Going Deep with Chad and JT - DRAFT - BEST OF THE 90's with Shapel Lacey & Joe Marrese

Episode Date: January 28, 2026

Today we are joined by two absolute legends Shapel Lacey and King Hog Joe Marrese to draft BEST THINGS OF THE 90's. We're talking straight nostalgia from music, movies, TV, sports, fashion, pop cultur...e, and childhood memories. Some picks are obvious slam dunks and others are deep cuts but the bros are taking big swings today! We have a LIVE chat vote and also call Mr. Cream aka Aaron for the ultimate judgment. #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt #draft   More Shapel Lacey here: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey/?hl=en More JOE MARRESE here: https://www.instagram.com/joemarrese/?hl=en We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 12 wins JT: 13 wins Strider: 16 wins Chris Parr: 13 winsBrad Fuller: 2 wins (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins  Thanks to our Sponsors: MOMENTOUS: High Quality Supplements - get 35% off today - Go to https://www.livemomentous.com  And use promo code “godeep” at checkout . HIMS: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep  and get started today with an online consult with a professional. PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret

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Starting point is 00:00:20 I'm excited for this. Dude, this is going to be great. I like being in this spot. Usually I'm where Chappelle is. I feel I have a new energy right here. The posture's right. Yeah. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:00:32 I think that's one of the big things. I feel like nobody can stop it right here. You're at the command center. Is it the new seating arrangement? Or is it because you're a paid regular at the comedy store? Let's go Joe Marisi. Could be that. Joe Marisi.
Starting point is 00:00:47 The shoulders are standing up a little different. Yeah. You did it, bro. The weight is off. How do you feel, Joe? Yeah, I mean, I feel great. Yeah, I feel like I have the biggest dick in the room. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:01:01 Which I do. I'm the oldest, which is also cool. It's my birthday tomorrow. So I'm having a day. Dude, it's been crazy. And for you to get past at the store to crush your showcase set, and I don't mean this in a passive-aggressive way to bring you down, the Bears had lost.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Yeah. Like you were in the pits. And then this big moment in your life and career comes up. And you have to overcome that. How did you rise from that? Well, and that's the thing, too. Like, I was down. And even when I showcased, I was hung over.
Starting point is 00:01:32 Because Sunday night, the Bears lost. And I'm like, I'm going to drink till I don't feel anymore. Which is not a good thing to do necessarily. It was a dramatic game. I mean, Caleb hit the tutty. I went out of control. I was like, hey, I, you know what? I feel, I'm pissed.
Starting point is 00:01:49 and I don't know what to do I want chicks Did you get sucked? No But you put action You put an energy out there I was out there I went to Barney's beanery
Starting point is 00:02:00 Swinging is more important than hitting the ball If you're not playing competitively Hey where do you go and you're feeling down You go to Barney's beanery Mm-hmm And you got no chicks Didn't happen
Starting point is 00:02:10 But it was a good But it was a good effort Do you have a girlfriend? No Let's go dude No Wait should we intro I want to hear about the biggest dick in the room.
Starting point is 00:02:22 Yeah, what you tell? Can you describe your dick? It's thick. And it looks good. That's all you really need. Yeah. I don't think you need anything else besides that. But yeah, it was...
Starting point is 00:02:38 And I got to tell you, to showcase... Like, you don't want it just to be a thing where it's like, oh, yeah. Because I knew Rose shout out, who's the booker of the comedy. store. Shout out Rose. You know, I knew she wanted to pass me and I knew it was kind of a formality thing. But you want it to be, you want it to be like, leave no doubt. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Like, hey, he did amazing. Like, obviously we're going to pass him. And it kind of happened like that. Like the set, I don't say this about myself, but I absolutely smashed it. It was awesome. And I couldn't have asked for much more. The crowd was great. and
Starting point is 00:03:18 you know when does your name go on the on the building I don't know I think they do that not till probably like the summer but um
Starting point is 00:03:27 good yeah let the weather be nice yeah yeah I think they yeah I don't know when exactly they paint the names and everything but the flowers in blue yeah I mean I feel good
Starting point is 00:03:35 I feel different you are different dude yeah yeah no the posture is great right now I think that's what like that's how you know
Starting point is 00:03:45 when someone did something that yeah I got a pillow in my back. They're standing tall in their scapular. Yeah. Propped up.
Starting point is 00:03:52 As we said earlier, the skin is just... It's glowing. Glowing. And I'll be honest. I had some beers before this. You did? Oh, you've just been drunk for a while.
Starting point is 00:04:01 Yeah, I'm not that sober. Dude, that's what's up. Yeah. You want to bump? Water here. Yeah, I mean, it's, you know, it's on day I was watching football. It's my birthday tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:04:11 When am I supposed to be just drinking water all day? Have you been drinking? Not on drink. Nice. I do. Well, guys, we got Chappelle Lacey We got Chappelle Lacey on the pod
Starting point is 00:04:22 Hey, well, I do, yeah Chappelle's the fucking man I love Chappelle, dude Thank you for joining us No, I'm excited to be here, man You're a great comic Thank you, great guy Yeah, sheple's amazing
Starting point is 00:04:32 It's great to watch you're a past guy at the store You're a maid guy, you got your button Yeah, I got my button All that stuff, you know, but I was actually really excited when I saw Joe get passed Thank you And this is awkward
Starting point is 00:04:42 You were on the show later that night I was nice Yeah Well, this is awkward, it's a little stilted. And they said, bring back Joe. I don't know if you heard that when you're... They did. That's what they should say.
Starting point is 00:04:53 I walked up, they're like, this isn't Joe. I go, oh, you guys want me to go get them? I don't think the town has been more excited for someone to get past than Joe. I got a lot of hugs. If you see the photos and stuff, the love, the amount of shares on IG. Yeah, I got so many, I haven't responded to all the messages. I remember I was... I deserve it.
Starting point is 00:05:12 I was dating a comedian like 10 years ago when we were talking about you. What's that? I was dating in a community in like 10 years and we were talking about you. We weren't even good friends yet, but I wanted to be good friends with you. And I was like, Joe's the man. And she goes, he's beloved. Yeah. It's true.
Starting point is 00:05:27 It's awesome. Well, Chappelle, this is tough for you to do. But can you give the audience in 60 seconds a background and summation of who you are as a person? Yeah, I'm Shappelle Lacey. I'm from Mesa, Arizona. Let's go. Shout out Cubs training camp. Yeah, Cubs training camp.
Starting point is 00:05:46 I skate. I play guitar. I go to hardcore shows. I do comedy. That's my love. I do backflips. I was a cheerleader. Are you still doing the backflips?
Starting point is 00:05:59 I can still do a backflip. Yeah, you can do it. It's pretty fucking easy. Yeah. You know, don't you get off his ass. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Joe. Sheesh.
Starting point is 00:06:07 You know, I thought I was the guest here. Yeah. Anyways, I didn't realize I was in a courtroom. Yeah. Can you still do the backflips? I just do. anymore. There's stuff I had to let go of. When I see like a game, I'm like, I don't think I can jump in anywhere.
Starting point is 00:06:23 Can he do the backwood? I haven't seen it in a minute. We can prove it right here. We can do it. I think the last time I did was like November. Okay, right away. How often are you skating? I try to skate a few times a month.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Okay. Yeah, a few times in a park or what do you do? I like the parks. Yeah. Yeah. Are you a bowl guy? No, street. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Do you like grinds or? Grines, all this stuff. Yeah. That's my world. That's awesome. And have you been skating since the Mesa days or is it a more recent development? No, no, no, since Mesa days. Oh, let's go.
Starting point is 00:06:56 It's so funny because I could go like a year without doing it and like I'll still be able to like do like fun shit. That's awesome. Did you see that big trick that just got landed at that like legendary? I thought you're about to call me a big ass. Do you see that big ass fucking. I'm not coming at you, dude. No. I'm trying to pump you up.
Starting point is 00:07:16 Did you see that? Yeah, but go at him. Okay, you want me to go out of me? Yeah. Listen, you fucking bitch. You fucking bitch. Listen, you bitch. No.
Starting point is 00:07:25 Dude, did you see that huge trick that got landed at that, like that legendary staircase? Oh, yeah. Otoro Chris Jocelyn, 360 flip? Yeah. Did I see it? Where? Like the rocky staircase in Philadelphia? So there's like this staircase that everyone hits tricks off.
Starting point is 00:07:39 I guess it's the rocky staircase of, of skateboarding. And I think this trip that this guy landed was like. Orange County. Yeah. You know more about it than I do. What was so legendary? about this. It's, I mean, no one's ever done a 360 flip on that step set.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Nice. It's like, most people have like, what are we talking? Mission Viejo right here? I think that's where we're talking. It's a high school. El Toro. That's a little bit north of Mission Vieho, like 15, 20 minutes. That's what I thought.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Yeah, yeah. Is it Laguna? It's close. Close, right? You can get there from the same freeway. Yeah, yeah. We could be talking Irvine. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:09 Close. Very close to Irvine. But yeah, it's a, it's like one of the scariest sets. I mean, look how huge it is. Lake Forest. No one's just doing like 20. stare at especially like 360 flipping them damn things
Starting point is 00:08:22 but yeah oh someone said RIP the Carlsbad gap they know what's up bro that was a legendary gap in Carlsbad oh nice but yeah this this was like this dude did this Chris Jocelyn
Starting point is 00:08:33 and he became skater of the year this year amazing fucking skater super talented and why was it impossible to do just because like your trucks would bust or something I mean it's just it's such a huge set
Starting point is 00:08:46 right I mean it's just it's big big man nice it's that is can we see video of it Jake yeah there's video of me yeah it's awesome because at first like the video wasn't knowing show video wasn't out yet and like watch how and the way he gets excited for it is amazing oh nice and he goes i 360 flip del Toro it's about 18 to 20 stairs so are there bros there like every day just trying to do stuff on it yeah and you know back of day it was just like if you allie did why's you wearing it was like why is you wearing a huge That was like, wow.
Starting point is 00:09:19 How many stairs is it? 20. Oh, it's 20. This guy's like wearing an astro's hat, though. What's it? Could you do that? Yeah, dude. Is that where at Naja, uh, do you see, he, like?
Starting point is 00:09:32 No, that was in Arizona where he fucked himself up. Yeah. Who, gosh. That's a gnarly. That, I know, I can't believe I watched that video. It looked like he's, uh, like a scorpion tail. Oh, yeah. Um, man, that was a gnarly bust.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Is he okay? Yeah, he's okay. Yeah, but like that, like, we don't do this. We don't even see that. Fractured his head and eye socket?
Starting point is 00:09:54 Yeah. Yeah. Those are tough injuries. Yeah, I don't want to see that video over again. Yeah, I don't. Yeah. Oof. Well, this plays well into our draft because we brought these guys on because they're
Starting point is 00:10:07 legendary comics, but they also have great historical refs for what we're covering today. We're drafting the best things from the 90s. I feel like skating came into prominence in that decade. I thought you guys had a theme song. I was like, I was waiting for the theme. And there's no theme to this, right? It just best things, bro. Could be anything.
Starting point is 00:10:27 I got it all covered. I was born in the 90s. I'm going to be 42 tomorrow. Wow. You were born in the 90s. I'm a child of the 90s. You're a child of the 90s. The 90s, I thrive.
Starting point is 00:10:38 Before it began, is it true you can't Ollie because your dick's too heavy? Yeah, it's too heavy. You can't, you can't handle it. Oh, the wait. It won't get out. Yeah. Yeah, it flops down. Yeah, it's not going to work for the force.
Starting point is 00:10:51 Yeah, that's one tragedy about Joe's dong is he can't get fat air. Because if you look at Olly, the thing is, yeah, because the thing is, if you look at Joe, you're like, oh, he could probably skate. Yeah, you know. Yeah, like if the dig just wasn't so heavy, I think he would have been able to like. Give me some converse. Yeah, that's why you put him on scale and you're like, skater die. I just busted it at 20 stairs. He's got 300.
Starting point is 00:11:15 He's got a twig. Yeah. at my ass. He don't know anything about 20 stairs. Yeah, at 360, flip that. Best things from the 90s. No, I'll skate later. I got to get over. Who's going to judge this shit at the end? I'm reaching out to Aaron. I think we're just
Starting point is 00:11:31 waiting up for confirmation that he can be the big dog. Oh, he said, sure, we're good. Aaron's doing it. All right, so guys, to figure out what the draft order is, we throw out odds or evens. Are you familiar with that? Nah. All right, so just on three, throw out a one or a two. And if you're odd man out with what your number is, last pick.
Starting point is 00:11:47 Okay. Ready? Hand behind your back. Oh. One, two, three, shoot. All right, let's try. Oh, one or two. That's what I said.
Starting point is 00:11:56 So does everyone who's up one or two. Yeah, he's learned. It's the first time. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, I'm last pick. Okay. You guys are up. One, two, three, shoot.
Starting point is 00:12:06 Oh. Okay, so now it's rock paper scissors. I always win this. You don't want number one? You guys are, you guys are done. Shoot. Number one pick,
Starting point is 00:12:15 Chappelle. Yeah. What does that me you pick first oh my favorite thing yep uh my favorite thing from the 90s i'm going to oh hold on wait where's my list wait hold on wait so oh wait so first pick one okay i'm just come swinging out the gate let's go let's talk 99 whoa whoa dude great big yeah i like that i had to come swinging out the game that's sick yeah let's talk 99 are we talking corn corn that is i love that is yeah I fucking love corn
Starting point is 00:12:48 Same I don't think you understand how much I love Corn, dude I don't think anybody understands Some of them lived in Orange County, bro Yeah Jonathan Brandeck The way they get the crowd going
Starting point is 00:13:01 Dude It's like It's like nothing you've ever seen Jonathan Davis And their performance was crazy They opened up with blind That da-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da And then the crowd jumping
Starting point is 00:13:15 Yeah, Limp Biscuit. I think Jonathan Davis was talking about it. I think he said they were like, they got a little seasick because of the crowd just like jumping up. Yeah, it was like a wave of this. Yeah. People, so they were kind of like getting like motion sickness from like watching all the people jump up and down.
Starting point is 00:13:34 But Woodstock 99. I mean, obviously there's a ton of great performances from. Yeah, Limp Biscuit. Does that mean Chappelle is a 62% chance to win? Is that what it is? It's like an ESPN? What does that mean? Yeah, who's talking about it?
Starting point is 00:13:50 There's fingers up there. Live banning on a draft. Oh, yeah. Kid Rock. He comes out of fur coat. The furred coat. My name is King. The fireworks go on.
Starting point is 00:14:02 God, ball with the ball. Is that what he did? He goes, he's like, Mark Lewitzke's a whore. Bill Clinton's a motherfucking pimp. Oh, probably.
Starting point is 00:14:10 I know. Bow with Dubai. Jesus Christ. Yeah. And then ODMX had a tremendous. DMX, dude. The command that DMX had, bro. He went out there and wrecked it.
Starting point is 00:14:21 Just one dude. Chimbing Peppers, they played with this. I think Flea played with the socks on or maybe all of them did, but they did the whole like socks on the cocks. Who else? Who else was fucking, Rage Against the Machine had a killer set. Oh, Metallica. James Brown.
Starting point is 00:14:42 I think James Brown opened the fest. Did he really? Yeah, I think he might have opened the fest Do live, I think the band Live Also played Yeah, I love them I think their performance Lightning crashes
Starting point is 00:14:54 Yeah, from Perthal Horizon If you're in a little Christian rock Everything I'm Yeah He's everything you want He's everything
Starting point is 00:15:05 You're ass That was a banger, bro Ice Cube Digital Underground Fucking Offspring Offspring had a great performance Orange County
Starting point is 00:15:14 One of the coolest moments during Allspring set is Dexter gets hits with a bottle, like, fucking hard, and he never stopped playing, bro. Oh, really? Yeah, because during their set, everybody was just throwing bottles on stage, but they were, like, having so much fun with it. And then they bring out the, for the, and all the girl, like, they bring out that guy right there in the blue shirt. Oh, the pretty fly. Oh, the white guy. Yeah. He goes out and, like, does the dancing.
Starting point is 00:15:38 Underglieb and blobbing noobin. Yeah. What he was saying? Yeah. He was a king, that guy. Yeah. I got so much ass So much ass, bro
Starting point is 00:15:47 I remember He probably did, bro But he didn't have a He didn't have a dick like you Yeah I was too young Till I was like Yeah, he can't appreciate
Starting point is 00:15:57 But I mean even at nine It was an event It was like I knew it was happening I was starting to watch MTV I was like something is happening In the world Yeah I remember hearing about wild stuff
Starting point is 00:16:09 Yeah That was the stuff too You were like If I go there like I'm gonna see tits I was in like eighth grade or freshman year at that point. Yeah. I love that, dude. Lots of tits.
Starting point is 00:16:20 I remember C-O-D-S. Yeah, what's like 99. Yeah. Lots of the most, bro. Probably the most. That brings me my pick, tits. No, I'm just kidding. You are up, dude.
Starting point is 00:16:29 What are you taking? All right. My pick, I mean, you guys know I became a sports guy this year, but, you know, when I was a kid, when I was a kid, I love basketball. Right.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I love Space Jam. Oh. I love I love Michael Jordan. Oh, man. My pick is Michael Jordan and the Bulls. Yes. Wow.
Starting point is 00:16:57 What a fucking run, brother. Oh, man. Wait, so you're taking the Bulls for the... Wow. That's great. I read a pick. That was one of mine. The way he moves is, is...
Starting point is 00:17:09 You just don't see that. I love that dude's brain, bro. Yeah. That's a great. This is mentality of like wanting to be the best. Yeah. I think it's amazing. I fucks with anyone like that.
Starting point is 00:17:20 Yeah. Anyone's like, no, I'm going to be the best. I'm glad that he thought this pick because I was, I thought like the Bulls in the 90s, but I wonder if that was just like, oh,
Starting point is 00:17:29 that's just me because I'm a Chicago guy. That was out. I was like, they were everything when I was a kid. I had a space jam jersey. I remember when I was a kid, I would, uh,
Starting point is 00:17:40 in school, I would draw the Bull's logo. Yeah. What was so unique about the Bulls is like even if you didn't like basketball, it was just culture. Yeah. It was just like the American culture like honestly worldwide because everybody just fucking loved. Yeah. Michael is the most famous athlete in the world.
Starting point is 00:17:59 I mean that that was like it was yeah. Like I said, even if you didn't like basketball, like you just loved what this was. Yeah. It was like the coolest thing. That's my favorite outfit. Oh, bro, I got to run that back. I got to get that. Someone on this live chat, like, give me that outfit,
Starting point is 00:18:18 ASAP. I'm a 2x. 38 waist. I'm going to wear that. 40, depending on the fucking, you know, the material it's made out of, you know, I need that shit. Damn, wow.
Starting point is 00:18:30 That's a great pig. Yeah, I like that would have been my number one. I like that you took them second. I had a David Halberston. Because I had them up here. He said, it was if some geneticists had injected a magical solution. for super competitiveness into his DNA and he came to represent more than
Starting point is 00:18:46 any athlete of recent years, the invincible man, someone who simply refused to be defeated. And that was the vibe, dude. I was like, you watch him, you're like, he has more aura than anyone he will never lose. It was, it was just insane to see. Look at him. Wow. Coolest guy ever. He looked at him. He's just the coolest.
Starting point is 00:19:03 Yeah, that fucking, bro, that's a sick-ass outfit. I love it. Him like Ali and Connor McGregor, but Connor McGregor couldn't keep it laser-focused for him. Yeah, yeah. But they were just like, They had the laser focus. They never... No, they were just like,
Starting point is 00:19:15 this is it. I'm just dominating. He's dominating, bro. Destroying people. Love it. Like, six rings. You see him when he runs into old rivals? He'll see Larry Bird and he's like,
Starting point is 00:19:27 what's up, you fucking bitch? It's like 10 years after that grade. I don't even think six rings is the size of Joe's dick. No. Damn. No, no way. That's what's crazy about that.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Joe, you're up, dude. All right. So best strings from the 90s, what were you going to say? Quick, did you ever watch? Jordan live in Chicago? Yeah,
Starting point is 00:19:44 I'm a couple times at the United Center. Yeah, I mean, it's great. That kid's got a dong. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:19:51 it's amazing. He's like, I respected. I respect it. But mine's bigger. I was going to get a big a dick than Joe's. I took that personally.
Starting point is 00:19:59 When I saw Joe's penis, I knew I had to start working out. I started wearing weights on my dick to stretch it out. I think Chicago Stadium once, which was built before the United Center, which was built
Starting point is 00:20:09 in 94, which the first of at the United Center is actually SummerSlam. W.W. SummerSlam in 94, which was amazing. Undertaker versus Undertaker match. And then, yeah, I did see Jordan there. Oh, yeah. This is nice. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:20:31 Yeah. Yeah, it was the first event at the summer at the United Center. Yeah, pretty awesome. And it was Brett Harvest Owen Hart in the cage. That was a great match. Yeah. Those guys had great chemistry. Yeah, it was awesome. You're up, Joe. All right.
Starting point is 00:20:45 So, best of the 90s. Yeah, we're talking a little bit of fashion. So, um, what are you with Jordan we were talking? So, one of the, like when I think of the 90s, one of the things on my list,
Starting point is 00:20:59 the thing that sticks out the most is the, the 90s starter jackets. Oh. These things were absolutely legendary. They were everywhere. The starter, pullover jackets were an absolute must
Starting point is 00:21:15 have for young men. Yeah. Like, especially like that Charlotte Hornets one absolutely went hard. Uh-huh. No, not that, Jake. I'm talking about that. I'm talking the starter pullover jack. Yeah, those jackets right there. Everybody had these. Yeah, it's like what Omar Epps
Starting point is 00:21:38 is wearing in juice. When I, yeah, when I was a kid, were the thing. This was the fashion statement. The, yeah, the 90s starter pullover jackets were awesome. Like, you could put your, you could put your hat in the little pouch. It was fun to have the little pouch. Like, hey, I'm a, I'm a kangaroo a little bit. Damn.
Starting point is 00:22:01 Which one did you have? I had a Jacksonville Jaguars one. Oh, that's sick. Yeah. I feel like people just wore whatever. Yeah, it was just whatever. It was just like what looked cool. That was the thing.
Starting point is 00:22:14 There was the style of them and you're just like, hey, whatever looks cool, these are fun. Yeah, yeah, that was the one that I had, I believe, right there. It was mostly black. Yes, that one there with the teal. It's hard to point it out to Jake. Yes, that one. Do you think this might have been here like round four? Huh?
Starting point is 00:22:39 No, no, I did. I know, this is, this is at the top. No, this is a good pick. It's a great pick. All right. We're talking best of the 90s. Hey, you want to think 90s and a song? Okay, why?
Starting point is 00:22:52 What do you think this is? I mean, this is like, I mean, this is good. Like, there's a, I don't know. Is there different reference points for this? To me, this is at the top. No, I'm just buzzing. When I think of the 90s, this is up there. All right.
Starting point is 00:23:09 I'm up, dude. You know, the writer Jonathan Haidt, he talks about how we've lost our binding moral matrix. We don't have things that unite us anymore in what we believe, you know, our institutions, religion, it's all gone away. But in the 90s, we did have it.
Starting point is 00:23:22 And it came in a singular form. And that was the sitcom. Yeah, I had that on my list too. We had shows like Seinfeld and Frazier and friends. And we were all together and watching them. And they taught us the same moral code. But this was best exemplified. Yeah, I have that up there.
Starting point is 00:23:38 shows like Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Boy Meets World when we were all coming of age, we learned how to be young men from the issues that were presented on those shows. They had strong father figures that were guiding them into adolescence and adult. Always strong father figures. Huge, bro. Like Uncle Phil. You know what else they did for us? Yeah, I guess it gave us TGI Fridays, bro.
Starting point is 00:23:58 I was talking to my lady about that today. They gave us a reason to be in the house. What was the twins one? Tia and Tamara, sister sister. Sister, sister. Both. Like they gave us TGI Friday, bro. They gave us a collection of sitcoms that we can sit down as a group and all enjoy.
Starting point is 00:24:13 Even if you grew up in an abusive home, we all watched that shit together. We're like, hey, pause on the abuse. TGI Fridays. Let me just watch this new app and then start a whale. Yeah, sorry. The event, I guess this was 2000s, but Friends was an event. For me, Seinfeld was everything. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:24:35 I didn't even understand all I didn't understand it all as a kid But yeah Well that was the thing In the 90s like I didn't get it Yeah Yeah calm down big dong
Starting point is 00:24:46 Yeah first grade Too young to get the jokes First grade my teacher's like What'd you do last night? I was like I watched Seinfeld series finale Yeah Yeah you didn't get it
Starting point is 00:24:55 Yeah you didn't get it A series of the scene No that was me too I didn't like I didn't get into Seinfeld to like mid 2000 But it was a big deal Yeah I remember like my whole family
Starting point is 00:25:05 He knew it was big. He knew it was big. Huge. And then... It was huge, man. Oh, you knew who else was a good dad? Was the guy from Family Matters. Carl Winslow.
Starting point is 00:25:15 Carl Winslow was a great dad, bro. Such a solid dad, bro. Solid dad, man. You know what's crazy about that show? Also, this is another thing with sitcoms in the 90s. So two things about... What's crazy about that show is Erkel wasn't the primary thing when they created that show. Right.
Starting point is 00:25:33 But every time he came on screen, Or like in the live studio audience, the crowd would freak out. Yeah, he would go crazy. He would get a huge pop. Yeah. So then they just revolved the show around him. Yeah, they had. And this show was, uh, yeah, I can see that.
Starting point is 00:25:47 Family Matters was a spinoff from, uh, perfect strangers. The TV show Perfect Strangers because the wife's Harriet. Yeah, the wife Harriet, uh, she worked the elevator on the building or whatever. I think where Larry worked or whatever. Yeah, exactly. So family matters. Yeah, cousin Larry. Yep.
Starting point is 00:26:05 It became a spin-off and then boom. Also, another thing, hold that picture right there. Hold that picture. I'm glad you brought this up, Jake. This guy's good. You talked a lot of shit about Jake earlier, and I don't appreciate that. Yeah, who said that? So let me cook.
Starting point is 00:26:18 All right, I know this shit. So this is what they did a lot to us a lot in the 90s. So the bottom left, the sister in the bottom left, her name was Judy, right? Yeah. She was only on it for like a couple of seasons and then they just got rid of her, never said anything. and we accepted that. Yes.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah. And that's what they would do to us a lot in the 90s with TV shows, right? Where they would just like get rid of a character without saying anything. Right. And there was nothing we could do about it because there was no social media for us to complain. We couldn't mobilize. On the Family Matters Instagram page and be like, hey, where the fuck is Judy? We just had to take it.
Starting point is 00:26:54 And that's why everyone's complaining on social media now and you need to shut the fuck up, okay? Because we had to deal with that. We had to just accept that this girl was going, bro. And she became a porn star. Yeah. Did she really? She did? You'd just be at lunch at school and you guys be like, you ever noticed that the mom on fresh prints got replaced?
Starting point is 00:27:12 Yeah, and they would do that to us. You don't have any links. We just had, we just, we just, we don't want that dong rising up. But it's crazy that that's what we had to deal with. It's like, yeah, we're going to change the parents. And also later seasons, they did change the mom for family matters. The mom, the mom became a different mom. They replaced the mom on family.
Starting point is 00:27:34 Matters too? Later seasons, I don't remember that. So I remember the lady and Fresh Prince got replaced because she was beefing with Will. Right there, bro. Yep.
Starting point is 00:27:45 What the frick? I don't remember that. I do. Oh, yeah. Because I run it back with family matters all the time. Well, some of those sick guys, they get weird,
Starting point is 00:27:53 like home improvement family. There's one like everybody's like buff and like, like they have like beer fat on their face. Right. Once everybody gets like bloated. It's like, all right.
Starting point is 00:28:05 One of the sons from home improvement. Hey, you're not innocent. He's in a lot of trouble. He's in a lot of trouble. Which one? The oldest one. The blonde one? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:12 The kind of heart-throbby one? Yeah. He was great on that show. Yeah, that one. He's been in a lot of trouble. It's like, domestic abuse, huh? Hey. Hey, is that our boy Jonathan Tyler Thomas?
Starting point is 00:28:21 Yeah. Is that what he looks like that? He was killer on that. Wait, do I also, I want to be great to hear. Do I also get saved by the bell? Do I get that in my sitcoms or no? Yeah, of course. Bro.
Starting point is 00:28:32 I mean, that's a fat hall. That's a huge... You got beef with it? A little bit, but I mean, what can we do? Yeah. Well, I mean, the thing about this topic is it's like, do I have to pick one show? Well, that's what's weird about this topic. It's like how specific...
Starting point is 00:28:49 Maybe that's what I got to do. Yeah, it's like how specific do you have to be. Yeah, I don't know. I guess it's up to Aaron. He's the almighty. But here's the thing, here's the thing. Do you remember that bootleg version of Saved by the Bell? I think that's a fair criticism.
Starting point is 00:29:01 You know what I'm picturing when I say sitcoms from the night. There's like a kind of quintessential vibe to it. There are groups. I think maybe you've got to pick a group. Yeah. Yeah, I think you got to kind of narrow it down. If I'm being out of it. Fucking shit, fuck.
Starting point is 00:29:15 I guess I would go TG. If I do have to pair it down, I'll go TGIF. But if I'm allowed to keep it as is, I'll just go sitcoms. I mean, I think you just keep it as sitcoms. Yeah, I don't know. Do you guys remember that bootleg version of Say by the Bell called California Dreams? Of course, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:30 With the guy who drove the motorcycle, he was a great character. Yeah. That was a great show. I was a completeist. I was watching everything. I remember one girl on the show. I watched California trains. Didn't like her boyfriend because he was always on time.
Starting point is 00:29:41 And then they go, hey, Max is finally late. And she's like, I told him the party started 915 and then he walked in. Yeah. Yeah. It was a good. Oh, you know, okay. Memory? That was a good.
Starting point is 00:29:48 What about the French show where they're going to fucking boarding school in France? What is all in their little dormitory. I didn't see that. Oh, yeah. I'm about the one on the cruise shit. I know what you're talking about. UPN, baby. Damn.
Starting point is 00:30:03 I was staying home all the time. And this was before I started swacking. You know what? I think you can just take sitcoms. We've talked about them all. Yeah, sitcoms is fine. Sitcoms is fine.
Starting point is 00:30:15 All right, I got one right here. Oh, so yeah, you have another pick coming on. I go back to about snakes, so you're not up for another four picks. It's a tough spot. Okay, no worries. I'm having fun. You know what? Right here, I'm going to go.
Starting point is 00:30:33 it's tough you guys took a lot of my first picks I gotta be real I gotta go with Best things from the 90s Don't forget I'm gonna go with It's kind of similar
Starting point is 00:30:53 But I'm gonna do it I think I gotta go with MTV Oh Yeah I mean Yeah you could do that Yeah you could do that But also MTV started in the 80s It started in the 80s
Starting point is 00:31:12 But I mean I'm talking about the 90s one Like real world Spring break MTV in the 90s dude Beavis and blood constant boner
Starting point is 00:31:22 or like celebrity death match Celebrity death match Yeah There's one person I remember From the real world He was like A character that I just always thought about Remember that guy puck
Starting point is 00:31:33 Oh he's the greatest Yeah From Seattle Was he from Seattle? Yeah Dude he looks He looks just like Oh no San Francisco
Starting point is 00:31:40 Sorry Yeah that guy puck His most legendary moment was there was Pedro who was this gay guy who had AIDS and he was like the first dude with AIDS on reality TV. Yeah. And he was like really helping get the cause out there. And the puck was on his way out from the house
Starting point is 00:31:54 because he was such a freaking loon. They kicked him out, right? Yeah. And then Pedro's like, he's talking to cameras like, look, I'm making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Puck walks in, picks his nose, sticks both of his fingers into my peanut butter. And takes him by it.
Starting point is 00:32:09 They have it all on camera. And then they all can front puck and he's just yelling at everybody. He was a lot one. Yeah, but great, great. Dude, so early real world was like anthropological. It was sick. Like, you really learned about people.
Starting point is 00:32:21 And he does look like he would have been in a offspring video. And dude, it was good too. They'd get like, they'd get black people on there with like really like hillbilly whites. And you'd have some real great confrontation. Do you remember when that black dude slapped that girl for calling him gay? He slapped Irish bro in Seattle. And meanwhile, he actually ended up being gay. He'd been up being gay.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Bro came out. He was just frustrated. She goes, she goes, we could never be together, David. He's like, why she's like, because you're gay. That's New Orleans. This guy was awesome.
Starting point is 00:32:50 Wait, do you remember that guy? That's the guy that's, come on, my baby. Come on be my baby tonight. You know that song. Of course. That was one of the best stuff.
Starting point is 00:32:57 They were doing the, the talent show. Public Access TV show. Yes, that's what it was. And he did his own segment and it was. Come on me, my baby. He was jacked.
Starting point is 00:33:06 Dave Chappelle had him on a show one time. David had violence. But the guy who slapped an Irish, he had real violence issues because he spit on Puck when they did a challenge. Yeah. Shepal, we're very similar. We're watching a lot of the same stuff.
Starting point is 00:33:19 I know, right? TRO, all time. But another great moment. I mean, MTV's spring break. The greatest. Yeah. I mean, Fredgers, you're ready to blow this boat up?
Starting point is 00:33:30 Oh, yeah, bro. What the fuck? I forgot about that. Dude, the way he's so cool. He's so naturalized. He's like, you're ready to blow this boat up and just blows him. What the fuck?
Starting point is 00:33:42 I forgot about the boat blowing up, bro. Wow. Yeah, 99 was a great year because that's when like the corn and the limp biscuit, they were going hard at it. New metal was hitting. And then, you know, we had grunge on MTV in the mid-90s and then all the hip-hop stuff too. Yeah. I remember growing up when P. Diddy was cool.
Starting point is 00:34:01 Like, you remember Mo Moneymoe problems and like the flashy jackets? That video was amazing. The aesthetic was insane. The video was amazing. It was so cool. I mean, Brittany Spears on. TRL when that first came out, dude. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:15 And I legit thought being an MTV VJ was the coolest job you could have. What was it? Yeah, it seemed amazing. Carson? No, there's a weird dude that became... Jesse. Jesse. Yeah, he looked all crazy.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Jesse and Dave Holmes was another guy. He was cool. Dude, the best, though? Kurt Loder. He was the most prestigious. Kurt Loder's the man. Kurt Loder with the news. And then, look at him.
Starting point is 00:34:37 Yeah, yeah, the news. Also, bro, he was a lot older when he was doing that shit. He was the elder statesman He was like an elder Like doing that shit Kurt Loder Man TRL in late 99 Was every day I get home from school
Starting point is 00:34:52 And I just be like dude please Like when corn beat backstreet boys for number one With freak on a leash Oh man What? Oh waiting for tonight J-Lo yeah Yeah waiting for tonight You remember one actually it's not gonna say it
Starting point is 00:35:06 And MTV just shuttered its doors It's over I know Yeah they just Once they cancel ridiculousness they were like, we don't have anything. They don't have nothing. I gave me some ridiculousness
Starting point is 00:35:15 like 30 seasons. And it was 20 out of the 24 time slots. And Rob Deerdeck's like, I'm manifesting this. I'm trying to become a billionaire. My neighbor was one of the producers on it. I haven't talked to him about it. Yeah, but I'm always like, I saw him like a couple days after I was like, I love you, dog.
Starting point is 00:35:30 Rob Deerdeck got heard him on the podcast. He's like, here's what I do. I've scheduled my day. I shoot 10 episodes of ridiculousness in one day. Yeah. You're like, oh my God. You're like, bro, chill. Yeah, yeah.
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Starting point is 00:39:04 I mean I have some love the 90s and to me this is the decade when the, to me this is the greatest music that was ever made and this is the grunge era of music. Yeah, yeah. These are my favorite
Starting point is 00:39:21 bands. To me, this is the greatest music ever made and I believe the grunge music of the 90s. That's a fair one, bro. And I put them there and I'm glad I got them here at pick number six. Huge peels.
Starting point is 00:39:37 To me, this is... It sits within Joe's Panty! To me, Chris Cornell is the greatest singer. Oh, he's incredible. There's no better voice. I miss that, man. I absolutely love that, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:54 He was such a sex symbol, bro. Look at that. Dude, it's crazy how good looking he was. He's my favorite singer of all time. He's cut. He was cut. He was cut. He's got the eyes, bro.
Starting point is 00:40:05 This man, I'll share. had a tear sometimes when I listened to him sing. To be that hot and that talented and that sad it's a profound person. I went to like his like one year memorial service at Hollywood Forever. Yeah. Oh yeah every every rock star was there bro.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Yeah yeah it was crazy. I couldn't like because I thought I didn't know what was going to I mean I didn't I just assumed also I lived close to it so I just walked over there and then I was like man I fucking love Chris Cornell Yeah yeah I absolutely love the man Star was there bro. Yeah he can do it he can do it he's done a version of patience by guns and roses
Starting point is 00:40:41 that is absolutely phenomenal that he does. Yeah, he had those acoustic sets that were just fucking killer. Yeah, when he does nothing compares to you. Yeah. Yeah. Unbelievable pipes. When I think of the 90s grunge, yeah, this
Starting point is 00:40:57 is a strong one, man. This defines my childhood. Yeah, we got to talk to one. So, Nirvana too, smashing Pearl Jam, Pearl Jam, yeah. Allison Chains. Yeah. Stone Temple Pilots. Some tip of pilots. Like plush. All those music videos are like imprinted in my head.
Starting point is 00:41:11 If you want some decups, there's mud, mud honey. Well, the Melvin's gross. No, the Melvins weren't gross. The lemons or whatever was their name? Yeah. Dude, for all of that to pop out of Seattle too at that same time. Bush was great. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Dude, Bush is like super underrated. Bush is great. Yes. Also, they had to follow, I think, lip biscuit after like everything. and they had to like, no, no, they had to follow corn. Oh, wow. They had to follow corn's performance.
Starting point is 00:41:42 Is the lead singer Gorillas? Gabbynard Rosdale? No, not Gorillas. That's the guy from Blur. Yeah, that's, sorry. Which I didn't know until we saw them at the, I had no idea. At the Vegas Festival. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:55 Have you seen the guerrillas live? I haven't seen the guerrilla's live. They're incredible. He's awesome. Yeah, he's talented in Alburn. He's phenomenal. Yeah. Well, I can't speak too high, you know, too strong of pro because I'm going to
Starting point is 00:42:06 Oasis fan, but it could be coming up, dude. I love blur. You know, I've been trying, I didn't pick them at a deference to you. Yeah. Thank you. All right, Chad, you're up, dude. All right. This pick is going to blow you guys away.
Starting point is 00:42:19 I mean, this is how I spent all my time. It's a summer. You have fungicules. Nighttime comes around. What do you all do? You get on Nintendo 64. Oh, good, dude. Yeah, I have, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:31 It's an elite gaming console. I think it's the top one. Yeah. It's the top video game console of all time. You got Golden Night Mario Kart. I think I had them next. Super Mario 64. Star Fox.
Starting point is 00:42:45 Smash brothers. Turek. Smash Bros. Turek, dude. I love that game. It's so good. Just hunting dinosaurs? It was scary, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:54 It was tough to learn. Some games were tough to learn. You know, I'm just spending about a week on this thing. You know what's crazy is the younger generation today doesn't have an idea what it was like to go. Oh, yeah? They don't know what? They don't know that sound. Get the dust out of your ass.
Starting point is 00:43:10 When that bitch was not working, bro, you hit some couple blows. And you're like, blow the carch. Someone said blow the cartridge, yes. Play his odd job. Yeah, dude. Yeah, okay, you're playing Golden Eye and Zina, is that her name?
Starting point is 00:43:26 Zena comes along and you just start, you know, jacking up. She's like, she sounds hot. She sounds hot. She dressed in black or something. I think 164 was the biggest leap forward from like console to console. Yeah, they took a leap. Oh, dude.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Oh, man. But I'm talking about... South Lel Zia, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it was first time. Yeah, there's a big control. This could also be picked. It was buttons underneath. You could like, blil-l-l-l-l-l-lop.
Starting point is 00:43:51 Oh, the Z button, bro. Oh, dude, Wayne Gretzky hockey on N-64? The Z button, also known as the vagina. Great. Dude, wrestling games are fine. Yeah. Create my own player. NFL Blitz.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Yeah. And Lepel Blitz. There's the thing. I still respect the graphics Yeah Yeah I still respect the graphics Video game should have stayed here
Starting point is 00:44:11 Blitz was crazy bro Yeah Blitz was a crazy game He's tackled the rap I'm sorry 1080 snow ring Great game Silver border
Starting point is 00:44:20 And wave runner and shit Oh wave runner Or wave runner Or wave race That was one of the other Is Kelly Slaters God I'm getting hard 64
Starting point is 00:44:28 I think that was the next one Yeah Wair race There it is Damn What a great game and Super Mario you just like running around that castle
Starting point is 00:44:37 you've got a very strong list brother I can't believe I got N64 man good start Mario tennis that's what we play that's what we got three more picks to blow it we'll see what happens
Starting point is 00:44:52 I mean you gotta finish the giraffe you got to finish the draft you got to finish you got two picks now Chappelle oh man I'm tough also I have to leave by 930s is that okay
Starting point is 00:45:01 yeah we'll have you back on again You're the perfect energy for this. Thank you, man. I try to be good energy because I always get weird doing podcasts because I know people are like particular about who they, who people invite. Oh, like the listeners are always like, dude, they didn't match the vibe. Yeah. And I'm like, and meanwhile, it's your friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:21 It's like, hey, man, this guy's my friend. Let's see. Okay, man. So my next pick would be the movie Tombstone. Dude, what a pit, bro! What a bizarre fire on the money pick, dude. Just a straight-up movie Toonstone. That was the pick, dude.
Starting point is 00:45:42 One of the top things of the 90s. It was a killer cast, R-IP Val Kilmer, R-I-P Bill Paxton, you know, Kurt Russell. Sam Elliott somehow still kicking, dude. And Sam Elliott looks the exact same today. I don't know how he does it. But that movie is like, if I'm taking it, I'm, if I'm L-A-X to J-F-K, bro, Tombstone.
Starting point is 00:46:08 Wow. Tombstone in it, bro. I mean, Val Kilmer should have won a fucking Oscar for his damn performance as Doc Holliday, because he kills it in every sort of way. He makes you believe. The whole shit is just, I think it came out like 93 or 95, whatever. I can't remember. Yeah, this is 93.
Starting point is 00:46:31 93, but not even just Val. Kyle Kim we're killing it. I think everybody's surrounding. Dude, the bad guys, Powers Booth and Mike DeVo? Yeah. Johnny Ringo?
Starting point is 00:46:41 Incredible. Like, you got to give credit to those guys because if those guys didn't, you know, really play their parts so well,
Starting point is 00:46:49 like it is just, I mean. Yeah, if they don't have the menace, there's no tension there. There's no tension there, bro. Do you know the backstory where the director,
Starting point is 00:46:57 I guess, kind of like, flamed out during production and they think Kurt Russell finished directing it. He did. He finished it. And it was kind of,
Starting point is 00:47:03 of a mess of movie. Everyone thought Wyatt Earp with Kevin Costner and Dennis Quaid was going to be the big Western of the year.
Starting point is 00:47:10 They're like that's going to be the good one. Tombstones like the little stepchild and then it comes out and everyone's like dude
Starting point is 00:47:14 is the best movie that's everything. Yeah. And that's amazing bro. Yeah. And dude, I'm telling you
Starting point is 00:47:19 like in that movie and I like western's man and like that movie holds up today. The fact that I can still watch
Starting point is 00:47:25 it and quote it like crazy I mean one of the more famous scenes is the shootout between Doc Holliday and Johnny Ringo
Starting point is 00:47:31 and just just every word I was just joking I was just fooling about I wasn't you know beautiful like
Starting point is 00:47:41 oh gosh you're a daisy if you do you know fucking yeah and the way he shoots him in the head he doesn't go down right away
Starting point is 00:47:48 he's like yeah yeah in Val Kimmer's character is like come on come on come on
Starting point is 00:47:53 come on come on my next pick is oh yeah he's got another yeah I got one more
Starting point is 00:47:59 my next pick both Thugs and Harmony Crossroads. Oh, wow. You gotta give it to Chappelle. I love the specific pic. This is so good. And I'll tell you what, yeah, what a fucking legendary song.
Starting point is 00:48:15 I mean, yeah, this song. Dude, you know what's so funny about these two picks I just did? They're not even on my list, but you guys are killing it so hard that I'm like, I have to come win it, bro. When you hit Nintendo 64, I'm like, fuck. No, the specificity is amazing, dude. I mean, Chats next picks the biggest pick in the draft.
Starting point is 00:48:32 This song... This is the biggest pick coming up. Not only is it like one of the saddest songs, but everybody listened to it as if it was a banger. Yeah. You know, like it was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:48:41 this that clubbanger plug. Bro, play that crossroads. And I'm going to miss everybody. And I'm going to miss it. Bro. Everyone quoting, I'm going to miss everybody.
Starting point is 00:48:50 Uncle Charles. Right. Bro. No, yeah. So you're saying like what... Phenomenal. There's never been like such a sensitive anthem before.
Starting point is 00:48:58 It's a sensitive anthem and people like go crazy for it. And like, the music video is. It was terrifying, by the way. Yeah, and yeah. But you loved it. It's all dark. It's a dark video, but you loved it, man.
Starting point is 00:49:10 Yeah. Beautiful song. Yes. Yeah, this song is like, You won't be lonely. Also, it was, like, yeah, it was fucking, there's that Uncle Charles picture right down there. Scroll down a little bit.
Starting point is 00:49:21 Yeah, it's like soulless eyes. Yeah, those soul's right there, bro. That scene fucked up everybody, but we're all like, and we pray, and we pray. And we pray every day. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Do you think they don't get enough? Bone thongs. Are they remembered enough, bone thugs? I don't know. Yeah, I think so. I think they get a lot of love. I think so, but yeah, they might still be underrated. They deserve their flowers.
Starting point is 00:49:43 I know it's not canon, but like ghetto cowboy, incredible song. That's another great song. You're a Western guy. And then what's the one with Biggie where Biggie like out busy's busy bone? Biggie, Biggie. Yeah. That song's phenomenal. Yeah, notorious thugs.
Starting point is 00:49:57 Yeah. There it is. Chappelle is just bringing it, dude. You guys are making me work You're like, it's competition, baby It's competition, bro. I like what's going on I had the dumbest shit ever, I was like climbing trees
Starting point is 00:50:10 That's good That's good That's fun man Okay, never mind Maybe I'll use it later I'm fucking Climbing trees is The best
Starting point is 00:50:22 It's so fun I was just think of the things I was doing All the time Yeah That's a good And do you have the one front Who was like Amazing because I had like
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Starting point is 00:53:08 I mean, this is... Yeah, I think of it. I have to come out with some heat. And I got to go with something that changed my life, that changed a movie that, like, you know... It's something I just couldn't stop watching. It was the coolest thing I've ever seen at the time. I'm going with The Matrix.
Starting point is 00:53:24 Oh, okay. Yeah, all right. Yeah. Nice one, brother. All right. straight up the Matrix. The Matrix. I mean, I mean,
Starting point is 00:53:32 dodging bullets, the lobby scene. I mean, I was in my pool doing Matrix moves all the time. I'd go in a pool and I'd just do flips and shit.
Starting point is 00:53:43 Yeah, and I was sitting here like, you think climbing trees was gonna work, guys? Like, fucking eight. No, I could.
Starting point is 00:53:49 I mean. I mean, you guys would have all these killer pins. The best thing from the 90s tough. Matrix 2 is ahead of its time. I mean, it's,
Starting point is 00:53:56 dude, honestly, yeah. Yeah. Matrix 2? Simulation. Matrix, no, not Matrix 2. Oh, but Matrix itself was ahead of its time.
Starting point is 00:54:05 For sure. You got a very solid point on that. I think it was 98. And like AI too and all that stuff. AI simulation theory. And the style of it. Like the dress. The phone, the slide phone.
Starting point is 00:54:17 Yeah. Carrie Ann Moss, babe. You know, you want the bone trinity. Yeah, I like her with her pale skin. Somehow it works. Oh my God Usually you don't like them that pale So you know with the dog
Starting point is 00:54:34 With the dog that big You can say whatever you work Bro Cyberpunk That's the aesthetic She's hotter than the hell Dude this God
Starting point is 00:54:41 Yeah Bro Big move Or when Neo Okay when Neo gets slammed Against the like subway Um A pylon or something
Starting point is 00:54:49 Then he's like You think he's down And he gets back up And he goes Yeah And the sound effect They hit it with All the dust comes off
Starting point is 00:54:58 Oh, damn, bro. You guys are killing it with it. And cemented Keanu too. That was like his first like highbrow actually. Yeah. I like rad. I mean, the dojo scene.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Oh, my goodness. So sick. Yeah. Pick 11. Oh, dude, Lawrence Fish for an amazing in it. Are you doing 20? Five graphs?
Starting point is 00:55:15 I think we'll cut it at four actually. Well, we'll see how we're, I think we have time. All right. We'll go five. We'll go five. Because we're on round. We're in the, we're almost done with three. We're almost done with three.
Starting point is 00:55:27 Joe, all right. So this was a huge. part of my childhood. When I think of the 90s, I think of Nickelodeon. Yeah. I think of the Nickelodeon shows. Yep.
Starting point is 00:55:37 All right. This is what it's all about in the 90s. Hey, dude. Uh, double dare. Salute your shorts. Nickelodeon guts. Uh, uh,
Starting point is 00:55:49 Temple of the, what is it? Legions of the Hidden Temple or whatever. All those 90s, uh, you know, all that, all, all these. 90s Nickelodeon
Starting point is 00:56:00 was phenomenal. We couldn't turn it off. Are you afraid of the dark? Yeah, I am. Yeah, I am. They shot all those game shows in Orlando, and I would have given my life. I was like, dude, what do I have to do
Starting point is 00:56:15 to get on one of these shows? Yeah, I wanted to be slimed. Yeah, I wanted to be creamed. Yeah, I wanted to be creamed. Yeah, I wanted to be everything. Rugrats. Yeah. Nickelodeon in the night.
Starting point is 00:56:26 I've got to be honest with you guys. Nineties, Nickelodeon. Nicolodeon guy? I didn't grow up watching a lot of this stuff. Bullshit. What are you watching? Like when people talk to me about Doug, I go, I don't watch that show. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:40 You didn't watch kid shows? And someone, and my best friend, my best friend Tommy, shout out Tommy. He was like, you would love the TV show, Doug. He goes, you should watch it now. He goes because he would journal. Because my biggest thing is journaling. I journal a lot. Yeah, he would journal.
Starting point is 00:56:53 And I didn't know that. And so we started watching episodes at his house. And I was like, oh, bro. I would have loved this. Yeah, I would love this. You missed out on the rock. I love Nickelodeon, man. Everything, Nickelodeon.
Starting point is 00:57:07 What did you think of rocket power? That, I don't know the rocket power. Oh, man, rock, I would try to get up early to watch Rocket Power. Rocket Power. Like, I was like, Rocket Power, but come on, 7030. Great aesthetic. That's a great pick, Joe. I mean, it was emblematic of our lives.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Yeah. Getting slime, dude. Oh, yeah. Damn. All right. I got two picks here Yeah, you got There are two pins
Starting point is 00:57:31 And I know what I'm doing And I think one pick's gonna hit And the other one's not But wait for the explanation Yeah, you got a time chances here Next up I'm going Steroid baseball Dude, great pick
Starting point is 00:57:45 Dude Hey gotta give me that one though This shit was fucking amazing Steroid baseball McGuire and Sosa that summer Just steroid baseball And it was across the board
Starting point is 00:57:57 You had guys like Well, I mean, it was exciting. Look at, dude, look at McGuire, bro. I mean, you can't deny it was exciting. They looked incredible. Look, yeah, top left, top left. These monsters, dude. Maguire.
Starting point is 00:58:08 Right, baseball. 70 for McGuire, 66 for Sosa. And like everyone, like Juan Gonzalez, Raphael Palmero, Jeff Bagwell. Yeah. Just monsters everywhere. Brady Anderson was like a lean runner. Then he comes back one year with 30 pounds and just rock on it.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Yeah, what a piece of shit. Did McGuire win a homeroom derby? I think so, yeah. They battled. And I mean, the bat looked so small in McGuire's hands. Let me tell you,
Starting point is 00:58:31 let me tell you something. That was a cool thing about the 90s is that like, I didn't even fuck with sports that heavy, but I just like knew and it's like, there was the thing you watch. It was just so culture. It captured the psych guys.
Starting point is 00:58:42 Yeah, exactly. And it's like, it was just like a vibe and everything about it was like dope, you know? Kenny Powers, he was dope. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:52 It was amazing. And, and you know, it was, it kind of, it did suck when we realized they were all on steroids. and they had to go on trial and like they all got kind of shamed
Starting point is 00:59:00 because like in the moment they played it as just so pure like American Express would be like breaking the home run record priceless. Remember those commercials? Yeah. And it was like,
Starting point is 00:59:08 and I remember my friend's mom was like, it is priceless. Like it just really, and it was after the strike so baseball was kind of down. And then all this negative shit was happening. This like was like this bind, like bonding thing.
Starting point is 00:59:21 And then the way Sosa and McGuire treated each other. Like Sosa was such a good sport about it. Like after McGuire broke it, they went up and like punched each other all buff. It was the coolest thing ever. Wow.
Starting point is 00:59:31 That's amazing. It was mostly associated to. You brought the personality to it. So my thing is this is like everybody was doing it, right? Yeah. So then the only guys that got like ridiculed for it were the ones that were like killing it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:46 If you were just like a mediocre dude on steroids. Honestly, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard. Pretty much. It doesn't make any sense. It's like, hey, everyone is doing it. And these guys happen to be killing it pretty fucking hard. But I'm like, that does. show that they are talented, right?
Starting point is 01:00:00 Because it's like anybody can take a steroid, but they're not going to be that shit on it. Well, that's what people say about Barry Bonds is like people think he started doing steroids right at the end of the 90s and they're like, if you take the first half of his career, he's a Hall of Famer. Like he won like six gold gloves, three MVP's. It's like he was a stud no matter what. But then there's guys like who weren't that good and then they did roids and like Ken Ken Caminader or Brett Boone.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Like they did get a lot better after they sauced. But yeah, it was awesome. It was a great time to be alive. All right. With my next pick, I watched the documentary today. I would say this is like the flip side of the Woodstock 99 coin. I'm going with Lilith Fair. Wow.
Starting point is 01:00:36 So if you guys know what this is, the 90s were the fucking... Wait for the explanation. What does that mean again? Lilith Fair, dude, look it up, dude. This is going to be tough sledding in the current confines. Lilith Fair was taking advantage of something in the 90s that was so beautiful and specific. the greatest female singer-songwriter, Sarah McLaughlin, Paula Cole,
Starting point is 01:00:59 Natalie Merchant, the Indigo Girls, Jewel, and then Sarah McLaughlin, they went up my ass. The festivals and the radio. I'm bombing here. Dude.
Starting point is 01:01:11 No, yeah. The radio and the festivals, they never put chicks together. So then Sarah McLaughlin brought all the chicks together. He was like, we're going to tour the country. And the sincerity and the love, And the talent, dude, it works because of the talent.
Starting point is 01:01:27 All these chicks have some of the best songs of all time. Meredith Brooks, I'm a bitch, dude. It's not a DEI pick. I'm telling you, listen to the music. Tracy Chapman was there. And Sarah McLaughlin got a lot of critics, and she just kept building a bigger tag. Yeah, they're all great. Everyone who went to it, loved it.
Starting point is 01:01:43 And it was just a very special moment. We haven't had this kind of singer-songwriter moment from the gals before or after. It was just a huge cluster of talent. All right, I'm done. Sorry, I protest too much, but I'm a bitch, it's a good song. It's amazing. I like it.
Starting point is 01:01:58 No, or Jewel, dude? Jewel's a bit. I'm trying to find some songs that will resonate right now with y'all. Come on, dude. I have Sarah McLaughlin, man. Oh, and Cheryl Crow. Yeah, Cheryl's great. Come on.
Starting point is 01:02:13 Joe, what do you think? Of what? Yeah, no, I mean, I like, I mean, I like all those. I mean, they're great artists, these women. And by the way. But I don't know. if uh now i'm cooking what's lilith fair named after who's lilith i don't know do you know no do you know your old uh adjacent christian mythology uh lilith is adam's first wife before eve
Starting point is 01:02:38 oh made of this made of the same material as adam but he didn't want to treat her as an equal so she left the garden and never heard of that and found her own space never heard of that wow yep dude how you like that brother I didn't read about that in the Bible. Yeah, that was amazing. All right. Is it my turn? No, it's my turn.
Starting point is 01:03:01 It's time for me to take this home. So with the 14th pick in the draft in the 90s, I'm going to go with 90s snacks. Yes, it's a great pick, dude. Okay, 90s snacks. The delivery on it. Do you want to eat nuts? You want to talk like gushers? you want to talk like fruit by the foot
Starting point is 01:03:25 Dunkeroo's Dunkeroo's Capri Sun Cupree sauce Yeah Teddy Teddy grams And I don't know if you
Starting point is 01:03:32 Get Lunchables 90s snacks We're insane The vending machine Oh my god I wanted to go to the vending machine Every day
Starting point is 01:03:43 Sick this is a fucking Oh dude the Bugles Bugles And I was because It was before the healthy food Revolution Yeah
Starting point is 01:03:50 We all just ate it Soda. Soda was insane in the 90s. Soda was so good. Surge, bro. We were so big. Or was it sobi? Sobe? That drink.
Starting point is 01:04:02 Oh, yeah. That was big when it came on the scene because he had a big bottle. But yeah, snacks in the 90s, it was great. Yeah, that drink right there. It was before anybody was like, oh, worry about how bad it is or whatever. And Celsius and coffee kind of knocked it off the shelf. But at that time, it was like, this is how we get juiced inject. It's how you get juiced in jack.
Starting point is 01:04:21 It's how you get juiced in jack, bro. They should have never gave us. Surge, bro. Fruit by the foot. It peaked too much. No, I'm just saying like, we were too crazy on Serge, man. We wanted to match the energy of that fucking can,
Starting point is 01:04:33 bro. Dude, what about when you get the pack of chips that had every kind of chip in it? You had the fritos, the Doritos, the Cheetos. All in the same pack. This isn't, this isn't, I had technically snacks, but Pizzerias.
Starting point is 01:04:45 Cheap Taco Bell. Cheap Taco Bell, man. Yeah. Dude. It doesn't get better than that. And dine in Pizza Hut. with the salad bar. Oh yeah,
Starting point is 01:04:55 the round table. Oh, round table was the good video games. And also, and also fast food restaurants used to like have movie themes. My favorite was
Starting point is 01:05:06 Taco Bell had the Batman where it was like the Ice Man where, yeah. I remember this exactly. I was so psyched. Yeah, and they always did like special cups or something.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Yeah. The promotional shit was insane. It was so motivating. Yeah. This is a good one, Joe. And you know, dude, also, What happened to Pepsi?
Starting point is 01:05:24 Yeah. No one wants a Pepsi anymore. No one drinks. And Pepsi used to be right there with Coca-Cola. It was a legit fight. They really muffed up. Damn. They always had a nice look.
Starting point is 01:05:34 It was like very Andre Agassi-coded. Do you think it was the Kendall Jenner commercial? Oh, is that her when she was like trying to be able to be a L-A-L-S. Yeah. Look at that. My buddy wrote that commercial. No, I'm kidding. Solid right.
Starting point is 01:05:49 That's a great pick, Joe. Dunker-Rooz. Yeah. Oh, Shmold Daddy's in the chat. Yeah, we didn't even know lunchebles were bad for us. I thought they were healthy. Oh, yeah. Is that sandwich?
Starting point is 01:06:00 All right. I'm about to, is my pick? Yeah, I'm about to seal the deal. I can't believe this is still on the table. I mean, this is, this is the 90s. I'm going with rap beefs. Rap beefs? That is so well said.
Starting point is 01:06:14 That is so well said. I like the way you did that. Rap beefs. There's a lot of them. And you crystallized it exactly what was most interesting. Too bad. Tupac Biggie Incredible
Starting point is 01:06:24 Mutang For everyone Nas JZ Nas JZ Ice Cube versus NWA O yeah Vaseline
Starting point is 01:06:34 Yeah It's fucking Oh hello Cool J And Who was that The guy His name's a C
Starting point is 01:06:41 Like cannibal or something like that What is that Cannabis Cannabis But is that Best of the 90s Yeah Dude
Starting point is 01:06:47 Brackbies were Bro I mean Even if it was Just Biggie and Tupac. That was culturally defining. And then
Starting point is 01:06:54 it's like 9,000 documentaries. You always reference this moment, Snoop at the Source Awards. Yeah. He's like, you guys... Y'all got a love for the last school. You don't think we know where the fuck we had. He's got like the Native American stick in his hand. Yeah, they got the blue, the fucking blue crib bandana on his fucking stuff. Rap befs in the knives
Starting point is 01:07:11 were, they're far better than any other beef that has happened since then. Yeah. The beats nowadays you're like, ah, weak. It's like machine gun and Kelly and Eminem and M and you're like, all right, bro. Well, they're just being rude to each other. Back then, like, dudes were getting the shit kicked down. Jumped and stabbed at award shows. The stakes were high.
Starting point is 01:07:27 Yes, dude. So I said, y'all ain't got no love for the West Coast. Incredible. Dude, the energy of it. The energy was wild, bro. The producer all in the video. Yeah, Shug Night. To me, like, when I was growing up, I was like, Shugnight's probably the most
Starting point is 01:07:43 intimidating person I've ever seen. Yeah. Like, just jacked fucking trapped. He was huge, dude. He was filling out his polo. Yeah, he's huge. And all the guys he rolled with were like just. this big, like his other bodyguards were
Starting point is 01:07:53 just as fucking huge, bro. And they won music by beating people up, which was really impressive. Everyone was taking sides, too. Even, like, this is, this isn't 90s, but when 50 cents started shitting on Jarl rule, oh yeah. Everyone.
Starting point is 01:08:09 Everyone. Even my parents were like, fuck Jarl rule. Yeah. Yeah, because it makes it winner a loser. Like, if you lose the rap beef, you are permanently hurt. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:21 Yeah, it was great. That's a great pick, man. Great pick. Yeah, that's awesome. Chappelle, you're up with two. Chappelle, you have two. We got 10 minutes left. And these are your last two.
Starting point is 01:08:28 Okay. So I'm going to go with, I think I'm a fucking seal the deal. Let's see. The movie Rookie of the Year. You know? Funky butt love it. I was like, funky butt love it, bro. Okay, that movie made me believe.
Starting point is 01:08:47 I'm like, bro, we could do that? Like, yo, someone fucking. on my arm right now, dog. So I could become a picture for the Diamondbacks, bro. This kid, do you know who that is? Oh, he's from American Pie? That's Kevin.
Starting point is 01:09:00 That's Kevin? That's Kevin? Thomasian Nicholas. Oh, my God. Yeah, he's the dude from American Pie. So here's my thing, though. And look, this is a great movie. But I was always a little Big League guy.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Yeah. Do you remember that one where the kid runs the twins? Never mind. Wait, Big League? Little Big League. When the kid becomes the manager of the twins. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, dude, they have angels in the outfield.
Starting point is 01:09:25 Great one with JGL baby. Well, see, with this pick, you could say the kid sports movies. Kids sports movies. All the big green. And then you encapsulate all these movies. Okay, I'll do that. I'll do that. Yeah, let's give them kids sports movies.
Starting point is 01:09:39 You're welcome for the coaching because that was going to be my last kick, so I'm giving it to you. Yeah, don't. Unless you want to go specifically with Rookie of the Year, I'll challenge you with another movie. I mean, fucking little giants, bro. Oh, and then he gets mighty ducks too? Mighty ducks? Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:09:58 It's Sandlot 90s, of course, bro. Right there. It's a big kid. Little Giants was dope. That was going to be my... That's the best one. First of all. That was going to be my last pick.
Starting point is 01:10:08 You know who looks like the girl and Little Giants? Icebox and whatever in there? Audrey Stewart. Yes. Yes. Kind of similar energy. Yeah. Oh, we got to get Audrey on here.
Starting point is 01:10:19 Audrey's icebox. That's Audrey Stewart, bro. That's hilarious. That's Audrey Stewart. It is Audrey Stewart. Yeah. And you know what's her boyfriend.
Starting point is 01:10:28 Her boyfriend, Sam, kind of looks like Devin Sawa. Yeah. Good call. There are those two. Dude, 90s kids' kids' sports movies were fucking dope, bro. Yeah, that was my last pick.
Starting point is 01:10:40 They were amazing. Thanks. A-hole. That was a great pick. All right. All right. This one, I don't know how it's going to top,
Starting point is 01:10:48 but it's one thing I always thought about from the 90s is the Jamariqui video virtual insanity Bro, get out of you. The technology in that video, bro. Yeah, do that. Was amazing. And also, I loved this hat.
Starting point is 01:11:03 I loved the style of the video. And it's just fucking, yes, right there, bro. It's fine. Jamariquai, bro. Because he was, like, moving. Like, I don't know how they got that fucking thing to move like that in the 90s. It had the people mover
Starting point is 01:11:17 like at the airport. kind of thing underneath. Yes, yes, yes. But it was like the coolest video, coolest song. They had such a great sound too. Great sound. The last piece always tough. Also, I think that his whole, this whole record is like underrated, bro.
Starting point is 01:11:33 I think people need to give it a lot more love. But like, yeah, look at that, dude. Yeah, in the 90s, dude, in the 90s? It was huge. That wasn't just, that wasn't just, and I think this album came out of 92 or 93 or something like that. But like, yeah, you could just do that. And also, who was rocking that hat?
Starting point is 01:11:49 Chappelle's having one of the most auspicious draft debuts in history. No, like, who was rocking that hat? It was a big thing. Because that rape culture was big back then, too. I got to say that hat is not as big as Joe's dong. Yeah, that's a condom. That's Joe's condom.
Starting point is 01:12:06 Fuck, yeah. Great pick, dude. Chad, you're up. Chad, you got a great list. Chappelle on a two music specific music video. All right. Yeah. All right, this one just came to my head.
Starting point is 01:12:19 This one just came to my head. I'm so pumped to, you know, because we got, everyone's got great picks, but you know what we're missing? Babes. And you know we're missing a big hog. Oh! The Pam Anderson sex tape. You fuck, dude, you're killing it.
Starting point is 01:12:35 Did that come out in the 90s though? Really? Yeah. Oh, my God. The Pam Anderson sex tape. You see Tommy with a huge. fat hog just plowing pan... That little boat they were on the boat.
Starting point is 01:12:49 And you get him on the boat? Yeah, bro. Dude. And he get P. Anderson who's just the embodiment of 90s hot. She's not in his hotness, yes. Pull that, yeah, pull that up, Jaypelle and Chad just were locked in, man. I mean, freaking Baywatch, bro. Oh.
Starting point is 01:13:04 Yeah, oh, that, you could have picked that. Oh, that could be a pick. I might use that. Biggest show in Japan ever or something? It was? I think so. Yeah, let me cross check. I might use Baywatch as my last man.
Starting point is 01:13:15 Someone said pull that. up Jake. Pull that up. Yeah, pull it up. The fifth pick. The last pick is always... Damn, bro. That was crazy.
Starting point is 01:13:28 Yeah, we shouldn't have known about that, but we did. Yeah. All of us kids, bro, we did... It's so special because, you know, nowadays, everyone's just naked on it. Yeah, it's not as like... This was an event.
Starting point is 01:13:40 Yeah. Nowadays, you're like, oh, someone's dick fucking leaked. Okay, cool. Yeah, yeah. It's all hacks. and stuff. It doesn't have his, you know, a guy had to physically break in there and steal it. There was a lot more
Starting point is 01:13:50 excitement around it. Oh, yeah. Someone broke and stole it. Yeah, like they weren't paying like one of their contractors and he went in there and just grabbed it. Oh, wow. I didn't know that. Yeah, I think because they did the Rogan show about it. Oh, really? Yeah. I got to listen to that.
Starting point is 01:14:06 No. And also he's holding a camcorder. Yeah. That's pretty that's pretty sick. And that's when we found out he had a big piece. Yeah. Yeah, it was almost like it made Tommy more of a legend too it was probably good for him and kind of bad
Starting point is 01:14:23 for her unfair sex standards a lot of that was covered at Lilith Fair if you guys were taking that pick more seriously to adjust a lot of those unfair sex expectations homeowner yeah Joe you're up dude get it Joe God last pet I think the chat is watching it now
Starting point is 01:14:38 I gotta God skulls what sounds like oh shit she'd given head man I have a few things in mind. Best things from the 90s. Either way that I go here on those last pick, I'm going to be like, oh, I left this one out. I mean, I could go pop culture.
Starting point is 01:15:00 I could be like, or I could go like a thing that people did. Oh, man, this is tough. You got this. But I have to pick one. Best things from the 90s. All right. It just, it was so legendary when it came out. I'm going to go with Titanic.
Starting point is 01:15:16 Great pay. Yeah, great pick. That's a song. I'm glad someone took it. Yeah, I'm going to say Titanic, okay? It's huge. Dryest movie on Earth, but, like, it was huge. It was huge.
Starting point is 01:15:26 It was huge, bro. The girls in eighth grade couldn't stop talking about it. It was insane. Yeah. It was like a movie I had to watch like a million times. Yeah. And, yeah, and it was a great movie. I still watch it.
Starting point is 01:15:42 And it's amazing. It really kind of rounded out, you know, it was a great. ending to the 90s. And girls loved it. You know, who else loved it? Parents. Like, we went like 20 deep to the theater and then dude?
Starting point is 01:15:54 I mean, that last scene, bro. Yeah, when she throws it away, why she did that? And then always famous, why didn't she let him on the wood? Why she could have saved him? And then the song. The song, yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:05 What's the homie that was evil up in that bitch? Billy Zane. He's such a good villain. Yeah, he's a great villain in that. A real man makes his own luck. Ellie Zane brought back to the future. Dude, I mean, when you're watching it, You know, when I was a kid, the Titanic breaks in half, and you see the guy falling off of it.
Starting point is 01:16:23 And then he hits, like, the thing. He's like, doink. Bro, that part is crazy. He doinks off the thing. The shit we were watching as kids, bro. Oh, dude, yeah. I was deciding between that and rollerblading. Oh, dude, that would make a good thing.
Starting point is 01:16:36 Yeah, I know. And you know what, too? I saw this recently that. So it's Kate Winslet's hand on the foggy window. Uh-huh. But I guess they did like an insert And there's James Cameron's On the insert
Starting point is 01:16:50 He's like I need to get this crew No no no no That's that's her hand Oh okay The handmark is his He's like I need to get this perfect Oh okay I was like that's James Camry and
Starting point is 01:17:02 Yeah see I gotta take back some Like jacks I threw to it Yeah yeah Hell yeah Dude hey this is sort of Some of the dudes playing music I forgot The band that's like playing
Starting point is 01:17:11 Still playing at the shit is sinking I'm like fuck you you bro. Fuck this violet. I'll get a new one. T. T's got the last pack. Dude, yeah, 90s, Leo. All right, dude, I got a pick
Starting point is 01:17:25 that is going to fire everybody up, dude. This is a pick that is meant for maximum excitement, maximum bondage, dude. I'm talking about and will it ever happen again, I doubt it, but for a magical three-year run, we had it,
Starting point is 01:17:40 I'm talking about a balanced federal budget, dude. a fucking economic surplus for three straight years. Clinton comes in in 93. He bumps up the top bracket on the tax income to 39%. He bumps up capital gains. And then he sets the groundwork. Newt Gingrich comes in.
Starting point is 01:18:00 I'll give him 30% of the credit. They redo welfare. They redo discretionary spending. And then we get the dot-com boom and the money starts flowing, baby. And America was kicking ass. Big ups to the omnibubububbous budget. Reconciliation Act in 1993 and all the good stuff that came after
Starting point is 01:18:18 the fact. We can argue about what it was this, what it was that. All I can say is, for a few years, our country was cooking and was on sound financial ground. Wow. That's sick. Wow. Great pick. Great pick. Yeah, I got to say
Starting point is 01:18:32 when he first said it, I love it. I was like, okay, but then you really sold it. I felt it. I felt it. GDP was up there, baby. We were raking it in. And now we're just, we're in, We're in quicksand. Yeah, right now.
Starting point is 01:18:46 We're trillions in the hole. Yeah. We're paying hundreds of billion just on the interest, baby. What's even going on? We can't live like that. Oh, my God, it was three years. It was a while. We were really, the problems felt much smaller.
Starting point is 01:19:01 It made everything better. I don't think Woodstock 99 and Little Affair go as hard if people don't got the discretionary buns to get over there. Yeah, if you got the money, of course you're going to be sincere at Little Affair. You got the money. Yeah. All right, should we call Aaron? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:18 I had a, I had Nerf in my own. I had Nerf on my own. Super Soakers. Yeah. And we should talk about the toys. Because all the toys were peak in the 90s because tablets hadn't come out. And sleepovers. Technology analogs all hit.
Starting point is 01:19:34 Consumer, they all hit for perfect toys. But the Nerf was huge. You could check in 90. Yeah, the balls and like the Nerf, the dart guns. you know, the little... Oh, yeah. Yeah, we used to play like... You like the balls, don't you?
Starting point is 01:19:50 Yeah, I like the... Remote control cars. Yeah. Oh, dude. They never worked for more than a couple weeks, but... Hot wheels. The race... The race track, the race car sales?
Starting point is 01:20:02 Yeah. Was that Hot wheels? Yeah, we have a nerfy. Yeah, we put them on the track and you drive them around. You go to the store and they... Yeah, that was fun. And then, oh, trampolines, too, yeah. Trampolines are sick.
Starting point is 01:20:12 Yeah. Soap shoes. Dude, AOL instant messenger When my crush would log on And you'd hear the door up, I'd be like, oh, she's on And I'd be like, just at the computer, like, And I'd be like, hey, what's up? And then she'd leave.
Starting point is 01:20:28 Oh, yeah, the door, what about when you'd ask a girl out on AOL? And then she'd say no, and then he'd go, oh, so that was my brother. Yeah, yeah, oh, dude. Yo. Hello. Big dog. Aaron, you're going to love the topic today, it's a tough one. We have some great lists for you.
Starting point is 01:20:47 We drafted the best things from the 90s. Okay. That's hilarious. Okay. I just got my eyes on the list so far. Take your time, brother.
Starting point is 01:21:05 Yeah, take your time. Okay. Yeah, okay. All right, you need a recap? Yeah. Yep. Give it back, dude. Okay. All right. We got Woodson. Stock 99.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Tombstone the movie. Bone thugs in harmony to crossroads. Kids sports movies. Virtual Insanity by Jemarquay. We got Michael Jordan and the Bulls. Nintendo 64. The Matrix. Rap Beefs.
Starting point is 01:21:35 The Pam Anderson sex tape. Then we have starter jackets, grunge music, Nickelodeon, snacks. and the Titanic movie and we have sitcoms
Starting point is 01:21:52 MTV steroid baseball Lilit's Fair and a balanced federal budget that's a hell of a way to go out. That's amazing. That's a hell of a way to go out.
Starting point is 01:22:16 Wow. I'm so thrilled for a loop by that one. Was that a good thing? I don't even know. Let's see. It's interesting that one of these is a lot of media. Oh, yeah. I didn't even think of that. Yeah. Almost all stuff you can watch on TV. Or let me get off that. So like, obviously sitcoms, you mean the 90s sitcoms, not just sitcoms in general.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Yeah, let's put 90s on there just to give it some a little. I mean, obviously they didn't become invented then. um something that is the 80s but um now I can't figure it out well MTV
Starting point is 01:23:42 obviously started in the 80s um but if the person who's arguing the MTV was better in the 90s I can't argue against that um I think for did you take like cold medicine today
Starting point is 01:23:59 what's going on you got to start cooking Aaron me oh sorry um it's later we're doing this late at night I mean 11 a.m. when we normally do this um all right I think I'm I'm a rule
Starting point is 01:24:13 and I think it should be obvious why my fourth pick is going to be Woodstock 99 oh man yeah uh I don't think Woodstock 99 was good I don't think that was a positive thing.
Starting point is 01:24:32 Oh, wow. There was also one in 1994, guys. There was one in 1994. Aaron's unpredictable. Yeah. I think if you were heard... When you listen back to this, Aaron, you're going to... He was so persuasive, but yeah, I hear you.
Starting point is 01:24:47 Yeah, well, I mean, I love to do that, and I love to hear what I missed. Rarely do I change my mind, but it happens. All right. and I think for my number three I'm going to go with the sitcoms MTV steroid baseball low as fair yeah third place
Starting point is 01:25:12 I mean I do agree MTV is better in the 90s sitcoms were definitely good in the 90s steroid baseball is my favorite thing on this list but the balanced budget thing is at Louis Fair both kind of you don't say yeah I can feel a discernible.
Starting point is 01:25:31 I didn't know a little fair with kids alone. Yeah, that was a hard one to plow through here and I won't lie to you. A balanced federal budget would be great if everybody had everything they need. But in this country, we don't.
Starting point is 01:25:47 Anyway, let's not get too political. But I do think the distribution and median income was at a good point relative to the top income market, but it's fair enough. Maybe, but it's an argument for another day. and I think for number two, I'm going to go,
Starting point is 01:26:08 man, these last two are good. I think I'm going to go starter jackets. Yeah, starter jackets, grunge music. Yeah, starter jackets, I think grunge probably could have been the number one here. And I think it plays better as a list. But it's pretty dang. I like this list.
Starting point is 01:26:32 The snacks in the 90s were off the hook. There's no doubt about it. Aaron, you watch that sex tape, didn't you? Thanks, Aaron. Of course I did. Who did? Jesus Christ. So, yeah, the winner here is whoever drafted Michael Jordan.
Starting point is 01:26:50 That's me. That's me. That's me. Nintendo 64, the Matrix rap beefs, and the Pam Anderson. Amazing things. Man. Nice. You crushed it, man.
Starting point is 01:27:01 It was beautiful. Beautiful. You know, I love the 90s. I want to go back. I want to live there forever and ever. Aaron, thank you so much. I knew you'd have a boner for both Michael Jordan and... Aaron, that was me number two.
Starting point is 01:27:18 It was Joe. Joe, you's good for two. Yeah. I was number three, Aaron, and Chappelle Lacey was number four. Oh, Chappelle, I love you, man. Aaron, I got to say it feels good. I haven't made you cream in a while and it feels good. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:27:36 Over Woodstock, ah, Woodstock, 94 was better than 99. That was a good one. That's when Green Day had all the mud all over them. Yeah, and that's,
Starting point is 01:27:44 that's Duky right there. Yeah, that is. That is Duky, yes. All right, Aaron. But I like what you're thinking here. I like what you're thinking.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Tombstone, love it. Yeah. Doesn't harm me to crossroads. Love it. The kids sports movies, they did not get any better. I mean,
Starting point is 01:27:59 it's all good, but yeah. We're stuck 99. It's a rough start. All right. Yeah. See, Air factor's in when you pick them.
Starting point is 01:28:06 I like that. Yeah. Yeah, which is a lot. Which makes sense. Yeah. And an overall list. It's, yeah, the order matters, but also the overall. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:28:17 Well, we love you, brother. Thank you. Thank you for playing late with us and for coming in with the good judgment as always, brother. We appreciate your clarity. Thank you. Yeah. All right, guys. Thanks, Aaron.
Starting point is 01:28:28 Yeah, man. guys that was a fun one that was great time thanks for having me guys you got to have you back yeah you're awesome man we gotta talk more 90s a lot of fun dude
Starting point is 01:28:39 we gotta have you whatever Joe congratulations on getting past brother thank you guys well deserved everyone go see Joe Joe and Chappelle at the comedy store yeah that's where I'm headed right now
Starting point is 01:28:49 is heading there now are you got spot? Yeah nice all right well good stuff guys

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