God Awful Movies - 244: The Great Culling: Our Water

Episode Date: April 21, 2020

On this week’s episode: Eli, Marsh, and Heath combine forces in the form of fluoride to review the self-proclaimed documentary The Great Culling: Our Water. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh Check out Marsh's other podcasts: Skeptics with a K and Be Reasonable --------------------- Get great deals while supporting the show by checking out our sponsors: https://forhims.com/gam https://boxofawesome.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout) https://adamandeve.com (and enter promo code AWFUL at checkout) https://mejuri.com/awful --------------------- If you’d like to make a per episode donation, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

And then we get a few clips of the industrial revolution happening and that's supposed to be like the beginning of putting poison into the air and poison into the water. And yeah, there's something to that, but it's not the floor right. But it's not, it's not a fluid ride. He says the most venomous pollutant of all coming out of those industrial revolution factored and going into the air was fluid ride. It's like, yeah, but fluorine gas, not fluoride in the water.

Yeah. That's kind of like mixing up chlorine gas with table salt. It's that much of a difference. Exactly. Literally that. It's kind of like filling up the Hindenburg with water and being like, I don't understand why it's not flying.

You will be moved. Welcome back to God awful movies. For each week, watch another terrible movie so you don't have to. I'm your host, Heathen, right? And sitting about 600 miles to my left is my good friend Eli Bosnick. Eli How's it going buddy? Good. He's good. I have a little trouble hearing you there. What what did you say? Yeah. Did you know our microphones contain a lethal amount of lead and aluminum? I'll be podcasting from 22 feet away from now on. So okay. And sitting about 4,000 miles to my left is my great friend, Michael Marshall. Marshall, welcome back. He's there. You like thanks for having me back. Real pleasure

to be here. I want to tell you why, how I am. If at any point I drop out of this call, it's because people around me keep fucking burning down our cell towers. I know I'm going to burn in Liverpool like two streets from where I live, they burned down the fucking towers, thinking 5G causes COVID. I'm gone crazy. I'm spending so much time on webcam over the last few weeks that I feel I should be stripping for tips. That's how far I was, I was almost time I've spent on webcam recently. All right.

Well, now you know about the 5G situation. What is in there places that don't have 5G that have COVID? Is that, is that that confusing to people? I mean, yes, those, those places do exist. They absolutely do exist. Isn't there places that don't have 5G that have COVID? Is that that confusing to people? I mean, yes, those places do exist. They absolutely do exist. But the key about those places is you don't know about them if you don't look to find out about them.

So that really does have a real significant drawback to those places. Or is it? All right, let's get right into it. Tell us, Marsh, what are we going to be breaking down today? We watched the great Culling call on our water. It's the first film in a three-part series on how there's a big evil plan to depopulate the earth by poisoning our water with fluoride, which is obviously ridiculous because the evil depopulation plan is actually to fuck a bat in a bio lab in China and then spread the resulting disease via 5G

read a fucking blog sheet. Those are things people believe. Yeah, I like the idea that like the evil conglomeration that runs the world got their wires crossed and the fucking 5G COVID people had to like write an apologetic email to the fluoride people being like, oh, we did not realize you had started your project. We are so sorry. We will work towards synergy in the future. Hey, boss, we got the 5G thing.

COVID, wait, what? What did you say? I pulled the trigger on the COVID. Did you say? It's an awkward moment for the Illuminati. All right, Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you love the people who tweet death threats at Dr. Falsy, but you hate the concept of amounts, you will love this.

This is splashing around in a kiddie pool screaming. I'm drowning the documentary. And is there anything you guys would like to nominate this one for being the best at being the worst at? I've got to say best worst experts because I'm seeing a lot of documentaries where they're like, look at this guy. He's got a PhD, look at this lady, she's a professional scientist in this area. And this documentary isn't that. It's very much, we met the one dentist in all of America who thinks flu ride is a scam. And then we turn to Mike Adams, the fucking health ranger. Mike Adams appeared on screen and I almost spat out the tea that I was drinking and how ridiculous it was that we were turning to Mike Adams. And then we turned to a lady who was just labeled activist, just active. She's amazing.

All right. I'm going to go with best worst pop scares. So yeah, oh my god. Well, first of all, they do way too many of these and they're way too long. Like most of the time they're trying to make something sound extra evil in their little moment. And then they show us like 10 minutes of just water pouring from faucets. You can't have a pop scare montage. That's not a thing. It's too long. A dentist giving a talk on fluoride suddenly goes to black and white.

We'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll get to it. But the best one, I got to mention this, it comes right near the beginning. So we'll talk about it in a second. But Chris Maple, the guy who made this movie, is closing out a speech about how the illuminati needs genocide, a whole bunch of people for population control. And he's like, but how are they going to do it? Here of Cornpopscare, it's the silliest thing ever. It's fantastic. See, I was going to go with best worst concept of how poisons work. I mean, look, we've watched some bullshit documentaries vaxed, the one about how aliens are really demons. We've watched some dumb fucking shit, but I would argue that this is the least intellectually honest thing we've watched because so much of their

argument depends on lying about amounts. Just amounts. They're very confused. They accidentally show us so many things that they didn't want to show us so many times. It's the best. And there's some fantastic maths we'll get to as well whether you give this big scary number and if you do even just like scribbling maths of what that number actually means, you're like, oh, that's that's actually really small and reasonable. It's just there's a lot of water around it. So scale is an issue for them. Yeah, they do some homeopathic math and they're not aware of it. It's confusing to them. All right, well, we're going to take a quick break.

And when we come back, we'll tell you all about the extremely inept, illuminati population control scheme that is the great-calling hour of water. From the light's department of race to witch mountain and crank to Blorrid is poisonous InforWars.com Jews! And three dentists who think fillings will kill you I'm technically no longer a dentist

I prefer tooth sherpa Comes a shocking new documentary that's hoping you don't click on anything you Google. Oh, I see now, right, got it. Featuring a guy who put a hit out on Marsh. I will kill you, Kendra El Demon. A lady. Yay, I'm in the movie. And lots and lots of ominous shots of water.

Water, water, water, water. This summer, the great culling of our water. You know, now that I think about it, they never actually get around to the culling part. Weird. It's the juice, it's the juice. Almost certainly the juice, yep. Yeah, okay, yep, juice.

Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Yep. Jews. And we're back. And we're going to start this one off with a legal disclaimer, which is appropriate. Mostly so they can proclaim their nonsense movie, a documentary of nonfiction again, just to be clear. Like, cold open, I like a Facebook fight. They're just like, it's a documentary. It's nonfiction. Yeah, it's great because there's a line in it that says basically saying the people in this film are in nowhere associated with this film, which is a great book for any any film at all. And it also says that their views don't necessarily agree with the opinions of the narrator, which

was a really weird book pass for the film. Like, we didn't want this guy, but we just couldn't shut him up. He kept saying stuff over the top of the footage that we had. What do we do? Yeah. Also, in this disclaimer, it says, this documentary and its title are solely based on the opinion of blah, blah, blah. And it was within a

post-refering right now. So I think we have a winner, zero seconds into the movie. And they called it a documentary on word two. And they got its versus its wrong on word number four is the fastest wrong we've ever had. We've had fast wrongs. I mean, I will say that I want to disclaim disclaimer like this, where it says, you know, the person in this is nowhere associated with it. I want that disclaimer to run before I do any more ad reads for Eli. I want that unrecorded before Eli makes me advertise, I think. It's a good thing for the rider. Michael Marshall, I will have you know, you expired our Adam and Eve code. People who try, literally people who try our adamant Eve code, it's like this code is

no longer, they had to reuph it. And if I, all right, I guess another thousand of you freaks need some more granny porn. Thanks Michael Marshall. Adaminheave.com slash camskeptic of the year Michael Marshall loves this product. Oh God. I got so many new domain names to buy. Also, by the way, regarding this disclaimer, it was on screen for literally 30 seconds. I actually looked 30 seconds to read two sentences, two like shortish sentences. We can fucking read so slow.

Yeah, they might as well have sounded it out for us. Yeah. It's rough. And then immediately, they went apocryphal, Godwin, 40 seconds in also possibly a record. Oh God, the fact that they they miss, it was meant to be kind of that court that gets attributed to the Nazis of if you, a lie, if you repeat a lie off for enough, it becomes a truth. Yeah. And they say that if you repeat a lie loud enough and for long enough, it becomes a truth. And I actually think volume starts to detract from your believability path to certain point.

They're like, you're just yelling people and yelling until people just stop talking to you. It doesn't mean that they bore what you're saying. They just don't want to hear anymore. The rest of the movie is just 90 minutes of some guy screaming, Florida's poison. That would have been pretty funny if they lean into that. Also, I mean, to double down on the irony, every movie we've ever seen that has used this quote has spent the next 90 something minutes repeating lies as loudly as they can in the hopes that people will believe them. Yeah. And honestly, that includes this movie. It's not that far off from a guy screaming

Florida's poison. For 90 minutes. Yeah, you're absolutely right. I also love it. It brings up the production logo. And it says, framing the world production. And I went, yeah, like frame is in to frame someone for something they didn't do. Yes, you are framing the world with this film. Right. And then we get a quick little like evil shot of a dentist, a standard dentist who believes in science,

just explaining the chloridated waters, great invention for teeth. That's true, right? Yeah, it's just the technical film that this poor schmuck, you know, got put out by like the dentist of America. And he's pointing a fucking listerine, right? He didn't even like get a new tie for his PSA. But they're shooting him and fucking CP atone, like he's going to pop up behind you if you say

fluoride three times. Yep. This was the first of the nonsense pop scares. Yeah, it's a dentist pop scare. It's not as impactful as they were hoping. I'm sure. So now the science documentary Once documentary cuts to a small town in Georgia, not great, and they introduce the Georgia guide stones. Oh yeah. Yeah, they proudly describe these as American Stonehenge made in the 1970s, proudly, like back in the 70s, before we had mechanical advantage. It's a weird measure. It is also the 19s. It says they were rected sometime in the late 1970s, which is a very weird period of history to be vague about, but you can figure out like it was way

way back at some point in the late 1970s. I looked it up according to Wikipedia. It was March 22nd, 1930. So they swung and missed it. Just name it correctly. Why would he do that? It's what he's right. There was sort of a mist on that. And the Georgia Guides stones, by the way, are a fantastic conspiracy theory book marker because they like, they have a very clear, very obvious history that is very easy to

find. But if you describe them vaguely, they sound spooky, right? What they actually are is like a crazy passer at a church in Georgia was like, we're all going to get nuked any minute. What do you guys think we should tell future generations when they crawl out of the fucking mud holes they survive the apocalypse and a bunch of guys in Georgia were like, don't fuck too much. Great. Excellent. Yeah.

Right. It's supposed to be like ancient wisdom about the age of reason and what we're going to do. Again, it's in Georgia. I just want to repeat that. That's not where ancient wisdom would be ever. But the rule number one, commandment number one on the Georgia guide stones is what they point out here. And it says, we must keep the world population under 500 million.

So commandment number one, genocide, seven billion people. And it's great because the voiceover says, I have a question, how do they propose to eliminate 90% of the population? And I wrote, yeah, I have a more pertinent question. Who do you mean by they? Because they weren't planning to do this. This is a time of a eugenics wish list that some crank put up in Georgia. It wasn't like the, the, the to do list of the world leaders who just happened to leave it there on a mountain on a hill somewhere. It's just some nutter basically. He isn't planning to kill 90th-end of population. He's just brought his a eugenics wish list. Yeah. Kofi announced just dragging it on the ground behind him and he's like, you know what, I'm

never going to get this to New York. Let's just leave it here. We'll leave it here. This is close enough. Yeah. But that's where he hangs on his question and he's like, so how did they plan on genocide and 7 billion people? Here of Cornpopscare, it's the best. Yeah. He also says as well, it's the oldest trick in the book, hide it right under your nose. And I wrote, yeah, and then make it look like they got your nose. And I think that's the oldest trick in the book, isn't it?

Yeah, I got your nose thing. All right. So now they fire up the movie proper and we cut to Chris Maple. He's so obnoxious. He's being a man on the street. He's doing it. He's being a street preacher, except for fluoride instead of the Bible. And it's the worst. Everybody hates him. And this is one of those things that's great. It's like we've watched enough Ray Comfort movies to see that great moment where the Stone teenager realizes that raise a crazy person and tries to exit the conversation

as quickly as possible. That's where everyone who's interviewed in this movie starts. They're just like, God, a catch a cab opens an invisible door. Sorry, Chris Maybaugh. You mostly make movies for Steven Anderson now. Wait, this guy works with Steven Anderson? Yes he does. The hate pastor who is banned from like 190 out of 196 UN recognized countries at this

point. The IMDB page for this movie is a who's who of our products. Amazing. Wow. Also, by the way, people who stop and talk to street preachers are fucking insane. That's not a useful group for anything, but we're going to get a bunch of that throughout this movie. And the one thing I stood out to me from most of these people is almost every single one of them, even the ones who are like, Oh, I didn't know Fleur-Riders evil. I've not heard of that before. Every one of them is like, well, yeah, I drink tap water. I mean, obviously I filter it first. I thought, yeah, that's because parts of America are essentially a failed

state at this point that you're going to be drinking water out of your tampons right now. Yeah, we get a bunch of him asking about people and their tap water habits. I want to mention one guy. He says, I only drink tap water for emergencies. You know, like swallowing a pill. So what is happening in his life that he has pills swallowing emergencies and he doesn't have time to use his fancy bottled water. What? He even says it's emergencies, but I drink from emergencies, not for recreation.

I don't think I did anything to drink. Yeah, I use bottled water for a record when I really want to kick back and enjoy myself. I'll be sure to bottle the water. You know what? How about we get crazy this evening? Honey, open the aquafina. But what I love about this guy is that they obviously found a crazy guy who they had to cut away from because he gave away their whole spiel in the interview. Yeah. Right? Because he's like, I won't drink

tap water because and then it cuts away to like, anyway, so what were we saying? Someone else. We also get one guy who says, I boil my water and store it in jars. That's okay. Okay. Also what's happening? He's just got jars full of tap water that he's distilled himself and then saved. But that doesn't remove fluoride. You're still boiling water. You're still going to have some fluoride in your water. Yeah. Yeah. Also, you're crazy. But he stores this pre-boiled water in jars and presumably he labels those jars so he can tell them apart from the jars of pests and the jars of shit that he keeps on the same shells equally labels. It was a bad idea to do chocolate pudding slash shit shelf together. I accept that now.

And one other person during the man on the street segment. I want to talk about lady holding a gigantic fucking baby, the hugest baby, second hugest baby, but yes. Okay, fair. She says, yeah, okay. It's interesting stuff you're telling me about the fluoride. Our dentist said fluoride is good in toothpaste and cut. They also mentioned the fluoride action network during this little scene, which I googled, it's a crazy person club, but it's a crazy person club based in my hometown of Binghamton, New York. Really? Yeah. That tracks all the way.

They're going to interview the president of the club. And I know exactly what part of the Oakdale Mall they interviewed him in. Like, I could be like, all right, Spencer's gifts. And there's the Froyo place. And there's where they interviewed the crazy guy about Florida. Oh, we also get one of the great cutaway. One of the ladies like, so my dad is actually a dentist and cut. Please don't mention dentists. No, she's going to say stuff that's real cut. Yeah, I had that as well. My dad is a dentist, so I know that you'll need to cut away to some stock images while I'm talking because you do it right now, aren't you? The view is right now,

they're seeing black and white images of the kids at the dentist. Are they okay? So from there, we cut over to watch Chris Maple doing some of his research, which Chris Maple doing some of his research, which is apparently mostly on micro-fiche. What I love is that he skips from science to scary, like eugenics footage unrelated, by the way. It'll just be like, oh yeah, he's the old white guy who started figuring out Floridaization. And he has a shot from the death camps and in Zeichlombie. Okay, I thought that happened, right? They tried to sneak a clip of Zeichlombie, like I wasn't going to notice. That happened, right? Oh, yeah, no, absolutely, absolutely. And he says, there's lots to explore regarding

the history of fluoride and it's an image of cyclone B. And I think obviously cyclone B wasn't fluoride. It was hydrogen cyanide, but they've both got the id, but in common, so they must be pretty similar. It's the same chemical, I think. Rhyming is how a lot of chemistry works. Yep. Yep.

There's also a bit where he talks about the whole history of fluoride. And he says, we're going to be as concise as possible for the sake of time. And I said, yeah, but it's also so you can skip all the bits that don't agree with you. He said, yeah, we're going to make it size for time. And if we don't go into all of the evidence, that says, it's good. That was just a time thing. It got cut. Do you know how long films can be, they can't be too long. Yeah, we have to cut it. Sorry. We're going to do at least four interviews with a lady activist later. So we're going to have to cut the history of fluorodization of water, you know.

And then we get a few clips of the industrial revolution happening and that's supposed to be like the beginning of putting poison into the air and poison into the water. And yeah, there's something to that. But it's not the Florida. Well, it's not flu. It's not flu. He says, he says the most venomous pollutant of all coming out of those industrial revolution factors and going into the air was flu ride. It's like, yeah, but flu, reen gas, not flu ride in the water. Yeah.

That's kind of like mixing up chlorine gas with table salt. It's that much of a difference. Exactly. Literally that. It's kind of like filling up the Hindenburg with water and being like, I don't understand why it's not flying. I put in twice the hydrogen. Oh, and there's a great bit when he's talking to history as well. It says the experiments, he said, it's on where it all kind of started in 1945 in America. It says the experiments were putting chemicals into the water started in Michigan in 1945 in a tradition that continues in that continues in Potter, Michigan to this very day.

And while that's happening, he's talking about Michigan. He's walking in a Michigan aqueduct and his two dogs are drinking the water out of this disgusting, filthy, trickle of a creek running through this aqueduct in very possibly Flint, Michigan, which is very upsetting. Yeah. All right, so we cut away from Michigan, and now we're going to watch Chris Maple meet with our first big so-called expert. His name is Mike Adams.

He's a very serious scientist who calls himself the health ranger. You guys know anything about the health ranger and any chance any of you guys would like almost punch them in a dick during the whole hour. Yeah, I was amazed. He talked to Mike Adams. It was a, I came on camera. I felt it was Chris Mike fucking out of the health range. So called because he ranges health, you know, he's not going to get you to health, but he can tell you how far away from health you are. You can tell me,

yes, the range there. Mike Adams, who has publicly defended Scientology, who wrote in one of his blog posts at one point, it is the moral right and even the obligation of human beings everywhere to actively plan and carry out the killing of those engaged in heinous crimes against humanity by which he meant GMOs. And even put up a website which listed free, like, pro GMOs scientists, including Steve Neveller and my mark, Mark Linus was on there. So yeah, that's, that's my guidance, yeah. Yeah, if you've ever wanted to see a hit list that includes Steven novella, go ahead and check out fucking my guy. And by the way, he is the

head of natural news. And oh my God, the Wikipedia page for natural news is fucking brutal. It's as close to fuck this fucking fuck as you will ever read on wicket. Yeah, I don't know who edited that page or wrote it, but it is rough. They're not fans. Great. They're going to and they're going to use the health ranger a lot throughout this movie. He's ridiculous. Right here, he says that fluoride can be radioactive and like a fluoride is anything combined with fluor any compound with fluorine for the

most part, right? So, yeah, a fluoride can be radioactive if you combine it with something radioactive, but like, yeah, pretty sure we're not putting plutonium fluoride in the public water supply, right? He thinks we are. Yeah, and if we were, the fluoride bit wouldn't be the problem. It's not my flu right. It would be bad. It would be the other bit that we'd be really concerned about. Yeah. What about the plutonium at that point? Yeah. We're also going to talk to another expert

in this section. We're going to talk to Dr. Doris Rap. Oh, yes, the world's oldest Betty White drag act. Yes, the world's oldest Betty White drag act. And author of the book Handwriting can reveal allergies, the cover of which I hyperlinked in the notes. I don't know if you gentlemen checked it out. The cover of which made me laugh so hard and it came upstairs because she thought I was dying. Have you clicked the link in the notes to see this cover?

Because if not do it live on air because it is, I wanna hear your reaction to this. When I saw it in your notes, he like, I went away and Google it as well, and it's a work of art. It's brilliant. I am checking it right now. Oh my God.

I'm full of hearts. So you can Google this at home, but it is handwriting and reveal. Six year old who can't write the name. It is two comparisons of writing the word Robert. The left side is just the word Robert over and over again. The right side is Robert, Robert, Robert. Robert, sorry.

Underneath this boy could not learn in a moldy school. If the mold has done it, the mold has made him forget how to have basic modern Euro on skills. Wow. At some point, she must have had other ideas from covers and thought, no, no, it's this one. It's this one actually. This is the one I prefer.

Also one other question about Doris rap. Was she making a homemade bomb on her coffee table that they, yeah. And the dog veteran. I'm pretty sure that was happening. There's a bunch of weird stuff on the table. Maybe just clean it up before they shoot a movie in your house. I don't know. It was a fascinating room.

You know those pictures that have been circulating social media while we've all been in lockdown, where it's like, there are 60 references to films in this picture of someone's garage. Can you spot them? Oh, her room was like that. I was trying to pause it and understand what each different little item in that room could be because it was just a big old mess. There are 60 references to mental illness in this woman's house. And in case we want to know just how expert Doris Rap is, she's a board certified environmental medical specialist and pediatric allergist and a homeopath. So that's from her website. You can add and a homeopath to the end of any string of qualifications and it will immediately

undo those qualifications. It's such a wonderful suffix in that. I'm a homeopathic podcaster. Jesus. And they closed this part out with a little discussion of how San Diego is one of the few places, at least in the US, that's fighting back this whole time against Florida. They were one of the last cities to get it, and they had a big fight, a whole thing about it. I don't know. I think this was just setting it up so that he could be in San Diego at the end in front of City Hall and be like, we're back at nailed it. Rap, false or something San Diego. Well, I think the whole sort of style in terms of visuals and narration, the whole style

of this is basically kind of like loose change, but for water, I think this film is loose trends, basically, as well as for the films. So San Diego is like, Zion from The Matrix, that's established. Now we're going to hear from David Kennedy, who is, I would say, the protagonist of this quote movie, right? So he was in this film so much that midway through I started to think, how is that, is that actually just two different old white guys and they look similar? Because we're seeing him so often and in so many different locations and outfits. Yeah. Don't know if it's always the same guy. Yeah.

This movie doubles as David Kennedy's lookbook for his modeling portfolio. Yeah. He's an anti fluoride dentist. And I'm pretty sure he thinks he's doctor who like that. He feels like what he's doing there. And when they introduce him, they introduce him as the former president of the International Academy of Oral Medicine and toxicology, which is a made up thing that he created and then quit. Yeah, it's not, that's not like a real, because sometimes you know in these crazy documentaries you get a guy who like used to be part of real stuff. He was never part of real stuff. He made up a fake crazy thing and then he's no longer the president of the crazy fake thing he made up.

That's excellent. He had to pass the torch. I mean, he does talk about how he's got all this dental expertise and he says, I graduated a mere 50 years ago. So you know, I'm fully on top of the latest clinical practice. I'm right across that evidence with why I made a half century since I learned anything. The 1967 cutting edge of dentistry. The 1967 cutting edge of dentistry. Yeah. I remember when your practice had a different door for people for different races. Anyways, this is going to be about four-eyed.

This is also where we get David's pronunciation of hydrofluoric acid or whatever. And look, I'm not saying that word. I'm not saying I can say that word. I'm just saying for his job, he should be better at saying that word. I do. Susistic. I'm just saying. Hydrofluorous.

Hydrofluorous. The flassoflinscoblast. He has to, it's so mean. They make him try to say this like 30 times in this movie. It's never the same. He gets it differently wrong every single time. He sounds like my grandda trying to pronounce stuff when he's like false teeth are starting to fall out.

I thought, does dentists have false teeth? Is this why he's so bitter about the flu, right? Protecting other people's teeth. And I have to have all of his, his taken out. Also, pretty serious question. Does he attribute the Arab spring to Libya and Egypt not wanting fluoride in their water. At the very least, I'm pretty sure he's comparing the like anti fluoride revolt to an Arab spring. Like the theoretic, he wants that to be his Arab spring for fluoride, right?

He says Arab spring. Yeah, but I think that's because when you say Arab spring, I think he's picturing an actual spring, like a stream. I think that's what he thinks happened our spring, I think he's picturing an actual spring like a stream. I think that's what he thinks. That's what they're all drinking out of now. And then to conclude this, his final point is just like, and you know, all of our floor I had comes from China. And then there's this amazing pause where everyone making this movie realizes that not

everyone is racist against Chinese people. So he's like, and that's bad because you still want more fluoride 30 minutes later. Cut. Cut. The last time I heard an American talk that much shit about China, he was defending his presidential actions during this pandemic yesterday. Also, there's a lovely bit as well where David says, so are we going to put stuff in the water that harms children? And there's a pause where Chris tries to figure out if that's a genuine question, like no, unless you're down for it. No, I was kidding as well. You're not down for it. No, I was really, really want to do this. You started to, no, you keep saying what you were saying. I didn't cut. Yeah.

And now we're going to meet Dr. Charlie Getchal, PhD. And they're very excited about that. They might as well have a little song about the PhD with cartoon characters. Like, yeah, we found one. Is this guy a real scientist? It seems like he is based on that title. Yeah. So I looked him up. He does have a PhD in organic chemistry. He got it in 1962 from the University of Michigan, but now he styles himself as, if you look up his, his Facebook page is Dr. Charlie Gritchell, PhD, the Health and Wellness Coach and Nutritional Consultant. So he's somewhat moved on from his days of organic chemistry in the lab kind of thing. Right. So they're talking about the place that we're getting the fluoride for the public drinking water. So it used to be sodium fluoride and we used to get it from I'm not sure

where, but they're saying now we get it from the fertilizer industry. It's an industrial byproduct of like fertilizers. It's, it's not sodium fluoride. It's monsointium fluoride. And then they try to say the word hydroflapflant, fluoric acid again. But the point is aluminum smelters sell their waste just fluoride. And the fertilizer industry sells their waste is fluoride. And then we put that in the water. Yeah, but like this, this argument is literally poisoning the well in every sense of the world. It doesn't matter where the fluoride comes from, if it hasn't proven to be dangerous, that's correct. I imagine, you know, the chemistry is the same regardless of how we got it exactly. Yeah, also, it's not like we just pipe in barrels of industrial waste and then directly pour a bit of that into the water supply.

There's a, it goes through a process. Yeah, and they show us, apparently we're getting a bunch of the fluoride from China now. And we see like a bucket of powder that won't dissolve in the water. And there's that's supposed to be like this extra industrial poison. But okay, we didn't put that in the water. You're showing us that we didn't put that in the water. Whatever, we're buying it from China now. It's Chinese flu or rye. And I don't know what their point is here. Maybe the Chinese periodic table is different. You decide, I have no idea what they're trying to say here, but China and it's scary. But this stuff in the bucket, so like this document just several times, and it's infuriating

every time. If there is stuff in there in the bucket that isn't dissolving and is genuinely bad, because they put something in the full ride that they're not meant to put in and they've sold something that's kind of dodgy because of kind of lacks standards. That's a real issue, but it's not an issue with fluoridation. It's an issue with lack standards as they're applied to industry and you should have more regulations in place on industry to make sure they can't put shit in there and sell you it because they just want to get shot of it. There can be industrial misconduct and it doesn't mean the thing that the industry was meant to be doing is inherently bad.

It just means the industry fucked up while doing it because they were cutting corners for profit. Yeah. Those things are the same. Man, Santo can do some bad things, but we shouldn't cancel food from now on. Yeah, exactly. It's like walking out of arsenic and old lace and being like, people got to stop drinking tea. That shit's fucking dangerous. All right. Well, now it's time to meet

another amazing character. We're going to meet Paul Connott, a retired chemistry professor, and he sounds more real than most of them too. He retired. He retired to my shitty hometown. Really? Retiring to be. It's like retiring to Manchester, New York. He was like, unless this guy has a carousel kink, there is no reason to retire to be in New York.

Carousel capital of the world. Get woke. The only thing I could get from Paul Conner is that he dressed as an, and this is possibly a reference that doesn't mean anything in America, but he dressed as exactly like 1990s Barry Humphreys when he was out of drag. So I don't know if you know Barry Humphreys is like an Australian comedian. He looks exactly like him in the 90s. There you go. All right. Yeah. Maybe it's a pseudonym, this new anti-floraid thing.

And he is going to tell us one of the boldest lies in this, which is that everyone except for us has banned the use of fluoride. Yeah. Which is just not to leave in a little. Well, even if it was true, like, wouldn't we have useful stats then? Like if a bunch of the world has it banned and a bunch of the world is drinking it still, couldn't we look at stuff? It seems like they might examine those stats in the movie. Spoiler, they don't. Everything he said was so bad. And he started by saying, you know, not all countries drink fluid-headed water.

And it's like, yeah, I mean, there's a lot of countries where he's stuck to walk five miles a year as well and they aren't fluid-idating. No. He is, you know, lots of listen in he's stuck to what five miles than here is well and they aren't fluiditing. No. He is, you know, lots of listen in Europe. They don't fluid it water. They fluid it salt instead or they put fluoride into the toothpaste and he brings up all this evidence. You know, he showed that the film actually shows letters that he's got from different countries

around Europe to prove they don't fluid it water. And he doesn't, the film, it doesn't, it clearly doesn't realize we can pause and read those letters because the letter he shows from Belgium, Belgium doesn't fluid it water. Now, but if you pause it, they say we don't put it in water because we advise people to buy fluoride toothpaste instead and get that fluid out that way. Finland, say we stop fluidizing the water because people prefer to take fluoride pills every day, but we found no harmful effects from the water fluidition, there were just better ways of putting the fluoride that we need for our teeth. You know, Norway said people, it's up to them whether to use fluoride

and tablets, toothpaste or mouthwash, most people use toothpaste for it. And it was just this again and again and again and again and doesn't he realize that we can read the letters if you show us the fucking letters. You can lie about what they say. You can mislead about them. But if you're going to do that, don't show us the letters. You didn't have to put them on. So many times they do that. Yeah, they bet a lot on you won't pass.

Yeah. Yeah, they were confident that we need 30 seconds to read two sentences. So they were like, there's no way somebody could possibly read this age. Posing doesn't exist. But like he even says, all of these countries told us Fluoride is ineffective and toxic. And no, we, no, they didn't. You've just showed us all of the letters I read them all. And this is where they add at the end here. They're like, yeah, so, you know, Fluoride all over the world banned in a lot of places.

Speaking of which, why do we have all this autism now? Yeah. Wow. And what's great is they do the just asking questions Facebook technique in their own documentary. Look, you're making a bullshit dangerous documentary. Go all the way.

Don't be like, so autism fluoride, you decide. Be like, hey, the fluor It's causing all the autism. Also might be that we like learned to diagnose autism. That could have led to a little bit of a spike in autism diagnoses. I don't know. Just spitball and I'm not a scientist. Neither are they. All right.

Well, the organizing principle of this movie is random mosaic of interview clips. So we're going to call that the end of act one. And we'll be right back after a quick break. Gentlemen, welcome to the official evil meeting of evil plots. Dude, what is that accent? What is happening? It's, it's a Georgia accent. Georgia on what planet is that from Georgia? Fine, never mind, fine. Welcome to the official meeting of evil, first up, all business, Greg. Yeah, so last week we completed our plot

to call humanity across 17 points in line with the stars. Nice, excellent. And have you got the notes on that? Oh, I actually took care of those notes. Great. Okay. How so? I had them carved into giant stone tablets, and I put them on a hill in Georgia. You, you what? Yeah. Why would you carve our secret plan into giant stone tablets and then put them on

a hill? Uh, because you guys told me to. No, we didn't. No, no, we didn't. No, you did. Look, look, here's my notes from last week. Greg quote, are these set in stone? Marsh.

Yes, let's lock these in. Dude, what are you talking about? That's just an expression. It is? Yeah, it just means that that is cited. We didn't want you to actually set them in stone. Oh, well, fuck. That one's on me, then, isn't it?

You think? Okay. Okay, but then you said put these on a hill in Georgia under the starts. Is that an expression? Okay, that one's on us. That is, I see what I see what happens. Yeah, that is on us. Yeah. Okay.

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that yes, they fucking do sensing a pattern developing. And now it's time for some more man on the street science. But really just long enough for Chris Maples to guess a woman's ethnicity wrong and then cut away. And then we're back to Paul Connitt, the chemistry professor. He says, Europe didn't want to force people to have fluoride. And they don't force people to have it, but they do strongly advise it. And then they put it in the toothpaste and then they put it in all the adverts for the toothpaste about what a good thing it is to have in the toothpaste.

And everyone goes, Oh, fluoride's pretty good. I'll buy some toothpaste with fluoride. And therefore we don't need to force it because people realize it's good for us and we take it. We have it. Great. And like you said, it's in the salt and it's in the milk in like Eastern Europe in some places. There's fluoride around. It's going around. Yeah. Also like what he fails to mention and this documentary fails to mention is that like the old way of applying fluoride was they would fill a mouth guard with fluoride goop. And I know you remember this heat.

And then clamp it on your fucking face until you vomit and then be like, there you go. What are you talking? That's a real thing. So March in the United States, because of like weird regulations and shit, fluoride pills and fluoride food additives are really, really rare. And mostly because of crazy people like these. So when he and I were kids, they have stopped doing this now.

They filled a mouthpiece with fluoride foam and you would just have to sit there at the dentist two or three times a year with this mouthpiece full of fluoride foam on your mouth. And they had flavors and all of them were fucking horrible to be like, oh, you want banana? You want pineapple? And I was like, I don't know, I just want to have this done. It's gross. It's so unpleasant. But that's literally barbaric.

That's amazing. That's amazing. I would sooner bathe my teeth in the come of a homeless man who cares not for my looks, then I would put that pineapple flavor foam on my teeth again. Pictures are get the fuck out. Bring me some pineapple phone. For me, with some pineapple phone, I will bring me some pineapple come. Yeah.

I will fight a nickel. All right. So Paul Connott explains Europe wants wants to offer the choice to everybody, but nope, nope, no, they don't, they don't really have a choice, but that's good. And then we go back to the health ranger. And I just want to remind everyone that the health ranger was completely opposed, vehemently opposed to a vaccine for the swine flu, because he didn't think that the flu was something you need to get a vaccine for, not even something that was an epidemic flu needed a vaccine.

And he was so opposed for it that he actually recorded a rap song all about it. Now, I don't know if you guys saw Mike Adams anti swine flu vaccine rap, but it is worth checking out. It is incredibly. Spoiler alert, this movie will end with what I believe is another rap of his, but it's pretty extraordinary. And the B side interview that Marsh linked us to about his own rap. Truly, truly beautiful. Yeah, it's like a 10 minute sound cloud clip of Mike Adams talking us through what he was thinking about when he wrote this particular track and what was going through his mind and what was the styles and influences behind this different kind of conspiracy

theory paranoid rant that he's managed to fit just vaguely to music. Oh, it's, it's amazing. Right. So the health ranger explains some more dangers. He also points out that GMOs are another, you know, poison to kill 700 million people. It throws that in there real quick. And then we get a little more David Kennedy trying to say hydrofluosolistic acid, which is really not that hard to say. But point being, if you, if you look at hydroflosolistic acid, you fucking die. It's, it's the bird box monster. It's terrifying. And this is what so their whole point here appears to be don't drink anything. You can't put your hand in. Oh, yeah, yeah. Cause he said like, if you put your hand in it, it'll burn you. And if you have

all this, it'll damage you in certain sense that what he's missing is dosage. Like if I put a tiny sprinkle of salt on my meal, it's tasty. If I try to swallow an entire glass filled with salt, I've been a lot of trouble because of dosage. Even water is toxic if you have too much of it. Dose is the problem here, mate, not the actual chemical itself. Yeah, right. And you know, table salt isn't a bomb, even though

sodium would explode in water by itself. Yeah, very confused by these things. And we're told that the cargill corporation is making millions of dollars by selling their industrial waste to put into the water supply. How much are they putting into the water supply, you ask? the water supply. How much are they putting into the water supply, you ask? 250,000 tons. Right. I started thinking, is that a lot? 250,000 tons, I mean, it is a lot, but it's 250,000 tons per year across all of America, and America's big, and a year's a long time. So I actually did the maths on this, right? 250,000 tons is about 685 tons a day of flu ride. America uses 322 billion gallons of water. Oh, do we use a lot of water? Yeah. In this large country, does that add up to a lot? Interesting.

Yeah, it's about 322 million gallons of water a day, which means the amount of fluoride is half a gram per cubic meter or four 10,000th of a gram per liter. So as far as I can tell, I think very roughly speaking here, it's ran about a gram of fluoride per half a ton of water. That's how much we're talking about here. This is deadly, deadly evil thing. It's homeopathic fluoride. Get on board. It's basically his. Also, by the way, did he say that this whole thing is just like

Orwell and Kafka at one point? Well, I love that he went with Kafka. How is it because I get what he's trying to say with Orwell, but yeah, how is Kafka tie it? You know, I brush a teeth and you use that new toothpaste and you wake up as a giant roach, but really it's a metaphor for your relationship to the state. You know, I'm talking about right. But that is that definitely got said and cut because they were like, that's too crazy for us. The Kafka they were like, you say Kafka, we're not going to let you explain it.

Yeah. The Heath and Noah to Eli's story. There's one other person we meet as well at this point. And it's Mary E. Moore, who is just labeled activist. And that is her entire label, just, just act non-passivist, she is activist. And so I googled her because I had not heard of her, and I've heard of some of the other people. And the only thing I could refine of her was a 2012 video that she made entering a contest to become an InfoWars reporter. So for Alex Jones' webtoon, InfoWars. But I watched that

video through, and she interviewed Chris Maple in that interview for InfoWars and it's the interview we see in this film. So he's not interviewing her for this film, she's interviewing him for InfoWars. But what's even weirder, she introduces it as saying, so this is Chris, he's the producer of an upcoming film. Chris, come and tell us all about your film. So the interview of her in his film is action interview of her interviewing him about this film before this film was made but after this film is being promoted and it just cycles around like fucking inception or something. It's incredible. Oh man if Amazon Prime hadn't picked this up it would have become like one of

those stupidity or a borrassist. Yeah. So this is when I guess Chris Maple said, Hey, this is fun. Let's go talk some more. But let's go next to the ocean and talk some more. So now, now we're next to the ocean for no reason. Side note on the ocean. I looked this up. The ocean is naturally fluoridated at one part per million, which is the same level as fluoridated water. They also tell us about hyperthyroidism here. Apparently fluoride can cause hyperthyroidism. And they say, everybody in America has hyperthyroidism. I don't think that's true, but now we meet with Dr. Laura Presley, who tells us all about hyperthyroidism. She's a physical chemist slash entrepreneur. I found nothing out about her online. I couldn't see a single thing about it. So I don't know anything about what on the brand new real creds are. Um, maybe it has to do with on her car.

Her water. Her water. Yeah. It's amazing. So they're in her house clearly. They're sitting at her couch. She's got her coffee table full of all different sizes of bottled water. And the name of that water was pure rain. So maybe that's her entrepreneurial thing. She collected rainwater and sells bottled water. So rain. So, Marsh, this is where your research failed you because I looked up pure rain. And this

is rainwater that this lady collects and bottles herself. And we'll send you for really? He collects and bottles herself and will send you for really an insane amount of money. I really recommend looking up pure rain because they have the space jam website and it is the person I would least like to bottle water for me. And I live in New Jersey. Amazing. I think she should also look up the water cycle and how that works. Exactly. You know where water comes from that rains, the earth, where you're saying water is

concentrated, including the ocean also, by the way. And they say you can't boil fluoride out of it. So presumably that means it evaporates with the water and just goes into those clouds that are dropping your pure rain down and making it. Yeah, they actually do a big section at the end. We'll get to it where they test all different waters and all different beverages for fluoride. They never test pure rain, do they?

No, no, no. Pretty sure they're going to be a little fluoride and rain sometimes too. Yeah. Anyway, Dr. Laura Pressley explains that for hyperthyroidism, the point is that the thyroid wants iodine, but according to her, the thyroid is happy to take anything from that column of the periodic table. How do I think that's how it works? That is not how that works.

It's not like when you do an online grocery shop and they're out of cheddar, so they just find you anything from the fridge to replace it You know we did get this pound of butter will that do? It's not like I got you a gallon of half and half that's not no no what And okay, just to be clear though if that was true if everything from the same column of periodic table could be a sub like Breathe Pologneium this movie is something they're saying. Idiots. Come on, you pussy.

You could do it. One other point they make here, though, is that fluorinated countries have arthritis. They do? I feel like other countries have it, too, right? Yeah. Yep. Fluoride calls arthritis, except when Thritis. I do. I feel like other countries have it too, right? Yep. Fluoride calls arthritis except when something else calls arthritis.

In which case it was something else. Okay. Got it. Have you ever met a French guy with arthritis? No, because you're not in France. I rest my case. Yeah. Also, by the way, this is one of my favorite parts.

David Kennedy, Dr. Who, DDS, he starts talking about arthritis, and he just completely makes up some bullshit sciencey sounding thing, and they leave it in. He goes, yeah, it's real simple. Arth joint, thritis, pain, arthritis, joint pain. Nope, nope. First of all, thritis is not a Latin Greek suffix. I just is and it means inflammation. I mean, it's fine. It's fine. And they keep the whole thing. But hey, credit where credits do that's a strong fucking bluff. It comes

from the Latin amigos. Therefore the three amigos is about friendship, right? Like again, a lot of this movie just really rolls those dice on you not googling. All right, so from there, now we cut to some footage of bad teeth in China. And we're going to talk about dental fllerosis because the theory is China at some point. And I think this is true. They put way too much fluoride in their fluoridated water. Now they don't do it at all. But yes, there isn't a amount of fluoride that's too much. And it causes dental flurosis. That part is true. But nothing else they say about it is true. I'm pretty sure. You get it. And you get it. And you have too much flu ride in your first eight years of

life, after that you don't develop flu Rossis. So it is only in those first eight years. So they're saying, oh, we we're all constantly exposed to so much that we'll get flu Rossis, not unless we're under eight. Okay. Yeah, also, I just want to point out that they, they keep intercutting like obvious photos of dental flu Rossus conditions that happened in China with like stock footage of white school children so that they can avoid the fact

that they are very clearly filming Chinese people and then non-Chinese Americans. Like they're like, see, child flurosus, flurosus, child flurosus. Right. And we get David Kennedy again for a second. And he's, this is so weird. He starts telling a story about how little girl came to him, you know, he's a dentist. She thought, I'm ugly from dental phurosus. And he goes, and you know what? I agree with her. She's ugly. And of quote. What the fuck? She thinks it looks bad when she smiles and I think everyone agrees with that. Oh, absolute slam.

A little hero girl. And now it's time for them to bring up nursery water. Water. Water. Water. Yeah. So apparently a little girl's mom, I think in Florida, sued Nestle Company and Gerber Company

for making baby water that has fluoride in it. She thinks that killed her child. So was that an actual thing? Baby water was an actual thing. Baby Wartos an actual thing? Yes. So what's amazing about this is that everybody's like, what's the point of baby water? I'll tell you what, it's to sneak fluoride into your baby. Nope, it's to scare new parents.

Yeah. Because the companies that make baby water can't be like, oh, this is a marketing scam. They can't just be like, no, it's not the fluoride. And then the anti fluoride people are like, don't you see? They're trying to get the fluoride to the babies now. Yeah, this again, this is just in the evidence that should be in the capitalism is bad. He could have recut all of his footage. You made a fairly decent critique of capitalism out of it, I think.

Yeah, I mean, we're like, we are sneaking capitalism into the public water supply. I'll believe that. Yeah. Absolutely. Also, by the way, just a quick thing for optics, guys, you keep showing David Kennedy giving science lectures at churches, not a good look, not a single one of their science lectures from these idiots is ever at like a normal conference room or anything science eats every single time a bunch of people in pews they're at a church. This time they're

at the church of God in Christ. You can see it on the seal on the podium. It's always like it's in a church or community center or an AA meeting. There's always somewhere that he's my name is David Kennedy and I have dental fllerosis. God. All right. So from there, we cut to a statement from Tim Durham, to a statement from Tim Durham, DDS in black and white. He's another evil, evil 99% of dentists who agree with the floor agent. They're trying to make Kermit the frog seem ominous. It's fucking amazing. He's just like, well, you'll notice that there's fluoride in a lot of products. Don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't don't know why is there a serial killer coming up behind me because I'm just pointing to floss.

Yeah. So someone he actually says fluoride is safe and effective and then they they fuck with the audio and it's like safe and effective. Safe and effective. Wow. Wow. It's how you know that's how you know for sure he's wrong. When you don't get to hear any more than the sentence he was saying, you're going to hear

I have that sentence ends, everything further. That's how we know he's evil. He also has several bottles of evil history on the table, which they're really trying to like pop scurrying us with too. And we also get the story that a kid at some point apparently, like eight, a whole box of fluoride when the dentist walked away and the kid died. And like, yeah, you can, you can have two, you eat a whole shit load of toothpaste. It's probably bad for you.

I don't know. Yeah, is this where they get into the toothpaste poisoning? Yeah. Okay. This is where they're like 10,000 calls a year for children who are fluoride poisoned. No, it's so much scarier than these assholes make it seem. 10,000 people a year

pay so little attention that their kid eats a fucking half a tube of toothpaste. And then walks into the living room going, the minty makes my tum tum hurt, which is so much scarier than the illuminati poisoning our water because it's real. It's also like the numbers he brings out amazing says it's 10,000 calls and you know that for every one one person who calls there's five who didn't and then let's double that because there's two different lines of something. So that's that's a hundred thousand children made ill by toothpaste. Yeah, that's fine. If you get to do,

let me make your numbers up. It's like similarly saying, well, there's 10,000 people who reported a UFO. And therefore we can assume that there are 50,000 people in total who saw it. And let's double it for the sake of it. That means there are 100,000 aliens visitors every single year. 100,000 aliens visitors every single year. They do not do well with any sort of number of stuff. No, very confusing. He talks about the warning on the back of the toothpaste as well. Okay. So keep out of reach of children. And he said, you know, that's the kind of warning you'd get on a gun. Yeah, the guns in America have that written on them. No, that would be the most gun control this country's nonsense. 2005 way too progressive for us. That would be a second amendment violation, but yeah, I don't think we have that.

I don't think we have that. No. Yeah, so at this point, you're all probably wondering how this all relates to racial genocide. Don't worry, they're going to tell us, but I have no clue what they're trying to say. Anyone have any idea what the point of this was? Well, there's two pointy-bakes. And the first one is he says, Fluoride, Hurt Babies, and it also hurts black and Hispanic Americans.

From which, from this movie, we can very clearly do the logic that, therefore, black and Hispanic Americans must be babies. There's no other explanation for us. It's a straight logic. Yeah. Did he at one point say fluoride causes black people to be more violent? Is that actually something that was said in this fucking movie? It gives them higher rates of being, quote, mentally challenged and violent criminals.

Jesus Christ. You know, David Kennedy was checking fucking watermelons for extra fluoride. This is a racist lunatic. Yeah. And here's the best part. He realizes how racist what he just said is. And he goes from the Cheerios. Because Cheerios, that's more happening.

It's fantastic. How many parts per million, how many cheerio, boxes of Cheerios, which you have, it doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Pour into the water supply. All right. Well, Eugenics component, check. It's officially a pseudoscience documentary.

Good. So we're going to take one more quick break and then we'll be back for the watery conclusion of the great calling our water. Excuse me, sir. Do you have a second? Oh, wow. You're right there. Paul Wittenberger from the electronics department of race to which mountain? Thank you. Yes. Thank you. That's me. So can I ask you a question about your water, your in Flint, Michigan? Oh, for sure. Yeah, go ahead.

Great. So are you aware that the government is putting poison in your water? Yeah. Yeah. I am. Thanks to those old pipes and poor filtration, our community has seen higher rates of cancer, developmental disorders, asthma. There's all kinds of bad consequences. Yes. Exactly. old pipes and poor filtration. Our community is seen higher rates of cancer, developmental disorders, asthma. There's all kinds of bad consequences. Yes, exactly. And I mean, a ton

of this was brushed under the rug by local politicians. I mean, it was really criminally dangerous. Totally. Yeah. Dangerous criminally. So what do you think we should do? I mean, Chino fixed what we can. There's a class action lawsuit right now, but a lot of the damage is already done. Absolutely. Gotta start by getting the fluoride out of the water, right? No, I was talking about the, the lead poisoning. Wait, what are you talking about? Uh, fluoride. What do you, the stuff fluoride? Stuff that makes your teeth stronger that they put in super tiny tiny tiny amounts in your water. Yes.

So just to be clear, you the electronics guy from which mountain that came to a place where people were legitimately poisoned by public water supply in hopes of pitching against fluoride. fluoride. Yeah. Okay. I see it now. Can I, can I still use this footage in my documentary though? I mean, no, no, I'm already, I'm, it's, it's, it's in, it's in, you are. And we're back. When we left off, Chris Maple had just explained how Florida, I'd explained the bell curve by Charles fucking Murray. And now it's time to speak with a real expert, Mary E. Moore, the activist that rhymes with scientists. They're in the same column on the periodic rhyming tables. She's an expert. Oh, and this is where she's going to cite info wars. So apparently that job interview went

pretty well, or she was still sucking up for it. It's not sure where she says that the EPA says that the most amounts that you can have is four parts per million. Right. And they never end up showing us anything with more than four parts per million in their stupid fucking tests. It's fine. No, are anywhere near four parts per million? Not even close. No, no. And the sources she cites as well, although as she's talking, they show the kind of different sources and the sources are in full was Fox News, natural news, a kid I overheard in a playground one time. Yeah, that kid was Chris Maple dressed as a kid on the playground of the island of people. Floor ride. We also get some more Godwin here. Yes. So this is

the guy from my hometown again. And he goes, you know, I met a guy from the Netherlands once who told me, fluoride is a lot like Hitler. What the fuck? One time I need one of these movies to show a Hitler speech and then be like, yeah, my argument has nothing to do with the Holocaust. We just wanted to show you that. Like never, but if they're always in there, they never make sense. It's ridiculous.

The point they're trying to make though is we all have the right to informed consent. And fluoride is being foisted upon us just like Nazism, same. And the thing about this, it's so frustrating because you wouldn't have to force fluoride into the water to get into people. If dickheads like you weren't going around saying it was killing people, like people would actually choose to have flu or I toothpaste if they recognize, if they had informed consent, but what you're doing is misinformed consent. You're giving me a bullshit. But his metaphor is so wonderful. He's like, if your doctor tries to force you to drink a glass of water, he can't do that. Never wrote in my notes, okay? So I do get to sue my doctor who told me to stop drinking just mango nectar and nothing

else. Right. But the point they're trying to make here is that fluoride is a drug and water fluoridation is the dispensing of a drug. And then they point out some details about prescription drugs that I'm pretty sure aren't true. They say the majority of prescription drugs in the majority of them, the primary ingredient is fluoride. That's, that's not true, right? No, that's, that's not true. And they go through various different drugs. And they even say, you know, every time you see the letters in this order, F, L, U, or every single time you're talking flu ride. And I thought,

that really seems superfluous. Yeah. Right. And they point out fenn, fenn had fluoride in it. And that's, you know, now banned. And they also point out that prozac has fluoride. And, you know, there are three drugs that's two, so majority, great. And we also get the health ranger again. And he's like, speaking of which, remember Columbine? That was chloride. Those kids were taken SSRIs, which have fluoride. Because I think we can all agree, the problem with Columbine is that the two shooters were getting too much mental health care. Yeah. But the thing like the SSRIs, they're like, they're trying to blame Columbine on SSRIs because SSRIs are fluoride and therefore fluoride

in the water is evil. But if fluoride in the water was evil enough to make you do that, they wouldn't need it to blame the SSRIs. They'd have blamed the water that the shooters were drinking. So you kind of make your own point that the flu or the water isn't enough to be this bad for you. You'd have to have something else to blame it on because the water couldn't cause this. They kind of defeat their own argument as they're talking. All right. Now, Marsh, again, not to not to feed the fire of bullshit here, but if the argument they were making is the fluoride and the water causes people to shoot a bunch of innocent school kids, America is like great evidence for that being true. It's really, really good. A lot of good data on that.

Yeah, the problem I have living in a country where we don't need a global pandemic to go a month without a school shooting. Where that's just the door for us. Right. One other point they're trying to make here is that drugs don't come in. A one-dose fits all format. We learn this from a lady with no title, not even an official activist, but that's the point they're making. Like, is there a water prescription that I'm not following? They seem to be unaware of the amount of water would control the dose they're describing too, not just the parts per million in the public water, as the only data point there.

Yeah, exactly. And like, yeah, you can't control how much water people drink. You know, there's literally no way it's entirely on control. There are zero ways to limit how much water people can drink. It's like somewhere between none and what? Like a hundred pounds a day? No, there's obviously a wave limiting here. You get past a certain point. You're not drinking any more water. And it's nowhere near the point where it gets dangerous.

It's very, very easy to control no matter what you're having. Right. And I'm pretty sure some medications come in the same dose for most people right? Yeah like a one a day here for the medication like I take all like there you go uh piracy tumble I see to men ifn you know you take two of those and you had it goes with yeah they don't fucking like check your blood levels before they inject you with Tylenol usually right but they're going for like this weird libertarian thing.

Like I want eight billion volts of electricity coming into my house. I can't choose that. I want informed to say about my public electricity utilities. Same thing for water. Yeah. Well, now we're going to, we're going to cut over to a new quote, expert. We're going to talk about the impact of fluoride on the brain. Yeah.

And I wrote in my notes, well, if this movie is an example, it makes you less crazy, because I assume all of these people don't take fluoride. This is also where Chris is delivering his very heartfelt monologue in the church talk back speech giving thing that we keep cutting to. And I could not tell you what he said because the lady behind him is so fucking mad that he is taking too long with his question that she completely dominates the scene. It is beautiful.

Yeah, I mean, as he's speaking is basically the platonic form of it's not so much a question. It's more of a comment. Also, he takes the microphone out the stand like he's about to deliver a tight five. He's got a bunch of index cards. He throws them away. I'm going off. Fuck. Here we go.

Starts fucking a stool. And we also get a quote from, I believe it was Paul Connett here. He says, fluoride has an impact on neurons. And as a scientist, I can tell you, I use the fancy word there, neurons. Those are the nerve hearts, nervey stuff. Yeah. He's also the guy who says the effects on the brain will be subtle. And then the very next line is our kids can't read our right. And so yeah, that's pretty subtle. That is pretty though. I guess the American education system is very difficult to tell where that baseline was

before the flu ride. Yeah, and that's when Kennedy breaks, like fluoride exposure down into job opportunities. He's like, all right, little bit of fluoride janitor, a lot of fluoride. You work it in four wars. I guess what I'm saying. Yeah, that's right. Yeah, this is where they start talking about how fluoride literally removes IQ points from kids in specific increments. Yeah, 0.59 for each milligram. You lose 0.59 for each milligram you have, which makes you think, does he think you could just have a lot of it and get all the way down to zero IQ?

And if so, could that person make a documentary because it'd be better than this one? Just for the record, one part per million equals one milligram per liter in water. So just estimating based on how much water I've had in my life, my IQ is negative trillion. We're all brain dead. What the fuck are they talking about? Oh, it's so good. All right, well, from there, we're going to cut back to the conversation with chemist slash entrepreneur, Laura Presley.

But first we're going to get a little dentist video from the 50s while she's talking before we go to her couch. So I found this. It's literally a film from the 1950s telling dumb people from the 1950s not to freak out about fluoride, but they just took the parts at the beginning where they're scared of fluoride. And not the parts where he's like, nah, fluorides as healthy as a cigarette from Marborough. Smooth, fresh. Oh God, and we also show footage from a channel full documentary here in the UK. It was made at which where they say, I think we're going to find out soon that fluoride is as bad as lead. Yeah, that documentary was made

in 1997. So any day now, any day now that was going to come here. Yeah. And they say led causes kids to be stupid. And he says, I'm guessing fluorine does that too. Yeah, we're going to get a study on that. You know, they're both in the same periodic table. I'm a scientist. So that's probably what's happening. Their whole point here is that America sucks because of fluoride, which is really ironic because America sucks because of this movie and the people in it. We also learn here that fluoride will never leave you. They will always love you like Keith and Wright never could. Okay. But this is where Laura Presley is saying her brain got damaged by fluoride as a kid.

I don't think it by myself. Okay, well, should you be a doctor then? Should we fucking lose anything you're saying? That's true. Confusing. We also get a quote from Charlie Getschull again. He confuses himself. He says, if there wasn't research that shows conclusively, conclusively that fluoride is brain poison, well, what's going on? What the fuck is happening? It's

the best. He literally said, so I wouldn't talk about it if there wasn't scientific evidence that fluoride is poison. And then you see someone off camera be like in the amounts you're talking about hard cut. Also, you got lost in your own sentence. You just did the beginning with an if statement. You have to close that with some that's fine. And we're just kind of wearing a cut cool. Oh, and then we see Kennedy as well. We say, David Kennedy talking about all the things he does to prove how much fluoride is in bottles of water. So I'm right across the evidence. I'm an expert. Also, I collect the labels from bottles of water all around the world. He's literally scrapbook of like water labels and Heineken labels and Gatorade labels.

It's amazing. Oh, I wrote my notes at this point in the movie watching crazy old man yell about water bottle labels. My job. This guy 100% trades these labels out of his scrapbook at like weird fluoride conventions. And he has like rare ones. They decided about even tells us about apparently according to him, a lady was in his words crippled by drinking li-denised tea.

And then he shows us his lip-dened label. He's like, yeah, this one's super valuable. That's that's brisk baby, right? Right? Yeah, fun news. Oh, we also see a little clip from Mike Adams talking about the baby water. And it says, water for growing babies. And I'm pretty sure, first of all, that he thinks it's water that you use to grow babies. I think that's why he got the label. But he says water for growing babies. It should say, if you want to kill your baby, feed them this. And Mike Adams was let go from the advertising firm. He didn't tell us. To be fair, Casey Anthony bought a lot. So from there, we cut over to Chris Maple harassing people in the supermarket like every single employee in the supermarket was like, just

fucking leave. Yeah, there's fluoride in some of this stuff. It's an element in the universe. It's in some of the stuff. Great. We also see him harassing some more people on the street too. He harasses the baby lady. And it always sees it cuts to her and she says, that's scary, especially as I have a newborn. We didn't hear what he said to it before that. No, we can't know what he wants. And he lists all the things that Fleurides in and he's like milk, juice, mustard, cereals, dreams, regrets, green, tree and all my tree.

It's everyone and then he calls all the water companies right because he's he's trying to do the like a super size this got you thing with the phone but like their water companies and they're used to these crazy people conversations and they take really special care with

how much fluoride is in their water so he's like how much fluoride is in their water and he's like uh point zero is in their water. So he's like, how much fluoride is in their water? And he's like, uh, 0.004 parts per million. And he's like, Oh, thank you. Yeah. All the companies are telling the truth. Yeah. And the movie doesn't seem to be aware of that. They're saying how much he's doing his test on their bottled water. It's coming up what they said. Oh, and it's amazing because there's one of them he calls up and they say, well, it fluctuates between not detected and then he looks up with his smogotcher face. And then the conversation with one guy was almost says, it's not detected to around 1.3

and his face falls because he measured it below 1.3. Right. He's got the gotcha and then it just crumbles around. It's amazing. Shhh, it's right in there, isn't it? Yeah. And I loved one of the customer service people explained that like, hey, some fluoride is naturally occurring at the spring.

And that's what's happening in ours and he just hangs up angry. Oh, there's a really lovely bit as well where he talks to, talks very quickly to David Kennedy. And Kennedy says, did you know that bottled water is not controlled by the government? And this is just such a clear open. I've heard this opening line to all sorts of sentences. And he goes on to say like, guess who does all the research on it? And I wanted Chris to say, is it the juice? It's the juice. Totally the juice. Right. But this whole section is supposed to be the big test.

Chris Maple has a fluoride tester that he got from David Kennedy and he's going to test all different waters and tap water and juice and milk. And at one point he pours his tap water into a little jar and he puts the device in there and he goes, my tap water has. And then they got and they never just was the. Yeah, because throughout the rest of this movie, it will constantly show safe doses of fluoride in every single thing he tests. It's truly, if this movie was a comedy and it had just been a 58 minutes set up to him sitting

sadly surrounded by jars where he's like, they're all fucking fine. They're all fine. There's very small amounts of fluoride in all of this. And the thing is he spent the entire day with that tester, that test for levels of flu ride in liquids. You know, though, as like a 10 minute downtime where he tested his own come, like don't tell me that didn't absolutely did. No chance minute downtime where he tested his own comb. Like, don't tell me that didn't happen. He absolutely did.

No chance he didn't test his own comb. And he ends this section by accidentally admitting that like, yeah, you know, we get enough fluoride from toothpaste. That's, that's dying of the place. I mean, people who watch your stupid fucking movies get fluoride free toothpaste and they don't. So that's not exactly useful, but you just admitted that your whole thing is done.

Yeah. Awesome. I mean, nobody wants an IQ that's high. I mean, we got to keep generating customers for natural news.com. It's not crazy. Okay. But now it's time for the big guns. Another official activist expert, John Luca Zana. It's not the big guns, though. They make it seem like this is going to be a big, you know, mic drop moment because they're near the end of the movie. But it's just a guy with a shed. And I didn't even understand how the shed fit in, but it's a guy with a shed. It my gosh. It's a shed with some dodgy wiring. He leads a couple of people into they go, oh yeah, and then they

walk back out again. Never learn what that is. Right. They never talk about it. They're not even showing us like a water system. We just see a shed with a circuit breaker that they zoom in on. Like, I'm quite certain they tried to check if there's fluoride in the electricity and hurt themselves and cut the rest of that scene.

But this is where they move on to the idea that it's all about government control. David Kennedy's back and he explains, it's all about government control. There are vortex of evil in Washington or as exact words. Now, normally, if you say vortex of evil and you're trying to make a point in a science documentary, I stopped listening there. Vortex of evil, you're ridiculous. But it's talking about Washington DC. So I'm going to allow it this time. Yeah. Yeah. He's nailed it. And this is, this is now their turn to pitch their variety of products.

Right. This is what they're, they're to pitch their variety of products, right? This is what they're, they're going to be like, no, you're probably wondering, there's got to be a better way to show a bunch of shit that all of these people sell, right? Like big, expensive, undersync filters and glass jugs of distilled water that you can buy at the supermarket and a special attachment of carbon filter for your shower. It's fucking insane. And it's amazing.

And he's going to be gutted when he finds out how they clean those reusable jugs, what they used to clean those. He's going to be devastated. Also, we get more from the health ranger here. And this is one of my favorite parts of the movie. He goes, basically, he says, you know, you can foil the illuminati with a brida. That's all. And then, and then he tells everybody who's watching his stupid fucking movie that they should stop showering. To be fair, I could have told you that nobody in this movie showers. He's like, I didn't

do a lot of non-regular showers. No question. But the health ranger personally says out loud, I shower in rainwater. He says, these days I'm drinking and showering in rainwater or well water. And I wrote my notes, yeah, it's been a rough few days since your wife kicked you out, hasn't it, Mike? It's been pretty rough. Oh, and also, Jean-Luc Gertzana, he sells this massive filtering system. And in it, he says, you can put swamp water in this and then it'll clean it right up and drink it. And I don't think he realizes that I drink swamp water. Isn't quite the convincing that he thinks it is. It's not funny. It's not. Also like access to swamps. How is that

you still to anybody who's like, Oh, you know what would be perfect if I could just drink all this swamp water around me all the time. Can't use it. What's happening? He also pauses after making that claim and looks really nervous. like someone's going to be like, Oh, cool. Can we go get some? No, you can't do, can't see it. It's just, it only works when you're not looking. We also learn a few other antidotes to fluoride. One of them, he's just like, yeah, you know, any other element from that column, like we were talking about before. So again, the antidote to oxygen would be polonium. But my favorite one, the health ranger tells us that cilantro is an antidote to fluoride. Is it? I mean, according to the health ranger, it is. So a cilantro is one of those things that you that we call it something else. So I don't even know what cilantro is, but I can tell you it isn't an antidote

to fluoride. I don't even know which herb it is. What do you call cilantro? Slantro is the thing that it's, you know, a green leaf, small leaf that you would chop up over and some people think it tastes like so goes in guac and some people think it's like, is a coriander. Oh, right. Okay. I've heard that. It's called coriander. I'll try and do not an antidote to flu ride. No. No. The only person someone does actually say something which is a pretty sure file way of reading your body of flu ride though.

And it's Doris because she says, you know, the other way you can do it is you can get rid of flu ride build up through getting too hot or you're in it and it out. And it's like, yeah, that's true Dorup through getting too hot or you're in it and it out. And it's like, yeah, that's true, Doris, but that's why we're in it. That's why we have urine to get rid of stuff our body no longer needs. That's you're right. If you've got too much, you'll piss it out. Yeah.

So that's why we got kidneys. That's why we do that. It's not really a deal. I was just picturing like an inflated guy whose skin is bright yellow being like, oh, I should have been peeing this whole time. Turns out, your nation's the antidote to water too. That's useful. And then they end on telling you to call your senator. And look, if you want to know why America's fucked,

it's because 90% of the people listening to this podcast right now, and yes, I mean you haven't called their senator, but the assholes from this fluoride movie have. Right. And the point is, we only need to rise up and demand that the government removes the element fluorine from our municipality. That's what they want us to ask for. I also, I love the advice that they give you on calling your senator, call your congressman,

call your senator, call your congressman and say, hey, what are you doing out there? What are you doing around that well? And I thought, what a confusing phone call to get is this. This is where Paul Cahnet says, we are the silent majority. Really? You sure you want to, you want to close with a Richard Nixon reference? They are neither of those things. They are loud, niche, cranks, they're neither of those things. Right. Yeah, you're the loud people from the Nazi quote

that you got wrong. Wow. Unbelievable. All right. Well, we're finally, finally, pretty much through it. We're going to wrap it up here with Chris Maple standing in front of City Hall and San Diego for his little recap. He just said, so to summarize, everything that I thought at the start was right. So this was a worthwhile journey. This is, this is definitely worth your time in mind. And then we get a little wrap up where he thanks everybody that he dealt with. And it reminded me every single person he talked to is weirdly old. They're all super duper old. So old.

And then we get a quick cut back to the health range for a second. And he's like, you know what? People are going to watch this in 50 years on DVD. I have a shiver down my spine. And they're going to think, man, you know, these, these guys who worked on mainstream movies, I mean, in the electrical department. And would we really call race to which mountain and a mainstream movie? Anyways, they're going to say they gave up on the glitz and glamour of Hollywood to interview a lady who's interviewing to be on in four wars. And also just bear in mind that Mike Adams was one of the major funders of this film.

So that's one of the reasons he gets so much time in the film. So he's basically, this film that I funded is so great. And everybody's going to go out and see this film. Like everybody's just going to rush out and give this film to loads of this film. It's going to be really successful. And everybody's going to see it. And it's a good job that I put the money into this. It's like, yeah, God is ridiculous.

I hope DVDs aren't made of fluoride. It's going to ruin their home. I don't really fuck it up. And then he ends by explaining that we're going to get a whole series of movies. This was only part one. He's already decided on at least two more. He's going to make movies about food and air. Yeah. The movie might as well have ended by cutting to Thanos with a big ear of corn in one hand and a paper airplane in the other. paper airplane in the other. All right. We made it. Sorry, he then

right. Really sorry over the credits. There is an anti-floorite rap. Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention the only good part of the movie. It's amazing. I love this. This is a rap group called play us play us play us and the only thing I could find of them is this song. So they were they were they were they were they were one hit wonder. Oh, yeah. You did play them. Good job. All right. Last thing before we wrap it up, the Illuminati, they're about seven billion people behind schedule on the great culling, but even worse, they're apparently being super racist about it. So let's help them out.

What poison should they sneak into what supply to kill more white people to be more even about it? Ooh, I'm going to go with argon into the pumpkin spice flavoring. I'm going to go with argon into the pumpkin spice flavoring. Do it. Well, if the last few weeks are anything to go by, uh, slip something deadly into a sourdough starter and you'd wipe out 80% of my Facebook friends. If you make me cringe, it was surgical precision. Oh, I feel so attacked.

All right. Well, that does it for a review of the great Culling hour of water. That's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we have to warn you about the disaster coming next week. So we like what's on deck? Well, he's, it's a movie so bad that I have saved it and reserve for two and a half years. But when times are darkest and the God of a movie signal hits the sky, we have to watch the anti abortion crying Jesus, janitor, racist, misogynistic film that is Allison's choice.

Rough. I'm so excited. Well, with that to look forward to, we're gonna bring up episode 244 to a merciful close. Huge thanks to Marsh, as always, and in case anybody's new, where can they hear more of your stuff? So you can check me out on the Sketch with the K podcast,

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