Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 226 - Strider Wilson Joins

Episode Date: February 16, 2022

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Starting point is 00:01:25 This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre, Jean-Thomas. What up? Boom. Clap, Stokers. Dude, I'm digging the long-sleeve white. Thanks, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:01:38 And we're here with the T-Dart tyrant himself, Strider Wilson. That's right. What up, my dogs? I am the tyrant of T-Darting, dude. There's only one rule Strider Wilson. That's right. What up, my dogs? I am the tyrant of tea darting, dude. There's only one rule in this land. It's a creed. It's an edict. And you must dart.
Starting point is 00:01:53 That's the only text. How do you guys keep track of that? I watch it all because I'm a pervert. You come to the king's court and you dart. It's like Prima Nocta, except I don't partake. I'm not going to do that. You got your dang fiance. Exactly.
Starting point is 00:02:07 I got my dang fiance. So if someone gets married, when you get married, to consummate the bond, I watch darting. Well, why don't we act that out? Why don't you be the king and then Chad,
Starting point is 00:02:17 you can be one of the people in the fiefdom. Okay. Sir Chad, nobleman, congratulations on tying the knot and taking this next step. It is recognized here in this land and in the heavens above in the cosmos and everywhere it shall be decreed. Chad Nobleman is married to...
Starting point is 00:02:36 JT. JT. You may now commence your dart. My liege, thank you, thank you. Must I dart in front of the whole council? yes, it is customary it has been going on for a long time
Starting point is 00:02:51 actually I'm the first king to implement this I'm the first one to do this full disclosure stay confident king thank you, thank you, thank you very much I will, I am you shall dart thank you Malish, shall I. I am. You shall dart. Thank you, Malish.
Starting point is 00:03:05 Shall I dart on JT's muff? You shall dart on his grundle. I got a dick, bro. Oh, yes, yes. Oh, my God. Shall I dart JT's grundle on this table here, sire? Feel free to take any liberties that you prefer while darting. Please, use your style. style jt assume the position
Starting point is 00:03:28 good i came good that is good dude i was thinking like you could hear like pierre the last duel played by ben affleck he He does like a bleached dome. Right. Assume the dot. Dude, they do a good job. Look, you know I'm not a Driver fan, but he fucking drills it in all those movies. He does a good job. What is it?
Starting point is 00:03:57 Grease or whatever his name is? Le Gris? Le Gris. Yeah, total asshole. What's your beef with Driver? Here it is. I probably have unfounded jealousy but he's fantastic he kills it he has a derp face a punchable face and he fucking gets the
Starting point is 00:04:13 best artistic roles and the best blockbuster banger roles dude he's got it too good it's too good can i add on top of that i think a derp voice too oh yeah oh yeah and you know his moves it's like anything it's tough you know even in comedy it's tough to catch people off guard people get used to your style they get used to your sauce and you know maybe i'm just is it his body too no he actually has a ripped body remember that fucking ad but it's like odd construction here's the thing i should like him more for that because it's not like he's just a hot and he has a nice body i don't want to body shame anybody
Starting point is 00:04:49 here's the thing i just love especially a rip dude i love my boy i love i like my littles and my littles are timothy chalamet and tom holland and then my bigs right now i just have really have one it's robert pattinson yeah you've been posting a lot about i love him pat i love him he's a great actor he's he's he makes strong choices hey dude him and chalamet in that movie um the king or whatever so fucking sick dude i love i i became a huge chalamet fan over the holidays and i wasn't the biggest fan of don't look up but i thought chalamet in that that part. I just, it was so endearing to me. He just has that sort of like this charm about him that I think is pretty undeniable. This sort of like, I'm like, you know, I'm just into my art and I'm just, you know, I just love what I do.
Starting point is 00:05:40 He has it. Maybe that's the problem. Matt Damon has it. Damon is's the problem matt damon has it damon is just a movie star i believe him in whatever he's doing yeah driver i don't know it is confusing it's a marine that's cool i heard him in an interview too they were like it must have been like kind of easy getting into acting after being a marine he said in a lot of ways acting is tougher than being a marine that's so fucking cool yeah dude you have to wait on set yeah you have to mind yourself for like emotional honesty yeah like inopportune times or not planned times yeah you know they're like hey it's 6 p.m you gotta cry yeah or if you're waiting in the green room
Starting point is 00:06:23 and you're in like hawaii or something and a PA doesn't come to fan you I mean that's that's true and it's hot as hell and you know in a marine you have your platoon what is it like platoon core God country or something is what they say and if you can man and yeah fuck yeah and in acting sometimes you're alone if you're doing a monologue yeah don't have a scene partner. Spalding gray kind of stuff. Spotlight on your eyes. When does the new Batman come out?
Starting point is 00:06:51 Oh, I'm psyched. I'm psyched for that. I don't know. Soon. It's three hours long. Is it really? Mm-hmm. 250.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Bro. Damn. Zoe Kravitz and Robert Pattinson. I got a question. Yeah. This is just hot goss. You know Zoe Kravitz and uh robert pattinson i got a question yeah this is just hot goss you know zoe kravitz and channing tatum are dating now oh for real whoa geez and then grady was like man you know they have the wildest sex and i was like i don't think they bone that much really why do you think she's kind of withholding no i think uh yes maybe but that's not one facial expression right i thought they not emotive at all i i think it's more channing i think if you perform sexuality really well on camera i don't
Starting point is 00:07:32 think you actually like sex that much off of it whoa he lets it all out on set it's for his art yeah that's a that's a hot take no disrespect to Channing I love his work I wish we could call him and figure it out he looks shredded in a couple new movies what else dude you guys been watching the Olympics yeah I have some hot trivia
Starting point is 00:07:57 you guys ready what is the one event in the winter Olympics that the US has not the winter Olympics that the U S has not meddled in? Oh, the, uh,
Starting point is 00:08:09 what's the one where they ski and shoot the gun? Dude. How'd you know that? Biathlon. Really? The biathlon. Really? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Wow. You know how I knew? How? Cause like, when have you ever seen someone practicing the biathlon? Yeah. And you know, so I learned this,
Starting point is 00:08:23 I was on a ski lift with my dad and they always had trivia and that was one of the questions and my dad guessed that too and i'm like but we like guns in america so i was gonna say we've got guns dude yeah what the hell but but they're not big enough guns those are little tiny guns dude yeah yeah they're weird they have like i'm surprised they don't jam more and stuff like that dude same here it's interesting and also i think i've just watched it once or twice and you never even seen american in like the final pool right it's always like finland norway yeah it's the same stretch of like cold weather scandinavian places yeah where they have to cross country ski and probably hunt yeah and like it's also like of course they can focus
Starting point is 00:08:59 on that and win that because they know we're busy with like football yeah totally ball dude the winter olympics is where you go to where like if you were pretty good at a regular summer olympic sport and you're like didn't quite make the team it's like yeah i'm gonna join the development team for skull where you gotta run for a second and then just like hold on for life you know like what athletes incredible balance i'm like i don't know dude if we could bobsled right now like if there was a know, dude. If we could bobsled right now, like if there was a, if they're like, you're going to go bobsled right now, would you do it? Yeah, we have four of us. We have enough for a team.
Starting point is 00:09:31 If there's a dude that we trust steering. I think Chad could steer. Yeah, you got that. I'll steer. Yeah. You don't have to do much after you're done kicking, right? That's what I mean. I don't think so.
Starting point is 00:09:41 You just got to hang in there. Yeah. And don't move. You got to be, I guess that's the hard part is not being scared by the speed and just holding steady. Yeah. It's pretty cool. Aaron, if we were sponsored by In-N-Out, would you still be on our team?
Starting point is 00:09:55 I would. That'd be a sick looking bobsled too. That'd be the best bobsled. Yeah, bro. But I'd just be dropping fries the whole time. To the trash. Aaron with his ritual of tossing out the fries. Yeah, instead of like the dude in Cool Runnings has his lucky egg that he kisses, dude.
Starting point is 00:10:13 You just freaking break a fry. Dust a fry over the ice. Maximus style. Stomp on it. This is bullshit. Speaking about the guns in the biathlon i uh i was doing jujitsu and i'm done it's too hard on my body i'm just gonna do muay thai it's more fun for me but it taught me i got beat up by dudes women kids i got beat up by like the whole range of the world and it made me realize like it made me pro gun i was like because i pro-gun. I was like, because I started having thoughts. I was like, I can't protect my family.
Starting point is 00:10:46 Right. And then I was like, I got to get a gun. Yeah. And I think that's... I have those thoughts all the time. That's probably where most gun owners are coming from, right? They're like, look, I don't know how to fight that well. I don't have time to train.
Starting point is 00:10:57 I'm just going to get a gun and I'll be able to feel safe. Yeah. But I don't need an assault rifle to do that. I mean, I'm not even... Yeah, probably not. AR-15s are to do that. I mean, I'm not even, yeah, probably not. AR-15s are sick, but yeah. Yeah, what kind of, would you get like a sawed-off shotgun? Yeah, those are cool looking.
Starting point is 00:11:13 I know, I think I would get a, yeah, either a 12-gauge, like, full-size shotgun, or I would get like a handgun, like a.40 caliber Glock with like a 17-shot mag. Nice. Just in case I miss. Could also be effective too to just get like, get a roommate. And this, you know, this has a negative externality, but like, or like someone who's like into the devil, like has a really creepy look. Like a dude is maybe six, six, 89 pounds and just sort of does devil magic.
Starting point is 00:11:42 And people will see that. Neighbors will clock that. Maybe has some weird lights. Cause when I'm walking my my dog i think there's like three neighbors of mine that are into devil stuff and dude sunny senses there so if anyone tried to come to your home and there's a dude doing devil shit that's probably a good home defense that sounds good but like doesn't that kind of kill the vibe definitely when someone's not breaking in for sure definitely might affect your sex life definitely might you might get cursed why the sex life I don't know devil stuff could be you know the devil fucks like when in the end of days
Starting point is 00:12:12 Gabriel Byrne so I mean okay so then maybe you might get cucked dude by a by a six six I can't 89 pounds I like watching it in porn but I can't do it in real life yeah or devil dart devil dart oh the and the devil has like a split tongue too so the devil could dart the b-hole and well i just think the devil might be selfish you know you might curse your dong yeah so that he can fuck you know what get a gun can we pretend that who wants do you want to play the devil worshiping roommate yeah for sure i will be your roomies? Yeah. So are we... We're living with him.
Starting point is 00:12:48 Okay. And he worships the devil. Okay. Oh, hey, dude. Sorry. I was just cursing my leftover deviled eggs in the fridge. Don't touch those. They're mine.
Starting point is 00:13:00 I put my name on them. Jason. You're cursing them? Yeah, I curse my food. So what's up guys brother house meeting no dude yeah just impromptu i guess but didn't we have a chat about not doing your uh seances in the living room no i mean it's cool man but yeah we did have a chat about that but i lied to you man because i lie because the the dog told me to do it. Sonny?
Starting point is 00:13:25 Yeah. He told you to lie? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going to do my devil stuff. I'm going to do my devil stuff when I want. I saw that you're having a girl over later, Chad. Yeah, you saw that? That's cool.
Starting point is 00:13:39 Yeah, I foresaw it. So I prayed because I took a little bit of your hair and then I tied it little bit of your hair, and then I tied it up with some rabbit hair, and then some deer antler stuff that I have, and I found out that you're having a date tonight. How did that tell you he's having a date tonight? It's devil magic.
Starting point is 00:13:56 Did you read his text messages again? Yeah. Yeah, I did. I opened your laptop. I found out your password. We told you to stop going on our computers, dude. I'm good at computer stuff. That's what I do. I do i do data entry at kaiser permanente remote people don't like me in office settings well not exactly i don't exactly have an office vibe uh i've been told struttered no my name is jason oh right sorry that's okay i forgive you keep forgetting about the name change dude uh i go by many names well if you
Starting point is 00:14:26 can see that far into the future did she come yes no what she's lying but you should check just check a lot okay wait so how do you know she didn't come? Here's the thing. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing dudes that they knew when their ladies come. Wait, did you watch Chad Have Sex Again? Yes, I did. Yes, I did. We told you to stop watching. I want you to keep trying really good.
Starting point is 00:15:00 I like to watch when you don't know. All right. Well, that's the house meeting. Good stuff. Cool, cool. Great. I'm going to watch the Olympics later if you guys want. Yeah, down.
Starting point is 00:15:10 Yeah, yeah. I think bobsled is on tonight. Oh, great. That's my funnest one. Aaron, did you cum? Did you cream during that? I did. I love making Aaron cream, dude.
Starting point is 00:15:24 Aaron, since we've been talking about making you cream have you like incorporated that into your like sex life you know like i just creamed i mean it's pretty obvious when it happens so yeah nice all dudes are squirters dude that's profound good call dude that's profound. Good call, dude. That's profound. I got nothing. Hell yeah, man. Let's explore that, though. I was like, I think I have something to talk about, but no, it's all... Sounds like you're content.
Starting point is 00:16:00 Yeah, I am content. Isn't that just nice to be that way? Yeah, absolutely. I just had a chicken piccata dude chicken piccata fucking murders every time it's good right is that peas it's like mushrooms and those oh what are they called it's like that mushroom sauce chicken and then what's the like fucking little balls that are kind of like risotto no i don't know what color are they like green those are peas right no you get them no you get them on like on like a bagel with locks oh capers capers that is what it is those are peas right oh dude i forgot what are capers dude
Starting point is 00:16:40 are those dried peas oh yeah dude they're peas i'm on low sleep what speaking of low sleep dude what's going on yeah i've been on low sleep for the past like three weeks you still are you're still executing on an elite level though dude oh yeah i appreciate it i appreciate it yeah i just had a chicken piccata so i'm able to bring it dude fucking sean white didn't get a medal i was watching that that made me sad yeah he's a beast dude five-time olympian three-time gold medalist or something yeah what a run oh six to 2022 dude i remember being a kid and watching wb like superman and batman in the morning on saturdays and they would do like little video uh like profiles in between uh ad breaks and one of them was sean white as like an eight
Starting point is 00:17:27 year old ripping at snowboarding really dude it's so nice and then he went on to be you know the the greatest snowboarder in our country's uh olympic history yeah it's interesting how he's like transitioned because he's like the flying tomato and now he's now he's all clean cut and stuff he looks sharp he looks ready for some vc meetings yeah he looks very sharp absolutely he's all clean cut and stuff. He looks sharp. He looks ready for some VC meetings. Yeah, he looks very sharp. Absolutely. He's going to be inventing some new shit. Yeah. He's going to for sure invent some.
Starting point is 00:17:53 Dude, the way he rotates in the air like that, there's ideas popping in his head, dude. He's mixing things up in there. Yeah. Dude, I've been going back to sex addict meetings. Nice. Nice. And I got 10 days no porn. Whoa, dude. Good stuff good stuff bro let's go
Starting point is 00:18:06 how are you feeling do you have a fire inside your belly are you content i feel really good i feel happier and i feel like it's good doing the i haven't been going to a ton of meetings but i've been calling a lot of brothers yeah and then um and uh just trying to like help them yeah love it because i read that key to spoken he's like it's all about being of service it's all about like helping other people and that gives you lightness yeah and it does because you just like help someone with their day and you're like fuck man I'm a good person right keep booking it yeah I do think it's made my game worse really yeah how so because when I'm watching porn all the time and going on dates all the time I'm just so not invested I'm just like what up yeah but when I have all this
Starting point is 00:18:40 energy I'm like hey how's your day what's? Hey, did you see the sun? Ba-ba-ba-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah. The golden retriever is like fully on the loose. Yeah. I like that, though. I like that style of game, though, because if you meet someone who's into that, they're probably more sort of higher quality, I'd say, than someone who falls for the game you should.
Starting point is 00:19:01 I don't know. Maybe. Okay. I got to agree with chad dude i mean you know game look at someone who has no game and you know i was but lucky enough to i mainly see it as i got hooked up with a lot of my life dude you know just got lucky and um you know the game stuff it's just so much it's so much work and i'm mainly lazy and i hate just trying to be all cool of like what up for sure whatever like cool like this like little dance i hate that dude i'm like bro be a peacock show your but not a peacock in a fake way be jt be that
Starting point is 00:19:41 legend dude who's got energy that we all love yeah lifts weights and gets out there and wants to talk and it's gregarious it's got thoughts and in in maybe you are right maybe people do need to do this dance but i love it if you can be yourself well referencing animals though like animals do play the game though they do they do yeah they do i think it's like a competency test i don't i don't necessarily think of it as like a bad thing i think people think it's like being an authentic but to me it's like you're kind of going through like filters of like uh of like uh people are almost stress testing you to see right to see if you're just gonna like panic and jump at the thing yeah yeah but i think everyone agrees and everyone hates this fake
Starting point is 00:20:21 idea of being unavailable like of like yeah to where it's like guys and girls everyone does it but everyone hates it am i not right like where they're like just fucking respond to a text bro like i think you take you see a text unless you're driving like just i think i think you're right and also it's the sort of thing of like i think there is something to like you know if if you are like super over eager like right off the bat that's a big red flag like oh this dude's desperate but i think there's also something like if you're like too gamey for a while it's like when do you sort of break into the more authentic self and then you know it's like it's like are they gonna fall in love with the gamey kind of like disconnected
Starting point is 00:21:03 guy or then when you become your authentic self. That's the hard part. Yeah. But I don't think it's like a 100% switch. I think you just slowly start getting more comfortable and like filtering yourself in too. Yeah. But it's you the whole time.
Starting point is 00:21:16 I think you're just not like, uh, you're not over-investing. Yeah. You're, you're, you have to like hold the center and be like, look,
Starting point is 00:21:22 I'm good either way. Right. Yeah. Even if you don't feel that way, but you gotta like, you, you're you have to like hold the center and be like look i'm good either way right yeah even if you don't feel that way but you gotta like you you kind of have to feel that way because i think people get so knocked around that they're just like yeah i gotta do this i gotta talk to you i gotta go out with you and then yeah if it comes that way to me i get a little scared yeah i'm like whoa chill chill chill when i go on a first date what i like to do and sort of just kingly of me is first of
Starting point is 00:21:46 all where i'm at i put five four or five dollar bills on the table and i tell the server these are yours don't lose them so just basically do a good job you know it's a power move and then when my date sits down when i meet her for the first time i bring a fleshlight with me and i'm like my dick loves this. So, this doesn't need to work out. Right. You know,
Starting point is 00:22:09 and just put it right there and like, I can put this on my, on my freaking dong and have a nice time. What? But what I'm looking for is a nice personality to hang out with.
Starting point is 00:22:15 No, dude, that's huge. Is it, is it the Riley Reid edition? Oh, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:19 yeah, yeah. The butthole? Yes, the butthole. It's a butthole light. That's what I do. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:22:23 I bring a butthole light. Dude. With me, dude. That's a good move. Yeah, I bring a butthole light. Dude. With me, dude. That's a good move. Yeah, I put it on the table right there. Do you sometimes put it on your hog? Depending how the day... If you feel they're pulling away?
Starting point is 00:22:33 Yeah, yeah. I'll just go ahead and just... Just plug it? Yeah, I already have... I show... The back seat of my midsize SUV seats are already down in the back. In fact, I rent one because I'm gonna get real weird in there. So I don't want to deal with cleanup.
Starting point is 00:22:50 This is my butthole. I'm being weird. You have mastrobes. It's just every time the date, like a slight left turn turn you're just like yeah just tilt it well you know it's like a cap and it's like it's like it's like if they like look away and you're just like unscrew it oh man dude super bowl coming up bro um dude tickets are crazy tickets are like sixteen thousand dollars bro for like the cheap seats
Starting point is 00:23:37 dude you could fly to paris get a suite get a nice bordeaux piece of sourdough bread watch the game and then fly back whoa for going to sit in the nosebleeds dude i got bieber tickets oh nice really dude that's gonna be awesome where you seen him at uh crypto arena nice let's go it's crazy it's the name now dude i've never really spent to a concert for like a legit pop star like i've never seen like britney or like justin timberlake someone at the height yeah i've never seen anyone at that level i guess in concert i saw pink a couple years ago is that i saw a couple years ago i heard she crushes were we at the same show staples yeah back then yeah holy shit we were at the same pink concert dude my date was like making fun of it while it was going on and i was have to stop. Yeah, come on. I'm very emotionally invested. Yeah, she's she like flies around
Starting point is 00:24:29 She got hurt in one of her tours like she was like suspended in the air. She goes crazy She does those like long drapes things that you like roll down and she's going from like 60 feet up to the ground It's so crazy, dude I didn't think I would ever admit this or say this but I do want to go to the machine gun kelly halsey concert i love halsey fun and i think i like mgk is great i like mgk now yeah what uh what was i gonna say about the bieber thing i forget that's fucking sick that you're going dude thanks is he playing with anyone uh yeah he's got people i don't know who it's it's on the i'd have to look it up uh
Starting point is 00:25:07 but yeah just gonna see the beeps that's gonna be amazing bro dude we were just listening to him before the pod he's great i've been watching a lot of his live stuff i like the purpose era more mainly because he was wearing a slim fit pants during that era and now he's rocking the baggy shit and that i just can't abide so nah but i do like intentions a lot that's a good song peaches beautiful song yeah dude what's that one where he's like oh and it's super bad when uh michael cera's singing one of my favorite parts is like oh so the guy who's really into it is on coke he's like he's like he's he's us cry every night for you and then the one guy is super coke day he goes wow wow, wow.
Starting point is 00:25:45 That guy's amazing. Dude, we were talking about that the other night. We were talking about that like two nights ago on comms. Yeah, it's crazy. Dude, his performance
Starting point is 00:25:51 is so amazing. And just the stakes that he sets. You need to sing, dude. My cousin drove out from Arizona. Yeah. It's amazing.
Starting point is 00:25:59 And when they go, dude, they're going to kill that guy. And he's like, I've been dying for a fight. Yeah, it's so funny. That whole party sequence is so good in that movie. Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:28:02 Show. All right. Am I a boring dude hey dudes long time first time here i just got dumped by my girlfriend at the three years she told me she fell out of love with me hearing that was like a tea bag directly to the heart this is my second straight long-term relation to end this way both times i got the you did nothing wrong it's not you it's me speech i get that people fall out of love but i'm worried it might be a trend. One of my ex's friends once called me boring. That stung and it's been in the back of my mind ever since.
Starting point is 00:28:30 I never thought of myself that way. I have numerous hobbies, a good career, and I consider myself an extroverted people's person. I will say I do like a routine, but I've never been someone who's afraid to be impulsive or force or forces that routine on my partners. I'm over these breakups, but I'm trying to improve myself for future relationships my question is are back-to-back relationships ending due to one person falling out of love a trend or a coincidence this is heading towards a trend if it happens again you've got yourself a streak that's like you mean like the rule of comedy if
Starting point is 00:29:01 it's three times it's a pattern yeah or, or in sports. Winning streak is three. Losing streak is three. And, dude, it's, you know, you're in a relationship for a while. People get comfortable. You do get settled in. You might not even know. You know what you got to maybe do? Just make sure you're getting that contact, you know?
Starting point is 00:29:19 I mean, you're doing cooking or something like that. Or, you know, buy a ticket to a show. And I know there was just COVID. Maybe this one he could maybe chalk up to covid i don't know you're around each other maybe that's why so but uh i would say maybe what helps you be a little less boring or at least being in a relationship is just you know a nice smooch sometimes i'll get a dank text from my fiance hey did we smooch today and i'll go oh my gosh no kissing you right when i get home stuff like that little something out of the ordinary here or there. A little surprises.
Starting point is 00:29:47 She left me roses by the stairs just to let me know she cares. Shit like that, dude. Listen to some Blink. Pick up some tips. But don't be hard on yourself, man. There's someone for everyone. There's a lid for every pot.
Starting point is 00:29:58 Yeah. And I wouldn't stake your whole self-esteem on your ex's friend's opinion. For sure. Right. For sure. She could just be For sure. Right. For sure. She could just be being mean. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:30:09 I would, like, do you feel boring to you? If you don't, I think you're good. You know what I mean? I think most people just respond to how you feel about yourself. So if you go into these situations and you're like, I'm a dynamic, interesting, exciting person, I think they'll see that. And everyone does that in their own way yeah yeah i would i don't think you got to get into like bungee jumping or something unless you want to that would be sick yeah not
Starting point is 00:30:35 a bad idea yeah yeah i think uh complacency too maybe that that could be a factor if you like it like you're saying get too comfortable and you just sort of get in a routine and there's you know you're not you're not reigniting the fire you know um maybe just be mindful of that i guess um yeah also cool you dated people for multiple years like multiple times you seem like a good partner yeah i i've never done that i've never dated someone for longer than a year straight so i i'd like some tips from you on how to do that. But I don't know who these girls were. Yeah, everyone's on their own journey and their own experience. And everyone talks about how guys are always worse,
Starting point is 00:31:16 thinking the grass is always greener. Guess what? Sometimes ladies want to go check out that grass over the hill. So it could just be that, dude. Yeah, I'm not sure what this guy's age is but they're in their 20s too 20s are like kind of like everyone's kind of flaky a little bit you know like yeah you know kind of exploring it especially this day and age you know until you get to like your 30s that's when i think people are a little bit more kind of like okay now i need to
Starting point is 00:31:41 like focus up a little bit but especially with like all the you know dating apps all the options out there it's like it's so easy to get in that trap of like you know what else is out there oh all right my psychologist keeps falling asleep what up council been absolutely loving the pod my cousin i have listened to every episode and now my daf and i are watching dank ass fiance are all watching the rom-coms you guys picked on your draft it has created so many intimate amazing moments between us you guys are the best anyways i've been seeing a psychologist for normal anxiety stuff and although he's been helping a ton sometimes he can't seem to stay awake once in a while he's alert especially if
Starting point is 00:32:18 he's doing most of the talking but most of the time i'm talking about typical mental health stuff and he's drifting off he He's never totally fallen asleep. This is the same guy from the last email. I was going to say, what if this is the same guy I did exactly, bro? He is boring. I can't see his eyes drifting as I'm talking to him. It's pretty awkward, and I think he knows I know when it happens. I'm paying insane prices for his help, and obviously he's not giving me his full attention.
Starting point is 00:32:41 It's kind of whack. Anyway, my question to you is is what should I do about it? I'm more of a nice friendly guy, so it makes me uncomfortable to think I would have to say something, especially because it feels like I'm calling out a superior. He's an older guy that you can tell is really experienced, but I will call him out if I need to. Should I do something more passive next time?
Starting point is 00:33:01 Like pull out a coffee for him next sesh? Or should I be serious and angry? Dude, I don't know. I don't think you gotta be angry or poetic. You just gotta go, hey man, are you getting enough sleep? Because you're falling asleep during our sessions and it's making me feel like my problems aren't being heard.
Starting point is 00:33:17 And you know, I'm just not getting out of this thing when I need, I need you to be awake. Yeah. And then I think he'll understand. Yeah. I've learned this about all uh medical professionals go see them before lunch oh apparently after lunch everyone is a little bit off yeah i forgot about the dentist go first thing yeah i've been doing that too
Starting point is 00:33:37 dude i i had a therapist uh when i went to therapy for drinking i was like 23 24 he would fall asleep really he'd get like this huge ass lunch he'd be eating soup and eating pickles while fucking you're doing this yeah but granted i didn't have a lot to talk about you know yeah he's like your parents got divorced i'm like it's crazy right that was like fucking dipping bread in soup yeah he's like this is all about your parents divorce i'm like okay cool do we need to keep doing this because i think i think we covered this in the last five sessions and he's eating soup he's like oh bro eating pickles like no no no no i'm like dude how much how much is my mom paying for this exactly bro and if so dude get me lunch too
Starting point is 00:34:24 yeah okay uh so i just go into sessions every day and be like so my parents got divorced and he's like yeah it's pretty much what's going on i'm like i'm like do i need to keep doing this he's like well we just ripped you open emotionally and now we need to suture you back together and i'm like nah dude and i bailed nice so that's my experience with sleeping therapist obviously you can always switch therapists because that's a thing you need to do sometimes for yourself yeah yeah find the right person for you yeah i think this is grounds for that if he keeps falling asleep for sure and can't be sleeping on the job any job i don't care what it is yeah i wouldn't overthink it too much just just say it to him directly. Long-term follow-up.
Starting point is 00:35:05 Hey, Legends of Stoke, I'm writing this as a follow-up to a question from 2018 or so. I'm the guy who wrote in asking if it was gay to suck your own hog. It was on the first epi I'll do with Brad Fuller, I think. I don't really have a question, but I just wanted you to know that I took JT's advice to heart and lived my life with excessive charisma and bravado. Things are going great. I live somewhere warm, have a beautiful girlfriend, and a great job a great job still though i will never shake the rep of being the guy who can blow himself love you guys nice i don't remember what my advice was but i guess i told him
Starting point is 00:35:33 to suck his own dick i'm glad you did it man good for you hell yeah that's the rep with who though like just people what who are you telling that you can suck your own dick? I tell everyone. Oh, yeah. Maybe he's just writing to a ton of podcasts. That's a good look for you. Dude, are you for real? But this guy, I don't know. No?
Starting point is 00:35:53 I just don't know this guy. Right. But you, for sure. You think me telling everyone I can suck my own dick is a good look for me? Why? Because it means you're pliable, for one. Thanks. Which is very healthy.
Starting point is 00:36:05 I do do yoga. Yeah, right? So if that's certainly a goal. You're practicing self-love, which is legit. Dude, Aaron, thank you. You're welcome. I love you. I love you, too.
Starting point is 00:36:18 Oh. Wow, what a sweet moment. I never thought Aaron would see me as the guy who could suck his own dick and tell the world about it, but that means a lot. Hey guys, love the pod and been with you guys for years. I had an interesting altercation recently where a guy pointed down at my brother on the way out of a bar and laughed to his crew. For reference, my brother is 5'2". I told him not to point at people and he came back with, what are you going to do? I said, I'll tell you you're a dickhead.
Starting point is 00:36:47 And then he turned to his friends as if he'd found the trouble they're looking for. I repeatedly called them pathetic and told them to go home, but they were ready for a fight. Fortunately, a third party interjected, and they went away. My question is, how should I deal with those situations? I'm in decent shape and can put up a fight, but not against four guys, and I'd have been hurt.
Starting point is 00:37:04 I think I'm going to take a few boxing classes for self-defense, decent shape and can put up a fight but not against four guys and i'd have been hurt i think i'm gonna take a cute a few boxing classes for self-defense but should i have just ignored the asshole who needlessly insulted my bro cheers dudes keep up the good work best pot out there i know i thought you handled that fine it's up to you man i'm not gonna tell you to fight people but uh never a bad thing to learn how to exercise and learn some martial arts. And it's good you're standing tall for your brother, dude. No one's going to blame you for that. If you put a scene like that in a movie,
Starting point is 00:37:32 it instantly makes us like the hero. Like in Silver Linings Playbook, when he's like, don't hurt my brother, and then he goes over there and beats the shit out of the guys, you're like, he's a good guy. But you shouldn't fight. It's a bad idea. Yeah, especially a bar fight.
Starting point is 00:37:44 You never know. Some people are schmoles, dude. Those guys are just sch's a bad idea. Yeah. Especially a bar fight. You never know. Some people are smalls, dude. Those guys are just smalls, man. Yeah. That are doing that. It's not chill.
Starting point is 00:37:52 Yeah. It's not cool to pick on someone for something they can't change. Yeah. Even for something that can change, but especially something they can't. Yeah. And plus those guys are probably just wildly unhappy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:02 It's never about like that. Exactly. Whenever someone's like yeah being a fucking asshole or cranky it's all it's always something with them i'd say totally he should have been like dude did your parents just get divorced dude yeah right yeah and look dude you want to kick it with your bro you know what i mean you want to be there for your bro so you go there and you do box and you do beat that guy's ass. Then you could get Nick Cage con-aired and have to go to jail.
Starting point is 00:38:29 And then you can't kick it with your bro as much. So think about the long term, you know? And who are you fighting? You're fighting to let off that quick steam and get that emotion out and feel justified. And yeah. But the long term, care about your brother. Look at your brother and say, fuck that guy, man. Guy's a dick dickhead let's just go to the next spot we're chilling let's go crush him in and out yeah one time ross was beating me up and my brother helped get ross off me
Starting point is 00:38:52 and then another time when that jack dude in newport was going to beat us up after that little scrap outside of the saloon my brother was circling him while he was circling me and he told me he was going to wait for the guy to beat me up and then he was going to jump on his neck he would have beat the shit out of both of us i remember i in boarding school someone said something to my brother my older brother and i was like i was like i was like hey don't say that to my brother i'm like fuck you i was like five foot tall and my brother afterward he's like don't defend me. I won't say their names, but my friends, we were at a pizza place and it was after like an event and there was just hundreds of people in there. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:31 And these two guys started talking shit to my buddy and they were just like fucking bitch, like blah, blah, blah. And then his older brother's a fucking house and aggressive. And he just, and I've done the same thing when this guy's had my back. He went up to him and just fucking put his chest into their face and was like what like say something now and both guys back down and then his little brother was behind me goes say it to the big guy say it to the big guy that's amazing dying laughing that's amazing that's like and she's all that when freddie prince jr makes him hoover the pizza. And then Kiernan McCulkin's like, yeah, hoover it. Hoover it.
Starting point is 00:40:06 I never heard that phrase. Neither did I. I didn't even know. I didn't have pubes when I saw that movie. So I didn't even know where those hairs were coming from. Yeah, the Shermanator pubes. Yeah. I was like, what?
Starting point is 00:40:15 Oh, it was the Shermanator. Yeah. Good guy. The Shermanator. All right, dude, you ready? Chad, who's your B for the week? My B for the week is Coke Zero. Whoa, dude.
Starting point is 00:40:27 I think it's whack. I just drank one on the way in here, man. Yeah, and my question. I just said I love you. I know, and I love you too, but my question is why? Why Coke Zero? Because I was in Sun Valley with my dad, and after we went skiing, he's like, let's go get a soda. He's like like let's go get a soda so you know
Starting point is 00:40:47 he's like let's go get diet coke i got diet coke he opted for coke zero and i'm always like why is coke why does coke zero exist diet coke is coke zero not diet coke it's not and it's no it's not diet coke is better and it just when people when people have the option you know when people get diet soda and they bring coke zero instead of diet coke i get very upset i'm like why is coke zero a thing it's not necessary diet coke tastes better and coke zero is sorry aaron but it's bullshit in my opinion and i don't know what they put in there i don't know why it tastes different but it tastes like ass and i think it's every time i see it on a fountain thing i'm like that's stupid coke you're stupid when did it get when did coke zero get invented like 2000 or
Starting point is 00:41:40 something oh so it's been around a while yeah yeah's always pissed me off it's just been rebranded and they changed the formula a little bit so why do you like Coke Zero? because I think it's tastes more like regular Coke without all the sugar of course without the 39 grams
Starting point is 00:41:56 or whatever's in there and it tastes better than Diet Coke to me whoa but that's to me to my how much sugar's in Diet Coke? none zero in yeah but that's to me to my how much how much sugar is in diet coke none is it not zero and yeah but there's fake sugar yeah there's fake sugar aspartame
Starting point is 00:42:10 aspartame is for sure yeah basically was invented for diet coke is there aspartame in coke zero i believe so yeah i believe it it's that and a combination of other sweeteners so did they make coke zero just to have a different tasting diet soda? Yeah. There's a Zero on all the Dr. Peppers now too. There's a fucking revolution going on over there. You should check that out. I'm checking it out. Seriously. They do the Dr. Pepper and
Starting point is 00:42:38 Cream Soda. It's both? They have a Zero Cream? Yeah, it's great. Cream Zero? Did that make zero cream? Yeah, it's great. Cream zero? Cream zero. Did that make you cream? It did.
Starting point is 00:42:48 Let's go. With zero cream in this soda, there's plenty of room for me. You know what I'm saying? My dog. Dude, dads love cream soda. Did you start liking cream soda when you were a dad? No. The only person I ever know to have cream soda is our dads.
Starting point is 00:43:00 Well, yeah, but that's not something I get on its own. It's really good in combination with Dr. Pepper. I was like if it's like dad's strength like you get that extra strength and then that it could be you didn't drink ibc cream i'd have root beer i remember i like the way you said root beer yeah dude because i was like beer and i'm with my dad i'm like having a beer it comes in a bottle you like what about boys it's cool what about a little extra beef on the beef root beer floats dank not that good sundaes and brownie sundaes and banana splits always better dude you know i think i'm with you on that i wasn't thinking yeah i wasn't living in a world where those exist i mean if it's your option if you go over to someone's house and like hey you want to repair float yeah but take it but if they're like but do you want these other ice cream treats i'm like those are all better options hell
Starting point is 00:43:48 yeah hell yeah i mean even the lowest of the ice cream tier is still a top dog i haven't had a root beer float in ages it's a kid thing right you're like eight and your dad's like hey have you heard of these things root beer floats and you're like nah but let's go get one now it sounds really good right now coke floats not bad dude yeah not bad yeah uh zero float probably not good i'll go with i'll go with you on that nice dude but a diet coke float would also be really terrible that sounds ill yeah you gotta go real diet coke zero float sounds better it's also it's also like a diet coke float that's horrendous who would do that you put it over and have like a soda float you're like yeah and then they pour diet coke over it or pepsi you're like what the
Starting point is 00:44:30 fuck are you doing over there zero sugar yeah dude yeah you gotta understand you're having a treat yeah go with the full don't half-ass it yeah what's your chickpea of the week my chickpea of the week my hummus of the week uh it's with this umpire so i'm pitching i'm pitching really well and we're playing this team we're we're in a division lower than we should be so we're kind of dominating i i feel like i'm peaking in a way that i shouldn't be in game one or two of the season but whatever anyway i'm pitching really well uh it's about the third inning and i throw a ball that curves to the outside of the plate. This guy steps in front of the plate and hits it, hits it well. And so I'm a little upset
Starting point is 00:45:13 about that, but I am a, I am like legitimately, is that legal for him to step in front of the plate and hit the ball? So I asked the umpire, is he allowed to do that and he says something to the effect of i'm not looking at that or i'm not calling that and i was just like well you should yeah exactly you should at least be looking at it i don't do that part of my job and then i just turn around and walk away because i'm like i'm just mad and it's fine. He keeps going about how like, about how everyone in every league does it. I'm just like, that's not relevant. It's either a rule or not a rule.
Starting point is 00:45:56 And then like 30 seconds later, I've like pitched again. I've like thrown to the next hitter. And then he says, well, it's actually legal. And I'm just like, well, you should have led with that. Yeah, exactly. It was. And I'm just like, well, you should have led with that. Yeah, exactly. It was pretty, I was just mad. And then there was a play later that same inning where it was a ball hit right back to me.
Starting point is 00:46:17 I was so mad, so I fucking just turned and hucked it to second. Too low. Our shortstop caught it, thankfully. Nice. Tried to turn the double play, but he almost crashed into the runner. Now, in our league, if you don't slide or get out of the way, as the base runner, it's an automatic double play. He did not call that.
Starting point is 00:46:36 So I turn and I say, hey, what about that call? He's walking away. Nothing. So, you know, I let it go after that because i'm just like i already know if you argue with the umpire a i'm the manager so i'm allowed to ask questions or get rule changes and no one else really should i'm the guy in charge but at the same time i know anytime you argue with an umpire especially if you get fucking heated like i did and instantly like that,
Starting point is 00:47:05 you're not getting any bonus calls. Hell no. You're not catching any breaks. But yeah, it's just like, he should be a little bit better than that, but I was kind of shitty too. Dude, sometimes you gotta let a motherfucker know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:47:18 That they're not umping. I feel like we've been called on it, so right or wrong. So I'm just like, hey. I think you probably should have beat his ass. I think we gave advice earlier. We don't like to condone violence here, but I think you probably should have just beat that bum's ass.
Starting point is 00:47:34 No, I mean, I probably could have, but... You definitely could have. Grab the face mask and slap it. Oh, that's like they're not wearing face masks. They're not wearing face masks? It's a little bit softball what you got to do is you got to buy a face mask and then bring it and then put it on his head and then do yeah hey got this just thinking about you just really want you to be safe
Starting point is 00:47:53 yeah here put that on try it on how's it fit just bring a spinner hat say hey check this out put it on his head spin it yeah yeah slap the little thing yeah someone called me a dork that would that would get me deep dude you know what you should do take or take his favorite moment from him because you know his favorite moment is to yell play ball right when he's like go play ball real quick cut him off strider what's your beef of the week my beef of the week is, and since, you know, when we made the chickpea thing, and I may have said this before,
Starting point is 00:48:28 that I didn't invent this joke, which I think our buddy Reggie invented this joke, who's a genius, but it might be a street joke that's pretty old. And maybe you've heard it before and maybe you know the answer.
Starting point is 00:48:38 So I'm going to tell it and my beef is just that I wish I would have been this much of a genius to think of this. You know how peanut butter, like you mash up peanuts and it becomes peanut butter? Or like, and basically,
Starting point is 00:48:49 and it's still called peanut butter, but when you mash up a chickpea, it's called hummus. And do you know what the main difference between chickpea and a garbanzo bean is? Excuse me, like when you mash up a garbanzo bean. So the main difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean, do you know what it is? No. I don't pay someone to garbanzo bean it's excuse me like when you mash up a garbanzo bean so the main difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean do you know what it is no i don't pay someone to garbanzo bean on my
Starting point is 00:49:08 face dude my beef of the week is with the fuck my dog i was holding that sorry i didn't see that dude i thought you were looking at your phone my beef is not seeing that sooner dude uh my beef of the week is with the dude. It's not even a beef. It's just like interesting. But I was at an open mic and a guy there was talking about to make money. He does medical testing. He has them. He tries new pills,
Starting point is 00:49:33 like brain pills. Yeah. It was crazy, man. He looked like a buff kind of grunge rocker guy. And he was like, he was like, yeah,
Starting point is 00:49:42 I get like 15 G to try out new experimental drugs. And he said, when he first started, he had two rules like 15G to try out new experimental drugs. And he said when he first started, he had two rules. No spinal taps and no first round of human testing. He wanted it to be something that had gone through at least one round of that. But he's like, but they pay so much money now, I'm doing it. He's doing spinal taps and shit? He's done like four spinal taps.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Of course, dude. Oh, man. No, dude, no. And they pay crazy money. Of course. It's insane money. But he's taking like Alzheimer meds. He probably has to live there for like a month too. He says he's like in and out for like,
Starting point is 00:50:10 he's there for like four days and then you get to come back in like a month. And you just got to adhere to certain. He doesn't want to get vaxxed though, right? No kidding. But yeah, it was just crazy. I was like, I guess, yeah, my beef of the week is like, isn't there a better way for us to do this?
Starting point is 00:50:24 In a double standard of, oh, someone can't use their body to make money one way, but yet you're allowing them because the industry has so much power to use their body to make money that way. Yeah. You know, and. It's just crazy. It was really interesting. But I was also like, you know, we were all like, damn, bro. Come on, man. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:42 But it's tough. Yeah. Yeah. He's making some jank but yeah i was like damn this is since it's pretty dystopian yeah exactly it felt like a chuck palunniuk book chad who's your babe of the week uh my babe of the week is uh my dank ass gf bro let's go dude i got a new lady friend she's awesome uh yeah we met we met on new year's and uh yeah it's been crazy i've never like met someone had such like an instant sort of like
Starting point is 00:51:12 connection with which was like on our like first date we were sort of like we're like so similar in like every way like uh where we were just sort of like, it was just pretty like, uh, instant. We're just like, what the hell is going on here? Like, like, I don't know. She's just the best. She's like, she's like super ambitious. She's really like, she has this endearing goofiness too. Um, really smart. She's spiritual, which I like. Um, what else? I mean, she's like, she's hilarious. She's super smart smart she's into fashion she's a stylist which i love i love like fashion all that kind of stuff so i'm getting tips from her on style and um and we were just like every like everything we talked about we're just like
Starting point is 00:51:57 it's sort of like are we like the same person like what the hell's going on and then like she asked me she's like um this was huge on our first date she's like if you could have one meal for the rest of your life what would it be i was like probably like steak and she's like that's what i would have and i was like no fucking way let's go dude that was like a sign from the universe i was like this is special um and dude her in and out order like really was really fired up. Are you guys ready for this? She goes, protein-style double-double with peppers on it, animal-style fries, well done, a milkshake, chocolate and strawberry. She was giving that order, and I was like, whoa. A lot of specificity.
Starting point is 00:52:43 Dude, yeah, it fired me up. I just looked at her i was like that was the most epic order i've ever heard um yeah it's like these little things that just like fire me up um and uh yeah no it's been very like it's been like really uh like profound it's like the way i've kind of described it i love that man nice dude you're both great people you're both lucky so yeah good for you on top of that she's a massive babe oh nice yeah but you know what i like i like the other stuff came first it's nice yeah no it's like it's like she's like she's like gorgeous but like you know we like connected on like so many different things and it's like it was such like an instant kind of like connection where you're just like this is
Starting point is 00:53:23 like it's like it was like crazy i've never experienced anything like it so uh yeah i'm just really fired up on it that's awesome man and her name's kennedy too which i love it's not an awesome name it's kennedy i told my dad's fiance that she goes that's a cool name that's inspiring president in history yeah every modern politician got into it because of him. Yeah, yeah. So I just wanted to give her a shout out. She's awesome. And I'm really stoked on her. Hell yeah. I could go on for days, but I don't know.
Starting point is 00:53:54 Patreon. I get kind of shy on the pod about it. I'm a little nervous right now. It's nice. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. I love it. Yeah, and I'll just do one more thing.
Starting point is 00:54:04 And I've never been with someone, too, where it's like, no matter what we it but yeah and i'll just do one more thing and i've never been with someone too where it's like no matter what we're doing we have a blast you know it's like sometimes when you go on dates and stuff you're like oh how am i gonna like entertain how am i gonna like continue the conversation we don't have any of that kind of stress it's like as long as we're like together we're gonna have fun which is like uh that's all you want it's a yeah it's it's it's like no matter what we're doing um yeah you're being yourself yeah and she lives in the oc which i love too we just go on the beach and have coffee it's nice that's nice bro that's so dang good bro yeah let's go she's carrying coffees the other day
Starting point is 00:54:37 that's like the cutest thing i've ever seen dude it is cute you see your you see your freaking dank ass gf doing something normal and you're like that looks cute dude yeah yeah. Yeah, yeah. Even like I'll see my dank fiance brushing her teeth or just picking up the dog. I'm like, that's fucking cute, dude. Yeah. And your Call of Duty character that you're playing with looks exactly like your fiance. Really?
Starting point is 00:54:56 I was playing with him the other day, and I looked at his character. I was like, did you notice your character looks just like your dank fiance? And I was like, dude, I didn't know. I was like, I bought this skin. know. I just like, I was like, I bought this skin. It looks sick.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Yeah. And then they're like, yeah. And Brooke said it too. He's like, yeah, it looks just like your fiance, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:10 I'm like, you're right. So funny. You got to show it to him. Like, Hey, when I'm killing people, I'm going to do it on Valentine's day.
Starting point is 00:55:15 I'm going to do that. I'm going to show her my cod skin to be like, sorry, my Katie's not better. Did you make Valentine's day plans? Yeah. We're going to cook in my place. Oh,
Starting point is 00:55:24 Megan steak. That's what I was going to say. Yeah. She's making steak? Yeah, we're going to cook at my place. Making steak? That's what I was going to say. Yeah, she's making steak. Nice. Yeah, candy. She's so hot. Hell yeah, dude.
Starting point is 00:55:33 Sorry, dude. I've been like a cheesy mother. But that's how I feel. No, you've been hilarious. Yeah, you've been tired. I've never seen you tired before. I've been so tired. Usually I'm like, I didn't get enough sleep. But now I'm tired all the time, but not mad about it at all and you've been
Starting point is 00:55:47 giggling a lot and i'll be like how you doing and you go i'm romeo that's amazing dude that's gonna be your phrase for getting after it for the week dude yeah dude yeah oh dude good call if you don't do it i'm doing doing it, dude. Yeah. Yeah, no, I call my mom. I'm like, Mom, I'm smitten. That's my ass, dude. All right, I'll get off it. Aaron, who's your baby of the week? My baby of the week is the TV show Dark Side of the Ring.
Starting point is 00:56:16 It's a wrestling show on Hulu. It's on Hulu now, but it's produced by the folks at Vice Canada. It's just, I already knew it was an insane world. And it just, it never ceases to be more insane. And they have like two-parter episodes like about Chris Benoit, which is really sad, obviously. Yeah. And flying Brian Pillman, like tragic kind of figures.
Starting point is 00:56:44 But there's also like just the crazy controversies. The Montreal Screwjob is one of the episodes. I'm a big Bret Hart guy. So that's obviously awesome for me. And just wrestlers you didn't know about, you know, in the 80s and 90s and the weird shit people were getting into. And then there's some crazy hardcore stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:02 It's a TV show. I did the Montreal Screwdrop 2 I think Radio Lab did it or something like that yeah it's such an interesting story there is an angle at the end
Starting point is 00:57:11 not to spoil the episode but people there are people in the industry who think it was a shoot fake yeah that makes sense
Starting point is 00:57:17 but I don't think so because it's interpromotional like I read Bret Hart's autobiography and he had legit beef about it for he socked vince mcmahon right yeah yeah he walked straight backstage and socked him
Starting point is 00:57:30 punched him in the face spit in his eye and then punched his punch him in the face the hitman heart he didn't have those hitman sunglasses on either to block it he put him on some kid some kid yeah we walked out there never never was me i was this close to high-fiving him after a match once oh but he missed me that's awesome yeah um my babe of the week is joe montana calling his wife during football games did i send you guys this clip no yeah dude it's so cute so you know they got the phones on the sidelines but it's like to talk to like the oc up in the booth he would pick it up and he's like do these things dial out so he hit nine and then just called his wife and he's in the middle of a game.
Starting point is 00:58:06 And she's like, it's so cute hearing them recap it too. And she's like, honey, what are you doing? He's like, the phones work. I just called to say, I love you. And then she's like, I love you too. Go play. But she's like giddy. And then they hang up and he's so cute, like reminiscing on it like 30 years later.
Starting point is 00:58:20 And so his reputation is Joe Cool, right? Like he was never flustered. Like at the Superbowl, they were down. He came into the huddle. He's like, hey, is that John Candy over there? Like just pointing out celebrities in the crowd. And his teammates were always like, damn, dude, he's so present even in these high stress moments.
Starting point is 00:58:33 But I love that he was, it just seems like he had fun with all of it. And it was really adorable to see him. That's awesome. Giving his wife a little love during the game. They're still married. Yeah. Who's your baby? Dude, my little big Scott, me and my dang guy's fiancee dude um it's her birthday coming up dude happy birthday i love you you're the best can't
Starting point is 00:58:50 wait to celebrate v times day and her birthday back to back dude so celebrate us celebrate her just fired up nice who's your ledge my ledge is um uh mount baldy uh in sun valley i did my annual trek up mount baldy but i did solo this time usually i do with my brothers which is like where you know you skin up the mountain you get these skis and you have like a skin on them so it's like you can basically ski up the mountain it's about it takes about two hours three thousand feet roughly and uh you know you get up before the lift starts so you got you get out there at like 5 a.m it's cold as fuck but and it's a pretty brutal like you know two hours of just going uphill but it's the most when you get up there it's the most satisfying feeling like the high from it is like i you know i don't know if i've ever getting to
Starting point is 00:59:43 the top of that mountain i don't know if there's anything that feels better than that. It's so primal and stuff. So I want to give a shout out to Mount Baldy and just shredding it up with my dad over the past few days. Yeah, it was epic. I'm a beach guy through and through, but a good dose of mountains here and there
Starting point is 01:00:03 can never go wrong with that nice aaron he's your legend of the week my legend of the week is amy schneider the jeopardy champion who just uh just finished her run oh yeah episodes 30 crunched yeah just amazing i mean fucking winning that much winning that often and she won it's not like she just win by the skin of her teeth it was like she dominated people yeah she'd have thirty thousand dollars and they have like twelve hundred it was and it was every episode was like that knowledge and then when she lost i mean it was just the guy the guy hit the daily double late in the lat in the second round and he bet it all, and he got it.
Starting point is 01:00:47 And then, you know, he got the final, and she didn't, and that was a wrap. I mean, it was... Boom. And there hasn't been a champion that's lasted more than a day, I think, since. But, yeah, she won like a million-something dollars. That's rad. The second longest streak ever,
Starting point is 01:00:58 and Ken Jennings is still at like 70. Dude, he's a beast. Yeah, yeah. So she's a legend. Who's your legend of the week? Dude, my legend of the week's gotta be again our boy ryan from sama sama dude went up there with a dank fiance he hooks it up he makes the place feel like home up in santa barbara dude if you're ever there just check it out it's sick as hell so ryan's a beast dude he does jujitsu he fucking fishes dude he's telling me all these things i I'm like, this guy's the man, dude.
Starting point is 01:01:25 What a legend. Dude, it's almost one of the best restaurants in the country. It's my favorite place to go. Big ups to Brooks for the initial wreck. Great call, Brooks. Yep. So two SB chillers, dude. Ryan and Brooks.
Starting point is 01:01:35 So freaking fired up. Chat, what's your quote? Oh, no, wait. I got to do my legend real quick. Sorry. My legend week is Ross, my buddy Ross. I talk about him a lot. He was just like, yo, let's go visit your dad. And then so I was like, yeah, I got to do my legend real quick. Sorry. My legend week is Ross, my buddy Ross, I talk about him a lot. He was just like, yo, let's go visit your dad. And then, so I was like,
Starting point is 01:01:47 yeah, cool. So we booked a trip at the end of March to go see my dad. That's great. It's really nice. I really appreciate it. It got me really fired up. That's awesome. And I texted my dad, I was like, yo, we're coming out on this date. And he just said, okay. And then I said, get excited. And then three hours later he said, I am. He's running game on you, dude. Dude, he's got good game. Dude, my dad's got killer game. Like with dudes.
Starting point is 01:02:10 Dude, that's another thing I've been doing. This will be my other legend of the week. I'm trying to, so I'm doing this excited thing. I'm trying to date less. I've been trying to set up more mandates. Hell yeah. Like I went out with Fahim Anwar on Saturday. We DM'd sometimes.
Starting point is 01:02:22 Yeah. I was just like, yo, he gave me a tag for a joke and it worked really well i was like hey thanks for the tag man i was like you know what we've never hung out dude i was like do you want to go get lunch he's like yeah i'm down and then i was like i'll come to your part of town and we went to lay pain quotidian oh yeah the daily bread and then we just fucking had a nice conversation he was great that's awesome but i'm trying to set like one of those up a week just like a mandate just to get to know someone. Chad, what's your quote of the week?
Starting point is 01:02:49 My quote of the week comes from John Muir. The mountains are calling and I must go. I love that, dude. I fucking love that, dude. I think my, I think my quote of the week goes back to my, my beef and me just giving it
Starting point is 01:03:07 back, giving the business back to Zompire. Nice. And just being like, yeah, you should have led with that. Nice. As if to say, fucking asshole. Nice. I love that. That's so sick.
Starting point is 01:03:19 Mine is a, it's from the beginning of the new, it's relatively new, the new Patriots book by Seth Wickersham that I'm reading about Brady. And it's Bruce Springsteen, dude. And he said, more than rich, more than famous, more than happy. I want it to be great. Oh, did you do your quote of the week yet? Not yet. My bad, dog.
Starting point is 01:03:36 No, no, dude, don't worry. I didn't have one ready. So I literally Googled dank quotes and it came from John Milton. He said, I have hung my dank and dropping weeds to the stern god of sea. Hell yeah, dude. John Milton, dude.
Starting point is 01:03:50 Who's John Milton? The guy who wrote Paradise Lost? Don't know. Let's see here. Chet, what's your phrase that we're forgetting after it? I'm Romeo, dog. Let's go.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Let's go, smart. Aaron, what's yours? Dude, I would have taken that. My phrase of the week is... Yeah, he wrote Paradise Lost. Let's go, Smart. Aaron, it's yours. Dude, I was thinking that. My phrase of the week is... Yeah, he wrote Paradise Lost. Let's go, bro. Come on, dude. My phrase of the week is Chad's Romeo, dog.
Starting point is 01:04:12 Nice, dude. Let's fucking go, dude. Dude, thanks, man. Are you for real right now? Yeah. Strider. Are you ready for some football? Are you pumped for the Super Bowl?
Starting point is 01:04:23 Very pumped. Are you excited, dude? Dude, I for the super bowl very pumped are you excited dude dude i love it dude who do you want to win i want you know what dude we're in la so i want to say rams but literally i want a good game but i kind of want the bangles i love there's no fans in la i love joe cool baby i know i know um he's so cool my phrase of the week for getting after it is a little kidis quote from his book he says i got one foot in the grave, one foot on the banana peel. Hell yeah, baby. You're like,
Starting point is 01:04:47 yeah, this guy's cool. All right, guys. Good stuff. Almost 230. 236. You solid? Flying, dude. Daddy's crew's not to work.
Starting point is 01:04:57 Thank you guys for keeping it nice and tight. Appreciate my bros, dude. That felt good. Yeah, it felt pretty good. Hell yeah. All right. Later, dudes. Guys, guys, guys. Guys, guys, guys. I know, I know. Joe, what's your club? Chad, what is your beef of the week? Aaron, who's your beef of the week? Strider, what is your beef of the week?
Starting point is 01:06:08 Joe, what's your club? Chad, what is your beef of the week? Aaron, who's your beef of the week? Strider, what is your beef of the week? Joe, what's your club of the week? Chad, what is your beef of the week? Aaron, who's your beef of the week? Strider, what is your beef of the week? Aaron, who's your beef of the week? Stryker, who's your beef of the week?
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