Going Deep with Chad and JT - Draft - Best Songs to Make Love to - EP 356

Episode Date: August 21, 2024

#goingdeepwithchadandjt #podcast #comedy Today we are joined by Chris and Strider to Draft the Best songs to bone to of All time. Each list is very unique to each person depending on past experiences. They will HAVE to give a dank reasoning behind each one to get the judges approval. Today we have a LIVE chat voting by chat to see who wins! LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW ON WHO YOU THINK WON!! We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! WE JUST ADDED 30 NEW cities for fall dates into 2025Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 8 wins JT: 8 wins Strider: 7 wins Chris Parr: 7 winsBrad Fuller: 1 Win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 0 Wins (THE PEOPLES CHAMP) Thanks to Our Sponsors: CHUBBIES SHORTS: Get 20% off with promo code Goingdeep20 at Checkout  Https://www.Chubbiesshorts.com BetterHelp: Get 10% your first month and  Get Matched to the  Best Therapist for You.  https://www.betterhelp.com/goingdeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

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actually bone to music. I think it's less than you would think from watching movies. Right. And you kind of like, once the wheels are in motion to say, hey, stop, put on Spotify and put on the right song, that's a lot of work. Yeah, and it's like, people are picky about like,

a lot of things. You don't want to give them another thing to be picky about. Yeah, good call. But it was a fun draft. Lots of fun. And yeah, I'm sorry. Also, you can check this out live on Twitch, Twitch.tv slash Chad JT Go Deep.

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Trying to get the rock out of her mouth? Dude. Uh, she just, she likes, she plays keep away. So, uh, so you know the, you know in Pirates of the Caribbean where the guy's chasing the girls around? I think they changed it now. Yup. To where I think the women are chasing the guys. That's

me with Lola sometimes around the yard. I'm just chasing her around. Yeah, I guess rape is cool if it goes the other way. Yeah. What's your voice? Good call, Disney. What's that? What's your voice when you're telling Lola to get inside? Oh, dude. It's not very assertive. Hey, Lola, can you come inside please? No, it's not that

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And now Lola is training you to play that. Yeah. I don't know how to break it, dude. I don't know how to break it. And so basically for the chat and everyone listening, I am a little bit late because I couldn't get Lola inside. She's running around the backyard. Kennedy and I, my girlfriend, we were teaming up, you know, because we knew

because we left the back door open, right? So Lola had her rock and she was at the back. And as soon as she, she knows when we're about to leave. So she runs outside. And so what I did, she was at the back door at the edge. And she's like, come and get me. I went around the front door, around the back gate, sneaked up behind her.

I did a fricking, what's that move in Call of Duty when you come in from the side? Assassination, dude. You assassinated? No, no, no. I flanked her. Oh. Flanked the shit out of her. She didn't know I was coming. Boom, grabbed her.

I was like, get inside. Do you think she's gonna be mad at you for a while because of that? Oh yeah. Yeah. Why don't you just have a treat on you? Like cheese. She's too smart for that.

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he's running straight up to me. Oh, she knows exactly what I'm doing. If I bring out treats, if I have a piece of chicken, she's like, I don't even try to play that. Let me grab the wheel here for a smooth transition. So we're talking dogs. But now let's talk about being dogs.

We got a draft today and it's a spicy, sexy all out party. Today we are drafting the top songs to bone to. Ooh. Now, how did you guys feel doing your research for this? Man, okay, you know what? There are some lists online. Chat GPT was robotic as fuck when it came to it. I'm like, dude, you don't even bone chat GPT clearly. Just a bunch of techno dudes.

Yeah, yeah, it's like, dude, every song can't be Daft Punk. Um, but there are some lists, but you know what? There are some truth be told, though, I don't bone music. That's what I found. That's really hard because it's like, I've never done it. I don't think I'll ever do it. Yeah. I go, I go lights on, no covers.

Yep. Raw dog. Because you make the music. No, because I've never had sex. Oh, dude. That's special. What to do? Thank you for being honest about that.

Once it happens, dude, it's going to be sick, but I probably won't put on it. Because how do you pick the song? Right. And it's like, hold on. And then as the song ends and you actually have shuffle on or something Yeah, what do you do? Yeah exactly freaking closer by nine-inch nails comes up next Yeah, a lot of people put that on list and I was like I don't know

There's songs there's songs about boning. I don't know if those are the best songs to bone to. Correct. There's also songs that might be sexy or get you in the mood to bone. But then once the boning happens, that's not exactly the song you want on. Like the Nine Inch Nails Closer, that's something if you heard it at the club and you made eye contact with someone, then it could lead to the bone. But if you put that on during the bone, I think you're gonna kind of, she's either gonna get scared or laugh. Correct. Like also Jock Jams, y'all ready for this?

That's something that you undress to. Not necessarily something you want to actually bone to. 100. You bone to the Macarena. You bone to Macarena or Mambo number five. I don't think anyone's gonna pick this, but I picture Miami Vice like, I don't think anyone's gonna pick this, but I picture Miami Vice like, in my mind I play the Encore Jay-Z, Encore non remix, where I'm having mojito and just spreading cheeks. That's what's going on in my mind.

Every time I put on an encore, when I'm hitting him from the back, though I pretend I'm pulling out guns while I'm trying to call a call, dude. Did you wear shoulder holsters while you bowed? Dude, that's tight. Dude. There's no other way. That's actually what protection means, dude, is shoulder holsters.

I know. Dude, one time I was playing a song and this is one of the few times that I porked to music, and then corn came on. Oh, nice. Which is kind of like Woodstock 99 vibes. It wasn't that great. Well, yeah, because tempo wise, you've you gotta start doing like the vibrator chism. Well I was head banging too.

Oh yeah. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Yeah dude. Busted real quick. Well it sounds like we're all on the same page here guys. So I think this draft is actually gonna be more simpatico sensibility wise. Should we hit the odds or evens?

Let's do it. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, do it. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, even, Steven. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, Chris, last pick. No, no, no. That was even. He did two. I did two. Oh, one, two, three, shoot. Oh, damn.

Dude, what's with us? One, two, three, shoot. Oh, fuck, no! There's one song I really want that I think you guys are going to pick. I don't know if I will. You might get shit, dude. I don't know shit, bro. All right. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. One, two, three, shoot. We need a new game. All right. One, two, three, shoot.

Okay. Oh, damn. All right. Paper rocks in between you. Shoot, okay. Wait, wait, wait. How do you call it? You call it. Uh, shoot. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, wait, wait, how do you call it? You call it? Uh, shoot. Okay. Okay Fuck Christopher number one pick. I feel like it's a popular song on the pod and Jenny wine pony. Oh, yeah. Damn. That was my number one. Okay. Okay. Okay, but it's a little I hear you But but this is this is on every list. I don't know what to do in this thing. So I was like, you know what? I'm just gonna go it pops up on a lot I feel like

It actually has enough of like the tempo of it is bonable Yeah, and I feel like you could even it even leaves a little bit of leeway for different tempos a little bit You know, I mean, so it's not like it's not just like yeah you don't it's not forcing you just because some of the songs that were like on list it's like yeah you're only going one speed this one I feel like you can kind of because if you go slower than the beat you can go right on the beat you know totally work right obviously like it's a sexy song no doubt doubt. It's in, it's in, it's sexy scenes in Magic Mike. Correct.

It's, I mean, it's a great foreplay song as well. I almost put it as a foreplay song, but I'm like, Chris, I don't bone to music really, so this could be right. Is that, is, as a foreplay song though, in the same category? Or is this when you're inside? I think foreplay is part of lovemaking.

I think, and I think partplay is part of lovemaking. And I think part of the reason it wouldn't work for actual boning is that everyone equates it as a boning song. So if you put it on, the girl would be like, really, like this is so on the nose? But I think if aliens came down from space and they were like, hey, will you teach us

how to fornicate human style? And we're like, hey, they need music for it. We'd give them pony and they wouldn't bristle at it being cliche. They would just jive to it's smooth tempo. Oh, they'd be procreating. Or what if it's like the fourth song on your sex playlist? That's what I mean.

You're already in the throes of it and then it comes on. Don't you think you'd be like, oh. That's a great point. Like you said, like you have a playlist going and then a curve ball comes on. If this comes on in a playlist in the middle of the throes of passion, you're fine. You're not really skipping a beat. You're going to continue boning.

A quick question. Going off the alien example, if an alien, if an alien race came down and picked you to mate with them, would you do it? Yeah, I'd be honored. I'd be like, let me check with my wife real quick. And then afterwards, my wife would come out to me but permission to shake hands But the father of my kids who's the bravest man I've ever met I think you just got to do it and then be like I'm sorry. I didn't ask for permission But I felt like if somebody should be like I think you would agree that I'm a good person to introduce

Aliens to humanity so I felt like was, we don't know what their intentions are and I felt like I would be a good ambassador to that. And like, I hope you can forgive me. But I did it for the fate of the world. I'm so progressive too. I'd do some give back. I'd be like, look, there's a male alien and his antenna looks long.

Yeah. Yeah. Right. And now the doors have been opened. Yes, absolutely. 100%. I mean, that is so groovy. Oh, I've never seen the music video. Yeah. Jenny Lines, the man. This is a great bone song too. I mean, just that, boom, boom. Yeah, look at JT's hips thrusting. Beautiful.

Boom, boom. Whoa. Do you think it'd be tough to like, you know, you're genuine, you make this song, you know, it's kind of like Pete Davidson being known for having a wrench. The pressure of being the guy. Yeah. So true.

But I mean, the- It's like how Mike Tyson felt. The way he's dancing though is, oh my goodness. You can dance well, you can move like that. Dude, are you for real right now? I'm serious, I'm serious, I've seen you do that, dude. I've seen you slide like that. Dude, you slide very well, dude. It's like your balls of your feet are greased, baby.

Ballsy. Dude, you know what? Fashionably, you should do this no shirt underneath a jacket look. You can pull that off. Give it a shot. And baggy jeans and the top hat. And no boxers.

No boxers but sag a little so we see your wiener lines. Ooh! Oh! What the f-? Hey Jake, make sure that part's in the clip. The body roll. I'm gonna give it a shot. I'm gonna try to be sexy for this fall.

Yeah, it's gonna be warm so you could and that outfit kind of looks warm. Yeah. I think you can kind of wear that all season. You can wear that. At least all seasons in SoCal. I was gonna say in California, that's a three seasons jacket that he's wearing so you're fine in SoCal. I know what Strider's doing.

You probably do. You're up. Oh yeah, I know what you're doing. Yeah, me too. I totally know. Dude, the gladiator sound. No, I'm gonna do, it's actually not a bad light but it's a little too moody. I know what you're doing. Yeah, me too. I totally know. Dude, the gladiator sound. No, I'm gonna do, it's actually not a bad line,

but it's a little too moody. I'm gonna do Marvin Gaye's Sexual Healing, dude. Nice, good pick. I mean, it's just chalk. You hear this song and you get a boner. If you're a lady and you hear this song, you get a lady boner. It's just sexy, dude. It is the it's.

Here's my here's my take on it. I don't know if I'd bone to it, but it is kind of known as the boning song. When you listen to it, it the everything about it is sexy. Like the way it sounds, because let's Get It On is more funny. Like you're not gonna play that if you're trying to get horny. Let's get it on. But this one, if you put it on, you get horny. This song makes me horny. It makes you get you horny. It's just, it's nice. Let's hear it. Jake, can I hear it a little bit?

Jake, can we play it? Jake, I'm horny for this song. Oh, I take that back. I would totally bone him, bro. It's also, you know, it's not like one of these songs where he's like, I'm going to destroy you, you know, I'm going to rip you apart. Yeah, no. He's like, we're going to mend each other through this union. And what do you say? You used to always say when you were going to give the ladies the hog, apart. Yeah, he's like we're gonna mend each other through this And what do you say union used to always say when you were gonna give the ladies the hog you'd say it's the medicine Weenis is medicine, maybe even feeling ill

Well, the doctor's here. Yeah, and I got the prescription for it. It's time to operate now. You need the medicine You need the medicine. You need some medicine. You need to stay on this antibiotic for a couple of weeks. You need some Penadryl. You need two. Penadryl. Here's the thing, in the 70s, were they more sensual?

I feel like now it's like I need to destroy that box you know and and back then it's kind of like I want to make love to you. Yeah exactly it's all about love making dude. Look he's with a hot nurse right now dude I mean come on bro. Blood pressure just went up. Yeah just because we're further along in time doesn't mean we're necessarily better. True. I think lovemaking in the 70s was better. It was the, was that the era of free love or was that the 60s?

60s. But I think 70s is like disco. Yeah. I just pictured floors. Yeah, floors with lights, lots of bush. Yeah. Sick. That's so nice.

Natural. That's pretty cool. You know, I'm in a tough spot. You guys took my top two picks. You guys drafting super well. I should expect nothing less from killers like you guys. And you know, I think you guys are doing the right thing. We're going with top line all time sex classics. So I'm going to go in the same direction with what I think is the apotheosis of said jams.

I'm going with the disgraced legend R. Kelly, Bump and Grind. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great, great song. You know, we are here separating the artist from the art. Yeah, well, yeah. And, but looking at this song. It's tough here, cause it is about this, yeah. Cause it's so close to the offending behavior,

what he's talking about here. Yeah. But. Yeah, he doesn't mention peeing on anyone in this song. And that's not something that we're into here. No, no. The thing is you can, what made his music good too, is you could hear how horny he was.

I don't think anyone ever sounded hornier on the track. Ooh. Imagine having sex. Like, you put on this, you're having sex, this song comes on, and then you have to get through the 25 seconds of it. I don't want to hurt nobody. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's why you got the remote in your hand and you got it low.

Right, and you just... That's because the volume's low. And then you're on YouTube on Apple TV and you're just trying to fast well No, she's like kissing you, but you're just like holding the volume. Yep. Oh and then you turn it up That's on that's a great call. Yeah, and then you finally put them and then when you turn the volume on not I don't Yeah, all black artists so far Yeah, not surprised at all. All right. Am I gonna pick Weezer? Dude, they're all virgin.

I'm going with Wilco, Jesus, et cetera. Dude, the dandy Warhols. Get out of here, dude. Okay, I'm gonna go with the first boner song of my life. I love it. First I even know what this piece of lingerie underwear was until this song came out. Still makes me horny. It's the thong song by Cisco. He's going thong song, man. Wait, you know, before we even talk about let's just play it. Yeah, dude, this is hilarious, bro. Baby, me and my butt, butt, butt. She's singing again. She had dumps like ch-ch-ch-ch.

Guys, I want, want, want. It's actually sexier than I remember. Same here. I was going to be like, this is a joke. I thought it was real. No, it's sexy. The lyrics are a little goofballing. But they all are.

You're going to have a problem where you're going to stop having sex as both of you are singing the song, right? It's a little too earworm II. Yeah careful with some of these songs. I was like, but then I'll just end up And she's just saying it right back to you. Like, baby, move your butt. Butt, butt, bum. She had me singing again.

Oh yeah, dude. That's fun. Yeah. Well, I mean, I think we gotta set a new mandate here though. Because we're talking about it, but are we really putting it where it is? I think every one of us has to go home and over the course of the next three weeks play these songs while we hit. That's all weekend I was going hey babe should we do some research? I love it. That's the call dude. Babe come on. I'll let you know when she finally says yes.

I'm just like no. But yeah I tried because I was like I'm genuinely confused and she's like yeah I don't know I don't know how you do how you pick this one. I don't know how you pick for this This is a fast and it's a little quicker. I feel like the tempo is a little quicker on this one I mean like a rhythmically I feel like your hips are hitting up Like you're hitting a pump on every half beat, right? boom boom boom boom Slow to it to Bim, boogie, ba, ba, ba. I said sing it again.

Yeah, I think you figured it out. Yeah, it works, it works. You can definitely go slow on it too. Hell yeah. One more pick. Oh shit, oh, I totally forgot. Okay. Is that the song that you wanted by the way

at the beginning of the draft where you're like, fuck, I'm not gonna go. I thought I totally forgot. Okay. Is that the song that you want it by the way at the beginning of the draft? We're like fuck. I'm yeah Dad thought I thought you're gonna take it. I thought about it Okay, are we going five? Yeah, we're going six Please don't Do you read it so funny? Okay comments? I don't remember who said it but it's like best songs have sex, too It's just whatever your mom's listening to Okay, yeah, I gotta go with this one. I gotta go with magic stick

Dude but I knew that we bone different Against a 15 year old from 2004. He's just taking it to us. Chad's insane. Do you know how much I've listened to these songs in carpool in front of my mom? When Chad comes to pick up his girlfriend the parents are scared. Can you imagine being a woman listening to this song while a guy has sex with him? What do you mean can you imagine? Ask my girlfriend dude. I'll ask her dude.

Alright, turn it up, turn it up. I'll show you magic. What? What? Magic uh huh uh huh. I found the magic in you. You're at home with your cigo. This comes on. Are you not slowly undressing? And she's slowly mirroring what you're doing. Dude it's tough to imagine brother.

It's tough to imagine, brother. It's tough to imagine. Let me just say I'd do it, and it's awesome. It's a good point, dude. All right. Dude, y'all, I'm going to, none of y'all. I love it. I love it.

It's so good. I'm going to say this song, and no one's going to know it, and people are going to be like, oh. Is it too early for that? No. Trust me. And then you're going to hear, trust me. No, when the strings come in, dude. And then you're gonna hear it. I'm going with Portishead, Glory Box. Oh, Portishead. I like Portishead, but I don't know this song. I'll probably... If I know it, will I hear it? Will I know it? Just wait till you hear it. I'm pretty sure you just made this up. Okay, okay. Okay. Wait, hold on, hold on.

Give me a reason to believe. Okay. Yeah, I was doubting at first, but... A woman... Oh, dude, you know what it's... fuck! I found out why... Dude! It's... Nicholas Cage has sex to it in Lord of War.

Hilarious. Not in the movie. I knew Nicholas Cage had sex to it in Lord of War You guys love Lord of War I Love that movie. Do you know the sickest twist at the end dude shit? It blew my mind in college. Oh See what's gonna blow people's minds while boning dude? I kind of have an artist in mind, but I don't know the name of the song off the top of my head. I know the guy who sings it, but I don't remember the song.

Incredibly prepared. Yeah, what? How many songs did you write down? Zero, dude. This has been a consistent thing with you. Okay. I'm going to go with- He's not prepping anymore.

Some style here. I could probably get this later, but I'm going to go with Van Morrison, Into the Mystic. My dad loves this song. You were maybe created to this song, dude. You know, you lay down, it's classy boning. You've just finished darting. Yeah, the horns. The horns are. Can you say horny without horns? Good point. I picture him, he's darting, just walking. What's up, dude? Look, I veered from Rolling Stone's top 40 there.

I should have stuck with it. But no, I mean, it is in movies. It is in boning movies, boning scenes in movies, I think. Is it? I don't know. I think so. I think it's in this movie called Gone in 50 Seconds, dude. Which is what you're gonna do if you play that song where you bone, you'll be done in 50 seconds. It's a beautiful song. And I knew you were gonna go

Roy Orbison, Van Morrison. You were raised on that stuff. Yeah. They're great artists. I don't bone to music. This is hard, dude. I should have done to Marvin Gaye song. What turns you on, Chris? I think this one I'm going to go with Rihanna song. That's so smart. She's smart. I should have done that. And specifically, I'm going to go with only girl parentheses in the world.

And this one, you're gonna have you're gonna have to keep up the pace I think it's the right artist maybe not the right song but like S&M you know that's what I mean exactly later stuff like needed me songs she's got a the thing is you look at a lot of horny she's got so many horny songs I just happen to really like this song. She's probably the horniest This is pure stand-up sex. Oh, yeah, you're pumping. I'm saying you're having sex in a nightclub Not quite, but I hear what you're saying. I think you're sitting back and she's just like I'm the only girl in the world looking at you

Grabbing your hair sit telling you shut the fuck up So you haven't been dating for a while if she's putting in that word. Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. This is the first couple months here, dude. No, this is intense. You know, it's, like I said, it's high tempo. Dude, everyone's gonna think we're a fucking virgin after this trip.

Dude, that's why I got that out of the way earlier. We're blowing it, dude. We're totally blowing it, bro. Had sex before your Zumba sex is nice. Are we burning this thing? Are we burning this thing? Zumba sex is nice. Zumba sex is nice.

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I love this song. So if this song comes on and I'm on the dance floor, guaranteed I'm having sex at that moment. Right. For sure. Stand up. Yeah, for sure. ["Make Love in this Club"] Yeah, for sure.

Is it back to me now? Yeah. All right. I'm going to go with. I'm once again, I know the artist, but I'm trying to think of a song, the name of the song. OK, I know it. I'm gonna go with, look, I'm an old head guy. It's another old head pick by me. Trust my last two, I'll get some EDM in there for you guys.

But right now, I'm just gonna go with Peter Gabriel, In Your Eyes. Oh, nice, iconic. It's almost one of those more things like where I'm like is this something that you would do before you bone Oh, but I'm then I'm like actually All the songs I think it's one of the more realistic to actually be played during the sex. Yeah, maybe it is No Gabriel sexy guy music video though. Yeah, close your eyes the music dude the 80s ripped You could just be a pop star like that. This is like the girl you've got a crush on, dude.

It's basically the movie. Yeah, that's what you do in the blood. Dude, this is like you're holding a boombox outside the girl's crush. And I like that. And the dad doesn't like you. The dad. He's a representative of like Reaganomics and you know. You're from the other side of the tracks, but you know, she's going to London for an

internship. And it's like the cognitive dissonance of him acting like a good guy, but actually being greedy underneath it. Shari, that's the first one I can really picture you boning to. Thank you so much, dude. It is what I would bone to if I boned it to music. I might've been made to that.

I was made in the eighties, dude. Great pick. I'm going with my first white guy. I think he's sexy as hell. I think he lays down the slow rock rhythms that are just perfect for a nice hip thrust. I wouldn't even call it a thrust. I'd call it a gyration.

I'd call it a wave, a hip wave. Mayor's good, but I'm going, hose your work song. Let's hear it. The video's sexy too. It's a good song. When my time comes around, lay me gently in the cold dark. Dude, I want to have sex with you right now, dude, with that list. That's a good ass list, dude.

JT, dude. He speaks through his music, dude. You're safe. Thank you. Here's the thing. I'm not sure about this though. Hey, whatever it turns into that's okay. But here's the thing. I just want to say this to you.

I've been hurt before and I can't risk it again. I've got a family now. A son. I'll be a stud Anything to get in there We think you should have number one for magic stick You know what you're doing I'm getting number four you know what you're doing, dude. I'm getting number four. Chat, you know what you're doing.

There's no way. There is way, dude. Dude, magic stick. Look at the numbers on the scoreboard. Dude, how many virgins are in our chat right now, dude? And then me and Strider tied for two. Yeah. Oh, cool. Nice.

Dude, chat, what are you doing, dude? What are they doing? They're doing everything correct. I mean, we got pink star juice in there Yeah, we should and we got a huge anus And we got fucking that hose your song was good bro for a second I was like JT blow it here and then that then they started playing it and I was like dude Nope left Becca to see Hozier alone and Coachella so I could go back to the campsite do more drugs. She brings it up all the time dude Cuz that song came on bro that comes on Becca to see Hozier alone at Coachella so I could go back to the campsite, do more drugs. She brings it up all the time. Dude.

Cause that song came on. Bro, that comes on. Having a ball, dude. What can you do? All right. My turn? Chad going back to back. All right.

Yeah. Can't believe this one's not been picked. Marcy's playground. I'm gonna go with Twisted by Keith Sweat. Oh, nice. Yeah. That's a track. I mean, Keith Sweat, you got it.

You don't know who Keith Sweat is. I don't know 100% from the list. I know this song. I know Keith Sweat's little list. No, dude, is this Satchi PT? This is Satchi PT 100%. I love Keith Sweat. I love Keith Sweat dude. There's no way. Listen to this song. No, I like, I like Keith Sweat. Listen to this song. Look at Chad listening to it for the first time. Jake, go to the uh...

to the uh, chat, if you vote Chad number one for that pick, I'm going to have to kick all of you guys out of the chat, dude. Seriously. That's a good song though. Yeah, dude. What the fuck? I mean, dude, have you heard that before? Be honest. Yeah, I've heard that before. What's your second favorite key, key sweats song? I don't know any of those Is it? Look, One Hit Wonder, that's cool. I don't mind that. I was just checking cause you were like Keith Sweat, Keith, you made it I do love Keith Sweat

Yeah Anyways. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry Enough of the hate I don't wanna hate You're talking to the number one round two pick guy. That's true. That's true. We've doubted you before. Yeah. I Mean I didn't see you singing it. You know what I mean? Like I'm just going off of it. You know what? Enough Next you're gonna pick BK have it your way, dude

Next you're gonna pick BK have it your way dude Dude surprisingly good song to bone to. Alright, I can guarantee I've heard this song and I love this song and It's part of you know, probably one of my favorite boning scenes Take my breath away by Berlin. Nice one, dude. Beautiful and Top Gun Maverick, let's fucking go dude. Dude I mean Kelly McGillis taking the rod. Do you think Maverick eats ass? Yes, he better dude because he owes eating her butt because he comes straight from playing beach volleyball in denim jeans, wearing no underwear, rides a motorcycle in the San Diego heat straight to her house into a bone session. No, they don't. Does he change?

He says, he's like kind of shower. Oh, he says that. Chris, great memory. Okay. He should still eat her butt though. And then bone later. Good call. later Good like different different different day. I doubt he probably played beach volleyball to be fair though He probably played beach volleyball with the boys that day too true true, and you know, we're in jeans He doesn't play in shorts, but what an alpha why would you ever play in shorts?

What an alpha move to show up to a date? Can I shower? Can I shower? Yeah such a good I haven't tried that I'm a busy guy. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I got caught up, can I shower? Can I shower? Yeah, such a good move. I haven't tried that. I'm a busy guy. Yeah. Oh, sorry, I got caught up, can I shower? I'm a fighter pilot. Cause it's also like, you know, it's also like a low key way to be like, maybe they'll get in.

Exactly. No pressure though. You know, I'm just taking a shower. Just can I borrow your shower? Do you know what you do? Then you get to snoop a little bit, look in the bathroom, see what products they use. Exactly exactly what price point, you know Try and figure out what's going on with them smell something you go. I think that's lavender even if it's not everything's lavender

This is a really tough one I Wish we were doing ten Dude I found this I want JT to do my last picks. I think I'm going to do... Take my breath away. All right, I'm going to go with Prince 17 days. Prince is a great artist to put on here. I mean, the fact that Prince is only showing up now

It's alarming for all of us Bingo now wait on a 17 days piano and microphone. It's a it's a deep cut this one Can I change it? Nope. Nope. It's locked in. I do like the song though. Yeah.

It's a pretty song. Yeah. But I hear you on the, ha ha ha. Yeah. Wait a second. No, I gotta change it. I gotta change it. I gotta change it.

Yeah. Look, no one's perfect. And you know what? That's part of what beauty is lies in imperfection. So I blew it there perfect now I blew it there All right strides you're up. Well people are saying the the album version might have been that I'll play the original Yeah, play the original. Let's hear that's the one I meant Oh, that's good. That's pretty sick.

Would have been better, but you did the piano and microphone version. So tough. She gets you out of the woods though. I still don't think it gets you. No, I think it does. I think that gets me out of the woods. No you got to go to the, I fucked up. We got to go microphone and whatever version.

Damn Strider. You're crushing with the audience. I'm honored. I'm honored. You know, those are picks that all speak to me. You know what? These are all songs I would put on while boning if I boned to music. That's true.

This next one. So you don't think I'd put on Keith Sweat if I was? I think you'd be surprised. You'd be like, whoa, my playlist algorithm knows me. This computer knows me. Wow, it picked a good song for me in the middle of this, dude. What the hell is this? Dude, you were so funny.

Your face was hilarious. I was like, Jake, play that one. Hey. I never heard it in his life. I just don't bone to music because I bone to podcasts, dude. Oh, you bone to Rogan? Yeah. Dude, I bone to that fantasy.

I was actually like, I could see Chad bone into Huberman. It's bone to this ice bath. With a nasal strip on it. Yeah. All right, Strider, you got one. Okay. I think I'm going to go with, I want to go with something that's, it's funny because I'm an old head, I guess I'm stealing this phrase from chat. This isn't a new or artist or anything,

and it's from a sexual movie. We already talked about it in the beginning, but I think this is the right song by this artist. It's Moby, and I'm pretty sure it's Porcelain. Oh yeah, that's it. I'm pretty sure it's Porcelain. This is a good one. This is a really good one.

You're Liz Rips, dude. This is a good one. I was like, is it Memory of the Gospel? Which one's the one in, fucking Miami Vice, right? This is a really good you're loose rips, dude This is a good one. I was like, is it memory gospel or which one's the one in? Fucking Miami Vice, right? This is that no, it's not a my right. Yeah. Here we go You're boning during this this is in the background you're both you're you've connected for Start are you the best at boning in this squad? No, JT Strider. No way. He has no way. I'm bad at sex, dude. Don't get me wrong.

I'll T-dart for days. I have my moves. I'll make sure she enjoys herself, but it's gonna be. JT, I don't know, dude. No, I'll tell you. He might be the best. You say the time and the place, I'll be there. Also, I haven't been wanking it.

JT's got the medicine. So all my sexual chi highly concentrate. Oh, I love that. How many days have you gone? Do you feel what I just made? I absolutely do. I'm serious. And through your music, I feel that.

I'm not kidding, dude. How many days have you gone? No, Craig, just eight days. That's good. That's good. For me, it's amazing, yeah. How do you feel? Do you feel anxious? I feel in complete mastery of my desire. I love that

I left my grandma an angry voicemail last night. She's been dead for five years Call me back You got two picks take this home, baby, I'm gonna go with West Coast by Lana Del Rey Yeah, it's a little sexy. I wanted somethingereal, you know, I didn't really have that yet. I kind of only got club jams right now into that Yes, Chris. I like this mood. I Was really familiar with the song but then I listen to my yeah, that's ethereal. That's kind of what I was going for great word She's like the first sad party girl Like she she kind of set the tempo for like a Billy. There's probably someone in the 70s that did it first.

Ooh, Billie Eilish has some good sad sex songs. That's really nice. You know what? That's soothing me. You're soothing me. Yeah, that's good. Lana Del Rey's a great pick. All right, then for my last pick, I'm bringing it home. This is the song that you put on

when you're having sex with your boys Okay, I know which one and you gotta say it higher by Creed Wow That's it. I mean that's you just got I mean like it's at least eight other dudes And you guys are just freaking having the best time and you're just saying we're banging into this we're having so much fun i love you guys we're gonna be together forever you're hitting on something really real which is where when sex is not on the table at all how do you get out that sexual energy when you're just in a group of dudes and typically it's from rocking out super hard

And a couple days we're going to be draft. We're going to be alone, secluded out of house. This song is going to come on and you're just going to see 10 to 12 dudes sucking and fucking each other, having the best time and just being boys. And I didn't have that on my list yet. And I thought that it was really important to do that to good space to film. Do one thing too, is that you said it's only the Creed hires only as sex for when you're. Is only a sex song for when you're with your boys.

But I also think it is a sex song when you're with your wife. Oh yeah. Sure. Yeah. I mean, well, she's a bigger Creed fan than I am so you know this is definitely in a wheelhouse all right Strider you're up okay what'd they say my dad used to be in Creed to be in the band Creed but then quit before they went big is that realegel monster, that's not true, is it? Now, here's a song, it's from a movie. It's often played during this movie. And look, I don't think there's anything sexier than boosting cars.

Maybe the only thing sexier than boosting cars, heisting art. And I think this is something that you could just play and have stand up sex all over a postmodern home with coastal views. And that and you'd be wearing leather pants. Everyone's wearing leather. You're having stand up sex flowy shirts. The lighting is maybe chiaroscuro. If that's pronounced popular. I would say center man by Nina Simone.

that's pronounced popularly. I would say Sinner Man by Nina Simone. It's a great song. I think you might have left the door open. See, but I don't know what I don't know what I'm doing. Dude, it's so good. But are you talking about like the really fast one that they from Thomas Crown? There's another song by Nina Simone that's on lists. But I like this. I like this fast one. I like this. Yeah, I don't think you can bone to this. I think you let me in the door. I did. But you know what?

I love this song. It's a beautiful song. There's different parts of the song that other than that right there. Here's what I think. Here's what I think. Well, yeah, cause sex goes a while sometimes. But here's the thing. I think you could, that song works for boning if there's more than two people boning.

Whoa, that's an orgy song. That's an orgy song. Good call. Because it's a little chaotic. It is chaotic. And that's why a lot of people didn't understand with my Prince 17 days pick, I wasn't talking about having sex in a bed to that song. I was talking about having sex in a janitor closet when other stuff's going on.

Good call. Yeah, every song that I pick should be taken in the context that it's sex on a waterbed. So I think that would change how you guys have been voting on my picks. So just, I forgot to mention that though. That's on me. That's a good call. Oh, look at it. Take My Breath Away is a huge pick. Oh, hell yeah, JT, again, zero votes for round four. Well, but you gotta understand, none of these people know about sex. These are all virgins. None of them have had sex.

They don't know a dick. All right, for my last one, I'm going with John Mayer, I don't trust myself with loving you. Cool. Ooh. J'bwam. Mayer, kind of a weird guy, but you know what? Every one of the artists I've picked has a sex addiction. Love it.

Bro. Yeah, man. Just when I think you can't do possibly be any dumber, you go and totally redeem yourself. You left the door open, dude. I didn't even know about that song. That's the thing. It's a good song, dude. Okay, so when he does that, who's coming, him or her? Simultaneous.

Simultaneous. Me. Trick question. Both. Yeah. And just that, see, we needed that type of guitar on our list. We needed it. Happy you got that.

I said we go six. No. I don't know. We gotta go six. I can't. Because we've been flying. Let me out of here, dude. No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not gonna let you out of here. I'm not gonna let you out of here. I'm not gonna let you out of here. I'm not gonna let you out of here we've been flying! Let me out of here, dude. No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! I would like to hear JT's other picks. Let me get you a drink, dude. I'm going flat of the bumblebee, dude.

I'm just gonna go full, full bands. Hey, you know what? Chad's in pole position here. He could take this whole thing home right here. This is tough because there's there. I mean, there's one I want to pick, but I know it's just going to be laughed at. Yeah. Chad could, but that's, but that's been working for you. No, dude. I mean, should I just pick it? Yeah, dude. I'll tell you, there's others that are like, and then the list will look funny on the Instagram post. All right, I'm going holiday in with Chingy.

I like it, dude. That's a good-ass song. That's a good song, dude. That is a good song. Hotel, motel. Bomb ass pussy. Bomb. You know you got the bomb pussy.

How did No One Do Ain't No Fun by Nate Dogg? Drop kaboom, baby, rub got the bomb pussy. How did no one do ain't no fun by Nate dog drop kaboom, baby rub on your nipples So, okay funny story now, you know this song came out around the time when I was starting to learn how to jizz and I didn't know what jizzing felt like right until ludacris Says I don't stop until it tickles. And then I was like, and then I jizzed and I was like, oh, when it tickles, that's when you come.

And it was around that same time where I was like, I actually was able to excrete semen. Very nice. Whoa, I don't think I ever knew what he meant by I don't stop until it tickles. Yeah, when I was in eighth grade though, I was like, maybe, or maybe I was sixth grade or something. I was like, maybe I need to keep going till it tickles.

And then I busted a fat load. You should write Ludacris like a DM. I should dude. Nice dude. We have all the pics in. Are there any honorable mentions? I mean no Al Green. Yeah, Al Green.

No Barry White. No Unchained Melody. Dude, two artists that I think are some of the all time best at putting the sexy on it. InXS. Yeah, InXS is good. Oh yeah. Never Tear Us Apart. The Weeknd.

You know, Weeknd could have had a lot. Wicked Games. Timberlake, Until the End of Time. Mazzy Star, Fade Into You. Oh, Mazzy Star, dude. I should have put that on there. That's a great song. Can we put on Fade Into You real quick?

Dude, it's a female vocalist too. Shit, I would have put that on there. That's a great song. Can we put on Fade Into You real quick? Dude, it's a female vocalist too. Shit, I would have put that in my last slot. Dude, what about Truffle Butter with Drake? Oh. Yeah, Drake has some really good ones. I love this song, dude. Other Rihanna songs like Needed Me. This is a great makeout song.

Let me love you, Mario. That's a good contest. Cause you're gonna recognize this from Reese Witherspoon getting On the rollercoaster. On the rollercoaster with Walbert. Fear. Oh, okay.

Um, right. I mean, Barry White. Classic. Yeah. Put Those Arms Around Me by Otis Redding. Yes. Call On Me, Eric Pritz. Yeah.

Until the End of Time. By Timberlake is a great one Sex is on fire. Oh Cuz I think that's in the higher Creed category Yeah, where that's like if you're just with the guys and you're trying to get fired up, right? That's a good way to get that energy out. Yeah, I think actually Kings of Leon milk. They have a couple I love yeah that I think are a bit more Donna summer that I think are a bit more... I like that spot. Donna Summer, Love to Love You. That one's good.

That's a good, that's also the orgy scene to Zoolander's. Oh, that is a good one. Love to love to love ya. That's a beautiful... What about Up? By Cardi B. Or WAP? No?

WAP, I would just feel, I just feel sexually intimidated with it, and which is why I liked the song, but I don't think I can. I think it'd make you laugh too. I think if some lady in the background of you having sex with, she's going, wet ass pussy. Yeah. It'd be hard not to.

So I don't have a Mack truck for a penis, so. Yeah. Yes you do. Yeah. You have such a fat dick. Why are you being weird on camera, pretending otherwise? No, I just like shut up, dude All right. Yeah, I have a Mack truck for a penis Easy rider built their can around your cock

Fucking caterpillar did those construction tractors, dude That was a rough draft. Total disaster. It was tough. Well, it's also, at the top of the draft, three of us go, we don't really bone to music. Did Versace? I don't know either.

I don't think anyone really. Yeah, I was like, who, yeah, exactly. That's like. I did when I was younger to time myself. You put on an album, you're like, oh, I made it, you know, so many songs. Yeah, country music, yeah. This is a good question.

I'm trying to think of, there's like strawberry wine. Chris Stapleton like uh you should probably leave or I think I'm in love with you has like really sexy guitar sounds. I kept googling what's a good song to have sex in a pickup truck too but. And country's kind of tough because like all those songs tell a story so you'd be like boning you'd be like wait so what happened. Start crying at the end. She left you and then yeah Like your dog ran away Did she have to die? I remember one time a girl put on music. I didn't like it What she put on? What about nine-inch nails close closer no we were saying that earlier we're like, you know

I wanna fuck you like an animal. Good for eye contact I just what about some carlos santana. He's got some good sexy riffs. Probably some like, you know, yeah, I'm just going to rob thomas. Yeah Latin music on here. That's sex and candy I smell sex and we talked about that too marci's play Was that in the bathroom maybe I take any shit? Who's that big Latin jazz artist? Miguel? Something like that? Fucking.

Oh, Miguel the R&B singer? Oh dude, he's got some good ones. I don't think he's a Latin, but he does like a Dorn shirt thing, simple things. He's got some really sexy ones. Can we put on a Dorn? And skip to like the middle

why did I just go with this? I fucked up. And this is what I listen to all the time. Climax by Usher, all the Jeremiah songs, Ty Dolla Sign, Roy Wood, Justin Bieber, Peaches, Givion, Stuck On You, Music Soul Child. Bieber's interesting. My girlfriend said Ignition, but... Hot and fresh out the kitchen. Is that more of a wedding song? Here's my thing with R. Kelly, though. Used to be the battles and all the doves. Toot toot.

Now knowing his criminal background, does it taint the experience? I think it actually makes it hotter. Okay. Yeah, because you go like this. She goes like this, should we be playing this? And you go, probably not. Ooh, swing. Did Chris win?

Who won? No, I didn't win. I mean, they didn't win. I mean, they haven't voted yet. I mean, Strider. I think. My numbers are looking pretty good right now. I think you're gonna take it. I didn't think I was gonna take this

when I came in here today. You are the best at boning. And I should have picked Mazzie Star. That's wrong. You are the best at boning. That's wrong. I love your list and I think it's very sexual. And you know what, you take swings. You're an artist when it comes to boning.

You know, you pick prints. What do you, as any good... He's sucking my finger. Oh God. That was sexual. You know, art can't be blase. The last thing you want anyone to say about your boning or your art is it was fine You want someone to say we're sex I ever had or you want them to say rocked my world

You changed my perspective on life. This is gonna be a bit too much, but I Had sex with a dominatrix one time. Yeah All we did was spit on each other. It was the worst sex I ever had. Really? Yeah. Yeah. But she, no discredit. It was also the worst sex she ever had.

Really? Did she say that? Yeah. Afterwards, we were both like, that was kind of bad. And then I tried to hit her up a couple of weeks later and she's like, hey man, it just wasn't that one. I was like, yeah, you're right. And we kept on moving. You know what? You gotta appreciate the honesty. Hey man, it just was like that. She didn't say it like that, but she said that basically. I had an experience like that where it was like,

afterwards we just kinda, I was like, that was not good. And then, yeah, it's just, it's brutal. You just know. Yeah, but it's not always supposed to be there. True. It's nice to know that early on instead of forcing it. True. Where you can just be honest, be like, that was terrible.

So true. Yeah, we were both acting. Yeah, yeah, that was it. There needs to be an honest. Oh, Zane, oh, Zane's good. I don't know Zane. Dude, listen to these lyrics on Zane Pillow Talk, they're insane.

So we'll piss off the neighbors in the place that feels the tears, the place to lose your fears, your reckless behavior. She comes to the zoo, a place that is so pure, so dirty and raw, in the bed all day, bed all day, bed all day, fucking and fighting on. It's our paradise and it's our war zone. It's our paradise and it's our war zone.

I love it, this guy's got energy, dude. I love the energy from this guy. What? Don't talk like that sometimes make you feel bad. You're like, am I doing something? My wife and I, before we have sex every time, we say, let's go to war. We didn't get all dressed up for nothing.

Dude, yeah, I'm like, am I living the human experience, dude, when I hear this? I'm like, am I living the human experience did when I hear this? I'm like, am I feeling life? You know, it's sex is just better when you're in love. Oh, yeah laid by James. That's a fun song Like he wrote that song after he was in love. That's his that was his that's his baby Mama, Gigi Hadid in the video. Oh for real. Yeah. Oh, what about Lay Lady Lay? Oh good song Lay Lady Lay. All right, lay across my big ass bed. Will you play soul decision faded real quick Jake? Oh good song dude. Oh been a minute. I forgot about this song bro

Bro This is a good song if you're on your way to have sex and you want to have boy band sex Dude, this fires me up. You gonna like this one. Yeah When I get you all night, I'm gonna move in nice clothes. Ain't nobody gonna interrupt me. I gotta be honest though, none of these songs made me want to bone. Really? Yeah.

Except for Pony. I think that's on you, dude. Really? Magic? You're telling me that Keith whatever song you pick He didn't make you want a bone dude not even What song you never heard before I mean magic stick always I mean when little Kim raps it just makes me Know I can feel the love that you have for four of those songs. Yeah

Maybe I was maybe maybe I was being a little bit hard on I You feel the love that you have for four of those songs. Yeah. Maybe I was being a little bit hard on, I don't know, maybe, I don't know. Maybe it's because I cranked it yesterday. Yep. Sometimes you gotta crank. What do you think Aaron likes to fuck too? Aaron, Jimmy Eats World. Jimmy Eats World, right?

Yeah, that's right. I forgot why we do a quote every time in Jimmy Eats World. He loves Jimmy Eats World. Jimmy Eats World, right? Yeah, good call. Oh, that's right. I forgot why we do a quote every time in Jimmy Eats World. He loves Jimmy Eats World. He does love Jimmy Eats World. Hey, did none of us pick Boys to Men? Was that an honorable mention? I feel like it's a little,

it's one of the known. My favorite Boys to Men song is, I think Dear Mama. Oh no, that's Tupac, but theirs is a letter to mama. Oh yeah. Aaron bows to the sound of a llama word. That's hilarious. Who's the guy that calls games for the Cardinals? He probably bones to that voice.

Make Aaron cream. Oh dude, do you think people have bone to our podcast? I mean people go to sleep too. I'm sure they get down to it too. That's pretty cool. Thanks guys. Man, boning is so awesome. Yeah, it's one of the best.

Yeah, I guess I should switch it up by trying to play. It's just, I don't know. I saw like shallow on one list and I was like, I would just end up singing Shallow. Like I would, like my wife and I would stop having sex to listen to Shallow, cause that song rips. I think movies might get me in the mood more, you know? Gone 60 seconds, I was watching Swat last night. That kind of makes me feel like I'm working out.

I saw you were watching that. It was a good movie. The intro, the beginning scene with Colin Farrell training is the best part too. It's the best part. It's a little funny. He's hitting the heavy bag and he has wraps on, but he's not wearing gloves. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know, I was actually thinking about this morning. I was like, they must have decided to go without the gloves because it's sexier with just the wraps. It looks cooler. Yeah. But I mean, that does not make you just want to, and then he's at work and you're like, man, he got a really just want to and then he's nice at work Yeah, man, he got a really good workout in that was just hanging

I can tell you which songs are playing during a lot of these boning scenes Scroll up That one's Phoenix is playing I don't know about that one Phoenix is bringing it to an end Yeah, good soundtrack in that movie. They're seeing it Oh, Crazy Stupid Love. It's a good one, The Bone, too. That one, they just played the Dirty Dancing song after he picks her up. But scroll up. Because Mr. and Mrs. Smith is Lay, Lady, Lay. Yeah. And then- Good song, yeah. And then Blue Valentine's You and Me. Oh, the notebook. You and me. You and me. Oh yeah, that's a great song. Atonement. Hey. That's a sexy scene. Atonement's a good movie that no one ever rewatches. I know. It's good,

but yeah, I've watched it the once and I was like, that's good. It's not like Pride and Prejudice where I go back and then Ghost of course, twice a year. Oh, Unchained Melody, great call. Top Gun, nice. Oh, Monster's Ball. Dude, I gotta watch Monster's Ball. You know, the sex scene is very, no, cause when we were young, everyone's like, oh, Halle Berry,

prettiest woman on earth, she gets naked during it. If you watch what leads into the sex. The context is pretty rough. It's horrible. Yeah, you're like, jeez. It's like they've both had deaths in their immediate family, and she's's crying and she's like, can you make me feel good?

Because she's in such despair. And so she's coming out of total sorrow during the sex scene. So when you're like 14 and you download it online, you're like, what the hell is going on here, man? It's not sexy. Any songs from that movie, High Fidelity? That's a great playlist movie. Like sexy ones.

I'm trying to think. I don't know. Like remember the sexy one, her dad dies. And that's just what made me think of it. She's another Bob Dylan song, isn't it? I wanna think something else. Yeah, it is Bob Dylan. Good call. And in the end, it's- Bob Dylan has these romantic-

Oh, is it Tankin' With a New Brother? It's Stevie Wonder, I believe. Stevie Wonder's great. That's at the end. Jack Black sings, let's Get It On. He's so good with that. That was his breakout role. Oh, most of the time, yeah.

Yeah, but that's also Sad Sex and that, cause yeah, they're leaving her dad's funeral. It's Sad Sex, yeah. Oh, Oh Sweet Nothing by Velvet Underground. Oh, that's a great one, yeah. Oh, yeah, that's a good one. That's a good one to do the job I got to. Moody.

I don't know, or, what? Will I recognize it? Oh Sweet Nothing? Yeah. Yeah. You know, it sounds like a Southern rock song. Oh, nice. Yeah, it almost sounds like a Marshall Tucker band or something. It does, yeah.

It's also in Away We Go when Malina Lilinski comes out and dances at the Fancy Strip Club. That's the song that's playing when... Maybe I'd have sex and play my harmonica to that song at the same time. It'd be fun. Dude, dude, it is crazy that harmonica is one of the only instruments you can rock while sex. Right, because you have the little thing that goes around. I love picturing that. Wait, so Jake, what do you like to bone to? Bedrock is a good song. Do you bone to music?

100% Jake Bones to music. And it's only Drake. Do you only listen to Drake while you bone? I can make your bed rock. I can make your bed rock. She got that good good. She Michael Jackson bad. She got that good girl. She Michael Jackson bad.

Yeah, that's fire. Jake, that's a fire pig. Dude, Jake, you giving out lap dances, bro? Yeah. Oh, that makes me want to put some dollar bills in my own panties. Here's the thought I just had. If you put on music, you know, if it's like kind of your first time you put on music, you could ruin the vibe if you put on the wrong song.

Yeah, 100. True, true. But you know what? With Holiday Inn, it's a winner every time. You can get thrown off if like you don't have like the right like amount of pillows or if like, yeah, you have them watch your sheets in three years. If like the mixture is facing in the wrong direction. Yeah.

No, putting on a song. You want to do nothing. Yeah. You want to have a flat tableau. Yes, a Chad move. Oh yeah, so number one is Strider. Number two, Chad. Number three, me.

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This is my identity. Here I was like, I feel like these are correct answers. These are songs that I like. Something to go with them. But it's not something that I've done. So I can't get too upset or heat it during a draft. Because I'd be like, well, all right. I guess I'm wrong.

Yeah. Should we do another draft right now top four sodas What else have been going on what else are we talking fantasy football coming up It's pretty cool Fantasy dramas already happening dude scheduling what time we're drafting dude guys are mad at me, dude Yeah well Cuz you made it seem like you could only do this specific time that is kind of the time I have to because where I'm

Going is like there's activities and shit that I have to fucking do like look like I said like I said drink have everyone watch You at breakfast drink three cold brews and a bunch of bacon and then be like oh my tummy I gotta go and you have a weak tummy. It's like your family knows this. You can then be out of it for no, I can't. My tummy still hurts really, really bad. I'll meet you guys there. Earlier is probably better. Do you, are you going on family vacay? Yeah. I fucked up the dates, dude. Are you guys are going to Utah? Yep. I haven't booked my ticket yet, but I'm gonna, I think I'm gonna get out there Friday night, come back Sunday morning.

Nice. That's a way to do it. Wait, so yeah, explain what happened with the, how did the scheduling conflict arise? Because typically, first of all, I don't look at calendars and can't read them well. That should be stated. Good, because I was about to destroy you for not doing that. So I'm glad you did it first. We pretty much like in my brain, so in my brain, which was wrong, we always draft the

last weekend of August. But the real weekend we always draft is the weekend before Labor Day weekend. Turns out this year, Labor Day weekend is like Monday, September 1st or some shit. So that last weekend of August, even though it's like Sunday, the 31st is Labor Day weekend. And I go, oh, I'll keep that cool. And then my then what happened, my family was planning this stupid ass fucking vacation. We always go to. It sounds nice, though. It's you know, it's nice family.

Where are you going? But we go to like this dude ranch up in Solvang. Oh, that's right. And uh, It's nice family time. So then I told my family Not the last weekend of august any other weekend whatever just not that last weekend of august. Of course the weekend they pick Is the second to last weekend of august which is the weekend before labor day when we always when we always draft when we always draft The weekend before Labor Day. It's cool though that like, you know, you still do trips with your family, that's nice. It's kind of unbelievable.

Honestly dude, there's a lot of stress around it. Getting like, everyone's like opinions and like, it's my vacation at work. And everyone's like, I'm like, dude, there's so much stress around this vacation. Can't we all just relax? Like no, like who's having a good time? Dude, it's you. It's not me.

It's not, wait, it's not fun? No. Oh. You know, we, we went on a, we went on a vacation adventure. There's barely wifi. The day of travel, especially the stress is high. Yeah, bro. People get tummy aches. It gets stressful. It's weird. It's weird when having fun is stressful. Oh dude, I always say that. I always reiterate, so why are we doing this? We're doing this to enjoy ourselves. Interesting is what I say very passive aggressively. Nice.

Interesting how much stress goes into having fun. Well, how much like, because how many people is it? Like eight. That's doable. It's not that bad, I know. But we got a lot of personalities, too. Yeah, you're not the only one who made that same mistake. And they also had input on when this event was going to be.

And they're like, yeah, just not same thing. Just not last week of August. And it's like, no, we do it the week before. Calendars change. That's why they bring out a new one every year. Are we at an age now too, where like, are we competitive about who understands the calendar better? Yeah. Yeah.

Guys pride themselves on accountability. Yeah. There's definitely that. It's like, you know, like, I know how to figure out which weekends I'm available. I'm the man. Yeah. But yeah, so you'll be missed. I know it's a bummer.

Do you think it would be easier if we didn't do months and it was just, there was 365 days in a year and we just said, Hey, we're on day, like 180 right now. And then it's like, what weekend do you want to do the draft? It's like, let's do it to 222, 223. I think people that don't read calendars would still fuck it up. Right. You know, and then you don't think there'd be a slight improvement. I maybe, but it's like the people that because it's like, yeah, it's it's what we was going to yeah, that'll work. And they don't look, you know what I mean? Like, oh, day 165. I'm sure

I'm free. That's fine. Whatever. Like just book it. And then they get and then they get it's a week before and they're like, and it's like, oh, whoa, I have two things on the same day. I'm like, I fucked up like that. You're not going to get rid of that. Because that's just human error It's just it would be nice if like Thanksgiving was always on day like 300 it is but if we called it day 300 Nice, isn't it nice? You know, like sometimes it moves around sometimes it works better than others. I don't mind that Maybe I find a little fun, you know, like sometimes your birthday is on a Friday night and sometimes it's on a Tuesday. Something like that I just wanna like, nah.

Like Christmas is the 25th that changes. Like just let's make it always a four day weekend, Christmas, Thanksgiving, always a four day weekend. That is true, because sometimes you get boned because of where it lands. Yeah, it's like Wednesday. And sometimes it works out. On the 4th of July is on like a Tuesday?

Yeah, bust, dude. Make it a fucking Friday, dude. When we're taking Thursday out. Or like a Thursday, because then it's like... Thursday's pretty sick. Well, because then you end up getting... Yeah.

You get a... Sometimes you get a four day weekend. Kind of all holidays should be Thursdays. Oh yeah, because who's doing shit on Friday? Nobody, dude. Thursdays or a Monday. Isn't it crazy too that like, someone will get get divorced and people are like, oh my God, that's so crazy.

Can you believe they're getting a divorce? And then you're like, yeah, most people get divorced. Half people do, like it's 50-50, isn't it? Maybe more. What's crazy to me is how we act like bad stuff is anomalous when it's really always happening. Yeah. Like, Oh dude, did you hear Frank's uncle got cancer? Isn't that crazy?

It's like, yeah. It's like, no, it's crazy. I don't have cancer yet. Yeah, exactly. I just feel like it's just a matter of time. Sometimes I'll bum myself out. I'm like, man, what little money I'm able to save is just gonna go into future medical procedures. Damn, dude. That's what I think about when I go to bed at night. Welcome to my head, dude.

Damn, dude. You got insurance? I have medical insurance, but it's bad. You know. Oh, that's a good question. That's why I need fantasy, dude. That's why I need to think about who I'm keeping and to track myself from this.

DW686 said, how do you know you don't have cancer yet? You probably do. It's just not active. I have so little though that we're, cause I go to the doctors often where they're like, hey, whatever you got. You can relax. Yeah, it's not a problem yet.

That's nice, that's smart. And I even had one doctor where I was like, hey man, I'm having headaches. I'm like, you gotta give me an MRI. He goes, I don't respect your problems enough to give you an MRI. Really? You know what, you need a doctor like that.

No, he disabused me of my apparent. He was like, he's like, I swear to God, he said this to me. He looked at me and he goes, your problem is, your life has no meaning. No way. Whoa, whoa. What was this?

This was like six, seven years ago. Oh. And I'm still here, so it turns out he was a good doctor. Yeah. Dude. Wow. But the thing you're saying about how all your things are going to medical expenses, that could be read as like a negative thing, but I could almost see the flip side of that

where it makes you enjoy stuff more because you realize like there's only so much to enjoy. True. Every moment is fleeting and ephemeral so enjoy it the best you can. But do you do that? Absolutely not. He does that. I get angry, I get mad. He was just talking about like family vacayvers. Yeah, I should really appreciate that.

When I'm there I will appreciate it but it's annoying that. It sounds nuts but the planning I get, you know, you checked out, you don't want to deal with it. Yeah, the simple act of eating tenders with your family. By the pool. That's pretty sick. Getting some onion rings by the pool is nice, dude. Oh, that'll be nice, dude. Get a little bit of sun. It's nice.

You gonna play golf while you're out there? There is, but I probably won't. I'm not going for long enough. But I probably won't. There's no really one to play with. Because then if you want to get away from the fam, you know, that's five hours. I'll be back in five hours later, guys. You kind of can't, you kind of like have to hang out. It's like golf is kind of like a no-no. It's like, no, if you go golf, it's too individualized. You know, I have control. You know, I've been doing lately is like, I'll be on walks and Lola will sniff everything and I would get frustrated. I'm like,

let's go. It's annoying. But then I was like, why am I in such a hurry? I get to enjoy this time with the dog. You have the health and the wellbeing and the time to walk a dog that's a pleasant treat. It's sunny, it's nice. I get frustrated too, but it's like, come on, let's get some steps in, let's do it. We're out here, let's pound some pavement, let's do it.

And then you gotta give them a little neck tug I never feels good because their body does that little horizontal Yeah, I don't want to go yet. Yeah, and you're like, okay, so now it's a tug of war I think I remember that some dude saying on Instagram where I get all my information from saying Seven seconds like if you allow your dog to sniff for seven seconds That's enough stimuli in that one area. Cause they'll sometimes go forever. That sounds very scientific.

Yes. They're like, it's like, okay, let them sniff seven seconds. Don't rob them of their, cause they get a lot of information and stimulation from a sniff. But it's like after seven seconds, you can be like, let's keep it moving. Well like Lola will be like just deep in a bush. Oh yeah bro.

What is going on? Especially at night. Dude at night, it's brutal when I just want them to pee. Dude she got skunked. She got skunked last week. Oh, yeah bummer dude. It's so funny I have the video cuz I have a ring camera How it was that is during the bros before Joe shows like as we were leaving the comedy store I got a call from Kennedy. She's like, um, we have a situation is like 1230 I looked at the ring camera

You see candy like bringing Lola inside because the skunk was out there and we have a fence so like the skunk was trapped in our backyard and so she's like she's like rushing Lola inside after getting skunk and then the skunk is like 10 feet behind them just Just sort of like what's up dudes? Where are we hanging out more? What? And then it just goes under the gate. Dude, they're tiny They can just fit under the crack of a gate. It's pretty wild. What are they? Vermin?

I think they're like, you know, squirrels are like, they're bushy, but they're just tiny bodies. I think that's how they are. They're like tiny bodies, but lots of. Yeah, that's like rats can like fit through a straw. Yeah. How was the show? It's fun.

It's fun. It's fun. Kevin and Amir did a dong song for Joe. Oh, nice. I was dying, dude. It was hilarious. That one was good. The first one was a work in progress from Kevin, but this one with Amir was good. Yeah, Amir brings a nice touch.

Yeah, cool. Yeah, he makes it gentle. Yeah. Yeah, just Kevin, it's a little bit in your face. It's a big pill to swallow. His setup top, dude. What? Yeah, his stand up is aggressive. Oh yeah, it's amazing, dude.

So, it's memorable. Yeah, exactly. You know, to what Strider was saying earlier, you want to leave people with a distinct memory of something, you don't want them to be like, oh, he's wishy washy. He doesn't lack inhibition. A lot of MILF talk. A lot of MILF. I remember that. Your dad loved him, right?

My dad liked him at an open mic. I will say this was pre-pandemic, Kevin, before his brain went straight MILF pussy cock. Right, right, right. Yeah. Oh, the DONG draft was good. That's gonna be his first album. His MILF pussy cock is gonna be his first album for sure. Just his face. Should we do some questions? Should we call somebody? I don't know if I have any...

This guy's having having dong problems. It feels like the appropriate person to talk to right now. I mean, we had an insurance issue. It's pretty crazy with the. Newborns, so if you're unmarried, but live in the same house and both parents have insurance, they do the birthday rule, which means whichever parent is born earlier in the year is responsible for the coverage.

And we didn't know that. So we wanted it to be covered on my partner's insurance, but they kept doing it on mine, and there was just nothing we could do about it. So we were just battling the battle. So you're battling them with the- We're like, no, we wanted to go through her insurance and they're like, no, it's the birthday rule. And it was just because

we messed up on one document too. Damn. But we got it sorted, but it took about 100,000 phone calls. How much more paperwork is in your life now that you've had twins? Oh, a ton more. I mean, gratefully, look, my partner carries a way bigger load than I do with that stuff. I'm very grateful to her for it. And she's patient with me on it. But it's a ton more. How's the campaign going? Dude, good, man. I'm going to do an ad after this. We have our Nation Builders site up so I can start accepting donations. Nice. So I have a fire campaign manager who's a great guy, super positive.

He's on top of things. He lifts up my spirits and I've got some interns ready to go. Yeah, I saw Landon at San Diego. He said he might intern for you. Yeah, dude, he was a great guy to talk to. What a present so well. This bothers me.

This person's like, JT, that sounds not correct. Thank you, get to choose. People got upset at me about the other insurance thing when I said that they give you information on life insurance. I'm telling you it works this way. If you're unmarried and live in the same house, it's the birthday rule. You are wrong, Nikki Sixer, but yeah, I'm excited for the campaign. I think it's going to root. So love it. I have a campaign meeting. I have to meet the other, uh, candidates today. How many are there? There's nine of us for two spots.

Whoa. And one guy's returning and he's popular in the neighborhood. Okay. Dude, it's gonna be a lot of work, it's a dog fight. I just sent in, you have to get endorsements from different groups, so there's like the Democratic Association of Burbank.

I sent my info to them, like with all my answers, I was like, I ain't getting their endorsement. Really? Right. I just don't have the history of like service. I, some of my opinions, I was like I ain't getting their endorsement. Really? Right. I just don't have the history of like service I some of my opinions. I don't think completely fall in line with their viewpoint So it really what it's gonna be if I'm gonna get the dub is a people-powered campaign, right? I'm not gonna win on endorsements. I'm gonna win on going door to door I got a knock on every door in Burbank boots on the ground the ground. It's going to be a boots on the ground campaign.

That's the only way I can get the dub. But you know what? I like the other candidates. And the more I learn about the city of Burbank, the more I like it. I think it's a well-run city. Yeah. So whoever wins will do a good job. But, you know, I'm going to I'm competitive. I want to get that dub, too.

Was there how can like the Stokers help out? So I'll put the site up after this when I do the ad for the Nation Builder. That's a good way to help out. And then if anyone wants to volunteer, like you can volunteer from anywhere. You can do phone banking so you can call people and let them know about the cause. It's a par 2024 Burbank party with purpose. Dude, Willie D with Friday beers, he used to power, he's a polysign, he's like really interested in politics.

Oh really? He seems like a smart guy. Yeah, I'll give him a shout out. Yo. What up? What up? How you living, dude? You know, everything's going great, honestly,

other than the The dong issues I got going on We called on the right episode man. What's going on with your dick? dude, basically I'm 24 Haven't been with many many women, right? every time I Get a chance to hook up with a girl for the first time. I Just get the

nerves get going and no blood is flowing. And it's worked out you know the first first couple times where you know I get another opportunity I'm a little bit more settled but this time same thing happened again I'm gonna see this girl you know probably in a couple, a couple of days. I don't know if the nerves have settled at all. You know, I feel like I might do a repeat and I haven't been, I haven't been jerking. It's been like three weeks since my last jerk. Smart. So I don't even want to jerk. Good. But you lock up, your hog locks up when it sees the goal.

Exactly. Exactly. Dude, maybe you want to have a playboy dick, but you just got a husband dick. Like maybe you just got to fall in love. See, that's my problem though. I mean you know I can't keep falling in love with these girls. Oh you do fall in love? Oh yeah. No I see I'm not buying that. Is he afraid to get hurt? It's tough for me to relate to. I've always been a quick buster with a small wiener. So I'm a

quick buster who always, unless I was fucked up, I generally haven't had a problem. It's the quick busting is a problem for me. Same. Strider. Yeah, my tough here. JT, what is this? Is it a mental block for him? Can you get boners regularly?

If it happens, can it happen? Dude, lately, no. Like I said, I've even been jerking. I've had no desire to. Are you stressed out overall? Like just in like other facets of life? Not everything else is going smooth. I just visited my boy in Denver. I'm in the airport right now. Having this conversation. So we don't think we don't think it's a physical medical thing.

Like you have energy, you're working out, you're healthy. Yeah, I'm healthy, I'm lifting. You're not on any antidepressants or anything? What'd you say? You're not on any antidepressants or anything? I mean, I take Adderall. Oh. I think that could be...

How often do you take it? Pretty much every day for the last like 10 years. It's hard to get a boner on Adderall. My dong is literally a thumbtack when I take Adderall. It literally shrinks your fingers. If I know I'm doing it that day, well I won't take it. And it still happens? It still, these things accumulate in the...

It's in your blood. Just because you don't do it that day doesn't mean it's not in your body yeah, I remember one time I had a I could I in college this girl flew out and I did a lot of partying and adderall and you know and I just There was nothing there. I couldn't

There's no blood flowing and it was really embarrassing and I got the, do you have a problem question, which still hurts to this day. But that was very much substance related. I don't know. What do you take the Adderall for? Is it prescribed? Do you need it for something? Maybe you don't have to answer that question too if you don't want it. Yeah, yeah, it's prescribed, AAC. Are these sexual experiences still positive?

I mean, yeah, like the last one, just met this girl, went on a couple dates. She invited me over, watched Game of Thrones, started making out. And then, yeah, nothing really happened. But we just kind of laid there and she wanted me to stay, so it was fine. But like, it's like, even though she's comfortable with it,

I'm not comfortable with it, you know what I mean? Do you have sexual like thoughts often? Are you horny? Dude, lately, no. So my issue I think is like, when I'm in a relationship, I'm super horny. But whenever I'm not in one, I like I don't even jerk. And I think I'm just like fretting about the next first experience with them with the next

new girl. It sounds like you just need connection to get hard then that's not a bad thing. I think it's a bummer that you can't like, you know, be as promiscuous as you'd like, but your body is telling you something. It wants to feel connected and safe and intimate to do those things. Yeah, it's kind of a bummer though. Maybe talk to your doctor about your dosage, dude. Yeah. When's the last time you tell your doctor about this? Uh, no, not, not my definitely, but I have been like weaning down my, my prescription just cause eventually I want to not take it anymore. It's just like something that I've taken since I was like 14. So,

so have you, when's the last time you were, when's the last time you saw a doctor about it and they prescribed you and we're like, Hey, this is our plan. I mean, I meet with my psychiatrist like every other month just to read up the prescription, but I'm down to 20 milligrams a day, which is pretty... Tell your psychiatrist about the bone and stuff. Talk to him. It's a safe space. What about... I mean, Butt Muncher says you gotta dart. Have you ever tried darting until you're hard? Yeah, I mean, that's usually my go-to if like,

you know, if I don't feel anything going on down there, to kind of filibuster. I'll go down under and put in some work. Yeah, that's what I used to do. I used to dart and then as soon as I got, you know, whenever I had performance anxiety like that, I would just dart and then as soon as I got some blood down there, I'd insert. Yeah, smart. You could try maybe putting on Creed's hire while watching the opening sequence of Gladiator. See what that does for your penis. Yeah, you know, I think that was also a real killer is we were like watching the second or third episode

of Game of Thrones and it was just like boring as fuck. Oh, the House of Dragons? It took a while. And there wasn't any- House of Dragons? No, Game of Thrones, like she's never seen it. Oh, shoot. And there was no like bone scenes or anything.

Yeah. It's just like Sam, or like the fucking, the fat guy at the wall. Yeah. Getting beat up. Yeah. Yeah, man. That's not as sexy. That's not too sexy. Dude, I think you're doing alright, man. I think, look, the the the huge news is you've got girls who even want to go back to the bedroom with you. Yeah. And then when you

can't perform, they still want to hang out with you. So, they clearly accept you. You're having problem accepting yourself. And here's the trick. I think once you accept that you are a guy who needs connection, who needs intimacy, that you're not just like this machine of pound, fucky, fuck, fuck. Once you accept that about yourself, you'll actually get boners more often. Because you won't be so fixated on wishing you were just like this, you know, blow up clown with like a super hard rigid dick that just like goes knock knock on every girl who comes

through his doors. Like, and you know, those girls wouldn't like that if you were like that, they like you cause you are how you are. And look brother, we've all had to accept this in ourselves. So how do I get over that first help you know? Of accepting it? Oh yeah yeah and and getting blood flow down there. I'm seeing her. No see you just didn't accept it though. You just you just didn't accept it because you said how do I get the blood flow. You can't be playing for the result baby you got to be playing for the experience of it. Here's what I would do

I would go very slow I would bring her over and be honest with her and be like look I'm having brother problems a little in my head She's gonna love that she's gonna feel connected to you because of it Really? Yeah, I would tell her and get that out of the way So then you're not carrying this weight and then just just dump it off and if she doesn't like it She's not right for you anyways because this is who you are right now and the honesty is what counts and then you just you go slow and you just Touch you just touch you you let her touch your elbow and really try to focus on what that feels like and once you get out of it all being about

Your dong because the postmodernist said this I think it was Foucault He said in sex we want the whole body to feel like a sexual organ So get into that brother stop making it all about your crank and just start feeling it in your fingertips and your toes and your Hair and ears and just go slow and build with someone build with someone build intimacy build trust build a language of touch and then your dung is gonna be like this man you're gonna be piping with hardcore tripod that sounds pretty horny yeah dude yeah i just had a whole movie play in my head same here dude. That was awesome Yeah, I just wanted the fucking just erupt like the fucking locker room in any given Sunday after that speech All right, so I think I know the answer this question then look at the guys dick next to you a dong pill

I'll tell you this brother. I took a lot of dong pills and it got the job done. I'll be honest with you. I've taken dong pills, it got the job done. It made me feel sick. It made me feel unattractive and it took me farther away from myself. Now did it help me put up bigger numbers? If that's what matters to you, I'll be honest. Yes, it did.

But it is not the solution. Your engine cannot run on that for very long But if it helps you get over your first hole jitters take a very small dose and yeah, but talk to a doctor first Talk to a doctor first over the hump talk to talk to your psychiatrist and see what the interactions are because it could be dangerous Too. So just make sure you talk to a doc Okay, he's taken Viagra for sure. Yep, yep. He's not doing it. He's already ordered it.

Talk to your doctor, dude. Get your dose right. Talk to your doctor. Tell the doctor about your boner stuff. Because dude, actually it's really, I have a very, I'm very sensitive to like vasodilators. So like I almost die when I take it. Like I wake up in the middle of the night

and I can't breathe. And for a while there it was worse than for you. I was like, I can't live the rest of my life like this, dude I fainted in a girl's staircase she had to wake me up because her friends were coming over for brunch Here's a clip, was your dick hard? Yeah, I was super hard His dick caught him from fucking falling down the stairs But you couldn't work before? Yes, I couldn't work before

But I'm telling you man it it's better the other way. In the times where I've been able to just go with who I am naturally, it's way better for me and the other person. Okay. I didn't even hear anything. The first thing was like, the first time he did it, it was like a romance story and he's like, yeah, but I'm trying to be in a porno. It's like, yeah, I get it.

I get it. I think JT's earlier advice was the right advice But lucky keep saying like like if you're trying to be in a if you want to fuck like a porn star I think you know what you're gonna do But like I think the other one's a better option and porn is made for dudes like we're the ones watching being like that Girls watch lesbian porn all day cuz all they care about is like touchy touchy pretty pretty does it smell nice? Guys are like look at that guy go. Yeah, that guy's an athlete Girls watch lesbian porn all day because all they care about is like touchy touchy pretty pretty does it smell nice Guys are like look at that guy go. Yeah, that guy's an athlete

Guys fucking cool, dude, dude open to camera. No pounce. It's bouncing dude. Now. You guys are gonna We're going the other way. Sorry. You're making me think that he should do that No, I'm saying I'm saying if he's worried about what the girl wants, it's not the gah gah gah gah gah. No, don't take those gas station boner pills dude. Don't drink you know, tiger's milk or fucking rhino. Horny goat weed. Yeah, horny goat weed. But the legit ones eat those up. No, go talk to your psychiatrist dude and get your dosages right and ask about it. You know man, you're in Denver airport, go hit Mickey D's and just ruminate on this. Go to Q Dober dude. Oh shit.

Get on that train and dole us dude and take your train to the next terminal. They probably also got a McDonald's. Yeah. I'm going to go out on a limb and say that airport probably has a McDonald's dude. And if they don't, dude, what are you doing flying through there? Get a girlfriend. Yeah. Yeah.

We appreciate your honesty, dude. Be honest with your doc, get it dialed in, be honest with your partner. Yeah. I appreciate you boys. Been a pleasure listening to the pod for the last, like, I don't know how long to those literally in high school Yeah, you guys are the boys you're a legend dude good luck to your hog and dude All right. Have a go and I appreciate it. Hey

Oh, yeah voice crack big time You've always had a voice cracker though. Yeah, I'm's cute. Are you for real right now? Yeah. Thanks. I love it. All right. This is a good place to call it. Sounds good to me. Feeling good.

Well, good draft guys. Good boning. Happy boning. Thank you chat as always. Thank you butt muncher. Thank you Not Legal in California. Thank you not legal in California. Thank you Dr. William Cobb Jr. John Spaghetti, Cream Jeans, Hugh Janus, Mom Lem of course, the dildo, the Caruso, all

you legends, butt snorkler. Thank you guys for tuning in. And if you're listening to this right now, check us out live, twitch.tv slash Chad JT Go Deep. Do a great job on the promotion for the next leg of the tour with the Vin Diesel photos. How'd you like that? I'm gonna travel the best of any promo we've done.

That's what I've learned. I've learned like flyers don't do shit. It's better to just do text on saying like we'll be here whoa no no one reads flyers no one gives a shit yeah it's like checking the box without actually doing like the job kind of yeah well it's like you see like a flyer and I like but if you see if you just pull up something this may for Althepod but if you pull up something, like a story, where it's like, I will be in New York next week, that's much more where you're like, oh, cool.

As opposed to like a well-designed flyer, it's like, here's us and- My brain almost makes, it says don't read that because it's like, it feels like an ad or whatever. The flyer? Yeah, get out, get out. The flyer? Yeah, the flyer. Yeah. But if it's organic, you're saying it's got to be organic.

If it's organic and then like too, you put up a funny photo or something, it's like. It's the vibe. It's the vibe. People are like, oh, I want to be a part of that energy. Yeah. No one's like, oh, I want to go to the flyer energy. Exactly. Yeah.

You live and you learn, man, but it was a good move. Oh, thanks. It got me excited. I was like, this is sick, we're going on tour. Yeah. Where sometimes when I look at the flyer, I'm like, oh man, I gotta travel. It's uh, yeah, Uncle Rico knows. Keep it simple. All right, guys. Yeah, guys, we are going on tour. So, ticket links will be going up this week.

So, you can RSVP on the website right now. If you RSVP, you will be signed up and you'll get notified as soon as tickets go live. We're gonna get to, and we got all the dates up there. Up until January, and we're coming to a city near you. So, ChadJT.com. We are coming to Canada. We are coming to Canada. We're doing Toronto, Vancouver, Victoria, so. Fuck yeah, international baby.

International pitbull, dude. Mr. Internationals, dude. Yeah. So guys, get your tics. If you need advice, these guys are really nice.