Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 236 - Kevin The Shmole Joins

Episode Date: April 27, 2022

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for 20% off plus free shipping with the code go deep i want you to flick the areola and let's sprinkle on the sauce yeah what's up stokers of stoke nation this is chad kroger coming in with the going deep and chad jt podcast i'm here with my compadre jean thomas what up boom clap stokers and we're here with general bag wall jackson the small kevin yeah is that deep yeah very deep thank you do you want to give some bagging uh we start? Yeah. Hey, I have a question first and you you think if you're

If some if somebody's don't people have dongs this big right? Yeah, they're pretty difficult to It's just right in front of me. So, you know, I'm just think that's what they call vacation dick It's like girls only want it when they're on vacation. They't want to like marry that dick it must be a very difficult thing i'm just thinking about it that's just how long have you been thinking about that about the last like minute or so about how you would suck it i wasn't thinking about sucking it but i was thinking about the physics of like how difficult it would be physics to deny what's true that you were thinking about sucking it which is fine and a minute technically i was thinking about sucking it but just theoretically like you have to open your mouth pretty wide everywhere you go pretty much you are obsessed with dicks i am obsessed with dicks more so than even us who are probably in the

of dong talkers we've had many a talk of like should we tamper down the dong there's no stopping it it's just fun to talk about what do you think's so fun about it i don't know maybe it's just people's uncomfortable being uncomfortable about it but maybe that's not even it i can't even yeah go deeper this is like a therapy session because i don't know off the top of my head, but it's just funny. Right. It just works for you. So if anybody says anything, you just angle it towards the dick.

And then I think it becomes funny. Now, not a lot of people think that's funny. They think it's obnoxious. But I love it. Has your mind always been dick centric? I think so. I mean, I can't remember a time in my life where i wasn't thinking about dick and uh when you in a non-sexual way right yeah you don't have to yeah but like but and it you're just fast it's just great and what

what has been your favorite sort of instance of dick humor or seeing a dick or seeing something that looked like a dick is bagging your favorite sort of dick related humor i would say that's more uh that's ball related that's nutsack yeah sack the dick doesn't really get involved in the bag unless you have a huge i guess if you're like flaccid and you have a huge dong then if you're flaccid and you have a huge dong, then if you're bagging, the tip of the... Yeah, unless you want to add a snorkel to the goggles. Yeah. That all checks out. But when we're talking about teabagging,

we're talking about the bag. Look at the smile on this fucker's face. So that's a whole separate... Look at how giddy Chad is. He's hilarious, man. I think, yeah, he likes sack more than dick. Am I right? I'd say so.

I mean, I talk about it with my girlfriend a lot, and I think we've likes sack more than dick am I right I'd say so I mean I've you know I talk about it with my girlfriend a lot and I think we've come to the conclusion that I like sack more than dick that's nice she guided you through that yeah people need dick talk they love dick you know and it's still okay to be you know in these times I literally feel full full of dick like I just ate a huge meal of dicks. Yeah. Keep going. I interrupted your flow. Keep going. You know, there has to be a separation, right?

Because people use dicks for bad things, you know? And you don't want to talk too much dick around people who are uncomfortable about dick. But amongst the boys, I mean, I still think we need a healthy amount of dick. And I still think the people want dick, even though the times have changed a little bit. They still want dick that's, you know, safe dick. Well, like Jackass, you saw the new Jackass. Oh, yeah, yeah. A lot of dick in there.

That was a great example. They had a great manchina. A couple manchinas in there. And then the use of dick in that was very sort of non-threatening. Non-threatening dick. Yeah, there. Actually, threatening towards the dick if you saw the right it was an assault on this vessel of damage and danger yeah i had

my genome done and they said i had something on my androgen receptor that anytime dick is mentioned i get a huge hit of dopamine so that checks i think for some people it's biological i don't know how it evolved to their my sister my whole family my sister actually my sister loves dick like jokes of dick uh-huh you know my mom not so much but i feel like on my dad's side maybe when she was younger yeah you know my my brain actually had the same thing done i get oxytocin weirdly it's sort of like a hug it's like love yeah but it never wears off it's not like limerence for after a year you know you go into a different phase of attraction yeah yours has remained fresh and novel no yeah it's like a fuzzy sort of you know it's almost like mental if i say dick to you

it's brand new do you also remember we we shot something where we had to hump yeah and both you guys are prodigious humpers thanks and you have very similar styles yeah and i was kind of new to the party oh right yeah and you both said i was humping wrong well you're it was just sort of like too realistic it was weird because i was going for real okay would you guys want to show how you hump and then we can i can now we do have that you have this halo thing it's a little doll of master chief from halo it's a little halo master shout out to dersky that's from dersky oh that's from dersky the dersky nice guy we play halo with do you want to teabag it i think i well ever since i've seen this i've wanted to teabag it have you guys seen the show the new halo show no have you i have i i haven't and i

very specifically i don't even want to watch it because i know they're they're not going to address teabagging and everybody associates this video game with teabagging everyone they're trying to make the show probably i haven't seen the show i'm just i'm just making an educated guess that they were too scared to just drop just like a tasteful bag just one back just give us just a nod and i'm not gonna watch the baggers so if anybody out there has seen it and there is a tea bag in there then let me know and i'll watch it so are you gonna bag that are we gonna bag are we gonna do a bag i'll bag it okay he'll try can i open it's not a collector's from dersky no i just bagged the box bag the box bag the box. Bagged the box? Yeah. We don't want it to lose value. So, sort of like, pew, pew, pew.

And he's dead. And then you give him the bag. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Taste it. Mmm, yeah. You're going to like that. You're going to like that.

Mmm, yeah. How's that? That was pretty good. That was really good. Yeah, yeah. Kevin, who's older? You or me? that. Yeah. How's that? That was pretty good. That was really good. Yeah, yeah. Kevin, who's older? You or me? I'm 34.

I'm 36. Okay. All right, your turn. Chad? My turn? Okay. Whoa, look at the flexibility on Chad. That's yoga.

That's why you do yoga, kids. Oh, yeah. Taste it. Sorry. You have a pretty long bag that's gonna hit him but you're nice i can't believe this is my job oh yeah taste it oh yeah yeah take it old ben sorry oh yeah take it master chief oh yeah who's who's old ben this guy used to know that's's cool. I'll go next. You fucking like that? Good. That's fucking good. That feels fucking good. Yeah, see it's too real.

It's too real. We have a new engineer today. Do you want to just point to a winner real quick? I like Chad. Oh, Chad. Way to go. He picked Chad. I'm currying favor. No, I think Chad's. Oh, Chad. He picked Chad. He picked Chad. I'm incurring favor. No, I think Chad's was really good, though. It was good.

It was good. I'm just being a sore loser. You're competitive. JT, this begs the question. Since you're so real in the bagging and humping around dudes, are you cartoonish in the sack? No, that's exactly how I fuck. Oh, okay.

And I take it very seriously. No, that's exactly how i fuck okay and i take it i take it very seriously no that's how i that's how i do yeah and i actually think that's how kevin fucks too yeah yeah oh yeah yeah you like that well that's what i think the humping from mcgruber i think before i saw you boning and he's like i need to write that down well that Well, yeah, that's the most epic boning of all. Oh, I'm going to shoot. You guys had him on. That's pretty incredible. It was fun. He's a super nice guy.

Super nice guy, yeah. We should have got more into probably the noises and the sex talk with him. It was a bit more Charlie Rose-ish. He was into that in his private life, but not on his show. Yeah, I think we need to get him in person next time zoomers are tough zoomers are tough you got to get him to mount you in person and do his mcgruber bang that would be pretty i mean i'd do that for the whole pod yeah for sure do we want to talk about anything else you guys got it you guys are the hosts so you're gonna do

a transition this is your transition well i was i was forcing the awkward sounds because i thought it was funny oh okay good hosting yeah yeah we live on those we make our bread and butter with those yeah take it back so uh how's being oh so how's uh being a lawyer you You know, it's fine. Can we talk about this life event you got coming up in a month? Yeah. We can? Yeah. So transitioning from dick and bagging.

And from Kevin's lawyer. Oh, right. Kevin's lawyer. Should we talk more about your lawyer? That was a very in-depth interview. How's your lawyer doing? Fine. Well, how is your lawyering? I really don't in-depth interview. How's your lawyering doing? Fine. Well, how is your lawyering?

I really don't have much. Do you have any cases you're working on? I do have one case that's pretty interesting if you want me to delve into it. Yeah. I don't know if you want me to delve into it. Not bad. You want me to delve? Delve.

I'll delve. You guys want delving? Okay. Hell yeah. I have a... It's a DUI. Helding? Okay. Hell yeah. I have a, it's a DUI.

It's one where the guy didn't actually drink and drive. He went and slept in his car. Right. And then at like four in the morning, one of the neighbors saw this guy sleeping in his car. So he did the right thing, right? He went to somebody's house and then he went and slept in his car, right? That's what you want people to do, right? Right, yeah.

And the neighbor saw him in the car and she called the cops. Maybe, I don't know, the neighbor's concerned or something. So cops come. Pretty standard. It's a welfare check, but then the cop arrests him for a DUI and he kept on the cop over and over again. You know, I, you know, I was just at my friend's house. I was doing the right thing. I was sleeping in my car and the cop arrested him for a DUI. No, clearly that's not drinking and driving because there's no driving, right? And then

daddy got the DA to dismiss the case. So it's dismissed in court. Did he? But when you get a DUI, you also have to deal with a DMV. So the DMV tries to

suspend your license, which is separate from court. And so we're still deal with a DMV. So the DMV tries to suspend your license, which is separate from court. And so we're still dealing with the DMV because the hearing officer in this case is pretty intent to suspend this guy's license, even though we all know he's innocent. And it's been bugging the shit out of me and it's still open and we're still fighting it. So is your recourse in court or are you just no it's done in court so you're just talking to these guys on the phones and trying to get them to change no daddy's got it dismissed in court okay that's the big stuff right yeah but having your license suspended is it sucks it sucks too and No, in court, I talk the DA. Yeah, can you take us through your argument? I mean, I think we kind of know what your argument is.

He's not driving. The guy's not driving. It's a pretty simple argument. Yeah, so it... Is that what he said? Yeah, he's not driving. What the fuck are we doing here? This is my lawyer.

What did you want him to do? Did you want him to drive? I mean, it seems like he would have been, it would be a better chance. Are you, are you telling people that they should drive? He slept in his fucking car. I thought that's what we wanted people to do is sleep in their fucking car. Here's what we want. And then don't go on the road.

Amen. And he slept in his fucking car. And then the cop lab arrested you for a DUI. Why are you arresting me for a fucking DUI? The D. There's no D. Driving. There's no U.

Oh, no. He's under the influence. There's no D. There's no D. And the DA agreed with me. Oh, so the DA dropped the case. So, again, we're in court. and then we're with the DMV. That's separate.

Court, daddy got it dismissed. Right? What's number one? Court, daddy got it dismissed. DMV, we're still dealing with the DMV right now. Daddy hasn't won yet. Who are you talking to at the DMV? So when you have a DMV, you have a, like when they're trying to spend your license,

you have what's called a DMV hearing. And the person in charge of it is called a DMV hearing officer. And basically that person is just somebody who's worked at the DMV for a while. They're not a lawyer. They're not a judge. They're just a person. And, uh, it's very frustrating in these hearings when you're making legal arguments and you have to make the legal argument to somebody who's judging it. That's not even a lawyer and probably doesn't really understand the concepts. Right. That's annoying. To begin with, just dismiss the fucking thing.

He wasn't driving. He's innocent. He's innocent. Why are we getting daddy all worked up so how long is this process i had to keep going yeah keep going no i lost my train of thought go ahead how long is this process going to take with the dmv uh i mean we've had like four here and we have to continue it every time because we have like witnesses and stuff like that so the next hearings in a are the witnesses like his boys being like hey we know

like trevor he doesn't drink and drive well the witnesses were no no not i mean the witnesses are too like old ladies yeah they were just people the people's house who he was at they're all yeah his car was parked we saw him when he came here and the car was there in the morning when he wasn't in it it's old ladies well i i mean not old ladies but not so it's not like yeah they're not like 20 year olds how old's the guy a little older how huh how old i can't divulge specific information about my client here i'm just talking about stuff that's you know generally okay i'm sorry i missed this but do you have to go to court for the dmv part two no So how do you deal with them?

The DMV? Yeah. Right now it's over the phone. I used to go into the DMV hearing office but since COVID they're all over the phone. Right. Do you feel like it's harder to make a compelling argument over the phone versus in person? You would think but daddy gets his point across. I just added that next daddy.

It might seem overbearing medium yeah yeah uh so i i the on the first hearing that we had um so you can subpoena the police officer to testify and i said okay so what led you to arrest this guy for a dui now before we say that drinking and driving i don't agree agree with, it's a bad thing, right? You shouldn't drink and drive people listening. But, uh, some people get like, when I go off on these things, they just, they're so anti DUI, which I am too, that they can't listen to this part where the person who actually did the right thing, they can't get over the part. Well,

if you got arrested by a cop, then he, he must be a DUI. Right. You love grilling cops too, right? Cause they're like perceived alphas. And then you kind of put them back into their,

you right size them a bit. Well, I don't have to, you know, not, not every cop, some cops are, you know,

they, they go, they play by the rules. It's the ones that don't play by the rules that daddy has to step in on. This guy, the police officer in this one, he was new. So he didn't really know what he was doing. And I asked him, I said, why did you arrest him for this DUI? And he said, well, he was behind the driver's seat and he was in control of the car and I said well can you explain to me what are the elements of a DUI the thing you arrested

him for and so he was in control of his car and he was behind the wheel and I said don't you need driving as an element of a DUI and he uh uh there there's a very uh yeah I've heard there's in California law that if you're in the um driver's seat regardless of whether the car is on or off and that for some reason they have you heard that I have heard that are you sure you've heard that who would you have heard that from because that's exactly the wrong law that that's wrong that's not in the law yeah i don't think you've heard that i think he just made that up i thought i thought you're like have you heard that because that was the next part of my argument yeah i think he probably has heard so let me let me educate you okay do you call yourself daddy

in legal proceedings no but i wish i wish i could has anyone ever called you daddy in court like have you ever beat down a da so hard that they go well daddy that was good no but I wish I could. Has anyone ever called you daddy in court? Like, have you ever beat down a DA so hard that they go, well, daddy, that was good? No, but I wish they would. Do you start Zoom court sessions where the camera's just on your dick? When you're Zooming? Yeah, one time I thought the camera was off. Do you ever Zoom in a suit top with no bottoms on?

Like, have you done a court case with no pants on? Not only do I, but everybody. The judge does it. Everybody does it. No one's got pants on. Nobody has pants. That's cool. Wait, but here, wait, let's, I, we were going to an important thing.

So. Chad didn't hear something. That's a good question. Yeah. So that part where I just said you didn't hear it, you know, maybe you did hear it. You know, I'm wrong on that. Maybe. Just being behind the wheel of your car is not enough.

There's a case that describes what driving is. And it's called volitional movement. And what that means basically is you have to move the car. So even if you like move the car an inch, so let's say you turn your car on and you go like you just roll the car a few inches and then you stop. That could be a DUI because you're basically intentionally moving the car. But if you never move the car, it's not driving. That's basic shit. And that's something if you're gonna arrest somebody for a dui you should know that shit and then he didn't know it and you know he's new um

i didn't see he had any bad intent did you call him rook were you like all right listen rook at the end of the hearing i i gave him sort of uh you know we all make mistakes and i hope you learn from this uh that you and the hearing officer got pissed off and she started, but I want it cause nobody's telling him that he, you know, you fucked up buddy. And don't, you know, use this as a learning experience because you know, this guy's an innocent person and now his whole life might be turned around cause you fucked up. You should actually apologize and, and fix this. you should be on the hearing saying holy shit i didn't know what a dy i didn't even know what the law was but i arrested this guy for a

fucking law that i don't even know and maybe i should be a man and stand in there and say i was wrong and i'm sorry and we need to reverse this but he didn't do that i love that he said he was he would he wasn't i i felt like he was genuine that he just didn't know. The people that are, you know, the DMV that's still going after him and not just dismissing it off the bat. That's what pisses me off more because, you know, he's clearly, he's innocent. There's other details of it, but it just would get too complicated. Does the DMV get money for like, like could they have ulterior motives? No, I mean, yeah, the ulterior motive is basically how it works is that the DMV hearing officer,

if they dismiss too many cases, uh, I mean, our, our best guess is that it's sort of like at any job, you know, this is a, I don't have a evidence in front of me, but my guess is that, you know, you get, I think the rumors are there, they get like written up just like any other job. So the DMV hearing officer is in there. They want to suspend your license. Cause they want to give it to the edge. They want to give it to their supervisor at the end. The same kind of stuff happens in, you know, uh, you know, with officers, they, you know, whoever gets the most DUIs and stuff like that,

they tally that stuff and they have it internally. They call it quotas, right? Don't say it's quota season. This particular case is just riling me up because the guy fucking slept in his car. Can we just stop all the bullshit? The DA did that. I explained everything to them and they just agreed to dismiss it and we didn't have to waste any time.

So daddy has one more step. Well, I appreciate your passion in there. How many times? Are we doing a daddy count? I think we're at 62. Yeah, we can have a – Jack, can you put in a daddy count? That's a great idea. Am I pushing the daddy too much?

No. Should I slow down the daddy? I don't think you've said it enough, and honestly, I'm a little sad that Dick went to the wayside no well we can bring back the dick we can bring back dick torrent at the beginning we can bring back dick what do which word do you like saying more daddy or dick well i would say daddy because it's not just the word dick that i like it's the more all-encompassing dick penis saying daddy it's a concept of it right dick saying dick isn't all that much fun i like saying iterations of dick you know yeah dong dong cock hog peace i like peace i like

peace i like dink um i don't know if we covered this on the last shaft can you get a scoot under the influence can you scooter under the influence yeah they're they're you can like buy you can get a bicycle under anything you're operating you can so i think um you can get that and what do you get your scoot license revoked uh yes you do yes we're in like prison you know how there's like tears yeah i don't know i haven't had a scoot i haven't had a scoot ui sui yet wait hold on you know how in like prisons there's like tears of respect like murderers are at the top and like chomos child molesters are at the bottom where do people who get d is that it yeah where do people who get duis on scooters rank in that hierarchy i mean if you get a dui a scooter anything the most you're spending

usually unless something bad happens is you're spending a night in the drunk tank. Um, so I, I think in that drunk tank there, the hierarchy isn't really established yet. It's just a bunch of people. Or it's more primal. It's like,

who's the strongest. Yeah. We're not getting into background as much, but I mean, if you came in and what are you in for? And you're like scootering. Yeah. That would,

you know, but I honestly, you probably, you probably be first up you're like scootering. Yeah. That would, you know, but I honestly. You'd probably be first up to shit in the toilet. I don't know. I think people would respect the fuck out of you. Yeah. Because I know you were riding hard. What if you kill someone while scootering while drunk?

I think the guy shitting on the toilet would get up and be like, you finished what I already started. I think to be honest. This is the case. Take your rightful seat on the throne. Yeah. this is the case take your rightful seat on the throne why you look so confused oh i was interrupting you guys and then i was i uh lost my train of thought again and then now i'm trying to zone back in on it to what i was trying to say i mean you are a guest but sometimes we have to counter daddy's interruptions. Yeah, I know. The problem is when there's three people on a podcast, sometimes this happens.

So I'm trying to catch myself when I'm talking and you guys are talking. Hey, you're the entree, baby. We're here to serve you up. Thank you. So you take your time. I'm just the cranberry sauce. What kind of meat am I? A pork loin.

Pork? Really? I'm the au jus, baby. Well, baby, it's your dinner. What would you rather be? I don't want to be pork. What do you want to be? Roast beef?

Especially because I'm Middle Eastern so, you know, I'm not Muslim but I could be Muslim and you know They don't you pork is your is your family Muslim back in Iran? I don't generally think any of my family is religious So were they non-religious while they live there? Were they like oh my my family. Yeah, we don't Especially my family in here. I don't especially my family in here we don't give a fuck when did they come to the states was it like 79 like when the shah no so both my parents came for college in the earlier part of the 70s um and then and my a couple of my uncles too so they were here in the 70s and then it got gnarly.

Yeah. The, the Shaw got overthrown in 79 and then they're here. I'm not fucking going back there. Cause everybody was, became nut jobs. I mean, the government became nut jobs over there and you know,

there's really no, you can't go back. How grateful are you to live in a state, in a country where you can bag? Cause I don't think. Oh yeah. I'm very great. I would not, you know, I'm, I'm very grateful to be in a country where you can bag? Because I don't think I'd be in that world. Oh, yeah, I'm very grateful. I would not, you know, I'm very grateful to be in a country

where I don't have to bag, you know, in shame or behind closed doors. Right. Underground bagging. Although that sounds pretty cool, too. Have you been to Tehran? I've never been to Iran. You haven't been? No.

Tehran's the capital. Yes, it is. I think so, baby. Nice. Let's go. Let's fucking go. Yes, it is. I think so, baby. Nice. Let's go. Let's fucking go. I know my geography. I just watched Argo.

I haven't been to my home country of origin. Do you want to go? I want to go, but not while the government is sort of like this. Right. So it's very sad. I want to be around my people. Fortunately for me, we live in LA, and basically you're just surrounded by Persians already,

so it sort of feels like Iran in a lot of places. Hell yeah. Chad, what was the big life info that you had about... Well, so Kev, you got a big life event coming up in about a month give or take and what would that be you're about to become a true daddy oh thank you oh shit sorry i remember when we saw the photo yeah oh yeah he showed us his dick that was the first thing you showed us well every time we go to get an ultrasound the who's the ultrasound person the ob-gyn no the person who does all whoever she she always ultrasound tech i think she knows she senses

my energy because she always points out the dick and balls to me she go there's his peepee i remember you we were you pulled us into like a small room and you're like guys i gotta show you something and i was 100 it was just gonna be something like a guy getting kicked in the dick or something and kevin's like it's serious it's fucking serious and then he pulls out the photo and boom baby photo we go bananas and then we all zeroed in yeah we knew what we were looking for that cock yeah but he does i can assure you he does have a dick and balls are you gonna pardon if this is too much are you gonna circumcise i think we are gonna circumcise uh don't do it stephanie wants to do it don't do it i'm sort of ambivalent are Are you guys circumcised? I am, but I'm not going to circ my kid.

You get more nerve endings. It feels better. What about dick cheese? We'll clean it. What's a dad for? You're down to clean the dick cheese. My son's? Yeah.

I feel like I could be convinced because I'm not cleaning dick cheese. I'll clean your son's dick cheese. Hey, your uncle JT's going to come in. Hey! For what? Let me get that dick cheese Hey your uncle JT's gonna come in For what? Let me get that dick cheese Get over here little partner Your dad's a little weird about the dick cheese Hey I'm still talking to you about stuff

I'm like hey we had to reschedule Aaron for Thursday Does that work for you? Your mom and your dad are weird about dick cheese But uncle JT's gonna come in here and scrub that shit right out Are you gonna hold on to it? Age it? Oh that's disgusting I mean the the part where you're you're scraping off his son's dick cheese isn't disgusting but aging it like parmesan I think so see where your line is then yeah I'm I I feel like I could be convinced because I don't want to rob my son of that sensation. Right.

But you know, you got to pick your battles and I'm sort of ambivalent on it. So I think, I think they're going to cut his dick. Are you, are you, I totally understand. I think it's a good,

and maybe in, in, you know, when he's older, he can look at this clip and go, you, you barbarian. What the,

what did you do to me? Yeah. Yeah. But I guess that's some risk i'm gonna have to take yeah it just bums me out that right when they come out we kind of like hurt their pecker and like we're we kind of it just seems a little well i was reading a little harsh and you have to take care of the dong for because it's like a cut a wound so you have to wound care for a week yeah yeah it's crazy or you have to wound care for a week. Yeah. Yeah. It's crazy. Or do you have to put Neosporin on it or something? Yeah, something like that. I think so. Are you playing guitar for the baby right now?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like as it's in the tum-tum? Singing him some songs. Can you give us a little taste? Oh, yeah, you want to taste it? Yeah. Okay. I've been singing him.

Um, I've been singing him. I've been in this like two year, um, like vortex of, uh, a band called Crosby, Stills, Nash. What about the young? No, no, no. I was going to get Crosby, Stills, Nash and young. And then back into the Crosby, Stills and Nash, which is their first album. Crosby, Stills, Nash and young, uh, everything. Uh, I just watched this documentary on David Crosby.

I heard that one's insane. My dad said that guy was fucking wild. Oh, he was wild, yeah. He was wild. He got into it. But they're just an insane band. They're very good. So I've been singing them some of that,

singing some Neil Young solo stuff to little old man. Yeah Yeah, and then wait you want a harmony yeah, okay to chorus two three Let's just start. Let's just do the beginning together. Okay cover that two three four Oh man Let's just do the beginning together. Okay, cover that. Two, three, four. Old man, look at my life. I'm a lot like you were. Old man, look at my life. I'm a lot like you were.

Okay, now let's do it in a more Neil Young voice. Like a... Old man, look at my love. Take a look at my love. All right, let's stop. I instantly regret it, and I think we just put a shame on his name. But, you know, when the pandemic started, we started singing... Should we sing Photograph? Nickelback?

Yeah, but we got to cap the singing after this but let's do a photograph okay you want how's it sir you want me to go it doesn't it like look at the wait wait on four one two three one two three four look at this photograph Every time I do it makes me laugh And our eyes get so red And what the hell is on Tommy's head This is where I grew up I swear to prison I was big enough

And I'm a name, no name But now I'm a name, no name Oh yeah Where are you falling on the Neil Young Joe Rogan thing? Well, I got Apple Music because I don't... Joe Rogan or not, I need to

listen to CSNY and Neil Young. Because Crosby, Stills, and Nash also removed their music from spotify oh really in solidarity with neil young nice that they're all together on it i like you know the joe rogan experience you might like it you might not but um and i listen to it occasionally but i am i i am in i am i need neil young i need them i need to listen to them what were you surprised by like i was surprised by like how many young people didn't know who Neil Young was.

Oh, that I was. And they were all like, Neil Young, who gives a fuck? And people were like, Neil Young thinks anyone cares about him. I'm like, isn't he one of like the great musicians of like the 20th century?

And then people were just like, I guess kind of who the fuck is he? I know a lot of like people, 30 year olds. And I ask him, I've talked to them about Neil Young. They don't know who it is. Right. And i freak out and then i only talk about i i show him pictures i send him stuff i i fucking just it i become the most obnoxious fucking person i'm like

how the fuck do you don't not know who this guy is right what would be a comparable like movie star who'd say like i'm removing all my movies from streaming service to neil young's caliber maybe like robert devol no it would be like it would be like somebody like al pacino or robert de niro he's you think that i don't know if he's i maybe yeah you can make the argument robert devol is pretty great robert devol's yeah i a best actor godfather yeah no but i'm saying gone in 60 seconds i feel like al pacino and robert de niro are like bob dylan and like the rolling stones like just a slight tier above neil young i guess i i feel like neil young's up there with them maybe dustin hoffman yeah oh yeah either way it's somebody you should but i feel like if we ask you know a bunch of 20 year olds who those people are they're not going to know who they are either so right that's interesting oh man look at my life i'm a lot like did you want to be like a musician do you want to be a

professional like rock do you want to be a rock star no i don't have any i just want somebody to jam with i like but when you were younger when you were learning guitar did you have musical aspirations i don't think so. I just really... Did you block it out because it's too hard to think about? No. And I started playing, like really getting into guitar when I was a little late teens. So I don't think I have the voice to be a rock star i just enjoy playing

uh guitar and things like that what's the song you do at karaoke it's like holy roller oh holy diver that was actually the intro song to my wedding if you remember chat like to when we were walking in uh it that's a that's a song by ronnie james deal may he rest in peace he's a hard rocker from the uh 70s and 80s he was the lead singer of black sabbath after ozzy osbourne are we getting too into music here no it's interesting and then he went on his uh solo career and you you've heard the song right that one you don't know that one no I know okay yeah that's a yeah that was good so how did you know instantly that was gonna be your like wedding song when you first heard it I uh planned our wedding completely and i directed every portion of it yeah and uh so we had a what do you call it the the smoke we had smoke fog

machines and then so holy diver played and then the smoke machines would come up sort of like a wrestling entrance and then we walked through wait so you how did that conversation go did this stuff did she just not want to plan the wedding at all yeah she had no interest so you, how did that conversation go? Did Steph, did she just not want to plan the wedding at all? Yeah, she had no interest. So you were like, I have a clear vision for this. I said, you know what? You know, we go, I feel like we've talked about this before, but. It's been a couple of years.

It's okay if we refresh people on it. I didn't want the wedding to be just like boring. Because every wedding I go to is this, you know, i just have to be on an edible the entire time just to get through the speeches and shit so so let's minimize the speech speeches we didn't do vows we had elvis uh take care of all that for us and then we had the music uh we just had a couple people make speeches joe made a speech um and then joe was really excited for his speech yeah joe joe joe did his joe did like a like a good 10 minute speech it was a tough room too because it was sort of open air in the um if you know like the forum shops in las vegas like by

caesar's palace it's really noisy because there's a lot of echoing and it was an open air restaurant. So it's sort of like if you're doing like an open mic at a bar because people can't hear you that well. Joe's a pro though. Yeah, he's a pro. He did it. And everybody else, like I told everybody else,

if you can talk, you know, two minutes, that's it. Did you, how tough were you in your search for your elvis like oh very i got the best a lot of them are not good i got the best elvis and what made him the best elvis he's you know he plays guitar uh he looks like elvis he sings well he does all the things do he have the soul of elvis he absolutely had the soul of elvis the look on kevin's face when elvis came in was pure glee i didn't see

the look on my face but that's probably i mean i mean elvis came in he's like hey he was a good elvis right welcome to my man where the fuck yeah i can't do Elvis. Keep going. He's like, welcome to Nomad Dude. It's like a South Park or something. Yeah, I'm just channeling South Park. And Kevin's face goes, he just goes. If you look at the camera, he's just pure glee. Like your face, it was. I've never seen a groomsman smile as much as you or a groom.

Really? I think that's right. Are other groomsmen like sort of like nervous or something are a little bit nervous yeah and i think they want everything to go right but i think you had curated such a perfect environment for your own joy yeah that you were actually just in a state of her joy too i think she and she enjoyed it, too. Yeah, sure. But it was definitely, I picked even all the music. Do you guys get lovey-dovey? Because you know what? When we went to Catalina together, I heard you on the phone. Because you play it sort of like, people don't do speeches. I don't get into emotion.

But I heard you on your phone with your wife. And you get kind of lovey-dovey, I think. If you heard that, that was rare. I actually don't really get lovey-dovey. I think you do. People aren't aware when they of lovey-dovey i think if you heard that that was rare i actually don't really get lovey-dovey i think you do people aren't aware when they get lovey-dovey because strider sometimes doesn't know how lovey-dovey is like he'll be talking to aggro about sports and then his dank ass fiance will walk in the door and he's like what the cute get over here and give me a kiss and he's aware of it but i don't think he always feels it in the

moment how he shifts yeah i see what you're saying. But if you were to ask her, I would think that's not a strong trait of mine or a quality as being lovey-dovey. But I think you are capable of incredible sensitivity and gentle love. I feel like Daddy is a very empathetic person. But Daddy doesn't really show it that much what's what's what's blocking daddy from showing it i think daddy has to go to therapy to figure that out to be honest i just don't i could not see you in there i could see you owning your therapist i have to know i i wouldn't go to i would give myself to him or her i would give myself to him you would i probably

wouldn't go to her I would give myself to him because I need you know do you have a you have a therapist right male therapist but my therapist before was a woman okay

so and how did you like the difference between did you see any difference or they're just both therapists they're both good at their job they're both good at their job they both have strengths and weaknesses

I don't know if it aligns with gender so much it's just like their kind of sensibility but I would give myself to him or her so so if you had like word association where you see like drawings and stuff would you say dick for everyone no and the reason i wouldn't is because i feel like that's very surprising unless i genuinely like unless it was like no this is a dick like this is a dick undeniably this is a dick but then if the therapist is giving me a dick maybe that it's either a really bad therapist or the best therapist in the world that knows that i see dicks with things does that make sense totally but um i

i feel like i'm not opposed to therapy and i uh, I feel like I'd have to take it seriously and give myself to them. I'm just, uh, you know, is this, is this an intervention to try to get me to go see a therapist? I love the way you are. Yeah. I feel like you guys aren't pushing it on me, but I'm naturally just, you know, you can't, you brought it up.

Yeah. Having some, I need somebody to take me. I just think you're lovey dovey. I see what you're saying, but that's what you think. We could call Stephanie right now. Do you want to ask her? Sounds a little uncomfortable, but I'm down. Yeah?

All right. Does it work if I just put my phone right up to... Yeah, I think that's fine. Yeah. Are you going to tell her? Well, she knows I'm here, so she's probably not going to answer the phone. Tell her you stepped out for a second. Okay. Actually, don't. I don't want you to to tell her? Well, she knows I'm here, so she's probably not going to answer the phone. Tell her you stepped out for a second. Okay.

Actually, don't. I don't want you to lie to her. She rejected the call. It just got one ring. She might be... No, it's 543. We're going to call back. That was pretty rude.

She might be busy. No, she knows yeah she doesn't want to be on the podcast is what i'm getting oh she oh you're right she is on a call okay okay so should i i have to say okay call me back love no she'll know it's i would never say okay, call me back, love. No, she'll know I would never say that. So call me back. I'm not going to lie to her. I wouldn't lie to my wife. Just saying I have a question.

I know that. Say love you, baby. No, because if I text that to her. Say baby, I love you. No, if I text that to her, she's not going to call back. But just try it out. Say baby, I love you. Should I do like an emoji?

No, no, no, no. Write out the words. Okay. Baby it out. Say, baby, I love you. Should I do like an emoji? No, no, no, no. Write out the words. Okay. Baby, I love you. Baby, I love you? Okay. Baby, I love you. I can't stop thinking about you.

Baby, you are my moon. You are my sun. Can't. You are the wind in my sails. You are the ocean. Wait, hold on. Baby, I love you. Baby, you are the dick to my brain.

Baby, I love you. Baby, you are the dick in my brain. Stop. You bring me. Nothing brings me so much joy love you. Baby, you are the dick to my brain. Baby, I love you, Cam. Baby, you are the dick in my brain. Stop. You bring me... Nothing brings me so much joy as you. When I saw you, I saw you as a dick in human form. Now, do you want me to text this to her? Because if I text this to her, she's not going to call us back. She's going to think something went wrong.

She's going to think I'm fucking with her. She's going to think you're having an aneurysm or something. Maybe say, like, hey, I'm at the grocery store. What do you want for dinner? Something like that. Do you want me to pick up what tomato sauce and then say my lovey-dovey want to eat pick something up baby girl something up i'll add a baby girl into there do you want daddy to cook oh yeah yeah let me know baby i love you Let me know, baby. I love you. Let me know ASAP, baby. Daddy loves you.

She is pregnant. She's eight months pregnant. Daddy needs to hear your reassurances. So I should pick something up for her. Is this good pod right now? I'm texting. It is some of the most dynamic podding that I think has ever been laid down. I just wanted to check.

Absolutely, buddy. And you saying it out loud like that? Okay. Baby. I put a baby in there. Okay. There's some guy driving to work right now can i read it well oh i just said let me pick something up baby nothing crazy we recently me and chad

tried to prank somebody and uh we made it too should we talk about that or no yeah let's talk about it so um our friend me pick something up you don't think he used to go me pick something up baby so our friend uh what i don't think you read it oh did i not do proper english let me see it me pick something up i was distracted i'm trying to talk i think that's the alpha in you getting into caveman speak so she understands that you're a primal entity even when you're running errands that's a good uh you should be a therapist um uh lot of it uh so yeah what happened to your prank so our friend joe um marisi yeah he he decided to get a what do you call it cameo he got a cameo which is those accounts where you can get a message recorded for you.

So I decided that we need to prank him. You describe it better. So basically we wanted him to use, I mean, you know the classic Simpsons pranks where he calls Moe and he's like, see more butts, see more butts here. He's like, detective, I hump See more butts here. Detective, you know, I hump a lot. So we basically wanted to get, you know. One of those names.

We like Barry McCockner. I think we got JT with Barry McCockner once. I think we got you with Barry McCockner once. I don't remember this one. Exactly. You don't even know. Yeah, we just kept people. When did you get me?

I was like, I was like, baby. No. know yeah we just get people when did you get i was like i was like baby no yeah we just like you got me no i feel it i was like uh this is what i did i think chad is this what i did i said hey uh jt um do you remember this guy at this uh open mic we used to at the show once his name was bar Barry. He's been like messaging me, asking for like your information. He wants to do some business with us. I think he's like connected to like CAA or like an agency or something like that. I vaguely remember this. And then I slipped into McOchner every once in a while. So it's Barry McOchner.

And I think he started getting nervous. Like this, I was all, this guy's been hounding me, man. Right. I don't remember exactly. But you never got me to say it out loud you just wrote barry mcconner i think we were just laughing right that you know just the screenshots yeah right uh it seems a bit incomplete but i love it i think we just forgot about it and then so this is what we did with joe we wanted to read him a cameo it's the perfect crime it's literally um we wanted to read him we wanted him to have a read a cameo with barry mccockner um but i went a step too far um I think I just gotta just bury my cock in her yeah Barry Bacockner yeah right that's great you guys came up with that he did no well I didn't we didn't invent it it's oh that's it's been out there oh

yeah that's one of the better ones yeah so Barry Bacockner I had it like I had it set up where it's like, Hey, um, you know, can you, Joe, my, my boyfriend is a huge fan of you. And, um, uh, you know, his name's Barry. Can you read? And then I said, can you read this quotation for him for his birthday? Him and his boys will be, uh, super stoked if you read this to him um and it was basically that and it was good but i made a fatal mistake i got i got greedy and i made her name what was it jenny talia jenny talia jenny talia jenny talia so i said hey my name's jenny and then i said maybe even jenny or I put Jenny Talia at the end, like love XOXO Jenny Talia. Pigs get fat, hogs get slaughtered. Yeah.

And so I think, you know, he read the cameo and he gave it to us. So he got 25 bucks for me, but he's all, all right. I have the video. Oh yeah.

So it wasn't good, but it wasn't good. And I think if we just left it with Barry, like we did with JT, we would have got him. But I think that Jenny Talia, he got it. And, you know, it wasn't a good prank. I think it has potential. I think it's still fun.

Well, we just blew the cover of it now because we were saying, don't talk about this. We're going to get him. You guys did a great job of keeping it under wraps because I wasn't hip to any of this. But I think there seems like there's still pleasure in the attempt even if it doesn't go off seamlessly right yeah we like barry okay hi this message is from our coolest fan barry mccalkin my good friend jenny talia wanted me to wish you a very happy 22nd birthday oh isn't that nice of you jenny talia wanted me to wish you a very happy 22nd birthday oh isn't that nice of

you jenny talia you want to wish barry mccawkner a happy birthday i'm sure mr mccawkner is very appreciative of this thanks miss talia look at him he's in his like glasses like he's going to somebody's birthday out there happy if it is happy birthday if not it's nice to have a good laugh you know i love it because joe just he's just doing his fucking job there you know what i mean he knows that the what the bit is he's a 25 but he fucking steps into and he fucking delivers it with with gusto so i mean it's just a i disagree that's a hero right there you paid him 25 bucks read read the fucking thing okay wow no calling me out. You have a job.

It's your thing. I almost made a complaint on Cammy. I almost made a complaint on his account. Read it out. Or don't. Or I think they can reject it, right? Right. I don't know.

But I think we sort of did. He still didn't know it's us. I think he thinks it's like one of his real fans. Sure. So we sort of got him. But I don't think it's a good prank i think we could still get him he's still gettable yeah it's just an effort thing like you just one name but it's it's a brutal mistake that jenny talia it's gonna haunt me but i i think i think too

just getting him to say the name i i feel like i i always felt like there was missing something because i feel like you have to get him to say the name in a funny way something where it's like you know where like bart gets mo to say like um what are some of the names in the simpsons uh you know like what is something i don't even i forget see more butts though just for example see more butts i see more butts something like yeah you know what i mean yeah so that was you know it kind of haunts you that you had a second name yeah i feel like if we just had mccauchinor in there he wouldn't have known what do you think yeah so do you like pulling off the perfect kind of name prank like that that that that has a huge tale in terms of joy right like you feel good about it for a while.

I, I, yeah, I just, in the moment, to be honest, like I, this is not something that I get, you know, I'm thinking about all the time or doing, I'm not a big prankster, but I would have enjoyed it. I, you know, I'm obsessed with Barry. You're obsessed too. Just like, it's, it's Dick related dick related i guess if we're gonna analyze this macaque macaque nerd you guys are getting shot what happened we're getting shot a little bit like you're losing your passion you know what i honestly i feel a little judged by our prank

me yeah i'm trying to keep the juice going i don't feel judged i just feel like i'm not i have you're judging the prank. I'm not. I'm into it. I'm trying to tap into the. He's into it. My halo name is Barry McCockner. No.

Get the fuck out of here. Our engineers. Come on. That's you. You just broke through the fourth wall. Do you want to come on camera and say Barry McCockner? Yeah, sit here because you can use this mic. Wait, do you want a bag?

Do you want to show us? We don't have the cameras for that, but we can get them to talk about it on mic. Do you want me to sit? Yeah, sit here because you can use this mic. Wait, do you want a bag? Do you want to show us? We don't have the cameras for that but we can get them to talk about it on mic. Do you want me to sit? Yeah, because the mic's hot and the listeners get upset

when people off mic start chatting because they miss it. What's your Halo tag? Barry McCockner. Nice. And we have a new engineer today. You want to introduce yourself?

What's your name? Barry. Barry what? Barry McCockner. Nice to meet you, Mr. McCockner. It's nice to meet you guys as well yourself what's your name barry barry what barry mccockiner nice to meet you mr mccockiner it's nice to meet you guys as well it's a pleasure to have you on here should we do some cues guys yeah cool yeah guys i'm interrupting this podcast let you know once again that we are brought to you by us because we got a new patreon out patreon.com slash chat goes deep you get bonus episodes each week where it's classic chatting jt super goofy super fun uh if you want some bonus content each week

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they get to the top of the list so oh so we're into the patreon part right now no this is just people sending questions via the patreon oh okay yeah okay my dog saw you at the improv in ontario last night with my dank fiance my question is am i an asshole for bringing candy into the show and trying to eat it inside the improv we sat too close to the stage and weren't able to munch on it but my dank fiance and i have a serious sweet tooth fellas what's sweeter than crushing some sour belts with the love of your life i also want to add in that it's not like we didn't support the venue i had a few medellos and some boneless wings while my dank fiance housed a few glasses of Pinot

and absolutely destroyed some buffalo cauliflower bites. The dessert menu was seriously lacking in the candy category. I also tipped 20%. Does this make sneaking in the candy area okay or am I an absolute re-nob for this? Miss Uncle Joan is fat hog and Aaron has seriously grown on me. Love the pot and thanks. That's a nice email.

Do you want to take this since you're uh i'm gonna be completely honest with you i don't even know what the fucking question is here so he brought candy into the san jose improv our show oh he snuck it in like you're sneaking into a movie theater but he still had two modelos and he's asking if that's wrong yeah no that's it's it's fine um yeah i think follow your joy if you're if you're paying the improv for the food and all that it's it's is there do they even have candy at the improv no okay dude look you know it's tough for me to say don't do what the improv you know parameters are because you know we're working there but i gotta say i think you did the right thing. Eat some candy, have some joy with your lady.

And as long as you're still doing that two drink minimum, you're A-OK in my book, partner. Dude, yeah. As long as you're amping up your joy, following your stoke. I mean, he went above and beyond. He bought, I mean, most people just get two drinks. Right. He got food.

He got boneless wings. You're allowed a little candy. Tip 20%. Come on, baby. And if that's gonna make you better audience if you share those candies with your lady it's gonna make you better listener bigger laugher baby go what kind of candy is he bringing in some uh sour belts oh the ones with the i think so actually i didn't know but but yeah, that seems right. I mean, I think the bigger thing that we needed...

Do you need candy? Am I being too negative here? No, go ahead. I want to hear... It's a lot of, you know, just unnecessary sugar. I've been on like a, you know, a health craze right now. Yeah, you're a Flav City with Bobby. Bobby Parrish guy.

Oh, there's this guy named Bobby on YouTube. I've talked about him because you introduced me. Oh, he goes to Costco and he has a little app and he tells you what food is healthy or not. I am obsessed with Bobby. Bobby's the man. It's called FlavCity on YouTube. You probably won't like it, but I am obsessed. I like it, dude am obsessed i like it dude yeah and you know that's a lot of sugar and then you're at the improv you're having a couple brews i know you're

a young man um but do you really need the candy that much although i you know i i feel like i sound like a we don't know what this guy looks like. He could be shredded. But here's what I think. He is saying, though, he's bringing it for his lady, though, right? And he's making her happy. And here's what I think of. Because I'm in the same line of thinking I'm a health nut.

But, you know, I like to keep my diet tight. Except for special occasions like this. You go to a comedy show. If you go into a movie, I like to indulge. I think it's important to sort of... If you want to let of if if you if you want to let loose a little bit you gotta let loose a little bit you want to keep yourself too too tight yeah i think you're

totally right man if you put too much stress on yourself with your diet yeah that's what you're doing you're building stress like yeah i'll be healthy but you have to allow yourself some space to be human and to feel joy because eating food is joyous and eating candy with your girlfriend especially if it's against the rules while at a comedy show yeah i mean you're hitting a lot of boxes so are we saying that he was like being a bad boy and that sort of got his girlfriend going for sure in a very sweet and gentle way well if that's what if that's what he has to do and that keeps the romance alive you know uh that's fine but if i see a guy in the in the crowd and he's his and he got a sour face on there right you know a little candy etiquette is what you're saying

i feel like you know i i feel like i don't really need to be opposed to this as much as i am so it was an interesting angle to take but uh but you're looking out for people i mean we got expanding waistlines in this society we got and you know nothing wrong with telling it's a tough thing to say but nothing wrong with telling people keep it tight well what's what's your main takeaway from flav city with bobby i'd say it's seed oils yeah it's uh so i mean he there's some things that i you know he has a he has a big thing on natural flavors and he says oh well scientists made natural flavors and his thing with gmos oh well they're making it in a lab but i can't see anything that's showing that that's necessarily bad for you it's just you don't want

the thing made in the lab but the stuff he says that you know makes sense is uh yeah so like uh canola canola oil sunflower oil all that shit oil makes you inflamed or some shit like that healthy oils avocado oil coconut oil that's what you want to see it's based olive oil but make sure make sure it's the right olive oil a lot of olive oil is sold that is uh actually not true yeah um it's good shout out to bobby bobby dude stephanie hates bobby she hates bobby i talk about like we're at the store and i'm all that shit doesn't look bobby approved and she gets pissed she wants to buy something and i'm like i'm like a dictator i go nat let me scan it not bobby approved sorry we're not getting it and uh you can like scan it he has an app and you scan it and it goes bobby approved bobby not oh that's pretty cool is it his face because bob no it's like a thumbs up or a thumbs down and i i need to back off bobby i've

i'm obsessed with him right now but i need i think i need to i do i do love bobby though i need to back off bobby i've i'm obsessed with him right now but i need i think i need to i do love bobby though i need to back off a little bit because it's tough to not let your passions bleed into other people's you know decisions when you live together especially yeah and look she's free to go buy whatever she wants but if we're shopping together you're gonna let her know i'm letting i'm gonna know you gotta let her know this is bobby or not because that's you baby that's like your religion you know and i'm not a hundred percent on bobby but you know you're 98.7 i'm really into bobby right now love it all right nfl question for jt do you watch college football much not too much a little bit i'm more nfl order these wide receivers based on where you would

draft them drake london garrett wilson chris alave and jameson crowder um dude i haven't i've watched these guys play a ton so this isn't going to be the best list to take over the grain of salt um you got london fourth i haven't looked at the the rankings i just did a quick perusal on one site new york post which i don't even think they're the best football insiders, but I would go Drake London. Number one. I know he doesn't have the wheels, but I just love the way he goes and gets the ball at the point of attack.

And I just love his size and the way he breaks tackles. It's crazy. The other three guys all were at Ohio state at some point I would go, I'm just going to say his name wrong, but I would go a lot of a number two. I know he's a little skinny, but he's fast four, three,

nine. And he just looks smooth out there. but I would go a lot of a number two. I know he's a little skinny, but he's fast four, three, nine. And, uh, he just looks smooth out there. And then I haven't really seen with Wilson. I guess I wasn't really paying attention. Cause I mean, they're on the same team,

but I would go Crowder three and then Wilson four. All right. Next question. Ex-boyfriend, MMA fighter, sub saviors of Stoke. Long story short girl. I'm seeing is the ex of friends of my family whom

grew up close to us but cheated on her with every woman he met with this girl for 10 years they broke up and we hit it off and she is a woman who can make me feel totally vulnerable and amazed by i haven't been close to this bro for about six years so i don't feel any remorse because he stuck his dick in anything that moved however he's a savage mma fighter and i know he will want to run the two-step on me if I see him. Should I text him and tell him to break the waters, or just take the chances and see how he reacts by seeing us out together? Small town, bound to happen.

And test my waters in the sparring world. Mind you, he's been shot before. So he's just the ex, that's all? Yeah, but it sounds like this guy's confident that this other guy is jealous and territorial i gotta i gotta say man i'm a little nervous for you i gotta be honest i uh i don't know what the answer is but uh yeah i would proceed cautiously man i mean it sucks because it's totally unfair and i wish it wasn't that way i wish this other guy could be rational and understand that he made a mistake and that it's her right to move on and he should want her to be happy. But people aren't always sensible and someone who can hurt you and has the ability to do that

might want to do that if that's how they could, you know, make things feel better for themselves. So I don't know. Am I being too... Was there something specific in there that this guy has, because just because you're an MMA fighter, you know, daddy used to be a grappler. That doesn't mean you necessarily... Just because you have that skill... Well, he says he's confident that the guy will want to run the two-step on him. Based on what?

Yeah. I mean, his own judgment, I guess. Okay, well, I guess, yeah, you have to use your judgment about that and you know love is love so if you love her then you got to take the risk man i'd say um you gotta move dude that's the best call no for real for real move yeah yeah you know, what's hot right now. With the girl or not with the girl? Yeah, with the girl. With the girl.

Yeah, move to Fort Lauderdale or something. Austin. I feel like Austin's a little bit played out, though. Yeah. Everyone's moved there. Where does he live right now? I don't know. Small town.

What's next? Yeah, big city. Goes to a big city. Gets lost in it. Dude, get lost. I mean, get lost in LA. My friend Joe is getting married, and he has a friend that I saw for a little bit when she was on a break from an MMA fighter.

And then the guy would be calling her off the hook when we were together. And I was like, she'd be like, she'd be texting. I'm like, don't tell him I'm here. The guy was like a heavyweight. He's a big motherfucker. Scary dude. She was like, he's harmless. He's really nice.

I'm like, maybe. I don't want to take the chance. But now my friend joe's like should i invite her to the wedding is she back with the dude and they're oh they got back together and they had a kid and and she's like should i invite him to the wedding but then we have another buddy who dated her and i think he would want to kick the other guy's ass more than mine but i was like dude like i'm nervous and like i don't know what he knows so i don't even know like if i want to like go up and like like do i go up with my head down and be like i'm sorry or do i go up and shake my hand like like shake his hand like nothing's happened well i'd say it's it's at your

buddy's wedding he'll be cool he has a kid now i doubt he won he'll start shit yeah he won yeah but but but i yeah but like i'm saying i understand the fear too. And this dude, this other guy who I'm talking about in my life seems pretty chill. This guy seems pretty confident that this dude's a psycho. And dude, there's stories of this stuff happening in real life that are pretty grisly. I don't want to be too fear-based and dramatic about the worst case scenario. But I don't know, dude. Getting your ass beat sucks, dude. I would not want to

the general advice is if you're gonna have if you start boning a girl um it's preferable that her ex is not a jealous person with um mma experience that would be worst case scenario but i feel like we don't know what his hunter skills are so if he's a a hunter then he'll find you or no no like like oh they have an instinct of uh hunting if you can you can move somewhere but he's gonna find her um so you know again i think if you get out of state like chad's saying yeah i think the solution is clear move to marina del rey but we don't know his roots. That's good on two fronts, dude. Because then you live by the beach, too.

It's a win-win, baby. I say you stand your ground. No. No. And then if you don't want to do that, then that shows maybe you really don't like her. And maybe you can end this. If you're so concerned about this,

maybe she's not the one for you. You're not willing to die for her. Are you concerned telling this guy to stand his ground and then he's going to get his face beat in? I'm not saying get in a fight with him. I'm saying, you know, if you really like this girl. No, don't call him. Just be in a relationship with her. Right.

And be prepared to get your ass kicked. Right. If that's what you think he's going to do. But maybe that's not what he's going to do. Maybe he's boning somebody else. Yeah, I'm just based, look, hopefully, I'm just saying based off what he wrote,

he said, I'm confident this guy will want to beat me up. And he wrote at the end, this guy's been shot before, which sounds like he's no stranger to extreme violence. And then break up with her. If this is, if you're so scared of being with this girl that you think her ex-boyfriend is going to do this and uh just just end the relationship and move on with your life and if she's the love of your life be prepared to die

is what i'm saying yeah for sure but i think if you move you maybe give yourself a nicer window of uh that honeymoon phase where like maybe you don't get killed. Yeah, but he doesn't want to move. His family's there. He has a good job. He has a son with another person. Yeah, that's true. He has obligations.

That's all true. That's a good question though. He could also take up MMA. I don't know how big this guy is. Is he jacked? Can he, over the next few months, start training? Yeah, but it's tough to get good at fighting i mean i know in movies it's just one montage but it could take this guy yeah you know 10 years to uh develop the aptitude to even get to a point where this other guy

barely beats his i feel like i've i have wanted to punch a whole like steak before what is it what would you call it where he's like rocky yeah beating the meat yeah what is it what would you call it like in Rocky what would you call it like a whole cow yeah just a like a cow carcass dude I would love to punch that that'd be sick alright this guy's question what's up pod there's such a thing as weed movie theaters

this is fucking wild you should do a movie that pod theaters get a dare so early his follow up email was, I'm sorry if I was rude. I only was super banked when he wrote this and I fucking love it. I only watch movies. Hi. Like I,

I have to be on an edible or something and it, it makes even sometimes I watch a movie and I'm, I'm like crying. And then I look at the reviews after I watched it, and they're like awful. And I'm all this. I thought this should have won an Oscar. That's how great it is. So I'm very in favor of the weed theaters.

Oh, just weed theaters. There was no question. It was just to suggest that we should make a movie and give it to weed theaters like a day or so early, I think is what he said. Cool. Which I'm super fired up on. Wait, weed theaters exist?

Yeah, he's saying, what up, pod? There's such a thing as weed movie theaters. This is fucking wild. You should do a movie. Yeah, he was high on the road. You should do a movie that pod theaters get a day or so early,

followed up by a brand new email, not even on the same chain, that says, I'm sorry if I was rude. If I was rude, oh my God. What a sweetheart, dude. This guy rips he's in his head after he wrote that email he's oh fuck did that make sense like was i rude there um last one bro troubles please keep anonymous bro therapy needed what's good young bucks my

little brother and i are both young in the military and live on opposite sides of the country and are each married with kids thank you for your service thank you for your service my brother and i are both young in the military and live on opposite sides of the country and are each married with kids thank you for your service thank you for your service my brother and i used to be homies but we had a hard patch when he first got married i didn't care for his wife because she didn't want to share his time now we are cool with him and his wife and i'll even game with that both of them once a month whoa he games with the lady too that's fucking sick but we aren't close anymore and i miss the little stoke lord i don't know how to get the old bro ship back with such long distance and i feel like we are drifting apart thanks that's really sweet bro you and your brother are gonna be fine you got a good heart you can tell you two love each other dude just

call him every day you don't even have to talk it's just it's just effort you know just call him every day if the conversation's awkward it's awkward but just give him a shout every day and he'll understand you're thinking about him that you care yeah do you know you know my brothers my brothers were on like a a thread and they just post they just send me you know their workout session they'll be like there's like this is my pr on uh the rowing machine this is how many times i did the uh assault bike this is how many how many miles i ran all that kind of shit and it's just little things like that keeping you in check it's like here's the update here's an update and if it's around something that you guys share a common interest

in like working out bobby flav city with bobby be like look at this shit that's not bobby approved can you believe that my brother texted me sunflower oil dude no yeah that. What do you think, Daddy? It's bad. How does he need to reconnect with his brother? I think he should maybe get an Xbox. Start bagging. I think they're playing. So they need to bag. That's what he said. He said it in there.

They need to bag when they're playing together. They're not bagging? They're not bagging. You need to bag. I mean, that- As far as I know- Builds camaraderie, especially among servicemen. Right. They need to, just like they're doing, I'maderie, especially among servicemen. Right.

They need to, just like they're doing, I'm sure, with, they're on the opposite sides. I don't know if they're in boot camp or whatever, but they're building a camaraderie, a brotherhood. And these brothers need to rebuild their brotherhood, and there's no better way of doing it when you're at war than dropping sack on an enemy. Amen. Would you... Never mind. By the way, while we're there, speaking of bagging,

Chad has... And our Twitch followers... Is this your beef? Oh, is there a... Oh, yeah, you guys have a segment like that. Okay, I'll hold it off. Yeah, and we can kick it off now because we're to the next part. Kevin, kick it off.

I didn't have anything. What's your beef of the week? My beef of the week is Chad. Okay. We have loyal Twitch followers. We average anywhere from seven or eight to sometimes 20 to 23 viewers. Okay. Huge.

And even though they're small, they are strong, intense viewers. And Chad's sort of fallen off the wagon with bagging lately. He hasn't been able to bag. And I feel like I need to call him out right now and you know get him to you know explain himself what's like what's the excuse show you've been busy with like work and like your family and your girlfriend i have a pregnant wife i have a job you know i have a pregnant wife okay I'm still dropping sack no it's a good shot I'm a lawyer I'm trying to give him a bail it's a it's a good shout you know I have you know I have been dating someone new she lives in Newport Beach so I've been driving

down there a lot we've been busy with work and stand up I've been trying to bone up on my stand-up. But you're right. You know what? You know what? I'm back off the vape. I'm back off the vape for like the fourth time. I know I'm a broken record with this shit. But I'm back off the fourth time. And that was making me super tired. My energy levels are like way higher.

I think he's sort of giving all these excuses. He has a valid excuse. and this is the real reason He's got a new relation. Yeah, and he's driving, you know pretty far to go see her and stuff like that but What I was I think I was telling him, you know, the relationship is real When you wait for her to pass out so you can drop sack okay so at some point he's going to need to get another xbox bring it to her place well that's the ish that's the ish is i'm a morning person she's a night out too like i pass out like 10 she passed out like

midnight so if you really want to bag with me we're gonna have to do the inverse i'm available to bag 24 7 so you'll bag at 7 a.m with chad i'm back i'm i'm up at 7 a.m my dog wakes up that's a bag i'll bag all day we got you know fans on the east coast you know on twitch you know shout out to dog genitals dude shout out to dog channels bazooka steve bazooka steve these are our boys these are our boys travmart for sure uh who else yeah freaking legend if we forget your name right now it's uh not because we well you know what i i have been craving an all-day bag sesh so i think we did 20 what did we do a 12-hour bag sesh once 12 hours we i don't know how these people on twitch the streamers that do it every day there's one guy who does it like for 27 hours and they're most of them are averaging like 12 hours

we did a 12-hour stream like nick mercs and guys like that yeah we did a 12-hour stream i was i was done like my eyes but you're just eyes you're yeah my eyes start burning after an hour. After we did 12, I mean, dude, we got to like 6 or 7. I was like, oh, we're cruising. And that was the point where I was like, we decided we're going to 12. Yeah, we're going to 12. And then when we got to like 8, I was like, oh, fuck. But we did it, didn't we? We did do it.

That's what I'm talking about. Powered through. But yeah, that's it. Do you want to add some, Chad? No, that's all I got. Chad, who's your Beef of the Week? My Beef of the Week is... Do you feel good about it?

Do you feel like you got it all out? You know, I've alluded to this, but yeah, it's good to, in person, you know, let a soldier know when he's... No, I preach. I preach. Oh, my tummy just growled. person you know let a soldier know when he's no i preach i preach oh my tummy just growled i think i'm hungry good time to end it for bags dude all right why do you have some load if you want to munch i'm gonna how am i gonna munch on your load is it did you did you store it is crunchy? Think of it like a...

You opened up the load chamber. Think of it like a peppermint brick. That actually sounds like not something I would be interested in eating, but something that a lot of people would be, possibly. So you're passing. I'm passing on your load. Wow. But...

I didn't see that coming. But I think it's a good idea, and I think it on your load. Wow. But. But. I didn't see that coming. But I think it's a good idea, and I think it's marketable. Load patties. Load patties. Dude, I like that. Chad, who's your beef of the week? My beef of the week is, so my girlfriend told me that I brought some bad energy back from New Orleans.

Ooh. She's like, have you been having trouble sleeping? I was like, yeah i think so i thought it was a vape because i'm a fiend you know daddy daddy's a fiend i'm daddy and uh but she's like you may have brought some bad energy back from new orleans so she saged my ass and my house and got rid of that bad energy so bad i think this was your beef last week no it was on the patreon oh nice yeah so bad energy oh i like that she's into energies yeah bad energy got boked later what other um does she have incense sticks we have a bunch of those you're in the sage you do sage i don't i don't do the sage, but I like a good incense in the house.

I have a ceremony. For what? On the weekends when I, you know, just relax, take an edible. I have orange light bulbs, so I make the house filled with orange light, which is very chill vibes, and then I get the incense going,

and that's my vibes. And then I get the incense going and that's my, that's my, uh, it's my vibes. I like that. Sweet. Uh, my beef of the week is with Ben Franklin, you know,

super cool dude. But, uh, when they were picking what the national bird was going to be, everybody was like pretty sure it was going to be the bald Eagle. Cause if you look at it, it's like a regal looking creature. It looks like a founding father.

You know what I mean? And then ben comes in being all quirky and honestly a little bit of like a prototypical hipster and it's like it should be the turkey and then it's like bro compared to an eagle like i think you're a little too cute by half there ben franklin so you know no disrespect to all the good work he did but on that front i think he was being a bit of a of a try hard schmull and um i'm not gonna boke him but i definitely think it was pretty obvious that the bald eagle was the uh the obvious pick so you think if ben franklin were alive today he'd be living in silver lake with like a tattoo of spongebob on his forearm that's the kind of vibes i'm getting from ben and look there's good things that come from that. You know, he's a curious guy

and he's deep into pursuing knowledge, but sometimes you can be too deep in there and you lose sight of what's what. Sort of like when I picked Sean Penn number one in the actor's draft. That was kind of Ben Franklin in me. So, you know, not throwing stones in a glass house, but I got to call you out.

The bald eagle was so obvious. Hate to be a devil's advocate here. No, you know, not throwing stones in a glass house, but I got to call you out. The bald eagle is so obvious. Hate to be a devil's advocate here. No, you don't. But turkeys are pretty intense if you've ever been around turkeys. I grew up in the fall. There would be wild turkeys. And I don't know if you've seen the peacocks out here, but they swarm in groups of 50. They'll take over your house so like you'll just come home one day and there'll be turkeys on your roof uh on your front

lawn and they're just they just take it over they're pretty badass you know what dude i might be underestimating turkeys because i only really think of turkey as yeah what's your experience with live turkeys pretty minimal it's just what we eat it was really the reason i was so amped up on the bald eagles i was watching one of those nature shows on Netflix and I saw the bald eagle in the nest and I just looked at it This is less about turkeys being a bitch, but they are ground ground bound. They get on the roofs How do they get they can they can short burst fly? I think that's pretty cool That's like it's gonna be the national bird. It's got to be something that soars. Yeah, and

You're right. I am underestimating turkeys a little bit but it's only in comparison to the bald eagle is that a good turkey it's pretty good let's see your turkey down but i can do a good turkey oh i think we're doing a little bit of strider tongue darting, aren't we? That's what I was going to say. Maybe that's where he got it. Shout out. That's when it gets shot at.

That was good. Let's get back in order. Chad, who's your babe of the week? My babe of the week is my dad. Nice, dude. I went to go see him over the weekend. Big shout out. Went golfing.

And he's a legend. me a new poter um the og red hot with uh you know what the shaft is called stroke lab oh yeah what is it stroke lab stroke which i thought could be a new name for the drill factory that is good you go to the drill lab or the lab the stroke lab the stroke lab creating some load patties or new load treats anything load related oh i meant to say peppermint bark i don't know why i said brick peppermint bark my load comes in the form of peppermint bar i'm just thinking like the brick had a nice connotation for right the density of your load right thanks yeah. I'm just thinking like peppermint patties. I think the brick had a nice connotation for the density of your load. Right, thanks, yeah.

What are the ones... Yeah, for sure, dog. What are the ones that are chocolate and then they have the mint inside? Is that a peppermint patty? What? Is that a Klondike? Oh, the fucking...

The peppermint, the chocolate, and then it has the mint inside. Oh, yeah. Not the Junior Mint, but I like the Junior Mint. Yeah. Junior Mints are so good, dude. For sure.

What if it was a load inside them? Not, you know, maybe not for us, but maybe somebody would like to taste that. Sure. But you can make some for Stephanie. She does not like, she's not a fan of loads. She's claimed to be allergic to loads. That's what happens when you get. How'd you make a baby because she's just

claiming she's alert oh you're not buying it it's a thing oh i think i'm allergic to loads well you know you could test it you could make your own oh we forgot to are we running you want to wrap this up don't you let's give her one more call let's see if she'll answer i think chad's in the middle of it you can make you can make your own no i'm done You can make your own... No, I'm done. You can make your own... But thank you. You can make your own junior mints, but put your load in there and see if she's actually allergic. All right. Sorry to interrupt the flow.

Kevin, who's your baby of the week? You guys... Do you usually give the guest the questions so I can think about it or just wait, we thought you knew. Yeah. You've been on,

I have, um, but baby, it's okay. You'll be good off the fly. Babe of the week. I'm going to have to say my wife. Nice dude.

You know, she's eight months pregnant. She's holding our little boy. It's a little, I don't know if you've been around a pregnant person, but he's very active. So he's like, he's kicking. He's kicking a lot. It's a little, I don't know if you've been around a pregnant person, but he's very active. So he's like, he's kicking, he's kicking a lot. It's really weird.

It's like, there's a little alien in there. You know, she has some back pains. She's holding what once was my load, but now is a different kind of load, which is a human load, a baby load that turned into a baby. And she should be commended for that so let's give her a round of applause did you ever that was nice right that was really nice you know i i was very you know if we're in therapy right now i complimented her even though she didn't answer the phone twice i've been calling her multiple times she won't answer the phone stick to the positive um you know is she allergic

to loads obviously not but i said something nice and she's burying our child and i really i really think you should make you some junior mints out of your load by the way we talked about this on the last part of your loads i think that might be the line with uh no uh my loads have not gotten bigger although i haven't been measured no they haven't got bigger my loads are what they are enough to make a baby though my babe of the week is gore vidal american intellectual bisexual witty beast fought in war had hot boyfriends wrote pithy articles talk shit got in a fight with william f buckley on tv just a total beast read about him love him the guy fucked nice chad who's your legend of the week

my legend of the week is me for uh i'm making a valiant effort to ditch the vape this time and you know what stokers i know i keep falling into that trap, but this time is the time. This is where it's locked in my brain. You know? Because other times I've done it, I've been like, okay, I'll, you know, I'll give it a few weeks and I'll dabble, you know, because daddy wants to be a little bit bad. But this time, I know where that leads to.

The barbs are in me. You know, I'm like a fish. I'm like a marlin in Cabo. And the deep sea nicotine boat is just reeling me in. I'm like, no, no, no. And this time, I'm not going to go for the bait. I'm going to go for the load. That's it. Hey, man. Dude, I think you're going to get for the load. That's it.

Hey, man. Dude, I think you're going to get it this time, too. Oh, thanks, man. You got this. I mean, you've quit before. You can quit again. And, dude, it's impressive because a lot of people, when they quit, I heard it's brutal, man.

I'm not looking forward to it. At some point, I'm going to have to quit. Dude, I was filled with so much rage this morning. Yeah, tell them about the airport, dude. So I was at the airport and uh i i've checked in i checked on a bag of golf clubs so i had to check them onto the plane and um you know there are three lines so it's like southwest so it's like you get your your baggage claim ticket and you put it on your bag and then you get in a line to like bring it up to the desk and then they take

it onto the plane. There's three lines. The other two lines beside me, I'm in the middle, they're moving quick because people are taking their bags, putting them on the thing. It's the flow. There's good flow. Mine's held up because these people don't even know what they're doing maybe they decided to get their tickets as well at the desk maybe they had an oversized bag which i had an oversized bag too not an issue anyways they're holding up the line so you know what the one to the left of me as soon as the next person went i was like you know what we all should be going up there equally

i shouldn't be punished for these knobs so i just sort of scooted up and as soon as they're like next i just scoot up to the front and the lady's like so you just cut everyone in line huh i'm like well that line's not moving so i deserve to be here and she's like you're coming off the vape huh i'm like exactly damn exactly i like it though. I like it. You know what? I don't regret it. Fucking heck. What do you think about that move? You know, it could be seen as dickish, but you got to alpha sometimes. And when you're coming down from, you know, the nicotine, you're doing the nicotine vape, right?

And, you know, your mood can swing. It's understandable. So I Think it's acceptable But don't do it again You don't think I should do it again? No if I run that situation you don't think but what about the I don't think it was fair Here's my thing. Would you be okay with someone else cutting the line? Yeah, there it is. I think if you want to live in a dog eat dog world you just got to be all the way in yeah and you can't do it all the time you have to have a

code for when you do do it yeah i think but maybe that's not right but that's kind of how i do feel in the moment i was like in the moment i was like you know this line isn't moving these people are stuck there they're chatting it up they're laughing there's two more it should be they should have they should you know what the people that should have been like like okay you from the middle you come now

instead of punishing the middle line that's not the contract of the you're right he's violating the social contract you choose a line I often times choose lines wrong I choose them all wrong all the time and i'm i'm sitting back there i'm like fuck i that was too loud i'm sorry it's okay go baby you're passionate i chose the wrong fucking line again and i always get stuck in there but you know what i don't do i don't go cut the other line but chad's never done that before this is his first act of civil disobedience and i think it's an important rite of passage for everyone to do it once and see how it makes them feel and then you

reintegrate this newfound knowledge into who you are going forward but is that it's a little pretentious is he cutting the line now i don't think he's gonna keep cutting you're not gonna keep doing it no but you know what in my early more i i know what? I guess I figured it was the airport. To me, it... To me... It's his new nicotine. To me... He's hooked on it.

Yeah. To me, at that moment, it didn't feel like I was cutting. Oh, he's getting off on it. No, it didn't. Because I was like... I was like, there should be equal disbursement. That would be a weird thing to put off on. It's not like I went to the front desk and I was there for like a minute. I was there, there should be equal disbursement. That would be a weird thing to put off. It's not like I went to the front desk and I was there for like a minute.

I was there for 10 seconds, dropped off my bag, beelined it. Making excuses. I just give them context. Keva, who's your legend of the week? The one. Do you want to say something, Chad? What do you think? I think you were in the right, honestly.

Dude, McOchner. think i think you were in the right honestly dude mccarkner because like after about 30 minutes in an airport line like anybody would be pretty mad you know yeah and then for you to like work it through your head to find a new line like that's actually pretty smart i think that's a little privileged you know you guys are around a middle eastern guy uh who gets checked a lot at the airport and i can't i can't blow up i can't blow up at the airport. Thank you, Barry. I can't blow up. I can't blow up at the airport. I usually have a big, long beard.

I think you need to check your privilege, Chad. That's a good perspective to bring into it. We do need to be sensitive to other people's racial plight. So thank you, Kevin. Yeah, yeah. And are you going to check? Is that what it is? You check the privilege?

Well, don't now use it as a tactic for bullying. Yeah. I can't, I can't use it for bullying. What I, what can I use it for then? Interesting. I'm going to ask you to check your privilege right now. Is it checked? Have you checked it?

Yeah. And, uh, I think you need to check your privilege. Yeah. That's a good point. I think so too. Check. I good point. I think so too. Check. I check my privilege too. But you know what?

The biggest judge, the judge I listen to the most is Barry McCockner. And he says it's a smart move. Well, actually, speaking of my legend of the week, it's the one and only Barry McCockner. And not just the Barry McCkner and all of us because i'm sure there's millions of mccawkiners out there i mean if there was just coincidence that you said your halo name was barry mccawkner so to the mccawkiners uh throughout the land

and the universe um you are the legend of Legends of the Week in my eyes. Hell yeah. My Legend of the Week is Johnny Depp's accent in Blow. Ah, nice. It's really interesting. It was good. I don't remember it, but I remember that was a good movie. Yeah, and I liked seeing him just play a regular solid guy and not some eccentric.

Can you give us a sample of the action? He was like, you smoked weed in the 70s. Chances are you smoked my grass. California, it was sunny, warm, and full of money. Yeah, it brought me back. Tuna, Dooley. Dooley. Chad, what's your quote of the week?

My quote of the week my quote of the week um my quote of the week's a play on a famous general's uh quote but i'm now i'm saying that this is general you know bagwall johnson jackson which is kevin's new name who could not bag with such troops as these that's good nice kevin what's yours um this is one i actually this is the one one i knew you guys were gonna ask okay uh my quote of the have you guys discussed i know it's old news now but that whole whole Will Smith thing. Yeah, of course. I can't stop thinking about his son, Jaden Smith. And did you see his tweet like right after it? Yeah, he said like,

that's what happens when you like fuck with my family or something. That's how we handle shit in my family. It's even short. It's a, it's, it's a, and that's how we do it. And short to the point. It's, I'm just uh i'm thinking like did he was he watching it live and that was like his instant reaction like hey that's that's how we do it and then he did that or was you know yeah that's what when you

do read it you do get the feeling that he was like watching and he's like, and that's how we do it. And he just wrote it right away. That's like the world he lives in where I think he can do no wrong. And I think he's also rooting for his cucked father to show a little strength publicly. Is that what you told? There's so many different levels. It could be,

it could have been, I think that's where I was coming from too. Will Smith's my dad. And I was like, I'm just glad he did something masculine in front of people. Oh, is that your true thought? Yeah, basically.

Oh. We discussed this. Oh, you did? You discussed it already. And people were rightfully a little turned off by my... From the son's perspective, just getting in his head. And he hasn't deleted it. Did you guys hear Jay and Smith talking on this podcast?

I'm an adult, and I work from kids my own age. And I look, and I go around sometimes, and I hang out with other people that are my age, and they're just kind of... I'm just like, dude, like, oh, my God. Like, can we talk about, like, the political and economic state of the world right now? Oh, my God.

Talk about what's going on with the environment. Oh, my God. Oh, my God, turn it off. Is that the most brutal thing you've ever heard yeah but i i mean like he's it's him growing up in that environment where you know he has everything he wants and all that you know it's the psychology of it if we get him into therapy and then i'm just going back to that's how we do it seeing his dad just embarrass him that's how we that's how we do it it's interesting i wish at some point i had that sort of yeah that's that's i'm not really sure what you're trying to say i got confused at the end too. You want that. Are you pro or anti? No, I'm anti what Will Smith did.

I think that was more ironic. I'm just getting into the mindset where you're his kid and you're not embarrassed by it, but you're sort of like, who? That was awesome. Or is he covering and he's just trying to... Tough to say.

I would say he's covering right like the family's just falling in line but but then jada was a little bit uh yeah i well i think she liked it jayden jayden said that like right after maybe not understanding the implications of like what was gonna happen but he hasn't deleted it that's the other thing oh he hasn't deleted it it is interesting he's left there. This is how they do it. So, you know. I don't know, man. Yeah, it's tough to say.

My quote of the week is from this song called Mother by Xtreme. That's like a hair metal band, I guess, from the late 80s. And the top of the chorus goes, Mother, don't want to go to school today i think i'd rather go outside and play it'd be funny if you're like hey bro i wrote a song can you read it that's what was cracking me up they're like adults and then he's like bro i wrote a song it's really personal it shows it to his other 30 year old bandmates and they're like this is the one man you tapped into something here

um you hear it and you're like crying yeah oh and it's amped it's like mother i don't want to go to school today rather go outside and play and you know it's raw. Chad, what's your phrase that we forget after it? Guys, let's give the world our load. Kevo? Oh, wait, can I adjust my... I got Barry McCocken

on the line. He says he gives got Barry McCocken around the line. He says he gives... He said, give him the load. What is it, a phrase? Just a phrase that would amp someone up to want to get partying. Everybody has a fat load inside them. It's time for you to show the world your load

in a respectful way but shoot it all over go out there and shoot your load on the world son oh love the button yeah is that a phrase somewhat yeah i think so thank you i was i was just riffing there off the top of my head that'd be funny if i was in a circle getting ready to drink son go out there and shoot your load but not really don't actually shoot your load but spray the world nice fuck yeah man uh my phrase of the week is uh i went to the pharmacy at like three in the morning to pick up

my meds and uh i was still full of energy and vigor and the lady nice older lady comes up the pharmacist and i go hey how's your night going? She just goes, whatever. It was so funny. She killed me. I was like, that's fair. She just looked at all my energy and was like, nah, dog. Yeah. It was fun.

Well, dude, that was a fun one, man. Dude, Kevin, this is an honor. Did daddy bring it? Every time. You're action-packed, baby. You really do bring that energy. Thank you, brother. Good to see you. All daddy bring it? Every time. You're action-packed, baby. You really do bring that energy. Thank you, brother. Good to see you.

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