God Awful Movies - 309: Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day

Episode Date: July 20, 2021

This week, Callie Wright of the Queersplaining podcast joins us for an atheist review of Boondock Saints 2: All Saints Day. It's the story of a spectacularly under-talented writer trying to squeeze ten years of cocaine dreams into 2 hours of film. --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Hear more from Callie Wright on The Queersplaining Podcast. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

As if the stakes in the movie weren't already high enough. Right? Hey, man. Shweeys will turn to camera. I assure you, this movie thinks it is about something. It is about trodduffy wanting more cocaine. Yeah, right. If you pop open your DVD player and just dump in a half-gram, we really appreciate it.

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you already watched the movie and you're that excited. Okay. I'm sitting 900 miles to my northeast. This is my bad friend Eli Bostic Eli. How are you?

This fine afternoon, sir. I'm afraid to do anything in this time for how it will look in the future times. Noah, can we do a future podcast? I mean, this was this came out of 2009. It was very clear. This was all awful then. So we're also joined by returning guest massacres and hosted the queer, planning podcast,

Cali, right? Cali, welcome back. Let's do some gratuitous violence to the years. All right. So we've already hinted at it pretty heavily, but tell us officially, Cali, what will we be breaking down today? We watched Boondock Saints two all Saints day. It is the story of making very bad tattoo decisions very soon after your 18th birthday. Will you really quick describe the tattoo experience that you're referencing right now? Yes, absolutely. When I was 16, I was obsessed with the first Boondock Saints movie. And like two or three weeks after I turned 18, I started a big portrait of the brothers

on my back holding their guns. It's the scene from right after where Rocco dies and they're holding their guns like right at the camera. It's their faces with the guns held out in the prayer down the middle. Fantastic. Wow. Was the tattoo artist pretty excited about that? Or do you have to sign a bunch of waivers about the picture?

No, he was, he was equally excited. Wow. Fantastic. Holy shit. Well, it's going to pale in comparison to some of the decisions some of us have made. I've still got to ask. It's in the script. Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you love the first movie so much that you,

I'm sorry, tattooed it across your back. It's so hopeful that you can start out as a human being who tattoos the protagonists You can start out as a human being who tattoos the protagonists of boondock saints across your back and end up Cali right. There's no, forget those like reformed KKK people that go and job on. I don't care about those assholes. I want to know that you can start out loving boondock saints and end up Cali right. That's the message we need for the people. I used to be a very different

person. He critical race theory works. He's the point. Exactly. Okay. So so obviously our review of the first one was a difficult moment for heath and for Eli. So I have to know, I don't know, even know what you're talking about. Did you guys. It's all all green. It was bad.

We have it on tape. So did you guys like the sequel back in the day? Because like, it's every bit as good as the first one. I just I'm curious if this was also a hard revisit type moment. Oh, no, I did not see the sequel, but I got to say on a personal note, I've been going through this weird crisis lately. So for unrelated reasons, I've been listening to the archives of our old show. And lately, I've been feeling like, oh, man, I used to be so funny and like crazy. And I feel less funny. I feel as crazy these days. Like, obviously, I said some stuff and did some stuff. I didn't love, but like, maybe I've lost my edge. And then I watched this movie and I was like, you know, it's good to change with the time

you don't lost it. Yeah, it's really better to just transform as time moves. He doesn't really matter what's tattooed on your back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, father's actually in 10. No, you know what? It's good.

It's good. It's good. I said, all right. It's cool. I liked it in 2009, but then I also learned about what the sunk cost fallacy is. Yeah. Okay. All right. That's fair. Fair. All right. So is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best of being the worst at? Yeah. I'm going to go with the best worst heroic super power-ish thing that they have. Is there a so okay?

Billy Connolly is in this movie and He's super proud of that. Yeah, that he's a good actor, but he's in this. I don't know how they got him back, but they give us his kind of superheroish backstory. It doesn't make sense, but it's all based on the idea that he became super powerful long ago because he invented a vest, a vest that holds guns that changed him

into a vigilante super. And not even in a logical way, from what you could quickly draw them or any, yeah. It's like it's vibranium, but a leather vest, like John Popper from Blues Traveler, it makes him no sense. The vest is one of the many things about this movie that I would have like bet good money

would always be cool when the first movie came out and watching it now, it was just like, they look like nipples. It's got gun nipples, why? It's like a gun nipple possum. What happened? It's a blackjack dealer? I'm not having it. I actually sat on my couch trying to like move my arms to like get it where the guns

were. Right. I just, it's just so illogical and stupid. Yes. Like I hit the pause button and I took a second like, no, this is not, it's a software. I got a cramp. This, you would cramp. You would cramp up.

That doesn't even make sense. I'm gonna go with best worst inspiration for people you thought were your friends to make fun of you. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty solid as far as those though. Bare as though.

The whole point is I just wanted you to tell the story to the day that you think that's what you're invited. That's why we're doing the movie. You're also very talented, but like really just that. I feel very wanted, thank you. Yeah, fuck having you on. That's why we're doing the movie. You're also very talented, but like really just that. I feel very wanted, thank you. Yeah, fuck happened you won. That's why we're doing this review at all. Yeah.

Okay, so I was gonna go with the best worst seasonal subtitle. For fuck sake, the name of this movie is Boondock Saints 2, all Saints Day. All Saints Day is the day after fucking Halloween. You fucking idiot, you have your title, gave you all the excuse you needed to load this movie up with Halloween imagery and your dumb ass has never realized that? No, no, no. The idea that you think Troy Tuffy

would have Googled anything including the title of his own film. I am surprised that you see him surprised by that. He definitely Googled list of ethnic slurs and turned it into a script. So the Google son stuff. I feel like Troy just knew all of them. Let's talk about this. Absolutely. Taking dictation from homophobic slur God. He saves some time on research on that one.

And speaking of that, I was going to go with Best Words Back tattoo, but then Kelly roomed it with there. With there. So, oh, get ready for it. The rest of the episode, I miss you. Every one of those shows from you, you fucking asshole. Fair. Fair.

I'm gonna go with Best Words Home of Folbia. Y'all, were we this home of folbic? Because here's the thing, I don't remember taking in this media and being like, hmm, this homophobia is problematic, which makes me think that there was a time in my life where I watched this movie and I was like, yes, another metaphor about being fucked in the ass. Good. They're really expressing their emotions and the situation. Well, to each other.

I mean, there was absolutely a time where we were this home of public. I don't think it was 2009 though when this movie came out. That's the other thing though, 2009 is so recent, y'all. Yeah, that's really not that long ago. Original Boondog Saints, it was all fun and games for me and Heath to be like, oh my goodness,

can't believe we liked this movie. 2009, y'all were listening to me talk occasionally. Not quite that, but yeah. All right, so well, there's a lot of soul that I told you on the other side of this break. So we're going to give everybody a minute to prepare for that. But we'll be back in a flash with all the random bullshit Bullshit that is Boondocks Saints 2 All Saints Day Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk was fine. Did you seriously come all the way over to my house just to ask about? Yep. Yep. He's in the nail. I have terrible cell reception at the house. Plus the, the plan got so expensive. We all just kind of share one number. So it's just got to where it's easier for me to drive over here and ask. Hmm. Well, that seems inconvenient. Oh, it is. I've just been trying to get him to switch over to Mint Mobile, but they won't listen. What's

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at mintmobile.com slash cam cut your wireless build a 15 bucks a month at mintmobile.com slash cam T-dog What a great toffee hey Phil Who are these oh these are my teenage sons Carl and Ryan fuck yeah dude dude fuck yeah Yeah, they're huge fans of the original movie very excited that we're finally going to be making boondocks saints too Yes, so I hope you don't mind if I do it in the boys in the room, but can we see the script? Yes

Here you go Troy Yeah Uh, here, uh, here you go. Uh, Troy. Mm-hmm. Yeah. This is the script for Boundox Saints 1. What? No. No, it's. Yep.

No, it is. You, you, you tore out the first 10 pages and, and you crossed out Willem DeFos' name and wrote Super Hot Lady. Uh, you also crossed out Rocco on most, but not all of the pages and wrote some Mexican guy, but that is, those are literally all the changes you made. Right. That's different. Well, I was also gonna write a backstory for the dad

for, oh, okay. How long a backstory were you thinking? I mean, is that most of the, 10 minutes ish? Oh, okay, Troy. Well, this movie is gonna rip it. Fantastic. Rip so much ass. Yeah, let's make the movie. Awesome. I'm terrified of gay people. I know you are Carl. Scary.

And we're back for the breakdown. And we're going to start off with Noah snickering at the warning that this movie was and I quote intended for mature audiences. And Rocco has given us this opening speech here, but I like that it's sort of a downgrade from the whatever that lady who didn't actually get killed by people in front of everyone's speech was from the first movie, right? The first movie speech was like, who was stand when people are murdered in the street? And Rocco's speech is like, I'll tell you how many sweaters I sold at this TJ Maxx I've been working at the last 11 years. Yeah, yeah.

Well, it's a dead guy from the first one and walking into a church at the beginning of the movie. I'm like, okay, totally counts for Gam. God damn it. Right? Yeah. I was wondering about that at first, but yeah, I'd write that and I got it there too.

Yep. So, okay, so we get some credit stuff. We cut to Ireland. And it's Braveheart. It is true. Best works fake pears, by the way. I'd like to add best worth fake pears right now. Oh, it's like Carl Marx muppets all of a sudden. I didn't know where it looks like a high school production of Fiddler on the roof.

It is not good. Yeah, no, it looked like a fucking Bible player or something. Yeah, they had these silly ridiculous. And I noticed this on the IMDV page. The shot, we see the two main characters from the first one killing a wolf. Just trying to attack their sheep, but like wolves don't live in Ireland. So they might as well be trying to kill a tiger that was trying to attack their sheep. So I also like that they have matching Aaron sweaters like every tors. I know it's just a lot cozier than the rest of the movie's going to be.

They're just close. They're allowed to their, their, their mother. They're close. It's fine. So, okay. And then Billy Montcundleley cuts in to do an opening monologue and we're like, fuck you. We've already had the opening monologue. Is this like one of those neither of them nor the rock has allowed to lose despite contract things? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

A four monologues in his contract. Yeah. Exactly. Billy Conny was like, I'll do like a minute of on screen and three minutes of voice over. That's what you get. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give you a double of the time that Willem DeFoe is giving you. Yeah, I'll give you a double of the time that Willem DeFoe is giving you Well, I love to so okay, so Billy kind of is opening monologues basically Everything was fine and then for no discernible reason. I knew that the sequel had started I Felt somewhere that Troy Duffy had run out of cocaine I found somewhere that Troy Duffy had run out of cocaine and I had no choice but to return I ran out of head of the class money.

Also something was calling my boys back. It was probably running water. Yeah. Yeah, so then a priest shows up and he goes, something's happened and I'm like, there you go writers. Something has happened. And the incident has been incited. What I love is that the priest who runs in drives up parks and then runs in out of breath. And I'm like, dude, I don't think you're out of

breath the entire drive across the Irish borders. You don't know his health situation. That's true. That's true. Don't be judge. Parking was far away. So meanwhile, in Boston, there's a buzz cut guy moving slowly and ominously. It seems to be a toven throat singer killing a priest while toven throat singing, which is confusing. So yes. And he pulls out the pennies for the eyes and everything, which by the way means that he's framing these two characters for this murder, I don't remember the first

one well enough to know that. Yeah. Jesus fucking Christ, the movie. Well, you're obviously just not a real fan. Yeah. It's the pennies because it's the dance, they're signature thing. They put their own eyes. Nice call back.

I love these movies. Yeah, they really flipped me real fast on that. This is all gonna work out. I'm a sucker for a reference. What can I say? So, and then we cut back to the priest telling them about, this is the Insighting Incident, right? Like, oh, this guy shot some priest

and tried to make it look like you did it. And the priest is like, now, I want you to not do anything at all about this. He's like, why are you telling them then? Yeah. I came here to tell you not to do anything bad plan. Shit. You didn't even know about it.

I wouldn't be out of breath. There wouldn't be a sequel. Everybody would be happy. Also, I don't know why they made this choice, but the only visible tattoo they have on Billy Connolly in this scene is his weird butterfly tattoo. Like he's a 19 year old girl at Coachella. And I would just like to deflect attention away from my bad tattoo. Right now because he looks down at it and he's got that look on his face. Like he knows. Well, and then the other three that the two main characters wander off to go like action upper, whatever upper whatever he's like, oh, they're going on. Billy's like, yeah, man, you kill a priest in a church and he's an Eli suddenly

decided it counts for GAM apparently. So we have no choice in this matter. Just going and it wasn't the kid fucking. It was right. Right. That's not what brought them back. And then we get fucking power chords. I always knew John Wick was based on this movie. I mean, it wouldn't be a Boondock Saints movie without the shitty generic dad rock. Right. Right. That's the requirement. And you can't really dig up your box of murder without some some dad rock, right? They got a house. She's going there in the air. And look, I know this is a movie trope, not a Christian movie trope, but just once when

someone digs up their 14 year old guns, I want them to be as rusted and shitty as they would be. So it's like, oh, right. They didn't see it all all the way underwater. Yeah. Okay, but God is on their side. Yeah, that's what that's it. Yeah, God kept a fresh. God controls oxidative. Yeah, no, if not, the gods would have keep sinking down into the

ground further and further. Sorry, some Mormon reference. They also shower like extra hard here. It seems like because we're still getting like the power rock as they're like scrubbing themselves. As if they hadn't showered the entire time they were in Ireland right? That's can't or not not Ireland given the Okay, my favorite part of the shower moment is we get to see their back tattoos that they have yep and apparently these brothers have a tandem tattoo of Jesus Christ getting crucified like a two part like a pig. Like a pig. Like they would have to. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Yeah. No, they have to be in chicken fight position. But you can see our Lord and Savior

as he died. Pays off once in a while, but it sure the fuck pays off. Yeah. All I'm saying is there are worse tattoo decisions than mine. And all I'm saying is Patreon goal. Heath and I will get those exact tattoos. There is enough money people. I'm just right. I will get one to match me. Yeah. Oh, speaking of Patreon goal. So there's a there's a moment here where like they come back in after they're all geared up and they're like, what are you going to do? And one of the brothers throws two pennies on the table, but he's so badass. They both flip heads up. Like he's apparently he's so badass. He can only flip pennies heads up. I'm like, that sounds so over the top. It's like I'm complimenting a patron on scathing. That's so fucking stupid. It's like one in four badass. I do have to say though, I appreciate the demonstration

of how not gay this movie is with all of the ass shots. Yeah. Oh, it's gratuitous ass shots that have nothing to do with anything. Yeah, but they've dug up their guns and they've trimmed their silly ass beards and we've seen their asses. So now it's time for the title Boondock Saints to all Saints day. And no, it doesn't take place in late October or anything. Just that's just a phrase with saints in it. So we title screen our way to Boston. The news is catching me up on what the first movie was about. Just a reminder, the first movie was about these guys who decided to shoot bad guys and then they disappeared and got away with it. Yeah. They're there were definitely planning like we have to appeal to people

who haven't seen the first movie. There's going to be a whole new Legion of fans. Yep. We have to make sure. Roger Ebert promised he'd come watch this one. And this is where we get greenly and duffy. You remember the Boston cops who helped out from the first one? Come on. Greenleon duffy, wow, read a book. We have greenleon duffy and they're back, but they're freaking out. They're like, we're fucked. And specifically they say, we're elephant dick fucked.

Yes. What also I'm very not gay. If I was gay, I would be obsessed with dicks, but I am not obsessed with dicks. As you could tell, I'm very much afraid about getting fucked with the dicks. So yeah, that's how not gay I am, is I just constantly talk about the idea of myself getting fucked by a dick. 85% of this movie is someone referencing being fucked in the ass. Yeah, in this case by an elephant.

Yeah, boy, by all kinds of different stuff. Yeah. And then another cop walks in and he's like, Hey, guys, you, um, talking about getting fucked by an elephant. We have cop stuff to do. And now we're going to meet Willem Dafoe part two. And one thing I got to say about this scene as my thought was, okay, it's not Copaganda at least.

Yeah, that's fair. This is Lady Willem Dafoe. And what's amazing about this movie, and I'm going to talk about this so much during this review, is that not only do you get to watch what Troy Duffy thinks is a movie, you get to watch Troy Duffy guessing what he thinks people liked about the first movie. Right, because he's probably in the same boat as I was with them like, really? Oh, okay, I just don't even know. All right. So he's trying to do Willem Dafoe here, right? He called Willem Dafoe, right? He looked him up in the phone book. Willem Dafoe was like, oh, fuck yourself.

I'm in real movies now. And so he was like, all right, fine. What am I, what are my viewers like that isn't Willem Dafoe? Boobs, great. So I'll get a hot lady and she'll sound like foghorn leg. I was gonna say this movie is also Troy Duffy guessing at what a badass woman sounds like and talks like because he very clearly has no idea. Right. So yeah. So this woman gets out of the car wearing 22 inch heels, right? This

ridiculous long shot. And then we hear her accent, her southern accent is there to make these guys Irish accents sound good. Daniel Craig is just watching from a directors chair offset. No, that's, that's going to be obscure. Not a lot of people are going to get that. And I didn't pregnant nail that accent. Okay. But yeah, but she explains that she's in charge here and she even uses some slurs against and they disabled people to really emphasize the point. Yeah, it's good old days. Yeah, it's a throwback, all right.

Troy Duffy spent 10 years. I don't know if it's a day. 10 years putting that he poured over this over and this is what he came up with. That's in my notes more than anything else. Me just being like, that's 10 years of Troye Duffie's life. He's spent a year. Barack Obama was president when this movie was being made.

Guys, I was excited for this movie when it came out. I must have been somebody that had to be that. Yeah, actually George W. Bush was president while this was being made. Yeah, well, it was, well. So, okay. So then we cut to a doc where there's some, some boxing going on. Now, the movie's not going to explain this to you. I'll go ahead and let you know that the main characters are stowing away on some cargo ship that's going to take them to the US.

And this is like, I don't know, the big underground boxing tournament pre everybody's stowing away on the ship, you know, to just side here as the baddest ass. They're at Giles board from Street Fighter 2. Yes, for sure. Which is also an underground fight club thing where you can pick out, you know, a new third guys for sequels if you need. Right, right. Exactly.

It's as though Troy was informed that the first movie covered all the problematic aspects of Americana except for racism and like David Duke and whoever else sponsored this film were like, okay, we're going to need a lot more racism in the next one. We're going to need to really up the racism in Boone, Doc Saints. Oh, yeah. So this is where we meet Romeo, who is our Mexican mullet character. And Troy Duffy just has a blast making an actual Mexican actor say his observations on Mexican culture, because it can't be figured at that. Yep. Carlos Mincee is sitting next to Daniel Craig in a different, different, different, different, different

characters being like, it's a little bit much. I'm not going to die. It's a little bit much. This character literally ranks the races for fighting because Troy Duffy made him say that. I mean, Mexican is first apparently. So he was like, oh, it's woke. I have a Mexican guy saying it in the best fight. Yeah. And you know, Mexicans are tough. Why? Because they invented Tabasco. No, no, no, no, started by Ed McLeanie from Maryland, I believe. All right. Families from Louisiana eventually. It's fine. And by the way, like, so we establish in this moment that this character Romeo is very clever and can kick a lot of ass. He will never do anything clever and he will never kick any ass in the entire fucking movie. There's no reason. No There must be a deleted scene where all the bad assery gets sucked out of him by a ghost that was eventually cut for time from the main plot of the movie

I'm sorry. Did you miss his catchphrase from later in the movie? Yeah, that's fair. He had several good ones. Come on Those were awesome. Let's be fair at least. Yeah. No spoilers, but he does have some help with those. Yeah. Sometimes. All right. So now Eunice is the hot, bogghorn, leghorn cop. She's walking her way through the crime scene, you know, channeling Willem DeFoe a little

bit. Yeah. She's doing that Willem DeFoe, Will Graham thing that the smartest cop can apparently do in every movie. Yeah. And it's always based on the angle someone was holding the guns that if I ever murder someone, I'm gonna hold guns backwards over my shoulders. I'll never get caught. Apparently you can thwart all of forensics by just turning your wrist to a weird angle. Like they're gonna think I'm nine foot 11. I was thinking like Troy Duffy's thinking like, okay, she's got to do the Willem DeFoe thing, but it's the sequel.

So we have to take it up a notch and tits in a bad Southern accent. Yep. That's where he went. That is a step up from Willem DeFoe. I'm just gonna say, well, at least I'm going to go on Boom Doc's sense anyway. Yeah, but so she sexily recreates the crime scene for all of them, explaining that the guy who committed the crime must have been short and therefore couldn't have been the main characters. Was shortism a thing? This is the first movie I've seen that contained shortism. There's like a lot of humor being bound out of someone being four inches shorter than the

natural. Yeah, no, it's like, have you ever met Hugh and Morgan? It's like that. And they're called little people for the record. Okay. And then we cut over to a bad guy dinner. We're all the bad guys are sitting around at dinner table like all the bad guys are want to do. Mm-hmm. And we're going to learn that the main bad guy for now in the movie is the son of the main guy in the last movie. And it's Judd Nelson. Yes, it is. I'm excited about that. Yeah, I'm sure he's super proud of this one. I also love that we're like 10 minutes into the movie and we are getting yet another flashback of the courtroom scene.

Like, who the hell did you hear? Did you hear? They killed a bunch of people in a courtroom, did you hear? Yeah. Yeah, remember? You guys remember in that first movie when this happened? You guys like that. Just Troy Duffy sitting there desperately waiting

for his chance to glue in two pages from the old year. Yeah. Oh, good. So I have to point out this bit of blocking. I love it so much. So Judd Nelson is doing the bit where he's walking around behind everybody on the table as he monologues, but he's going way too fucking fast, right? So he's like already made three full revolutions and he's still got a lot of speech left to go and it's just silly at this point.

You want to spin back the other way? I feel like you're getting it. You can't. My neck is starting to hurt. You're doing a big, obvious speech. It's going to take way to make you fall. But it's also funny because he can't words right? No, yeah, right.

Right. Yeah. What is he trying to say? Serendipitous. Yeah. He can't say it. And then somebody's like, Serendipitous, you're trying to say it. And he's like, fuck you nerd.

And then he gets the nerd, gets hit in the face with the biggest oversized comic relief salami I've ever seen out of nowhere. Why would they have that at the table? Where was that at the table? I was watching. You would need such a large area for that. It wouldn't fit onto the table. It was huge would need such a large area for it wouldn't fit

under the table it was huge carrying the salami the whole time it's also such a weird like racism moment right where it's like and then the Italian it's the other Italian with a big fucking tsunami and I can't it's like the spit that flew out of Harvey Weinstein's mouth wrote this script it's like my spit that flew out of Harvey Weinstein's mouth wrote this script. It's like my high school wrote this script. And I love that all the people are sitting at the table. They all look really uncomfortable and I can't tell if it's because like they know they're doing a bad job at acting or like, I don't know.

It's hard to say given the script, they kind of had to say the words in the script. Can I just point out one particular quote? I think I know which quote it's going to be. Yeah, so Judd Nelson says They prison fucked us. Mm-hmm. And then he pauses. Okay. He's like in the ass. Yeah, no, we saw when you were going there Yeah, okay, and then they wiped their dicks on our grandma's graves Yeah, okay, and then they wiped their dicks on our grandma's grapes. What? Metaphor has a lot going on. Yeah, there is, there is a lot there.

Okay, so according to the subtitles, it was on our grandma's drapes. Oh, okay. Now that makes more sense. It makes more sense. But yeah, like if you were just raped, Aenaly, I feel like where they did the cleaning up is inconsequential, right? Like, do you know what you're like? Like, you're living grandma's house and fucking up the nice drapes. That's mean, the grave, like who cares? Whatever it's rock.

Also, it's gonna rain. I just need to throw out there. We're eight minutes into this movie. There've been two separate, different sets of fucked in the ass jokes. Yeah. I've watched gay pornography that has less mention of anal sex at this point. All right. So now we've got back to our heroes touching up each other's tattoos. They're scribbling like extra stuff over the tattoos to make them different as if to like be covert when they get to America.

Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, okay. But they were literally on camera in a courtroom openly killing people. So like what? I thought they were, I thought they were just doing touch-ups because they're artists and that's what artists do.

Yeah. Oh, no work of artists ever finished teeth. It is only abandoned. You got it. Yeah, but they even have to point out because they're like, yeah, you know, everybody's seen us on camera. Like we should have probably kept those beers. They're right, right? But with the badass ass washing scene and everything going on, it's just, you know, it was kind of in the moment. I wanted one of them to be like, also, we probably should have kept the beers so everyone wouldn't see just how terribly we've aged. Wow, those moors of Ireland were hard on you, huh?

To get cut from an early season of the walking dead is that what happened on the island? That's fine. You got to be in a bad video game. They were they were mowed by Irish wolves. Yeah, exactly. And of course that we, we, it's been almost 18 seconds since the last gay joke. So one of them suggests to the other one that he dies as hairy is like, what, like, you've got a game. Oh, and then they fight about whether he's a game.

Oh, yes. And we know again that they don't let gays enough because they are shirtless on top of each other, drawing on each other. One from behind the other. Yeah. Yeah. Straightest activity to men can engage in. Yeah.

But the implication is that anybody who has blonde hair is somehow gay is what they're saying. Yes. And then one of them says, stay gold pony boy. Which, Troy Doffy clearly says in real life and thinks it has a sexuality component. Like that. And his head is like, yeah, nailed it. That's just, wait, there's a different context for pony boy.

Yeah, I mean, you guys remember that great queer positive movie, the outside. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And then, okay. And, but this is also where Romeo realizes who they are. He's like, wait, you guys are the main characters from the first one. Am I the sidekick? And then so they pretend they're going to kill him for a good chuckle because it's not

a party until you've convinced someone you're going to kill them. Okay. Clearly. Yeah. Hey, y'all, is this why our generation of men don't have friends because this is how we learned people bond and yes, like actually throughout this movie, it'll just constantly be violent against each other and terrible to each other. And I'm like, oh, this is why we don't have any friends. That's true.

I'm not all for friendship. At some point I stopped putting guns to my friend's head and my social life went downhill very quickly. Right? Right? So okay, so meanwhile, Eunice is at the police station, summarizing her findings of the murder scene

to the boss cop. She's pretty sure the murder was Yaka Vedas fault, that's Judd Nelson's character. Hey, I just think I had a hallucination in the middle of this scene in the middle of this scene apropos of nothing did someone walk over to general head of police with a small dog offer it to him get like a not right now head shaking walk back out of the the

absolutely happened i need that to be the rest of the movie. Just explaining why that would happen. What's the sum of things I want to know with that dog did? Yeah, I want to know the dog's name. I want to know what it enjoys. I just absolutely. Also, one other small point in the scene.

Oh, a Eunice Bloom, the FBI agent, the replacement for Willem Dafoe. She has a holster here. She's holding a gun. It's a crotch holster. It's literally, is that a thing? Do people have those? I also was wondering that. I think it's fantastic because she's wielding it.

She's just like, all right, you're going to make me wear this. I'm going to make it really, really. I'm going to swing all right, you're gonna make me wear this. I'm gonna make it really, really. I'm gonna swing it around. I'm gonna be able to deal with this. Well, and I love the dumbassery of the writing in this scene. The chief of police is like, all right, tell me one right now why I shouldn't go public with this.

And it's like, it's because it's an unfounded accusation at this point dumbass. And she's like, do a walk and talk with me. In case anybody thinks that we really don't know the cinematography for that. And she's like, oh, okay. Well, that would conveniently split us up from the three stuages cops from the first movie and they could have their own scene.

That works out great. Yeah, and you know what, the stopwatch just went off. Let's have him do another slur. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, and okay, so this time, there to the cops, greenly and Duffy, they're talking about how they're going to get thrown in jail because they helped these serial killers. And they say something about eating a cock sandwich if they go to jail.

Yeah. Why would it be a sand? What's the sandwich element there? Well, it's in the, it's not because our cocks, the bread and bread, or the middle or is, or is there bread? Are we putting cocks in bread? They're really, the metaphor is you, you really got, you got to think about it. It's a thinking movie. I, I prefer cock tacos personally. Is that a sandwich? All right. Well, now we've got a whole big fucking argument going on. Some people say those are the same things.

Yeah, I don't know. I don't know. So we don't have time for that kind of shit. Sandwich, yes. So. It was also just a great moment where the guys like, well, what if the main characters never show up at all? What if this isn't even the sequel?

And the other guys like, this is definitely the fucking sequel, man. And I'm like, okay, good. Something's going to happen then. Eventually I'm like, okay, good. Something's gonna happen then eventually. They promised boiler alert. Gonna get there. Slow burn. Good writing. It definitely burns.

Yeah. All right. Well, on that assurance that there's definitely going to be a movie any minute now, I suppose we can take a quick break. But we're back in a minute with even more Boundox Saints 2 all Saints day. This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp. even more boondocks saints too, all saints day.

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This summer the June doc Saints We already made ten million dollars gosh boy And we're back for more of this shit when we're gonna open up on our heroes arriving in the States sidekick in tow This is so that we can make fun of how silly they're Mexicans in their cars are. Why is Jesus upside down? There are so many. Jesus was upside down.

Yeah, yeah. A little wobblehead. Jesus thing. Yeah, stuck to the roof of the car in front of the test. Tess and Triss. There are so many moments in this movie where I'm like, okay, they're teasing this and it's going to be important later. Nope, it's always just for the racist or homophobic joke, always. Yeah. Nothing will ever, ever matter. Yeah, this is just going to be the whole movie, isn't it?

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So they apparently, they get to America and they immediately drive to So they apparently they get to America and they immediately drive to Yacavete is a bad guy warehouse so they can send them a message. Okay, but it's not even Yacavete. It's Yacavete was working with a different gang, a Chinese gang, and this is their spot. Oh, I'm sorry, Heath. Did I not get all the nuances? Okay, good. Good.

Well, that's an important point, but the Boundox Saints guys are like, okay, that doesn't help us find our guy. I guess we could have like a gun fight with this gang as a warm up. And yeah, that's what they're going to do. Yeah, they got to get back into the action. It's, yeah, and it was like, all right, here's the plan. He coats and cigarettes. Oh, I was done.

I was done. Yeah. When we did a black exploitation style? What does that even mean? They do the the fade to white transition so we know it's about to get real serious. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But first we have to have that moment where Romeo needs a gut, right? Oh, okay. And they're like, here, you can have a gun, but you have to have this little tiny gay one. Yeah. This little unmaskable. Yo, I was going through it while I was not paying attention to this stupid movie because

it's boring and terrible. I can think of five films from a 20 year period that did exactly this joke. Yep. Why did five films all feel the need to be like, you get it? Cause your gun's like a peanut. Well, also like until you handed it to Romeo, you were carrying that gun. Right? So like, like, you just carry around a tiny gun to emasculate potential sidekicks.

I don't understand this. Well, they had to do the callback, right? Because there was, there was a joke like that in the first movie. It's a fucking big shooter. Oh, yeah. So they had to do the, they had to do the callback. It's deep. Absolutely. Get, get, get with it. It's deep. It's actually a double Easter egg. It's what Callie just said. Plus, it's a callback to agent Paul Smecker, small hacker, small gun metaphor. I wasn't given this mint movie as to. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. I mean, think about the writing. I wasn't given this movie as to yeah, you're right. Yeah, think about the writing. I mean, just like Godfather too. Yeah. I'm really.

It's messed together. The metaphors are nested. And then okay, I thought ten. It was good, but this is really pulling a lot of shit. It's tried off. He's a visionary. So now I'm seeing why it took 10 years. Yeah. So okay, so then we do that annoying, fucking thing from the first one where we skip over the action sequence to the crime scene and then fill in the action sequence with like backfill shit with flashbacks. Okay. But the thing is when they did this in the first movie, Willem DeFoe did it bad. And he was like, there is a fire fight. Right. like the thing that made that, and I use heavy air quotes on this epic,

is Willem DeFos construction of the action scene. However, they've decided to go with like the Laurel and Hardy School of Action scenes for this entire sequel. So she's reconstructing it and she's like, and that's where he slipped and fell on a banana peel and that one, who just paid it. It's like, and that's where he slipped and fell on a banana peel. And that one, who's paying us? It's like listening to Formula One announcers

describe a Mario Kart race. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha you would never, if you didn't already know it from the first one and get heavy hints from the like musical stings, you would never know these characters were supposed to be bad ass, right? Because they're just like always fuck everything up and then coincidentally kill everyone. So that's going to start here where we have the scene where like the plan is, is that the guy is going to drive them in a forklift to the bad guys and then they're just going to pop out of a box and shoot them. That's the plan, but it doesn't go that well. I will point out that pop out pop up suddenly arrive at a surface and then shoot at bad guys who will never aim at us, even though we're holding perfectly still, will be their plan

for all the gun fights in the movie. We knew what an action sequence was in 2009, though. There had been many. Yeah. Some of us did. Okay. And it's not just that they put themselves inside the crate. It's that they nailed themselves inside the crate so that they could like blast through the wood and more impactful fashion.

So it would be more dramatic, yeah, exactly. Of course, yeah. I don't understand what your point is. He's. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha. Did they show us what actually happened or what they were planning when they showed us that?

They showed us both of the things, but yeah, I think that was what actually happened. I think they nailed them in their coffin style. Yeah. And then remember, in the fantasy, they blasted out of it, but in actuality, a gentleman of Mexican descent, he ran into something and the box just fell and then they jumped up and we're like, ah, perfectly still holding shooting. Yeah, let's hear it out. We could have just walked in here and shot you guys. But yeah, also that crate was full of heroin.

So they got just crazy high on heroin and then popped out of a box and started shooting that explains the flashback. Yeah. Yeah. There they are. They're being on heroin explains a ton of this fucking movie. It all takes place in their apartment. You know, knee being on heroin explains. A ton of this fucking. Well, Troy Duffy being on heroin explains this old movie. I wanted Romeo to just drive the fork lift up and they're just like a sleep inside and he's like, okay, I thought they were going to pop out there. Sorry.

Out of heroin in there. Do you guys have crazy heroin? Yeah. So, but we're cutting between them doing the crime and her like reconstructing it with her just fucking tour of the South accent, right? She's in Mississippi. She's in Texas. constructing it with her just fucking tour of the South accent, right? She's in Mississippi. She said, Texas, she's antebellum.

And just everywhere you go, it's different. Every sentence. It's like me trying to do a mean impersonation of Lucinda without her over hearing it. All right. So the boys go to see that stuttering bartender from the first one. Fuck ass. Fuck ass. Man, none of it holds up.

And if you don't have that reaction, then nothing in this scene is going to do it for you. Okay, first of all, his name is Doc. Okay. Wasn't he a Muppet actor? Yeah, I think he was. I think he was. Wait a minute. Oh my God. The Muppet.

Yeah. What? Yeah, he's like a really good actor. Sadly, this is like the last movie he ever made. Oh no. I hate to have like a big argument with you on right in the middle of the thing, but no one whose acting career contains this movie is actually a really good actor. We'll have to focus a really good fucking actor.

It's really sad. He's, he's, he's, he's, Billy Connelly. Billy Connelly is, that just, that just, just, just bring in the average down. The Oscar combination staff. It's like if you get an F on one paper, or even though the rest of your class is really good. So we get this, they go and see fuck ass and they have a drinking montage and I just I love this moment because

it there's one moment where one of the brothers is holding a lobster as though it is his penis chasing the other brother around and he yells lobster dick and I'm watching this with the with the subtitles on so I just stop that and I captured that frame and I'm like, that's the entire movie right there. There it is. With the words lobster dick in the subtitles. See, I thought during that scene, that's the bottom surgery I should have gotten. I didn't know y'all could do crustaceans. Hold on a second. Yeah.

How many claws am I allowed to get told you? Give Ted Cruz something to be afraid of, dammit. How many claws am I allowed to get told you? Give Ted Cruz something to be afraid of, dammit. All right, that one, Kali, he's justified of being afraid of Kali. So to be clear, Doc had lobsters ready for like eight years for them. Yeah. And he has the right. Absolutely. So they're having lobsters.

I mean, he might serve lobster at the bar. You don't know. Yeah. Maybe, maybe he's just looking over thing. He always has like Irish bars and lobster. Those two things go together. Absolutely. And bush mills Irish whiskey falls. They would have Jameson. These are Catholics, whatever. Dumb. All right. So yeah, they're drinking and having fun with lobster dix and everything. And then we cut to Billy Connolly. He's going to bring the whole thing to a grinding fucking halt. Everybody was having fun. He's got a shit on it with a flashback to 1958. He's sitting in the chair looking very somberly, wondering if he's really being paid enough.

Also, can I just say they definitely weren't dressed for 1958. There's somewhere between the Godfather too and like a musical of guys and dolls, but definitely not in 1958. So, a tire. Everybody looks like Jepetto in this movie. Yeah. I don't know why. What year's Jepetto front?

So, yes. So, yes. So yeah, so apparently back in the day, Billy Connelly was a furniture maker in New York city and his dad was just a kindly old feller until the gangsters came to kill him for all the kindness. They killed him with a hammer and look, like, I know they're trying to establish like trauma, like this horrible tragic backstory except Killing someone with a hammer takes too long to create dramatic tension because they're like whack

whack I Wear it Stop killing my dad. Oh my god. All right, just let me do it. Oh my god Stop taking a gatorade what stop killing my dad. Oh my God. All right, just let me do it. Oh my God. Guys in the world. Stop taking a gatorade break from killing my dad. So and then this is where we're also going to meet Romeo's uncle Caesar who will just basically pop in here and there to tell him where the next action sequence is going to take place. Yeah, I wonder if there's going to be racist jokes in this. is going to take place. Yeah. I wonder if there's going to be racist jokes in this. That is the only reason this scene could exist. Like you ever watch another movie and they linger

on an older actor for too long and you're like, I don't know why this scene's in the movie. And then you Google it and you're like, Oh, Uncle Caesar was played by the first prime minister of a stone. Right. Yeah. Right. That's what this scene is, except there is no point in this actor is not anybody special. Except we do take the time for him and his uncle to have a weird whisper fight about respect in the middle of this movie. Yeah. Yeah. They're having this little fight in Spanish.

And then the brothers are like, yeah, we speak Spanish. You're having a messy fight right now. You guys want to just take it outside. Yeah. And I feel like Troy Duffy felt like he was being very clever there because he's like, oh, the audience knows that they speak this language. And there's like this tension thing. And I feel like that whole thing just read to me like, Troy Duffy felt he was being very, very clever. Oh, he fucking nailed it. He high five himself and came when he wrote this. Yeah. But we learned here that they need to find gorgeous George, who is a character we haven't met to this point

who will be honestly the main character for the next, I don't know, 25 minutes more or less. And at this point, I'm desperately hoping that we're going to get the flamboyant gay rep we're missing from the first movie. Well, um, depending on how problematic you like your representation. Maybe. Yeah. This is Uncle Caesar's whole point here. He's like, yeah, I'll find gorgeous George for you. That'll be my role here.

And they're like, can you just, if you can find, can you find us the final boss? You know, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you gotta build it. You did the warm up with the Chinese gang and then you build it medium boss. That's George. We're not in act three yet, sorry. Right, yeah, exactly.

So, okay, so now we're gonna meet George and we're gonna meet him with the unist, the FBI agent coming in to have a talk with him, right? So he's at this massage parlor. She comes in and she like flashes her badge and the message she's trying to send is you walk away massage therapist, whatever. I'm going to sneak in and do your job. Yeah. And pretend I'm you. And like very clearly the the woman doing the massage is like, I don't get what you're trying to say. So this

is a long, I feel like we coppers you up for these moments all the time. And we do a thing. It's, there's the sign. And then you, this is the problem. We started letting cops come into your vehicles. And now they just walk into your pizza parlor and start running that for you.

Yeah. So she does the sign, Eunice Bloom. And now she's doing the massage on gorgeous George, and he doesn't know right away. And then she pulls out a, like a pizza scooping giant, pizza peel. Yep. Yep. That is bejeweled. Yes. Yes. A lot of texture and slaps his ass as like a big, a now like impactful surprise announcement that she's there. So as this is happening, I was like, okay, did she bring that? I don't know. Oh God, I hope I catch him with his ass out, guys.

If I catch him with his ass out. Yeah, I thought it might be a massage thing too. And I, so I did some like extensive pausing. And I paused it right be a massage thing too. And so I did some extensive pausing. And I paused it right on like when they show one side of the paddle and it says the name of the massage parlor on it. So it's a thing they have at the massage parlor. Well, there you go.

Oh, I was just gonna say I carry one of those with me everywhere. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. It's both. I have one hanging over my door. Yeah, I mean, she's like, oh, I brought my own And I should point out that at this point in the movie they engage in some pretty extensive fat-shaming but like

Not of that fat a character Right what's weird about this scene and the rest of the scenes with gorgeous George is they will constantly harp on how fatty is, but he's just like dad bod, I mean, maybe I'm like crazily OB. Yeah, he's like average size, like very average size. Like, like, like, like there was a fat guy that was supposed to do this bit and he walked out.

He's like, no, I'm not gonna miss you. She's spanking my ass with the thing. I'm just not even branded properly. And then so they got this guy at the last minute and they're like, okay, we got a lot of, ah, we're gonna have to take out all the black shows. I can't take those out and to the overweight jokes. Yeah, I'm sorry.

Jesus. Yeah, but so she interrogates gorgeous George from an inexplains to him that he is main character bait. She's like, I know you think that you're act three shit, but you're not even all the way at the end of act two. You're a mid boss. And I feel like she specifically says the thing about canolean shrimp cocktail because we're supposed to think that makes her smart because we saw canolean shrimp cocktail earlier. Wow, you're right. Yeah. She's so smart. She's the character. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's.

And some deep storytelling. There's this amazing Troy Duffy moment here too, where as she's about to leave, she goes, you have a pretty nice ass for a fat man. And then she leaves. And like, I get that they're trying to do the Willem DeFoe thing here, but like the bit about Willem DeFoe saying stuff like that in the first movie is that Willem DeFoe was gay and that was the joke. Right. But now that she's a woman, she just occasionally says insane things like an alien. So yeah, well, and then we get after her interrogation of gorgeous George, we have to get his interrogation from the brothers,

from the main characters, which we're gonna do in a tanning salon where he's in tiny, tiny little underwear the whole time. Yeah. He was in apparently a European cut of underwear, is what they said. Sure. What is that?

Am I wearing like an American cut? Yeah, how do I know? I don't know what you're wearing. You see you can't ask us podcasts aren't made with video, buddy. Everybody please hop on Skype. I have a question. Damn it. This is why Zencaster created a video function. Right? So exactly we could tell he's what video what his cut of his underwear was. I mean, personally, I think those bottoms are flattering. So he's you wanted to, I'm just saying, yeah, I should go European. Go go.

I'm saying if you're not going European, you should be. Yeah, absolutely. You're sophisticated. You're some. Stratialist underwear. Yeah. Got to share it with a bunch of people. Yes.

All right. So, yeah. So the brother show up, well, he's tanning at the salon and we spend an anordinate amount of time with the, I got so scared I shit myself jokes. Oh, it's what a horror. What a hell. It's just like we might as well zoom in on a close-up of his actual rectum extruding of your shit for the rest of this movie, and Troy Duffy's in the front,

like, Snoke popping up in Mortal Kombat being like, is this what you want? Please give me the money for more drugs, please. He's like, oh, it's so fucking bad. And it, like, honestly, there's a part of you whenever we see these movies We watch like out of a sandwich movies for the bonus episode or whatever I think to myself there was a time when I could have just sat in a writers room yelling poop and had you know This 60 70 grand a year. Yeah, I don't I times it's sad. It's yeah Yeah, I don't I just I'm it's sad. It's yeah

Poop instead. It's the time is passed. We would have done it. Yeah classic I'm gonna just say like rebrand rebrands happen. Yeah Kelly I swear to God if you name your show poop's waiting before we Registering right now Wow, don't don't go don't go to poop's waiting. Oh, I'm gonna. Yeah, I next 10 minutes. Okay. So yeah, but fucking gorgeous George shits his European cut underwear and then agrees to help them set up a bunch of yaka vettas guys. Yeah, still medium level. Yeah, building it. Yep.

All right. So then we check back in on the cops, dude, just and they introduced this rosary thing. Does this ever matter? It never. It does not. It never it never matters and one of the reasons why it never matters which is so heartbreaking is that they will spend I'm going to say 20 minutes of this movie being like who is the guy who killed the priest and then the way we actually meet this character is he just shows up where the saints are and is like

hi it doesn't matter if you knew who I was at all or anyone ever found out who I was. Yes, it starts firing a gun and they're like, rosary, we did a thing. We've got like 20 minutes. It doesn't matter. You should. Okay. I can miss Marples just sitting there next to Daniel Craig and fucking. That's not how a mystery is constructed.

Oh, yeah, it's so bad. Cause like she even has the like comes back in and she's like, no, I just realized he would have taken off his gloves when he did this and we would have had his print on the this and of that and the blah blah. And it's just like, yeah, but again, like it's not like you're going to use that to then identify his weakness or anything. Yeah, it's like she was revealing it so the movie would know. Oh, no, this is just tried off.

He changing some of the words of the original script, but he left the thing where I was like, it looks like we got ourselves a cowboy. So she's like, you took off your gloves. How boy, why would it say cowboy there? Okay, I don't know. But then they like try to try to recover that. And we just see weird killer guy who's short apparently. He's mad that the priest he just murdered is taller than him. So he lays down next to the priest who's dead to check the height difference and then check the hand size difference. And he needed to take off his gloves for that.

Yeah. Why? And that will never be relevant to the movie. I mean, look, I do the same thing every time he falls asleep after a live show. I sure, yeah, yeah, yeah. Of course. Later, I was like, okay, I get hands with me while I'm sleeping.

Yeah, every time. But I was like, mine. Really, yeah. So much bigger. Places for me. Everybody hop on Skype, please. For everybody to hop on my handskype, which much bigger places. Everybody hop on Skype, please. Everybody's up on a hand Skype, which reveals your hands to exact proportions. I know we installed this for a reason.

Again, hold a quarter next to your hand right now. I want to see it. Today's newspaper. He's serial killing because, well, not serial killing. He's single, pre-skilling because he wants to lure out the brothers because Spoiler alert the father's old Ally has hired him because if he lures out the brothers the brothers will go and if the brothers are there The father will also go for some reason so this whole his obsession with his height thing

Only makes sense. If we had that 50 years, we're short people weren't allowed to vote. That's the only possibility. Yes, absolutely. It's such a fucking mess. And then okay, so we go to this setup, right? Where they're going to get Diacovetta's guys. We literally the establishing shot for this fucking scene is a close up on the shit stain of George's European cut underwear.

That's where we are now. So close to my rectum joke. Ten years, guys. I feel like it's been a minute since we've caught attention to that. Yeah, no, that's a very good point. Ten years writing this. I also like, and this is a side note, I love that Dennis Nedry is at the bar ordering. I mean, it's not actually him, but I swear to find that. Oh, okay. So yeah, so all the bad guys are getting their meals and stuff, waiting for the big set up and everything. I love that they try to like establish these characters are bad guys because they're all being mean and racist to Romeo. And it's like, yeah, but so are the good guys. So everybody is doing it. And to prove that point, Romeo goes to the back

and they're, he's like, yeah, those guys would be in awful racist the bad guys show up, they wheeled George out so that they strap into this cart, they wheel him out so everybody will look left, but then they show up from right. Okay, I went to a King party once where there was that, I feel like they got that from a party. I went really. Yeah. Okay.

Shit. Just want to add a few more details and see if the party still seems the same to you. The Saints have hinted an Irish saying, Aaron Gabra, Ireland forever, on George's ass or back, and they've duct taped him to like, you know, a cart that you would move dishes in a restaurant in,

and then they roll them out like so much effort and planning into just like this tiny diversion that could have been absolutely anything. Yeah, it just the noise would have done it. Yeah. So circling back, did that resemble the party? Yeah, yeah, it was, yeah, a moment for a moment word for word, but I want to point out the weird like Troy Duffy desperately trying to hit me in Heath, Sombang, Irish fan service of Aaron Gopra, because you gotta remember,

they're not doing this for Irish reasons, right? They're doing this for vigilante murder reasons. So they might as well have written Go Yankees and is it TGAF, a nicer restaurant when you really think about it on the guys back? I would have been excited for those, yeah. Yeah, okay. And in 2009, you were excited for those. Yeah. Okay. And in 2009, you were excited for Aaron Gobron.

We don't need to lie to ourselves. Okay. It's not, I don't, moving on. So, you know, George is my favorite part here, though, is they roll him out there and then they're doing the action scene, but like in the background, because the diversion doesn't matter anymore. But his, his stupid rolling table falls over and you watch him the actor very clearly hurt himself

because he does too. I'll very much so you. And then they show it to you again in slow motion, which is great. But I do want to point out, again, the entirety of this action sequence is the two brothers step out each with a gun in either hand and just shoot all the bad guys to death.

Nope. That's it. They don't move or reload their guns or it just, it really makes you appreciate John Wick when you see shit like this. How far we've come. Yeah. And not just because John Wick ever called someone a slur. Although that is a part of it. So yeah, so they kill all those guys, but just then, just as they're counting all

their unhatched chickens, the priest killer short bad guy shows up. But so does Eunice at the very same second. And so he shoots at them, but then she shoots at him and he runs away. Good thing we set him up as a character, huh? They just happened to have the same appointment in their Google calendar for them. Oh, man, I made it a public event. That's why she showed up. Yeah, that's going to be it. I got to separate those calendars out. Obstacle guys, obstacle. So yes, so but, but this is where the, the brothers learned that she's friends with Paul smacker, Willem Dafoe. They have a little flashback to somebody putting a flower on his grave. They're like, no, it's not that he didn't like us and wouldn't be in the movie.

It's that he died. He didn't say I almost got an Oscar for anti-Christ and kicked me in the ball. So when I can't do his house, he was, he was busy this week. Yeah, but the key is that she's on their side and she'll help them clean up the crime scene. And I'm just like, it doesn't matter. Like you're already wanted for murder. Yeah, and again, I hate to keep going into the mind of Troy Duffy because seriously who fucking cares.

But like the thing about the first movie is Willem DeFoe is trying to catch them, trying to catch them, trying to catch them, and then at the climax of the movie decides, you know what, I'm going to be on their side. But because Troy Duffy knew that people liked that issue of the movie, she for no reason is just like, yeah, I've been pretending to try to catch you But now I'm gonna stop pretending to do that and instead work with you the entire time Why haven't I been doing that from the beginning go fuck yourself Troy Duffy would like more coke That if you ever have a question. Yeah, that was the answer. Yeah

So yeah, so we have a quick montage of them cleaning up the crime scene and then we cut to her investigating it and coming up with a far more interesting action sequence that this could have come from. Yeah, but it's supposed to be again that like slow mo listening to music. She's genius because she figures it out, but she just says like, okay, here's what happens. The bad guys all shot each other. That's her whole explanation. At propol of nothing, Troy Duffy would like more coke. And then this is also where they learned that, you know, somebody even higher up than Yacaveta must be pulling the strings.

She's like, wow, it looks like there's a main main bad guy. As if the stakes in the movie weren't already high enough. Right. Hey, man, she might as well turn to camera. I assure you, this movie thinks it is about something. It is about trodduffy wanting more cocaine. Yeah, right. If you pop open your DVD player and just dump in a half gram, we've really free. We're going to come back here in a home base. So yeah, so and keep in mind that the entire, through the entire movie up to this point, we've had the three stu just cops, greenie and greenly and Duffy. Duffy, thank you.

They've been like trying to hide shit from her because they don't want her to know that they're actually on the same side as the main character brothers and everything, but she's on their side. She was at the whole time and knew this about them. So they have to explain that away. And she's like, they're like,

well, why didn't you just tell Greenly and Duffy that you were on their side? She's like, oh, I'm just kind of fucking with them. So they have to like explain that away. And she's like, they're like, well, why didn't you just tell Greenley and Duffy that you were on their side? She's like, ah, I'm just kind of fucking with them. Really? Just fucking with them. There's murders and shit. It's not often that I look at a movie and I go, ah, I wish this had been written as well as now you see me. That was a fun movie, whatever. But yeah, but now all the good guys can get together. So greenly and Duffy and Eunice and everybody, they go to the bar where the brothers are hiding out and they start discussing what the next big action sequence is going to be. Yeah. And the brothers are hiding behind the bar when greenly and Duffy, they're big things

like surprise and they spray them with the soda gun and one of them falls over because the soda gun because it's so powerful. I enjoyed that moment. I love the idea that your big thing is going to like is going to be to sneak up on armed men and say surprise and hit him with, you know, sells their guns. That's good. They're pulling out their guns and firing. Oh, okay. Oh, fuck. All right. Oh, my man. Everyone somehow shoots the Mexican guy. Ah, everybody just immediately shot. He was even praying you. It was us. So we sprayed you. You all ran outside and shot a black kid

playing with a toy gun on 11th Street. It was really weird. Yeah. Boston. Yeah, so they all chatted up Stooged number two brags about how testicular his testicles are at length Jesus Christ at this movie did we all want to fuck each other and not have the courage to say it 1980 to 2007 and then like we legalized gay marriage and just all of us homophobes seven and then like we legalized gay marriage and just all of us homophobes casually went off to Maine somewhere and got married. And that's why fiction and movies have changed the way it adds. Yeah, okay. Yeah, you just explained the the entire decade of action movies. Yeah. That and Troy Duffy's cocaine. Yep. Just a bunch of happily married gay screen writers somewhere. And this is this is where we get the phrase fucking saccomatic

Yes, yes, oh Pin in that ten-year Skies Oh, it was like a pin in that. I'll tell you it was just like putting a pin in that. Yeah And Kelly if you ever feel bad keep in mind somewhere out there Someone has sacromatic tattoo. Is that worse if it's unrelated or related? I can't tell.

So, what do they call it when two people come up with the same thing at the same time as separately? Independent creation. Yeah, yeah, that's, that's some amazing. Consolidious. It's a brilliant idea. So it's the next step in.. Independent creation. Yeah. Yeah. That's, uh, that's some amazing conceit. It's a brilliant idea. So it's, it's the next step in, yeah, right, right, testicular humor.

Okay. Kali leveling up. All right. So, so meanwhile, we cut back over to Judd Nelson. He doesn't even know what the fuck the plot is anymore, right? He's just running around yelling bad guy words kind of at random. Well, I mean, yeah, bad guy words kind of at brand. Well, I mean, yeah, bad guy words, but also Troy Duffy learned the word re-connoiter.

And he put this scene just to say re-connoiter once. 100%. Absolutely. I feel like the slur words were also part of this motivation, but okay. The whole point. Yeah, I was I was thinking because when the old guys talking, you can very much tell that they like re recorded that in the studio because the mouth movements do not match at all. Oh, really? And I thought like, and I felt like, oh, yeah, he even Troy Duffy has given up at this point. But when I heard the word recanoiter, I was like, okay, never mind. They are. So Judd Nelson tried to say recanoiter a bunch of times. Didn't even come close and they were like, well, I don't know. Well, I can maybe, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, there's, so we're gonna take another quick break, but first let me give that through the hard sell.

Can this movie fulfill its quote of anti-gay slurs in time? Will they even have time for anti-Asian slurs? What about them filthy bella russians? Fight out the answers to these questions and more when we return for the hate crime polusa conclusion of Boom Doc Saints 2, all Saints Day. Dude, you're hogging it. No, I am not. You guys got like four minutes before I even got here. Hey fellas, you ready to record?

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Yeah, I don't don't remember the movie. Don't remember the movie bad Boss they had our cocaine warehouse damn it. These ass fuckers are fucking us in the ass again You said it boss for sure. Look. I want you to call the best hitters on the east coast we need these ass fuckers dead because they are fucking our asses like our asses have never been fucked before right sure I'm talking about like we met on grind and did a will want won't listen just with the town on each other levels of ass fucking won't listen just with the town on each other levels of ass fucking Okay, uh, and so that we traded numbers, you know Just in case we wanted to hook up again, but then all of a sudden it wasn't about the sex anymore We were getting lunch together. We discovered how much we had in common and before you knew it

We realized that the whole we were trying to fill in ourselves wasn't our ass, but our heart And then bam before you know it you're moving it together I mean with the rents the way they are it only makes sense and then on your trip to Paris He pops the question and you're happier than you ever thought you'd be again boss yeah, Muggsy Are you in a gay relationship that you're trying to tell us about? No, this is an analogy of how you should kill the boondocks, Saints. Oh, okay.

Yeah, we'll kill him. I love you, Gerald. Hmm? I'd nothing. And we're back for still more of this shit. We're going to rejoin our heroes at the underground gun store that every movie has and every protagonist can afford. Yeah. And this guy like expanded his business of his secret gun basement things. Yeah. Franchise. He's got mall kiosks. But yeah, his merchandising skills have very much improved. I was impressed. Do you guys want some of these saints, Bobbleheads? I've been selling. I can't give them other shelves. I made Funko pops. There's beach towels. Yeah,

you even explains to us. He's basically like, yeah, well, you know, this is the sequel. So it has to be bigger this time. You guys were very good for business. And I almost went with best worst disappointing gun reveal because they start to pick out guns and he's like, no, no, for you boys, you get the good ones. And they open it's like, all right, Marcellus Wallace's soul is in there. And then they take them out and they're just like slightly longer guns. They're so, but there's so much less impressive than the guns on the wall, right? The normal sale. There are like fully automatic machine guns everywhere. And yeah.

And they just, he gives them essentially the same guns they have with, you know, squared off silencers instead of rounded ones. I feel like there's like a little red dot, that's like a logo or something on them that's different. Maybe. Also, I would say this is a sexual moment because the music comes on and the music says we're going

to fuck these guns. Absolutely. They're going to fuck those guns. 100%. Yeah. He's the guns that Marvin Gaye's dad shot him with. He's the music. So and then Romeo shows up.

He's like, Oh, I found a great sidekick gun as well. And I was definitely wondering where Romeo was up to this point. Yeah. I missed him a lot. So he pulls out his guns. Now, of course, he's the sidekick and he's Mexican. So the guns have to be over the top Mexican. And I guarantee you that's all Duffy wrote, right? In the script, it says like, you know, Romeo opens box guns are over the top Mexican. Yeah. And so stupid. And then he's like, do the brightly colored phallic things in my hands make me look gay?

Do they make guns by nation? Clearly. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, the whole staff in every country that you go to that you visit. Yeah, I mean, these guns were inside of a chalupa, those are Mexican guns. Yeah, fair. Well, and it's and it was funny is that he pulls out the guns and he's like, I got these guns.

Look, they have Mexican flags on the handles. That's all we could think of. And the brothers don't look to impress. He's like, wait a minute. Are you saying I look gay? And I'm like, why is that immediately where you went, man? Why would you think that the guns are commenting on your sexuality? I don't.

Oh, man. If only we could have gotten the trope of nationalism equal and gay We could have taken care of a lot of America Saints too All right, so they we get a Eunice walking through another crime scene in her accent of many colors This is a cry this is an action sequence we haven't seen yet because it's this dumb fucking movie Yeah, right. This is also where agent action sequels we haven't seen yet because it's the dumb fucking movie. Yeah, right. This is also where Agent Cutler shows up.

Yes. Concler. Come on. Yeah. Concler. Concler. Yes. Sorry. It's much better wordplay than I was giving you credit for.

And he suspends her and like, why did he watch the rest of the movie? So what's amazing is what's happening here is that Troy Duffy knows that this is the part of the movie where the feds have to take over the investigation But she's already a fed right so he's like, oh fuck that won't work. Fuck it. I'll do it anyway. Yeah, right so the feds come and take the investigation over from the feds And then we find out that assisting in mass murder only gets you suspended, which is like one of the few realistic things in this movie, right? I also love that moment where there's like, they're like looking at each other very seriously, saying funny versions of each other's name. Yeah. He's like, hello, Blue Me and she's like, hello, country. He's like, fuck, I walked right into it.

That's so easy. I should know that my name has gotten in. Come on, your name's Conseler. You didn't see that coming? If your name's Conseler, you just do, you go straight with everyone's name always for all of that. You color you and it's there. And again, I can, I can definitely see like Troy Duffy

sitting in front of his computer. He takes a long drag from a cigarette and you just hear, a counselor. And then you hear him dial his cocaine guy. Yeah, right. Exactly. Well, I love to.

So, a counselor says to where he's like, you're off the case. And she's like, fine, fine, but you know what? I'm going to narrate that fucking action sequence first. And then I'm off the case. Right. It's as though the script forgot the order of the script. Just like, ah, shit, this scene would have been better in after you're done. Yeah.

Whoops, damn it. So yeah, so we cut to the action sequence, was her narrating, the good guy sneak in in a giant laundry cart. I'm thinking to myself, if I'm a bad guy, if I am ever running a bad guy thing, I'm just gonna use small laundry carts, right? That saves you a ton of trouble.

Huge. They 100% did this for the visual of the Mexican guy doing the housekeeping disguise. Yeah, exactly. 100%. And then we get what is I'm gonna say my favorite, but also one of the weirdest parts of the movie, which is where Romeo has kidnapped a random janitor

and is making him workshop taglines with him. Another replay of the King Party I went to once. It's weird that that has happened twice. You went to a tagline King Party? Oh, Heath. It's your dream. Yeah, right Yeah, you've been trading for this your whole fucking life. This is a word play slash. Oh party. You're the mr Hands of a word play kink party I don't know what mr. Handsmeans, but yeah, probably that sound I mean I'm assuming that's okay

Yeah, he doesn't know what mr. Hans means, but yeah, probably that sounds, I mean, I'm assuming that's okay. Yeah, he doesn't know what Mr. Hans means. I mean, liar. My hands are bigger than yours. So, and yeah, no, so they're all like zeroing in on Judd Nelson, right? Who they think is the main bad guy at this point. And luckily for them, he's been in this panic room the entire time, the entire movie, but he steps out right before the action sequence to give everybody another bad guy pep talk. Hello everyone, I've just been informed

I'm not the final bad guy of the movie, so I'm gonna make it easier for the brothers to kill me. Yeah, right. Right. I mean, you know, gangsters are known for their skill at motivational speeches. Yeah, right, exactly, exactly. And his has a lot of ass fucking in it, right?

Of course. I mean, don't yours. Yeah, well, I've been, I want people motivated, don't I? So, and then the brothers have decided that they're away in on this, is that they're going to take, they're going to get to the roof of the building and then climb down with a, like a window washing scaffold. With rope. Well, and then yeah,

fucking roll. And then yeah, because the thing breaks, they have to rope hell. It is remember? Yeah, that's that entire scene exists for a bad callback. Is it? Oh, okay. I had no idea why the hell we did all this. Fucking rope and they held it.

Yeah, yes, because Troy Duffy was like, had a whiteboard, a sad, sad whiteboard behind him that had the title, things people liked about my first movie. And at the center of it was rope jokes question mark. And then very small next to it was written note to self, more cocaine. All right. And so we get to the actual action sequence part. This is one of the ones that Eunice is going to walk through with us in slow motion, and everything.

She's dressed as a cowboy at this point, which is super hot. Yeah. If I ever go to a mass murder scene, I'm definitely taking two outfits. Fuck yeah. Oh, yeah. And what's great is they've got her doing some gun spinning, but what's fun about gun spinning is it's really awesome for two seconds and it's super boring and dumb for three. So they use seven seconds of guns.

Okay, all right. I'm just going to point out like this is the most entertaining. We have a sexy woman spinning guns. Well, not really, but it's like somebody spinning guns with the sexy woman is superimposed on that like this is the high point of the film. They could go on with this for another 17 minutes and I would have been happy. Also, one other thing on that giant vision board, right, Duffy's was there was a firefight because everybody fucking loved that. Yeah. So he tried to rewrite it here. Yeah. So she says there was a good old fashioned shoot them up through her portable revert machine. Oh, God, I didn't even know what they were going for, but yeah, okay, now that line kind of makes sense. Wow.

I mean, makes sense in context. Right. Right. Right. By the internal logic of Troy Duffy's cocaine. Yeah. Yeah. So my only note on this scene is gun gunning with guns.

Yeah. My note was, I'm just picturing the writer in his house making gun noises while some terrified intern types of cute, pecute. And we see them do their repelling thing here. As she's telling the story and they smash in through the glass of, you know, the floor a few below where they started and that's where all the bad guys of Judd Nelson. You can't just break the glass wall on the exterior of a building like that, can you? You can't just like, if you get in, if you're the good guy, you, I mean, if you shoot a bullet

through it first, yeah, I just wanted them to slam into the glass and just be like, Oh, all right. All right. Just once I want a good guy to like go to slam through and then just, it just slowly. He's way down 30 stories. Bugs funny. Yeah. So yeah, but they kill everybody.

They they kill Judd Nelson. Like again, we've spent the entire movie setting him up as a character. He just gets shot. Oh, no, they do the stupid fucking prayer execution thing with him, don't they? Of course. Yeah. And then this is, he's on his way into the panic room and one of the henchmen like shoulder checks them out of the way.

Yeah. Yeah. I wanted him to just like jump in with the rest of the poem before he got shot. He's just like, yeah, Patrick Philly, Spirit of the Zone. Just fucking shoot me. Come on. I was the first one to spin. We hurry it up.

It's undoing their magic. Spellium is the top of your ruin. Our whole thing. I know. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. I got it.

Finish your poem. Go ahead. Oh, to the my lord. I'm sorry. Oh, you wrote it. So and then of course, we get to hear the workshops tagline that Romeo has, which is some ding dong motherfucker. I personally preferred what bass fajita. Yeah, I'm awarded the what bass fajita.

That was way better. Yeah, but that wasn't really his line. They gave him a do over and he came with ding dong motherfucker. Yeah, which the brothers are very impressed with. Yeah. Yeah. Which means that Troy Duffy wrote two takes for himself at a catchphrase and then wrote characters being like, you're a good writer, Troy Duffy.

You should reward yourself with some more cocaine. He also wrote a scene of him coming up with that, but with a character workshop. Yeah. Troy Duffy had a guy in a closet duct tape to it. For it's her dolling. All right. But just as Eunice is finished defowing her way through this crime scene, the panic room opens up and that sidekick guy that's checked him out of the way jumps out and grabs her and brings her in.

This is a a fain at a plot point. Yeah. Yeah. They just like that speech you just gave that fucking exactly what happened. Real life. I don't know. Are you wearing a cowgirl outfit? Change into that? For the speech. Aren't you suspended? None of this makes sense. Whatever. You nailed it.

You nailed the movie. Right. Right. Yeah. Yeah. He just explains to her that, okay. Yeah. So you guys are probably, I mean, it's we're in the act three. You're going to need to know who the main bad guy is. He's the old man. That's the real main bad guy. Now that you've killed Judd Nelson, that does. He's the old man all along. Does he have a really cool bad ass nickname? He does. He does.

Thank you for asking. He's the... Roman. Really, that's what you got. You got just a basic vague, like what nation area you were going. Old man was fine. Oh man. Really, that's what you got. You got just a basic vague, like what nation area you were. Old man was fine.

I don't know. I don't know. You didn't actually help by call. The old man is cooler actually as a nickname if anything. She goes, what do you think it means? Maybe he's from Rome. I don't know.

Yeah, that's what we got. He's elderly, I would think. Perhaps an older gentleman. So, okay. So she knows that now we have to check in on the brothers. Stooged cop number two is walking into the bar. Greenly. Greenly, he comes in balls first screaming, saccomatic in case we forgot what his catchphrase

was. Okay, but I wonder if he works out that one too. Okay, but we're about he workshop that one too. Okay, but we're about to find out that Ponsa, the short guy killer, actually captured Greenlee and has this is a diversion. So that means, is that? Yeah, that means Ponsa captured Greenlee and was like, you need to do your sacramatic joke as a diversion at the beginning. And then I'm going to be able to attack them easier. And that's what happens. Yeah. I have so many questions about the moments before this scene, not this scene, right? Because this scene is he shoots a good guy cop number two, the only person I could possibly

care about less than Rocco from the first two. Right. They might as well shoot the fucking pizza guy who delivers their food and expect us to have an emotional moment about it. They shoot them, then they all get in a gun fight, which is unrelated to the misdirection. Right. I feel like I want to see the conversation that took Blake outside where he was like negotiating to have something better to say with the hitman. He was like, well, you're obviously going to shoot me as soon as I go and just don't make me say sacromatic. Let me say something like, I love my wife and

kids. I mean, it doesn't matter. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah. Yeah. Or have him go in the back and say, Zach, about it. Great. Fucking. Maybe you want to tape me up and write like Aaron go bra on my ass. Yeah. Exactly. Come on. Here that works perfectly. Think this through. What about Italy forever? Right. But yeah. But so Ponsa, that's the, um, the short, pre-skiller guy. He comes in the fire a few guns, but then Billy Connelly shows up to like shoot him even better. And they have the weirdest goddamn scene I think I've ever seen in my life. What the fuck is this Russian roulette thing? What's supposed

to be happening here? Okay. Great question. The answer is cocaine, Troy Duffy, but yeah, what's what here's what we're watching Billy Connelly shows up. They have this gun fight whatever. And then he's like, okay, time out, time out, please. Thank you. I've brought a matching pair of specifically dedicated Russian roulette revolvers that I know. Yeah. And we're going to that game now. We're going to have a Russian roulette offvers that I know. Yeah. And we're gonna that game now. We're gonna have a Russian roulette off. Yeah. And even the characters in the movie, like the two brothers are like, Dad, are you? You're doing Russian roulette for no reason again, because I know like you have those revolvers, but like each time you do this, it never makes sense.

What are you doing? But apparently ponds us just in. I'm like, why wouldn't you just keep pulling the trigger? You can probably pull the trigger six times quicker than he can. Yes. But no Pons is just in. I'm like, why wouldn't you just keep pulling the trigger? You can probably pull the trigger six times quicker than he can. Yes. But no, he is in on taking turns firing while they stare ominously at each other in between. Yeah. And that's all that happens. It's not like he asks some questions and he's like, I'm going to turn the, I'm going to fire again if you don't answer.

Nope. They just take turns and it turns out the Billy Connelly's bullet was sooner by the internal logic of the movie. I'm wondering if he is like frozen by the fact that Billy Connelly is taller than he is. All right. Take off your gloves. Hand to hand. I want to say that. I have to do it.

The tall guy says, but the whole time they're doing this and Billy Connelly is asking for information and guns keep clicking and the brothers are like, it just seems like the information is not going to come and then you're going to, bam, he kills him and they're like, yep, so we got nothing. And he's dead. Now he's dead. What do we do now? Now, I should point out that right before they fire and kill them, the brothers get on their

knees and start praying. So God did it. Yeah. Of course. God is one of the killers in this movie, right? Yeah. But yeah. So a big fucking stupid Russian rule at a side, they didn't get any information.

They just eventually shot this character in the face. We spit. He's dead now. We've spent the whole goddamn movie setting this character up to do something. He's just shot in a fucking face now. We're done with him. He's done. He's done. Remember when we had a mystery to find out who this character was?

Yeah. Never fucking mattered. Jesus stupid ass fucking Christ. So everything we've said so far, that was the cold open the movie starting now. Yeah, here we go. Oh, we got to watch green lead die. We have to have the emotional moment where it's like, I don't think I'm going to make it. I'm like, you were shot in the back with a shotgun. Of course, you're who the fuck thought you were going to make it. Yeah, I feel like we were supposed to be sad here. And I, I don't know.

What Troy Duffy thought an audience would experience while watching this movie is baffling to me. Baffling. Like, if you ever watched like a kabuki performance where everyone speaks the language and everyone laughs at the same time except for you, that's how I feel watching Troy. language and everyone laughs at the same time except for you. That's how I feel watching you. Oh, y'all know that Italian duke. Okay. Okay. All right. So, okay. So now the brothers are sadly sitting in a bar wondering what the hell this movie is even about anymore. And then they have a spiritual flash sideways to the dead guy from the first movie. Rocco. Yes. Yeah. And a cat walks across the bar.

The cat. And I was skipping. Skippy. Skippy. The cat that Rocco shot by accident. It's actually pretty clever. The cat went to heaven at least. That's yeah, right.

No, I like that part. But he's there to basically say, hey, man, don't let Greenlead, Diane bum you out. We are most of the way through act three. We do not have time for that shit. How about I give you some every man wisdom about how the world's too woke these days and people need to get over it. Heath, buddy. Yeah.

Did you miss your life philosophy on this speech from the sky? We like buildings and hockey and yes, this I think it got so Specifically about he thought was like oh man The measure twice you cut one You drink and you smoke that's men and use racial slurs definitely lots of racial slurs great And I feel like you've added one more element here that I didn't want to. Well, I mean, but yes, that is what they say. It's literally it's a toxic masculinity montage, right?

As delivered by the least likable character who wasn't a space Nazi in the last 20 years. I can't. This is like the waiter puts down your sizzling fajitas at Ruby Tuesdays. He's like, let me tell you a little something about life. So, and then Billy Connelly steps in. He's like, okay, you guys over that other character's death and they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, he's like, okay, let me explain what the fucking plot even is now. You weren't here for my earlier flashback, but I'm gonna cut you in on it. Let me explain my tragic backstory, boys.

My father was married it in front of me. And then I just kept killing people. Um, which now that I sort of say it out loud doesn't make me a sympathetic character at all. It just sort of makes me a overachieving murderer, I guess. At some point, he's like, I feel like this is all my fault. Like, yeah, yeah, actually it 100% was a false literally all about that Russian nothing was so stupid. We were telling you literally at the time, you're not going to get any information. And then it's just one of our person you killed. You get how that's done.

And there's this amazing moment here too, because especially for a person like me that just barely remembers the first movie because this flashback is where we see him making his superhero multi gun vest, which I didn't remember from the first movie. I'm like, wow, they're really digging in on how he got into clothes making. I don't know. Is he gonna have a super clothes making ability? He's later. Is this a superhero?

He's got an all. He's using all in a backstory. You don't see that a lot. Of all of the superhero montages, we get one of the best. Yeah, I have what would be described by many as a dad bod. And that's why I don't write skin tight leather on a regular basis because by the end of it, we see Billy Connolly in his weird sort of pseudo gimp suit full of guns. It's not a great look.

Also, I just wanted a flash cut forward where they're like, do you know what extended magazines are? And it's just like weeping in the corner. I wore a vest for 40 years. So yeah, and we even get the flash of him like actually using the vest for the first time and they cannot help but show you what a terrible fucking way it is. It's like, wow, yeah, you can't get at him if you get the trigger first. You're blowing your own fucking chin up with that.

What? Listen, dumb. I also love that we get the origin story of gun guy here. That had to have been gun guy's dad with a paper bag full of guns, right? Yeah. That's right. Yeah. Fucking American dream. You starting a paper bag and of guns, right? Yeah, that's right. All right. Yeah. Fucking American dream.

You starting a paper bag and end up in a big, concrete basement. Yeah, but it turned out that back then when he was murdering every gangster he could find, it turned out his partner in that was actually just trying to clear the streets of competition so he could become the old man. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Well, he's probably the middle-aged man.

I mean, I'm the middle-aged man. Yeah, right. Man. I've leveled up since then. So I love that there's a moment where he's like, I can't stop. Like, no, you actually can. It's like super easy to not kill people.

Yep. Turns out, you can just not do that. Yeah, exactly. So yeah, so then we cut to the modern day where it's like, and now all of this show play out after all these years or whatever. Is this the Tomatoes Code moment? Yeah, the Rome, this is when we're in the modern day and the Roman old man calls somebody and he asks for

tomatoes, which, which means, kill him Italianly. I, yeah, I am out of tomatoes as the camera very conspicuously as focusing only on the tomatoes. Right. As if to say, get it. This not, it's not really talking about tomato. That's what's so amazing is again, we're watching Troy Duffy right for Troy Duffy's audience. He might as well again, be in the front

popped up like a Mortal Kombat extra being like, don't worry guys, he's not actually out of tomatoes. It's cold on the band guys. Why is he lying to that fella? So let's get an eight ball. Me, you me in the person watching the movies. So then we get cops rushing in to tell agent, cut face or whatever that Udice has gone rogue. She's gonna solve that crime after all. And she's not supposed to do that because they're at leagues with the old man.

Anyway, yeah. Again, I feel like this scene would have worked better before he came in and relieved her of duty and accused her of being broke. And on the path. So yeah, but all the good guys are all arming up. She's brought information with her. She's like, I'm gonna, I'm not actually in the action part

because we're still a little behind the times in terms of that, but, you know, I did help. She has this insane moment before she leaves. She's like, to me a favor, boys. And I've never asked this before. Kill the bad guy. And they're like, yeah, that's our whole. That's our whole thing. What did you think we were doing here? We were gonna, we should be good. Oh, we were just gonna go visit him and then come back. Which way would we have all these guns and shit? Try a duck that couldn't think of a good line for me to like, yeah, right, right exactly.

Yeah, I want some cocaine. Toastito scoops are delicious. So okay, but then everybody prays up, tops off their potions and gets ready for the big showdown. Right? So they go to this creepy greenhouse that we flashed to here and there when we're halfway, but not quite introducing the old man.

Right. And he's eating tomatoes, like a whole tomato, dipping it in salt, like an apple, and eating it, like it was like a power move and like fucking kind of sexual. That sounds really good. Yeah. Okay. So I have like a page and a half of notes about who is this for, but thank you, Heath.

It's for Heath. Okay. It wasn't you didn't find that like beautifully sex this. It was for Heath and I found eating a drippy tomato like an apple. That's not for you. Okay. I guess that's for nobody but me right now. It's for you and Kelly.

That's the that's the fetish party I'm planning. And Peter Fonda is not easy to get a hold of. So yeah, I know, I know. I know. That's fine. He's pretty easy. He's in this movie. Yeah. Right. And he, because bad

accent work is as much a part of this series as guns apparently, he's there to make the southern accent seem okay and Billy Connelly's Irish accent to seem okay, because he's going to go for Italian selectively. Okay, but here's the thing. Like it would be hard to find an actor with a more distinctive and singular voice to try to ask to do a different voice than Peter. Al Pacino, they could have been like, Al Pacino, can you do a stereotypical Jewish voice? But other than that, this is the weirdest choice that they could have asked Peter Fonda to do. At some point, we get a slow motion rosary drop again. Yeah. Now, I kind of want Markey Mark to be this guy doing the I or the old. Yeah, exactly.

But it would have been every bit is good. So yeah, so we have this long loaded fucking moment while Billy Connelly sits next to Peter Fonda and they all and they're both still going like, you know, the two of us, man, you could really do something with the two of us in a scene. You're not, we're not, we're not gonna though. It's so silly. He's covered in leather, so he's super squeaky and he keeps taking off his badass sunglasses and then putting them back on against the shots so that he can take them off literally every time he's speaking.

Peter Fonda starts the frog in the scorpion story and then messes it up. He's like, you see, we are like the frog in the scorpion. We are opposites. Sorry. I feel like so much of this movie was written with the idea and mind that you can say anything with an Irish or an Italian accent and it'll be fine. Yep. And it was also written with the idea that they were going to find people who could do Italian

and Irish accents. We can't always have what we're going for, I guess. And look, at this point, the movie at least pretends it wants to be about why did he sell out his best friends and to the mob and put me away in jail and threaten my children's life. And he's like, you could never understand. Never mind. It was for mob power.

I wanted to be a little bit more powerful in the mob. That's why it's true. I tried Duffy watched an in-night Shyamalan movie and was like, yeah, I can totally do that. Can we just surrogate back? How is that like the frog in the squirp? Do you know what that story is? They're saying it in accents. He if it's fine.

Yeah. The frog he gets his peanut butter in the squirp. I don't think there's peanut butter in that green. You have to bring the scorpion back over on the, on the boat. Sorry, am I in the green? Bag rights. I'm the bag.

Who's the peanut butter? And so finally we get to the point where basically like both of the actors are like, I've just out of shit. You want to do the shitty, shitty bang, bang part? No, yeah, shitty, shitty, bang, bang. And that's what we do. Just people standing still and firing guns at other people because that's all they've got.

There was a conflict of bullet shooting. The best has six guns now. Which I feel like even more impractical. Yep. And I like that Peter Fonda is just sitting there viscerally reacting to how dumb this movie is. Yes. Yes.

Just like, well, this doesn't make any fucking. They just jumped all the way to the roof and they're fine because they landed in a fountain. What the fuck is even going on here at some point of fan randomly false to the ground? I want this book, this gun vest to evolve in like part three and I'm really rooting for a part three. I know it's, it's been written and rejected like a hundred times. In part three, I want the vest to become just like giant leather gimp suit that holds so many different things all over the side like that.

They should give it a person. Like it should be like doctor, strangers, caper, something, you know, it should have its own personality at a certain point. That'd be pretty cool. Can we set up a party based on this? So, yeah, so everybody just shoots at everybody. Fucking Romeo comes in and I'm like, oh, yeah, I forgot about that character. Yeah, he should be here too, I guess.

He's there. He exists. Right. Peter Fonda looks around like this is not really all that impressive for this to be the end of the sometime before they said action. Peter Fonda was like, this is the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life. And they're like, cool, hold that energy. And we're rolling. So Billy kindly gets shot because he's damned if he's coming back for a third one. And he's like, hey, hey, quick, before I die, drag me back in there to Peter Fonda, I thought of something clever to say

before I die. Quick, quick. So they do. And he's like, I'll see you in a minute. And then he shoots him dad to get it. And if we thought it was bad, the Troy Duffy took 10 years to make this movie, he had 25 years to think up that speech. See in a minute. I thought about it some more and the scorpion thing doesn't make. Yeah. So he dies. We see that he was carrying. He was carrying a baby picture of them in his hat like you do.

Very sad. We didn't have any doubts that he cared about his sons like that reveal is meant for like all he cared all along. That was established in the first movie though yeah. And then okay and so now by now all the FBI agents have shown up at this house for reasons that are never sufficiently explained, but they're there to kill the brothers. So the brothers come out with their guns and set them down and surrender. Kind of a weird way to add your action movie, right? Like they set up this big shootout and then they're just like, no, I'm not going to. There was a peaceful surrender. So, okay.

So they're done, apparently. Meanwhile, Eunice is escaping to a non-extradition country. You're thinking to yourself, this is over. Well, no, sir, there is a part three to set up as well. Sure is. And the priest, can I just say, way, way to accomplish that hiding people in non-extra dutch and go. She even turns to him at one point. She's like, how do you have all this in place, father? And he's like, I mean, come on, it's kid fucking. We have 100% done

this before. We don't have laws. Do you guys have laws? That's not. He even says that it's so scary and sad if you don't assume that they only ever do good with this power. He's like, oh yeah, a lot of countries, they don't even make us follow the law. And then some countries don't really even have laws. Yeah, no, we got this. We got this. We got this. We got this.

Seriously, Landi Mer is nothing. You could fuck a kid right now and you're with us. You're still fine. So like, did you want to, uh, no, we're going to go straight. You post, you post, oh, cause you were scared of me. Okay, I get it. I get it. And so she's like, she's like, I don't know. I don't understand this whole helpful priest bullshit. Don't you guys rape kids? And he's like, yeah, you need some convincing. It's okay. Willem DeFoe agreed to be in this scene if he was allowed to keep

fishing the whole time. Well, him DeFoe was on vacation down here anyways, and we followed him with a camera crew and the cops didn't come on time. He's wearing his outfit from Aquaman. Yeah. Can I just give credit where credit is due? Willem DeFoe has four lines in the scene and he attempts to actively walk back the weird, harmful, gay stereotype performance. He did in the first movie, lying to Lent Ray, he starts

and he's like, hello, Hane, good to finally see you. I'm glad that we know each other. I always played this character this way. I have a really good slap shot. Wow, you went you did a whole, whole arc. Yeah, and so we learned that he faked his death and I'm like, he didn't even die in the first fucking movie. You just did that to explain why he was, there was no need for this. I only pretended to kick Troy Duffy and the bolts

when he came to see me. He's like, yeah, and just as I'm writing, Jesus fucking Christ isn't it a little too late to add extra plot bullshit? They revealed that they were absolutely certain there was going to be a third one when this came out. There will be. I don't think they're. I'm saying 2029.

You're ready everyone. 2029. They're on. They're still on good pace. He's writing his metaphors, man. Yeah, exactly. There's only so many slurs. He had to come up with some new material.

Yeah, but in a, that unison will him to foe, start plotting how they're gonna break the boys out of prison. But that is another sequel. Yeah, to be clear, the moral of the, but that is another sequel. Yeah, to be clear, the moral of the story is that the Vatican is the biggest corporation in the world, and they're backing a vigilante murder gang as the good guys.

That's the end of the movie. Yeah, that's the fantasy this movie. Yes, right. And they're overstating how good the Catholic Church is. Yeah, it's pretty, pretty fucked up. Yeah, so before we close out anything that any of you would like to apologize to the universe for.

Anybody? Nothing. Fans of the original. Sorry for Kelly's tattoo. All right. All right, well, Kelly, thank you so much for joining us today. It was really fun to have you on.

I want to point out that it was mostly really Eli and Heath that made fun of you and not me. And yeah, I appreciate that. Also, so if you don't mind, could you remind our listeners where they can go and I hear more from you? Yes, in the time that we were recording, I have registered poopsplaining.com. Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead. Go ahead.% not gonna do that. I'm a podcast called Queer's Plating and you can find it wherever you listen to podcasts. Or just check the show notes. We're gonna have it linked there as well.

Kelly, thank you so much. My pleasure. And while that does it for our review of Boom Doc Saints 2 All Saints, stay that's not gonna do it for the episode just yet because we still need to ensure the audience that we haven't come to our senses. So Eli, tell us what's on deck. We'll be watching the Christian documentary about aliens unidentified. Oh, amazing.

Honestly, Eli had written unidentified to the notes and I thought maybe he just wasn't sure what the fuck this movie was. Yeah, it's called unidentified. Chris Gianno brothers, I believe. Oh, really. One of the maybe one of them top one, at least a Chris Gianno involved, I believe. Oh, really? One of the maybe one of them top, at least a Christiano in all the world.

Okay, well now I'm genuinely looking forward to it. So with that, we're gonna bring Episode 309 to a merciful close. Once again, a huge thanks to Cali right for hanging out with us today. And perhaps even a huge thanks to all the Patreon donors to help make the show go. If you'd like to contact yourself among their rights,

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