Going Deep with Chad and JT - Ep 112 - Strider, Briefly discuss Iran, Oscars, Celebrity Softball

Episode Date: January 16, 2020

What up stokers, in this episode, Strider joins and we briefly discuss Iran, Prince Harry, and a celebrity softball game. Check it out!Sponsored by Manscaped: Get 20% Off and Free Shipping with the code GODEEP20 at Manscaped.com. Clean up your nuts!

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Have you heard that gold bond's bad for you, though? Whoa, really? I've heard that. Yeah, like the talcum in the powder is like, has disease-inducing chemicals. I can't get more specific than that, but I've heard it from a couple folks. I mean, look, I don't want to be this dude

that everything kills you nowadays. It does, though, dude. It totally does, I know, I know. Like, you go, what's that, Prop 65? Like, everywhere you go in a building, it's just like, dude, there's chemicals that cause cancer here. A baby's going to get Zika if you cruise in here, dude, for, you know, Super Bowl party or something.

Yeah, dude, Rebecca just posted on Instagram about how almond milk. Yeah, dude. I heard that. It's an oxalate. You know, it's a scary world out there. That's why we got to stay stoked. Use that noggin to overcome any potential disease or sickness that tries to come into your body. Just use your noggin and just say, nah, I'm stoked.

Too stoked for talcum. Yep. Too stoked for whatever that thing is that causes respiratory issues. I've been wrestling with that lately because, you know, I was dealing with all my hypochondria and I was like, could my stoke overcome any illness? For sure. And then I was like, it can't stop the illness,

but I can remain stoked while I have the illness. Yeah. You know what I mean? For sure. Even if I had savage ALS at the end of it, if I can only move my cheek, I would move it into a smile. Oh, dude, I love that. Ooh, that'd be a nice smile, dude.

That's a nice image for the end of a movie or something like that, like an Inception-style thing, dude. You pull off the heist, dude. So if he just had those muscles to move, pull off the heist. But then it's revealed that, because we want that Hollywood ending, that you took that pill in order to get out because that's like your alibi and then like we see you sprinting on a freaking beach dude and the you know your love interest just freaking is on a horse dude and you guys just cruise that's awesome i can totally see jt doing that i think you have

the right chest for that like i think you have the right ratio of chest hair to where you could ride a horse with a lady and it'd look yeah regal for sure i agree jt has romance novel cover level chest hair like chip stuff i think both of you guys do too oh thank you not really see i got no fill on my i mean my i think my chest lettuce looks pretty nice but as far as my pec muscle goes i got pop but i don't have that much fill dude and dude there's a part of me that wants to be alone with a lady on the cover of that romance novel but there's a bigger part of me that's like i feel kind of isolated in that situation how about we bring in some other dudes you want to bring your dogs in yeah love it i love that dude we should friggin what if we what And we're all on one horse.

Clydesdale, dude. Dudes, I have an idea. And my voice just cracked because I'm so stoked on it. Let's make a calendar. Shirtless on different horses. I'm talking Pomeranian, Arabian, Western. Palominos.

Mustangs. Broncos. I don't know if those are the same a buck in bronco dude i got another idea too what up every month is june oh dude dude that's a fire oh dude we just invent a calendar dude like look the romans invented a calendar dude the mayas had it i couldn't think of anything i get the best vibes from best vibes from June. Some people say June gloom. The June gloom gets me, but my vibes are so high because you've got summer movies coming in hot. You know you have some sort of Independence Day coming down the pipe. And then you feel the best because summer's there.

And you know what else it is, dog? It's the beginning of summer. So you know you've got a lot of summer behind it. When you're in August, you're like, this is sick yeah but the sickness is about to be cured you're wrestling even worse sickness yeah you're wrestling with the summer mortality yes yep uh in june it's a beginning dude every month is just a beginning dude i love that the calendar is a really good idea i think that'd be fire i love the horse one i just wonder if we should spread the the images around like one of us paintballing good call scootering yep one of us uh just me

posting at my desk i'd like that good sunlight coming in i love that maybe in therapy yep you in the bath reading a nice novel dude dude that's fine i could see stratter you posted up at your desk fiction lately writing down uh errands oh yeah i love to get uh craft up a nice to-do list dude and i like to get stuff done yeah hell yeah dude that's exactly what would be your ideal image to see us in a calendar on i mean certainly on waves uh wave runners maybe yeah oh dude What was it? Wave Runners. Dude. That's awesome. I think that's the first June just to come out firing. Set the tone. Just Cabo, dude. Just JT doing that death run, dude.

Dude, come on. Oh, so fire, dude. Dude, I think I'm going to say me in a golf cart in the middle of the desert i like it i see it as a double decker golf cart thanks oh hell yeah dude hell yeah hi dude and people are like how'd you get that golf cart there i don't know i'm talking like like death valley i mean do the oh the real desert you get out of it scottsdale no let. I thought you meant Scottsdale. No, that'd be sick. I like Scottsdale, though.

Scottsdale's cool. I was thinking Palm Springs because they got a lot of golf courses out there, dude. Yeah. Yeah. They got that great Marriott where they shot some of Say By The Bell. Yes, dude.

You can take like a boat from place to place. Oh, yeah. That's a sick Marriott, dude. I love any desert travel from place to place by boat. I like golf courses where there's a boat and then a bridge. I like walking on bridges. It is fire to where there's a boat and then a bridge. I like taking, I like walking on bridges. It is fire to go over a bridge

when you're golfing. And let's be honest, the best part of golfing is obviously kicking it with your boys out there and having a nice time, dude. Or if you golf with your GF, that's very chill, too.

You know, couples golf. But dude, just cruising in the golf cart, dude. Dude, I used to lick my lips looking at those golf carts. I was like, one day I'll get to drive them. Yes, dude, yes.

And then I had friends who were like, let's walk the course. And I'm like, why would I rob myself of the best part of the golf course? Exactly. Walk, dude, nodded. And for proof that you should never walk the course, my dad and brothers, it was 110 degrees one summer. We were golfing, and they're like, we're going to walk the course today. I'm like, you guys are insane. It's like 110 degrees.

Let's take that cart. Let's, you know, let's take that cart, you know, let's cruise. And then we got, stopped for lunch. I got the cilantro lime taquitos. And because we were walking the course, I shit myself on the course. Whoa. Beast. Nice. I had to like hide behind a bush.

It was like 14th hole. And the driver, whatever the fuck he called it.-box the t-box yeah yeah i'm so tired i love jargon dude yeah the t-box was like 20 feet away these dudes were teeing up these dudes were teeing up these dudes were teeing off like 30 feet away and i was just uh laying it down behind a bush really dude that's awesome i like, you should have taken the cart. Wait, so did you get any, how did you wipe your bung, dude, if you don't mind me asking, dude? Well, I, you know, I did the deed and then I walked back to the clubhouse and took care of business. Beast.

Yeah. Dude. 110. One time my dad and I were playing a scramble, like on two separate teams in golf. And we were at like the 15th hole and it was really coming down to the wire. And he was like, this is my ball. I was like, that's not your ball. That's my fucking ball.

And he's like, that's my fucking ball. And we both start screaming at each other. And then some guy pulls up in his golf cart. He's like, so the title is two. It was his ball. We're both lying. Nice. Dude, my dad loved playing speed golf, dude.

He would be in a car but i'd have to walk dude like build character or something dude and uh i was taking too much time on the green and like you know i was hitting my ball all over the place like 10 strokes in on one hole and uh there's a group behind us wanting us to go my dad's like all right just pick up like let's go my ball was in the trap and i was like on the ledge of a pretty deep trap and there's a i didn't see it so he's like he's telling me to hurry up he's like way over like to my left and the traps on my right i literally trip on this rake tumble like two like probably like three feet drop into the trap my club spill everywhere dude i gotta like rake it took 15 minutes dude

brutal so it was hilarious dude raking the you know when you like have to walk backwards to rake your feet? Oh, yeah. And then you step out of it. It's tough. Whenever you see footprints in the trap, too, you're like, Oh, yeah, dude. The guy's not raking it, dude.

Etiquette, dude. You got to have etiquette out there. For sure. For sure. JT and I had a pretty epic day yesterday. It was insane. Yeah. Yeah. It was really, really cool. I was nervous before dude i got i was first one there i'm always first one of these things yeah yeah we did a softball game uh celebrity softball game and then we saw like the lineup and we're like the fuck are we

doing here dude dude you guys belong dude good company make manufacturing runs out there dude it was like it was like Rob Lowe. Our dog Eli Roth was there. Eli Froth. Jamie Foxx was supposed to come. He didn't show up. And then it was like a bunch of like Dodgers. And then Jimmy Tatro was there.

Jimmy Tatro. Rob McElhenney. Caitlin Olsen. Adam Sandler. A-Rod. Yeah. Tiffany Haddish. Yeah.

It was stacked. Yeah. I was definitely like, what am I doing here? I know. JT was there first. I him i'm like how does he's like he's like this is extravagant yeah it's a big operation i was pumped on the swag i'm wearing the sneakers i got under armor sneakers yeah that's nice and some big some big badass backpacks well and then at first we're like i was so nervous to play i was like oh man i don't want to embarrass myself there's like 400 people watching they got like cameras and everything bar stools there and then at first we're like, I was so nervous to play. I was like, oh, man, I don't want to embarrass myself. There's like 400 people watching. They got like cameras and everything, bar stools there.

And then there's all these pro athletes who are, dude, athletes are cooler than entertainers. That's something I learned. Like they have an aura and a presence. If it's a current athlete, I think once they retire, it diminishes a bit. But a current athlete is as cool as it gets because they can just do stuff that no one else can do. And they're jacked.

And physically they're just like, they just dominate dominate and they're just tall and just jacked and they've always been cool so they just have that inner confidence there's no self-doubt they're just walking around like dude genetically blessed beasts yeah although especially i mean these guys were in their element though too that's true it was a baseball thing yeah yeah um but and then kids love them like little kids yeah kids go crazy for athletes um and uh i was so nervous to play but then so it was like a batting practice and i went up there and i had a pretty good session and then i got confident oh dude i'm ready to shell nice and then uh but it was like a 30 person team and i think they put you up in order of uh like how much audience excitement you would induce so i was like 29th out of 30

and uh batting cleanup dude first pitch i'm shaking but i keep my hands loose like ferrara told me he said hold the bat really loose like someone could almost pull it out of your hands because when you swing you'll naturally your hands will naturally tighten up it's good advice and i just went for a low one, knocked it down the third baseline, start running. I'm like jogging though because there's a person on first. I'm like, all right, they're probably going to get them, but not me.

Then I realized all the pros on their team were actually playing. So like Dallas Braden like rifles it to second base. And then like Ryan Braun's waiting for it. And so I start running as hard as I can. And I got thrown out by a mile, stepped on Matt Barnes' foot at first. It was pretty hilarious because you're like nervous. Yeah, dude, I was scared.

I was cool and then I was not cool. Because when Jared Goff was on first base and he hits the ball, it's like they're both out. He's like, worst thing that could have happened. Yeah, worst possible outcome. I was like, no no you got a hit and you got a good story dude you got ball you got bat on ball that's what counts yeah that's strikeout dude you got no one noticed i had to fully extend but i was just misread like the trajectory on it yeah it's so hard dude dude playing baseball so dude my baseball career was a joke. I used to just cruise to the snack bar.

My mom had to coax me there with like a tenner, dude. Yeah. Just crushing hot dogs and nuggets, dude. Just afraid of the ball. I had a pretty decent hit, actually. Yeah, you smacked it to the outfield. Yeah, I got that, but there were like, it was like Jock Peterson out there.

Yeah, he grabbed it quick. He just knew, dude. Yeah, I was like, is this a homer? He's like, nah, dude. But we only got to hit once. But I want to play softball now. We're going to train really hard and come back next year and come in with a vengeance.

We should join a league. I mean, Aaron's in the league. Yeah, Aaron, so much respect for you, dude, because we know you're like top dog in your league, and it's not easy. No, it is not. And I'm, I mean, i'm top dog in some leagues some leagues i am like you know in some of these men's leagues i've i can't even compete with the best

it's it's crazy how good some of these guys are yeah it's insane i mean dude the natural power that some of these guys had like chris baucus i don't know do you know who he is who he plays for oh but he was taking it serious he hit two dingers off of yeah just like amazing 400 foot blast we have pepperdine too that's such a nice campus yeah oh and then after the game too everyone's leaving all the pro players are getting into their cars we're all waiting there's fans like trying to get autographs from everybody and valet is bringing the cars up and it goes a lambo suv for pomerants i forget who he plays for next guy rolls royce suv and then they go hey who's prius is this and then my car pulls up and like my car is a fucking disaster too i've got like lawn chairs in the back and like just

close everyone like that's me man just hop in yeah yeah dude i was between, like, a Lamborghini and a fucking, like, it was like Rob Lowe's Porsche. Yeah. And then my Ford Escape Hybrid with dents all over it just comes, like, cruising up. And I'm like, who's the Ford Escape Hybrid? I'm like, it's me, dude. Yeah, they, like, say your name and what you do, too. They're like, JT Parr from the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast, Prius. I was like, that's me, man.

When they introduced me, they introduced me as Goes Deep. Yeah, they introduced me by his last name. That's pretty great, though, for baseball. Yeah, and on the team, we got Goes Deep. And I'm like, what up? The best part was getting to banter with Rob Lowe. He dropped one in the outfield, and I just ran up to him, and I went, hey, bro, what happened to you?

Worst case scenario, dog. I'm here for you. He was like, yeah, worst case scenario. Dude, I have to commend him on his tan, too. I'm here for you. Yeah. Worst case scenario. Dude, I have to commend him on his tan too. I mean, he, he looked phenomenal.

Good looking guy. Yeah. Um, but yeah, I forgot about the cars pulling up. That was pretty hilarious. And then a bunch of students were lined up to like, see everyone,

you know? So it was like, they're like, Oh, there's a rod and stuff. And then my car pulls up. Dude, next year,

dude, I'll freaking valet there and just pull you up. I'll pull up a rod's car for you my car pulls up what dude next year dude i'll freaking valet there and just pull you up i'll pull up a rod's car for you by accident dude goes deep dude uh roller let's go um and then the best athlete of all the actors types was uh the guy from candy man which one was that his last name was was Todd. Tony Todd. Tony Todd. Yeah. He's like a legit athlete. Oh, really?

Oh, yeah. He was like... He's pretty old, too. Yeah, but he can move, and he was belting the ball. Wow. That's awesome. I don't even think they let him take home MVP, because I think they count him in the athlete category.

Oh, wow. Whoa. Yeah, he's a beast. Oh, no. Bacchus got MVP, because he took it serious. Oh, yeah. None of our... We had Christian Jelic as our manager,

and he's coming off an injury, so he couldn't play. So we had to, like, I was, like, ready to go up to the pros. Weak sauce. I wanted to go up to the pros and be like, guys. I know. It was fun when we got in the outfield. That was cool. Oh, yeah, I got a grounder.

I threw it to Rob Lowe. Yeah, you executed the play efficiently. I should have hit second base. I threw it to Rob Lowe. Nice. You executed the play efficiently. I should have hit second base. I threw it to first. I was nervous, though. Yeah, dude. We're not memorizing situations out here, dude. You just throw it to first.

You're getting it done. It's nice to rifle the ball. Are you guys playing on a full-size field, it sounds like? It's not like a shrunken-in field at all. They bring in the fence a little bit. They have their own little makeshift fence yeah I don't think they want anybody running into that thing at full speed yeah

good call it was hilarious when you're like that was the worst thing that could have happened the worst possible outcome besides a triple play which happens once a century probably has never happened in softball I've seen it you have? you've seen a triple play?

Damn. I'd say no one noticed. All they noticed is that you hit the ball. Right. But to me, I think I was... It was just funny to me. Striking out swinging would be way worse. That's true. But it's real soft toss, though. To miss three times

on it... It's not like college-level softball pitches. No, they're not whipping them. They're not even trying to put any sort of, like, parabola on it to get you to miss. They're, like, literally, like, please hit the ball. Yeah, I mean, like, Paula Patton and Tiffany Haddish, like, had nice, like, grounders with eyes. But you had a good hit, though. I put some stick to it.

I mean, I'll never put that video out for as long as I live. At least until next. And then maybe after next year if I have a. I mean, I'll never put that video out for as long as I live. At least until next... And then maybe after next year if I have a... I think it looks good. Thank you, dude. Hey, I've been playing a long time. You got to hit it hard to get into a double play. Yeah.

Oh, thank you. Yeah. It's got to scoot. Yeah. And I had pro players slinging it on me. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. But yeah, shout out to California Strong, that charity.

Those guys are beasts. Great swag. Yeah. One last thing, because I've been so morbid lately. I didn't realize I was talking to the co-creator of the event. Oh, yeah. And he's like, I hope nobody gets hurt. I'm like, dude, sometimes celebrities die at these things.

Yeah, I see. He was like, what are you talking about? He got like ghost white. I still didn't know. I was like, oh, yeah, man. Ted Demme in like 02, man. He had some cocaine in his system playing basketball. Yeah.

Dropped dead, bro. And I was like, all right, later, man. And then I looked2, man. He had some cocaine in his system playing basketball. Drop dead, bro. And I was like, alright, later, man. And then I looked on Instagram. I realized he's the guy with cocaine. I was like, that stuff never happens. You're okay, man. Yeah. Dude, the Candyman's here. He's gonna kill someone, dude. Don't say his name, dude. He's got some PTSD from playing

a negative person. Dudes, what else? This Iran situation? Whoa, mama. Whoa, baby. Oh, Iran? Oh, yeah. That's heavy. Yeah.

The Academy Award nominations came out. Yeah. Dude, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, I'm always going to, I mean, I love it. Although 1917 was epic, too. I saw it. Love 1917. Yeah, that was really good. I got to say, though, Parasite's the best movie I've seen, like, maybe almost ever, dude.

It's like on my forever list, dude. It is really good. It's so good, dude. Yeah. And J-Lo didn't get the nod, dude. Me and my GF watched Hustlers together, dude.

We were like, J-Lo's fire right now and just... She looked good. Yeah. HBO is gonna remake Parasite into a miniseries Adam McKay's producing.

Yeah. And I think everyone's kind of like, how? I think it'll be good. I think they'll figure it out. You McKay is producing. Yeah, and I think everyone's kind of like, how? I think it'll be good. I think they'll figure it out. You think so? Yeah. It's HBO. HBO crushes. HBO does crush. I love HBO. But it's so soon.

I'm like, you gotta do it down the road. It takes a while to make these things. The thing about Parasite, I loved it and I thought it was an amazing movie, but it didn't have the rewatchable factor for me. I think I was kind of like, I'm done.

I would definitely rewatch it, but it does have where the story goes, you have no idea when you're first watching it. So that first watch is huge. It's unreal. And it has revelations up until the last moment. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. It keeps unfolding and you're like, whoa, I can't believe it went there. Oh my God, I can't believe it went there. Yeah. Whoa. Yeah. Oh my God.

And everything kind of like weaves and circuits together. Totally, dude. Totally. And it felt very American, even though it's a movie about Korea. Yeah. Spoiler alert. How do you guys interpret the ending? Like, do I think it's optimistic or pessimistic?

Do you think he was dreaming about that future outcome? Yeah, yeah. You think so? Yeah, I mean, I think that's what he hopes to accomplish. And to me, what that meant is that, like, even though he had been through all that thing, all those things, the capitalistic dream that you'll rise above your circumstances is so powerful that it will bring itself back to you as your solution for any problem.

And so he's like, no, no, I can still fix this thing. Yeah. I just have to achieve more. Yeah. And I thought that was true to, yeah, how people think. I agree. And not even that hard of a spoiler. You know, a little something there, but nothing.

Yeah. If someone's never seen it, they'll still be fired up. They'll still be fired up. They'll still get surprised. But yeah, do you think? You walked that line nicely. Oh, thanks. I love it.

JT's answer was perfect. Yeah, that's a good answer. That's like in that Wilford old school, when like, who's that, James Cavill, the Raging Cajuns, like, I have no response to that. That was a perfect answer. Well, what we we gotta do is yeah well jimmy i'm glad you asked actually i'd like to take this yeah step in here he's married to a conservative really yeah opposite to track dude and then kelly and conway's husband's like

yeah big lib yeah have you heard the uh the theory that she's the white house mole whoa oh interesting yeah that would be really interesting because she would be performatively she seems like the exact opposite yeah wouldn't that be crazy that's like a movie up right there yeah that's gonna be the best movie ever yeah she infiltrated the stakes are so high she's undercover dude and we're watching it one way and then we'll get to experience it a second way that will be like the more true way yeah that'll be like it'll just be oh my god i remember when that happened wait that's what she was actually doing yeah yeah it'll have so much like uh yeah that's so interesting contextual power um dude what about a megan markle and a prince harry

abdicating the their royal membership. Yeah. Turning in their country club card and being like, nah, we're going to go play in another country club. When I was watching their wedding, I was watching the whole ceremony. I'm like, this is so cool. Just the idea of being a prince and then you get married and everyone's watching. It's like the coolest thing ever. And it's so romantic. And I was fired up watching. I got up got up early to watch it yeah that's how fired up on romance i was um but then again i've read her side of this not really her what

she's saying but her interpreted side of the story what's that with like the tabloids and how they're just there's some controversy surrounding like prince william and Middleton that maybe he was having an affair with one of her friends. And then like they were, um, so they were manipulating the press to attack Megan to take attention off of that. Whoa. Yeah.

And that pissed off Harry, right? Because he's like, how could you do this when our dad cheated on our mom? Exactly. Yeah. And so, and with the way princess Diana was treated with the press.

Right. It's basically like how she died. Oh, man. Yeah. Dude, this is like the second best movie ever. Yeah. Sorry, not to make light of the tragic. Yeah, and then so Meghan Markle, I mean, if you look at the headlines,

there's an article comparing the two headlines for Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle, and hers are just like way more negative and they're just clearly attacking her so i think the reason why they want to do it she's like i'm out like i don't want to be part of this and and i've i've liked prince harry's moves like his whole life like they say he parties hard yeah and then he joined the military and i remember one time he was doing i saw a clip where he was doing an interview when he was deployed and they're like micing him up and then like an alarm goes off, like get to your stations

and he just doesn't even hesitate, just rips it off and runs to his helicopter. I was like, nice, dude. And then now, you know, his lady's not being treated right. He's like, you know what? I'm bailing. I'm out.

He seems like an honorable dude. He gets me fired up, dude. He's sticking next to his lady. Dude, that's what's up, dude. I freaking love that, dude. He's sticking next to his lady, dude. That's what's up, dude. I freaking love that, dude. It's cool. Yeah. They just can't take dough from their royal fund now or something like that?

Yeah. They'll be all right. They paid like a bajillion dollars to show up at nightclubs and stuff. Dude, I hope they move to LA. It's like Prince Harry and Meghan Markle will be at Sound tonight. Yeah, right? Got Eric Prid's DJing. I'm fucking there. Hell yeah, dude. Let's go.

Yeah. Yeah, that'd be fire. I could see you doing that strider with your GF. Like, I'm out of this Prince stuff. Oh, dude, yeah. I'm going to take my royal credenza and bounce. Yeah, dude. My GF, dude, for sure, dude.

First of all, dude, she's a princess, dude. I mean, legit, dude. sure dude you know dude first of all dude she's a princess dude you know i mean freaking legit dude legend and i think both of us dude we don't need those titles dude we just need are freaking having each other's backs dude and that's what's a that's what's up dude i don't need some throne you don't need i mean like tradition's tight dude but if there's all this other stuff going on that's on show like in the royal family later dude i love that no problem dude yeah bounce up you know i guess where do you think they're gonna move to canada i think they're gonna come here right they're gonna i think they're gonna it's from what i read they're gonna split time between canada

and the uk but they gotta come to la you gotta come to la baby you know bring that royalty here and god we'll hit a city council with prince harry and dude that'd be fire that'd be really that'd be fire dude we gotta rage with prince harry that should be our resolution to rage with harry it's funny when they were when they were really young prince william was like the more handsome one and he was kind of like the cool one and now yeah harry flipped the script yeah do you remember princess diana's funeral i do i do too i didn't know what's going on i was so young but my mom was like i remember because my mom was so sad yeah she's we were eating like mint chip ice cream watching it i remember mother theresa died around the same time and everybody

was like sorry yeah like like princess diane's just a different form of interest. Yeah. Sorry. Dude, and then Christopher Hitchens wrote, did a story called Hell's Angel about Mother Teresa and how she was actually just on the dole for the church. Really? Yeah, and was just helping them bring ugly capitalism to places where people needed to be protected.

It's pretty interesting. Yeah. You can watch it on on youtube but he goes after her like he's like oh like a lot of those places that she started to take care of people um they would just let the people die and had they fought for more basic medical uh equipment they could have saved a lot of those people it's interesting yeah i mean it's tough to go after mother theresa and she is mother theresa it's a bold move. Yeah. That's what I liked about it, though.

I was like, wow, we didn't go out on a limb, dude. Yeah. Yeah. What are you working on? Got an attack on Teresa? Yeah, exactly, dude. Your best friend's like, all right. Damn, dude.

All right, later. So you want to get burritos? Exactly, dude. What else has been going on strider what's been going on in your life just posting dude freaking got the flu dude get get your freaking flu shots dude my gf was telling me the whole time and my mom they've been telling me since like september and i'm like nah they don't get the flu it's for like old people and babies my hubris dude boom got drilled not chill wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy um so but now i'm stoked

you know makes me feel you know take for granted you know when you're when you're feeling healthy but now i'm bounced back dude feeling good dude killing it and drilling it out there earning and burning and doing it right kicking it with my dog so yeah just fired up dude my gf and i apartment's looking good dude we uh got a bed frame dude it's tight it's nice very cozy dude and so uh just loving that dude very adult move dude to get a bed frame you know yeah we had the you know we had box bring mattress on top for a while saving some dough and then finally pulled the trig and got the bed frame and really just really really brought the bedroom together dude looks nice dude you know i'm fired up on that what does it look like these are living spaces it's off white and um we got an eastern king dude my boy dennis at um sit and sleep kept trying to

you know tell me he's like you're a tall guy strider dude you got to get the uh california king i'm like nah dude i want that width dude i want that it's more important to have that room rolling rolling from side to side dude like you know what i mean like you can feel alone in that bed you know yeah it's nice having that trust knowing that i got my rock next to me dude but it's also nice knowing that you know if i'm uh if i'm having a dream where i'm getting fired up dude with my you know if i'm dreaming about just posting up on jet skis with my dogs and i get amped dude yeah i don't want to throw a bow you know hurt anybody dude right right so it's just i'm fired up on that safe distance in bed to get elated exactly yeah yes

that's a a seldom an undersell point without and it should really without touching your butterfly exactly dude exactly dude i'm trying to elevate in adult ways too what up yeah daddy's been making eggs and bacon did i know you've been cooking? I heard up on that. I've never cooked in five years, dude. I know. I was like, when was the last time you cooked in that kitchen? And you're like, I haven't.

I've never cooked in my apartment, dude. Yeah. But Daddy was flambéing some eggs. We got garlic pans. Dude, how do you flambé? No, I don't. I just cook. But I like saying that i was doing something

more exotic i get fired up on that you can flambe aim up like bananas fosters cherry jubilee you flambe that yeah you light it on fire yeah and so i i accidentally my eggs you know i flip them sometimes the yellow breaks yeah but then it just congeals nicely yeah i'm not mad at it you making an omelet or sunny side up or what yeah Yeah, I'm doing an over medium primarily. Dang. And then that bacon's coming out sizzling, dude. I love bacon. Fired up.

Dude, I don't want to be crazy, dude. Remember you guys? I'm not a big bacon guy, dude. I know, dude. I always forget that. I know. It's crazy. Look, I know I'm in the minority and I know I'm not necessarily right.

But, I mean, with eggs, you know, a strip of bacon's nice, dude. But I don't need three strips. Just give me one strip. I'm good, dude. And then when it's in other stuff, I mean, it's nice in know, a strip of bacon is nice, dude. But I don't need three strips. Just give me one strip. I'm good, dude. And then when it's in other stuff, I mean, it's nice in a cob, dude, if you get a nice watermelon chunk of bacon. You know what I mean, dude? Nice little shard, little fatty, dude.

But it's a greedy ingredient. You put it in stuff, it just tastes like bacon. Dude, yeah. But you know what? I make, like, a pack of bacon. Oscar Mayer, I'll eat half of it. I'm going to make bacon tonight. Dude. I'm trying to make bacon tonight. Dude.

I'm trying to get new pants. My birthday tomorrow. Sorry. Uh, dude, no one makes legend. I'm going to ask. I'm trying to get my folks to give me some new pants.

Good call. Yeah. You're going nonstick, dude. The good call, dude. It's a, I actually don't know what that is.

It's what my GF and I have to just makes it easy. Like to wash it off afterwards. Like you can like put cheese on there and it will come off later. Dude. The only rule is, don't put metal against it because it takes away that stuff and then dude i'm sure someone will write in with like the non-stick stuff's bad to get into your food yeah there's something you know fucking shopping's nice dude i was at trader joe's just walking around me like oh that could be nice yeah yeah but i got a little over ambitious i bought

some sausages that you have to cook all six of them in like three weeks You know, that's not happening. Yeah, I've been I've been cooking to my neighbors. I've been cooking to happen making scrambled eggs Mm-hmm some bacon. Maybe I'll get avocado and locks Salmon, oh hell yeah, it's some olive oil and red wine vinegar on that And just my feels up my noggin you made lunch today too what was that it was ground beef tomato and avocado it looked good i know you were a little disappointed in it but it looked good i was yeah did i tell you that yeah i was like dude it looks good and you're like yeah what was it i was missing the red wine vinaigrette i mean

and i put this balsamic in there and i was like not as fired up on it i was like i'm not really down with balsamic you know i'm a big red wine connoisseur and uh that is a fire dressing dude yeah yeah so that's what's up but i've also been uh speaking of adult things i've been getting fired up on money management oh yeah dude baby talk to me just learning about mutual funds hell yes dude getting rid of debt i'm trying to you know access credit cards i'm listening this guy dave ramsay he's like you're spending money because you're stupid yeah you're stupid all right he's in attack mode yeah but you got to jar people out of their their ignorance yeah he's like all right latte breath why are you spending all that money on coffee you're stupid

and so i just walk around my part you know just have these all these impulses to buy like you know a freaking dildo on the amazon i don't know why dildo came to mind uh yeah well like we were mind defaults dude that's what's up dude you were probably looking at dildo you're being adventurous you're trying to have fun dildo have it there i get it it's always at the forefront of my noggin yeah you strap it to your noggin for reasons unknown maybe i'll have to see someone about that but anyways um but then dave ramsey comes in my dome he's like dildo you're stupid you're stupid i'm like yeah so i've been fired hey breath dude i've been fired up on saving money he's like you buy that car you gotta live

like you're broke until you're wealthy you buy that car you're stupid because I was thinking about buying a car and then I was listening and I'm like

I don't need a new car why would I need a new car you know what's good about latte breath too is like it hurt me when you said that I don't even drink lattes I do have latte breath

no it's a good it's a good phrase he's like quit spending like you're in congress quit spending like congress dumbass i'm like thank you dave what's his what's his like uh operating business or like how do you make money before he did uh i think i think from his show of telling people how to spend really dude that's my favorite dude yeah i don't know but he's like

a dude yeah i don't know but he's like but to be a barista dude but he hates it but but i mean the stuff that he he teaches is basically like uh you know spend less than you earn it's just basic principles get rid of all your debt don't use credit cards too much try to use cash mostly you could you know it's pretty common sense stuff but when you have someone actually like telling you that for sure dude i mean look they don't yeah you go to school for all these things no one teaches you basic finance and it sounds self-explanatory everyone's like i get it yeah don't spend that much money but i never thought i'd get fired up on money management i'm like that i think that i thought that was the last thing i'd get stoked on but dude then you get fine stoke in some pretty crazy places you can't automatic rager

remember when i sent you guys that email acorns yeah i gotta start using that that was hilarious like dude both of you at the same time like do you mean to send me this yeah well you also get no comment it looked like a spam ad it was i gotta read it. Totally, dude. I bet your sister... What is this? Yeah, reply all. Your sister low-key shaded you good. Big time, dude. It definitely looks sketchy, and we kind of haven't been talking about that at all, but I've been hearing you talk about Dave Ramsey,

dude, and then I'm like, I'm looking out for my dogs. Start investing with Acorns today. Get $5 when you use my invite link. Send to us too and your family. Yeah, dude, you guys are up there with family, dude. What up, dude? And yeah, I guess the way it works is it just, it's kind of tight.

It's a free ad for Acorns, I guess, but it just rounds up the nearest dollar in your account. So if you use a credit card, even though Dave Ramsey might call you an idiot for doing that. You're stupid. Just pay it off. You can use it. But you've got to be disciplined.

But it just rounds up. Or you could use your debit card that's cash. And you can link that. And it rounds up your nearest. Like say you buy a latte like an idiot for $4.60. That extra $0.40 will just become $5.00 and then it will go into your account. into your account i like super small aaron where'd you pick up your financial know-how i don't have any uh i married well dude okay yeah fire but she's all good with the bookkeeping no we're both pretty bad at it oh okay yeah i mean not pretty bad We're pretty good about it, but we're not experts by any means.

We overspend for sure. Yeah, I don't know what it is about being responsible with money that kind of dips my energy. You know what I mean? I wish it got me fired up. And I know that there's no excuse. A lot of people don't enjoy it, but you got to do it. But for me, I'm just like oh dude well i think once you spend some time with it once you get around the prospect of like eliminating debt and then um you know figuring out ways to smartly invest your money

so that you can have you can get that growth that's what fires me yeah i mean that feeling of like oh i was responsible with this as opposed to like sometimes i have these impulses just like go to j crew and buy like 10 white teas yeah and i've done that before um but then i always leave i just know that feeling i always leave feeling like disappointed i'm like i don't need these like i have enough clothes in my closet i don't need more white teas i mean dude you just gotta smartly go invest in a nice tasty little parlor you take the packers money line this weekend, dude. Speaking of which, let's make our football picks.

You think they're going to beat the Niners? Titans are going to get torched by the Chiefs. Are they playing the Titans? No, I'm saying if you want to. I think, dude, Niners are dirty. I don't know what to do in that. No, let's make our picks because, dude, I've been in a playoff pool with some friends making picks, and I am two of eight, dude.

Went 0 for four this weekend. And there's some professional gambler who's in our pool, and after the first weekend he went like four of four. And he was like, I can't believe you guys let a professional gambler in here, being all arrogant. I was like, I can't wait to smoke this fool. And he went three of four this week.

He's seven of eight. So, yeah, he's putting his money where his mouth is. Dude. All right, Chiefs are seven and a half point favorites over the Titans. I'm taking the Chiefs. Chiefs. Three road games in a row. That's hard. Mahomes is so dialed. We forgot this season because

Lamar had such a spectacular season. Yeah. We lost sight of the fact, and Mahomes was a little banged up, that Mahomes is a world beater. There's nobody like him. He's got an arm. He can move, And he's inspiring. He gets those guys rallied and fired up. Yes.

All right, and then we've got the 49ers minus seven Packers. I'm taking the points, dude. And I'm taking them. Look, you've got A-Rodge, dude. He's a gamer. He's a baller. I think he's going to keep them in the game, but I don't think it's going to be enough.

But I think it's going to be close. Do you think Packers are going to win? Yeah. If I was in Vegas, I'd be laying down Chiefs to Cove, and then I'd be taking points with the Packers. I'm taking points with the Packers, too. I mean, I think the 49ers will win, but I think the Packers, I think it'll be by three or four or whatever. Yeah. But I don't, dude, San Francisco's fast.

That offense is fast. That defense is fast. They could really drill him. I don't know. Kittle's a beast. He is, dude, San Francisco's fast. That offense is fast. That defense is fast. Oh, dude, they could really drill him. I don't know. Kittle's a beast. He is, dude. I wish he was a little bit hotter, dude. I don't want to judge, dude.

I don't want to judge anything. But if he was a little bit hotter, dude, I'd be like, I'd get his jersey. You don't think he's got some eccentric hotness to him? He does. But, like, I think Travis Kelsey's, like, he's got those eyes. Yeah. And he's jacked and he's wily. It's all about these wily tight ends, dude. It could be them could be them I mean the thing is I'm pulling for the Niners and

the Chiefs too because that's a that's a great Super Bowl it's a great yes that's a great Super Bowl it is a better Super Bowl yeah it's that pass rush against Mahomes I mean the Niners offense I think will beat the shit out of that Chiefs defense though yeah and they're missing their Chiefs are missing their best D rusher right now. I don't know how long he's out for. Their best defensive lineman, I don't know. And D Ford, the guy they got rid of last year because he had the offsides against the Patriots. I mean, I think they literally got rid of him because of that mistake.

I think you have to. You're out. He's on the Niners now, right? Really? I think so. Oh, redemption. Good story. What if he lines up offsides in the Super Bowl?

This is it, dude. Yeah, he's a Niner. That'd be wild. i go to bed sleeping sometimes when i'm going to bed at night i'm just think of wild stuff like that dude like that'd be so wild if that happened dude i've been listening to this uh meditation app sync tuition like puts you in touch with your intuition it syncs you up i feel good oh yeah but they're like it's like it uses binaural sounds to like fuse the left and right hemisphere together and i'm like all i have to do is listen to it all right hell yeah and you got to do that and then look at the spreads and let me know and then we'll drill it well i've been doing it for

like two weeks is the key yeah i've been i've been doing it for like two weeks. Stillness is the key. Yeah, I've been doing it for two weeks now. So let's, I'm going to listen to my dome right now. I'm going to say Niners and Chiefs. I did hypnotherapy on Saturday and she made me a special meditation tape that I was listening to today. Hell yeah. And then you go deeper and deeper. We're breathing in vital, vibrant waves.

We're breathing out any discomfort and then we go deeper deeper deeper and then you're like whoa where am i that got me dude it's crazy i went to the dankin place she's helping the dankin place dude from get out yeah she had me say goodbye to my negativity she like conjured it up as like a full human being and explained why it came into my life. It was to protect me. I needed it to look out for me, but I don't need it anymore. Goodbye. I love that dude.

She sent it to Costa Rica, which was interesting. Yeah. I'll be like, I'd get mad at that. I'd be like, send it to like, you know. But she wants me to love it because it looked out for me for so long. Oh, okay. But I don't need it to look out for me for so long because I'm a man now. Yeah.

I would have been like, I want to visit Costa Rica. I know. And I told her, I was like, yo, I lived in Costa Rica. She was like, oh, yeah, I intuited that. I was like, oh, you got lucky. Yeah. What do you want? Sink tuition?

Yeah. What's going on? Come on, man. Yeah, that was crazy, too. All right. She's cool as fuck, too. All right, should we do some questions? Hell yeah, dude.

Some cues, dude. All right, should we do some questions? Hell yeah, dude. Some Qs, dude. Fire up these Qs. And then it's 28-25, LSU's leading, Clemson's driving. Let's go LSU, dude. Yeah. I love Coach O. All right. Sup, dudes?

Long-time listener, first-time emailer. A late congrats on your big 100. You rad bros have fallen. always brings my wednesday to a chill green drink of a halt i enjoy joe's stoicism and striders good gf vibes per his advice i've been watching exclusively watching 40 on 40 marital

pov pnog last week 108 the emailer spoke of his friend grant kate i had me thinking i know i am not the schmole from the episode but at the same time what if i was how do you know if you were the schmoll i mean i swim in the ocean lakes contemplate some rad rad downhills on my mountain bike and get tan in season but what are some key fundamentals of staying schmoll free thanks and hope the keto juices gods are in your favor this week grant i've been dieting well um i think dude if you're worried you're the shmall you're not the shmall

I feel like the shmall never has that self awareness to know that they're a shmall I think if you're cognizant of you know and that one thing you need to worry about too hard you know just be yourself follow your path you know keep tanning keep going in the lakes just enjoying yourself dude and

I'd take that negativity to Costa Rica, baby. Yeah, dude. Send it, dude. And then a little cherry on that. Maybe just always be happy for people, you know? Yeah. If you're happy for them. Most schmoles, I think they're negative.

They get threatened by other people's happiness and stuff like that. If you can just find a way to be positive about what other people are positive about, I think that'll keep you in the small free zone. I love that, dude. Somebody said, it might've been B Franklin, but I'm not even sure who it was, said, you know, your friends will come to you in times of success or excuse me, your friends will come to you in times of like grief, but your real friends will be by your side in times of success as well.

Like how they react if they're truly happy for you truly loving yeah i love that grief's easy success is difficult yeah and i think a schmole is one who attacks people's vulnerabilities constantly you know it could be fun to like you know tease your dogs a little bit you know say oh nice fucking jeans or whatever a little ball busting yeah but a little bit but every time you see them you're like trying to get under their skin that's schmo like yeah yeah like they come up and put you in a headlock or something like that i get it dude but you know you can talk shit with your dogs but there's a there's a certain line and i think people intuitively know uh that line so exactly it's vibes dude it's vibes yeah i mean he's

getting vitamin d he's not sure that's what's up dude follow up about the question stressing about the family christmas party i crushed it and her family was super welcoming to me i think i made a great impression on everyone stoked from mitchell way to go mitch legend dude good stuff family's gonna get you a stocking for next year, dude. Keep that up. Frickin' Mitch by the fireplace, dude. What up? Chad and JT, big fan of the podcast.

I apologize for the long message. My 2019 year has been a downfall. I lost my father on February this year when I just lost my mother two years ago. I am so sorry, man. I thought I could raise my stoke and be strong about it. It wasn't like that. I was binge I'm so sorry, man. way less, not doing drugs and got a job. However, my financial problems have been not stable, but okay enough to get through a paycheck. I want 2020 to be a big change. I'm 29 years old. I've been wanting to do a podcast because I'm a big media and film fan that I want to do this

as a career in that criteria. I also want to make amends with that girl. I want to pursue a relationship that I lost at. What can I do to start my podcast and make my 2020 overall a fire year? Sorry for the long message, but I appreciate the guidance. Much love. PSJT, your coach O impersonation is the best. Well, yes, Coach. Actually, I forget how I do it. Let the fucker go. Oh, yeah, we gotta get out there

and we gotta beat the fuck out of these guys. These guys came into our house and they started grabbing at our food. They're gonna go in and they're gonna get all your potato chips. Nobody's Coach O's motherfucking potato chips you hear me ruffles they're mine now let's keep those pringles um dude i'm really sorry man you've really been through the ringer um and yeah that's tough man you know i think, it's good that you wrote this message and that you're trying to improve and that, and that you've been able to get through that. That alone

means you're a pretty tough, strong person, even if you had some trials and tribulations along the way. So, uh, yeah, I'm proud of you. Um, and I think, I think those, those dark moments, they can, they can create a greater understanding in a person. Like you'll have more empathy for other people now. You'll understand other people better. It'll make you better at all the things you do want to do because you'll understand how a hard life can be. Someone was telling me that like artists and entrepreneurs, that they have like really big ups where they can inspire people.

And then in their downs, they remember what that felt like. So when they go up again, they can bring that empathy to what they're doing. And then, dude, the key to doing a podcast, just do it. Don't even worry about what it's going to be or how people are going to receive it. Go get some mics, record it, and put it out there, and get better by doing it. Yeah, dude, I agree. I'm so sorry to hear you're going through that, but I'm glad to see that you're here, that you're pulling through,

and you're a stronger dude because of it. But yeah, man, in terms of doing a podcast, you just got to do this stuff. We're in LA, surrounded by creatives. The biggest issue I see is people thinking too much. Just get out there. Don't think about what you're going to do. I mean, people just like, they plan a lot and then they don't follow through on it don't think too much about

what you're going to do just start doing something follow what you like follow if it's comedy if it's film or whatever like for comedy for example follow what makes you laugh and other people will be magnetically drawn to that so and then if it's like film or whatever um just talk about your passion and i think people will be drawn to it but just get out there and do it get those reps and know that it's a marathon not a sprint you know like when we started doing this people were like you know it takes 10 years to to be successful and i was like oh okay so this is it's gonna take a while so every step of the way it was just uh always have a positive attitude about it you know it's like it's fun you're

making progress in what you want to do fire dude yeah yeah i love that dude yeah dude you're getting advice from two freaking straight up legends of the pods dude freaking that's what's up so dude and good on you for having your perspective you know turning things around and i would say uh yeah dude i don't know man do your pod you know when you start getting a groove of it you know what helps me if i'm doing anything like creative or whatever dude i do like to write out a little you know map of what i want to talk about but don't be beholden by it just give yourself something to go so i think get in there a little preparation of whatever your subject is if it's films you know

have a little bit of structure towards the maybe tail end or beginning and then keep it open for free form and uh you know get those one minute highlights and share them on the soches dude call yeah get the socion dude it's the social media ocean dude all right what up i'm actively involved in the underground hardcore scene in the Washington, D.C. area, and I've seen a fair amount of violence. Recently, a group of fucking cowards has taken to targeting me and basically just all-around disrespected me over an accident that happened about six months ago, as accidents do happen on a regular basis in this type of scene.

I don't like to hurt people when I go to shows, but recently the leader of this group took a shot at me during a deathcore show and left a knot on my nog. If it had been an accident, I wouldn't care so much, but it was obviously intentional. It's been causing a huge amount of hatred and resentment to boil up inside me, and I can't seem to let it go. It's really bringing my stoke to lower levels. Should I fuck this guy up at the next show and assure my dominance and get back at him for disrespecting me? Or should I just let it slide and let them target me unchecked?

Sorry for the long email, boys. You know what I'd do, man? I would go to the leader of it when he's not with his whole crew, and I would just talk to the guy. And I'd say, hey, dude, I know you guys perceived something I did months ago. You didn't really get into details about it, so I'll just say that you accidentally knocked one of his buddies down and the guy broke his wrist or something. And you'll say, hey, I'm really sorry about that. Maybe I was being a little extra. I didn't mean it that way, but I see where you guys are coming from. You guys are looking out for your boys.

Dude, and JT, you said two key words in there, step up. Because after you say these words to him, you know, I'm always down for a peaceful resolution. You got to come out with a nice choreographed dance. Yes, dude. Get the energy up, get the vibes going and just break out a dance. I don't want you to serve him straight up.

You know, you don't have to serve him but just show him that you're feeling good and you're ready to dance and you're stoked on peace and harmony and rhythm. And maybe if it's death chore,

you know, maybe a nice headbanger, something along those lines. Just show him that you're in touch with death, obviously, but also in touch with death obviously but also in touch with a peaceful resolution dude i love that yeah i love just dancing at your opposition for

sure hips serving shoulders and mouth move your mouth that's why i wish i could tell world leaders you know if they're having like a summit or something i'd just come in just do like a fucking shot dance and you know and they'd all get fired up and world peace would be achieved they're having a summit or something, I'd just come in and just do a fucking dance. They'd all get fired up and world peace would be achieved. They're going to be on their heels, but then afterwards they're going to be like, hey, where'd you learn that? Yeah. There should be a rule, dude. And the ladies are going to love it.

You know how they got the nuclear football or whatever, dude? Yeah. They got to turn three keys and time it out. Everyone's got to jack off before they turn those keys, dude. And I guarantee they're over it after that, dude. You just got to go and just freaking straight up drill yourself, dude. You're going to take a nap. Do we really want to send these

things? I'm over it, dude. Good call, dude. I'm over it. Let's watch The Rock. So what are we saying here? Talk, dance, drill yourself? That was just a hypothetical for me. I think the order is dance, drill yourself, talk.

Because I wasn't going to say drill yourself first, but you'll have no energy for the dance. Correct. Where's the drill? No, you retire back to your car, and you got your big gulp, and you get back in there. You're just like, yeah, dude, give me a sec. Yeah, and you got those things that people put on their car.

Well, I don't know. I mean, it's a nighttime concert, dude. It's not a perfect plan. Dude, come on, bro. You want to see how red your a sec. Yeah. Yeah. And you got those things that people put on their car. Cause well, I don't know. I mean, it's a nighttime concert, dude. No one's seen it. It's not a perfect plan. Come on, dude. You want to see how red your face is? Yeah. Don't be afraid to audible back to your apartment for the J off.

Yeah. Just to keep it legal. Exactly. Don't do it in anyone else's vicinity. You know, that's a moment for yourself. You know what I mean? Yeah. Spend it with yourself and then get out there and have that talk that JT laid out.

That was fire for you. And then just tell the guy like, hey, I jade off, dude. Also, dude, quick question. Hey, dude, I just jacked off. What's up? Dude, I jacked off. I'm totally cool. No animosity.

I'm all good. Honestly, I think you guys should. And make sure you send them an email and be like, hey, tell your boys to make sure they jack off before they come to this show so we can all be mellow. And then there will be one guy who's still aggro, and that's the guy you always got to keep an eye on yeah yeah there's no fixing him dude yeah dude just keep keep sending him links be like you gotta jack off dude yeah yeah and see i've been in

arguments with buddies before and my friends like get the fuck out of my face i'm like have you jacked off yeah yeah have you jacked off dog yeah you got to bring that up what does it have to do with anything before you're talking about dude i like, look at me, dude. Have you jacked off? Yeah, dude, I have, but not today, dude. So what? Well, go crack one off, dude. And then let's see how you feel, bro. Yeah, Frankie. I don't even have a boner right now,

dude. I don't have a boner to beat your ass up. I'm not saying you're horny, dude. I'm just saying you can redirect that energy in a more peaceful way, okay? You don't have to come into this party, start wrecking shit, acting all hard. Yeah, Frankie. Come on. Drill yourself, dude.

All right. 20 minutes later. All right. Is it cool? I'll go up to the upstairs bathroom real quick, dude. Yeah, dude. Yeah. What's your Wi-Fi password, dude?

Psych. Dude, I'm going to use- Independence Day. I'm going to use thoughts. Independence Day? Yeah. Sick password, dude. All right.

Dude. My password's peace, no peace. 20 minutes later. What's up, dude? What up, man? What up, dude? What up, Frankie? Yo, what's going on, dude?

I'm just chilling, dude. How do you feel? I'm good. Hey, I was thinking about getting some Carl's Jr. You want me to pick up for you guys? Nice. Want me to go pick up? Yeah, I'll get it.

That's all good. I'll roll with it. Actually, can you get me a double bacon western? Of course. Honestly, dude, that's exactly what I was going to give you. And don't get me Crisco fries. I'm going to get you a zucchini. Because you're staying mine to jack off.

I got to jack off. You got to jack off? Well, I jacked off like two hours ago, but you know how I feel. Double up, baby. I'm feeling a little bit aggro right now. I just got to get it out. I love that, dude. All right.

I was just going to yeah dude i mean if you want to keep the peace too with this guy just like text him like good morning dude i jacked off oh yeah yeah let him know what's up yeah question real quick question are these guys targeting him in the mosh pit or like after because isn't that like against that's again isn't that against the sanctity of the pit to do that it's very unchill i think every pit's different really yeah i think in the platonic ideal of a pit yeah you wouldn't want vendettas to be hashed out that way dude one time my brother and i were at a concert my brother was playing football at the time and uh he was just housing dudes and he uh he got up under a guy and uh just knocked him flat and then the guy was like but it was it was it was clean it wasn't

like malicious or anything then the guy went back to his buddies and they were all skinheads and they thought my brother and i were jewish and they just started throwing hail hitlers at us and stuff like that so i'm like screaming over the music i'm like no no and they just weren't listening so we had to just go somewhere else stayed at the concert but just got out of that pit for a while. Yeah. It was scary. Yeah. It was really scary.

That happened a lot, dude. People thinking I was Jewish and skinheads in Orange County going to be, and I was like, dude, I'm Catholic. Really? Yeah. I'm Colombian, dude. I'm like, I'm Catholic Colombian. I, uh, have you guys listened to the band Tool yet?

I keep hearing about Tool. Yeah. People keep talking about Tool. Uh, I have never listened to the band Tool? Yeah, I keep hearing about Tool. Yeah, people keep talking about Tool. I have never listened to them, actually. Aaron, have you listened to Tool? Yes. Do you like him? Yeah, I do.

I like him. I don't love him. What's his name? James Maynard? Maynard James Keenan is his full name. Maynard James Keenan, yeah. I've been to his winery in Arizona. Yeah, I've heard that's pretty good.

That's a good winery. I heard he's like a brilliant guy. Yeah, yeah. He's an interesting guy. I've seen him live once, and he was in a full body, like not quite like Green Man from It's Always Sunny, but like that full body thing with like the galaxy the galaxy on it and he was standing back by the drummer the whole time like he's a really interesting dude like kind of shy for the lead

singer of a metal band dude if you got a job interview and you're deciding what to wear you fucking wear the galaxy dude yeah i think so you put that galaxy suit on you go in there you're gonna find something in common, you know, to talk about. Did you listen to their, did Tool just release a new album or a new single or something like that? They put out a new album and they went on tour again for the first time in a long time. And Rory Scovel's doing like a parallel comedy tour

next to like all their, like the day before their shows. Whoa. With like Nick Youssef and another comedian. Oh, that's right, that's right. And then I guess Bill Hicks was a big fan of theirs, and he used to do something at their concerts, and I guess Maynard James Keenan does it now, too. Bill Hicks would go up on stage and go,

Hey, I dropped my contact. Can you grab it for me? And they said all 1,000 people in the audience would bend over to grab it. Just a little thing yeah yeah um he had an album hicks had an album called arizona bay and i don't know which came first that's a lyric in one of their songs oh is it really yeah he wished arizona california sink into the ocean and then we'd all live in arizona I'm not a big Bill Hicks fan. I respect him. I love him.

You do? Yeah, I do. You love when he screams into the mic, Suck the devil's dick! Always yells. That's what's about Michael Bolton. So yeah, sure. He's a powerful dude.

He's a good thinker. But yeah, I guess I like a little more levity. Yeah, I've listened to him briefly. Didn't Dennis Leary take a lot of his material? He just took it so hard. Really? You watch it side by side, you're like, oh my God, dude. Yikes.

It's crazy. Bill Hicks had a funny joke about it. He's like, no, no, no, Dennis didn't steal my material. I took it from him and I just added punch lines and managed to do it before him to learn but it's it's insane the bits he took because they're so specific like there's one about how like um this marathon runner died super young and then this other guy smoked cigarettes his whole life is still and they're like to make the comparison and to do the bit you it can only come from one person it's not like the schumer allegations where you're like, to make the comparison and to do the bit, it can only come from one person.

It's not like the Schumer allegations where you're like, oh, that's like common thinking. It's like super specific. Yeah. I like Dennis Leary, though. I think he's a good actor. Yeah, he's great in Joe Dirt. Dennis Miller.

That's Dennis Miller, yeah. Right. Yeah. that's dennis miller yeah right dude dude dennis leary jacked dennis's biller's essence so hard you don't even know that's what i'm saying dude dude fuck dennis leary wow stokers love hearing the pod you guys are what i call hoodlebumps hooligans that are always bopping at energy level 10. Nice. Nice, dude. I'm running in because for Christmas,

I received a lawnmower 2.0 from my dad for Christmas. I was so stoked. But the problem is that my grandma was there, and she's just so innocent and asked, what is that? I froze and had no idea how to approach the question. I straight up told her it's just a body trimmer. I think it went over well, but I guess my question is more for others

that may find themselves in the same situation. How would you answer that question to someone like a grandma or a little kid? Thanks. Dude, I straight up. No, say it. I straight up just tell my grandma the truth. They want to hear the truth. Dude, exactly.

People treat old people like they're extra sensitive, and they are in some ways, but they've seen more stuff than all of us. They know what people are capable and what's, you know, they've heard dirty jokes before. We did a stand-up thing at my grandma's old folks' home before she passed. Yeah. And we brought the fire. We didn't hold back. They ended up shutting the show down. Yeah.

Because it was too fiery. Hell yeah, dude. Yeah, dude, tell her it's for your pubes, man. I mean, what do you want her to think, that you're shaving your chest all day? Yeah, dude. No, let her know that you're shaving your chest all day? Yeah, dude. No, let her know that you're trimming your pubes, you know? You're looking after your hog. You're making sure that your dongle piece is looking fresher than a friggin' snowman on a hot day.

Yeah, dude. Let her know after you use that you can play shuffleboard. Oh, dude. Friggin' dope, dude. It's so nice and kempt, dude. Yeah. Let her know you got straight up turf on there ready for the Super Bowl to play. The Super Bowl of jizz.

Duh. And then go drill yourself, dude. Duh. Yeah, she knows what it's for. Yeah, she knows what's up, dude for yeah she knows what's up your grandma knows what's up dude and maybe if you tell her the truth she'll tell you something gnarly that's like super sick about the 60s or something

you're not surprising your gma dude she knows what's up dude or about you know the korean war you can get some intel yeah um should we do one more hell yeah dude let's go all right i love when the mic picks up the contact from our five dude i always try to get

heavy contact what up legends i'm coming to you bros in need of guidance after almost two and a half years of dating i have come to the painful conclusion that i need to break up with my girlfriend she's an absolute sweetheart my friends and family think she's super great but i know deep down that she isn't for me there's nothing that she's done wrong but she Thank you. prompts conversation beyond the surface. I realize that I need to end this relationship and be single for a while, but I've been holding in these feelings because she has been going through a tough time. She hates her current job and is stressed out after submitting her law school application and waiting for acceptances to make things worse. She followed me to Chicago after college where I have many friends and she has very few.

As a result of this and me traveling during the week for work, we've become fairly codependent on each other on weekends. I know I'll get out of this situation just fine, but I'm worried, is it really going to devastate her? What do I do in this situation? Do I keep what I have going until she is in a better place, or do I end things? Knowing it would be very stressful for her.

Thanks, guys. Ricky. Dude, you guys mind if I hop in? Dude, I was thinking this is for strider all day. Both feet, dude. Dude, I mean, look, dude. Here's a perspective you've got to think of. Both feet, dude. Dude, I mean, look, dude. Here's a perspective you got to think of. If you're in a relationship, you want to be in a relationship with someone who gets you stoked and values you fully. So you can't maintain this relationship because you feel bad about hurting someone's feelings because you're not doing her the biggest service.

You know what I mean? You need to also think to her, like, don't think, oh, I'm hurting this person. You need to think, like, I'm doing them a disservice by not, you know, wanting to be in this relationship. And that's totally fine. And those are normal feelings, dude. And that's healthy. You, you, you know, you feel it in your heart of hearts. So, I mean, I think there's no right time to end a relationship.

There's worse times, you know, if like, I don't know, something happens, but you just got to, I mean, think the sooner is the better, man. You're thinking it, just do it. The more time you you let go by the more difficult it's going to be we cannot make a million excuses to talk ourselves out of anything but like you said in the beginning of that email you you know that she's not the one for you and i think uh as tough of a conversation as it is you just gotta you gotta face the music and do it and then you know it might you know it's usually never as bad as you think it is you know our domes create things that are are worse than reality a lot of times and it's not going to be easy but i think you got it sooner better than later i mean don't

do it on her birthday but you know what do you guys think dude yeah i agree um it's tough though man i sympathize with you i mean it's a tough situation to be in to pull the trigger on that and um but i think uh what strider's saying is the uh correct correct route because i think ultimately what you're saying you're more acting in self-interest yeah in this situation by not wanting to hurt her. But you've got to think about this situation as a whole and just get it over with, I think. Yeah, man, it's really tough. It's tough when the other person hasn't really done anything wrong, but you just want something else. But you have to be honest with yourself and then be honest with her.

And I don't think there's anything harder to do than do what you're going to do. But if you can do it, it'll be a big step for you and your development as a person. Because I think some people, they go shittier routes. You know what I mean? Like they start acting like an asshole so that the other person breaks up with them. Or they cheat like they they they they um they just come up with ways to to blow it up so that they don't just have to have like an honest conversation because it is scary but i can already tell from the way you wrote this that you you're a clear thinker and so you just gotta you know and it's good that you've come to a solid conclusion and now you just got to

put it into action and good luck to you, man. And be, be nice. Just, I know you will, but just be really nice. Yep.

And, uh, and try and make it as, uh, what would it be like as just good hearted as process as it can be. Yeah. All right, dude. Good luck can be. Yeah. All right. Good luck to you, brother.

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You know? I love it. that. You know? I love it. Chad, you ready? Mm-hmm. What is your beef of the week? Oh, this is one I have to. My beef of the week right now is with laundry. It never stops.

You know, you do laundry, you feel good about yourself, and then next thing you know, you in that bin more laundry and uh you know it's just uh sometimes you have these existential moments where you're like man dishes and laundry will never stop piling up and that's just something i'm gonna have to live with you know you think you can clean it up once it's gonna come back and that's something that i think is tougher to face than our own mortality honestly you know because it's like you're living this life and you know that it's gonna end but on top of that and and i stay stoked throughout i'm gonna stay stoked throughout and i'm gonna be stoked after i kick the bucket but you also have to deal with the fact that you're going to have to do laundry and dishes the entire time. It's fricking whack, dude. You know, Sears tried to help and

they're doing a decent job, but the job isn't over. You know, I still got to fold. I still got to throw in those pods and I still got to wash and I still got to look after that filter, and I still got to wash, and I still got to look after that filter, make sure none of those scraggly, you know, furs, fabrics get in and start a fire in my freaking dryer. So my beef is with laundry, you know. It's just like I'm not stoked on your infinity loop, and I think it's pretty whack. So hopefully someday laundry can get latered.

That's my beef. Nice. Aaron, you got a beef? My beef is there's a scandal going on in baseball right now. Oh, dude, yeah. We didn't talk about it, but we've been talking off pod. It's about sign stealing and using technology to do it. And that's clearly wrong.

Uh, my beef is, so it was the 2017 world series, the Astros, and then they 2018 Red Sox are also kind of embroiled in the same scandal. They share a similar coach. It might be why that happened. Uh,

my beef is with the people who lost those world series thinking that they now deserve the world series title because uh so the dodgers lost to them both actually which is kind of hilarious brutal but i've also seen people say uh the 2017 yankees deserve the world series title which is is like, no, you don't. That doesn't track. The Dodgers made it there at least. And besides the fact, part of the scandal is that it didn't take place during the playoffs. There was a MLB employee making sure it couldn't happen. They weren't aware of it, but they were there, so it couldn't happen.

So my beef is with people thinking that just because one team cheated during the regular season that all of a sudden they deserve a trophy at the end of it yeah i i never like like taking away national championships from someone because they were doing illegitimate things like my whole thing is like if you didn't catch him there's like a statue of limitations you have to catch them during that season. Or immediately after. Yeah, if we're three years later and there's no way to adjudicate it, it's over. You fucked up.

You missed it. They got it. The only time I'm in favor of that happening is Penn State. I think Penn State should have to vacate probably every win they've ever had. As far as I'm concerned, they shouldn't have a football program. Yeah. After the, oh, what's his name now? Sandusky.

Sandusky. Sandusky. Sandusky. Yeah. Sandoinkersky. I mean, it's a. Because that's just horrendous. Yeah.

I mean, the human evil that they put as second priority behind winning football games. Yeah. It's pretty ugly. So yeah, I think, I think with them, it's, you can definitely make that argument.

Yeah. Albert Breggs had a great tweet right after the whole thing happened. He said, they're not going to tear down the Joe Paterno statue, but they're going to have it look the other way. That's fine. Strider, what's your beef of the week?

Dude, my beef of the week is with my dog, Walter, dude. He's a good dude. He's a beef of the week is with my dog Walter, dude. He's a good dude. He's a receptionist at the dentist that I go to, dude. And Walter's just dialing up my phone, dude, 8.30 a.m. And look, part of this is on me because I haven't responded to Walter,

but he calls me so early, waking me up, dude, like right when the office opens. And I'm trying to maximize my Zs, dude, and pushing it to the limits before i gotta get to work and i'm getting i think it's my alarm all the time and it's my dentist waking me up like every day of the week and this was going on for like a week straight but i did finally reschedule and um i don't like that but it's very necessary like when you're at the dentist you know you got to go twice a year like when you leave that appointment they like put you on the books for the next six months yeah is there anyone out there keeping that appointment six months later dude yeah is there any human every time it comes that's dialed in like that's my damn going no human you're constantly

rescheduling what's going on with that but the thing is no one likes the dentist and they're never going to go so they know they got to get you on the hook ah yeah so just you know i was beefing with walter for a little he's a good dude he's doing his job it's not walter dude it's just it's the system we live in dude but you know whatever dude yeah it is true though i highly recommend the do not disturb function on uh on any of your phones here's the thing i mean I don't go full on just because I put it on vibrate, and so I've been waking up with it vibrating next to my... It's like... Yeah, it won't even vibrate if you have it on jet disturb.

But will my alarm go off? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. It'll supersede your alarm. And anyone in your favorites, if they call twice in like two minutes, it'll go through. Are you kidding me right now? It's an emergency, yeah.

You're for real with this? I'm for real with this. This is a brilliant invention. Dude, this is a life-changing moment. I am 100% switching over to the do not disturb function. Is it the little like moon? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Fuck yes. It's the moon, bro. Dude, Aaron, freaking thank you, dude. Aaron, I'm over the moon with this new information that you, freaking thank you, dude. Aaron, I'm over the moon with this new information that you've just given me, dude. You're welcome, my dog. Aaron, we gotta get you on camera.

The Stokers have been calling for it. I just will not do it. You won't do it? I will not do it. I love it. I love it, dude. It's his choice, dude. You know, whatever, dude.

I love that. I'm fired up on that. If I come out there to fix something, I'll be wearing a mask. Oh, nice. Guy Fawkes or Salvador Dali, dude fox or salvador dolly dude just a little i watched i watched eyes wide shut last night so that's titillating dude what is she saying that i offer myself erotic yeah what's up heavy spoonful they move so slow

oh the music yeah it's so eerie how about the scene when Nicole Kidman is just... When she has a little laughing fit? When she talks about her fantasy and it just shreds Tom Cruise to bits. I know. And they're a genuinely married couple when they're making that movie. I was listening to a podcast on it today. And they were talking about some critics were like...

They were like, he was out of his league. But then another critic argued that... Like some critics were like, they were like, he was out of his league, you know? But then another critic argued that like, they're like, no, the performance was like, he chose Tom Cruise because, what do we know Tom Cruise for? His enthusiasm. Yeah. And you slowly see, you see him try to have that enthusiasm and it just gets drained out of him. Gets sucked out of him, yeah.

Throughout the movie. And it's like, as the audience, we see that just get sucked out of him. So movie. As the audience, we see that just get sucked out of him. I thought that was pretty dang good. I think porn is not great. For some people, it's great. But for me, I get too into it. I can't watch it.

But art house sex, that might be even more damaging when you're a kid. It adds all these weird elements to it. It's always like an affair. Someone's always hurting somebody else yeah and you start thinking that's what people think is erotic and it just it twisted some synapses in my brain yeah did your 12 watch an indecent proposal on hbo yeah what dude yeah i'm gonna lose my going on lady to robert redford if i go to vegas guess what we're rerouting to reno the dude from the natural that my dad watched with my dad,

and now he's doing this on a boat? What's going on, dude? Dude, you know what scene always got me as a kid? Austin Powers, a lot of vagina. Yeah. And the jacuzzi. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, Mom, can we rewind that?

For sure, yeah. Because my little boner was just like, she's like, wow. I'm like, I need to drill myself. For sure. Nice. Your little boner was speaking to your whole body dude yeah it speaks to the nice environment your mama fostered that you were so candid about your intentions yeah i like that she's like why are you drilling yourself i was like a lot of vagina for sure dude and she's like what i'm like the name she's like oh dude

look i like a nice pun dude it was nice dude this is because that screens a little bit of delay i literally got to see us yeah it was like you know when jets fly by dude like i saw it and then heard it so it was a sick experience i've been watching that on youtube just jets fly by of course jt what's your beef my beef of the week is uh katie perry versus the nuns this was brought to our attention by our friends david and brie um basically these nuns have been living in a chateau in los feliz los angeles for like 40 years and then katie perry got the hots for it and wanted to buy the property and she made a deal with the archdiocese the bosses of the nuns to get it for like 14 million dollars but the nuns had seen some of Katy Perry's videos, specifically her halftime performance at the Super Bowl.

They did not like it, and they decided they would not sell to Katy Perry. So they've been holding on to that house and refusing the orders of their bosses, because they also say the diocese mistreated them so they don't have to listen to them. And then they ended up doing a swindle and selling it to another lady for $15 million and she promised to keep it open to the public. So Katy Perry and the archdiocese are suing these nuns in court. This has been going on for years. And there's a lot of crazy stuff that went down.

One of the nuns told a reporter outside of the courthouse, please, Katie, please stop. It's not doing anyone any good except hurting a lot of people. Hours later, that nun collapsed and died during the court proceeding. During the court proceeding. Oh my gosh. And one of the nuns, Callahan, said,

look, Perry has blood on her hands. I really don't like Katie Perry. I'm sure she doesn't like me. I love these battles. Oh my gosh, dude. Yeah. Hopefully it resolves itself well and that everybody ends up with shelter. But yeah, it's just a crazy story that came

through my world. Chad, who is your babe of the week? My babe of the week is Rob Lowe's Tan. Yeah. Undefeated. sure i mean we i saw him in person for the first time and he did not disappoint dude his tan was fresh i'm like what have you been doing rob you know jogging cycling kayaking shredding you know his

tan was just so he had star power too and i just want to commend it and give it praise on a public forum because i think it's worthy of that so i'm like you're not in the west wing anymore dude you're at the beach i love that that's awesome yeah so that's what's up aaron you got a babe, sure. You brought it up earlier. I'm going to say my babe of the week is Bill Hicks. Oh, nice. I recently, you know, I've watched a lot of his stuff, a lot of his hours. There's a documentary about him that's really great.

Yeah, we watched that. Yep. But I just recently rewatched his, it's a one-night stand. It's on HBO Go, uh hbo one night stand and it it may just be perfect yeah it's like a half hour it's like 20 some minutes yeah 28 maybe and it's for him because he can be kind of like too much a philosopher comic and just kind of going and saying stuff it's not necessarily funny. But this thing's tight. It ends really funny.

It ends on a joke. And it's mostly jokes for that whole time. Like, he does obviously sprinkle in some philosophy, and I think a lot of stuff still is relevant today, particularly in terms of, like, consumerism and, I mean, the fact that world war three could happen any second it's all relevant uh and it's it's there in what is it 1992 like it's crazy and you know underneath like all of like the kind of angry tone is like a very positive message

yeah oh 100 yeah we were all one we're all on a ride right yeah it's just a ride it's just a ride yeah exactly that's a great babe yeah he's and not often noted as a babe so i like that too yep gone too soon he does have a great uh take on stand-up where he's like if he's like my best he like has like 10 rules of stand-up or something like that i forget that i saw a while back like like a guide and one of them that i really love is uh your materials for you to fall back on like he's like you know be connecting with the audience let your material be what you fall back on to just be like totally in the moment i'm like that's pretty tight that's awesome he died at 32 it's so sad what did he have it was it brain cancer uh i it, no, it was pancreatic or pancreatic. I think it was pancreatic, yeah.

Man, 32, that's... But he started when he was like 16. Yep. That's crazy. Yeah, he's a prodigy. And left behind a really good body of work. I mean, in terms of just the volume of it, too. Strider, who's your Babe of the Week?

Dude, my Babe of the Week's got my baby week's gotta be my gf dude because um i was posting up watching ball yesterday our apartment dude was dank and um i stepped out dude i was like i'll be right back my gif was there she was getting some work done on our laptop dude and i came back and surprised her with a smoothie dude dank um yellow diamond smoothie dude it's tough from creation exact dude i love that my dog picked up on that that's our favorite one it's the taste because she was talking about she's like because she knows i like to go there and crush some smoothies dude this adds up dude your boy uh ramsey dave ramsey he'd be like you idiot dude smoothie breath moron you're stupid

you're spending like congress dumb dumb ass but they're dank, and they're so stoke-raising. And I knew my GF was doing work, and I was like, I'm going to get her a nice little treat. So I come back with those smoothies, and guess what, dude? She had made taco bowls for both of us when I got back, dude. So we each surprised each other with something tight. And I was like, dude, this is the best ever, dude. That's like the opposite of the O. Henry story with like the hair and then getting her the brooch for the hair. You know when the two,

the couple, they can't afford the gifts for each other so the wife cuts her hair to get the guy what he likes? Oh, this is the famous short story? Yeah, and he sells the thing to get her something for her hair. Yes. That's like the opposite though. Dude, yeah, exactly, dude. It was. It it was it still

fired me up dude still fired you guys got a beautiful thing my dog thank you dude appreciate it's a beautiful thing baby the week danked you up dude i stiffened up for more audit auditory dude uh my baby the week is inspired by aaron's uh i totally agree with you on the half hours i think oftentimes the half hours are better than the hours i think patrice o'neill has a great one on hbo david tells on hbo is a very good half hour but my fit and mitch headberg's obviously his comedy central half hour is like the most legendary but my favorite half hour is chelsea paredes when she did hers and she has a good hour on netflix but her half hour is the funniest thing like i've ever heard and and she's one of my favorite comedians ever although she doesn't really do it as much now, but like,

I remember when I first moved to LA and I saw her live, we remember we saw her at Meltdown and there was this like super stoned out guy in the front row of the audience. And you had to talk about it. He just like, he begged to be talked about. It was a little mean, but she just looked at him and she goes, are you here on purpose? So funny. She's really funny live. I think if you're going to see comedy live, you want to see an hour to see where people walk around and talk to the crowd

and are a little more loose. But yeah, if you're watching on TV, an hour is tough on TV. It's brutal. So I think, yeah, a half hour on TV. Very few comedians can hold my, like Burr, Chappelle, Rock, like those guys, they can do it.

But almost everybody else, I'm like, what am I doing here? Yeah. Yeah. Less is more, dude. Dang. That's why we're all going to put out 10 minute specials. Chad, who is your legend of the week? My legend of the week is this tortoise that pretty much boned his species out of extinction

legend i found this on reddit the guy goes yo some tortoise fucked his species out of extinction um in the article this tortoise named um all right this guy this torch from the galapagos 100 years old and he's still cranking him out love it you know that's he's probably on a mediterranean diet he's got another 50 to go he's like yeah he's probably getting regular exercise he's got he's eating oysters he's getting that blood flow going diego the tortoise is over 100 years old and has fathered over 800 tortoise babies he weighs in almost 13 stone measures in a meter long and he is one big papa standing at 1.5 meters tall we did a genetic study we discovered that he was the father of nearly 40 of the offspring released into the wild on espanola i wouldn't say the species is in

perfect health because historical records show there's probably used to be more than 5 000 tortoises on the island but it's a population that's in pretty good shape and growing which is most important so diego what up dude uh thanks for stepping up to the plate and uh showing the world your manscaped hog your tortoise scaped hog and keeping your species going it's legends like you that we need in this world you're a hero and i love you dude so um hopefully i'll go the galoppa goes one day and because he's in retirement now he's just chilling yeah you earned it yeah that's how i said dude you know you can tell a uh male turtle from a female turtle how dong the male turtles will have a a curvature that goes up and in on their on their under shell

so they can get on top wow dude fired up on that knowledge i love that that's cool that's amazing strider who's your oh no yeah legend oh yeah who's your legend of the week my legend of the week is wombats oh you guys heard about this the the australian water wildfires that are terrible and hurting that country and the and the wildlife population so badly uh donate where you can if you can uh apparently wombats besides being some of the cutest animals on the planet, uh, they burrow under the ground. So that keeps them safe from fire. But apparently they've been seen herding other animals into their burrows to keep them

safe as well. Wow. I love that. That's amazing. Yeah, dude. That's so cool yeah those are full-on legends yeah dude that's awesome thank you for that yeah thank you that's tight strider what's your legend of the week dude my legend of the week's got to be um he's got to remain nameless in my apartment uh next door dude the dude that lives there, who's super loud, dude, a loud human being, dude.

I think he's treated himself to a vacation, and I'm happy about it, dude. I hope this guy just stays on vacation forever, dude. He's the type of dude, like, my GF and I will get into bed, like, late, like midnight, dude. Literally, like, it's like he knows, dude. Boom, immediately he's putting on music, dude. Immediately, two seconds later, just freaking, you know. It's not bad music.

Maybe some Counting Crows sometimes. You know, something tight. But you know what I mean? I'm like, dude, come on, dude. I'm trying to go to bed, dude. So just fired up that this guy has been on a nice, quiet streak, dude. So keep it going, you legend, dude. And that's sometimes, dude.

Sometimes you're being a legend. You don't even know what your externalities are. And I just want to give a shout out to that, dude. The idea that you might just be, when you're making switches, dude, the ripple effect goes farther than we may know. Nice, dude. A butterfly, dude. That fired me up. Hell yes, dude.

Dude, my legend of the week, it's kind of random. It's John Dickerson, the political commentator. I like him on Slate's Political Gab Fest. I'm not even crazy about the other two folks, but I just dig his vibe. Like no matter his politics, he seems practical and reasonable. And a lot of times I think people get caught up in like wishful thinking, but he always seems to be like grounded in reality. And no matter what, he doesn't let either side bully him into what they think is like

mandatory thinking. They'll try and pin him and be like, wait, how can you say that? That means that you think this. And he'll be like, wait, no, slow down. That isn't what I mean. I mean this because of this reason. And I just appreciate how he doesn't get fired up.

He just kind of sits in the pocket. He's like, no, I know who I am. I know what I think. And I'm going to say it now. Yeah. Difficult. Dude, a difficult skill to have. So hard.

So hard. Because we're all scared. Yeah. Yeah. You think he cultivated that or he's born with it? think and i'm gonna say it now yeah difficult dude a difficult skill to have so hard so hard because we're all scared yeah yeah you think he cultivated that or he's born with it both combination i know he grew up in a family with some like heavy hitter folks i think like i think his mom was like one of the most famous uh newscasters or something oh really yeah so i think it was uh it was, I might be talking about Anderson Cooper, actually. He's from the Vanderbilts. Yeah.

He's got some pressure from the mom. But no, I think Dickerson, it's the same, or it might be his dad. But yeah, it's definitely

a generational thing. He's a beast. Yeah. Chad, what is your quote of the week? My quote of the week comes from Gladiator. Oh, dude. This comes from Proximo week comes from Gladiator. Oh, dude.

This comes from Proximo, who's like Russell Crowe's first slave owner. Is that what you call him? Yeah. Yeah, he's a slave owner. Slash Gladiator. Roman province. Yeah, ex-Gladiator. Ex-Gladiator.

Proximo. You should see the Coliseum, Spaniard. 50,000 Romans Watching every movement of your sword Willing to make you that Willing you to make that killer blow The silence before you strike And the noise afterwards

It rises It rises up Like a storm As if you were the thunder god himself Yeah Spaniard. Shadows and dust. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. That was his death.

I love that. Dude. Are you in danger of becoming a good man, Proximo? Oh, yeah. I like when he's fanning himself, too. Dude, yeah. you know what i'm doing parlays and i'm doing this that's proxima right that's what he does when he has the sword stick your blade into another man and they'll love you for it and you may begin to love them for it you are gladiator oh you knew marcus at release i never saw it no marcus really touched me on the

shoulder once dude i'm fired up in your gladiator quotes dude it's your favorite movie of all time it's gotta be my favorite gladiators i salute you dude i'll see about ridley scott too man i mean that thelma and louise blade runner alien like oh dude this guy's a beast. Oh, he's one of the greatest ever. Yeah. It's crazy. And then he has random little ones that are kind of interesting, too. Like Matchstick Men. He did Black Hawk Down, too, right? Yeah. Dude, I watched Matchstick Men.

That's when Nicolas Cage, he has like Tourette's or something? OCD. OCD, that's right. Kingdom of Heaven. American Gangster. Kingdom of Heaven, great movie. It should have been way danker. My basketball coach was in American Gladiator.

Oh, really? He played, who's the famous basketball player that boned a lot of chicks? Oh, Wilt Chamberlain. He played Wilt Chamberlain. Whoa, that's pretty amazing. Yeah. That's awesome. He's so like, every time you'd see him, you'd be like,

Cali, what's up, Cali? You know I'm in that new American Gladiator movie, huh? Dude, I got good news and bad news, too. Ridley Scott's got a new movie coming out written by matt damon ben affleck and nicole holliff center all beasts um but strider it's starring adam driver oh my gosh dude this guy dude he just like dude this guy's getting i mean dude look he's a good actor but do dude, he gets the best roles always. Dude, what's going on with this guy, dude?

It's unreal, dude. I know I'm being a hater. I know I'm being a hater. He does a good job. He's earning it, dude. And in this industry, you know, entertainment, you've got to capitalize, strike while the iron's hot, you know, but I'm feeling a little oversaturated, dude.

He served in the Army. I know, dude. Look, it's on me. It's on me. I'm the problem a little oversaturated, dude. He served in the army. I know, dude. Look. It's on me. It's on me. I'm the problem a little bit. I'm the problem here. But, dude, enough, dude.

It's not fair, dude. Who else can we cat? What is Driver doing that other dudes can't do? I was watching the marriage story. He's just kind of weird looking, too. Yeah. But there's other weird looking dudes who are like Adrian Brody. Is he the new Adrian Brody? No, I was saying it as like a not cool

thing. It's kind of like off-putting, I think. Yeah. I mean, I'm just sick of the roles, dude. I'm sick he gets to do Star Wars and our house movies. It's not fair. Right. But you wouldn't be bothered if Fassbender was doing both.

Love Fassbender. Guy's love fosbender guys a beast guys a legend would love to see that dude good for him dude i don't know why i hate this driver guy it might be his derp face it might be the voice too is it the tone yeah yeah yeah the voice all right well what's your what's your i'm just being a hater i'm just being a hater it's ben and matt back together for writing again right yeah and i think they're both gonna be in it too yeah is it a war movie or is it like an epic movie? It's got a very seedy plot. It's about a...

I guess it's based off a real life story where one guy sexually assaults another guy's wife and then they have a duel. Damn. Yeah. Strider,

what's your quote of the week all right dude my quote of the week i've been looking up on my phone sorry but i didn't have it i should have had this memorized it's very easy but um from a dank movie that i've seen twice in theaters now 1917 saw it once with my dog chad saw it a second time with my dog jt what a love this movie dude fired up Love this movie, dude. Fired up on this movie, dude. And the quote comes from maybe I won't say it in case no one's seen it, but the quote comes and it just says there's only one way this war ends. Last man standing.

Yeah. That was World War I too, right? The meat grinder? Yep. It's good. Dan Carlin did that great pod about it. Oh my god, dude. Yeah, it's amazing. And it's good dan carlin did that great pot about it oh my god blueprint for armageddon yeah it's amazing it's just a meat grinder like they were just sending guys at each other knowing that there was not going to be real progress out of it but that you just had to decimate the other side's forces yeah that true battle of attrition dude and dude i love i don't love but uh it's

crazy that like they had gas like mustard gas and other gases but in World War II they were just like nah we're not using that shit anymore and it maybe made less sense with strategy with like blitzkrieg

and all that but like they're like we're not even fucking with gas everyone hated this right yeah

they just didn't want to be absurd with gas we'll use fucking nukes but gas no no no but it's just gnarly dude that war yeah the rules of engagement they change quickly when technology evolves past where they thought it

could go and it's scary the scary thing about it dude uh chad gifted me a dank book um all the light we cannot see the world war ii book it's really good and in it they're like one of like the themes in it towards the end is generations will forget like how horrible that war was and that's when it will happen again that's where we're at right now exactly it's because we're too distanced like there's a line where it's like oh the they talk about like the great war and they're like no no the horror

of that and it only took 30 years it's crazy I think Sam Mendes probably the reason why he made the movie was to like keep those memories alive yeah yeah dude yeah it's important i know i had a friend uh who's like one of the smartest guys i know like went to an ivy league school has like works in a really a difficult profession and he was like dude i just love chaos like i love that we're like in a chaotic era right now like i think it's uh that's just who i am i'm like no you think that because you never actually had to live through

chaos exactly yeah i'm like if you actually had to like worry about protecting yourself every day and especially protecting the people you love i think you would beg for a little bit of the normalcy that we have yeah and i know times are tough and people are struggling but i think you know yeah epistemological modesty change should be slow and incremental. We should all be very careful about what we do. And it's brutal. And it dictates, it ruins lives, obviously, and creates generational. The main character from that book, her whole life is defined. If you were around in the 40s at that time, everything in your life just always went and talked back to that because it was insane.

It's crazy. We're lucky. We're lucky right now. We've had solid years yeah let's keep them rolling dude you got that's why we gotta keep the stoke alive yeah stay stoked stay stoked my quote of the week is from the song take it easy by the eagles oh dude i think one of the great songs of all time i guess initially it was also by jackson brown so he wrote like the first part of it. And then Glenn Fry from the Eagles took over the second stanza because Jackson couldn't figure it out.

And dude, this line is all time killer. And they talk about it in the Eagles documentary and Jackson Brown just rhapsodizes about how it conjures up all the things about America, like hope, optimism, religion, a small town, town and love and it's uh well i'm standing on a corner in winslow arizona such a fine sight to see such a fine sight to see it's a girl my lord in a flatbed ford slowing down to take a look at me. There's a lot in that.

A lot. Chad, what's your phrase of the week for getting after it? My phrase of the week for getting after it is to the dinger. Nice. Aaron, you got a phrase of the week for getting after it? Come back to me I'm still working on it for sure

legend strider strider tonight we're dancing with dippas and that if you don't know

a dippa dude it's a double ippa dude it's a double IPA dude and you're dancing with them, dude. Nice little hazy.

We're talking nine, maybe even deuce percentage, 10 percenters, dude. Legit. Probably can only do two. You're good to go. It's a slow dance. Mine is, let's put away the eggnog. I get it it I love it I'm feeling it

Yeah I'm fired up Aaron No more lounging Let's get after it Yeah How about Let's just go live

It's just a ride Oh nice dude Nice Aaron Serene Beast And we're gonna get you on camera One of these days Sure Guys now as always we're going to get you on camera one of these days.

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Dude, freaking fired up to be doing the pod with my dogs, dude. Fired up to be in the freaking studio, dude. Oh, and JT's birthday is tomorrow. Yeah, dude. Happy birthday, dude. Yeah, the same birthday as my mom. Oh, really? Yeah. No way. Happy birthday, mom, dude. And LL Cool J, Steven Soderbergh, and Dave my mom. Oh, really? Yeah. No way. Happy birthday, mom, dude.

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