God Awful Movies - 262: Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation

Episode Date: August 25, 2020

On this week’s episode: Eli and Heath team up with veteran guest masochist Michael Marshall for a skeptical review of Plandemic 2(?): InDOCTORnation. --------------------- You can find Marsh on Twitter here: https://twitter.com/MrMMarsh --------------------- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

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Marsh. I'm pleased to say we finally broke. We did. His notes devolved into insanity. Right. And speaking of which, sitting somewhere in his magic ivory tower that blocks the 5G COVID waves is my great friend, Michael Marshall. Marsh, welcome back. Thank you for having me back guys. So I best way to do it. I think that's the best way to do it. And so, I think that's the best way to do it. And so, I think that's the best way to do it. And so, I think that's the best way to do it.

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So let's just go ahead and spill it. Tell us, Marsh, what are we going to be breaking down today? We watched plannedemic again, or a planned emic to it. It's kind of tricky to know exactly what it was that we watched, because it's the movie that we reviewed a clip of. Electric Boogaflu. Yeah. Excellent. So we reviewed a half an hour chunk of this film in episode 248, and this is the full length version,

and it doesn't include that half an hour that we reviewed or almost anything of anyone that was in that half an hour that we reviewed or almost anything of any one that was in that half an hour. But mostly it spends the full movie explaining why the response to that half an hour clip of the movie, that isn't in this movie, why that response was wrong. This is basically not the movie. Yep. Yes it is.

And Eli, how bad was not on the movie? Well, if you love the 20 minutes of dangerous lies that were the trailer for this movie, but you were really hoping they dig in and double town on their own oppression narrative, you will love this movie. If pandemic is a guy yelling a racial slur in a viral Twitter video, pandemic indoctrination is that guy's Fox news appearance. All right.

I guess that tracks having missed part one myself. I felt like I walked into an argument with a guy yelling at Nick Slur's video at me as if we'd already been doing that for like half an hour. So any chance you guys catch me up on what I missed really quick? Yeah. So um, Dr Judy had solved HIV before she'd even finished a PhD until Tony Fauci came along and stole all of her research and therefore forced her to definitely not steal intellectual property from her employer, sending her to prison in the process, all of which proves that COVID is a Chinese plot to enrich the CDC.

In RICS, the CDC. Okay, no, I got that hard. Yeah. Also, and just because the movie is going to go back there on purpose, she's pretty sure going to the beach without a mask will cure your COVID. Yes. They could have just left up it out. They could have just not come back to that.

With that just like being at a bit the sand kind of just fixes the immune system. I don't know. We'll get there. That's something they'll say. All right. Is there anything you guys would like to nominate this one for being the best at being the worst at? Yeah. So I want to say best worst delivering on a trailer. You know, we've already touched on this, but we watched a full half an hour clip of this film. And that exer was not in a trailer. You know, we've already touched on this, but we watched a full half an hour clip of this film, and that excerpt was not in this film. The whole main focus of the clip was Judy Mikavic's, and she isn't really in this film at all.

Instead, this film is an hour-long response to critics of the half an hour clip. And it reminds me, you remember when the first look at Sonic, in the latest Sonic film came out, and people were like, ooh, we do not like what that looks like. And then they went away and changed the visuals of the character. It's sort of like that, except if instead of changing the character appearance, they just changed the plot of the film to be all about defending the character's appearance.

That is the perfect metaphor for this movie. You know, Jim Carrey, anti-vaxing too, if it's right. Yeah. All right. Sonic doing a bunch of squats. All right. I'm going to go with best worst density of wrong. Ooh, that's impressive for our show.

Yeah, I know. I know it took me so fucking long to watch this stupid fucking movie It's not that long of a movie, but it took forever just because I had to pause every five seconds Like I'd be writing some absurd lie that they just said and then I'd miss like four more absurd lies if I didn't pause it so Many times I'd be in the middle of typing like nope You're clearly lying and here's why and the movie be like anyway moving on Bill Gates is going to blow up the sun with a rocket and I'd be like no, no, not moving on. It's just so much wrong per minute. It's a me like this movie is the osmium of wrongness. It's ridiculous.

Oh, see, I was going to go with best worst time killing movie. So as he mentions in the top of our notes, I'd to fucking keyster this movie across the border to get this to March so that we could make fun of it. I sent this one, this is a 100% true. I sent the link to this movie in a private Facebook message to Marsh and Facebook deleted the private message. That's good. That's good. Right? Like, Facebook should not be helping anyone spread deadly misinformation.

That is a very good use of their platform, but I would have loved to have not had to attach a DVD to a carrier pigeon so that we could all make fun of this fucking thing. Also, now I know I'm red flagged on some service somewhere on the Facebook algorithm. They're like, I got a fucking asshole. Don't let him post it. Right. All my pictures are going to load slow for the next six months. Yeah.

So Eli did the carrier pigeon thing. But then we learned that Marsh actually keystered the extended wider cut and he was not going to waste that effort and the risk of, you know, black helicopter arrest. So we watched that one with extra stuff. Also my laptop exploded somehow. It was probably unrelated. Either way, we're going to take a quick break at this point. And then we'll be back to tell you all about plannedemic to in Doctor Nation. God, that's a doctrine or a doctor's a word. Hell yeah. All right, everyone.

Welcome to the very first writers meeting for plannedemic in doctor nation, in doctor nation. You guys got it? No, we're so clever because doctors are evil. Yeah, exactly. So obviously our first foray into the public sphere was a huge hit. Yeah, was people loved us. Right. Right. Right. Mostly the mentally ill, the stupid and the mentally ill and stupid like you said. It's our target demographic. Yeah, it's our demo, right? So I'm thinking in the full-length version, we can really dive into the arguments

we made in the first movie, like really prove our point. Right, right, yeah. About that. Oh, what, what's the problem? So a lot of stuff that we said in the first, in the trailer was, uh, Redaligned of wrongness. Yeah, not as right as we'd have liked.

Yeah, let's go. Oh, was it? Two, two a criminal degree for some of it. Oh, for some of it, yeah, for sure, for sure. Okay, so we're not gonna talk about Fauci stealing. Judy. Nobody said stealing. I don't know. There anyone saying stealing. All right. All right. But what about the fact that masks are actually causing more

probably than their. I don't remember anyone saying anything about masks. That's, yeah. All right. So what can we talk about? Well, I mean, people were like very, very mean about the first movie, like Solmean. And, and if you phrase it right, Judy was arrested without a signed warrant, which is being arrested without a warrant.

That's been signed. That's been signed. That's been signed. Exactly. Plus, we checked and patented the coronavirus is vague enough that we can probably spend a lot of time on that. Okay, guys. I mean, that's good. I guess, but that's like 20 minutes.

We need to fill the movie. We need more. Bill Gates is a dick. That's true. He is. He is. All right. All right. Yeah. So we can fill the rest with that. Awesome. Oh, well, yeah. Definitely. Definitely. Right. Because he is though. He is. The worst. Hope he dies. And we're back. And we're going to open this one up with a little speech from one of the producers about how the movie you're watching on the internet got banned from the internet. Brian Rose is this guy. So I made you guys do this bit because we could because Brian Rose at London Real, he's

basically like a British wannabe Alex Jones. That's where he's clearly positioned himself and has more and more so over the last kind of year or so. And so he ran the world premiere of pandemic two through his own weird livestream platform thing. And so that's why he gets to do this introduction. And as far as I can tell, his introduction seems to take place somehow in a British themedthemed Nazi memory, Biglia Bunker. And it's, okay, really impressive. He's hit that. What the fuck was that?

I don't know. It like, like a libertarian antique store that they used for a set. I wrote a minute. I could do most of the show on this room alone. There's like, there's an hour worth of material just scrutinizing every detail because it's so weird. He's got in the middle of his floor in front of him. He's got a silver-plated statue of a bulldog. And I just want to see how many times per day he trips over that when he forgets when it's happened. It's so, these tiny little slices of life of evil people are my favorite parts of this job, right? Like, yeah, Ray Comfort, bad arguments, homophobo, but like, what's Ray Comfort's

bathroom look like? Apparently, it's got a silver-, homophob, but like what's Ray Comfort's bathroom look like? Apparently it's got a silver plated bulldog because they all got one of those. It's amazing, but yeah, he's going to dedicate the first 10, 15 minutes of his intro to you can't watch the movie you're watching. From his room that is all I'll say, the other only thing I'm going to say about his room is that everything in this room makes him look like he supported Winston Churchill because of the racism. I wasn't too keen on all that anti-hitl stuff, but the Bengal famine was A plus. It was absolutely nailing in the front. Also, I couldn't see his face because his tie-knit

was too big. Oh, God. Wonderful. What was happening there? Yeah, it looks like he stole and that tie from a teddy bear. It's, it's a delightful sign. This film, it turns out, will have a weird preoccupation with men in ties and men tying ties and the ties that men are wearing. It's, it's a recurrent theme and I did not see that coming in pandemic. Yeah. We watch somebody tie a tie in the movie. Yeah. It is obvious that the guy who made pandemic like can't tie a tie. So everyone he meets who can. He's just like, holy shit. You must be some kind of rocket scientist, doctor. I had to tell you, I tried that on myself last week, ended up choking myself to sleep. So yeah, we will be featuring that heavily

in my documentary. Thank you. This is a double Windsor. Okay. Yeah. So he starts talking about the interview with David Eike that he did also, which is a big part of this little intro.

Apparently they interviewed David Eike and it was like banned from the internet. No, it wasn't. It got deleted from YouTube, I guess, but it ruined their thing. He's like, yeah, this is going to be the second largest YouTube video ever that day. And we're going to have 40 million views. But then Mark Zuckerberg deleted us. Yeah. And he paints himself as underground, whilst also saying that his video got millions of views and has so many people watching it. You can't be underground when you are the second biggest thing on YouTube behind a Donald Trump

speech. Yep. Also Mark Zuckerberg doesn't own YouTube. It's fine. But his platform as well is called London Real and you know that a new source is legitimate when they put real in the title. That's how you know it's a real new source. Yeah. London real true news. All the best. All the best news sites. Have it right there in the title. He's also explaining that like, London real is going to be the new YouTube, but for free speech.

And he lists the people that he's going to have on the platform. And he's like, we have people like anti-vaxxers, anti-vaxxers, anti-vaxxers and gnome chomp ski. And I feel like gnome got a weird email from a friend just being like, Hey, man, did you sign up for a thing, a new YouTube? I was in this Harper's letter too. I got a check on the stuff that I get myself into. I just say yes to everything.

What can I say? Yeah. Also, by the way, on that list of intellectual luminaries that are interviewed by London real, also Robert F. Kennedy Jr. The anti-vaxxer and the liar from their apparently trailer for this movie, who's barely in this movie, Judy Mike of it. And Dr. technically not allowed to say Dr. Andrew Wakefield. I wrote my notes, Dr. Longpaws Andrew Wakefield. Yeah, Dr. Can I say Dr. Can we get a lawyer? No.

Andrew Wakefield, who has a job. I think legally there has to be at least one second, or two other words, between the word Dr. and Andrew Wakefield. If you only were legally allowed to do that. Figured out how to end a sentence with Dr. and then start with Andrew Wakefield. And he makes such a big deal about how his new

platform is going to be like censorship free. And I thought, if that's true, like, maybe we should see if he will host this episode on there. If he's that that keen on free speech and that keen on kind of being censorship free, you know, this conspiracy mongering quack repellent Uber cunt, basically. If I just want to know, how do we go about getting this episode posted to your censorship free platform, Brian? Yeah. See, and that was Marseys' solution. My solution was, I'm going to put a bunch of videos in my butthole. So if you ever need the difference between me and Michael Marshall in a 10 second sound by

Baroness, and he keeps saying he's all about anti-sensorship and free speech sort of he thinks that's what he's saying. And he gives that quote, I don't agree with what you say, but I'll defend to the death you're right to say it. He says that again at the end. I think he's lying. Like he'll defend Google's right to the speech on their platform by removing speech from their platform to the death. their platform by removing speech from their platform

to the death. I think we should test that. Yeah, like he'll defend to the death our right to say stuff he disagrees with. So I'm really looking forward to him having my back when we're pointing out how many of his supporters are going to die of COVID-19 as a direct result of the things he's saying. I expect you to have my back on that Brian. Yeah. And then as he's closing out his little intro, he's like, okay, everybody stop. This is fucking serious. Share my link. Seriously, you stop it right now.

Sure. This fucking video, I'm being silenced right now during this video that I just told you to share on the internet, which is share. Yeah, he wants you to share. He wants you to donate to him. He reads out the URL that you use to donate to him for one thing that URL doesn't work. I tried it, he's read that out wrong.

The other thing is, he's offering people the chance to become a founding member of the platform he's currently speaking on. If you give him, you'll be the founding member of a thing he's already using to communicate with you. Amazing. And then, and I want to say, this is a God awful movie's first. He ends his intro with also I just want to say this has been a really hard month for me

personally. Someone pooped in my shoes at the gym. I don't want to get into the details. I don't want to name names. I have my suspicions, but someone pooped in my shoes. They were new shoes and they, and someone pooped in them. All right, here's blend them in too. Yeah.

He's having a bad year. So he finally closes out his little intro and now the video actually starts and we get a fair use notice. It says, these views are not intended to malign any religion, ethnic group, club, organization, company, individual, or anyone, or anything. Every person named is innocent until proven guilty in a court of law. So like, bigotry doesn't count that you're about to hear. And none of us got convicted

yet. Technically, enjoy our science documentary. I think that isn't a fair use notice. You can't bury a none of what we're saying should be taken seriously in a fair use copyright notice. You've just tied on the notice that way, so people don't bother reading it, but you can still point to the fact that you said it at the start. It's so disingenuous. Yep.

So we get the notice and from there, we cut to the pandemic simulation exercise funded by the evil dates foundation. And if we want to know how good this movie is at fact checking, they put up a caption on screen that says October 2019, five months before the pandemic, which started in December 2019. And the point they're trying to make is that the UN created this pandemic somehow, or Bill Gates created it, but also did a simulation about it. Did a publicly broadcast simulation about it, which is, that would make them fucking idiots,

right? If they are the evil architects of the pandemic, the fact that they televised them planning it is the worst plan ever, right? One of my favorite parts though is in the simulation, the people who are doing it correctly predicted that idiots would think the UN and Bill Gates created the pandemic. Yes. They might as well say like some assholes going to make a movie that shows this clip

and put evil music behind it. Yeah. It's amazing. There's like one lady who's saying there might be some conspiracy theories that arise about farmer basically because people are dicks. And this films like, aha, proof,

proof you see that it was farmer who did it. I wanted it to turn into like a full on conspiracy or a borrows where they have someone simulating plannedemic inside the simulation showing the clip of this clip inside the simulator. It never started. And the thing is that they make a big deal, right? The thing is they make a big deal about the fact that this was a respiratory illness that they're simulating, that's simulating. You know, respiratory illness that causes mass death and a shortage of PPE. But that isn't proof that

therefore this conspiracy. It's evidence that we don't listen to warnings. You know, it's like if your teacher tells you don't run with scissors and then you run with scissors and stab yourself, that isn't proof that the teacher secretly stabbed you. Right. What's crazy is we were so aware that this was going to happen that all the smart people got together and planned this shit like a mega game to see if we'd be totally fucked and spoiler alert. We are. Yeah. Everything in the simulation is correct and they're showing it to us. Like the moral of the story is listen to the fucking nerds when they do simulations about stuff.

But the moral of the story, according to London real is, how did these science nerds know so much about science? Like the predictive nature of science is a conspiracy in their head. And they end with, did this need to be so bad? Yeah. And that is a question we'll be asking throughout this movie. That is a recurrent policy in my little. Honestly. All right. Well, they close out their little segment about Bill Gates' simulation.

They'll circle back to it. And now the movie really, really begins. No, it doesn't. We're watching the producer director Mickey Willis talking about pandemic part one now. Uh, this is also where we see it like up on screen for the first time, the name of the film, pandemic in Dr. Nation and I wrote my notes and I am out already. As you're quoting me, boys, I want nothing more to do with it. In Doctor Nation. Oh, God. And he introduces us to the anti-vaxxer, anti-hero, Judy Mike of Itz from his first one, which is trailer,

again, just to be clear. And he calls her a science whistle blower. That's her job. Like she's exposing big data and she's blowing the whistle on science and he's trying to blow her up and make her out to be the hero. He actually says, after speaking with Judy Mike of its legal team, I'm confident

she's the most honest person ever. Yeah, yeah. He said one thing I can say is that Judy is one of the most honest people I've ever known. And when one of the most honest people you've ever known is someone who went to prison, you've got a question on the judgment or your social circle, but one of those two has to go. Yeah, this this part of the movie is like the bizarre version of that adage. It's like if everyone in the world thinks you're a asshole, they're the assholes. This is uncolored. I don't know how this metaphor works now.

And then they show us an evil montage of fact checking articles, scrolling in front of us. And people just take in the piss out of pandemic part one. And I'm really upset that the previous episode we did was not featured in that montage. This is why you've got to get out of all the on-intavideo guys. You get to make it into montage if you do video pissed it. Right. And then they tell us about their website that literally has a rabbit hole button. Yeah. You can't just lean into bullshit and then wink and now you're not bullshit. Fuck off, no. Absolutely not.

The great thing about that research page is called at the rabbit hole. But like when Alice went down the rabbit hole, she ended up in a world of make believe where nothing she saw was real. Yeah. Yup, and then we get a little bit more from Judy Micavitz. He asks her about being listed 13th out of 13 authors,

and apparently people made fun of her for that. So I think there's something odd going on here, because I think he's conflicting too, bit of criticism, because if you're the last named author on a paper, I check this with actual scientists. The last named author is the more senior person on that paper. You know, the person in charge of the interview or the charge of more senior person on that paper. You know, the person in charge of the, the

the individual part, charge of the team that did that paper. But the criticism she got wasn't about the later work that she did when she was in that position. It was the criticism of her saying she basically invented a cure for HIV before she finished a PhD. That's the stuff that we were saying you weren't that senior at the time for, but he just puts those two pieces together and has her answer them in one go.

Well, not answer them, in fact. Yeah, nobody was like, yeah, Watson was amazing, but Crick was a fucking quack. Yeah. Yeah. Also, apparently the second half of the sentence where she explains what March just said, wasn't fit for this film because we watched her go, well, actually, the 13th author is the most senior scientist. And then her mouth keeps moving and the voiceover is like, never mind whatever the fuck she's about to say. If you're a liar, how come you retracted your paper?

And she's like, oh, they made me retract my paper. I didn't do it like of my own free will. And I wrote my notes. Oh,, well now I trust you completely. No, even more than that, she said I was forced to react it as I was in jail. As I said, that is really nailed the trust on you, sir. My science was too good, I had to retract it. Also, I was in jail.

There's one thing to point out, because this film's gonna have like talking heads with lots of people, we saw like a little flash cut of different people that we're gonna see throughout the film. And it's funny how many of the people we're gonna see are introduces like activist or researcher or educator or author or writer. And like those are all words that are only jobs if they've got other words attached to them either side. thinker thoughts. Great philosopher who once said something. Yeah. And then she wraps up by being like, I would hate to kill someone. If I found out that I had killed one grandparent or one person that, that would just be the end for me. And I'm like, Oh, hey, Judy,

I've got great news. It's the end for you. Maybe she'd only be disappointed to hear that she'd only killed one person. If I find out I killed one person, like after doing all of this, I'm looking to get into three figures minimum, like the amount of effort I've put it. So Judy, Mike, of it tries to talk a little bit more, but they just fade out as they enjoy doing. And then she's done no more from her. Mike of it tries to talk a little bit more, but they just fade out as they enjoy doing. And then she's done no more from her. Nope. That's enough.

We're going to, she's going to have her mouth move in the video though. I don't know. Why don't they just like just have her finish a sentence and cut? You can do it. Just tell her to finish the sentence. Anyway, now they move on and we're going to meet David E. Martin, who wears a bow tie, like a real scientist, and we're watching him get dressed in a different suit than they show us him wearing in his interview. Yeah. Like was this one trickier

to put on? Like on. I have. Okay. So, Marsh, maybe you can help me out because I went down a David E. Martin rabbit hole trying to figure out who the fuck this nut bag is. Oh, okay. He appears to be claiming that he invented a computer that can tell the intent of communication. Like, you can feed a bunch of stuff into his computer program that he invented and it'll tell you what like your wife really meant by her divorce papers. But every level of communication from this guy is salesmanship bullshit.

So I have no idea what this guy's thing is. I think he might be a patent scammer, but he could also just be like a random crazy person. It's impossible for me to tell. He just says linguistic a random crazy person. It's impossible for me to tell. He just says linguistic genomics a lot. Yeah. And he talked about how he was like looking into tax fraud as well. Like that's his area was tax fraud. I thought why are we talking to a tax fraud guy who did stuff on linguistics about anything to do with a pandemic? And why specifically are we talking to one who looks like the body double standing for the principle from back to the future?

talking to one who looks like the body double standing for the principle from back to the future. I think so he's in patents. That's like the thing he used that computer program for to figure out which patents actually have language that intends to essentially copy a different patent. And he claims that the program figured out that approximately one third of all US patents are actually copies of other patents. Yeah, but that's, that's all patents. That's not medical patents. That's all patents. And you can patent anything and people frequently do. So it's not that much of surprise to

me that there are scammers out there who are filing dodgy patents that are just copies of other patents. That it's not at all remarkable to me. And they make him out like he's a fucking mega hacker for having sorted this out. They even like have him looking at a map and then we see like hacker code come onto the screen like it's the matrix, but if you pause it and actually read the code, it's just HTML header text. You can see it's a CSS for like just a web page with a font that's aligned left, side 11 points, solid border.

It's like that's the like magic hack a text. And what is that solid border of one third of patents exactly? Right. And the claim here is that the CDC has a patent on coronavirus, just like anything with that word in it is patented by the CDC, which I don't think is how it works. No, I think, and this will be one of the main arguments of this movie is the idea that like they're counting on your grandma not to know the difference between one, coronavirus is in general and COVID-19 and two, patenting medical technology, especially medical secrets used to treat and analyze coronavirus and patenting the actual little spider-dude

that gets you sick. Yes, yeah, that's exactly it because they say later on, you know, they filed a patent, not just on the virus, but on the method and the kit used it to detect it. And it's just like having, imagine you read a patent that was talking about a flea collar. It's like saying they filed a patent, not just on the concept of a dog, but also on their new design for a flea collar. It's like, no, they patented the flea collar. They just mentioned dogs in it in the same way.

They explain what a dog was first. Oh, yeah, but his genius program can detect the word dog. But his point is that like, okay, so the CDC patented coronavirus and only they could do anything with SARS or coronavirus ever since they won't even let you have a little coronavirus to play with at home, even if you promise to be super responsible with it. Yeah, he says, he's a laundry list of people who want to take the credit for inventing coronavirus. Like, there's nobody trying to get credit for inventing coronavirus. That's just a ludicrous, and he also blames Fauci. He shows a patent, which for one is a patent for a replication defective form of the virus. So it couldn't spread, and that's what they've done. They've knocked out a bit of it, so it can't spread.

And that's what they're patenting, that thing they've done to it. But he shows that and blames Fauci for that patent. And very clearly, Fauci is not listed on that patent. It's just, it's right there, you've showed us the patent. We can see it's got nothing to do with him. But the theory that he's pushing here is that like, the WHO saw the SARS outbreak of 1999, and they were like, oh, we can make

a ton of money if we had a SARS outbreak, right? That'll do. That'll do great for the economy, a big airborne illness. That'll fucking crush it. And they started their 11 year plan. And just to point out midway through this conversation with David. He does change into a second board, a third Bortie, in fact, he just changed Bortie's midway through this. So he's, he is that guy who is almost, who is always wearing a Bortie and it turns out a multitude of Bortie mid conversation. Oh, you know what? I kind of make sense because his lip is pouring sweat at this point. Yeah. So maybe he's sweating through entire boat. It was sagging. pouring sweat at this point. Yeah.

So maybe he's sweating through entire boat. Yeah. It was sagging. Yeah. I get it. Yeah. My son does that with bibs. So I get it.

Oh, and he thinks he's got such a gotcher as well. He's got this little smog smile on his face. He's saying, you know, it's illegal under like the Geneva Convention or whatever it was to patent a naturally occurring thing. So either they've tried to patent the naturally occurring thing, which is legal, or they created it themselves, which means they've released it. And that's also illegal. So, ah, they've done this.

Like, no, or they've patented the technology to detect it, which is what the patent says. And we would see that's what it says, if the screenshot of the patent didn't have the patent label covering over the bit that explains what's being patented, you superposed a patent number over the bit that says the kit that's used to detect it is what we're patented here. Also, biotech companies weren't like locked out of trying to also create vaccines for SARS. In fact, they show us Jim Kramer on mad money talking about private biotech stocks, which kind of fucks up their whole thing. Just don't show us that, whatever. And I also brought my notes that he introduced us to his whiteboard theory of what happened. And it's a full whiteboard with like a date line on it. And it's got Ralph Barrack, Chapel

Hill, bats, COVID with an arrow pointed to China slash NC, DARPA, JJ, who I can only assume is a reference to Jonathan Jerry, and that's why he's not on the show right now, because he's been caught out by a pandemic. But I was, I was hoping to see a crazy conspiracy theory whiteboard that's in one of these films. I finally got it. I wrote my notes, God, the only thing I could make this better is Jan and Pushpins and we'll put a pin in that. They actually, they point out that we gave Grant money from the US to a place that had Wuhan in the title and then you like draws a line and dry erase marker to the word Wuhan

and circles it. Yeah, technically not a pushpins and yarn, but you know, we're gonna literally do that later. So apparently they're done with that point about stars and we're gonna meet with Merrill Nass, who is also technically a doctor, I think. So Marsh, do you want to tell the story behind Merrill Nass? Because it's sad, I'm sad about Merrill Nass being in this movie. Oh, so I don't know the story behind Meryl Ness? Because it's sad. I'm sad about Meryl Ness being in this movie. Oh, so I don't know the story behind Meryl Ness. I look at our website a little bit,

but I don't know much about it. So please enlighten us, yeah. All right, so here's a knock knock joke. So Meryl Ness can't sue us. Uh, Meryl Ness actually was one of the first people to detect like modern germ warfare. When she was working as a doctor, she found it in like a place where people were being used on civilians and it's absolutely terrible and stuff like that.

And that would again, knock knock who's there drive her fucking crazy. So now as we she's reporting from her massage table to tell us about how COVID-19 is probably also germ warfare, which again, I don't really, it's like if that trucker who got dragged out of his truck during the LA riots was put on to talk about car safety, I feel like Merrill Nath is a little bit biased in her opinions there. Right, but who benefits from this plot?

Like she's claiming that the US and China combined forces to create a global pandemic on purpose. Like the two largest economies in the world conspired to destroy the world economy and kill people in large numbers from both countries. I don't even understand what she was trying to say. Yeah. And she says, you know, there are some experts who say it isn't manmade, but she says they're obviously wrong.

It doesn't tell us why they're wrong, because it's therefore obvious that somebody made them publish this stuff saying it's not man-made. And then someone made everybody else write articles about how this isn't man-made, and she's saying, so who's making them do that? She's literally saying, on the one hand, there's them and all of mainstream science, and on the other hand, there's me. So someone must be paying all of them to disagree with me. That is the point she's making.

Right. I have my evidence. I won't ever tell you it, but I have a massage table behind me. So you know I could be taken seriously. Right. And at this point, I thought she would explain what's wrong with all those studies that say COVID-19

is not in fact manufactured. Yeah, but then it was like, and seen, which means either she didn't do that and we moved on or she did do that and the film decided it would make their argument stronger not to include her reasons for why she believed in Jesus. It just wasn't bad enough. I didn't think it felt bad enough.

It didn't make it past the pandemic lawyers and that says a fucking lot. Yeah. Well, they cut away from her. So we don't get any questions answered. And now they're going to talk with the old man from up. Oh my God. Luke Montagne is a portrait of Ben Shapiro that's been aging instead of him. He looks like a distasteful ventriloquist dummy of Benjamin Button. It's really, it's a lot. I think he looks like if you left a rice crispy in the bowl too long to go soggy and then put a wig on it. He's got that guy's look about his face. He's got the most ludicrous

comor, but comor that I have ever seen. I've had to screenshot it and zoom in and include that in my notes because there's a point in this in in in this picture of it where his hair his call over starts at the side of his hair and then sweeps up into the front of his side parting and I just found myself going frame by frame through the footage of him like it was the fucking Zapruder film like his hair is going up and to the left like his hair is going up and to the left, up and to the left. Tim, we're going to need you to take this and put it on the Facebook page. The truth is out there to each the controversy. It makes no sense. His hair is non-uclidean.

Like, there's no way to describe it, but I'm looking at it. Yeah, I mean, he's like often used by homie paths as proof that water does have a memory. And I can understand why because the top of his head has only the memory of hair. It's still retrained in memory of hair. I mean, no offense, guys. I remember my hair. So he's on the news. And the reporter actually asked him a great question

that I had in my head too. Like, why the fuck would the US trying to team up to invent disease? What would be the purpose of that? And Luke Montagne is just like, why the fuck would the US try and team up to invent disease? What would be the purpose of that? And Luke Montenegh is just like, yeah, I have no idea. I'm just like, I, I, no follow up questions, please. He gets all busy about it.

He's like, oh, go get out of my house. You're on news, being interviewed. You didn't think anyone would ask you the question, why I am a truth speaker. Good day, sir. Hang up the camera. question why I am a truth speaker. Good day, sir. Hang up the camera. And then Mickey Willis comes back in to just add a little narrative to this and complain

that suddenly out of nowhere, people are doing fact checking and it's ruined. And now we're going to get a stock footage time lapse shot. I didn't even understand it, like I don't know what they were going for. This is about the problem of fact checking. I guess we were getting like a speed shot of all the fact checking. Yes.

And now we're gonna get an entire segment on the problem of fact checking. Yeah, he says the pace of the modern world. So while he's saying pace the modern world, you see a woman stood still with like time lapse, everyone walking past it because all the modern world saw fast. But he says the pace of the modern world

makes it nearly impossible for working people to research the events and policies that shape their lives. And I'm like, yeah, right, that's the entire problem with this movie is people don't have the time to research and fact check for themselves because of the pace the That is the business model of London real. That is correct. Yeah. So they complain some more that they got banned from the internet and then they tell us to Google their movie on the internet. Oh, there's a really small moment while he's googling because Google does the thing where it all fills suggestions based on your, like your search history. Right.

So as he's typing in pandemic, it, it, we see his alter-filled suggestions are PlayStation, Planet Fitness, Planet Parenthood and Panda Express. That is the window into his mind. I get it, I get it. You buy the kid a PlayStation, you get a planet fitness, you look too good, plan, parent. I don't just say I follow the line check. I need some general sales chicken.

Yeah. Yeah. The whole point of this is that, yeah, if you look us up on Google, literally none of the quote unquote news sites or even websites that agree with us or are willing to show our movie show up. Yeah. He's annoyed that the internet is filled with people proving how wrong he is. And so he puts that in the movie, all these shots of people saying how wrong. Amazing. And the point is like, well, people hear things and then they don't check with experts and

they just repeat it. Like, we might as well be watching the birthing video for this movie. He doesn't realize that he's saying that. Yeah, he says that in today's copy paste journalism, it's common for hundreds of outlets to publish the exact same report. This is not a result of laziness. It's by design. And I took issue with this because number one, these were not all the exact same report. This is not a result of laziness, it's by design. And I took issue with this because number one,

these were not all the exact same reports. You're showing us them while you're saying that and we can see these are different people saying different things about you. It's not the result of design. I literally teach a classic university for journalism students about this. It's not about design, but your whole fucking movie

is a copy and paste documentary. Like you are just taking stuff, the stuff you've seen somewhere else and just pasting it straight into film and fact checking nothing at all. You are the worst example of the thing you're saying is bad. And the claim is that Google has too much power. And I'm like, yes, but definitely not for whatever fucking reason you're about to say. Google might have too much power, but definitely not over you, Mickey Willis, not over you.

Sorry, let me just being pandemic. Yep. Still a bunch of scientists explaining how you're liars. Yep. Yeah, like us. Yep. Yep. Still on like us too.

Yeah. And speaking of the importance of credible sources, now we cut over to Ted Cruz. And he's he's he's questioning people in a Congress hearing about how the internet can mess with democracy. Like, I was just choking on some irony down the wrong pipe. Ted Cruz was doing that. It shows an article here about the Google blacklist and article written by Paul Joseph Watson, so you know the story is good. Yep, the flat guy from Info was,

uh, says that Google could manipulate voting to cost Trump the election. Oh, God. Yeah. Interesting. Yeah. And we get some examples, by the way, this is where we get the Google whistle blower, which is just some guy you got fucking fired. But he explained that he went inside Google to the real search engine. You know, the one that has all the celebrity boobs on it. And the Google Blacklist has things like cancer cure. Yeah, he was the first genius to figure out if you Google Google, you get all of their

dirty secrets. But the thing is, you know, Google Blacklist things like Cancer Queer Fine, right? But as someone who's literally spent the last five or 10 years of my working life trying to get Google to do that, I can probably say that Blacklist is nothing to be scared of. Like last week, I literally had to have a conversation with Google in the UK about someone advertising

how to cure cancer using Google ads. They were paying Google in order to appear in the Google search at the top to say, how we can cure your cancer. Like that blacklist is not doing it at job. It's nothing to be scared of. But you know what is something to be scared of? Snopes. And I am.

Look, I've seen this take down of snopes that we're about to talk about dozens of times. I am so excited to talk about this argument for the first time on the show because it is one, the best ad hominem I've ever seen people just casually use over and over again. But also because it just has nothing to do with snopes. No, absolutely nothing. He starts by being like, well, guess what? Snopes was using Google being like hosts and then go straight to the ad hominem of pointing out that the the snopes guy, the guy who founded it, the guy and his wife, the guy, the husband hired a prostitute at some point

and that's part of their divorce. That was it. That's the whole argument. You want to know what the problem with snopes is? One of their founders had sex with a sex worker. Yeah, maybe. And one of the people who he hired for snopes used to be an escort and had photos taken up her and the message of this film is remember kids. If anyone's ever taken a naked photo of you, your opinion on vaccines is invalid.

Now, let's listen to what Jennifer Carthy has to say about vaccines. And his biggest problem with snopes, besides that guy had a prostitute at some point, snopes said that Judy Mike of its was jailed with a charge, which she was, right? Yeah, yeah. And then he's like, well, hold on.

Let's ask this guy, am I lying about this? And the guy's like, nope, what about this guy? Am I lying? Nope, okay, that's settled. But I don't even know who those guys were. They just did literally just enough, like one second for a guy to be like, not lying. Yeah, I think they were writers, uh, researchers, uh, educators,

and I was trying to figure out what language trick they're playing here, because they're very clearly doing a like, it's actually whoops to the bill toles or whatever, but I never quite realized it is. But like, let me remind our audience that I am perfectly allowed to say there is no pending legal action against puzzle and a thunderstorm LLC. That's a sentence I'm allowed to say. It leaves a lot of stuff out. I can say that. It will immediately. And just to be clear, she definitely got charged with felony crimes. Yeah. And that's why she was putting it down. They will show us later. In fact, the charges got dropped. What got dropped if there weren't charges? They show the same image.

This is the closest I can get to what this might be. They show the same image of a blank spot on a warrant. So I think they might be saying that like someone forgot to sign form 53 B. And therefore none of the charges that were ever put against her were valid. Yeah, I mean, I don't know because I've not seen the actual kind of forms themselves, but that's what it sounded like a lot to me, the way they keep very specifically wording, and they'll come back to it to that like throughout this, this movie, very specific wordings of how she was kind of arrested. There's not many formulations of the sentence around her arrest that you could say, I think, and it still be right. So I think that's

what it is. I think there's a very specific formulation of the sentence they've got, which is technically correct, but utterly meaningless. Right. And just to be clear, yeah, the charges did eventually get dropped, but because she gave back the stuff she stole after being a fugitive for a second and getting forced to get it back. And then they were like, all right, we'll drop the charges. You gave the stuff back. I'm pretty sure that's what happened. And the thing is, so this is all kind of on why snops can't be trusted.

But the thing is, this is only snops, right? And they're not the only fact checker out there. This one fact checker can't be read about us because there've been some allegations about them. We got about other fact checkers have said you're full of shit. I mean, like this show has pointed out that pandemic is full of shit. And so, you know, it's commas.

You know, and by us, I mean, Puzzle and the thunderstorm, I'll see for whom I merely occasionally. Three of us. Two votes, Marsh, two votes. Being sued by planned emics, the best business plan we could make all year. Please sue us, planned emics.

Please, please, please, I'll say you eat tiny pieces of poop. Whatever it takes. And Marsh makes a good point. Snopes is not the only fact checker. There are two. Politifact is the other one. Oh, three. Google. Those are the three. So they debunk Politifact here now too by just saying that. They don't even have like an argument against Politifact. They're like Politifact is owned by I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that.

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I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. I think I'm going to say that. checks that lady who is like, COVID's not bad enough and said that maybe she's wrong. And the rest of science is right. Yeah. Well, it's, it's even brother than that because they say, you know, politics said that the claim that nobody created coronavirus was false. But did they count literally anything to do with coronavirus? No. Plus they work with the WHO. So right. Oh, and sorry, I actually forgot to mention there is a one more fact checker called Wikipedia. Yes. They're going to fact check the fact checker called Wikipedia. And they're so mad about it. They're just like, you guys know that they just let random people write stuff into this

They They have the same opinion as Wikipedia as your shitty social studies teacher from sixth grade No, you've got to use the school library go down and meet the schizophrenic lady who's gonna hand you a beige card for where the book isn't God and this is basically he's he's so annoyed with Wikipedia in particular because Alexa keeps calling bullshit on his main witness. Alexa, Alexa, what do you think? Oh Alexa brutally roasting Judy mischievous is the show that I'm here for. We should ask her to guess on an episode. But the thing is it's so good. It's where I start to think more and more, what did this film look like until he released that

first clip and got that feedback? Because all of this stuff he taught me has happened since then. What does he cut out of the film to make way for the Nuh-Hurt? So that we're currently seeing. It's great. They actually show us a demonstration of that happening. Somebody being like, Alexa, who is dream I convinced? And then Alexa reads straight from the beginning

of her Wikipedia article. The Alexa might as well be like, according to Wikipedia, you should stop watching the movie you're watching. I know you're watching, planned,emic or planned,emic too. Yes, boop, boop. She's a big liar whose hair looks like it was applied

by someone who usually makes fucked dolls for old ladies. Boop, boop. Yeah. And then this might be my favorite part of the movie. I think Mickey Willis gets like personally angry that he can't delete the part of his with the article that says he's a liar. Oh sure, it's an open source website, but now it's open source unless you go to your own page,

which I have done and try to lie on it, which I have done. You're fucking locked my account, man. I'm clicking on the lock button. I'm, yes, I double clicked on it. It's done. I can't do anything. He's so mad. It's so great.

He's also pointing out like, you know, it calls, you know, mean it calls Judy, Mike, David, you know, discredited scientist and accused of scientific, scientific, it's conduct with no proof. It's like, yeah, Mickey, mate, do you know what those little numbers in brackets mean after claims like discredited scientists? Because you can follow that and find out a lot of interesting stuff. He's also not the, the, the, all Wikipedia has all these anonymous donors. Oh, you know, it's suspicious. Why would an organization that literally constantly runs a banner ad saying, please give us money to keep us going? Why would that place have so many donors?

It's a complete mystery. Well, how do we know none of those little numbers in the brackets? Fuck the hooker, March. You don't know. All right. Well, Mickey Willis is going to try to call up the customer service department at Wikipedia, maybe get in touch with Jimmy Wales and a logic complaint. So we're going to take a quick break and then we'll be back with more censored content that's free on the internet. And so I said, do you mean fat in a good way or a bad way?

Well, why? Well, some people mean it in a good way. Hey, guys, uh, some people mean it in a good way. Hey, guys, crazy. I was just reading, do you know that Iran has more nuclear material than the United States? Wow. You don't say? I don't think that's true. Iran?

No, I think about it. Yeah, that doesn't sound right at all, Eli. Oh, Marsh. Heath used to be a lunch lady. What? Okay. Yeah, you had to wear the little hat and everything. It's called a hair net. It's like I didn't know that. What is me being a lunch lady have to do with how much nuclear material Iran has?

Yeah. It says the lunch lady. Yeah. He's got you that heath. No, what? No, no, he doesn't, he doesn't have me anywhere. Okay. Look, I just Googled it. Iran's nuclear program has definitely- The head of a bunch lady hat probably had to wear in April and April and April and April. Yeah, honestly, he's just let Eli finish. Seriously, thank you, Marsh. Anyway, point is Iran is using their nuclear material to make their citizens into mutants that they can use to invade us. Huh, you don't say.

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That's 20% off with free shipping at manscap.com and use code awful. It's time to grab 2020 by the horns by shaving that front trunk. Thanks, Frankie. I'll give it a go. So since I'm here, how about a haircut? Sounds good. Dude, what? What a guy can't get comfortable while he gets his haircut.

We just say. Shave my front trunk. That is the last thing I said. That's true. And we're back. And now that we're done fact checking all the fact checkers, there are four. Google snopes, put it in the back, Wikipedia.

They're debunked now. And now we're gonna hear from lip sweat, Dave and his bow ties some more. I'm disappointed he's back in the same bow tie we've already seen. Come on Dave, I expect at this point, I expect every time we cut to him to have a slightly different bow tie at this point,

nothing less than that is gonna impress me. You ran it through the dryer, it's a deswedded. You got to subscribe to his only fans. If you want to see all the bow ties, Marsh. And the point they're making here in this section is that science was wrong about something in 1950. Therefore, Marsh and Fauci did COVID. That's nothing. And look, I know it's not funny, and I know DT was actually like a huge problem, but like 1950s, come on, you sprayed it on people while they were eating lunch,

there has to be a middle ground here. All the footage from the 1950s is just like kids mixing it into their fucking milkshakes. And the thing about that whole science was wrong at one point in the past. Whenever that's used as a gambit, it's never used by the people who were right in why science is wrong. Science had been wrong. Science was the thing that proved science wrong, not you bunch of bullshit authors. Exactly. So they show us a bunch of kids in giant clouds of DDT, which

was apparently recommended by the US government. Consumed by the folk, just can disappear and do the folk. Yeah. Yeah. And then they bring up the swine flu thing. And they get confused by their own narrative here is like, remember when there wasn't a giant swine flu epidemic that killed millions? Fuck, okay. Let me start over. Okay, but the shom vaccines had side effects in the past. Yeah, their swine flu argument is swine flu was a killer, so people were vaccinated instead. And this simultaneously proves that swine flu wasn't a killer, that vaccines don't work and that respiratory viruses aren't really a big deal.

It's proving all those things like three things at once somehow. And then they show us some guy at the CDC like dropping a little vial of something in like 19 days, X and being like, look, they just drop stuff. That's the same CDC that allegedly did not kill millions of people by creating COVID-19 on purpose. Yeah. This is also where they show the side, the clip of everyone in their medicine spacesuits, and they're so funny looking. And the two, I'm sure very important people in the suits are like, please take these very seriously. I am holding aides right now. Don't stop tickling me. Stop tickling. I know it's very funny looking. You can't tickling me. Stop tickling. I know it's very funny looking, but you can't.

Get tickling me while I hold the AIDS. And there's just a little moment as well. It's a resmal thing, but they say about how people are just at home like scrolling their phones and this kind of thing. And so they got stock footage of someone scrolling on their phone. But again, I paused that stock footage and they were ordering a burger. That's what that stock footage was all about. Some of the options were like, remove cherry pepper, remove the shack soles, add a pickle.

It's $1.79 for extra bacon in the individuality. Good to know. But they're trying to say that the lockdown was made in order to keep people in their homes so that they can't learn about politics right now. Like this ruined all the auto-didactic political scientists who just learn on the streets. Like what the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, it's like if you keep people at home, that only source of information is what you create for them says this online distributed viral misinformation movie. Yeah. He also says that the only thing people have access to is these conspiracy blower

uppers. I wrote in my notes, Marsh, if you don't get business cards that say conspiracy artists, blower, you are missing out. And then I thought never mind. And I bought conspiracy blowerupper.com and I forwarded to marsh did covid dot com. So that is the thing conspiracy blower upper dot com. I'm going to go and update my LinkedIn immediately. And I guess speaking of learning about politics, there's a guy named Plato, maybe you heard of him, banned from the internet by Google, Plato said those who tell the stories rule society. Yeah, but Plato also believed in like the ideal form of chernos and in a antis.

So, you know, we can take Plato and the pigeon just all. Yeah, and he introduces this section by going, since the printing press, people have thought to control information. I love the idea that not before then, during medieval France, they really had a really open information system going on. They do a good deal of yada yada fast forwarding here. They go from that and then they're like John Rockefeller invented propaganda in 1880. I don't know if you guys heard about that. All right, that's enough about Rockefeller. Have you heard of the CIA? Oh, the thing about on the Rockefeller, it's like he's got the Rockefeller owns the media. And like if you guys are going to carry

on doing non-Christian movies, you need some new bingo cards and Jewish money owns the media absolutely has to be on there. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Center Square Church committee, definitely on the conspiracy movie bingo card. Right. And then they immediately transitioned to the CIA and they show us what's it operation mocking bird. And we're watching literally the same thing that we watched a few weeks ago from out of shadows about this CIA thing, which is true, but has nothing to do with their point. from out of shadows about this CIA thing, which is true, but has nothing to do with their point. Yeah, it was like the CIA with funding journalists.

And I mean, to be honest, these days, if you've got a paid job in the newspapers, who cares if it's a CIA that's doing the funding? It's either that or just work for exposure. There's no, there's no, there's no, so they can come in that industry right now. Yeah, it's really hard when the CIA is having to write listicles for BuzzFeed.

That's really, that's how far they fall. Right. 10 signs you should adjust your webcam so I can see your boobs. Right. So the entire point is that the CIA was feeding stories to journalists. Yes, that was true.

Doesn't really relate to, you know, us creating COVID on purpose. But at this point, I'm thinking to myself like, all right, well, I watched out of shadows. This movie doesn't transition into Hillary's pedophile cabal. That's just like bad movie making. I'm like, a good third act for you guys. Well, I'm not going to spoil it. We'll find out if they get to that. Yeah. Yeah. They also bring up, of course, the MK Ultra program, which again, yeah, happened. Yeah, the CIA is bad and death, I'll COVID-19 is a hoax. I don't know how this is working.

Right. Right, like the CIA created COVID so they could vaccinate us with LSD. I don't know. This is getting into late night fight in a relationship that should probably be over levels of randoms, just like, and then, and then my birthday three years ago, you dance to that other guy. And I don't know. I just, I, I've never been able to get over it. You caused COVID. My grandfather still, but uh, this is where they go into the whole thing about all the corporations own us and they control all the information. It's Google and it's all the other media companies

and all of Hollywood and we're all in on it. Is this where Nancy Pelosi is explaining this movie and the most what Trump, but they act like she's dictating the game plan to the Democrats. Nancy Pelosi is literally looking into the camera. And she's like, look, if you say some bullshit and then US holes report on the bullshit that orange man says, then I have to act like it's a thing we should talk about because you're fucking talking

about it. So don't show this. If you're watching a clip of this right now, it's bad. Don't watch this clip. Fuck God. But like all of the corporate, all the media corporations that they throw up to show that they're all part of the same media empire want they should, they should loads of them. But some of them is like, they put up BBC radio one, which is coming to be, it's using radio. Like, I'm like 20 years too old to listen

to radio one, but their news output is negligible. And it's not really like the, the industry leading side of journalism. They also put up the guardian as part of the empire, which it comprehensively isn't. It's trust-owned. And Buzzfeed, as if Buzzfeed didn't just side of journalism. They also put up the Guardian as part of their empire, which it comprehensably isn't. It's trust-owned. And Buzzfeed, as if Buzzfeed didn't just shit can 90% of their journalism staff and completely gut their offices. Also, Amazon is a part of this somehow. They're trying to make less of their employees die with masks and stuff. We get an evil montage of them having masks. And like, okay, like, if Amazon created COVID-19, that actually makes some sense.

I'm a little bit back on board by that theory, but I don't think that's what they were saying. Yeah, I mean, if this, if this film pivoted to criticisms of Amazon bullshit about how safe and healthy they keep their employees, I'd be 100% in from hair on in. Yeah, I was gonna say. Of all the anti-Amazon arguments, pretty much the only one that's

not true is they created COVID-19. They would have if they could put that into prime somehow. They would have. Absolutely. Oh, you get that radio that no one listens to and you don't get COVID. Everyone's signing up for prime that week. Pre-delivery from all foods. Are you fucking kidding me.

And then dovetailing with that whole Nancy Pelosi thing, they start complaining that there's an entire industry that goes after whistleblowers like them to smear them. And then they show us some of the like intellectual luminaries again that are on their team in their opinion. They show us Stella Emmanuel, the demon sperm doctor. Oh, yeah. That was. Yeah. Wow. That's who that was. And I'll admit, that's a great segue from the line about a smear campaign, but and then they complain that comedians made fun of them. Yes. Yeah. It's like they run through all the different late night comedian talk show folk in the kind of look at them. They're all following the same script and weirdly, they don't show like took a call.

So engineering, pirou, Sean, and Hannity, any of the interchangeable factors, all saying exactly the same thing. It's like it's only bad when it's being done by the side you disagree with funny. That's right. This is also where they slip in their beaches defense. So again, Heath, I know we filled you in at the beginning, but quick reminder, misquivots in the 20 minute trailer that didn't make it into this movie very clearly makes the claim that like, oh, they're trying to close down the beaches, but everyone should go to the beach. The beach is what cures COVID. So what they've changed that argument to now is going to the beach isn't bad for you.

Yes, but yeah, maybe it is right now. Yeah, it's like John Oliver dismissed the idea that a beach can boost our immune system, says the film before offering nothing to prove why that idea shouldn't be dismissed. Like, movie, you've had two opportunities to prove this given a call. And also, don't

show John Oliver. You know, he's basically a UK skeptic had he not defected. He would have been on that. He'd have been one of us. We'd have been like buddies. He'd have been in the group. It's, it's like when a football club has their youth talent, porched by a bigger club. It's just sad. You could have been our star. Remember nine, but you've, you've stolen him. I, but I mean, like, if I step on a needle at a Jersey shore beach with vaccine in it, maybe that's boosting my immune system. I don't know what they're going for there.

Oh, they also show that do this thing where they say, well, showing a more extreme thing is a way of setting the tone. So that anything follows will be seen through a lens of absurdity. Like for example, at time, we just showed you 1950s footage of kids choking on DDD. And they're going to conclude this section in again, probably the center square of conspiracy theory bingo. A clip from network of moving that is about an exploitation of a man's mental illness. And then he dies. Yep.

So, yeah, I figure it's crossed. Mickey Willis, see what happens. Yeah, if you see any stained-class windows, Mickey, go towards the light. And from there, we go back to 1979, when Congress passed the Buy-Dole Act to reform the patent system. Apparently, we allowed recipients of federal funding to get a patent and be able to make profit on their thing. And part of this is that Pfizer is

getting billions of dollars for creating the COVID vaccine. And I'm like, hey, they could make a big profit off their vaccines. I can't think of a thing that's more valuable to be right now. Fuckin' go for it. Right. Right. Also a weird plan. Like, Congress was like, okay, 1979 patent thing nailed it and now we wait. Yes. In 40 years when we poisoned the globe via China, it's gonna be a huge for Anthony Fauci. And all of this patent stuff, it's still, it's David, tell the patent story.

We keep cutting to lots of nodding heads of Mickey Willis, who increasingly looks like Paul Hollywood from the Great British Baking show. He's got that kind of exact same look. Every time he cut to him, his head seems to be getting taller and taller as well. I don't know what's happening with Mickey there. Why did Mickey Willis choose to die the sides of his head, but not his hair or beard? Yeah, he does, he does the go-t on like buzzer number nine and then the beard itself on buzzer number one. It's crazy.

He looks like somehow he was died in a stripe. You know how you do like Easter eggs with paws as a kid? That's how it looks like he dies his beard. And the thing about David, the tax slash patent guy with a bull tie, as he's talking, he seems to have the kind of comprehensionless eyes of a baby. And my new theory is that Eli's son got big by a mechanical genie and is now playing a patent guy who thinks he knows pandemics. That's the only way I can explain the eyes and that the things that he just clear has

no comprehension of that are happening around him. All right. My son has way more comprehension than David, the weird patent scammer. That's very insulted. I bet this guy doesn't even like the frog song. And well, in fairness, they both look equally adorable than a bull tie. And that's the important thing. That is true.

And they're both in this movie. And to go back to the patent thing, they cut over to an interview with Bill Gates here. And the reporter asks Bill Gates should vaccine companies that get federal funding be allowed to profit. And I was like, oh, okay, we're going to get the answer from Bill Gates here. And seen no, absolutely not. He literally says zero words. answer from Bill Gates here. And seen. No, absolutely not. He literally says zero words. They show Bill Gates saying nothing there. Yeah, we, we smashed cut to a statue of liberty as his answer. Amazing.

Yeah, we do. And, and from there, we're going to transition back to event 201. That's that simulation. The Gates foundation was involved in from October of 2019 about how to deal with a pandemic involving a respiratory virus. Oh, yeah. So the thing about this is they talked just a moment ago about Bill Gates and people are saying, you know, like by the end of 2020, we've got to be prepared for something bad. And that something bad is something that's super likely bad, and therefore this whole thing is a conspiracy. And for me, that just sound a bit like, you know, going to a live

gam and saying, right, in advance, prepare yourself for Eli's balls to be uncomfortably visible. That doesn't make you complicit in Eli's balls. It just means there is an almost certain chance of E-Boss 2 and E-Boss 3 being on show. E-bos 1 obviously being his penis. Any of the people just weird. You wouldn't number the testicles before the penis. That would be strange. All right. I feel judged now. Eli is madly scrolling his list of the numbering system changing it right now.

Also, now you've destroyed my plan for my outfit for QED 2024. Sorry. Wrecked it. Don't make me do another pandemic to cancer. QED just to avoid that. right. Don't make me do another pandemic to constantly just to avoid that. And part of the evidence here that this Gates simulation was part of a conspiracy is that both Anthony Fauci and Bill Gates said to prepare for an epidemic as early as 2015. Like Gates said something in 2015 and Fauci said something in 2017, it's

not a mentalism trick. They were pandemics before that. What the fuck? What's fun about this is both us and the people who made this movie are yelling the same sentence with very different meanings. We're both like, they fucking knew. They fucking know and Mickey Melissa's like they fucking knew. They fucking knew.

Yeah. And they're making a deal about the people who were at like event 201 who were like, oh, They fucking know and Mickey Mouse is like they knew. They fucking knew. Yeah. And they're making a deal about the people who are at like event 201, who are like, oh, world leaders and people who are like, head of the CDC. So obviously, the people you'd want to run a prep event for a pandemic would be the people who've been involved in a real event.

If you ran event 201 with like three taxi drivers and a Belgian recruitment consultant, you'd be preparing the wrong people. I will say though, probably the saddest part of this section is where event 201 guesses that a whopping 49% of people will take the fucking vaccine. And I'm like, oh, you beautiful optimists. You beautiful, beautiful optimists. And the plan though is to create COVID-19, but also prepare the world to deal with that evil plan. Yeah, that's what they did here. I just wish. I mean, I know we've kind of been over this, but I wish an event to a one, there was a simulation that included a film where they'd said, and this guy who looks like Paul

Hollywood's evil twin will actively spread misinformation. And Paul, more people be killed. I'm looking at you, Mickey Willis, you bell end, I'm looking at you, you're gonna put this in your film, aren't you? It almost does that though. Like they came close to doing that in the simulation and they showed us that earlier. Yeah. Came really close. And then they end this segment with the question, why didn't the world listen to the

recommendations of event 201? And I was like, this fucking movie, because in this movie, then I'm watching right now. Yeah, we're, again, we're yelling the same standards. Why did the world listen to the events? To go on? Yes. And he also, like, asks why Facebook hasn't done more to protect people from the pandemic. And so, yeah, the American dreams, small government, because an app that was designed to help nerds identify girls from their class. Can you better rely on just sought out health infrastructure than the people you've elected? Oh. And from there, we fast forward to April of 2020

with Bill Gates being like, all right, well, I hate to say I told you so. Somebody make a documentary of lies about this by chance. I can't believe. What happened? I can't believe it might have happened. I can't believe I'm defending Bill Gates. I have to defend Bill Gates being like, I mean, honestly, you guys are dumber than I possibly could have imagined or have planned for with truly unearthly amounts of money, ridiculous

amounts of money I had. No business having is what I've spent to try to prevent this, but you're, you're shitty uncle. He outdid me. He outdid me. And then we get Mickey Willis back. And he says, event 201, by the way, was not the only time that science prophesized the future. That's where he's exact words.

And I was like, well, they really make science as a mentalism trick. Like they really think it's trick. It's not that it can predict the future with science because of predictable results. Nope. Yeah, no, he literally thinks that Anthony Fauci is like, right, if you just look into your chair,

you'll find it envelope and in it, pandemic 2020. Just do me a favor, don't look into the next guy's chair or the next guy's chair., you'll find an envelope. And in it pandemic 2020, just do me fair that don't look into the next guy's chair or the next guy's chair. I definitely want envelope. There's only one chair. I promise. Okay, everybody space out the chairs more. That's my fault. But apparently in 2010, the Rockefeller Foundation, Rockefeller, by the way, they also did a simulation that's what happened. And what I love about this is that what they're actually citing is like a scenario book of a way is to control pandemics. And the one that they they mention where it's like, Oh, you know, that everything gets locked

down and the cops have to arrest people in their homes and they fucking inject your baby in the eyeball as soon as it comes out of your punting, it's in there like, Hey, we shouldn't fucking do this part of their report. Yeah. Right. Yeah. That report that they show us again, they show us in their movie. They don't watch their own dailies. I don't know. They show us that rock fell in front of this report. And it basically said like, yeah, people are stupid and they're going to elect like right-wing fascists and they think science is fake. They're going to make a pandemic way worse. No idea what they've shown in their own movie. Also they're saying that the World Health Organization, of course, is evil and created by big

pharma because big pharma doesn't make enough money so they need to make this other thing to boost their sales. Yeah, and I love the evidence that the World Health Organization is so evil, is because they've got a large travel budget. You might think that's weird, except they're not the local health organization or even the regional health organization.

They've got to travel around the entire of the world. That they also point out here that the new head of the WHO isn't even a doctor. Tetris Tetris Tetris. Oh no, oh no, oh no. Yeah, but I thought to myself at this point, like, oh, they hired a medical outsider, you know, drain the swamp. I feel like, I'm going to hit this movie into that. But no, apparently he's also a war criminal this guy. Is he?

Is that true? No, I don't think so. I mean, I don't know a lot about the Tigray Liberation Front, which they say was like a terrorist organization. But I do know that this filmmaker has already proven that he's willing to say things over unrelated footage. So I'm not confident that the things that we're seeing in the background

are actually like the head of the WHL actively killing people at that point. But how does a man with a pass such as this get that job? Well, if you look into it, in Ethiopia, he was kind of responsible for reducing the amount of AIDS, malaria and TB. So that might be it, but no, it's you think it's because he's

made with Bill Gates is the only reason he got the job. That's your argument here. You know what? They were sharing a 14 year old on Epstein's child fuck Island. And he was like, you, you've got to rhythm to you, man. I'm going to make you a head of the WHO. I don't know. I'm just set to a vibe here. We should hang, right? I'm kind of back on board. That does tie together. But it just feels like they'd, you know, secretly hire the war criminal to consult on their war crimes at the WHO. Like, why not just, you know, hire a regular doctor who's not a war criminalist, the figurehead. I don't know. And they're just,

they're just trying to show footage of this sad nerd, because that's what you are. If you're the head of the H.O. right, you're just like, we would really like it if everyone would stop fucking the medicine bags we sent. Oh, no, they're fucking our medicine bags again, but they showed in black and white and he's like, please stop. You putting all the corn seed we send you up your butt as a magical cure for a up they put the corn seat up their butt as a magical cure for a dough. No. Yeah. And they even go on to say like he was he was backed by China. Because they make the point that the world health organization is a front for Chinese communists is a thing they say and they're never kind of talk about again apart from to say, to show us this one shot, which is the Gates Foundation and the Clinton Foundation logos over a military parade in China.

Yeah, just putting that out there. That's all we've got. Yeah. Also, these aluminum Nadia are like really bad at their job. Communism isn't exactly crushing it. It's not even communist in China. No. They're not, what are you talking about?

What? And I love the idea that the WHO is a front for China because if that's the case, China, stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. And by the way, this is where we literally get yarn and pushpicks. Oh, yeah. I was a little excited when I saw it. I paused it and set a screenshot of it to Nikola too. I've got pins and strain. It's like a dangerous amount. Like they have too much. Yeah. Oh, and by the way, you remember the lady who figured out that COVID-19 is a biological weapon? I guess she's going to explain her science here. No, she's not. But she's going to talk some more

about the WHO. Oh, see, she's going to explain to us that back in the good old days, you used to go to jail for making fake drugs, but now they just charge you a fine. So you make all the fake drugs you want. You just have to, you know, work it into the budget. Well, yeah, she says we used to put people in jail if they'd lie about medicine. And I was like, yeah, no, no, finish your thought. And now, and now those people get kicked off Facebook. Is that what you're going to say? Yeah, now we make them pay fine. But like, it feels like we want that fine money more than

the jail time. If anything, like I want both, obviously, but, you know, the fine money, like it helps at least something. This is where we go back to the Rockefeller theory that John Rockefeller, at some point, made it illegal in the United States to make medicine from plants. There's no more plant, they're like, I don't know where they think pharmaceuticals come from, but they're convinced that no more plants are allowed in medicine. And now it's all evil, Nazi, motor oil and boy boys. Yes, we literally show cyclone B at this point. We've gone Hitler, we've done the pushpin thing,

we've done the Hitler thing. They also know medicine use for thousands of years was suddenly classified as alternative. It's like, well, you know, the ones that didn't work were classified as alternative to medicines. Yes, but like some of them we just said, oh, that works. We're going to just call that medicine now and keep that.

But what I always love about these kind of claims and these kind of films is how obviously flimsy their arguments are when you're outside of the US and outside of the US healthcare system, you know, whether it's just not as much money floating around the healthcare system because it's all kind of state healthcare like here in the UK. Communist. Yeah, exactly. Could you got this amazing communist healthcare system where we don't have to die of cancer if we aren't millionaires?

Backed by China. Definitely. But all these films, they all think like the US is everything. So they even say like, well, all they did was just bribe Congress to outlaw Quack Medicine. I said, yeah, but you can't do that in the rest of the world.

The AMA has no influence or the rest of the world's medicines. Like your entire worldview crumbles when you actually look beyond your borders what anybody else is doing. Sorry, rest the blurr, you're saying something like rest the world, I don't understand the term you're using there, whatever.

Okay, but if drugs aren't bad and a production of the Rockefeller, Junazi gas, how come medical error is the third leading cause of death in America? Oh, this is so annoying. This is so annoying. So did you, did you like look up the study that this is based on?

So this was like a, I think in 1990s. I don't have time to look up every lie. It's again, it's like every five seconds, but really you did what he do you got, Marsh? So this one bothered me so much that I did look it up. I think it was like a 2016 study from the BMG, which was like a metronalysis of four studies, which is a very small number to do a metronalysis of.

And three of those studies that were looking at medical error cause deaths, cumulatively those three studies looked at 35 deaths. And none of those studies included any of the most common reasons people go to hospital either, but they didn't include like childbirth or anything like that in there. They were all like other things. So they've just massively overinflated to get to this 250,000 deaths. And further estimates lower that figure by an order of magnitude. So bringing from the third highest to like not even in the top 20.

So bringing from the third highest to like not even in the top 20. Okay. Well, it looks like John Rockefeller ruined the amazing medical culture of the 1880s. Yada, yada, yada, Bill Gates is a war criminal. Ah, seems like a great time for one more quick break. But first, let me give act, whatever the fuck the hard sell, Will Mickey Willis tie any of that together? Will he hurt himself trying with way too much yarn in his apartment? Why is it Cardi B's fault? Find out the answer to that second question is definitely yes. When we return for the unbingable conclusion

of pandemic two in Dr. Nation. Luller, luller, Bill Gates stuff, doing Bill Gates stuff is my favorite stuff. Excuse me, Mr. Gates. Oh, I guess minions, come on in. Okay, it's Alan. You can call me Alan. Oh, no time, minion. You just cost me four million dollars.

Right, yeah, yeah, you have too much money. Got it. Anyway, this is Michael Marshall from the Mercyside Skeptic Society. Oh, hi have too much money. Got it. Anyway, this is Michael Marshall from the Mercyside Skeptics Society. Oh, hi, hi, hi. Oh, I guess your work in suppressing the truth of homiopathy has been excellent. Yeah. Thanks. So listen, it's time to put in action my master plan. First, we will spend literally all the time from 1996 until now telling people that a pandemic is a real and dangerous possibility.

Then, I sink hundreds of millions of dollars into vaccines, research, communication tools against said pandemic, and then we release the pandemic. Uh, why? That doesn't make sense. And we release the pandemic. Why that doesn't, doesn't make sense. Oh, why am I releasing the pandemic or why would I sabotage my own evil plan by preparing the world for set pandemic? Uh, both, I guess. Yeah, both, both, I'd say, uh-huh. Well, something, something Africa, something, something population control.

something Africa, something, something population control. Oh, you're done. Are you aware that you just said literally something, something Africa, something, something population control? Those are your exact words. I did. No, you definitely did, yeah. The plan didn't just sort of explain itself. It did not. Oh, cursus. Yeah, sort of explain itself. It did not.

Oh, curses. Yeah, didn't, didn't explain. Oh, oh, oh, one more thing unrelated five months before the pandemic, I want to give away my plan in a televised play. A televised play. Yeah, you know, every detail just right there in the open, in a televised, freely accessible little play. Wow, that is the dumbest idea I've ever heard. Yeah, Dibs on the President. Dibs on damn it. All right, you're the President.

Also, this conversation cost me $82 million. We should eat you. You're sure. It's basically our moral duty to eat you. Yeah, I'm gonna eat you. Tsk, tsk, t you. And we're back. When we left off, we were discussing poisonous, not-seem monopolies. And speaking of which, now it's time to talk about Microsoft.

And I'm back at work again. That's a good segue. Oh, finally, a part of the movie that I get a great rep. Yeah. So we start talking about Bill Gates and his evil, sorted past. Apparently his dad was a low level banker. So young Bill learned how to take over the world when he was like five. So it all makes sense. Yeah, they very clearly say Bill Gates didn't build a computer in his garage because his father and his granda were banking morgals

and a prominent lawyer and political lobbyist. Wink, wink, wink, wink. We know what you mean by all of those different things. And like, look, this stuff about Bill Gates being a terrible evil businessman, especially to his former partner, this is all true. It's just not proofy-caused COVID. No, absolutely. Absolutely. Like, I hate, I hate that I have to defend Bill Gates. And also, they're like, well,

how come he just started giving money to charity? And it's because his wife was like, hey, we got to give a bunch of money to charity or they're going to eat us. So he was like, okay, honey, whatever you say. Right. And they also point out that Microsoft got sued for antitrust violations in the mid 90s, which they did. But the point is that like, okay, so he donated billions that he made from that to create a giant charity, but also created COVID-19 for spite because of those antitrust theories. He was mad. I invented the double click. Give them COVID. Go for them. COVID. We also get a quote from Gates here. He apparently said he did say this. He said that vaccines are the best investment I ever made. But then they cut it. He keeps talking if they had continued

the quote. He didn't mean like for personal profit, he didn't get more return on investment from vaccines that he gives away than he did on building Microsoft in the ground up. He meant value to the world. Obviously. It's so frustrating. The number of times they just take something he said. And to be honest, he does occasionally speak without fully thinking through how what he's saying could be edited in a way to make it look like he's being evil. And he keeps making these kind of gaps quite, he did another one really recently where I was like, Bill, don't say that to Stephen Colbert, because you know some dickhead is going to take that out and just make it look like you're evil,

mate. And so they keep doing that. They keep finding things he said and then just cutting off the end of the sentence or smash cutting to the statue of liberty and make him look like you. Yeah, they actually use one later. Dude, Bill Gates, don't say, and then we ram a needle into the little kids arm in Africa. It's super fun. Whatever you say after that is not going to be included, even if it's great and somehow digs you out of that hole. Yeah, just don't talk anymore.

Like I looked up the full clip of what he was saying there, and he was saying about how like GM foods and GM organizations, like yeah, it could be bad if that stuff got out, but that's why we need safety mechanisms. It's a bit like in medicine, you know, we inject stuff. We grab a little girl's arm and inject her stuff, and that will be really bad if we didn't have safety mechanisms to make sure that what they what we were doing was safe. And

that's why we have that. Right. Could you say again, Bill, but just miss out the first and the last bit. Could you just give me those like, I'll set that 10 words in the middle. They also point out that the Gates Foundation is vertically integrated. And they say it like evil and have like a little little little piano hit there. That just means the charity is more efficient at being a charity. It doesn't mean he's cornering the market on charity with integration. That's not that's nonsense. No, but in fairness, given that his charity is a vaccine charity, bi vertically integrated. They mean his charity owns the vaccines and administrative vaccines and owns the disease and spreads the disease. And it creates a supply and the demand. Here's what I don't understand. Why would you create COVID? Like if he's planning to,

you know, put mind controlling fluoride in vaccines, why not just spike an existing vaccine and just skip the global pandemic? Put it in the MMR with the mercury in mid-Authy. Bill is listening to this podcast on his Zoom right now and he is so mad. He didn't think of that so mad. Yeah. Well, why didn't he just like release all that mind-control stuff from the planes that were late to find out he's using to block out the Sun? That's not an exaggeration. We're going to get there in a second. No, it's not. No. Yeah. So, um, audience, you're probably thinking to yourself, uh, that all makes sense.

But what does Ronald Reagan have to say about all this? Well, this is where we find out. In 1986, Ronald Reagan got involved. He gave immunity to vaccine manufacturers. When people get hurt by a vaccine, the US taxpayer pays the bill. And yes, that's true. Like it used to be that we paid the bill for, you know, everybody having polio and smallpox, but now we, we pay for the occasional adverse reaction to a vaccine. That's true. And we should have that. Right, and it's not like it went better for people who were injured by vaccines when they had to like, personally sue Pfizer to get their fucking money. No.

Also, just small detail, kind of big detail actually. Farma companies make almost nothing on vaccines. It's like 2% of the industry or something like that. Also, they make zero dollars on smallpox medicine now. So they're kind of doing that as a favor. But from here, we transitioned to the theory that Bill Gates tricked all of India into taking a free cancer vaccine that was fake, I guess. The way they tell this story, Bill Gates just showed up with needles between

his knuckles like Wolverine and just started stabbing little girls as he walked his way to his hotel. Oh, this whole thing, it makes no sense as to why the Gates Foundation would arrive in India. It's not like they sneaked in there. They were pretty, you know, when Bill Gates and the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation's rolled into town. So they give out hundreds of thousands of vaccines. And the plan was to know that they were going to kill people, but give them anyway and make a big song and dance. So everybody was watching while they did it. Like, what are they trying? What do they think the bill is going to get some of the things you

were doing here? That's the plan, Marsha. And you're probably wondering to your self audience, okay, so they had this mass poisoning campaign where they went to India. How many millions of people died from this campaign? That's right. Seven. Not seven million seven people died in their mass vaccination campaign. Right, but it's worse than that because if you look at the cause of death, and I looked into this, right, of the seven girls who died, you know, every one of those deaths is, is awful. But of the seven, one of them drowned in a quarry, two of them were bitten by snakes, two of them ingested pesticides, and one of them died from malaria. So if the argument is that being vaccinated from HPV causes snake bites, malaria and drowning,

then yeah, those are things we need to worry about. But otherwise, this is why we have like an adverse reporting system for vaccines. You write down every single bad thing that happens to anybody after you've been vaccinated and you figure out whether there's a pattern. But that pattern isn't, oh, it turns out everyone we've vaccinated goes off and drowns in a quarry. We must have actually injected them with the need to go and swim in a quarry part of the vaccine that we meant to take out. Did we inject everyone with a bunch of quarry magnets? No, okay. So you know, we'll just

write that one down. Although, Marsh, I did not know that until you just told me, which is super exciting because somewhere deep, deep in the research of the COVID vaccine when it does come out is someone's going to have to explain like, okay, so this one guy in Jersey dropped dead, but we learned that he only drank mango nectar for the last two years. So cross through my name. Yeah, I mean, you can't like live your life so as to troll the vaccine injury reporting like a system Just like, yeah, to die in the most ridiculous next traffic way. So they have to include you in the stats is not really a life goal. Me and Mickey Willis, this is how do the snakes get there? Cobra effect problem. By the way, I had a little fun

moment here as I was watching. I got really bored a lot, but right here, especially bored, and I just hit fast forward to see like where the end fit approximately on the scroll bar. And I landed on the final scene from Karate kid. And I was like, I cannot wait to see how this ties in. I do tie it in. We're going to see the final scene from Karate kid just for a second. Yeah, I mean, I would love to know how they tie that into me. I watched it at regular speed. Yeah, when I say tie in, I feel like that's not the best wording, but it's in there. It's in there. But this is where they also point out that 491,000 Indian people got paralyzed by the polio vaccine from the Gates Foundation between 2000 and 2017, which I do not believe is true.

Is it? I did not look that up, but to be honest, I was mostly thinking about how that final scene from Karate Kid ties in in the same way that the single flash of Cox in Fight Club tie in. It's that level of it. That's the only thing I can imagine what happened, but I didn't look that statistic up, but I do not believe that that statistic is true. Okay.

Well, even if it is true, in 1981 alone, this I did look up, in 1981 alone, there were almost exactly 491,000 cases of heraldic polio in the world with the vast majority of those in South Asia. And in 2016, there were 46 cases in the entire world. So I just feel like you have to compare numbers. But the point of this section is like, after they show, oh, this went so bad in India and they started, they even started a, like a thing in the Indian Congress about it. And then they do this. We're talking head interview where a man from India is like, look,

people in India are barbarians. I mean, we are really sandwiches. Let me tell you, but Americans, Americans poisoning people, that, that is surprising to me. All right. Well, again, you're probably thinking, what is Eli's anti-vaxxer state representative of all this because we haven't had him way in yet. Well, this is where we find out. We're going to hear from Jamel C. Holly. Oh, fuck this guy. Fuck this guy to debt. He is from, he is a state representative for a pile of gravel six miles from where I live. He went to school for criminal justice and he's just like, trust me, I went to cop school. So you know, I know about Bill and Melinda Gates.

me. I went to cop school so you know I know about building Melinda Gates. And we get a little shot of him here. This is one of my favorite moments. He says, I've been studying all the science about COVID-19. And then we watch him grabbing a book off of a big shelf of books. He grabs the 1974 volume from a set of cyclopedias of. Is something. I don't know. Yeah. Not better. Oh, that's what you think about COVID-19 from a 1974 volume of an encyclopedia. God, I also love that we see him like walking around his office to establish like how he is this like super important guy and he walks up to security guard and he touches the security guard's hand in the middle of a pandemic. I don't think I've ever seen anybody announce themselves as an idiot so quickly. Like don't, don't show your hands with that guy.

You're gonna, like, there's a disease going around, mate. Wait, like again, just turn your phone off airplane mode for like two minutes so you got a news of this. This whole section is, we're not racist. We have black friends who are also crazy dangerous assholes. So yeah, I'm just saying all colors and creates. Yeah, this is where representative Holly, he asks, why would Bill Gates choose Africa specifically? Yeah, he says of all the places Gates could have gone in the world, why do you

set on Africa? As I will, Africa is a continent. If you're counting entire continents as places, there are only seven places. And he was already in one of them. Yeah. Antarctica seemed like a whole thing. I don't know. I went and I picked Africa. It was one out of seven.

Just in general, though, if Bill Gates wanted, you know, less people in Africa, that seems to be the theory they're transitioning toward is that it's about population control. If Bill Gates wanted that, it feels like he wouldn't give away vaccines there. I don't know. Just that's a weird way to do it. And he also, the voice of a says, the policy with Africa is to reduce the population while we see the policy on slowing population growth, reducing growth, which is not the same thing as reducing the population. Yeah, we do want to slow population growth.

Yeah, everywhere, I would say, not just Africa. Yeah, probably better if we slow that a little bit. Well, now it's time to answer a very complicated question. And they actually put this on the screen. Does saving lives increase the population or decrease the population? And like, apparently the answer might surprise you. And to be fair, the answer does surprise me because the answer that they give in this movie is Bill Gates is blocking the sun with chemtrails. Yep.

Yes, yes, he is. That is what they tell us. Yeah, mostly the African sun, but you know, it's a problem everywhere. Yeah, he's blocking the sun with chemtrails of calcium carbonate, big piles of dust that he's launching into space. He's also launching hundreds of satellites to spy on every person everywhere to implement his vaccines. I don't know. And it just seems like the giant clouds of the clouds and carbonator going to fuck with the visual for the

spa satellite. You know too many evil plots. They start conflicting. This is where they use like tiny micro second clips of him talking about vaccine passports as well. Yes, yeah, yeah, he talks about like the need for some kind of digital immunity proof, which they spin to say that he wants to inject you with a computer chip That will have your vaccine history and all your health and everything on it, but he is very clearly not saying that. No, it felt like a mark of the beast thing. It's just that's not it. And then we get the genetically modified mosquitoes filled with vaccines. Yeah, this is amazing. They're about to release them in Florida to prevent malaria, which is really, really impressive.

But like, from what I know about the genetically modified mosquitoes, it's, it's more about making sure that they like can't carry the illness than that they like, you know about the genetically modified mosquitoes, it's more about making sure that they can't carry the illness than that they're like, you know, the mosquito shows up, it takes your health history, it takes your temperature. Yeah, it's mostly so, I think it's the female mosquitoes will die early before they can get the malaria virus and pass it on. So it is just to stop the mosquitoes having malaria

in the first place and also it on. So it is just to stop the mosquitoes having malaria in the first place and also to control the populations of mosquitoes. But I guess because that's all then about population control, Mickey Willis must be against it because he saw against anything Bill Gates wants to do to control populations. I assume he's gonna make an entire pandemic about Bill Gates killing all the mosquitoes.

Maybe he's gonna interview like a mosquito, Judy Miskewitt will find out how she was arrested, but not with a signed warrant for stealing blood from someone she shouldn't have done. There'll be a whole film that goes into it. Selling tiny little masks to mosquitoes as part of a community mosquito. That's it. It's something. Thank you. Thank you. Nailed it. And Jeffrey Epstein. Jeff Epstein. Yeah. Bams. Smash cut. Jeffrey Epstein. Jeff Epstein. Yeah. Bam, smash cut, Jeffrey Epstein. They had lunch six times, damn it. Lunch. Yeah. And like for one thing, they, yeah, they met six times.

That's six times ever. I think like Stephen Pinker and Lawrence Krauss can knock that out over a weekend. So that is not an impressive number. But when they show Jeffrey Epstein, they caption him like convicted Peter Files slash sex trafficker. And I wanted them to add like author or educator or research to fit with their other guests. Father. But they do point out that one of the six times they met

was in Seattle. And I thought, why is Seattle important? But then I realized Seattle has the space needle. Space needle fits. Fetch the string, put a pin in it. They also say the reason that Bill Gates was meeting with Jeff Epstein was he was looking for another money source for his charity. Like, what the fuck would Bill Gates need money? I think he's flush at his charity.

And then the Vio comes in and it's like, I think I heard Heath just asked why you fuck with Bill Gates and he money. And it answers itself, but not really. The Vio says, yeah, I have no idea. I'm not, I'm not taking questions from me, but they hung out because they both really liked giving money to science. And this is the thing that Bill Gates wanted him for the money and like because he was known as having interest in science. He didn't wanted him for the money, and like, because he was known as having interest in science.

He didn't want him for the pedophilia. It's not like Bill Gates was saying, right, we're going to need a nonce for this job, like it was some kind of Aertians 11 building the crew kind of thing. That's not what you were doing here. We need a bosky, Jim Brown, a couple of elephants, Gerald's. And they conclude this by being like, so is Bill Gates a good guy or is he given money to charity? Yeah, no. Or did he? Yes, what you can't just say or did he? Bill Gates is either one of the most misunderstood men alive or one of the

most convincing con men ever to live. Is that right? But in the same way that Heath is either quite a tall guy or an incredibly convincing colony of gerbals wearing a man suit. It's like, yes, that isn't a valid either all, but it's really clear which of all. I am, I, you don't know. It's like, personally, I would love to believe he's a good guy, but I make my money from not believing it.

So what are you gonna do? Right. Yeah, this is also where they remind us that because of the thing that Reagan signed, if your head falls off because of the COVID-19 vaccine, you are fucked. And I wrote my notes. I mean, yeah, that's American medical system, no matter what, but I, you want to attribute it to Reagan, go ahead. Yeah. But apparently there are no laws about COVID-19 vaccines here, just none. The only rule is there are no rules about COVID.

Welcome to fucking Thunderdum. But like, they're also like making the point that the vaccine is going to be untested whilst also making the point like, here are the loads of people getting the shots as part of the testing phase. So that will which of the two is it? Is it, is it untested or are these people part of the test right now? Right. They point out that the side effects of the Moderna vaccine that they're working on can be problematic. Who is it, Phil? Is it untested or are these people pothed the test right now? Right. They point out that the side effects of the Moderna vaccine that they're working on can be problematic.

Just small detail, a major side effect of COVID-19 is death. You die. So feels like maybe we roll the dice. By the way, they don't say a major side effect, because it actually isn't a major side effect. It's a systematic side effect. So I went ahead and googled that, they mean a headache. It's a fucking headache. You know what has triple the side effect rate of that? The fucking T-nav vaccine, which makes your fucking shoulder hurt.

And then we ask Bill Gates another question here. We're at it in another news interview and it's the reporter saying Bill Gates are vaccines safe and he's like, yeah, they're going to test that with science fade out. We slowly fade to black and fade to silence. Like this movie is home, I'm slowly backing into the bush. Yeah, smoke bomb, the science documentary. And from there, they're finally going to wrap it up with the montage of their literal yarn and bush pins with a voiceover about everyone staying level headed in these crazy times. Yeah, we get to see

David outside. He's changed into a gold sparkly bull tie now. So that's nice. That's easy to recognize the occasion. It's a big finale. He's got to go all out. And they start this action by being like, we're not seeing kill, Dr. Fauci. And I wrote in my notes, honestly, that's refreshing for the pandemic,

but it's good for them. And then they do this like weird, Tony Robyn, self-confidence montage where they're like the biggest lie we've ever been told is that humanity fucking sucks. But but you don't. And there's like all all of the stock footage could be literally under any other speech I have ever seen ever. It's so related.

And I just wanted the voice over. He was rising to a crescendo. I just expected, this is our Independence Day. Sorry, well, sorry, wrong script, wrong script. I'll get back to it. Absolutely. That kept happening. He was like, this is our time to reclaim our humanity.

This is our time. Down here, fuck, I'm in the Gooney speech. This is the speech from the Gooney's. And they've got clips from Karate Kid, as he mentioned, but also like Captain Marvel and shit. I was like, yeah. Clips of Captain Marvel, Karate Kid, Forest Gump, the Matrix, V from Data.

This does not seem like these are being used under fair use. And I can't possibly imagine they've got the license to use the clips of any of these films. And just saying if anybody wants to let Marvel or the makers of any of those films. And just saying if anybody wants to let Marvel or the makers of any of those films know that a copyrighted work is being involved in this film, it's a pandemic series at protonmail.com, if you wanna point Marvel in the right direction.

They also, when they're saying about humanity not being a virus, you know, it's a humanity's not a virus, despite what this clip of the matrix is telling you or this picture of Madonna or Michael Jackson's Earth Song. And I thought it was weird that they didn't caption Michael Jackson as millionaire Peter Files writer and researcher. Right. They're saying like, here's the good news. At the end of a movie, the hero always has that big moment. And that's when they show us the end of the gradi kid. I was like, okay, we're going to beat coronavirus with a crane kick.

Interesting. They worked that in bed. I expected to be fair. If we crane kick for a week, we could beat this thing in a couple of months. Yeah, the coronavirus is a lot like Johnny Lawrence and the, uh, the corona guy. Yeah. That's where they close it. But before they completely wrap it up,

they explain their very confusing title. It's plan plus, Demick. Oh, sorry, is that still confusing? I'll explain what each of those words mean separately. And they do that. They give us the definition of plan and the definition of Demick. Yeah. And so that the sinister name of this film literally means a detailed proposal for doing or achieving something of or pertaining to people. Dun, dun, dun. People thing a movie. Part two sort of.

I want them to do the same thing within Doctor Nation and I have to kind of explain why they put doctor in the middle of the great. Try to define in without saying in their. Yeah, it's tricky. It is tricky. All right, well, that's where the movie wraps up, but then we also go backstage. After HMS pinnifor with Brian Rose and his weird bunker to close it out. He's gonna try to sell us a t-shirt. And he's now holding the camera in his hand, like it's kind of like self-shot footage like that,

which it makes no sense because he's in the same fucking room. So we know you've got better cameras in there. This just makes it look ridiculous. But it gives the whole thing a kind of the police found this video among his personal belongings kind of vibe. Yeah, very much. Yeah, just before and then he turned the gun on himself kind of the police found this video among his personal belongings kind of vibe. Yeah, very much. Yeah. Just for and then he turned the gun on himself kind of vibe.

Yeah. He's got a, he's also got a great pitch for people there. He's like, eh, by the way, if you're too stupid for an hour and 20 minutes of lies, we got 33 second clips on the website. You can just send those around just in case, you know, in case there's too much nuance and context in pandemic indoctrination. Also, sign our petition to the governments. It says, stop, please.

And then he gets one more plug for you to share it. He's like, please, please, please share this on Facebook. Up, we got kicked off. Okay. Uh, uh, share this on Twitter. Nope. All right. Walk outside and tell somebody on the street if you don't mind. Just share it. Yeah, but the thing is this is working. And his platform is making like $40,000 a month.

He's raised $250,000 before this premiere even went out. If this was a gift, it's an incredibly successful and effective and growing grift. And I don't think you've seen the loss of Brian Rose and his weird Nazi-themed British memorabilia funka thing. No. I don't think so either. All right. Well, that does it for a review of Plandemic 2, whatever number.

That's not going to do it for the episode just yet, because we found another bad movie. So Eli, what's on deck? We'll be covering the Bollywood epic, Magadheera. Excellent. All right. Well, with that to look forward to, we'll bring episode 262 to a merciful close. Big thanks to Marsha as always. And for anyone who's new, where should they go to hear more of your stuff? Yeah, you should go to a skeptics with a K podcast on iTunes and everywhere else. And that's me sort of talking about skeptical stories. And you can check out the charity, the skeptical charity that I work for, good thinking society to see some of the activists I'm not doing. Excellent, great cause. And once again, huge thanks to all the

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Animal House close. Mickey Willis went on to make, Plandemic 19, a 36-hour-long rebuttal to the criticism he received for Plandemic past 18. In the early 19th century, a 36-hour-long rebuttal to the criticism he received for I'm going to explain why you're greeting to Morgan was so cold just now. I feel like I think mine was pretty great. All right. Well, Morgan, you can listen to that. Oh, Morgan and we're back and. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, movie.

OK, here we go. Loo, lo, lo, lo, doing Bill Gates stuff. Bill Gates stuff is my favorite stuff. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Is he, is he not a lot more kind of kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind of a kind Can you bring it up a little bit? Little or little build great stuff. Throwing build great stuff is my favorite. Marsha, I want you to know I chickened out of the original right of this ad, which was just you monologuing about how everyone in England doesn't groom their pubic hair.

Wait, do you guys not do, do you guys not do any scabbing? Is that culture? It's a I did not know that was a cultural thing. There are hairy people. Andy seems like a smooth sailor. I bet if you guys, I've, oh, I guarantee you, he is just like squeaking noise cleaning. Oh, I would go the opposite.

I think Andy is a rogue of a man. See, it looks just like, it just looks like the face, like with the gray and the, the gray and the black. I think that just starts just below his cheek and just continues solidly. Yeah. It looks like he's got Sean Connery and a thylock down there.

Yeah, sometimes because he actually does, but also. From there, they go immediately to India and I'm sorry, no, are you moving to a new thing? No, go ahead. So if you're not, then sorry, you go ahead. No, you go, because I'm going to move to the India thing, which is what they go to. Okay, so you are moving to everything.

You meant yes, when you said no. I mean, I was aware that he was moving to do you thing. I stayed out of it because I want to go new thing. I'm I know my place. I'm following. I'm on board. Thank you. Marsh. I appreciate your tone. Morgan, please send me a clip of Heath's snippet tone so I can send it to Miller to tell on him. Please keep the clip of Eli using note. Yes, also that'd be great. A company communication.

But proceeding podcast was a production of Puzzle and a Thunderstorm LLC copyright 2020. Yes, also that'd be great. A couple of our company communication. The preceding podcast was a production of Puzzle and a Thunderstorm LLC Copyright 2020 all rights reserved.