Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 227 - Strider Wilson and Chris Parr Join (Fast Food Draft)

Episode Date: February 23, 2022

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You know the famous scene in the first Jurassic Park with the raptors in the kitchen? So good. But it's you coming in to teedart everybody. Oh, dude, that's so good. And I'm into the mirror and I'm like, and I hit myself in the mirror. You're teedarting Jeff Goldblum. Oh, oh, oh, nature found a way.

Go faster. Go faster. And we're here with the, let's see, the matrimonial master, Chris Parr. What up? What's up? Legend, dude, what up? So we all come together for a very specific reason. Yes.

We draft. We draft. And, you know, we came in as film fans and we were were doing all movies, and then we pivoted to video games. Today is our biggest pivot to date. We're drafting our top four fast food restaurants. Heading into the culinary arts. This is big. Big time.

This is big. Art is based on taste. This draft is entirely based on straight up taste perhaps that's true that's true yeah you know what that is true is there other factors there might be service there might be you know ambience yeah yeah convenience memories oh memories is huge memories and dude i i wonder too because you always wonder like, I think, I'm a guess. I'd say this one might be the most specific to each person. Oh.

Oh. That's true because food taste. Yeah. Right? I hear what you're saying. Yeah. Because movies, I think movies, you say Gladiator, you say Braveheart, everyone's on board. For sure.

Actors, actresses, everyone's on board. Video games. That was probably a little bit more specific i think this one is the most i'm gonna say i think you're right yeah video games are very age specific too yeah but this one is like really what do you like to eat yeah straight up what do you like to eat your how does it make you poop that's crisp great for the for the other end. That's a good factor. I never save anything for the swim back. It's one of the most important things. Gattaca, dude. It's totally the most important.

And I've been burnt by a few places, bro. Oh, with your tum-tum, dude? With your tum-tum, bro? You gotta do a 23 and me on that shit, dude. Exactly, dude. You gotta find out. Just on the king of substitution. I'll get the number one, know this, know that. Number one, but kind of a number two.

Did you always have a sensitive stomach? No, I think it like the more I got older. But you know what? I really figured out two things. Cold brew coffee. And then after that going like IPAs, doing that to myself really drilled me. Yeah, I always wonder about that because ipas fuck me up yeah you can't have more than two in a night if you have more than two ipas in a night

when that's the thing that hit hard they're like seven eight percent so you're fine but it's like yeah bro you have more than one or two in a night you are fucking hurting the next day so you just switch to another beverage yeah you gotta step it up like go back to like a bud light go to a fucking what up dude smash bro something nice that's a dude chris genius called it how does it come out i'd say the goal for this one is not to make aaron cream because we all know where he stands that is true yeah aaron yeah if you don't cream i'm not gonna take offense yeah he's in and out i mean look bro i mean we I think we all know what everyone's first pick is. You all know what the first pick is. Yeah.

Maybe not. Maybe not. Yeah, okay. It could be a curveball. I'd be happy with In-N-Out being my number one pick. I don't know if I had number one overall. We'll see where that lands. It might go in another direction.

I don't think it'll be a big surprise. All right, well, let's find out. Let's do the odds or evens. And then real quick, just the parameters. Two fast food places. You have to have at least two fast food places that have a drive-thru and late hours. And then the late hours thing is a little more flexible. And then you can have up to two fast casual places.

Great call. Which don't include traditionally a drive-thru. And we're going like national chain stuff. So when I'm looking at the comment threads, which I do, I don't want to don't include a traditionally drive-thru and we're going like national chain stuff so when i'm looking at the comment threads which i do i don't want to hear any oh dude but there's this place around me there's like three of them i get it there's dank three places around us too bro it's got to be we're going multiple states i mean it could be regional like this you know i don't know it's only really in the southwest american southwest but you know it's got to be real. They're in Utah now. They're over in Utah now?

They got one in Salt Lake City. Utah, Texas. Okay, well, there we go. More than qualified. The takeover. But everyone knows In-N-Out. Yes. It's sort of like White Castle.

Everyone knows White Castle. I've never eaten White Castle, but everyone knows White Castle. Yes. It's got a movie based on it. Every celebrity's got a DUI going In-N-Out. Right. Exactly, bro. It a movie based on it. Every celebrity's got a DUI going in and out. Right. Exactly, bro. It has a long cultural history.

All right. We do one or two. I always forget this shit. One or two. On three. One, two, three. Okay, so... Shoot again, shoot again.

One, two, three. Shoot it. Chris' fourth pick. That's hard. Bro, bro bro but then you have to get the very last pick no because yeah i'm fucked the last thing on the way out of the house was i just can't get fourth one two three one two three okay third pick I need the first pick bro

Rochambeau rock paper scissors shoot or just rock paper scissors rock paper scissors shoot okay who's calling it the cream master Aaron okay cream master okay whoa

I wasn't ready he was chilling dude Aaron okay cream master okay whoa bro bro he wasn't ready he was chilling dude he was he was setting levels he's already he's already playing with

he's already he's already messing with our hands Aaron doesn't have a mic right now Aaron doesn't have a mic so he might need to we'll just do it so like one of you guys should call

it's way easier I totally I'm like looking over here I'm sorry I still want to make Aaron cream alright rock paper scissors I totally I'm like looking over here I'm sorry I still want to make Aaron Kareem alright rock paper

scissors shoot rock paper scissors shoot rock paper

scissors shoot my eyes you gotta stick with scissors baby fuck I literally don't know what my number two pick is yeah I gotta look at my list

one two three everyone listening to that part should be like oh with their headphones like bro I'm at the gym sorry guys it was three straight double scissors and Strider went paper and lost the scissors it was pretty amazing

dude I'm gonna fuck up my list right out of the gate okay good good yeah good dude good what else all of our lists are kind of so would you have taken well i'll let you go first yeah my number one pick go baby you guys know it you love it everyone knows that they love it in and out burger let's go my number one pick. It's great. Simple menu. Amazing burgers. It's the best. I like the fries. I like to get them well done. Animal style.

I don't really venture into animal style, but I respect it. I respect they have a secret menu. That's a really cool addition. Yeah. Their milkshakes are perfect. They have lemonade. The best milkshakes. Yep.

Great aesthetics. I mean, we based our podcast logo off of their logo. Yeah. We stole that shit. And good logo. We stole that shit. And good colors. We stole that shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's go, dude.

They have palm trees in their logo. Huge. And good t-shirts. Good burgers. Good cheeseburgers. They have protein style. Need I say more? They have the secret menu.

Yep. It's privately owned still privately owned uh it's mentioned in the big lebowski even though they really don't capture the right cups or anything like that in it which i noticed but that's fine yeah you can never go wrong i think the way the burger fits into your mouth the way the bread slides into your mouth i've never had a burger that was so form fit for the anatomy of a human being. Yes. Yeah. I agree with that. Okay.

Oh, the four by four will shut you down. You can do as many patties as you want. That's what's kind of fun is because there was like that, you know, I'm sure everybody's gone through this where in high school, dudes are seeing how big they can go. Oh, for sure. Yeah. It's like, dude, I saw this guy and went fucking went fucking seven and bro came in two and then he had to put it together it was crazy it's honestly how you meet guys you're like yeah dude you're like

deckland bro yeah he houses eight by eight so he's sick dude you know he got six tackles last game but he housed an eight by eight yeah and and this is huge i think they they give their employees an arm workout with the potatoes so every time you're in the drive-thru you see someone just cutting the potatoes and you're like nice dude he's getting ripped you know what more about it now we're not even done yet if you're a young stoker listening and you're like you don't know what to do with your life go work at in and out they truly set you up and they hire from within and if you manage one of those stores you make like six figures dude like you're basically like a fucking electrician or something like you're healthcare too yeah yeah

you get healthcare like literally if you're working the drive-thru saying do you want fries with that which people shame on jobs in this country which they shouldn't fucking you're a beast making great money dude so i like that about them they have little christian messages on their cups maybe you know people like it it's a nice touch it is a nice touch it's kind of cool and it's sweet it's nothing bad it's not like you know and that's what i like about it now too is like you grow up and you discover more about it as you grow up like i didn't know about the secret menu i didn't know about four by fours i didn't know about the christian iconography until i was in like high school and like it's just like the world just expanded and i was like whoa there's

all this different you know animal style all this different stuff you can do that i don't know it's just a lot of fun and you know what everyone's had this problem at a fast food place you fucking can't understand the radio is messed up there's always like something gets lost in translation over like the comms you know in and out truly like dude i'll do fucking substitutions or whatever they're on it they like no rarely do they make a mistake there yeah what do you think's the best in and out avery after high school bro going after there a lot of good memories, dude. Our buddy, like, Ross, tackling people in the middle. It's got the split drive-through.

He told that guy not to get out of the car. Yeah. And then the guy got out of the car. Big mistake. You don't do that. You don't fucking do that with Rossy, baby. He warned you. That's fair warning.

We got booted one time, too, because that annoying guy, Cole, wouldn't stop drinking. Yeah, the biggest tool. Like, okay, have you ever like, aren't the managers like the nicest people ever there? They're always chivalrous, always up front. Totally, shithead teenager. It's a high school late night hang. Yes.

That's a great one. Those aren't your best clientele, let's be honest. You're in high school, you're annoying, you're being loud. I'm guilty of this. I'm pulling my butt out. I want attention. I'm not hooking up with girls. I'm getting laughs.

I'm going home. That's how I sleep at night. And management has to deal with that that and they deal with it well so props to them dude you're really hard on yourself yeah i'm a huge piece of shit did i say everything you just said is absolutely true i'd say best best in and out in la is i think marina del rey oh yeah oh yeah, yeah. Marina Del Rey. And the worst, Hollywood. Correct. The sunset one? Oh, bro. Horrible.

Bro. Horrible. Two hour lines every time. And then you just get some crazy characters in there. Dude. Yeah. And the worst, and that's where they don't have a lot of, it's not well constructed, so they have room for the lines.

So that one, the line bleeds in the sunset. Yeah. It's like in the middle of sunset you're like what am i doing yeah i always leave that light i hate that light yeah i crossed that intersection for the first time last weekend and i was like i fucking hate coming this way totally and what about the flying dutchman shed i do i forgot about the flying dutchman dude yeah my brother and i we were doing a road trip from new orleans to santa fe the flying dutchman is two patties with cheese in between it's a grilled cheese with meat i had it once and i was like i need ketchup to cut this with my brother and i we did we did like i usually put ketchup on a burger but i just took a bite just by itself and i was like oh my god i need too much dude i love it straight up uh yeah keto chad was keto chad was all over even though even though i was like

dying uh dude carnivore chad like all i ate was flying i was like yeah cheap flying dutchman's it's healthy it's the healthiest diet out there um and my brother and i we did a road trip from new orleans to santa fe we got 20 flying dutchmen so like we barely stopped we just ate them we ate all of them and i didn't realize sodium like fucks you up so my face was like my head was like twice as big i'm like what's up mom it's like the modern lewis and clark just like traversing the country just eating straight beef salted beef yeah salted beef it's the best it's an institution it's the one that means the most to me yeah it's iconic dude aaron cam what what's aaron cam i can describe aaron cam right now

thank you thank you aaron thank you i will, though, I was clocking Aaron when it happened. We were all going bananas, and Aaron was looking at his phone. He's getting to this one. He's getting to this one. On road trips, it is like an oasis. Correct. Oh, bro. Exactly.

Oh, that's where we're stopping. Yeah. And the best, dude, maybe the best in and out, the one in Barstow when you're on your way to Vegas. Yes. Dude, it's so huge on the way back one in Barstow when you're on your way to Vegas. Yes. Dude, it's so huge on the way back from Vegas. Big Vegas guy, car ride home. It's four and a half hours.

You get to that middle point. You house a double-double. You're good to go. Couldn't agree more. Dude, Chris and I worked on a project together with Jace, legend, dude. And we drove separate cars. We had to bring gear out there. And we're just calling and being like, yo, where are you guys at on the trip?

They're like, we just crushed In-N-Out. Like, dude, we're heading to In-N-Out. They're like, yeah, it yo where you guys out on the trip they're like we just crushed in and out like dude we're heading to in and out they're like yeah it's just kind of a weird construction by the overpass we're like wait we're going there's construction by overpass like are you on whatever exit and we're literally they're turning on the frame we're turning off when we go oh see you in three hours It was amazing. That's awesome. Strider. All right, boys. In-N-Out, best pick would have been my number one.

Number two pick, and I call this the In-N-Out of chicken sandwiches. Damn it. And look, I don't know where they are in their politics right now. I think they've changed some stuff, so that could be a knock against this. I think they put the older people out to pasture. Okay, good. And the young buds are like, let's stop donating to these causes thank you for saying that chris so chick-fil-a dude it's so fucking dank dude and i'll tell you right now working at valet doing like the opening shifts

and stuff a lot of time randy would cruise in dude and he would fucking show up and pop up with a dank chick-fil-a biscuit sandwich in the morning. Fried chicken on a biscuit in the morning. I'm like, that's not breakfast. It's so damn dank. It is so dank. The fucking nuggets are amazing, dude. The fact that you get to have fun, you get to bond and go, what sauce do you like?

Polynesian? Never heard of it. I love it, dude. I want Polynesian on it. I want it on my wedding cake, dude. It's fucking the best thing I've ever had. So it's so much fun, dude. My little niece eats it.

She's so cute. One of the first things she'd go, Polynesian. And she'd like order it. She's so cute. One of the first things she'd go, Polynesian. And she'd like order it. Oh, so cute. They have pretty dank shakes. You can get a little bit healthy there. You can get a salad with like a grilled chicken on it if you want to mix it up.

And so. The sauces? Yeah, bro. So good. So Chick-fil-A, going my number one. What is it about Christian fast food places that they just crush it so here's what i think because maybe they don't they stay off the sauce aka the booze so they get it with their eats you got to have your vice and they're like that's their treat yeah it's a treat they're not fucking like crazy

or if they are you know they're keeping it pretty compartmentalized yeah they're not drinking they're not doing the the coke they're just having fun with the food everybody's doing coke everybody does coke just don't do it right now yeah whatever uh and i would say this too a moral code you know because like with a lot of other food it seems like they would take shortcuts so they put you know put chemicals in there and stuff to make it taste better. Yeah. Even though it's super bad for the customer.

Maybe they care about the customer a little bit more because they have a deep moral code. That's right. You can trust In-N-Out. They're not going to put crazy stuff into your burger. You know you're not getting hooves in your stuff. Totally, totally. Who the fuck does that?

Everybody else does that. Did you hear about hooves? The place I'm about to pick next they throw beaks hooves they just grind it all out everything into the ground knocking against chick-fil-a not open on sundays obviously it's part of their whole thing but like it is a fucking bummer when you're on it sort of part of the the lore of it it does it does help because then you're like it i think it helps with like driving demand because people are like dude i can really go for some chick flip fucking sunday and it's like oh man i wish and it makes you crave it so i guess that is smart i uh i love that pick stratter

i would never pick them because of their rampant homophobia but i think that's a good pick for you uh all right with my third pick i'm to go with the American institution, the global powerhouse, the one that set the trend for all fast food places, McDonald's. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you got it. Here's the thing about McDonald's. I don't eat it very often. I don't really only eat it now if I'm in an airport. But when I see it at the fucking airport, dude, I beelined for that place. And my top items are the hash browns in the

morning correct the apple pie yes it's ridiculous it's like the best apple pie ever and then the french fries yeah they still have the best fries they do have the best fries and then it's just a go-to it's a classic chicken oh you know chicken nuggets are good too with the honey i put them in the honey oh let's go they don't do honey mustard. They go straight honey. I love that. And yeah, I love McDonald's. It's such a big part of like our culture, you know, the arches. And then it's just sprung off so many other things too. Like the Ronald McDonald and then the movie, The Founder. Great movie.

I'm taking that as part of the fast food place. It's a great film. Michael Keaton kills it. Dude, it really is good. Super Size Me as well. Super Size Me. Yeah. It's just a monopoly game it spawns

oh monopoly they have do that fun stuff that the cops rigged did the cops rigged that shit i played that year and i was like heavy duty i was like mom take me to mcdonald's every same year i loved it yeah they always have like cool like promotions like the travis scott meal and stuff like that yeah oh a happy meal when you're a kid happy meal is huge playground great the balls oh yeah my dad never let me in there what you get filthy stuff like that. Yeah. Oh, a happy meal when you're a kid. Happy meal is huge. Playground. Great. The balls. Oh yeah. My dad never let me in there.

Why? He goes, filthy. He literally goes, it's filthy in there. Get it. He goes, he goes,

ball pits are for idiots. Ball pits are for idiots. Dude, that's not even a quote of the week. What am I like? That's good. Um, but yeah,

I love McDonald's. It's great place. Cultural, you know, mainstay. And that's my number one pick. And speaking of Oasis, when you're traveling abroad, you're like, my night cast fiance went to Thailand. And when we're getting connector flight to like Cambodia, we get to like an airport in the middle of like Kunming, China.

And you see those golden arches and you go get a fucking egg McMuffin, bro. You're like, this is a little taste of home. Dude. This is nice. Another huge, one of the greatest scenes in movie history, John Travolta talking about McDonald's. Oh, yeah. Cheeseburger with Royale cheese.

Royale with cheese. Quarter pounder, by the way. Good fucking burger. Great burger. What about gray burger? Dude, and also the McFlurry is kick-ass. You love those. You always used to get those after our shows.

I love the McFlurry. You treat yourself, yeah. Yeah, I love the McFlurry. I like M& You love those. You always used to get those after our shows. I love the McFlurry. You treat yourself, yeah. Yeah, I love the McFlurry. I like M&M's, but Oreos, just as good. And then they had Reese's. Did they do Reese's? I was going to say Reese's, yeah, bro. But their ice cream, like, I mean, dude, sometimes late at night, I'll just go to McDonald's

and get an ice cream cone. Bro, same here. Their sundaes are pretty dank, dude. Yeah. That fudge. Dude, yeah. For me, it's the sausage biscuit for the morning. Those are so good.

And also, I think they, McDonald's, I don't think, it's a fact, they have the best Coke. Yes. Yes. On the planet. Their Coca-Cola, the way that they do it, is better than anyone else's. You're so right. And so, like, also right before I left, my wife was like, also, like, is there anything better than a sausage biscuit with a hash brown? And you get a Coke in the morning, dude, when you're traveling, feeling like shit.

It is the perfect meal. So true, dude. Good call. Fuck. And also, because I love McDonald's, too. All the sauces they have. You mentioned the honey. I love buffalo.

The barbecue is really good. They have a good barbecue. They have a good barbecue. Yeah. And, I mean, I love the number two, just two cheese two cheeseburgers just it's now number seven for some reason it's number seven now weird i was always a quarter pounder but i was respecting people who go uh with the two cheeseburger meal that was my go-to chris that just fired me up um gotta go with t-bell yeah bro that was almost my first pick I was worried that

that it wouldn't fall because I didn't think Mickey Deezer and an out would you know you just gotta live Moss just in terms of they're always innovating they're always like what could we do that nobody's even thought of trying? For sure. And they're like, we're doing it.

Yeah. I think they should bring back the Mexican pizza just because... I love the Mexican pizza. I never order them, but someone close to me, he was very hurt by that. Shout out to Reggie. I know he's super bummed about that. I was hurt too. And shout out to Reggie. I know he's super bummed about that.

I've been lately, Cheesy Gordita Crunch has been a staple. It was a Crunchwrap before that, but then I was ordering them both at the same time, and it's just they're not quite different enough. Also, just a regular hard taco. Fucking great. So good. You can order like 12 of those too. Yeah. Yeah.

Amazing. Oh, when they had the little party pack, you know, as if people were going to bring, I don't know if anybody ever did that, but I hope somebody did, bringing them to parties because I'm sure people would go nuts. It's also like,

when I'm ordering past midnight, Taco Bell is my favorite one to do it feels the dirtiest it feels like yes this oh i'm gonna be bad boy i'm gonna get taco bell because i'm drunk and it's 1 30 oh yeah you could only do it if if like if you postmate taco bell to yourself it's like someone has to have broken your heart recently somebody Somebody. Things can't go right. And then if you're too hammered and you step outside and it's still there in the morning and you go, oh fuck, I forgot I did that.

Yeah, if you post things Taco Bell when you open the door, the guys are going to say, hey, you good, man? It's a therapist that brings it to you, dude. They team up with Talkspace and they're just like, hey, dude, what's going on? I'm just going to talk to you while you eat. It's been tough. One thing about Taco Bell too is they uh they sponsor the x games which i think is huge i think that's because i was always like taco bell i'm gonna go there and gonna get mountain dew i'm gonna feel a little bit extreme yeah outside the bun it's a pepsi yeah pepsi one instead of coke

yeah taco bell is probably the most extreme sport of all the fast food places. That's a good call. And to go back to my earlier point, it's the most extreme poops. Yes, dude. Is that a knock against it, though? Or are you proud of them? I think it kind of just works into the whole thing of like, it's me being a bad boy.

Getting dirty. Yeah. I'm getting crazy. And that's what's really fun about it you know all the little hot sauce they got they got all the jokes on it so good yeah you know it's just it's so cute the cinnamon twists are dang dude those are dang yeah and the chips nacho cheese yeah it's like the and the cinnamon chips are twists it's like it's not even it's basically air yeah it's air it probably doesn't even mean anything calorically totally totally you'd throw back like 40 of those things

but i did get a breakfast crunch wrap once it was pretty dank i'm not like it's so hard with fast food when mcdonald's is there but it's hard for me to get any other breakfast but i did do it just to say just to you know because i'm curious and it was dank but you know i don't know if i'm going back and the guy was really nice was like i'm sorry it took a while but they were looking bad so i made you a fresh one oh what a legend yeah it did take like five minutes i was like what the fuck and then he said that i'm like oh thank you dude what's your uh next pick oh yeah fuck i forgot take your time take your time we can fill this space baby i'm gonna look at my too. It's tough to go back to back, dude.

And we want you to do it right. Then I might just... Fucking bastard. Then I might... Question, do we have to do our first drive-through ones first? No, no, I was going to switch to something else just because... Okay, sick. And I'm going to go pick up want. Okay, okay. I was going to switch to something else just because... Okay, sick. And I'm going to go Pick Up Sticks.

Oh, nice. That's a great ass pick, dude. How special chicken. Yes, bro. How special beef. Yes. Maybe you guys wouldn't have thought of it, but I didn't want to risk it. In my opinion, it's like the best...

I'll just say one. I think it's better than Panda. I think so, too. I love Panda. I think so say one. I think it's better than Panda. I think so too. I love Panda. I think so too. Panda's more ubiquitous, so that's a plus for it. But Pick Up Sticks, it's truly amazing. And if you don't have one near you, it's worth the drive.

It's like legit good. It just like legit feels gourmet. You know what I mean? Like Panda will shut you down with salt and stuff, but you can eat Pick Up Sticks and be all you can still yeah you can still like go out yeah yeah is it only in socal though is it only i don't know that's a good question is that a dq one 70 locations headquartered in laguna hills california bro let's go it's a hometown but 70 locations is a lot are they all cali fuck i don't know dude it's

i don't i'm not thinking this is a deq i'm only thinking because 70 is a lot and california is huge and honestly politically we should be six states i'm really meaning to talk about this for a long time i think we stick with it fuck my bad guys no dude dude dude it's dank and guess what cream cheese wontons from there let's go dude they're so good how special chicken and the house special beef you put some white rice in there you Let's go, dude. They're so good, dude. I mean, the house special chicken and the house special beef, you put some white rice in there, you're having a good time. Bro, you're so... And the veggie chow mein. I've never been there.

It's fucking bomb, dude. Oh, there's one in the valley. That's the closest one. Really? There used to be one on Pico and Sawtelle, but it closed a couple years ago. And I'm out of the delivery range for the one in the valley so you know where the first panda was where glendale the galleria yeah i was in there and it's like this is the first panda location really yeah damn dude i should

do it looks pretty epic just to check it out because that's pretty i do love panda fuck i already feel like i fucked up no you're killing me no i like that i mean look dude i'm eating at both those places you just talked about, and I'm having a nice time. I know. Well, because there was one right by Dutch Bakery, and there was also one by Ocean Ranch. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, and the Ocean Ranch is the one I always went to. So good, dude. All right, JT. Swinging back. So, I have my... There's one that I really want So I have my proletariat burger. I got McDonald's. Yeah, okay. I might upscale it a little bit.

I hear what you're doing. I might go with a bougie burger joint. I hear what you're doing. And I'm vacillating between two. One I love, the other I love. One I think is better, but I think I'm going to, even though I say I'm going with the bougie pick, I think it's too bougie.

It's too bougie. I'm going to go with Five Guys Burgers. Whoa. What the fucking shit? You just made Aaron cream. Dude, Aaron cam is just going O-face right now. Amazing burger, amazing fries, great place, good aesthetic, the peanuts, the big cups for the fries, and a great burger.

The bacon, you can trust it there. That's not always a given at a fast food place. True. Very true. If you get the bacon and a jack-in-the-box, you're like, what the fuck am i looking at it's white dude yeah it's like cut thin like you're like is this part of the tomato yeah five guys you trust the ingredients much in the same way of an in and out or a chick filet

and uh yeah i just i had my main affair with it when i lived in new york and brooklyn heights and i would go to the one there stuffing stuff it in my backpack, go home. And my backpack just always smelled like Five Guys after that. It was such a romantic aroma. And so, yeah, it's the peanut oil. So I'm rolling with Five Guys. The seasoning, too, on the fries. Very good.

Yeah, what is that seasoning? They say Cajun. Cajun? I don't get it, though. Neither do I. I don't understand it. Yeah don't understand that yeah i'm like but i get the regular fries i'm not which are delicious and they do the thing where they scoop they do an extra scoop into the bag yes you don't need to ever order the regular which is actually

huge real quick small can we talk about bag fries and how good bag fries like when you're the when it's in your lap and you're like oh yeah yeah, here's your frag. You hand someone their thing and you go, you motherfucker, you get the bag, dude. You know, dude. So this was a bougie burger you bought?

I think of the fast food variety. Because there's no drive-thru. Because there's no drive-thru. It's more expensive. But the other place I'll mention later, I'm sure it's going to get picked and I don't want to...

Oh, it's going to get picked. Right. And I think the other place might be better, but I think I like the aesthetic more of five guys but five guys takes about 25 minutes it does take a while that's a hit that's a hit it's not fast it's not fast it's not fast it's technically probably a fast cash but it counts in our category for sure it's for sure it's on the list yeah then it does i think you get better quality because it's not already ready to go. They actually make your

burger. It's a pro and con. It's a long wait because it's busy. It's worthwhile. Because the motherfuckers go there. And they got the peanuts. Because they got the stuff. Five guys, what, you only got two guys on duty today? What's going on? They're milkshakes. Not great. I've never had one.

Kind of runny. I don't that i believe it's not even bad i don't like that because it still tastes really good you can't fuck up but you know it's not it's not in and out no but i do love it but you know they got a1 steak sauce they put that on the burger it's pretty they have like all the backyard ingredients that you'd want at five guys like everything that's like fresh that you'd have at Five Guys. Everything that's fresh that you'd have at a home for a backyard barbecue. Mayonnaise. Mayo, exactly. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mayo.

I love mayonnaise. Dude, it's in everything. I put it on everything. Yes. It should be. I could eat it straight. Correct. But Five Guys has the best mayonnaise.

They do. Aioli is just mayonnaise with flavoring. Do you know how they... There was like a... Let's do a podcast about how they created Five Guys. And the guy was like, yeah, it was like me and my family. And like, we would just try a bunch of stuff. And whatever one said was the taste of the best, we would use that ingredient. I love that homespun methodology.

It's beautiful. With mayonnaise, I used to, as a kid, if my parents gave us broccoli or asparagus i would just use it as a spoon for mayonnaise correct i would just eat the mayonnaise they're like how's your vegetables i'm like fucking dank yeah i just went through a whole tub of best foods it's good mayonnaise yes yeah so amazing dude strider all right so jt you have me thinking differently with that past pick that you just did no no no I'm sticking to my guns and I wanted this pick

and I got it and this one might be risky I think they are outside of California I definitely know there's a franchise that looks like it outside of California that fucking sucks but I'm going with Carl's Jr. dude yeah it's so dank and and then

there's hardy's out there that's on no one's list bro same menu bro no basic no okay no incorrect it is not exactly the same because they don't have the dankest item, which is the Western bacon cheeseburger, bro. Onion rings, bacon, barbecue sauce, cheese, cleaning my shorts. That's how fucking good it is. You sound like Jack Nicholson there. Onion rings, bacon, cheese between buns. It's so good. You're going to cream your shorts,

throw some criss-cross on there and look out. All Hardee's and nol's makes me a mad guy so we were we we discovered that together we were in indiana to visit my brother at notre dame we went to a hardy's we all go let's get some bacon western cheeseburgers we all walk in there we look at the menu we scan it and at the same time we all go what the fuck but you guys not have the big wizard you were they're like that's the only difference with hardy's oh we just walk straight we all turned around do that yeah i think they fixed it really i think they i think they have since switched it but it was probably because of my hugest beef with i wouldn't eat it hardy's i go to carl's

there's a lot of fast food places where i'll only go to them to get one thing jack in the box it's like jack spicy chicken that's it anything else carl's it's like western bacon cheeseburger so if you if your heart i didn't understand what hardy's was doing it's so stupid for years yeah okay so that's the number one item at carl's junior that's so dank but let's not just stop there because they have criss-cut fries those are game changer fries also the chicken nuggets are star-shaped. Very fun. The barbecue sauce, I will admit, not as dank as McDonald's or even Chick-fil-A, but still dank and you can get ranch. But here's the thing.

You should get yourself a Western-breaking combo, crisp cut fries, and then get fried zucchini, bro. You can get fried- You can get fried zucchini? Yes, you can. You can get fried zucchini at Carl's. Dip that in some ranch. Sit, put it right up your butt because

that's where it goes because it tastes so good just get right in there so good and then i'll tell you right now if you're looking to keep it healthy the garden salad the carl's junior chicken salad grilled chicken salad bomb really bomb and a good assortment of dressings do they get dinged points because their specialty burgers are such a disaster sometimes. They do. Like their restaurant burger that they were trying to sell. The $5 burger. Go to a restaurant. You have a $6 burger. That's commercials, though.

Great commercials. I was going to say Taco Bell has great... Yo, Carol Taco Bell. I mean, smoke show commercials. Yeah, I mean... Oh! I will go to the drill factory watching those commercials. The Hilton commercial?

That's on my mind every day. Yep. Jessica Simpson? Did she doessica simpson did one i think she did one writing the mechanical bull biting the burger and then the sauce drips yeah which is definitely a jizz drip if it doesn't get all over your if it doesn't get all over the place doesn't belong in your face yeah and that was there was some kind of like sexual innuendo right there you know what this is a really good narrative for me. This is the horniest fast food place. And I like that. I like that. Oh, that's

good. Shakes? Not that great. Shakes aren't that good. The sodas aren't basic. Dr. Pepper. Dude, what about Green Burrito? Okay, so you get the combo sometimes. I don't know if that counts, but I'll tell you right now, there's one right there in Dana Point by A's Burger, which doesn't count because A's Burger

is dank, but it doesn't count. Dude, honestly, I've not gone to Carl's Jr.'s when they've promoted the green burrito aspect. Why is that still a thing? Anytime there are two fast food joints in the same place, no fucking way. Dude, like T-Mills puts up with Pizza Hut, and you're just like, what's going on? Or you're like KFC and A&W,

and then you're like, you just know they're not giving 100% attention to either side. It's like, A&W, you need to be focused on A&W and then you're like you just know they're not giving 100% attention to either side it's like A&W you need to be focused on A&W products I don't go to you regularly it kind of makes both foods look more disgusting when you see them next to each other you're like this is all gross

I did with our parents and then a buddy of mine from college who's out here we were like on our way to something we had to get food really quick and we went to a Carl's Jr. green burrito. And I obviously ordered Western bacon cheeseburger. And then I just stared disgustingly as all three of them went to the green burrito line. What is a green burrito?

I don't even know what it looks like. I remember just looking at it and being like, you guys are fucking nuts. We were going to a graduation or something. Just showing my friend a good time. We're going to go to this graduation for four hours and it's like you guys are crazy. Jesus. I would venture to say

that their fries, I mean you can't beat McDonald's fries, but their fries are top three. Are you talking the Chris Cuts or the regulars? And the regulars. They're both really good. Oh, I really only ever get the Chris Cuts. Dude, the regulars are good. One of the happiest surprises of those places too, when you get a couple of the other kind of fries. Oh, I really only ever get the criss-cuts. Dude, the regulars are good. One of the happy surprises of those places too, when you get a couple of the other kind of fries.

Oh, yeah, bro. You know? You literally are like, I got a criss-cut fry. Everyone's like, yeah, nice, man. Yeah. All right. Oh, yeah, they do the Impossible meats too. Progressive.

Thank you very much. Yeah, not a fan. I look straight at you. Beyond's a little bit better. Impossible has, I think has i think soy based they're both an abomination sorry as chad famously said i don't trust bill gates with my meat smart smart dude take your crickets and shove them up your ass nerd uh all right seriously um seriously put him up your ass dude yo bill you listening bitch yeah motherfucker go eat your phytoplankton yeah take your p plans all right um this one might be a wild card but it's the one i utilize the most

but it may be a dq but i'm gonna throw it out there because i use it the most and everyone i think everyone goes there heroin it's a staple i was gonna say postmates heroin you go with heroin the organic yes exactly uh starbucks oh it's a great pick it was on my list no that totally counts they have they have drive-thrus too they drive-thrus they have coffee they have every type of coffee if you if you're feeling sort of like adventures you get a frappuccino i would get frappuccinos as a kid they have christmas themed stuff i think this checks out the box of like your morning go-to starbucks and uh their breakfast sandwiches are good underrated food items yeah protein box is

dank you showed me you you introduced me to their food selection and they got those really bomb they got the straight egg things that you can get if you're looking protein yeah but then those people from shark tank who made those the pour vous style ones they made the the bagels that already got the cream cheese right yeah come like come like donut holes. Oh, bro. Those are filled with cream cheese? Yeah. Bagel bites. You haven't had them?

Oh, yeah. I need to. Get in there. Oh, they're amazing, dude. Did you get everything they go on? Chad, your list again. You're crushing. Do you get In-N-Out and Starbucks?

Oh, dude, thanks, man. Yeah, and I mean, you get the iced coffee, you get the cold brew. They do have their cold brew. But don't have that with an IPA. It'll fuck you up. And you can get really creative with your orders which is cool everyone has their own specific starbucks right mine's kind of basic i just go a train to cold brew which is bigger train to whoa yeah yeah um light ice huge plus side of starbucks you live

in a city like new york or la your stomach gets upset from eating at one of those other fast food places. What's the number one place you go to to take a shit? Starbucks. Oh my God. Dude, during the pandemic, bro, the only place you could shit was Starbucks, dude. Like every other place was like, nope, virus closed. Gas station, virus.

Every gas station fake is out of order always, dude. Until they see you and you really just gotta be like hunching over and they're like, all right, go. But it's like Starbucks. Starbucks bathrooms are almost like a public utility at this point. Right. It's so fun going in there too. You're like, what's the code?

You got to ask the code. What's the code? Yeah. And then sometimes we're like, dude, there's been a dude in there for four hours. Oh, that's the worst, dude. Oh, God. But I do that too. You do that?

Well, not for four hours. Because I've had some really horrible experience experience really grocery store oh grocery store yeah look out dude i remember with my with my with my ex-girlfriend when i would stay at her place i would get nervous about shitting there yeah you know so i would just especially because i would we would get like mcdonald's or something so i'd have you know i'd have to like pee out of my ass and so I would just especially because we would get like McDonald's or something so I'd have to like pee out of my ass and so I would just cruise to Starbucks and just shit my brains out. What would you say you were doing?

I'm just going to Starbucks. I'd just go to Starbucks or you told her that you're going to go to a coffee babe. I don't want to shit in front of you I'm going to run down to Starbucks or you're trying to keep a secret. You're like I'm going to Starbucks. She's like well you're like taking shit. I'm going to get some coffees. Will you get me a coffee?

I'm not getting coffees. That is nice about Starbucks is like, you don't have to buy something, but it's like, well, I'm here. I'll just get a tiny cold brew. For sure. Throw some sweet vanilla foam cream, whatever the fuck it is, on top of there. Let's go. We'll pick me up.

And is there anything? Just a kind bar. You know? I'll eat this. This thing stays good for like eight years. Totally, have a lemon point the iced lemon cake oh it's dang dude dude really good really good and madeline cookies that they have up there those like little like seashell shaped cookies snickerdoodle so good snickerdoodle yeah snickerdoodles are they're good yeah breakfast sandwich the spinach feta wrap let's go that's actually what we put there is uh

there's no coffee in it but they're vanilla bean frappuccino yeah we got yeah it's just a vanilla milkshake and it's a good one yeah it's really good i used to get them uh top of salt creek there was that starbucks always oh yeah i get a vanilla bean because it was hot day at the beach that was cool too because it was like when you were like a certain age where you didn't like coffee yet, but you wanted to like feel adult and go to Starbucks. You're like, oh, they got an item I can grok with. I can get a vanilla milkshake.

Go up there with a couple of girls you're just spending the day with. You're never going to hook up with them, but they wanted to take a break from the beach. You get a nice hour. And if you guys just sipping on some drinks and whipping whipped cream into your mouth, it was a beautiful experience, Emily Winkle.

Let's go. You know, everyone knows what I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe that happened to somebody at some point. Dude, you know what's a great Starbucks story? That's amazing. Great about starbucks was in like the hard knock season with brian cushing who almost beat jt's ass at a party one time oh yeah i should tell that story that'll be my beef of the week he's a huge psycho savage who like literally split his head open he's an nfl football linebacker he's retired now i think but he headbutted his own teammate wearing no helmet when the guy had

a helmet on and split his head open but they're like doing up behind the scenes where they meet his wife he's like playing with his kids and like she has a starbucks and they're like brian what do you get a starbucks he's like starbucks is for chicks which is the best thing i've ever heard in my life dude chicks get starbucks it's coffee bro what are you talking about so funny dude but dude. But I get it. He means like the fancy drinks or whatever. He's like, I don't need extra energy. I just throw kegs over my head. Strong dude.

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it's anyone's favorite but everyone goes there right you know what i mean like we've all been there a million times yeah super consistent and it's everywhere and i gotta say this not to be braggy but i called i called it out that jared fogel their spokesperson was a bad dude before he got arrested how'd you know savory child porn charges i just told my brothers i was like there's something off with that dude. He sucks. Dude, you are the master of vibes. You know vibes. Dude, I know vibes.

And that fucking geek who lost all that weight on the veggie sandwiches. My brother was like, dude, you called that. You called that he was a bad dude. I'm like, I knew, dude. It's a good warning to people. If you're going to be around Chad and you're a child predator, you better be cool. Yeah, yeah. If I say you're kind of off.

It means you diddle kids. If purple disco machines are going, you better start dancing. Subway, I like the meatball sub. I like the turkey. I like the Italian BMT. I like sourdough bread. I like the bread with the cheese and the jalapenos on there. Now, Chad, not to knock your pick, but how do you feel about their fake meat scandal with the tuna?

It actually wasn't tuna. Fake bread? They put yoga mats in there? I love that. I love yoga. How do you have fake bread? But I love yoga. That's sick. Stand by your man yeah i love it yeah uh and uh yeah i like to put a lot of olive oil and vinegar on there and just you know get some

lay salt and vinegar chips and a nice coke and just go to town i went on a run where i had it every day for like three months straight i get the honey wheat bread with the turkey, mustard, mayonnaise. And I'd kick it up with something. Oh. It was like the first time I had Chipotle aioli on something. Oh, bomb, yeah. And that really was. The thing about it, too, is it feels like the healthiest option.

Even though they aren't using real bread. But when you're like sort of like all right we got i gotta eat quick i'll just hit subway you do feel less dirty than when you hit a mickey d's totally although contemporary information kind of has it's also their cookies their cookies are dank yeah i used to have a chicken bacon ranch problem oh yeah the house was too much. I love the simplicity of that. That's like a BRC burrito where you're just like, you know what?

It's three letters. I know exactly what I'm getting. Oh, yeah. One time I was hungover. I had one. I puked as soon as I got home. It was bummed that I lost it. So I went back and got another one.

That's amazing, dude. Kind of gross. Strider. So my pick is similar to Chad's, but better. It's Jersey Mike's, dude. Jersey Mike's is by far the dankest sandwich place that's basically a fast food sandwich spot that you can go to,

because right now we're doing the no drive-thru one but it's got the freshest stuff they slice it in front of you the bread is very dank and if you want to get dirty baby and i ain't from philly but they got a cheesesteak the number 43 motherfucking kahuna with the chipotle aioli we're talking spread your cheeks and sit on it that good it is fucking good good. It's amazing. It's so good. It's so fucking good. Bro, and the cookies, the cooks, the fucking cooks at J Mike's are dank, dude.

They got shore points, and you better believe I'm putting in my phone number, getting my shore points. I love that it's a beach vibe, and it's personal because I went to the very first ever Jersey Mike's location growing up all the time in Point Pleasant, New Jersey. Working at the hotel, I've met Peter Cancro.

Name drop. He's the guy who owns it. And super nice, very generous, good dude. And he gives all the valets fucking free sandwich things. How much did he pay you to make that pic? I'm on the take. How much did he show you to make that pic? Let's just say 43, number 43s.

I drive by Strider's place tonight you just have a big case of philly cheese did you bring it do they also get the nice party slices i didn't know that they were a beach theme i've been if you go in there and you look at the yeah i guess i don't think it's very strong it's like jersey shore like aesthetic i do know it's called like the big kahuna and things like that but i'm never i never like yeah it's not jersey shore like aesthetic i do know it's called like the big kahuna and things like that but i'm never i never like yeah that's the beachy place it's not beachy to me at all i guess because i don't associate like i know jersey shore but i'm still like that's not beaches yeah cali's got different cali and it's not in and out which is socal but i was trying to angle for chad you know what gave me a lot of faith in it too is the first time i went in one the carving

yes the carving station when you see them just shredding that meat on there they just put the big block of ham in there and then it's nice and you get to see the pieces fold out like a nice napkin it's beautiful it's beautiful to watch and it makes you feel like you're getting that deli experience and it doesn't break the bank it's solid you can get it out of there mean, not too bad. Is Quiznos still around? Yep. Yes. It still sucks. You guys like Quiznos? No,

Jimmy John's, Quiznos, all those places, Firehouse, whatever the fuck. I've never had Firehouse. Have you ever tried Blimpie? Witch Witch or whatever,

Blimpie, never had one. Witch Witch is good. Yeah, I put Quiznos at the bottom of all of those. I would agree. I would go to Jimmy John's

way before I'd go. Yeah, same here. Jimmy John's has good pickles, bro. Oh. The pickles. Jimmy John's is freaky fast. the bottom of all of those i would agree i would go to jimmy john's way before it i'd go yeah same here jimmy john's has good pickles bro the pickles jimmy john's is it's freaky fast it's pretty fun sometimes they get there in like three minutes and if you ever watch him make a sandwich it's unbelievable really i need to go there because i'm always going to j mike's it's better so no okay i'm saying jersey mike's is better. Okay, thank you. So like, you're fine. Dudes, I'm super conflicted right here. Dude, it's a tough one.

I mean, my soul is twisted between two things. There's what I love, and there's what I know is the more powerful. What's your list so far right now? I've got Five Guys and McDonald's. Two great picks. Two burger places. But also breakfast. Well, neither of these ones are going to be a burger.

All right? Here we go. These aren't burgers. Here we go. But also breakfast. Well, neither of these ones are going to be a burger. All right? Here we go. These aren't burgers. Here we go. God damn. Don't take mine. I know what you're going to go with. I know what you're going to go with.

I'm not taking it. Okay, cool. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to give it to you. I'm going to go... Yeah, I'm going to go Chipotle. Oh, nice. Okay, okay.

Yeah, smart, smart. Solid. Very dank, bankable. I don't even like Chipotle that much. I don't know if I've ever seen you eat Chipotle. Have you ever eaten Chipotle? No. Okay.

My brother's going to pick it next. I know what it's going to be. I think. I'm going Chipotle. I think it's just rock solid. I just feel like, again, it's like on that McDonald's level of just like institution now in America. When it came out first, it was like more, I feel like it tasted better.

Yes. It has the thing where like you first have it and you're like, whoa. Yeah. Blowing my mind. So dank. And then you're like, I don't know. You know what? I'm just fucked out on it.

I've just had it so much yeah but it's such a solid go-to to me it's like the ultimate like you work an office job you guys have lunch where do you go you all just go to chipotle it's got something for everyone yeah there's enough variety there between the bowls the burritos and the tacos and i also feel like it gives you the healthy option a little bit too it doesn't get a salad you way you feel way less dirty when you're there they had their e coli situation they've had their ups and downs but a little hepatitis a here and there it's uh what happened hepatitis a here and there right yeah they get a lot of illnesses out

of there well but you trust the food you trust the barbacoa you trust the chicken you trust the pork yeah they're grilling it their chips the salt on their chips bro that's that like lime to it where i do i can't get enough i could eat their chips all day and then the chalula you know they got they got the nice the tabascos dude the tabascos are nice the chipotle tabasco is the one of the college i would steal those all the time you need those on your bowl you gotta douse them you gotta douse and you can get a beer and you get a margarita bro whoa i didn't even think about that yeah and they got coca-cola tat on on fountain so's pretty, I love getting fucking barks.

And their iced tea is good too. They're just their unsweetened iced tea. Very good. And dude, I remember like their burritos, if I'm really hungry, I'll get a fat burrito. Oh, bro. A bunch of sour cream in there, a bunch of cheese, guac, and like.

Try to get them to break it. And then you go, can you double wrap that? I hate, I was saying, when I watch a noob fuck up my burrito he's like you want me to double wrap it i'm like no i wanted you to get it right the first time in college experience of being at chipotle and watching someone do the wrong balances stuff oh bro bro you want to pull your fucking hair out you're like dude why are you fucking this whole fucking thing up dude it's like that's like 60 percent rice fucker yeah okay like what are we doing here dude i don't believe in like what is it called capital punishment but if you're standing behind

someone at chipotle and they have to figure it out you gotta kill them they need to be dead because you can't help society at that point like you are taxing the system that there that there that good for me in my belly some of that not oh what's that fuck it's chipotle you bet everyone's been there you were born there yeah that's it you just kind of you just need to lie to yourself and be like it's their first time dude for sure and then just and then just hopefully that takes some of the anger out you know but if they're like i don't know i like a lot of this the unreal dude unreal, dude. Unreal. All right, Cristobal,

your last pick. I get two, right? Oh, yeah. Oh, two. I need a burger place. I need... Have you guys ever had Freddy's steak burgers? No.

No, it sounds good, though. All right, well, then I'm not picking that. You can't go that regional again, dude. You've already got a place that only has this. No, look, they're around, man. Because like I said, I was on the road a lot. No, I respect this. I respect this.

This past summer, I passed a Freddy's in Utah or Denver, and then I caught one in California. But the first time it came on my radar was at least three states over. And you know what? You're being consistent. It's an arthouse list. No, no, no. I'm not going to.

I do like that. This is the indie film list. This is good. I'm going to go because they have a great burger. They have fries, but they also have tacos. Del Taco. That's what I thought you were going to do. Double Del.

Is that in multiple states? Is that? No, Del's got to be in multiple states. That's like, I guess I'm. I know it started in like California on the way to Vegas, but Del's everywhere. It's in Colorado. It's in Utah. It's in Utah. It's in...

Their fries are... I think I've seen them in airports too. Their fries are out of this world. Their golden crinkle fries. They're one of the only fast food joints that do those. Yeah, the crinkle fries. And I'll tell you, it's one of the places that might even be a little sadder than Taco Bell. It is.

You already have. Yeah, you have. So you have a list where it's like you're really going through stuff. It's kind of my next... Oh, 14 states. 14 states. 14 states, 550 locations. The Double Del

is actually one of the best fast food burgers that there is. It's so good. It's so good. Their fries are great. It's one of the cheapest places you could go to.

Yeah. You just get chicken soft tacos which are dank. You can feed like 100 people. It'll be like 25 bucks. So true.

Dude, I just get two Del Tacos and fries. And it's amazing. The sauces are fun. The amount of cheese they put on the tacos. They put so much cheese in there. And then I love the sauce names. Del Scorcho. Yeah, and Del Furno.

Dude, they're so good. And it was referenced in the Oscars by Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. They were like, cut to a commercial for Del Taco. Del Taco. So the whole nation's seen it. Open the latest, too, right? At least in our neck of the woods. I think so.

4 a.m. That was huge. That's amazing, dude. That means you're just shacked out of your mind. And their name, I don't think it makes sense. Of the Taco? But I like it that's not yeah on it yeah of the taco and then uh last one i'm going dominoes does that mean of

the taco dominoes i knew you were gonna go that's a good pick that was a huge but i wanted that wrestling with chipotle i wanted it the best yeah dominoes is fucking dank it's so good i'm trying to tell my fiance like we'll do like pizza I'm like can we order Domino's We're not getting Domino's Let's go to like A place that's kind of close by I'm like dude

I don't know bro Domino's Chris go off on the crust Yeah Well see Tell us about the crust Chris They're kind of like It started the whole revamp

Was when they changed their crust You know A little bit of garlic in it It's I actually It's not my favorite one On the original You bit of garlic in it it's i actually it's not my favorite one on the original you know what i mean but it's good but i like the pan made it's the biggest it can come in as a medium it's kind of this you know pizza hut always gets mad like the home of the original pan pizza domino's does it better i'm sorry there's this better and then

i go thin crust a lot of the time with the pineapple it's perfect with pineapple exactly because that's your order you would do the pan toss with the pineapple, it's perfect. With pineapple, exactly. That's your order. You would do the pan toss with the meat, and then you would do the thin crust. Pineapple. And it was killer. You know, they used to have cinnamon sticks. Now they're the cinnamon twists. I think they're still dank.

Yeah, and the icing sauce you dip it in. Yeah, where you just scoop so much of it. It's so good. And bro, the garlic knots. Yeah, they got the butter sauce I usually don't fuck with it I just usually stick with ranch Same But yeah I mean for me it is like The extra large pineapple thin crust

And then a medium pan made pepperoni sausage Don't you throw some jalapenos on there sometimes I mean that's like you know It was a party so we were just you know Getting crazy But I feel like a lot of people they a lot of people have a tough time wrapping their head around just pineapple on a pizza i fucking love it but i feel like a lot of the times when we're ordering for big groups which dominoes it happens often because it's so easy and they also got ahead

because they were just ahead of the game on ordering online on the app yeah they were you could watch the track the tracker like that's like i mean that was groundbreaking technology when it came out so it's just you know then we'll yeah let's put some jalapenos on it let's get crazy they also and you know pizza places are really good for this they always got deals going on totally one of the biggest leaps in food ordering history when they came up with that app the way you could design it was so intuitive and then bro when you would see the little light fill up the next section and it was like yeah we're on the bank dude we're on a bank turn your face around charles is in route

dude that's amazing um that's a great great pick So reel off your four real quick Taco Bell, Pick Up Sticks Del Taco, Domino's Very strong Alright, I got a fourth pick Wait, wait Oh yeah, it is your turn Fuck

I did the same thing I'm not taking what you're taking though You're good, you're safe Wait, I don't know what I'm gonna get But I understand that feeling Yeah, dude, I was really scared I was scared You guys might be able to DQ this one.

I'm not DQing anything, dude. It was on the fast food list and it has drive-thru. All right, let's go. I'm going with Krispy Kreme. Baby, I love it. Baby, baby, I love it. Yeah, yeah. Krispy Kreme is so good.

Very dang. I mean, to me. A sweet treat. The first time I had Krispy Kreme donuts, I was like, there's nothing better than this. Oh, dude. So good. There's nothing better. To this day, just, and I know they do a bunch of variations.

The standard Krispy Kreme donut is the most consistent, best tasting donut I've ever had. And then the in-store experience of watching them pour the drizzle all over the hot donut dude you feel like you're in willie wonka's chocolate factory you're like what the fuck am i what spencer browning's birthday when i was 10 first time i'm in there and his mom was like get ready and then i i saw what she was talking about i was like this and then the box that they come in when you go into work at an office and someone comes in with the crispy cream box yeah and then you go and you cut it in half because you just want to do half for the second one then five minutes later you stroll back over you cut a quarter oh yeah two minutes later you come over crush the next quarter yeah yeah you

just eat eight donuts that way i mean the glaze the glaze are out of this world but then the i like the cream filled dude i don't fuck so the cream nor do i but i was pretending yeah you don't like cream filled do you like cream fills are like what dad's like i'm not a dad yet but think what i'm a dad i'll like you guys all you like like a boston cream dad's good well aaron cam is a father though even fuck it's like what's inside of uh your shorts oh it's not it's not the viscosity i also don't like jelly i think perverts like that yeah jared fogey's to not eat the donut and just lick the jelly yeah just suck it up i just yeah but i do like cream filled i'm gonna stand by that no no fucking stand your ground brother go fist fight it's your taste you like it

you know it's the best wine in the world the wine you like what if that's how you found out you got a little you got a little chad i think i have a kid and when they have the light on that means you can come and get a free donut bro yes yes we would do that dude chase burkowski driving me to school and go we're going to crispy cream is it like had a friend i didn't know until like one time i was like dude the light's on Bro, yes. We would do that dude chase Burkowski driving me to school and go we're going to Krispy Kreme Is it like had a friend? I didn't know until like one time Yeah, the one down there on the fucking thing by like Best Buy and Toys R Us in college Oh, we all hopped out forgot. He was in the trunk. So he didn't get one

He's funny about did the smell when you go into Krispy Kreme amazing It's like where you take like you're like when you're a grandpa, you take your grandson there, and you're like, this is nice. Strider, you're up. All right, boys. You thought I was going to go with this one, and I don't think Aaron's ever had this before, but I know he'd cream his shorts if he did, and maybe he has.

But I'm going with Portillo's. Portillo's? What's that? Oh, you i had another fast casual on your list still no no this isn't it has drive-thrus oh they do yeah they have drive-thrus but it's like fast casual quality and dude it has a huge diverse menu the best thing you can get is the italian beef with the spicy jardiniere peppers any stokers in the midwest right now um change your shorts because you're creaming them uh he's going nuts marisi loves it no marisi loves it right now dude it's so fucking good and if you want to get nasty they have a chocolate cake shake literally a fucking milkshake that they put chocolate cake in that will murder you it's but it's really dank that even the chocolate cake on its own is dang it's a chicago it's a chicago they blend it fucking up they have they literally sell

chocolate cake and they sell milkshakes and then some psycho who's fucking holland coke he's like that's a good fucking idea let's fucking take the cake and put it in the shake and then he's like this is amazing and uh it's so good is it the hot dog is it the hot dog place it's dude the hot dogs are amazing bro the chili dogs are incredible i've been there it's really good yeah yeah you get chicago style dogs which is like a full dill pickle with tomato on it it's iconic in the midwest on a chicago style dog yeah no ketchup yeah i don't yeah i don't think you put ketchup on it honestly i don't ever get anything besides the italian beef there it's amazing but they've got a great chopped salad if you want to keep it healthy stop fucking saying yeah why do you keep

bringing up salads who are you pandering to? Bill Gates? My fiance gets these things when we go there. My fiance, because she doesn't eat meat, she'll get these things. Although she's really pesky. Oh, that's how you know about it. Because we crush sushi. Yeah, but that's what she gets. She always gets the chopped salad.

And I have bites, and it's actually pretty good. I'm the same baby. When he was talking about the Carl's Jr. salad. Even the first time I was like, we're talking about Carl's? We're talking about salads? Yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was a kid, I did actually get the salad, though. Yeah, that's like talking about McDonald's and being like, yeah, they got really good fish there.

Wait, didn't you bring up health in your Chipotle pic? One time. Yeah, bro. Get body slurred. One time, dude. Get body slurred. Also, Chipotle versus Carl's. I did also do it with Chick-fil-A.

I did it with all my pics. It's like dirty, nasty shit versus, I don't know, probably decent food. You know? All right, all right. Yeah, but I also talk about putting food up my butt too. So I'm on duality. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. You're a cool guy. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. So I would honestly kind of say, and my list is built around this thesis, the in and out of,

so like Chick-fil-A in and out of chicken sandwich, Portillo's in and out of like the Midwest. Oh, nice. Yeah. I like the way you're thinking. So it's my list. Portillo's is, out of like the midwest oh nice yeah i like the way you're thinking so it's my list portillo's is i have been there it's really tank i gotta check it out there's one in buena park it's good i doubt i'm driving for it chad bring us home dude yeah

if you're in there all right i'm sure you're the best top two and then i think you you think subway kind of tanked i think you lost us a little bit on this because i think we're all jersey mike's guys right yeah yeah subways but you guys it's there when you're in a pinch I've had a lot of meatballs from Subway I've had a lot of meatballs from Subway and they're mediocre but it's perfect but you can still win it here whatever dudes

you guys are just trying to take down the champ I get it I'm the master you look guarded with that position you're sitting in You guys are just trying to take down the champ. I get it. I get it. I'm the master, okay? You look guarded with that position you're sitting in, too. I am guarded because I feel insecure after my subway pick. It's like you're trying to protect yourself from Jared. I was just trying to bring up the Jared story.

Just whoa. Everything's in front of you. There's obstacles. Yeah. Fucking Jared, dude. This is a tough one. all my top picks were taken so i'm gonna go with one that i i do frequent i like their nuggets i like their ice cream i like their fries and i like their baconator Wendy's. Nice. Very nice. What I love about Wendy's, too, the square, because they don't cut corners.

Square. Dave is a great guy. Dave's awesome. And my biggest reason for picking them is that as a kid, I would always get the Frosty, and I would dip my fries in the Frosty. Can't beat that. I love their nuggets. I love their barbecue sauce.

It's delicious. The Baconator is a great burger. When I was on the carnivore diet, I would getators with no way yeah no one's a better flying dutchman with bacon no one's a more like uh so savage like established critic of the meat of these places yeah just dude after shows after shows so i was on the carnivore diet after shows we did jam in the van i'll be like i'm hungry so i go to wendy's i get like two baconators and i'd just be watching like catch me if you can just eating them with a fork and knife um i remember that joe was like he's going to wendy's yeah joe's probably not

gonna like my list he's like your list is atrocious um but uh yeah that's my pick it's rock solid i love that pick should we get into some honorable mentions before we do the the whole deal so i was thinking shake shack yeah i was thinking too but dude honestly it's so expensive it's a total rip and is it well known i don't know i guess it's one new york i think it is i think it is yeah it's no it's in that movie what's the movie that's in with krasinski doesn't he get oh yeah something borrowed yeah yeah dude the only thing about i don't like the aesthetic of shake shack no like the vibe is awful yeah it's very techie yeah yeah it is the last time i went there for whatever reason and i've really enjoyed shake

shack multiple times the sauce was just it put me off i don't know really the last time i was there i went to the one at the mall at century city. None of us put this, but Jack in the Box, good commercials. Good tacos, great commercials. Also, for our childhood, the most legendary, even beyond In-N-Out, was everyone would hang out at the Jack in the Box on Oso, Oso Jack. For sure. Our friend Andrew got his beanie stolen there. A guy just walked up to his car and was like,

yo, are you Andrew Johnson? And Andrew was like, yeah. He's like, you're a bitch. And up to his car and was like yo are you andrew johnson and andrew was like yeah he's like you're a bitch and he took his beanie andrew we had to take someone's beanie we had to call our friend who was a girl who's like hooking up with one of the guys to get the beanie back uh dairy queen amazing the blizzard blizzard dipped cone you're not a fan i just our dad has this one so he worked at a dairy queen and there's they have like cream that they put into the machine to make it um to make like the ice cream and he said he would just

chuck but i don't yeah no i've never really eaten there but that's I like the place just because of that story KFC probably the biggest variance that could be the dirtiest food you've ever seen you got a bad bucket you would look at that chicken

the skin is like melted off soaking wet and it's not quick if you get the family meal or whatever you're waiting 25 minutes I'm going to throw this out there chicken pot pie you guys tried that

oh no that was my go-to in college that was a that was a Boston that was a Boston market order yeah bro Boston market

another fast casual place I like Boston market you get a rotisserie chicken you know you can trust that dude it's like Thanksgiving every day and you can get stuffing in the off season

which is huge you can get Thanksgiving dinner there I've done that before and my buddies and i stole their rugs one time and put them in our house in college yeah it was pretty sick how did you like pull up i always wanted to knock over jersey mics for all their cold cuts because they're just sitting in there dude so yeah so i understand why you'd want to steal from one of these they were they were washing their rugs and hanging them out to dry behind the Boston Market

so we pulled up in my Ford Escape hybrid and just boosted them damn great decoration that's sick yeah it says Boston Market when you walk in the black rug like that that is sick it used to be called Boston Chicken too remember that

they rebranded in like 95. Good rebrand. You think so? Yeah, I like the market. Did they really gain any customers? We want to appeal to more people. We're not just chicken people. We're Boston Market now.

And people are like... Dude, honestly, though, if they just called it Boston Thanksgiving, I think I'd go there more. I assume I would. In terms of pizza, I feel like domino's is kind of like does anyone go to pizza hut or round table never if i'm at a stadium table's good but that's like not as many locations but yeah no pizza hut papa john's never a little caesar little caesars oh my fucking god dude that's like last house on the left like nowhere else yeah starving in the desert

you're like fine i'll eat it's like do i need a fucking metro pcs plan and pizza at the same time that's the combo it's like carl's green in green burrito it's like metro pcs and fuck yeah how does it come out they have like a factory machine that like it's hot and ready baby it's like yeah give me one of the peps it's like i need to call my my fucking estranged daughter and have a meal right now yeah dude that was what's crazy like papa john's is like so successful like you know he was like he was internationally big and he was racist too you can't pick you know but i was even surprised that he was that big i was like who eats at papa john's no yeah never never had a papa john's in my life went to high school with my mother-in-law yeah papa murphy's papa murphy's i don't i don't know what that is yeah papa murphy's no so basically they give you the dough and you make it they give you

they give you the pizza made but it's not made it's not uh put in the oven yet you have to put in the oven yourself it's like 800 degrees kind of earlier yeah yeah have you guys ever been to a zaxby's no but i saw this on the list what is a Zaxby's? Zaxby's are good it's like a chicken place I ate for the first time two summers ago it was fucking dank it was like Texas toast, chicken sandwich

a lot of other shit on it very good that sounds dank which makes me think of Raising Cane's which I've been to it's not that amazing it's okay i i know you've mentioned it before aaron's aaron's mentioned it before on the pod and i i always pass one driving down to our moms there's one in altoro but i never have it's like one or two there's in and out there there's a way spots you're going to go to before that there's literally a pickup sticks and a chipotle right there yeah

you're not going to go to canes but canes it's worth trying but you know when you see a bunch of fast food places in a row like oh they're outnumbered yeah yeah they're not going to work right like who's who's the only reason they only get business sometimes because all the other places and no one mentioned it aaron ate it today burger king yeah yeah i that i i'm not a fan me neither it's not they had a good chicken sandwich back in the day. Original chicken sandwich, the oblong one. Yeah, exactly. With mayonnaise. Yeah, with mayonnaise.

I think it was a number six or something like that. Yeah, that's the... I would only... If I went to Burger King, that's what I would get. I never strayed from it. Agreed. Nuggets, not bad. The nuggets weren't bad.

The strips, they were a little stripped. Then they did the chicken fries, which were like... I feel like they got more pub than they deserved. Agreed. Their fries are just like... I don't know what they are. I actually like they got more pub than they deserved their fries are just like I actually like their fries even though they feel like more fake than most fries they would always leave like a film in my mouth

I'd eat them and I'd be like and a creepy mascot the king's face was like creepy I liked when the king was like robbing people by like giving them money that was a funny ad campaign what's the dirt like fast food order you would do like nastiest thing probably something from dell just hammered like a burger with chicken tacos fries and like a shake yeah

i got the i got the quad stacker from burger king once what's that that? Just four patties and bacon. So what'd you order at all these places? Yeah, dude. That's the exact same frying Dutchman with bacon that everybody goes to. Purist. I just get patties. I think if that's... Go ahead.

I was going to say, if you just mix it up in T-Bell, you go on a beefy five-layer, it's a crunch wrap, and then just... Because they also like queso cheese like in between layers of a full thing you know what i mean yeah plus i feel like you're dealing with the lowest of low quality meat no talk about upgrading a couple years ago oh nice i think i think they're

higher quality now right aaron i heard it's actually i've heard it's amongst the best in recent surveys I actually heard that article as well I used to get a sourdough jack with mayonnaise and I would dunk it in Oreo shake oh yeah baby there we go dude there we go I got turned off to Jack in the Box

because a buddy in middle school JPEG he's like yeah I got the ultimate burger and it had a fly in it yeah I heard about that Jack in the Box stuff too I heard the most about that at Jack in the Box like a cockroach was in something

do you guys like wienerschnitzel? no purely a parking lot for meeting up for soccer practices that's all it is I got wienerschnitzel from my dad recently I had a good time it sounds nice I got a Chicago diet I got sauerkraut

I don't go to fast food for hot dogs I guess is the thing I've never even been to Pink's even though I've lived like right down the street same here the thing about hot dogs

is like dad loves it the thing about the hot dog hot dogs is you no matter when when you're eating a hot dog you know it's like the worst type of meat

so when you go fast food hot dog you're just like what the fuck yeah bro you hope it's fake. You're like, please be chemicals.

Yeah, I do. Please. And I guess I don't, I guess I would, if they sold corn, do they sell corn dogs? Maybe I would travel. Corn dogs are amazing.

What's that place in Michigan, Hot Dog on a Stick? Hot Dog on a Stick. That place was pretty good with the lemonade. Oh, Hot Dog on a Stick. Dude, that's a great mention.

Muscle Beach? Yeah, they have the Muscle Beach. I think they have one at Muscle Beach. Oh yeah, it used to be called Muscle Beach, right? They wear the hat. It was, they have one at Muscle Beach. Oh yeah, it used to be called Muscle Beach, right? They wear the hat. They rotated through both those.

Oh, it was the same place? Same place. Same aesthetic. Same thing. When the same idea takes over, they're like, we already got the infrastructure.

Right, the guy went bankrupt and then was like, I got an idea. Yeah. Hot dog on a stick is good. Yeah. You get the cheese on the stick?

Have you guys done that? No. It's where it's corn dog but with cheese inside. It's like grilled cheese on a stick is good yeah you get the cheese on the stick have you guys done that no it's where it's corn dog but with cheese inside it's like a cheese it's like grilled cheese on a stick I want Aaron to get some cheese

on his stick from my list is pokey fast casual I think you can count it yeah you don't really trust a pokey place if it has more than like

five locations right kind of true yeah yeah fish yeah like is anyone eating at a long john silvers oh dude yeah you want to go anyone eating at a Long John Silver's you want to go die

eat at a Long John Silver's and then get on a plane no one's working at a Long John Silver's we got the best food everyone's like I'm just working there for the summer they're like really are you serious you got some honorable mentions too

I don't know if there's much else out there. Off mic, I just said that I would fuck up the chicken at Long John Silver's. Respect. And the little crusty, deep-fried leftover stuff. So good. Get a hush puppy? Why not? What is a hush puppy?

It's like breading that's been deep-fried. Which one is this? Long John Silver's. Really is long john silver fast food yeah oh yeah they've drive-thrus all oh okay are they mistaken with red lobster they're hard to find like they're not they're not around as much as they used to be it's a hell of a piss i can't eat there anyway because of a shellfish allergy but um yeah uh fish uh fish fast food is just don't do it have you guys eaten the filet-o-fish yeah is it good yeah it's good it's got mustard it's got mayo on it oh really yeah of course nice uh mcdonald's has recently added a secret menu oh really whoa what's on there a lot of it is Big Mac based.

So like there's a surf and turf. Oh, like the hacks where you put sandwiches inside of sandwiches? Yeah, exactly. Because that was a big thing for a long time. Yeah. One's called the surf and turf. It's a Big Mac and Filet-O-Fish combo thing. Do they call one of them a gangbang?

No. Because that was one that was like a big. No, I don't think McDonald's does that. Like a Big Mac and a McChicken, this big gangbang. I think that's what the... That's good that they got into it, because it was kind of unofficial, where it was like frat dudes would talk about that stuff. Yeah, I think it just started in January.

Yeah, I can't think of anything else. Have you ever been to Culver's? No. The ice cream place? They got great shakes, great burgers, cheese curds, onion rings. It's a Midwest place. It's dank. All right, Aaron, you ready?

Yeah, yeah yeah I'm ready did I win here it comes alright guys y'all have really good lists thank you this isn't as close maybe as the video games for me

I think one of you just drafted incredibly well with your four and your guys i don't think you're gonna believe it but it's the genre bender strider wilson wow let's go let me recap his list yeah thank you thank you carlos j., which I am a secret admirer of, Jersey Mike's. If you're going sandwiches, it's the way to go. And Portillo's, I'm from Chicago. I've had it.

I love it. Wow. Did you know that when you were picking Portillo's? Didn't know that. Those are actually. Oh, yeah, because you said you didn't know he was going to cream his shorts. No, I didn't. Yeah.

And I didn't know, because I know you lived in Chicago, but you grew up in San Diego. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Those places are all places I go. I know you lived in Chicago, but you grew up in San Diego. Yeah, yeah. Those places are all places I go. I go to Chick-fil-A. Carl's is actually the one I haven't been to in probably years, but I needed a burger spot. And then I love Jersey Mike's and I love Portillo's.

It is a good list. It's a good list. Yeah. I didn't do it for the salads, but everything was good. Number two. Oh, man. Number two is where it gets tough. But I think I'm going to go JT.

JT with McDonald's, Five Guys, Chipotle, Krispy Kreme. Really kind of lost me on Chipotle because I think it kind of sucks. Should I have gone Domino's instead of Chipotle? It's always cold. It might have helped. Damn. That's what I was crossed between. But you know what? I wanted Mexican on there.

I understand that representation matters. But it's also owned by McDonald's. Oh, it is? Yeah. So do I get that with my McDonald's pick? No, no, I'm kidding. I get everything under that. McDonald's is irish right no um yeah no but chipotle kind of to me every burrito you get is cold and i hate it does everyone hate chipotle no everyone eats it so i mean i can't i feel like everyone eats it but it's

never their first pick it's always like you're short on time and you're just like all right i'll hit chipotle it was more that it was like a public the same thing with like the starbucks bathrooms i'm like it's like a utility like we need it yeah and it's and and the healthy thing is is a huge factor right because when you eat something quick and you're like in your mind you're like chipotle sounds healthy the what thing chad what the healthy thing yeah but not at carl's junior dude that'sad. I thought I was going to get number one with you because I put the five guys in there. I mean, but I feel like in terms of, you already had McDonald's,

like you already had the biggest of the big, like did you need it? I don't know if you needed it. I mean, you really won me over with Krispy Kreme as number four. Like that's such a solid four because it's outside the box but it's not sean penn thank you thank you and it was in the four hole what if you

had panned on his list i would yeah pen is disgusting it is disgusting but i mean for a list that's rounded out and everything because smart if i did if i was going to do panda it would have been in the chipotle spot that was like my pizza asian mexican mix it up list all right who's got the three and three three is chad and not it has nothing to do with in and out i think in and out is a strong number one i think it should have been in this room for certain it should have been number one overall uh it is good fries are trash i gotta get out of the way But Subway versus Jersey Mike's It's like You know like

Yeah I fucked up Jersey Mike's is just a better pick I think the problem with mine Is that it's a little bit too basic I didn't go Kind of exotic with it You know I think

But your first too Like Starbucks and the two hole Yeah Was gigantic Very solid And we also didn't mention Dunkin Donuts I bet you a lot of people

Are gonna be like Dunkin should have been number one the donuts suck the donuts do suck the coffee it's the coffee though right but don't people love duncan coffee people live on it people love the coffee yeah but the donuts are not good um and then chris unfortunately finished four i've taco bell super strong number one yeah pickup sticks in Del Taco kind of lost me there but Domino's brought it right back it's a huge it's a close

like it's a it's a close two three four like it's you're right there well it was a good draft that was a lot of fun yeah

that was so much fun alright should we get into the next part I think we should skip the cues again yeah we're cooking with gasoline let's just keep it moving

Chad what is your beef of the week uh my beef of the week is this florist dude so i was talking to you on valentine's day i'm like this florist i'm like i'm on them about delivering these flowers you're like yeah they're always you know kind of relaxed about they'll look they'll get to it and they told me i like called them twice to like deliver flowers on valentine's day i'm like hey just confirming delivery they're like like yeah you know very curt with me but i understand they have a lot of orders they're like yeah it's gonna be gonna be there by 7 p.m i was like really like to an office anyways they didn't deliver the flowers until the next day

what and i was like... Cancel the order. You don't get to charge me for that. Yeah. Well, I'm getting a refund. Good, yeah, good. Nice. I was like, of all the things...

Yeah, of all the things to not deliver on time, I think flowers on Valentine's Day is like top of the list. That's something you don't fuck up. Yeah, you understand there's a time sensitivity there. There's a a time sensitivity you're making me look like an asshole and you know and they're like sorry we're just trying to get everyone's orders i'm like well

then don't take so many orders like know your limits i'm not going to call them out publicly because i'm not gonna i'm not gonna say their name because i think that's lame but you know who you are what one seven hundred flowers they're like a random they're random orange cat broflowers.com uh they're a random florist in uh orange county but uh yeah they fucked up and then she's like she's's like, well, you know, if I got flowers the day after Valentine's Day, I'd still be really happy. Still trying to sell you hilarious.

Oh, dude, I jumped through the phone at that point. I'm like, don't sell me on that. You're out of your mind. Also, I didn't buy them for you. Yeah.

So your opinion actually doesn't matter on this one. Exactly. I made extra for them delivering them. What? Yeah.

Oh, yeah, bro. No bueno. That's cray town. I'm fucking pissed. Strider, who's your beef of the week? My beef of the week is just, and this is similar to Chad and JT. I was telling you about this, and maybe it's a sign of my age. I don't know.

But dudes who have jobs, who are working, and when you're on the phone ordering something, don't care. Where I'm like, I was ordering a sandwich, and this is a first world problem, but I was like, hey, dude, what does that come with? And he's like, I think tomato. And I was like, can was ordering a sandwich and this is a first world problem. But I was like, Hey dude, what does that come with? And he's like, um, I think tomato. And I was like, can I put onion on that? He's like, sure. And I'm like, dude, I have no confidence about this order right now, dude. And maybe this is cause like, maybe not now that I assistant manage Pat on the back, but I'm like, bro, I understand you don't want to work your job. Nobody really wants to work their jobs. I'd say 99 99 of people don't but dude you're

phoning it in and you're taking phone orders come on bro so just fucking just having agency lack of agency as might be for the week how do you what do you think you could say on the phone to get that dude to understand i mean you can't come with threats or anything i mean i don't know how you get someone stoked you just got to be like yo what up dude um hey man i got my pants down right now and i'm about to hook up with this lady so and he might be like whoa okay what's going on i'm like hey so i need this sandwich and he's listening you know he's like hey dude call up hey how's it going dude you know whatever sandwich shop this is dude you know it was potato chips what up dude potato chips deli how's it going hey man um i gotta place to sandwich order because i'm about to fuck and he'll be like what

i'll be like yeah i'm about to bone can i get a chicken mayonnaise he's like yeah bro i can get that for you honestly i'd be pretty stoked about that front load it was something interesting yeah yeah excuse me i have the president on the other line. Maybe something like that. That's power. Raise the stakes of what he's doing. Cause he feel like there's no stakes. Make him part of something. Yeah. This is my last meal that I'm ever going to have in my life.

Going abroad. I'm dying. Yeah. I want to have a chicken sandwich before I die. Can you put onions on that? Absolutely, sir. For sure. We will.

You know what? I'm going to throw in some free, I'm throwing a free cookie. Thank you. Do they have cookies and potato chips? They do. They're pretty good. Good to know. Chris, who's your beef of the week?

I bought some garage shelving at Lowe's, a thing called the muscle rack, which I'm happy with the shelf, but they didn't give me enough screws and nuts to reinforce all the shelves. They give you enough bars, but then they don't give you enough and i just don't understand why you would give me things that i can't screw in um and it just doesn't make any sense to me so i am happy with the product at the end i was able to figure it out but uh that's pretty fucked up guys yeah did you have to go back there and get them shit or like have some delivery which is like an extra trip well i'll get into it with my leg with my babe but oh here we go the thing is i never go

to lowe's once because i'm not handy so it always requires like i fucked up i need to go back this time i didn't fuck up they left something out but every single time i've ever gone to Lowe's, I'm back there within an hour. Yep. My beef of the week is the resolution to a beef. I got yelled at at the gym for hitting my vape. And look, here's the thing, guys. I'm a scumbag with a vape. I vape everywhere, and I just wait for people to tell me not to.

And I always say okay, and then I stop. But I'm pretty flagrant about it, and so I deserve it. But then a lady had already gotten mad at me. And then this guy got mad at me on top of it. And I was like, Hey dude, I already got in trouble. I already said, I'm not going to do it. And then we had some tension and some mad dogging ensued. And then, so I'm at the gym a week later, we threw each other a head nod. I go in there this week, we're lifting next to each other. I go sit down after I said he walks up with such sincerity in his eyes and goes hey man I came at you wrong the other day and then I go dude I go no man I go you were right I was wrong and then he goes no but it was I felt bad about

I've been thinking about it and it was just it was bad energy and I'm sorry and then I was like no dude I am so sorry and I really respect the fuck out of you for saying that and dude i swear to god got a little dusty in the gym we both had tears in our eyes by the we were both because dude we were talking about a lot more than just that yeah of course two years of pandemic people not doing what you want them to do wanting people to get in line feeling angry about it feeling like you knew what was best we to do. Wanting people to get in line. Feeling angry about it. Feeling like you knew what was best. And we both let that out on each other. Not in a horrible way, but more than we wanted to.

And then we just both, we basically just let it all out and had a nice resolution. Yeah, now he's my fucking dog, dude. That's my brother for life. Let's go. And he has a top knot too, right? He's got a top knot. He's tatted up. He wears tanks.

He wears elbow sleeves. And I love all of it, dude. That's fucking rad. He's living his life. That's beautiful. Exactly as he wants to. And he's got a top knot he's tatted up he wears tanks he wears elbows sleeves and i love all of it that's fucking rad he's living his life that's beautiful exactly as he wants to and he's a tolerant man he's a tolerant tolerant man and uh yeah i love you dude uh what did your dentist say when you were vaping in in the dentist's office they were chill about it they were cool because they like play dj music in there and shit and like it's a vibe dude that's a good dentist i should i need to go there yeah they're really cool it's a purple light dentist office chad who's your baby of the week uh my baby of the week is the steam room i fucking love the steam room i think i've done this before but i gotta call them out again i love the steam room i go to the steam room equinox not to flex but that's where i go they got eucalyptus in there you get a nice sweat in you know you chop it up

with some dudes i don't wear a towel anymore i just go whole nude i like that you've graduated yeah i just go bare bare ass on the tile um and i think it's like what's up it's not hot it is hot dude yeah like how long does it take to acclimate ass wise i think you know like when you sit down does everybody go like no well because it's steam it's it's wet right so so it naturally cools it down a little bit if it was a sauna that that'd be i think a different story um but uh yeah i just go in there full nude and i think it's it's made me more comfortable as a as a person just to drop dong and you know just steam with some dudes and chop it up i meet some great guys in there you know i met this one guy who's partying the other

night and he's just like yeah bro i'm just sweating it out and then you know um met this good guy, Greg, who he DJs weddings. And he's just a great guy. Huge cock, too. That's nice. What's the age demographics in the Steam Room? I'd say... Do you get old guys? Do you get wrinkly? Yeah, I'd say it's probably like 30 to 60.

It's not too old. I'd say primarily it's like 30s and 40s so you get some you know you get tight bods tight bods some you know you know well-lifted nuts i'd say yeah no nuts i'm touching this yeah what's up buff nuts buff nuts yeah and uh yeah good hell yeah so good strider you got a baby of the week did i got a baby of the week this guy be my freaking dank ass fiance dude and i gotta tell you right now dude she's been grinding hard working full-time and in grad school dude and just handling it like a beast so i just want to give props to my dank fiance for being an absolute legend and you know some days are tougher than others and she had a tougher day the other day and you know she's just handling it like a beast dude so good on her for doing what she does and

and everyone out there grinding like that and making a difference and making the change in their lives and stuff so just throwing props to my dang fiance for that nice dude that's tight yeah for sure chris who's your baby of the week my baby of the week is lowes because i did have to go back. And the thing about Lowe's is I don't know how to do a bunch of this shit, but whenever you walk in there, you're like, dude, I could do, I could rig out all my shit. I could fucking build a castle if I knew how to build one.

And walking in there, it's just like, you just feel like you could do so much. And they were able to hook it up. We found not the exact same ones, but they totally worked. Some other screws, some other nuts. I was able to finish putting the thing together. And, you know, they were super helpful. And, yeah, just, like, the amount of possibilities that you feel when you walk in there where you're like, I could use all this, dude. I can make a whole new kitchen if I wanted to.

I can't. But, like, you could if you're able to do that. I think that's sick. It's unreal, dude. I mean't, but like, you could if you could, if you're able to do that. I think that's sick. It's unreal, dude. That's a killer bit of the week, dude. I mean, I totally understand what you mean. When you walk into Lowe's

and you just see all those materials, you're like, yeah, this is where guys belong. That's why I'm in here once every five years, but. Dude,

I'd like to just go there and walk around. I wish I knew about that stuff, dude. It's so sick. I know, and it's like, put it in headphones. When I know when I'm looking for something,

it takes me 40 minutes to find it. Because there's 60 aisles. But I kind of want to be like, I'm a man, so I can find this shit. If I was looking to get cucked in real life, I might find the guy to cuff me at a low.

Oh, 100%. I think you could trust him to respect the boundaries, but you also know he could step up and the, uh, uh, uh, you know, he'd deliver that too. Right. He'd bring the wood. I was going to say, you think you'd find them in the wood section,

but you know where you'd find them? In the paint section. Those guys blend their own paint and stuff. You hand them numbers, they know exactly what they're doing. Is that beautiful or what? They're artists, bro. It's like, yeah.

It's fucking, when you see it go into the centrifuge or whatever it's amazing but like guys who know how to like fix plumbing you know what i mean oh yes oh like i don't know what to do with leaky faucet but like these guys do and that's how a lot of pornos start good call they know how to fuck but you know i never go to home genius call i never go to home depot well yeah no but you know those people like they know how to do it but yeah you call the plumber because you hope that he comes over he's really hot and then he you know bangs your wife because lowes is almost like sounds like bros and i'd like to have one of my bros cuck me if that's who it's going to be someone i know is personal maybe the dude at lowes and

maybe maybe not the paint guy maybe the guy who works in the flower part of it all yeah yeah dude yeah yeah dude for sure yeah he could play a seed the botanist being the twat nest yeah bro he could do that little word play yeah um so smotes all right uh my baby of the week is going to a basketball game on valentine's day killer experience chris you were so nice you got me some ticks we went and saw our boy clay thompson hoop had an opening assist he looks great out there he's back in you know top shape and i know he's gonna have a big playoff run where he's dropping triples let's go in major games um but dude it was so fun fun. The whole place was on fire. The kiss cam goes off on Valentine's Day. Mario played Let Me Love You at halftime.

It was sick. That's amazing. It was really great. I can't believe you saw that. You saw Mario live. That's so cool. Last time I was there, Warren G was there. And then the proposal.

A guy goes up there and he has to guess words but he already knows what he's guessing and he the words come out to will you marry me love that and his his now fiance didn't clock it until it was happening and then you just get this beautiful proposal dude every basketball game should have all these bells and whistles yes you got 20 000 people in an arena like yeah let's do some special shit who doesn't love the kiss cam is the best thing ever who doesn't love the kiss dude and when the couple like doesn't know and then they're like and when it's an old couple and they give each other a nice smooch yeah they go oh yeah no like but when they're like it's like a 60 year old but he's like nah dude i still fucking bring it

and then it's always funny too when it's someone who's not the couple and then they go and then they pan over and it is the couple like're like yeah my sister my sister or my mom my mom yeah and then everyone's just like we don't care you gotta do it exactly

kiss her I was hoping they were gonna throw my broski on there with his wife oh that would've been nice and then I was gonna go over there and kiss my brother on the lips

oh dude that would've been amazing just get Sam Shepard in the building and just throw everybody way the fuck off. That's what I...

Yeah. That's my brother. We've been trying to do that for years. That'd be so amazing. Well, we always wanted to, because we never liked the Lakers growing up, so we always wanted to get on there rooting for the Lakers and then rip the sign in half. Dude, you guys aren't Lakers fans. You finally...

I knew you guys weren't Lakers fans. No, I turned into one at 15. Yeah, I changed. Who'd you like before the Lakers? I liked the New Jersey Nets. Whoever was playing the Lakers fans you finally I knew you guys weren't no I turned into one of 15 yeah I changed who'd you like before the Lakers whoever was playing the Lakers fucking played in the finals my dad was from Jersey like but like it was like at the time the Western Conference Finals were the real finals Spurs I hated Spurs Tony Parker look it didn't stop the Lakers from winning all the time that's just how it goes

Chad who's your legend of the week my legend of the week is Ivan Reitman dude nice one man he passed on the 12th absolute legend you know most known for Animal House Meatballs, Stripes, Ghostbusters Dave

which is one of my new favorite comedies great movie bro 93 no strings attached who was that was that on your list rom-coms uh no i did friends with benefits but it's like the same movie same thing yeah um and then uh they produced road trip old school which i both love and private Parts, Howard Stern's movie. I just wanted to give him a shout out. He's a legend. And yeah, I just, I watched Meatballs and Stripes while I had COVID.

Or like around the holidays. So funny. I miss that slapstick humor. Fun, rollicking films for sure. Yeah. I miss, like, that's, that's just the best. I just like, I don't know. All those movies movies so good so

i want to give a shout out yeah if you're on an island you got ivan reitman movies you're straight chilling dude you can wait for the rescue totally that's the best dude strider who's your ledge dude my legend is this kid i think his name was brayden um i went paintballing solo the other day and uh dude he was ripping it up. He was wearing, like, sponsorship gear. And, like, it was, like, bright turquoise with black, like, really decked out gear. And, dude, he was just really drilling it. I think he saved my life, like, three times from getting shot.

And, dude, it was so sick. And a lot lately, and I really needed this because a lot of my life lately I've been getting punked by, like, kids in middle school, like, 13 13 and shit and Braden was just chill dude he was like gathered and I think it's because you know he's a warrior and we were just out there and you know his parents dropped him off I drove me and even I even during I was like dude do you want to cruise over to like he like like it was time out from speedball course before we switched it up to like the greater thing was sc village and uh I was like dude you want to crush Gatorade you can cruise over here you So like it was time out from speedball course before we switched it up to like the greater thing was SC Village.

And I was like, dude, do you want to crush Gatorade? You can cruise over here. He crushed Gatorade. He gave me some of his paintballs, like custom paintballs. I was using other ones. So just a chill-ass kid who's like independent and having fun doing something he loves and had my back out there on the course. It was sick. I would have hit you guys up, but I just needed to paintball for myself that day.

Sometimes you just need some me time. I can picture you, dude. That's good you got that time. Yeah, so sick. So shout out to that legend, dude, for just being, you know, because I think every generation is cliche. You talk about how, oh, dude, these young kids don't get it or what are they doing? But every generation says that.

I think these young kids are going to be fine, dude. I think we're going to be okay. We're in good hands for sure. Yeah. Kids like Brayden will take over. Dude, props to you, Brayden, for protecting our braden will take over dude props to you braden for protecting our boy thank you dude because you know i need it dude pars rip that paintball too dude oh thank you both you guys rip that was the only rule we made in utah was split up the pars dude

is there anyone faster than a sponsored paintballer no did you watch them just with their fingers dude another someone you might want to get cucked by is you know it's not of age yet when he becomes of age a kid who's a pro paintballer or like an adult who is because dude their trigger finger is insane working that hinge with the double yeah just the double time on it yeah yeah for sure chris he's your legend of the league uh golfing with the boys dude oh bro playing tomorrow i got nine in this morning some of the boys 6 30 you're done in no time nobody else is out there it's fucking freezing and you just you're like you've already walked a couple miles and it's like 8 15 8. You know, if you play well, it's fucking, it's just the best, dude. And it's also been so nice, pandemic.

It's when I started playing again. It's just been lovely to play. I love it. It's so true. That's such a good call. And shout out to our boy Joe, whose birthday is coming up, dude. Joe Pelzon, legend, dude. Nice.

He's the ultimate, dude. Joe's the fucking greatest. He's the man. Excited to celebrate that with him. Dude, my legend of the week is I went to Malibu on a nice sunny Saturday and was just chilling on the beach. And you know, there's those houses that are right up there. So you're kind of like in someone's backyard or you're close. And this one dude was walking around.

He looked kind of like a Lebanese, like Doc Brown. And he was just the man. You could tell he was just, he looked kind of like a lebanese like doc brown and he was just the man you could tell he was just he just kind of floated on air like he'd made it in life he had cultivated his his life around pleasure around what felt good for him you got all that instantly and i just couldn't stop looking at him because i was i was fascinated by him he had bong outside like it just looked. It looked like he didn't worry about what anybody else was thinking because he was like, I got it. And then I finally look at him and I just go, hey, what up? And then he takes a beat and kind of looks at me like,

am I going to address this guy? And he goes, hi. And I go, how you doing? He's like, can't complain. He goes, how are you? He's so laid back. I go, dude, not bad. Just having a nice Saturday. And then he goes, are you so laid back i go dude not bad just having a nice saturday and then he goes

saturday like this dude had transcended our calendar he didn't think about the day the week or the month in days it was all just like one big continuous uh like float positive chill fest chill fast and uh it was just it was cool it was i was very inspired in that moment that i could get there one day to where like saturday is not a day of the week saturday is every day that's such a great call yeah what a legend he's Yeah dude He just doesn't subscribe To fucking Todd He condescended the fuck

Out of the idea of Saturday That was some peon shit He was like No such thing bro Chad what's your Quote of the week My quote of the week Comes from Julia Fox

I can't stop watching this clip Julia Fox Known from Uncut Gems Most notably Also dating kanye still broken up now i think but yeah she says she says it's beautiful she says and i'll play it for you guys but she says how was josh shaft is josh safty's muse on uncut jams and uh wait i didn't hear this i didn't hear this. I didn't hear this.

You haven't heard it? You haven't heard it? Everyone's like, would you consider yourself Ye's muse? Yeah, a little. Maybe. What is a muse? I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncut Jams. Right.

Do you know what I mean? Dude, that's amazing. I mean, I was Josh Safdie's muse when he wrote Uncut Jams. Dude, that's amazing. Uncut was Josh Safdie's when he wrote Uncut Jobs dude that's amazing Uncut Jobs dude that is gold bro when he wrote Uncut Jobs Uncut Jobs

shout out to Kanye for acting like a true celebrity in an era where people are afraid to get cancelled he's a full psycho and I love it babe this is what celebrities need to be doing True celebrity. In an era where people are afraid to get canceled, he's a full psycho. Yeah. And I love it, babe. This is what celebrities need to be doing.

Be a maniac. Have to tell your friends to dial it back so they don't murder Pete Davidson. Go after 75-year-old showrunners, dude. The guy, he's out of his mind. And let's just hope it doesn't end too crazily. But it's entertainment at its fullest. For sure. Dude, it's entertainment at its fullest for sure dude it's it's nuts it's like he's almost proving that if you get canceled enough the cancellations cancel each other out

yeah it's like it's math it's double negatives bro yeah it's like he's so canceled he's not canceled it's pretty smart totally except for his kids man i feel bad just not really thinking about them at all it's a necessary code yeah it is that's what i've been celebrity dude you know hey yeah your parents are celebrity you're gonna be weird dude yeah oh dude yeah yeah are they gonna is there any upside to it like you look at like jayden and willow and they were so weird when they were young i was like oh god i wouldn't want to be that famous of a kid but then they kind of discovered like this like alien brilliance along the way and i'm like

hopefully yeah yeah you hopefully get that but that's after a lot of uh trials and tribulations yeah you're probably fucked yeah oh yeah i bet i bet like i felt like uh and he wants to Emancipated from his parents And it's like Dude your dad's Will Smith He's the man dude Right I feel like Jason Like if you're a celebrity

Like Jason Bateman I bet his kids are normal And cool If you don't hear about the kids Yeah Or your parents Not doing anything That makes you think of the kids

Yeah That's true yeah You just don't know Cause they could be like My dad's Jason Bateman But like nobody Cares Right So then they So then that turns them Into a psycho Right Yeah You just don't know. Because they could be like, my dad's Jason, but nobody cares. Right.

So then that turns them into a psycho. Right. Yeah. You never know, dude. So I think they're probably all fucked. Yeah. Yeah. That's why you got to, yeah.

Just have an interest if you can. Go paintballing. Yeah. Maybe if they were like pros. But then you have Tom Hanks as a dad. Tom Hanks is the man. But then your kid's not cool. And then Chet came out and kind of shaded his dad and was like,

I wish I had a male role model in my life who would have told me to tell the haters to fuck off. Which was like, yeah, that's probably the one thing Tom Hanks isn't going to do. True. Tell his kid, tell the haters to fuck off. He'd be like, why do they hate no one can do everything exactly what exactly it's not come on we're beloved yeah we're above that what are you talking about strata what's up dad yeah just different wavelengths strata what's your quote of the week my quote of the week is going to be a paraphrase

from a film that i was telling chris that i recently watched we were soldiers and it's from the dude who plays the sniper in um saving private ryan i forget that actor's name but he's that barry pepper yeah i love barry pepper underrated actor great actor great character says barry pepper and and Mel Gibson's like how come you're not a soldier you're brave you're out here and he goes there's been a Galloway in every single war you know Civil War and blah blah blah and a Galloway's given his life and he goes figured I'd you know put down the rifle and pick up the camera shoot this war in a different way maybe try to understand

one and then he tells Mel Gibson a story you know this is like one of those moments of levity after and saying it insane violence which Mel Gibson makes the best in movies because it true sadomasochist and he goes you know my great-granddaddy they both fought in the Civil War and one of them lost his left foot one of them lost his right foot and they met in Galveston at a shoe stop shoe store and every year after that they meet up together and buy themselves one brand new pair of shoes. And you know, in a war movie, you're like, ha ha ha, oh yeah, oh ho, two guys, no foot, buying a shoe.

And Mel's like, what are the odds of them having the same shoe size? And he goes, maybe it's meant to be. Ha, maybe it's meant to be. And so, it's not really a quote, it's more of a run on of it, but a beautiful moment. No, but it's an energy be and so it's not really a quote it's more of a run-on of it but it's a beautiful moment it's an energy i love that and it it is made more powerful because it's two guys at war because they really they understand the cruel ironies of life and no one's more about us than

sam elliott in that role though dude as the um sergeant major he's the best dude he goes it's gonna be close combat you might want to get yourself an M16. Figure if I need one, sir, there'll be plenty of them laying around. Best. That's awesome. Chris, what's your quote of the week? It's from Total Recall. This was on the other day.

See you at the party, Victor. Oh, classic. Total classic. My quarter of the week isn't inspiring, but I thought it did kind of... This writer said something that I then instantly read it and recognized it as what I'd always thought,

but hadn't put to words. And I was like, oh yeah, good call, dude. And it's Seth Wickersham in the patriots book better to be feared and he said you can become a millionaire with your integrity intact but you can't become a billionaire without kneecapping someone along the way i was like i think that's true because i've always wondered like what the threshold is for that but i do think those are the right that's the right dividing line chad what's your phrase that we're forgetting after it let's go watch uncut chance chris fj mfb fordal fucking boys oh fucking let's go dude that's beautiful and we need to make bracelets like that um i'll do a kanye one this is kanye from five hours ago

today he goes he's talking about so daniel elk is daniel ek is the guy who started spotify he's young dude he's 38 beast dude. He's 38. Beast, right? That's crazy. And then Kanye goes, I love how Apple only sees artists in only one way. They'll sit with Daniel Ek but won't meet with Ye. I remember me and Verge were with Daniel Ek in the club in Stockholm,

and he told me he could tell I get more pussy than him. He tweeted that? Yeah, it's like, even if it's true he tweeted that yeah it's like even if it's true dude he's just you know the thing about kanye like you're saying he's pure id you know what i mean there's no super ego there he's like this is the grossest thing i could say it's the biggest naked embodiment of ego and i want everyone to know yep yeah it's. That's awesome. Yeah. Tough on the kids. Tough on them. Real tough. Not thinking about them. Yeah, they don't care about that, dude.

But I crackled. Or I laughed. I crackled. I mean, instant gratification. It's pure entertainment. All right, dudes. That was fun. Yeah, dudes.

Good draft. That was fun. It makes me want to go get... Honestly, I'm thinking of getting Del Taco. Oh. That's a dub. Love that want to go get... Honestly, I'm thinking of getting Del Taco. Oh! That's a dub. Love that. I really like your list, Aaron.

You know, look, you have a code and you went by it, but I really like Chris's list. I honestly have to say I like all of our lists. I love the list. I think he could have won, but it was the pick-up stick he's here. Thank you. And you went fourth, bro, which was tough.

Going fourth in this... I didn't think I would get T-Bell. Okay, if you didn't do went fourth, bro, which was tough. Going fourth in this. I didn't think I would get T-Bell. Okay, if you didn't do pickup sticks, what would you have done? I don't know, because a lot of the burger places, maybe I should have gone with like, No, they would have still been on the board.

But like Culver's or, Yeah, Culver's. I really like Freddy's Steakburgers, and they got Dank Shakes in front, but like, I got to try that. That might be where I go next yeah there's one like an hour and a half away

I mean probably not you probably don't know I'll get on the road yeah alright good draft guys next draft we're gonna do our top four laptops

of all time dude I'm getting a Dell sweet later dudes Sweet. Way to do it. Guys, guys. I know, I know, I know. Aaron, who's your day for the week? Strider, what is your legend of the week? Joe, what's your day for the week? Chad, what is your beef of the week? Aaron, who's your day for the week? Strider, what is your legend of the week? Joe, what's your quote of the week?

Chad, what is your beef of the week? Aaron, who's your day for the week? Strider, what is your legend of the week? Joe, what's your quote of the week? Last one. Joe, what's your question? Thank you. Last Rush Last Rush Last Rush Last Rush Shad, what is your beef of the week?

Aaron, who's your crush? Strider, who's your chiseling? Shad, what's your club? Shad, what is your beef for the week? I'm going to go ahead and do this. Bum-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba