Going Deep with Chad and JT - DRAFT - HOTTEST BABES with ROBBY HOFFMAN

Episode Date: December 24, 2025

Today we are joined by our good friend Robby Hoffman and the TDART T-REX Strider Wilson for another great draft. Chad had an emergency right before the draft and had to leave but the bros still got extra H*RNY and DRAFTED the hottest babes of all time. Shoutout to Mr. Cream aka Aaron for producing today and being the ultimate judge. JABWOW! #chadandjt #goingdeepwithchadandjt #draft #mountrushmore  Check out Robby's Special here: https://www.netflix.com/title/81978270 We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/ Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 12 wins JT: 13 wins Strider: 15 wins Chris Parr: 13 winsBrad Fuller: 1 win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins  PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: All Things Comedy & Jake Rohret

What's up, stokers, welcome to the podcast. I'm sorry to say that I'm an emergency, but she's okay. Here she's okay. Here she is. Lola, say, Lola, say hi. There you go. She ate something, and so we had to go to the ER right before recording, so I could not be there. Bumbed to miss it, but my top four picks, one, my fiancé, two, Salma Hayek, three, Elizabeth Hurley, four, Margo Robbie. Guys, enjoy the podcast. You're all legends. I'll see you next week. Robbie, what's up, dude? So are you on top of the world?

Your special came out on Netflix? You feel to me like the anointed one. It feels like everyone in comedy is looking to you to guide us into this next era. I'm really, really happy. Like, I'm really grateful. And Aaron, I want to apologize on the record for me coming in hot like this. This is how I feel like I develop a rapport, but I have to learn that it's not, I don't have to come in angry anymore. I don't have to be like this.

Well, as you get more famous, some of the charm might get reduced because it'll feel more like punching down. Yeah, I don't want to do that. I feel like really lucky and really grateful this week and all the weeks and just that Netflix, even, from everything. from like I was saying it's like it's my inaugural special I don't have the household the special a year you know the big 20 you know the 20 million dollar guys on Netflix you know and you you hear that you could be buried in the algorithm and all this stuff and Netflix just even doing everything that they could because they they came to the special they loved the special they came up to me personally to say we're giving you a holiday date which which is really really it's a big vote of

confidence. It's really nice to give me a December date. Not only that, the first day of Hanukkah, they thought was fitting. I thought that was cute. That's great. Right? Netflix doesn't have to be cute. No. They don't have to be cute. I thought that was sweet. That was cute. And it's just been resonating Malaney, asking to direct

it. Just everybody, because we got the Hanukkah date, we filmed it and then put it out. We had almost no time. I thought we wouldn't get a date. I heard people, they put out a special sometimes you know, Netflix will wait for a slow week or a Tuesday or something like that but when they gave us a holiday date right after we shot it okay we have to we've six weeks yeah and I didn't realize how long it takes to get all the different

versions out with the you know they they filmed it in how many different countries um have you watched it like when it's transcribed into a different language I haven't yet but because we got it in by the nick of time in English let alone they were doing the subtitles till You know, so my buddy Jay Beagleson, who was able to get me the Cranberry's dream song. That was badass. Yeah, we got it via doing a cover by Shana Surrett, who did an amazing cover. You still, you pay half the cranberries and half her, and it still makes it cheaper. Since the lead singer of the Cranberries died, it's just an asset.

Like, it's just a money thing for them now, the estate. like it's not even her or her family it's just like the label who owns the song is like we want 80 grand and it's like bro my friend jay was able to find a cover and get all the costs down and then can i tell you the kind of man malanius yes please first of all class you can tell this man takes care of his family takes care of his people is just such a real one to pluck me out to say let me

direct let me help with my name let me lend what i can but beyond that i was going to take a so so they give you a tiny budget to film these picture for everybody who doesn't know the i had a tampon string but anyway um picture to anyone who yeah it's just it's like in between my leg and my that's amazing so i just wanted to get it in the middle you know i don't want it like I don't want to feel it in a seam. I just want it kind of loose somewhere. You know, I don't even know, like, I'm probably adjusting my balls

and, like, doing stuff over here. I don't even notice it. I'm like, this is very normal. That's a very normal movement. No, I can't amount. I'd be adjusting all the time because I'm very sensitive, like, tucked in shirt,

or I'm always adjusting. Yeah. Like, everything, a tag, I feel, you know, like. Yeah, you work through your anxiety by just, like, touch. Yeah, like a tag, I'll be like. When you're sleeping, do you, like, have to have a blanket between your legs i have to if i'll have that like here i hate it i've seen that i do that i'm very

sometimes when i watch the pot i'm just moving too much i'm like no i like how you move and i and you're but you're very aware and you have a very deep you have like an analysis about everything like you're understanding why we are like even you're like i get my anxiety i do get my anxiety out by fidgeting yeah um i feel every little thing more me too i feel like i'm too i'm too sensitive but it's good it's good to be sensitive and you're gonna blame him when you should be blaming yourself. He's like him because of you. No, because he needs radical accountability. Jocko Wilnick. Okay. Well, what's radical? Don't hit him. You were hit and you didn't like it. I didn't. Actually, of all the things I'm upset about getting hit was not

one of them. I deserved it. I needed it. And once I got old enough, I started taking it back to him. So on the record here, you're going to hit your kids? Yeah, we were laughing about that. We were in a text. One time I got into a fight with my dad a fist fight. Two of my friends were fighting. I was trying to break it up. And my dad started making fun of me while I was trying to break it up. So I left the breaking it up to put him in a headlock. And then my friends who were fighting looked at me with like, they were judging me. And so my friend was like, yeah, you're supposed to fight your friends.

You're not supposed to fight your dad. And my response was, I consider my dad my friend, my mom, my friend, my wife and kids also. Everybody can get it. Burris does anyone who takes a parking spot from me due to look at me wrong, the airline. And I'm not a very good fighter. So, Malaney. Yes. to go back.

So first of all, says in preparation for the taping, if you want to jump on any dates and feature on my tour or whatever, so we worked out a few dates that I would join him and I would work out 20 minutes in chunks and chunks. It puts me up at the four seasons.

He doesn't have to do that. Whoa. He doesn't have to do that. In fact, I went to check out. I went to check out of the four seasons. in Austin and I have my credit card for the incidentals you know when you check in

you give a credit card now I ordered a coffee to the room both mornings that I slept there because I wanted to have a coffee okay so I said I want to pay my incidentals of course that's always what I do

when I check out you know I want to close out my incidentals and she said oh there's no there's no charges everything's been covered I said no no no no no you reverse my coffees he doesn't have to do that and and it's just like every detail he takes care of then with the

song so the song ended up being more than what i got paid for my fee of you oh yeah it's like a movie guys so let's say let's say timie shallamay's movie has 20 million dollar budget okay he gets one million they get you know the the cameras are each five million like you can't imagine what this stuff costs professional big cameras and so with Netflix you get a budget you're making a movie you're making an hour movie but you don't have 20 million you have like 200,000 or whatever it is you have like nothing so you get maybe if you're lucky if you know it's like making a small movie people don't realize and they're paying you're watching a special you're watching a movie of course the budget is way lower than like a Hollywood massive where they need cars from the 1940s and they're

need costume but still it's the same process just micro so basically a song 80,000 would eat up my fee so I said you know what I'm gonna get Jay gets it down to by the time we're missing he gets it down to like nothing compared because we found this cover we worked out with the label that they would have like the rights of something but then Shana Surrett would get you know the vocals. I don't know how even they split it up. It looks like, you know,

it looks like Excel spreadsheets to me. Yeah. But basically what was missing, even after I gave away my fee, even after everything, was like seven, seven and a half thousand dollars. Let's go.

Which I said, okay, I'll also pay extra. Mullini calls me, goes, it's over. I got the song. I don't want to hear it.

I said, no, no, because he's already put his name. It's already, He's already taking pictures. We already did an article. He's already there. He's directing.

He's beyond directing. He valets your car in the beginning. He valets my car in the beginning. Like, he's already doing everything. And he goes, no, you're doing. You're letting my name. This is like such a man. He goes, my name gets to be on your special.

Let's go. Like, and I know that that's such a, like him to flip it like that, that's the kind of class. because he really has been a help but for him to see it another way or whatever or to to push me in that way to lifts me in that way he's just been so that's why when you said when I came in how has everything been or turning out it's like everybody has been tremendous like I've needed every single person on this from from getting the song with Jay Jay Beagleson finding Sarah

to Malaney the offering to direct it pushing to even to our graphics only who delivered the font to literally everybody who like sold it out came on time thank you yeah it's badass

like to everybody who like I needed absolutely every morsel that went into this you know I think and I'm grateful I think that's also because everybody believes in you So it's easy to be like hardworking and generous for someone if you believe in the final product. Yeah, no, I really feel that because I feel like a grassroots comedian or whatever.

You know, I haven't been the overnight success. And you guys have seen me, you know, through the years and, you know, at this point. But even the later years because you weren't even there, you know, but. Yeah, once I met you, you were already kind of, people were already talking about you. Yeah, like you only saw me by the time I got to L.A. really, you know, but I've really. been slow and steady wins the race like by the people like literally i've you know there's not there wasn't many clips or whatever um which i have friends who are so successful with clips and have offered it just never caught on for me um but i appreciate them so much too i just thought like

okay it might take me a little longer like even when phallon reached out and they wanted me to do five minutes on late night if I could get clean my manager would say Rob can you get clean I said you know I can't guarantee that once they press we're rolling played that I'm not I'm probably not going to say what's in a prompter

this is the issue with me and I don't want to fuck up Fallon shit he's got a big show yeah I don't need to I don't need to so it's just going to take me a little longer you just did Kimmel I did Kimmel I did Kimmel and you were on there with Kamala yes badass so how was Kamala

she was a doll you know we were talking about this um you know because my brother said i'm going to say four more years tron you know he's all into trump you know two seconds later he caves he's like it's an honor to meet you madame vice president thank you for your service you think we could get a picture like he's just there's no backbone right and now he's like i'm voting kamala next like it takes him nothing yeah if you meet them i've seen that too like if they meet the person they're like yeah i'll vote for him she was so you know what i think like i don't know if it's the thing that they have to be scripted she has to be diplomatic like this is the rules of their game or whatever they're doing like kind of like

coming up and stand up they come up in politics it's its own like industry where it's like they have to be say this a certain way the product all the time yeah because back says she's so personal oh right so she was just my brother and i were saying like if she was just doing that like she was just chilling yeah i don't know her and dougie was just chilling and i'm like I wish like some of that generation could feel like it's cool not like it's fine you know maybe younger politicians like you know mom donnie know they could just be chilling yeah he was at the mighty supreme premiere the tide has changed a little bit and I think that would be yeah if we could just capture what she was backstage yeah not with these like pointed type questions with these big hyperbole words we need to bring the country together and togetherness is what keeps us together, like just chilling. So she was really, she was really cool off camera. I think you could do that because you're pretty much the same off camera and on camera.

No, I know, but they don't know that they could do that. Because in their business and politics, they probably can't do that. A gaffe could end your career. That's what I'm saying. They came up on Congress floor. You know how there's like ways, Madam Speaker, like there's ways to speak? Yeah, the gentleman from Virginia. Thank you.

Procedure. Thank you. They have this procedural. right exactly like stuff that like we don't say yeah it's not rock and roll it's not cool it's not but you know what you could be in you could be british parliament you can go ham over there they yell at each other blah blah blah oh really across the aisle yeah you're a disgusting reptile yeah because it should be like well i want to say something okay he's going first then him yeah then him okay go you let all the muslims into our country yeah it should be like that you have a

Who did our cultural identity? Okay, the Muslims get to speak now. The Muslims get, right? It should be like that. Yeah. Like a debate. A bit more tribal. Yeah.

Like, just like, it's so, um, like you said, procedural. Yeah. It's so procedural. There's so much legalese. Yeah. There's so much of that speech that I think, yeah. And in the selfie camera generation, like we, we crave just like direct, authentic connection. Yeah, just like J.T.

fucking talk. Talk, dude. I just shoot from the fucking hip. I don't bullshit nobody. I don't care where the fuck you from you, my guy. That's why you and me, we hit it off quick. Because the moment I made, I was like, he's a fucking real-ass motherfucker.

Even court is so procedural. It's obviously it's procedural. That's the whole point. But it should just be like, okay, they're going to talk and say their shit. What happened? Yeah. Okay, forget all.

Say the whole thing. Not with the honor and standing and sitting. Right. Okay, your honor, he should be able to say, no, I don't want you to forget it. It's not good. Should we drop the your honor? They should be able to like, to be like, that's not, no, you're not saying that.

What else do you have to say? Like, we should be a little bit more informal because then we could marry like judicial systems and political systems to the people a little bit better. Like, we should all be kind of trying to speak the same language. Oh, yeah. Smart. Yeah, it's like a good kind of homogene where it's just, it keeps people from being left out or from like, because then you get people in court who are like, what's happening?

And they don't even know they've been sentenced to death because they don't even know, like, the language of it. Like, how do you plead? People, I bet you half the people don't even know it pleading. Yeah, they're like, wait, what? Yeah, it's just like, did you do it? No. We think you did it and here's your, and here's your pun.

Exactly what I'm saying. Yeah. Because that's the, it almost feels like. When they look to control, you look to the language. That's what Orwell said. Is it, what did he say? When they look to control, you look to the language. I agree with that because we started noticing it.

Like, I think what people mostly understand that with is like, like taxes and stuff. You know, it's like, by, design they keep stuff complicated so that it is impossible for you to decipher what is going on and because and this allows for corruption and you being taken advantage of because you don't have the financial language or literacy to understand what the hell is going on. Yes. So tax codes and stuff like the fact that we even need an accountant, you got to go to H&R Block to get your taxes.

It's like it should just be simple. Like we have a conversation with some bitch on the phone. You're like, what do you think you made this year? It's like, okay, they said I made like $62,000. Okay, well, you need to pay $4,000. Okay, thank you. And what's even better? It's one more step.

They already know. They already know, exactly. So they're going, they're a parent. They're going, are you going to tell us everything? Yeah. They're watching. They go, well, what about that other thing? Well, you already know.

So just give me the percentage, whatever it is, 20% this year, take it, you know? Just bill it. It's like that meme. It should be easy. Like, you know, you have to pay taxes. IRS goes you have to pay tax and the person goes

how much IRS goes guess and the person goes this much IRS goes no jail Like it's just like they We got you wrong but it's purposely But all of our systems are designed like this To keep people out Everyone but a few specific people

Who understand what's going on And it starts with good intentions Like they're like all right let's create like environmental protections in California so that like when we build a federal building it doesn't wipe out like some kind of species that's you know nice for the neighborhood and good for the environment but then that gets expanded in a court case now they're like okay now it applies to all buildings and then rich people in neighborhoods are like hey i don't want this uh complex to go up that's affordable

apartment so i'm going to use this obscure environmental law right to block that from happening and then you're like it's like we got to be real careful with what we even established because at some point it's going to get perverted or corrupted or the world's going to change and it's still going to get used in that original like guns it's like you know when we started it was like a one hitter you know it was like you got a stuff fit and then hit and then now it's like you know a lot about you know a lot about how to work that gun with the stuff it and the hit it I didn't know I was kind of doing an analog between a one hitter weed and a musket type of gun which I think was actually kind of apropode I was picking up what you

were putting down I was like yep he's in the Revolutionary War right there okay then he just stepped up to Vietnam but now we got but now we got the vapes where you can just rip that thing all day that fucking geek bar yeah that's like the AR yeah wow I never thought thought of it like that. There's the thing, dude. Yep. That's just esoteric knowledge. That's what we're talking about right now.

What is esoteric mean? That is elite. Known by CU Elite. And that's what they do. These medical billing, you know, legalese, they all have this quote, you know, hidden. It's not really hidden, but it's a learned language. You either got to go to school and figure it out. But it's so they can all pay each other.

So the guys, the little men like us? Yeah. Yeah. And it's just incredible. It's just incredible. I think we should start like a court. I'm short, but I'm not. Little, though.

I think we should. Like, it should just be so straightforward. Like, hey, it wasn't cool. You did kill her. We mostly think you killed her. And judges, dude, I'm going to come hard at judges. Maybe there's a few chill ones out there. But the judges are not chill.

Like, it needs to be like a chill dude who does vape a little bit. Like, I want my agents to have smoked weed. Your dude, your friend, your buddy. Yeah. Or maybe it doesn't have to be that friendly. Just a guy, like a little, like an older brother being like, yo, you were a dumbass. right there like you shouldn't have done that you stepped up but also you came down on too hard your guys is fraternal in a good way yes 10 years any crime it's enough yeah there's very norway of you

10 years any crime and you get furloughs can they get weekends off first of all sometimes they're trying these kids as adults as grown so it's like okay they don't believe in trends right a lot of these people right that you can't switch you can't a man can't go to become a woman can't be a man. Okay, follow that logic through. Can a child be a grown up? It's either a child or it's not a child. Yeah, it's binary. Why are you transing it?

Metamorphosis is happening all the time. When it gets bad news, it kills somebody at 13. Suddenly it's a grown-up, it's like it's not. It doesn't make it anymore a grown-up. Child cannot be a grown-up. And the frontal lobe really isn't even fully developed until 27, although they say 18 is a grown-up. Oh, that's a good point, though. So yeah, so it's like,

okay, so they're not old enough to make this life-altering decision, but when they made this mistake, we should put them through a lifetime punishment. Literally, it's insane. Yeah. And 10 years, it's like the Menendez brothers. Okay, I don't even care if they did it for money at this point. 10 years, get them out.

Get them out. You get one more chance, and then if anything happens, then you're killed immediately. That's what I'm saying. Okay, so 10 years any crime, then if you get out and you so much just get a ticket, a violation for traffic, we kill you immediately. You'd have some fucking well-behavior. I watched your special, and out of my mind. I'm out, go check out Robbie Special because you've got some good, um, I got some good

solutions, good solutions, good solutions for hard problems. Aaron, should I move there? Some might say draconian, Robbie, but I would say, remind me what draconian means. No, you're fine, you're fine. Okay, harsh punishment. I don't want to miss out talking to you now. No, but it's going to look funny with an MPC. Should I sit there?

No, it's fine. We're thinking, yeah. Go. No, don't keep going. Keep going. No, because I want to look at him and I want to look at you. I want to be in the middle. Let's keep it for you.

Let's keep it for you. Oh, go here. Right here. remind me draconian just means a harsh punishment right because it was based on who like a dude that his name was like draconian something it wasn't dracola was it was it

it might have been but I think Dracula was actually kind of a badass I think it was like a Greek dude we have to have hard solutions for hard problems 10 years for any crime you do anything so much as as run a red light you're dead you're dead you're immediately dead we have the dead squad and you're dead you're too slow ordering at Chipotle

dead or you go you go for Malaysia on it where like you put gum on the on the train we kill you but there's no gum on the train dead that's only if you've had okay you've committed by the crime you get 10 years that the gum on the train thing only applies to those convicted felons do you understand it's like we need hard solutions for hard problems people got mad at me and come see me on tour we just added four shows we only added four shows and we're not adding anymore no if I'm not coming to your city I'm not going to run dry into the ground every show I do and he needs knows this he knows this i give it my all true i give it my all and the reason we even put out

the tickets now is to give you a ramp up last time when i put them out last minute and they sold out people said oh i didn't have a ramp on to buy the tickets i didn't have a heads up you have more than a heads up now so just do it i fucking like okay and the cheap tickets go first that's just how it is i looked up drako he lived in athens 621 bc created the first written law codes in ancient in Greece. Thank you. So it's not Dracula. That's where Draconian came from? That's really good to know. And you know, I love a podcast where you're learning something every 30 seconds to a minute.

If I don't get that kind of clip, you're turned off. Good night. There's too much competition out there. Robbie doesn't like the movement on the cameras. She was in rhythm. Aaron's tinkering again. No, Aaron's killing it and I'm happy to see him do his work because now I know he's really doing it. Yeah, we're a slow take off. We're cruising now.

It's like when people do this at work all the time. What's it call where you fucking like your boss comes around you act like you're sending more emails or you know you're performing yeah very performative sure it's shirking sure great term yeah it's like people get mad at me and there's some things I didn't include and again that's why you have to come see me on tour but it's like things like they're not even just conversations with like what are we going to do with some of these hard problem we're going to lock people away forever like pedophilia we have a built in solution and nobody looks at it you right we have juvie here and we have

the pedophiles locked away here. Okay? Now, everybody knows about Juvie. The biggest problem with Juvie is these kids end up in the grown-up penitentiary. They have a higher risk of reoffending. If you go to juvenile prison

and that's somewhere where you start to call home, you feel comfortable there. So when the boy gets out, he's actually misses his routine. The way that he was living, it almost becomes your house. Like Brooks and Shawshank. Or are you saying we put,

the pedophiles in juvie so then they get to do what they want and then kids never want to go to jail they never want to come back exactly i say you take a kid to jew the kid comes into juvie his first day there he spends an hour with bob yeah your cellmate bob what are you in for chalmo of the highest order bird watchers bunch of bird watch now bob's been on good behavior come watch bob's been on good behavior to be able to do this yeah he earned this type of benefit he was cleaning and stuff he gets to say hello to the juvie kids They both benefit the juvie kids never return We don't make it comfortable for them They never come back

And Bob continues to be incentivized To not kill anyone in prison To not further rape to not whatever To be a good citizen in the small community He's developed there Very good But people are not ready All right let's get into the next very good

We brought Robbie on for a very specific reason They're not ready We love to hear it And we also wanted to get her take You guys know we draft We're going to do a relatively fast one And we're going to have some tangents, too, because I don't want to box you in. No, let's go.

Because you got it, you're freewheeling. You're on Fowling right now. The teleprompter's saying one thing, you can go another direction. I feel very bad for Chad's stuff. Are we going to get an update? No, I think we should give him some space to see what happened. Yeah. It'll work out.

It'll work out. Okay, I have to forget about it again. Every so often, I'm going to dip back into worrying about him. I think it's really nice. Yeah. Okay. I'm very selfish. I'm sure the audience is thinking the same thing.

So it is, it is where you're all praying for Chad. Hopefully, by the time this comes out, we'll have an update in the description, I hope, if Chad's okay. Let me see if you text me. Nothing yet. I'm constantly thinking of myself, Robbie. I'm a very self-centered. Aaron, I'd like the camera on me for the remainder of the visual portion of the podcast. It'd be very nice. I'm sorry to everybody listening, and I've been on a press tour bender. I can only imagine.

I've never done like a press tour. Two weeks of I'm doing this. I'm doing this. I'm doing this. Everything. You've been on good morning. you've done every podcast you're just like your brain's on turbo yeah so i apologize everyone but i couldn't give up being with the fellas one last time on the year you did you're doing great and honestly i think we there was moments we could i could have i could have green let you harder to keep going in that energy because you know i'm just joking of course of course and you here's the we're free wheeling here we're not like this produced morning segment or something where they go robbie we'd like you

we'll just talk on this for 30 seconds move that we wheel and deal here like everybody listening to the special you know i'm opposite ellen like ellen like ellen purports to be kind and nice she's dancing she's actually terror she actually had terror to work with i come out of the show was so good i am rough around the edges aaron but i'm actually a fucking delight to work with no i got this is not our first time yeah let me tell a story about robbie too just to talk about what a fucking warrior homie she is dude i got in trouble with a comedian that i used to date and i was a jerk to her and when i went to the comedy store not like of the highest order it was like a misdemeanor but i i did a bad job being he was young you were in a relationship yeah

And then, but we had another little dust up. And then I was at the comedy store and she was grilling me in front of all these people in the green room. And I said, I said like, hey, look, I'm really sorry. I'm going to make it up to you. And I was genuine. He was. And I felt really bad.

And I kept trying to navigate it, but she was kind of just kept hammering me. And I was just like, I had to take it. And then out of nowhere. I'm just getting cooked in front of a lot of people. And it's hard. But, you know, I brought it on myself a little bit. Robbie comes out, stage right and goes, hey, you know what? I believe him.

I think he's genuinely sorry. And I think we should kind of let it go. got to calm down like like okay the girl you know and i'm i'm forever you know i'm like but i'm like friends with both of you and it's that's enough and then she she got kind of mad at robby and was like are you serious and then and then we all kind of put her hands on and i said i am serious and i love that i texted roby this girl no there was other people in there who were kind of feeling for me nobody said nothing and then robbie comes out you have to speak against a woman scorned you know the courage you got to have to no i know it's very scary but i know her and i know her heart and i know you and i know

her heart and I know your heart so for me it's really like you see somebody you see something you say something that's how I grew up yeah yeah that's a New York thing you see something you say something now most times I you know there's lots of places where I run away but when I'm small or something on the subway I don't I don't say anything I just go to the next car right if you if physical danger and you don't know the people involved in how far they'll go I can't unfortunately that's just good assessment that's smart okay I think we all do that okay oh yeah there's no chance should we draft I I think we should. Yeah, let's grab.

I did prep. All right, guys. Oh, look at this. We're going to draft the hottest women of all times. Now, for those of you who don't know, Robbie is gay. She has a beautiful wife. And I knew Robbie when she was single, she pulls. She pulled more than anybody I know.

So she knows what- My wife had 25 boyfriends three years ago. She was the Bachelorette. So to get that done without any dick, it's unbelievable. Do you, no. It's unbelievable what I've done. You got, you have games. Imagine missing a dick.

It's crazy. You got game, bro. But, okay, this is something I've noticed and I don't mean to stereotype, but I'd love to get your insight on it. Do powerful lesbians like converting straight girls, or not converting, but revealing the lesbian. I have never dated. So here's the thing. And Gabby, by the time we were dating, she was at a gay ball.

She was already doing that. So I don't have anything to do. But I do have friends who likes a certain chase like that. I have never dated anyone who wasn't out or gay, really. Gabby wasn't out publicly but I've never liked anybody who doesn't like me smart

I'm not like into that like you just broke the dating system there's a lot of people that are like that no I always everybody yeah I'll feel like very like if I don't feel wanted like I don't want to be there I'm not somebody like because I already feel insecure about being annoying

I'm an opinionated kind of you know I've always been kind of an opinionated girl and I've I've felt I've been annoying many many times and so I'm insecure about when I'm and I agree that many times

I am annoying so I'm insecure about it and I certainly don't want to push on that and be somewhere I'm not wanted so I have never been into people who don't if somebody fucks with me okay I could relax

and be me but I don't like the uphill battle on like because then it makes me even more annoying if I feel like somebody's not fucking with this it's like then I'm like I'm out when we're we came in like but the whole time so i don't know i've never i've i've always dated other other gays nice i mean gabby was you know but by the time they come to me it's not like i'm no she'd already

learned that about herself yeah it wasn't part of your guys's dynamic yeah so don't blame me because people do want to blame me and that's why i told gabby not to come out because i said when you come out they're going to look at me okay and they're going to blame me and they're going to find out this jew and i don't need it it was cool to see, because we'd only been friends for a little bit, but I remember when I met you, you were kind of casually dating or whatever, and you had kind of a devil-may-care attitude about dating. You didn't come across to me as someone who would, like, fall, and I didn't know you super well, but you didn't seem like someone who would fall super deeply in love. And

then when I talked to you after you met Gabby, it was like, your whole energy had changed, and you were like, dude, it's the best. I'm madly in love with her. She's madly in love with me. I'm madly in love. Like I told her. I said, listen, I want to be honest with you. I'm madly in love yeah and you guys were very honest from the jump yeah yeah it was like a very passionate open-hearted kind of thing yeah I just knew once I would like want to get married because I had been engaged when I was younger but by force almost like by a girl saying like well what is this doing what is going you know right right and I kind of felt a pressure so then but I think God had the wherewithal to get out of that as soon as I got engaged I knew like oh that's a

exactly the sign India that this isn't it like I did it but then I now I can leave I don't know why it was it took me to to just sometimes you gotta do that you gotta do that yeah you don't know it's like when Harry cheated on Lou Anne on Real Housewives in New York like it was after they got engaged and then he's at her favorite bar making out with a gal

it's like he's almost like acting out against the pressurized position he's been put in like as soon as I was engaged like those months after I was like oh I this isn't like it just gave me a clarity because the pressure of doing that 100% just was like was more eye opening so then I always knew if I got like I would I would know and I'm a very committed and very you know

and but I'm not in any rush or I'm not in you know like and it just I just knew I just yeah I'm just so happily married by the grace of God good for you man it's the best yeah we're all yeah we're all basically I'm getting married I got kids okay so my hottest right away is Gabby windy but let but then we'll go on with the others okay so your number one is your wife yes I was going to say we could go we could all say our wives and sigos are our obvious number one all of my wife is my number one and this list exists beneath that thank you so so so that's smart that's bangin bro that's smart my wife is beautiful gorgeous gorgeous that's very grounded very elegant nice butt and she looks smart okay then he had to go there and she looks she's good she's those eyes but she looks

smart yeah yeah no smart is really hot like people because there's command there's power of the bachelor or beauty queen or she was at Denver Bronco cheerleader I'm like her banter and then now people know Gabby were her banter but people in the beginning they didn't like they were like oh this I'm like you you you underestimating her doesn't do anything for me I really don't care about it I know how great she is so from the beginning so her popping off and having the podcast and all that I'm like yeah yeah it's almost better dude it's like a good surf spot you don't tell anyone about it you're like don't don't let anyone know about the Ten minute left here, brother.

It's like, bro, this is all for me. Are you surfing? Yes. Yeah, I don't, I suck. Yeah, you do, dude. I long more. Yeah, dude, I shred. I fucking get barrel daily.

You remember it Stevers Lane, dude? Little Shagzilla into the freaking floater. Cruze out of fucking cottons. Catch a barrel, dude. There's some good guys down there for you sure. Fucking get pitted, dude. All right, so your lady's number one. All of our ladies are number one.

So now your first pick that's not your lady. Go ahead. Jennifer Aniston. Whoa. Of all time. Wow. This is all time. Wow.

She's been doing it. This is fun. So why Jay Aniston? Can you get into it? The girl next door. The girl next door. But she's the American girl next door. She's Greek.

She's got it a little American. You know what I mean? She's like the perfect American girl next door. Gabby, I always feel like, is the real American girl next door. In a way, obviously, Gabby, you know, likes to pop her ass out a little. every so often. Not them wrong. Gabby, to me, being like a Mexican, American girl.

Like, to me, that's America. Mm-hmm. And I feel like Jen, from how long has she been doing this? Since 1992, three? From Good Girl, the movie, from Friends, all of her movies. Oh, good girl. That's a good movie. That's a great movie with Jake Gyllenha.

John C. Riley, yeah. So it's just like I really, I mean, I don't know if this is public, and people don't really know about the lesbian community it's still pretty hush-hush but she is a lesbian icon lesbians love i found that out like i always had a crush on her when i was a kid but then i found out like oh it's like a lesbian telltale sign i think it's due to the blue jeans my sister chaya says it's because of her belts from friends yeah like she wore like blue jeans and a belt is very like dykey it's very like mask like it's very like interesting there you know yeah there's something there so what about the haircut of course iconic i mean i mean

the hair changed America. Yeah. Women were going to the salon and saying, give it to me. Yep. Give me the Rachel. And that I think is why your pick is very strong here, Robbie. And also she has an iconic look. Classy.

Yeah, you're right. Brad Pitt's cheating here, there, everywhere with her, buying kids here, buying it. He's plastering them everywhere. What is she saying? I wish them well. She never. She is class. Class.

Go on. And funny. She's funny. Very funny. Funny. funny and a very underrated actor even though she's overrated she's still underrated yeah you watch the morning show and it's still some of the best acting yep that first season was so jennifer honestin inside and out after gabby for me i love it strider is your pick now robbie i like

what you were mentioning in your monologue post pick you said greek and for me for all time smoke show I got to go with the face that launched a thousand ships. I'm going, Helen of Troy. Never seen her. Helen. J.T. hates the pick. What's Helen of Troy? I thought he was going to say Iva Mendez.

The I love. I thought he was going to say Yvames from fucking Hitch. Yeah. Oh, she was so good in that. Oh, she was so good in that. Did you think he was going to say Ava Mendez? I thought he was at least going to go with someone that he like knew what they looked like. and not try to like...

Dude, there's fucking statues and shit. I thought you were going to say to go for Hitch. Dude, I'm not a horny guy. Don't get in trouble with your, like, anybody kind of whisk. I never seen this girl. I'm bad at being horny. One of the fucking... I'm fucking bad of being horny, dude.

Oh my God. Dude, I think there's a Bernini statue of her. It's pretty realistic. You know, I even liked where you're going with, like, the statue thing. I got, but like, yeah, is this what she... Can we look up what she looked like? Can I take Diane Kruger ass on a train of him?

but no. Dude, Aaron, go to that, go to the super ancient one. I'm honestly like this, no. This is too, this is not giving hot. Wait, yeah, click on that one, Aaron. Look how fucking sexy that is. No, it's not sexy. It's like, it's like,

there's a, there's an orifice under that statue. No, and those women, they reeked. All of these people, you know Jennifer Anderson smells good. That lady reeks. She's not an avino. No, she doesn't have a vino. You know what I mean? Okay, J.T.

Robbie, that's a great call. What the fuck. Can you clear our palette or whatever that expression is? I have my number one pick. Thank you. Is in perfect contrast to Robbie's pick. I'm going with the other side of the coin. I'm going Angelina Jolie.

Oh, yes. And not only is the contrast that they were both sides of the Brad Pick coin. Nothing for me. Here's what she does for me. Extreme facial contrast. Full lips, shark, cheekbones. angular jaw you know what that creates constant visual tension when you're looking at angela joe lee there's always a tension you're like what is she going to make out with her brother is she not

exactly and there's something dangerous about her and something elegant about her and when those two things are walking hand in hand elegant about the way that she handled her affair with brad pitt people continue to ask jennifer how she feels about those losers which she's like i'm literally over it They never ask Angelina or Brad. How do you feel about the fact that you fucking cheated so publicly? Not only did you cheat, fine, it happens, I guess, whatever they want to say. But you went out of your way to shoot magazine covers, to do everything. Just a few months into the divorce.

Like, they had no... Discretion. Yeah, they had no humanity. Yep, you're right. You're right, but here's the thing. She's fucking hot. She's hot, dude. Dude, there's like, she's in like four movies that I could crank to.

Easy, bro. Mr. Mrs. Smith. That's just a good one. Every Tomb Raider. I think Jennifer Anison, along came Polly. Pictures of dead people. It's cool. Jennifer Anison, along came Polly.

All of her movies are incredible. The breakup movie? Oh, yeah. It's a lot. Sad movie. Yeah, but a hot. I just want you to help, Gary. Dude, the fucking Odyssey.

Wait for my pick, dude, when the Odyssey comes out with Nolan. If you do another pick like that, dude, if you do another fucking pick like that? That's a new. That, by the way. Buckle up. It's not a pick I agree with, but it's a pick I understand. It's a real pick. It's a real pick.

We're going all-time beauties. We're talking all-time. Everyone knows Helen. I've never heard of her even. Helen Keller seemed hotter. Like, I'm like, this Helen, I don't even know. At least I could get behind on a super dry, book, dude. On a very dry year.

Like, if you had nothing but Helen Keller pictures, you could figure it up. Yeah, your penis is so far away from Helen. Troy. It's just, I don't know. It's a very hard pick to relate to, but I respect it. You're up. You're up. Oh, no, wait. It's, it's a snake. Oh yeah. You go. You go again. All right. And then it comes back to me because you got first over all right. Dude, with my number two pick. So I have my, my badass bitch queen seductress as my number one picked. Smart. Now I'm just going with just pure beauty, dude. Just a supermodel straight out of the primordial pond. And for me, no one has a more harmonious beauty than

Christy Turlington. Who's that? Got to see. Supermodel from the 90s. Oh, let's see, let's see, let's see. Dude, this lady has a long neck. Yes, let's see. He likes a long neck. Pull it up, dude. Hang on, hang on.

He's married to Ed Burns. I like her tasting dudes. I love Ed Burns. He's, you know, like the handsome buff Woody Allen. I like it. Without the predilections, bro. Okay, are we going to get a pick up because of the mood. Can we get a pick of Helen of Troy?

I'm going to need a pick of Helen of Troy. Say her name again. He forgot. Oh, I got it, I got it. I'm just trying to find a good photo. Will you spell for him to see? Christy could be a D.L. C-H-R-I-S-T-Y, dude?

Is it why? I feel like that's the model spelling. But even if you put in something. She's from the era of supermodels. It was like her, Naomi Campbell, Cindy Crawford, Linda Evangelista. There's a good documentary about all of them. And to me, like, they're all like the prettiest women ever.

Oh, yeah. Oh my God, that one. Yes. You're totally right. And you know what I say about her, dude? When I was scribbling in my notes? She is Thanos. Thanos, dude, she is inevitable.

That's how her beauty feels, dude. Yep, and you know what? I want to take a fist like this. The freaking, with a fucking, all the infinity stones and just crank. Wait, what do you want to do? Like, Thanos uses glove to crank. Who's Thanos?

Bro. Josh Brolin. Avengers, dog. Oh, I thought you were talking about Theranos, the fucking... Elizabeth Holmes. Yeah, that's on my list. She's on my list. Her voice did.

That throaty baritone, dude. Okay, I will say, so is it my name? I'm going to blow you. No, I'm next. I'm next. Okay, go ahead. All right, guys. We've all been to ancient Egypt.

And we know, no, I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm going to take a fucking for real pick right here. I'm going to take a for real pick. All right, boy. All right. Buckle up because here we go.

Adriana Lima, Victoria Secret Angel. Ever heard of her? Buckle up. Let me see. Check it out. Let me see. You might love your wife too much to do. this, dude.

Let me see. This is a bad pick? No, it's a great pick. It's a great pick. Robbie has to see. He can't get any pictures up. What the fuck is the name?

I'm working on it. I've been as nice as I could now. I'll get it. I'll get it on my phone. Robbie, I've got a ton of pictures on my phone. Hold on. I've been as nice as I could. Okay, look at this.

She's the ultimate Victoria's Secret. She's like, I think she won their award, right? Yes. Wow. Okay. Aaron, work the weight. Work the weight. Okay.

Robbie, am I getting approval here, Robbie? Yes, worth the way. I want just as much praise for this pick as flack I got for the other pick, please. You deserve it, dude. Helen Keller, his last fucking pick. Insane. She's considered the most iconic

and she got to wear the fantasy bra three times, dude. What is the fantasy bra? I think they give it to, like, their number, dubbed like the most valuable. That's, you get that. She's the MVP of Victoria's Secret models. No one wears lingerie better. Wow.

It's her and clume. But I would say my next one, we're talking all time. All time. Yep, Helen of Troy all the way to now. to films to everything? Penelope fucking Cruz. Oh, let's go, dude. Oh, let's go.

Vick and Christina Barcelona. What are we talking about? I get Miedra. I get Miedra. What are we talking? Get up Penelope Cruz. P.E. N-E. L-O.

That was her number one, for sure. I mean, because, dude, the energy she brought in with all that chaos, you wanted to get inside of it. It was great. Penelope Cruz, C-R-U-Z. Her in the second half of a... Robbie, you got to lay off. Her in the second half of blow. Come on, I was good for a long time.

Okay. She's so beautiful. Look up, Vicky. And put with Vicki Christina, not so many press photos. That is the best one. That is, I think, her number one. What's that movie she's in with Selma Hayek? Oh, Banditas.

That is the hottest one. Yeah, dude. Good pool, bro. Dude, I'm horny, dude. All right, thank you, man. Thank you, dude. Robbie, do you even think that I'm horny, dude? No, now you're still.

but see because you you didn't want to be you actually was you were doing like a thing where you you didn't allow yourself to be a man for a second you're like I I'm embarrassed look at this oh yeah that's the photo scarlet takes a sig this honestly Gen Z is trying to capture this look now in all of their uh that makes sense but she said look her up 2025 with the hair it's crazy look her up 2025 and I like her taste I'm doing all time too I'm also doing like like their body of work yeah of course right including their body in their head. You know, I'm including everybody.

It's anatomical and it's cultural. Yeah, and it's a test of time. Got to do it. Impact. Let's go. And Robbie, you get to pick back back in. Her and Bardem met when she was like 17 on this movie, Hamon, Hamon. Are they married?

Yes. And he was like a 20-year-old rugby play. He thought his career was over because his nose got busted up. And then, but they hired him as the hot guy. They kind of hit it off. But then 10 years later, they got back together. She, she loved all of year. Let's go, bro.

I'll say the other one in that movie was the brunette. Rebecca Hall. Rebecca Hall is another one I would throw up there. Yeah, I could see you liking that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But all time, this isn't your pick right now. This isn't your pick following Philadelphia Cruz. You know what? She would be, she would make a top ten.

Okay. Just because she's so interesting, like I feel like she's, she's very understated in a way that if you're too understanding, it's hot again. She's smart. It's like, yeah, it's like something that's like, oh, like this person is really you know. I mean, Bardum prefers her

in that movie to Scarjo for the same reason because it's a little bit more hidden so he has to fight for it a little bit more. There's not a lot of

she's not trying to win you over. No. She really doesn't care. Yeah, she's on her own thing. And she's a little blocked like she's a little disconnected from her sexual energy

the way Strider is. And so it's kind of fun to bring them to that. He was like embarrassed so he gave like a joke answer instead of like sitting there with a semi. Yeah, exactly.

Okay, so who's next? you got another pick. You get one more pick. Why do I have one more pick? It's snake style, so it goes like that. It goes back and forth. It's like fantasy draft. Okay, okay, so we're not giving it to Rebecca Hall as my third, right? You can do it if you want it. I would recommend it, though.

Let me think. You still have Cleopatra, you still have a lot of all-time beauties out there. You have high-pitia of Alexandria. Now, I'll say this, I'm not picking anyone that I have. I'm not picking anyone contemporary contemporary or anybody that there's even a chance that I would really even meet. Yeah, of course. So I'm taking those out the equation

because I don't need problems at home. Yeah. Well, I heard you say that you, this person's hot, and then they're going to be at some party for a Netflix thing or something. So I'm not putting anyone in temperate. Like the next hot person he thinks

like an up-and-comer. Your wallet fell. I'll put it down there. People always tell me, I always put my wallet on the floor. It's sick about you. Yeah, people come over, waiters will come over,

Your wallet's on the floor. It's a weird move. It is. I don't like sitting on it. I don't want it in my backpack. That's a better move. You can put it in my backpack. Do you never get it back?

Literally. I don't know if I have a third off the top of my head. I think I do just need to give it to Rebecca Hall. I like it. I like your list. Like she's coming to mind for a reason. God sends you these thoughts out of nowhere. I'm telling you right now you're missing out on, you know, you've got Empress Wuzia Chen of China.

You've got to shut them up. these bust dude he does this dude anything you have to go with like Delilah or someone who's like known as a sex pot who he got Samson to cut up you know she seduced him yeah so that she could cut off his hair i.e. his power that's a good call bathsheba David had to get in there just bang she was hot hello and Troy has a rep like that too you know we guys were willing to risk it all for her yeah do come on say here's your pick dude be for real bro be horny fuck dude all right channel my fucking oh yeah get Rebecca hall up here all yeah got she was great in that movie she's also in the town He's the babe in the town.

I don't know, dude. Helen's hotter than her, dude. Helen and Troy's hotter, dude, for sure. She was, she got, she's not in as much stuff now. No, but I feel like she's always subtly just not been. She enjoys her life. There's something that I revere about that. Like, she's not some fame, hungry.

Of course, she gets out of the movies. She's like, you know what? I just kind of want to live my life a little bit. She probably has a really handsome, like, art gallery owning husband. Can you look up for Becca Hall husband? Yes, I can't. Yeah. All right, Strata, you're up.

Okay. I kind of want to get an athlete here. Oh, boy. An athlete. Yeah, like an Olympian-type frame. Oh, Enrique and Glacius' wife. That's her husband. Oh, that's her husband.

No, no, he's wearing sleeveless. That guy understands art house, I think, was the right call. Yeah. That guy will explain a painting to you. He does mostly stage. He's more of a theater. guy. No, no, no.

He's wearing a sleeveless number in that third picture. Will you hit the third? Oh. No, he missed it. The third picture. He's like primal energy on stage. You see the third on the top? Yeah, right there. Ew. Ew.

That's terrible what he's wearing. Rebecca Hall is off my list, just due to that. Robbie, I got to tell you, what is this, like hot pilgrims? What's going on here, Robbie? She's in full Wednesday Adams garb. No, this is really bizarre. I don't know about this. Rebecca Hall, leave him. If you're listening

to this, trust me. You know what I do know about? Just leave him. You could do better. Buckle up, guys. Who? Activate horny mode. Here comes Kate Beckinsdale. Dude. What off, dude. Underworld. Let's go, dude. Kate Beckinsale. Let's bring her up again. Yes. I've met Kate Beckinsale. Really?

Yeah, I was at a party with her. If you see her again, will you tell her she's on my list? No, she's very hot. Bro, Laurel Canyon, where she's like kind of a goody-to-shoe and she gets seduced by a rock star. She's really hot. It was a toss-up here for me. I was going to do, I don't want to burn anyone's pick, but it was maybe going to be Jennifer Conley. Dude, you know what, she's gorgeous.

You know what's crazy about Kate Beckinsale, too? And this seems disrespectful, but I mean it in a good way. Smarter than she looks. Went to Oxford, majored in Russian so she could read her favorite novels in their native language. Wow. Can you imagine? That's like Natalie Portman. You hear she went to Harvard.

It's a good pick, manic pixie style. Yeah, she helped Alan Derswich with the case for Israel. Yeah, she was one of the research assistants on that. Has an age, well. Has an age well. She's not on my list. Can we end on somebody good? Can we leave people with a little positivity?

Yeah, yeah, of course. Can we leave people with something to look forward to? Yeah, no, it's Strider. So do you want to vamp on? Speaking of vamps, I mean, dude, she's a vampire slayer, dude, and she's super smoke show, let's go. So, like, I mean, you know, she's, and you know what she is? She's a tall drink of water, which I like.

I like a little height, so I got to give you that. I think she's about 5, 7, 5, 8. Tall for a lady, I like that. And, you know, just a classic beauty. That's what I love about Gab, nothing but legs. Yeah, yeah. I feel like when we take a bath together, it's like pretty woman when you wrapped with the legs. Yeah.

Like, I think I always, I wanted legs. How often do you guys bathing together? Well, when we go somewhere and there's like a really nice. nice back. I got a hotel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, we'll make a... Four seasons. Famously, their tubs fill up in under a minute.

Really? Yeah. That's sick. That's like what they'd advertise. You can draw a bath in like a minute. Also for my next pick, Bathsheba, dude. That's where we get our term bathroom. That's who David had to go down and bang, dude.

King David. Can we disqualify? He saw her and he was like, he was like, what up, dude? That's what's happening. No, I've lived with this guy, dude. I watched it happen, dude. Robbie, you sound like my wife. Beck and sales is a great picture.

Big, bro. Back and tail. Yes, back and say. With my next pig, I got to go with someone who is so beautiful. She makes athletes dumb when they get around her. I'm going with sports interviewer, broadcaster, Taylor Rooks. Oh, I don't know. Bro, I thought you were going to say, okay, okay, this is good.

She is luminous. She's got relaxed shoulders and calm eyes, bro. And there's just an assumption of worth with her that when she gets around professional athletes, they just start going a little gaga like they start bragging. They're like, I might win like five titles this year and you're like, bro, why you flexing so hard? It's like, because Taylor Brooks makes you want to be that guy. Oh, let's go. And because she's already acts like she is

that person. And she's just very pretty. She makes you want to be a better man. She does, dude. She makes you want to step up. Okay. Bro, bro. I mean, that's Helen of Troy to me. Okay, but I think when these, like, you know, whenever I watch when I do watch sports and I see the interviewer after,

they're always asking these guys are like literally coming off the field they're like sweating they can't breathe and they're being like ah so so what it's like it's like I just yeah we got to tea yeah she was just getting out there and you give it and yeah yeah it's like what is even did we have any substance from this interview I I agree they need to like wait because like have you ever like jog to your car in the parking lot and like ask like you then you got on a phone call and it's like catching up with your mom like it's so hard to once you're catching your breath to think. Herbert hit the other day. Herbert was like, hold on. They were trying to ask me. He was like, I want to go celebrate with my team. They had some crazy comfort mind. And even watching it, I was like, oh, he seems a little rude, but it's like, it's because we're not in his head space. Yeah. Like, we didn't just win a game on national TV. Yeah, and we understand to some extent when you get off stage and they're like, oh, this venue said that you would do a TikTok or something for them. I'm like, you know what?

I got to relax. I got to say hi. I actually have two friends in Minneapolis and they've come to see me. And I would like to say hi to them as a matter of fact. Let me unwind for a second. That'd be funny if athletes had to do meet and greets after the game. Well, they're pretty much dude, but it's like on the news. Yeah, it's brutal.

So, okay, I have one final. Wait, I'm still up. It's Snake. Oh, you're up. It's me, then it goes to him, then you're closing the show. Yeah, you don't understand Snake. All right, guys.

Dude, you better not snipe. With my last pick. So here's the thing, dude, I got my just like classic angelic beauty. I got my boss bitch seductress. I got my like kind of athletic adjacent just luminous, you know, goddess. All right, well, what do I need?

I need the girl next door. And that's why with my last pick, I'm going with someone who just smiles with her whole face. She's got these high cheeks that just give her perpetual warmth. I'm going, Rachel McAdams. Bro, this is a good pick.

Dude, you're good at being horny, dude. You rule, dude. Rachel McAdams. You just fall in love with her, dude. Canadian. And you're like, oh, but is she a goody too? she's actually she kind of played a bitch in two movies mean girls in the family stone very effectively so i know there's more to it than just like a you know empty brain smiley one

like she's choosing that and she's timeless yep she can i didn't know what i was going to say there but i found the word you found it i would say hot so i would say she's like like she's a beauty you need a girl next door though she's a beauty i don't know if hottest you know what I mean? I hear you. Robbie, but here's the thing. If I would have gone,

I had other people on my list. I don't want to spoil. Like, okay, a dame. Like, she's like in the Kate Winslet category to me. Like, objectively beautiful. Bro,

she's hotter than Kate Winslet, though. But I'm just saying, objectively. Objectively. None of them is pretty. But I wouldn't put them on the hot. Like, they're not on the fucking maximum list.

Right. Do we check if Rachel McAdams was ever on the maximum list? Because I'll bet you dollars to donut. She was on there. Okay. Can I leave it strong? It's strider than you, dude. All right, here we go.

But Robbie, I like that you're fired up to go. I like that you're fucking fired up right here. All right, here we go. Damn, dude. You're going to close the show. All my pictures are from different centuries. I need to share more. I need to share the mic more.

You? All right. No, yeah, so this is good for you. I don't know, to tell me. I'm going to go with, from one movie specifically is what I'm going to go with here. Although you can give me everything else as a bonus. I'll take it for my life. list here. I know. I can already tell it's like, yeah, it's gay. What's the fucking movie?

Yeah. Dude, Raquel Welch, back in the aisle. She isn't doing that, man. I need your help. Sometimes I need to get dominated, dude. I got to go with Scarlett Johansson from the island, dude. Dude, good pick, dude. So you like that she's childlike. Whoa, come on. Oh, my God. Oh, she's a clone in that. You're right. Yeah, she doesn't, her brain's not developed. Dude, that's not the angle I was going for. I thought that's what you were going for. No, that is what he likes. it's like that movie with Emma Stone and she's like becoming a doll

or something she's becoming like... That's not the angle I was going for! And it's like clearly this man's fantasy of having like a dumb bitcher. I think she wears a tracks suit. Well, I think the lighting is good in that movie. Michael Bayne knows how to make him hot. He does.

I understand in the movie her. I understand in one of these movies but he's picking the one movie where her brain. Don't make me pick Elizabeth's shoe from leaving Las Vegas. Yes, I'll do it. If you keep this up. Dude, is that where you really at, though?

Because I'd be curious if that's where you're really at. If you keep this up. Aaron, can we get a little, just a picture of Scargo? She's beautiful in that movie, bro. Thank you. But that's a good angle to come at me with to tuck my list. I swear I wasn't trying to tank you. I threw off your things.

Scarjo does nothing for me, but I understand. Dude, she's a lot. It's funny because I feel like Annie Letterman is a hotter Scarjo. People tell her, yeah, she looks a lot. Yeah, they're both very lovely. Both be beautiful. But somehow, I don't know why. Maybe because Annie's personality is also so fun and funny.

She's hilarious, yeah. You know what I mean? Scarjo's a lot of fun. You see the way she hugs Colin after their episodes at S&L? They look like they have a very good relationship. Maybe the Annie difference is that I know Annie. I don't know Scarjo because I can understand finding them both. Scarjo's been famous since she was like 16 and you never hear about her in a negative way.

She's been poised in class all the way. And that's the same like Jen Annison. And with that, I will leave it on this. Go. This is a bit of a cheat. I don't know if you're going to be mad at me. This is a bit of a cheat But I got to leave it

We call it a bend What? This is a bend We call it a bend Okay, a bit of a bend All time classic It's a two for it's a double The Olson Twins

Oh That was sick, dude I'm sorry We gotta give it up Talk about a body of work Then they went class with the row And their clothing line And they're kind of cigarettes

They're marrying You know presidents and friends They are just No, dude, they're the hottest grandmas, dude. How many shipping yards do you own? You see their sense of, Robbie, I got to hammer you on this pick. You see their sense of style, dude? They're like, chic grandma hot, dude.

I love their sense of style. And by the way, it's not nothing. When they were kids, when they were kids, they had a style line that was the first out at Walmart. Now, they're going to steal your ecstasy at Burning Man. I've seen a blasphemy on the one on the left. Who's the prettier one? No, so I like them both.

One's darker. It's not a good question to ask. It's not a good question when you're asking this. One is darker and one is more girl next. Do you understand? The yin and yang of it. You get the yin yang. That's a good pick, dude.

You get it all with them. And as far as we know, I think the pick counts because they're not fraternal twins. So at one point it was one egg that's split. They do claim to be fraternal, but we know it's a lie. They say they're fraternal? Yeah. They once said like a fun fact where fraternal, you're not fraternal. No, you're identical.

You guys were in the same amniotic. I'll bet dollars the donuts on it. Exactly. Yeah, maybe they're the hottest. If you're at Joshua Tree in the middle of the desert and no one else is around, Robbie, take that. They are my one petite pick and they are, they've done it

better than everyone. Yeah, dude. Okay, and one on each shoulder? Yeah, dude. You know what I mean? Like the devil and angel. If you roll into a place, like you do a party, like a Vanity Fair party

and you got both Olson twins with you, I think people are really thinking you got... They're cultural islands. They're very hard to come by. They're sort of. people think I got horse power. There's two of them. You never see them.

Yeah, that's true. They're very rare. That's true. I like that. They're rare. Scarcity is hot. It's like an emerald. Very hot.

They skittering out of places like rats. What is not rare is my Netflix special, which is out right now. Robbie Hoffman, wake up. We are on tour. We are down to single seats in many of the shows. This tour will sell out. I don't say this to brag. I say it to be honest.

with you. I thank each and every one of you. And I've put them out now, even though the tour's only in April, to give you that on-ramp. Get your shit together if you can. By the way, if you can't afford, I've done what I could on the tickets. The cheap tickets go first. That's just how it is. But if you can't afford, if you really can't afford, I am not a priority. You do not have to see, like, I don't want you guys hearing. I heard somebody to subscribe to my podcast too far, which is Patreon only. We don't accept. corporate dollars as they won't give them to us, but I heard that somebody was forgoing a meal or something. And I said, do not forgo a meal. It is not a priority to see me on tour. If you can swing it, then by all means. But you know what? I'll come to you again when you can, okay? Because I've been there, I get it. Okay, it's not a priority. If you can swing it and this is one thing, a treat that you're doing for yourself, I get it. But I don't want anybody in any other way. And we've done what we could to keep the tickets. I have nothing to do. Robbie Hoffman

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We're not quite done yet Aaron has to judge streaming now Happy holidays Let's hear it for Aaron's judgment Let's go baby All right sorry I didn't mean to catch you

No it's perfect to do that Because actually I got the promo out And they kind of have to listen They have all the information, and now they have to listen to get the winner. But they know I'm getting the dub. You might, dude, because you never know with Aron. So to recap, Robbie took Jennifer Aniston, Penelby Cruz, Rebecca Hall, and the Olson twins. That's a great list.

Thank you. Strider took Helen of Troy, Jesus. Adrian Alima, Kate Beck and Sale, Scarlett Johansson. That's a great list. Come on. It had some growth. I'll say it. It had growth.

It had growth. J.T. took Angelina Jolie, Christy Turlington, Taylor Rooks, Rachel McAdams. The name. His, his did. His did. I think I might win this. I think I might actually win this. I'll probably win this because I've been consistent and heavy hitters.

Chad's the horniest of all of us. It's a bummer. He's not hornier than I am. That's true. J.T.'s hornyers. I do wish we could hear what he was going to say. I would have liked his, yeah. No, we can't.

This is the topic we probably would have picked it. Probably would have picked. We'll get his list on the next one. Yeah. All right. He's very good at draft. Probably would have picked one of the Navian avatar, dude. And he might have been right.

They are, but the sea ones, the water ones are hot. The water ones are hot. I want to have sex with those aliens, dude. Yeah, it's a bummer. All right. We'll get his list. So, to go number one with a. Edge of my seat.

Addion of my seat. Get him out of here. Yeah, it's got to be. The rest of the list, very solid. You're number two. Helen, Adrian and Lima. Fictional character. Back in sale, Johansen, all hitters.

But Helen O'Troy, we don't know what she looked like. It's disqualifyingly bad. We don't know what the standards were back then. Yeah, it's. And who knows what he would have done if we didn't shame him? He might have been like, you know. I would have gone, I would have been all ancient. Like the crush from Huck Finn or something.

It would have been all ancient chips, dude. Yeah, come on. When Helen Keller is hotter than you're like, come on, it's disqualifying. If you wanted a chick with Hellenistic features, if you wanted to grow with Hellenistic features, you should have gone Rachel Weiss. Dude, they named the features after her, dude. Oh, Rachel Weiss would have been great for my pick. Yeah, because she looks like that. Well, you didn't do it.

She actually famously did play Hypatia of Alexandria, dude, in a movie. Her features don't have the excessiveness of more Baroque sculpture. Very true. Yeah, so that's my... That's my third place is Strider's List. Yes, exactly. Sounds like your weirner's broken, dude. No, it sounds like you're fucking gay with this Helen pick.

sag it okay let's go all right for my second pick I think there's gold in the middle well I think there's gold in number two but to come out Aniston number one

I can't I can't abide I think there's so many more I think if you go out Big Cruz one Girls love Anniston it was it did It was surprising. Yeah.

She was a shot. Obviously, we'd all be. And I also think going first is hard. And you don't know what the bar is going to be. You're kind of setting it. She always was going to be my first. Okay, well, I mean. I like that.

integrity. I like that. As a personal choice, it's all subjective, of course. There's no objective answers to this. which is not your fault it's just how it went no it's not how it went it's how even if I could choose again Anderson would be my number one yeah and then the inclusion of the Olson twins a bend to say the least not but not a fan at all I like what girls like they look like why to escape you know I have to say you I have girls to have the best list there has to be multiple people on the list that I can't watch movies with

them because I'll crank yeah and I just crank means true jerk off? Yeah. The narrative will escape. Jessica Simpson, Duke's a hazard. Like, I can't watch that. I'm going to have to crank. Yeah.

No, does your wife know this? Like, is this a thing? She knows how much I crank. We're actually talking about it yesterday. She's the best. She's super understanding. We have a good communication. When I put on enemy at the gates,

Rachel Weiss, I'm cranking. Yeah. That's, yeah. No question. And Ed Harris's eyes. So, Aaron, so I lost because of Aniston and you have no taste. You didn't lose. You finished second.

You didn't lose. Trust me. Okay, so JT1 on his own podcast This is giving strider Strider can tell you what it's like You're a competitor here, dude I like that about you. This is crazy. You know what? Put it to the people listening

And I know I came in And I hadn't had the best disposition today And I really apologize, guys. I'm new to all this And I'm working on it. No, you're the best. I grew up without a father. It is what it is. I'm lucky to be here, okay? And I will say this.

Put it to because I think They will. For your girl listeners, I think I have a very good list for the ladies. For the fellas. Yeah, for the lady listeners. His list is for no one. Yes. Yeah, that was just.

Well, the top of. But he's everybody's favorite. So they're all going to be like, no, it was a good pick. And, like, they'll give him a pass. They'll green light his bad qualities, which I would never do, dog. I respect that. You know, you know. Thank you so much for having me.

I'm worried sick about chat. Yeah. That is. Will you text me later today? and then when this episode comes down, maybe put in the comments, Chad is okay or he's not okay and where to give.

God bless, happy holidays. Congratulations on the wind, JT. Thank you. Thank you, Aaron. Thanks for introducing me to Taylor. Hey, you're the best. I love you so much. I was a sore loser.

I'm proud of you. I'm proud of you, dude. And I'm happy for you. You're crushed. Did you guys actually really? We love you, Robbie. I love you. You're the shit.

Yeah. You're the shit. Thank you for doing this. I love you. Thank you for having you. You know what? I really didn't have any faith in it because Chad and then,

but you really, you pushed me. Yeah, you're tough, dude. Yeah, you crushed it too. Your list was excellent, but you really didn't like my list? No, it's true. Later, guys. Going deep, going in What are these, I'm going to be.

I'm going to be.