God Awful Movies - 394: Root Cause

Episode Date: March 7, 2023

This week, Michael Marshall joins us for a skeptical review of Root Cause, a documentary that claims virtually all medical maladies arise from root canals. And then gets taken off Netflix super-duper quick because that's nonsense. --- Check out more from Marsh on Be Reasonable and Skeptics with a K --- If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawful Check out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus. Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/?fref=ts All our other music was written and performed by Morgan Clarke. To hear more from him, check him out here: https://www.morganclarkemusic.com/

He's like, well, you know, I know all about teeth problems. So when my patients come in and I tell them, you know, you have insomnia, you have trouble with your memory, you have trouble dealing with stress. They're like, wow, somebody who finally gets it. I'm like, that's a fucking horoscope. Yeah. Who sits down? Their doctor goes, I'm gonna guess before you tell me and they go, this is a fucking doctor.

This is good. Never trust a doctor who eyeballs it when you walk in the room. You want to give them something. Let me redog this one. You are... Have a broken leg. God awful. Movie.

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Marsh. Welcome back, sir. Oh, it's a pleasure to be back. And to be honest, right now, I think I take pretty much any crustacean. I think you give me a crustacean's life. I think I take that right now, looking at the world and the way that my country being run. Yeah, I reckon like a crab will be fine. I take a prawn. A mollusk. Sure. Oh, yeah. Okay. All right. It's prawns. Well, they got to worry about it. They just, they us, you know, they hang around. They bob around in water. I can do that. Have you ever seen a shrimp have an anxiety attack? No. All right. So tell us, Marsh, what will we be breaking down today? So we watched Root Cause. It is the no longer on Netflix documentary about how heart disease and MS and cancer and

literally every other human illness is all caused by a routine dental procedure. This movie is basically an inconvenient tooth. Oh fantastic. And Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, if you loved pandemic, Vax and Vax too, but you hate how it took multiple sentences to disprove the movie's thesis, you will love this movie. Now I begin my search for a film that disproves itself in the opening logos. That's it everybody. All right, so does anything you guys want to

nominate? Does one for being the best at being the worst at. Oh, yeah, absolutely. I've got to say best worst doctor. And I'm saying doctor in scare courts here, because pretty much everyone we hear from in this movie are called doctors, the chirons say doctors. But for more so, it's like, yeah, they bought their doctorate from an online university or they're a doctor of osteopathy or they've got a PhD in naturopathy or they've changed their first name by deed poll to just the letters D R. Or it's like they've had themselves

legally declared a street address and the DR stands for drive, but they just don't tell you that's like everyone is trying everything they can do to pretend to be a doctor. I spent so much time looking at like one of those letters at the end to me. Oh, yeah, absolutely. Well, see, this is why I love a Marship episode is because one, he gets the notes before me and two, whenever I have the impulse to research something, I just look up at Mars' notes and he's already done it for me. Yeah, one of those.

I was going to Google that. All right. So I'm going to go with best worst narrator evacuations. Oh. All right. So over the course of this movie, we are going to go with best worst narrator evacuations. Oh, all right. So over the course of this movie, we are going to watch the film's narrator shit once, his twice, maybe three times, his multiple times, and vomit. I don't even know how many times as though us watching him do that shit was his kink.

Right. And it's like, like he sneaks a me shitting scene into a montage of him listening to podcasts. Yeah. Yeah. He could be doing anything with that podcast and he's chosen to be on the toilet at that point. Yeah. Absolutely. Yes. And I'm going to go with best worst analogies. Look, I love you. He's done a lot of so calledcalled experts over the years spout a lot of bullshit. But one of the experts in this movie is so bad at communicating incredibly simple ideas that she may be a plant by Mars. I am not exposed to the idea that she's Martian a mask.

She's incredible. She's a fucking delight. All right, well, tell you what, this one's going to be particularly triggering for me. So I'm going to need a minute to get ready, but we's Martian a mask. She's incredible. She's a fucking delight. All right, well, tell you what, this one's gonna be particularly triggering for me. So I'm gonna need a minute to get ready, but we're back in a flash with all the tooth untruth that is. Root cause. Pfft.

All right, everybody, I think we're ready for the final planning meeting for our big documentary Root Cause. Yay! Yay! All right. Now first up, we have our panel of experts. We've got some doctors.

We've got some air quote doctors. And we got some people who are not legally allowed to be called doctors. So I was thinking, uh, doc Thumbs, uh, docos, uh, medicinal advises. Ooh, that's, that's promising. You know, we'll figure it out in post. Then of course, we've got our evidence. Let's see, we've got audio tapes of a guy who lost his medical license.

I can talk about a lab that got closed down. Oh, I love it. I love it. Let's refer to them big time. Oh, I found the corner of a heart-healthy advice column. That kind of sort of sounds like root canals are bad out of context. You had me at I found. That's fantastic. Any questions?

Yeah, real quick. Sure. Uh-huh. Um, why is this legal? I'm sorry. What do you mean? I just think we're giving out demonstrably false medical information and there's just no possible reason for anyone having the freedom of speech to say what we're saying, right? Like there's no

Well, what if we had like a really important conspiracy to repollum? Right. I think that would be done by reporters. This shit is on the same app as love island returns. I like love Island Returns. Right, but it's entertainment. This is an entertainment. Like, who does this benefit? Like us? Yeah.

Too lying about medicine is like a $7 billion industry. Oh, so much more than that probably, yeah. Yeah, probably. Oh, okay. Let's make a movie. Oh, did Joseph McCola ever confirm that he's gonna be in the film? Oh, probably. Oh, okay. Let's make a movie. Oh, did Joseph McCola ever confirm that he's gonna be in the film? Yes, yes, we did.

He said, only if we make him look as bald as possible. Nice, we could do that. And we're back for the breakdown. We're gonna open up on the most horrifying talking head I have ever seen. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Okay. So maybe this is my bias show, but I am not going to take any medical advice from a dude

who looks like that. I'm sorry. Oh god. No, yeah. He, this would be like introducing your weight loss program with me. Like, time for one. Well, that, it's a full-sized door. You know, don't worry about it.

Get ready to get in the way with the mouth. Yeah. This, this guy is not great. I know we don't normally make fun of people's appearances anymore. We've all grown up, we've all matured, but I do appreciate that somehow somehow this guy's nose is refusing to make eye contact with us. I didn't know that was a thing that noses could do, but his his is managed. Oh, and it's less like it's less like a guy had liver spots and more like liver spots had a guy. It's it's like the black night from Monty Python meets the guy who opened the arc of the covenant, right?

The ghost mouth in his face and he was like, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm actually ready to do a documentary right now. It's not fine. I am. Yeah. But he's he's going to tell us about dead organs and he seems an expert in that given he looks like he's entirely composed of dead organs.

Some other people of dead organs have come together to form like a Voltron that is this guy. He looks like an exotic cheese that you'd rather not try. Right, this is huge in Slovenia. And you're like, eh, you just got a cheddar. I want a cheddar. So, and this is where my, you know, we're seconds into movie.

This is where my first bit of research kicked in. I thought the name, his name is David Minkov. I thought that name rings a bell. I googled it. He's the guy who was implicated in the death of Lisa McPherson, who was a person in Scientology who was sedated and starved to death. And he was the guy who prescribed her sedatives over the phone. Oh my God.

Yeah, he give a settlement to her family of like $100,000 to settle it out of court. So yeah, this is the charming guy that we open with as our lead expert. Wow. Like literally everybody in this movie to the second you Google and Google's like, oh, wait, are you going to let this motherfucker? I typed in, I forget which one it is. I'll say it when I get to it. I typed in the first three letters of someone's name and it was like fraud, fraud, fraud. Yeah, yeah.

It's a kept on a completing quack. It was almost my best worst. My best worst was almost best worst second mention on Google because anyone's name you put them in. You get their website and then you get someone going, oh, this guy's at all fraud. I said the second mention almost every time. This is a blog by his dad saying that he wish he could go back and time and kill himself. Wow. So yeah, but so this guy, sorry, what was his name? David Minkoff. David Minkoff, I am dominant as a zombie doc in my notes.

Zombie doc tells us that in a root canal, they leave dead organs in your body and that's why they're evil. And that's just our introduction. So now we're going to meet our narrator. He goes, this is the day my whole life went to shit. And I was like, that was probably unintentionally apropos at the premiere, wasn't it? He's saying that, but he's also doing it overfooted. He's Australian. He's doing it overfooted of the schoolies week, which is the week where like high school kids go to the beach. And because he's talking, like he's showing footage of like high school Aussie girls in bikinis while he's talking about the

day his life when he's shit, he could not come off more like a pedophile who got caught. That is the wise that we're getting from this. Hey, Australia, pull up a seat. First of all, big fan loved being there. Why do you have pedophile spring, spring? I'll spray and spray. Hahaha. We're getting cheesecake shots of children that are at most 18 years old and I'm like, oh, if my notes are just like, please stop showing me the asses of children because they're also a lot of them definitely not 18.

Yeah. There's a bunch of kids getting off fucking wheelies for these slow motion shots and I'm like, hey, I'm probably already on a bunch of watch lists. This is the one I've managed to stay on. Yes. I think his only logic is this was meant, this scene was meant to be set in 1994. So I can only assume the logic is, well, that legal now. I like that.

That's a lot of work. Yeah. I wrote my notes 90 seconds more of this than I think it counts as porn. But yeah. But so the narrator is talking about like he was, it was schooly week and he was wandering around and then this is what he got into a fight. Now I would love to see a side by side of what really happened and the way it's presented in this movie right?

Because in the movie, him and his buddy are walking by in a guy espion, mean to his girlfriend and talking bad to her and he says, hold on, that damn are walking by in a guy as being mean to his girlfriend and talking bad to her. And he says, hold on, that damsel is in distress in the guy punches like sucker punches him. I would love that because like what we know is that he was hanging out watching a bunch of fucking 16 year olds and bikinis, right? That's what we know of the man while not being 16. I can't emphasize. No, I think he was meant to be 16, wasn't he?

I think I think this is made clear in the film. Oh, okay, yeah, because right. I think his schoolies week is just that the actor they've hired to play him throughout this film is the same guy they use for 1994 him. So he clearly, and he's like mid-20s or early 30s or something. And it's fine, he can play young, he can play young. But I think it's meant to be like his schoolies week was the day that he got punched in the fist and his whole life changed.

That's much better because what I, the movie we watched, I don't know if you noticed, was a guy walking up to a 14 year old girl and I don't know her fucking dad and being like, oh, I might hands off the match in Dauis. Yeah, and then he gets punched and it's a shame he gets punched in the first because it calls him to spit out that mouthful of blood He's been saving for later So yeah, so he went to the dynasty learning needed a root canal He goes like here comes those seven little words and I'm like I have no idea what you're about to say man Don't do that. Yeah, the seven little words were you're going to need a root canal

Which I feel that you could have just said it with three words and say a root canal, something like that. But I trust this movie so little that when it said the seven words, you're going to need root canal, I count the number of words in the sentence. I was like, no, they can't be right. These people think teeth medicine is poison. There's no way they can count to seven actually all the time. Yeah. So that we get an extreme close up of a root canal, Lucky

Os. Yeah. He does tell us to brace yourself and then he gives us like three tenths of a second racing time. I don't know what racing I'm meant to do in that time. Right. I mean, to be fair, and look, I'm not, I'm not a fan of dental footage by any means, but like, I don't think any close up of my tooth, no matter how pristine was going to be dope and cool. Right. Yes. I wasn't psyched to see someone's tooth that close, no matter what. Right. And then we get the title says root cause, but like the C has a drill coming out of the top of it and it's drilling into the A, which I just, I'm sorry, this is such a small

note, but that's so graphically stupid. The T in root should have the drill and it should be drilling down into the S to make a fucking dollar sign you idiot. You missed your calling though. So well, they've certainly missed them. Yeah. Guys, when we become bad guys, our graphic design is going to be top notch. I'm telling this. So okay. So he gets this root canal. We cut to 10 years later. He's on holiday in Thailand and we all wrote in our notes, oh, he's having a hard attack. It's going to turn out to be a panic attack that he's really milking. Yes.

100%. Yeah. And just a mere 10 years after his root canal. Yes. Yeah. Panic attack, a decade after routine dental work. And it's the dental works fault. A decade later is a dental works fault. A decade later, it's a dental works fault.

Yes. To be fair, he was sealed inside a hyperbolic chamber. He was in carbonite. I think this was for his over that. Which amount to carbon then, then he had a heart attack, yeah. So yeah, and by the way, we should put out this guy, this is a phrasier, the narrator guy. He's like a, whatever the step below a hem's worth is, right?

Because he kind of looks like him, but not in an attractive way. Yes. He's a cuffs worth, I guess. I don't know where you go with that. Exactly. But yes, so he tells us about his panic attack. And then he says, you know, I went to the doctors and the doctors couldn't figure out what was wrong with me.

They were clutching at straws. Like you had a panic attack. Like he said, all the the treat in my chronic illness, they were clutching at straws. Like, you had a panic attack. Like, you said, oh, the, the, the treat in my chronic illness, they were clutching at straws about my chronic illness. Like a panic attack isn't a chronic illness, right? That's not what that is. That's something else entirely. Yeah.

Well, also fuck this narrative that, well, you know, the doctors tried one thing and it didn't work and then they tried to try another thing. They don't even know what they're talking about, right? It's either all strikes are you lose it, bowling. Everyone knows that. Yeah. Also, he also, I think he didn't take the meds the doctor prescribed him because he doesn't be, he's like, they tried to prescribe me medicine, but I noticed that side effects are

scary. So, yes, I didn't take it. I refused to take my medicine and, and it didn't work. Yes, not taking my medicine didn't work. Is where we're going to open on? Yeah, is where we're going to open on. All right, so but then he digs into what he means by his life going to shit and look, I don't want to be little panic attacks.

I had a panic attack once. It's a terrifying situation, right? But like this dude actually, he had cancer of the soul. He's like, like, oh, I was dealing with chronic fatigue and headaches and backaches and sometimes there was traffic, you know, it just is. He's just explaining the human condition as though he's the only one who ever had to deal with it. Right. And I want to be clear in the past, I'm not going to name names, but it was me. May have said that chronic fatigue is not real.

And several listeners pointed out that it's a real medical condition. I 100% believe that. But at the same time, I also want to promise you this guy's chronic fatigue, not fucking real. Well, either or it was real and like everything everything he's tried, therefore didn't fix it because he had a chronic illness, and so you can't just fix that by doing the long list of stuff we'll find out that he tried. Like, I believe this guy may well have had a spell of chronic fatigue that eventually

he got over. Sure. But he just didn't get over it due to anything he does or recommends in this film. What we can promise he was a podcast is that none of the bullshit you're about to hear helps. Yeah, right, because this is when he launches into like evil universe skeptics creed. He starts telling us about all the shit that he tried and he tries to do it in rhyme but he's so bad that all of us have in our notes. Wait, is he going for raw? Yeah, like two thirds of it through his throat was this rhyming?

Ryan. Yes, yeah, like two thirds of it through a set of hang on was this rhyming? Anything that rhymes, you tend to notice it earlier if it's done really well or really, really badly, but he's at the sweet spot of like, it's shit, but it's not so shit that's like, oh, he's gone for a really shit rhyme. It's just like, I didn't even notice you were rhyming there. This is just terribly done. Yeah. Also, I got to say that everyone else on this podcast should check their privilege because this montage was just a series of things Eli has fallen choose clansions and tapping 9 11 true that I was like I'm gonna bring up my high school girlfriend didn't really like me that much But this is it because he's like he's talking about all the different things he tried and he's shitting on them

He's like, you know tapping is no good EFTs no, just cause expensive urine, spiritual healers and no good shakers all was cupping. And he's like, yeah, you're right. These are all bullshit. But his point in this is that they were all the wrong bullshit. Basically, we try, I tried all the wrong bullshit until I found the right bullshit. Well, and the unintentional admission here is you shouldn't listen to me about anything held related because I have literally fallen for every scam that exists.

Yeah, look, I've been trying to find out the answer to two plus two for 16 years. I've had a 347 incorrect results. I think I nailed it on this last one. Trust me, especially when this comes so soon after him saying the doctors were clutching at straws, which is why I decided to go off to a spiritual healer and a chakra and an all reader and a cup of. Right. We might as well literally see him clutch straws at some point in the end. And then he's like, and all of that stuff worked. Yes. Yeah.

Right. It's the end of the poem. And he's just like, and I'll be yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, waking up tired is how waking up works. Yeah, I wrote my notes. I was like, I think we just wake up tired. Sometimes I do. So all right. But like his starting symptoms were I was really tired and aching stuff when I woke up. He's still gone up again. He's saying, I tried all of this on proven stuff. And yet none of it seemed to do the trick. I was still in the same situation. It was shit. It didn't work. Right. Yeah. No, he goes way out of his way, not to like directly shit on all of that stuff, but also not to say that it worked for him. Yeah. There's just one last thing I have to add that in this montage, he tries to work in that he fell for pyramid schemes, as though that is also a part of natural medicine. No, I know you're doing a list of stupid stuff, but like, I said,

my mouth, like that's not one of my, it's literally, he's, he's right. And he's telling it himself because like, yeah, a lot of pyramid schemes are involved in natural medicine. Does because this is all bullshit. And they recognize they can get a lot of money out of people for it. Exactly. All right. So now we're going to meet Dr. Astrosk and master of analogy, Don Ewing.

Fun fact, when you start to Google her name, Google literally auto fills the word quack. I don't have a lot to say about dawn's physical appearance, but what I will say is that if anyone you knew started to talk the way dawn, you, you talked, you would assume they were having a stroke and begin a smile procedure. She's so I looked her up. she's a natural path and they don't just give away PhDs in, wait, what's that? Never mind. Yeah, yeah, she's got a doctor in naturopathy, a PhD in holistic nutrition, an a doctor in integrative medicine from capital university of integrative medicine, which is a non-acquedited style. So the really impressive bit there is that she bought three worthless qualifications and not just one. One of her, like her PhD was from Panam

University and it would have genuinely been worth more if that was the airline and not the university. Watch how good I am at giving out these peanuts. So, and she introduces, we're going to hear this statistic a number of time with slightly different numbers. She introduces the idea that 98% of women with breast cancer have had root canals on the same side of their body as the cancer is. Okay, this is just made up bullshit. Of course, but also pause for a second and try to fathom a world view where that makes it. Well you see what the gravity pulls the tooth down to the teeth and the button misses all

this. It gets caught in the teeth. Well, so much so that the entire rest of the movie is just answering the question of well how the fuck could that work? This is also I just have a point out this is where we meet the star of the film the number 98 Every talking head for the rest of the movie will be like 98% of teeth are made out of blueberries It's every percentage is between 95 and 98 percent. Yeah, it's like an acesemistry episode. This episode, this episode is brought to you by the number

98. Later, one of the talking heads has to pause before us saying a number because he's instinctively going straight to 98 and he's finally realized you can't just keep saying the same number every time. Oh, there are other numbers. So, and then Don explains to us that the leading authority in cardiovascular health does not recommend root canals. I can't remember the name of it. Breene, it's Bailean Crunch Reps Supreme. Yes, Baileanene, yeah.

Because she said, what if I told you that Baileanene does not condone root canals? It's like, well, I'd point you to the statement they released in response to this movie where they said you your full of shit I highly recommend checking out that statement because it is very clearly written not by a science commit it right no one called Marsh No one called Mars you got to get a Mars in your life when this shit happens They just went to some nerd on the third floor looking at a heart and it to in a microscope and they're like hey, man Just tell everyone that that fucking documentary on Netflix is wrong. And he's just like, Hello, today, um, while we appreciate many people wanting, okay, here's the thing about end of Don I'm not going to take it my press release. Yeah, I can't even root canal for Kate root canal fixed it'll solve the right.

So, yeah, they had this whole long series of their various talking has going, what if I told you X, as though they're trying to be able to say like later legally, no, no, no, we said what if I told you we were just being hypothetical in that. Yeah, I wrote my notes. I mean, if you told me X, I would pretend someone was waving at me from behind your head. I would do. Yeah. Yeah. So stop, stop asking what if I told you, unless you want me to keep answering those questions, because I can do that. I could do that all day.

And among these talking heads, by the way, we meet Dr. Greg Emerson MD. Fun fact, his medical license has been revoked. First thing that came up when you Googled here, I really want to be Ralph's Chet Hanks, right? He's like a great, great grandson. It's great. So he's not, he had his medical license revoke specifically the end of 2019 right before COVID. And if you go to his Facebook page, literally his fans are speculating that that wasn't a coincidence. They removed his medical license just before they released COVID. Wow. Wow.

We also meet Dr. Thomas E. Levi MD JD. Right. So like JD, does that stand for Jewish doctor? No. I feel like it shouldn't. But I don't. Eli, does JD stand for Jewish doctor? I'll ask it the next meeting.

I'll ask it the next meeting. I believe that said to a doctor of judicial law or whatever. But yes, so I googled him. He's apparently been disciplined by the Colorado Medical Board for pushing unproven COVID-19 treatments of late. Oh, yeah. So that's another one of our experts. So then we go back to zombie doc and he tells us about this lady that had back pain, who is otherwise

perfectly healthy. Uh, Noah, please a gal, a gal. Oh, I do, you're right. Yeah. I love the way he introduces her. This lady, she got gal came. She was, she was really fit with severe back pain and walked with a kin on constant narcotics, you know, health.

The damage. Yes, very. The picture of hell. And let me throw this out there. Hey, if you're referring to women as gals, you're not good at medicine. I don't know. I do not believe that a guy who says gals is also doing good doctorate at the same time. I'm going to add another one. If you refer to a person who's hobbling on a four legged cane well on narcotics, says

healthy. You're also not a good doctor. But yeah, but he explains that he anesthetized her tooth and her back pain went away because all health is in your teeth or some dumb shit. Right. But like it turns out she'd had a herniated disc. And so she was fine. And then six weeks off to surgery, she was starting to feel bad again, which I looked up 15% of cases.

That happens. There's a relapse in 15% of cases. But his argument is that the dentist herniated her spinal disc, how deep did that fucking guy drill? How can I go? You don't mind if I'd brace myself off your fucking dead thorax. But yeah, but he pulled her bad root canal tooth and the pain was miraculously gone several several months later. Except for the parts that wouldn't weren't right. Yeah, he's like and she was all better except for not the parts. Yeah, she's not all, but yeah. Oh, man.

Yeah, she had surgery, took a while to recover, but eventually basically did. Yep, brilliant. That's his miracle story. And also at some point, I anesthetized a tooth. Yeah. To be fair, I think he's probably comparing all these patients to him. And he appears to be covered in some kind of grease burn all over his body. So maybe he's just like, and she did not break out and let her see once. So basically in Olympia. So then, so then we meet Dr. Astrosk Stewart. Nonally, he tells us it's impossible to sterilize a root canal system. And I'm like, is that because it's inside a living organism? I feel like you could kill them. And this is Stewart Nonally, who is Adam Savage attending Comic Con as Steve Jobs. Okay, you are like it. Yes.

Well done. And then we meet none other than Dr. Astrosk, Joseph Merklea. Wow. This movie couldn't have made a worse choice for next talking head if they had flipped over to Adolf Hitler for a sound fight. You'd have to go to Mengele to be worse than Merklea. Yes. Right. You'd have to go to Mangle to be worse than Merkel. Yes. Yes.

Quick provider. Merkel wrote a best seller about how the avian flu was a fucking hoax. He's an anti-vax. He's an OG anti-vaxer. He was warned by the FDA for pushing fake COVID treatments. He's endorsed HIV AIDS denialism and in the only fact that you probably really need. He was once fined by the FDC for $2.6 million and also forbidden from ever selling tanning beds again.

You've got a gulsome to be banned from tanning beds. Like, that's the thing that I get. I live in Jersey and people here sell a lot of tanning beds that they don't fuck up as bad. Uh, see, we also meet Dr. Lane Freeman here. She's going to lie to us a little bit more later. We meet Dr. Bradley. Again, I'm feeling I should all just assume an astroscafter every doctor that I say here.

We meet Bradley Nelson as well. Yeah, he's the counterpart and craniopath. Oh, really? His thing, yeah. Jesus. And this is why they're all sort of telling us that when you have a root canal, they don't empty all of the dead stuff out. They just leave some dead matter in there.

And you know, if anything, we pack some of our trash in there too, you know, it's like when someone just drinks, hire a skip and then you sneak a garbage in it at night when no one's lucky. We do that with root canals. It's just better than going to the tip. And so yeah, we also,

this is where we introduce my favorite character in the movie, super hot invisible anatomical model lady. Right. Cause we keep seeing how like the teeth are connected to different parts of the body. We're looking through this invisible lady with just spectacular boobs, right. And we're seeing that like, you know, when you pull out the teeth, they're connected by these little lines

that were allowed to draw wherever we want, all the way to the lymph nodes. Huh? What's great about sexy mannequin, lady, is that they start with the circulatory system and they're like, guys, this is, that there's no teeth to tits connection. And they're like, no, I got it, I got it.

And it switches over to the meridian lines. And it's like, there. Yes. Right to the tits lines. And it's like, there it is. Break to the tips. Yes, yeah. And just so we were aware with this, this is still Nelson, Braddie Nelson who's saying that this guy got sanctioned multiple

times for using applied kinesiology on his patients to see where they were allergic to mercury or not, which is one step up of like asking patients which color crayon their mercury filling makes them feel, which one of these is more the mercury filling to you. Is this the guy that says that medicine is too Newtonian? That's the problem with it. Okay, yeah. He says dentistry has a focus on the mechanistic Newtonian mentality, and I really want to know

what non-Newtonian dentistry is. Quantum dentistry is you fly in a parabola is what you do with FN, you got to use, you fly in a parabola is what you do at the end. You drill the teeth while you're, I know it knows why you're doing it, but that is the way I almost went with best words, science words, because there are several moments in this movie where someone's just like, well, you know, the Ipsom gypsom, Hibblethwabble. It's, this might be too niche, but like when you're an atheist, occasionally a Christian will get trapped with a very basic question. And so they have to start talking

in super duper high language in the hopes that you'll be like multiple syllables. The Lord is real. That's what everyone in this movie is doing. They're just like Newtonian toothymology. Yes. And also we should point out by the way that this movie is equal opportunity. We also get to see an invisible anatomical dude at this point. Oh, there's a spectacular ass. Yeah. Oh, yeah, buns of steel. The guy, the guy, he's got it going on.

Absolutely. That same guy also says that embryologically speaking, your teeth are your heart. Yes. I just had eyes needed the world to know a sentence that I heard and now you heard it logically speaking, your teeth are your heart. Yes. I just had to, I just needed the world to know a sentence that I heard and now you heard it too. He also argues that conventional dentists don't think your teeth connect to your body. Right. So I guess he thinks that most dentists just think they sort of float in place like a child's drawing of a skeleton to just look at their issue.

Well, that's actually an awful lot of the premise of this movie, right? The idea, this nonsensical idea that dentists have never heard of the other organs, right? And that doctors have never heard of teeth. All right. Well, tell you what, Mars needs a break to add a bunch of entries to his who's woojournal. So we're going to pause right there, but we'll be back in a minute with even more. Root cause. Well, Mrs. Smitherson, I'm afraid it's breast cancer. Oh no, Doctor.

How did this happen? Well, you know, we used to not know, but thanks to a documentary that got kicked off of Netflix, we now know that it's your teeth. My teeth? Yes, yes, 98% of women who have breast cancer have a root canal on that side. No, they don't. Marsh get out of the sketch, the audience knows that's not true, you're ruining the sketch. I am medically incapable of not refuting that claim.

That's fair, that's fair. My root canals, you say. Yes, yes, you see though, the breasts and your teeth are connected by energy tubes and when there's a root canal in there, the energy goes down the tube, which you know, then causes abnormal cell growth in your breasts. In my breaths, of course, that makes sense. normal cell growth in your breasts. In my breaths, of course, that makes sense. No, it doesn't. Luckily, Mrs. Smitherson, we've got a solution.

You do? Indeed, open wide. Sure. Ah. My goodness, you pulled my tooth and my tit fell off. Hooray! Yes, that's how it works. No, it isn't.

Marsh. Medically it isn't. Marsh, medically incapable. Okay. And we're back for more of this shit. And just in case you thought we'd been light on the bullshit up to this point, this is when we first start to connect all of the Tooth stuff to the acupuncture meridian system. Right. This is where I haven't done this fountain guy because I don't, I don't remember. I have fountain guy, I have zombie doctor, I have Nazi guy, whatever.

But fountain guy tells us that all the teeth can act up in his words energetically. Energetically. By which they mean not not at all. They don't connect to an organ or a gland. Well, you thermographically speaking if you have breast cancer. If you take a thermographic edge. You have a hot tooth.

But the thing about the thermographic image still, right, this is absolutely key to all of this because thermography is the bullshit cancer detection test that a lot of these people use. Don Ewing works for a thermography center and it's the thing that doesn't detect cancer very well. So it'll just say, we've got a hotspot there,

I reckon that's probably cancer, or it'll miss the cancer that you have. Wow. So there's a lot of people who will say, I cured my cancer because they got a thermographic scan, they did some homeopathy or whatever, and then they got a proper scan and they didn't have cancer anymore

because they never fucking had it in the first place. Right. So the thermographic thing it in the first place. Right. So like the thermographic thing is like, is really, really important. Yeah. And as a fun bit of synchronicity, on the last time I was on the show, I talked about the hilarious time my iTunes started

playing someone's coroner's report. The person in question was someone who followed the advice of this film. You know, not specifically this film, but the people in this film to have the her, her breast cancer was caused by her teeth. She had some teeth removed and it didn't work out super well for her. So that's kind of where we're going.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. I also want to point out here that like the fountain guy, he says that 95% of women with breast cancer have a root canal on the same side as that the cancer dawn said it was 98 denazi doctor guy, the German doctor that they have. He says it's 97. I guess that's the nice thing about made up statistics, right?

You don't have to nail them. Yeah, this is just, you can just feed it out, feed it out. Oh, this is so freeing for them, right? Because so often we'll watch these documentaries and someone is like, hey, you gotta be careful, you can't say this, you can't say that. But Rukaz has none of that. It's like a live show, right? It's just, oh.

Yeah. And nobody, ain't nothing stopping me now. Wind in their hair, 90s something. And I love the fact that this is where we hear how the teeth match up to the organs and things. Cause he says, you know, three of the teeth on the left hand side, they go to the left breast. And then three of the teeth on the right hand side,

they go to the right breast. But you've got 32 teeth. Yeah. That's 10% of teeth are related to your left breast, they got the right breast, but you've got 32 teeth. Yeah. That's 10% of teeth are related to your left breast. So they're boob teeth. Yes. One in five teeth are boob teeth, according to these people. Yes.

I want it because he says, every tooth relates to a different body part. And I was like, yeah, we have 32 teeth. Are we going to get a fucking Ken Ham as a list of how we only have 32? All right. Well, then of course, this is stomach lungs. My favorite of course is Dr. Dawn, who explains to us that the IT's are called that

because they connect up with the eyes. Oh God, that's so stupid. It's so stupid. They just line up with the eyes. They're also called canines. Is that because they connect to our dogs? Yeah, it's a fun thing. You're beautiful goddess. You beautiful. Think of how many how zero people have ever questioned anything you've said that you say that sentence out loud into a camera. Right. Yeah, but they explain that when you get a root canal, the problem is is that the electricity of your body

can't get through so it, quote, again, I'm quoting Dawn here, compromises that meridian. Mm-hmm, whatever the fuck that does. This is also where she tells us about how she electrifies people's urine for science. Yup, and that she found out 96% of people had a tooth. This is a real quote. 96% of people had a tooth in the same circuit as their cancer. Okay. So that wasn't her. That was the next guy. And I have to point this out because it's such a stupid little math mistake that

they made. He said we looked at our last 60 cancer patients and 96 had two issues in the same meridian. Okay, there is no whole number that gets you to 96% of 60 people. 50, 50, 80% of 60 would be 96.67 right? That not rounds to 97. 57 would be 95 people that's such a stupid little racing mistake. What would you expect from a guy who is introduced as a whole body dentist? I think that was the whole body dentist guy. No, which makes it sounds like he does dentistry using his whole like using his whole body. He holds your mouth open with his toes while he holds that little mirror between his arms, cheeks or something, or he does dentistry on your whole body, which would be even weren't right.

He's like, yeah, no. Hold that leg. Yeah. Your arm is broken. I'm going to poke it with this sharp hook. That's kind of my thing. You need to floss your gall bladder more as much you need to do. That's also the, he's the guy I had the most trouble translating the letters after

his name out of. He is a PSCD, which I do believe means pastoral science certified doctor. That is made up bullshit to the second power right there. Yeah, yeah. I think, I think he was also the guy who staunt as an ophthalmologist as well. Yes. the second power right there. Yeah, yeah. I think he was also the guy who started an ophthalmologist as well. Yes. And that's okay, because you know, the eyes are connected to the IT.

So, I think he's got two of the teeth down. Yeah. This is, when I heard the old song, the hip bones connected to the leg by, I think, the medical stuff. Yeah, so, all right. And then fucking Frazier, the narrator, cuts into tell us how he always wanted to learn to surf.

Yeah. He says, this might sound funny, but I've always wanted to learn how to surf. And I was like, hey, dude, this is not the thing I am making fun of you for. Also, he's Australian. Yeah. He's Australian. He knows how to surf. He's Australian. Yeah. Fuck off's Australian. He knows how to surf. He's Australian.

Yeah, fuck off. You don't know how to surf. Yeah. And then he tells us how hot the chicks he fucks are. Yeah. Well, doesn't fuck. Well, it's almost fucks. Yeah, we see this because he, he's talking about how his chronic fatigue had led to

imponence, but this entire scene was just so that he'd have this, you know, you'd be able to pay this hot chick to like make out with him in our underwear. It's, yes. Yeah. And then look, disappointed at his penis. Yeah, I get it. Yeah.

Way more expensive on many vids. And it's kind of ironic as well. He's Australian and it's his root canal that stopped him from rooting. So he's really hitting the iron either. And he's like, you know, my dick didn't work. And I was always tired. And nobody took my ailment seriously.

And I'm like, well, maybe it's because you tried to cure him by humming and drinking your own piss. Right? Maybe that's why people are taking you seriously, man. And then Dawn cuts in with, I think her biggest exaggeration of the fucking movie. This is where she says, you know, in traditional dentistry, they believe that you're supposed to save the tooth at all costs, even if that means her words, even if that means killing the patient.

Yep. Yeah. At all costs, including the life of the patient. Yeah, it's a good thing to believe. I'm just picturing like a tooth lying in a hospital bed and then like that girl's family all gathered around. We are so glad that she was able to donate her body to make it worth it, toothy, make it worth it.

And then toothed by a grave and old age makeup. Did I live a good life? And then we meet Candace Owens. No, not that one. Dr. Candace Owens, not that Candace Owens. Yeah. And do you think this Candace Owens is upset that she isn't the shittiest Candace Owens in the public life? Right. That you are always have this down. It's not that common in name, but I'm still number two. No, are you kidding? With the Google rates of this movie, this lady fucking loves Oh, what happens when you Google can this one's nothing about me. I'll tell you. Yeah. Yeah. So and this is also where the movie says, you know, the person who really busted this whole root canal thing open, which is old ass guy named Dr.

Weston Price. And I looked him up and I'm like, yeah, man, if anybody knew how to dentist, it was a guy born in 1870. Yeah. This is the guy who spent 25 years researching root canals and found that they were the cause of everything and everybody who would give a root canal to became ill. It's like, mate, it just sounds like you're not very good at root canals. Like you're doing something wrong. All your patients are fucked. Well, and they describe his experiment. And it's fucking insane. He's like, well, he would put it, this is real.

I'm not exaggerating or making you judge. He would put a tooth under a rabbit's skin and that rabbit would die. Coincidence and I'm like, no man, you put a tooth on her head. Yes, skin, right? He says, and you know, he would take that same tooth and put it in another rabbit, that rabbit he says and you know, he would take that same tooth and put it in another

rabbit. That rabbit would die in another rabbit. That rabbit would die. Well, at a certain point, he's just torturing rabbits today. Yeah, you're just a rabbit murderer, sir. And he's a hero. That point is to prove when I'm full of shit, his, our hero, a guy who torches rabbits. Yeah. And they tried to just pass the whole putting a tooth in a rabbit thing off as if it's nothing. They're like, you know, they specifically say, quote, he slipped the tooth under the rabbit skin, like he's hiding the spare key under the mat. He got the skin. Excuse me.

Do you mind if I just put, oh, no problem at all, sir. Let me know if you need this back. He says the rabbits all got the same symptoms as the pay for the tooth is from. So the rabbits develop like fatigue, anxiety and impotence. Those are the things that the rabbits got. Right, they started having a little rabbit panic attacks or whatever. Also, I have to point this out. This is where Dawn introduces the fact that the only reason people started doing root

canals in the first place is because they were in her words, posh. Yes. That's right. Root canals are for rich people. No illusions, man of the people. Damn right. Everything says ideas above their station, like having teeth. That's the real mark of pretentiousness. Right. And then, okay, so then one of the talking heads explains that the number one cause of heart attacks is root canals. Wait till the AHA and HSN CDC hear about this.

They're lists are all fucked up. Is this the guy who also tells us that his pet peeve? Oh, yes, is when people he's like, my pet peeve, this is's no introduces it. There's this pet peeve is that people have a heart attack and then their doctors are like, eh. Yeah. Not a big deal. This zombie doctor comes back here and he tells us that heart attacks aren't genetic because if you don't have a heart attack by the time you're 25, it wasn't genetics. Right. Because you had the same genes. Yes. Yeah. He says I can't be genetic because they were fine for the first 25 to 50 years of their life Credibly stupid. It's such an incredibly stupid thing. Yeah, it's amazing. Ah, if this is we hear from Don again She she brings up bail and Donine again. Yeah, yeah, she absolutely loves bail and Donine

And if you look it up, they do not love her. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no You've been missing from murder, right? Like I want cardiovascular events all the time. All the time. Oh, and this is where she says that, you know, when I explain things, I like to use word pictures. But I think that's because you struggle with just words. So like the pictures bit is helping and all the books that you have are words and pictures. Yes, I understand that, don't. Yeah.

Yeah, no, she's going to give us an analogy here. She says, okay, so you're driving down the road and she does that thing that people do where they mime driving down the road and you just want to revoke their license. Look normal to me. No, I mean, exactly like I drive. Mars can verify. Yeah, she mimes reversing over a push chest. She's got it all. And she says, but that's where you get to the real root cause of the problem. And then she says, no pun intended. Yes. I think you intended that. I don't believe you for a moment when you said no pun intended. Hey, guys, if you were a like front of a giant conspiracy and we're revealing that an industry for over a hundred years had been causing the majority of illness, would you feel your

revelation with puns? I want that one straight from the hip. I feel like, Eli, look at who you're talking to, of course we would. No, that's fair. You ask, she, you ask a British guy. Come on. Fouchy had out she right there at the hip. I mean, never used it. So, you know, so we watch fucking Frazier act out as extreme struggles with being an overprivileged white guy in a country with the same medical system. We watch it wake up and go for a piss. Again, this is the second time in the movie we've watched this character get up and go for a piss. Again, this is the second time in the movie.

We've watched this character get up and go to pee. The thing is as well. It just don't on me that obviously this we know that this isn't Fraser. This is the actor playing Fraser, which means for just a director, hired a guy to keep pissing while being him. This is definitely some sort of king thing that the director wants to see someone pretending to be him pissing. That's his thing. Okay, all right. I assumed it was just Frazier we were seeing. No, no, we see him in like a still right at the very end.

And it's not him. It's an accident. Yeah, yeah. So down. Yeah, it's even way up. So yeah, the amount of times I see this man in this underwear is even more disturbing. Oh God. All right. So now it's time for him to go to the bullshittiest of anything I've ever fucking seen. I see this man in this underwear is even more disturbing. Oh God.

All right, so now it's time for him to go to the bullshittiest of anything I've ever fucking seen. It's time for him to get blood dousing. Yes, it is. And it's sort of like dousing mixed with like a Ouija board because it's got a guy who's like asking his blood questions and then getting the answers from the blood music. Dancing rod. Oh, it's beautiful. Your blood speaks English and he gives it a multiple choice exam. Right.

He goes, is it a parasite? And then the thing doesn't do anything. He goes, it's not a parasite. He goes, is it happy metals? And it doesn't do anything. He's like, it's not happy metal. And the actor they've hired to act this thing out, they did not pay him enough,

because he's looking at the camera like, there's no way this is a fucking thing. Right? No money. And again, because, bear in mind, this is a bullshit diagnostic technique, but we're not watching that diagnostic technique being done. We're watching an actor pretend to do it

who can't even do the bullshit. So when the dowsing rod has to respond to, yes, it's his teeth. You see his hands turn. It's so clearly it focuses in on his hand. All right. Oh, it's so very obvious. It's like your wrists are not even in the same place as they used to be, bro. So yeah, but apparently a blood douse or told them that his real problem

was dental and that's when Frazier went off to do his own research. And by doing his own research, he means something other than doing a research. Yeah, he says my quest started with books and I wrote, there's no fucking way his quest started with books.

And then it immediately cuts to him watching a video. That is not a book. Yeah, we get this actual fucking line. I love this so much. He says, and I quote, the wisdom poured in from podcasts, YouTube skype session. Yeah. Skype session. Not books then. Yeah. Not research papers and journals. He went to Jule Logan University. He's what he did. It's pretty hard to decide a Skype session, but I can do it. He got put it in. God, there's a point when we're watching him watch this movie like in Spaceballs, right? But this is where he discovers the father of quote, biological dentistry. I thought

I thought it was all biologic duologist rocks have teeth. I didn't know that we had, but he did this where he discovers how Huggins, right? So how Huggins fun fact, his dentistry license was revoked in 1996 after a panel found him guilty of gross negligence. And his defense against that was, well, I haven't actually been doing dentistry since 1984, so you don't need to take my life. see so many. No, right. I wasn't using that anyway. I was going to my room anyway, mom. I was hanging in my office. Please don't take it away. I'm so alone. My name is Hal Huggins. You gotta have something. I'm named after a fucking anthropomorphic teddy bear. Just don't do this to me. His defense would only

have been weak if you say don't take my medical license away. I'm using it to cover a stain on the wall. I'll have to go out and buy a picture. So my best friend is a talking weasel don't do this. We watch Frazier Pensively listen to how Huggins, right? We watch him like water is flowers while listening to Hal Huggins. Take a shit while listening to Hal Huggins. And then he says he's like, but wait a minute, it occurred to me at this point. Why would people who knew so much more about this subject in me, not know as much about this subject is me? Yeah.

Yeah. He says, why don't dentists know about Rukunas? He didn't want to do a retake with proper grammar on that in your big sort of, I am smarter than the dentist's line. Right. Right. And okay. So, but the zombie doc, he comes back to explain to us,

the problem is X-ray. See, most dentists don't know about depth. They are flat landers. Yeah, and by most dentists, would you want to put a percentage on that? No, like, what's losing? Sorry, you're right. He goes 95%. 95% of dentists fucking all over coves. Oh, where? And in case you're not grossed out enough, one of the talking heads comes in and says, you know, we keep saying toxins.

What we mean is bacteria, shit. We mean that there are bacteria all up in your root canal, just shit, no way. Yep. He says, this one of the talking heads goes, we analyzed 87 root canals. They were all bad. And I'm like, well, I mean,

I might question my methodology slightly. Yes, right. Yeah. Oh, he goes, there was a big test done by an American holistic dentist society, very official. Yeah. He actually uses the words very official after holistic dentists. Yeah, he's like, yeah, it was very official. I mean, you know, as a official is holistic dentist. Right, right. On the scale of holistic dentist society, sure.

Yeah, it's a pretty informal profession. We'll be honest. It's pretty informal. Yeah. This specific test is so good because it's such nonsense. Right.

That he gets lost trying to explain it. He's like, here's what we do. We put a little Q tip in your tooth. And then the enzymes on that, no way, no. The enzymes are blocked. Wait, okay. There are biotoxins.

Those are the enzymes and the 93% are bad. The enzymes fight the biotoxins. Wait, wait, wait. And this is where he starts talking about, he's like, there used to be this lab at the university at Kentucky that had the ability to do this test with the enzymes in the toxins and stuff, but they stopped doing it.

They shut down that lab, and I'm like, is it because the lab doesn't exist anymore? Yeah, right, was it because the lab was too accurate? Is that what you're going to tell me now? And genuinely, again, this is a thing that I Googled. The lab was shut down because the FDA had questions about it. And they refused to answer those questions. They shut down the lab wrong. Wow. Yeah. It was worse than I thought. Cause like, you know, he says like, you know, every single root canal they, they test and turned out to

be bad using this test. And then they shut down the lab. And I assumed that was like, you know, every single root canal they, they test and turned out to be bad using this test and then they shut down the lab. And I assumed that was like, oh, because you realize that test obviously was useless and wrong. No, but it's even worse. Yeah. It's because the officials asked questions they did not want to answer. Yeah. I feel like if someone asked you a question about the procedure in your lab and a guy

starts smashing all the equipment with a sledgehammer. You don't want to cite those people later in your documentary. Never trust a scientist that gives you an answer. You say, could I just check that? And he throws a smoke bomb and dissapees. Yeah. That's what I'm like. Well, and then this is where the guy gives us the fucking medical horoscope, right?

He's like, well, you know, I know all about teeth problem. So when my patients come in and I tell them, you know, you have insomnia, you have trouble with your memory. You have trouble dealing with stress They're like, wow, somebody who finally gets it. I'm like, that's a fucking horoscope. Yeah, yeah Like sometimes you're very outgoing, but you do also like to keep things back for yourself Yes, but you also know how to be serious Where will we sit down? I'm a medical doctor. I'm getting a name with an A or an E.

Who sits down, their doctor goes, I'm gonna guess before you tell me anything and they go, this is a good fucking doctor. It's good. Never trust a doctor who eyeballs it when you walk in the room. Like, you wanna give them something. Let me redog this one. You are have a broken leg. Can I just say I would love if all doctors started doing that.

The real ones just first thing in the emergency room. Now everybody, everyone shut up, shut up, shut up. What do you think's wrong? Wrong. It's appendicitis. Put down one point. Well, so obviously it's the finger. It's bleeding. Eli, do you really want your doctors to take a guess? What's wrong with you based on your physical appearance? That's the world you want to be.

Okay, now you're just reading from my life insurance quotes. All right, so then we get this old timey video. This is so fucking weird. Clearly what we've got is all of the public domain tooth-related footage this guy could find. But it's this really creepy video of this guy's in, you know, when I was a kid, I used to go to the dentist office

and we would just sit naked under the sun. It's like this weirdly erotic memory of going to the dentist. It's so erotic. It's absolutely erotic. There is no way this guy hasn't got a dental thing now. And all I can think is that the audio was taken from somebody explaining the origins of their fetishes.

That's the only thing that makes sense. Yeah, or it's a hearing and this dentist is on trial. Yeah, all the pictures. Like they're all the pictures. They're all the tooth dentists touch you. Yeah. Well, he literally says he's like, the dentist would let me come into his office early and he would let me touch things and tell me how they worked.

Jesus Christ, stop, dude. Stop! He gently tells some of my hair and then for a moment his hand would linger on my cheek. And see, yeah, it's the 40s. Is everybody cool? Are we all good? And also in this, this is like a two minute,

like a worth was two minutes of the film whether we're using this stock footage. But at one point it talks about how hard it is to become a dentist, like yeah, unless you become an eye doctor first and then pivot late and then you don't have to learn quite as much toothy stuff. Right, yeah, actually, they're connected directly to, yes.

And then Frazier admits he goes, well, you know, in America about 25 million root canals are done per year. And I'm like, oh, so it literally can't be as dangerous as you're saying that it would be or all the Americans would have cancer. Right. Oh, dammit. I knew we should have done it. Drink and water gives you cancer. That's our other movie. Okay. Oh, dammit. I knew we should have done it. Drinking water gives you cancer.

That's our other movie. Okay. Never mad. But like he even says that I started to wonder why me? Why is it that I became ill when everyone else you had a root canal didn't just like, yes, think about that phrase. I really keep focusing on that particular detail. And you might get the yeah. Yeah. And of course, we do get the answer. The answer is that some people can smoke cigarettes and they're fine. And some people smoke a cigarette and die instantly. Yep. We all have different fucking bacteria, tooth poop tolerances and his is particularly low.

This is where we get Gerald Smith again. He starts telling us this story about how he cured a guy's throat cancer by extracting his root canal teeth. And in case that you like were attempted in any way to take him seriously, he says, and then we followed that up with some, some homeopathy and some ionic silver and his throat cancer was just go. Yeah. Well, he says he's throat cancer was totally resolved.

And like, there were two ways that resolved. Everything is a resolution at the end. And I'm pleased to announce that he is no longer living with cancer. Okay. There you go. I do have to say though, one of the things I love about these documentaries is that I have a very unique perspective and that is the perspective of an idiot when we watch them. So if I watch these documentaries uninterrupted too long, I start to believe them. And it was when he said homeopathics and silver, I was like, right, right, it's all bullshit.

Okay. So I have a root canal and I'm fat. And I was always wondering what the connection between those two was. It was connected. That's for me. actually between those two was it was connected a lot of that's for me. The German doctor comes on to tell us about a study in prostate cancer, where 95% of prostate cancer patients, their prostate cancer contained root canal bacteria. He says this was published in a very prestigious oncology paper in the United States. You don't know him. You didn't ever heard of it, but could they not get the rights to the name of the journal? Because if you don't see him as the name of the journal,

it's pretty crucial that we can't then follow this. So I actually tried to find this study. I looked, found what information I had. And the closest that I could find was this study from 2017 in the Journal of Cancer that looked at 900 South Korean men with periodontitis, half of them had prostate cancer, but there is nothing in the paper about finding root canal bacteria in the tumor at all. It's just saying, is there something about root canal, about having periodontitis that might make you more at risk for

prostate cancer, or vice versa, is there something about prostate cancer that makes you more at risk for this? So we can then use it as a proxy measure. That's the best that I could find and also a f**k you movie for making me read a research paper in my free time for this film. I was going to say, Marsh comes back from a sniper holding a platypus. Okay, this is what I got. He said, it's snipage. Yeah.

And then yeah, right. So then we get, we cut back to Dr. Astros Candace Owens. She's talking about how she used to do root canals, but she doesn't do it anymore because it's so dangerous, but she's kind of giggling her way through it, which is a little off. You know, she's like giggling around about like, oh, you and I probably gave a bunch of people cancer. Tee hee hee. Oh, silly me.

And she says, you know, but I decided, you know, you have to do no harm. It's like, I can't confidently say that you're doing no harm now, but you are probably the least harmful kind of so in. So you've got back. It's all relative. Right in that wave. And then we get done doing her, her fucking sliding door analogy. This is just a masterclass of way more words. So because here's the thing, the analogy is separated. Yes. Right. You don't need, we have a single fucking word that means separate. She gives us this 15 minute analogy to mean separate. Okay. Can I walk them through the analogy? Please do. Please do. I have a sliding glass door to my office. If I was standing on one side and you were standing on another with plugs

that plug into each other, we couldn't plug them in through that sliding glass door. Fucking insane already. Well, you've already, no way. You've already simplified it too much, right? Because it's like, and you had a bunch of Christmas lights and you were like, I have a Christmas light and. I have a Christmas light up. I have a Christmas light up. And you record. Yeah, it's right. It's even dumber than you were given at credit. It doesn't have to be Christmas lights.

How much would we need to sand down that door before we could plug them in? What? Yeah. All right. A train full of Christmas lights leaves from Boston at 80s. And that again, as Noah points out, that is our analogy, full things need to be connected. Yes. Yes.

Yes. She's like, even if we sanded that door down 99%, you still couldn't plug in the Christmas like to why were the Christmas lights there? Why was you plugging through a 99% sanded piece of glass? Don't you open the fucking door? As none of this makes sense. Is the not a socket in the room

with the Christmas tree door? Is it not a thing? Have you tried that? I feel like Dawn's never heard the word what. Like if someone said she said, I'm not familiar with that expression. And also what was it in the eye? Like I literally couldn't even figure out what this was an analogy for.

Something about something going through something no doubt. So I do think I get it. I think it's that if there's bacteria at the bottom of the root canal, it's blocked the meridian line from connecting to the tooth, but it's still not play a why the tooth has to be in the meridian line for it to work. Oh, so the bacteria is the door. Yeah, I was sliding. Oh, geez.

But neither size, neither the tooth, nor the gum, is the Christmas lights in this analogy, right? Because like, you don't need to plug, you're not trying to get the tooth to work. No. And also the tooth isn't a source of energy for the breast. So like nine a part of this work, even now we've got to this point. So it randomly. All right. Well, I'll tell you what, I think we all need a minute to sort out that complex analogy. So let's take, we're going to take ourselves another break. First of all, we give it actually the hard South. Will this movie offer up even more biting commentary? Will it give us more information to chew on? Will there be more misinformation to root out?

I'm a thief. Me too. Fight out the answers to these puns and more when we return for the dendtally challenged conclusion of root cause. Alright, Don, this is the scene where you're going to explain how a Rout Canal blocks energy flow in the body. Are you ready? Oh yes.

Okay, alright, here we go. And action. See, I love to use analogies. So think of it this way. When you get a Rout Canal, your energy field is like two walrus' who've gone on a business lunch. And when the time comes to spit the check, one walrus doesn't want to do 50-50 because he didn't drink. The other walrus says, well, aren't you going to expense this? And the first walrus says,

yeah, but they've been like real sticklers about this stuff this year. So try to bring it back to teeth, John. Almost there, almost there. So the second wall, where he says, fine, let's just have them split the check then. How Susan, that Susan is the wall, where he's wife. But of course, what he doesn't know is that the first wall, where he felt like he really attacked. I am begging you to at least mention teeth. So his answer is is it's understandably terse and that cast like a real Paul over the meal let me tell you but of

course they're still on on trays and this is a restaurant that is known for its dessert so literally running out of tape and anyway that's what a root canals like and cut how how is that it, it was barely English. So yes, go ahead and write in the movie. Go ahead and write in the movie. Oh, oh, good. Good. And we're back for Stillmore this shit. And at this point, Fraser knows his root canal needs to go. So we're going to watch a reenactment of them taking the tooth out, right? So we're going to watch a reenactment of them taking the tooth out, right? Mm-hmm. Now, I should say, I read a couple of rebudels of this movie from different dentists and

different experts. And at least one of the dentists that I read pointed out that when you see this X-ray that they show here, like if that's an X-ray of his actual root canal, he got a bad root canal. Right. Yeah. So the dentist is saying, like, hey, man, you know, like we're not saying that nobody ever has problems because of a root canal. We're saying that this movie is full of shit. But yeah, this guy probably had a bad root canal and that caused him like

pain or some other thing, you know, yeah. I had a botched root canal and had to have it redone by an endodontist. No one has ever mentioned to me that it's the reason my bottle clenches every day at 2pm. This movie is claiming. But this is the dentist where he says the first thing a dentist noticed that my teeth had some damage from a punch in the face. It's like, yeah, but like he'd be a shit dentist if he didn't notice that your teeth had some damage. But also he could probably tell from the moment you walked in that you've been punched in the face. You've always been punched in the face. You've got a very punched in the face, kind of vibe about you as a guy. Yeah. So yeah, everybody who ever met you thought about punching you in the face. So yeah,

you got a spring break for toddlers. You seem like a kind of guy who goes for a spring break for toddlers. Yeah. And he's like, and they took out my tooth. And did I feel great? Again, right away. No, no, I didn't. No, I did a bunch more as soon as scientific bullshit from the poem again. And eventually I felt good. And they gave him a fake one, like a fake tooth of zaconian. But like, is there thing that zaconian teeth somehow reconnect the meridians perfectly? Because like if the there a thing that zaconian teeth somehow reconnect the meridians perfectly? Because like if the whole thing is not your tooth is no longer connected to your meridian,

it's definitely not connected if it's not in your mouth anymore. So why is pulling it any better? Right. Well, yeah, because they're like, they say titanium implants are bad. So yeah, why would it? Who the fuck knows? So and then they're like, so, okay, so you're probably thinking now that you have a root canal that you want, Paul, how do you go about it? Well, you can't just go to any old dentist, because don't point out that we're lying. Yeah, don't just go to record a dentist, go to a crazy

dentist. You need a crazy dentist. They literally spell out the steps, right? They're just like, it's like watching an old lady get scammed out of her credit card with a big okay, so first I have to go buy some amp or gift goods for the IOR ass. Right. Yes. This at this point I was playing something someone said in the movie or did Eli hit his keyboard with his fist three times. You're going to have a skippedomelgo virus. Yeah. Melco virus.

Yeah, they talk about ozone gas and how awesome that is for a while. Like, like the guy was going to try to sell some to us, right? Yeah. Well, it gets into your sponge bones. You know how your bones are sponge. Oh, yeah, you have sponge bones. Oh, but nothing gets in those bones like ozone gas. Let me tell you, you're just a little. Yeah, it fills your head like cavity wall insulation.

You just put it in and it's filled in your snow afterwards. Yeah. Well, you don't want anywhere for the bacteria to shit through and there you go. So obviously that would be better. At one point, he's telling us that the nerve in your jaw is the thickest in the body. I thought he was going to tell us it has a big vein in it that pulls it.

Yeah, but he explains that there's a huge correlation between root canal and cancer. And I'm like, oh, well, then there must be some super obvious correlation between, you know, national root canal rates and cancer. Where are you going? Where you going, Frazier? Why did you just run away? And then we get some, we get more how Huggins audio from beyond the grave. Hell like he's, he's just grabbing root canayles.

Yeah. And this is where Frazier's like listening to it, like lying on the grass, just, you know, lying around listening to dead liars on podcasts. And we, like, zoom in on his face as he's talking about bacteria and he like, he very slowly very slowly shakes his head like he's not mad at the bacteria He's just disappointed They'll get a plaque this is where we learn about the plaque. Oh, yeah There's this Australian guy who's just sitting out in a river the whole time sitting cross-legged or some shit.

And we're supposed to take medical advice from him. Yeah, he tells us about how you get a plark on your team. You get a lot of plark. And the fact that this also guys given the advice from the middle of a forest feels a bit like how Andrew Wakefield can only talk about vaccines when he's on a cruise ship in his natural waters. Yeah, exactly. Like he's got the border of France and some micro nation. That's just the basement of this one church or

You're within a triangle of three koalas in Australia And what's great is that this Australian guy the outdoors guy he doesn't quite get the bullshit right like no one filled It because you need to break character to fill him in on the bullshit and he doesn't quite have it. So he's like, yeah, there's fucking clock on your heart and then, um, I don't know, an infrared sonar. What am I selling this? He's excellent.

He's excellent. Yeah, there is a weird sauna connection here. Suddenly we're, look, we're watching Frazier and a sauna so that I can write in my notes. I'm uncomfortable with how many times I've seen this man's nipples now. Oh, and as I'm writing that, suddenly there's this scene where they have the weird medical nipple clamp things. Yeah, his magnetic fields being readjusted. Always that what that is.

Yeah, like like magic pulsing boobs. I think he gets the magic pulsing boobs. So okay, so then we watch Frazier wake up in his underwear again. He's got to go pee again. But he says he's starting to feel great. And you can tell because he even changed that light bulb in his room from a harsh blue to like a warm yellow. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Right. Yeah. Exactly. He's feeling much better now that we're in act three. So he goes to he goes to an EAV machine operator to see if his quote, energy flow was on track. Yeah. End quote, but it wasn't.

No, it wasn't because apparently Netflix has some kind of minimum time requirement for documentaries. But also what is this right? Because he's saying I thought I was feeling great, but then I started to feel bad again. And it's like, maybe it's because you had a chronic health condition, you've had a relapse because it was nothing to do with your fucking tooth. Right. So the thing you did did not fix it,

and now you're still ill. Maybe it's that Fraser, have a think about that. Yeah. Yeah. What's great is that this is very clearly the part of the movie where they're shot-gunning, right? Because not everyone has had a root canal. So they're like, shit, okay, um, you can get cancer and bad stuff from root canals, but also pulling teeth,

football injuries, clotting diseases, and fucking wisdom teeth, wisdom teeth. Everyone has wisdom teeth. Well, so that's that's that's the dumbest fucking thing. Cause up until this point, the, the, the whole point of the fucking documentary has been, well, yeah, no, if you get a root canal, that's bad. And it'll give you a heart attack and it'll give you cancer and you'll die. So you need to have the tooth pulled. But then they go into this whole thing about like, well, if you have your tooth pulled, you can end up with a cavitation and you wouldn't believe the kind of bacteria that

poop into those, right? And so that'll also give you a heartache. So if you have your tooth pulled or don't, you're going to get the the fucking magical goddamn cancer that this movie's talking about. Yeah, it's almost as if there's nothing you can do to falsify these people's beliefs. It's almost exactly like that. This is where DACA the dead does my favorite fake words. And I'm sure these are like real words in the English language, but he's like, you got the Osteau blasts and the Osteau blasts and I was like, there's no way you're using my

correctly, my guy. There's no shot. You're using that correctly. And every time he talks about pulling the tooth, he does such an aggressive gesture that I do not trust him anywhere near my teeth. Right. And there's always some scooping and then I'll scoop it out and then I'll just get my fist really in there.

I'll get it in there and then out of there and then in there. Yeah. There's a lot of gesticulations that I'm uncomfortable with out of intent this year. And then he's like, oh, and you know, if this is going to sound super gross, but let me tell you what's inside that cavitation. I'm like, just don't then. Just don't. He's like, it's like wet, infectious, gangrene.

Is it really? Yeah. He said it's not, it'll sound like an exaggeration, but it's not an exaggeration. But like, he's like, yeah, you know, this is going to sound like an exaggeration, but inside the cavitation, it's like, if the literal bubonic play could somehow also be a pedophile. That's what's like going on. It's going to sound like an exaggeration, but inside the competition, it's like if the literal bubonic play could somehow also be a pedophile. That's what's like. It's not an exaggeration. It's going to sound exaggeration.

It's not something you're a cavitation. I'll tell you. And that's, by the way, that's how you get MS apparently. Yup. So, okay. So, then we're going to talk about my favorite argument against intelligence, design, the wisdom teeth. Now, apparently wisdom teeth

get bonus meridians, right? We pointed out how like all of the teeth connect to different parts of the body, though, because they only had 32 teeth to work with the wisdom teeth, they're like, and this one gets the all the rest, all of the other stuff that we didn't realize was an organ. Yeah, there's a catch all. Yes. Meridian. Yeah, this is the et cetera Meridian. Yeah. Also, the talking head they have at this point, I don't remember which one it was, but he points to his wisdom teeth and he's super misses. Yes. Oh, God. Yes. He's like near his nose. He's like, it's ten, he puts his fingers on his cheekbones. Like, really? Just below the eyes.

It's like, where do you think you'll with me? And this guy explained to us that if you don't like rock concerts and people fighting around you, it's because you're wisdom teeth are full of gang cream. Yeah. And your life is in the toilet at that point. Yeah. Specifically that your life is in the toilet. Right. So once again, they're just they're explaining like the condition of human existence, right? They're like, but if you have, one time they say, they say

if you have trouble dealing with stress, it could mean that it's a people who the fuck does it have trouble dealing with stress? Would it even be stress if you didn't have trouble dealing with it? That's what that fucking word means. And they're like, no, if you have trouble dealing with stress and you don't like it when people around you slap each other, it's because your root canals are stealing your energy from your fucking meridians. Yeah, sometimes you're too hot in the summer. And they also says you can be infected for 50 years and have no pain, but it will destroy your life.

So like, right, whatever is wrong with you now, if you've had any dental work in the last half century, we can blame that for it. Right. Also, people with vowels in their name, that's real bad. Got it. Got it. Got it. Got to come get a cone B. McSray.

You got a vowel. Yeah, right. This is where he starts explaining that like he had his wisdom teeth taken out and just 25 years later, he was diagnosed with a heart arrhythmia. Yeah, and what I love is he says, I tried everything, vitamins, homeopathy. Yeah, and I was like, oh, okay. Yes, the end of his life.

Did you, I'm like, did you try medicine? He's like, well, I tried, I tried vitamin. Yes. I tried vitamins, I tried homeopathy. Nothing seems to help. It's like, yeah, and you did try a lot of nothing. You went through all of the nothing. All right. And so now Doc Freeman is going to come back on. She's going to tell us how to reduce our risk of cavitation. Yeah. You can ignore everybody you see in this movie.

That's how you would reduce your risk of any problems. You can ignore everyone you see here. No shit. But that's what all of our advice is, right? First, they got to throw in shit like, well, you know, either clean diet full of lots of fruits and vegetables, right? To like cover for the rest of their bullshit. Mm-hmm. And this is what we see stock footage of like supermarket shells filled with fresh vegetables and saline ingredients.

And that was really triggering from you right now. Yeah. I'm sorry. It was hard. Should've given you a hell. It was worse than the tooth stuff right now. I'm sorry. It was hard. Should've given you a head. I was worse than the tooth stuff for you. I could imagine. I would kill all of your families for a single tomato right now.

Every single member of your family, one tomato. I get even a small tomato. Like a little cherry tomato. A little cherry tomato. Yeah, no, that makes sense. So and then she's like, and the other thing you had to just make sure that you get that socket all the way scooped out. And I'm like, is this advice for a home tooth removal?

Right? But so much of the advice is, and just make sure that when the dentist tells you we're lying, you go to a different dentist after that, right? Go to one who doesn't say we're lying. Yeah, yeah, exactly. And then she tells you all the different methods that you can use to have your tooth replaced.

Of course, she prefers the one that's most expensive and you have to do over and over again. Yep. That's so funny. She's like, yeah, no, it's much better, much less toxic. The only downside is it is a subscription based model, but you can find a few other things you're actually making money. The guys sitting out in the middle of the woods, they're like, well, so, you know, what do you think is the best advice?

He's like, have healthy teeth the whole time, right? Just not have tooth problems would be ideal. Oh, I couldn't make it to the fucking introduction course we did before the document. Is it have good teeth? That seems like a good bet. Is that anything, right? And then this is where Dawn explains to us that if you get titanium implants, you can get implants.

She says, just don't get the titanium ones because they could turn on your celiacs or your rheumatoid arthritis. Yeah. Right. And she's got another analogy for us. Yes, she sure does. She's got another analogy for us here. She's like, look, when you put titanium in your mouth, it's like you put a spoon in an

electrical socket. Oh, okay, Dawn, are you done? And your mouth, it's like you put a spoon in an electrical socket. Oh, okay, Donna, you done. And then you bend it around and put it into the other, that'll short out the whole house. And I was like, okay. Don't. I feel like just putting the spoon in. I feel like you were done, but you kept going. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like sticking a spoon in electrical socket when what you really need to do is for your Christmas lights to not be separated by a sliding door. Then you take a car battery and you hook it up to that. All right.

Yeah. So we check back in with Joey Merck's Joseph Ricola comes in and he's like, you know, and I had to write this quote down because I just love the how over the top of the seat. He says root canals are probably one of the most pernicious toxic hidden influences on your health. Root canals, one of the most pernicious influences on your health. I feel like Joseph Merkola is a more pernicious influence on your health than root canals. 100%.

Absolutely. Can I just say unrelated? I'm balding, but Joseph Merkola balding, bald worse than I like. Yeah, our hairless scalp somehow mine still has more hair than his. He's gonna, he's gonna have negative follicles at a certain point. Yeah, exactly. He's on his way to some kind of a weird inversion where his head starts sucking in other people's hair. Other people's hair, yeah. It's exacerbated by the fact that he's not balding at the signs.

Like he's got quite, he's quite proud of how much hair he has at the side. So that's quite long and that just kind of highlights how bold the rest of him is. It's an incredible choice. Yeah. So all right. So then Frazier cuts in and he walks back the entire movie. Now I have to tell you how this happened for me because it was just amazing. So the sentency says, now I don't want you to think that I had my talk about the story of the story. I'm gonna talk about the story of the story of the story of the story of the story. I'm gonna talk about the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of the story of story of the story of the story of genuinely got was Fraser saying, now I don't want you to think and then an ad break.

Yeah. Literally an ad break after the word think I was so fucking happy. And this is where he tells us that look, it's not just the root canal. It's all the stupid things people have talked about. It's all a assumption. I might want to make future movies about. It's all a assumption. I might want to make future movies about two people. Yeah, he said it's toxic food, it's toxic chemicals, it's toxic emotions, it's toxic inability to understand metaphor, I assume. He goes, my research has led me to believe that all chronic diseases do to a toxic overload. And I'm like, oh, well, you're not very good at medical research, then.

Good thing we have people who do that for real. Oh, and he also says we can't rule out pathogens. It's like, yeah, you're right. Movie that came out in 2019. Definitely shouldn't rule out pathogens. Roll those out. Also, because he's Australian, he talks about jigsaw puzzle pieces, but because he's Australian, he says the biggest piece of the jigsaw. Yeah, he has a quick nod to like the EMF conspiracy bullshit and the 5G conspiracies here. Then he does the the name drop again as though he forgot that he had done that already. Yeah. And then we cut back to his root canal extraction, reenactment and sexy it up a bit. This was so weird.

They have a lady in a sexy nurse costume like tossing her hair and pushing her boobs together. Yeah, all I can think is that it's been like an hour since we ogled anyone and we needed to know his dick still works basically. So we've got to bring that back in now. Yeah, no, you're right. You're right.

So first of all, this is the middle of a denture procedure, if somebody starts shaking their hair around like that, well, I have my mouth open for a dental procedure. I'm going to be very upset. That's disgusting. And this way she tells people, make sure you see a holistic dentist, but you know, except in the UK where someone got the dental regular to do stop them from being allowed to say that stuff and took them to be strong actually again. Someone did that. Yeah. So you can't see what it's like done to this easy weekend. Oh, right now that person should be skeptic of the year. Fuck. Yeah. So and also there's like, there's this porny music in the background, the whole time as she's doing this, she's like, the first thing you want to do is get your tooth pulled

and the entire fucking time it goes that she blows a kiss at us at the end of the day. She blows again. I mean, did I jerk off to this? Absolutely. But I certainly, I did it in a question mark the whole time. You're right. I'm so anxious because I wasn't certain.

So and then he goes, your phrase, you know, I've been reading a book about Gandhi recently. I'm like, yes, you know, you're very intellectual, Frazier. You read books about God. Of course you fucking have everything about you so far has told us. You've been you, you get punched in the face and you're reading a book about Gandhi. Also, I looked up the book that he's reading. It's 95 pages long. That's, but that's a glorified fucking pamphlet. It's basically the Clifnot. It might as well have a big yellow cover and the title Gandhi for Dumbo. That's what he's reading here. Well, and I love his Gandhi, his massacre of this Gandhi quote because he has turned this Gandhi quote into even if everyone in the world disagrees with me, I'm still right. Yeah, be sure the fuck did. And then we watch him learn to surf after all. And then he

tries his hand at analogy. And we realize that maybe dawn's not the worst. He goes, you know, I remember somebody telling me a long time ago, you can't dry off while you're in the shower. And I'm like, yeah, you should, you should not, I mean, we're not when it's running, but yes, the fuck. Yeah, I do it all the time. It's a good place to dry off because you're not dripping everywhere. So yeah, it's pretty good.

And again, the fact that he learned to surf shouldn't impress us. All these are basically born surfing. And the same with Americans are born firing a gun and Brits are born suppressing their emotions to the detriment of the mental health. Yeah. What we do, it's how our people are built. Exactly. He goes, he goes, you know, I know of another great saying that I didn't bother to source that says that new knowledge is never immediately adopted. The old knowledge has to

die off first. And I'm like, oh, well, that's just wrong. That's, I can see why nobody wants credit for that saying. It's just an incorrect observation. Really guy whose entire philosophy is based on this is old and therefore it works. You want to talk about how old now just needs to die off? Especially when the people he keeps quoting, are dead. Hello, things are dead.

We're right, right, right, right, right, that's not the most impressive. Dead, yeah. So, and then we get this, you know, only you can prevent root canal's moment. And then we wrap up on his little learning to surf montage. Oh, sorry. Before we wrap up on that, we have to get the end to my dick works now moment.

Works great. Works excellent. Too good. Too erect. Sometimes it's too erect. Yeah. He's got, he's got a close that whole does his dick work mystery. Right. You know, it's like it's Chekov's penis.

So if you mention the penis in the first chapter, by the third chapter, it absolutely must go off. Well, that's exactly what's happening. And then he's like, and then I made this movie and I'm like, if it just starts over now, that's brilliant. I will appreciate that. Well, and he has a doing healthy stuff montage, which makes up the rest of the movie, but it's not him. It's an actor, right?

It's an actor. It's an actor. Changes so much of my interpretation. We're watching this actor like jog and go to the beach and have a good time. And I'm like, but that's not you, man. It's just this actor's show real. This actor gets the showcase himself doing

like very, very physical activities. And also, Fraser mentions that he's a filmmaker, so I looked up, he's made three short films, one of which is about a man who meets God, so you know, put a pin in that short film. Oh yeah, yeah. But the only other film he's made is a documentary about how negative emotions are the root cause

of all the love. Oh, amazing. Also, I have to point this out, because there's this playful moment of emotions are the root cause of all the love. Amazing. Also, I just, I have to point this out because there's this like playful moment where he's with the hot chick from earlier and they're in the water and she splashes him, but clearly like he gets the water up his nose face afterwards. She's too hard and we like that last we see of this guy is going, no, but seriously, though, fuck you, but fuck you though. It's pretty amazing. And I guess that's going to do it for our review of root cause, but it's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to circle back around to the start.

So Eli, tell us what's on deck. Well, Noah, you're abandoning us next week for a free flow. So we're calling in some extra special backup. We'll be watching the infamously bad extra sis to the heretic. Oh guy, I am actually genuinely sad to miss that one, but yes, I will be at free flow in Orlando. March 10th to 12th. Well, look to the show notes for links

if you want to come and see me talk about bad video games. So with that to look forward to, we're gonna bring up so 3 94 to a merciful clothes. Once again, huge thanks to Mars for helping out this week. And a quick reminder to check the show notes for links to hear more from him. And perhaps I need to huge your thanks to all the Patreon donors to help make the show go. If you'd like to carry something along, you can make a pre-episode donation at patreon.com.

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Netflix learned their lesson and they never put you to batshit documentary again. Ha ha ha ha ha. My penis also works. So, it's fine. Eli went on a super fun surf vacation. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la I'm I I I

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I got it. I got it. I got it. I had that, I did a, take it on my fillings. I did a recording of Skeptice Ok the other day. And I was talking about the big panic around 50 minute cities about how Oxford is going to be like

separated into zones and you can't travel around. There was one guy on some conspiracy channels saying about how it's going to return us to the feudal ages where people like mistrustful of the people, the next bit over, the people in their immediate vicinity. And I talked about how this conspiracy theory isn't going to turn the town of Oxford into a bunch of like tribalistic folk who let look down on anyone who isn't from their immediate vicinity. That's what the university's for. That's very much the purpose of the university. Well done.

All right, here we go. Morgan, sorry that my air conditioner came on in the middle of the, the record on that last one. Hopefully that was something that you could mute out fairly easily. I apologize, both because I created new work for you and because I'm showing off the fact that March 3rd by air conditioner is just cutting in. Right, not happening in Canada so much. Anyway, okay.

It's like a very official statement. Can I say that? That was very, that was very formal and addressed. I think Morgan just now, so I had been thinking about it quite a bit. I felt really bad. Morgan, I have a four pronged message. I, I, I, I, the proceeding podcast was production of Puzzle and a thunderstorm LLC copyright 2023.

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