God Awful Movies - 271: Trump 2024

Episode Date: October 27, 2020

This week, Andrew Torrez joins us to discuss the drug-induced fever dream that is "Trump 2024." It's the story of a bunch of apocalypse nuts trying to talk around the fact that no historical figure has ever better matched up with the anti-Christ than Trump. --- Hear more from Andrew on the Opening Arguments podcast: https://openargs.com/ And if you want to find the studies Andrew was talking about in the show, check here and here. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

In the bear is Russia and the leopard is Germany has texts That's what's so wonderful are the Germans just real fast or spotted or anti-smitted leopards We all know that's leopards are notorious with anti-smitting you didn't have to list the other weird animals in the Bible. He's like, there's a lion and the wings break away. And I'm like, OK, I get the metaphor. And he's like, there's also a dinosaur. Right. God awful.

Movie. Movie. Movie. Movie movie movie Welcome back to the game cast where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema because I didn't pay enough Attention in school. I'm your host no illusions of sending 700 miles to my immediate left is my good friend heath and right heath Welcome back Sorry, what I was just loaning our Patreon $10 million. I don't know if that makes sense, but we'll see how it goes. And well, he does that.

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It's back. Limited to $1 per month. We just put $10 million on our Patreon. Oh, yeah. Back. Limited to $1 per month. And also joining us this week is our special guest, massacist one who we were sorely missing last week because we wanted to torture him this week instead. Also the host of the opening arguments podcast Andrew Torres and your welcome back, sir. Yeah. Last week, Marsh asked, I presume rhetorically, if you had him on last week instead of be because you like me more, I think we're gonna have to answer to that question.

Daniel soon. God, Marsh, you dodged a bullet, brother. Oh, well, yeah. So I'll tell you what, we're going to answer that question exactly as we answer this one. Tell us heath What will we be breaking down today? We watched Trump? 2024 the world after Trump that's the title It's the story of how God is very real and he's chosen Donald Trump to be reelected. Yes, yes Lucky us and Eli How bad was this movie?

Well, if you loved the last four years of he's telling you, you should have voted for Hillary Clinton, but his threats weren't quite eternal enough. You will love this movie. And Andrew, you follow politics pretty closely. How accurate was this movie in your mind? I think the movie is suggesting that once Trump is reelected, God will usher in the apocalypse, so 100% what I'm

gonna do is to accurate for smoothie. Oh, from 2024, the reign of Scorpion horse locusts. There we go. All right. So is there anything you guys want to dominate? This one for being the best at being the worst at? Yeah, best worst unit of measure. Oh, for sure. This movie decided to measure events in Holocausts. For example, Roe v. Wade is a, you know, 10 or 11 Holocaust event. 10.33, I do believe, yes.

Yeah, that's rough. I was going to go with best worst background music and yes, I'm stealing this from Noah and I am also at present sending frenzied emails to Roger Waters offering to represent him Pro Bono and we will get there. Oh my gosh. Well, all of the music was terrible, but yeah, there's definitely a low point in the music. All right, I was going to go with best worst biblical America prophecy. All right. That's impressive. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, right. Because we've seen quite a few of these, but they devoted an enormous amount of time in this movie to say, like, okay, wait, no, wait, but see. But what if the wings, though, represent it, it's amazing how they get there and how much time they it was like watching Donald Trump debate Joe Biden, honestly. And I was going to give this best, best Andrew goes through the heart of darkness. Listen, if you can cast your mind back that far to 2016, we had a Rosie Cheek starry eyed Andrew Torres on our show to talk politics

about hope and law and regulations and Andrews notes. For this movie, you see more positive things scrolled on the wall of the cell of the count Chris Fucking fuck that guy out kill And now there's this asshole. I'm drinking I'm drinking. I'm not looking at the screen while I type this Well, I'll tell you what we've got a pile of shit on the other side of this break that would turn Ellie's satler back in terror So we need a minute to put on the long gloves, but we'll be back soon with all the opposite day assertions of Trump 2024. Hey podcast listener, it's me Eli Bothnick here to tell you about our newest sponsor, Thera Gunn. You know as well as I do that here on God awful movies, we'd like to keep our heads fresh with skits, characters and even catch you little tunes that Anna writes. But right here on this first ad for TheraGun, I just want to tell you, you need a TheraGun.

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TheraGun because it's possible for something, anything to feel good in 2020. Minions come forth! Yes, Lord Antichrist. The time has come. I have risen to my rightful place as the leader of the United Nations, and now the time has come to establish our new world order. Ho ho ho! Now first, we will establish a one-world currency. One-world. Oh, better than that.

And agreed upon tariff on foods and vegetables by typing by standard market value. And agreed upon tariff. Like tariff. And then the one world language? No, you fool. Before that, we spent about a hundred years on European regulatory minutia and then Zen we do the one language thing. Wow, we get a hundred years there. Oh, at least at least least 100 years. Yeah.

Master, what if countries leave the EU? Oh, I think those who leave the EU will find themselves very unhappy. Oh, I see. You mean like, yeah, like we're going to murder them, right? No, they would have to negotiate their own trade deals That they're their own and and those trade deals will be That that slightly unfavorable on March I'm the Antichrist. Yes, you are

And we're back for the breakdown. We're going to open up on an insane credits fever dream. Oh, it's a montage of scary Barack Obama things contrasted with Trump looking good, which by accident is way worse than how Obama sounds in their gotcha clips. Yeah, because they're trying to accuse Obama all of this corruption and at first I'm like, I can't tell if they're accusing Democrats of stuff or listing Trump's accomplishments as president. And also, I mean, let's lay down the marker. It's definitely not racist that every Republican on earth is focused on the guy who was president

12 years ago, right? Who just happened to be, uh, let's see, I'm thinking of the relevant characters Parford law grant. Yeah, that's what that's what it. Yeah, that's what they're about. Yeah. But then they show Abe Lincoln and I was so confused. I was like, okay, they're anti Obama. They don't like him. He's smarty He's smarter than them. I get Abe Lincoln now. Okay, you're anti what Abe Lincoln. That's in the first 10 seconds There's so we look so there's this they have a Barack Obama endorsing same-sex marriage. And then that cuts immediately to, you know, in God we trust on the money, but God is being crossed out. It's some crazy fucking shit. They actually bracket it with a minister being like,

you cannot ignore, I think, people should be able to get married. No, we're earned of God. No, we're earned of God. And then we see a bunch of like, Donald Trump superimposed and juxtaposed next to like smart stuff in their Trump and then the border wall and then like satellites for no reason and chest I would pay every amount of money I have ever, or ever will owned to watch Donald

Trump try and play chess. And that would be that, that is my new tab on porn hub forever. Oh, all the pieces matter. Shut up. No, you know, I can't tell if it's impossible to imbue a Trump bust with Grovy Toss or if their artist just failed but man This little computer animated bus they had was not looking never go with the cheapest guy on five or never I will be doing your bust for two dollars But then I have to proofread outbreak when we're done

But then I have to proofread outbreak when we're done. It wasn't the proof, it was the four-manor. Yeah. Okay. And so, and then the second that the credits are over, we start jerking off all over the constitution, right? Well, I've been jerking you off to the idea of the constitution. Like maybe I am 100% positive. The only provisions of the constitution that these people could name would be the second

half of the second amendment and the three fifths clause. Yes. Well, it's another, another moment where they're like, you know what, fuck Abe Lincoln. We're going to double down on that because they say the Constitution says we the people and then they're making a big deal about we the people. And then right after that, it's like not honest old Abe Lincoln and fuck Barack Obama. Again, what? Yeah.

So much anti Lincoln shit. The narrator opens up by claiming that yes, we can was a broken campaign promise. Yeah. Call it out Reagan because it's still afternoon in America sometimes too. So often it's morning. They also do this great thing where they're like America is for the people. I just wrote my notes, which is why we lost the last election by several million. Also because the Jews control the world.

Well, yeah, it's, real hard right turn here. Yeah, the claim that Trump is the most polarizing figure to ever hold the office. And like once again, you guys are like fuck Abe Lincoln. I mean, we want to war over one. Dumbest and worst. Those are the only superlips your guy gets. Okay. And while they're doing this, they're like playing cowboy music in the background. dumbest and worst, those are the only superlives your guy gets, okay? And while they're doing this, they're like, play in cowboy music in the background. And is there anything sillier than trying to make Trump look like a badass?

Yes, trying to make Trump look like a smart person, but we've already done that. We're releasing that report from his doctor that says he's six four two twenty five. That's a, that's a favorite. Yeah. That lab coat was rejecting him like a bad transplant. Oh, and then we get, we get a little montage of honed lips whining about how to stay hate Trump. Melting snowflake montage. Oh, I love it because they're very clearly in New York City and Washington Square Park because they needed to interview people that hated Trump. And then they have to jump 17 states over. Yeah.

They just look at the cornfield. It's part of Manhattan. Yeah. They wanted some positive and some negative. And they go, what? It's square parking Manhattan. So it was like, down Trump's embarrassment, a fucking hate him.

He's a racist and they're like, okay, cut, cut, cut. Nobody, we got to drive out to like a Walmart upstate. It's just not, you know, and then it's quick cut to like, I like Trump. Binghamton's awesome. Hi, you like that. That's awesome. Hi, hi. That's my history teacher, everybody. Yes.

Oh, I feel like this is going to be a lot easier to watch in two weeks. Let this be. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So and then the narrator cuts into an inform us of some like high level conspiracy bullshit

that is assumed knowledge going into this, right? Cause he starts off going like, it would be difficult to deny that the world has been heading towards a global government for some time. And this is just to, you know, to queue in all of their listeners. This is where the movie starts playing the baseline from in a world where robots.

Oh, right. That's okay. So plus one, like I got to close my eyes for a minute and pretend that I was watching Transformers 6 Trump harder. But it lasts for like 11 minutes, right? Like, I mean, this is a point where Michael Bay would be like, all right, we're over during the base here. Yes. Yes. So they tell us that obviously we're heading towards the one world government. Look, in 1950, there were 89 sovereign countries in the world today. There are nearly 200.

How the fuck are you getting there? Well, we're going to find out just how little they know about like the United Nations and the EU. So I feel like I know how they're getting there. They're like, you see how big that room is? Everyone's got a microphone. That's the whole thing. No, yeah, that's that's right. Actually, the way they're going to get there is through the haunted house of conspiracy nut trigger words like the UN NATO, the IMF, the world big, the GBB. I'm expecting the builder burger group in the night's template, right? That's hot. They play the convention on migration as a, as a popular in the city.

Like, oh, yeah, what? Oh, they're simultaneously anti-immigration and also, but fuck managing where refugees migrate, right? Yeah, right. What? And they seem to think that, that migration treaty treaty was like we're going to spread out people exactly Evenly We're gonna shuffle up and deal humanity

Fuck I got Sierra Leone I got What you got off the beginning of risk yeah We can't all be Australia. Everybody can be Australia. This is ridiculous. I'd like to be also. I can't just go take forever if we go through all of this shit, but I have to point this out. They say in this fucking movie that apparently the big takeaway from COVID is that we need less

international cooperation. The world's too connected, you see. What? I'm blown away, because first of all, if you're making a movie where the message is vote for Trump, don't talk about COVID. Ha ha ha ha. No, talk about COVID.

COVID is such a good argument for America losing its sovereignty. That's like the best argument I've ever heard for us, not being so different. No,, shit. The election of Donald Trump is a slightly better argument. Yeah. And look, I don't want to let this pass that this globalization argument has already advanced, right, from where these exact same assholes were arguing 50 years ago, right?

Like, so quick, name, what state does Dennis Prager come from? You don't know. He doesn arguing 50 years ago, right? Like, so quick, name what state does Dennis Prager come from? You don't know. He doesn't talk about it, right? Because 50 years ago, he wouldn't have been saying, I love the federal government. He would have been like, I'm a proud citizen of South Carolina. I love the, I don't know, what is it, the chewing tobacco state or what it means. Sadly, he's from Brooklyn, I think. No, he is from New York. But like, I don't look that up.

But seriously, like, we've already moved from the state pride that was the conservative position for 200 years to, well, that, well, okay, all right, we have a federal government, but we can't have a scary one-world government. Yeah, we've already moved it up. It's just levels of abstraction, man. Yeah, well, right. And so, but that's where we introduced the the enemy of this film, Globalism. Mike Huckabee. Oh, dude. You know, Eli nailed it. This is the most Jew-friendly anti-Semitism I've ever seen. But yes, we have. We also meet Mike Huckabee here who comes into inform us that if America is

in special, Jesus will cry, dammit. And then we basically we get or introduced to our whole bevy of idiotic insane talking heads, right? At this point, this is where like we basically get virtually everybody's introduction to the film. Oh, yeah. This is the Simpsons like be prepared for a series of surprising witnesses each more surprising We lead off with my cocka be in Dennis Prager

Yeah, it's like the saddest oceans 11 I watched the movies first and it was when Dennis Prager appeared on the screen that I messaged everyone. I'm so excited for you all to watch this movie. I started looking them up at first because most of these people I didn't recognize. I saw Damon Friedman was according to his press material, an electric sought after speaker with an expertise in motivation leadership and team building and then I stopped googling I'm like okay well then guessing is just as good. I'm sorry is your byline a resume pad written by a 16 year old?

It is. One of the guys that says he's Kyron's Kyron just says, and times ministries, and his job is crazy person with a sign in mad magazine. But yeah, but they're all basically here to warn us the same thing that like if, if the left prevails, America won't even be America anymore. Yeah. Dennis Brager says, you can't love something you want to transform. And I just wrote down Dennis Brager about America and every time his wife points out that

he should use that treadmill, she got it. Dennis Brager also says, we were founded to be a republic not a democracy. What? And I was like, wow, man, you don't you have a university where you can look up those words because of a book, a dictionary at the university there anywhere? Our founding fathers actually meant to protect against this. It's Article 9, Section 1, clause two of the constitution says whenever anyone says this is a Republican audit democracy, you can punch them in the balls as hard as you can.

Oh, awesome. Yeah. Awesome. Little non-fact. Take legal advice from a podcast, just like Andrew always says, guys, take lead. He does usually use all of those words in a row like that. Yeah. We're other real thing.

Real thing. Dennis Brager really said, quote, it's idiotic. I can't say the N word end of real quote. Wow, you know, I mean, yeah, you can, Dennis. I just, he can, and let's be honest, you do. No one who has an objection to not saying the N word was going to try it for the first time after they got right. I'm just, I'm just going to let it roll around on my tongue a little bit.

It feels like, yeah. All right. So, and then, so we've already met the film's villain, globalism. It's time for us to meet its hero as well. And that would be in my estimation anyway, Eric metaxis is pocket square. That thing had more personality than every other human we saw in this film. I hurt myself. It's sharp. Spoilers for later in the year, we might be spending a little bit more time with Eric.

Come Christmas. Oh, God, damn. Oh, my God. Why? What? more time with Eric come Christmas. Oh God damn. Oh my God. Why what? All right. And then of course, Robert Jeffers is part of this. He chimes in to tell us or to you know, to talk about what we're all thinking about the apocalypse. Oh, yeah. This is the I was like, oh, he's going to hint about the anti-Christ and the apocalypse and Robert Jeffers is like, just to be clear, I'm talking about the literal. Antichrist. All right, Robert Jeffress.

Well, yeah, because they keep warning us there's going to be a one world government. And Robert Jeffress comes on and he's like, you know, you're probably wondering what's the problem with that? Well, it would literally cause a seven headed dragon to unleash the scorpion, horse, locust, where are you going? Where are you going to have a sign and everything? headed dragon to unleash the scorpion horse locust where you go with where you go when I have a side and everything. The segway to the segments, the best of it's like, all right, we're going to talk about facts.

Yes. Oh, yeah. The one thing we do know is a seven headed horse scorpion locust and Jesus with a sword mouth. They're coming. So let's proceed logically from there. Yeah, he's like a lot of people say that'll never happen. But the Bible says, and I'm like,

that rabbit's sugar cut, that rabbit's sugar. Oh, wait, I'm wrong. Okay, I just got excited. I think we're going a different way. He also has this great moment where he's like, but what if Hitler was in charge to the U.M.? Okay. All right, look, I know you guys said some kind of a pool going,

right, to figure out when this was going to break my brain. So okay, they got it time. Stamp nine minutes, 17 seconds. I'm sitting there like you like dairy queen. Well, what if Hitler ran on dairy queen? Would you eat your snickers? Listered them? Oh, how you would, right? While chanting white power. Yeah, right. I said, it's not even as good going great for you guys, you know, listen, we're not saying the end word. You said not to say the end word.

We're saying white power. You said that was different. Speaking of white power, this is where Tony Perkins shows up as well. Oh, my God. This is where I started to be like, okay, Betzon, who's coming up next. That kid from the Nicholas Sanders, the Sandman kid, that lady who jumped out of her house and tried to shoot those people professors, a dog that bites the RNC convention is what is right. Exactly.

We also get a NATO pop scare. Yeah. Which was fun. It's so fun. They're trying to make a circle of diplomat nerds look scary. Yeah. And they're just like talking and one of my favorite parts, they do a little like evil typey thing where they're like the EU has multiple countries.

A lot of them are in NATO and it's like, and it's just typing out the names of the countries. And it's like, they meet in Stockholm. You don't even know where Stockholm is. Yeah, right. It's like, no, you don't. Right. I still don't know how to do. They're like, nobody even knows where these people come from.

What you have me do. They have a little sign right in front of them, man. That's the whole point. Oh, God. Just to be clear, the theory is that Jewish globalists are creating a one-world government. So Hitler can take over the world. Or there's no point in going out.

So yeah. And then without a fucking hint of self-awareness, they cut from all these warnings about the anti-Christ to a Trump rally. They think they're changing the subject. Oh. And so tell me if this is the argument they're making in the movie because I am genuinely lost here. One of the various crazy hosts of this movie is like, I was trying to figure out who to vote for,

but then Trump said globalism and I was like, Oh, that's my brand of crazy. I want that one. Yeah. Are they supposed to be rooting against Trump because God's plan is the anti-Christ? Yeah. It's real hard when you're like rooting against the prophecy. Yeah, the guy on the other side is omniscient and omnipotent, but my favorite part of this that musing is they're talking about the the Republican primary debates and the voiceover is I was listening to what Donald Trump was saying. Now mind you, they have to cut the audio here, right? Like this is a bit of romantic comedy when you pan away and run the montage

because neither actor can flirt with each other, right? Like there is not a single sentence they can put up on the screen that Donald Trump said during any of the debates until he gets to the one where he's like, and we all love Jesus. And that one has an aside in the middle of it, right? Which he's like, and, you know, and of course, love him bigly in such all the best ways because it's, uh, well, so it would that throughout this entire movie, we were constantly confronting that fact that they could not find a single sentence in his entire, like his

campaign all the years of his presidency, where he find a single sentence in his entire like his campaign all the years of his presidency where he made a coherent sentence come out of his fucking face. Right? Every single clip that they used, he has some kind of just verbal flubber fucking linguistic fart in the middle of. Anyway, okay. So now we have, oh god, then we get to Andrew's best worst

It is this really shitty band ripping off pink Floyd's mother for some anti-socialism Anthem and it is quite possibly the worst thing I've ever had to sit through for this show I just I want to be clear on this. I saw Noah's note in our in our share talk before this actual scene. And I thought, oh, oh, that wacky Noah Luzia, this is going to be something like intricately layered 1969 pink Floyd. No, no, there's a guy re-singing the iconic pink Floyd song mother with guy re-singing the iconic Pink Floyd song mother with. Mother, don't you think socialists are fucking scary? Yeah, like a mother I should trust the government. Yeah, right.

There was zero chance that Roger Waters knows that this movie happened. And it is my life's mission to make him aware of this. knows that this movie happened and it is my life's mission to make him aware of this. And I love they have this one of their talking had star Parker. She shows up and she's like, let me explain to you what socialism is. I'm like, I bet you get it wrong. Star Parker for when you can't quite afford Candace O'Horkey. Yeah. Right.

Star Parker actual credentials once got 23% of the vote, the time she tried to run for Congress and literally almost a lot. I mean, lost by 50 points to the Democrat, but almost lost to a perennial novelty right in third party candidate named Nick Dibs because apparently D's nuts was busy. That's what that. That Mickey Mouse sabotaged my campaign. But if he hadn't, so if all you Christians voted for me, we could come in fourth next time.

Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. But she and many of the other talking has explained to us what socialism means taxation is theft. God damn it. That's their exploitation. Yeah, that checks out. Yeah. But Noah, I have a question.

Do they have any like really great politicians from history like universally beloved ones that they quote from someone like, I don't know Margaret Thatcher. Margaret, I mean, look, I know this movie is this movie, but quoting Margaret Thatcher as an example of why your thing is right and the other thing is wrong is like quoting Adolf Hitler on dog treatment and vegetarianism.

Yeah, yeah, you know, it's the amount of hyperbole is amazing. Mike Hocka be at one point says, well, socialism only works when the government's willing to kill several million people. That's a fucking quote. Yep, from this movie. He wasn't talking about the socialist military either. That's not what he meant. No.

Are we just going to like allow to pass the fact that what's going on on the screen are the worst political cartoons ever drawn by humanity. Oh, the Nazi propaganda poster of Bernie Sanders going across the screen right now. So the Obama AOC and Bernie Sanders cartoons were competing with each other over which one could be more offensive. I, there is, okay, I need your help deciphering this because you have more experience in translating crazy to English than I do. There's a cartoon that's on the screen for only 11 and a half minutes.

That features Barack Obama, and I know it's Barack Obama because the heavy shading they used in crayon. Not because it resembles him in any way whatsoever. Right. Dressed like he's in the three amigos, right? He's riding an ass, and on the ass of the ass, it says huge loans to terrorists state. What does that even mean? Oh, just the Iran New Year deal. Remember when he paid Iran, all those millions and millions of dollars of taxpayer money

to be terrorists? My favorite thing about the political cartoons, aside from the super scary illan Omar one where they gave her like her own scary Batman Villain background is that AOC is pretty and if you try and draw or not pretty It's not recognizable Yep, so they just made her face wide. They were like go wider fucking And they looks so angry. Yeah, she's pretty, but she wouldn't fuck you. She's bitch. Yeah.

Wouldn't that is entirely the Republican party's anger about a. Yes. Right. When she runs for president, that will be her opponent's campaign. So good. Yeah. So then we bolster their point with examples from Earth's only actual experiment with socialism, Venezuela. Okay. Well, Venezuela was

a global headroom on until they became. It was the greatest place ever. Everyone was saying, I wish I lived in Venezuela. Let's be clear, the way they introduced this is a Fox News host going, Venezuela is Muimalo. Yeah. It is impossible to imagine a less sensitive way to describe what's going on in Venezuela. America is dealing with a super sized pandemic. Am I right? And that Fox news host is X MTV VJ Kennedy. And if you don't know who that is, it is who Republican. Okay, it's, it's, it's, S.E. Cup is voting for Joe Biden. So this is what you get when you

can't get that. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Amazing. Yeah. And also, by the way, they have starperkers show back up at this point. I just have to point this out to point out that the reason that Compton and Camden are impoverished is because socialism. She actually makes the claim that, you know, back before they started all this welfare state crap, it was things were going really good for the black community in America. It was really, everything, they were just really killing it. I really wanted someone to ask her which year she was talking about just gotten the year

before when it was good for black people. No, no answer. Yeah, back when Camden was Wakanda, it was doing amazing. And then it stuck in socialism took over. What are you talking about? When they had all that free market for brain, it was. This is also when Mike Huckabee is like, I was talking to this guy who was worked for the church. And I asked him how were things under communism? And he's like, they killed everybody,

including me. including me. Boo. All right. So then, okay. So then the movie deals with the problem of evil and evil in this instance is going to be personified by Barack Obama. Barack Obama. Yeah.

Exactly. This is how they present the problem of evil. Why would a loving God allow Barack Obama to be elected president? But the answer we get is amazing. This is a near perfect quote. God gives us good leaders. And then God gives us evil leaders. It's almost like it's indistinguishable

from your being no God at all. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. No, no, I'm gonna come in again. Oh, let me, I'll explain this, I'll explain this. I got it. Gay people are getting married. Yeah. Something else. Yeah, right.

So, okay, yeah, we see the rainbow white house at all of that evil is shit and everything. And then they show the clip of him coming down the golden escalator at the beginning of his 2016 campaign. And they're, so they're like, oh, you know, we need our token immigrant right now. Somebody put out our token immigrant. So this is where we meet Bridget Gabriel. Oh, Bridget Gabriel. Fantastic.

She will remain turned to 11 the entire movie. Yeah. We also finally get Paulo White, who shows up to explain how Jesus is at the top of all the recon charts. Like she was like the movie was keeping us on our toes because I was like, oh yeah, I guess these are the boring arguments and then it was like, Paula White, what's going on, motherfucker? That's the only official set for you.

It's like a record. And then I got me back and then all four of us have the same note, which is she says, Jesus rules over all the governments and all the galaxies. I'm really. Yeah. Okay. The galaxies, even the ones that are far, far away. You know, you fucked up when you have to explain baby cancer and your presidential candidate with the same apologetic. So yeah, mysterious ways do pop out eventually. No, they, uh, and who is since you, you got all these notes, the guy who's the uncanny valley Rob Lowe with his shirt tucked out, like, who the hell is that guy? That is Bishop Harry Jackson.

And he explains how Obama hated life, faith, and Israel, which is why America did so poorly under him. Yeah. The only thing about his interview is I wish they could have gotten him any other time except for when he was just finished watching an Avengers movie. What the fuck is happening? He's sitting on a seat in the back of a movie theater as people file out that

very and then they come on to explain why us dumb lips hate Trump so much hint it is not because of the kidnapping policies the racism the sexual assault the trees in the authoritarianism the cronyism the self-dealing the homophobia the transform or the quarter a million dead people, his COVID response gave us. It's because we hate Christianity and America. Yeah. They say it's because he's so good at defeating our enemies. And I was like, our enemies old people. People with pre-existing conditions, fuck you, Croons. This is also where we get our display of the radical left. AOC, Obama, of course,

and Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi, those radical leftists. Yeah, right. My god, here's how unsophistic where this fucking movie is. They literally use that picture of him standing in front of the church that he gasped non-violent protesters to get. While they talk about how seriously Trump takes the Constitution, they use one of the pictures where the Bible's upside down. They didn't even bother to use all the pictures where it's right there is one of the photos. They're like, yeah, sure, he was just holding it, you know, it's like we misused the word irony so many times it up and left us. You know, Jesus. Oh, yes, like we they showed that picture. I wrote my notes like, yeah, no, Trump really knows

this Bible backwards, forwards upside down. And this is where they introduce us to Alveda King. Uh-huh. Yeah. The works for a group called Civil Rights for the Unborn. And she is comparing Donald Trump and the I Am a Man campaign of the civil rights movement. Yep, Martin Luther King. Yeah, Martin Luther King and Trump are very similar. They're adjacent because they talk about them next to each other in the school. That's literally what she does.

She's like, Martin Luther King said, we needed to live as brothers. This movie is about Donald Trump. I'm moving on. Trump MLK, Trump MLK. So to give you a great idea, just how idiotic your shit has to be if you're trying to defend this administration, here's an exact one. I don't remember who said it.

It's one of the fucking talking heads. He says, and I quote, something's going on beyond the veil. Something is deeper than mere politics. I believe it is a spiritual warfare. Yep. Yeah. I was like, oh, they're hinting at like their enemies with a devil.

And then they're like, oh, just to be clear, we need people who opposed Donald Trump. All right, go demin' who's a fallen angel. We're gonna play to the base to your little LCD going on, you know what I'm saying? Is there a dandruff on the camera? That's what I'm saying. That they wiped off right at the end.

There's a lot of weird shit like we're like we're all those little red spots that kept showing up in the cartoons and shit. A lot of weird shit going on with the camera in this one. All right, well, I'll tell you what, we've got to stop for a few seconds and huff some poll numbers to counterbalance this shit, but we're gonna be back in a minute with even more Trump 2024. Okay, Mitch, who do we have for our big pro Trump documentary,

Trump 2024? Yeah, really quick about that. Why 2024? He's running for reelection in 2020. Well, and he's gonna win that one. But after that, like when he doesn't win because he can't run the next time, the world will become part of a one world government

run by the anti-Christ thousands of years of darkness and blah, blah blah blah, you know. Donald Trump is gonna put that off by four years that... Yeah, yeah, four years. That's like our voting pitch that is just gonna put it off for a little bit four years. Great, okay, so let's see. We got Mike Huckabee. Excellent. Yeah, Robert Jeffress. Love that guy. Yeah, Paul Aweight.

Oh, she's great. Dennis Prager. So smart. The head of an SPLC listed hate group, Tony Perkins. Mm-hmm, good. KKK Grand Wizard David Duke. Great speaker. Oh, we got that guy who went viral a few years ago

for yelling at Mexicans in a freshenco. Yeah, awesome. Not Mel Gibson. It sounds like I just, it's a different guy. Um, uh, Confederate flag that can talk. Oh, excellent. Not Mel Gibson.

Uh, 14 minutes of still footage of a bag of horse manure. Yeah. All right. And the very concept of hate itself. Okay. Oh, uh, problem. Problem. Yeah. All right. And the very concept of hate itself. Okay. Oh, uh, problem, problem. Yeah. What's the problem? Uh, you listed Tony Perkins twice there. Oh, good catch. Yeah. Uh,

and we're back for more of this shit. We're going to open up on a quick breakdown of world history Starting with King David. I learned so much in the Yeah, some interesting stuff happened between 2003 BC in 2020 AD. So it was Solomon Babylon World War one And we're done Got a pra-war you history degree right there. And we had the first laugh out loud moment for me during this movie is they've got the

solemn, the narrator, you know, solemnly intoning and God said, I will put my name there forever on the temple. And then literally the next second of the movie is, yeah, the Babylonians destroyed the fuck out of that temple. Yeah, exactly right. Then the Jews tried to rebuild it and then the Romans destroyed the fuck out of that. But it fell over and sunk into the swamp.

Yeah, right. Our God is omnipotent. My birth, my birth. And then the Holocaust happened. Okay. Yeah, really, really. Your God's crushing it, man. So yeah, but they zoomed

from that to the, um, to the Holocaust where they could only afford to animate like nine emaciated Jews. So their concentration camp looked socially distanced. Right. But their point is that after the Holocaust, the British gave Israel to the Jews no backsees. But not the British, the movie says. And then in 1947, the UN created the Stuttgart, and I'm just thinking like, did I stroke out for the previous hour of this movie? Yeah. Yeah.

But they're like blah, blah, blah, whatever created Israel. Nothing really happened till Donald Trump put our embassy in Jerusalem Now Judaism exists to be clear the history of the world began with King David and ended with God damn Trump moving the US embassy in the Israel Televated Jerusalem. That's where history culminated from telepathy to the wrist that's where history culminates. Just a bunch of scientists trying to make that perfect red cow waiting for Donald Trump to see. All right.

So now Tony Perkins jumps into explain that his anti-semitism comes from loving Jews too much. He's like, he's looped around to anti-Semitism, you see. Yeah, he explains that God's promises don't have an expiration date. And I wrote, yeah, that's lucky as fuck, because they are constantly wrong. Yeah, but eventually, we also cut over to a guy at one moment who's like, you have to understand that Israel, it's like if you're walking down the street and someone attacks your child, and I was like, wait, what?

Why do you think this is a relatable metaphor, man? There's also, there's a point here where Robert Jeffress says, you know, there's a tremendous anti-semitist and rising in this country. And I'm like, yeah, wonder where the fuck that comes from. He says, I'll tell you where it comes from Noah. Illin Omar. Yeah. Yeah.

That's when anti-semitism popped up. I mean, that's it. Well, because Obama hated Israel so much. Mm. Wow. Yeah, because, well, and that's the big gotchas, like, you know, Obama even admitted that violating international law is against the international law. That son of a bitch.

Yeah. Their point was that Obama let the UN write a sentence in one of their resolutions that says, Hey, Israel, maybe stop having a partied. That was the point. Yep. Well, not, not even that. It's not that we like voted for it. We Tulsi Gabbard in it.

And that was too far. Yeah. Well, exactly, exactly. We didn't stand in the way of the unified world saying that's immoral. Yep. That was Obama's big moral failing according to this film. So then they list all of Trump's accomplishments as president, which is moving the embassy to Jerusalem.

You definitely have the, I mean, they're so numerous. They go without saying, no, I mean, we're not going to say that. So many. I'm thinking of so many that I can't even tell which one to say first as what it is And they talk about like people said to him Please don't start a war in the Middle East and he was like Yeah, well that's their big fucking moment is like everyone in the world agreed it was a bad idea, but he did it. Can I just share here by genuine delight that like throughout this movie, these people seem to hate George W. Bush almost as much as I do. Yeah, right.

They're like, yeah, those, those damn like, you know, George, and literally like you get to see, you know, George W. Bush's smirking little face. And they're like, yeah, Democrats and Republicans alike, we're afraid to do this. And yeah, I'm pretty sure they just saw the word wall. Because they were like, oh, this is so he moved the thing to Jerusalem. There's a wall there. You know what, that's just like the Berlin wall. You remember when Reagan said down this wall? You remember when Reagan took credit for all those piece overtures that Gorbachev actually made and this was all the credit, where you remember that?

And then, and then they do like a wall-based montage of just all stuff at one point, at one point Trump is at the wall in Jerusalem and he's fucking fascinated by it. He's running his hands along it and he's putting his hands into little cracks and do. What was he doing? So that is the whaling wall, which is the only remaining wall of the temple. And you put a little wish in a scroll into the holes in the wall.

And I want more than anything. I need to know. Thank you. He's done right. What Trump put in the wall. And I want more than anything. Thank you. He then right. What drum put. Well, is it fear not, Eli? I'm sure it was stuck to the back of his shoe as he walked away. Yeah, right. And then somebody comes on to tell us that Israel wants nothing, but peace really. That's why they're walling off all the doves you see. To be fair, it is very peaceful after you shoot someone in the head. It's really quiet. It gets downright silent.

Definitely. And okay, so then it's time for the narrator to explain to us Where America is in the Bible Amazing it starts it starts with the question at the beginning of this segment is Is America in the Bible and I was like no end to move And like many of their talking heads come up and go no, man. That's fucking And like many of their talking heads come up and go, no, man, that's fucking. No. It's crazy that America's not mentioned any makes us look kind of dumb to be honest, but hold on. Well, no, actually none of us has anything pretty.

Yeah, but I'm not like, what? Did I say Bible? I meant Book of Mormon. Yeah, they go down the ranks of crazy, right? They're like, Franklin Graham. Will you say that the America's in the Bible? He's like, fuck, man, I'm not gonna say it's in the Bible. And they're like, Mike Huckabee and he's like, maybe. And then Robert Jeffress is like, yes, absolutely. I'll tell you right here. Yes. You remember the crackings? It's

in America. It was the lion with the man. What the fuck? Dores of our face. Yeah. So he says, okay, he said he explains. He's like, now in the book of Daniel, it talks about an eagle. America, as we all know, is the eagle. And I'm thinking to myself, okay, Albania, Egypt, Kazakhstan, Mexico, Moldova, Serbia, those are countries that have eagles on their goddamn flags. But okay, we're somewhere on the top 10 of eagle countries, but it says in the Bible that a lion will have wings of the eagle, but the wings will be torn off, and that's if you think about it like America breaking away from England. Yes, okay, is what God was trying to say. The lion is the UK here.

Yeah, that's the world capital of lions. The, you know, I mean, that is their symbol, right? And the bear is Russia and the leopard is what? Germany has texts. That's what the one. That's what the one. Wonderful. Are the Germans just real fast or spotted or anti-smitted

leopards? We all know that's leopards are spotted or anti-smitted leopards. We all know that Slepper is our notorious leader anti-smitting. You didn't have to list the other weird animals in the Bible. He's like there's a lion and the wings break away and I'm like okay, I get the metaphor and he's like there's also a dinosaur. Right. What was the dinosaur? That was Romania. I don't really know. The like dragon fossil monster is supposed to be the new world order that eventually happens. Is that what you're saying?

Yes, yeah, exactly. The dragon that they're warning us about is the EUN. They're not sure. So hold on, the Revolutionary War is a lion with wings attacking itself. That's exactly the wings deciding that they don't want to be in the face. They're like, you know, actually when you think about it, your breastbone isn't large enough to fly. We're not doing any work here. So stupid. And again, because they have fucking Bible Tourettes, they're like, and then, and then of course, all those animals that we just named, they become one giant beast with trash air taps, horns, throw, head, and feet.

I was genuinely excited here as to how far this animation would go, right? Because we see the like dragon crazy spike beast things and I'm like, oh, please, I want to see the thing with all the eyes on it. I want to see the animated scorpion horse locus. Yes. Oh, man. And the United Nations is bulltrown and the Bible story.

What? in the Bible story. What? The singing eyeballs are all the four-part men quartets in Russia. Fuck, Mrs. Hart. When he eats the scroll with honey, that's all. When he bakes the poop bread, if you think about it, that's obviously Venezuela. Yes, so now it's time to talk about so we've we've covered that apparently We're done with that and now I started to talk about all the evil immigrants. They're trying to sneak into America, right?

Yeah, this section is so long And it's so people because like, you know, they're pretending that they're okay with legal immigrants But their hearts not in it, you know, they're like, yeah, I guess we're fine with some, with a few legal Mexicans. Damn it. They also tell us that Hezbollah is in Texas. Well, Texas is loaded with Muslim terrorists. See, like, I don't know if you understand that.

I know. That's why Trump's pulling so poorly there, the terrorists. Love Biden. Yeah. That's weird, because the second amendment is supposed to protect us from stunt project. We got a room. We got a state full of people with guns there. What? There's this amazing moment there too, where they're trying to like, you know, of course, they're talking about immigration. So they want to show Trump's wall. And so they keep

panning, but you can only pan for like one second right at any one spot. So they'll pan for like half a second and move away to the mouth. Like these shots are so quick. And none of it is completed wall. No, no, no, right. These are the slats that they've built that have already fallen down. Yes, you were movie guys. You don't have to show it. Trump's just putting his wishes for more wallets. It just falls through the hole on the other side where he walks around and picks it up and pushes it back. They also try to scare us here with the 12 million, there are 12 million illegal immigrants in the US. That makes up 3.7% of the pop shit. We thought that would be bigger.

I love to. So like there's just one of our talking heads is a soldier dude. And we know he's a soldier dude because every single time he comes on, he's like, I was a soldier dude. I watched my friends die face down in the muck so that we could build a wall against Mexico, right? Because like he comes on and he's like, you know, I was, what is your occupation? Soldier, I'm a soldier dude. I'm a veteran of foreign wars.

Okay. And he's like, you know, look, as I was deployed to many numerous places where I was at wars, I've seen walls walls work. They hold up ceilings. You can put your doors. Really wanted a flash cut to a Muslim 19 year old in Afghanistan. Somewhere just hiding behind a wall and him running desperately against it. All right, I will remember this. I wonder if this can help us out with domestic policy. Is this the guy who says if walls are immoral, then God, is immoral?

I was like, yeah, we're done. They got one right. Okay. I don't think they know why. But they're right. Careful, dude. I can say that about slavery genocide. Rape come on. But yeah, but his point is even heaven has a wall and it's probably for keeping out Mexicans too.

I can't wait for a comment because the legitimately 100% says heavens got a wall and I'm just saying they're thinking like so hell is the posthumous Mexico and everyone's trying to sneak across the border. Who's getting to the wall of heaven? Just Joe our pio next to St. Peter at the gates, tackle people. What we learned from my cockaby like they're going to be plenty of bad dudes in heaven. So I yep. That's his hard pitch at the end of the movie. Spoiler alert. But this is when we cut back to Bridget. The, uh, the good immigrant. Yeah. Yeah. And she's talking about her immigrant journey. And she's like, I have to study I bourge at two inch wide bourge. And it's the idea two inches thick.

Yes, the idea of a two inch thick book being impressive is so. She was humble bragging about a two inch. This book of words that she read. Again, humble bragged does not describe the fact that this was screamed into my ears like everything else. Bridget says this entire film and the message is just so despicable, right? She's like, you know, us good immigrants work hard to prove that we're worthy of your basic humanity.

She says, us good immigrants, we escaped tyranny. And then came over here and elected Donald Trump who rescinded all of our rules about asylum. For other people escaping tyranny, evil bitch. But, but, but, Biden kills babies. Okay. Yeah. So welcome to the next 45 minutes of this movie. Jesus Christ.

Okay, so we're you know, they start playing sad baby killing music. And they're showing us an ultrasound and we're supposed to be like, Oh, look at that doomed baby, but it's an ultrasound. So we're like, I don't know is that a foot? I don't know what am I looking at? They also the stock footage they bought is of a woman's hand slowly running along the ultrasound. I was just like, yeah, I remember they got super mad at me for slowly running my hand along the ultrasound. And this is where Franklin Graham tells us that when he was a child, everyone around

him wanted to kill all black people. Yep. Yeah, he's like, you know, when I was a kid, the Democrats used to get around on the school yard back when we had Republicans and Democrats in the school yard and they'd say, how are we going to kill off all these black babies? I know abortion, right? So they start trotting out that fucking connard about how Margaret Sanger was secretly an evil racist that only wanted to kill the

black babies. Yeah. And this is not going to be at all funny. I talk about this in opening arguments episode 283 because this made it into a Clarence Thomas dissent because of course it did, but to be clear, and I will put the links up here. You guys can put them in the show notes. There is peer reviewed academic literature that conclusively shows that Margaret Sanger was neither a racist nor a eugenicist go fuck yourself David Bart. Yeah. Andrew, I don't know. I read in the Washington, and it's a reliable source that sounds just like a Washington post. I got Washington. It's in the same font as the Washington post.

It must be a legitimate newspaper that newspapers real hard. I've read a newspaper like two inches thick from Washington. And it said Margaret Sanger was performing abortions. Oh God. And the quote is so stupid, right? They're like, you know, according to the Washington Times, this is a quote from Margaret Sanger. And the quote is, you know, we wouldn't want people to think that we support X, but they're presenting it as though that was an endorsement of X, right? We wouldn't want people to know that we

secretly support X apparently is their interpretation. And this is where they use Heath's best worst, the Holocaust units to talk about abortion. Yeah, though, the 11 plus Holocaust. And they do 11 plus Holocaust. And they're like, it's also larger than the Vietnam War. Oh, stupid. Why did we mention that? You also, you guys want to say Vietnam's instead of Holocaust.

No, it's like with Holocaust. We're saying it now. I think it's catching on. It's also bigger than the pandemics. Oh, so far. Well, and then of course, just in case that giant number isn't enough to really humanize it, they explain that some of those aborted babies might have been doctors or, you know, really good at baseball or, you know, whatever or Hitler cut. Oh, shit. Whoops. And then we see, like we see the sad abortion video. So this includes the clip from unplanned where we see the, the baby fighting for it's like, because you know the people who did unplanned are not going to bitch about them using this clip from their movie. And it's that ridiculous, you know, when they send in the abortion, the video game,

the watch, it's like like Lara Croft, wombider diving around the room to roll and shit. And they're using this to illustrate the time that Trump told a lie about killing babies four minutes before they're born. And they're like, yeah, that was so fucking stupid. Hillary had to take a minute. Remember, remember when Hillary just paused for a second because of how stupid what he said once? My God.

Yeah. Like, wait, they try to convince us that Donald Trump is never paid for an abortion. It might be the hardest fucking cell in this entire movie. This is also the part of the movie that made me laugh. The hardest. One of the talking heads is like, we've killed 68 million babies and we let gay guys adopt babies. Yes, right, right.

Exactly. What? And anything about this, almost as bad. Yeah. It says that Democrats won and fantasize. I'm like only on long flights, though. Okay. There's also a line that starts in the Trump administration. There's a very sophisticated. I don't know how it ends, but yeah. Stop right there. No. Also, they have a Hispanic guy that comes on here and there to prove that some of their best friends are Hispanic. He comes on and he goes, you know, despite everything in the news, 30% of Hispanics voted for Trump. And I'm like, how often do you guys brag

about your overwhelming minority of support in the black and Hispanic community? That's a really bad, you know that there are a hundred percent. And let's be honest here, the way in which they get to 30% is by aggregating Cuban emigrays in South Florida who are very, very conservative and if I commune, I says you might imagine, with all the other Hispanic groups. If you look at any kind of demographic breakdown, it's like 9% minus the Q. Right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

And now Dennis Prager is going to tell us the difference between a pimple and a fetus. Wait. How does he parts that out? It's location location location. Sure. I mean, the fetus is in her body. Right. It's not her body.

Oh. Okay. So if you have a pimple inside your uterus that person, that would be a living thing. Ingrown toenail baby. What if I get come on a pimple that's outside your body? Oh shit. Oh shit.

Yeah. And then, and then, Well, John, I'm thinking about Andrew's question. I should have prefaced that with heath. Thomas. So, and then, oh, God Jesus, and then they remind us that God damn Donald, God damn Trump spoke it to God damn March for God damn life. Right.

They show the clip of him going like, you know, even George W. Bush had the sense not to do that. Paul, a white introduces this and she's like, I was a dinner and Trump was like, wait, can I just kill a baby now? Because I have a bet going with some of the other guys at Bohemian Grove. I would love to get video. Yeah. And then we watched that unfortunate moment when Chuck Schumer tried to be intimidating.

Yeah. Oh, Brit Canada and George Gorsuch. I will have my revenge on you. I wanted Perry the platypus to come launch him in a rock. If we Robert Jeffress comes up and he says, now you might be wondering what the Bible has to say about Brett Kevin.

Oh, like, yeah, you know, I was just to wondering. Booping with squeeze right there. That's a booping booping. He knows that lady's dad, 50 silver things. That was triangle does sound biblical. So yeah. So, all right. So and then one of them says, like, how, because they're talking about like how Brett Kavanaugh is coming for your abortion, but in a good way, right? And they're like, how many lives have been saved because of Donald Trump? And I wrote negative 220,000. I know this one. Pick me. Pick me. Yeah. So that's like negative. How many Holocausts negative?

But this is a unit I understand now. By the way, music note, this is where they start playing a But by the way, music note, this is where they start playing a like major to minor key version of Aerosmith's dream on. It's so fucking weird. Like, the music is just, we could have done an episode, I think, on the music of this movie. It was insanity. Well, it's going to clip of Trump's speech at the, uh, March for Life again. And he says, every child brings joy to a family.

And I'm like, okay, really? Name all your kids without looking at your notes right now. And all my three. Ivanka, that's the give me done. That's your name. That's The one I wish it was the one I'm allowed to fuck who's that one? The fat one who's the one who exists because I know the thing to do Jared Yeah, and then of course like every discussion of abortion and a Christian documentary

We have to end this with a montage of a bunch of unaborted babies. But they paid for the discount package because these are the ugliest babies I have ever shown. That last baby like what was going on anyway? Yes. Yeah. Apparently they are not against forceps. Guys, Compible montage would have done. I've seen some attractive

come. Yeah, go ahead. What were you guys talking about? All right, well, I'll tell you on all this abortion talk is making me hungry. So we're going to pause for a quick break but first let me give you an act through the hard. So is Biden's polling ever still up double digits? Okay, how about now? Is it called Trump 2024? Because that's how many fucking hours long it is? Find out the answers to these questions and more. When we return for the con-god damn inclusion of Trump 2024.

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You know vague big Not bad, not bad. So here's the thing, I'm worried it might be a little vague. Big, how so? Right, yeah. So you know how after World War II, all the nations in Europe are gonna form a sort of peacekeeping entity to prevent another world war called the United Nations. Yeah. Mm-hmm.

And you know how eventually that'll turn into a one-world government run by the antichrist who's gonna rise from the dead and reign for a thousand years of darkness? Of course, yeah. Right. So I don't think it says, a leopard will rise in the West.

I don't think that covers the whole thing. You, you know. I do not know. Okay, but what about Russia trying to the United States joining it as a consortium against the anti-Christina trilateral pack? That part is clear, right? Yeah, I gotta be honest, I do not get that from I had a dream about a bearer dragon and a lady with eagle wings.

That's really seriously. It's vague, yes, seriously. It's not clear. All right. Well, then I guess I have no choice. I will instill modern profits with the truth, and they shall inform the people. Oh, awesome. Cool. Where are you thinking? I'm racist politician, a YouTuber, and a leader of a literal hate group. Perfect. Right? Yeah, they'll get it. Yep. Heh heh heh heh. Heh heh heh. Heh heh heh heh.

And we're back for still more of this shit. And now it's time to talk about the importance of character. As though we stayed up drinking last night and forgot this scene was due in the morning. Heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh heh Literally the Oxford English Dictionary to find carrots That's like the test audience for this movie was lost for this whole And then they use the six pillars of character. Where's that from you know go fuck yourself But but six pillars are to America in the Bible They're telling us about character like it. We're not fucking middle school assembly.

It is. So those six, those six pillars are, and again, I cannot emphasize strongly enough, this is their movie. Trustworthiness, respect, responsibility, fairness, caring, and citizenship. And I don't like the taste. Oh, this is dare.

I'm in a dare program. I don't just say, I think you like, are you gonna mention that he's prohibited from running a charity in the state of New York? Like seriously, like look, even Trump supporters, when you're like, you know, explain his view of citizenship and they're like, well, he's a businessman. Yeah.

Exactly. He does not give a shit about anyone other than himself. And like, remember, you guys think that's a good thing. You don't want any of his sissy pansy-carrying shit. Yeah. Yeah. Paula White jumps in here and she's like, I've never seen him. It throw a punch when he started the fight. And she just means like he tweets about people second, which isn't

true. But then I got caught up in a fantasy about Trump and a fist fight with various people. I would like to watch beat him up. Firstly, no illusions. Then Ron Pearlman, then Elizabeth Warren. I wrote my notes here. Paula white has memento disease. Yeah. Well, and then so apparently I feel like the six pillars of character, they were just testing the water to see how exactly the opposite of the truth they were going to be able to get away with. Right. And when that wasn't rejected by the editing software, they put in this little montage about how Trump keeps all his promises Really yep, well Mexico did build the wall and he was locked up now But there's been like half a holocaust of babies

I'm just saying, like there's been like a Holocaust lit since April, also a regular entire people. Literal quote, the founding fathers were talking about Trump when they said men of character. The founding fathers were slave owners and Ben Franklin and they would be like, this motherfucker in my face. Exactly. Exactly. Jesus. And so, yeah, they come on to tell

us that Trump is fearless. That bunker just needed a good dusting. I wrote my notes. I hate you, Eli. I've never actually hated you before, but I hate you right now. This is where Franklin Graham comes on to tell him that Trump made it to his dad's funeral even though it was rainy. Well, even though he had to endanger his pilots, that's the fucking story. They're like, you know, Trump cares so much about other people that he endangered an entire airplane full of people to come to my dad's funeral for a photo op. Wait, the opposite of what?

Yeah. Jesus Christ. And then we get to see some photos of Trump and his fucking family, which are terrifying. Yeah. The family portrait. This, this by the way, is where Paula White is saying his children aren't real quote. Again, his children are some of the most respectful and kindest people you will ever know. The nicest people to ever steal money from a children's cancer charity. I'm going to say that. I'm going to go ahead and give them that title. She's just. I at this point I just wrote in my, because this ends with her saying he's humble and I, this point my notes are just, he's back. He's 95 feet tall. Yeah. Yeah. They're like, oh, he has so much empathy.

I rode around with him after the flooding and he committed right on the spot to give $100,000 to our relief effort. And I'm like, first of all, like, if you believe what he says about his net worth, that is really small. It's a rounding error. Yeah. And secondly, I, I, I will bet you $100 million you never paid it, right? He also didn't. And it's like a 60th of a Holocaust dollars.

That's like nothing. But of course, if you want to complete the triforce of crazy power, you need Tony Perkins, Paula White, and the Mike. Did you know Donald Trump is the only leader who could make the pillow industry thrive like in his right now? He's the most, and I quote, he's the most praying president we've ever had. Wow. What?

He works 21 hours a day. It's just away from. He doesn't have an asshole and he won't shot an 18 in the game of gold. Okay. It's awesome. Amazing. He's like, he's like, ask yourself, how did Trump beat up ISIS?

He did, I know that you don't want me to ask, okay, you didn't say answer, okay, my bad, my bad, misread the room. Sorry, can we talk about one more thing from this section? Oh, absolutely. When he defeated ISIS, one of the compliments he gets here is that he went to the military leaders and he was like, what do you guys need a material? And what do you guys need in rules of engagement? Thank you. War crimes. War crimes. What

war crimes will I have to overlook for you to get the job done? Yes. Yeah. Yep. That was the argument. He deregulated all the red tape of war. Because he's an awesome libertarian president. Yeah. I guess they couldn't get that sought the head off of a person he murdered soldier in for this stock. He was too busy. Yeah. So, okay. So now we're going to talk about the fact that Trump is the very embodiment of immorality in every possible fucking way, or as Republicans put it, I don't like some of his tweets. Oh, but he's an perfect.

They have, this is a documentary dedicated to why Christians should vote for Donald Trump and they are going to, well, they're not going to close with it, but they're one of their hard home run hits is going to be, oh, but he's nervous. Yeah. Well, they actually spend a considerable amount of time saying, like, now I know he swears. But first, they say, well, you know, there's been a lot of accusations. But if you think about it, everybody says that everybody on Twitter is a racist homophobic, xenophobic big and who tried to bribe the president of Ukraine with military aid. People say that

all the time. It's nothing to be. Yeah, I've never been accused of racism on Twitter. I just, I wonder why it is that I never have that problem. I think the argument of look, you're going to be insulted on Twitter, vote Trump is kind of a weird sale. What about King David? He killed a lady's husband so he could fuck her. What point do I think I am making? Vote for King David? Yeah, look at King David is something I've heard way too much in the last four years. I just consider for a second how terrifying that argument is, right? Like step away from the humor, there is literally no atrocity that could not be justified with that argument, especially if we're comparing people to old Testament leaders as justification here.

Yep. And to prove your point, the movie will now hard cut to Randall Terry, a literal attempted murderer, right? Like, this is, this is somebody who, if there was any justice in the world, would be in jail for the rest of his life. Like, I did play not working. Yeah, yeah, but like Metaxas comes out and he's like, you know, I know he's a little rough around the edges,

but sometimes moral leaders are a bunch of pushies that can't get or done and you don't want that. He, I think, you know, you want to, you want to tough guy, right? All right, did that bubble in my aneurysm has dissipated? No one is coming up, but until that comes out, Terry says, we're all flawed, right? And he then doesn't say, I mean, I literally advocate killing human beings in order to stop abortion. So maybe I'm not the best comparison, but like, this is, this is the ethical, relativist

part of the program that like, you might want to remind the next Christian apologist talking about how only God favors objective morality, right? Like, it's the, yeah, yeah, we're all, if you think about it, we all kind of suck so who cares, right? Right, yeah, no, no, like I've looked at women with lust, you've committed great atrocities that have crossed the lives of hundreds of thousands of people.

Yeah, it's tomato tomato. I just love that this whole segment was a concession statement in their movie about Trump being awesome. They had to put a whole thing in about a whole bunch of these people being like, yeah, okay. Well, he's, I mean, he obviously doesn't have one of the highest IQs. That was insane. And, you know, murder and he doesn't know.

They have a concession state in there. And they're pro Trump movie. This is also where Paul the White says, people who judge Trump don't know him. And I just wrote my notes, except his sister, his lawyer, his daughter, everyone he's ever worked with. Yeah, right. You could've wrote his book. Yeah, right, right.

And then Eric with Texas says, all right, okay, no, great, it's great. But J.F.K brought hookers into the White House. Why aren't you bitching about? He was bad. JFK was bad. That sounds so much better. I would, I would be a borderline Trump voter if the only thing you had done for four years is bring hookers into the White House.

All right. But yes, but now we, we cut into a mind everybody that Walters friends didn't die faced out in the muck so you could vote for Joe fucking bike, right? It's, it's, it's what, it's, so he goes out and goes like, it's not enough to pray. And I'm like, you know, I don't push back on that very often. Yeah. Well, don't, don't they give away the fucking game there? They're like, look, I know we have told you you have a direct line of

Communication to the all-powerful creator Use paper and pen for this thing. It's it's also real stuff. We have black or blue pen And the message here is God has definitely positively probably ordained the outcome of this election unless you vote for Biden. Like I yeah, right, right. Yeah, exactly. Well, and then so they have to tell us, you know, if you think about in America is a Christian nation and was founded as a Christian nation. Let's just look at one of our most important founding documents, the Mayflower Compact of 1620. We couldn't deal with the modern liberal shit

in the Constitution really anything. A little more conservative. Can we double down on like the one guy who was kind of a founding father who was also super Christian too? Like, yes, oh good. Oh, good, good. We're cutting an increased matter thing about this. What's that?

Chris does that Christian right here. It says Christian. Oh, yes. But, but Dennis Breggar ensures us that God will be very angry if we don't vote for Trump. He says, God will ask you why you didn't vote for Trump in 2020. Can we just, can I do it? Do so we can play out how this is supposed to work. Like God's fucking a mission.

What's the piece we're gonna like, you know, Hey Andrew, I got a little post-it. I'm God. Why didn't you vote for Donald Trump in 20? You know, you know why. You know what I'm saying. Yeah, come on. It's a good answer.

Yeah. So a Franklin Graham comes on. He's like, you know, sooner or later, a secularist is going to win and then they're going to and he says literally they're going to come after us. Yeah, Franklin Graham, we're after you. Someone in the world wants you. I also think you're bearing the lead a little bit there, right? Like that's Franklin Graham saying sooner or later, a secular is just going to win. And then I was like, all right,

because Obama was a Muslim. Right. Yeah. Exactly. Robert Jeffers tells us the Democrats are godless. I'm like, stop teasing me, Bobby. Don't tease me like that, man. And Mike Huckabee tells us that the darkest day in our country's history was the O'Burb Jiffel ruling in our country's history. Yeah, the history of America. Dred Scott was a two, Korematsu, that's in the top 10 somewhere. Right, but the very worst Jesus Christ.

They stole the word marriage, stole it. We owned it, they stole our word. Oh, yeah. And they're like, and if you think about it, they're all the way up to the T and LGBTQ. Now, they're, they're adding extra letters just so they can give more people rights. But then they explain that, you know, the real problem here is that if Biden wins, he's

going to appoint a bunch of abortion judges. Oh, I wrote my notes, fingers crossed, buddy, fingers crossed. Yeah. Oh, and I love it just because they knew apparently that we're going to have Andrew Gaston this episode. One of them says, you know, someday maybe we'll even get a conservative Christian activist judge. I think the exact words are, well, you know, if the court can legislate from the left, they can legislate from the right. And I'm like, well, shit, thanks for saying the quiet part out loud. My work here's done.

Yeah, right. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But this movie is done. I'm right, yeah, exactly. Yeah, but this movie is basically, like it's closing pitches. You know, if you think about it, it's about time that Christians had a say in Americans' government. What the fuck are you doing?

They're like, what would be great as if some Christians ran for office? Like, who the fuck do you think is there now? Well, I have a dream speech about saying Merry Christmas one day. Yes. Yes. Trump has the audacity to say Merry Christmas. Little white boys and little white girls will say Merry Christmas one day.

And they'll get cups at Starbucks that say that. I have a dream. The girls won't say it until they've been spoken to first. Well, yeah. I mean, this Catholic guy comes on to say that like, Jesus is going to be real, real mad at us if we vote for Biden. Just, you know, would you vote to murder Jesus? Because that's what you're doing.

Maybe, maybe you vote for Joe Biden. If you vote for Joe Biden, you're crucifying Jesus Christ. They actually said that. And I was like, I helped crucify Jesus from mail. I did it by mail. Thank you. I mean, shouldn't they want that?

I mean, that was part of God's plan, right? Yeah, right, right. I thought it was weird that they gave me a little stigmata to color in, but yeah, no, it was, it worked out. Yeah. I have such an idea once we get off this call for the next scathing, atheist coloring book. Yeah. Angelo. By the way, did you know I had to put more than 70 cents worth of postage on my ballot to get it to show up? Fucking amazing. So, so inconvenient. It's free in a few states, but it's like double stamps

in some states. Like Ohio. I can't bully, I'm surprised you even voted. Yeah, given all those hoops. What do you made of money? Yeah. There's also this bizarre moment where one of them comes up and he says, you know, there are 65 million

self-identified evangelicals. Imagine if all of them voted up and he says, you know, there are 65 million self identified evangelicals. Imagine if all of them voted, I'm like, yeah, you'd get like way less than the majority of a low turnout election. That's what you, they do. You already have that you fucking idiot. We got like 10 Holocaust worth of power. We got a harness. All right. I see, I see how now if we sometimes it sounded weird when I said that that way. He says half of them aren't registered to vote. And I was like, God, please be less registered to vote. It was so weird to be watching a movie and being like,

Oh, you got better stuff to do than vote. Come on. What if you just prayed? You could pray. You just stay in a closet. Don't you guys have a closet thing? That's just a closet stay there. So I was like, oh, you know, Trump wants to keep America healthy and I'm like, I tell you that because it's not Obvious looking at me wouldn't know that but he does he just secretly secretly. Oh god and to let you know like keeping in mind that

We're at the end of this movie right they're making their closing pitch at one point one guy says and I fucking quote you have to vote for either righteousness or don't say I'm not just this have a left parachute left justness Justness All right, so then the narrator cuts and he's gonna make his final pitch. He says we live in Such a pervolic bullshit. Okay, he goes we live in the greatest country that has ever

Exist snapped off Eagle wings of America That's like it's such a stupid thing. That's like a third grader thing. The greatest Instagram existence. Oh, I will. And he immediately conflicts and he's like, we are the greatest country in the history of the world. We kill 68 million babies.

It's perfect. They let the gaze in. So you guys, my notes at the end of this just break down. It's like, if we don't America, we might not frame them. You know, man, I've got nothing. Oh, you know what's a fun little stat I just realized? We've killed slightly more babies than there are evangelicals. We're winning by a greener. Like half a holocaust. I'd say you guys, you guys are focused on the voiceovers, which are terrifying. I was a little bit focused on the, uh, letty rife and stall cinematography, you, um, sure, which was, which was slightly challenging given, you know, you have a big fat orange moron game show host that you're trying to make triumph of the will about, but like, oh my god. These like inspiring cuts

they use for the third time in the movie, they use the scene of Donald Trump hugging the flag and smirking. Like, that's how, right? Like, that was a real mad-out clip, right? Like, that's right. smirking like that's how right like that was a little maddo clip right like that's right right and then and then they brag about their website that don't have a dot com at the end. Okay guys this website is available for $5,000. Okay, Patreon goal. I will mind this website. So, like, please go to the website where you're already watching this.

Yeah, right. So, I did think this was going to get like a worldwide theatrical release or something. I think they might still think that intro. So by the way, for $300, we could get an official license to show this to 1,000 or more people. And we get 12 free DVD copies to sell at our event. Oh, and that's a thing they do. And two cassettes and eightvette. Oh, and that's the thing they do. And two cassettes and eight track. Yeah, it was so beta max.

I will tell you this because I was terrified. I still am. Like, I used one of my like minor credit cards that I never used for any other thing in signing up on this website to stream this movie. But first, I definitely 100% tried to torrent this shit and like it is nowhere. Like literally, we may be the only three people that have ever seen this movie. Pirate Bay was like, fuck you, man. Fuck you. Yeah. Oh, which of us did Andrew forget about? I have it on good authority that someone has stolen this movie and put it on pirate

basis. That is so never you hear. Sometimes you are the hero. So the movie ends. No, it doesn't. Got you. Got the movie comes back in and goes oh oh oh and another No, no, no we faded to An Avengers flick I'm not watching to the end of the credits Yeah, but the fucking narrator comes on and he's like you know well, well, I got you. I might as well region the last panel of a chick track Who do they think is watching this movie? Yes, I'm Us that is not already a Christian James Lindsay. Who is watching this?

My cock up he gives us the alter call at this time. Oh my cock up he gives us the alter call at this time. I was looking so hard for Sarah to show up at some point. I don't need to. So just munching in the backyard. We're my kids. God damn it. We gotta retake that again. Oh, I could be exposed that God has a plan for me.

I've got to say it's a convoluted fucking plan. And then and then he points out like just in case, like we may actually get to this entire movie without realizing the fundamental flaw with Christian theology, my cock will be lays it out for us. He goes, you know, a lot of good people won't get into having a lot of bad people will. Yeah. I'm like, well, this heaven place, that's pretty fucking awful. I'm not going there. I mean, they make you read a two inch thick book to get in and let's be honest, if you're watching this movie, you fucking suck. But don't worry. We literally have an

entire religion based around last minute, you fucking suck trade out. So jump on board and think, oh, watching Franklin Graham do a half ass alter call at the end of this movie where they were like, and you'll do one for us. Won't you, Franklin? He's like, yeah, um, God damn it. Okay. Just say, Lord Jesus coming to my heart and stuff. I don't use this, you know, there are clips. This is, this is my thing. Don't, don't use this in other clips. This is my thing. Don't make me do a catchphrase. If Franklin Graham, he wants to pray with us about how naughty we've been. Yeah. Let's.

All right. Well, I'll tell you what, Andrew, I can't thank you enough. I mean, that both is an expression of gratitude and is a mathematically proofable statement. But if our listeners wanted to hear more from you, where should they go to do that? Well, they could go to the opening arguments podcast, but also I want to plug that on Tuesday night, on election night from eight to 10, we're going to do a live stream.

So head on over to our YouTube channel, just look for opening arguments and join us live as the returns come in knowing that there will never be a Trump 2024. Amen to that, brother. Amen to that. And, uh, and I, by the way, I'm going to be doing our, listeners to favor of staying the fuck off of the internet all together. That nice. Stay in the state of Georgia. We saw what happened four years ago. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So that's going to do it for our review of Trump 2024 and Eli's whole, writes to Buller, whatever he calls it, and that's, that's not going to do it for our review of Trump 2024 and Eli's whole rights to bull or whatever he calls it. It's spectacular. And that's, that's not going to do it for the episode yet though, because

we still need to wrap something around the ads for next week. So Eli, tell us what's on deck. Well, Noah, as we've mentioned once or twice on this episode next week is election day. And when you're not watching the opening arguments live stream, which you absolutely should from eight to 10 p.m. You might need something little gentle, something to take your mind off it. So I've got a treat that I've saved for a while. It's a black exploitation devil kung foo movie. Pety Wheat straw. Oh, why could you have me?

I mean, thing for us to make you to sit through. I have seen PD Weetstroke. All right, well, with that to look forward to, we're gonna bring episode 271 to a merciful clothes. Once again, a huge thanks to Andrew Torres for suffering alongside us today. And a perhaps even a huge thanks to the Patreon notice to help make the show go.

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That's a real thing that happened. Roger Waters sued the ever-loving shit out of the producers of this movie, and now has the $19.91 that before this got spent in the future rented, and I feel better about that. You went out and voted for Joe Biden next week. Who won the election? And this episode stayed funny because you don't say things like that and put it into ether until it actually happened, Eli. Thank you.

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