, right? It's just that time of year. And by the way, she squeezes in one last two claps. And I'm like, what does that mean? What is, oh, that one means the city's falling apart. It comes to the center of the palace. Yeah. That do claps means come stand over this rock that's about to fall on all of us. That's what clearly with that being. Yeah. And they're trying to make it like, of course, again, this is film the 1962. They don't have CG. Yeah.

So the way they do this is, first of all, they just like drop big rocks on people because those are extras They're cheap and you drop a big enough rock on them. You don't even have to pay them and they lean the cameras left and right Yeah, they're all the sudden on the Titanic Yeah, right exactly and of course the fucking Queen's like it's just it's a little bit of ground lean people We get ground lean this type of year. What the fuck is supposed to even be a flu? Relax, don't ruin my spring break. She's just like, it's a normal lightning flamequake Jesus people.

Yeah, when obviously, and this happens in Revelation too, which I find so funny, the book of Revelation where it's like, everyone's like, no, I still don't believe. Obviously, they would just be like, oh, fuck, dad is real. Okay. I'm with you, guys. Yeah. I believe my bed. My bed all takes us seeing one fucking smiting like I get it. I'm with you. Yeah. I mean, it could be yes or normal lightning flamequake, but the timing, the timing is hard to believe. Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, like we see a bunch of people, of course, it's Sodom. So I'm just like, oh, let's fuck quick before this bill. Oh, too late. God. Everyone gets really horny all of a sudden at the end of, hey, do you want to, oh, I can't resist. Let's fuck under this giant statue that's clearly about to fall right on us. Yeah. I mean, oh, my God. And I will tell you,

you know, if you've watched one miniature clay building fall apart, you have watched all of them fall apart. You just really no reason to watch six goddamn minutes of it. Oh, no, we literally see the same exact cut of the building falling down the same one. 17 times, I think. They just reuse the footage in the midst of all the, yeah, it's not not from 17 angles. No, all right So meanwhile all the good Hebrews are wandering out into the desert not looking back and ill that is so pissy about not getting to look back

She's like I bet this is so fucking awesome. I bet it's like really cool. And there's like colored flames and shit So she let she decides to look back and and her reasoning is I'm gonna look back And I'm gonna prove to lot that there is no God that it's actually just this force of his personality that is causing this city to explode Yeah, yeah kind of falls apart and she turns into the shitiest salt statue. Oh my god. Yeah You know someone walked in the props department and was like, you see, you guys have the assault statue, right? For a lot. And they were like, Ha, ha, do we have the assault statue? Oh, you just wait. Several layers of styrofoam we can put

on top of it. Oh, God. So man. And okay, here's what I love the most about this though, right? Because lots of there, just as she turns around, she turns around, she turns to salt. He cries. He drops to his knees and he starts to cry over her. It's not like human shapes. It's just a pillar of salt. No one else watched that happen, right? So they come up and he's just crying at the foot of a salt pillar and everybody else should

be going like, it's all right. We'll get you a new salt, right? Yeah, or is he like crying from the discovery of this magnificent salt pillar or something? Yeah Exactly exactly. I've never seen salt so beautiful But his daughters are like, oh dude. I'm so sorry that stepmom turned into salt That's so obviously what happened come on. Let's go rape you in a cave somewhere And that's it. It's over. That's it. That is the story of Sodom and Gomorrah. Yep. End day. So is what it says.

Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah. Exactly. I guess that's German. All right. So obvious question to close here. If your wife was going to be turned into a seasoning, which seasoning would you prefer that she was turned into? Pumpkin spice. Yeah. Well, that's honestly, obviously what Anna would turn into. Yeah. Rose Mary. I don't know. Excellent. All right. Well, Thomas, thanks again for hanging out with us. I know you've got a lot going on with everybody in your family on house arrest. I want to say you are absolutely our second favorite guest after Marsha. If you don't mind, can you remind our listeners where they can hear more from you? I don't know. Why don't you tell people where they can find Marsha. His shows, you're clearly

your favorite. Obviously, did Marsha give up his precious time? Yeah. Go check out opening arguments, seriously, and queries only, philosophers and space. Hey, we all need stuff to listen to while we're cooped up. Yeah, it never been a better time to check out a new podcast. Yeah, sure kids are yelling at you, popping those headphones, listen to some nice opening arguments. We did a really good opening arguments on just like kind of the legal Q&A

around coronavirus that I would highly recommend. Like, can Trump stop the election and that kind of stuff? Yeah, go check it out. Really, really good stuff. And if you haven't listened to opening arguments before, like honestly, if there's just one podcast you're going to check out with your social distancing time, that's the one to do it.

Like basically, they just take all of the news of the day and they break it down from a legal perspective. And they just keep you in the know, Andrew will do a much better job generally informing you of the legal ramifications of things than the major media will. So highly, highly recommend that and all the Thomas who shows. So while that's going to do it for our review of the last days of Sodom and Gamor, though, it's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to pay the bills next week. So Eli, tell us what's on deck. We'll be watching ambush time

traveling Christian kid Fountain men's good. Christians do history. That's always fun. Like today. No, it's not always fun now. And I think it's not it's obviously not always fun. But with that to look forward to, we are going to bring episode 241 to a merciful close. Once again, huge thanks to Thomas for helping us out today.

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That's the actual breakfast club close to the story in the Bible, in the Holy Bible, it's daughters. That's excellent. He's on the reel. Oh, joke. Sotomites went on to get way more interesting to watch on video.

Eli never recovered from the lack of poop eating scenes. That's your thing, That's not from... That was just... That's... That's not... That's in the... That's in there. It's not. Oh, it's in there. Ha ha ha ha! Fuck you.

I'd hang up right. We watched the 2018 documentary. It was 38. Yeah. Are we? Do we go down? Yeah. Yeah. I'll just age 28 here. That's it Morgan. That's all I do. We do. That's all I do. We do. We're cutting me like the fuck off. I'm doing we do one. I wrote a full, do we do one, but it was just a hate crime. Yeah, right.

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