Going Deep with Chad and JT - DRAFT - BEST OF THE 90's with Shapel Lacey & Joe Marrese
Episode Date: January 28, 2026Today we are joined by two absolute legends Shapel Lacey and King Hog Joe Marrese to draft BEST THINGS OF THE 90's. We're talking straight nostalgia from music, movies, TV, sports, fashion, pop cultur...e, and childhood memories. Some picks are obvious slam dunks and others are deep cuts but the bros are taking big swings today! We have a LIVE chat vote and also call Mr. Cream aka Aaron for the ultimate judgment. #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt #draft More Shapel Lacey here: https://www.instagram.com/shapellacey/?hl=en More JOE MARRESE here: https://www.instagram.com/joemarrese/?hl=en We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 12 wins JT: 13 wins Strider: 16 wins Chris Parr: 13 winsBrad Fuller: 2 wins (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins Thanks to our Sponsors: MOMENTOUS: High Quality Supplements - get 35% off today - Go to https://www.livemomentous.com And use promo code “godeep” at checkout . HIMS: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional. PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake Rohret
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I'm excited for this.
Dude, this is going to be great.
I like being in this spot.
Usually I'm where Chappelle is.
I feel I have a new energy right here.
The posture's right.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
I think that's one of the big things.
I feel like nobody can stop it right here.
You're at the command center.
Is it the new seating arrangement?
Or is it because you're a paid regular at the comedy store?
Let's go Joe Marisi.
Could be that.
Joe Marisi.
The shoulders are standing up a little different.
Yeah.
You did it, bro.
The weight is off.
How do you feel, Joe?
Yeah, I mean, I feel great.
Yeah, I feel like I have the biggest dick in the room.
Let's go.
Which I do.
I'm the oldest, which is also cool.
It's my birthday tomorrow.
So I'm having a day.
Dude, it's been crazy.
And for you to get past at the store to crush your showcase set,
and I don't mean this in a passive-aggressive way to bring you down,
the Bears had lost.
Yeah.
Like you were in the pits.
And then this big moment in your life and career comes up.
And you have to overcome that.
How did you rise from that?
Well, and that's the thing, too.
Like, I was down.
And even when I showcased, I was hung over.
Because Sunday night, the Bears lost.
And I'm like, I'm going to drink till I don't feel anymore.
Which is not a good thing to do necessarily.
It was a dramatic game.
I mean, Caleb hit the tutty.
I went out of control.
I was like, hey, I, you know what?
I feel, I'm pissed.
and I don't know what to do
I want chicks
Did you get sucked?
No
But you put action
You put an energy out there
I was out there
I went to Barney's beanery
Swinging is more important
than hitting the ball
If you're not playing competitively
Hey where do you go and you're feeling down
You go to Barney's beanery
Mm-hmm
And you got no chicks
Didn't happen
But it was a good
But it was a good effort
Do you have a girlfriend?
No
Let's go dude
No
Wait should we intro
I want to hear about the biggest dick in the room.
Yeah, what you tell?
Can you describe your dick?
It's thick.
And it looks good.
That's all you really need.
Yeah.
I don't think you need anything else besides that.
But yeah, it was...
And I got to tell you, to showcase...
Like, you don't want it just to be a thing where it's like, oh, yeah.
Because I knew Rose shout out, who's the booker of the comedy.
store.
Shout out Rose.
You know, I knew she wanted to pass me and I knew it was kind of a formality thing.
But you want it to be, you want it to be like, leave no doubt.
Yes.
Like, hey, he did amazing.
Like, obviously we're going to pass him.
And it kind of happened like that.
Like the set, I don't say this about myself, but I absolutely smashed it.
It was awesome.
And I couldn't have asked for much more.
The crowd was great.
and
you know
when does your name go on the
on the building
I don't know
I think they do that
not till probably like the summer
but
um
good yeah let the weather be nice
yeah yeah
I think they
yeah I don't know when exactly
they paint the names
and everything but
the flowers in blue
yeah I mean I feel good
I feel different
you are different
dude
yeah
yeah
no the posture is great right now
I think that's
what like that's how you know
when someone did something
that yeah
I got a pillow
in my back.
They're standing tall
in their scapular.
Yeah.
Propped up.
As we said earlier,
the skin is just...
It's glowing.
Glowing.
And I'll be honest.
I had some beers before this.
You did?
Oh, you've just been drunk for a while.
Yeah, I'm not that sober.
Dude, that's what's up.
Yeah.
You want to bump?
Water here.
Yeah, I mean, it's, you know,
it's on day I was watching football.
It's my birthday tomorrow.
When am I supposed to be just drinking water all day?
Have you been drinking?
Not on drink.
Nice.
I do.
Well, guys, we got
Chappelle Lacey
We got Chappelle Lacey on the pod
Hey, well, I do, yeah
Chappelle's the fucking man
I love Chappelle, dude
Thank you for joining us
No, I'm excited to be here, man
You're a great comic
Thank you, great guy
Yeah, sheple's amazing
It's great to watch you're a past guy at the store
You're a maid guy, you got your button
Yeah, I got my button
All that stuff, you know, but
I was actually really excited
when I saw Joe get passed
Thank you
And this is awkward
You were on the show later that night
I was nice
Yeah
Well, this is awkward, it's a little stilted.
And they said, bring back Joe.
I don't know if you heard that when you're...
They did.
That's what they should say.
I walked up, they're like, this isn't Joe.
I go, oh, you guys want me to go get them?
I don't think the town has been more excited for someone to get past than Joe.
I got a lot of hugs.
If you see the photos and stuff, the love, the amount of shares on IG.
Yeah, I got so many, I haven't responded to all the messages.
I remember I was...
I deserve it.
I was dating a comedian like 10 years ago when we were talking about you.
What's that?
I was dating in a community in like 10 years and we were talking about you.
We weren't even good friends yet, but I wanted to be good friends with you.
And I was like, Joe's the man.
And she goes, he's beloved.
Yeah.
It's true.
It's awesome.
Well, Chappelle, this is tough for you to do.
But can you give the audience in 60 seconds a background and summation of who you are as a person?
Yeah, I'm Shappelle Lacey.
I'm from Mesa, Arizona.
Let's go.
Shout out Cubs training camp.
Yeah, Cubs training camp.
I skate.
I play guitar.
I go to hardcore shows.
I do comedy.
That's my love.
I do backflips.
I was a cheerleader.
Are you still doing the backflips?
I can still do a backflip.
Yeah, you can do it.
It's pretty fucking easy.
Yeah.
You know, don't you get off his ass.
Yeah.
Yeah. Thank you, Joe.
Sheesh.
You know, I thought I was the guest here.
Yeah.
Anyways, I didn't realize I was in a courtroom.
Yeah.
Can you still do the backflips?
I just do.
anymore. There's stuff I had to let go of.
When I see like a game, I'm like, I don't think I can jump in anywhere.
Can he do the backwood?
I haven't seen it in a minute.
We can prove it right here.
We can do it.
I think the last time I did was like November.
Okay, right away.
How often are you skating?
I try to skate a few times a month.
Okay.
Yeah, a few times in a park or what do you do?
I like the parks.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Are you a bowl guy?
No, street.
Yeah.
Do you like grinds or?
Grines, all this stuff.
Yeah.
That's my world.
That's awesome.
And have you been skating since the Mesa days or is it a more recent development?
No, no, no, since Mesa days.
Oh, let's go.
It's so funny because I could go like a year without doing it and like I'll still be able to like do like fun shit.
That's awesome.
Did you see that big trick that just got landed at that like legendary?
I thought you're about to call me a big ass.
Do you see that big ass fucking.
I'm not coming at you, dude.
No.
I'm trying to pump you up.
Did you see that?
Yeah, but go at him.
Okay, you want me to go out of me?
Yeah.
Listen, you fucking bitch.
You fucking bitch.
Listen, you bitch.
No.
Dude, did you see that huge trick that got landed at that, like that legendary staircase?
Oh, yeah.
Otoro Chris Jocelyn, 360 flip?
Yeah.
Did I see it?
Where?
Like the rocky staircase in Philadelphia?
So there's like this staircase that everyone hits tricks off.
I guess it's the rocky staircase of, of skateboarding.
And I think this trip that this guy landed was like.
Orange County.
Yeah.
You know more about it than I do.
What was so legendary?
about this.
It's, I mean, no one's ever done a 360 flip on that step set.
Nice.
It's like, most people have like, what are we talking?
Mission Viejo right here?
I think that's where we're talking.
It's a high school.
El Toro.
That's a little bit north of Mission Vieho, like 15, 20 minutes.
That's what I thought.
Yeah, yeah.
Is it Laguna?
It's close.
Close, right?
You can get there from the same freeway.
Yeah, yeah.
We could be talking Irvine.
Yeah.
Close.
Very close to Irvine.
But yeah, it's a, it's like one of the scariest sets.
I mean, look how huge it is.
Lake Forest.
No one's just doing like 20.
stare at
especially like 360 flipping them damn things
but yeah
oh someone said RIP
the Carlsbad gap
they know what's up bro
that was a legendary gap in Carlsbad
oh nice
but yeah this this was like
this dude did this Chris Jocelyn
and he became skater
of the year this year
amazing fucking skater
super talented
and why was it impossible to do
just because like your trucks
would bust or something
I mean it's just it's such a huge set
right I mean it's just
it's big
big man nice it's that is can we see video of it Jake yeah there's video of me yeah it's awesome
because at first like the video wasn't knowing show video wasn't out yet and like watch how and the way
he gets excited for it is amazing oh nice and he goes i 360 flip del Toro it's about 18 to 20
stairs so are there bros there like every day just trying to do stuff on it yeah and you know
back of day it was just like if you allie did why's you wearing it was like why is you wearing a huge
That was like, wow.
How many stairs is it?
20.
Oh, it's 20.
This guy's like wearing an astro's hat, though.
What's it?
Could you do that?
Yeah, dude.
Is that where at Naja, uh, do you see, he, like?
No, that was in Arizona where he fucked himself up.
Yeah.
Who, gosh.
That's a gnarly.
That, I know, I can't believe I watched that video.
It looked like he's, uh, like a scorpion tail.
Oh, yeah.
Um, man, that was a gnarly bust.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Is he okay?
Yeah, he's okay.
Yeah, but like that, like, we don't do this.
We don't even see that.
Fractured his head and eye socket?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Those are tough injuries.
Yeah, I don't want to see that video over again.
Yeah, I don't.
Yeah.
Oof.
Well, this plays well into our draft because we brought these guys on because they're
legendary comics, but they also have great historical refs for what we're covering today.
We're drafting the best things from the 90s.
I feel like skating came into prominence in that decade.
I thought you guys had a theme song.
I was like, I was waiting for the theme.
And there's no theme to this, right?
It just best things, bro.
Could be anything.
I got it all covered.
I was born in the 90s.
I'm going to be 42 tomorrow.
Wow.
You were born in the 90s.
I'm a child of the 90s.
You're a child of the 90s.
The 90s, I thrive.
Before it began, is it true you can't Ollie because your dick's too heavy?
Yeah, it's too heavy.
You can't, you can't handle it.
Oh, the wait.
It won't get out.
Yeah.
Yeah, it flops down.
Yeah, it's not going to work for the force.
Yeah, that's one tragedy about Joe's dong is he can't get fat air.
Because if you look at Olly, the thing is, yeah, because the thing is, if you look at Joe, you're like, oh, he could probably skate.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah, like if the dig just wasn't so heavy, I think he would have been able to like.
Give me some converse.
Yeah, that's why you put him on scale and you're like, skater die.
I just busted it at 20 stairs.
He's got 300.
He's got a twig.
Yeah.
at my ass. He don't know anything about
20 stairs. Yeah, at 360, flip that.
Best things from the 90s.
No, I'll skate later. I got to
get over. Who's going to judge this shit at the end?
I'm reaching out to Aaron. I think we're just
waiting up for confirmation that he can be the big dog.
Oh, he said, sure, we're good. Aaron's doing it.
All right, so guys, to figure out what the draft order is, we throw out
odds or evens. Are you familiar with that?
Nah.
All right, so just on three, throw out a one or a two.
And if you're odd man out with what your number is,
last pick.
Okay.
Ready?
Hand behind your back.
Oh.
One, two, three, shoot.
All right, let's try.
Oh, one or two.
That's what I said.
So does everyone who's up one or two.
Yeah, he's learned.
It's the first time.
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh, I'm last pick.
Okay.
You guys are up.
One, two, three, shoot.
Oh.
Okay, so now it's rock paper scissors.
I always win this.
You don't want number one?
You guys are,
you guys are done.
Shoot.
Number one pick,
Chappelle.
Yeah.
What does that
me you pick first oh my favorite thing yep uh my favorite thing from the 90s i'm going to oh
hold on wait where's my list wait hold on wait so oh wait so first pick one okay i'm just come
swinging out the gate let's go let's talk 99 whoa whoa dude great big yeah i like that i had to come
swinging out the game that's sick yeah let's talk 99 are we talking corn corn that is i love that is yeah
I fucking love corn
Same
I don't think you understand how much I love
Corn, dude
I don't think anybody understands
Some of them lived in Orange County, bro
Yeah
Jonathan Brandeck
The way they get the crowd going
Dude
It's like
It's like nothing you've ever seen
Jonathan Davis
And their performance was crazy
They opened up with blind
That da-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da
And then the crowd jumping
Yeah, Limp Biscuit.
I think Jonathan Davis was talking about it.
I think he said they were like, they got a little seasick
because of the crowd just like jumping up.
Yeah, it was like a wave of this.
Yeah.
People, so they were kind of like getting like motion sickness from like watching all the people
jump up and down.
But Woodstock 99.
I mean, obviously there's a ton of great performances from.
Yeah, Limp Biscuit.
Does that mean Chappelle is a 62% chance to win?
Is that what it is?
It's like an ESPN?
What does that mean?
Yeah, who's talking about it?
There's fingers up there.
Live banning on a draft.
Oh, yeah.
Kid Rock.
He comes out of fur coat.
The furred coat.
My name is King.
The fireworks go on.
God,
ball with the ball.
Is that what he did?
He goes,
he's like,
Mark Lewitzke's a whore.
Bill Clinton's a motherfucking pimp.
Oh, probably.
I know.
Bow with Dubai.
Jesus Christ.
Yeah.
And then ODMX had a tremendous.
DMX, dude.
The command that DMX had, bro.
He went out there and wrecked it.
Just one dude.
Chimbing Peppers, they played with this.
I think Flea played with the socks on or maybe all of them did, but they did the whole
like socks on the cocks.
Who else?
Who else was fucking, Rage Against the Machine had a killer set.
Oh, Metallica.
James Brown.
I think James Brown opened the fest.
Did he really?
Yeah, I think he might have opened the fest
Do live, I think the band Live
Also played
Yeah, I love them
I think their performance
Lightning crashes
Yeah, from
Perthal Horizon
If you're in a little
Christian rock
Everything I'm
Yeah
He's everything you want
He's everything
You're ass
That was a banger, bro
Ice Cube
Digital Underground
Fucking
Offspring
Offspring had a great performance
Orange County
One of the coolest moments during Allspring set is Dexter gets hits with a bottle, like, fucking hard, and he never stopped playing, bro.
Oh, really?
Yeah, because during their set, everybody was just throwing bottles on stage, but they were, like, having so much fun with it.
And then they bring out the, for the, and all the girl, like, they bring out that guy right there in the blue shirt.
Oh, the pretty fly.
Oh, the white guy.
Yeah.
He goes out and, like, does the dancing.
Underglieb and blobbing noobin.
Yeah.
What he was saying?
Yeah.
He was a king, that guy.
Yeah.
I got so much ass
So much ass, bro
I remember
He probably did, bro
But he didn't have a
He didn't have a dick like you
Yeah
I was too young
Till I was like
Yeah, he can't appreciate
But I mean even at nine
It was an event
It was like
I knew it was happening
I was starting to watch MTV
I was like something is happening
In the world
Yeah I remember hearing about wild stuff
Yeah
That was the stuff too
You were like
If I go there like I'm gonna see tits
I was in like eighth grade or freshman year at that point.
Yeah.
I love that, dude.
Lots of tits.
I remember C-O-D-S.
Yeah, what's like 99.
Yeah.
Lots of the most, bro.
Probably the most.
That brings me my pick, tits.
No, I'm just kidding.
You are up, dude.
What are you taking?
All right.
My pick, I mean,
you guys know I became a sports guy this year,
but, you know, when I was a kid,
when I was a kid,
I love basketball.
Right.
I love Space Jam.
Oh.
I love
I love Michael Jordan.
Oh, man.
My pick is Michael Jordan and the Bulls.
Yes.
Wow.
What a fucking run, brother.
Oh, man.
Wait, so you're taking the Bulls for the...
Wow.
That's great.
I read a pick.
That was one of mine.
The way he moves is, is...
You just don't see that.
I love that dude's brain, bro.
Yeah.
That's a great.
This is mentality of like wanting to be the best.
Yeah.
I think it's amazing.
I fucks with anyone like that.
Yeah.
Anyone's like,
no,
I'm going to be the best.
I'm glad that he thought this pick because I was,
I thought like the Bulls in the 90s,
but I wonder if that was just like,
oh,
that's just me because I'm a Chicago guy.
That was out.
I was like,
they were everything when I was a kid.
I had a space jam jersey.
I remember when I was a kid,
I would,
uh,
in school,
I would draw the Bull's logo.
Yeah.
What was so unique about the Bulls is like even if you didn't like basketball, it was just culture.
Yeah.
It was just like the American culture like honestly worldwide because everybody just fucking loved.
Yeah.
Michael is the most famous athlete in the world.
I mean that that was like it was yeah.
Like I said, even if you didn't like basketball, like you just loved what this was.
Yeah.
It was like the coolest thing.
That's my favorite outfit.
Oh, bro, I got to run that back.
I got to get that.
Someone on this live chat, like, give me that outfit,
ASAP.
I'm a 2x.
38 waist.
I'm going to wear that.
40, depending on the fucking, you know,
the material it's made out of, you know,
I need that shit.
Damn, wow.
That's a great pig.
Yeah, I like that would have been my number one.
I like that you took them second.
I had a David Halberston.
Because I had them up here.
He said, it was if some geneticists had injected a magical solution.
for super competitiveness into his DNA
and he came to represent more than
any athlete of recent years, the
invincible man, someone who simply
refused to be defeated. And that
was the vibe, dude. I was like, you watch him, you're
like, he has more aura than anyone
he will never lose. It was, it was just
insane to see. Look at him.
Wow. Coolest guy ever. He looked at him. He's just the coolest.
Yeah, that fucking,
bro, that's a sick-ass outfit.
I love it. Him like Ali and Connor
McGregor, but Connor McGregor couldn't keep it laser-focused
for him. Yeah, yeah. But they were just like,
They had the laser focus.
They never...
No, they were just like,
this is it.
I'm just dominating.
He's dominating, bro.
Destroying people.
Love it.
Like, six rings.
You see him when he runs into old rivals?
He'll see Larry Bird and he's like,
what's up, you fucking bitch?
It's like 10 years after that grade.
I don't even think six rings
is the size of Joe's dick.
No.
Damn.
No, no way.
That's what's crazy about that.
Joe, you're up, dude.
All right.
So best strings from the 90s,
what were you going to say?
Quick, did you ever watch?
Jordan live
in Chicago?
Yeah,
I'm a couple
times
at the United Center.
Yeah,
I mean,
it's great.
That kid's got a dong.
Yeah,
it's amazing.
He's like,
I respected.
I respect it.
But mine's bigger.
I was going to get a
big a dick than Joe's.
I took that personally.
When I saw Joe's penis,
I knew I had to start working out.
I started wearing weights
on my dick to stretch it out.
I think Chicago
Stadium once,
which was built before the United
Center, which was built
in 94,
which the first of
at the United Center is actually SummerSlam.
W.W. SummerSlam in 94, which was amazing.
Undertaker versus Undertaker match.
And then, yeah, I did see Jordan there.
Oh, yeah. This is nice.
Oh, wow.
Yeah. Yeah, it was the first event at the summer at the United Center.
Yeah, pretty awesome.
And it was Brett Harvest Owen Hart in the cage. That was a great match.
Yeah.
Those guys had great chemistry.
Yeah, it was awesome.
You're up, Joe.
All right.
So, best of the 90s.
Yeah, we're talking a little bit of fashion.
So, um,
what are you with Jordan we were talking?
So,
one of the,
like when I think of the 90s,
one of the things on my list,
the thing that sticks out the most is the,
the 90s starter jackets.
Oh.
These things were absolutely legendary.
They were everywhere.
The starter,
pullover jackets
were an absolute must
have for young men.
Yeah. Like, especially like that Charlotte Hornets
one absolutely went hard.
Uh-huh. No, not that, Jake.
I'm talking about that.
I'm talking the starter pullover jack. Yeah,
those jackets right there.
Everybody had these. Yeah, it's like what Omar Epps
is wearing in juice.
When I, yeah, when I was a kid,
were the thing. This was the fashion statement.
The, yeah, the 90s starter pullover jackets were awesome.
Like, you could put your, you could put your hat in the little pouch.
It was fun to have the little pouch.
Like, hey, I'm a, I'm a kangaroo a little bit.
Damn.
Which one did you have?
I had a Jacksonville Jaguars one.
Oh, that's sick.
Yeah.
I feel like people just wore whatever.
Yeah, it was just whatever.
It was just like what looked cool.
That was the thing.
There was the style of them and you're just like, hey, whatever looks cool, these are fun.
Yeah, yeah, that was the one that I had, I believe, right there.
It was mostly black.
Yes, that one there with the teal.
It's hard to point it out to Jake.
Yes, that one.
Do you think this might have been here like round four?
Huh?
No, no, I did.
I know, this is, this is at the top.
No, this is a good pick.
It's a great pick.
All right.
We're talking best of the 90s.
Hey, you want to think 90s and a song?
Okay, why?
What do you think this is?
I mean, this is like, I mean, this is good.
Like, there's a, I don't know.
Is there different reference points for this?
To me, this is at the top.
No, I'm just buzzing.
When I think of the 90s, this is up there.
All right.
I'm up, dude.
You know, the writer Jonathan Haidt,
he talks about how we've lost our binding moral matrix.
We don't have things that unite us anymore
in what we believe, you know,
our institutions, religion,
it's all gone away.
But in the 90s, we did have it.
And it came in a singular form.
And that was the sitcom.
Yeah, I had that on my list too.
We had shows like Seinfeld and Frazier and friends.
And we were all together and watching them.
And they taught us the same moral code.
But this was best exemplified.
Yeah, I have that up there.
shows like Fresh Prince of Bel Air and Boy Meets World when we were all coming of age,
we learned how to be young men from the issues that were presented on those shows.
They had strong father figures that were guiding them into adolescence and adult.
Always strong father figures.
Huge, bro.
Like Uncle Phil.
You know what else they did for us?
Yeah, I guess it gave us TGI Fridays, bro.
I was talking to my lady about that today.
They gave us a reason to be in the house.
What was the twins one?
Tia and Tamara, sister sister.
Sister, sister.
Both.
Like they gave us TGI Friday, bro.
They gave us a collection of sitcoms that we can sit down as a group and all enjoy.
Even if you grew up in an abusive home, we all watched that shit together.
We're like, hey, pause on the abuse.
TGI Fridays.
Let me just watch this new app and then start a whale.
Yeah, sorry.
The event, I guess this was 2000s, but Friends was an event.
For me, Seinfeld was everything.
Uh-huh.
I didn't even understand all
I didn't understand it all as a kid
But yeah
Well that was the thing
In the 90s like
I didn't get it
Yeah
Yeah calm down big dong
Yeah first grade
Too young to get the jokes
First grade my teacher's like
What'd you do last night?
I was like I watched
Seinfeld series finale
Yeah
Yeah you didn't get it
Yeah you didn't get it
A series of the scene
No that was me too
I didn't like I didn't get into
Seinfeld to like mid 2000
But it was a big deal
Yeah
I remember like my whole family
He knew it was big.
He knew it was big.
Huge.
And then...
It was huge, man.
Oh, you knew who else was a good dad?
Was the guy from Family Matters.
Carl Winslow.
Carl Winslow was a great dad, bro.
Such a solid dad, bro.
Solid dad, man.
You know what's crazy about that show?
Also, this is another thing with sitcoms in the 90s.
So two things about...
What's crazy about that show is Erkel wasn't the primary thing when they created that show.
Right.
But every time he came on screen,
Or like in the live studio audience, the crowd would freak out.
Yeah, he would go crazy.
He would get a huge pop.
Yeah.
So then they just revolved the show around him.
Yeah, they had.
And this show was, uh, yeah, I can see that.
Family Matters was a spinoff from, uh, perfect strangers.
The TV show Perfect Strangers because the wife's Harriet.
Yeah, the wife Harriet, uh, she worked the elevator on the building or whatever.
I think where Larry worked or whatever.
Yeah, exactly.
So family matters.
Yeah, cousin Larry.
Yep.
It became a spin-off and then boom.
Also, another thing, hold that picture right there.
Hold that picture.
I'm glad you brought this up, Jake.
This guy's good.
You talked a lot of shit about Jake earlier, and I don't appreciate that.
Yeah, who said that?
So let me cook.
All right, I know this shit.
So this is what they did a lot to us a lot in the 90s.
So the bottom left, the sister in the bottom left, her name was Judy, right?
Yeah.
She was only on it for like a couple of seasons and then they just got rid of her,
never said anything.
and we accepted that.
Yes.
Yeah.
And that's what they would do to us a lot in the 90s with TV shows, right?
Where they would just like get rid of a character without saying anything.
Right.
And there was nothing we could do about it because there was no social media for us to complain.
We couldn't mobilize.
On the Family Matters Instagram page and be like, hey, where the fuck is Judy?
We just had to take it.
And that's why everyone's complaining on social media now and you need to shut the fuck up, okay?
Because we had to deal with that.
We had to just accept that this girl was going, bro.
And she became a porn star.
Yeah.
Did she really?
She did?
You'd just be at lunch at school and you guys be like, you ever noticed that the mom on fresh prints got replaced?
Yeah, and they would do that to us.
You don't have any links.
We just had, we just, we just, we don't want that dong rising up.
But it's crazy that that's what we had to deal with.
It's like, yeah, we're going to change the parents.
And also later seasons, they did change the mom for family matters.
The mom, the mom became a different mom.
They replaced the mom on family.
Matters too?
Later seasons,
I don't remember that.
So I remember the lady
and Fresh Prince got replaced
because she was beefing with Will.
Right there, bro.
Yep.
What the frick?
I don't remember that.
I do.
Oh, yeah.
Because I run it back
with family matters all the time.
Well, some of those sick guys,
they get weird,
like home improvement family.
There's one like everybody's like buff
and like,
like they have like
beer fat on their face.
Right.
Once everybody gets like bloated.
It's like, all right.
One of the sons from home improvement.
Hey, you're not innocent.
He's in a lot of trouble.
He's in a lot of trouble.
Which one?
The oldest one.
The blonde one?
Yeah.
The kind of heart-throbby one?
Yeah.
He was great on that show.
Yeah, that one.
He's been in a lot of trouble.
It's like, domestic abuse, huh?
Hey.
Hey, is that our boy Jonathan Tyler Thomas?
Yeah.
Is that what he looks like that?
He was killer on that.
Wait, do I also, I want to be great to hear.
Do I also get saved by the bell?
Do I get that in my sitcoms or no?
Yeah, of course.
Bro.
I mean, that's a fat hall.
That's a huge...
You got beef with it?
A little bit, but I mean, what can we do?
Yeah.
Well, I mean, the thing about this topic is it's like, do I have to pick one show?
Well, that's what's weird about this topic.
It's like how specific...
Maybe that's what I got to do.
Yeah, it's like how specific do you have to be.
Yeah, I don't know.
I guess it's up to Aaron.
He's the almighty.
But here's the thing, here's the thing.
Do you remember that bootleg version of Saved by the Bell?
I think that's a fair criticism.
You know what I'm picturing when I say sitcoms from the night.
There's like a kind of quintessential vibe to it.
There are groups.
I think maybe you've got to pick a group.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think you got to kind of narrow it down.
If I'm being out of it.
Fucking shit, fuck.
I guess I would go TG.
If I do have to pair it down, I'll go TGIF.
But if I'm allowed to keep it as is, I'll just go sitcoms.
I mean, I think you just keep it as sitcoms.
Yeah, I don't know.
Do you guys remember that bootleg version of Say by the Bell called California Dreams?
Of course, dude.
Yeah.
With the guy who drove the motorcycle, he was a great character.
Yeah.
That was a great show.
I was a completeist.
I was watching everything.
I remember one girl on the show.
I watched California trains.
Didn't like her boyfriend because he was always on time.
And then they go, hey, Max is finally late.
And she's like, I told him the party started 915 and then he walked in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was a good.
Oh, you know, okay.
Memory?
That was a good.
What about the French show where they're going to fucking boarding school in France?
What is all in their little dormitory.
I didn't see that.
Oh, yeah.
I'm about the one on the cruise shit.
I know what you're talking about.
UPN, baby.
Damn.
I was staying home all the time.
And this was before I started
swacking.
You know what?
I think you can just take sitcoms.
We've talked about them all.
Yeah, sitcoms is fine.
Sitcoms is fine.
All right, I got one right here.
Oh, so yeah, you have another pick coming on.
I go back to about snakes, so you're not up for another four picks.
It's a tough spot.
Okay, no worries.
I'm having fun.
You know what?
Right here, I'm going to go.
it's tough
you guys took a lot of my first picks
I gotta be real
I gotta go with
Best things from the 90s
Don't forget
I'm gonna go with
It's kind of similar
But I'm gonna do it
I think I gotta go with MTV
Oh
Yeah I mean
Yeah you could do that
Yeah you could do that
But also MTV started in the 80s
It started in the 80s
But I mean
I'm talking about the 90s one
Like real world
Spring break
MTV in the 90s
dude
Beavis and blood
constant boner
or like celebrity death match
Celebrity death match
Yeah
There's one person I remember
From the real world
He was like
A character that I just always thought about
Remember that guy puck
Oh he's the greatest
Yeah
From Seattle
Was he from Seattle?
Yeah
Dude he looks
He looks just like
Oh no San Francisco
Sorry
Yeah that guy puck
His most legendary moment
was there was Pedro who was this gay guy who had AIDS
and he was like the first dude with AIDS on reality TV.
Yeah.
And he was like really helping get the cause out there.
And the puck was on his way out from the house
because he was such a freaking loon.
They kicked him out, right?
Yeah.
And then Pedro's like, he's talking to cameras like,
look, I'm making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
Puck walks in, picks his nose,
sticks both of his fingers into my peanut butter.
And takes him by it.
They have it all on camera.
And then they all can front puck
and he's just yelling at everybody.
He was a lot one.
Yeah, but great, great.
Dude, so early real world was like anthropological.
It was sick.
Like, you really learned about people.
And he does look like he would have been in a offspring video.
And dude, it was good too.
They'd get like, they'd get black people on there with like really like hillbilly whites.
And you'd have some real great confrontation.
Do you remember when that black dude slapped that girl for calling him gay?
He slapped Irish bro in Seattle.
And meanwhile, he actually ended up being gay.
He'd been up being gay.
Bro came out.
He was just frustrated.
She goes,
she goes, we could never be together, David.
He's like, why she's like,
because you're gay.
That's New Orleans.
This guy was awesome.
Wait, do you remember that guy?
That's the guy that's,
come on,
my baby.
Come on be my baby tonight.
You know that song.
Of course.
That was one of the best stuff.
They were doing the,
the talent show.
Public Access TV show.
Yes, that's what it was.
And he did his own segment and it was.
Come on me,
my baby.
He was jacked.
Dave Chappelle had him on a show one time.
David had violence.
But the guy who slapped an Irish,
he had real violence issues
because he spit on Puck when they did a challenge.
Yeah.
Shepal, we're very similar.
We're watching a lot of the same stuff.
I know, right?
TRO, all time.
But another great moment.
I mean, MTV's spring break.
The greatest.
Yeah.
I mean, Fredgers,
you're ready to blow this boat up?
Oh, yeah, bro.
What the fuck?
I forgot about that.
Dude, the way he's so cool.
He's so naturalized.
He's like, you're ready to blow this boat up
and just blows him.
What the fuck?
I forgot about the boat blowing up, bro.
Wow.
Yeah, 99 was a great year because that's when like the corn and the limp biscuit,
they were going hard at it.
New metal was hitting.
And then, you know, we had grunge on MTV in the mid-90s and then all the hip-hop stuff too.
Yeah.
I remember growing up when P. Diddy was cool.
Like, you remember Mo Moneymoe problems and like the flashy jackets?
That video was amazing.
The aesthetic was insane.
The video was amazing.
It was so cool.
I mean, Brittany Spears on.
TRL when that first came out, dude.
Yeah.
And I legit thought being an MTV VJ was the coolest job you could have.
What was it?
Yeah, it seemed amazing.
Carson?
No, there's a weird dude that became...
Jesse.
Jesse.
Yeah, he looked all crazy.
Jesse and Dave Holmes was another guy.
He was cool.
Dude, the best, though?
Kurt Loder.
He was the most prestigious.
Kurt Loder's the man.
Kurt Loder with the news.
And then, look at him.
Yeah, yeah, the news.
Also, bro, he was a lot older when he was doing that shit.
He was the elder statesman
He was like an elder
Like doing that shit
Kurt Loder
Man TRL in late 99
Was every day I get home from school
And I just be like dude please
Like when corn beat backstreet boys for number one
With freak on a leash
Oh man
What?
Oh waiting for tonight J-Lo yeah
Yeah waiting for tonight
You remember one actually it's not gonna say it
And MTV just shuttered its doors
It's over
I know
Yeah they just
Once they cancel ridiculousness
they were like, we don't have anything.
They don't have nothing.
I gave me some ridiculousness
like 30 seasons.
And it was 20 out of the 24 time slots.
And Rob Deerdeck's like, I'm manifesting this.
I'm trying to become a billionaire.
My neighbor was one of the producers on it.
I haven't talked to him about it.
Yeah, but I'm always like,
I saw him like a couple days after I was like, I love you, dog.
Rob Deerdeck got heard him on the podcast.
He's like, here's what I do.
I've scheduled my day.
I shoot 10 episodes of ridiculousness in one day.
Yeah.
You're like, oh my God.
You're like, bro, chill.
Yeah, yeah.
Stop doing so much.
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All right Joe you're up
dude
yeah I'm ready for this
you're ready for this
I mean I have some
love the 90s and to me
this is the decade
when the, to me this is
the greatest music that was ever made
and this is the grunge era of music.
Yeah, yeah.
These are my favorite
bands. To me, this is the greatest
music ever made and
I believe the
grunge music of
the 90s. That's a fair one, bro.
And I put them there and I'm
glad I got them here at pick number
six. Huge peels.
To me, this is...
It sits within Joe's Panty!
To me, Chris Cornell is the greatest singer.
Oh, he's incredible.
There's no better voice.
I miss that, man.
I absolutely love that, man.
Yeah.
He was such a sex symbol, bro.
Look at that.
Dude, it's crazy how good looking he was.
He's my favorite singer of all time.
He's cut.
He was cut.
He was cut.
He's got the eyes, bro.
This man, I'll share.
had a tear sometimes when I listened to him
sing. To be that hot
and that talented and that sad
it's a profound person. I went to like
his like one year memorial service
at Hollywood Forever. Yeah. Oh yeah
every every rock star was there bro.
Yeah yeah it was crazy. I couldn't like
because I thought I didn't know what was going to I mean I didn't
I just assumed also I lived close to it so I just walked over there
and then I was like man I fucking love Chris Cornell
Yeah yeah I absolutely love the man
Star was there bro. Yeah he can do it he can do it he's done a
version of patience by
guns and roses
that is absolutely
phenomenal that he does.
Yeah, he had those
acoustic sets that were just fucking killer.
Yeah, when he does nothing compares
to you. Yeah. Yeah. Unbelievable
pipes. When I think of the
90s grunge, yeah, this
is a strong one, man. This defines
my childhood. Yeah, we got to talk to one. So, Nirvana
too, smashing Pearl Jam,
Pearl Jam, yeah. Allison Chains.
Yeah. Stone Temple Pilots.
Some tip of pilots.
Like plush.
All those music videos are like imprinted in my head.
If you want some decups, there's mud, mud honey.
Well, the Melvin's gross.
No, the Melvins weren't gross.
The lemons or whatever was their name?
Yeah.
Dude, for all of that to pop out of Seattle too at that same time.
Bush was great.
Oh, yeah.
Dude, Bush is like super underrated.
Bush is great.
Yes.
Also, they had to follow, I think,
lip biscuit after like everything.
and they had to like, no, no, they had to follow corn.
Oh, wow.
They had to follow corn's performance.
Is the lead singer Gorillas?
Gabbynard Rosdale?
No, not Gorillas.
That's the guy from Blur.
Yeah, that's, sorry.
Which I didn't know until we saw them at the, I had no idea.
At the Vegas Festival.
Yeah.
Have you seen the guerrillas live?
I haven't seen the guerrilla's live.
They're incredible.
He's awesome.
Yeah, he's talented in Alburn.
He's phenomenal.
Yeah.
Well, I can't speak too high, you know, too strong of pro because I'm going to
Oasis fan, but it could be coming up, dude.
I love blur.
You know, I've been trying, I didn't pick them at a deference to you.
Yeah.
Thank you.
All right, Chad, you're up, dude.
All right.
This pick is going to blow you guys away.
I mean, this is how I spent all my time.
It's a summer.
You have fungicules.
Nighttime comes around.
What do you all do?
You get on Nintendo 64.
Oh, good, dude.
Yeah, I have, yeah.
It's an elite gaming console.
I think it's the top one.
Yeah.
It's the top video game console of all time.
You got Golden Night Mario Kart.
I think I had them next.
Super Mario 64.
Star Fox.
Smash brothers.
Turek.
Smash Bros.
Turek, dude.
I love that game.
It's so good.
Just hunting dinosaurs?
It was scary, yeah.
It was tough to learn.
Some games were tough to learn.
You know, I'm just spending about a week on this thing.
You know what's crazy is the younger generation today doesn't have an idea what it was like to go.
Oh, yeah?
They don't know what?
They don't know that sound.
Get the dust out of your ass.
When that bitch was not working,
bro, you hit some couple blows.
And you're like, blow the carch.
Someone said blow the cartridge, yes.
Play his odd job.
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, okay, you're playing Golden Eye and Zina,
is that her name?
Zena comes along and you just start, you know, jacking up.
She's like, she sounds hot.
She sounds hot.
She dressed in black or something.
I think 164 was the biggest leap forward
from like console to console.
Yeah, they took a leap.
Oh, dude.
Oh, man.
But I'm talking about...
South Lel Zia, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it was first time.
Yeah, there's a big control.
This could also be picked.
It was buttons underneath.
You could like, blil-l-l-l-l-l-lop.
Oh, the Z button, bro.
Oh, dude, Wayne Gretzky hockey on N-64?
The Z button, also known as the vagina.
Great.
Dude, wrestling games are fine.
Yeah.
Create my own player.
NFL Blitz.
Yeah.
And Lepel Blitz.
There's the thing.
I still respect the graphics
Yeah
Yeah
I still respect the graphics
Video game should have stayed here
Blitz was crazy bro
Yeah
Blitz was a crazy game
He's tackled the rap
I'm sorry
1080 snow ring
Great game
Silver border
And wave runner and shit
Oh wave runner
Or wave runner
Or wave race
That was one of the other
Is Kelly Slaters
God I'm getting hard
64
I think that was the next one
Yeah
Wair race
There it is
Damn
What a great game
and Super Mario
you just like running around that castle
you've got a very strong list brother
I can't believe I got N64 man
good start
Mario tennis
that's what we play
that's what we got three more picks
to blow it
we'll see what happens
I mean you gotta finish the giraffe
you got to finish the draft you got to finish
you got two picks now
Chappelle
oh man
I'm tough
also I have to leave by 930s
is that okay
yeah we'll have you back on again
You're the perfect energy for this.
Thank you, man.
I try to be good energy because I always get weird doing podcasts because I know people are like particular about who they, who people invite.
Oh, like the listeners are always like, dude, they didn't match the vibe.
Yeah.
And I'm like, and meanwhile, it's your friends.
Yeah.
It's like, hey, man, this guy's my friend.
Let's see.
Okay, man.
So my next pick would be the movie Tombstone.
Dude, what a pit, bro!
What a bizarre fire on the money pick, dude.
Just a straight-up movie Toonstone.
That was the pick, dude.
One of the top things of the 90s.
It was a killer cast, R-IP Val Kilmer, R-I-P Bill Paxton,
you know, Kurt Russell.
Sam Elliott somehow still kicking, dude.
And Sam Elliott looks the exact same today.
I don't know how he does it.
But that movie is like, if I'm taking it,
I'm, if I'm L-A-X to J-F-K, bro, Tombstone.
Wow.
Tombstone in it, bro.
I mean, Val Kilmer should have won a fucking Oscar for his damn performance as Doc Holliday,
because he kills it in every sort of way.
He makes you believe.
The whole shit is just, I think it came out like 93 or 95, whatever.
I can't remember.
Yeah, this is 93.
93, but not even just Val.
Kyle Kim we're killing it.
I think everybody's surrounding.
Dude,
the bad guys,
Powers Booth and Mike DeVo?
Yeah.
Johnny Ringo?
Incredible.
Like,
you got to give credit
to those guys
because if those guys
didn't, you know,
really play their
parts so well,
like it is just,
I mean.
Yeah,
if they don't have the menace,
there's no tension there.
There's no tension there, bro.
Do you know the backstory
where the director,
I guess,
kind of like,
flamed out during production
and they think Kurt Russell
finished directing it.
He did.
He finished it.
And it was kind of,
of a mess of movie.
Everyone thought
Wyatt Earp
with Kevin Costner
and Dennis Quaid
was going to be
the big Western
of the year.
They're like
that's going to be
the good one.
Tombstones like
the little stepchild
and then it comes out
and everyone's like
dude
is the best movie
that's everything.
Yeah.
And that's amazing
bro.
Yeah.
And dude,
I'm telling you
like in that movie
and I like
western's man
and like
that movie holds up
today.
The fact that I
can still watch
it and quote it
like crazy
I mean one of the
more famous
scenes is the
shootout
between Doc Holliday
and Johnny Ringo
and just
just every
word
I was just joking
I was just fooling about
I wasn't
you know beautiful
like
oh gosh
you're a daisy if you do
you know
fucking yeah
and the way
he shoots him in the head
he doesn't go down
right away
he's like
yeah
yeah
in Val Kimmer's character
is like
come on
come on
come on
come on
come on
my next pick
is
oh yeah
he's got another
yeah
I got one more
my next pick
both
Thugs and Harmony Crossroads.
Oh, wow. You gotta give it to
Chappelle. I love the
specific pic. This is so good.
And I'll tell you what, yeah,
what a fucking legendary song.
I mean, yeah, this song.
Dude, you know what's so funny about these two picks I just
did? They're not even on my list, but you guys
are killing it so hard that I'm like, I have to
come win it, bro. When you hit
Nintendo 64, I'm like, fuck.
No, the specificity is amazing, dude.
I mean, Chats next picks the biggest pick in the draft.
This song...
This is the biggest pick coming up.
Not only is it like one of the saddest songs,
but everybody listened to it as if it was a banger.
Yeah.
You know,
like it was like,
oh,
this that clubbanger plug.
Bro,
play that crossroads.
And I'm going to miss everybody.
And I'm going to miss it.
Bro.
Everyone quoting,
I'm going to miss everybody.
Uncle Charles.
Right.
Bro.
No,
yeah.
So you're saying like what...
Phenomenal.
There's never been like such a sensitive anthem before.
It's a sensitive anthem and people like go crazy for it.
And like,
the music video is.
It was terrifying, by the way.
Yeah, and yeah.
But you loved it.
It's all dark.
It's a dark video, but you loved it, man.
Yeah.
Beautiful song.
Yes.
Yeah, this song is like,
You won't be lonely.
Also, it was, like, yeah, it was fucking,
there's that Uncle Charles picture right down there.
Scroll down a little bit.
Yeah, it's like soulless eyes.
Yeah, those soul's right there, bro.
That scene fucked up everybody,
but we're all like,
and we pray,
and we pray.
And we pray every day.
Yeah.
Do you think they don't get enough?
Bone thongs.
Are they remembered enough, bone thugs?
I don't know.
Yeah, I think so.
I think they get a lot of love.
I think so, but yeah, they might still be underrated.
They deserve their flowers.
I know it's not canon, but like ghetto cowboy, incredible song.
That's another great song.
You're a Western guy.
And then what's the one with Biggie where Biggie like out busy's busy bone?
Biggie, Biggie.
Yeah.
That song's phenomenal.
Yeah, notorious thugs.
Yeah.
There it is.
Chappelle is just bringing it, dude.
You guys are making me work
You're like, it's competition, baby
It's competition, bro. I like what's going on
I had the dumbest shit ever, I was like climbing
trees
That's good
That's good
That's fun man
Okay, never mind
Maybe I'll use it later
I'm fucking
Climbing trees is
The best
It's so fun
I was just think of the things I was doing
All the time
Yeah
That's a good
And do you have the one front
Who was like
Amazing because I had like
There's levels
There's levels
I would only go like six feet out.
Some guys would go to like,
yeah, you're like, how to fuck you get up down?
And their parents would be cool with it?
They're like, yeah, Tommy's amazing
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As Joe said, this is one of the biggest picks of the draft.
I mean, this is...
Yeah, I think of it.
I have to come out with some heat.
And I got to go with something that changed my life,
that changed a movie that, like, you know...
It's something I just couldn't stop watching.
It was the coolest thing I've ever seen at the time.
I'm going with The Matrix.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, all right.
Yeah.
Nice one, brother.
All right.
straight up the Matrix.
The Matrix.
I mean, I mean,
dodging bullets,
the lobby scene.
I mean,
I was in my pool
doing Matrix moves
all the time.
I'd go in a pool
and I'd just do flips and shit.
Yeah,
and I was sitting here like,
you think climbing trees
was gonna work, guys?
Like,
fucking eight.
No,
I could.
I mean.
I mean,
you guys would have all these
killer pins.
The best thing from the 90s tough.
Matrix 2 is ahead of its time.
I mean,
it's,
dude,
honestly,
yeah.
Yeah.
Matrix 2?
Simulation.
Matrix, no, not Matrix 2.
Oh, but Matrix itself was ahead of its time.
For sure.
You got a very solid point on that.
I think it was 98.
And like AI too and all that stuff.
AI simulation theory.
And the style of it.
Like the dress.
The phone, the slide phone.
Yeah.
Carrie Ann Moss, babe.
You know, you want the bone trinity.
Yeah, I like her with her pale skin.
Somehow it works.
Oh my God
Usually you don't like them that pale
So you know with the dog
With the dog that big
You can say whatever you work
Bro
Cyberpunk
That's the aesthetic
She's hotter than the hell
Dude this
God
Yeah
Bro
Big move
Or when Neo
Okay when Neo gets slammed
Against the like subway
Um
A pylon or something
Then he's like
You think he's down
And he gets back up
And he goes
Yeah
And the sound effect
They hit it with
All the dust comes off
Oh, damn, bro.
You guys are killing it with it.
And cemented Keanu
too.
That was like his first like highbrow actually.
Yeah.
I like rad.
I mean, the dojo scene.
Oh, my goodness.
So sick.
Yeah.
Pick 11.
Oh, dude,
Lawrence Fish for an amazing in it.
Are you doing 20?
Five graphs?
I think we'll cut it at four actually.
Well, we'll see how we're, I think we have time.
All right.
We'll go five.
We'll go five.
Because we're on round.
We're in the, we're almost done with three.
We're almost done with three.
Joe, all right.
So this was a huge.
part of my childhood.
When I think of the 90s,
I think of Nickelodeon.
Yeah.
I think of the Nickelodeon shows.
Yep.
All right.
This is what it's all about in the 90s.
Hey, dude.
Uh, double dare.
Salute your shorts.
Nickelodeon guts.
Uh,
uh,
Temple of the,
what is it?
Legions of the Hidden Temple or whatever.
All those 90s, uh, you know,
all that,
all,
all these.
90s Nickelodeon
was phenomenal.
We couldn't turn it off.
Are you afraid of the dark?
Yeah, I am.
Yeah, I am.
They shot all those game shows in Orlando,
and I would have given my life.
I was like, dude, what do I have to do
to get on one of these shows?
Yeah, I wanted to be slimed.
Yeah, I wanted to be
creamed. Yeah, I wanted to be
creamed. Yeah, I wanted to be everything.
Rugrats.
Yeah. Nickelodeon
in the night.
I've got to be honest with you guys.
Nineties, Nickelodeon.
Nicolodeon guy?
I didn't grow up watching a lot of this stuff.
Bullshit.
What are you watching?
Like when people talk to me about Doug, I go, I don't watch that show.
Yeah.
You didn't watch kid shows?
And someone, and my best friend, my best friend Tommy, shout out Tommy.
He was like, you would love the TV show, Doug.
He goes, you should watch it now.
He goes because he would journal.
Because my biggest thing is journaling.
I journal a lot.
Yeah, he would journal.
And I didn't know that.
And so we started watching episodes at his house.
And I was like, oh, bro.
I would have loved this.
Yeah, I would love this.
You missed out on the rock.
I love Nickelodeon, man.
Everything, Nickelodeon.
What did you think of rocket power?
That, I don't know the rocket power.
Oh, man, rock, I would try to get up early to watch Rocket Power.
Rocket Power.
Like, I was like, Rocket Power, but come on, 7030.
Great aesthetic.
That's a great pick, Joe.
I mean, it was emblematic of our lives.
Yeah.
Getting slime, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Damn.
All right.
I got two picks here
Yeah, you got
There are two pins
And I know what I'm doing
And I think one pick's gonna hit
And the other one's not
But wait for the explanation
Yeah, you got a time chances here
Next up I'm going
Steroid baseball
Dude, great pick
Dude
Hey gotta give me that one though
This shit was fucking amazing
Steroid baseball
McGuire and Sosa that summer
Just
steroid baseball
And it was across the board
You had guys like
Well, I mean, it was exciting.
Look at, dude, look at McGuire, bro.
I mean, you can't deny it was exciting.
They looked incredible.
Look, yeah, top left, top left.
These monsters, dude.
Maguire.
Right, baseball.
70 for McGuire, 66 for Sosa.
And like everyone, like Juan Gonzalez,
Raphael Palmero, Jeff Bagwell.
Yeah.
Just monsters everywhere.
Brady Anderson was like a lean runner.
Then he comes back one year with 30 pounds and just rock on it.
Yeah, what a piece of shit.
Did McGuire win a homeroom derby?
I think so, yeah.
They battled.
And I mean,
the bat looked so small
in McGuire's hands.
Let me tell you,
let me tell you something.
That was a cool thing
about the 90s is that like,
I didn't even fuck with sports that heavy,
but I just like knew and it's like,
there was the thing you watch.
It was just so culture.
It captured the psych guys.
Yeah,
exactly.
And it's like,
it was just like a vibe and everything about it was like dope,
you know?
Kenny Powers,
he was dope.
Yeah.
It was amazing.
And,
and you know,
it was,
it kind of,
it did suck when we realized they were all on steroids.
and they had to go on trial
and like they all got kind of shamed
because like in the moment
they played it as just so pure
like American Express would be like
breaking the home run record
priceless.
Remember those commercials?
Yeah.
And it was like,
and I remember my friend's mom was like,
it is priceless.
Like it just really,
and it was after the strike
so baseball was kind of down.
And then all this negative shit was happening.
This like was like this bind,
like bonding thing.
And then the way Sosa and McGuire
treated each other.
Like Sosa was such a good sport about it.
Like after McGuire broke it,
they went up and like punched
each other all buff.
It was the coolest thing ever.
Wow.
That's amazing.
It was mostly associated to.
You brought the personality to it.
So my thing is this is like everybody was doing it, right?
Yeah.
So then the only guys that got like ridiculed for it were the ones that were like
killing it.
Yeah.
If you were just like a mediocre dude on steroids.
Honestly, that's the dumbest shit I ever heard.
Pretty much.
It doesn't make any sense.
It's like, hey, everyone is doing it.
And these guys happen to be killing it pretty fucking hard.
But I'm like, that does.
show that they are talented, right?
Because it's like anybody can take a steroid, but they're not going to be that shit on it.
Well, that's what people say about Barry Bonds is like people think he started doing steroids
right at the end of the 90s and they're like, if you take the first half of his career, he's
a Hall of Famer.
Like he won like six gold gloves, three MVP's.
It's like he was a stud no matter what.
But then there's guys like who weren't that good and then they did roids and like Ken
Ken Caminader or Brett Boone.
Like they did get a lot better after they sauced.
But yeah, it was awesome.
It was a great time to be alive.
All right.
With my next pick, I watched the documentary today.
I would say this is like the flip side of the Woodstock 99 coin.
I'm going with Lilith Fair.
Wow.
So if you guys know what this is, the 90s were the fucking...
Wait for the explanation.
What does that mean again?
Lilith Fair, dude, look it up, dude.
This is going to be tough sledding in the current confines.
Lilith Fair was taking advantage of something in the 90s that was so beautiful and specific.
the greatest female singer-songwriter,
Sarah McLaughlin, Paula Cole,
Natalie Merchant,
the Indigo Girls,
Jewel,
and then Sarah McLaughlin,
they went up my ass.
The festivals and the radio.
I'm bombing here.
Dude.
No, yeah.
The radio and the festivals,
they never put chicks together.
So then Sarah McLaughlin brought all the chicks together.
He was like,
we're going to tour the country.
And the sincerity and the love,
And the talent, dude, it works because of the talent.
All these chicks have some of the best songs of all time.
Meredith Brooks, I'm a bitch, dude.
It's not a DEI pick.
I'm telling you, listen to the music.
Tracy Chapman was there.
And Sarah McLaughlin got a lot of critics, and she just kept building a bigger tag.
Yeah, they're all great.
Everyone who went to it, loved it.
And it was just a very special moment.
We haven't had this kind of singer-songwriter moment from the gals before or after.
It was just a huge cluster of talent.
All right, I'm done.
Sorry, I protest too much, but
I'm a bitch, it's a good song.
It's amazing.
I like it.
No, or Jewel, dude?
Jewel's a bit.
I'm trying to find some songs that will resonate right now with y'all.
Come on, dude.
I have Sarah McLaughlin, man.
Oh, and Cheryl Crow.
Yeah, Cheryl's great.
Come on.
Joe, what do you think?
Of what?
Yeah, no, I mean, I like, I mean, I like all those.
I mean, they're great artists, these women.
And by the way.
But I don't know.
if uh now i'm cooking what's lilith fair named after who's lilith i don't know do you know no do you know
your old uh adjacent christian mythology uh lilith is adam's first wife before eve
oh made of this made of the same material as adam but he didn't want to treat her as an equal so she
left the garden and never heard of that and found her own space never heard of that wow yep dude
how you like that brother
I didn't read about that in the Bible.
Yeah, that was amazing.
All right.
Is it my turn?
No, it's my turn.
It's time for me to take this home.
So with the 14th pick in the draft in the 90s, I'm going to go with 90s snacks.
Yes, it's a great pick, dude.
Okay, 90s snacks.
The delivery on it.
Do you want to eat nuts?
You want to talk like gushers?
you want to talk like fruit by the foot
Dunkeroo's
Dunkeroo's
Capri Sun
Cupree sauce
Yeah
Teddy
Teddy grams
And I don't know if you
Get
Lunchables
90s snacks
We're insane
The vending machine
Oh my god
I wanted to go to the vending machine
Every day
Sick this is a fucking
Oh dude the
Bugles
Bugles
And I was because
It was before the healthy food
Revolution
Yeah
We all just ate it
Soda. Soda was insane in the 90s.
Soda was so good.
Surge, bro.
We were so big.
Or was it sobi?
Sobe?
That drink.
Oh, yeah.
That was big when it came on the scene because he had a big bottle.
But yeah, snacks in the 90s, it was great.
Yeah, that drink right there.
It was before anybody was like, oh, worry about how bad it is or whatever.
And Celsius and coffee kind of knocked it off the shelf.
But at that time, it was like, this is how we get juiced inject.
It's how you get juiced in jack.
It's how you get juiced in jack, bro.
They should have never gave us.
Surge, bro.
Fruit by the foot.
It peaked too much.
No, I'm just saying like, we were too crazy on
Serge, man.
We wanted to match the energy of that fucking can,
bro.
Dude, what about when you get the
pack of chips that had every kind of chip in it?
You had the fritos, the Doritos, the Cheetos.
All in the same pack.
This isn't, this isn't,
I had technically snacks, but
Pizzerias.
Cheap Taco Bell.
Cheap Taco Bell, man.
Yeah.
Dude.
It doesn't get better than that.
And dine in Pizza Hut.
with the salad bar.
Oh yeah,
the round table.
Oh,
round table was the good video games.
And also,
and also
fast food restaurants
used to like have movie themes.
My favorite was
Taco Bell had the Batman
where it was like the Ice Man
where,
yeah.
I remember this exactly.
I was so psyched.
Yeah,
and they always did like special cups or something.
Yeah.
The promotional shit was insane.
It was so motivating.
Yeah.
This is a good one, Joe.
And you know, dude,
also,
What happened to Pepsi?
Yeah.
No one wants a Pepsi anymore.
No one drinks.
And Pepsi used to be right there with Coca-Cola.
It was a legit fight.
They really muffed up.
Damn.
They always had a nice look.
It was like very Andre Agassi-coded.
Do you think it was the Kendall Jenner commercial?
Oh, is that her when she was like trying to be able to be a L-A-L-S.
Yeah.
Look at that.
My buddy wrote that commercial.
No, I'm kidding.
Solid right.
That's a great pick, Joe.
Dunker-Rooz.
Yeah.
Oh, Shmold Daddy's in the chat.
Yeah, we didn't even know lunchebles were bad for us.
I thought they were healthy.
Oh, yeah.
Is that sandwich?
All right.
I'm about to, is my pick?
Yeah, I'm about to seal the deal.
I can't believe this is still on the table.
I mean, this is, this is the 90s.
I'm going with rap beefs.
Rap beefs?
That is so well said.
That is so well said.
I like the way you did that.
Rap beefs.
There's a lot of them.
And you crystallized it exactly what was most interesting.
Too bad.
Tupac Biggie
Incredible
Mutang
For everyone
Nas JZ
Nas JZ
Ice Cube versus
NWA
O yeah
Vaseline
Yeah
It's fucking
Oh hello
Cool J
And
Who was that
The guy
His name's a C
Like cannibal or something like that
What is that
Cannabis
Cannabis
But is that
Best of the 90s
Yeah
Dude
Brackbies were
Bro
I mean
Even if it was
Just
Biggie
and Tupac. That was culturally
defining. And then
it's like 9,000 documentaries. You always reference
this moment, Snoop at the
Source Awards. Yeah.
He's like, you guys... Y'all got a love
for the last school. You don't think we know where the fuck we
had. He's got like the Native American stick in his hand.
Yeah, they got the blue, the fucking blue
crib bandana on his fucking stuff. Rap befs in the knives
were, they're far better than any other beef
that has happened since then. Yeah. The beats nowadays
you're like, ah, weak. It's like machine gun
and Kelly and Eminem and M and you're like, all right, bro.
Well, they're just being rude to each other. Back then, like,
dudes were getting the shit kicked down.
Jumped and stabbed at award shows.
The stakes were high.
Yes, dude.
So I said, y'all ain't got no love for the West Coast.
Incredible.
Dude, the energy of it.
The energy was wild, bro.
The producer all in the video.
Yeah, Shug Night.
To me, like, when I was growing up, I was like, Shugnight's probably the most
intimidating person I've ever seen.
Yeah.
Like, just jacked fucking trapped.
He was huge, dude.
He was filling out his polo.
Yeah, he's huge.
And all the guys he rolled with were like just.
this big, like his other bodyguards were
just as fucking huge, bro.
And they won music by beating people
up, which was really impressive.
Everyone was taking sides, too.
Even, like, this is, this isn't 90s, but
when 50 cents started
shitting on Jarl rule,
oh yeah. Everyone.
Everyone. Even my parents were like,
fuck Jarl rule.
Yeah.
Yeah, because it makes it winner a loser.
Like, if you lose the rap beef, you are
permanently hurt.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was great.
That's a great pick, man.
Great pick.
Yeah, that's awesome.
Chappelle, you're up with two.
Chappelle, you have two.
We got 10 minutes left.
And these are your last two.
Okay.
So I'm going to go with, I think I'm a fucking seal the deal.
Let's see.
The movie Rookie of the Year.
You know?
Funky butt love it.
I was like, funky butt love it, bro.
Okay, that movie made me believe.
I'm like, bro, we could do that?
Like, yo, someone fucking.
on my arm right now, dog.
So I could become a picture
for the Diamondbacks, bro.
This kid, do you know who that is?
Oh, he's from American Pie?
That's Kevin.
That's Kevin? That's Kevin?
Thomasian Nicholas.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, he's the dude from
American Pie.
So here's my thing, though.
And look, this is a great movie.
But I was always a little Big League guy.
Yeah.
Do you remember that one where the kid runs the twins?
Never mind.
Wait, Big League?
Little Big League.
When the kid becomes the manager of the twins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Also, dude, they have angels in the outfield.
Great one with JGL baby.
Well, see, with this pick, you could say the kid sports movies.
Kids sports movies.
All the big green.
And then you encapsulate all these movies.
Okay, I'll do that.
I'll do that.
Yeah, let's give them kids sports movies.
You're welcome for the coaching because that was going to be my last kick, so I'm giving it to you.
Yeah, don't.
Unless you want to go specifically with Rookie of the Year,
I'll challenge you with another movie.
I mean, fucking little giants, bro.
Oh, and then he gets mighty ducks too?
Mighty ducks?
Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying.
It's Sandlot 90s, of course, bro.
Right there.
It's a big kid.
Little Giants was dope.
That was going to be my...
That's the best one.
First of all.
That was going to be my last pick.
You know who looks like the girl and Little Giants?
Icebox and whatever in there?
Audrey Stewart.
Yes.
Yes.
Kind of similar energy.
Yeah.
Oh, we got to get Audrey on here.
Audrey's icebox.
That's Audrey Stewart,
bro.
That's hilarious.
That's Audrey Stewart.
It is Audrey Stewart.
Yeah.
And you know what's her boyfriend.
Her boyfriend, Sam,
kind of looks like Devin Sawa.
Yeah.
Good call.
There are those two.
Dude, 90s kids' kids' sports movies
were fucking dope, bro.
Yeah, that was my last pick.
They were amazing.
Thanks.
A-hole.
That was a great pick.
All right.
All right.
This one,
I don't know how it's going to top,
but it's one thing I always thought about
from the 90s is
the Jamariqui video virtual insanity
Bro, get out of you.
The technology in that video, bro.
Yeah, do that.
Was amazing.
And also, I loved this hat.
I loved the style of the video.
And it's just fucking, yes, right there, bro.
It's fine.
Jamariquai, bro.
Because he was, like, moving.
Like, I don't know how they got that fucking thing
to move like that in the 90s.
It had the people mover
like at the airport.
kind of thing underneath.
Yes, yes, yes.
But it was like the coolest video, coolest song.
They had such a great sound too.
Great sound.
The last piece always tough.
Also, I think that his whole, this whole record is like underrated, bro.
I think people need to give it a lot more love.
But like, yeah, look at that, dude.
Yeah, in the 90s, dude, in the 90s?
It was huge.
That wasn't just, that wasn't just, and I think this album came out of 92 or 93 or something
like that.
But like, yeah, you could just do that.
And also, who was rocking that hat?
Chappelle's having one of the most auspicious
draft debuts in history.
No, like, who was rocking that hat?
It was a big thing.
Because that rape culture was big back then, too.
I got to say that hat is not as big as Joe's dong.
Yeah, that's a condom.
That's Joe's condom.
Fuck, yeah.
Great pick, dude.
Chad, you're up.
Chad, you got a great list.
Chappelle on a two music specific music video.
All right.
Yeah.
All right, this one just came to my head.
This one just came to my head.
I'm so pumped to, you know, because we got,
everyone's got great picks, but you know what we're missing?
Babes.
And you know we're missing a big hog.
Oh!
The Pam Anderson sex tape.
You fuck, dude, you're killing it.
Did that come out in the 90s though?
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
The Pam Anderson sex tape.
You see Tommy with a huge.
fat hog just plowing pan...
That little boat they were on the boat.
And you get him on the boat?
Yeah, bro.
Dude.
And he get P. Anderson who's just the embodiment of 90s hot.
She's not in his hotness, yes.
Pull that, yeah, pull that up, Jaypelle and Chad just were locked in, man.
I mean, freaking Baywatch, bro.
Oh.
Yeah, oh, that, you could have picked that.
Oh, that could be a pick.
I might use that.
Biggest show in Japan ever or something?
It was?
I think so.
Yeah, let me cross check.
I might use Baywatch as my last man.
Someone said pull that.
up Jake.
Pull that up.
Yeah, pull it up.
The fifth pick.
The last pick is always...
Damn, bro.
That was crazy.
Yeah, we shouldn't have known about that,
but we did.
Yeah.
All of us kids, bro, we did...
It's so special because, you know,
nowadays, everyone's just naked on it.
Yeah, it's not as like...
This was an event.
Yeah.
Nowadays, you're like, oh, someone's dick fucking leaked.
Okay, cool.
Yeah, yeah.
It's all hacks.
and stuff.
It doesn't have his, you know, a guy had to physically
break in there and steal it. There was a lot more
excitement around it. Oh, yeah.
Someone broke and stole it. Yeah, like
they weren't paying like one of their
contractors and he went in there and just grabbed it.
Oh, wow. I didn't know that.
Yeah, I think because they did the Rogan
show about it. Oh, really? Yeah.
I got to listen to that.
No. And also
he's holding a camcorder.
Yeah. That's pretty
that's pretty sick. And that's when we found out he had a big
piece. Yeah. Yeah, it was
almost like it made
Tommy more of a legend too
it was probably good for him and kind of bad
for her
unfair sex standards
a lot of that was covered at Lilith Fair
if you guys were taking that pick more seriously
to adjust a lot of those unfair sex
expectations homeowner yeah Joe you're up dude
get it Joe God last pet
I think the chat is watching it now
I gotta
God
skulls what sounds like oh shit she'd given head
man I have a few things in
mind.
Best things from the 90s.
Either way that I go here on those last pick, I'm going to be like, oh, I left this one out.
I mean, I could go pop culture.
I could be like, or I could go like a thing that people did.
Oh, man, this is tough.
You got this.
But I have to pick one.
Best things from the 90s.
All right.
It just, it was so legendary when it came out.
I'm going to go with Titanic.
Great pay.
Yeah, great pick.
That's a song.
I'm glad someone took it.
Yeah, I'm going to say Titanic, okay?
It's huge.
Dryest movie on Earth, but, like, it was huge.
It was huge.
It was huge, bro.
The girls in eighth grade couldn't stop talking about it.
It was insane.
Yeah.
It was like a movie I had to watch like a million times.
Yeah.
And, yeah, and it was a great movie.
I still watch it.
And it's amazing.
It really kind of rounded out, you know, it was a great.
ending to the 90s.
And girls loved it.
You know, who else loved it?
Parents.
Like, we went like 20 deep
to the theater and then dude?
I mean, that last scene, bro.
Yeah, when she throws it away,
why she did that?
And then always famous,
why didn't she let him on the wood?
Why she could have saved him?
And then the song.
The song, yeah.
What's the homie that was evil up in that bitch?
Billy Zane.
He's such a good villain.
Yeah, he's a great villain in that.
A real man makes his own luck.
Ellie Zane brought back to the future.
Dude, I mean, when you're watching it,
You know, when I was a kid, the Titanic breaks in half, and you see the guy falling off of it.
And then he hits, like, the thing.
He's like, doink.
Bro, that part is crazy.
He doinks off the thing.
The shit we were watching as kids, bro.
Oh, dude, yeah.
I was deciding between that and rollerblading.
Oh, dude, that would make a good thing.
Yeah, I know.
And you know what, too?
I saw this recently that.
So it's Kate Winslet's hand on the foggy window.
Uh-huh.
But I guess they did like an insert
And there's James Cameron's
On the insert
He's like I need to get this crew
No no no no
That's that's her hand
Oh okay
The handmark is his
He's like I need to get this perfect
Oh okay
I was like that's James Camry and
Yeah see I gotta take back some
Like jacks I threw to it
Yeah yeah
Hell yeah
Dude hey this is sort of
Some of the dudes playing music
I forgot
The band that's like playing
Still playing at the shit is sinking
I'm like fuck you
you bro.
Fuck this violet.
I'll get a new one.
T. T's got the last pack.
Dude, yeah, 90s, Leo.
All right, dude, I got a pick
that is going to fire everybody up,
dude. This is a pick that is meant
for maximum excitement,
maximum bondage, dude.
I'm talking about
and will it ever happen again,
I doubt it, but for a magical
three-year run, we had it,
I'm talking about a balanced
federal budget, dude.
a fucking economic surplus for three straight years.
Clinton comes in in 93.
He bumps up the top bracket on the tax income to 39%.
He bumps up capital gains.
And then he sets the groundwork.
Newt Gingrich comes in.
I'll give him 30% of the credit.
They redo welfare.
They redo discretionary spending.
And then we get the dot-com boom and the money starts flowing, baby.
And America was kicking ass.
Big ups to the omnibubububbous budget.
Reconciliation Act in 1993
and all the good stuff that came after
the fact. We can argue about what it was this,
what it was that. All I can say is, for a
few years, our country was cooking
and was on sound financial ground.
Wow. That's sick.
Wow. Great pick.
Great pick.
Yeah, I got to say
when he first said it, I love it.
I was like, okay, but then you really sold it.
I felt it. I felt it.
GDP was up there, baby.
We were raking it in.
And now we're just, we're in,
We're in quicksand.
Yeah, right now.
We're trillions in the hole.
Yeah.
We're paying hundreds of billion just on the interest, baby.
What's even going on?
We can't live like that.
Oh, my God, it was three years.
It was a while.
We were really, the problems felt much smaller.
It made everything better.
I don't think Woodstock 99 and Little Affair go as hard if people don't got the
discretionary buns to get over there.
Yeah, if you got the money, of course you're going to be sincere at Little Affair.
You got the money.
Yeah.
All right, should we call Aaron?
Yeah.
I had a, I had Nerf in my own.
I had Nerf on my own.
Super Soakers.
Yeah.
And we should talk about the toys.
Because all the toys were peak in the 90s because tablets hadn't come out.
And sleepovers.
Technology analogs all hit.
Consumer, they all hit for perfect toys.
But the Nerf was huge.
You could check in 90.
Yeah, the balls and like the Nerf, the dart guns.
you know, the little...
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, we used to play like...
You like the balls, don't you?
Yeah, I like the...
Remote control cars.
Yeah.
Oh, dude.
They never worked for more than a couple weeks, but...
Hot wheels.
The race...
The race track, the race car sales?
Yeah.
Was that Hot wheels?
Yeah, we have a nerfy.
Yeah, we put them on the track and you drive them around.
You go to the store and they...
Yeah, that was fun.
And then, oh, trampolines, too, yeah.
Trampolines are sick.
Yeah.
Soap shoes.
Dude, AOL instant messenger
When my crush would log on
And you'd hear the door up, I'd be like, oh, she's on
And I'd be like, just at the computer, like,
And I'd be like, hey, what's up?
And then she'd leave.
Oh, yeah, the door, what about when you'd ask a girl out on AOL?
And then she'd say no, and then he'd go, oh, so that was my brother.
Yeah, yeah, oh, dude.
Yo.
Hello.
Big dog.
Aaron, you're going to love the topic today,
it's a tough one. We have some great lists for you.
We drafted
the best things from the 90s.
Okay.
That's hilarious.
Okay.
I just got my
eyes on the list
so far. Take your time, brother.
Yeah, take your time.
Okay. Yeah, okay.
All right, you need a recap?
Yeah.
Yep. Give it back, dude.
Okay.
All right. We got Woodson.
Stock 99.
Tombstone the movie.
Bone thugs in harmony to crossroads.
Kids sports movies.
Virtual Insanity by Jemarquay.
We got Michael Jordan and the Bulls.
Nintendo 64.
The Matrix.
Rap Beefs.
The Pam Anderson sex tape.
Then we have starter jackets,
grunge music,
Nickelodeon,
snacks.
and the Titanic movie
and we have
sitcoms
MTV
steroid baseball
Lilit's Fair
and a balanced
federal budget
that's a hell of a way to go out.
That's amazing.
That's a hell of a way to go out.
Wow. I'm so thrilled for a loop by that one.
Was that a good thing? I don't even know.
Let's see. It's interesting that one of these is a lot of media.
Oh, yeah. I didn't even think of that.
Yeah.
Almost all stuff you can watch on TV.
Or let me get off that.
So like, obviously sitcoms, you mean the 90s sitcoms, not just sitcoms in general.
Yeah, let's put 90s on there just to give it some a little.
I mean, obviously they didn't become invented then.
um
something
that is the 80s
but um
now I can't figure it out
well MTV
obviously started in the 80s
um
but if the person
who's arguing the MTV was better in the 90s
I can't argue against that
um
I think for
did you take like cold medicine today
what's going
on you got to start cooking Aaron
me oh sorry um
it's later we're doing this late at night
I mean 11 a.m. when we normally do this
um
all right I think I'm
I'm a rule
and I think it should be obvious why
my fourth pick is going to be
Woodstock 99
oh man
yeah
uh
I don't think Woodstock 99 was good
I don't think that was a positive thing.
Oh, wow.
There was also one in 1994, guys.
There was one in 1994.
Aaron's unpredictable.
Yeah.
I think if you were heard...
When you listen back to this, Aaron, you're going to...
He was so persuasive, but yeah, I hear you.
Yeah, well, I mean, I love to do that, and I love to hear what I missed.
Rarely do I change my mind, but it happens.
All right.
and I think for my number three
I'm going to go with the
sitcoms
MTV steroid baseball low as fair
yeah third place
I mean I do agree MTV is better in the 90s
sitcoms were definitely good in the 90s
steroid baseball is my favorite thing on this list
but the balanced budget thing is
at Louis Fair both kind of
you don't say
yeah I can feel a
discernible.
I didn't know a little fair
with kids alone.
Yeah, that was a hard one to plow
through here and I won't lie to you.
A balanced federal budget would be great
if everybody had
everything they need.
But in this country, we don't.
Anyway, let's not get too political.
But I do think the distribution
and median income was at a good point
relative to the top income market, but it's fair
enough.
Maybe, but it's an argument
for another day.
and I think for number two, I'm going to go,
man, these last two are good.
I think I'm going to go starter jackets.
Yeah, starter jackets, grunge music.
Yeah, starter jackets, I think grunge
probably could have been the number one here.
And I think it plays better as a list.
But it's pretty dang.
I like this list.
The snacks in the 90s were off the hook.
There's no doubt about it.
Aaron, you watch that sex tape, didn't you?
Thanks, Aaron.
Of course I did.
Who did?
Jesus Christ.
So, yeah, the winner here is whoever drafted Michael Jordan.
That's me.
That's me.
That's me.
Nintendo 64, the Matrix rap beefs, and the Pam Anderson.
Amazing things.
Man.
Nice.
You crushed it, man.
It was beautiful.
Beautiful.
You know, I love the 90s.
I want to go back.
I want to live there forever and ever.
Aaron, thank you so much.
I knew you'd have a boner for both Michael Jordan and...
Aaron, that was me number two.
It was Joe.
Joe, you's good for two.
Yeah.
I was number three, Aaron, and Chappelle Lacey was number four.
Oh, Chappelle, I love you, man.
Aaron, I got to say it feels good.
I haven't made you cream in a while and it feels good.
Amazing.
Over Woodstock,
ah,
Woodstock,
94 was better than 99.
That was a good one.
That's when Green Day had all the mud all over them.
Yeah,
and that's,
that's Duky right there.
Yeah,
that is.
That is Duky, yes.
All right,
Aaron.
But I like what you're thinking here.
I like what you're thinking.
Tombstone,
love it.
Yeah.
Doesn't harm me to crossroads.
Love it.
The kids sports movies,
they did not get any better.
I mean,
it's all good,
but
yeah.
We're stuck 99.
It's a rough start.
All right.
Yeah.
See, Air factor's in when you pick them.
I like that.
Yeah.
Yeah, which is a lot.
Which makes sense.
Yeah.
And an overall list.
It's, yeah, the order matters, but also the overall.
Yeah.
Well, we love you, brother.
Thank you.
Thank you for playing late with us and for coming in with the good judgment as always, brother.
We appreciate your clarity.
Thank you.
Yeah.
All right, guys.
Thanks, Aaron.
Yeah, man.
guys that was a fun one
that was great time
thanks for having me guys
you got to have you back
yeah you're awesome man
we gotta talk more 90s
a lot of fun dude
we gotta have you whatever
Joe
congratulations on getting past brother
thank you guys
well deserved
everyone go see Joe
Joe and Chappelle at the comedy store
yeah that's where I'm headed right now
is heading there now
are you got spot?
Yeah
nice
all right
well good stuff guys
