Going Deep with Chad and JT - DRAFT - BEST ACTION STARS EVER ep 362

Episode Date: October 2, 2024

#goingdeepwithchadandjt  #chadandjt #podcast Today may be our wildest DRAFT yet. WE are drafting Best Action Star of All time. Things get REALLY heated when Chad and Strider feel like JT crosses the line and makes a dirty play mid draft but Chris backs him and it turns into a war 2v2. Should JT be held accountable for this or was it a fair play? This is an ALL-TIME draft, you don't want to miss!   IF YOU ENJOYED THE EP, HIT THE LIKE AND SUB BUTTON. IT HELPS US OUT ALOT!  Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 8 wins JT: 8 wins Strider: 8 wins Chris Parr: 7 winsBrad Fuller: 1 Win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 0 Wins (THE PEOPLES CHAMP) We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! SPOKANE AND CANADA are the next stops. Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Shoutout to Our Sponsors: Jack Black Scents: The best Men's Fragrance company! Discover your smell today! 10% off your order  + free shipping at https://www. getjackblack.com/godeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

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Tick, tick. What's your dream? Go with me. Chad and JT. Lick my booty juice and tame my snake. What's going on, Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Goin' Deep with Chad JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre, Jean Thomas. What up?'s going on stokers of stoke nation? This is Chad Kroger coming in with the going diva Chad JT podcast

I'm here with my compadre Jean Thomas. What up boom clap stokers and we're here with the the freaking the prince of the prince of What's a P word that's not poontang Popsicles dude. Strider Wilson and the King of, dude I got nothing. The King of freaking,

Candy dude. King of Candy dude. Popsicles candy dude. It's spooky season, that's a good one. Oh yeah, October. Chris Parr, welcome back to the plaud. Dude, we got a frigging draft coming in hot. I'm excited, dude.

This is a great topic. This is one that we've probably talked about and been like, when are we doing it? When are we doing it? And then finally it's here. Yeah, well we've done. Movies, which famously I watched. We've done actors, which I'm sure there's gonna be some

that are picked in both. We've been around this one a lot. Yep. I don't wanna say too much going in, but I'm excited. Our parameters, we don't really know. You were trying to play dirty yesterday. I was trying to play dirty with you. He was trying to play dirty.

When we were leaving your house, he was like, he's like, you know who number one is gonna be. And I was like, I don't even want to hear you right now I know what you're doing. You know what he said? Dwayne the Rock Johnson. Interesting. He did me dirty on Sunday. Yeah. We went out hanging out at his place and we were talking about this and he's like okay let's both say our number one on three oh no one two three and I said mine and he said nothing wow classic it's all jumping in the pool dude. It was just like dirty play from the couch and you know what karma might come for you guys I I I swear to God I swear I thought he knew

we were both gonna not say anything and that was the joke. And then he said his out loud, no surprise. And then I thanked God that my brother is so honest and decent that he would trust me with that. And then I thank God that he has me to look out for him. This comes back to, I think we've told this story on the pod before, but playing dodgeball at playing dodgeball at or a version of it called A-ball at surf camp in like fifth grade. And I had two balls and there was like three people left.

And JT was like, give me one of the balls and then, you know, and then I toss it to him and then he just drills me with it. No, I caught it. Oh right, caught it, you're out. I caught it and then I go, you're out. That's on me for not rolling it, but still like he's done it.

Damn. So I haven't learned my lesson, but maybe one day JT did end up winning that match. So maybe maybe he's about to get the dub here, too Wow, dude, do there people taking odds on this is this on draft Kings, bro Episode shit on this? Is this on DraftKings, bro? This episode should be on DraftKings. People should bet who could win. That was nice about, I could gamble on my phone. I was visiting Becca's Famware there for two weeks. I could gamble on my phone. Oh, in Kentucky? Yeah. Turns out, not the best at it. But I stayed close enough to even to be like, this is fun. As long as you're not going to the well where well We're like shit. Let me take out more money like you're fine. If you're just having fun

Yeah I had a decent amount of cash in there and I was like did I just have this because I won so many bets last time Or did you guys give me two hundred dollars because I signed back in it was probably the other one Yeah, probably they hooked you up Wow, you know what I start pre-drive roads I started in first and now I'm last. That hurts. Damn. Aw, thank you, dude. I mean, you know.

I like being the underdog. Kaban-Daan, man. Let's go, dude. Look at this. Chris is a beast. Should be odds or evens. One, two, three, shoot. Oh. One, two, three, shoot. Four, one, two, three, shoot.

Oh, four's not bad, bro. That might be a good spot. Four's not bad. Yeah, four's not bad. One, two, three, shoot. Whoa. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. That's three in a row where we've all done the same.

One, two, three, shoot. Oh, fucking. Okay, Chris, okay, you call it rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah, sure. Here we go. Oh, have you had the number one pick? Not in a minute. Wow. Not in a minute. I don't think. Oh, my God.

That was big. That was big. You knew you needed that. I needed number one, actually, because, OK, I think this is kind of like the female actress draft. The number one is so by far and away obvious that it wasn't really when JT duped Chris the other day. We know what he said and who he said was he didn't say. Really? We've talked about this.

I've talked about my favorite, but not necessarily who I would go number one. This is your biggest favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger. He's number one. He's the guy. He's the Terminator. I mean, when it comes to action superstars, this is the dude. He didn't even speak English really.

You had to learn it on the spot. The guy's just jacked. He's the best, bro. I mean, all the greatest. He invented in the movie Commando, eating ice cream with his daughter, a jacked guy getting his daughter back. That's him. The kill count on screen's got to be up there with some of the heaviest.

And it's everything. Cone in the screen's gotta be up there with some of the heaviest. And it's everything. Conan the Barbarian, he wields swords. He fucking, he's in space using technology. He is technology in The Terminator. I mean, everything. Predator, bro. I'm go, you know, he's just amazing, bro.

It's Arnold, come on. Do I need to say anything more? Get to the chopper. Get down! It's the best. Come on. Do I need to say anything more? Get to the chopper. It's it's the best he's not He doesn't seem like a human being yes, he's always like it's so funny when he plays like Even in like commando, you know, he's supposed to like be like kind of a normal guy like being a dad But it just doesn't look Doesn't look right.

The proportions are all wrong. In kindergarten, you're like, yeah, that's really, I mean, they're leaning into that in the movie, which is great, but yeah, he's unbelievable. Also his one-liners, which you love out of an action movie, like he's got his hokey one-liners, commandos, chock full of them. I think he's the best embodiment

of a lot of action movie tropes. He is the last action hero. I mean,'s the best embodiment of a lot of action movie tropes. He is the last action hero. I mean, a movie about, you know, a movie that was ahead of its time really to me. Yeah. And they there was another actor that was supposed to be in it, which honestly I thought would have been a better movie if it was the other actor and that he might be on someone's list. So I won't say who it is, but I mean, yeah, bro, Arnold's the beast. It's a good point too, though, that Arnold has really interesting taste. Like, he's done some just straight schlock action movies.

But then, like, you think about things like Total Recall. Great movie. Jake, can you... Eraser, bro. Can you... Last Action Hero. Just so we can't shake you the chat. Like, he does stuff that is kind of...

Gracias. I don't know. He goes... True lies. Like, he goes off beat with it in a way that's really interesting. Yeah, I feel like sometimes they craft like You think it's your run-of-the-mill? Swartz nigger flick but then it's got a little bit more going on or it kind of like up ends things and it's end of

Days end of days is good Yeah him verse the devil and also his story too of He was kind of almost laughed out of Hollywood and then he came back stronger than ever. He became the governor bro. He was so good at it. Yeah, he made his uh, he turned his accent into an asset which people were laughing at it like, you can't do anything with that accent. He's like, oh yeah, watch me. I mean, dude, the line I'll be back with his accent is perfect. Yeah, and dude, I mean how many jack dudes were there? Percentage wise in the country before Arnold probably not a lot and then Arlo came along and I'm sure the number of jack dudes

Went up exponentially for sure definitely and there's no one I'd rather watch carry 250 cal machine gun simultaneously Yeah loading on my kind of bro what a sense when he comes out with the two EM guns and a racer did oh how about in a judgment day when he's riding the motorcycle reloading the grenade launcher and fucking shooting and he swings it around like that so sick it's the sickest my favorite in t2 those when he jumps up on top of the big rig and he just he's got one hand up here holding on and then he's just unloading on the T1000 with an M16 and you just see it just through the windshield. When he come with me if you want to live when he travels through time and you see his ass and it's just the perfect ass or his naked ass. Yeah.'m like Rossus Jackson does a great impression of that. Yeah.

Yeah. When he gets, he would get naked and do that every once in a while. Do the, and he's so buff. It'd be so awesome. Hey guys, what movie? Oh, and he just curls into a little ball. I bet, I bet when they're filming that, they're like, do you want something to cover up here?

And he's like, no, I want them to see. Yeah. I want them to see. He can be a Terminator character too, and number two with a lot of humanity. Like it's a it's well written script, but by the end of it, you're like, I think I love this guy. Yeah. Totally. Yeah. A cyborg with humanity. You're like, that's his dad, dude.

That's that's what the kids Connor, Michael Connor, John Connor, John Connor. Yeah, because he's got a learning CPU, a learning machine. Chris, you're up. Oh shit You know, I'm not gonna go with the other I'm not gonna go with like the other one did right now. Oh cuz I thought Dude, are you playing? Oh, you know what? I'm gonna go Tom Cruise. Oh You switched I did. Yeah, switched from what you told me.

Well, you convinced me that I shouldn't pick that first. He's learning. I'm gonna go to Tom Cruise. Because you want to know what? You want to know what, dude? He is an action star. In real life. This is what I'm gonna say.

In real life. This is... I think he might be the best. This is an interesting point where I go, is he just a movie star though? He's like... No, there's no... Here's what I'm saying. Bro.

There's no question he's done tons of action, but when you think Tom Cruise, you go, that's a movie star. I, it used to be, but I'd say in his late career, he's transitioned into only action star. You're right. I mean, he did, he's done all the Mission Impossible. There is no question. Mission Impossible's. The guy does action.

Top Gun franchise. He's, who's run on frame at full speed more than Tom Cruise. No, I Mean, he's got he's got a freaking he's got a freaking he's got a freaking NASCAR movie. Yeah days of thunder He does his own stuff. That's an active last samurai. He's who he's got swords and shit Chris He's actually got he's actually got the most breadth Action kind of movie. And Top Gun. I love this pic. I love this pic.

All I'm saying is to play defense against you. Also, he's one of the best ever to ride a motorcycle. Yeah. Oh, for sure. Oh, dude, for sure. What was that movie, Oblivion, where he almost got fucked up or something? Yeah, Oblivion, the best part of Oblivion

is just a montage of him riding a dirt bike. Is the aerial shot of him riding it. Yeah, it's just drone footage of him riding a dirt bike on Cool Man. Oh, so true. It's so sick. The rest of the movie's like fine. Is the aerial shot. Yeah, it's just drone footage of him riding a dirt bike on cool. So true. It's so sick. The rest of the movie is like, fine. And then Edge of Tomorrow.

And tomorrow's so sick. So he's he's got the most good action movies, I think. And he knew how to collateral. Yeah, collateral. So Samurai, Edge of Tomorrow, all the Mission Impossibles, Top Gun, of thunders even on the fringe I mean the guy his roster is ridiculous and he's a stunt man he does his own stunts that's huge that night and day and day not bad not good

it's fine I watch it on a plane. Minority Report. Oh, that just put him over the top. It's Tom Cruise. Yeah, but I'm saying is he just a movie star? No, you're trying to say him back in my pick. You're trying to say him back in my pick. I am trying to say him back in my pick. You don't see. That's why I'm saying this is an action star list. Dude, I love how much you guys are loving this. He's a good actor.

I'm loving how much you guys are loving this. I'm saying your thing, if you're picking number one overall, and it was after this. You don't see Arnold jumping off the roof of the Olympics. No, because he can't move. At the Olympics. He can't, like Arnold can't move. Oh, Olympics. Also, and like Arnold's can't move. It's not what we want to go like this and fucking

crush Tom Cruise walks. I mean, so Arnold walks, Tom Cruise runs. You know what I mean? It's just different. It's different vibe. Different guy. I don't think anyone's just crushed. I know Tom Cruise, the biggest guy.

I think Tom Cruise would like. I think he would Viper to Arnold's the Mountain. Yeah, I don't. I don't like. And then he's also got some like random ones in there like the Reacher movies they're not good they ain't bad you know you kind of you kind of need those you kind of need those middle ones you know what I mean they can't they're not all gonna be all-timers okay I actually like that you do this because there's gonna be when we get to a point on this list we're picking dudes who are straight-up movie Who are known for action? Yeah, okay

I would say this too. There's no one I'd rather see with two 50 caliber machine guns than Arnold Schwarzenegger But there's no one I'd rather see with a heckler and cock 45 Than Tom Cruise like the way he got tactical with it. He puts in the work Arnold never put in the work to make it look real. We don't know that He never put in the work to make it look real. We don't know that. He never put in the work. We didn't make it look real. Because no, he knew that it wasn't going to look real because he's extra human.

You know what I mean? Tom Cruise can seem like somebody that actually exists. Tom Cruise is coming here right now. Yeah. Tom Cruise is a beast, bro. But this is interesting, okay. All right, you know what? It's been opened up.

And I didn't want to go with the one, I didn't want to go with the one B to your one A. It's been opened up. You know what? It's been opened up. I didn't wanna go with the one. It's been opened up. I didn't wanna go with the one B to your one A. We are picking action stars. All right, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna start off. But you're right. Not by picking, but by slamming

who's ever gonna get this other guy with the next pick. And then I'm gonna make my pick. For me, and I love this guy with all my fucking heart, but for me, the most overrated action star in film history Not based off of his acting but the quality of his action flicks Sylvester Stallone Is that and so that's your pick? No, it's not. I'm just slamming him. He's slamming him Yes, I can watch me and here's my thing just did here's my thing. He just did dude.

Here's my thing. Sorry for the burp. I'm gonna take umbrage with this. I'm taking umbrage. Here's my thing. I'm taking umbrage dude. This is bad. No, I'm kind of liking this.

Hold on, hold on, hold on. The Rocky films are not action movies. Those are sports movies. So all that being said, my pick is the greatest action star in film history. Keanu Reeves, dude. If you take someone's top four action films, no one can go toe to toe with Keanu. I'm going Point Break, Speed, The Matrix, which is the most revolutionary action film in history. And then John Wick, which single-handedly revitalized the action genre after I'd gone to Liam Neeson land.

Keanu Reeves. Hey, it's still there though. Is a relatable superstar who in times of trouble you believe can come through, but still feels like someone you know. None of the other action stars can do that. That's why Keanu Reeves is my number one pick. A lot of the other ones can do that.

Also, I'm not the only pick. I agree with the pick. I gotta tell you. The thing up top was not cool. This that's bad that's not pick them and we'll go through the movie something about it's the long movies like pick your guy yeah you can't you can't oh my sandbag after the fact correct Oh, let's pull out the rule book. Did you ever watch Roberto Duran fight? Coming from you of all people. Did you ever see Duran fight? I don't do that. Okay. We should just discuss. Can we have the jury stricken it from the record? Can we have the jury stricken it from the record? That's what lawyers do.

I object relevance your honor Yeah Loses points for trashing sly for sure Also kiana you could have gotten him way later. No question. You could get county later too early, but why are you? Why are you going so hard on kiana? I don't like that. Wait, wait, wait, that's okay. You will you picked him? Why are you going so hard? Because he's because he's been picked Wait, wait, wait, that's okay. You picked him. Why are you going so hard on him? Because he's been picked He's been put up. Now is the time to get him. Wait, no, no, we should talk about Keanu. Because he deserves a discussion because he's a beast. He's awesome.

The movies are so good. The training videos when he's just out there like it's Going through the course with like shotguns and shit and unloading clips. He puts in the work. He's sick, dude. Well speed too He puts in the work, he's sick, dude. Well, Speed too. Speed. Speed. Great movie. All classics. Point breaks.

Yeah. I would say, Matrix, I mean, dude, Matrix might be. Matrix is the sickest one. Yes, all time. All time. All time. And it's just so much, just so much sick shit. But here's the thing,

could you have plugged anyone into that role? No. Famously, another actor passed on it. Okay, okay, okay. Will Smith. And the Wachowski sisters did a great job. Okay, yeah, but like what? No, it's the hardest role.

Okay. The Matrix only works with Keanu Reeves because he feels like Neo. I love it. He feels like someone who does live in two worlds at the same time. He feels like someone who could have such a rich inner life that he's not in contact with

that actually speaks to his messianic qualities. Great call. Only Keanu could do that. He is the one. I'd also like to bookend because I understand why you guys got emotional about the slide thing because no one's ever done what I did. And it was bold and it was brave. It was not bold.

It was trash. It was bold and brave. It was trash. It was trash. Bold and brave. Bold and brave. You guys like to cry. I don't agree with that.

You guys are crying. We're not crying. But also let me say this. I've never seen anyone take another step. Yeah, that's just because you're related. Is that fucking dork? Before and oh. I don't know if you guys are crying. We're not crying. But also let me say this. I've never seen anyone take another hit. Yeah, that's just because you're related. Is that fucking dork? Yeah, well that's because you guys are brothers. I don't know if you guys know that.

My little brother is a big brother. You guys are little brothers. Oh man, he's a little brother crew. The little brother crew. Oh no. I'll have you be a little brother, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah, the baby boys.

Yeah, dad. Baby brothers. Daddy, daddy, Billy broke the rules. It's because I agree with these arguments. Here's why I did the slice the loan thing. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel bad doing that to you. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel bad doing that to you. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel bad doing that to you. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel bad doing that to you. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel bad doing that to you. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel bad doing that to you. I didn't want to trash you after you picked him because I feel

bad doing that so I trashed him up top, you're picked. This is all horseshit. Pick him and defend him. No, dude. If you pick him, I got your back. Pick him and defend him. I'm going sliced alone. Let's go. I'm going sliced alone. There you go. Let's go.

Jake, pull it up, baby. Let's do this. Look at him. Chad, it's the number two pick. Hey, before we get into it, gotta give a shout out to Robbie, who is pushing Tulsa King for a while. And then Greg started watching and he also agreed. Jumped in, watched the season in like five days.

It's fun, it's huge. I gotta go in on Shaddy. Which action movies besides the Rockies do you like from Shaddy? All the Rambos. First Blood. What are you talking about? I haven't seen First Blood.

I watched it at the Snake Chat. Have you seen First Blood? Both of them were on. I've seen Rambo, yeah. And which Rambo have you seen? I've seen them all. You haven't seen any of them. I've seen them all.

You haven't seen any of them. Dude, I watched the Rambo. Look at his laugh. During COVID I did. Hold on, hold on, hold on. During COVID. Hey, break your seat. You of them. Dude, I watched the Rambo. Look at his laugh. During COVID I did. Hold on, hold on. During COVID I did. You've seen it.

You guys, guys. I love Rambo. I'm sorry, I'm fired up. I love Rambo. Let's actually discuss these because it's too much. Chad, this is a great pick. Cliffhanger, are you kidding me? Cliffhanger.

Cliffhanger. Tango and Cash. A bad movie. That's funny. That's fine. But that's the era. No, no, no. Cliffhanger. First Blood, great commentary on PTSD.

Not much of a head of its time. What are you talking about? I haven't seen First Blood. You swear to God you've seen it? Yes, I swear to God I've seen it. That's a lie. Put me on a lie detector test. That's a lie.

He's out in the wilderness. Honestly, it's a hold out. My favorite Rambo is four. No, you haven't seen it. I think the Rambo is four. I know you haven't seen it. It's so insane. It's not, there's not much action.

I know Chad hasn't seen it for sure. There's not much action, but it is a good movie in First Blood. They ramp up the goofiness. It's kind of, Rambo 2 is kind of what everyone thinks of Rambo. That's exactly right, yeah. Rambo where he's got the, he's got his little ladies little band. Rambo 1 is just called First Blood.

And he doesn't use a bow and arrow till number two really. Yeah. Or maybe he does in one, but it's not as, he doesn't have like explosive tip things. Like all the things that became known for Rambo all kind of happen in two, besides the knife. Also two besides the no the expendables who's the one who gets all that biggest action stars together dude those movies are so boring of course they suck but this is the genre it's action star

why are you defending it so hard at least pick judge Fred but Chad cause Fred's number 10 defend is Pig you're doing bad I'm gonna let Big Brother and Chad I'm gonna let it speak for itself Defend his pick Chad can you nominate me to argue for sly cuz he's doing a terrible job I'm letting it speak for itself. I don't need to get into this minutia Not to me for slammer, but you haven't even seen the movies Yeah, that's a bullshit move, but you know the action movies aren slamming him. You haven't even seen the movies. It speaks to the quality. Yeah, because that's a bullshit move. But you know the action movies aren't that good

if you haven't seen them. Look, guys. That makes my point. His action movies aren't that good because you haven't even watched them. No, but no, I'm just talking about the way you played the game. You can't slam a pick before it's fixed.

But you're proving my point that his action movies are... Okay, I don't know if you've ever gotten to see anything. Have you seen Demolition Man? No. Great movie. Have you seen... Actually, I have seen Demolition Man. Have you seen Tango and Man? No. Great movie. Have you seen? I have seen Demolition Man. I've seen Tango and Cash.

No, you should have seen it. All right. OK. Have you seen over the top? Oh, I haven't seen it. I haven't seen it. Proving my point. Wait, wait, wait. We should at least.

What's that point? I haven't seen the movie. His action movies are overrated because you haven't even seen them. They are overrated. They are. The thing is, his. Judging. See, it was dirty, but it was right. Clip hanger and demolition man are kind of his only two like actually good

action movies. But then he has a lot of bad action movies like Judge Dredd, like Cobra. Daylight's not great. Cobra is a horrible movie, but it's famous because the poster is so fucking good. Specialist is really bad. Assassin's is kind of bad, but Antonio Banderas Julianne more Shoot is kind of bad Cash is kind of a bad movie, but it's fun because it's got two movie stars Yeah, and it's got that villain with a big lantern jaw, but I'm driven is one of the worst movies of all time It is the right pick for the action genre I love cliffhanger

Demolition man are my two favorites. What are we talking about? These are an action movie. We're not Competing with Arnold throughout a day and his physique. All right here. We go now. We're talking that's a huge part of it Now we're talking whose physique is better Arnold's Arnold's. Arnold's. But no, Sly's more cutting that. You're talking about abs. I mean, look at that, dude. Sly has better abs.

Look at that. Arnold's Mr. Universe. But dude, I mean, and we can't discount the Rocky movies. I'm sorry, dude. Are they action movies? Yes. Is Cinderella Man an action movie? No, but no.

Spy Kids 3, game over. JT, you can put Cinderella Man and Rocky 1. Is punching and fighting part of action films? I see. That's my question. Yes. If feet are included. Only if feet are included.

Get out of here. It's true. It's true, dude. It's true, dude. Okay, so boxing's feet doesn't matter? Footwork doesn't matter? No. In boxing?

But they don't use it as a striking point. He's angling for somebody later. He's angling for someone later. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no I know you're trying to like just like you still got to go. I have a big I know I want to make my next pick I got a book in your favor. What's it? Action movies aren't something that means we've never been this heated Ever genre we love it. One of these we've never actually aren't supposed to be the greatest movies. It's okay if they suck It's fine. If they're hokey. We love to watch these movies and laugh and go

Oh my god a plane blew up in the first act and now fucking whatever's gonna happen Like it's great. Like they are crazy and fun. That is the genre. It's fine. I know. But like have you ever sat down and all the Oscar winners, but like, have you tried to watch Cobra? It's kind of, they're dated and I'm older. It was before I was fucking before my time. I go back and watch the talking about you were 30 when Cobra came out. Exactly. I mean, a lot of this is before I was born, but like, okay, anyway, just had to say that. Go ahead Chad, sorry.

Okay. That is a good point. My next pick, I love this guy. It's Bruce Willis. Great pick. Die Hard, Tears of the Sun, Armageddon? Armageddon dude? Armageddon counts for sure.

I mean Harry Stamford, I mean, is there any, I mean, that's one of the most rewatchable action flicks, I think. Nothing brings me more joy than watching Armageddon counts for sure. I mean Harry Stamford, I mean, is there any, I mean that's one of the most rewatchable action flicks, I think. Nothing brings me more joy than watching Armageddon. He's the every man too, you know? That's what I love about him. He's the every man. He's got his own struggles, he's got marriage problems,

he's going through, we can all see ourselves in his shoes, and he freaking, he's the hero. Sin City, you see, what's your face is tits. That's true, that's true. What I was gonna, when JT did me dirty on Sunday, Bruce Willis, he's my favorite. He was who I picked and who I, because he's my favorite. Cause he's hilarious and like, he's not tactical.

He's like a bra, he figures things out. He does stuff on the fly. He wins by wits and brawn combined. It's never just, he's never like, he's not John Wick. He's always like, he's just a regular, he's like a regular guy who figures it out and he gets the shit kicked out of him during it but he still wins and he does it making you laugh

by being like, you know, some gallows humor here and there, just some witty wisecracks, Yippee-Ki-Yay motherfucker. Like he's hilarious, but like he's also a badass and he never had hair. I'm going to throw this out there. Which of these guys do you most see as your dad? Bruce. My guy's still coming up. My dad's a huge bitch, so none of these guys.

I would wish he was my dad. Actually my favorite thing, my dad and I like to do is we watch Bruce Willis movies together. I love that. Nice. And one of my favorite, besides the diehards, besides diehard one and three, Fifth Element. Oh, Fifth Element, yeah. Call him my man. But. Fifth Element's incredible. Colton, Colton, my man. But dude, he's incredible.

He was the guy who was supposed to be a last action hero who I think would make it a better movie. Oh, totally. Last Boy Scout. The movies are the same. Last Boy Scout are amazing. He's so funny. He's like, you gotta say like, Surf's Up.

And he's like coaching him how to be an action star. Great movie. Dude, the Jackal when he shoots off Jack Black's arm. He's a great bad guy in The Jackal. So good. He is. And then dude, honestly, it's be an action star. Great movie. Dude, the Jackal when he shoots off Jack Black's arm. He's a great bad guy in the Jackal. So good. He is. And then dude, honestly, it's not an action movie, but he does some action shit in Pulp Fiction.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh yeah, bro. When he comes back with the Sam. Are you talking about the boxing? Not the boxing. They didn't put the boxing in it because it wouldn't have added much action. Yeah.

Polarious. Yeah, I love Bruce Willis. He's the man. I love Bruce Willis. He's the man. I love Bruce Willis. He's the best. I should have gone number one. Zed, Zed, Zed. Wasn't for that dirty play up top.

I probably would have taken him number one. No, we righted the ship. We righted the ship. Because I think you're going to get the... This is... Sly was voted the worst pick of the first round, but I think Bruce will be the best of the second. See, the chat's listening too much.

What? Chat's off on this. I'm sorry. This is crazy. What do you mean? Keanu's listening too much. What? Chat's off on this. I'm sorry. This is crazy. What do you mean? Keanu's way too early. That's four. Tom Cruise is two. Arnold's obviously one. Sly's two or three. All right. Oh, whoa. I know. It's crazy. Hell yeah. I know. Hey, chat. You guys are doing great. Great pick. With my next pick, there's so many great actors left. It is true. The most iconic of the straight action movie stars are gone. So you can go two ways.

You can go action star, you can go star who does action movies. I'm going to go the latter. I'm going to go with one of the all-time greats. A man with Matt Nye. It wasn't that he was a badass. It was that he was like just the man. I'm going with Harrison Ford. I like this pick. Nice. Yeah, Harrison Ford's awesome. And if you go look through his IMDb, he just has so many good action movies. Like he's got the Indiana Joneses, the Star Wars, he's got Witness, which is like kind of on the border. It's more of a thriller, I guess.

It's a thriller, but. Is Star Wars an action movie? Witness has like, I don't know, like at least the shot of him with his blaster out, like it's like, yeah, you're an action movie. He's got a vest on, that's enough for me. He's Han Solo. He's Han Solo.

He's a bad ass. And then honestly, the Fugitive and Air Force One are what really put him over the top. It's always so nice, the one offs that are just solid. Because you can watch the Fugitive or Air Force One anytime. Anytime. I watched it on my honeymoon.

The night I got married, we watched Air Force One. That's so real. Yeah, we were in bed. I was like, babe, this is a great day. That's sick. He's awesome. Yeah, yeah, we're in bed. I was like, babe, this is a great day. That's sick. He's awesome. Yeah, Harrison Ford, amazing. He's the first Jack Ryan, who's like more intellectual.

Oh, and then Clarence Present Danger and Adrian. The shootout scene in Clarence Present Danger is one of the best scenes I've ever seen in my life. When they're in the SUVs and they fucking get tracked out of the dudes on dirt bikes. Amazing. He does one of the best faces when he's like wrestling someone.

He has a great like grab a guy by the car and he does this face, he goes. Yeah, he does, he does. And it always is. Also, he's got the punch that is just a bunch of celery cracking. You know what I mean? What's the one with Sean Bean

when he tries to assassinate his patient? That's Patriot Games. Great movie. They have gone. Great movie. Yeah, I mean Harrison Ford, bro, great movie. They have gone. Great movie. Yeah, I mean, Harrison Ford, bro. Great pick. Indiana Jones alone. I mean, come on, bro. Yeah.

I mean, like between the vest and the blaster and then the and then the freaking hat and the whip, like we're cruising. He's so good. It's unreal. It's unreal. The shirt open. It's bravado. Yeah, it's he's just the best. Bro, six days and seven nights, kind of a fun movie.

Kind of sexy, kind of fun. Schwimmer, baby. Yeah. Anything with David Schwimmer, I like. I'm in on Schwimmer, dude. He was good in that. He got to get with Harrison's other lady. Mm-hmm.

I feel like there's one that we're missing with Harrison Ford that I love so much. What's the one where his wife goes missing? The Roman Polanski movie? Frantic. Never seen like Harrison Ford getting frantic. Yep. That's a good one too.

Oh, God. All right. That's a great pic, dude. We're back. We've landed the ship. We've gotten all of our energy out. That was crazy. that was crazy that was crazy what you did yeah you really did the sanctity of the draft oh my god you guys are whining so much I did I mean it's all it's just like I would have been it's also I saw the soil dude no no this draft is yeah we should call it a DQ yeah pack it in I we should call it a DQ. Yeah pack it in. I have to call it a DQ. Yeah

Depending how it goes. I'm at the call the softy boys, you know Me that much I would just dig deep and win the draft dude, let's go. That's right. Let's go Who's up I'm up and I'm kind of I'm kind of stuck between a rock and a hard place. You just take the rock. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to take I'm going to take Kurt Russell. Oh, baby. Let's pull up his list.

It is a little early. Escape from LA. Tombstone. Tombstone. Breakdown is a sick movie. Love it. Love it. Executive decision, plane hijacking movie. Tombstone tombstone breakdown is a sick movie love it Love it executive decision playing hijacking movie and it becomes a very sick also tango and cash They come back to it killed early on dude. Yeah, the fast and furious He's in the fast and furious Stargate sick fucking cuz he's always sick. He plays

Do you already say escape the brick trouble a little China? No great movie So he plays the super badass guy, but he also plays the everyman in Executive Decision, where he's the tech guy. He's the intelligence guy with the glasses on. Him and Oliver Platt, great chemistry. Yes, but he also can play the straight up badass. He's an everyman in Breakdown.

His wife disappears, and he's got to track him down. And it's some kidnapping scheme in the middle of the country. So good. It's such a good movie. The red Jeep Grand Cherokee. He's also hilarious. He's middle of the country. So good. It's such a good movie. The red Jeep Ranch hair. He's also hilarious. He's hilarious. He's got great hair.

Genuinely hilarious. Drops down. He's a great, like Tombstone, as you mentioned. Great cowboy. Bone Tomahawk is an insane movie. That's also very sick. I heard it's awesome. I heard it's gnarly.

And you know what? It's just one of the, maybe I could have gotten him later, but I just fucking love the guy. Captain Ron. And you're coming right back up. But I mean, who knows? maybe Strider here grabs two of the guys you wanted. Yeah, maybe He plays a coach in that well I do like the movie He does know he does know punching or shooting or even and he doesn't even skate in that so I gotta

I'm sorry. I I gotta disagree with chat, but it is a good movie. All right. Is it my pick? Am I going back to back? Yeah. Oh, I love it. I'm scared.

It looks like we're taking more stars here. So there's some action guys on here and a hokey action guy that I might save for someone else, but since the way this list is going, I might have to get my star here. I think I'm gonna go with Mel Gibson. Oh, nice. Mad Max.

And then also he's directed Braveheart, which I think is my favorite action movie of all time. It's even more dynamic than an action movie, but has some of the most insane sequences of all time. The Patriot, dude. It's between The Patriot and Breitbart. The Patriot. America.

Payback. Payback, amazing movie. Dude, lethal weapon. Lethal, all the lethal weapons. Incredible, bro. We were soldiers. Bro, we were soldiers, unreal. And then is Ransom.

Yeah, it's not bad. Is Rans ransom an action movie Close enough. It's a thriller. If you get ransom. He's got a fucking stacked lineup. He could go toe-to-toe with anybody Yeah, oh dude. He's unreal, bro I mean dude, and also I know we're doing stars, but he directed apocalypto Which is I think the best action movie ever like it's so like it is just you guys saw that together, right? Yeah, bro. Because I remember you guys coming home from the theater and

being like, do we didn't know what we were getting into? You guys kept saying you guys kept talking about Jaguar, Pond, Zero Wolf. And I was like, I gotta see this fucking I mean, it's just like, it's what happens when a guy with one 80 IQ is committed to his job and also to cocaine. And for sure, you can't come up with that straight. You gotta be rocking.

Yeah, you do not. Man, the Patriot is so sick. It's one of the best movies I've ever read. Dude, he's the ghost, bro. Benjamin Martin, the reluctant hero. Let's fucking go. Yeah, bro, he's great. He's been in a ton of onscreen fights.

I mean, all the Mad Maxes, George Miller, those are actually, I think he has 16 lines of dialogue. The road warriors. But those are directors. He's got to be in them. Maverick, bro. Such a fun movie, dude. I don't know. It's not quite an action. Yeah, it's adventure. Yeah. I found out that they used to have a casino on the river in Becca's hometown and I never knew. And I was like,

do you even know that I love the movie Maverick and they play fucking cards on a close down I can't even go we got to go on a riverboat and play some fucking cards one time I would love to do that and we'll dress up and where you guys yeah well we're tuxedos with both eyes but I'd love to do that dude for your 40th bro dude isn't it crazy we're gonna have 40th soon you're not as blind but it's crazy okay keeping it moving here I'm getting back to my action guys. I wanted to get a movie star on the list who's who has banger banger action movies smart There's there's three dudes here in my mind

Man Do I go with the guy Who sort of created a genre of movie and you don't get the second guy who I like more but I think the first guy's probably the right pick but Chad's gonna say it's an old head pick. Anybody hasn't been in that many movies? Yeah J JT, please please Please sandbag him real quick. You're going with when I have to know who it is first because I'm not sure here's the thing Are you going with the really old guy who's from a different country? They're both from different countries is both guys I'm thinking of her both from different countries. Oh Yeah, actually, I don't know if the one guy's from a different country.

You haven't seen any of his movies. I think I can get this other guy later. Yeah. He's I think Chad's gonna get this guy. He's the greatest Chilean action star of all time. Maybe I just come back and get him. Man, but who are you mother effer is gonna take? I think I'm gonna- Don't think that way. Go with your heart. I think I'm gonna do curve ball on the next one. Okay, you're going curve ball.

Well, it depends on what you pick. If you take this one guy. You need a straight action guy though. Yeah. I might go with- Mr. Rider, you have a very good list right now. If you blow this pick, you're in very good shape right now. I'm looking good.

These ones are really fun. I know, this is tough. Cause everybody's looking. All these guys are- Everybody's looking really good. I don't think I can miss. Chad's got a really good list. Yeah, Chad's is really good.

I don't think I can miss with either of these guys. Oh, fuck man. Fuck man. Take your time. I'm going Chuck Norris. Oh. I'm going Chuck Norris. Wait, you're going Chuck Norris.

I'm going Chuck Norris. I'm going Chuck Norris. I'm going Chuck Norris. I'm going Chuck Norris. I'm going Chuck Norris. I'm going Chuck Norris. Oh, I'm going Chuck Norris. Which Chuck Norris movies do you really like? So here's the thing. Dodgeball. None of them. None of them. I don't like any of them.

I only know Chuck Norris from Walker, Texas Rangers. Yeah, that's the thing. But Chuck Norris, he has the jokes about him. Do you remember the era when you're like, okay, it was Chuck Norris he has the jokes about him do you remember the era when you're like okay was Chuck Norris jokes hey guys you heard about the snake that the Cobra that bit Chuck Norris right right yeah right died an hour later the snake right no no for sure he was an actually guy he was a meme before memes we're talking about action movies yeah Yeah, look at all those movies, dude. Code Silence, Delta Force was actually the one that I have seen. He's also in the second, it's a guy who's, you're looking at it right now.

I don't want to burn anyone's pick. You haven't seen any of these. But he's the, no, of course not. It was all before my era. But you gotta go. What are you talking, you're making it. Why are you tanking? What are you, also like.

I'm not tanking. Chuck Norris. He's a 10-time world karate champion He's in Air Force one, that's that's no no, he's in fucking Delta Force No, dude, he's a fucking beast. Here, can I do mine now? Go ahead. All right, I'll do what you should have done, dude, if you wanted some martial arts, and that's Jackie Chan.

Oh. See, I don't know if that's the one, though. I think he could have gotten him later. It might not be the one, but I think I could have gotten him later. I was hoping I could get him on the swing, because he is awesome. I love Jackie Chan.

I was thinking him. But I think Chuck Norris is huge. I wanted some martial arts, I get some martial arts in here now, you know? Dude, I love this pic though, Chris, I gotta say I love it. And also, did action, he was on fire with action comedy for a sec before every movie was an action comedy.

Oh dude. I think also, I think he's known as the most famous man in the world. Something like the most famous movie star. I mean he's done- the most famous man in the world. Something like the most famous movie star. I mean, he's done- Oh, he's done China for sure. Yeah, yeah.

So the first movie I saw there, I remember seeing his Rumble in the Bronx. Freaking sick, dude. Huge, huge. The bad guys have a freaking hovercraft. So sick. Rumble in the Bronx was my, dude, the outtakes in those movies were like the best part.

Well, it's actually the second guy that I got that does his own stunts nice and he broke his ankle jumping from building to building thing yeah in rumble to the Bronx rumble in the Bronx rush hour dude Shanghai noon wipe yourself off you're dead so much fun no I love that I love that. I love Jackie Chan, bro. And yeah, the Shanghai Noon, him and Owen Wilson, the chemistry, insane. Also the name he uses in that movie, another star who could be on someone's list. Go watch a Chuck Norris movie, dude,

and try to say it's not an action and he's not a star. Watch a Jackie Chan one and say you'll have more fun. You probably will. And yeah, I just wanted somebody who's like straight action, this one being martial arts, but like he doesn't really mess around. You don't really see many dramatic Jackie Chan movies. You know, he never went for the Oscar. Just went to kick freaking butt.

Then Supercop, Operation Condor. These are a lot of like really shitty movies. But they're fun. And he made a million of them. Yeah. That's the thing. Rumble in the Bronx. Not a great actually. I do actually a lot of fun. I do like it's not winning any awards, but it's a great movie But I already have I already have enough good movies with my first two guys Well, like they made like, you know, like high caliber movies and now dude and kind of my favorite Jackie Chan one Who am I did?

Also, Chad's saying JT's getting pics fed to him. I don't know if that's true or not. Oh, because he's looking at his phone. No, you know, sometimes my lady helps me with pics, but we're not actually talking today. You guys can check my phone records. And I'm just looking at people's IMDB list. I'm clean today. My records are clean. I've done my dirty thing for the day. Your reputation's tainted. Yeah, that's no boy, no. You know what? All anybody's gonna remember is who takes home the dub. So that's what I'm focused on. What are you taking? Your guys' puny moralizing means nothing to me. And with my next pick, I'm going with someone who many

didn't think was born to be an action star. He didn't spend the 80s performing in action movies. And then in the 90s, he bulked up and he brought a brand new spin to the conventional action star. And in his wake, he left maybe one of the greatest runs in action movie history. This is what I should have done. I'm talking about a guy who did The Rock, Con Air, and Face Off all in a row, Nicolas Cage. Yeah.

And then Gone In 60 Seconds shortly after that. And then gone in 60 seconds shortly after then gone in 60 seconds And you know these guys you got in my head when you're like you need an action action star and I should have just taken Nick Cage But I do like Nick Cage, yeah, I disagree with the direction of it But keep going keep going and then you know, he's in kick-ass. He's in with the direction of it, but keep going, keep going, keep going. And then, you know, he's in Kick Ass, he's in, you guys love National Treasure, Raising Arizona has some sweet to it. Don't pick Raising Arizona.

All right, no Raising Arizona. I mean, look, even with just the three action movies of Face Off, Con Air and The Rock, to me it's like the greatest run anyone's ever had in a two year span. All three classics, all three different, all three heavily rewatchable. So I think. And then you just add a couple one-offs, like you said, Kick Ass, Gone In 60 Seconds, National Treasure and you, that's a solid uvra in the action adventure genre. I love Nicholas Cage. I don't think of him as an action star.

Neither do I. But I love those movies that you picked. What would you say is your favorite action movie? Would you say it's Con Air? It might be Con Air. Might be my favorite movie of all time. And who is the lead in Con Air? Cameron Poe. Nicolas Cage.

Right. I love it. I love it. And then when we went to San Francisco, where did we visit to pay homage to another action movie? And to Rebirth Island? Yes, The Rock. Alcatraz.

Were the movie The Rock? Now, have we ever done that for any other action star? Chad and I did walk the Constitution Trail in- For National Treasure? For National Treasure. Oh, thank you. But an adventure movie. No, that was-

No, that was- No, fuck the wrong movie. No, that was for the town. Yeah, that was for the town, boy. Oh, shit. Our boy Affleck. Oh, right, yeah, hey. He could be up.

Copy, copy, copy. Dude, yeah, I don't know if I consider him an action star, but I love his movies. I love Nicolas Cage, yeah. If you look at all of his movies, he's done a fuckload of action. He has done a ton of them. When you two are doing a banter around action movies, which actor would you say is the most heavily quoted? DeGrake, probably Cage.

Does that mean if we're being real though, Fast and Furious? Oh, honestly, you know what? Fast and Furious, that's true. Actually, yeah, that we're being real though, Fast and Furious. Oh honestly, you know what? Oh, Fast and Furious, that's true. Actually, yeah, that is true. But behind the Fast and Furious. So number two would be. It's because his impression is so good. That's true.

We're not saying. It's not even. Is that even. Is that even in cars? Oh fuck. Strider is like, is like, is like two to three years away from talking in his Nick Cage impression, just as the way that he talks.

I've, like, listening to history is is dank I'm like you you flirt with it and go into it like half at least half an episode now just just like it's just how you talk now it's just slowly creeping in. I know I know. Look at my clementia dude. Has anyone seen Bangkok Dangerous? No I got really. We walked out of a movie with Nick Cage. Dude not an action movie but Long Legs was good. Did anyone see Bangkok Dangerous? No, I got really bad. We walked out of a movie with Nick Kishman one time. Yeah, we saw that. Dude, not an action movie, but Long Legs was good. Anyone see Long Legs?

I haven't watched it yet. He's hilarious in it. Snake Eyes is a horrible movie. You know what, I do think Aaron's gonna ding me on that one though, but I feel good with the pic. Do I get two? I can't remember. You get two.

Oh wow. And this is it, baby. Oh wow. Are we doing four or five? We're doing five, five, five. Oh wow. But if he's got two pics here, this is it, baby. Oh, wow. This is you're in good shape. Are we doing four or five? We're doing five, five, five. Oh, wow. But if he's got two picture, this is what's going to... This is huge.

I'll be happy if you win. I will. Stop. I swear to God. Stop that. All right, all right, all right. Look. I'll back off.

The thing is, it was a good argument. It was a good argument. Hey, it's over. It's in the past. All right, we'll move on. We'll move on. I can't wait to argue about it after the pod. It's gonna be four guys on the corner outside. Just screaming. Look, this guy, he's lovable.

Is he, are his movies top tier? No. Does he do great action? Yes. Is he jacked? Yes. Does he look good doing pull-ups? Yes. I'm gonna go Jason Statham. Oh, that's a great pick. I mean, he just keeps cranking him out. He's kind of he feels like Not as talented martial arts wise as Jackie Chan, but he just keeps cranking out action movies, which I respect and he's constantly entertaining us crank Crank was ridiculous. Awesome. Um death race all the fasts and furious's he's going

You know, he's not as huge as the rock, but he's going toe to toe with the rock. He's better. The transporters are so good. I love the transporters. When they came out. Transporters are sick. And he's a better fighter than 90% of the people on the list.

Yeah, well he's so flexible. Yeah. And of the... It's notable. His kicks, the spread that he gets is just, it's awesome. I'd say this about Jason Stanton too. Of the guys who are more fighter than actor, he's the best actor. Yeah.

It's pretty good. Actually, The Mechanic is a pretty decent run of the mill action flick. The Ben Foster one. Oh yeah. It's actually solid. I've heard good things about Beekeeper. Oh, Beekeeper. The Beekeeper. The David Ayer. It's actually solid. I've heard good things about Beekeeper. Oh, Beekeeper's a little bit. The Beekeeper.

David Ayer? They say, they use the word bee six million times in the Beekeeper. They talk about bees all the time in the Beekeeper. I will give it credit for that. Other than that, it's fine. Cranks, the cranks are amazing. Cranks are so funny.

Cranks, amazing movie. I mean, Snatch isn't an action movie, but it's one of my favorites. Snatch is great, and he's not really like, that was kind of his breakout role. He's yeah, here's the thing I richie movies. I mean a lot of these guys especially Kurt Russell you can picture them Fucking oh, but Jason Statham. I think can really give it For sure for sure he can fuck you do you want your action movie star to be sexual? Because Arnold is kind of asexual.

Well, yeah. Even though he's so horny in real life. I do not like seeing. The Rock has started to make out with chicks in movies. Oh, no. It's brutal. No, I can't watch that. I can't watch that.

Red Notice, he makes out with Gal Gadot. And I'm like, what the fuck is this? Knock it off. In the Jungle Cruise, he kisses Emily. But she almost makes it work, testament to her acting skills. She's awesome. But yeah, it's like, it work testament to her acting skills. She's awesome. But yeah, it's like I don't want to see this, but stay with them.

I could see if the Rock was doing doggy in all those movies, but not kissing, would that feel better? It feel better. I don't know if it would feel right. Yeah. Yeah. Not right. Like the Rock would have to like be having sex with the Rock, but with like, yeah, just. Better if I'm not right. Like the rock would have to like be having sex with the rock but with like long hair.

Yeah. Yeah, here's the thing. Like not a carbon copy but like pretty much the same. Here's the thing, Statham, Statham can munch box and get dome. Yeah. He's probably the best at that. Yeah, that's true.

Oh and the Italian job. Italian job. Italian job's a fun one. Fun movie. Yeah, handsome Rob dude. All right, who's your next pick? Oh, and the one, the one is sick. Wait, the one with another guy. Another guy. Which by the way, like, I feel like you should take. I could use that. I could use that energy. I'm gonna wait. I'm gonna wait on that one. Yeah, because you can get him later. I can pick up one of those guys last and bolster on my list. Yeah, maybe I can get him later. I can pick up one of those guys last and he's bolster on my list. Yeah, maybe I should have done that.

But your list needs a lot of bolstering because you have movie stars. People like movie stars, dude. Look, Strider, if you don't pick Chuck Norris, you got the best list by a country mile. Yeah. It's unreal. I'm getting flak for picking an action star

on an action star list. Unreal. But like, come on. it's Chuck fucking Norris. All right. This last guy, at least it's fucking Chuck Norris. At least if you went with one of the other guys, you'd have like a movie that you would watch. I've already made the point.

It's not about it's not about sorry. Sorry. Chad's pick. This last guy, he's in both categories. He's done really great movies, he's won awards, but he's also done iconic action movies. And action movies that are very rewatchable that I love to watch.

And first black guy on the list, Will Smith. Great pick. Dude, Chad, you really win. You have a really good list. Will Smith. Your list is good. I'm a little brother boy with you. I'm a little brother boy with you. Wait sure. Independence Day. For sure. Massive. What else? Dude, Wild Wild West. I enjoyed it as a kid. Men in Black. Super fun. I am legend. I mean, he's great at pull him black. Met him black. Super fun. I am legend. I mean, he's great at pull-ups.

Actually, he's pulled kind of suck. Enemy of the State is a great movie, and he doesn't, and he plays just a regular guy. He's a lawyer who gets freaking NSA. I think Enemy of the State puts him over the top. It's one of, if you guys haven't seen Enemy of the State, it is one of the most watchable, talking to the chat mostly, I know you guys have.

It's one of the most watchable movies ever, and you see why he's a movie star. Yeah. Movie star, thank you, Chris. And then you why he's a movie star. Yeah. Movie star. Thank you, Chris. And then you got like, and then you got I robot. I robot. But it's solid enough.

Hancock, I never saw. Which is Spanish is. Hancock is bad. It's bad. It starts good and then the last hour is bad. I heard Gemini. Did Gemini man. No, Gemini man's pretty horrible.

Cause the CGI younger self, he moves like he has no bones. Right. It doesn't look real at all. Your brain sees it and you're like, this isn't right. And for me, it's like, what are their top action movies? Like, are they super bangers that you can watch all the time? And with him, it's Bad Boys, Enemy of the State, Independence Day, and then you can go like Men in Black,

or you could go like Iroh. Or you go with one of the sequels. You go with Bad Boys 2. Yeah, and I'm like, dude, those are so sick. Yeah, Bad Boys 2 when I was a kid. Oh, bro. Yeah, I haven't seen the fourth one, but the third one was solid.

I'm sure I'll catch the fourth one on VOD soon enough. Do you remember what Michael Bay told him when he runs with his shirt open and he's chasing through the streets of Miami to get to Ileone after they finished shooting Michael Bay looked at him and said, congratulations, I just made you a fucking movie star. Wow. And then his other big moment I think is in Independence Day when he's in the dog fight with the alien and then he opens the thing and it's the scary thing.

Welcome to Earth. The theater clapped when he said that. When I saw it in Palm Springs on 4th of July weekend, the whole theater was going. We're in. Cause we've been getting our ass kicked by the aliens, bro. We were in Jackson, I remember exactly where I was, dude. Cause the movie's so fricking sick.

Bro, the aliens were getting us, dude. Oh, Lowbridge! I still say that, dude. When he flies under, when the little bit, when the alien shoots off and like a big rock has fallen and he goes under it, gratuitously, but he's laughing about it, and he's low bridge, I still say that all the time. Low bridge, great call.

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Go deep so they know I sent you Let's get back to the show Unfortunately, there's great action movie performances by women throughout her but no one got the chance to do it over and over again Yeah, they could go to the Yeah, no, I think I think Angie might have Angelina Jolie has some really good show At least the she actually has like she actually has like the middle ones. She has like me as Yokova, I guess, with all the Gal Gadot. She was a better me, Jokovic, Jokovic.

Yeah. Round the just I think. But it gets to do it over and over again the way these guys do. No one really knows. It's badass, but it's only two movies. It's only that franchise. The Kill Bill franchise. It's like and then I don't it's with a with the superhero movies. I just don't really like them as action.

That can't be your that can't be your biggest thing for me personally. But like, I mean, Emily Blunt's done a couple. Angelina Jolie's done a cut because Angelina Jolie is Mr. and Mrs. Smith Salt. She was in a Marvel's movie, but it was bad. Called the Marshal Lara Croft. Yeah. And she's Lara Croft. Yeah. So she has a franchise.

She's probably the closest one. But it's so tough when it's still not as many as all these people for sure. All right. It's a great list. I really got to dig deep on this one because I think I like that.

Oh hell yeah. Chat. I got a two for Jack. Yes. Let's go. You got to still in there. Damn dude. This chat bro. Oh fuck. Dude. You can't underestimate the power rush hour. People will fucking love that movie because it's perfect. I love it too. It is good.

It's great. Who directed that? Brett Ratner. So good. Brett Ratner. Yeah. So this guy was my number 10 overall. I think he is the quintessential martial artist action star. I think he's the one who actually introduced that to the world.

He made it a thing. He brought over a wave of performers after him and he redefined who could be an action star and basically brought martial arts to American pop culture. I'm going with Bruce Lee. That's your best pick at four. There's a thing about Bruce Lee too. If you watch his highest production movie,

Enter the Dragon, which is a sick. It's so good. It started the trope of like, hey, there's a tournament with like some other stuff going on, but it's a fighting tournament movie. Those always rip. Chuck Norris. No, he's not in that one.

No, he's not in that one. He's in the second one. There's a cool dude named Jim Kelly's in it. He's fucking sick. Jim Kelly's the man. Dude, the speed of Bruce Lee's punches and kicks in the movie, they must've sped up the frames, but he looks- The one kick in the final fight. Yeah is

incredible and Yeah, Bruce Lee was just the man and what was cool about it is he's one of the few action stars that brings like a full Philosophy to the film like you can watch into the dragon He's like he's like don't be rigid be like water when your boy talks shit on your pick flow with it He said all these things and entered the dragon. And, uh, you know, so he's actually kind of, you're watching him beat ass. He's not the biggest guy too, which is sick. He's like five, eight, like one, six, but he's ripped and he fucking smacks people, dude.

And you always respected his mind. You're like, dude, this guy has a powerful dome and that's what makes him the top dog. Which is the one where Chuck Norris is the bad guy? The second one. No, it's It's it's a because it's not game of death. That one has Kareem. That one's awesome That one's cool because it's four stories. He goes up one story at a time fighting guys. Look up Chuck Norris the way of the dragon Yeah, that's it the way of the dragon So that ends with them fighting in the Coliseum

And it's pretty sick, and that's what put Chuck Norris on the mat. Yeah, who's a huge action star, dude I love that pick Bruce Lee's a badass pick honestly He might be the dude who could kick everyone's ass on this list I think I win in a fight on of everyone in here. Yeah He was once fighting a wrestler who pinned him and the wrestler said, I got you and said, Bruce Lee said, no, in real life I would have won. I would have bit you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.

And dude, tragically taken too soon. He would have done a lot more great stuff. Yeah, and his son was a good action movie star and would have also been a good one. How did he die? I think it was a on game of death. There was like a gun malfunction did he die? I think it was on Game of Death, there was like a gun malfunction. Oh really?

I think so. Hey man, his son. Oh no, that's how his son died. He died from a heart thing and I don't think they ever fully knew what. I feel like I remember you telling me that like when we were kids, that somebody said he was meditating too hard.

Someone was also like, I was like six and JT was eight. So I was like, I don't know if that's, I don't think a doctor wrote that down. I'm like- Swelling of the brain. Yeah, so isn't kind of like some people thought he might've been murdered.

Allergic reaction to a headache medication. Six days before the release of Enter the Dragon. Hey, people also search for Chuck Norris. Yeah, he's a huge star. I don't know what people are talking about. It's like insane. I feel like Joe Marisi. I'm like dude. Come on, bro Aaron's gonna give me love on that You know what this is gonna be a pretty epic finale though, I'm good up to get last I need to Set up a big for now. I don't um Chad you're kind

of in an action movie right now I don't know what to do Gary Olmans and you could thwart me you know I'm gonna go with or I could win I'm gonna go with Liam Neeson. Good pick. I was. That was a big pick. I was game planning on the way over with Becca and I'm like, the thing is Taken might be the most influential movie of like the last 15, 20 years because it's it made the old guy beats everyone up and is super badass,

like the most popular, most bankable movie for, because then you see so many of the guys, like Mel Gibson started doing them after Liam Neeson, like every aging star, movie star, like got to be like, all right, well now I just beat people up for all my movies. And the first taken, I rewatched it like two weeks ago with my father-in-law, he'd never seen it.

Oh dude, dude. And he was like, afterwards it was like, that was very enjoyable, I'm like, oh yeah, baby. We also caught it, we were already 20, she'd already gotten, she was getting taken as I put it on, I'm like, perfect. We got an hour and 10 minutes, it's great. You're gonna love this.

That's always the best way to pick it up, dude. Yeah, oh yeah, because it's just like, I have a very particular set of skills. Like it opens with like, and then it's just off to the races and he never stops moving forward. It's always progress. And then he just punches his way through. He's very tactical. And then now he's made a million of these fucking movies. And he snuck in the gray, which is a frigging,

and the gray is really good. And then earlier in his career, he had Rob Roy, which is mostly just like kind of like, it's just, it's like, it's like, uh, people where he wears a kilt the whole time and it's an it's like an epic But it has some sick sword fighting a duel against Tim Roth He's got a big-ass sword Tim Roth has like a little blade and he's very fast And that's a very fun action scene and it's got other good scenes and I gone gin. He's quite gone dude He's freaking Aslan and chronicles and Narnia. I'll take that dude. He's a fucking lion Oh, you're giving him. Yeah

Well, dude, there's actually badass action in Chronicles of Narnia the lion the witch and the wardrobe But obviously taken and then all the variations have taken that he did including two and three Three you can't watch two is okay. Oh Kingdom of Heaven dude But he does chop a guy's head in half down the middle. That's sick. Batman begins. Batman begins dude. Brazile Ghoul. Great movie. Always mind your footing. And yeah. Grab your chest. Oh the A-Team. Your chest will make you stronger. A-Team is totally solid. A-Team awesome. And yeah I mean stronger. A-Team's totally solid. A-Team, awesome. And yeah, I mean, look, we're getting that we're getting a little bit later in there.

So it's not it's not Tom Cruise, but I like it. Oh, we're doing five picks? Mm hmm. This is the critical. I might take a chick. Dude, let me tell you, there ain't nothing wrong with that.

It's not the move. I love chicks. All right. Who's next? I think I'm up. You sound like all the people I dated. Do I go back to back here? Yeah, to close it out.

To close it out. Okay. You're still in it. Let's see here. This is tough, dude. Late in the draft. What do you do? How do you do? Consulting the list exactly.

Bottom of the ninth, three outs. What do you do do you don't go with Dwayne you don't take Dwayne dude the Rock Johnson I refuse I refuse to take him I might go with old head pick oh I think I know what I'm gonna do next it's just in my head dude no don't do it don't No, don't do it. Don't do it. Don't do it. I know what you're going to do. Don't do it. No way. I think that's where I'm going. Yeah, it's smart. There is there is kind of like there is kind of like a movie star light pick still on the board. That's what I'm thinking. And I want that. But I can't think of who it is. I'm

like, who's the movie star? Because we're going more movie star and I have some action guys, but people don't like action stars for action lists. So I'm like, oh, man. What do you even do? And there's a guy that I love right now that's on there. But he doesn't have that many movies. Is he young to where it's like he can fill it out later?

I might just, well I'm picking back to back but Aaron might get me with this because he loves stuff but I'm gonna go with right here I'm just gonna go with Wesley Snipes. Great, great. I was hoping I'm going Wesley Snipes he's Blade. Blade is so sick. And Blade 2 is very sick. But he hasn't done that like many movies. Passenger 57. I love Passenger. Dude, the bad guy in Passenger 57.

Hilarious. So funny. It's so hokey, but it's just awesome. I mean, I don't think we can count why I'm in Camp Jump, but like they're playing basketball in sports. The way he plays basketball makes it look like Kung Fu. That's what I mean. I'm like, dude, he's moving so well in it where I'm like, dude, like, is this considered stunts? Like, he's so good. And it's so you eat, no one, he dribbles so high.

No one plays like that. He's awesome. And Demolition Man. We're back to that. Simon Phoenix, dude. So funny. He's so good. He's so like, he's so zany in it. And it just, it worked so well. It's unreal. And he's goofy, but he's still badass. He's so zany in it and it just, it worked so well. It's unreal. And he's goofy, but he's still badass. He's not like- Yeah, no, he's like, he's like, not scary, but like, he's like a good bad guy. The humor makes him more like dangerous.

Yeah. Totally, yeah, he's wily. He's also with the sequel to US Marshals, he's in that- Oh, US Marshals is solid. Solid. In Passengers. Drop Zone, I forgot about that movie. Oh, Drop Zone's amazing.

Great fucking movie, Drop Zone. Oh my God, it's a bad movie, but it's so fucked. Yes, exactly so it's amazing fucking movie drops. Oh my god It's a bad movie, but it's so far. It's one of those we were like Why am I watching? Money trains honestly money trains a good movie. I like my city. I mean, what are we considering that? More of like an American gangster. They do American gangsters and it's a crime drama. Yeah, it's not really but it's a good It's a really good movie. Yeah, he's amazing in it. It's not really. But it's a good it's a really good movie. He's amazing and he's such a good bad guy in it.

I was going to say he's what's cool about Wesley Snipes. He's like a really good good guy. And then he's like an incredible bad guy. Yeah. Like he's so he can be sinister. Very he's very good. Which was what works for Blade.

He's kind of just like yeah. Well he's funny. He like smiles out of the side like the like the smallest smile, but like, and he's and his outfits and Blade are fucking top notch. Those two movies don't get the first two blades or some of the sickest movies. They were the first comic book movies. They were like the they started that whole thing. Technically, it was a big deal. Like we've me, you and Greg would talk about the first Blade all the time. I mean, Greg sends a gif of some of the fuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill all the time.

And then he kicks a knife in the Deacon Frost head. Also rest in peace. Did Chris Christofferson just pass away? Yeah, he did. Whistler. Oh dude, yeah. Let's dedicate this whole draft to Chris Christofferson. He's amazing. Who else? Other people. A man who showed us that. Dikembe. Pete Rose.

Pete Rose. Well, we can only dedicate it to one. We're just office and Whistler Missy dog, but rest in peace to the other really special guys, too I Like that pick a lot. I was hoping he would get picked. Yeah, it's he's awesome Doesn't have the largest body of work, but he's got a solid body of work like you watch any of those movies. You're having a great fucking time.

Art of war, dude, let's go. Art of war. I randomly watched that movie like a million times. It's horrible, but I like it. Yeah, that's what I mean. Is these movies can be bad, but you're having fun. Michael Bean is laid. Oh, murder.

Murder. A dope movie. I want to watch that again. It's also like it's Dennis Miller. Diane Lane. Like it's got a good cast, it's fun. Yeah, someone dies at the White House and he's the detective investigating it. That's a nice plot.

That is nice. Trying to think of, if I can get that movie star guy that's on the list, but okay. Rounding it out. Just pick Dwayne Duhun. Do I want it? No, I'm never picking him, but on principle I'm not. Dude, if you see him in a movie,

you know the stakes are zero. I literally can't watch it. Like no one's gonna die. Yeah, I can't watch it. Okay. It's Dwayne Johnson. That being said- Versus a giant giraffe.

Yeah. Exactly, dude. Okay, do I want a guy that can move and do some kung fu here? But JT's got the best kung fu guy. That's the move. And I already got Chuck Norris, who's a karate champ, 10 time world champ, real guy, can move and do some Kung Fu here, but JT's got the best Kung Fu guy. That's the move. I already got Chuck Norris, who's a karate champ, 10 time world champ, real guy, can kick some ass.

I might be the guy over here. Shut up, and dude, also in really good shape at 80 with the bow flex. He's burning all the time. Bro, exactly. He does funny commercials now. He's in on his own joke. I love him. Can't say enough about him.

Happy to have him at 30. Yeah. Yeah. You love watching infomercials. I do. That's the big about me. I'm old. It's true, I do. I do, that's where I get all my stuff. Shit, man.

Shit, man. There's like an old guy that I could do here, but I'd really have to make an argument. Chad's not gonna love me for it. There's another guy who's not quite as old, but who is badass, who is a star. Who are you talking about? just got to pick one. I know.

I know. Let me see. Hold on. Let me look at this real quick and see if I just go with a little bit of a younger guy. You've definitely taken them. I'm taking a lot of time. I'm taking a lot of time. I normally, I take forever.

Dude, what if I did take a one a week? No, no, no. I'm not going to do it. Oh, you know what I might go with right now? I'm going to go a little bit younger. And there's a guy in here that I'm going to leave off, but I'm going to be right now? No, no, no. Oh, you know what? I might go with right now I'm gonna go a little bit younger and that there's a guy here that I'm gonna leave off, but I'm gonna go with Daniel Craig Oh, no, I'm James Bond. Yeah and James Bond. There's other James Bond's but I mean, come on This is your biggest action role and he takes he made the role a little bit more badass. He's doing parkour It's fucking James Bond. It's the most iconic role that there is of course

There's ones before him, but I think he's the coolest most badass most versatile bond and he's done a couple other In there. Yeah layer cake. Yeah, that's a sick non-action movie. Yeah, it's more of like a he's in the first two later as the sex Oh, yeah, he has a nice butt in that true. Yeah. He takes shower and suck it off. I it's good movie good movie It's really just the bond it's really just the bonds, but he's fucking awesome. He's more of a try cuz like I Love Dano crap. I love like dragon tattoo. No no guy gets a dildo He's more decide this more thriller. Yeah, that's knives movies, no. Oh, Munich's pretty fucking sick, dude. Munich's sick. Munich's got some gnarly scenes.

Yeah, it does. JT has one of the best all-time jokes. But I mean, his run of Bond movies is incredible, I think. It's awesome. I think he might be my favorite. He's James Bond, and this is Pick Five, I'm adding it on there. Defiance is not that great of a movie, but.

I like Defiance, but I'm a World War II guy. It's got some sick scenes in it. Yeah. Logan Lucky's not an action movie but adventure but he's a he's so fun in that. He's awesome. The Golden Compass it's got some action. I mean you got the Bond movies that's like five right there. Huge franchise. Oh Tomb Raider. And he's my favorite Bond. Yeah, which is the biggest action franchise in history. Except for maybe one that we'll get picked later. All right. It's in. All right. I'm gonna last from the list, bro. They don't love me at all. I don't know if, I don't know if. You know what? I'm just going to have fun with this one. I'm going to go in. Great.

It's fun. I mean, dude, what's the one when you're on the boat? It's the best one. And that's what I was saying about Chuck Norris is like real karate guy, by the way. Yeah, but he's bad. I like you'd actually watch under siege. Like you would actually. Oh yeah, I forgot.

Chuck Norris is known for being a really good actor. Yeah, but he's but he's good at karate but but I mean you are right I would go is an awesome so gall does not move his feet it's all hands it's all hands and he just smacks and punches or slices with his hands every single he doesn't move in any of his action movies it's so funny under siege Tommy Lee Jones is a bad guy it's a legit he's too good as a bad guy. It's a legit good movie. Like it's fuck. It's one of the top 10 action movies. It's one of the best action movies ever. I'm just like, maybe seal on punishment. Great premise. Yeah, it's, it's yeah, he's, everybody thinks he's a chef, but he's not a

chef because he punched out one of his commanding officers who gave, who tried to send his men to death. So he got busted down to a cook and he has to stop Tommy Lee Jones from nuking Honolulu. It's a great movie. It's just a pure great movie. What was cool about Seagal is the buildup in every action movie was in the end, the main good guy will fight the main bad guy. The main bad guy will be winning the fight. And then the main good guy will dig deep and end up winning. Exactly. In Seagal movies, he wins the whole time. And that's what's awesome about it. He's never, it never looks like he's the whole time and that's what's awesome about it.

It never looks like he's about to lose. He's always dominating. In Under Siege, he's bitch slapping Tommy Lee Jones, who's been a great bad guy up until this point, and then he just smacks, literally smacks the shit out of him and then throws him through a screen and kills him after sticking his head in. He only gets hit once and he lets Tommy Lee Jones hit him and And then he goes and spits out the blood and keeps going. He's got and he's like so many corny bad movies. Fire Down Below is a good one.

Hard to kill. He gets he's banging his wife to start the movie. And then guys come in with a shotgun. He literally takes a shotgun to the chest, rolls up the bed and lands on his feet and then charges, gets shot again in the midsection with a 12 gauge. You're five minutes into the movie, it's hard to kill because he survives that

and gets vengeance on the guys for killing his wife. Amazing, like amazingly dumb shit. That's what I'm saying, these are great. Also the best action scene in Above the Law where he just walks into the bar. I think it's Above the Law, he walks in and goes, here is my gun. Here is my badge. And he just beats up like 40 guys in a pool hall. His line delivery is also so fun and so lazy. He's like,

yeah, it's barely acting, but it is acting. I do think Glimmer Man, somebody goes to rob him and he's like, oh here, take my credit card. And then he flips and it's got a little knife on it and he slits the guy's throat. It's like, who has a knife on their. And then the way that Steven Seagal got famous. Yeah, he was a trainer, right? His agent was Mike Lovitz who ran CAA

and Mike Lovitz was like, I can make anyone an action star. And he took his Akito trainer, Steven Seagal and put him in movies. Yeah, he broke, he breaks a lot of fingers. Like his style is like breaking fingers and like smacking people or a lot of knife play. He still uses a gun plenty. He started rocking the goatee late career.

I haven't really seen any of those movies because they look like they were made for $4. But yeah, that's my last pick. Under Siege is one of my favorite action movies of all time. And he's just like, he's a straight, a lot of movies straight to video, bad action movies. Russian in Romania. But also has, yeah.

On DVD. They filmed it somewhere where like, there are no rules, anything flies. And so he probably did break people's fingers. The human rights violations on a lot of those productions. Yeah, he was one of the, I wanted, I kinda wanted one of those action guys to round out the list.

All right, with my last pick, I'm going with someone who is nothing short of a cultural icon. He has carried the largest film franchise in cinematic history on his back. And in true action form, another formidable action star tried to interlope and take it from him midstream. And through sheer dominant will and star power, he regressed control and led it in his vision.

I'm going with the OG, someone who's kind of responsible for everything we do. I'm going with Vin Diesel. Dude, takes it right out from under Chad Daddy. Takes it right out from under him. Now a lot of his movies are critically underrated. They have not been appreciated by the intelligentsia, but to the people to the everyday americans who walk this earth We know what vin diesel means to us And uh, you know if we're talking about quotability He's right there. I am Groot. He's right there with arnold. Oh do I get points for the guardians?

Oh, yeah, sure, dude. Whoa, he's Groot bro I get points for the Guardians too. Oh yeah, sure dude. Whoa! He's Groot, bro. Dude, I'm taking Aslan from Lord of the Rings and he bites off the witch's fucking head. You can take Groot. He murders a lot of people in those movies.

I like Riddick too, dude. Riddick, Chronicles of Riddick is a sick movie. The fight scenes are cool. And he's in Saving Private Ryan. He's in Saving Private Ryan. I don't know if he's exactly the action guy in that movie, but he's in it. property. He's in saving private property. I don't know if he's exactly the action guy in that movie, but he's in it. And his fight scene in Knock Around Guys, he has a badass monologue in that. He does.

That's how many fights before you can say you're a legitimate tough guy. Also he famously, his sister famously made a rule where he had to take the same amount of punches or land the same amount of punches as the other stars in his movies. The Rock tried to take the Fast and furious from him. Yeah. And he said that Dwayne get out. And he said, this is about family and this is my family. I tried to let you in and then you tried to steal my family. Can we also put up the photo of me and Chad with Vin Diesel at this moment,

Jake in the edit. It's a beautiful thing. Cause this was like a really big, yeah there it is. That was so awesome seeing that. That's awesome dude. We were on a lot of mushrooms. Dude his shades dude that he's wearing, that's awesome. It was a beautiful moment. That was when me and Chad were brothers before I sandbagged sliced alone the thing is I agree with your argument you did it in a very in a very

gnarly way shitty you just wait for it was also funny also I feel bad dumping on someone after that we always do it what are you talking about you feel bad doing it after the bag. I know it doesn't sound good. I feel bad. If you feel bad then don't do it. No, I mean. I do it preemptively. No, no one's ever done that before. Yeah, cause it's twisted and it's sick. Not cause it's more on the bad faith. It's way below the boat.

It's bad. Well, we'll see what happens next time we draft. I'm not doing that. I wouldn't do a move like that. I'm not doing that. I wouldn't do a move like that. I'd never do that. I'd never do that. I have a code. Same.

I have a code and it's getting last. I don't know. I don't know. It's what I do. It is kind of funny though. Yeah, exactly. I mean, it made great podcasts. I'm just gonna go 30.

Next time I'm gonna list 30 things and why they suck and then pick my pick. Yeah, exactly. Just sandbag every pick that might get picked. This is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong, this is wrong, but here's mine. Yeah, no. But you know, to your credit, you gotta have a good pick after you say that. And it was something you could have gotten in round three.

Oh, I raised a competitive fighter. You could have gotten in round three. I can't wait to hear what Aaron does with this list, honestly. I'm hoping he likes it all. Okay, this last guy. Coming for me Mr. Stahl himself. You know I was gonna go Vin Diesel. Of course.

I love him. Triple X. Do we talk about triple X? No. No. The things I do for my country. Failed to mention it. Another classic. Dude.

I say that before I have sex every time. Oh yeah. I wear a fur coat. Like uh, just let my body do the talking. But this guy, he's always been jacked. He looks good in a pair of Calvin Klein's. He's been in great movies. Oh, nice.

He's, he makes you reconnect with God. He's a true inspiration. He almost stopped 9-11. Mark Wahlberg. Yeah. I mean, this is your last pick. I love him. He's been in some action stuff, but this is a movie star. You know what's great? He doesn't really, he still does action movies, but they're just not getting through to people. No. But if you look at his all time list, like big hit is sick. Contraband is sick. Two guns is sick.

Shooter shooters. Shooters. I don't love shooter, but I love shooter. Lone Survivor. Three Kings. But I don't know is that what's his number one? Clooney's. I mean his number one movie of all time is probably Boogie Nights.

Maybe no. What's his number one action movie? I you know what? For me, it's kind of alien job. For me, it's the big the big hit or two guns actually I think it's contraband is this sickest You know same director is two guns to work on it. There's more action into he's really funny And it's got Denzel and lone survivors good. I love those. It's just hard to watch it. So many guys get smoked Yeah, I don't like seeing seals go down the same here I watched I watched Deep Water Horizon recently.

Pretty bad. No, it's good. It's decent. You know, it's supposed to be a J.C. Shandor was going to do it and then he got the boot late. I think he might have done a better version of it. It also is. I think that's the movie that put what's that director's name, Peter Berg on like his realistic tragedy direction

where like he did that. Well he did, he did Lone Survivor first. That was the first. Oh, that's right. And then it was, and then it was Patriot Day, then Deepwater. Oh, so I'm way off. Mark Wahlberg and Peter Berg are just looking

for regular dudes to step up in moments of crisis. They're like, let's make this movie. It's a smart marketing pitch. Oh, for sure. A lot of America was like, let's go. Fighter's a good movie. Yeah. Is that an action movie? Doxing, yes. Don't try to trap good movie. Yeah. Is that an action movie?

Doxing, yes. Don't try to trap me. You think the fighters an action movie? Take it. I'll take it. The fighting movie. You know, what are gambling movies, action movies? Yes.

Baby, the action. I love that. Yeah, let's go. Oh, well, you know, Mark Wahlberg gets in a movie called The Gambler. Where he plays an English professor. Oh, The Corrupter could have been cool. I mean, Plan of the Apes, is that action? Yeah, that was a disaster English professor. Oh the Corruptor could have been cool. I mean yeah the apes is that action

Yeah, that was a disaster horrendous movies a disaster He's in he's in some of the later transformers movies that are horrible bad. Yeah Max Payne. I had high hopes for Max Payne I know I remember watch it perfect storm perfect storm You know Wilbur really needs to get with a good director again because he's kind of just like It's doing a lot of infinite was pretty bad. I was on the long You know, Wilbur really needs to get with a good director again, because he's kind of just like, uh, he's doing a lot of infinite was pretty bad. I was bummed about that. Well, I think he's just, he's so amped on productivity. He's like, yeah, let's do that. Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Yeah. He needs to take a step back. I should watch his, I should watch a little bit. I should watch his dog movie because I'm sure it's cute. Oh yeah. And nothing better than a dog movie. True. Um, dude, nobody took, uh, when I was saying like there's kind of like a movie star light, Nothing better than a dog movie true Dude nobody took When I was saying like there's kind of like a movie star. Yeah, like something about Gerard Butler

Would have gone with him he's really good. Yeah, the 300 three No, it's a Olympus is fallen One in three are really good two is horrible, but one one and three rock. Is two the one with the drones? No, that's three. Drones. That's kind of like kind of prescient because now that's a thing. I know. And that movie came out. Dude, this is fun. I remember.

Who's the female? Three letters. Lucy Liu. Is that it? Or is it the girl that crouching tiger, hidden dragon? Michelle Yeoh. Michelle Yeoh. She's on the line. Jake, who is the female? Uma Thurman.

Yeah, it's only the Kill Billz. One franchise. But she's amazing in it. She's on the line. Jake, who is the female? Uma Thurman? Yeah, it's only the Kill Billz. One franchise. But she's amazing in it. She's amazing. Yeah, I talked about her too, but it's just too moving. But like, Gerard Butler also has like, Greenland is like an adventure movie. That's good though. Yeah.

Plane was a good action movie. I don't know if he, he has a lot of like those mid-tier action movies that are totally solid. Gerard Butler. I just like. He's a Phantom and the Phantom. What about Christian Bale, Tom Hardy, Denzel Washington, like Oh Denzel, yeah. Charlize I might even put in there. See Denzel, he's done a lot of action movies. You could have put Denzel. You could have taken Denzel. So I'm saying more than action. But Denzel, Denzel, it's like, it's like I said, I love two

guns and then it's a lot of the man on fire, but there's actually not an equalizer. I don't like the equalizer move. I haven't really watched them. He's very believable, dominating. Yeah. Carl Weathers, Sean Connery. Sean Connery, Sean Claude. Sean Claude Van Damme is a big one that was not on there. We didn't say Sean Claude? Oh, I would have taken him.

Matt Damon. I don't think of Matt Damon as an action star. He's got Bourne and that's... I would have taken Sean. I don't think of Matt Damon as an action star. He's got born and that's Literally when he was in born people were like the new action star. He's kind of geeky like he's smart He's yeah, it was like a total pivot. I love Matt Damon. He's the man Russell crowd I don't think you're the most so crow I couldn't he doesn't he has like he has like gladier And like which is like the sickest movie ever and I love Master and Commander But there's not it was like one there's like one action scene. He could have done so many more action. I know he could have done

awesome. And then now he's too freaking puffed up. Yep. He's like in a band traveling. Charlize has atomic blonde Furiosa in the old guard. It's still not enough. But she's right there.

She's if she could if she could fill it out with like another like two more action. Flux which was bad though. If Ion Flux and Atomic Blonde, like dude, especially if Atomic Blonde was good. I know. Because Furiosa is like the greatest movie of all time. Unreal. Unreal.

And she's so good in it. I just watched the prequel, which was like solid. But yeah. But you just get reminded like, man, the other movie is the best. For sure. Like if you never saw the other movie, we'd all be like, oh, this is unbelievable. Oh yeah. All right, should we call Aaron?

Tennis hopper. Aaron, what up, dude? What up, guys? Oh shit. All right, here we go. What up, Aaron? Aaron, this was maybe the most contentious draft in history. Oh, Aaron, we straight up fought.

All right, Aaron, so we had top, do you know what the draft topic is? Yeah, yeah, I'm looking at the list right now. Oh, you got the list. Okay. Top action stars of all time. As Chris said, it was contentious. A lot of heat going on.

Also strictly for my nipples wants to know what you're wearing. Oh, black and red Brody Stevens t-shirt, a classic cherry-coke look, and nothing else. Thank you. That's sick. Okay I like every list here. I'm looking at it. I like every number one pick. It's great. I think you guys hit all the greats.

I don't think anybody's missed. So this is good. Did you guys already run down the picks that everybody has? No, if you want to. we haven't done the full list. Okay. Well we've got Schwarzenegger, Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, Wesley Snipes, Daniel Craig. We've got Tom Cruise, Kurt Russell, Jackie Chan, Liam Neeson, Steven Seagal, Keanu Reeves, Harrison Ford, Nicholas Cage, Bruce Lee, Vin Diesel, and Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Will Smith, Mark Wahlberg.

I don't know who drafted who for transparency. And I wouldn't say I'm ready to judge, but I definitely see why this is contentious. I'm gonna say I mean Arnold went one overall that's that's perfect that's amazing. Obviously T Cruz there. What do you guys want to say? I'm thinking a little bit here. I don't want to recording at the moment. Peace. Oh, wow. You're going to double duty, dude.

Let's go. What are you? You're in action movie. They're going to be a while so I can take my you can take my ear off that. You might hear them now. From my headphones okay I think I'm ready to judge and judge I do as always I have opinions on this course huge action you know guy you know Mel Gibson made me want to be a cop Schwarzenegger wanted me to kill made me want to kill predators and Tom Cruise

makes him want to hang off airplanes so I'm your guy for this I think I think I'm dying Sorry, sorry, sorry No, you're good, you're good It's so funny We're on the edge of our seats I'm the busiest man in podcasting I think for number four and I will explain

Damn it It's like I think for a number four and I will explain Damn it It's like There's some guys in the middle here who maybe should be lower I think Chuck Norris should be lower Because of his lack of skills as an actor and that I wasn't always convinced it was him during his own stunts which is you know as a champion karate man should have been able to do when he wasn't always he was old when he started in movies, but not that old Statham is obviously a huge star but like in a list with Will Smith and Mark Wahlberg like he should be five But you know, that's just me that's how I that's how I call it. I love those orders.

Whereas like Seagal is a huge star, but also a terrible person. So I think he's in the right spot at five on that list. Aaron, before you make this call, we need to make you aware of some dirty play. No, I'm just kidding. Oh yeah. Let him go in fresh. Let him go in fresh. Help me out. What happened?

No, no, no. We'll talk about it afterwards. Aaron, in an unprecedented move. Sorry. Wait, wait. You can't tell me. No, no. I got Aaron in an unprecedented move I

JT part trashed one of the action stars who had not been picked yet oh weird okay okay no no not an honorable man no somebody let's explain okay I can't wait to hear this is that said even with saying what I said about these middle guys like these are still really good lifts and like I said I don't feel like there's probably some more modern guys But like these are heavy hitters I Think for my oh It kills me to do it. I think my last my number four is gonna be Just because these lists are all so good, I think my last place is gonna be Keanu Reeves Harrison Ford.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. This is why I have to do what I do. This is why I have to do what I do. Whoa, I was not expecting that. Aaron gets it. Aaron gets it.

Whoa. Aaron gets it. Whoa. I was not, whoa. Aaron gets it! Whoa! Aaron gets it! Whoa, I was not...

Whoa! The upset of the century! This is crazy! Aaron, you pulled through, we had faith in you! Wow! We had faith! Aaron, what a beast! Okay, let me explain.

Let me explain, and hard choices have to be made. I love Harrison Ford. I love Keanu Reeves more than most. Harrison Ford is my god. You love Harrison Ford more than most? I love him. Yeah, he's the biggest movie. Only only maybe rivaled by Kevin Fart.

But and I do love Bruce Lee, but Bruce Lee's career was very short and obviously not intentionally because he died. That's the only reason I'm taking my points there. Obviously a master of his craft and could have had a career that could still be going in the shape he was in. I can imagine him still kicking guys' asses right now. Then you got Vin Diesel. the shape he was in. I can imagine him still kicking guys' asses right now. And then you got Vin Diesel. Probably the least in shape of all the guys on this list. Most of his

career as an action resume is in a car. So that's the reason. Those last two for longevity and then for many reasons made it last. But again, all these are close. These are all very close. I think with my number two. Oh man. No, this is pick. This is three. So that was four.

Number two, I'm... Number three, yeah. Number three? Sorry, yeah, my number three. But the second one that you're picking. Yeah, my number three I think is gonna be Arnold Mel Gibson, Chuck Norris, Westley Smith, Daniel Craig. Fuck. I just like the overall list of the other two better. And again, like I said, what I said about Chuck Norris, I will watch Delta Force 2 every day for the rest of my life if you'd allow me to.

But it's more about Dylan in number one then what Chuck Norris Is a living human snake Gibson But I do obviously love Schwarzenegger Gibson one and two and snipes and Craig are great So that being said I'm gonna tell you my number two and then you obviously know who number one is. Number two is going to be Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis, Jason Statham, Will Smith, Mark Wahlberg. Number one, with a bullet, the two guys who are still doing it, quite frankly, Tom Cruise,

Kurt Russell, Jackie Chan, amazing, long story career, well into his 50s Liam Neeson started doing action in his 50s which is crazy and Seagal belongs on this list unfortunately even though he's a complete jerk-off of the person. This might be the wackiest judging in judging history. Yeah. Aaron in my. I think you nailed it. I think I think you totally nailed it because that's a dub for me Man all right. Well, thank you. I love you. Thank you Well, let me know what oh, yeah Okay, so I was picking I was picking third and I took Keanu Reeves and I before I picked Keanu Reeves and before I picked Keanu Reeves, I did a long, long smackdown and I called Sylvester Stallone the most overrated action star in

history but right before he was probably going to get picked. And then Chad picked him and it was and then we actually raised our it was four of us with raised voices going back and forth. I agreed with JT's argument. The other two did disagree and it also did not like the way he did it. Yeah, I also disagree. Because Stallone had a complete error from the late 70s into 95. Right, you disagree with the substance of the argument, not even the application of it.

Are they all great? No. Did he stray from the path? Absolutely. But he's undeniable. He was a huge star and only rival by Schwarzenegger. All right. Well, we love you, Aaron. Thank you. Good luck with the Sclars. Thank you as always for being our judge.

And determinate. Yeah, yeah. Thank you guys. Thank you, Aaron. Thank you, Aaron. Pleasure. You saved me. I mean, him being stoked, Seagal was in the five spot

because of his moral. Yeah, I mean, you know, Aaron's was in the five spot because of his moral Yeah, I mean, you know, he's got his own takes Chris nice dub. What did the chat say? Who did the chat say one? They say I got fourth. They say you won JT They love your list. It's seen a lot for you on there And for me and for for Chad. And for Chad Daddy. I've seen, dude honestly I think me coming at you brought out the best in your drafting. Can you not capitalize Chad though while the rest of us are lowercase? It's funny and he always does that. The only person who capitalized on our list was Will Smith.

Dude he loves Will Smith bro. All the other actors are lowercase. I'm doing it as quick as possible. Oh wow look at the look at the live poll this is interesting whoa dude dude what's going on here Chris is getting no love you got the win oh I'm getting hammered I mean everyone thinks I got the four. And you know what? Now that we're post-draft, I kinda agree with your argument.

I know you did. And I knew you had a two to five piece. I never really, I never really like, let's try on a slice to one movie, unless it's like rock. Unless it's rock. Unless it's like, create or rocky. Dude, that was very nice of you to say,

you did not have to do that. You could have left me leaving the villain. You're a big person. Thank you for saying that. That is nice. Although, what's the one, what's the sign, is Dead Man Lush in me? That one is sick. That one's like, that one for saying that is although yeah what's was it was a size demolition me that one is sit that one's like that one's like it and Sandra Bullock's in it she's amazing Rob Snyder in it his physical Rambo his physique is just I mean his physique alone is it's great

his name and his name and demolition man John Spartan the bad guy's name Simon Phoenix great you're having a fucking blast and John Spartan, the bad guy's name, Simon Phoenix. Great name. You're having a fucking blast. Chad, according, I mean it's a small sample, but according to the chat, you have substantially won this draft. Yeah, it sucks that officially you didn't though. I mean, I know it does.

It does, Chris got the dub. I mean, Statham, yeah, I guess he's in there in that list. I don't know He does a lot of bad movies, dude Versus Chuck Norris. He does a lot of great movies, dude. I mean, Statham, Aaron talking about Delta Force 2 being like look I can watch that and I'm like I've never seen that I've never seen that. No one here has seen that. But like, that's interesting. He definitely knows his shit. You know what I mean? He does Good draft. That was a his shit. You know what I mean? He does Good draft. That was a good shit boys. I think we're good

I'm spent. I'm spent. Yeah, we put a lot of that was that was a roller coaster I gotta go to sleep. Yeah, I'm gonna go take a nap. I'm gonna go watch Delta Force 2 This one might have to come with a warning bros fighting. Yes Yeah Yeah, if you're sensitive to friends arguing with each other, if you don't like, you know, here's a warning as entertainment. I've never, uh, I have just, we've never done that in all of our time doing these, even like on the unforgiven. It wasn't, it was just our obviously bad. And I was like, Well, because we were split down the, it was like we were, yeah. I think, oh.

If you got, okay, if you guys had to watch an action movie tonight, what would you watch? Patriot. Braveheart. There's like, there's like, I'd watch a lot. You know what I'd watch? What? Armageddon. It's a great one.

It's a great movie. It's a great movie. Honestly, The Rock, bro. Yeah, I mean, Nick Cage's action movies are amazing. And look, I have to say, I'm about you guys, these are movie stars and action stars. It's tough to delineate what's what. I think I'm going to watch Patriot Games. I haven't seen that one in forever. I watched it not that long ago. It's great. Dude, it's kind of scary, bro, in the house at the end. Oh, yeah.

With the lights off. Yeah. It's a really good action. Sam Jackson, his admiral career in that one. They're so so badass as friends. They're so believable. Yeah, but I just always go hunt for red october Great movie too. Great movie submarines more thoughtful for sure Yeah, baltwin's global baltwin's my favorite people love submarine movies. They're great Submarines are crazy. It's a bottle. Can you imagine being down there? Never with a nuclear reactor? Yeah, no chance. I just got a nuke in the back. It's crazy. It's like a bottle out. Can you imagine being down there? Never. With a nuclear reactor? No chance, bro. No chance.

Oh, I just got a nuke in the back. It's the engine. Here's the thing, if you're on a nuclear sub, do you J-off? Yeah. Yeah, of course. Yeah. Of course, of course, of course, of course.

Is that protocol so you don't accidentally push the button? I feel like we gotta bomb these guys. I'm just really pissed off. I think that's why there's detonate on. There's a lot of checks and balances. You know what I mean? There's like nine guys that have to okay it. I went nuclear today.

It's dangerous. Gene Hack, JT go Jack off. Go Jack off right now. You can't even president. You go Jack off right now. Go Jack off. I really want to. I might watch Executive Decision.

It's a fun movie. I haven't seen it in a long time. Stigall famously gets ganked in the first 10 minutes. Sorry, spoiler, but that's a great one. That was mom's favorite action movie. I think it's John in a long time. Stigall famously gets ganked in the first 10 minutes. Sorry, spoiler, but it's a 20 year old movie. That was mom's favorite action movie. I think it's John Leguizamo. John Leguizamo is good in that movie, dude. And he's just a badass.

There's like, he doesn't do any comedy in it. No, no, he's a badass. He's just a badass, it's awesome. He's super talented. Guys, we'll be at the comedy store next Thursday. I think it's Thursday now. This week, Thursday at 1030. Bros before Joes, the whole squad.

And we had to move the Atlanta, North Carolina and Lansing dates. So those will be in February and March. And then we got Spokane coming up, Victoria, Vancouver, Pittsburgh, New York City, Chicago, Strider, you'll be in Chicago. Chicago, let's go baby. And then Montana. Montana's always fun. Indianapolis, St. Louis.

And we got some shows coming up that we're pitching. We got a pitch coming. Yeah. Strider and Chatter, the Stars. I'm more just like riding on it. And JT's fan. We've been rehearsing it and I think it's coming out good and I think we're pitching. We got a pitch coming. Yeah. Strider and chatter the stars. I'm more just like riding on it. And JT's fan. We've been rehearsing it and I think it's coming out good. And I think we're going to do good on this thing. So root for us guys. Yeah, we need it, dude. Mm hmm. Let's sell this thing.

Tell me about it. I need a win because fantasy is not for me or drafting. We're calling it. It's a rest of development on a surfboard. Oh, hell yeah. That's a fun one, right? Yeah, totally. Later, guys. Oh hell yeah. That's a fun one right? Yeah totally. Later guys. Thanks guys, LIT. When you need someone to guide you There's lots and lots of girls beside you Going free, going free That's the key, of going deep

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