Going Deep with Chad and JT - DRAFT: Best Conspiracy Theories

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

Today we are drafting the best conspiracy theories of all time! The person who comes in last place will have to sit out in the next draft, as king hog Joe will be taking a seat at the draft table. Each person will compile a list and give a dank reasoning behind each one. The Judge, Mr.Cream aka Aaron will make the final decision on who wins.  Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 4 wins (5 if you count first draft)JT: 4 wins Strider: 6 wins Chris Parr: 5 winsBrad Fuller: 1 WinJoe Marrese: ????? Come see us on Tour!Tickets on http://www.chadandjt.com Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019or write in to chadgoesdeeppodccast(at)gmail.com(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Sponsored by: The Farmer's Dog - THE BEST DOG FOOD50% off your first box  when you visit http://www.thefarmersdog.com/godeep

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Chad and Jay deep. What's going on, Stokers of stoke nation this is chad kroger going on and going deep chad deep focus here my compadres on tomas what up boom clap stokers we're here with the uh freaking our freaking emperor of analingus oh now that i'm married dude people ask is married life different analingus all my buddies when i see them i miss them don't have much free time and we're here with the uh the foreman of fun nice oh hell yes lovely that could that could make the rounds. That could become a thing. What's up, guys?

That could trap. Killing, dude. We got new lighting in here. They look crisp. Look at that. Whoa. It's different in here. Looks nice, dude.

More shadows? Is there more shadows? Aaron's enjoying a nice snack, dude. Are you eating Chex back there? Aaron you're eating Chili and cheese Fritos We're live dude What type of chips are you eating?

Cheetos? Chili cheese Fritos Oh shit sorry See you in Oppenheimer tomorrow night 10.30 Late dude I'm going to get out One or two in the morning But like a true Nolan fan I'm going to play with time I i'm gonna play with the theory of time when i'm in there and and just you know maybe i'll fall asleep and wake up who knows dude pelazon had an insane idea

because we're playing poker on sunday at chili's and that's at like four o'clock and he's like what if we go see oppenheimer afterwards and i was like bro that's what we're doing oh you're seeing it that's what we're doing yeah yeah oh sorry it seeing it? That's what we're doing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, it's not tomorrow. It's Sunday night. We're going. Oh. So we're playing poker before. And then you're going to Oppenheimer?

Better believe it, bro. That's like 10 hours, dude. It's going to be a big bro day, dude. That's a huge day. You're going to sleep. You're going to fall asleep in Oppenheimer. I'm not going to lie.

I'm stressed about it. I would be stressed, too. I had to pull the plug, dude. I was like, I can't do it, dudes. I mean, the lady might pop any day, too. So I was like, I can't be gone for like mean the lady might pop Any day too So I was like I can't be gone for like That long

You should see it tonight I'm seeing it tomorrow And I'm gonna get baked Yeah Fuck yeah I'm gonna be pretty stoned Matinee I'm so jealous of that

1.30 in the afternoon And it's hot out in LA It's perfect What a format you're doing I don't know if I'm seeing it In the full 70 Me and Reggie are going To the Burbank one

At AMC Yeah Brooks is seeing it Probably like right now Or maybe in like an hour. I think so. In 70. Yeah. I think because I leave town tomorrow, I think I'm going to wait until I get back and see. Why not just see it when you're out of town?

That's two weeks, right? Because I want to do IMAX 70 millimeter. Do the full Nolan. That's what we're doing Sunday night. We're going IMAX 70 mil. That's why. I heard it's a lot of close-ups, but I heard the close-ups, like the faces look huge. Dude, I want to see Cillian Murphy's face up close, dude.

He's got a hell of a face. And he got gaunt for this. Emily Blunt said he was eating one almond a day. That's not healthy. To match the physicality of the original op. You know that he didn't go to any cast dinners because he said he had too many ideas in his head? Damn. Because I have too many ideas in my head. He has too many ideas in his head. That's powerful.

Dude, here's the thing about actors. I want them to have all those thoughts, and they shouldn't be doing interviews or podcasts where we, like, I listen to Ben Kingsley a little bit on Marc Maron. Dude, he's like the biggest douche in the world. He's like, when I read Steve Zalens' script, I realized it was a masterpiece, and that he would expand on the ideas of the Holocaust in a way that would be provocative, meaningful, and have depth, not just for me, but for the

other performers I'd be connecting with. That's not even that bad. But he would just go on that tangent about anything. And I was like, you know what? He's like one of the best actors ever, but hearing him talk about it, I'm like, bro, shut up. Well, it's almost like you shouldn't get to know them that much. Don't know them. Yeah, you don't get to know them too well. Except for Jeremy Strong. I like his

interviews. His are funny. The way people are repurposing him. But people clown on him. But he's like the best actor. I thought it made sense dramaturgically. Dramaturgically? He knows some words. His vocab is like pricking around his own coffee grinder traveling through Italy. Oh, dude, that's amazing.

It's like you can't get good coffee in Italy, dude. It probably helps the performance. Espresso, dude. Cappuccino. It is something, but it's like, I don't think he'd be fun to hang out with. Totally. But he's a great actor. Not going fishing.

Right, no. A one-on-one hang's got to be tough. When he was talking about doing the final scene in Succession, he's like, I felt so much energy. I almost had to run into the Hudson, and then security had to come grab me. The unpredictable inspiration. Dude, an actor who's really good

but just keeps trying to commit suicide because they're having such a profound acting experience. That'd be a way to go out. Tom Cruise does that, but it's on a dirt bike yeah which is which is jeremy strong was in like a play yeah dude how about barbie they're just shoving it down our throats huh yeah i heard he's gonna be sick i'm sure it's good but like greta gerwig is a wonderful director i want to see her do something that's not tied to like a toy and to like, and then they're going to have like, like a,

like a deeper message in there about like identity and feminism and stuff. And I'm like, but it's built around toys. Like that's so cynical. I know. I just want, I want her to do another little women where it's like something straight from the heart, but these are the projects that are available, but I don't like seeing a great director doing toys. Maybe it's the biz. It's what do they say? One for them, one for me. Sure.

That's how I do it. Whenever I do a chore for my girlfriend, I do something nice for myself. It's the same philosophy. What do you do to treat yourself? So today, interestingly enough, I had to go to Big Five Sporting Goods to get her a yoga ball so she can bounce up and down on it to settle the kids. Nice. Dude, Big Five.

Bro. What a place, man. Did you dunk a ball? No. What did I do? I played with the volleyballs.. Dude, big five. Bro. What a place, man. Did you dunk a ball? No, what did I do? I played with the volleyballs. I almost bought a volleyball. And I can't really dunk, bro. But they got the lowered hoops there, too.

Can you dunk? Not anymore. But I could dunk. There's a big debate about this in the thread. It's a really sensitive subject matter. We actually had to contact our high school basketball coach who did say- Maldo?

Maldo, who does look like Wario, who did say in writing, yes who does look like wario who did say in writing yes he remembers me dunking was it a tip dunk or was it a fucking ten dunk two hands two hands during warm-ups in the morning yes you did a dunk yeah off the bounce or like was it an oop a lot of guys who played not an oop this is me going to the air? That's a dunk. They say it never happened. Really? Yeah, because these guys talk shit, because guess what they can't do? Can Brooks dunk? Probably not. Brooks, ouchie, ouchie.

I don't know if he can. He's more of a Kevon Looney type, you know? Is this some, like, hot conversation before the fantasy draft? Oh, this comes up every year. And then it comes up that I get challenged as the freshman MVP. When you keep scorekeeping by last name and there's a guy like dude we have the same first name on the team i'm like first of all it's a unique first name but second of all they keep score by last name so that's a big debate that's a conspiracy his own dad yes it's a conspiracy yeah this is a conspiracy his own

dad was the one who kept the score so and his dad loves him a lot a ton so there's no way his dad would betray him like that that's true but dude so i go into big five right away this is the thing i'm most i'm really excited to bring my kids to big five because i remember being a kid and asking my dad to take me like sports smarter gar brothers i just wanted to play with the guns but then even if they didn't have guns it was fun to like try and see if there was any bikes that were loose off the rack and ride those around or even just look at bullets and be like whoa yeah exactly bro or the, bro. Or the knives. Or knives. Knives are cool. Yes.

And I hope my boy wants to go look at knives and bullets. 100%. That'd be cool. Yes, he does. I am anti-gun, but they're fun to look at and shoot. And, you know. So how anti-am I? I don't know, dude. But I'm going to Big Five, and I had to get her the yoga ball.

And then when I was in there, I was like, I'm going to get some stuff for myself. I got some mitts. I brought these today in case anyone gets excited you can just punch my hands oh fuck yeah I'll hold the mitts for you we can throw some combos and then dude every time I go to a sporting goods store just getting you pigskin yeah I gotta get a football yeah dude you know me and you we just throw this thing around all day dude so we talk just slinging it dude Keep a football In a basket

Right next to the TV It's got blankets But under the blankets Is a football Cause if a bro comes over It's like hey What's up Here's a little bit of a

You know lifting of the veil During football season You go to a par household dude They're watching TV Standing up with a football dude In their hand Doesn't matter what it is It could be little women a football dude in their hand doesn't matter what it is it could be little women could be a fucking nfl game doesn't matter the football is right

there tossing it you cruise in you immediately get tossed you feel accepted you sit down you're having a nice time you think you're like oh are you thinking about like how ab is kind of losing his mind right now and the steelers might be going off the rails and i know i'm thinking about boner problems yep exactly because you know what it's an it's it opened you up playing having a catch opened you up it's meditative it relaxes you to get to the core issues you might have been avoiding and then you also when you have that connection in the past you feel a connection in honesty as well dude if i was a ceo never mind the water cooler you know magic that happens in ideating ideating that happens around there i'd be like dude just go fucking play fucking catch like it'd be mandatory 15 minutes of catch they said steve jobs used to do that he would sling it really yeah with like his top designer they would just

go outside and just be throwing like ropes makes sense crossing patterns post patterns digs comebacks he'd fly around was he did it with was wow don't know Waz was like Fleet of foot He has a fire slant Yeah he doesn't look it But that guy gets off the line And like He's chopping And he's got the full route tree

Big time There's nothing that guy can't run Totally He's doing false steps He's just tricking people He's doing double moves for sure Oh for sure I mean well he had the smoothest hips

Of anyone in Silicon Valley That's true That was known It's been written about Quite a bit. I heard the Waz decked Paul Allen during a flag football game. Hey.

Whoa. I heard Bill Gates gets happy feet in the pocket. Yeah? Yeah. I think at like five Mississippis, the guy starts sweating. Oh, fuck. Wow.

All right, dude, so we're here to draft today, huh? Big draft day? Fucking huge draft day. And Chad, you are already, I don't want to put pressure on you, dude, so we're here to draft today, huh? Big draft day. Fucking huge draft day. And Chad, you are already, I don't want to put pressure on you, dog, but you're in pole position. This is kind of your forte today. I want to put that pressure on you. You won.

Do you feel it? Honestly, not until you just said it, but yeah, this is a first. I feel like I'm top dog in this draft. Yeah, dude. And there's high stakes because whoever gets last today isn't on the next draft with Joe Morisi when we do sports movies.

Oh, that's going to be so fun. Fuck, dude. We all love sports movies. We all love Joe. And one of us is going to miss it. Oh, shit ass. I got to win, dude. I wear a freaking tinfoil hat to bed

because I'm ready to rock. Yeah, dude. Honestly, if you don't win this, it's like, you know, me or JT losing the sports draft, dude. Well, honestly, I feel like usually the experts don't win. Really? They put too much pressure.

They overthink it. Wait, is there some sort of body, like nefarious body that makes that happen, would you say? Yeah. The fact that the experts don't win? Yeah, I'd say it's the guy eating chili cheese fritos right now i heard aaron's in the illumination did you move on to a second dish are you doing like multiple courses bro no i was i was done with that one bite all right should we odds are even yes dude i need to go first on this one dude

yes i need to go first on this one dude yes i need to go first on this one two three shoot oh one two three shoot one two three shoot come on three that was three straight all twos in a row all right i'm happened. One, two, three, shoot. No, no idiot's going to know. No one's going to deviate. What can we do to deviate? No, we just got to keep going. Wait, yeah, we kind of broke the game. Yeah.

This is a fucking conspiracy right now. Let's take a pause and maybe it'll mix people up. Should we call Joe and have him pick the order? Yeah, dude. Is that conspiratorial, Chad? I think there's got to be skill in getting the pick. I'm good at getting the first pick. the order? Yeah, dude. No, no, no. Is that conspiratorial, Chad? I think there's gotta be skill in getting the pick. I'm good at getting the first pick. You are good at it. I really want the first

pick. Somebody will break eventually. Did you guys all throw twos because you know that I always throw ones? No. You knew my tendency on that, didn't you? Maybe. Maybe subconsciously. You motherfuckers. I'm sorry, man. One, two, three. Dude, there's no way none of us in, dude. We're all throwing twos, dude.

This is perfect for the conspiracy episode, dude. Broken, three. Dude, there's no way none of us in, dude. We're all throwing twos, dude. This is perfect for the conspiracy episode, dude. Broken, dude. This is perfect for this episode, bro. We all want the number one pick. In my defense, I almost always throw twos. I don't know what to pick besides the first pick. I know what you're picking, too. Of course we all know what we're picking.

We're all picking the same thing. We're all picking the same one first. All right. What are we doing? Okay, let's do it like this. How about we'll just do a paper, rock, scissors tournament. You guys play paper, rock, scissors against each other. The two winners will play against each other and then the two losers

will play against each other and that'll settle the order. So I play him? You play him in paper, rock, scissors. Me and my brother play in paper, rock, scissors and then the two winners play. Whoever wins that gets first pick. And then the two losers play. Whoever wins the losers gets third. Whoever loses the losers gets fourth. Alright.

Wait. pick the two losers whoever wins the losers gets third whoever loses the losers gets fourth all right all right wait oh you got what's going on we did rock three in row, and then we did paper on the fourth. That was crazy. We both threw paper like, ah! That was crazy. All right, who won? We might need the full footage on that. We just started dying laughing. Dude, that happened to us in a karate tournament.

We both just stared at each other, started laughing, and threw jump kicks at each other at the same time. All right. Hilarious. You weren't even allowed to do that at the time. We both went for the karate move. Alright, hilarious. You weren't even allowed to do that at the time. We were like, went for the karate movie. Alright, here we go.

One, two, three. No. Yes. Wow. And then you guys got to play each other for... I'm exhausted. My adrenaline is dumb. Paper, rock, scissors, shoot. Okay. Paper, rock, scissors, shoot. Okay.

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Oh, first pick. Fuck yes. He got the first pick. I needed this. He got the first pick. You might fuck it up, dude. You're not going to fuck it up.

No, no, no. Are we ready? Are we diving in? Yeah. What's the order? What's the order? It's a Strider, me. Me.

Oh, Jack got the fourth pick? Yeah. Oh, this is huge. This is huge this is huge all right my first pick i'm going with so deep on this one who killed jfk the best that's the number one it's where the term conspiracy theory came from because so many people had theories about it um you know it's the it's a classic to define conspiracy a big definition of it is two must act you can't conspire alone so they create a lone gunman which is a big theme in a lot of theories so there's lee harvey oswald crazed lone gunman acting alone um and there's tons of

offshoots around like there's like the what's it the warren document or something like that there's fucking uh everyone remembers where they were uh when that happened not me because i wasn't born yet i was in my dad's balls but uh it's like the biggest it was as soon as you said this episode is where my brain went i think it's where everyone's brain goes um yeah it's very very very gnarly tons of movies about it you know what else i think makes it good it's kind of classy it's like an elegant conspiracy some of them can feel kind of grimy or too ugly and for whatever reason because jfk maybe was classy and elegant you it doesn't it feels like almost like a high not highbrow like where it's like obscure but it's like yeah you want to talk about the jfk

conspiracy like that could work at any dinner party ever totally it's not alienating yeah it's not polarizing like people aren't like no it's like i'll fight you over the fact that like this happened and most people i think kind of do think something happened something happens i think you're right i think as far as the conspiracy theories go there's a ton of different theories but i do think most people think like probably some people conspired and i bet you there was multiple people who go we want this guy out. Let's take him out. It wasn't. I do probably believe, and I'm generally not a big conspiracy theory guy.

I generally don't believe any of them. But I would say, like, yeah, I don't think it's too far a stretch of the imagination to be like, even just his political rivals want him gone. Like, that's pretty makes sense. Well, if you look at this, the pruder footage. Whoa. You know, you can see that it looks like there are two shots right yeah one in the neck one in the head and it looks like they come from different directions that's what i've heard yeah and so you're like how's how's that possible down

into the lift yeah and then like the distance of leo harvey as well it's just like people like that's not possible they say the weapon he was using was like a pretty shitty like Soviet weapon with a scope on it that's like not for distance shooting. And then he wasn't a very good shooter. Yeah, they say his military records. In his background. Yeah. And like, and well, who do you guys think?

Do you guys think it was CIA? Do you think it was the mob? Do you think it was a combination of the two? I have no idea. Without having any information, I'm going to LBJ LBJ I and I heard LBJ used to get upset that people say JFK got so much ass even though he was supposed to really love his wife Bertie I heard he was always like you know I actually get more ass than him and everyone was I don't want to think

about that yeah and so maybe I think a lot of a lot of scorn comes from yeah when I read the JFK book he was like the greatest ever with like women like women just adored him as you know He's remembered that'll upset some fellas. Yeah, I think that's where it came from He's such a poonhound people like this guy's getting too much ass. It's unfair man. That's the most positive my wife Gotta go down dude. He's gotta go down dude. They find the guy and he's like bro, fuck my wife. You probably boned Harvey Oswald's wife, the other guy's wife dude. Yeah. And what can all the mobs, CIA, the Cubans, what can they all agree on?

We don't want this guy boning our wives anymore. They're all on the media, this guy boned all of our wives. There was no political agenda either. You gotta take a imagine. Also dude, and then what contributes to the conspiracy too is then Lee Harvey Oswald gets killed. Yes. Yeah. Like before we can like really pull all the information from him he's a patsy bro a patsy that's the term and then the guy who killed lee harvey oswald he dies they think it's poisoning because he got two very different types of cancer uh in prison like which can't happen you

can get multiple types of cancer it can happen but but that quickly that close together people go everything that happens in it it's just like something fishy about that like nothing checks out fully and maybe there's like anything that has that much scrutiny on it but i don't know it just feels it's just there's so many different parts of it like that's a little weird yeah people think bush senior was uh could have been in on it because, like I mentioned earlier, when Kobe died or Michael Jackson, for people who are any big celebrity death, you remember where you are. You go, I remember exactly where I was when that happened. George Bush Sr. was asked where he was, and he goes, I don't remember.

People are like, what the fuck are you talking about? You don't remember where you were? He was working at a newspaper in Dallas at the time. So people are like, he could have been an insider guy controlling information i wouldn't doubt it cutting off i'm gonna be very conservative or exactly pulling it off i wouldn't doubt it a lot of fishy business yeah i want to put it past them exactly people say that i've heard a lot creepy stories about whistleblowers too who come forward and then they just get fucked with like their lives get destroyed oh dude that's scary stuff totally man yeah there's no there's no upside sometimes they're trying to silence the truth tellers yeah well strider you picked for me the the premium brand

you got the hinge i gotta go with the bumble now here we go but i think this is rock solid the number two of all conspiracy theories because look to be a great conspiracy theory i think the government's got to be involved on some level you know it's got to be like major power machinations or a play here you know rooms that we're not in where they're deciding how the world's going to work and deciding the future that we're all living in and for me this is the biggest one especially of my lifetime i'm going with the classic 9-11 yeah bro this is good i could have seen it going for two i could see there was two that i was thinking i thought i thought you were about to take one of the all-time great conspiracy great conspiracy theory 9-11 inside job. By who? A lot of information around it. A lot of stories.

I've seen docs. I had some cousins. I love you, Hans and Chapman. You guys were, you know, you guys expanded my mind. I saw David Icke when I was in high school, one of the leading conspiracy theorists. He's got some other crazy ones that might come up. Oh, yeah. And, you know, I consumed the information.

And for a while, I believed it was an inside job. And, you know, I consumed the information for a while i believed it was an inside job and you know i don't know what happened but there's the tower seven there's uh what's oh steel doesn't burn at those temperatures that was the first one jfk2 but with this one it was like everyone i knew became a science expert like all of a sudden like all of a sudden bros i knew who like smoked weed and listened to reggae all day in their garage were like do you know what temperature steel burns exactly dude just the bro science behind it dude it's impossible a jet only turns at this radius you can't turn it i'm like if you studied your math homework for a day dude with this same

intensity look at the plumes that's clearly a controlled demolition. Yeah, exactly. And it is. When you watch Tower 7 come down and then you see controlled demolitions, it is similar. So that one for me, I think also similar to the JFK one, I feel like a lot of people do think something was going on with it. Like if you polled the entire nation, you'd have a strong block that think there was some foul play there You'd have a strong block that think there was some foul play there beyond the terrorists and the assigned amount of energy. Let me pick it up.

Oh, no, you go. I think there's – They say there's a lot – there's one thing that they always talk about is that they – we're looking for a reason. They call it like the second Pearl Harbor because they're looking for a reason to go it like the second pearl harbor because they're looking for a reason to go to war yes it's the military industrial complex looking for a reason to take us to war in the middle east that's my dog and then they're like you know there's that

part of the pentagon had all the financial records and there were trillions of dollars missing i don't know where it went and that part of the pentagon is what got hit dude no one knows what happened like uh what's his who's the security rumsfeld was like there's uh trillions of dollars missing and then all those records are gone and then the stock market was gonna crash so like you could like you know pull your money out before it all collide like crashes down and then gobble it up yeah the guy who comes back when it's out of when it's at the lowest did the guy who owned the maybe still does the World Trade Center he took out a big insurance policy right before what I read was I read I read something a little different.

I read that the Pope did it. Whoa, dude. That was John Paul at the time, right? Yeah. Yeah, it would have been, for sure. Who is a lizard? Whoa, don't burn me. All right, all right, all right.

That was dangerous. I was playing with fire. I'm sorry. I mean, that was just on Wikipedia. It was like different lists of different ones, and it's like the Pope. And I was like, fire. I'm sorry. I mean, that was just on Wikipedia. It was like different lists of different ones. And it's like the Pope. And I was like, what? It's amazing.

Why? But I didn't click on it. But it's like, I guess we'll talk about it later. But there are certain cast members come up over and over again in a lot of these. Yeah. And it's only so long before they're like Jewish people. It's crazy how many of these funnel to a couple of

suspects. It's like a very similar ilk of person who hates this very similar type of person. It always comes down to like, they did it. Well, you know, when you get to the very end of the line,

there they are. You know what I like to do is when they get to the very end of the line, you know what I like to do is when they get to, they did it. And it's always the same day. I like it when they have that phony reluctance where they're like, and look, I don't want it to be this way. But if you look into it, it's always they, and they often is Jewish people. They're like, just look into it. It's like Jewish people.

It's like the CIA or slash us government. It's like, what are the other like catholic church is a big one and any huge body like that is gonna have like the cia is gonna have done some fucked up shit and we have that's the hard part with conspiracy too the cia has done so much fucked up shit that we've confirmed that it doesn't always feel like that big of a leap to be like well why wouldn't they do this other fucked up shit totally they've overthrown governments that's what they do well one other thing that's interesting too is when pilots talk about the flight pattern they're like not possible

not possible with those kinds of planes and these weren't like professional pilots these guys I forget what their training regiment was according to this doc like the plane couldn't physically fly that way cause like the angle it took let him cook

the way it did like a dive and then like flew right into they're like no no pilot can achieve that whoa there's a drone technology yeah they're like it's drones that's what they say interesting some people say it's holograms i don't understand all right nice dude let's go bro it's definitely holograms uh yeah i'm going with that, bro. It's definitely holograms. Yeah, I'm going with that one, dude. Just really high-powered holograms during daytime. Whoa. That's like some Transformers tech. Whoa.

Dude, I saw right through that thing. If the government's hanging on to that kind of hologram tech instead of giving it to nightclubs, then I'm out, want to make let's burn this place down if they're not sharing that kind of tech they gave it up for Tupac that one time they served they served a search warrant in Vegas like two days ago ago in regards to Tupac's case. Probably to distract us from another thing that's happening.

Who would have said it better, brother? Distraction tactics, bro. They keep the masses glued to things that keep us away from the real pie. Damn. I just didn't know they were still working the case. That's crazy. It's nice. Someone's a huge fan. Should I hit it?

I'm going to go with Area 51. Damn. Nice, bro. Good one. Aliens, bro. Aliens. Well, it's like undisclosed. Is it a conspiracy anymore?

Undisclosed location? Undisclosed location Undisclosed location, Area 51 but like I feel like traditionally it's like what, Arizona? Probably because of Roswell, or New Mexico? Because of Roswell? Yeah exactly it's somewhere out there but it's like the idea that there are, there's alien technologies

that they've known about, the government's known about for a while and they're not telling us about it. And they have bodies, potentially. Funny saucers. The only thing that I think hurts it as a pick, if I can be a douche, is that aren't we confirmed that

aliens are real now? No, I've heard a lot of people say that that dude was full of shit. Oh, really? Yeah, and I think... I've got to change my brain because I had switched. I was all in, but then more came out,

and it's kind of like I personally lean to he's full of shit, but maybe. And it could be, even if it gets cracked now, it still is a high pick and a good conspiracy pick because everyone knows Area 51. Yeah, it's in movies and TV a lot. yeah everyone knows popular independent stay it's it's up there independent say huge one for area 51 but like it pops up another stuff like there's like Paul the were Simon said Simon Pegg is yeah alien like he pops out of parent Matola directed it yeah but there's it's used a lot you know

what I mean probably comes up in a lot of tv shows um what's this bob lazar is a big one that's that's really conspiratorial this guy who claims that he was like a physicist at area 51 they have like anti-gravity technology whoa and uh he's like a whistleblower for it so they had like captured alien technology and they were like trying to reverse engineer it figure out how we can use it and he's like hey we have this but then if you talk to luke casey everybody dan luke casey legend director of our show he uh he says there's this guy mick west who's like debunked all of that stuff so road trips with dan and chad you're gonna learn about some aliens dan's a man.

I was outvoted on the podcast picks. Really? I was like, let's do Bill Simmons. Top NBA players the last couple decades. And these guys were like, it's alien time, baby. Travis Walton abduction story. So where do you come out on it? Aliens? Yeah.

I don't really know. I don't think know I I don't think Me neither I don't Are you working with him? Yeah what's going on bro? I think you are with that shirt

Yeah that's why I wore this I told Chris I was like this is very on brand For this episode My shrimp shirt Dude my fucking ideas Yeah yeah So much stuff in my head

That's like an alien Exactly dude Yeah look at the saucers Yeah I don't know I don't know where I stand on it I think aliens for sure so much stuff in my head. That's like an alien. Exactly, dude. Yeah, look at the saucers. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know where I stand on it. I think aliens for sure exist, but I don't know if they've been here before to our planet.

Yeah, I don't know. There's a lot of space out there. Does an amoeba count as an alien? What was all this stuff a year ago? Didn't we say we were seeing them? Even like the... Dude, they were distracting us. The footage... That's the concern.

The footage... This is what's also so tough about it. It's like footage of like the, what are they calling UFOs now? Like phenomena. Unidentified. Oh, UAPs. Unidentified airborne phenomena. Yeah, UAPs.

Amazing. I saw somebody like debunking like, yeah, like this unnatural movement that couldn't be produced by like what we have technology wise the guys like it's just like a camera trick because like this camera's built like this in this way and when it gets solar it could seize it as and it was like a 40 minute video that even if i watched i'd be like why i don't know enough about it to be like you're lying yeah so like i don't know I feel like everybody every single thing gets debunked but I have no idea if those people are right yeah totally

I feel like yeah I feel like they probably they exist but I don't know if we've made contact do you think they're hot yeah bro definitely they're good at sex I know that do they look anything like the navi look

in that second avatar the water gal wow the rig it did amazing rig it's amazing that i know that that's a sexy alien balanced yeah imagine the suck job from the ones in um what's the movie from alien no no the um arrival oh those ones could give a good and they'd take you out of time it would feel like it was existing in eternity yeah yeah oh just be nutting forever oh that's how they're designed oh shit shit shit fuck shit uh uh uh uh my turn okay yes sir you got two okay okay first one i'm gonna go with uh i'm gonna go with fake moon landing good good one dude uh i wanted it you look at the video uh it looks like so there's the video of the moon landing right and there's a lot of conspiracy i haven't gone too in depth into it but there's a lot of conspiracies about like they're like how's

their shadow how's their wind why is the flag moving everything they're like everything it just feels off and then there's rumors that stanley kubrick directed it or that and it's all staged so we just took rockets up there but didn't go to the moon i don't know and we haven't been to the moon since i don't know it feels plausible that they could pull it off that they could fake it if they wanted to and and what was the reason like because we're in the cold war to inspire us to beat the russians yeah to beat the russians yeah and then i total morale play space yeah i do remember from the one thing that always stuck with me about that conspiracy where i was like yeah was they had the photo of the moon and the flags like waving in it yeah and everyone's like there's no yeah there's no but it's a photo wind because

like i remember hearing that and then i was like in school and then it's like as you can see the flag isn't moving in this photo and i was like wait but i just heard like is it my actually my head's tilted up like huh well like like look up a photo i don't remember seeing it? My head's tilted up like, huh? Well, like, look up a photo. I don't remember seeing it. Like, if it's a photo, it's not going to be like billow. It wouldn't be moving. But would it not even be up? It would just be down in the pool?

Is that what people are saying? But it would have, like, since there's no gravity, what if fucking Neil Armstrong or Buzz Aldrin was like, let me just lift that puppy up real quick, dude. Just let it float for a while. I don't know. Is it like a floating thing? When you think about it, it is fucking crazy, the idea of going to the moon and landing

a rocket. Oh, yeah. It's insane. The real story, the Washington Post said in 2017, a horizontal rod had been sorted through a hem at the top of the flag, but the astronaut had trouble pulling the telescoping rod all the way out, leading to that rippling effect Interesting interesting. Yeah, that's 70 years to come up with that. Yeah, wait

And that's the best they could do to Come on get out of here rod and then Stanley Kubrick Died during Eyes Wide Shut which was about the elites having crazy sex orgies. I guess he didn't have pre-existing heart stuff, but he died of a heart attack. Some people were like, maybe a little Wag the Dog-ish with Dustin Hoffman. He wanted the credit. He was going to start blabbing, not just about the sex parties, but the moon.

Damn. I was staunchly, USA did this, we did this. But now I'm kind of going the other way. Totally. After all this. What's going on with that moon, dude? What a dub, but still smart by the USA to be like, hey, we can't actually get there before them,

but we can trick them into thinking we did. That's yeah. And if we trick the world, we don't even need to get there. Because that's even bigger than that. Even then, they'll waste a bunch of money trying to do what they think we're doing. Yeah. Oh, idiots. And then they're burning their money.

They're burning their money and their time. And we're going to put you in the loop. They're looking over here. They're looking over here. And we're like, ha-ha. Gotcha. Idiots. That would be a cool win.

Not as cool as just doing the thing. Yes. But that would be cool. So some guy- USA still wins in that scenario. Some guy confronted Buzz Aldrin, and Buzz socked him in the face. Oh, I remember this story. That's so cool.

I love Buzz Aldrin. What? Dude, can you imagine just me trying to get a sandwich? You know what I mean? And somebody's like, hey, your life work is bullshit. It's like, dude, I'm just trying to eat lunch. Yeah, exactly. Fuck you.

You got to take it to the beach. I'm trying to eat lunch. Yeah, like the guy totally, if you're going to just do that, you got to be ready to duck. Yeah, dude, for sure. All right, Chad, you got one more? Yes, sir. I'm going to go with the Princess Diana murder.

Good one, dude. Because now we're getting into the royal family. Did they off her because she was getting down with Dodi Al-Fayed? Great name. Dude. It's so good. Mohammed Al-Fayed claims he was an assassination at the request of the royal family. But the story that we're told is that it was like a paparazzi guy.

Yeah. Some chase. Yeah. Some chase. They go to this tunnel. The one spot that they crash is the one spot that has no surveillance coverage. Oh, is that for real? Yeah.

Certain pillars. Damn. So you can't really see. Yeah. Oh. Yeah. Sketch. Fucking sketch.

Did you make that up or is that for real? No, dude, it's real, dude. Do you know what even could have happened too? I don't know, dude. Maybe it's not. What even could have happened too

is they actually did have an angle. Exactly. But the footage was disappeared. Whoa. Exactly, it's gone. That camera broke. But they covered it. Oh, yeah, I'd never even.'d know that was a blind spot yeah i mean i mean it makes sense if you think of that

that they would do that that they'd kill her yeah because she was going to keep talking and shaming them and making them look bad i think shaming and then i think that just the fact that she you know uh got separated divorced from charles charles but isn't it a bit of like the damage was already done or you think that her existence was like selling but what more damage could she have done we know the damage she did do right what did she know darker secrets right that she hadn't let loose yet right and they And they knew. And, you know. Maybe she rejected their last payoff and they said, okay, we got a wild card here. Yeah.

Correct. Time to eliminate. You know what it was, gentlemen? She knew about the moon. She knew. She knew about that. Exactly right. She got two connected picks.

That's like when you pick a quarterback and wide receiver. I was going to go. Dude, she was stacking. She was stacking. What if she did some stuff about Prince Andrew? You just go to the news. Hey guys, first off, the moon, not real. Also,

Prince Andrew, perv. He's a pervert. That's confirmed, right? Oh yeah. Is it confirmed? is it confirmed is it i don't know i'm just saying shit over here i'm just a baby rattler i just thought i mean i'm just saying it reminds me i just know that whenever it comes up baby uh not a lot of Prince Andrew defenders out there. Yeah.

Just in casual conversation. So I kind of know what the general public seems to think. And women can say he's not a pervert. That's what I'm saying. Pervert. Those are great conspiracies. Pervert conspiracies are great. They're the best.

All right. Well, am I up now? Chris, you're up. Speaking of perverts, Epstein, dude. Whoa, this is a good one. Do you ever even think about this? Epstein's suicide. It's a good one. That was a beautiful pick, Chris.

Thank you. I mean, to pick Epstein, you get- In the two hole. And aliens. And aliens. And aliens. Bro. You've got, because you've got you've got because you got to have

something where it's sexual and that's the whole kit and caboodle with that one yeah little rich people did know little saint james didn't know that's what there are still stories coming out about like and it's like even if if you ever met with him like people are now like publishing like me like just like meetings lists from like years ago and it's like if you ever met with him, like people are now like publishing, like just like meetings lists from like years ago. And it's like, if you met with him, you're like so many people who are just super rich have had to go on record and be like,

when we met, I was trying to, I was looking into like setting up a foundation. We had a couple of conversations about it. He gave me some like blah, blah, blah, but we didn't do,

but like they have to comment on whether or not they like ever hung out with him again. Yeah. That's how like people want to know. like we're still finding stuff out dude what if you did a zoom with epstein do you think you'd still be implicated for sure yeah well that's the thing too i don't think epstein was telling every tom dick and harry what he was up to but but it is crazy like i'll just be like some of them and they'll be like noam chomsky met with him like there's no nasty and that's Chomsky into that? It's so nasty. And that's actually true. That's what it is.

If you've ever crossed paths with him, people think you might be a pedophile. There was always the conspiracy that there was a pedophile island and that felt a little bit far-fetched. Right. That's now confirmed. Once half the conspiracy is real, the other half

is easy to believe yeah but but so you're you're but this the suicide the thing that was for for me i'm like like strider i uh i don't really subscribe to most conspiracy theories like whatever like the general like official story is i'm usually pretty good with that with this one i'm like i tip a little bit towards like yeah the cameras got shut off he was supposed to be under 24 hour surveillance it was like a weird shift change and like he took himself from the top bunk he would have had to like be on his knees on the top bunk alone in a cell and like launch himself down and break his neck it's just like yeah it's just kind of hard to picture you know what I mean and you can see like and like to just like drill it like what

I think the road thinks it's like the first attempt you know like that's it's just a lot of things had to go his way Aaron let why did you leave Aaron whoa that's a fucking conspiracy did you come back with a coca-cola dude do you know that's Aaron guys interesting I've Aaron, did you delete something? Did we stop recording when we were just talking about that? Did you tell someone we were talking about Epstein? Aaron, are you recording all of this? Yes.

What? What? This is being recorded? Aaron. What? Aaron. There's mics. Wait.

This whole place is fucking bugged. This place is bugged. This is where they recorded the moon landing. Dude. Dude, shit. I redirected it. Oh, convenient. They just changed the colors of the landing. Dude. Dude, shit. I redirected it. Oh, convenient. They just changed the colors of the place.

They just fucking changed it. They're going to get me in a car because I've talked about what a bad driver I am. JT, check the curtains. Yeah, who's behind there? Bernalina's back here. Bernalina! What are you doing? Bernalina!

He's having a cannoli, dude. Yeah, Epstein. um yeah i've seen and also epstein's like uh they're like saying that he they like guilt they they use it was like a um hold on let me get my thoughts straight it was like a plan so they use this to get dirt on people it's like blackmail honey pots yeah to get blackmail on politicians so they do the government's bidding the deep state classic training day didn't know you like to get wet do you not know like do you become a congressman and then that just kicks up a desire to sleep to have sex exactly or do you want to have sex illegally and you're like it looks like congressman's the best spot i think legislation and molestation yeah dude yeah that sounds like a cheers like in the cloak room yes they have a cloakroom dude how terrifying is that

you know that old saying power corrupts and power molests yeah that's exactly how it goes yeah absolutely aaron molestia valley said that it does it does feel like that sometimes yeah he wrote that in his book the prince albert that in his book, The Prince Albert. I didn't flip it, but we got there. Flip it. We'll take out the past. Is this even ATC? What's going on with these lights? Dude, fucking the lighting's different. The lighting did change. This is like we're on the moon.

Oh my god. Aaron. That door used to open. Now it's locked. Yeah. Alright. And his number two in it all was a woman amazing Maxwell classic cover Ghislaine

and she's still alive though yeah that's the one thing that kind of undermines the conspiracy is that she would be out wouldn't they

or is it is it so like focused on that Epsi might not have killed himself that if they kill Ghislaine it would just be like

yeah we'd all just be like alright guys come on then it was for sure you can't go she's gonna go down in a boating accident they say that she's in prison we all know that she's at four seasons down in you know that's the key everyone's at mar-a-lago right now what about the uh the photo of her with the open book? She's at In-N-Out on Coanga. Whoa. In-N-Out, bro? And she got animal style?

Wait, at the one on Coanga? I was there yesterday. Yeah, she was there. Whoa, you were there? What were you doing there? Thank God I didn't shave before I went in there. I could have got stolen and sold. She's the one who took your order, dude.

Some arms dealer. Did Madison Gisling come in? Are you going to eat in the car? Yeah, she won. A popular potential person pulling the strings clinton crime family yeah i mean through the christian climate going back to uh liberal elites a couple a couple of it ends up in a couple enemies the clintons are right up there we're like big conspiracy theories and there's like suspected behind it's like for who's

been accused of being behind it it's like Clinton well we've caught them lying enough at this point it's like bro you didn't do yourselves any favor hey I don't know what you're up to you know I don't believe many of these things but you know you didn't help the case just even to the point where they're referred to as Clinton crime it's great name is a man up there with the Gambino crime family trying to do is that who fought you in Bahamas? No that was the Gotti kids Yeah they beat up a couple of our buddies

Those guys are animals I mean one of them is like an MMA fighter And he just boxed against Floyd So no shame in that we got our asses rocked Alright dudes Now I know people are going to say It's too new it's too fresh We don't know how it's really going to land over time Oh I don't want to think's really going to land over time oh i don't

want to think about that come on go farther back i'm telling you this conspiracy is going to stand the test of time we're going to love this conspiracy when we're a little bit more removed it's a big honker on par with 9-11 in terms of shifting the global landscape i gotta take it covid yes oh yeah so the pl. So the plandemic. The plandemic. Maybe I'm going too unbridled. I'm taking 5G. I'm taking the China lab leak. Whoa! You can't take that, bro.

Lab leak for sure. Lab leak for sure. Or the virus is man-made for sure. 5G predated COVID. Correct. Yeah, bro. Okay, but it's wrapped into it a little bit. You gotta give me a little.

Bro, that's like saying Illuminati. You can't just say Illuminati. You can't give me Deep State. You can't give me Deep State. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They know the list is strong, people. They know the list is strong. Oh my God, dude.

You can't give me lizard people on Epstein. You can't do it because they're all there. They're all there. They're all there. Okay, okay. I'll just say this. I'll mention that 5G is a part of it. I'm not taking 5 it because they're all there. They're all there. Okay, I'll just say this. I'll mention that 5G is a part of it. I'm not taking 5G. Okay, sick.

5G is still available. 5G is a part of it. COVID lab leak? Lab leak is the centerpiece. The lab leak's there. Because that's part of it. That's a huge. If it pleases the council.

That's the start. If it pleases the council, I'm taking. This is part of it. I don't even think I have to ask for it. Vaccine? But as the chief architect. Yeah, vaccine's a thing. You get that. As the chief architect, Bill Gates. Okay, I know. I don't even think I have to ask for it. Vaccine? But as the chief architect. Yeah, vaccine's a thing. You get that.

As the chief architect, Bill Gates. Okay, I like that. That's a theory. It's a great story. I got the richest guy in the world as the head honcho. That works. I think that adds a lot of momentum to it. And then the microchip.

And that's where 5G ties in, where they'll shut you down. It's such a popular reason given. It's the same way that I brought up the Clintons and the Epstein one. Because it's a pretty popular, that's the one who was behind it. You're taking some hot ones. Thanks, dude. And you're doing...

This is good. You have a great list. And he's leaning into the intensity, the controversy, and then obviously just how much 9-11 sucks. And also partially what I'm leaning into. Thank you so much for saying that. And the intensity. And it's big. It affects everybody. And also partially what I'm leaning into, thank you so much for saying that. And the intensity. And it's big. It's affecting everybody.

Those are big swings. They're huge. And I think people are going to be a little turned off because a lot of effect. But it's a smart strategy. But also I think the lab leak, I think it was a lab leak. And we've seen that health organizations from here

had money over there. No, I did believe at first But I was I was pretty quick to be like, I think it probably came out of a lab and cuz like the pandalyn thing I never even heard I don't here's my thing Pendolins don't exist Did you sound like a good conspiracy theorist right now? You sound very good. That's what's a pendulum dollars to don't fish There's not a single person who knew what a pandolin was before that happened, and then everyone all of a sudden acted like we all knew what pandolins were.

What's a pandolin? It's like an armadillo that exists somewhere in China. Oh, that's like the bat or whatever the fuck it is? It's like a sand shrew from Pokemon. Bro, what genius made up that that's what carried it? And then they dropped like 12 of these things that they probably engineered in a lab somewhere and gave it a name that sounded like it existed For a while in a wet market. Yeah It's a wet market dude. Oh, dude. We went to that one in Hong Kong. I boked. Yeah. Oh, I've been to one actually

It's like a fish market. But like yeah, you got there all I get some crazy shit was fun to look at There's some animals. It's crazier than an aquarium. Honestly. Yeah. Well like you could also yeah, it's a good place It's like also like an aquarium or like you just just touch the i guess aquariums do that but it's only one thing i'm not telling i'm not telling no it's a i mean it was the lab league the lab league it's like i don't know it started there they do what is it gain of function oh aaron's got a pic dude that thing's got covid for sure dude look at that fucking, dude. That's what I'm saying. It's a mocomop. That fucker, dude. They copied it so directly.

He's literally, he's got the look that's like, don't eat me or I'll give you a cough. Yep. Dude, let me tell you what. If I see that thing, I'm staying six feet away. He looks like a Skeksis. Yeah. What's a Skeksis? I just texted my girlfriend.

I got COVID. Nice. Is that a dildo brand? I hope she doesn't misinterpret. No, it's Dark Crystal. The bad guys. They kind of look. Oh, yeah, they do. Yes. I got COVID. Nice. Is that a dildo brand? I hope she doesn't misinterpret. No, it's Dark Crystal. The bad guys. They kind of look... Oh, yeah, they do, yes.

It's fine. You guys aren't Dark Crystal guys? I guess there's some GMO stuff in there, too. Nah. There's some GMO stuff in there. GMO and COVID? I mean, dude, poisoning the food. Come on, dude.

No. Yeah, but like... Too broad. Too broad. We need an event. Here's another thing. We need a thing besides jfk 9-11 i don't know if any one of them is going to spring off more like crackpot documentaries

we've already had a million because it came out during the documentary era oh yeah are you guys ready for this one's got crazy are you up are you guys ready for you got two this one's a big buzz I think four Climate change Do I also get No you guys don't like it No it's a good pick Aaron Please don't give me last What's next dude heart disease

Dude climate change, dude. Look at my list. I put on my list. I just made me put on my list, dude. Fuck. Dude, here's the thing. Here's the thing, dude. All three of you conspired against that pick going bad.

You all made an agreement. Well, let's talk about what do you i don't know dude i have no idea bro all i did was look up an article and it said hey climate change is up there dude it's fake by the government to take out you know they want to it's it's liberals are running the fucking uh electric companies and they want to take out the military industrial complex i don't know dude all i'm saying is a few people there are probably at Epstein's Island, dude, and there's 5G there. It's the ultimate money grab.

That's what's up. It's like, guys, oil is destroying the earth. We need to switch to electric. Oh, by the way, we own all those companies. Yes, dude. Thank you, Chad. All right, keeping it moving along. Here we go. My stupid fucking list dude all right here's one dude that's pretty sick i just don't know why you picked it dude

because it's a big deal dude it's in the news it's big that's okay that makes i feel like you guys are conspiring have you ever heard of climate change right do you think it's real or fake i think it's real but there's a big debate over heard of climate change? Do you think it's real or fake? I think it's real, but there's a big debate over how real it is, and some people think it's just a natural turn of the world and things get hotter. You guys are being haters right now, dude. This is a big point of contention, dude. The groom didn't love it, but it is

a big point of contention, and it's in a lot of articles. If I'm being serious, I'm nervous now, too. I don't want to undermine it too much, but I don't know if I'd categorize it as a conspiracy. I don't know if people think it's a conspiracy because it's just two halves of the world who don't agree basically. And I feel like, I feel like public opinion is like,

it feels like something else to where it won't even, I mean, I guess I also don't know. You guys are so probably right, dude. The conspiracy part I think is just, yeah. Where is that?

I don't think there's a lot of conversation about, well, you know, these people are really... Like, climate change isn't real, and... All right. I just... I got a banger. I appreciate it. That one sucked.

I'm going to get last, but here's a banger. I think people will support you. They love you. Secret chambers behind Mount Rushmore with government secrets. It's good. It's good. It's good. We got a lot of the top line ones yeah i'm the first one

to take these ones that suck dude i'll be interested to hear what you guys got to say you motherfuckers dude do i know what secrets are in there i don't know try to kill the energy do i think that they yeah can i go get your second the second beer yeah i'll grab you there's a can you grab a coke zero yeah i got you nice so yeah i can't cook on this. I mean, I really don't know what's going on. Like I said, I'm not a conspiracy guy But now I'm just in defensive mode, dude Hopefully you guys have some bad Honestly, I haven't heard about this one. Can you enlighten me? Do I have no idea? I was researching I went and saw an article and it sounded pretty sick

And maybe think of Team America, which was tight. Yeah. But apparently there are CIA government secrets behind Mount Rushmore. And that's why they built it. And there's a lot of like, there's like labs back there and stuff. Nice. And it's buried within Mount Rushmore. I'd like to think there's like a DARPA facility back there.

That'd be cool. That'd be tight. I think that'd be sick. Like almost like, yeah, it is like Team America. Like there's like secret agents. G back there. That'd be cool. That'd be tight. I think that'd be sick. Like almost like, yeah, it is like Team America. Like there's like secret agents. G.I. Joe's back there. Exactly. I saw that on a list too. I just like, I never heard that one before.

I saw that one too. I don't really know many of these. Thank you, sir. You guys should have fun with Joe. You guys will have fun with Joe, dude. Joe No we don't want to lose you again Look you guys didn't do anything man I mean maybe you did You probably conspired to not be stoked on climate change Your list is my favorite

Thank you dude For the record you are right I'm not stoked on climate change Alright that's it. You got another one coming. It's coming back to you. Yeah. I got nothing to lose now.

Guys, you know what that pick made me do? I think I'm going to go with a deep history one since I've been keeping it more modern. And this one. I've been keeping it more modern and uh this one i've heard a lot like i just hear it mentioned and i i i knew it in the back of my head i didn't write it down on my list but it feels like a powerful one and what i like about it is it could explain all the conspiracies because it these people are supposed to be the ones where it all started. And I might need some help after I say it, but I'm feeling good. The Rothschild family runs the whole world and has for generations. Is that?

Yeah. Not getting any love from me, brother. I don't know. I don't know. Don't know anything about it. I think the conspiracy heads are going to like this one. Basically, you're saying Illuminati. It's too broad.

It's a family. It's the family. Specifically, they're... It's a banking family. Banking family. Magnate. Right. They just...

Yeah, they run the world. They have so much money, they run the world. All right, so here we go. Over the more than two centuries, the Rothschild family has frequently been the subject of conspiracy theories. These theories take differing forms, such as claiming that the family controls the world's wealth and financial institutions, or encourage or discourage wars between governments. Yeah, like every world war was won by the one that they backed.

Right. War, revolution. won by the one that they backed right and war revolution and it gets to it gets to something my brother was talking about i didn't know this until i was just reading it they think the that they get blamed so much because it's rooted in anti-semitism yeah so i think it might be like one of the og of those. Of like, yeah, Jewish people are the master of all my pain. Yeah, exactly. In terms of spiciness

and controversy, you're the top. I'm telling you, these are the ones that this is one of those ones where you've got a drunk cousin who you haven't seen in a couple years at Thanksgiving, and people are arguing about the world. He's like, it's the Rothschilds. The Rothschilds.

This one's got name brand recognition amongst the real know-how. No, they're Satanists, dude. That's probably me, too. Satanic rituals. They eat babies. Yeah, the eating babies one keeps popping up lately. A lot. They're the ones that turn and they're like, hey, I think we're doing for another war.

Can you imagine? Guys, we're going to go to Outback and we're going to plan this next war. We said it was going to be next. I think we should move it up. I think we're ready. We should do it now. I like the timing.

I know how you feel, man. I know how you feel. It's just broad. I don't know what the theories are. I'm worried that this is going to fall into similar tech category. They all are now. They all go downhill. I mean, it's just broad. I don't know what the theories are. I don't know what the instance is. I'm worried that this is going to fall into similar tech category. They all are now. They all go downhill. I'm going flat earth.

Damn, dude. I should have taken that. I was going to take flat earth instead of flat earth. I should have taken flat earth. What's so fun about this one is that you're like, everybody's like, tin. Yeah. Flat earthers. Idiots.

Yeah. And everyone's just kind of like, it's kind of a fun joke that we get to have us, you know, almost perfectly round. It's nice to have a fun one. It's nice to have one where it doesn't feel like anyone's going to get hurt because of believing in it. Right, and I think I've

probably, whenever I think about flat earthers, I think I've already, I might have already said it on the pod, but somebody, a reporter asking Kyrie, noted Flat Earther, why do you think the Earth's flat? And he just looks at me and goes, think about it. And then like. Dude, I talked to Flat Earther, and I was like, why, he's like,

I was like, so you think the Earth is flat? He's like, yeah, I've always just known that, you know, it's just marketing. Just marketing. Amazing. And I'm like, marketing for what? He's like, globes. Amazing, dude. Big globes, dude. He's like, yeah, you know, I just always knew the earth was flat. And then they'd be like, no, it's round. I'm like, it's just marketing. Like, you're just trying to sell me globes. Taking out maps, dude. Yeah, yeah. Taking out maps. He's like, do you believe that the earth is round i've often thought like there's way too many snow globes out there who's buying all these

things yeah bro dude that's yes in the most hilarious like completely untrue conspiracy theory that people hang on to it's great yeah it's great flat earth was on my stupid little list here but i didn't say it did well and what I think is similar to the climate change one is that it's like, I feel like there's general consensus, and then there's a similar issue, but it's more fun than climate change. Way more fun, dude. Chris, here's the thing, man. You're cooking with gasoline right now.

I mean, you got Area 51, Epstein, and Flat Earth. Oh, bro. Bro. We should just call it. The thing is, there's several more child molestation. You could have gone all child molesting, like one through five. I'm not done yet. I'm not done yet.

Yeah, it's true. Because I think when you guys can- Guys, we're all still in this. It's not a runaway thing. I feel like I'm molesting yet. I'm not done yet. Yeah, it's true. Because I think when you get, you guys can. Look, we get, guys, we're all still in this. It's not a runaway thing. Chad, you're up. I feel like I molested myself with my draft. Chad's got two. Chad's bringing his list home.

All right. Number three for me, it's going to be chemtrails. Good one. Chemtrails. Also on my list. The chemtrails, people claim that the condensation trails from airplanes are they're poisoning us they're seeding okay so they're saying that they're poisoning us to keep us more docile and dumber and they're saying they're manipulating the weather

for seeing the atmosphere okay I think that falls under climate change dude what I like about that is that there's a general idea of what they're poisoning us yeah like to do like like it's like like everyone agreed like oh it's to make us more docile like it could be like give you cancer or make you addicted to something or like anything like that but everyone just kind of agreed like no it's to make a sheep but how we just know dude so some people were there when it happened and everything changed the thing is you look in the sky and you're like planes don't do that that's bullshit and then yeah well i so you know it was cloudy here for like three months my buddy who believes in chemtrails he's like dude it's chemtrails they're just manipulating

the weather and they could just say it in a big city like this yeah where we produce art yeah and that's they just they just they probably had the same stuff for chemtrails but they just pumped it out and pretended like they were factories making it and cars and they're just like oh we could just totally make this city docile yeah why do you think there's no good comedies anymore yep chemtrails smog but chemtrails I'm gonna aim them to dude uh all right to take it home uh take it home i'm gonna go pizza gate good one there it is really strong really strong pick yeah uh don't even know what that is that's a huge line in the end yeah really strong well i'll tell you

what it's the clintons again is it really? There's more molestation. They're all over this one. It's really strong. So, Pizzagate, they're arguing that, you know, high-profile pervs, pedophiles, would talk through email. And this includes, like, Obama and stuff. Where they'd be like, hey, we're going to have a pizza tonight. And you know what pizza means? Kids. Whoa. So, you see all these emails where, like, Hey, we're going to have a pizza tonight. And you know what pizza means? Kids.

Whoa. So you see all these emails were like, are we having pizza there? So, you know, it's like another exposed pedophile ring. There was a storefront too. It was like, it was like this, this pizza place in DC that like this random ass pizza place. That's where they go to do it. And that one, was that a QAnon one?

It was. Yeah, it's QAn was yes so it's good to get them really in the mix here for sure kind of leading the charge leading branding conspiracy theories yeah and then it had it had real world implications because then a guy go in there with like uh yeah with a gun and he didn't hurt anybody but he was like where's the we're like trying to like save kids from the brave guy man if we put that guy in the right direction, he could actually be helping. Totally. Totally.

That's a good point. Pizzagate. Yeah. And it was like during Obama's presidency, right? Yeah. Yeah. So then it was Obama. It was a lot of his cabinet.

You know, all the big wigs. I mean, really. It was classic. The Rothschild presidency. Which is every presidency. They pick them all. So you said this is the last one we're doing for? This is it.

Yeah. All right, I got to go with a personal one. I got to go with... Don't do this. You're going to blow it. It's a huge one in my life. It's a four loco gate, I guess. Whoa, actually, I didn't know what it was this is better than i thought

i thought we were like local to your dorm yeah what was my friends for sure but and yeah so it kind of was it was a dorm party before a dance we were supposed to pre-game with mad dog 2020 and four loco when it was first like got big before they nerfed it and that was everyone's supposed to drink both of those things we're all partying in one room our friend of ours who's partying with us also lives at the end of the hall he goes in there and he says he can smell

his sink smells like Four Loko like somebody poured it down the drain and so he comes in and he asks nobody takes credit for it but we all suspected it was jimmy because he was a lightweight and prone to embellishing stuff so we all accused him he got pissed he's like fuck you guys that's bullshit two night a couple nights later he's like i'll do it right now like you guys can watch me drink both of them. Fuck you guys. Pounds both of them.

Goes out. Hooks up with the chick. Totally fine. Crushes it that night. And we still don't know who poured it out. Damn. Alone gunman. You really sealed the deal with that hookup.

I think it's an honorable mention. Yes. And here's the thing. In order to qualify as a conspiracy theory, this is just me being a hater because my picks were so bad. It has to have two parties involved because Jimmy acted alone. Well, I think— So that's the press version.

The press version is Lone Gunman puts his stuff out. No, look, I know I left some big ones on the table. Puts his stuff out. But it's something that we still— There's no big ones on the table. We still— There's some big ones. I mean, not that I know of.

But we still don't know who did it. It feels like somebody could just step forward, whether it's Jimmy. I think a lot of suspicions are also thrown Barrick's way, because he was also a bit of a lightweight. Could have been Jimmy and Barrick. Then that's a theory. Could have been them together. I like that.

These guys conspired. They get together. They go, let's do it. We're in it together. And it's also been like 15 years now that it's like. It's enough space. You're bringing it back to light on the pod so we can figure it out i would like one of the boys to just let us know if anything if any good comes from

this pod it'd be nice if we were able to solve that guys step forward there's no harm that's going to be done to you we just like to know the truth you know we'll give you sanctuary or whatever it is what is it called when they're like when you can give immunity? Yeah, immunity. Yeah, exactly. Diplomatic immunity. Amnesty, immunity, all that shit. Jimmy, call in, dude. I'm going to take us home. I still got one more. Oh, you do? Yeah. Oh, nice. I mean, does it matter?

No, but I still got it. No. Don't think like that. Look, dude. I'm just going to stare at the freeway after this. Just so I can feel part of something. I'll sacrifice myself. Because of all the exhaust? Yep, exactly, and get poisoned.

I'll sacrifice myself for you. For the climate, exactly. I'll sacrifice myself. No, you have a good list. Of course, this list is fire. Guys, I'm interrupting this podcast letting you know once again that we are on tour soon again. We're going to be in Irvine.

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I mean here's the thing it's also a little broad like in one regard that's what makes it great it's almost like saying Illuminati or like the CIA but they're reptiles

that's like that's why that's how it's so much better and juicier oh that's a good question Obama Clinton Bill Gates

but they're also all Illuminati. They're like, no, I know, but Illuminati are just people. Look, I have to play defense. Do you understand? It's so much more salacious and fun because it's like they're not just evil people. They're evil lizard people. Well, it's interesting, though.

That's fucking crazy. Is it broader than like flat earth? That's a great question. I love that question. You're right. You're right. I mean, I seriously don't know. I love that question. You're right. You're right. I mean, I seriously don't know. I don't know.

I do agree that you don't know what kind of makes it not as clear cut as some of the other ones. It's like, who's behind it? What's the gain? But just the idea that everyone in power is actually a reptilian humanoid. It's amazing. Yes, that's it right there. And that they enjoy the taste of flesh. It's true.

And that it keeps popping up in culture. Like, it's got legs. Yes. Like, people like to talk about it. I had some cousins who believed it. Really? David Yes. Like people like to talk about it. I had some cousins who believed it. Really? David Ike. I heard him talk about it.

And there's a lot of. Yeah. He went to. Ancillary parts that are exciting. Like there's one. He went to one of his talks. He saw it in person. And I think they got a subterranean like tunnel system that they move around through where

they recharge their, uh, whatever is like their substitute for a heart. And, uh, you know, it's, it sounds fun. It's exciting. It's sci-fi heart and uh you know it's it sounds fun it's exciting it's sci-fi it's just it's expansive and it and it touches the top of the political sphere so i'm i'm i'm personally i get a big kick out of it i'm a big reptilian guy big they say the

royal family that's what i was what was like fishing for is like um they say what's her name the queen that just died elizabeth they wouldn't show pictures of her like close to it because she turned her like reptile form or whatever like that but it's also like you like also like how many people do you get pictures of once they die like okay no one releases a dead photo like like yeah she went to her reptile form like you can't see it i saw it was just a gecko the geico gecko and in october a dutch far-right leader claims world is governed by evil reptiles dutch mp terry badu head of the forum for democracy party was banned from speaking for eight days after making conspiratorial

conspiratorial remarks an interview and for refusing to declare all of his income. That's the best you can do in tax evasion. Isn't it amazing? But it makes, and then Louis had that famous moment when they had Donald Rumsfeld on Opie and Anthony. Oh, right. And he asked him, are you like a lizard person? And Rumsfeld laughed but refused to answer. And Louis pressed him and he never said no.

That's huge. The doctor that gave me my first weed license in uh in la he uh he could tell who the shapeshifter were just by looking shapeshifters fun he was like i know and he's like and the thing is they can't handle pure white that's why i like the white lighter thing it's like yeah it's because they like like i know who they are i'll just walk up to them just hand them a white piece of paper and they just look out and they just like look at me and smile because they're like i know you know but then you keep moving on that's awesome that's great great color whoa yeah he prescribed me drugs nice guy chill dude because you know he opened

your mind dude that's what he did all right all right that's it honorable mentions i really i got a picture oh sorry my bad my bad i mean look look does my list deserve to be disrespectful like that All right. All right, that's it. Honorable mentions. I really... I got a pick. Oh, sorry. My bad. My bad. I mean, look. Does my list deserve to be disrespected like that? No, no, baby. It's yours.

You deserve. It does. I'm going Tom Brady tuck rule. Whoa. I'm going Tom Brady tuck rule. It was the first... On the field, it was called a fumble. Not even deflating?

Not even deflating. I think Tom Brady tuck rule is bigger than deflating. But this isn't a conspiracy. Yes, it is. Because afterwards, it was the NFL. And a conspiracy, as per definition, is more than two people. So the NFL got together and they go, you know what? Fuck the Raiders.

And then here's the conspiracy behind it. The NFL hates Al Davis because Al Davis sued the NFL and won $10 million. So they go, fuck that guy we don't have him to win so that's the the but did did the refs know that when they made the call on the field no the rest aren't the ones conspiring the rest called it a fumble it was the nfl that came in later so the nfl when they were reviewing the play the nfl called them the entity and said exactly call it a tuck rule call it which had never been called an n Okay, that's a conspiracy. Never been called in NFL history. Don't hate on my list anymore.

Please just give me this. No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean it like that. It was a genuine question. You asked me. It was a debate. We got to do it. Totally.

But there you go. It's a fun one. Yeah, I'm not trying to hate you. Yeah, I think Mark Davis still says they fucked us. That was reprisal. It was reprisal. So reprisal so there's like there's motive there's a entity that superseded someone else very confusing yeah because they're talking about it i feel like belichick's gotten credit for being like hey that's tuck roll

yeah but i don't know if that's just him being a curmudgeon or a. Or he just like made that up. Took all the credit. Or other people did it. And here's the thing. This is where theories come in where it's like, that makes sense. It's like the JFK thing. There's a guy in a grassy

knoll with a thing. Belichick invoked it. I don't know. All right, honorable mentions. Man, why do you guys hate my list so bad How does that upset you guys No it's not like that You guys feel upset No no no

Why do you guys feel upset Because I feel like you just threw your last pick Shrider I was communicating with you I was genuinely Chris was in You know what it generally is My list sucks. No, no, no.

It's not like that. It's not like that. It's not so... It's like even amongst sports conspiracies... It's not the highest. I even think there's some sports conspiracies. Like Aaron said to Flaygate. The Black Sox.

Or like Michael Jordan, the conspiracy theory that David Stern booted him from the league for his gambling debts and that's why his dad got killed. There's some that I think are like a little like spicier i guess but but yours is actually more founded in probably like uh evidence because i do think the league did hate al davis and then or like there was even a fun one like my cousins thought that the rams yes i was just gonna bring this up patriots beat the rams the Super Bowl the Rams is I think what they said was like a classic like has like a classically Muslim connotation that it's up and that was a Super Bowl after 9-11 and then the

Patriots beat them so do that's insane and that might they now with a tuck rule year so that would contribute to yours that that the league wanted which remember that was an underdog squad I'm trying And it was an underdog squad But it's interesting that they didn't want to give New York The championship The World Series Right after 9-11

Yeah why would they have the Diamondbacks beat the Yankees But I guess they didn't have as much pull In the baseball Yeah maybe Bud Selig was like Not much of a patriot And he was like no no, no, no. We need expansion to work. We need one of these expansion teams to get a dub.

Oh. I'm sorry for killing you. Oh, go, go. No, no, that's an interesting thing. The expansion team had already won. I still believe in you. This also goes into how you can just like, what's so nice about conspiracy theories

is that you can just you can just keep going yeah the branches you can go anywhere with them oh yeah you know what i mean and it's like you just have to like but this person was trying to make money but this person like you can go anywhere with it brother i love then you find a fact and you go oh yeah yeah oh well then you but then you look at it all and it's not like some long tenuous chain it's like a list of facts you know and that's where it's like oh my god it's so obvious but it's not it's like little tiny coincidences going up a long ways but that could also just be nothing it's our brains our brains like to recognize patterns like to put stuff together and if you dive deep enough into anything

that's like that great documentary about stanley kubrick's the shining where it's just all these theories behind it but these guys have done so much work they're so scholarly in how they pursue it right that they're all almost more compelling than whatever reality could be like you want them to be right well yeah because it's fun and it's like it's just interesting to think about master manipulators it's very dramatic very sexy dishonorable mentions denver airport classic yeah oh why was that people think it's like dude it's got a lot of a lot of suspicious imagery nobody likes being at the denver airport why would it why would the illuminati want to be there is it i heard the denver i read somewhere when i was looking up conspiracy that it's bigger than manhattan whoa and it's also in like it's

where it's located is like not ideal for airports. It's like way too windy. Oh, interesting. It's on like a plateau. They say it's three billion over budget. Really? And they don't know like where that money went. But no one will call in the debt on it.

Whoa. Dude, just one guy is just on a beach somewhere laughing. Dude, something is going on underground. Dude, I didn't pick them. That's what I think, yeah. I didn't pick them because they were too sad. And I didn't want to be too ugly but the false flags around shootings oh my god you can go down a real rabbit hole with them specifically um sandy hook not that one but i guess vegas like there's a lot of like weird stuff around and like how to get all that stuff up there those ones are

so brutal that it was like i wanted to mention them but i didn't want to put on a list because you don't want to you don't want to give you don't want to be a credit to that kind of stuff yeah um actually my girlfriend was like don't do it and i was like all right babe that's what's tough about it and your list had already kind of leaned into a lot of the ones that were like tragic you know what i mean like we're like a lot it's just tough i feel like deep state was too vague to pick. Yeah. You know, because like at least lizard people, like I said, and same with like Illuminati, like they're lizards. Did you guys hear about Wayfair that they were supposed to use for child trafficking? Because all their stuff is named after girls, right?

So it's like, oh, I want to pick up like a Linda on Wednesday. Like the names of all their products are named after like girls. So it's easy to map it. Paul McCartney. Yeah yeah what's that one he died that he's dead that he died like way back when and then he's like he said put a bunch of clues and they just got like a new guy and called him paul yeah amazing guy that looked the same sounded the same like one album cover it's like three of them going one way one's going the other and like that's paul because he's dead because he's still like they put in all these different yeah and

there's like a million of us and I think if you play one of the songs like backwards or slow it down it's like my friend Paul is dead or Paul is dead oh and then when they're walking in that famous picture on Abbey Road yeah he's he's a couple steps behind right and I think he doesn't have shoes on yeah right and then birds aren't real oh yeah And then Birds Aren't Real. Oh, yeah, Birds Aren't Real. That's performance art. Saw that in an article. Someone made that up, and then it caught on as a conspiracy theory.

Yeah, that one was tough for me because I'm like, it's the hardest to believe. Even harder than Flat Earth. Well, right. I think it was the US made them. It's like, where's the better one? But that's why. You know what I mean? They were doing that to prove that conspiracy theories are just this confirmation bias.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. They were doing that to prove that conspiracy theories are just this confirmation bias. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, fun when I saw the mattress store conspiracy. What? Like, some guy, I guess it's around the country, but someone was like, did research and found out there was like 38 mattress stores. I forget where, but like in a small area. And then he was like, this is a money laundering scheme and reddit went crazy and just started finding like unusual concentrations of mattress stores in places where it doesn't really

make sense that there would be that many of that i feel like that's like a classic like the wire sitch you know where they where it's just where like it could just be drug dealers or like whoever's doing it just like small businesses where they just... Matches might make sense for money laundering. Yeah. Well, it's like Breaking Bad. It's a car wash. Yeah.

So it could be true. Yeah. It would almost be like... It's probably practical for some organizations. For sure. Oh, Shakespeare. Oh, yeah. Shakespeare's a good one.

Fun one. Oh, yeah. A like a very fun like it was someone else so like it was a collection of people and there's just a bunch of they like shakespeare wasn't real or he didn't actually write them yeah that's been going around dude who did independence day did a movie about that that i never watched it also on that kick truman capote actually wrote to kill a mockingbird oh yeah because he was uh neighbors with or friends with harper lee i like the art ones the stakes are they're fun greatly reduced you know the large halogen i hadn't seen this one the large halogen collider uh in swiss yeah in god particle in france yeahERN. Someone that they're opening a portal to hell. I love that.

That's a great one. That's beautiful. Oh, that's, yeah. Love that. Stevie Wonder isn't blind. That's one of my favorites. And if you watch the clips, it's pretty convincing. I think there's one where he catches a basketball.

Really? I swear. Like, you see him out with people and he's like dodging people and like, you know, he's like in a subway terminal and he's like moving out of the way of people. Yeah, yeah. I mean, there's a daredevil explanation but oh right that he just has like his senses are just amazing he can feel um dude huge ones classics not as sexy but a lot of fun and have been around and will be around Loch Ness Monsterfoot oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's those are good ones those are yeah those are bangers dude those are bangers but bigfoot's

like you also got like yeah you have different versions of it because you got the snow one number one but i'm american yeah because it's like yeah that's that's the north america he's running through the forest it's like it looks like our country versus he's like a demon from another dimension is that yeah he's from another dimension. Is that what it is? Yeah, he's from another dimension. I just thought it would have been like a... I just thought it would have been like a... Other dimensions is maybe a conspiracy?

Whoa. But who's behind it? What about us living in a simulation? That's good. Or is that more of just like a theory rather than a conspiracy? I think it's a theory. Yeah, because I don't know who's like...

No one's manning it. Yeah. Right. No people are like tricking people. Because to have an idea of no one's manning it yeah right no people are like tricking people because they have an idea of like who's manning it would be like so is the matrix is the matrix a conspiracy that's just facts bro yeah that's just what it is well you're definitely out of it with that fucking thanks dude well and then aaron you have listened to sam tripley do like 400 episodes you must know i got a bunch of honorable

mentions that's what we need dude okay uh hollow earth oh yeah dude good one and hollow moon moon's alien satellite yeah there's a whole movie on that i love that also the independent uh bohemian grove oh yeah what's that's that? It's like an elite meeting. Yeah, it's like a weekend retreat for the world's elites somewhere here in California. Well, and Alex Jones actually... Yeah, and they burn an owl, an effigy or something like that. And Alex Jones actually got in there and filmed that stuff. Yeah, Alex Jones and John Ronson, yeah.

And John Ronson's not like a... No, yeah, John Ronson's whole conclusion was that it's just a bunch of doofuses right like i can see people that sounds like a good party bill clinton had that great quote where someone asked him about it in the run-up to i think like the 92 election he's like what about bohemian grove and he's like is that a place where republicans get drunk and pee outside he's like i've never been there but you should go you should you could use some fresh air that's awesome slick oh man he's behind a conspiracy you're not gonna pin him down dude you're not gonna pin him down dude

yeah he got caught and he's just like whatever and everyone's like oh bill what yeah what a character you rascal the malaysian airline oh so who's like uh who are they accusing of being behind that? One of the pilots, potentially, because he had this home simulator. I heard there were Russian agents on there. Yeah, there's Russian agents. There's the Saudis, I think. Like, it's.

Whoa. So is the theory that it did crash? Some theories are that it landed in Kazakhstan. And yeah, it's kind of nuts so are the people okay or what are they up to now they were killed either way disappeared right there was some sort of cargo that got on at the last minute that might have been microchips that it's just like a plane the idea of a plane taking off and never landing is like terrifying you know yeah yeah it's worse that was a scary one yeah uh mk ultra oh yeah i haven't bought that album yet

uh you know they they may have inspired the unabomber he claims to have been an mk ultra uh charles manson may have may have been a subject of it. What's the bones of that one? Just at Harvard in the early 60s, there was a group of professors who were dosing their students with LSD and breaking their minds. And then the CIA had their program

where they were trying to increase like psych increase people's like psychic that's a really good one who just wrote the CIA book about Manson that was really popular what's called chaos chaos that one was a hot one that that that should have been picked I think that one's got a lot of juice right now yeah yeah we're talking to MK I didn't realize it was I didn't realize it was like having another moment MKUltra. Because I've heard of it for years. Man, it's just tough listening to these because there's so much

opportunity for me to not blow my list, dude. I swear to God, man. I don't know if I want to call it but like... My fucked up back. No, no. That's not even what I'm going to say but you seem like... I'm bummed out. I want to pick you up. Yeah. I'm too bummed out. Dude. I can't hang out with Joe, dude. No, it's alright. No, no, no. I'm never going to pick you up. I'm too bummed out. It's alright, man. No, it's alright.

I'm never going to see Joe again. I'm not going to. I'm never going to see him again, dude. It's good you take it serious. I appreciate that. It's alright, man. I love you guys, man. We love you, too.

We can make a rule that you can't be cut out twice. No rules. Can't have that rule, dude. fuck up i fuck up dude it's just yeah and aaron don't go don't go easy either i love you no aaron no no bro there's not gonna go easy i'll get last another honorable mention is called the battle of la yep i was like during world war ii there was a big military thing that went down off the coast of L.A. And we were firing rockets at whatever it was. And they think it could be aliens. They could have been the Japanese getting close to our airspace. But nobody really has an explanation for it.

And then one that's been mentioned uh recent on episode recent episodes uh way less serious than any of the other ones i've already mentioned the montreal screw job is a bit of a conspiracy in its own it's a great one yeah who knew ahead of ahead of time that brett hart was going to be screwed out of the championship title for by sean michaels vincent man the referee were they all in on it was it all a work that that's that's the best conspiracy yeah is that it's all fake that's what yeah scott hall says that on the documentary and it was just a jack up interest that's so like so there already is the conspiracy that's like what is verified that vince mcmahon sean michaels for sure and then maybe like jim

cornett or vince resource some other guys conspired to have bret hart lose without his knowledge and drop his title to sean michaels in montreal but now that the conspiracy on top of that is that that's all fake and it's just more wrestling writing oh whoa montreal screwdrop is a great name too yeah and it's fun when there's levels too that you can believe like you can believe this but then you can level up to like this dude would you like to subscribe to here and another grzzly one is that there's conspiracies around some of the other tragic stuff that's happened in wrestling oh whoa like people aren't touching chris benoit people think there's a lot of people who think whoa i've been watching people wanting to wade into a murder suicide like no family and Like family family family annihilator.

Isn't that what they call them? Yeah. It was brutal. It was brutal. It's a rough one to be putting your name on. Damn, dude. There's an alien

underwater alien base off Malibu. Oh, yeah. I've been there. Dude, also also a classic Atlantis. Oh, yeah.

That is actually that's a really fun but I wouldn't have thought about that. I should have got more beachy with one of mine. It's always good to go beachy. A classic Atlantis. Oh, yeah. That is actually, that's a really fun one. But I wouldn't have thought about that. I should have gotten more beachy with one of mine. It's always good to go beachy. That's why I do the Epstein. But Atlantis, I'm like, what's the conspiracy?

There's no conspiracy. There's no conspiracy. It's just like a theory. That's the Bigfoot one. I guess it's more of a mystery. Yes, it's a mystery. Yeah, the Bigfoot and Yeti one might be more of a mystery. It's almost like folklore or something like that.

It's a little big fish. Loch Ness. Exactly exactly they sound fun but like who's exactly conspiring and who gains you want powerful people to be gaining from it like there's the manipulation is the big is there's got to be deception and more than just like covering up something that's like fucking crazy yes yeah totally tall tale at a certain point that's exactly right all right aaron what's what's it coming down to well let me read off what everyone has again as a reminder. Just don't repeat mine, dude, if you can. Dude, if you could just skip that, that'd be great. If you felt better about your list, would you have stuck with one beer?

So Strider, number one, JFK. Number two, climate change. Number three, Mount Rushmore. Interesting that you read mine first, like when you usually say the first. Because you are first. You're the first pick. Oh, you're going into it. Okay, okay. mount rushmore interesting that you read mine first like when you usually say the person because you are you're the first oh you're going into it okay uh the fourth is the tom brady tuck rule jt i'm a literalist dude 9 11 uh two the plandemic three the rothschilds number four reptilians uh chris number one area 51 number two epstein suicide three flat earth four for locogate i like that four

i mean it it's personal uh chad moon landing princess diana murdered chemtrails pizza gate solid dude good front to back solid beautiful pizza and you were in a tough pick like going forth on this one was tough oh thank you thank you okay judgment time the first person the the last place finisher who will unfortunately not be able to compete in the next draft. Unfortunately, Strider Wilson. Dude, look, dude, we knew it was coming, dude. There's no conspiracy here.

I was a lone gunman. I acted alone. I took myself out. You know, I went in there. I said, dude, climate change. Did I have anything to back it up? No. Then I came back with mount rushmore i

thought you guys would be stoked fucking mount rushmore no i was stoked then tom brady tucked rules like sports did everyone love sports there's a lot better sports theories dude but guess what dude jfk yeah i mean somebody's like the one strider Wilson, JFK, climate change. Dude, what did I say? I needed to pick number one on this, dude, and I got it. But you know, I like that you went with your heart on the fourth pick, and you're like, look, man, I just like sports. Yeah, dude, after that, I wasn't trying to pull anything.

There was nothing on my analog list here, dude. Right, it's like, you know what? I'm probably trying to pull anything. And there was nothing on my analog list here, dude. Right, it's like, fuck, you know what? I'm probably going to get last. Fuck Tom Brady. Yeah, I fucked that guy, dude. Yeah, bro. Actually, I did have Denver Airport.

Pretty sick. Dude, Denver Airport's good. That should have probably gone instead of Mount Rushmore. Probably should have. Yeah, dude, probably should have done a lot different, dude. Conspired against myself, dude. Pretty much. That should have been your fourth pick. Yeah, dude. Probably just going to have to a lot different, dude. Conspiring against myself, dude. Pretty much. Should have been your fourth pick.

Yeah, dude. Probably just going to have to go get lunch with Joe. Me and Joe are going to go to Chipotle. Climate change. Dude, I thought you guys were going to be amped. Okay, sick. Yeah, interesting. All right.

And the rest of your lists, the remaining three of of you your lists are all impressive oh man um i think i'm gonna have ah shit i think in terms of fourth picks i think as much as i love the idea of a personal a personal uh conspiracy i think for loco gates with with so much i'm still out there i think that's going to make chris three but amazing first three picks very 51 epstein suicide flat earth uh so it comes down between jen chen jt go to the wide here baby get me in me in this. Oh, sorry. My bad. When you put me on mic, I forget everything else. Get a loan on your plate. Yeah. So, okay.

We've got 9-11, Plandemic, Rothschilds, Reptilians versus Moon Landing, Princess Diana, Chemtrails, Pizzagate. It's a heavyweight fight. It is a heavyweight fight. it's a heavyweight fight it is a heavyweight fight i feel like i feel like when you pick the rothschilds you didn't know a lot about it yeah that was that's that's where i kind of it's a good pick but i kind of blew it because i could have got it fourth easy well in in this room maybe it might have been higher uh amongst actual that's the thing i didn't give it a good explanation, but in conspiracy realms, flipping back, it's solid.

Yeah, totally. In Plandemic, you tried to encapsulate a thousand things when it was already enough. Wait, so basically I'm losing because I sucked at talking about it. Hey, part of these drafts is in the cell. That's part of it. It's how you sell it. Versus part of this draft is in the cell. That's part of it. It's how you sell it. Versus, I think we got all solid info out of Chad. You can't sell it.

I think Chad's the winner. JT's number two. Chad, way to go, baby. Dude. This was yours to lose and you fucking protected your house. Good shit. Good shit. Yeah, I want to thank you guys.

I came in favored. And winning in the four slot. Yeah. You had a tough pick. I came in favored. And winning in the four slot. Yeah. You had a tough pick. I was nervous, but it feels good. I did come out on top, and I know my conspiracies, and the moon's not real. Yeah, the moon doesn't exist, dude. No.

Good draft, guys. It's a painting up there, idiot. Morons. That was a tough one. I felt the emotions in that one for sure. I just felt sadness, dude. You got a little toward myself you got a little bum bro projected on you guys that was really about me there was like before climate change and after the whole tenor of the thing shifted oh man as soon as pick two came around for me i was fucked yeah dude study up

bro dude i mean here's the thing dude they don't tell you about it you might you might come out on top fucking in the coming years if it comes out that's huge oh the the tail on this thing we don't know yeah reptilian tail we don't know bro huge huge point honestly i'm gonna sleep better tonight also i think i think it's gonna be funny too when people read all of our lists and they just see climate change on Striders. And then they're going to think, does Strider think climate change is a conspiracy? Well, here's the thing, dude. You guys got to stick by your lists.

That's what you think is conspiracies. What if we did it that way? Right. You have to think those are conspiracies, dude. So you have to believe in your list. Yeah, if you believe in your list, think about that. What's your guys' list? Do you believe in those things?

Obama wasn't born here, dude. Oh, birtherism. That's a huge one. Oh, yeah, that is one. And that shifted the plates of the world. Another one, Michael Obama? What's that? Is that his real name is Michael or something?

No, then Michelle's a dude. Oh, right. Right. What the? I forgot about mentioning that one No you gotta say it It's important to be honest about what the conspiracies are That's a dick

What are the It's so funny that the like Freezing photos but right there See it's a dude See it's a dude And then Elvis we missed out on those ones too Oh yeah Elvis isn't dead Tupac's not dead Hitler wasn't dead, but now probably is

Oh, the Hitler not being dead one is a really good one Yeah, but he cloned himself, dog, so he's good Of course, bro Walt Disney's Frozen Oh yeah Alright, should we get into the next part? Probably, yes Chad, kick us off after your dub, what's your B for the week?

Dude, my B for the week is bad dog owners. You know, I go to the dog park, and there's these people. They get these high-powered dogs. They get freaking rocket launchers of dogs. They get Malinois. They get German Shepherds. They get Hippos. Huskies.

These are, you know, if they're not trained properly they can muff you up they can muff other dogs up also like they need to like run like 15 miles a day to like be normal yeah and then you live in la yeah like a border collie in la it's like it's like sled dogs you know what i mean they love to run all day in freezing snow it's like let's have them and like you know we'll take them on one 15 minute walk in 85 degree weather yeah because we live in la and it's summertime and it matches my look yeah because they're fucking gorgeous and their eyes are beautiful yeah and they'll they'll like they'll they'll bring them to the dog park and they'll be cooped up in an apartment like all day long they bring them to the dog park they don't care they're the dogs coming in it's all feisty it's all jumped up and no disrespect

to the dogs i love dogs but it's like you gotta you gotta treat them right if you get a husky you gotta treat it right yeah and i think you gotta get like we were talking about this like you should have to get a license for a certain kind of dog yeah yeah like if you're gonna get like a dog that can like is designed in its nature to be aggressive and to do work. Yeah. Like there's got to be, you might have to check in on that person. Like, Hey, are you training this thing properly?

Totally. And people, I think they, they get those dogs like one because they're like, Oh, this dog will protect the house, but I won't do shit about it. Like they, they won't train it. They're like, it's just like a, a vicious dog. And not only do you have to train it, but like you have to keep up with it. Yeah. Like you have to like take that seriously and like keep boundaries up.

Yeah. We were saying to you, some people might get a kick out of it, right? Like they like having a dog that's like inflicting some damage and they're like, yeah, I'm a badass.

Or like, yeah, it's all people. I've seen, I've seen ladies, dudes, all sorts of people. If they're super intense and they're like,

I run 12 miles a day. I want to bring my dog with me. And they're super intense and they're like i run 12 miles a day i want to bring my dog with me and they're super like i feel like it's a certain personality type that would be good with that dog and it's somebody who wants to like be on their feet all the time and like structure a lot yeah and it's like i because i saw a dog fight a human fight and a dog fight a couple weeks ago where this malinois i think i don't know what dog it bit but the the owners were fighting and the owner of the malinois was like well dogs get fucked up that's what they do dogs get fucked up amazing and i'm sitting there in the small dog section just like damn

didn't you say they fist fought right fist fought yeah the humans the humans did there's two ladies no it's two ladies two ladies and one girl's like you fucked me up damn you fucked me up and the dogs are just watching right like funny thing too there's this one guy he's filming it with a big smile on his face hilarious and then um well he probably hates that fucking dog too yeah while they're fighting, that dog attacked another dog. Oh, my God. Yeah. Also, that's why I don't go to the dog park.

I go to the small dog section. My dog doesn't like hanging out with other dogs because she's a turd. So it's like I don't need to do it. She's not getting any energy out. And then all you see is, like, uncomfortable, potentially violent interactions between dog owners. Yeah. My dog loves it, but she's small enough for the small dog section.

So I've gone over to the big side and it's just like. Don't want no part of that. Yeah. I've seen too much shit. Oh, bro. Yeah. They should almost separate by like energies too. But everyone thinks their dog has good energy.

Yeah. Because that lady shouldn't be bringing her dog to the place where it fights other dogs. Yeah, it's crazy. That's a good beef, dude. It's true, bro. Strider, what's your beef of the week? Dude, my beef of the week has to just be Aaron for picking how he did, dude.

I couldn't believe it. He conspired. He bugged this building, dude. He did a lot of demented stuff to stack the cards against me making the picks that I did in my own brain. Just got to be building, dude. He did a lot of demented stuff to stack the cards against me and making the picks that I did in my own brain. So it's just got to be Aaron, dude. You know, I need to project on Aaron. Love the guy, dude.

But, you know, the one of my beefs, Jimmy Eats World, dude, for probably not having the best, you know, rhythm or, you know, best message in their music. Just really demented, dude just that dude do you get more do you get more nervous for the elimination drafts of course oh yeah do you think that's affecting your picks yes honestly what happened today i can't explain and that's a lot what happens with conspiracies. I don't think there's anyone to blame.

And if I want to point a finger, it's got to be the thumb. You a man, dog. You a man. And a pinky with a shaka. And a pinky's in that fucking errand, dude. Chris, what's your beef of the week? On the drive over here, I saw a dude riding a bike. Kind of had like, it looked like Timothee Chalamet from behind.

Shirtless, you know, pale, skinny, little poofy hair on top. And he's riding a bike and he totally has a right of way. And a car almost hits him. And he's very casually just goes. And I was like like that's awesome go Timote he looked great it was so casual it was so badass

that's awesome dude my beef of the week dude I'm gonna go with a video we made that I always thought should have gotten a bit more love and it really turned off a lot of people and I know it's like kind of a you know desperate to ask for this but i really think that this one was a jewel that just got lost in the shuffle and me and chad one time went to runyon and you know we're activists and

we're trying to help out and we just went up to dog owners and said do you mind if we pick up your dog shit to help clean up and you know we didn't get the best reactions we met one guy who had a big ass dog a malinois dude and he was huge law and he was cool with us picking it up and i you know i it might not even have been the execution but i think the idea was really funny and whenever i think about it i crack up because there's just something funny to me about going up to a stranger i mean like i'm gonna do a nice thing for you but it's like the weirdest thing possible yeah can i play with your dog shit basically yeah and we were so fired up when that malinois he's like yeah dude for sure that malinois pinched the best loaf i've ever seen he's a big

dog i got i got so fired up just grab the shit out of it keeping it clean keeping the world clean hell yeah it's important hell yeah and now being a dog owner wouldn't you love if we're actually all dog owners now wouldn't you love if someone just came up and picked up your your dog i would be like that's amazing it's one of the worst parts yeah dude the other day didn't know there was a hole in the bag oh oh god it wasn't too bad but i did touch a turd you touched walking back home like turn around oh you're on the walk we were on the wall we were like not too far thankfully but like yeah the bag had ripped at the bottom seam didn't know until i was that's too warm what the or when it hits the leash a little bit and you're like fuck man i gotta clean off this leash i bought a rubber leash because of that i think i'm just bad he gets in between his legs um

aaron's fault chad what's your baby of. Chad, what's your baby of the week? Or who's your baby of the week? My baby of the week is just... It's carnitas, dude. Oh, dude. Put some lime in there. The Erewhon carnitas? Erewhon's got good food.

Bro, Erewhon's food is so dang good. Carnitas just light my fire in a way that I can't even explain. What's your favorite delivery system? For carnitas? I mean, honestly, I get this place, Organico. I get delivery, and it's like a bowl where I get rice. I get pickled onions. I get jalapenos.

I get lemon vinaigrette. That sounds tasty. Awesome. Strides, what's your baby of the week do you my baby of the week this is quite pretentious of me uh i've been getting myself summer treats and a summer treat of mine has been from this coffee shop um maybe it's called maru or naru or something like that it's right on my block it always has a big line. And me and my wife always walk by and we go, idiots, waiting for coffee?

What idiots? I would never, there's a million coffee shops right here. Finally, the line was dead. We go, we gotta go figure out what's going on here. We go in there and I get this. It's like this creme topped coffee drink. Dude, it is unreal, bro. What's the name of the spot?

Like Maru or something maru maru and it's in los feliz yeah right in los feliz literally i can walk i walk my dog past it all the time and i always look at people and i judge them and i shouldn't have been doing that because they're making the smart choice dude it is so dang i might go there tomorrow bro i know you should go and if you do go hit me up I'll come and say what's up. Wait, are you out of town tomorrow? But I'd have to do it first thing, because I'm not leaving my place

until like 9.30, 9.15. Are you leaving town tomorrow? Saturday. And if there's a big line, I was like, I'll just get there when they open. There's a few shops around town. I think offline we figure out if we can all Dude, if you come to the Los Feliz location, I'm there in a heartbeat. And then we can draft something else just for fun. Yeah, just for fun.

I would love to do a different draft and erase this draft from my memory. That'd be so nice. But, baby. Because we have that technology. Hell yeah, we do. And then the fans would be like, yo, did they delete an episode? Dude, thank God we weren't doing this live. I'm going to delete this file.

Dude, you are taking this. Now I'm playing into it. I'm cool, I'm cool. You know when you hear things like Magic Johnson, when he was Tragic Magic, when he lost to the Celtics and he didn't come out of his house for a couple months and just worked on his game, then he came back and dominated

the next year. I feel like you're taking it that serious, and you're going to put that kind of effort, and you've got that kind of talent. So the next time, it's going to be a title. I'm going big on conspiracies, dude. I'm going deep, dude. All right. That's what's up, dude.

Dang, guys. Summer Treats is my baby of the week, dude. Summer Treats. Hell yeah. I'm going with Mom. Greatly. Dude, saw No Hard Feelings with her and Becca last Friday. And classic My Mom style. Her mom, she took like three naps.

Just kind of loved the movie. Was laughing whenever she was watching, but also multiple times. Like in the middle of the theater. And then, Mom, you got to wake up. She's like, oh, my son, okay. And then laughs for 15 minutes and rolls over. like in the middle of the theater and then mom you gotta wake up there's just no right she's like oh my son okay and then like you know laughs for 15 minutes and rolls over i'm gonna go into we are the we are the last the farthest one on the right so she like put her head like more into the crack so that she would she could sleep longer before volume got too high hey mom mom mom and then

she wakes up watches laughs walks out of the theater. She's like, I love that movie. Dude, also, mom, when we were young going to movies, she used to bring, I think she would bring a full comforter. That's what I said. I said this to somebody

that I think, like my mom would bring a duvet and a pillow. And then one of them was like, seriously? And I was like, that's how I remember it. But maybe it was just a pillow.

One time, Elisa, she brought a full comforter. Yeah. like heavy, and just carried it into the theater, sat across three seats and made herself like a pretty, my mom can make a bed that's like top shelf anywhere. But she doesn't need top shelf. I've seen it pass out on a cooler on a river when it was raining. She could use these cans and like smash them up into a bed.

She's a pro and she got no shame in it. No shame in her game. Yeah, and she did love the movie. It was good. I liked it too. The main guy was great and Jennifer Lawrence is great. Love J-Law. She's great. It was a good time at the movies and I hadn't seen a movie with mom in so long and I loved it

because it was the full Monica experience during it. She's the best. That's awesome. Dude, my baby of the week, I'm going to keep it food. I'm going to gnocchi. What's that? Gnocchi is like a potato-based pasta. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the big sell-on is that it doesn't have gluten, but the one I had had gluten in it.

Because I think they put some stuff in there. Yeah, it's little balls. And we didn't grow up eating it. So I think you introduced me to it because your family used to eat it, right? Jill makes it. That might be where I got hip, too, is you grow up eating it, so I think you introduced me to it because your family used to eat it, right? Jill makes it. My dad got us one. That might be where I got hip, too, is you guys were eating it. So thank you for the intro.

But I never really cooked it before. Dude, it's easy. Yeah. Because of all the pastas, it's the easiest to boil because when it's done, it floats to the top. It's potato. It's potato. So it floats to the top. You know when it's done, and it boils in like two to the top. It's potato. It's potato. So it floats to the top.

You know when it's done and it boils in like two to three minutes. I mean, cooking's never been easier and you don't need to put much on it. It's hardy.

It's nice. Are you cooking every night? Maybe like three or four nights out of the week. Bro, you grill now. That's a lot. I grill. That's huge.

And I'm getting all the different meats. I talk to the guys at the counter. I'm like, what's this like? What's that like? And I'm excited to learn. Hell yeah what i'm like too embarrassed to talk shop with

the butcher i should get in there yeah i i i got some duck you got some duck yeah handy market in burbank has some like wild stuff i've been doing like uh picanha which is like brazilian meat it's super easy to fire up quick it's not my favorite so i'm just gonna try like every meat. It's super easy to fire up quick. It's not my favorite. So I'm just going to try like every meat they got and see what speaks to me. Duck is fantastic. Greg Warner's a big cook and he cooks duck a lot. Really? It's so rich.

Dude, Greg's like a, he throws down. So he gave me the rundown on how to do it. But that one doesn't go on the grill. I was going to say, you're doing that on the, that makes more sense. No, so I'm pivoting into the kitchen. Yeah, you're getting into pan searing and doing the whole i'm doing yeah whoa dude that's next level bro two methods of cooking for one thing whoa do you like duck eggs i don't know if i've had them they're like

dark oh yeah i've seen them and when i when i was in china for a summer i was like nah dude they're big yeah yeah gray's always tough as a color and food correct it always is a little off-putting yeah it's like my dna comes in and i'm like that's even like i i like pet i know you love pate but like even just like looking at pate it doesn't quite look right like it's not supposed to be gray yes pate pene yeah and um especially when we were starting, if me and Chad had a meeting with someone who had a big IMDB and I was nervous, as a power move, because they would always pick up the bill,

it's like corporate expenses, if I was nervous, I'd always order the most extreme thing on the appetizer list to show confidence. Amazing. So I'd get there, I never had oysters. I'd be like, I'll have 12 oysters.

And they'd always be like, whoa. And I'd be like, yay, I'm crazy. And then pate, if that's ever on the menu it always it's curveballs people so next time you're out with your boss don't spend too much money obviously but it's an appetizer so it's not gonna break the bank like an entree but get a salad for your entree get a salad for your entree and get an extreme appetizer so everyone's just like because you're quiet but there's something going on right and it also forces them to try something you're like have some try something yeah they're scared of it.

Yeah, and they're afraid of the food. That's what you do. You get it because it might be a food they're afraid of. Oh, try it. Oh, no. You sure? I don't like that. Have you had it?

You sure? You never been there before? Exactly. Where it's from? Exactly. All of a sudden, this guy's on his heels. He's like, but I've made all these things. I'm a cool guy.

Well, let me tip off my pitch. I'm in charge. I have no idea. I'm the way you miss some stuff. Am I in charge i'm the way you miss some stuff am i in charge exactly um all right uh chad what's who's your legend of the week uh i gotta go tc tom cruise i haven't seen it yet i saw much impossible last night he brought it did i heard bad things bro you heard that oh i heard a, I heard. Just about the movie. I've heard. I mean, it wasn't. I heard it wasn't.

I've heard that it's pretty sick, and I've heard that it's sick. Those are the two reviews that I've gotten. But not really sick. It wasn't as good as the last two, I would say. Yeah, yeah. But, I mean, the stunts are unreal. The dirt bike stunt. The dirt bike is.

But they burnt that one a little bit. I know. They burnt it, but. That's true, because I saw the making of before Avatar. Yeah. But the burn. But it was pretty cool. It was pretty sick.

I know. When you're watching it, the buildup to it. Oh, really? That's true, too. I could feel it where I was like, there's. Because you knew it was coming. You know, yeah. And you're like, there's no way he's going to do it.

Fallout's been on TV so much. Really? Yeah. Is that the bad one? No, it's the most recent one. That's Henry Cavill? Yeah. That one's good. I'll tell No, it's the most recent one. Henry Cavill? Yeah. That one's good.

I'll tell him to keep, he's sprinting this one. He's sprinting. Is he still sprinting good? Cause he's 60. He looks good, dude. Real quick.

What's your mission impossible ranking real quick. Best to worst. I don't remember the names of like, do numbers. For me, it goes one, three. What?

No, I love three. Cause it feels similar Hoff hoffman he's amazing i love three because phil simmer hoffman yeah then i could probably go this most recent one that we just the worst two are two and then ghost protocol i think ghost protocol is the best because it sets the because all the other movies after it are ghost protocol like the exact same but just different stunts see i don't like that. And then I like Fallout a lot. And then I like 2 because it's just so silly. 2 is a big flop.

And then 1 and then 5 and 3 I think are kind of the most forgettable. Look, 2 sucks, but then having 2 in there with the rest of them makes it special. It's a little Tokyo Drifty where you're like, oh, this is where they went in a totally different direction. And that's one that I love watching that movie because it's so silly. Well, I mean. And the hair. Is that all the doves? It's all the doves and the motorcycle and the hair. He does a cartwheel kick.

The rock climbing and the motorcycles, those two things, they just shoot it right. And the fighting style. They're throwing jump kicks. And Chimera. The knife to the eyeball whoa yeah it stops what's your best one number one is it number one or what's number one what's number one sorry sorry sorry sorry what's number one for me is uh the henry cavill one uh yeah it's

the purest it's the purest distillation of what they do it's like adrenaline the story is like i could care less yeah but like we're rocking and rolling in some crazy because the story is like I could care less yeah, but like rockin and rollin in some crazy shit Because the story is always like we got to get here And we got it like we're gonna have to lie to some people to get something But like it doesn't it's usually nukes in the end. You know which is cool Also, it shakes is that the best scene is the best scene the bathroom fight in the bathroom fights awesome But the last one in 6

where the helicopter is and he has to get something so he has to crash and that's like a 20 minute action scene where you just keep getting further, closer to the edge of your seat that by the end you're like, oh my god. It's just been going up and up and up and up and it keeps

going. And the formula is so good too where it's like you have a really evil been going up and up and up and up and it keeps going and the formula is so good too where it's like you have a really evil bad guy it's like nukes ai a really capable dude and a really hot chick yeah yes i mean it's all you need and then the masters and and and oh the masks yeah that's like that's like going back to hearkening to the show yeah like the yeah number one's like moody it's like it was. Number one's like moody. It's like a real movie. Number one's amazing. It's a iconic movie. It's Brian De Palma.

Oh, De Palma directed that? Yeah, and he got this one where it's like, where he's hanging above. And then catching the fucking thing, dude. But like, it's just, it can't compete with, for me, it can't compete with like,

just how fun the bigger ones are. Yeah, when the budgets went up and like Tom like tom cruise started doing crazier shit one is still good but that one the hanging scene dude when he catches the sweat drop it's just genius yeah i don't understand how he kept but you know but it's still fun it's fun who's up is this babe legend legend i think i did oh dude think I did it to someone else besides my freaking dank-ass wife or my babe. So I got to go with my dank-ass wife, dude. You're kind of scrambled, huh?

I noticed that. I'm going to really fluster, dude, after my draft. I'm just really flustered. I just really don't know what I'm going to do, dude. Anyway, dude, I got to go with my dank-ass fucking wife, dude. Just being a beast, dude, you know. Absolutely crushing it, dude dude with our fucking group workouts that we do together dude just aka me and her just in our apartment just absolutely beasting it she's

been taking my 35s i don't know where they are i looked under the bed my 35 pound dumbbells aren't her side of the bed now she's absolutely crushing it she's doing full clean and snatches with them so it's just awesome dude i looked for my protein drink i go where my protein drink goes she goes sorry i drank it i go that's just fucking awesome dude is that are you is that considered foreplay when you steal my protein drink so it's fired up on that so yeah just just making gains in our household muscle milk thievery uh we had a friend whose sister was taking his muscle milks too yeah it's like people won't talk about it but it goes down damn yeah oh funny muscle milk story too there was like a psycho sports dad in oc and he found seven on he was giving his kid muscle milk like every day and

he looked in his kid's back seat he looked in his back seat one time the kid had like stuffed all seven muscle milks under like the passenger seat he drove to the the kid's friend's house where the kid was hanging brought the kid outside made him drink all seven muscle milks right in front of him damn if you try and skip out on making gains in this family we come for you i keep it on 10 pounds of muscle in a day yeah in that one second dude dude that would hurt like dude it would be the worst, bro. It was like six or seven. You were the one who told me this, I think.

Oh, yeah. Well, I think I know who you're talking about. High school? Yeah. Yeah. Can you imagine when you're getting number seven, and you're just like, please, no. We'll also like to know that, like, of course you showed up.

I should have known that this would happen. You know what I mean? Like, right, this is my dad. Like, he's the fucking kind of guy who drives over and is going to make me drink seven fucking muscle milks right now. Hot muscle milks, too. They're going to sit in their car. They've been sitting there for weeks.

Are they supposed to be refrigerated? They're mostly kind of dank. I mean, they're being forced to eat anything. It's not exactly a vegetable. It's pretty tight and pretty tasty. Well, guess what? I think the dad wanted the kid to play sports more than the kid wanted to play sports.

That was just a downstream effect. The dad was so hard on him about it. The kid might have organically liked sports, and then the dad put so much pressure on him that it was like... Yeah, this isn't fun anymore. Just to rebel, you're like, I'm not going to do this. It's like anything. If you enjoy something, someone asks you too many questions or does anything, but you're

like, get away from me. I heard that about Andre Agassi's biography that like he's like i fucking hate tennis so he was like miserable the whole time doing that but it had to be his whole life because he was good at it he felt like compelled apparently his biography is like open yeah it's really good really i suppose like people like it does yokovic not yokovic um i think he fucking loves um from fucking denver doesn't he hate basketball yeah he doesn't he's like uh it's not it's like it's interesting it's like kind of cultural where like i think it's how i delaney at least it's like american players it's like this has to be everything to me like that magic john story

it's like i like i'll die if i'm not the best and like with yokich he's like it's a job i come and i do my job yeah but he is the best which is kind of nice because it's kind of like throwing what all of our assumed psychology what we thought it had to be out the window because right and he probably likes it with a lot of different mentalities he obviously likes it a lot but but maybe he's just like i'm not that but it's not mamba it's not mj now it's like i'm just really good at this thing but i really want's just like I'm not that but it's not Mamba it's not MJ no it's like I'm just really good

at this thing but I really want to just like play the horses he has other things that bring him joy it's really tough for youth coaches

to embrace Jokic just like you want to be the best have a few different interests but be good and be really big and tall and still be a student in the game

and like do everything right rebound exactly exactly Chris who's your legend of the week uh it's the pod dude going deep congrats i was listening to it earlier today and like it's just so fun to listen it was the four horsemen we're on it's your guys last episode making it 300 i fucking ruled this it's so fun to listen to it's like a fun way to you know just always

kind of know what's going on with you guys you know and it's just uh i love it i love listening thanks thank you man honored to be a part my legend of the week it's like why do we like mission impossible right because it's elite people doing extraordinary things efficiently effectively you know and without hesitation if you want that in real life go to valvoline i went in there to get my oil changed dude it's a two-man job they roll you in they got a guy at the front directing the car it's not that complicated you just got to drive five feet and hit the brakes but they make it oh yeah into like a procedure where they're like and then you dial in like you've never been more aware of how much foot

you put on the pedal and then they come in and they just start they're like we're gonna run a full diagnostic we're gonna check your oil levels we're gonna check your electric levels we're gonna make sure this thing's running beautiful i'm like let's go and then they always throw it were you the one we were talking about this they're they're so clever about it they'll always they're gonna upsell you like i started there at like 80 bucks and by the time i left i was like at two bills because there's just always more that has to be fixed and you know i don't know better but the clever thing they do too is they always give you one thing that they don't need to fix where they're like we're not going to need to put more fluid

in your steering wheel it's power stealing it's electrically driven i'm like nice yeah never get that stuff that one and then i learned also the air filter never get the air filter no never get the air i did the air filter no you did i did did they bring the air filter and there was a little leaf in there they did the side by side it was a fucking thing they did the side never do that one bro i could kind of feel that i was getting i've also been tricked on that but the grift was so slick it was good he goes he goes let me show you something he shows me a brand new air filter like like just snow white and then he pulls mine out of the car doesn't even have that much dust on it and it like the corners were

dusted he's like you've been breathing this bro and he's like you want it to change and you know when you don't want to like give in too easily but you know you're gonna give it and just go uh yeah yeah man just change it and he got me he got me but but they get you in there so fast they move it so clean yeah they got the screen you know it's like they got like a big ipad oh you know it just looks all it looks so official it's it's pretty eyewear it is that helps oh yeah it's very cool the glasses that have no it's just clear glasses and then we had a nice i was i was doing double duty i was talking to my mom while they were doing it and then i was kind of like oh and i felt bad i go i hung up on my mom's like i gotta go and hang up and i was like sorry man that was my mom i'm like i'm like a bad son for doing two

things at once and he goes it's okay man he goes my mom passed five years ago treasure these moments and then i said thank you whoa then he upsold you on an air filter. And then he said that to me. And then he said that to me. Motherfucker. Exactly, dude. Relatively well-run car. Your transmission's shot, and I'm going to need to hold it here for about three days, no loan.

Dude, conspiracy. I found out, I saw him later at the coffee shop. He was with an older lady. I don't know what the deal was, but they looked alike. I got played. But I like the experience, everyone.

Universal Studios it's fun Chad what's your quote of the week my quote of the week comes from Sam Tripoli in honor of conspiracies Aaron open your mind

Strider so wait which one is this sorry I got a quote oh fuck dude I had a good quote the other day

damn fuck dude i had a good quote the other day damn fuck dude let me see sorry sorry guys let me see here sorry dude when in doubt you just you just google fucking quote yeah exactly marcus aurelius did or quote cameron putt let's do that it was july he july 14th is when he saw his daughter so let's see here what the fuck did he say they somehow managed to get every creeping freak in the universe onto this one plane and then somehow managed to let them take it over and then somehow managed to stick us right smack in the middle that's the first one that picks up he's got better quotes than that wait but it sounds like you were doing a terrence malick movie oh yeah from that that accent you were

doing like jim caviezel And Thin Red Line I liked it a lot Dude thank you very much That was by accident But Thank you fucking very much Schwing Schwing

Alright It's your barbecue And it smells good How's that You know I love I mean come on You know I love You know I love

Your camera pal Yeah That's the best. The main thing that I learned about conspiracy theory is that conspiracy theorists believe in a conspiracy because that is more comforting. The truth of the world is that it's actually chaotic. The truth is far more frightening.

Nobody is in control. The world is rudderless. Damn. That makes sense. It's the guy who wrote Watchmen. Is his last name Rothschild? He did. I actually skipped the middle part where he talks about, like, it's not the Jewish conspiracy.

Yeah. People want answers. It's a great quote. Alan Moore of The Watchmen. That is a really good quote. Because it's, a lot of people want to believe in conspiracies because it provides more comfort for one's lack of whether it be i don't know achievement or where their station is in life they can go if there's powers that are working against me it makes more sense that i'm not right where i would rather be it's their fault and like

they're all the way up there like i can't even do anything about it they control everything i think flat earth is just fun that's why I like flatter that's why I like that's marketing appearance itself I bet you all the globe after the air filter huh let me tell you I own seven globes I have a quote by Rahm Emanuel he was one of the head advisors to Barack Obama, and he got in hot water for this. But in the wake of some kind of tragedy, they were trying to push some new legislation,

and he got too candid with reporters. They asked him what the motivation was, and he said, you never let a serious crisis go to waste. Ooh, dark. Schwing? Schwing. Ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Schwing.

You almost see it as, like, I've always believed in this position, and so it's sad that we have to, but now is as good of a time to pass it as any. No, he's a cynical power broker. Yeah, he comes across as so cynical. He should have kept the reptile inside. Chet, what's your phrase of the week for getting after it? Was he at a pizza place when he said that? And then he stuffed his face with some deep crust sausage.

I don't know what that means. What's my quote? Getting after it. Phrase of the week for getting after it. My phrase of the week for getting after it is My phrase of the week for It's going on with that moon, dude. It's going on.

It's going on with that moon. That's how I start parties. Yeah. I mean, I want to hang out with you. If you walk in like that and I never met you, I go, yeah. Tell me more, bro. Yeah, exactly. I don't know.

Dude, oh, when we got to Fort Wayne, my Uber driver, I love meeting people like this. I could tell he's a conspiracy guy. He's like, yeah, we got the Masonic a temple over there you know what that's about I was like please tell me more and I just love fueling the fire because it's the most energy they will you know they sacrifice babies over there and just drink the blood and he's like and don't get me started on AI I was like, no, dude, I want to hear about it. Yeah, please. It's the best. I just find it so entertaining.

I love it. 5G created AI. Correct. To turn us into sheep. Correct. And they're all going to give us the mark of the beast. And you can't make any transactions without that mark or your family's dead. Dude, can I rip that to end?

Thank you. Strider. Oh, that's rad. My phrase of the week for getting after it it's just fucking what up dude legit mine's inspired by love island uk uh get my grafting boots on oh yeah grafting is like hitting on somebody i love that grafting yeah whoever said so one lady was like oh yeah i guess i. Dude, grafting? Yeah. Whoever said that. So one lady was like, oh yeah, I guess I gotta get

my grafting boots on. Oh, that lady knows what she's doing. I'm gonna go with some lyrics from Wait For It, the Hamilton song. Oh, great song.

Death doesn't discriminate between the sinners and the saints. It takes and it takes and we keep leaving anyways. We rise and we fall and we make our mistakes you say that before a party everyone's gonna be clear eyed how fucking hell yeah we'll be hell yeah guys it was a great pod it's fun man strider you'll be missed look you guys have fun you know what is it what's the draft sports movies oh oh it's gonna be so fun dude you guys gonna have so much fun dude if you do get sick i'm gonna

i'm gonna poison one of you guys so i can show up and a lot of respect to you aaron because i know that must have been tough to to kill strider twice yeah aaron aaron let's be honest it wasn't your fault dude i fucked up no it was it was it like a george and lenny situation yeah yeah definitely lenny yeah aaron had to take me out back and put down his own fucking yeah yeah strider uh tell me about uh raising them rabbits again. Yeah, I was over here just touching them rabbits. And you're like, this guy's got a gun. I was like, yeah, you know what I mean? Let me tell you about a few more rabbits. You're like, yeah, sure. Come over here. And Candy

was like, yup. That's how it goes down. It's a good short book. You guys should read it if you haven't. Should we end with the Strider chant? No, no, no, no. Strider! Too much. It's too much. Strider! should read it Should we end with the Strider chant? No, no, no Strider, Strider, Strider Strider, Strider, Strider Strider, Strider, Strider

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