God Awful Movies - 530: The War on Children

Episode Date: October 28, 2025

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Movie Movies Welcome back to the gamecast Where each week we sample another selection from Christian cinema Because with no more QEDs to look forward to What else are we going to do with ourselves? I'm your host, No Illusions. Heath is off Galabantin about Europe this week

But sitting 900 miles to my northeast is my bad friend, Eli Bosnick. Eli, how are you this fine afternoon? sir. Robbie Starbucks documentary, Noah. I can't help but feel this whole film. Nay, perhaps this entire podcast was created so that I would have to one day say, I hate the Starbucks.

Yeah, that was my plan. It's been revealed and laid before you now. And also joining us this week is the man who killed QED, Michael Marshall, Marsh. Welcome back. Hey, I brought it into this world and I can take it out. Yeah, that's what you keep telling me. So, Marsh, what will,

we'd be breaking down today? Oh, God. We watched The War on Children. It's Robbie and Landon Starbucks, two hour, 20 minute, Twitter premiered documentary about how the woke are coming to take and trans your kids.

And, listener, if you thought that this week we were actually going to do a film called It Takes a Village about the struggles of being young and trans in the modern world, congratulations. You might be one of the interviewees

who was tricked into appearing into this film. That's what they thought they were doing when they agreed to take part. All right, well, that's a big hint, but I'll go ahead and ask Eli. Anyway, Eli, how bad was this movie? Well, Noah, we've watched a lot of bad movies on this show.

Poorly made, poorly acted, badly written. We've watched a lot of terrible documentaries that promote bad ideas. We've taken on so many liars who are genuinely evil people. And this week, literally all of those forces combined into the middle. This titled Stock Footage Homicide Tacular, that is, this movie. This movie is so bad that by the end of this movie, Michael Marshall, skeptical activist,

and host of Be Reasonable's notes are like, you should be fucking dead. I hope this person is eaten by bears. 100%. I regret nothing. Yes. Yeah. But gentlemen, gentlemen, there is a bright side. I have never been more certain in my life that the creator of a film will hear

the review we are about to do. That's true. Filmmaker, auteur, and permanently wet man, Bobby Starbuck made this absolute wet dog fart of a film and there is no way he is not hearing these words

right now. Robbie, I am so happy to tell you what I think of you, Robbie. From the very bottom of my part, Robbie. And I'm glad to finally know which one is Robbie and which one is Landon. So you've just solved that riddle for me right there. You're welcome. Yeah, and I'm under no illusions at all

that my notes on this are enough to get me banned from America. I will have my visa denial just on the strength of my notes on this alone. For sure. You should cover these notes with a picture of J.D. Vance as a baby.

And is there anything you guys want to nominate this one for being the best, to be in the worst at? Oh yeah, absolutely. The best worst deceptive interview tactics. Yeah. Because as I mentioned,

they have people in this movie that they lied about the name of the movie and the intent of the movie to make it seem like it was pro-trans, rather than being this transphobic screed, there are parts of that where they will interview people and they will edit those interviews so closely and so often

that it starts to look like a stop-motion animation. There's also times that they will cold, call people who refuse to be in the film and edit the fuck out of those phone conversations as well. Oh, it's so bad. And if you're wondering if all that edit makes it look like they win those conversations, no, no, they still don't manage to win the arguments.

Okay, given how much just, pure evil there is in this film. This might seem like a weird one to go after, but I'm going with best, worst, apostrophies. No, completely. Okay. It needs to be said. There were just, they, they love that fucking apostrophe key. So throughout this movie, they're only going to talk about all the different pillars of society that are trying to turn your kids, trans, or whatever. And as they introduce each one, it'll just be like politics. And then it'll have an apostrophe at the end of it for no fucking reason. Yeah. It just drove me nuts. It's like, you know, when you learn that if someone has an S at their name

but you want to use the possessive, you just leave the S and put the apostrophe at the end and it doesn't quite feel right? I think they just apply that universe. Every single word. Yeah, so like one of the sections of this film belonged to politics, I think. I think that's all they could must be

telling us with that apostrophe. It's possessing. It's politics. Yes. It is. It's politics as a section. And I'm going to go with best, worst, a villain origin story. So there is a villain in this movie. I won't spoil it. Who has my favorite and then I became a tool of the right origin story and I cannot wait

to talk about her. The fact that you said her is the only reason I know who you're talking about. Well, there is a lot of bigotry on the other side of the break so we're going to take a quick break so everybody can brace themselves for it but we'll be back in a minute with all the frothing, hateful misinformation that is the war on children.

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Oh, make sure you wear the gloves. I was going to tell him. Well, I was just saying. All right, everybody, welcome to the first ever writer's room meeting for The War on Children. Woo! And I got to say, we've got an incredible selection of talent, right-wing warriors today for the movie. Riley Gaines is here. I had to turn sideways to get in the door.

Yeah, you sure did. I saw it. And we've got Rand Paul. Was that my neighbor? No, no, Rand. It's not your neighbor. Oh, oh, good. And finally, of course, you guys know this, dude. Satan, Prince of Darkness is here.

Yes, about that. Yeah, what's the matter? Honestly, I wasn't informed who else would be involved in this project. And I don't want to make things uncomfortable. But I can't be part of this anymore. Oh, come on. Man, we had a contract. I am aware, but I was not aware of the condition of the souls I was being promised.

I think it would be better for everybody if I just walked away. Wait, do we still get paid? Not an hour hand. No, it's fine. I'm leaving. Okay, fine. Well, we're just going to make the movie without you. I'm going to use my money to buy a hat.

No, you're not, Riley. Nobody believes that. I am. And we're back for the breakdown and we're going to open up listening to America the Beautiful over fucking dynamic video montage format number four

with a bunch of shots of drag queens and children watching them on TV. Yeah, it's the National Anthem in a minor key because gay people exist. Yeah, it is. One point it says, so I'd never heard of the Starbucks here at all,

no idea who these were. So I had to actually look these up, especially because it pointed out that the original music for this movie was by Landon's Starbook, which it turns out as her of the couple, it's the wife of the couple. So I looked it up. On her official website, she's listed as Landon is a national speaker, writer, musician, and warrior for children. So she's doing the original music here. Her musical career is listed as third in a series of like three other bullshit credentials.

She actually does do music. It's bad, but at least it's real. Oh, and then Robbie, her husband, Robbie, cuts in and he goes, some say ignorance is bliss. So if you'd like to stay ignorant, turn the movie off right now. I wrote in my notes, Q90% of his audience turning their TV off. Shit, ah, I should have known my crowd. Yeah, right.

I'm like, don't tempt me, Robbie. But he's right. I was blissfully ignorant of the existence of the Starbucks up to this point. And I was not far happier far. I didn't realize. So he sued Meta in April 2025 for five minutes. million in damages because their AI claimed he was part of Jan 6th. And so Meta apologized, blacklisted his name from the AI, and then fucking hired him as

an advisor to address their ideological and political bias. So he was an advisor to Meta after that. Wow. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And in fact, most recently, as of when we were recording this podcast, at least, the most important thing Robbie has done is he was invited to like a networking conference and a bunch of companies pulled out just because he was going to be there.

Yeah. Oh, God. And they say, he says that, you know, now's the time to turn the TV off. It's, look, you wish this was on television. Like, you premiered this on Twitter and Rumble. Like, 99% of your audience watch this while they were shitting. Have no illusions about this at all. Yes, yes, right.

Now it's time to turn the phone to something, to Candy Crush. Your first four purchases were made in Bitcoin. So, and then two sentences into the movie, he explains that we're going to take our place as, quote, a warrior protecting and preparing the next generation. That's the goal. Yeah. So we're in Nashville, Tennessee. We see some bucolic shots of Tennessee.

Yeah. We see their kids playing football. Their kids play soccer. They're shitted soccer. Yep. They apparently also blindfolded their horses. Those horses seem blindfolded. Is that a Tennessee thing?

I have no idea. It's so that they can't see Robbie coming. Yes. Right. Exactly. It really is. This is also where we get the first look at the Starbucks and look. Look.

Eli. I don't claim to be. be a good-looking man. But if my entire brand was that I was a warrior against a legion of a manly man, I would not want to look like Charlie Sheen went method

playing a rapist otter. Robbie Starbucks chin is so weak. Israel just bombed its hospitals. Do you understand what I'm saying? Okay. The other thing we have to point out is that in this first scene, you're like, oh, he slicked his hair back weird. No. No. His hair will be soaking wet.

At all times. Every scene of this movie. The last time Robbie Starbucks's hair was this wet, his mother was pissing while giving birth to him. He looks like the Mr. Hyde you turn into if you drink the cologne from the dollar store.

How is it how is it persistently wet for every shot? The only thing I can think is that he dunks it just before they shout gold. Or uses a mister... Or only films right after a shower? It must be the case. Yeah. So And then they explained that they're a power couple

that left the entertainment business because they wanted to. On purpose. Would love to have them back. Again, it's so good. Her website lists and she says, I left the music industry as a billboard charting artist. That's a very specific bit of wording there.

To focus on fighting child trafficking. But later on the site, she's got a single out now. So I don't think she's left the music industry so much as the music industry has left her. Exactly. But they promised to expose the war on children.

And so now they're going to introduce us to the weapons in the war on children. And it's a fucking yarn and pushpins map, right? Literally. Like, it's been drawn out, but other than that, literally. Yeah. And here are just a few of the things. Well, I think this actually might be the whole list. They have on that thing, they have education, entertainment, the news, big tech, medicine,

politics, finance, and nonprofits. But everything else is on their side, guys. Yeah. Under entertainment, one of the things they list is podcasts. That's one of their enemies. We did it, guys. We made it. We made it under the list.

Well, look, I know Robbie's listening and I know Robbie just heard all the ways in which I described him. There is a chance Robbie now understands what it's like to have a podcast as an enemy. They list psychology as one of the things that's against them, which puts them in the same camp as Scientologists, like directly in the same camp as Scientologists. And I think even the Scientologists would distance themselves from these guys. Look, I know we're covering up the kidnapping of David Misgivage's wife, but we do have some standards. And the Starbucks do not cut it. No, we're going to pass on Robbie Starbuck. No, thank you.

Right. No, thank you. So, and he's explaining about how they left Hollywood because of all of the woke bullshit or whatever. And there's a montage going on, a stock footage montage that will last two hours and 20 minutes, by the way. At this moment, it seems to be, the theme seems to be, drag queens pride flags burning cars etc right fucking one of these things

doesn't belong the documentary so but he's like you know the left is trying to normalize the existence of trans people just because they've always existed right this is where they start talking about the mere exposure effect yes oh my god it's amazing so you know how a stupid person me will like learn some pop science

and then just bore everyone around them with a misinterpretation of that pop science until it gradually leaks out of their brain. That's Robbie's Starbucks and the fucking game. Yeah, hope you enjoy it because that's this entire fucking movie. Yeah. Yeah, it is. And what they're saying is like the mere exposure effect is the more that you show someone something, the more they like it. But what he doesn't say is that that same effect works for disliking something, which blows their entire thing out of the water. Which makes sense because the more that I've seen of the Starbucks, the more that I dislike them.

Some more exposure is making me hate them. Right, yeah. I mean, you might like him more if Robbie Starbuck didn't look like he was kicked out of the foot clan for telling everyone he couldn't wait

to rape a Ninja Turtle. So, okay, so, but they're talking about how, like, the TV shows, all the kids shows are trying to acknowledge trans people to turn your kids trans. And at one point, Landon says,

that's why the kids are being bombarded with pharmaceutical ads on television and I'm like, stay on task lady. That's going to happen like six times in this movie where they're like and also that's why the Jews control all the, oh sorry, sorry, right? Dial it back, dial it back. You know what

it's like sometimes Noah's trying to have a conversation with a normal human being who didn't connect their brain directly to the internet between 2014 and 2016 and they'll be like, oh atheism, oh, interesting fact and I'll be like here's a list of enemies I made on Twitter. You can tell that's what

and is doing to Robbie, and he just eventually gives up and he's like, sure, talk about fucking vaccines, hon, it's fine. Hyal narcos autism, yes. Forgers. But, you know, we should take, we should take Robbie very seriously

because he gives us his credence. He was a proper director. He worked with a lot of famous people. He talked us through the famous people he worked with. He sees he pitches of him with famous people. He worked with Natalie Portman. He might be the most unlikable director she ever worked with.

And she worked with Luke Beson when she was 12, which is a bad time to work with Luke Bessel. Woof. So, but he explains that everybody's trying to turn the kids gay and trans. And then they go like, so why would every corporation want to make kids gay? And I'm like, that's a great question. That's an under explored question in your fucking conspiracy theories, right? We should point out to that, like, all the time that they're doing this, they keep showing, like, headlines from newspapers.

But, like, they're all newspapers that only exist online. So they've, like, printed this shit out and then crumbled it up to look like a newspaper. to make it look like the daily wire is being tossed onto porches across America. Yes, it's so great. But this is also, because he's talking about mere exposure at this point, this is where he undermines his entire argument. He said, well, through mere exposure, you can, like, through being bombarded constantly with images of trans people,

you can make it so that everybody just loves trans people. And I am constantly bombarded by images of trans people, and I hate trans people. Fuck, my entire argument fell apart. Whoops. Whoops. Also, who decided that they should always be. looking off to the side of the camera.

There are like six shots in this entire movie where either of these two people are looking at the camera that's filming them. Okay, to be fair, I think just a knife slipped during one of Landon's plastic surgeries and the eye just sort of does what it wants from now on. Okay, yeah, yeah. And also, like, she can't get through a single sentence

without needing to cut away and overdub at least four times. So I think that's why we're getting these different angles of her midway through a sentence. I also, I wonder why she didn't make it in the entertainment industry if she's struggling to get a single sentence out without multiple cuts. How is she getting a single sentence out with those cheekbones?

Her cheekbones are so high they had to buy the air rights over her house. Honestly, I thought she was AI to begin with. I genuinely thought she was AI and that's not, that's just what she's paid someone to make her look like. But not one of the good AIs, the AIs that show up before a porn hub ab to be like, real women are overranging. A couple of perverts in our audience get that reference. That's right, you naughty boys, girls and pals. So, okay, so now we meet Justin Danhoff, a, quote, Wall Street expert, end quote.

So he knows a lot about trans kids, right? Yeah, he is now a senior policy advisor to the U.S. Department of Labor, by the way. Oh, for fuck's sake. He really has the CV, the resume for this. Yeah, I don't recommend reading Marsh's notes when you're listening to this podcast. Every time I checked on some goober, he was like, and now that person is the president of Lithuania. And I was like, oh. Yeah. So, okay, so he's going to be.

be their expert on why corporate America is trying to gayify all our kids. His opening question is, quote, so how did wokeness take over corporate America? To which Dan Hoff says, well, you know, it was top down, bottom up, and outside in. And I'm like, okay, that's just like what everybody wanted then. Yeah. I wrote my notes. This is a very long paragraph that equates to nobody is as bigoted as they used to be. Right. Yeah. Because he even says he went to like sharehold meetings at Amazon, Facebook, and Google, and then he got mad that they basically paid corporate lip servers to the idea of equality in order to secure their profits. So, yeah, I guess Amazon don't care what race you are as long as you're pissing in a bottle to make sure you don't

miss on your quotas. That's what they mean by equality. Yeah, exactly. He's like, you know, and all the banking got taken over by the lefties. I'm like, yeah, those bankers are notorious lefties. That's right. A bunch of commies. His example, by the way, of one of the leftist companies, Black Rock. Literally black rock. Yes. Well, there's one point there, he's like, well, you know, they ask him, you know, quote, what is ESG and how is it used to push woke ideology? But he never remotely tells us what ESG is.

I still don't even fucking know. But what he does say is he's like, well, you know, Jesse Jackson applauded when they got it. So you know, it's pretty fucking bad. Do you think at the point that they were making this, they thought ESG would be the new DEI, which was the new critical race theme. Yeah. So they thought, okay, we're going to move on to ESG next. They made the whole movie, the whole, like, documentary.

And then ESG, like, stop trying to make ESG happen, essentially, is what happened here. Right. You're never going to make ESG happen. Now, by the way, you didn't have this privileged podcast listener, but I did. This is where I watched Marsh start to get overwhelmed with the sheer volume of bullshit, right? Because the first page of Marsh's notes, he was like, oh, let me debunk this. Let me debunk that. This is the part where Marsh was like, well, none of this is true.

I don't have to fucking Google whether or not the NASDAQ will delist you if you don't have two black guys on your board. And that's because for the previous scene at the end I wrote, fuck me, I'm only five minutes into this two hour and 20 minute film. This is seriously dense bullshit. I thought I've got to move on faster than that.

Yeah, honestly, this is one of those documentaries that I genuinely wish I had a week to work on. You know, I genuinely wish I could take some time off and debunk every little piece of this stupid fucking movie. Honestly, there were parts in the research I was doing as I was going through this, that I forgot which show that I was doing no Roken. I said, oh, I can find

a study that shows. No, that's not this. That's not this. Can I talk about my favorite piece of bullshit, though, in this insane sequence? Oh, please. Which is where they say that, according to ESG, you have to have three gay events a year. Yeah, yeah, three times a year. And so they try to come up with them.

They're like, well, obviously, you have to celebrate Pride Month. and then the Super Bowl has to be gay. And then, why, you're still looking for another gay thing? Groundhog Day? That seems pretty gay, right? Yeah, I had the annual office rimming away day, but Groundhog Day is just like the next thing he says, or the next thing she says, rather,

she says like she feels like corporate America has given a giant middle finger. And I wrote, actually the giant middle finger is one of the options for that third gay day. Yeah, it's true. So, and then they ask them, they're like, So, you know, what happens if you step out of line and you don't follow all of these gay-ass rules? And this is his actual answer. He says, the companies are, quote, tarred and feathered and shamed. And I'm like, okay, so no real answer then, unless you actually think that like you're going out

and tharring and feathering Jeff Bezos for not being gay enough. I wrote in my notes. I don't know if he thinks this is a literal thing or not. Yeah. Right. So, okay. So then we get a title card for finance apostrophe. Yeah.

Right. This broke me. My notes at this point are just, why can they only afford one scare quote? Is the second scare quote more expensive? Or maybe it's just scarier? Maybe they're like, okay, we don't just get them too much

because, you know, we want people with sensitive souls to watch this. Yeah, well, it's like not showing the monster at the beginning of the movie. I don't know the scare quotes make it out. No, no, no, we saw Landon. She looks like if eating disorders had court-appointed counsel.

Okay, I love this opening quote here for the fucking the finance, it goes, Target has given two million dollars to secretly transition kids against their parents' wishes. But State Farm went a step further. And I wrote in my notes, they just cut off a kid's dick for nothing.

Just walking along the street at a carnival. Yeah, one of those big sickle things. It's like that or it's like $2 million and one dollars. That's like to do that kind of price is right thing. Like, oh, fuck you, Target. Oh, man. Yeah, so, but okay, and so what we're watching, Now is they're scrolling through the sponsors page on Gender Cool's website.

I believe that's the website that they're demonizing at this point. But they'll define a bunch of like, you know, this group seeks trans equality and these companies gave money to it and therefore they're evil. But it is like obviously none of these, all these corporations, all they're doing is that they've stumbled on here that corporations will pretend that they will believe in stuff for good PR. That's the whole thing they're talking about here. These corporations don't actually give a shit about any of that. But it is wild to me that we're currently being lectured on gender affirming.

from what this woman has paid someone to make her look like. The more gender affirming of all surgery you could imagine has been done to this lady. Landon's jawline is so fake that when she posts a selfie on Twitter, it gets a community note. She violates a copyright or something. Copyright and for you from all the people who worked on it. It's like she puts the videos up, but all the money will go to the person who did it. YouTube also redirects the money to he made her face. When you use a popular song on YouTube, yeah, exactly.

Yeah. So, okay, but then they explained to us, and they got a bunch of headlines from the Daily Mail to back them up, but they're like, sometimes powerful people push back and pull back the curtain to expose the woke army.

Powerful people like us, the Starbucks, we're pretty. We're charting. Oh, and it's great, because I think the end, the end this sort of scene with them saying, and after talking to Justin, we still had questions.

And I was like, yeah, like, why did we talk to Justin? I mean, that's one of the questions. What the fuck was the point of that? So then, now we're saying, we're going to meet former ad-exec Brett Craig. So, you know, he's going to know a lot about gender science. Yeah, they've

gone to an ad-exec to find out what's really true. So a classic source of truth. Yes. Someone who works as an executive in the advertising industry. Yeah. So, yeah, so she asks about DEI, and he says, and you know, he was practiced in this line, he Orwells, and he goes,

diversity is conformity, equity is unfairness, and inclusion means exclusion. Boom, Mike. dropped. Also, I know this is a tiny thing to care about, but they don't have a second camera. So they've positioned themselves three inches with each other's faces for this interview. His feet are in between the sets of their feet. Yes. And I just hope that's how their armchairs always are in that living room. Just that insanely high stress environment at all times.

Oh my God. And so here's this actual fucking question to him. Again, the leading question, it's almost best, worst leading questions. He says, quote, are they intentionally sexualizing our children and stealing their innocence to interviewees? Like, oh, yeah, no, absolutely. Just once in this movie. Yeah, that's all they do throughout the movie

is they write these incredibly leading questions and just once in the movie, I wanted one person to go, no, man, are you in psychosis? I wanted that so bad. I wanted so, so bad. This is, because they talk about advertising. I mean, like, I don't care what happens

in the advertising industry. Why do they care what happens in the advertising industry and the end, like, ad agencies and stuff. But at one point he says, you got to remember, every ad is about advancing wokeness. I saw, okay, but no, I saw a Fabriz ad where a dog cleaned its own stink from a sofa by spraying it with a cleaning spray. What woke ideology is that pushing?

Veganism. Beastiality, obviously. So, yeah, and then he says that there's so many of these stupid fucking warnings like this as well. So Brett Craig at one point says, and I quote, if we don't speak up, it's over real fast from here. I don't think it's going to take long now. Now, you might be thinking I've left out some context. You know, what thing is he talking about happening? No, it's just a general it's going to happen kind of warnings. Yeah. They encourage you to talk to your kids about how advertisers are trying to turn them gay. And I read my notes, yes, please let your kids know that

you're crazy early and often so they can find other sources of information. Yeah, he goes, they're like, you know, look at how effective the boycotts against Target and But Wise War, you can use your money as a weapon. And as they say that, we cut to like an MMA Superman punch. Look how bad ass you could be by boycott and target. Every time you drink a Heineken, you are striking a blow against the top of the skull of Gain. But that's it.

It's like you can boycott companies and bring them to their knees, like those shadows of their former selves, Woodwise and Target, which you don't even heard of anymore. I mean, what even happened is gone? Now that they lost big conservative. Yeah. So, okay, so now we're going to introduce the specter of social media for our section on big tech apostrophe. And when they show this, like we weren't exaggerating about the yarns and pushman things. So they'll have big tech and then they'll have a list of the big tech under it that's trying to turn your kids gay.

And this isn't the entire list, but it's like YouTube, TikTok, Facebook, threads, Amazon, Google, election integrity, partnership, Twitch, Pinterest. Check out what my friends are on Up to over at Election Integrity Partnership And OnlyFans Yes, right, OnlyFans was on there To be the one that stood out to me was Threads Like, like, Good, Good for them, Threads made the list Yes, right, right.

You know the people in threads were like, yes, yes, I told you guys, told you guys. Do you think I hope there's one person out there trying to use OnlyFans and social media Just like, well, gosh darn it, no one ever reads my post All my friends on here, keep showing me, they're buttholes. I don't. This is a terrible way to find out what the best barbershoping town is. She seems shaved. Yeah. So, okay, so this is where we meet Kara Frederick of the Heritage

Foundation. She's like the Heritage Foundation's expert on social media, I guess. Fuck me, the Heritage Foundation. Honestly, there's like eight billioners that run all of America and they just keep putting different hats on and appearing in different rooms. Yeah. Yeah. Right. but then this is the first time we see one of the stealth interviews they did with a trans kid that they lied to and we also meet Lela the formerly trans kid

that detransitioned that they're going to interview for a substantial portion of this movie Yeah and Lela might as well be doing this interview with her fingers crossed looking just off camera towards a loaded gun Right, right So we're going to hear more from her in a minute And this is also where we meet Victoria

who is a woman who used to do porn and is now a naturopath and I'm like, oh, you had a respectable job, Victoria. Come on, you know. Yeah, this is Victoria Colt, K-U-L-T, the former porn star and naturopathic doctor. A lot going on, just in that one,

Chiron alone, there's a lot to unpack for that caron. Marsh just sent me this picture as a screenshot. Yeah, I did, yeah, just so you can really understand what this is about. And I'm not going to say that Victoria Cult, the former porn star turned naturopatic doctor, isn't a reliable expert. when I googled her, she can be found as a biohacking expert, eating raw liver as part of her

ancestral diet Instagram. That's where she currently is right now. Yeah. Interesting. So, you know. So this is also we're going to, they're going to introduce this. Now, it's very clearly like a church group from some like church group kids conference or something, but they present it as though these are just a bunch of teenagers off the street,

right? Yes. Yeah. I had it as now let's hear from these half a dozen of unnamed young people from unstated background that we promise are just regular normal kids. Yes, right. It's nice to meet our listeners before they lose their

religion. I cannot tell you how many of these people will be at our live show within the next five years. There is one blonde girl with like a bob and she is like three months out from being she's so ready. She's almost hears it during the interview.

Oh, fucking sports jacket girl model you end girl? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sports jacket, model you end girl is because she's obviously the most emphatic and it's because she's already having the gay dreams and she's like, yes, exactly, totally. Tears running down her cheeks. And she agrees vehemently.

So, okay, but these kids are worried about social media and all the sex they're seeing on TikTok and Robbie is asking them and these questions are all, they might as well come with their own fucking leash. At one point, Church Girl number four gives away the game because she refers to the LGBTQ, religion.

There's also one girl who goes, like, well, yeah, like you, you might not know it, but there's actually more girls that are addicted to porn than guys. I used to watch a lot of porn. Not me. Not me. I mean, other people. There's other thing. Yeah.

One kid says, I saw my friends turn into transgender. Yes, these transgender. Like, it's the fucking guy who crawls into the inn. at the beginning of a werewolf movie. Yes, right. It's a full moon. Could it cuts as well. It's a really weird cut,

like an edit in it where she's like, I grew up with, the kids I grew up with turned into, and then I cut, these tangenders. What happened in the middle of that sentence? Yeah, SportsCour girl has my favorite quote. She goes,

My friend clicked one website and they became addicted to porn. Yes. Sorry, which website? And so, and speaking of very reputable sources, it's now time to interview the woman behind the libs of TikTok? Yeah, fuck, my God.

And what's amazing is they actually give us Libs of TikTok's origin story. Right. So if you're not aware of lives of TikTok, first of all, congratulations on your healthy functioning brain. This is a person who got their start by making fun of people who were scared and upset about COVID.

But then when COVID became less cool because all the COVID deniers were dead, she switched to just like finding what she thinks of as cringe, leftist videos, which a lot of the time are just trans children sharing their experience on the internet and she bullies them. And she's going to tell

us that she got gay stuff right away and I wrote in my notes. It's an algorithm, girl. It's based on what you watch the longest. Yep, yeah. She said she joined TikTok and the first thing she saw was trans content. And it's like, yeah, I think it just knows you. I don't know what to say. I think it just knows what you're into. Well, right. So during COVID, she realized she could make a living

being a bigot. So she started doing that. And then she realized that the gays were coming for your kids, you see. We see a shot of a pride parade where a bunch of gay people are very obviously ironically chanting that they're coming for their kids. Yes. Right. Their tongues are like literally in their cheeks. That's an unrelated thing. It's a gay thing apparently.

But yeah. But he asks at one point, he asks the church group, he goes, which is more dangerous for kids in your generation? Cigarettes or social media? And all of them are like, oh, yeah, no, social media. Fuck, give me a Marlboro. You got a Marlboro? God, I want a G.I. Joe to pop up and be like, you guys are fucking lame.

I'm leaving. But they're probably right. Well, yeah. No, they're probably right about that. I think that's mostly like, you know, hats off to the anti-smoking campaigns that made it no longer cool. But yeah.

Yeah. Like, smoking's terrible for you, but social media has fucked up everything about their entire future. Yeah, right. You know, have a cigarette. The world's on fire. No one smoked away our demise.

I also, I just have to point this out that the lives of TikTok lady, and it's weird that I can say this, but I hope you guys agree. She's not good at making up bullshit on the spot. I had a moment where I was just appreciating how smoothly most people make up bullshit. At one point, she says this. She goes, but it's not just China. It's also adults who are visiting corrupt values on children. And I'm like, girl, do a second take. Yeah.

Right. There's also a moment here where we're going to see So one of the kids tells us that Russia and China are laughing at us for being so gay And then we see Robbie and Landon like straighting their kids up a little bit And one of the first things we see in that montage is one of their kids going across the fucking zip line Which I love so goddamn much Just to fuck with Eli, yeah, 100%. Really wants me to hate all the Starbucks regardless of generation.

They're like, you know, so make sure your kid is a bigot. You know, only you can make your kid a big again on that. Yeah. Your kids are going to hate you for thinking Facebook is a Chinese duel to turn them gay, but that's okay. Yes. And then we get, so this is an actual goddamn fucking line from the movie. I swear I'm just transcribing at this point. Quote, Robbie Landon, and is the narrator.

He goes, to understand where we're going, you have to understand where we are, where we were, and where we're going. I'm like, well, mostly that last one, but yeah. Yeah, the last one does a lot of it, yeah, 100%. But, yeah, he's like, he's like, you know, used to be that schools weren't all fucky. People would do wholesome shit with their kids. And when we're saying the wholesome shit, we see his kid shooting a handgun.

The kid's like nine, right? The handgun's the size of the kid. Yeah, you can't see it, but the trans classmates are running away from the gun fire. Oh, God. So, yeah, but it's just this boomer ass there didn't. used to be list that he goes on for a while. Yeah. His exact sentence is, we almost never sexualized kids in schools back in the old

days. And I was like, hey, Robbie, hey, Robbie, real quick. What do you mean almost? Yeah, so what happened to you in school, man? I thought he was going to like, there must be a cut version where he's like, except of course, for penis inspection day in that class. We all remember and hated that. I think the other thing he said, he's like, he gets mad about seeing like kids at school, seeing two women. in intimately embracing, and what we see is a footage of them hugging. So they're not even kissing at this point. This is just a hug.

And he's like, no, no, no, leave some space for Jesus in there. Yeah, right, right, yeah. It's the video of a gay wedding. Yeah. Oh, is it? Sealed with a hug. I mean, that's not okay in the sense that he's got a point. It's like, now I'll just have the context.

But we also meet Jessica Tapia here, who is, she's a canceled public school teacher, who was fired just because she was openly bigoted towards her trans students. Yes, and now she works for Prager U. She works for Prager U right now And I'd have rather just interviewed an actual tapir, like the animal Atapia, it would have been far better Just flapping there on the chair, you know what?

Not transphobic, we love him. Also, does she teach Jim for Prager U? Because that's what she taught before she got fired. Yeah, exactly. But yeah, but she explains how she was abused, sexually abused as a child, and if trans people had their way, nobody would ever get arrested for child.

Abuse, it's convoluted as all fuck. It is convoluted because she said she was assaulted when she was younger and it's not by a trans person because it had fucking said so if it was by a trans person. So what we've learned just from that bit is that the threats to kids aren't trans people or books because it was neither of those things that put her in that situation. It was a cis guy. Right. So then the title card catches up to the movie apparently because we've already been

talking about it. We get education apostrophe. And this is where they start telling us about the dangers of comprehensive sex education, which is such a weird fucking argument to make, because they were just making the argument about how important it is for children who are sexually abused to have the language to talk about it. And now they're going to argue against sex ed. Yeah. And can I save you 27 minutes of the movie? Because this is their argument. So the lady who designed a bunch of the sex ed curriculum, not all of it, but so she's well done on the board. Her husband, wait,

Stop. Her husband produced some burlesque shows. Yep. Yep. That's it. Oh, my God. We go through 90s. This guy, Seth Gruber takes us to do 97 miles of yarn and pushpins to get there. Hey, Marsh, you're a little familiar with Seth's work. Are you not? Well, no, I had to look into him. So I got really confused because he was, I looked him up. And he's from the White Rose Resistance. He's the CEO. A lot of resistances have CEO. Yes, the CEO of the White Rose. And the thing is, this is where I started to lose my mind

because I spent literally years investigating the White Roars anti-vax movement on Telegram. I spent the pandemic on Telegram in those groups. So I actually went back into Telegram to check if this guy Seth Gruber is involved in the White Roes. Hey, guys, I'm back. And the thing is, the Antivax White Roars have said that they're aware of him. They don't deny any links to him, but they don't confirm it.

But he set his thing up the White Roars in 2022, which is obviously after 2020 when the White Roes started up. So I think he might have been part of that, maybe. But his thing, the White Roars' resistance that they do not tell you in this movie, is explicitly just an anti-abortion group. Oh, really? So that's what he's all about.

I looked at his podcast. He had a podcast. At one point, he interviewed Peter McCulloch, a well-known vaccine denier, about how bad the COVID vaccine is. So I think he might have been the same white roars and he's now trying to have like plausible deniability to distance himself to television.

Oh, interesting. or at least, at the very least, he's heard of them. But what I can say is he's in a suit. He's wearing formal shoes. He's got no socks on. So he's basically a monster. And also his feet are right in between the interviewers. Because once again, they have that tight stupid shot going.

Yeah, exactly. So, but yeah, but basically he gives us fucking back to bacon levels of trying to attach Mary Calderone to Alfred Kinsey or whatever. But that's the whole thing. And then they start talking about how there's a bunch of porn in schools. Now, these liberals will tell you that there's no porn in schools, but they found otherwise. And then we get my favorite goddamn scene in the fucking movie. This is where we meet Pastor John Amichukwu.

And they, so this gentleman is going to have fucking gay children's books described to him in detail and be wildly uncomfortable about it for the next seven minutes. It's amazing. Oh, my, okay. So let me, a little behind the scenes here. So Pastor Amichuku is African-American. And the Starbucks were like, nice, we got a black guy. So what they do is they're like, so if you saw a children's book where one child was rimming out another child's ass going, yummy, yummy, yummy, poopy, I love it in my tummy. And he's like, that's fucking horrible.

Let me be my own version of a picket. Yeah. Why, you guys got to set me up like that. And he's in such a nice suit. And I just want them to spend the rest of the two hours left of this. movie just describing more and more gay sexual acts in great detail while he said there his fancy little suit it's great also the kairon for this chap is just dad protesting porn in schools with capital letters on each of those so i thought oh is that the name of his org no that's just what

they've described he's just a dad who doesn't a basic description and he's a pastor right you have a fake title man yeah exactly yeah and and these they're just showing they're like reading little excerpts of books and stuff like that and they're probably pretending that these are being given to like seven-year-olds. Most of these books that they're talking about are books that are given to like 15, 16, 17-year-old kids. Yes, it is, yeah. And yes, some of them talk about like masturbation and rape,

you know, which, hey, probably a good fucking thing for kids to know about, for teenagers to know about, probably younger. Yeah, let's get the Bible out of schools. I agree, Pat. Right, yeah, right. But there is an amazing line. There's an amazing line.

After they give him one of the excerpts from the book in which someone, like, swallows their own cum, Pastor John says, well, what educational benefit will a child learn from even thinking about the idea of ingesting their own body fluid? And honestly, genuine laughout, loud moment.

Just at the length of the sentence and the twist it kept taking, it was beautiful. Because, like, it's not a math textbook right there. It's not like Adam ejaculates 8 milliliters of cune into a glass. John adds 5mm,000. And Pete adds a further 12.

How much cone will add him swallow in total? That's not a sort of it. Jimmy has six oaky cookies. There's this great way. He goes, what do you say to people who say there's no porn in schools? And he says, they have reprobate minds. And then there's a pause while they wait for them to

just not give my word a day calendar answer. And he's like, I mean, they don't they don't like the bad porn. They're bad. So, yeah, but also Pastor Johnick starts to explain how men are superior to women. Yeah. Right? And that men need to stand up at this

point. Would you say men? Oh, would you say In an attempt to drive Michael Marshall, truly insane, he's like, man, it needs this. And Marsh is like, okay, there's a weird, man, need to say. He's like, come on, surely. He's like, I see Marsh like Googling hypersonic pronunciations across the United States in his notes. He also starts talking about how, why is he start talking about searing things with a hot iron? Like, anybody who feels that way should be seared with a hot iron. I'm sure he says something like that.

I think we found the genre of books that he likes, that he'd have been quite happy for them to keep reading to him if it contained that kind of stuff. Yeah. No, he talks about when they're asking about people who disagree with him, he says, well, you know, their conscience has been seared with a hot iron. And I'm like, that's it. Yeah, no need to understand the other side of the story

if it's because their conscience has been seared by a hot iron. And they even kind of like stumble into that by accident, they're like, you know, in these books that we're talking about, you know, these are books that are approved by, you know, all of these library associations and all these teachers unions and we're like, oh, well, you must be misrepresenting them then, right? But instead, they're like,

but look at these fucking teachers unions. We've looked at their literature and at their conference, they have like critical race theory modules and climate change modules and social just as much. They have to be full of shit, right? They're showing this by highlighting the text.

So they're just taking the words that they are scared of on the agenda and highlight decolonizing safe and then later in the sentence, spaces. There's one point. They just highlight the word gender. Scary word, right? Scary word.

I guess it is. I'll just say, just before we leave Pastor John, there's one more thing I want to say. There's a point at which he says, the enemy hasn't crept around the back door. We brought the enemy in through the front door and given him the red carpet.

And I wrote, again, was that from one of the smut books that they would read? By all means, use the front door during the red carpet, but you're going to want to put a towel down on the bed. Yes, yeah, no, absolutely. They highlight the words transformative change, and I wrote in my notes, they think that means being trans, don't they?

Probably, yeah, transformative pedagogy or something. Yeah, yeah, well, and then, of course, they have the, like, straight into the camera, what to do about it moment where they're like, yell at teachers, you know, start shit at your schools about this. And on that note, I think everybody needs a break to hug a teacher, so we're going to take that minute, but we'll be back soon with even more of the War on Children. All right, what about robot legs?

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Well, it looks like we might be able to keep up with Nicola after all. Really? Because like this week, she accidentally walked across the channel. Right. Like the water? The water, yeah. Now, Mrs. Gaines, how do you respond to the accusations that you've been cursed by trans witches and are turning into a pumpkin? Well, Tom, this is just another example of the radical left and the lies they're willing to spread against women in sports.

Right. Oh, all right, but your head is like a perfect circle. Yes, it is, Tom. And once again, the left has descended to personal text. Like the time Simone Billis told me to pick on a man my own size. Yeah, that was pretty funny. Now, you also, you do appear to be growing leaves out of the side of your neck, though, in those little... Again, Tom, this is a thing that natural, real women experience.

I am here to represent the experience of a real natural woman, and we grow leaves sometimes. Okay, what... And the fact that you're turning orange... This is just makeup in the south. All right. Well, thanks so much for joining us. Would you like to wait out front for your Uber? Yeah.

Can I hold a candle in my mouth? I'll see what we can do. We're going to get in trouble for that one. And we're back for more of this shit. And now it's time to demonize social and emotional learning. Yeah. Right? They're like, well, you know, it started as anti-bullying.

And I'm like, well, I guess I can see why you guys are against it then. Yes. Learning to share in kindergarten. is their enemy. Yep. Yeah. Folks, this is why, this is Lisa, what's her name? Lisa Logan, who is listed simply as social emotional learning expert.

Yes. And everybody, this is, she has a anti-social emotional learning podcast, okay? She does. And this is why it is so important. We should never, ever say that nobody should kill themselves. No, no. Okay. You lie.

Whatever else she does in her life, because she has an anti- social-emotional learning podcast. It is so bad. She's introduced as social-emotional learning expert. If you go to her appearance on the dark side of the rainbow, the podcast from Gaze Against Groomers,

she gets introduced there as a mom of three and a vocal critic of S-E-L. But that makes you an expert for this movie. Yeah. She also wrote a substack called the title of the substack was

SEL plus ESG equals social credit system. I've tried. I don't understand what she's getting at, but that is the title. is her argument. Wow. So yeah, but she explains that, you know, SEL started as anti-bullying, but then they realized that to be truly empathetic, you have to be honest about American history.

That's a, that's a whole can of worms right there. But this is also where we meet Alvin Liu. He is the founder of, quote, courage is a habit. I have no idea what that was. I couldn't, at this point, I could not be bothered to look these assholes up anymore. Oh, I looked him up. Oh, all right. I looked him up. I looked him up. I looked him up. I found his Instagram, which is set to private, but his Instagram lists him as an illusionist. And his Instagram is Magic of Alvin Liu.

I checked. It's definitely the same guy. I found his Facebook page where he's still being a magician. So, Eli, your representation in this movie, I'm sure you're right. Man, didn't realize I was going to have to take a hit for multiple communities here, but yeah, no, that is

rough. Yeah. It's weird to say that mentalism is someone's second worst hobby well and there's this great moment here with the two like him like Robbie Landon they're so interchangeable to me in this movie Robbie Starbuck and Alvin Loon

are just sitting there and they're just back and forthing these nonsense things that like these dog whistles right these things that like I can't even figure out what the fuck they mean because I'm not part of the echo chamber right yes yeah yeah but they claim at this point that San Francisco doesn't arrest people for stealing because they're too woke.

Yep. I feel like they do. That's very funny. Yeah, they also claim that they make rape victims face their abusers, which is just a truly psychotic way to describe restorative justice. Yes, it is. They also say that he goes at this point, he goes, you know, because they're talking about all the shit that's going on

in the schools, he says, now you might be thinking, this sounds like communism. Because you're a fucking idiot. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, and this is why they have the line, while not all teachers are communist. I agree, not all teachers are communists.

I can agree with you. I left out loud. I left out loud. So, yeah, he says that, you know, they're teaching transgenderism to toddlers. And I'm like, along with genderism, though, right? Like, yeah, I get it why you would want to teach that to toddlers. He also says they claim here that Joe Biden is trying to make schools. Of course, this was released during the Biden administration.

He was trying to make schools that have their own. health care systems, which sounds great except for that's how they're going to transition your kid's gender without your permission. Right. Yeah. I was wondering why healthcare was the scare point of that sentence. They're going to give your kid access to health care. Yeah. And now that makes sense. Okay, that makes sense on me. Is this, also they say stories like this happen so often, the shock factor begins to fade away. And it's like, yeah, almost as if we're used to finding out every single time, it's not true. And that's why we're not shocked or we're here anymore. It's just a lie. Exactly. He goes like, you know, these are not no longer public schools. These are state schools because they don't tell you both sides of the issues.

They only tell you the liberal side. And I'm like, yeah, right. During the active shooter drill, they should really pause to talk about the fun of duck hunting, right? Yeah, I mean, I couldn't do much with this. I did write in my notes, like, Alvin, if your sentence doesn't end with and was this your card, I am not listening to you. And honestly, even if it does, I'm still not listening to you. Alvin implies at one point that they want to make kids trans so they'll be better soldiers. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Take me there, Alvin.

He also uses the phrase climate changeism at one point. And this is a great moment where you can see the Starbucks pause to let him re-say his sentence and he's just like, nope, sticking with climate changeism. Also, kids in kindergarten are taught

how to think like a critical race theorist, I guess in that you're trying not to eat the crayons or shit your pants, which critical race theorists also don't do. No, you're right. They don't, though. Yeah. They go to the bathroom and the big potty. And then we check back in with Pastor John.

So he can explain how he doesn't feel included by DEI. And he gives this just truly insane figure. Right. He says, you know, in North Carolina, they have a DEI office for the schools that spent over $8.7 million pushing DEI since 2013. This film was made in 2024. He says, and they have nothing to show for it. But like I did the math, that's 52 cents per student per year.

I wonder why it isn't working. Probably it's a flawed concept. You can get a pen with a logo one. That's all you can get to get us. You can get a brand into pen. And Pastor John didn't personally see any results from it. So that's a waste of time. Right.

Yeah, exactly. But then, okay, so then they have to deal with the fact that people watching this probably know a teacher, right, who isn't a communist. So they're like, you know, so yeah, there are good teachers, but they're getting drowned out by the system. Yeah, and like, there are good teachers, but never mind them, let's go back to Jennifer Tapia, who we're going to actually going to come back to.

Yes, right. Yes, like speaking of what, here's one that got fired for being a bigot. Yeah. And this is, of course, where she admits that the recent she was fired because she was being forced to use kids chosen pronouns. No, she was forced to lie. Well, that is lie. says, if you use someone's preferred pronoun, you're lying if you think about it, she says.

And so, yeah, if you think about it, not very hard. Yeah, do you think about any harder than hardly at all? Then, yeah, fine. Also, she refuses to use their chosen pronouns. Among those chosen pronouns, clown, clown self is the real pronoun that some people use. Yeah, that is a court. Hey, if you're so stupid that you think people are actually using the pronoun clown, clown self, you should be dead. You should be dead in a place where they can eat your body. You understand?

No, you should be alive in a place where they can eat your body. Come on, you're alive. Let's get this right. There's no way your body is being used to its maximum potential. While it's saying the words, clown's self is a real pronoun that some people use. Yeah, like at that point, all of your potential is purely chemical potential. Exactly.

Yes, right. The chemistry of your body could be better used as. Well, you might be like standing at a peak, right? you might have potential energy for kinetic, yeah. Yeah. So, okay, but so Tapia tells us, you know, there was a public part where they demanded that I used the kids' chosen pronouns, but then there was a secret part of my instructions that there's no proof of anywhere.

You can't prove it if I'm lying. Where she was also not allowed to tell the parents what pronouns their kids were using. And right after she says that, we see a stock image of street riots. Tell me what pronouns like kids are using. Clown, clown self. Clown, clowns. But yeah, but then he explains that kids were asked to turn their parents in. Sorry, this is where he's telling us how we're, like, becoming a communist country, right?

Yeah. And is this where they throw up some evidence of that? And they, like, they throw on screen their evidence for the claims that he's making. And it is his Twitter accounts. Like, they're citing his own Twitter in his own movie. And if you don't believe me, yes. Yes, and if you don't believe me, maybe you'll believe also me. These billboard listed tweets.

Yes. But he's like, you know, and maybe you think your kids would be safe in private schools, but that's no guarantee of anti-wokeness. So this is where they're going to demonize the N-AIS, which I don't, I'm not really familiar with it, but it's an educational organization that private schools sign on to. Yeah. Spoiler alert, if you look up any of the institution

that they villainize in this movie. It's a fucking, like, library institution where they're like, learn to read with Robbie the Rabbit. Yeah, it's right, right, yeah. Well, they're trying to demonize this group and they say, you know, that group even tells you that you should not use boys and girls

when you can just say students, like a bunch of fucking commies would. Like, that's so, that's the fucking milk toast shit that they're freaking out about. Yeah. And they're talking about like totalitarian culture. They keep using like cultural revolution is the terms and stuff that they're talking about.

But, like, they're saying, essentially, the only way to stop the totalitarian culture evolution taking your kid is to monitor and control all aspects of their waking lives and thoughts at all time. And that's the only way you can protect them from totalitarianism. Yes. But, yeah, so we see gayness everywhere we go, right, in cereal boxes on TikTok and at parts of noble, blah, blah, blah. And then we meet Aurora Regino, whose kid was transitioned secretly at school.

Now, here's the thing. What happened is this kid, like, the school started using their preferred pronouns in name. That's what she means, which is to assume that her kid was secretly transitioned. Now, later, that kid would be surgically transitioned, but not, you know, secretly. Yeah. And not at school. The science teacher didn't, you know, give her top surgery instead of doing fucking frogs in biology that year. Exactly, but they will never be clear about that, right?

No. it's very much just that they change like they would address the kid by a different name without telling the parents, which to be honest, is awful. We all know that parents need to be consulted before you call a child by a different name. My parents had to sign a form in triplicate before people could refer

to me as Marsh. You can't give, no nicknames, that's illegal. No, I had to talk to parents sign off in the first. I had to talk to Marcia's mom about it. It was really weird. It was intense. Yeah, it was intense. And she keeps talking about how every time the kid came home, they would identify as the gender that the mom preferred. And I'm like,

hey, why isn't your kid in the interview with you, though, Mom? Yes, right. Where's your kid? Where's your kid to back up your whole they turn to be trans story? Yeah, yeah. So yeah, and Robbie at this point is like he says, and again, I feel like I need to constantly remind you that there's not context that I'm leaving out

unless there's context that they're also leaving out. But Robbie's question here is like, well, you know, if kids can consent to having different pronouns, isn't the next step to say they can consent to having sex with adults? Yeah. Hey, Robbie, why's that your next step, bro? Hey, Robbie. Hey, Robbie. I don't like where your head's at. In my notes, this is how it goes in my notes. Quote from Robbie, if they're able to consent to something as serious as changing their sex without their parents knowing,

me saying, I'll stop you there. And I had stopped him there. I then unpauled. And the very next thing is, holy fuck he should have let me stop him there. You sure let him stop in there. Yeah. See, I wrote in my notes, said like a man who looks like he's the villain in three ninjas meet an adult. So, yeah, and then he shows this statistic that says that over 25% of students report being something other than straight and cis. Yes, so I looked this up. I actually went away and found this. It said the CDC shows 25% identifies something other than straight. It's like, right. But when you look at it, 12.2% identified as bisexual. 5.2 said they were questioning. 3.9% said other.

3.2% said gay or lesbian. And 1.8 said, I don't. don't understand the question. So you could have phrased that as 97% didn't report being attracted to the same sex. And that would have been just as accurate a way of presenting those figures. Right. But the thing is, that report surveyed students in grade 9 through 12. So that is ages 14 to 18. And when the movie shows us that stat, they show it all the footage of a seven-year-old with a Lion King backpack. But this is not about seven-year-old. This is about kids, about half of whom are legally able to be having sex at the time. Yes, right.

And this is also where they introduce, they start calling the trans-inclusivity movement pro-mutilation activism. Hell yeah, Robbie. Oh, this is also where they compare, like the percentage of those current kids, 25% who identify as not straight. And we compare that to just 2.8% of baby boomers

who identified as being LGBTQ. It's like, right, but maybe there's a difference between 16-year-olds now. 70-year-olds from a cultural perspective. There's a difference. And maybe when your dad went hunting with his buddies for six months out of the year, they were fucking, Robbie.

They were fucking. But the other thing is, is the implication here seems to be, you know, two generations from now, we're going to be all gay. But yeah, and then they show some lady who said that she could tell her kid was trans by the vegetables that they ate. Yeah, that's probably dumb.

There's a lot of people who say dumb shit. I don't even know. that might have actually been a really good point that the woman was making and they just cut it out of context. Everything that I did look up was dishonest. Yeah. And even if we take their dishonest interpretation at face value, it's not one one millionth as crazy as the sentences you just said previous to that quote. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. So, but now it's time to warn us about the dangers of America being all gay and trans, right? He goes, you know, successful countries like successful people have to have certain traits like strength.

Resilience, outside of the box thinking and competence. And I just want to know how long they search for the word creativity before giving up and going with outside the box thinking. Manly countries. Countries that can lift weights with their teeth. I just feel bad that America's lost it. It's just lost its confidence. That's what's going.

And just get a new haircut, honestly. You'll feel so much better like yourself. Yeah, we just need more resilience. See, but here's the problem with that, Marsh. To have confidence, you need to know. your gender for some reason. That's true. He explains him.

So you know what type of haircut to get? No, it makes sense. Are you going to barbers or hairdressers? You need to know that before you go out and get your hair cut. And then we have to once again explain how it's all Alfred Kinsey's fault, right? Because they've spent a lot of time demonizing Kinsey at this point. And so now we have to get the yarn and the pushpins out and connect him to Hugh Heffner and the modern porn industry.

Because you know how Hugh Hefner models the modern porn industry? Born industry. But even before we get to Hugh Hefner, there is a bit in this where they're talking about a particular, they make it out like it's an experiment where there are two twins and they raise one as a boy, but they put the other one through trans surgery. They mutilate them, they say, mutilate them and raise them as a girl and look what happened to them. And the person who was mutilated according to this movie went on to kill themselves.

And it's still seen as a success. That's the story they're talking about. They're talking about David Reimer, who was mutilated in a botched circumcision. And so the surgery went, fuck it, we'll make him a girl then. That's what they're talking about here. This isn't a, the psychologist forcibly turned this kid trans. It's a, we were doing a different type of unnecessary, like a totally unnecessary genital surgery on him,

and then fucked up so badly that we decided to take a shot of what gender we could raise him as. That's what they're talking about here. Cynical fucking ghouls. Yeah. And to be clear, the study that Dr. Money actually did was one of the very early ones that proved that forcing people, to be a gender other than the one they feel like kills them. And I wrote my notes, do you hear it, Robbie Starbuck?

Do you hear it? Yeah. And they're raising it as evidence on their side. No, it's evidence of what you people are doing here. Yeah. Yeah. And there's even a part where they're like to try to demonize Kinseymore. And they're like, well, you know, he wanted to know more about pedophilia.

So we interviewed pedophiles. Hey, he. What? Okay. So this is my favorite thing. And we've talked about this when we reviewed other movies, but it's the famous pedophile chart. So here's what actually happened. Kinsey interviewed convicted pedophiles and he asked them all sorts of questions about their offenses,

including how often their victims orgasmed during that attack, which is useful information. However, they will present this information like Alfred Kinsey, and I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating for comedic effect, sat there jerking off babies with a stopwatch to see how many times they came. That is exactly it. They also give us the line, Kinsey's biographer would later admit Kinsey was a paedophile. And like, that's not how admit works. You can't admit that someone else is something. And if he did write that, it didn't make it onto Kinsey's Wikipedia page.

So that is a bit of an odd admission for that page. Right. And I know this is such a small, insignificant thread to pull it, but I have to talk about it. White Rose guy who's doing the like Kinsey connection thing. He's like, and you know, they use bunnies for Playboy Benny's. And what do bunnies do? They hump. And I was like, yeah, man, we all fucking got that.

But wait, there's more. It's even better. He's like, and what is the bunny wearing a bow tie? Just like Alfred Kinsey. And literally nobody else ever. And the only person to ever wear a fucking coat tie. But yeah, and then they transition straight from like, Alfred Kinsey wanted to normalize child rape,

which is the claim that they're making. also sometimes in queer theory they spell women with a why so that it won't have a men in it and that's dumb. Because they're trying to eliminate men from the world. Right, yeah.

And the thing is, this is while they're talking to Seth Ruber and he's been talking for so long and they don't edit in them asking a question so it just seems like he went on this long

entirely overhanged rant and they just sat there politely listening for like eight minutes solid or something. I wrote it in my nose this entire section is just a bucket of shit that grind Seth's gears.

We go from that. We go back to the church group where they're making this claim. Some of these kids are making the claim that their friends become trans because, you know, culture affirms people for being trans. You know, and I'm like, yeah,

no, that's what trans people always tell me is how affirming culture is. Oh, it's so awesome to be a trans child right now. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the sports court girl. I read out as a blonde YouTube girl, and she's talking about how much kids, like how they think they're queer

because they value in, the affection and attention that they've never had and that's when I wrote 100% she's bisexual by college. It's not even one question at a base point.

She's listening to this episode in backlogs right now and she's like, oh my God, that was me. That was me. Oh my God. There's so much fun.

Right, right. I'm taking my wife to a live show this week. Yeah, that's right. So, and then they, one of them says that the teachers are always so much nicer

to the trans kids. And I'm like, well, except for the one that got fired for being abused to him earlier that we met. Yes. Yeah.

And the magician. and the magician's probably not super nice as trans kids he brings on stage. And also there's a moment here where they're like, well, you know, this report out of California suggests that trans kids suffer from more mental illness than other kids. So maybe being trans as a mental illness.

And I'm like, or maybe you bully them a lot. Yeah, that's you. You do the thing. That's you. You do that. Yeah. But then, okay, so I'm not entirely sure what point they were trying to make with this. They talk about this experiment by Robert Cleck where they made people think that they put a hideous scar on their face and sent him into a social situation,

but they hadn't actually done that. And then they asked people how did how do people treat you because of the hideous scar? Yeah. And what's so funny about this study is, one, it's a very insightful study, but two, it doesn't describe trans people, but it does describe Robbie Starbuck, right? He's sitting there being like,

they're coming from my children, just rubbing at the scar that is not on his face. So, okay, so while you try to sort out how the fuck anything in this movie relates to anything else, So we're going to take a quick break. But first, let me give Act 3 the hard sell. Will this couple utter a true statement before the movie is over? Are they even capable of doing so without their teeth falling out and their faces turning to ash?

If so, how can we trick them into saying a true statement? Find out the answer to questions only a bigot would ask when we return for the 12 subjects a minute conclusion of the War on Children. What about blue jeans? Do you think I could sell some of those if I bring a punch? That's Soviet Russia, man. Damn. Hey, guys, what you're doing? Figuring out how to survive, Noah.

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Go to RocketMoney.com slash awful movies today. That's rocketmoney.com slash awful movies. All right, Noah, thanks. Sorry I couldn't think of anything British to sell Marsh. Yeah, it's really not an issue. Teeth? Like loose teeth. Yeah. Honestly, worth a shot in Manchester. Yeah. Ooh. So tell us what happened to your daughter? Well, she took her own life.

Oh, that is so tragic. And why was that? Well, she was wrapped up in this whole LGBT thing, and her father and I did not approve. So we... Wait, what? No, well, we just don't believe in any of that trans stuff. Oh, so you killed your kid about it? well our pastor said that if you killed your kid because your pastor told you do

well the the Bible is oh yeah the Bible look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me look at me I do not have any beliefs that I hold so dear that I would endanger the life of my child to hold them do you hear me not a single one none well we could should I would vote for Trump while making hard eye contact with Barack Obama himself why would you care about what you think more than your kid. It's just a thing that you think. Well, when I was growing up, you see, we didn't have... You know, it's weird, because you

actually, like, deserve hell and you're in the hell that you made. Like, your kid's dead, and you killed your kid. Well, that isn't a very nice thing to say. I just wish there was a way for your kid to be dead without your kid being dead, you know? I think I'm

going to go. And on fire, I'd love for you to be on fire all the time as well. And we're back for still more of this shit. And we're back for still more of this shit. We're going to move on to that other great corruptor of the youth, the news apostrophe. So this part is going to start with a long montage of people. There's several montages in this movie are just people arguing with them on Twitter.

Yes. Right? We see an argue, like a. of people said this to us on Twitter, well, here's the facts, in quotes, right? Right. Which does suggest that if you send them abuse on Twitter, you might make it into their next film. Oh, interesting. That could be a fun contest. And what's funny is they're trying to set up the straw man of people saying there's no such thing as gender reassignment surgery on kids. That's because what they're claiming is that people are doing what is commonly

referred to as a sex change on kids, which does not happen. So now they will now talk to a bunch of people where gender affirming surgery means things like top surgery or puberty blockers, which do absolutely nothing. Puberty blockers. Eli, those puberty blockers are reduced to chemically

castrate pedophile. That's right. That is true. Which is terrifying as long as nobody looks of dosages. Yes. Yeah, I wrote my notes. And aspirin is a drug that's used to murder

people when you eat 11 bottles of it. So he even says at one point He's like, you know, these people are out there just playing doctor And I'm like, well, they're doctors. I mean, we all agree that they're doctors. Yeah, if anybody's going to, it should be them, really, in many ways. Yeah, right. This is where we go back to Layla as well, don't we?

Because she, like, we're talking about her experience of, like, the surgery and things she had. And as she's talking about, like, how she found things difficult, they give a voice over saying how damaged and anxious she seemed It's like those absolute fuckers. You're not even saying it to her face while she's there. It's like, we couldn't get over how anxious and damage this poor child in front of us seemed. You might notice that this child is very obviously being used as a tool by two of the most evil people possible. But we don't want her to hear that out loud.

You might as well have her fucking try the instant coffee, Crystal. And you know what? It makes me think, because I assume like the stuff she's saying is kind of agreeing with them along the way. But it makes me think, is she also one of the people who was getting. given a different name for this documentary when she was invited to it. And she's giving her story. But they're putting this voice over over the top because they've twisted it a little bit and edited the way it's been done because we will see that later.

Yeah. So the thing is, one way or the other, the whole interview is fucking ghoulish, right? Yeah. Because whether they're right or wrong, their point is, oh, this kid is damaged. How can we exploit them? Yeah. Leila gives them another really close to a no to one of their leading questions. They go, Layla, is there a difference between giving an anorexic liposuction?

and your gender transition, and we watched Layla be like, no. Yeah, right, right. I'm like, how are those things the same? Yeah. And she says, at this point, she's like, well, you know,

like they brushed me into gender transition. I didn't really know what that meant. I hadn't even had a sex ed class. Yes. At that point in my life. Which this movie has already said, it's good that kids don't get sex ed class. We shouldn't be given kids sex ed class.

What side are you on? And there's also a bit in it where, she talks about how the reason that she was kind of feeling some kind of disfalia or confusion was because she was finding that her body wasn't like the bodies that she's expected to see women in like media and stuff. It's like, yeah, because the problem is rigid gender stereotypes and body image expectations. If only there was some kind of movement to try to reduce those regressive tropes. Oh, there is.

And you're fucking against it. This whole movie is partly against that. Right, absolutely. And the whole thing here is that they say that Layla transitioned to a boy and then detransit. and I you know again like everything in this movie is bullshit I don't know you know this is a kid I don't want to like I like I can't assume that they're being honest with me about anything or that like this person's parents weren't like just off to the side demanding that they do this or whatever right but regardless like the point then is like okay so when you decided that no no you actually wanted to be a a woman and felt like that was your proper gender you were allowed to do that think about how fucked up it would be if you were Yes. Yes. It's like whenever there's an abortion in a movie, in a Christian movie where they like, they show someone being forced to get an abortion. It's like, no, no, no, we are pro-choice about both sides of the transition. You could change your gender. You could change your gender back. Make up your own gender. We don't fucking care. You're the one holding gender under your pillow like it helps you sleep at night like a nook, Robbie. And part of the argument against transitioning as well is that Kaiser, her health insurance, covered her transition, but isn't covering the aftercare from her detransitioning.

That's not trans people's fault. No. Like medical insurance being shit in America. That's the problem there. It's not, it's a different problem. Yes. Yeah. And don't worry, there are actually way more detransitioners than any of the papers we could make up

because the detrans Reddit has 50,000 members. Yes, right. They're like, you might think that Layla is an isolated example, but there's a lot. none other, no other ones that we could find for this movie, but there's a lot of them. Yeah, yeah, there's all these ones on Reddit. And, you know, Reddit, given that Reddit, definitely verifies everybody in that one trans

and now no longer is before you're allowed to join the Reddit group. This is evidence. Right. So, okay, so now it's time for them to tell us about the Milgram experiment incorrectly. Yes, they do. They absolutely do. Because they're talking about how,

oh, but even when the people who are involved, the participant heard the patients begging for help and begging to stop, they carried on until they killed them, It's not, no, actually, when you look at the details of it. Like, when they heard the patient begging to stop, they just stopped more than time. They mostly stopped. It's the opposite of what happened. Yes, is great.

Because, again, the Milgram experiment is always just right-wingers telling on themselves, right? They're always like, well, look, I would kill and harm innocent people because I was told by a higher authority. Yes. That's the basis for literally everything I do and the reason I'm making the movie. So if you think about it, that experiment was me being proven. to be the human. It's like how white people think Lord of the Flies is how children would act. Yeah, right, right.

So, yeah, but so they claim that the doctors are making the kids trans and I'm like, it's weird that the kids show up to the doctor saying it then. It's pretty tricky the way they do that. Oh, this is great. I was going to turn you trans and here you are saying. You're primed, yeah. What a coincidence. It's a good thing. It's a good thing that we showed you all those gay cartoons back in the day. Yeah. So, and this is where

fucking Rand Paul shows up. Rand Paul, baby. Yeah. And he's like, well, you know, if you think about it, conservatives never really complained about drag shows before. And I'm like, yes, the fuck they did. Yes, you fucking, what a fucking insane lie.

You guys would get outside and you would protest and you would have signs and stuff about the devil. You guys have been doing that my entire fucking life. The first time I ever went to a drag show, there was a fucking church group outside fucking protest. He opens by being like, now everyone always says, well, your whole thing is being a libertarian. Why do you care what other people do? But libertarianism is an insane lie that doesn't hold up to really any kind of introspection whatsoever.

I'm just a slightly, it's a longer word for the bigot that I am. You understand? My neighbor tackled me and broke my ribs. So I was struggling to fact chat the type of things you were saying because I couldn't take my eyes off the fact that he was tapping his feet in this weird sequence. I could only assume he was trying to do Mars could as a code to anybody watching. I thought to activate a shooter like a Manchurian candidate who happened to be watching, one of the two.

Or maybe it was just that he was so uncomfortable having his feet so close to the people interviewing him. So yeah, but he explains that, you know, in Oregon, kids are having their genitals changed at 13 years old without parental consent. I don't think that's happening. But also he says that, you know, when you go of these gender-affirming clinics, there's nobody there to give you the transphobic point of

view, even. Yeah, and you know what? That's a good point because, like, when you go in for breast augmentation surgery, they don't bring in a nurse to be like, yuck. So, get on that. He also says he doesn't think that any trans kids are being bullied as he appears in a film that is bullying trans kids. That's what this is doing.

Yes. Yeah, he says, they say trans kids are committing suicide because they're not accepted. I think it's the opposite. And I wrote, well, that's a homicidal way of thinking. Yes. Right. Yeah. But after he explains that it's leading to war, they do their whole, like, you know, what can

you do? Well, once again, it's yell at people and be an asshole in public. Right. And then we shift gears to talk about Riley Gaines. Raleigh, Gaines. God, I fucking love Riley Gaines. So little background. They're going to try and do Riley Gaines' background here.

And it's so fucking fun. So Riley Gaines was a college swimmer who tied with Leah Thomas. You know about Leah Thomas because your uncle who has never cared about women's sports in his entire life deeply cares about the swim scores of Leah Thomas, right? She tied with Leah Thomas and Leah Thomas got to hold the trophy for a picture. And so Riley Gaines has dedicated the rest of her life to stopping trans rights as a result. And that's like, you know how the fun of the first. You ever heard the Super Ego podcast where they say that where fucking Lex Luthor is like, I hate Superman because he ripped out on my hair?

That's Riley Gaines's real origin story. So it is, but there's even, there's a wrinkle to that story that you've missed out that makes it even more insane because, yeah, she tied with Leah Thomas for fifth place. Fifth place. He tied for fifth. And that when it came to holding the trophy, like they were like, Leah Thomas was given the fifth place trophy, which isn't a fucking thing. You don't get a fifth place trophy typically,

but she got the fifth place trophy while Riley Gaines was given an exactly equal size, six place trophy while they were trying to find another fifth place trophy to send her in the mail. So in the picture, the trophies they're holding are identical sized for the joint fifth place in this fucking 200

yard freestyle championships at the University of Kentucky. Right. And also her entire argument is Leah Thomas because you know, she transitioned from male is impossible to beat as a female swimmer. Yeah. But she was in fifth, right?

So, like, four people. They show us the video of the two of them get there. And, like, one lady's already made herself something to eat. You know, like, four of them are done, are just, and it's a race of, like, 12 people. Yeah. So, like, a third of them beat Leah Thomas. Also, there's an insane lie in it as well as they're explaining it. Because Riley Gain says, and there's like Leah Thomas, who's six,

but four and, like, really broad. Leah Thomas, I looked up, is 6-1, not 6-4? Riley Gaines has to say, oh, Leah Thomas, who's 6-4? Because 6-1 is very tall for a woman, but the height of a very tall woman, whereas 6-4 is so much taller than that, and therefore much taller than Leah Thomas is, like, I'm 6-1, Heath is 6-4. That is the difference that they're talking about here. Yes.

Right. Also, I want to point out, because, like, Riley Gaines has changed her story, right? She used to sort of be like, I'm the reasonable one, and I support trans-Rans. And now she's like, trans women can't be in female chess tournaments. Like she's a fucking nutbag to the highest possible degree. Right, because it's her whole job. It's like how she makes her living. Exactly. And I want to say that I think there are probably people out there who are trans allies

who have never bothered to Google any of the things they think who find Riley's arguments convincing, right? Because they think this biological essentialism thing is true. Or they, again, they just haven't Googled. They've never Googled any of these. So it's important to say just at the outset, if you've ever, if you have a friend or a family member who's buying this, trans people have been competing in the NCAA for 14 years. They hold zero records.

Yes. Zero all-time records, not in swimming. In fact, only two of them have won championships ever in the entire history of the NCAA. 20 years of the Olympics, a trans woman has not even meddled in the Olympics, let alone there's been one trans woman who's competed, she did none of her lifts, this invisible thing where they're dominating the sport, right? It just hasn't happened and we're 20 years into the experiment. Right.

The thing that Riley is promising not only isn't going to happen, it hasn't happened. Right. And she's been saying it's going to happen for so fucking long that even if we didn't have that long history, you'd have to be starting to scratch your head about it. Yeah. And the thing is, she focks up her own argument even in this interview because she said, about how her partner is like an average swimmer. Her partner's a guy who's an average swimmer and she's like, he's not that good. I'm really good as a swimmer for a woman. He's not that good

a swimmer, but he would kick my butt all the time because a guy will always beat a woman. It's like, right, but you tied with Leah Thomas and got beat by four women. So what you're saying is that there is a difference then between men and trans women. Yes, clearly. And then we cut to her, she's at some fucking, I don't know, maybe it's some congressional thing. where Foghorn Leghorn's grandpa is talking to her and then some actual expert in women's sports. And the woman that he's berating, who is African American, of course,

is explaining that not every man is better at every sport than every woman, right? He's trying to make the argument, well, that women are obviously biologically inferior at sports than men. And the woman is trying not to be, you know, because like if she said, okay let's let's you and I do the 100 meter dash right now right like if she said that she'd make her fucking point right but she's trying not to do that so she's like well you've seen that

tweet about how like what percentage of men think that they could score a point against serena fucking williams in tennis you know that's the point she makes which is there into the fact that i guess serena williams lost to the two hundred and third ranked man in tennis yeah a mere 25 years ago when she was 16 so they're A 16-year-old Serena would have played a guy in his prime. Yeah. Right.

And again, all of this would have been borne out if trans women were dominating women's sports. Yes. Which they aren't doing and haven't done for 20 years. Bill Clinton was the president when they began

to attempt to dominate women's sports. And they have yet to find their victory. Timelines off there. But yeah. So, but they even ask at this point, they're like, well, why aren't there any trans men in sports? And I'm like, well, there are. There are. There are trans men in sports.

And it's also proof that you don't care about any of the locker room stuff you're complaining about. Yes. Sure. Because they say, well, there was a trans male swimmer, but they didn't place. And it's like, yeah, but you literally just compared sharing a locker room with Leah Thomas to mental rape. So none of that means anything. You're a liar. Yes, yeah, 100%.

And when they're talking about, like, why aren't there any trans men in sport? It's very clear that, well, part of it is because you don't let them. Like, there are now rules coming. I mean, like, you can't. So trans men have to still compete in the women's categories because they were born women, like, assigned for a female at birth. So, like, yeah, that's part of the reason as well. So you're trying to stop them being in men's sport.

Right. Yeah, exactly. And then, of course, the other one that they like to harp on, there was an instance where a volleyball player was hurt when a trans woman spiked the ball at her and I'm like, oh, it's a good thing

there weren't any volleyball injuries before that or this would be a very weak point. Never. No one else has ever been hurt in a volleyball game except this one person who took a volleyball

to the fucking face. Yes. Yeah. And I believe I remember looking into it, it wasn't even like the hardest hitter in the league. And like everybody in the league

recognized that that trans person wasn't the person who could hit the hardest in the entire league by some margin. Yes. What Riley is, is implying with that anecdote is that it was the transness of the woman

hitting the volleyball that made it especially dead one. Because the injury. Had penis all over at that volleyball. And also, Marsh has already mentioned the term mental rape. That is not just like a single throwaway line. They say

that like 47 times. They're like, well, how is this different than mental rape? And then the person they're interviewing and they're saying, yeah, no, it's exactly like mental rape. No, it's absolutely mental rape. 100% mental rape. Yeah, London specific. says the mental rape of Riley Gaines and other girls like her. And I wrote, hey, lady,

if you want to stand up for women's rights and their safety, maybe don't cheapen the definition of rape. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. At one point, because she's talking about how you know, trans women are in our locker rooms waving their penises around or whatever. And Landon says, well, do women even have a place where they can get

naked without penises anymore? And the answer is so obviously, yes, that even Riley Gaines can't say no to it. So she's like, well, if it was up to the Biden administration, they wouldn't. I'm like, it is up to the

Biden administration. They're in charges. But if they want, they would put all the their wall penises. They probably have some. And then she tries to do this fucking funny thing.

She's like, and if you don't let them mind rape you, then you're guilty of sexual harassment but being a bigot. So if you don't know what either of those terms mean

that I just said, I'm right. Yes, right. Yeah. But it's not just the colleges that are mentally raping female athletes, y'all. Now women have to worry about being raped in a bathroom. It's a good thing that women never had to worry about being raped before, or this would be a very weak point for them to be making.

Yeah. And it's a good thing that what we find is that trans women are doing the vast majority of the raping that happens. Yes, right. Otherwise, this point would be insanely Googlerable. Yeah, and then we meet Harrison, who doesn't have custody of his kid, according to Harrison, doesn't have custody of his kid because he refuses to accept that they are nine binary. Yeah. I'm guessing that there are actually other reasons as well, but, hey, even if there's not good. Yeah, it's good enough.

Yeah, exactly. And we've seen Harrison actually across our shows. He's sort of a reoccurring villain. Harrison pops up whenever he lost custody of his kid because not only did he refuse to acknowledge. his kid's identity, but he was obviously wildly abusive about it and insisted that his kid dress according to their birth gender and use their dead name whenever they were home, which he admits to openly hear like it's a point for his sign. Yes, right.

He's like, you know, whenever I would have my kids in my custody, they would do exactly the gender thing all the fucking time, God damn it. So obviously this is a bunch of bullshit as mom's feeding him. Yeah, and they give him a lob here, right? here's what's supposed to happen. They're supposed to go, and you would let him play with a doll, right?

And he'd be like, of course, that doesn't mean his trans. But instead they say, and you'd let him play with the doll, right? And he goes, I would attribute that no meaning.

And you're like, oh, you're a fucking psychopath. Well, he tries to convince us that the kid's mom just made the kids trans to piss Harrison off. Oh, no, and because she's mentally ill as well.

That's the thing. Oh, right, that too, yeah. The kid was only starting to be trans in the mother's eyes when her bipolar disorder came on. Yeah, he says, like, the media's reporting their mum's got BPD. A study shows 53% of moms who have kids who are transitioning also have BPD. Does that set off any red flags? Yeah, I mean, the red flag is that the media is speculating about a lady's medical history. Yes.

That is the red flag there. Quite a red flag indeed, yeah. I looked up that study that they're talking about, by the way, the 53% of moms are. who have trans kids have got bipolar disorder. That study is from 1991, a mere 33 years ago that they had to go back to cherry-pick this. And that 53% is 53% of just 16 mums. That's what we're talking about, 53% of 16 months.

Wait. Yeah, I'm not saying it's a bad study, but 53% of 16 people is 8.5 people. Yes. So I'm not saying it's a bad study. Well, it's bipolar, though. So, like, one of them only had unipolar. Only one half of her at that point.

So, okay. So then we finale with, we go back, we go back to our apostrophes with politics apostrophe. And that'll start with an interview with William Lamberth, who is, and like, hey, how you like that, Rand Paul? You're on the same level as William Lamberth. But he's like a, he's a Tennessee congressman who sponsored the anti-drag queen build. Yeah.

And so they opened this interview with like, hey, you know, at one point, while you were trying to get your bill that literally made drag performances illegal in the state of Tennessee past. Somebody sent you an envelope with scary white powder in the mail. Right. So that's pretty evil to try to disrupt the legislative process side that did January 6th.

Yeah. And he's easier to explain that they ain't no chickens down in Nashville, Tennessee. I wrote, my man, your platform is being scared of drag queens and gay kids. Your campaign signs might as well say, my heaven's a mouth. Yes. But also, like, when it comes to the white powder and he got sent, he explains why it wasn't a good idea to send him white powder,

but purely through the logistics of the postage. Because he said, like, yeah, but if you send it to me, like, someone else is going to open it who isn't me, and you don't know what their views are. So, like, it's a bad way to try and attack me is what I'm saying. If you are going to try and kill me sending white powder in the post, it's a bad way because it's very inaccurate in its targeting. That's kind of the advice he's given.

and like Starbucks joins in and it's almost that the point is well remember if you try to kill one of us don't because you might accidentally hurt someone nice along the way and that's the reason not to kill us and to be the only reason not to look I understand why you want to murder me but I have lots of public appearances

where you could shoot me in the fucking face just don't bother my secretary right well that's two things one is weird that they're giving advice on how to better kill them but but the second one is that he just got done talking about how brave he is. She's like, yeah, you know, they try to send me poison. I ain't scared.

It's not going to knock me off of my goal to make Tennessee right with the Lord. Also, I have a pregnant lady that opens all my mail from me in case there's something dangerous in it. So I don't, it wouldn't you even get me, right? Also, I make a taste all of my soup as well. So if you are thinking of, like, poisoning my soup. I'll wear her as a bulletproof best. Rahha, David Crockett. And baby, baby, baby.

He goes, you know, Tennessee here, we're in a volunteer state. And fucking Robbie goes, why, that goes back to Davy Crockett. And I think, yeah, man, it goes back to Davy Crockins. But yeah, then they both complained together about how the left is trying to make this a civil liberties issue just because they're trying to take away people's civil liberties. Fucking overreactors, all of them. Yeah. But also, I'm sorry, but there's something about this Tennessee congressman. He's going like, you know, I'm all for civil rights.

I just don't think that trans people count. And I'm just like, you're not all for civil rights, man. Bullshit. You're not pulling that off at all. Should we visit how your state did on civil rights? You want to check in on that, Guy Fieri? Yeah. But they're like, you know, it's dangerous to misuse this civil rights language.

It cheapens it. Also, California's protection for trans youth from out of state is literally child trafficking. It's next. fucking sent. Oh, it's just right there, man. But then, so this is where they introduced. There's going to be a long line of, like, people that wouldn't be on their movie.

This is the section of the movie called People that told us to fuck ourselves. So they're like, you know, we were going to interview this trans lawmaker and then she learned who we were and saw through our ruse and told us no. So then we called her on the phone from a one party state and

we got her to say it on the fucking phone and put that in our movie. Yeah, and I would have loved to see that phone call unedited because the thing is like, as a documentary and as a undercover genre, there's something like that calling someone like that is not an invalid thing to do to like phone someone up and like essentially do like an audio version of a door stopping kind of thing. But the way to do that ethically is you then play the entire fucking conversation. You don't just like drop into the bit of the conversation that you like. And that's very clearly what they've done in every one of the interviews they have

with people who told them to get fucked every single time. Yeah, and it still doesn't make him look good, right? It's this gotcha thing. He's like, why are you afraid to talk? She's like, I'm not afraid to talk, man. You're a fucking bigot and a liar. And he's like, gotcha. And she's literally like, well, yeah,

but I've seen what you've done with your life and the other things. And you're just a closed door and there's just nothing to be gained from talking to you. And he's like, and he left that in this fucking movie. He left that in the movie. Which means the rest of the call was so much rough for him. It was so, so much rough. And Robbie, look, I know you're still listening and I hope you do it.

But I have it on good authority that you are welcome on the Be Reasonable Podcast to have your say and make your very good points to Michael Marshall. There you go. That's your chance to be heard, my friend. Anytime. You can also appear on my new podcast. Why is your hair always wet? Where we answer pressing questions like, do you wet it before you start filming?

Or do you only film after you've gotten out of a bath? Yeah. So yeah, but then he's, they start going down the list of like, it's like everybody on, again, they're, their worst, the pro-child mutilation side, avoids conversations with, you know, objective people like me. And as he's saying that, as he's giving the, you know, I'd be fair with them if they just talk to me, we are, I cannot fucking exaggerate this film. We are interspersing that with shots of hyenas with zebra legs. Yes.

In the footage of hyenas, yes. Yeah. Now, I do have to clarify. what this is a reference to, because this is so good. So when Robbie started to make this movie, he called a bunch of trans activists and told them he was started, what Marsh hinted at the beginning, he told them he was making a pro trans film

about what trans go through. Someone looked him up and found him out, and then an article came out in Rolling Stone, revealing that he had been doing this to a bunch of trans activists before they actually could do their interviews. So this montage where people are telling him to fuck himself, It's people who have read the Rolling Stone article and are telling him to fuck himself.

And it's great because he is lecturing us, he's lecturing for people for never considering the experience of people they disagree with while exclusively in this film showing us the stories of detransitioners and fifth place tied swimmers those are the ones he gets in. And also, can we give a shout out to Dr. Marcy Bowers' self-control when she says, I hope you find exactly what you're looking for. Good for you, Marcy.

And doesn't he end this by saying, like, isn't it a sign of grooming when you can't ask a question? What? No, I don't think it is. Yeah. No, at one point, they're like, can we ask you a question? And the woman's like, no, I just told you I didn't want to do the interview. And he's like, isn't it a sign of grooming when I can't ask a question?

Aren't you kicking me in the testicles right now? I hope you find what you're looking for. But yeah. And now the war is coming for newborn babies. God damn it. because the CDC is letting trans women have babies suck on their nipples even though that's a known kink

for some trans people. Yeah, it's a known sexual kink of at least some men. Okay, so that you've gone, like, you've split that so fucking finally to find plenty of men. It's not just me, can't come. Yeah. Unless Landon sucks on their nipples, but her jaw is so sharp, it's very dangerous.

And then they complain about Rachel Levine. I don't remember her exact title, but she was a part of the Biden administration and she was trans. She took scientific officer or something like chief science office. Yeah, it was not like, it was like not a position of great import or whatever. But it was, you know, it was, you know, it was something.

It was a trans person existing. Yeah, exactly. Also, I loved that they couldn't find the dead name of Rachel Levine. So they kept being like a man named Rachel Levine. Yeah, right. I wish I could do this stupid dead name. thing that we did from Fleea Thomas. Yeah, right, right. But damn it, Rachel Levine

claimed that gender affirming care prevented suicide based on nothing except overwhelming evidence. And then we meet fucking Abigail. Now, if we're given out a ghoul award in this movie,

I believe it goes to Abigail. Yeah, right? I think it goes to London for a line she says to Abigail in this conversation. Yeah, sure. So Abigail's Kairon lists her as, quote, victim of trans ideology. Now, I'll give you the short version. This is the person that we were lampooning in the third interstitial, right?

We were lampooning the whole movie. But specifically this woman who, it comes out during this interview, her trans son committed suicide. And I can't say because, but, you know, commensurate with her refusing to accept his identity. Yeah. And we draw that from the fact that all she talks about in this interview is that while her child was terribly depressed, she was trying to get them to act like the gender they were born as. Yes. Right. So the story starts with her kid attempting suicide. And after that, when he goes to see some, some psychologist or whatever, they diagnosed gender dysphoria and he

transitions, right? And took the kid away. Right. Well, and that's the thing is that later on in the story. CPS comes and takes the kid away from her so clearly she's just abusive about his transition right? Yes, obviously you think CPS takes you away because you disagree with your kid

on fucking politics? No, she's obviously abusing her trans child. Yes. Her trans child went to a group home rather than be with her. Yes. Her trans child who attempted suicide two more times after the transition before a third

successful attempt, right? And the whole time, this stupid fucking movie is treating her as the victim. Yeah, she is the victim of trans ideology because her child died. She is the victim because her child has died. That is the victim's status here. That's being conferred. Right. From her fucking abuse,

it is just the most disgusting goddamn thing. The whole time I'm watching this movie, I'm like, you've got to be fucking kidding. You don't hear it now? Yeah. standing here with this grieving mother. Well, she's not even, the mother's not even grieving, right? No. The mother doesn't even acknowledge the existence of her son for fuck's sake. And when you say you don't hear it, they don't hear it because they wrap that conversation

up, that interview up with Landon saying, I think from heaven, she can see how hard you fought for her. Abject fucking monster. Jesus. Do you know how bad a person you have to be for Michael Marshall to say you abject fucking monster. This is a man who is recorded

on the internet with being like, I see your point, Leo the Lion, but let me give you a guy. Fuck Leah the Lion, fucking Jim Humbold

talking about how many AIDS patients he's killed. Yeah, exactly. You've got to push it. I wish there was a hell so that everyone in this movie could go there. I think it's one of the most

exploitive things you guys have ever made me watch. It was really rough. And the thing is, I had a busy week. It's QED. I had a lot going on. I'll say, yes, I'll do, I'll do Cam.

It's always a bit fun. Last time we did a silly film from the 80s or something. What have they got for me this week? Oh, I see. Yes, two hours and 20 fucking minutes of this ghouish bullshit. Yeah. And at the end of this interview, just as you're thinking like, wow, I wonder if like touching that woman makes you turn to like black stone or whatever.

They're like, can we all have a big group hug so that everybody knows that we completely endorse the way you drove. of your trans son to suicide. Yeah. I'm just like, roof collapse. Come on. Yeah.

Right. Very, very, very clearly for the microphone, Robbie says, I'm so sorry what they did to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yes. Jesus fucking Christ.

And then we learn that the woke ideology goes all the way up to the Pentagon. To the top. Damn it. To the top. Yeah. So, and this is where they, and again, like,

it's so hard to continue to make their argument as they continue to be so fucking wrong. Because at this point they have to admit that the Department of Defense has determined that it actually is in their best interest to pay for the transitioning of like the kids of service members

just because it's better for the service members not to have to worry about that themselves. Yes, and that their kids won't fucking kill themselves when they do it. Exactly, exactly. So the point being that like

that notoriously liberal institution, the U.S. military, has even determined that they're wrong. on this. Yeah, yeah. This is also where they accused Joe Biden of claiming he owns their children. Yes.

So again, like all of the, this was a sad part, right? It's hard to get through this part of the movie because these people suck and they should be in jail forever, a jail that is on fire. But then they say, when Joe Biden has been saying our children, he means he thinks he owns our children. Yeah, he's not just saying something that literally every other president has also said. But he's claiming ownership. It's sinister when he did it.

And is this the bit where Rand Paul talks about how those kids need to use their dicks before they get rid of them? Like, you don't know what that thing can do. Take it for a test. Yes, exactly. It's been around the block first. Kick the tires. Oh, my God. Yeah, he refers to it as a crime against humanity.

He's like, you've got to try the penis out before you decide what to do with it. Yeah, it's so funny. We watch Rand Paul get trapped in his own sentence. He's like, look, these kids are too young to consent. And also, the adults also can't consent. I'm the only one who knows whose genitals. You should have. Right.

Right. And then they show us another study that says that trans people are a bunch of mentally ill weirdos is all. This is the Lisa Lippman study. And they show us the paper. They flash it up on the screen. And it has the word correction written across it on big letters. Because of how correct the paper is, March. Yeah.

And when you get to that, you can click the link on. correction. It takes you to the correction, and the correction to that study is more than 3,000 words long. Oh my God. Jesus Christ. And obviously, it's a very famous study. The biggest issue with the study is that it's a study of what parents report, it's not about talking to trans kids. So it's basically, we asked a bunch of transformative parents what they reckon was going on with their kid. And we heard some awful stuff from them. Yeah. Yeah. And again, it's not, even if it was completely accurate, it's not that damning. It's like they became very disrespectful about dad's golf game.

You fucking dare! Right. Well, and then they showed that they have to admit that this other study completely disproves everything that they're trying to say. And then they start trying to poke holes in that study. And I'm like, oh, how dare you, motherfuckers, start trying to poke holes in somebody else's study at this point. Fuck you.

And their source for the holes in that study is from a Twitter account called exposing Biden. That's their source. It's exposing Biden. So entirely neutral. Yes, it's tweet four of seven from exposing at exposing Biden they keep pointing out that puberty blockers

haven't been approved for transitioning and I'm like right but they've been approved right like so the approval processes to show that something is healthy that you don't have to like once you prove that like

fucking aspirin can take care of headaches you don't also have to get it approved for joint pain what about when you hit your thumb with a hammer twice right yeah exactly but what about your pinky though yeah different finger

Yeah. But no, but of course, this is where they have to try to make the argument. Because the whole anti-trans thing, the whole like everybody's trying to turn your kids trans, that argument falls apart on the quibono question, right? So this is where they have to argue that drug companies are transitioning kids for the profits. Right. And the media don't ask the question because the media in the pocket of Big Pharma. Big Pharma is some of the biggest, like, advertisers on the media.

And that's why the media are fine. with Big Pharma, deliberately transing your kids for profits? Yes, yes. What? So then they bring up this Swedish study that they accused, they say, like, well, many people say that this study that would disprove us, what they're doing is called convenient sampling. For example, us, we say that.

We don't cite any other sources, but, well, and we've been relying on Twitter thread, so you've got to imagine there's nothing out there for this. Yes. But then they come up with a study that's on their side. They say a Swedish study concluded that transgender people have an increased risk of suicide after transition. And that's the way they're presenting that. After transition, you have an increased risk of suicide. I looked this study up.

We actually covered this on a recent Nororgon episode, and it's true. After transition, trans people have an increased risk of suicide. But what she's not saying is, increased compared to what? And the answer is, cis people of the same age in the general population, who haven't gone through any kind of of dysphoria, who haven't had any kind of issues. So basically what they're saying is, if you're trans and living in a society like one where this movie can come out, you're at a greater risk of depression, regardless of whether you've had surgery.

But that's actually the risk of, like the risk after surgery is lower than before surgery. That's what this found out. Well, yeah, I wrote in my notes, like a Swedish study says that trans kids are suicidal. I wonder if it's because there's a whole industry turning out bigotry documentaries about them. Maybe it isn't. Here's a quote from that study, right? It said this suggests that this is in the study.

This suggests that even though sex reassignment alleviates gender dysphoria, there's a need to identify and treat co-occurring psychiatric morbidity in transsexuals persons, not only before but also after sex reassignment. This is a study saying more support for trans people. Yes. Like the surgery isn't enough. It needs further support to make people able to function in a society that is transphobic. Wow.

Yeah. Well, and then they have this part where the doctor comes out and describes how, like, bottom surgery is done. I'm like, well, all surgeries sound scary when you describe how they're fucking done. That's stupid. And then they tear your appendix from the organs. It was God made to put. And we take a piece of a pig and we insert it into your heart.

Yes, right. And then so, okay, so then they ambush a TikTok influencer who's raising a trans kid or a gender fluid kid. They say it went because she has over 30 million likes. And I'm like, that's not how we generally measure. how we measure them. Also, they fail in this ambush so badly because what they were hoping for was like,

hey, you expose your trans. You make a ton of money off them. And she's like, oh, no, actually, don't put my kids on the TikTok anymore because it's really dangerous and there aren't things like Coogan accounts and there aren't a lot of things that protect the kids online and they're like, oh, okay, so we're just going to use you as a internet is scary

case then. Right. All they get out of her is about safeguarding kids in a creator economy. That's all. And that's really rough for them to feed this critique in there. Do you want to see how lovely our kids are film? Because their kids are all the way through this fucking film. Right, right. So yeah, they

fail spectacularly with her. And then they start talking about a drag queen that they wanted to interview, but she wouldn't talk to him, so they had to interview a different drag queen. And I love it because they don't have to tell us that they failed at their first fucking interview, but they do. Yes, and the interview

with this drag queen has been cut up more often than Landon's Starbucks's face. Like, this is not an interview. This is a montage. Right. No, this is Veronica Electronica. Great drag name, by the way. Amazing name.

Fantastic. But Veronica starts the interview off by going, like, sorry, what are your last names? And then they say it. And she's like, yeah, no, I don't want to do this interview anymore. Right. But then they sort of, like, they sort of browbeat her into remaining in the seat long enough. There's even a point where she's like, hey, can you turn the cameras off? And then we cut.

Yeah. There's a fucking cut to later where, like, you have to wonder, does she even know that the cameras are still wrong? Well, I looked this up. She did, this is obviously someone who was told it was a different documentary, it was about the struggles faced by children, the trans community and what's happening with all the kind of bans and restrictions and stuff. Because of, like,

she got wind of what was going on here, she started recording this interview herself and they're a part of what gets broadcast where they cut one of Landon's responses to something she says, but cut it to a different part, to a different question or a different response. So they actually don't just edit this to like, for concision,

they move stuff around to make their point in the timeline. Wow. And now, to be clear, the best version of this conversation for them is one where they pull out a zoomed-in, printed out photo of a drag queen doing a split and ask her to condemn sexually explicit material in front of children. Yeah. Now, to be clear, she is doing a normal dance split. You can see cheer, as Veronica points out,

You can see cheerleaders doing this at the side of a football game, right? There's nothing sexually explicit about this at all, except that you, the photographer, have zoomed in on her underwear while she's dancing. Yes, exactly. So that was

such a great issue. She's like, they're trying to browbeat the drag queen into saying that drag performance in front of kids is indecent, right? And of course, she's refusing to do so. And so they're like, what, this image right here, you're telling me this image in front of a kid isn't indecent, And the drag queen says, like, you could see that exact goddamn image at a football game from a cheerleader.

And they're like, right, but we're not grossed out by cheerleaders. Yes. Right? So that doesn't count. Yeah, we're afraid of you. But also, like, even if they accepted that that image goes a bit too far, that that's a bit too far in front of kids, all you can really say is that person in that moment went a bit too far and shouldn't have gone quite as far. That says nothing about drag as an overall, like, overall thing. That's just in that one instance.

That's the best that they can get out of this is I don't personally like that picture. Yeah. Cool. If you have so few examples of drag performers being inappropriate in front of children that you have to zoom in and print out a photo to force people condemning it, you don't have an argument, Robbie. Right. Exactly. So Veronica eventually calls him out for just being shitty people. You know, she says, I think everything that you're doing is misleading.

And they're like, no, it isn't. I'm like, you lied about what documentary you were filming. Also, I just have to point this out, because it's a weird thing as someone who's made TV, Robbie cracks a little here. And I'm like, look, I've made prank shows. People crack and we all sort of have to reset and pretend that we're on reality TV again.

But like, don't do that when you're an evil bigot. He's literally like, sorry, I just realized I'm holding an underwear picture. He's like, no, man, man, you want to do this. Sign up to fucking work crew on impractical. Jokers. You don't have to be the worst possible kind of person. Right. Right. So, okay. So now it's time to talk about grooming, which used to matter to him before Trump had control of the Epstein files. It was a really important thing. And so we'd see this clip from a sex predator who was asked, I guess, one time how he selected his victims. And he's

sort of explaining what he would look for in terms of broken families and not having a parent that would protect them and things like that, right? Yes. And I wrote in my notes, hey, does grooming involve portraying yourself as something that you're not, and then making out that you're not a threat and that you're actually on their side, and then isolating them until they're helpless. Oh, no. Yeah. And the right love this because one of the things that the guy says in the interview is,

if I perceived the father to be a threat, I wouldn't, like, molest the kids, which they have meant, there's tactical gear you can buy that'll prevent people from molesting your kids. Yeah, exactly. They complained at this point that social media sexualizes kids, which is true. right, it does, as does all other forms of media. And then we talked to this lady who's like,

she was sex trafficked as a child and she's now like an expert that helps people who are formerly trafficked. And this interview is like them very clearly trying to coax her into saying that it's all trans people's fault. And her just sort of never agreeing with them but never like disagreeing with them

trying to still get her points out. So I can't really tell if she's awful or not by the end of it. Oh, I think, I suspect she isn't. I get the sense that she doesn't know she's in an anti-trans documentary because she's not talking about trans people. And they're not even asking her about trans people. They're asking about grooming and sexual abuse and things.

And that's what she's talking about. And they've just dropped that into the movie as if it was connected in any way. Right. Yeah. He uses this metaphor. He's like, would you drop your kids off at a park that had a couple of pedophiles at it? No, of course not. And I read, oh, so you're not going back to church, Bobby?

Is that one of me? Yeah, but he points out here that the real culprit in sex trafficking is all the single moms for not being bad ass enough. This is also where they let Landon go full crazy. She tells us that the food and water is part of the problem as well. Yeah, we're literally looking at chemicals in the water that are turning the freaking frogs gay. We literally do the frogs gay thing. Is the joke about Alex Jones? Yes.

Yes, they literally make the atrazine in our kids' foods is turning the frogs gay and making them less masculine argument. Well, non-organic foods and tap water. They make sure to clarify. And then they ask the student UN group whether they think there's an attack towards masculinity. And Overcoat Girl, who's going to be at our live show soon, she says that all her friends like Sam Smith

and Sam Smith isn't very masculine. and the first thing that came up is the photo of his outfit in the Brit Awards. And I was like, well, you got me there, a girl. He doesn't look particularly masculine. Yeah, but no,

all of these kids are complaining they have a generation of weak men. And then, so now we're going to demonize porn with it, right? Because so, like, Robbie goes, you know, it's weird. It used to be that if a guy peaked at a woman naked, we would all agree that he was a pervert and he's a weirdo.

But now he could peek at a woman naked on only fans. it's not weird at all. Isn't that strange? And I'm like, yeah, man, the difference between non-consensual and consensual stuff is strange to you? Oh my God, the funniest thing.

Amazon wouldn't let me screenshot it because they were like, no, no, no, no, Eli. We know what you're going to try and screenshot. But Landon is staring with so much fucking hatred at the side of Robbie's head when he's talking about pornography. This woman has walked into Robbie's room

while he's ganking it so many times. Oh, yeah. And it's been so long. since he made her orgasm, that if he ever did, they would have to show it on the history channel. So the entire time

he's talking about porn, she's just like, oh, yeah, porn's really bad, isn't it, Robbie? Like, really bad, huh? Right. I think we get some insight here as well, because he says, like,

well, men don't want to marry very sexual women. And this sounds like he's like, he's lowkey just telling us that Landon's bad in bed. I wanted to carry on, like, yeah, men don't want to marry very sexual women. Like, take Landon here.

She is dry as a born 24-70. Look at her. I'm like putting your dick between two overly inflated pool noodles. You know, wife material. Look at my wife. She looks like she's going to induct you into an MLM that sells orphan blood, right? That's what you want to marry. Oh, God, but eventually they browbeat this woman into agreeing that what sex trafficking

survivors really need is for everybody to conform to their gender roles, right? Yes. They beat around the bush about that eventually to get there. Sorry, I have to scroll down here and I have to get past your picture of dude in his fucking Sam Smith, I can understand, yeah. So now it's time to explain how porn is another weapon in the war on children, right? And this is where they do another ambush phone interview with a lady who does like sex ed videos for porn hub. Yeah, and the thing is this, between the last scene and this scene, it's a really abrupt shift.

And I wrote my notes, this movie has fulfilled its greatest wish in that it's completely eradicated transitions. And you ever see those videos online where like a bunch of punk, like in an action movie, think they can take on the star and then he beats the shit out of all of them. That's what this conversation is and it's what happens to Robbie Starbuck. Because they've called the head of Sex Ed on Pornhub.

And this woman is eating a fucking salad. She tossed this Robbie Starbuck around the room. He's like, so don't you think you're doing that to lure kids to pour up? And she's like, nope, that's not why we're doing it. An idiot would think that. He's like, I'm going to cut you saying that last part. At one point, they're like, don't you think that women wearing like, you know, schoolgirl outfits and other things that

represent young women drives pedophilic behavior? And she's like, no, it doesn't. It's very, very obvious that that doesn't do that, no. They try to do a gotcha on my fave Asa Akira here. Yeah. Which is amazing because as someone who actually watches her podcast, this was a relatively serious conversation they had about how the rape of underaged boys goes unreported. Yeah.

And the example she is making in that conversation is like, like, look, I'm a porn star. If I said I was going to fuck your teenage son, you would all say it was great, right? You wouldn't tell anybody, would you? And the other guy's like, no, I wouldn't tell anybody. She's making a point about the opposite of what Robbie's saying. And it's so clearly, it's so obviously that.

It's so obviously that. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Yeah. And they ask the woman, the porn woman, they're like, well, you know, what do you think about people having sex with teenagers? And she's like, well, you know, as long as everybody's of legal consenting age,

right? Because 19 is a teenager. Yes. Yeah. Like, yeah, so two 15-year-old's fucking, I got no issue with that, right? Like, so yes, that's the exact correct answer. But because she can't condemn anyone having any sex until after the age of 20, this prudish fucking movie's like, gotcha.

It's the best. Also, they have this great moment where they're like, so what do you think of the work of Alfred Kinsey? And they put up the little chart of the baby orgasms. And again, you have to understand that in the sex education world, what do you think of Alfred Kinsey would be like if I jump. bumped out at Neil DeGrasse Tyson, and I was like, so how do you like the work of Copernicus?

So she's like, I mean, he did some early studies and he's like, just like you. Yes, right, yeah. But then they demonize Pornhub because they claim, of course, that Pornhub doesn't want to keep kids off their site just because Pornhub doesn't want to have the personal information of every single person

who uses their goddamn thing in a database that they then have to protect. Right. Yes. Yeah. And they're complaining that porn hub pulled out of a state because they weren't doing the age checking stuff. But that that clearly means that they didn't want underage people on it as well. Because they're no longer in that state. No one's getting it. Yeah. Right. And to be clear, porn hub's stance on this has always been, hey, the only thing that actually worked that's been shown to actually work is device specific shit, right? Parental controls. Your kids shit has parental controls. And those things actually work if you take the time to learn how to use them. Jesus. But then they start talking about birth control and psychiatric medication. This movie's all over the goddamn place at the end here. Well, it is, but like they're coming for birth control because they forgot that you're supposed to stick with someone think of the children until you actually get your first concession. That's why the first they came for the poem had so much punctuation. It wasn't like a shopping list that you try and just do all at once. Yeah, no, that's

right. This is where they bring out Kelly Paul here. And the way Kelly Paul spells her first name is the second worst thing about her. K-E-L-L-E-Y. Yeah, well, I don't think she chose that one. But, yeah, but she's like, you know, we're taking away all the things that give life meaning, family, faith, that you matter.

And then she, like, runs out of shit. So she says, you know, that your faith matters, that your family matters. You're just saying the same shit again. Dude, there's this great moment where they're talking about psych meds. And Robbie's like, look, maybe some kids need depression medication.

But most of the time, when we were young, we just dealt with this in real life in person and I wrote hashtag the most mentally ill generation you've ever yeah back in our day we didn't have no idea we just hated our lives until we died

from eating nine cigarettes from breakfast every fucking morning yeah but then he's like you know or sorry no she Kelly is like you know and if we look at socialism it always turns to fascism eventually and I'm like well unless you look at most

of Europe I guess you're going to have to like very selectively look at socialism, I guess. Or as long as you don't know the meaning of either of those words. Well, right. That's it, exactly. Yeah. But the point that they're both making, of course, they're trying to justify their inclusion in gam.

They're saying that the problem is that every too damn atheist, this generation desperately needs God. Yes. And then we get like sort of Robbie's speed clothes where like clearly there were like 43 other things that he wanted to say in his talk, but he hadn't gotten him into the movie. yet. So he just crams all of that in, like the guy, the micromachines guy or something. He's like a not bright child trying to conclude an essay. You know when you teach someone like

the five paragraph format, but then they carry it forward into their real life and you're like, hey man, that was a good outline for third grade. But are you, are you trying to summarize all the points in the previous, yeah, you're trying to summarize all the points in the previous three paragraphs using a sentence. And they're trying to justify the title, right? The war on children title. They're like, but it is a war, right?

Because there's propaganda. There's blood. Yeah. Wars have blood and trans surgeries sometimes have blood. Kidnapping. There's warriors, right? Because we told you you were warriors. There's victims.

Mm-hmm. Not the ones we think, but. Like that lady. Yes. Right. Right. Yeah. Abused her kid into suicide.

But wars also have winners and losers. Right. Yeah, exactly. And if, if, if, if, if we. lose this war, all of our kids will turn gay. He's doing his big speech here, which is

literally accompanied by fireworks, by the way. And one of the things that he demands besides, like, fight for your kids and stand up for what you believe is, let's hold predators accountable with the death penalty. And I was like, okay, I'm going to need your definition of predators, my man. He says that over the footage

of his young daughter as well, which is a weird fucking choice. But he also says it overfutage of his kids shooting a gun. statistically the leading cause of death for kids under the age of 17 in America so maybe your priorities are out here. Yeah, right. But they end the movie with him going,

we choose to be warriors for children. What about you? Which is basically like they ending by going, so do you hate babies or do you agree with us? Us. Yeah. But that's it. We finally made it for two hours and 20 minutes

of nonstop bigotry, but we made it to the fucking finish line. and Marsh, we are actually recording this before QED. This is our get-ahad, but I am confident in thanking you for a great time that we had there anyway. And thanks for all the years of community and entertainment and knowledge and curiosity that you guys have given with the best conference in skepticism. Ah, thank you. Yeah. I mean, look, it's the end of QED. We're not done doing live events ever. We'll do some other stuff in the future. But it's the last QED, and it's been a genuine pleasure to be doing it for so long and to meet so many amazing people and to be able to put this kind of

of community together. So, yeah, it's been amazing. Awesome. So we heard it from Marsh first. Look for QEEE coming next year. Yeah, QED America. Oh, there you go. Yeah, but yeah.

Run by Marsh for free. Hell yeah. Again. But Mars, thank you for that. But also thank you for suffering through this piece of shit while you were getting ready for QED. That's fucking insane that we made you do that. And while that does it for our review of the War on Children,

that's not going to do it for the episode just yet because we still need to get back into the swing of things. So, Eli, tell us what's on deck? The War on Children. We're going to watch it again. No, make heat to do it. I have more jokes about Robbie Starbuck. All right, fine.

You know how to sneak in one more sputacular. Oh, okay. A demon is summoned to take the soul of a young boy who has the potential to become a saint. By doing this, he will open a doorway to hell and destroy the world. We'll be watching Brom Stoker's Shadow Builder. All right. Well, that doesn't sound awful, but fingers crossed.

So with that to look forward to, we're going to bring episode 530 to a merciful close. Once again, a huge thanks to Marsh for all his help. And a quick reminder that you can hear more from him on the No Rogan Experience and Skeptics with a K, which you'll find linked on the show notes. And an equally huge thanks to all the Patreon donors to help make the show go. If you'd like to cut yourself among their ranks, you can make a per episode donation to Patreon.com slash Godawful. And thereby earn early access to an ad-free version of every episode. You can also help a ton by leaving a five-star review. And by showing the show and all your various social media platforms.

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Until then, we'll leave you with the American graffiti clothes. All four of the Starbucks kids grew up to be gay and trans in the closest thing possible to evidence of a just god The gay frogs Burr Robbie Starbuck was too afraid to appear and be reasonable because he's a big fucking chicken

who doesn't actually believe in conversation Buck Buck Robby Buck Buck Bagal It is the war on children. I mean, it's the war on trans children specifically, but it's an actual war. The movie is a war on children. That's what I'm saying. They accurately titled it by accident.

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