Going Deep with Chad and JT - DRAFT - THE GREATEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE

Episode Date: April 22, 2026

Today we are joined by Strider Wilson to draft THE GREATEST THINGS IN EXISTENCE. This category is broad and leaves a lot of space for the bros to work. Strider comes in hot a with week 2 coachella take - Does a performer need to dance or is vocals that rip enough for a headliner? This is a 3 man draft but these could be the 12 GREATEST picks of all time. We have a LIVE chat vote and also call Mr. Cream aka Aaron for the ultimate judgment.We are live streaming a fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeepGrab some dank merch here:https://appreeshapparel.com/Come see us on Tour! Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.comTEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice)Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 14 wins JT: 14 wins Strider: 16 wins Chris Parr: 13 winsBrad Fuller: 2 wins (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: 1 winKevin Fard: 0 wins Thanks to our Sponsors:HIMS: The Best Hair Loss solutions for men. Go to https://www.hims.com/godeep and get started today with an online consult with a professional.PRODUCTION & EDITS BY: Jake RohretSee Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

What's your dream. Dude, speaking of streams, I'm going to come out you with a hot take, bro. Oh, yeah? Right out of the gate, bro. Can I say it now? No, do it when we start. Or do you want to preface?

No, no, no, no. I'm wondering if we're started. Oh, yeah, sorry, we are starting. Go. Okay. Because this is going to hurt Chad's feelings, especially, I think. Dude, hit me. But my brother crashed at my place on Saturday, which was great.

And I was watching some volleyball. Jordan Lucas, dude. Northridge, dude, what up, love him, dude. Guy's a great athlete. And Matthew goes, says, hey, can we change the channel and watch Beaver from Coachella? And can I tell you, I was uninspired. By his weekend, too?

His weekend too was incredible. He's so confident. Did you watch it? It looked, yeah, it did. It looked good. It looked, I hate to, I'm going to bum you out with this. Yeah. It looked fuller performance-wise than weekend one.

Oh, 100%. I was telling him, I was like, we should have gone the weekend, too. But how can you predict that? Yeah. You know what? this someone made a good point it was which i think i agree with that it you know some of the performances were made for live some were made for the stream i think his was made for the stream for sure he was also looking into the camera a lot yeah which i like i do like that beber was kind of was it his performance

was sort of like a f you to the like scooter brawn and people like that where it's like hey i did this on my own i did this like from my base like he didn't have representation he just kind of released the two albums and like headlined on his own which I love and respect like get it fuck yeah but as far as like the music and stuff I was like his voice I'll say this I'll agree

with you I like it's a little bit slow like too much kind of R&B which but his voice is so incredible he has an amazing voice he does but like I don't know I want some versatility bro yeah I mean I'll agree with on that like you got to dance bro he came out firing and I was so stoked

and I was like okay, it's moving a little slow. Like, I wanted a little bit high energy. Like, when he played stay when we were there, I got so pumped. Yeah. Because it just do-d-d-dun-dun-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-. And I don't know. All of yesterday, I was just so inspired.

I was so pumped by it. But, you know, I respect your take. This is art. This is good art. I don't want any performance to be fine. Yeah. That's bad. Well, and I get what you're saying, too.

And I think it's why it was so special. for a lot of people is that it's very connected to his personal story and the story that we've feel a part of. So like when he like when he was saying, I'm going to show you off a thousand like beauty and a beat on weekend one when he started it, he sounded kind of out of it and then the crowd responded. Yeah. And then he went back to his young Bieber voice. Yeah. And everyone's just been sampling that and like doing excited faces like yeah like and the comments are all like, oh my God, they re-energized him. They reminded him who he is.

It's so beautiful to see him healing. Yeah. And I think that's a lot of the, and I think he's aware of that. Yeah. So he kind of gave a performance. I would be like, you know, they're going to see me hatch out of this egg and we're all going to be happy about it.

Yeah, I think I watched it and I was, yeah, my takeaway, because like, it's really like stripped down to like he's just his vocals, like no dancing, no backup dancers.

And to me, I read it as like, oh, he, like, he remembered why he does it. Like, he just loves to sing. He, he, he, he's simplifying it back down to his love of his craft, his family. And I think that's when he realized that's what, that's what matter.

Because, like, when he first got big, he was thrown into the industry, got all this attention, all this. He's like a product right out of the gates. Yeah, all these material things, like Lambos, car, you know. Was sexually objectified, maybe worse. Yeah. Exactly. And then he was miserable. And then he kind of re-found his center.

That was my take. And people are like, I'm rooting for this kid. And it's funny because he's like in his 30s, but I think we all feel like he's like our kid in a way because we've seen him grow up. So there's like a, almost like a shared cultural responsibility around him. Totally.

And I saw a video someone made like, their takeaway from like Weekend One was like, oh, he broke out of the, Truman Show. Like he was like the first. That's cool. Because of social media, he was like kind of like, he was living the Truman show where we literally watched his whole life growing up.

And that was his kind of like breaking free moment. And then week two was more like the celebration of being out of the Truman show. Yeah. When he was doing Speed Demon and he had like the girls hugging on him and he was like, it looked like he was genuinely enjoying it. Yeah, it was so sick. And then when he brought Billy Elish up, that was adorable. Yeah.

She, she, whatever that was, like how real it was, how performance it was, it was, it was perfect. Oh, it was so good. And the fact that she didn't sing, because when I first watched a clip, I'm like, oh, they're going to sing together. I want to hear that. But then it was just her geeking out, which was kind of more special. Yeah. She's all of us. She knows what it's like to be a believer.

And then the, dude, I'm so lame because I watched all of it. But the BTS, too, of Haley Bieber being the one telling. Oh, I watched that too. Oh, yeah. Yeah. She's like, and Haley Bieber seems so generous and sweet. And, you know, she's been ragged on so much. I was like, good for these kids.

Yeah. And also Kennedy, you know, because we, she and I have been obsessed with Bieber stuff, like, just watching all the YouTube videos about, you know. And she was like, she's like, you know that Haley stalked him. And like, that's how, and I'm like, and I got mad. I was like, I was like, babe, I don't even want to hear this. All right. You're bumming me out. I don't even want to know this.

Oh, like it was predatory almost the way she would have to. Yeah, like she was obsessed with him and like, and like manipulated her way to. There's all these documentaries, YouTube document, you know, quote unquote documentaries. That are Selena slanted. Yes. Because they love her.

And so I was like, you know what? I was like, she's like, why don't you want to hear this? Don't you want to know the truth? And I'm like, I just don't want to hear it. You're big on that. We've had people come on and then afterwards people like, this guy was lying about that.

You're like, keep it to yourself, brother. I like this story. Yeah. And so I was like, you know what? I was like, you know what? And in this instance, I think you're right, because the consequences aren't that severe either. We're just reading for a celebrity.

And also, and I was like also, but the nukes are different. You know, people on YouTube and like, you can take anything and like create a narrative out of it. And so I was like, I was like, you know what Kennedy? I will, let me watch one of these videos and then we'll discuss. And I watch

when it ended up being Haley slanted. Let's go. And I was like, she's like, I'll listen to it on the car right home. And she gets home, I'm like, you're fucking toast. Selina's the enemy. yeah like she's been doing like an offensive on

Haley through different intermediaries and trying to bring her down. Yeah yeah yeah. Dude dare I say that's one of the best feelings in the world of and this maybe leads into what we're talking today but like when you are having an argument with someone and like sometimes it lasts a few days and like you've been proven wrong at a point but when you find the research

that proves the other person wrong and then you get to fucking serve them to them. Yeah. Oh what a great feeling. Oh yeah what a great feeling you got to eat your word and then they have to take the information. You got to watch them squirm or switch and go. You see their fingers start to do this. They're literally clicking through different ways to fight back.

Or lying. I wasn't really saying that. No, no, no. This is exactly what you were saying. It's the best. It's always interesting.

When you see someone's face doing that, they kind of look off and they go like this and you're like, and then you can call them out. I see what you're doing. You're trying to find the right words so that you can refute what I'm saying. Why don't you just accept that you got this one wrong? Exactly. Just be like,

dude, I'm wrong. Yeah. No, never. Just drop the hammer. We're talking about argument with chicks. Yeah. And then I do it to my wife, but then I never do it.

I just do it in my head in the shower or while I'm driving in the car. I never tell them. No, you got to let her hammer because that's sexual fuel. You're right. Ooh, baby. Not in the moment, but the next day. I think there's a spillover effect. Can I come at you with another take real quick?

Yeah, yeah. I was talking a lot of shit on Project Tail Mary, and you made me think this when you said fuel because they used the astrophage as fuel in that movie. Yeah. Sorry. I was delighted by that movie. When were you talking shit on it? Leading up to it.

I was like, oh, he's going to fistp up a robot. Like if he's going to fistp up an alien and they're going to personify the alien in a lame way, Ben done a million times. Right. So you were being like, hey, I've seen a lot of movies. I know the tropes. You're not going to sucker me with this BS.

Yep. It's just got, I didn't like the Martian that much. It's the same writer. And I still don't like the Martian. That's not a comedy to me just because he says, I'm going to science the shit out of this. But I thought Project Tail Mary ripped. Did you see it?

I was delighted. Yeah, it was good. Then I won't say any spoilers because it's excellent. Ryan Gosson is a great actor and yeah, I can't say anymore. You know what? I was surprised you liked it too because it has another trope that you don't like, which is a distinct timeline. Yes, yes.

But you know what, but it was clear. It wasn't like cascading like Nolan where you got to figure it out. Right. So Dunn Kirk's like the most annoying with that where you're just like what? And then you're puzzle piecing it. It didn't feel like that. You knew where you were at.

Yes. And I thought it was additive. I did too. I thought it was. I like because I get annoyed with that too but then by the end I was like you know what they kind of fucking put some pump in there yeah and then they build in a nice twist yeah exactly which is good so but but chat without further you got to go see it bro yeah you should have been watching that instead of Bieber too too too enough praise of

Bieber do I had to listen too much though I mean bro maybe if he's like breaks free like do a dance number bro he's he's not a very good dancer 25000 fans that are there like maybe fucking dance he has some backup dancers you all you got to do is this he's he's a little week on the moves. He can learn the choreo, but there's not much personality. Also, his wardrobe, whoever does his wardrobe, easiest job in the world. Hey, I found this hoodie in a dumpster. Throw it on. Yeah, but he does make it look cool. No, it looks cool. And the beanie, in the glasses. And he's got a nice job line. And then his choice to take the glasses off and give the audience his eyes on that one song. Very smart. Very good. But I mean, bro, I need more singing and dancing.

But I will say, I respect what he did. I respect the hustle. I'm glad he released the two albums. swag one, swag two, and he's doing it on his own. I respect that. But as far as a performance product goes, it was lacking in my opinion. I respect your opinion. Yeah.

Dude, when sexy came out and just like they sang together, he goes, thank you, sexy. I mean, sexy, she was bad. Dude, I was like, I was like, I looked at my brother like, is this good? Who's that?

Sexy Red. Oh, I barely know her, I didn't see it. I thought her, of, you know, of all the guest appearances she was because, yeah, she was rough, but Siza was amazing. So she was weekend one, too? No.

Oh, okay. Just weekend two. I think... She sounded beautiful. That song is just gorgeous, too. And you're gonna have a billion dollars come out and not saying. My daughter says gorgeous. It's really funny. She represented all of us. Well, all of the chicks. Yeah. She just geeked out. It was really adorable. That's cool. And she was like falling over herself

and then he came over and pictured. And the fact of her generation. That's true. It's a full circle moment. She was a huge believer. She became a star, and she went back to being a believer in that moment. You know, this performance was for the believers, because it was for Twitch. He's on the stream. Yeah. As a guy who's not for a believer, I'm like, this guy's on the internet and the middle of a concert.

What the fuck? It's for the fans. It is true. Yeah, you almost, do you feel like a parent in the 60s not understanding Bob Dylan? No. No, no, no, no, no. Like Bruce Springsteen's mom, she heard him on the radio. Said, this guy can't sing.

Really? He said, no, you know, it was like I was under her. desk and the nukes were coming and someone said it's his voice was insane it's safe to come out yeah you had you had strata you're oh i mean i got to listen to the lyr justin's lyrics dude like now he's not he's not like bobby d's gone on our side i don't know stradder you but it's a different thing you might have this uh convo with your future daughter you know she might be a believer i i hope she is dude yeah exactly and i'm gonna have to like dad through a concert and just be like Are you kids, have they been exposed to his music?

Yeah, they like Justin Bieber. I'm trying to think, they like Taylor Swift a lot. We were listening to that yesterday, and they were grooving on it. You know what song they love is my son's favorite song is Werewolves of London, which is super fun to sing. And he does the A-oo really well. And then they both love this song by Fifth Harmony called That's My Girl. And my daughter does like a really sassy.

She already has sass. And we think it's my mom. coming through her. But she'll do like this and like boss around and and my son just kind of rocks out. He's just like That's my girl. Did I say Warren Zivon for Werewolves London or I'd have get that wrong?

I don't know who you said. I think you just said Whirls of London. Oh, okay. I know it's Warren Zyvon, Cream Jeans. Yeah, Cream Jeans. You're just coming out. You're just dropping knowledge that you know. Oh, I got it right. Okay, yeah. Sorry, Cream Jeans. Yeah, sorry, Cream Jeans. We always appreciate you. Cream Jans, are you a believer?

You're my guy. Strider. What if your daughter? likes Adam Driver. I've come full circle on Adam Driver. Originally this would have been a big problem for me, bro. I would have been like, the Adam Driver problem,

I had to look in the mirror and see that the problem was me. Well, but now Lena Dunham came out with her new essay collection or memoir, and it's critical of Adam Driver. Really? And so it was on set behavior. She says, like, basically she was in love with them, but that he was kind of out of control, like he'd break things, yell at her.

And she connects it to like, she makes like a deeper point while simultaneously throwing him under the bus that like we're attracted to trauma in some ways. Like the things that we've that have hurt us, we also develop like a subconscious attachment to. Were they together? No, but she says like she basically fell in love with him. It's all very complicated in her way, even though there's real life consequences for this stuff. But you're like, what are you trying to say necessarily? I haven't read it. Only the excerpts.

I'm going to read it though. I like her writing. I love that you read the. those things for us. I love that JT does the work on that shit. Yeah, I report back. Yeah, my boy JT. My opinion is my boy JT's opinion, listening to it. Okay, good.

Let's to what we talked about earlier. When the girls come for the argument, I want to have the receipts for it. Dude, yeah, some of the most heated debates between my wife and I all call JT and put him on speaker. And then that's what I, do want to put JT on speaker? Yeah. And then she goes, okay, fine, fine, fine.

But yeah, she says that she was like heartbroken when she found out he got engaged. And yeah, he would break stuff? I guess he threw a chair through like a wall. Interesting. You can see his audition. He bites her and it wasn't in the script. Whoa, that's a lot.

But it's not like intense. Yeah. It's like playful. I don't know what the boundaries are with that stuff. Yeah. But yeah, so Adam Driver, maybe you were on to something is what I'm saying. You know, here's the thing. I used to be annoyed by him.

His like derpiness. Kylo Ren, I don't like that character, this brooding teenage villain in the Star Wars universe, annoying but not there's a lot of annoying characters in the star wars universe but the guy can act dude you know marriage story i mean he just brings it dude honestly bro you know what changed my mind was um that dinosaur movie he did it was so good dude what was that million years or whatever the fuck that's a weird choice for him yeah he must have needed some dough interesting yeah this one's pretty rough it is nice to see a guy with a weird face it is he's a marine i like that

Rob Riggle. He's got an interesting backstory. Yeah, his ears. You see in early stuff, his ears. Like, he's clearly kind of hot in a way, but I like that it's like, it's not in a way I've ever seen before. Guys, thank you for tuning into the pod.

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and how are you choosing to fill it i think it's really provocative i'll say this too i have four in order and it has to go this way or and i have no backups really yeah and i'm worried about overlap with a few but we'll see what happens i was getting into this thinking to myself and maybe this is showing my tilting my hand a little bit but you know we did the inventions draft. That's fun. I wanted to sort of,

I went back and there's stuff there. And there's stuff in there, but then I thought to myself, I want existence, does that feel naturally occurring to me? Does that feel like it's just so right? But does that then limit me from some picks? It is a tough topic because it's so big.

Yeah. And so, you're like, what's the best thing in existence? And it, like, you could go, you know.

Tangible and tangible. Yeah, that's a tough thing. If Aaron's judging, do you take five guys right out of the gate? Do you just say a five guys burger? Yeah. I mean, that's not a bad pick if you know Aaron's judging. I mean, if Aaron's judging, I know my picks, five guys, Jimmy Eat World. Yep.

Creaming your shorts. He loves Jimmy and softball. And softball. He's going to be like, this is a no-brainer. That's a perfect list. What if he do that list, then he doesn't like it. He hates it. He's like, that'd be so fucking funny.

Also, chat, if I'm looking at my phone, I've got a list on here. I did some research. How to research my soul. You did? That's not research my soul. I like that phrase. Should we kick it with the odds or evens? Yeah.

Ready, Freddie. All right, one, two, three, shoot. Oh, I'm third. Hey, could be good. Could be good. Paper, scissors, fellas. Okay, you call it. How do you call it again?

Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, I really don't want to go first on this. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Rock paper, scissors, shoot. Rock paper, scissors, shoot. Ah! Oh, slow to, reset, reset. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot.

Wow. Wow. Oh, no. That's actually good on the show. Hey, that was amazing. That's a clip. Tits McGee. You guys hit like six in a row the same.

I don't think any of us want, I don't think either of us wanted to go first. You were both trying to lose. Yeah. Oh, wow. Okay, yeah. This is the thing is like, tangible, intangible.

I don't fucking know. Yeah, bro. What's the best thing in existence? Fuck. I'm excited to see which way you go here. You can pass. That's true. I do that at the first.

Best thing in existence. Best thing in existence. Oh, the chat's going to have great suggestions, too. Cream jeans just took nuclear weapons off the board. Sorry, bro. That was a great call, Cream jeans. Yeah, but did, would you just do nuclear instead of nuclear weapons? That's big.

Nuclear powers. That's huge. Best thing in existence. You know, I'm going to go, I'm going to make this pick here. They bring us so much joy, so much pleasure. They give an energy to the world that is nurturing, calming. They have two things, well, a set that brings so much joy as well as another. a dumper that also brings joy and you know they can also cause conflict you know people fight over

them i think they you know they i think they i think women i'm going with women this is huge oh best thing in existence women this is a great pick uh that's what's uh my pick immediately two chicks uh yeah yeah yeah that's a great pick man i mean i mean okay you got my Moms, I mean, God, love moms. This is great. My mom, shout out my mom. Just on the phone with her, she is the best. I love my mom so much.

I'm so honored to have my mom. And, you know, then I got my fiancé. She brings me so much joy. I was at the, we were at the field yesterday with Lola and just throwing the frisbee, and I was like, this is a moment. This is a snapshot. They have boobs. They have vaginas.

They give a life. They have butts. They have, you know... Female intuition. Female intuition. They can sense danger. I'm like the dumbest guy when it comes to that. They set up a beautiful home.

Yeah, they know how to set up a home. They caretaking. All that stuff. And, you know, they're so awesome that we start wars over them. Yeah. They're so awesome that dudes, you know, that people can't resist them. And they're so precious that, you know, if they're violated, I don't know if I'm going

here, if they're violated, you get the ultimate consequences. Yeah, yeah. Every like thriller horror movie is a little girl went missing. Yeah. It's the most precious thing in society. Yeah. Yeah, bro, this is a great pick. This is huge.

I was going to take boning your soulmate, which you'd said in another draft as my first. Oh, you were? But I think this takes, I think that is encapsulated in your pick here, so I have no problem to say. It's a great pick, man. I mean, look at dude, Adam and Eve, bro.

Yeah. God created this sick-ass environment with all sorts of chill stuff in existence and an apple that he couldn't eat for some fucking reason. Yeah. But then, boom. He goes, you need a chick.

Yeah, God's like, we need. We need chicks. What do I need to make here? Yeah. That's sick. This is chicks. Chicks. So this is a great pick, bro.

Yeah. J.T. thoughts? I love it. I think it's... I couldn't imagine a better pick. I was thinking more about how sometimes I get... I've always not liked that Eve came from Adam. Yeah, the rib.

Yeah. I'm always like, why would God make them one at a time? It feels like a little bit like... I'm like, wouldn't God just make them both at the same time? It feels a little dude slanted. It does feel dude slanted. It feels like a dude wrote it, which a dude did write it. Dude did write that, yeah.

But then there's the other story. I think Lilith that Lilith Fares named after was Adam's first wife, and she left Eden. This is like a counter story that's out there. Lilith is the daughter of Satan who was created from the same dust as him. And she refused to be subservient. I kind of like that story. Which is funny because everyone I've ever dated has told me I'm like a misogynist and this and that. And I'm like, maybe because I argue with my girlfriend, so they think I'm a misogynist because I'm arguing with them.

So there must be something wrong with this guy. They don't realize I argue with everybody all the time. Yeah, yeah. But I really do like the idea of both things being kind of, I don't know, always together, always in balance, always in conflict. I like it being kind of equal parts. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, you like equality.

I think you're a modern man in that. I think that's great. And I think most ladies would like that too. And then whoever wins the fight wins to fight. Yeah. Yeah. But I don't think you should lose just because you're a chick, no. And no one wants to win when you give up.

Yeah, exactly. It's not really winning. Which leads me my pick dominating someone in the comment section on the internet. Okay. Are you guys ready for this pick? Yeah. All right. I'm going to go with and I'm going to paint a picture for you. And I'm going to encapsulate it in one word in a second.

But just imagine that you're cruising with your fucking windows down music blast. in your car and you roll up to your boy's house maybe it's j t's house circa high school and you see all your motherfucking boys cars parked outside and you know that the only mission that night is to have a sick ass time with your friends which is why i'm taking friendship nice so just companion you know shared experience all that that takes i know that's broad but existence is a broad subject so maybe we can get away with it no i think it's good my minor a lot like that. So I think that this is what it's all about. I think there's nothing more valuable in the world than a good friend. Someone who accepts you for your flaws without judgment, listens to you,

is there for you. And honestly, with Project Hail Mary, it really got me thinking about it, dude. I love how there for each other those characters were. So yeah, and I love my boys kicking with my dogs. And yeah, so I think it's the best thing that there is, dude, in the crew. But I think, think of all friendships. The crew friendship, the one-on-one friendship. Crew is your personal favorite, but it's all under the umbrella of just, yes. One human connecting with another human. Because what got me to this, or multiple humans, was thinking of the crew, of the boys getting

together. Like, we have your bachelor party coming up, and I can't wait to see the crews from your different eras of life coming together, which is a great ecosystem. Do you think you're going to do something nuts on your badger? Do you think you're going to do something like I'll actually worry about that? I don't want to. I don't think you will. I'll party too hard.

I think also because your brothers are there. You'll tamp it down a little bit. Remember my brother did too many shrooms and then he kept asking for multiple bananas. And my brother ran out and he's like, hey, he wants more bananas. We were so worried he couldn't comprehend. So the biggest partying we did was a guy got potassiumed up to too hard. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he needed that for his journey.

And then you freaked out too, right? No, no, I was chill. I freaked out because, but in a really funny way, because Ferrara, who's so buff, was putting on so much sunscreen, and I got very worried, I was like, we don't have enough sunscreen for your body. I was like, we're not, you're not going to build

put enough sunscreen on. It was so funny. We all started dying laughing. You know, Ferraro, dear friend, is he making his own voyage elsewhere now? This is a great, great, where has he been? He's not even at a dead.

He's not even a dead. He's the king of that thread. He's taking a break. I think everyone, and you know what, I'm not mad if someone does that. I respect people's journeys, but I am curious. And then I start to wonder, like, was I, because, you know, we like to bust on each other. I'm like, was I too hard on him about this? And then, but then I'm like, oh, I'm thinking about myself too much.

It's hard to cuss out. Because you would like at least, at least communication would be like, hey, taking a little break, boys. And at that case, I know, okay, I know where you're at, but he just kind of went radio silent for a little bit. And he's not making it to the draft now. Okay. I didn't even see he's out what's his excuse I don't know if he gave a concrete one he just said it could have made because the only viable excuse is you've created a child you have a kid which I have this year yes and then one year I really fucked up bad and got scheduling

well so so he he hasn't been a talking to you guys as much it hasn't been on the threads and he's not making into the draft which are kind of our two main metrics how recent is this it's been developing couple months maybe yeah really and look they guys we love you brother we love you man I hope you're listening. And you're solid. You get whatever you want to do. I got your back no matter what.

Same, because you're our friend. We have your back. Yeah. But talk to me. Don't make me beat your house. Yes. All very true. All right.

So for my next one, you guys had great picks, man. So much respect to you. I'm going to go with a form of expression. And for me, this is the peak of what humans can do. This is us at our greatest. This is us.

in flow state, which is the peak of living. You know what I mean? When you got spontaneity and craft and circumstance all align. How beautiful is that? That's why I'm going with the motherfucking dance floor. I'm going with dancing, baby.

Oh, yeah. Baby. This is great, bro. I was going to take freak dancing as a pick just so you know. And it's my favorite version of it. Yes. I mean, dude, think about these movements in history. shake your ass, back that thing up,

the macarena, the dougie, gangham style. I mean, these, it's so innate to our existence to want to move with one another, to do the same dances, the same gesticulations. And for me, I've, you know,

I call myself disco throw. I think I do my best thinking on the floor. And freak dancing is, is as good as it gets when you, to me, it's better than sex. Because it's, you don't need the context and it's not as goal oriented.

You know, You're just moving through this ocean of people, you know, in the, and the water is music. And you just run into another, like another creature. And you guys just symbiotically give and take energy. And it builds something greater than what was there before. Like, to me, that's it. And like, dude, I'll go out on the fucking dance where motion is lotion, depression can't hit a moving target. I'll be fucking bummed out about shit.

I'll just get out there. And I'm like, what's so big dog? What's been going on with you? You feel out of, you feel out of sync. It's like, maybe I feel like I've been chasing something. And I'm not getting closer. And it's like, maybe that's okay. Oh, maybe that's okay.

I'm like, why do you think that's not okay? Probably mom and dad. Why do you go there? Why do you go there? Maybe mom and dad are doing their best. And then all we're seeing right now is just a guy dancing. This is happening all right up here. And then we see the artistry coming out.

And it's all moving. And you know who else is doing their best? Maybe you are. Yeah. Am I allowed to think I'm doing my best? You are on the motherfucking dance floor, dude. And, yeah, so I'm just grateful. That's fucking great.

weapon as a tool and uh and i and i just i think that's when that's when we're at our most human and and you know dude and you know that's a beautiful experience but also think about culturally tribally bringing people together dances to praise the heavens dances to bring the ritual of people the ritual yeah 100 percent it's dancing by yourself even nodding your head to if you're dancing at home you're doing well that day baby it's it's It's a reminder that you're alive. It's like the expression of being alive. 100% and that is existence.

Is it not? Yeah. Yeah, it's like when you're watching the electrons dance. That's us when we're dancing. Yeah. Ooh. Do I get into the humatams? Quantum existence.

Yeah, brother. Did anyone dance to Bieber? I don't think anyone was dancing. Dude, I mean, you look at the crowd, you look at the crowd during, you look at the crowd during baby, bruh. Yeah. during sorry you better hope

is it too late now to say sorry because I do do do that's a fire song you better hope Bebes doesn't listen to this episode yeah I respect Bebs

and I love what he's hurt he gets hurt to cap it dance first think later it's the natural order Samuel Beckett let's go bro

waiting for the I got it goes dude get me on the floor all right dude me on the danceways. Ooh. Just getting head. Just getting a nice beach on the floor.

Dude, I've been on the dance floor. Dude, okay, straight up. Me and the boys went to Cabo after we sold the Netflix show. We're at El Squid Row. We're all on the floor. Dude, I look over and Chad, and he's just getting epic head on the floor, dude. You're just pumping that face full of dong. You were so chill about it, though.

Like, nobody even cared because you were keeping it so lax. I didn't even bust. And did the dude in the lifeguard? Tower at Squid Row was just like making sure everyone just steered clear of you. Yeah. I don't even think you were hard, dude. It was so mellow. You were just getting like soft blown.

Yeah. And just let her have fun with the noodle. I was so sick, bro. I think I saw you order drinks in the middle of it, dude. Yeah. A couple jello shots. Yeah. Shut up, Brittany.

Yeah, you tried to walk out and she tried to slide with you, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I was like, let's go get a shot. And she's like, let me just stay here. And so I, like, waddled over. And I was like, let me get a corona. And she just. It was because I had to be your fucking wingman on that shit.

So I had to fucking eat her dad's butt to keep him from blowing it up. Yeah, because he really went to town. I know. At first he was like, what the hell are you doing, Brittany? I was like, he's not her dad. And then Chad just gave me the hand signal like,

make it happen. I was like, Bro, get over here. Dropped his child and he started munching on that butt. When he pushed him over, he kind of was like resistant. He was like,

oh. And then he ripped his pants down. He's like, oh. Yeah. And then, dude, that was funny. Yeah.

He was like, I don't like this. I don't like this. Then I got that good lick. And he was like totally sated. Yeah, yeah. You like did something with your tongue where you just like ring. You like ringed it.

And then he like he gave out like, oh. Yeah, he's a good guy. Tasted like you worked in software. All right. For my next pick, I'm guys, I'm keeping it intangible today. I'm just going with things that are, you know, not super grounded, but are heavily elemental. Next up, I'm going with imagination.

Nice. I am, you know, having kids, it's just reignited my appreciation for imagination and how vital it is to the human experience. Because first of all, it's the engine for all creation, for all invention. We don't have anything without thinking about it first. And it also, it creates reality before it exists. Like we can have ideas and concepts and bring them together through imagination. It allows us all to pull in that direction. How fucking amazing is that?

How human is that? And I'll watch my two and a half year olds. Yesterday we're out front. And my son is just pretending to fly. And my daughter is pretending to fly. And I'm like, how beautiful is that? And dude, how sad is it that we let go of that? Like, do you remember when you were like, I did this up through my 20s?

I'd pretend I was in the NBA. I'd just shoot jumpers. Yeah. I'd be like three seconds on the clock. Or when you're a kid, you get other buddies and you collaborate in your imagination. You go, hey, we're swat guys. They got our family in this house. Let's bust in your primary through the door.

And you all pretend like you're on a freaking, that it takes you out of the mundane. And it leads you into this kind of like, I don't know, what is it? Like you just feel like anything is possible. Yeah. And then you get older. And like, what do we have? We just, you know what it is. This is how you know you've given up imagine.

You're just golfing. Oh. That's giving. up imagination. It's like, you know what? This is what you can do. You can swing a stick. You don't have as much athleticism. You don't have the grandeur. This is where that imagination goes. You're playing on someone else's idea of a... They've built a course for you. Yes. No. And I like golf, but we should not, it shouldn't, but imagination should always, pretending you're something should never go away. So you didn't become a princess. So you didn't become an astronaut.

That's fine. Still pretend. It's beautiful. Yeah. I remember being in the pool. I would go down in the deep end and pretend I was in the matrix I'd run on the wall I'd you know I'd do like the side flip all that stuff the best so sick it's the best bro and you know what that's why we're homies I do that with you bro yeah oh yeah let's go dude we did that in combo after you ate that dad's ass I was like bro after a good butt licking I need to get my morphia son yeah yeah yeah I was still getting head you were getting head in the water yeah yeah yeah just pretending I was in the matrix dude dude that guy was the man dude we brought an air tank down for her and she'd switch off between blowing you and just getting some uh get some oh too i need some oh yeah here's some oh

he keeps texting he hits you up every once in a while it's still these days doesn't he's like dude my butt needs a lick in we're just regular buds now it's almost like we don't even think about the origin of it we're just like you know we all had funny experiences but now we just kick it and pretend stuff together he's just a good dude just a good solid dude all right strider you that was beautiful imagination is clutch bro Doon, Harry Potter, you don't get that without imagination. Massive imagination. And that's when you add the analytical to it.

And you're like, okay, that's both, that's strong side, left side. Okay. Feel like we've gotten the big ones out of the way here. For sure. Super chalk. Dude, dude, dude, dude. All right, then I'm going to keep it broad right now. because what I was going to say,

I'm going to go with fucking art, dude. Nice. Creativity. So this is kind of, you know, a little bit of JT's pick here is involved in this, but just the experiencing and the shared collective of someone's mind, but in a medium that is, you know, art,

it becomes artistry because you've taken a craft and you've applied it to something and I appreciate the shit out of that, dude. And some of the best art, The Fast and the Furious movies Band of Brothers Gladiator Other mediums like

Fucking sick paintings Like a Van Gogh A bummed out dude And then it makes you go Oh shit man I've been felt I felt bummed out too And it brings you into the human experience

You know Mooks the scream You know Is it him screaming Or is it the universe around him Creating that anxiety It just It makes you feel seen

Helps you feel heard And you know I think it is one of the most it's a great pick beautiful human things we have super close to my last pick but very good pick uh if i was going to um you know sort of play defense in a drafting mode i would say um my pick is uh j is imagination but with execution for sure and i think distilling down the human experience into a piece or an artifact that other people can experience is you know the lifeblood of our immortality fuck yeah dude it is similar to j t's pick dude

can i can i can i just put the chat saying it not me that can i just put can i change art to just imaginative just a different word oh dude the hockney we we created that one i look dude that when you guys recreated that was amazing that was a great painting what yeah so what are your what are your favorite pieces of art i mean i had the movies film is probably my favorite media i was gonna maybe pick movies at some point. I love movies, dude,

is what I like rewatching and it's the art that I like to revisit. And why do you like movies over the other ones? One, because I don't have to think as much and I can understand it right away. Whereas if I look at a painting, I have to go, okay, I probably need to study this a little bit and understand

like the historical context, what the brush strokes mean, who did it, where, when. But that's all interesting and I do appreciate that, you know? But for a movie, it's like, bro, it just takes me right there. It does it for me. So, fucking sick with the effects and there's artistry to that like a you know a john carpenter or the genre that i'm watching something in or the style of a director i even appreciate nolan i've come

full circle on nolan now dude even though dunkirk he should have been a straightforward linear narrative i mean is there anything better than me of the afternoon off you just watch a movie just i watched mission possible i say which one uh rogue nation oh hell yeah and uh i was just like this is great Yeah. Think about this. Tattoos. That's a sick form of art. The tramp stamp. That dad in Klovo, he had a sick-ass tramp stamp. Super surprised when I saw that. It was so cool. That was the octobody. Have you guys seen that? Oh, no. It's an octopus coming out of the beehole. Oh. That's so much. That's so much to think about.

Yeah, I wouldn't. I think you got to get one of those on your, yeah, if you want to show. Show it, Jake. You have to show bunghole, so. Thanks. What's the best painting or, uh, what's that's so funny? What do you, what's your favorite painting of all time? Ooh. If I was going to get a painting, the one that you think is most emblematic of the pick, like the peak of it. Someone's soul on canvas.

You're just like art. You're just like, bro, they did it. That's it. That's fucking, if I had to explain to an alien what art is, I'd show them this painting. expressionism is pretty fucking fire dude that's a really tough pick sorry I'm taking so fucking long to think about it no I like it dude you're being serious

you're serious as fuck at some point you got a fucking pick up at some point you got to fucking pull the trigger and say what it is because you picked art dog yeah that's fucking true dude dude but painting dude I don't know if I'm a big painting guy dude like music

is probably my best form of art That one goes the farthest to fastest. When you're talking about needing like knowledge before the art, you don't need any for music. For a painting, I'd rather just be like, nah, dude, I would rather just take music or a soundtrack. I think you're glad you're on the painting question. Yeah, I think we're overlooking. I don't like painting. Within art, you have, you have music.

Thank you. Which is arguably the most popular thing in the world. I think, and I think if you guys take music, it's now too close to my pick because I should have even just said music, but within art, I know music exists music and I can't believe I didn't think that thank you guys for fucking reminding me of that that just fired me up music is like live music yeah and you don't need technology for it like movies you need like a production and crew it's it's it's hard to put together it just comes from it's like it's in the DNA expression of without music life wouldn't make sense yeah it exists right here in the vocal chords when you hear the beautiful voice

singing dude that chant from halo yeah it makes people go crazy like Like, we really distill it. You know, it's just so on being, like, Bieber, for example. No, no, no. He just going like, oh, but people go nuts. We love it. You don't get dancing, JT's first pick, without my pick of art and music here, which is huge. So I really got to appreciate you guys for that.

I think you can't have dancing without music. That's true, you can. Are you sure? Yeah. You don't have to do that. But is it as fire? No. It's not as fire.

But imagine listening to music and not being able to dance. dance. Very true. That is like being in a prison cell or is that a statement and then that's art. I don't know. It's a shoe gaze, I guess, but it could also, it sounds very prohibitive. Fuck. Um, this is huge. Music is the number one thing. Dude, driving with the fucking windows down, blasting. So what's the, you know what's the prettiest song of all time? I got it. No. No, no, that's nice. It's a mood. It takes you, it transports you to that mood. I think I respect the fuck out of that. That one, dude. Is that the song that you ate that dad's ass to? I wish, dude. It was a, it was a fur. It was, it was. It was, it was guys. It was.

Gasolina. Gasolina. Gasolina. The song's fire. Gasolina. All right, dudes. Great pick, Strider. Thank you.

Chad, you're up. All right. I'm so stoked I get this one. This is one my, this might be my favorite thing to do. Laughing. Oh, this is great. Nice. This is great.

Laughing is, laughing is, it's my favorite thing to do. Nothing better than a good laugh. It alleviates tension. It brings a lightness to life. It reminds us, you know, that, you know, this is all just temporary. And let's have some fun. Let's get a good laughing. Dude, a big time chuckle with the boys.

Come on. Oh, dude. When you can't stop laughing? Yeah, when you lose it. You're in like church or something. Someone farts. You can't stop laughing. I mean, that's the best laugh.

I was about to say the same thing. When you're in a place where you're not supposed to laugh, and you can't stop. It's the best. And it takes you over. Oh, when you're in class or something like that, you just like, you can't stop. It's so. My math geometry teacher was like saying something stupid. And me and my buddy Steven started laughing.

Yeah. And then he just hovered over us. Yeah. Like, you better stop laughing at me. We're just going. Oh, it's, it's like the best way to connect with someone. Yes. If you and someone like share that kind of a laugh, you're bonded.

It's great. That's an instant friendship. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Dude, it's huge. It's my favorite thing. It's what we all love doing. It's what we like,

it's what we want to do for work. It's literally the best thing that there is, dude. And it's the best medicine, they say. It really is. I mean, if you just need a daily pickup, it's vitamin B times the thousand. Like, you're just like, boom. Take you out.

What are we doing next? And the most painful parts of the human experience, when you find humor in that and that other, the other side of that coin, it can be so cutting in the darkest moments, And you find a way to laugh at it or have a little bit of humor or even a little bit of humility in those moments. It's some of the richest things that there are. When you're watching an action movie and you get those action movie laughs like in Braveheart when he's like they're making the spears, some matter longer than others.

And they all laugh with the tension so high. You need that release. Gallo's humor. Dude, laughing is jizzing for the soul. Oh, dude. Boom. Oh, dude. Write that down.

Thank you. That's huge. Thank you, dude. I'm going to get a robo. Ooh, JT's snacking. Dude, this could be another pick, bro. Oh, roll up. Dude, I have a roll.

Yeah. Let me take a whizzo. No, I got to stuff. I, uh, yeah, Latlin's soldiers laugh and battle. Great. It's, uh... The warrior chortle. What if when he die, it's such a relief that you see God and you just start laughing with him?

That's nice. Next pick is near and dear to my heart. I think they're perfect creations. They exist where we all want to be. They are, they, their daily existence, their temperament,

their mood is where human beings should be. They symbolize it, dogs. Bang. I love dogs. Perfect creation. I, I mean,

nothing i i just whenever i get sad i'll look at a photo of my dog she looks at like just her in a field she she can be in a field just trotting around a field and just be so happy i mean look at that she's just pumped she's just joy personified she's just pure joy she's like i'm in a field i'm loving life i got a frisbee i mean dude and they're so cute too you know like like my dog she'll get up on the couch and she'll like bring her frisbee i'll like oh you got your frisbee with you and she's like you know just snuggling her ball or frisbee they come snuggle you they've got intuition they know if you feel sick they'll come and like comfort you you know they'll come lick your face they'll they'll like snuggle you they are um beautiful beautiful creatures and i just love them so much

so uh i pick dogs huge pick on my list that's solid dogs is on my fucking list dude. When you make eye contact with your dog, it's amazing. And when your dog looks up to you, when he's like, what's going on right now? Yeah. He checks in with you. And the trust that you have with that animal. Another thing that's nice is like animal or adjacent is when you're like hiking and you see like maybe a coyote or dare I say a bear or a bull moose, which I've never encountered a bull moose. Maybe a bobcat. This happened me with a bobcat when I was at summer camp.

You saw a bobcat? Yeah. Pretty sick. Pretty big. Like it's like a double the size of a house cat. It's sick. And I made eye contact with it. And it fucking looked at me and we were like,

and kind of like it nodded. It seemed to me like it nodded. And that was a huge experience for me. Just eye contact with a wild beast. You know, it's funny. I love dogs too. But I do feel like societally we've gone too far in protecting or in treating dogs as if they're human. Yeah.

I mean, I just love them so much. There's 22 states right now that have chosen to preempt local government authority to enact breed specific legislation. There's anti-discrimination laws for dogs. So like in Colorado, they passed a law that makes it unlawful for homeowners insurance. companies to discriminate against specific dog breeds. How so? Like you can't change someone's insurance based on what kind of dog they have. Like a pug is going to be higher insured because they've got like more health issues.

Or if it's a dog that has like, uh, like could potentially get after somebody. Oh, yeah. Like a Rottweiler or a pit bull. You'd be very smart of you. And I think you could pull this off. Whatever hot and political issue that you have next when you're running or in you, when you do your, um, library series. dude, you should deposit it to the individual or the collective as if it's intended for dogs.

And then be like, oh, I don't turn to think of this. Like housing, you're like big on housing. Yeah. You're like, dude, I think we need to like switch districting and zoning for like there's this many dogs in this area to create this housing. And I bet you people would be like, oh, no, that's a great idea. And then go, that's for people. Oh, that's a good one. And then catch them.

Yes. I think you could do it smartly. Yeah, I do think about it because I do love dogs. I don't want to be misunderstood that way. but I think L.A. is too dog-centric. L.A. is probably the biggest dog. I think L.A. doesn't like people. I think they like dogs.

And honestly, I think they even like those delivery robots more than all of them. I do. But I was reading an anti-dog article today, though. Anti-dog article? Well, that one. Jay-Tor-Roter. People. Not anti-dog, but just that, yeah.

I have a theory on, well, L.A., first of all, great weather. You're outside a lot. Great place to have a dog. Yeah. also it's very isolating and having a dog it gives you something to connect to and also you know there's there's a lot of people in l.A i think that there's especially in certain parts of l.A. bad energy people you know who are very shallow materialistic oh this is a good point um you know it's you get around it and it's it's very off-putting it's it's like a repelling

energy because you can tell they only care about status money all that kind of stuff and I think that that naturally humans are naturally kind of like off put by that energy and so I think dogs counteract that where it's like I need some purity in my life for sure you see that's what I think is interesting though because I do understand that and that makes a lot of sense to be but like if dogs make a mistake like if dog bites someone we're like oh he didn't mean to do that he's just a dog but if a person is like shallow or commits a crime we don't give them the same benefit of the doubt we're never like oh he didn't mean to do that he's just limited because of the way creation has made him i think i think to

to argue in favor of dogs they a lot of that is instinct based where it's their lizard bray and kicks in they don't even have a choice but couldn't it have been that way for a human too I think we're more have more free will We're more conscious I think that's why like the insanity plea exists The French fry defense We don't get the movie Conair I guess I'm a bit more of a neurodeterminist

Where I do think we're just kind of on a rail And we're going and then we apply logic And reason to it after the fact But a lot of times I think people are just Kind of you know Mishapen or don't have access to their best size and they're just kind of operating on that. Do you think there's more people fighting against dogs getting put down

or the death penalty for humans? Probably more people fighting against dogs getting put down than death penalty for humans. And I think the death penalty isn't even that hard of a deterrent. Like I think, and it's expensive. It's like stupid. It's like, it makes, like, it makes like no sense to have the death penalty. Like.

And we definitely like, we, and we can move on after this, but like we don't culturally shame dogs. Yeah. Like you'll never see a big group of people get together and be like, that dog sucks. Yeah. Or throw tomatoes at a dog. But we punish the fuck out of humans.

Yes, yes. In the court of public opinion. Yeah. Just like humiliating people talking shit to him, just being hard on him. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Some breeds, though. Some breeds get bad reps.

I mean, the guy who invented the Labradoodle. He said it was his greatest mistake. He said he felt like Nobel with gunpowder. In abomination. You know the dog that bit me is a doodle. Like a Bernie. doodle I think is the dog you got bit yeah you didn't know that my neighbor's dog bit my leg the dog that bit me is a hero is an icon oh yes i know i got bit by a famous dog yeah you did i got bit by a famous

dog and when it passed away god rested soul it's all positive press not a word about its history of violence so this is it's bro i'm not saying it's that but i mean i did this change did this change your opinion no one said the dog was a bad guy when he took my pinky off you know what I don't know if you're a dog or a pet guy. I'm a huge one. I love my dog, Gigi. Like, to the moon, I would die for Gigi. Really?

Oh, I've been fighting for Gigi from day one. I loved, I was playing with Gigi. Me and Gigi made out yesterday. I make out with my dog. I let him kiss my lips. I don't care. Of course, you got to kiss your dog on the lips. I love my doggy.

Okay, good, good. I love Gigi. I don't know what gave me that idea. Probably this. Yeah. You're saying you're more of a humanist. I'm for sure though for sure more of a humanist

and you're just coming at it from which is oddly controversial now I know yeah yeah and you have to be like look there's space for the dogs but but maybe we're taking the dog

helping people maybe we need to take space from other stuff like I don't know yes no but let's dogs are the best Taz I love him

Taz is a great dog yes was neutered but could still bust That guy could still shoot ropes He came on me one time Yeah He did Yeah he was humping me and he busted on me

He was so horny He defied science Chad that dog I don't know how that happened And he had great instincts Our one buddy Johnson who we love Was a stinky stinky man And Taz did not like that guy He liked everyone else

Did not like Johnson did Even when the dog was older and going blind It could smell Johnson And it'd go Really? Yeah Yeah, dude. Yeah, because you want to know why?

Because Johnson wore stupid outfits. Tass couldn't even see the stupid outfits Johnson was wearing, but he wore like a purple v neck and we're like, that's not you, bro. What magazine did you see this in? And who are you trying to be? We know who you are. Jay, can we minus the chat?

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Are you fucking ready for this, dude? Are you ready for this? Are we not pleasure-seeking? monkeys on a marble floating around the sun. One of the greatest pleasures in life and what sustains life. I think it's the perfect, you know, correlation between, not correlation, but the perfect meeting between pleasure and necessity is dank-ass fucking food, bro. I'm going with bomb-ass eats.

Primarily a breakfast burrito after you've been in the ocean. Nice. the best meals you can ever have, but I'm not going to limit myself here. No, no, Jake, don't even put that in the parenthood because I don't even, I want, I want Aaron to think five guys when he sees this. Bomb ass eats, and I love that you put that in all caps. Thank you for that. I am a, I love food so much. This morning, I made my dank-ass wife a breakfast sandwich and cooking food.

J-T, you do this for your kids. Cooking a meal that you know is going to be dank for someone and then you see it, or if someone, someone asks you to make it. My wife is like, hey, can you make your breakfast sandwich today? And I go, buckle up. I was talking about it. I wouldn't shut up the whole time. I was telling her every move I was making in the kitchen. See, a little olive oil, but then the butter, and then you got to heat the pan. And then you, and then I put the lid on, they get the cheese just right. And you're pregnant. So I'm not, I'm going to do your yoke all the way through. Bob, I'm going to eat it with you. I'm going to experience this. Oh, you have to cook yoke all the way through. When pregnant,

yeah. Otherwise, I wouldn't do the yolk all the way through. I wouldn't do the yoke all the way through, but it's one of those weird pregnant things. Breakfast sandwich, English muffin, avocado, boom, butter and olive oil on the pan, boom, little three turns of the cracked pepper on there. She likes the saracha, I go no sauce. Yeah, bro. It's a beautiful pick, man. It's such a big part of life.

I mean, the pleasure side of it, you're absolutely right. I mean, when you just, sometimes my wife will always laugh at me. I'll take like a bite out of cake and I'll go, this is the best thing. I've ever had. I always say it's the best thing I've ever had. And I mean it. In the moment that is true. Like,

I'm like, how did this even happen? Whole Foods has just a slice of cake you can buy like this? Dude, I know. Dude, I think you think the meatloaf at Whole Foods. The meatloaf's really good. The meatloaf's amazing.

Whole Foods. It's really good. The sauce is really bombed. Dude, yes. Yeah. Great. And it bonds you. When someone goes,

oh, I fucking love that or oh, dude, that's the best food. The culture around food, bro. The food culture. Sushi. Sitting at, it's great for low, Only men, the Nighthawks.

That's a great painting. I like that painting. That's probably my favorite, honestly. Or it was for a while. Edvin Hopper. Yeah. You like Hopper too. I put a spin on it.

But yeah, yeah, yeah. I love him. Dude, he gets American alienation down. Benny Hana, sitting there, someone at the grill doing a show for you because you're sad. And they make you fucking terriaki steak. And then you shit your pants later.

You pee out of your ass. But it's a great experience. Yes. Dude. Have we even covered Zaw? Boom. bagels all the different cities that identify

the pride yeah this is what we do the best Chicago deep the New York slice I mean hot hot Italian beef and then yeah and some countries they got it this way other kind and sometimes it's just what they got they got stuff you like you go to Florida

you get confritters you can't even get those in other states they don't even have it Cajun food bignets yeah Freaking. Been there, been doing it again. Yeah.

Poe boys. Oh. Yep. Not for me, but I respect it. I have a sensitive time. Burritos. Hey, good on you for knowing that, man. Thank you.

I listen to my body. I trust my spidey senses when it comes to eats. I think in after this pick, I'm back. You are back. French fries. Oh. Yes. Dude.

I mean, bro. I'd say when you, when you look at, when you look at, when you look at your girl and you're like, Let's get, let's get motherfuckin' McDonald's. Bang bang. You pee out of your ass. Yes, that's fine. Peeing out of your ass is okay. Consequences should exist.

It's the price you pay. There's no free lunch. You know, you should have to earn it on both sides. The bill always comes. That's a great pick. All right, dudes, for my next pick, I'm piggybacking off your pick. I like that you are. I piggybacked off yours.

I'm going with a specific food. Whoa. To me, the greatest. of foods. Nothing will ever top this for various reasons that I will now get into. I'm going with the sandwich. I love it. This might

but JT, when the judge is seeing this, they might take this into consideration. I don't care. I don't care if I lose. I don't care if I win. I care if I nail it. And for my fucking money, putting everything on the table all in, I'll bet anything on sandwich. Which one

are you thinking? I think I know, but I think I know what you're thinking. Well, I mean, high mark. I just went there the other day in a Burbank, holy moly, this thing blew my freaking mind, dude. Pastrami chicken, they got the high mart sauce when a place has their own sauce.

Oh, yes. It's all the same sauce, but they do it their own way. I couldn't even place the country of origin for this place. I was like, no, it had little Lebanese, it had a little Americana. The dude taking your order was just saying, bro.

It was touching everywhere. And you know what dude was so wonderful. We go in there and I go, they were open a 10. I go, hey, can we get the sandwiches? he goes, my bread guy's not going to be here for another five minutes. It was worth the wait. That bread was perfect.

The bread, I mean, it has to be right. And companion, you mentioned friendship. You mentioned companionship. Companion comes from the Latin root, meaning one who shares bread. How valuable, how important is bread. Pond de moon to everything. Yval Harari, he said we didn't domesticate agriculture. agriculture domesticated us.

Bread allowed us all to stay in one place and have companions. You didn't have to leave your town, your country, even though these things didn't even exist before bread, to go find more food. Bread allowed us to sit still and be with one another, to break bread. And when you take two pieces of bread,

between that, anything is possible. Oh, dude, that's a poem, bro. Dude, when you dive into a sourdough loaf. Oh, my God. There's nothing better. Dude, just sourdough with butter on it. Perfect. Oh my God.

A random act of breadness in Burbank has some of the best sourdough I've ever had. And you nailed this. The grilled cheese at home, amazing. The grill cheese at a restaurant, never good. Never good. You nailed that. That's the best take I've ever heard. And here's the other thing about the sandwich that I love so much.

And this is where it's really just, I don't mean to stay so philosophical, but I've been ruminating on it all day and probably, you know, my whole life. Structure and chaos held together. you know when the sandwich like a filly cheese you're like there's so much fucking shit going on in here there's oil everywhere this thing's a mess it's greasy for days and it's falling apart but if it's done right everything just it fits the sandwich it's a brilliant pick it's a brilliant pick the day the next day thanksgiving open-faced fucking sandwich with with everything on the plate on top of a piece of whatever sourdough or whatever you have a king's a wyan Dude, nothing gives me more psyched. Let's say you went to the gym. You went for a long run. When I was doing long runs,

halfway through, postmate, J.M.X. Can I say something? I mean, if you're going to L.A.X, you've got those food options. I always see him in line at Jersey Mike. He's always doing the Jersey mics in Terminal 3. You know what I see him do? When he lands back at L.A.X? No.

He buys a Jersey mic. On the way out? He's the only guy I've ever seen the... I mean, it's a long way. $30 sandwich. Yeah. It's $40. It's worth the markup.

It's a Jersey Mike's right here. I'm going to go. If there's no line, oh yeah, he'll do it. Bang. You better believe it, brother. That's a great fucking pick. And Jake, huge note.

You wrote this sandwich. Can we just do sandwiches? That's huge. All right. For my last one, I'm going to go with... Yeah, I'm going to go with making kids. Nice.

Nice, dude. I wasn't expecting that. I think, uh, I mean... you know people pro creation yeah pro creation and just throughout history right there's always been this idea of like immortality like what can we do to be immortal i think you touched on it with art um and one time i i interviewed a a space reacher and someone who was looking into like the bioethics of immortality he said we kind of already have it with kids it's an unbroken chain of DNA throughout time and and you do feel

that like it's so cool to me and this is so cool to me and this is so basic, but on 420, let's rock. Like, I come from parents. Like these two people, one from Columbia, one from New Jersey, collided in Miami in the 1980s. And through a series of circumstances, shared interests, point in time desires, they made me. And then through that, I met someone from Connecticut whose mom was like adopted from Germany, whose dad was like Puerto Rican. And they made this, this beautiful kid. And then we came together and we've made life. And when I look at them, they're not me, but they are me. And like, I'll always exist in some iteration.

And maybe that's the best iteration of me. And like, we made it through making love. Like, we fucked and we made life. Like, it blows your mind. You can't even believe you did it. Like, you're like, for a while there. You're like, these aren't even my kids because I could I, this lowly, like, shameful creature makes something so incredible.

How could I do that or be a part of it? It's mostly her, obviously. You're capturing the, the infinite in a finite moment. Yeah. And you're like, dude, I'm like, this this little speck but I'm making this thing that'll exist beyond me and it was all done just through this simple act that anyone can really do and it feels like so many things it feels like such a gift and such a burden such a responsibility and such freedom and it's all packed into this thing that

that we can all do and it's just a to me it's our way of touching the infinite and and and that's why I think it's so beautiful and and you know you see them dance you see them have imagination you see them having sandwiches and it's like all you get to experience life twice. Like you get to a point when's the last time you when's the last time you did a thing for the first time? You get to a point of your life where you stop doing things for the first time. Then you have kids and it's your first time watching you do it again. The world hatches new in your hands. You're like holy shit my kids are looking at a fucking stingray or a jellyfish or they watch Spider-Man for the first time.

Now my son shooting shooting spray, you're like dude that's your first time doing that man and then you see how special it is again dude showing your kids banded brothers for the first time yeah that's gonna be so clutch mm-hmm unbelievable a fast and furious dude well i'm raising them uh against american hegemony and like like you know they're watching dude don't upset cream james they're watching loose change right now like they know 9-11 was an inside job um i'm i'm raising them with the right information yeah michael more yeah michael more sorry i mean definitely you know i'm not even blaming the saudis for nine-o-le-liam i think it goes deeper than that you know I'm raising them to be anti-Semitic.

They're going to be very modern kids. You're telling you to me about the cabal, the Rothschild family. You're letting them know. Yes, they know that it was all started from the same point in time. It's the banks. It's old London and they're controlling everything.

They're going to be very healthy, well-adjusted kids. They sleep on gold. And the fact that I get to do that for them is the number four greatest thing about existence. Your survival bunker, you're going to build a survival bunker together in your backyard. Yes. Good, good.

Um, that's my pick. That's great. That's a great pick, dude. Mom, I'm saying like kids are the best and they become adults. I am keenly aware of that. Dude, when your kid grows up and he gets to work for Enterprise

and wear that fucking uniform? My parents don't like me as much anymore. I can see it in my parents' eyes. They're like, well, she're just like a shitty 40 year old now. I'm like, I know. Yeah. Like, you know, you're not cute anymore.

You're just a regular guy trying to grind through it. And it's like, you kind of suck. And I get where they're coming from. But right now, when their kid is, it's perfect. It's so nice. It's kind of funny you think about it. You're like, you know, when your kid being a teenager, you're like, you had me.

It's like, why don't know you were going to be you? You know, I don't know who you were going to be. No. And we don't pick those things. You know what I mean? So, shut up, kids. I'm already having arguments with my daughter and losing them in my head. Yeah. I lose all of them. I can't fucking put JT on speakerphone for my whole family,

dude. How's been going? Good, dude. Dude, Dank wife's feeling a lot better. Dude, it's amazing watching, like, her body develop and, like, everything. It's pretty awesome. Fucking stock up the freezer.

Have a dog food ready. Just have stuff, like, all the meals. So when we come back, it's just, and the house is clean and all that shit. My mom's awesome. So it's my, my mother-in-law, she's awesome, too. They'll help. So, yeah, we're getting dialed in. It's a lot of communication, though.

It's a lot. But it's the tip of the iceberg, baby. We're ready to rock. great, dude. Thank you. Thank you. You're going to be a really good dad. Got the, uh, stocking up on the, oh, I want to ask you about that baby formula. I want to stock on that. I've got fucking diapers ready to rock. Yeah, the Dutch one. Yes, yes. I mean, that's the one. I think European ones. Everyone said. If I had to bet, is it better for the kid? I would probably bet nah. But you know, it's that mental thing where you're like, we're doing everything we can.

That's what it is. Yeah, exactly. If I'm putting forth. Yeah, I'll give you the website for it. If I'm doing my best to quote Gosling, I'll do my best. Then I feel. I feel. I feel. I can get it all out on the court, which takes me to my next pick, winning, just straight up, whatever it fucking is that you're doing, whether it be sports. I was going to maybe say sports because I love competition and I go, what's the best part of sports though? Is when you get a fucking dub, whether it be a call of duty war zone, whether it be an argument, whatever it is, you know, in history and society, when you're battling over resources, you must take. that land you must dominate the other people and I don't I'm not into this domination fucking be the elite

alpha male type bullshit but you know to some degree you got to beat some ass and you got to kick a little ass and I think you know if you can do it with class then good on you I think fucking winning baby is a huge thing in life you got to win just like I'll just win yeah and it feels

so good it feels great when you see that first place you have a trophy great I won that shit you look back it's nice and on the flip side losing sucks ass and you can learn from that and you can grow from learning but i would say losing sometimes is just as sweet as winning 100% because when you bounce back from a loss and it doesn't kill you and you go i'm ready for the next loss i'm ready for whatever you got to send me but i'm going to keep signing up that's that feels like that feels like a win amen how many times you get knocked down's about how many times you can get

it's the rocky bow bow of it yeah yeah man about bow dude when you did that speech at the skate Park. I was laughing so funny. Your fall was good too. Oh dude your fall was incredible. That was almost a year ago. Dude it's crazy. How long that's been? Dude, I had a I had a good dub. A guy filmed our sets at one of our

last road gigs and I paid him right away to send it to me and he didn't send it to me and I was bothering him for a month and a half about it. And I finally snapped and I started texting me I was like, you better send me this fucking thing right now. I was like or send me my money back. And he was like bro, I'll get it to you. I was like, sure, shit. Enough for your fucking bros, give him, I left him three psychotic voicemails

over the course of a day. He sent it to me the next day. Really? Well, I haven't got mine. You haven't? I paid him. Oh, you did? Yeah.

Oh, you have to do what I did. I went in, dude, I left him a message, I go, I go, listen to me. I don't want to hear about one more family emergency. Just send me my tape, okay? And I got it. Is it good? No, it's fine.

But then I go, I will find a way to find a way. No way, that's amazing. I was like, I'm not letting go let's go yeah but i had to go like absolutely like i lost my mind for like eight hours yeah i don't know if i could see chad dude dude dude can you do a can you just this is me sorry to do this can i see hear you deliver that line find a way to i like how would you even go so i couldn't even picture you going psycho have you ever gone psycho on a voicemail on a voicemail now i don't even think i ever pictured you yelling at somebody you know what i did do them oh sorry go ahead no no

no i did sorry i don't even want to make you do that sorry you know what i did you know what helped this was The chat can tell me if this is Bush League of a move. I sent him a Venmo for one cent. And I said, you promise me you would deliver me. I paid for a service. You have not delivered in over a month. This is not more payment. This is a public disclaimer and warning to other people.

Oh, wow. And then he messaged me after he sent it. He was like, hey, can you take that memo? And then I just made it private so only him and me can see it. Wow. Yeah, I figured he'd send it because I haven't even really thought about it. but I figured he'd send it to both of us. I mean, you know, honestly, like, it's something that might not have bothered me

in other circumstances, but I was really excited. I had a good set. I was like, I wanted to chop it up. And then so I was messaging him a lot, and he kept having different reasons for not sending it. Yeah. And at a certain point, I just, like, boiled over. And I was like, hey, man, I really feel like I'm getting, like, hosed here. Yeah.

And I thought he didn't have it. He does have them. I thought he was lying and just going to take my money, which was maybe too suspicious to me. But it felt like the evidence made that a fair assumption. Dude, that's hilarious. Bro, there's this task rabbit that I had come over because I'm not a real man

and hang curtain rods for me. Yeah, I'm terrible. And it says online target. It was target curtain rods. Average time to install each curtain is 40 minutes. I was going to do four. That's 80 minutes. That's like two and a half hours, ish.

This guy got up two curtains in three and a half hours. And finally I was like, I need you to leave. I was like, dude, I was like, we're done. Like this is, I do that. I was fun. I was home. So I'd watch him. He was a nice guy.

I did he was like Russian or Ukrainian he's like he kind of muttered himself really measure take his time and like when he got him up they looked good like they were done right and he's like please leave me a review please review why are you asking me to leave you just did half the work and double the time yeah it's not gonna be a good review yeah it's really tough but it's but I what I did is instead of leaving that review right away I'm holstering it and I'm gonna wait a couple days and I might leave him one that's like hey this guy did it right but he takes his time and spell it out like that rather than being like this guy fucking absolutely.

Get it. Blew it was a nightmare. Yeah, it's, it's tough with that. It's just the hardest part about being an adult sometime, not the hardest part, but one of the hard things is like, you don't want to be mean to someone else, but you also want to stand up for yourself and you're like, what is the right? Yeah, and what is the middle way here? You're so right.

And for other people, like, if I give this guy a review, he was awesome, he crushed it. No, he didn't. And he's going to go out and someone else is going to be like, okay, sick, this guy's good. And he's going to spend eight hours at someone's house. Yeah. To fucking. Either way, you're going to feel bad afterwards, too.

Like, if you give him a good review, you're going to feel shitty. If you give them a bad review, that's going to feel super shitty, too. So you're like, it's a hard place to know where to land on. But do nothing, like I always do. You know, everything has an energy. Deflected or absorb it. Why oppose it? Brother.

I'm the ice caps, baby. Just bounce right off me. That's a way. That's a way. Chad, Daddy. Okay. What do you got for us? Last pick.

Women laughing dogs. Dude, that's a great, these are, dude, that's like my perfect day. I'm hanging with my wife laughing and my dog. I'm having the best day of my life. My dog.

Top it. Put the cherry on top. I know what I'm picking. This is the beverage of men. This is the beverage that brings us all together. This is something when you're young, you look at it

and you're like, I can't wait to have one of those ones. one day. And he tastes and you're like, tastes like piss. But then you're like, but then you acquire the taste. And you're like, no, it's good. Beer.

Yes. Dude. A perfect pick. A perfect pick. I, I mean, beer, it made college what it is. It's,

let's have a beer. You say, hey, you know, rarely do people say let's have a whiskey unless, you know, some people do say that, but I think most of the time, hey, bro, let's have a beer. Let's have a beer connect. Obama had the beer summit. Let's have a beer and discuss policy. Thank you. Germany. I don't know why I speak Germany.

No, German's a big beer culture. The Dutch dog's boot. Yeah. Chugging beer. it's a beverage you chug it makes you happy it gets you drunk it's awesome I'm going with beer it's the greatest it's and you know what it exists you don't really drink that much beer though I know you know you know you know I know I know I you know you know why you know why you know why because I liked it too much and he wanted to be

special and that's part of this is you can't you can't over you're gonna win I just had to call you out for having like a country music list you can't over indulge yeah this is a country song do women laughing dog to beer you know they discovered a brewery but those songs rip in ancient egypt like Zach Brown man from the BC times they discovered a brewer ancient Egyptians would get paid in beer whoa the Romans that's good intel to Egypt surprised you didn't go with beer I thought about you love an Ippa but here's the thing I have bomb ass eats and with your meal you get it you can have a beer with your meal so I've got it and just like with my art I have your imagination and with winning is what I'm going to do to this whole fucking thing.

So you guys are going to see this and you're my friends. So, yep, my list is fucking perfect, dude. But I love this beer pick. I love an IPA. I love a nice cool buzz. Yeah, nice buzz. Nothing too crazy, nothing where you're chasing, but just a nice, solid buzz.

Buzz ski. And just to hit your lips. And dude, in London, I like when they call it a pint. A pint. And you go out for a pint with the boys. You get a pint. of Guinness. Yeah.

And you go to one of those cool, like, dingy, like, werewolf and Paris-style pubs where they've got a rug in there and there's like a coat of arms up and a fireplace and it's cozy

and you're just there with your lads. It's fucking nice, dude. Yeah. That's awesome. I love it. I love it. Is Aaron you at me? Yes.

Because, brother, everything's better with the beer in your hand. Chad, you're crushing, dude. The chat pole has you way up, dog. But is that just because they're knocking on JT because he had to cancel out chat for a little bit?

No, I think Chad does have the best list. Chad's list is strong, but you know, Aaron, he's good for a couple of curb balls. We don't know what he's going to do here. I think he's going to, honestly, can I say it? I think he's going to really like my list. Ew. Pimp.

Hey, Aaron. What's up, guys? Aaron, what's up, dog? What up? What up? Fucking miss you, dude. You too. All of you.

How your Cardinals doing. Pretty good. Nice. Off to a good start. Did you have like a... Nobody on the team is over 29, but, uh... Whoa. It's all right.

You said. That's so young. Like your listenership. Yeah. Do you ever think like, like when you get mad at them, you're like, oh, he's just a dumb kid? Um, certainly any time a guy screw. is up, I'm like, yeah, they're 20. Yeah, it's like you might have a drug problem.

It's like, yeah, well, he's 25. He's rich. It's probably the time for that. It's amazing that you don't have a drug problem, to be quite frankly. Yeah. Aaron, with that much money? Jeez. All right, well, none of us picked poo-hoes for greatest things that have ever existed. Although you could argue that 10-year runs the best of right-handed hitters ever had.

David Fries in the playoffs. that was huge we watched that together that was amazing that was so fun game six against the the rangers that was awesome yeah hey rest in peace garret anderson too while we're on baseball time yeah quiet guy great guy stud um all right do you see our list aaron i do you guys think you guys think you could have done uh you think this topic is more too broad or yeah probably yeah it's hard to i guess because yeah because we're making for the judge it's definitely tough because you have to decide what's better between laughing art or imagination and differentiate between all yeah yeah i would argue that this judging the drafts is never easy um but definitely not with

this stacked. Okay, you need me to recap? Yeah. Okay. We've got women, laughing, dogs, beer. Then we've got friendship, art, bomb ass eats, in all caps, winning.

Dancing, imagination, sandwiches, making kids. Making them is great. Watching them grow is harder. Okay. Oof, this is tough. I mean, obviously, friendship, amazing. Women, these are all great.

Well, all right. Let's get granular. Dancing would not be my first pick, but that is who I am. That is not who everyone is. but I would argue that imagination probably should be the number one there

you don't even just throw like an air hump when you hear some tune it's just like a hump the air it's a good dance move I do I do but it's not my number one thing

and I'm just saying that I'm not saying any I'm just want to imagine I just like to hands behind the ears thrust well I'd want you do it, that's for sure.

Thank you. But again, that's just me. It's not everybody. I've got to think a little more objectively, at least on this subject. Beer is tough being on this list. A, I don't drink, and B, I think beer is disgusting. Always have always will.

again that I know your audience can say well that's just you as well Aaron but that's for sure just you dude beer's like the most popular thing in the world I don't know the top 12 things in existence I don't know that beer should be on that living

Aaron you're gonna catch so much smoke for that dude people are gonna be coming after you for a long time honestly I catch so much smoke it's fine I love that you just built up the shield for it dog but that's at four so that's like you can go there at four you can make a personal choice

at four it's not your top one so that's great winning is a little abstract what does that mean ultimately is it all we're here for I don't know versus making kids

certainly yeah that was a toxic ass pig potentially. But then you open with friendship and bomb-ass eats, I mean, which could include sandwiches, which is already another pick. All right. Let's make some judgments.

I think, some of them are so broad, like art is so broad, it's like, oh, man, but this fucking vital. I can't take down. I mean, like, I don't want to be, sexist one way or the other but women should women be the first thing

it's clearly for us as straight fellas that's right women and and sons of women obviously like you go girl and women create

I know it's not it's not you're thinking in terms of sex get your mind out of the gutter Aaron I'm not talking we're not talking about fucking them that that pick was centered around basketball. Yeah, I don't think we mentioned fucking them once when we talked about women, which is,

that's kind of badass. Yeah. Sorry. Sorry if I came out of your heart there. But yeah. That's great. Get your, put your dong back in. Remember the best, uh, the best body parts thing and it was like the first was,

uh, bids and boobs, I think. That would work here as well, but I'm, those were smart picks. So I don't think Aaron really likes any of the list so far. Aaron, you don't like those? What would be your number one pick? These are really good. It's hard.

These are really good. They're very broad. So it's like it's tough to parse them out between one another. Like, God, it would be easier if this, if you guys, if someone had really tanked it, but no one really did. I like that. Side praise. I think, I think I'm going to go. My number three is dancing, imagination, sandwiches making kids.

Yeah. I hear you but I don't feel good about it I just want you to know that's alright brother his imagination is huge as our sandwiches

and making kids thank you thank you but dancing being right at top it's tough that list also did draft third so you know that's I think you're he's a big amount he's a big order guy

with what's left he's an or big thing the top two are off the board that's tough if so if I would have gone just for if i would have gone imagination making kids sandwiches and then dancing do you think that does that change anything or not 100 percent i think that that i don't know that it wins but i'm just saying it it it flows better he's such an order guy he's such an order guy he's big on order

well because if michael jordan and he didn't go number one in his own draft which is stupid it's one of the biggest failures of all time. The Portland Trailblazers. What are you thinking? Yeah. Right. Right? They were the ones who drafted ahead of him. Yeah.

It took Sam Bowie. Yeah. Yeah. So anyway, it matters. I like that. The middle to, well,

I say friendship and art is a stronger top two than women and laughing. but laughing at dogs is a strong two three so that's that's where I'm struggling right now what's a stronger four what's a stronger four oh he didn't like either four I don't know but he hates beer so I'm kind of just ignoring them a little bit um all right I think I'm going to have to go with as my two friendship art one after you put me through the ringer there Aaron I was you know I was like man

they were talking about earlier like they've never heard me yell bro you did have a great list you nailed it too it's a good list yeah chad just gets it you do I think you've won three of the last four yeah I think so you're on fire but you don't like winning it's on your list I'm a decontented run. Okay, all right. Well, that feels good. Maybe less smoke will come my way. JT., can you kick Aaron off the phone?

I'm 43. I'm a dad. Bring it. Dude. Damn, bro. Bomb ass eats. So when we drafted, Chad went first overall than me than JT.

So beer was the last pick overall. So you were kind of spot on with that. And then, but bomb ass eats came before sandwiches, just so you know, dude. think about that and it it finished second so third yeah thank you it's more i mean obviously it's it's wider it's more general so i feel like it deserves i think you did a good job judging you know i don't know everything aren't you going to think life's better when the cardinals beat the marlins

today than if the marlins beat the cardinals yeah i will actually but Yeah. And then winning. And then, you know, Chad list with beer. Dude, everything's better with the beer in your hand, bro. Imagine making kids with a beer in your hand? That'd be pretty sick. Imagine your wife has a fucking beer in her hand?

You're making a kid. Fucking just, just fucking post it up. So she's doggy then, right? Uh, okay. She'd reverse cow. Oh, reverse Kyle. That's, she can handle the beer like that. Dude, when I say boning to you, don't you immediately just imagine reverse cow?

Dude, I wonder if anyone's been ever hitting it. doggy and then just like beer bonged their chick simultaneously. Oh dude. We should start doing that, dude. Yeah. That's why those helmets exist, bro. Chug, chug, chug, chug. Wow.

But you got to not be a fucker and give her a deep thrust when she's mid chug, you know. No, don't be fucking annoying about it like that, dude. Yeah. No, no, you just got to sit back. No, you just kind of just sitting in there and let her get through it. Yeah, you're just chilling, dude. And then, you know, that's why she's got the helmet on with the two cans. You can still love the bean, but you can't be giving deep thrust when she's made chug.

It's true. That's just strat. He's true. Aaron, you did it right, dude. Great work by you. Thank you for taking us through your process. We love you dearly. Thank you, Aaron.

Thanks, guys. To the man, later, dude. Chad, that might have been the most. You've had a couple really dominant ones in the last couple. I'm trying to think, what was your other super dominant one? What were the last few drafts? I feel like your best thing in the 90s was really good, but then you had one after that that was like absurd.

Being a dude, you nailed, bro. Yeah. School moments, I got third. Yeah. Being a dude. What was the other one? The 90s, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Boys, these guys.