Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 256 - Strider Wilson and Chris Parr Join (Movie Dad Draft)

Episode Date: September 14, 2022

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I'm here with my compadre, Jean Thomas. Boom clap, Stokers. We're here with the, I didn't think of one, but we're here with the Duke. I already did Duke of Dart. The Colonel of Cunnilingus. Yes. Strata Wilson. And we are here with the Lord of Le leisure, Chris Parr.

What's up? What's up, dude? How's it going? That is the perfect thing. He's like very relaxed. What's up, dude? All right, boys. Well, we're drafting today.

Yes, sir. We've got a cool one today. We're doing our top movie dads of all time. So the best dads, however you define dads of all time jump one so the best dads however you define that all time some quick parameters we talked about on the golf course i don't think you guys were privy to it though nice we're already getting juiced chris well i'm really only talking to you strider you know i want to bet you know i'm gonna pick uncle buck i knew it i knew it all right let's leave it all open then you can do whatever you want but what

were you going to say what are the supremacists i was going to say like maybe just dads and stepdads but i don't want to stop you from doing you oh for real even stepdads if you want to do like surrogate fathers or like splinter and teenage mutant ninja turtles or something like that go for it. Go crazy. I think it adds to the conversation. Just patriarchs, dude.

He's a patriarch. Do you understand? Yeah. I gotta be open to it, baby. Whatever it is. It is. All right.

Should we shoot some odds or evens? Let's go. All right. One, two, three, shoot. Oh,

or Dick McGee. One, two, three, shoot. Oh, am I going to get the number one pick for like, I want it. Oh yeah. fuck or Dick McGee one two three shoot am I going to get the number one pick for like the fifth draft I want number one too

I want number one alright here we go paper rock scissors shoot paper rock scissors shoot oh no JT dude number one again dude I'm like really good I mean who knows is it a skill

I think it is it's messed up dude Oh, you got number one. Dude, number one again. Dude, I'm like really good. I mean, who knows? Is it a skill? I think it is. Are you cheating? What's going on here, bro? It's messed up, dude. Wait, but Chris has won how many in a row now? Because you guys play the numbers. I play the guy. Take three out.

You know what? I don't think anyone was going to go with my number one pick. No, dude. I got a strong number one. It's good I go number one because I'm not a big number. I know who you're going number one. Four. Baby, baby.

I've been thinking about it. All right. My number one pick. Oh, I know who you're going number one. Four. Baby, baby. I've been thinking about it. All right, my number one pick. Oh, I know who you're going. You know what? Oh, guys, can I take a second? No. No. No.

No. You can't tell us. Don't tease us. Fellas. You can't take a second. Fellas, let's breathe. Breathe. I was going to tell you to take all the time you need,

but then they... We're horny. We're horny. You know what? I don't know if I'll get them on the other side. I'm a best tell you to take all the time you need. We're horny. You know what? I don't know if I'll get him on the other side. Round one. Fight. What can I adjust, dude? I'm going to go with my number one pick.

I'm going to go badass dad. Nice. I'm going Harry Stamper and Armageddon. Fucking, that's a nice one, dude. He's not just a father to Liv tyler he's a father to everyone he's a father to the earth you know what i mean he's the one guy what do you want from a dad i mean you want a sweet in a real life you want a sweet loving man who provides and his understanding and his you know all the all the ordinary virtues but harry has extraordinary virtues. He is brave and

courageous and he always gets the job done. I mean, just like, what's Affleck's name in it? AJ. AJ. Just like AJ says when Colonel Sharpe's thinking about turning the ship around and AJ goes, look, he's not going to fail. He doesn't know how to fail. I just gave myself chills. And then, you know, he blows up the asteroid with like a second laugh. Last thing he says is, I love you, Gracie. You know, he's a sweet man.

He's got a heart of gold, but he's just got that rough and tumble exterior. And I love a boneheaded American who gets the job done. And then at the end, Colonel Sharp comes down. I think I've said this before. This is what every dad wants someone to say to their kid after they've passed. Permission to shake hands with the daughter of the bravest man I've ever met. I mean, come on.

Bro, that line, dude. And they're walking with their space suits with the dong pocket or whatever. It's just swinging. You see AJ is just... Not that it pertains to Harry being a dad, but I just thought it was a cool detail. Yeah, different point, but very well received.

I was looking for their dicks. Very nice. Thank you for sharing that. How come they have like big dick sacks? To piggyback on that, the drill factory is something that I've named after Harry Stamper. Because you go in there,

you don't miss your mark. Right. That's the drill factory. And he drills. Dude, I literally thought when we did the dad draft there would be less dong talk, but I was naive in my...

We're talking dads, baby. Baby, come on. What's the first thing? You're going to have a dick to be a dad, dude. What's my first memory? My dad's dick, bro. Also, weird theory,

but do we think Harry had sex after his lady passed away? I have a theory. I think, if I'm being honest, I think he did, but I think it was only with women of the night. I think he kept it purely transactional. Yes. Never emotional.

Yep. Once she was gone, that part of him was gone. I think he just got blowjobs. That's true. Yeah. All right, let's drill. Went to shore, you know know and didn't jack off just really saved up

fat loads while he was out there like three weeks at a time on the rig came in and just blasted you know at a strip club by the harbor

dude and he also says yeah dude me and Chad just really ran with this you guys have obviously thought about it a lot

it's good yeah and also he says one thing too that every dad has got to say at some point with this you guys have obviously thought about it a lot yeah it's good yeah and honestly it says one thing too that every dad has got to say at some point they're like

god damn it I made a promise to my little girl and I'm not gonna break that promise very nice Chris who you got

with the second pick oh man that's tough I almost want to go oh man I wasn't I'm gonna go with Oh, man. I almost want to go. Oh, man. I wasn't. I'm going to go with Mr. Incredible from The Incredibles. Nice.

His name. Also, The Incredible. His name is Bob Parr. Nice. The Parrs, which is amazing. That's right. Same spelling as us. That's fucking right.

Also, a badass. Very strong dude uh his proportions are hilarious it's also he's voiced by craig t nelson who just has like the most he sounds so much such like a dad energy you know you see his and he's just uh they kind of try and make him like a you know americana dad but he just also happens to have superpowers and it's just a great movie. And the pars, I had to get it. Let's go. Love it, dude. That's great.

Big chest, bro. What do you think Mr. Incredible's dick looks like? I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. Yeah. Let's talk about him and Elastigirl having sex. Exactly.

Yeah. I don't know if we got enough time, dude. All right. I don't know if we got enough time dude alright I'm going I can't risk it and this is what I really want it's my number one dad I had an emotional reaction when I thought about this dad cause you know I think

you guys know who I want to pick right now but I gotta pick this it's all heart life is beautiful I've never seen it but a lot of people threw it out there as a good dad pick gotta pick this no it's all heart i know you know from life is beautiful roberto oh no dude i've never seen it but a lot of people threw it out there as a as a good dad pick bro he's the best dad in the world he's the best dad and dude that's a must watch movie if you've never seen it he's just like a straight up regular dude and he protects his son from the horrific world around

he preserves the innocence you know that's the thing he preserves the innocence in his in his kid and dude you don't make it through that movie without crying dude like i don't care you're getting waterworks and dude the performance is amazing by that guy it's one of the best movies of all time yeah he won't let his son see the world as something other than beautiful beautiful and a better word yeah in the most hate-filled environment. So, yeah, dude. I mean, that's by far and away my number one. Nice. All right, I'm going to go with my favorite dad in movie. And really, it's sort of a movie that was probably one of my favorite movies

when I was an adolescent. Very formative for me. Great comedy. I think he was, for a while there, he was America's dad. Eugene Levy in American Pie. Oh, nice. Great pick. So understanding. comedy i think he was for a while there he was america's dad eugene levy and american pie oh nice great pick so understanding so understanding you know was kind of across the line but he had a good heart he was sincere he just wanted to make sure that his son you know was getting laid but being protected and he's like you want to talk about masturbation he was always there for him

always there for jim even in his darkest times like when he super lewd his hand to his dick he's never judged him either never judged him uh still hooked up with his mom uh and i think you know he's just sort of he's a fucking he's a dork but he was a great dad and i think i think i'd prefer to have a dorky great dad to a badass detached dad for sure I think Eugene Levy's he's a good guy so yeah doing research I found out his name in the movies which isn't even I prefer just knowing him as Jim's dad yes that's all he is and you know I don't think they ever actually say it what's his I don't know I think it was Noah something like that I don't know if I need that you know what I mean I was just like best movie dads and

obviously he was on there yeah but I only know him as Jim's dad yeah he's so he's just a freaking chiller what's what's Jim's last name in it so think it starts with an S I actually wrote down oh it's jim's last name in it so i think it starts with an s i don't remember i actually wrote down oh it's mr livingston mr livingston yeah yeah and he's like a cute little note collection i put it in this pocket i wore the shirt for this pocket also shout out to joe pelzon for my shrooms shirt you've been wearing that dude it looks good i love this shirt and you do shrooms now you did little shrooms at the wedding this weekend thank you very much yes i did now that i have my sherpas intro i should have probably done one more, but still, it's fine.

You were playing it safe. I like that, dude. You don't want to lose it out there. Exactly. It's a big, intense environment. You don't know how it's going to go. I did a lot. Chad, you got another pick.

Round two, fight. Oh, I got another pick. Back to back. Snake, baby. It's fantasy football season. We're snake drafting. fight oh I got another pick back to back snake baby it's fantasy football season we're snake drafting I mean this is just you gotta go with this one

damn it you gotta go with a badass no you gotta go with one who's gonna save his daughter fuck fuck fuck he's gonna go to any he's gonna go to any length

he's gonna find the dude who took his daughter and he's gonna fuck him up he was by a very strict set of rules what was the i need to look up the quote but he's like i have a very specific skill set very specific skill set i will find you and i will kill you liam neeson and taken yeah i mean dude the guy kills 6,000 Albanians. Dude, also, the best part of that movie is when his former homeboy is kind of like turned on him. And he's at dinner with that guy and his wife. And Neeson gets pissed off. Just shoots the wife in the leg. Yeah.

A little savage. But because he's doing it for his daughter, you're like, good. Good father. Good move. Yeah. I think of the action ones that might be the most iconic. Because he's doing it for his daughter. Yeah. You're like, good. Good father. Yes. Good move. Yeah. I think of the action ones that might be the most iconic. And there's a lot of good ones.

But it's so about getting her back. Yep. And you really feel like you could put anything in that guy's way and he's going to karate chop it until he gets to her. Yeah. So fucking true. And Neeson feels like a father. He has that energy. All these guys.

so fucking and neeson feels like a father he has that energy all these guys bruce willis probably you know is a dad but doesn't have like a a paternal energy to him necessarily craig t nelson does eugene levy does he's just a scrappy straight up hero who just happens to have a little girl but if he's your dad dude harry's your dad so true true. Yeah. It's a legend. Strides. Damn, dude, that's what I wanted, which was actually bad drafting by me because it could have come around. But there is one dad who... Yeah, that's not who I thought you were going to pick.

Oh, no. I think I'm going to get that later. I don't think you guys are going to take him from me. Don't make me do it, dude. If you take him from me, you can get... How can you say something? How can you bait me? Because you know he's mine.

What? Yeah, I was thinking that. Dude i was thinking dude no all right i gotta go with uh i'm gonna go with you know i fucked up the rom-com draft i'm gonna go with uh steve martin from father of the bride dude oh great dad nice great dad funny it's all about the father-daughter relationship but in a he's a very lighthearted dad. And he has a true arc, comes around, letting go of his little girl. And just like a classic film, so, so good. And so many good laughs and good characters,

but Steve Martin, dude, the guy's the best. Yeah. Good dad in a couple movies too. Yeah. If we were just picking actors based off their catalog catalog of movies he would be probably up there because of a few other but maybe those movies will come up so yeah now and he wasn't actually a dad it's that's one of those weird ones where he plays a good dad wasn't a dad

he's just been he's been so gray for so long it's just a man about town like he's almost like fourth decade of it you know so he's gonna be playing dads dude fun fact he almost went on a date with my mom really oh what happened like why didn't i go no dude it was like fourth grade and and i heard from my my buddy's mom that she's like you know your mom might go on a date with steve martin i was like fuck yeah whoa dude that'd be amazing and then it never transpired I don't know what happened but he was probably writing plays or something

he could have been in banjo practice he could have been my stepdad bro that would have been pretty cool dude that would have been rad your mom's been really nice

I met her yeah Steve Martin would have been really lucky that's right yeah he missed out oh dude yeah Steve Martin missed out big time

very true Chris defer oh well that missed out big time very true chris differ all that oh man i'm gonna go with sean connery in the last crusade nice nice nice great dad yeah he's kind of like an absent father you know indy's got beef but they have such great rapport you know he's not he doesn't know how to handle it he's out of his depth in this situation because he's you know it's an action movie and he's got to do all the fighting but he comes up huge in that one scene where with the birds to take down the plane where he just goes and uses his umbrella and freaking take

because he's smart you know uh it's a lot of good comedy in that they're like i said their chemistry is so good and uh it's my favorite indiana jones i think that movie kicks ass and it's great to have him great dude hell of a pick i like how he's also a little bit competitive with indy and then we'll like yeah oh yeah and like when she's saying what a good lay indy was sean thinks about him and then like when he beats the shit out of guys he's still being like he's like oh you're messing up you know what i mean like he's never given him the uh the praise that you know indy's really fighting for yeah he's tough on him the whole way and then

you know he gets a little emotional but then as soon as you know the mission's over he's back to razzing him and being like oh you're a little dumbass sometimes let's hit it and sean connor another one who played a great dad and then in real life was a little bit of a wild card yeah as if you watch any of his old interviews he's uh he's candid you gotta smack him yeah you just gotta smack him a little better smack him alright dude I'm so psyched I got this guy I thought he'd be gone by this point

I'm uh this was gonna be my number one pick he was yeah I'm sure he was dead many times over again right just one unbelievable I thought he was like a Clint over again, right? Just one? Unbelievable. I thought he was like a Clint Eastwood type.

Or Marlon Brando. Those two guys got like 30 kids each. Nice. Whoa. Like if you were a flight attendant in the 70s, it was over. Clint Eastwood was going to lock it down. You know who else? Nick Cannon?

He's got like 12 kids. Yeah. Yeah. He's like, I got another on the way. Hey, Nick, how about Wild and Pull Out, dude? Remarkable accuracy. You nailed that. I'm going to go with... Always hits the mark.

I'm going to go with... What's his name in the movie? Mel Horowitz is his name in the movie. Dan Hedaya in Clueless. Oh, yeah, I love this guy. Dude, Sleeper, that's a good pick. God damn. For my money, the best dad.

Another widower. Tough. You know he's working hard. You know he's going to provide. But just sweet at all the right moments. Like when Rudd is crushing on share and wants to follow her to the party and bail from the work sesh he's like yeah go to the party have fun and then he kind of smiles when he's but then also when the playboy kid christian comes

over and he's like he's like did dean martin's death did timmy davis jr's death make you think there was an empty spot in the rat pack or something like that? Yeah, what was wrong with you kids? Yeah. And he's like, I got a.357 revolver and a shovel and I don't think anybody will miss you. And then when Cher has her low point and she feels like she's just garbage and her self-esteem's in the gutter, the dad just gives her the fucking speech, pulls her right out of it. And then my favorite scene when he's super proud of her for negotiating for better grades. One of the most iconic lines was, you mean to tell me you negotiated for better grades? So I couldn't be prouder if these grades were traditionally earned or whatever. It's a yeah, he's just the best. Feels like a classic dad. And yeah, I love him. What a great pick. I quote him all the time.

Everyone in LA, 20 minutes. Everyone in LA is 20 minutes. Yeah. So good. Round three. Fight. All right. This one's tough.

I think. Oh, man. I got some goodies on here, brother. There's a lot of good ones. I got some goodies. I'm fucked up. It's just always, is it for heart or is it for audience what do you do how do you play it i'm gonna go with you know what there's no chris you're the only guy who would take this pick from me

and i don't think you would have done it. I'm about to lose about every single listener to this fucking podcast. I do it. I'm going with Peter Postulate, In the Name of the Father. Oh, that's such a good one. In the Name of the Father, Daniel Day-Lewis movie.

If you ever want to see Daniel, Strider's face says it all. Can we just focus on Strider's face right here? He falls asleep. That's such a good one. Peter Postulate. If you ever want to see daniel day lewis like act like a more normal person in a movie he does that in this one him and his dad get

wrongly imprisoned for by the english because they think they're in the ira and they're in jail and his son daniel day lewis is just full of hate and peter postuate refuses to be angry for his situation he treats everyone well even the prison guards. And he, you know, I don't want to spoil it, but even though things don't really work out for him, he always shows love to everyone. And that's what rubs off on his son in the end. And Giuseppe. And one of the best, one of the best, you know, Daniel Day-Lewis, like everyone agrees, probably the most talented actor like ever just on talent like ability and there was a review that one said like peter postuate the only other actor to ever land gloves on daniel day lewis and he is tremendous in this

movie most people probably know him from the town he's the bad guy he's the florist great actor uh which he shot when he was dying because he's a beast it's one of the best movies you'll ever see the performances are unbelievable and so much of it is just him and Daniel Day talking in a cell. And it's amazing. It's such a good one. It's so smart. Thanks, man. I really care about dads.

Yeah. Huge miscarriage of justice. I hope to be one one day. It's a nice history lesson. On a Nick Cannon level. As long as I just don't have too much Phthalates from plastic in my system Joe Rogan's been warning us about it Dude

Who's up? Chris you're up Yeah I don't like the way I didn't pick I didn't do I didn't pick Structure my draft well But I'm gonna go I want a child in peril And a dad who's gonna do nothing I didn't pick, like, structure my draft well, but I'm going to go.

I want a child in peril and a dad who's going to do nothing. We won't stop at anything. We'll stop at nothing to get him back. Mel Gibson, Ransom. Oh, yeah, Ransom. Dude, great pick. Great pick. You know why, too. Just say it, man.

Say the line. Give me back my son! Exactly, dude. Also, like. Exactly, too. Just say it, man. Say the line. Give me back my son! Exactly, dude. Also, like... Exactly, dude. You know, you got, like, shots of him, like, when it finally gets to, like, him, like... It's a classic movie in that it ends with him and the kidnapper putting hands on each other in the middle of the street, you know?

And then you got a nice shot of him, like, because he's got, like, a flannel and a jacket on and he's sprinting in between taxi cabs running and he's and mel's got a really good uh tom cruise gets all the pub but mel's got a pretty good it's more ferocious yeah run he runs like a predator yeah he just didn't he wasn't able to run as long as tom cruise was age-wise you know props to top but like he had a great one and it's awesome in this I gotta watch his run dude also his butt slide oh yeah it's a nice car slide you know the hood slide one of the best moves ever when you slide across the hood of a taxi the guys like the guys turning around to pull out a gun and if he didn't do the slide he wouldn't have got there in time to like cuz like right as

the guy pulls it out he's on him grabbing the arm and then it's you know it's just you know he's he's kind of a shady dude they kind of uh they kind of hint that he might have like you know done some illegal dealings and he was investigated by the fbi but it's kind of just like a side storyline because it's all about him just like look that's we're trying to we're trying to save this guy's son um renee russo's his wife. It's beautiful. And he makes the difficult decisions.

He doesn't pay the ransom. He's like, I'll pay people to kill the kidnappers before I pay the ransom. I mean, he put his fucking dick on the table right there. And it's what everyone said, don't do. But he's like, I don't think that they really will give us him back. So I'm taking matters into my own hands

and i'm gonna make and he just pours out all the money on camera on news and it's like see this you're never gonna see it because i'm gonna hunt you till the end of the earth it's awesome it's great movie it's so good it's so dude freaked me out so much when i was a kid because i was so afraid of being kidnapped still am a good bad guy in that movie too gary sinise all the time it's very good yeah he's got a great bag he's got a creepy little face he does have a creepy little face and then he's got lily taylor's it's like you know the lady that he's doing it with yeah delroy lindo is the fbi agent you know it's just what is it linda great he's the man it's just it's just is that the one movie he's gone 60 seconds brother's love is he's a

great actor brother's love is that the one is there another similar movie where he's like signing the check is that no that's same okay okay okay i don't want to say in case someone watches it but yeah yeah okay sorry sorry good smarts but it's that i love that part dude smart cover there dude you handle that very quickly no, even though this is like 25 years old, maybe more. Yeah. But here's the thing. Young Stokers, this art is out there, and you need to go watch it. Dude, it excites me to think that some Stokers would go watch Ransom and In the Name of the Father.

Yeah. Yeah. Honestly, you're going to be really entertained. Do it the way me and my brother did, where every Sunday just get stoned at his LA apartment and watch like four movies. It was the best. That's nice. And then Dan Collins would leave to go garden, which always offended me. Yeah.

I can't believe it. We were watching football on Sundays. Like I have to go tend to the garden. I was like, here's a beer. He's like, no, I need to drive. I was like, all right, later. I'll see you later. You know what?

It was just, he just had his own thing to do and it brought him fulfillment, but it it felt like he was his his lack of attendance felt like a judgment on what we had going on so true yeah so true um strides all right guys we're coming down to it these are i know i know this is gonna be there's a direction i could go but i think you know I'm going hard here and this one is a movie once again made me cry this character's name is just dad like on IMDB pro and it's Bill Nye from About Time

if you've ever seen that movie Bill Nye he you had me thinking of science Bill Nye the science guy yeah it's Bill Nye he N-I-G-H or something like that. Yeah, I don't know how to say it. N-I-G-H-Y.

Yeah. Dude, I almost went with him, man. But dude, he has the ability to travel through time. He could be anything. And he's a wealthy dude, but he could be rich. He could pull anything off, any stunt in the world. What does he choose to do with that incredible gift? Spend it with his boy, playing ping pong.

And he doesn't spoil the gift for his son and then the end the dad the you know domhnall gleason who also has a fucking sick ass dad in real life brian gleason brandon gleason um so just one of those movies that like i watched with my fiance dude and she was like enjoying it and she looks over on the couch and i'm like just swollen all hard like dude well it's because they kind of snug it they kind of they make it seem like it's a rom-com about dom all gleason and rachel mcadams but that's kind of like second yeah it's not secondary to the father-son storyline no it's there's no like conflict there you know it's gonna work it kind of just is dialed in from the beginning and then

they they backdoor you with it and then you're two and a half acts in you're like so it's a father-son movie yes exactly you're there with your girlfriend you're like wait honey hold on hold on hold on you're like you're like this one's actually for me this one's actually for me he could time travel but it's a lot but it's because it's the rules he's this is the last time he's gonna see his dad this is the last time they're playing ping pong and dad even knows so fucked up. And the dad even knows. And they're just sitting there. And of all the dads we've talked about, he's the most of like a poet dad. Yes.

Like he really sees the world and like, and you kind of have that with Benini too. You have a very romantic list. That's true. I'm going more romance. You have like men of letters as your fathers. But if it comes to a war. Well, hey, my list ain't over yet. It ain't over yet, baby.

Don't worry, don't worry. Well, you got a badass dad on there, didn't you? I told you who I was going to get. Oh, right. You did say that. It's so tempting. Just to take it, bro? I can't do it, though.

That's so nice of you, dude. No, no, hey, I have a backup. So you can... I honestly might go with my backup. No, don't. Do what your heart desires. That would be so off-brand. I don't want it. Okay. Fair, don't. Do what your heart desires. That would be so off-brand. I don't want it.

Okay. Fair enough. Yeah. Fuck him. All right. I got to go with Evil Dad. Nice. I'm going to go with Evil Dad.

Probably the most famous Evil Dad, Darth Vader. Oh, very cool. Yeah. I think, you know, the end of the trilogy all comes down to, the end of his story all comes all comes down to the end of his story. All comes down to him turning good because of his son, him being a dad was the turning point for him. And yeah, it would suck to have him as a dad.

Yeah, exactly. It's like, you need all three movies. Your dad's an evil galactic warlord who blows up planets. Yeah. But he's not even the boss. Yeah,

he's not even the boss. He just works for the guy. He works for this wrinkly old dude. But, it would also be kind of badass. He'd be like, my dad's Darth Vader. You know,

he's just kind of, oh, he's the fucking man. Um, and I think, you know, probably one of the biggest, uh,

moments in movie history is I am your father. Yeah. So, you know, I got to pay homage to that. Yeah. And Luke takes it super well. He does. Yeah.

No. It's impossible. He cuts off his hand. Yeah. Mark Hamill's a bitch. Anyways. Super traumatic. On set on Star Wars, the actor portraying Darth Vader physically, David Prowse, is saying, I killed your father.

And then in post that James Earl Jones said, I killed your father. You know, it's interesting, though. His reaction, though. post that James Earl Jones said, I am your father. You know, it's interesting though, his reaction though, it didn't, didn't Obi-Wan say in the, they killed him. So why would he still react that way? Well, so did they not know that that was going to be the ending of the movie? And then they just pivoted to the, I am your father. Like did they,

they came up with the switch. So Lucas was two movies in, didn't know where it was going and then just had the aha moment in post yeah dude that just tells you start something before you know the ending you'll figure it out along the way yeah i mean he was doing a good everything else was cool and then it's like hey it wouldn't have been bad the other way probably it just wouldn't have been like wouldn't have been the most famous shit ever yeah yeah yeah then we gotta meet this dad character like care about him all of a sudden. Yeah. Well, in the new Obi-Wan spoiler alert at the end, you know,

he's talking to Obi-Wan. He's like, you didn't kill Anakin. I did. Yeah. Who says that? Darth. Darth.

Oh, him and Obi-Wan fight. Meaning he killed him like spiritually. Yeah. Oh, okay. That's a fucking, in some ways that's a worse death, dude. True, dude.

Final round. Fight! Alright, this is a tough one. Okay. I got evil, I got badass, and I got good-hearted one when it comes to sex. Who's the good-hearted when it comes to sex? Eugene Levy. Oh, for

sure. Oh, yeah, yeah. it comes to sex Eugene Levy? Oh for sure. Oh, yeah. Yeah I don't picture Eugene Levy, but it makes sense, right? Yeah, because it's not him having sex. Yeah When it comes to teaching about with respect to sex No disrespect Eugene. I'm sure you lay pipe Those eyebrows do yeah Yeah, I mean you do an eyebrow, you know, you do mustache right do an eyebrow right on that dude yeah that's high two count I mean you could do an eyebrow you know you do a mustache ride

do an eyebrow ride on that dude explain that you know yeah what he's going like this and you're like aw

aw you just need a little friction yeah those those freaking eyebrows dude um brow dart room the brow dart the brow dart you just need a little friction those freaking e-brows dude the brow dart dude it's so funny on the podcast when the guy's like

his wife went and let him shave his pubes and some people commented it's good it stimulates the clitoris don't shave them I didn't know that was a thing anyways I'm gonna go okay uh i think i go with you know just a personal favorite of mine and uh you know i know this is against i know i may lose aaron on this one

but i gotta do it because he's my guy. It's Brad Pitt and Moneyball. Oh, dude. Great Pitt. Nice one. Dude, holy shit. I can't believe I overlooked that. He wasn't on any of the lists. He's an amazing dad.

Amazing dad. Because the whole movie is him caring about change. I mean, look, we all know how we care about Moneyball here. Absent one dude. We like Moneyball. The one guy who's wearing a baseball hat. Yeah. Yeah.

The expert. The expert. The expert. Whoa, dude. Dude, let's go. ball hat yeah yeah that's funny no that's like really funny yeah that's hilarious yeah but in the end he gets the dream gig and he turns it down so he can be around his girl. Yeah. And I mean, that one scene, too, when he's listening to his daughter play the song and everyone's tearing up. I'm tearing up. Brad's tearing up.

The whole theater's tearing up. So cute. Yeah. And he's just I think he's a he's a good role model too super solid and uh yeah he's just a very kind of like he's a true dad you know he's not he's not like um who's the other guy spike jones spike jones who plays kind of like a weasel you know he's sort of like a strong kind of alpha he's spiky sports guy you know who's just fighting for his team and she's like you okay dad he's like yeah don't worry about me i got that you know what i mean it's like i don't know

a very realistic portrayal of a dad i think that's uh you know you gotta you gotta say what up too i think that's some of brad pitt's best acting when he's just reacting to her playing the song and he gets emotional yeah but you didn't like that scene right no i don't like that scene because the daughter is like super talented and stuff and i'm like dude just give him a regular daughter you think she's too talented like the song's too good she's like a number one hit single i'm like all right dude the guy's a beast he's got he's got five tools yeah but i bet you if it was a boy you wouldn't have judged her that hard you'd be like yeah this kid's just pretty naturally talented probably the average boy guitar player dude you know best girl guitar player equals

average boy guitar player dude um all right strides you're up dude you got your guy you got your yeah take this yeah but here's the thing i got one more that might make aaron kareem really hard oh and my list i don't think is making a and cream right now but i've gone for heart i also have one that's such good heart but i think i'll get them in honorable mentions which will still feel good but i always feel good about that part but uh just to throw them out there and i know i know jt will love that the dad that i'm thinking of oh cool fuck dude how do i not do my guy and betray myself i'm not gonna do it i gotta i gotta go with cameron poe not do my guy and betray myself? I'm not gonna do it. I got it. I got to go with Cameron Poe. He's my guy The other guy I can make a great argument for and it's badass, but this is a badass

I think about Cameron Poe you never see him with the kid though. Yes, because no I'm being a dick That's it But knock against if he did make the personal choice to never see his daughter for six or seven years And just write letters, but out of honor because he didn't want her to see, I can't let her see me in this condition like this in prison. And dude, he freaking learns origami and does push-ups and becomes a hard science major while in prison and just has nothing but integrity, dude, and he saves the motherfucking day.

So it's awesome. And he's got so many good lines he's just he's probably my favorite character of all time so i can't even believe that i was going to not do it any through all that they go through in that movie like multiple plane crashes 25 gunfights 30 murders um you know people cabins being open. Sandstorm. Sandstorm. Kills a guy because of the bunny. But the bunny, at the end of the movie, he still gets that bunny to the girl. Casey Poe.

He never loses that bunny. Why couldn't you just put the bunny back in the box? And then what does he say when like, because even at one point, the dude's like, hey, you could get back to your girl. And he's like, what kind of dad would I be if I left my best friend behind and it's with the woman too

like that was actually a character choice by him to make him southern because he's like I would feel that a southern character would want to uphold

a woman's honor and they made that female security guard yeah Bishop and then let's go and Johnny 23 Johnny 23 says it

like what he's like. Yeah. And he's like, I can't leave you in this condition. Preserves, protects her honor as a father figure to her, I guess, in that regard. But yeah, dude, just a freaking beast, dude. So he wears a tank top. Aaron Rodgers looks like him. I kind of drafted Aaron Rodgers this year for my fantasy team because he looked like Cameron Poe.

So it's just nice. Dude, hell yeah, man. You had a pretty good draft. Dude, thank you. We were driving each other up. You guys really drove me up nice. Dude, hell yeah, man. You had a pretty good draft. Dude, thank you. We were driving each other up. You guys really drove me up on Dobbins, which hurt really bad. But you drove us up on Tee Higgins. True, true.

And I would have taken it. We were the last guys with loot in our draft. And I checked everybody's bank account. I was like, dude, Strider's got money. I know we're targeting the same guys. You drove him up on Pitts. Yeah, you did. Fuck, I know.

Fuck. Frustrating. Dobbins is always really an overpay. That's going to... I'm worried. Hopefully he's just healthy. Me and my brother,

we won't get into details, but we had a rough draft. We did. No, not the actual draft, but just the weekend itself. Yes. The Parr family, we left with our heads

a little bit lower. Yeah. Might have drank a little too much friday jt saturday we switched off after i got on you on saturday morning i was like hey man you might need to chill hey you weren't wrong and then that night i dude i just got i was playing drinking games i didn't plan to drink that much and you were on a heater dude you dominated you won like seven games of beer die we just got we got hot i think it might have been 10 plus dude i swear it might have been 10 we didn't even know the number we were just like dude it's a record i just know i drank winning

20 beers yeah and that's a lot yeah my tum tum gonna handle it all yeah um chris who you taking um i'm gonna go Chris, who are you taking? I'm going to go... I'm going to go with Royal Tenenbaum. Dude, I was going to do that! Nice. You son of a bitch! The wild card pick.

He's so... He's just such a shit. He's so, he's just such a shit. He's, but it's really nice to just see him grow as a father over the course of the movie. And like all of his kids just have a really tortured relationship with them. But, you know, he's also really, he becomes a really good grandfather, you know, and it's a great movie. I love that movie so much. and it's a great movie i love that movie so much um kind of the biggest relationship and it is like him and ben stiller who they have like the most tortured relationship but he's a liar through and through just always just kind of been a piece of shit but he's also really charming and it's really

well acted by gene hackman who hits all the notes and uh you you know, I really love that movie and wanted a little bit more comedy for my list. And yeah, that's it. That's a good list. All right. I got some great options here. I got some sweetie dads, some absolute sweeties. I got some fun dads.

But I'm going to go with the dad that I don't know if you could go to this dad and cry about your day. I don't know if you could go to this dad and appeal to his softer side. He has a rarefied air. He's almost like king you know what i mean but he extended that kingness to his kids most of them not one little shit it's a little fucker one of the kids i'm going with brando and the godfather yes yes was that pick boring no itix. It's on every list. It's on every list. Sucks. It's funny the reaction. It's a shitty pic. I don't know.

He's the godfather. It's like in the name. And it's also nice because he's like, you know, he's like a father to his whole fucking community. Yeah. He's a patriarch. And then he. Stole the name. And he did a good job with two

of the kids i mean sonny's a little hot-headed michael a little bit too evil by the end but hey that's life and the business he's in and you know he does turn the business legit he does a lot of things right and you know he gets them through a war but you always get one screwball kid he got fredo but um well plus the adopted kid basically yeah which one's that oh devol yeah like he's also a father to him yeah he's paternal to the world yeah i love that that's kind of what i got with stamper too these guys are just exude like patriarch and uh yeah you know he's just a g he's calm he always talks quite i don't think you ever see him get like properly angry in any of those movies. Like he's just, you can't rattle them. He just is like, you have complete confidence in his judgment. And so that's why I'm going with him.

All right, guys. Well, that's our four. Should we throw out some, uh, I think we're just going to keep it at four for this one right Yeah With dads Well so here I got Boys in the Hood Lawrence Fishburne Incredible dad Nice Strong as hell

I wanted to do Jerry Maguire As like a Like a stepfather But Could've been a little bend Bronx Tale Eighth grade

Oh Bronx Tale Eighth grade Yeah that's what I was gonna say The dad in eighth grade Such a sweetie That's what I was gonna say He's such a sweetie And then I

Coda The dad in Coda The dad in Coda. Such a sweetie. That's what I was going to say. He's such a sweetie. And then Koda. The dad in Koda. The dad in Koda. Oh, dude. You haven't seen it. You haven't seen it yet? No, I haven't seen it. It's cute, bro.

You'll like it. And the dad's unreal. He's so funny. Clark Griswold. Clark Griswold. I mean, it's kind of toxic right now, but Will Smith, I mean, in Lord Kingfisher and also in Pursuit of Happiness. Pursuit of Happiness. Yeah. I almost the pro i like watched like 10 minutes just seemed boring

he's a it's a boring movie it's very like boilerplate like you know uplifting me against like tough times kind of movie but he is a phenomenal father in it yeah yeah you can't oh good uh as you say denzel's got some interesting ones because he's a really shitty father and he got game right but it's really fun like it's a good performance it's compelling but then you also have john q which is in like the my son's in peril and i'll do anything to save his life including at one point he's ready to like shoot himself so that they could take his heart and put it into his kid doesn It doesn't come to that. He'll sacrifice. But like,

you know, so he's kind of got the full range between those two. I've got to, uh, Matthew McConaughey and interstellar. Yeah. Oh yeah. Um,

Jack Burns meet the parents. Yes. Fun one. So good. Robert De Niro and civil, uh, silver linings. I almost went with that too.

Oh yeah. That's a really good one. Especially at the end. He's like, he's like, I don't know if she ever loved me, but this girl too. Oh yeah. That's a really good one. Especially at the end when he's like I don't know if she ever loved me but this girl loves you. He's a degenerate gambler though. He's a real dad

because he has flaws but I don't think you ever doubt that he loves his kids in the movie. Yeah. He's definitely not Robin Williams, Mrs. Doubtfire. Dude, that was one of

a bunch of best dads and I was like what the fuck are you talking about? The guy's a maniac dude. Put the donkey in the house dude dresses up like an old woman it's like whoa and he's like a shitty husband like the whole reason he got kicked out is because he was like immature and irresponsible and then they're like but he comes back to spend time with his kids i'm like in the weirdest way possible he could have just

got a job that's what's so uh that's the push and pull yeah like it's a crazy premise like what if this dad pretended to be an old lady so he can hang out with his kids and it's a testament to Robin Williams that the movie works

yeah it always bummed me out you got Tim Allen the Santa Claus he becomes Santa. Dude, great dad. Yeah, yeah. Arnold Jingle all the way. Arnold Commando.

I almost said Arnold Commando. That's a great one. I was going to do that. Do the ice cream cone licking scene. Just tossing her around in the pool. They just live off the grid, just him and his daughter. Rocky Balboa, good dad. His kid just sucks.

But then Creed's a good kid. Maximus in Gladiator. Oh, yes, yes. I mean, posthumously, he'll do anything for those. Larry Miller, 10 Things I Hate About You. That's why I almost went for sitcom dad. I was like, he's one of my favorites. Dennis Quinn in Parent Trap.

And in Frequency. Frequency. And in Frequency. But is Jim Caviezel better than... Is his character... I don't remember that. No, he's the dad. He's the dad from the past.

He's the dad and he's the fireman and he's talking to... Jim Caviezel's the cop. Right. Yeah, yeah, Dennis Quinn. But they're hunting the same killer. Yep.

That's a great movie, bro. Fun premise for that one. Yeah. One of my favorite dads is the dad in Legally Blonde and she's like, I'm gonna go to law school. He's like, law school? He's just drinking a martini?

Law school's for people who are ugly and boring. He's just drinking a cocktail with a sweater around him. Dude, Dr. Evil. I thought that's who you were saying when you were saying he's evil. Yeah, same. Oh, Dr. Evil. Yeah, I forgot about him. Two animated guys, Mustafa

and the Lion King, and the dad in Finding Nemo. Oh, yeah. Stanley Tucci and Easy A. Did I say Mustafa? I thought it was Mustafa too. I really wrote down Mustafa. It's Mufasa.

That's some Bernstein Bear stuff right there. Steve Martin, Parenthood. Good dad. Road to Perdition, Tom Hanks. The movie is just such a bummer. They won't michael yeah that's why they put it on there it's also preserving innocence and life is beautiful i think does that much much yeah he kills him in the end doesn't he doesn't let his son sully himself that way not the best movie but i've always just kind of liked it definitely maybe dude ryan reynolds very good oh yeah it's like very cute it's like he's like

we all hate ryan reynolds but he's but he's but he's he's not in a ryan reynolds movie yet to where it is now you know what i mean so he's like he still has his like charm you know what i mean but it's not like it's not 30 sincere yeah but it's not cranked up like he's playing like a normal human yeah you know what i mean? And like a cute one at that. Dude, The Dad and Finding Nemo. Yeah. Lincoln Hawk and Over the Top, Sliced Alone. Great one, dude.

Boom. Just win his kid back, dude. Yeah. It's a good one. Dude, working out while he's driving. Dude, teaching your kid how to drive an 18-wheeler, too. Come on. Dude, Lincoln in the movie Lincoln.

Nice, come on. Yeah. Lincoln. He's got some shit kids. You just to real life joseph gordon levin yeah it makes you hate joseph gordon levin they're like well he didn't write the part but you're like yeah he's still fucked up though yeah dude kevin bacon in death sentence oh man remember that movie nice office motherfucker nice office motherfucker um bad dad jack torrance the shining yeah real bad dad chasing his kid around in a maze with an axe thomas hayden church in that uh killer joe movie with mcconaughey dude the worst dad ever dude

the worst holds his son down while the killer beats him to death to save his own skin yeah just get a worst dad dude that was the most harrowing thing I've ever seen. Dude, we've seen some movies in groups where you're like, what were we doing? There's like six of us and then everyone else in the movie is a solo, a solo guy.

De Niro and a Bronx Tale. It's a great one. And then dude, he's a shitbag, but he's so funny. Jeff Daniels in Squid and the Whale if anyone's ever seen it and then dude too good i have two dads who are like amazing but you're almost like it's so movie uh stanley tucci and easy a love him oh yeah he's great and then michael stoolberg and call me by

your name yep they're both fun you don't want to know a good one Matthew Perry in 17 again or aka Zac Efron oh right because he's a dad that's a great one he crushes it yeah because he gets to go to high school with his kids thought about that

for my time travel ones that's really 17 again it's great dude good movie no one doesn't like that movie no it's very good no you can put

and then they do that cool thing in the credits where they play that naive song by the kooks and they show all the cast high school photos. It's very fun. Albert Finney in Big Fish.

Oh, yeah. Vigo, Captain Fantastic. Vigo, The Road. Yeah. I never saw that. Mark McCarthy, dark movie, bomber movie, but he's a good dad. Yeah.

Oh, dude. The book was good. Harrison Ford, Get Off of My Plane. Trying to get his kids dad. Yeah, I read the book. The book was good. Harrison Ford. Get off of my plane. Trying to get his kids back. Oh, yeah. I was going to do that one but I fucking went with Cameron Poe.

Other kind of Harry Stamper moment, like I'd love to have my daughter talking to a Chechnyan terrorist and say, my father's nothing like you. That would jack me up. Yeah. Dude, that could happen, dude.

No, I'm not. Dude, I'm'm not ruling it out you're on the right trajectory all right do we feel good the dad feel pretty good i always feel like with these listeners like there's one i'm missing yeah of course we're gonna get someone's gonna be like what about uh the dad from modern family and we'll have to be like, dude, it's a fucking TV show. You stupid fuck. The kids are all right. Mark Ruffalo, surrogate dad. He's just...

Yeah. And he kind of gets... He's hot. People say Atticus Finch from the movie, but it's more of literature. That was number one on every best dad list, but a big blind spot for me. I've never seen it.

Never seen it, never read it. Read it in high school. Great character. He is a great character. All right, Aaron. All right. The only father here. The only father here.

Oh, yes. You pulling the expert card? Twice? The double expert card? Yeah. As a father who just got back from a four-day road trip. Oh, yeah. Were you in Santa Cruz? Is that where you went?

No, Sequoia. Where's Sequoia? It's like three hours. It's above Bakersfield, Visalia. Oh. Yeah. Very cool. Yeah, yeah.

Look cool. As I was saying, as a dad who just came back from a road trip my number one would have been Clark Griswold had anybody mentioned him but he's doing his best he's trying Strider grab the

see I thought about that but he's actually kind of a bad dad and like Vegas Vacation is my favorite one but here's the thing he's an interesting guy but I don't think he's a good dad. Aaron's relating to it from the perspective of a father. And we're all relating to it from the perspective of a son. True.

True. So we're like, oh, I wouldn't want Clark Griswold as a dad. But you're like, that's what it feels like to be a dad. Clark's a selfish fuck, dude. Fuck, dude. He's always doing what he wants to do. And then making it be like, but I did it for you guys. Yeah, I think ultimately it comes to that.

But I mean, who of us is not somewhat selfish? None of us are bad dads. All four of us are perfect dads at this point. I've literally never made a mistake in that department. I couldn't honestly think of a ton while I was sitting here but George McFly Back to the Future nice

goofy dad steps up though steps up big time puts the hands on Biff but not when he's a father he's still he doesn't even know

he's a dad at that point if you're gonna go Mel Gibson you gotta go Danny Glover in Lethal Weapon great dad and he's a cop

homicide cop that probably would've been on three kids and he's a cop homicide cop that probably would've been on my list yeah that's a big omission and then if you're gonna go Mel Gibson Mel Gibson

in The Patriot he's got like eight kids I gotta say though if you get two of your kids fucking killed at a certain point

like it's colonial times man it's hard to keep that's true it's war you didn't even see it coming the second time it's the same guy you're right. At a certain point, like, it's colonial times, man. It's hard to keep them alive. That's true. It's war. It's the same guy. You didn't even see it coming the second time.

It's the same guy. You're going to let the same guy kill two of your fucking kids, man? Who is this ghost? I mean, God forbid that ever happened. Knock on wood. Knock on wood. Your ghost. Blast.

All right. So where do you want me to start? Four? Yeah. Yeah, go, go. Go, go. Start with me. No, no, go. Go, go. Start with me. No, no, no, no.

Come on, Strider. God, it's so hard. I feel like I know who my number one is. Yeah. I know who my two is. Three, four, kind of close. I just think in terms of order, this list could be way better ordered.

And you've admitted to that. And I think that's Chris. That's my fourth pick. What were his picks again? I should recap everybody's pick, actually. But that feels shitty now that I've said who my last pick is. No, but I think it's good if you do it like fourth And then you name the picks. It's probably easiest way to hear. Okay. Sure. Yeah, Chris had mr. Incredible Henry Jones senior

from Sean Connery and What's this Last class crusade. Sorry Mel Gibson ransom Royal Tenenbaum Kim third and fourth picks were boom. I think they were strong for everybody. That's why I feel like everyone's draft could have kind of gone in a different order and maybe been more

clear. In terms of Royal Tenenbaum, if there's one thing in this world I dislike as much as Moneyball, it's Wes Anderson films. Dude, you know what? I never thought about it. I could you hating wes anderson a lot yeah because he's just too cute for you i like mr fantastic mr fox which is a dad it's got good sports in it though it's got like kind of a

baseball game in it yeah but that's like the most and when it came out that was the most wes anderson movie he had ever made. Dude, no way, dude. Darjeeling Limited, bro. Did that come out yet? Bro. Did that come out yet? And Life Aquatic was already out.

Oh, yeah, that's... Dude, no way, dude. It's a toss-up. It's a toss-up. There's way more Wes Anderson-y movies, dude. It was animated. That's like...

Dude. I'm just kidding. It's an argument. Yeah. Okay, my third pick. My third pick, again, I feel like these picks are pretty strong. Could have gone in a different order, maybe feel stronger. But I'm going to go Chad with Eugene Levy, Liam Neeson, Darth Vader, Brad Pitt, Moneyball.

It's a great list. Send my piece on that. It's third? Third, yeah. I think it is important to know. I mean, I know a lot of people didn't know the character's actual name. But Liam Neeson's one and taken is so bizarre. Oh, I wrote it down.

Mark something. Yeah, it's like Brian Mills is so bizarre. Oh, I wrote it down. Mark something. Yeah, it's like Brian Mills. Brian Mills. That's a weird name. That's why you wouldn't remember it. Dude, that guy plays quarterback for the Texans. That's not a good name for him. I know, it really isn't

because he doesn't ditch the accent he has. You know who his name should have been in the movie? Liam Neeson. Dude. You already had Frequency on here I did yeah is that is that all dads

in there no this is his kickers list for fantasy and then on the back he wrote a bunch of but honestly I think if you go Darth Vader

or Liam Neeson number one Eugene Levy is in like three Eugene Levy was like a cultural moment I think he's great like don't get me wrong.

I just don't know that he's a number one. Aaron, people have been giving you heat for caring about the order. No, but it's true. Hey, you got to draft an order. But espouse on it. I just think it's important that the top four picks be in sequence. I'm saying of yours, you know, your number ones, each number one should be a number one

no doubter. Yeah, that's like your Jordan that you're building the rest of the team around. That's what I think. I think any of those could have been outside of Brad Pitt, obviously. In Moneyball, Brad Pitt, great. Actual dad,

we're not so sure how good an actual dad he is. Oh, you know what? None of that will be heard on this podcast. It's not relevant to the argument. Oh, because he like slugged one of the kids? Maybe. We don't know. He probably doesn't.

I got to tell you, my dad hit me a couple times. Very justified. Love you, dad. Yeah, me too. I was a shitheel. Yeah, yeah. There was a couple times where he was wrong, but that's when I came back on him. That's when I came back on the man.

But you can't be too mad about that. I mean, it wasn't like, you know, bad. It was. Okay, my number two. All strong picks. Again, I think just slightly different order. I think it's the fucking godfather go veto corleone number one why why oh yeah how are you gonna how are you gonna how are you gonna hammer me

for getting yannis atatakembo in the second round isn't that just a like uh and then and then can't you be disappointed that no one else took him? I am Don't get me wrong Right but I did the thing I took him I know but I think But like getting great Tom Brady

I got Tom Brady Isn't that a bonus? What round did Tom Brady go in? Six or seven? Or was it sixth? Six I should know that A fantasy or

Or the real life Real life Well what I'm saying is I don't think Harry Stamper, to me, is a number one. Okay, so. But I know I will get pushed back for that. That's fine. I get very defensive. I understand.

I have to breathe. I have to breathe. I just get too worked up. Here's my thing. I love it. I'm not changing my pick. No, no. I totally understand.

I just like, I always have to explain to the jury what happened. I went with Stamper number one because I was worried one of these fellas, I wasn't worried about these guys taking Vito Corleone, but I was very worried about these guys taking Harry Stamper. He was on my list. He was on my list.

Sure. I'm sure. That would have been how many picks? I would have been eighth and ninth. No way he's coming back. Yeah, if they're always, if everyone's going to pick him, then I don't know. Maybe it's not. My list was hard, though, so I wasn't going to take him.

Oh, so you're saying it's actually a discredit to Stamper that he's so. No, I just think it would have. I don't know. I just respect someone going out of the 90s. That's fair. That's fair. That's number one. But I like Dan Hedaya.

This is why you're two. I like Dan Hedaya. I like Pete Possilway. Even though I haven't seen that movie, I know what a great actor he is. Good actor. I know how he needs to be more recognized for that. Dude, that Clueless pic.

That could have been a fourth pic. No one would take him. Yeah, are all my pics in the 90s? Oh, no. Vito. 1971. Is the 90s the decade of the dads? I think, well, for us especially, because we were all coming of age then.

That makes total sense. I don't know. I think it was 72. Yeah, so we had Harry Stamper won, Dan Hedaya clueless to Pete Possilwit in the name of the father and for Vito Corleone. Yeah, it's a great list. All right, well, Strider, how do you feel?

Number one. I feel great. I went with heart, baby. Strider Wilson, he went with heart, and I respect that. Once that list started coming out, it was like, holy shit, all right. Roberto Benigni, Life is Beautiful,

Steve Martin, Father of the Bride, Bill Nye in About Time. Do you know this about me? That this is the most I've cried in a movie? Oh, we might have actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he definitely knew that. You knew that.

Did you guys, did you chat? Did I know that he's a dude? Yeah. That's true. We all cried a lot talking about time. That's true. How long will I love you? Yeah.

Lee and I were together. It wasn't that long and i had to sit there in the theater for a long time to gather myself oh like afterwards yeah that's beautiful baby hey baby you got to go with that number one man that's beautiful and then cameron poe what a great my god the fact that it lasted to four great he needed a protector but yeah what a badass maybe the most shredded dad protector is my number one who's your number one um guido from life is beautiful yeah well i mean like but a badass yeah like yeah you're bad i haven't seen life someone who can use i saw that guy at

the oscars i don't think he's protecting you from more than like a loose rabbit i don't know what that means but you know what i mean and the fact that soft let's let's all give credit to the fact that strider did not this up thank you yeah yeah was it hard did you think about stepdad's where were you like i wanted to do uncle buck i was like dude he's a good dad character he steps up comes to the party yeah i think i think you're your kryptonite is when you think you're gonna make aaron cre. Yes. I was going to do commando. Yeah, you stuck... Oh, that would have been sick.

But Cameron Poe's my guy. I wouldn't have creamed for commando. Okay, you wouldn't have? I wouldn't have, no. Okay, good. Would you have popped wood? I can't believe we forgot lethal weapon, though.

Fucking... I talked to a friend about that. But Aaron, thank you, dude, for the dub. And I mean, quite honestly, no matter what, even getting Guido, my number one

i had an emotional reaction when i thought of it and i was like dude this is great so just fired up i'm always happy to see a strider dub dude thank you so much i'm not but good job thank you hey you know what makes the dub earned you know you guys put together a great list so oh very magnanimous dude something that i would teach my son magnanimity i would teach him that and i'd also teach him i'd also hire a tutor to teach him how to pronounce words when your dad had you in the dictionary right brother had to dude i had to fucking look up words dude you did like how often every night every night every night 10 words interesting did i do it how many are you gonna retain i think i ever did it also

i mean you could double words i mean you could like look it up again if you don't know that you tell it so he'd say also i didn't do it what do you say like what are you like how you feel like a badass like you're still getting away with it you're like take that dad exactly, gotcha. And then you text your dad after this. You're like, don't listen to this podcast. Yeah, exactly. Like, skip. Skip at the 57 mark.

That'd be funny if your dad listened to the podcast. All right, dudes. Good list, guys. Good draft. Good dads. Maybe we'll do good moms next or something. Maybe we got to do a TV one. Yeah, I think a TV one.

I think we're... We're due. Have we done a TV one? We haven't done TV yet. Dude, TV dads would be good. Yeah. You got Kevin Costner, Yellowstone, Tony Soprano. Ooh.

Walter White and Don Draper. Literally four worst dads in this show. Awesome. It's like really compelling characters that are really bad dads. What about Tate? Who's going to look after the ranch? I guess I don't know about Kevin Costner. I've only seen one episode of that show.

Dude, I love that show. I'm surprised he didn't. Did he ever play a movie dad? I was trying to think. I was looking up actors. I was like, Field of Dreams. He's got kids,

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My beef of the week is Derek at the Froyo place I frequent, Yogurtland. Derek's sort of the frequent register cashier there. I don't know what it is about, and this is like not just specific to Derek, but actually Chipotle I go to as well. I don't know the people there, their names, but they seem pissed off when I come in. You know, it's like it'll be like that Froyo would probably be like 1045. They're looking to close at 11. Chipotle all coming at 945.

They're looking to close at 10. And every time I walk in, they're're like you can just walk in here they're pissed off that i'm coming in and look i get it you're tired you want to end your shift totally understand but you know you don't have to give me attitude for wanting to get some fro-yo derrick all right you know just like you know come in don't don't even you could just be like, what's up, dude? You know, you can't you don't have to like give me the eyes of just like like he looks at me. He's like the gall, the gall, like you're going to come in now to get Froyo. And I'm like, we're hungry. We want ice cream.

It's, you know, Derek, I don't know. Well, I totally, like, vibe with you on that, too. Because, like, when you go in to get fro-yo, like, you're trying to be in a happy-go-lucky good spirit. Like, fro-yo is a delightful treat that boosts your mood. And then you go in there and you're dealing with, like, you know, some kind of dour personality. Like, that's not the kind of energy you're looking for. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is.

You know, it's like, and here's the thing. I always am in a good mood when I go to get for you. And then Derek gives me the look and he gives me like the stink eye and I'm like, all right, maybe I'm not going to get whipped cream now. Yeah, you feel guilty being like sprinkles.

Yeah. You know what I mean? I'm not going to take my time at the toppings bar. I'm going to get out of there because Derek is giving me the stink eye because he wants to go give e-bra rides to his lady. And then you got to wonder if homie's aware of that. And he knows that giving you that energy is knocking you off your patient topping process.

I wonder if when he's doing that after his shift he's like, man, dude, Chad really didn't get the fro-yo he really wanted. Because I didn't... Sometimes I do want Jimmy's. Sometimes I'll go in there thinking, hey, I want Reese's peanut butter cups.

Jimmy's just sprinkles on the East Coast. But I still say I brought that back. I thought it was that you were talking about a hand job. Uh, condoms. No condoms.

Yeah. Sometimes Jimmy's are just penises. Jimmy hats. Oh, no, but they, some people call, call condoms.

Jimmy's too. Whoa. Um, that's crazy. I actually, sorry. i really came in hot there dude i actually i was piping mad dude i have done that on a you know when my lady and i were sort of like in the mood she's like hey can you get me froyo i'll go get froyo but i'll put magnum in there she'll be like well an unwrapped magnum not use magnums and i'll be like it's gold it looks better in the fro-yo but i got trojan hot and cold nice dude that's a smart way to eat frozen yogurt is to take a magnum just go up to the seltzer thing just fucking just then

just like a go-gurt dude yeah you know what i mean remember those go-gurts yeah you get a lot of a lot of volume in there you can imagine you brought that to derek oh dude he just tied it off and he's like is that a condom full of uh strawberry you should try it yeah what does it look like dumbass fucking derek this guy's pissing me off dude you should get whatever fro you want you know what i mean did yeah is there i don't know i've just noticed that lately when you walk into a place and it's like close to closing time they give you this look of like how dare you yeah walk into this establishment close to closing time you know i hear you i understand it, but... This was a recent Maurici beef. Was it?

Yeah. He was beefing with us at Mel's, yeah. Oh, really? We got in there at 9.50, and they were like, we're closed. He's like, you're closed at 10. The chairs aren't even flipped up yet. Amazing, dude. But then he caught himself, and he's like, well, it is Booth's.

That's one thing. If you're getting food for there, if you're being a huge psycho and getting your yogurt for there with derrick's like yeah then that might be on you oh yeah yeah but you're getting no one's getting the yogurt solo for there you're getting it to go oh i never i never go i never go for there yeah exactly i'm quick i'm quick classic flavors i don't do tasting i like chocolate and vanilla. Nice. You're a man who knows what you want. Strider.

Dude, my beef of the week is with, typically I try to stay off the thread or Reddit or anything like that. One of my bros sent me a pic and it came to my attention that I've been wearing these exact shorts way too much, dude. And I got called out on it.

Oh, really? Does Strider even own another pair of shorts? Dude, I like the shorts. They're comfy, dude. And here's the thing. Am I giving these shorts gene treatment? Yeah. And are they dirty?

Yeah, dude. But I've been posting up in these puppies dude and i like them dude and yeah i smell them before i wear them and that's wrong it's a little gross but they passed my smell test so it's all good it's so tough when you love an article of clothing because then you want to wear it all the time but then if you wear it all the time you get no you know you don't want too many pictures of it you know what i mean You wear the same nice shirt to big events. Then it's popping up all the time on social. And then you might get roasted for it.

It's tough. Yep. I like how you're staying strong, too. I think next pod that you're on, you should just wear the shorts and no shirt. I will. I'll do that. And here's the thing.

Just wear this outfit every day at work. This is a great outfit. Just the Joe Pelazon got me the shroom shirt. I love it, dude. Thank'll do that. And here's the thing. Just wear this outfit every day. It works. This is a great outfit. Just the Joe Pelazon got me this shroom shirt. I love it, dude. Thank you, dude. You could just, well, I guess Christmas, it's around the corner, dude.

Just ask for those shorts. Just tell different people you want that same pair of shorts in a different color. It's a great idea. And just give different colors to other people. Yeah. And then you'll have 10 of those shorts, and then you'll never, maybe even buy two of those the same color and then you can just swap them out so you never have to stop wearing them that's a smart that's the steve jobs that's what's

genius that's smart just have the outfit that you like don't waste brain power on it obama would take his suit because you know president's got to wear a lot of suits once he was done wearing it put it to the back of the closet and just go boom just cycle through run it down the line boom boom boom smart chris who's your b for the week uh my b for the week is the heat yeah oh yeah fucking take it easy bro it's been uh it's been really hot yeah it's really hot it's just you don't really want to do stuff which i'm cool with but i still like knowing that i have the option and then i choose to not do anything but now i don't even have that choice i'm just not doing anything because to go outside i feel like i'll die so i don't go outside but also you, I feel guilty running the AC all the time because, you know, the grid's overstressed.

So just fucking chill out. Seriously, dude. Well said. Dude, my beef of the week is with actors who have voices that don't make sense for how they were raised. actors who have voices that don't make sense for how they were raised i uh i'm a huge john berthnault fan i think he's a tremendous actor and he acts in a lot of stuff and he's always good and he's fucking good fucking actor man he had shyla buff on his podcast to talk about all of his crazy indiscretion shit and like you know that would might have been i don't know but like it starts off and shouts like hey brother i just want to thank you for you know giving me

a space where i can like talk about like you know my man because like there's not a lot not a lot of spaces to talk about that but like hey man you do like an intro right and then john bertholdt was like he's wearing like a sideways cap he's like hey man like you know it's gonna be what it's gonna be you know we gonna do we gonna do this thing like how it goes and I'm like

okay okay like Shia LaBeouf's from Burbank he's from Los Angeles and then John Berthinal went to Sidwell which is this high school

in DC where like Joe Biden's kids it's like where politicians could go and then he went to Moscow acting school like in Russia and I'm like where the fuck did you two guys pick up these voices dude like it's totally i i think what it is is that acting is very paul newman talks about

this in his new doc about uh or like it's quoted it's like a very non-masculine profession but they play these masculine dudes. So they like, I think they over-correct a little bit and just develop these like gravelly voices that I'm just like, but like, and Jeff Bridges is like the ultimate example. He's like from LA and he talks like he was like, you know, from wherever hell or high water took place. And I'm just like, I'm like, dudes, you're amazing actors.

I guess if it helps you get there you get there but like i just know like because dude we saw shyla buff and even stevens like i know what you sound like normally and i just know there's like casting tapes of john berthnal from when he's like 19 being like hi john berthnal auditioning for the the part of hamlet and then like but now after like 30 years of being a badass, he's like, I know you're a cop, man, so being a cop, you gotta trust your brothers when you're a cop. I'm like, what? You're an actor, dude.

Exactly, dude. It's gonna be what it's gonna be. All right, Chad, who's your babe of the week? My babe of the week is... My electric fly swatter. Do you guys have one of these? Yeah. Dude, it's the best feeling.

So basically, it's in the shape of like a tennis racket, a small tennis racket. It's electric, though. So when you swat a fly, if you catch it right, it zaps it. It's the most satisfying thing I've ever done. I got zero kills. You got zero kills? Dude Yeah My wife's got like a dozen

What? I was gonna say maybe Maybe you need a new racket But What's going on here? I don't know Yeah I Well I just

I missed I was Now I'm just gun shy Cause I missed a couple times Right And then I was like I'm not getting anything Fuck this stupid thing You know what you can do to boost your confidence is sometimes they get into

the uh screen in the window and you just trap it and they'll just fly in and they'll get stuck and then you just keep it going until it starts smoking you know that's how brutal i am with these flies might need to come over and do that on left screens. But that sounds twisted. I had one in front of my girlfriend. I had one in front of my girlfriend. The fly goes by me like this. I do the underhand. Badass.

And then I got one the other night where I did an overhand. Overhand. And then I caught it and then just held it in there. And it just fucking roasted it nice dude Strider who's your baby of the week? dude my baby of the week's gotta be my freaking dank ass fiance dude she's been uh and I don't know if I mentioned this

but she's been doing it now she's got a little bit of a green thumb and she's really been crushing it with our house plants lately and she's planted Illinois wildflowers as well as California wildflowers, both of our states, and very, very dank, and they're sprouting up and starting to come. But like you said, the fucking heat has been brutal on them,

so she's moving them inside. But just the discipline that she's had to exhibit to do this, really impressive shit. Yeah, dude, and I just kind of freaking game so nice dude it's awesome it's a good combo chris who's your baby of the week my baby of the week is uh the actress that portrays galadriel in ring of power the new lord of the ring show morfin clark she's all over the pilot which is the only episode that I've seen thus far I haven't watched the second one that's out

And it's really big Shoes of Phil Cate Blanchett originated the character In the trilogy And obviously she's like one of the best ever So But this lady's doing a good job And she's super badass

And I really enjoyed that first hour So I'm really excited to keep watching Nice he's doing a good job and she's super badass and it's just i really enjoyed that first hour so i'm really excited to keep watching nice yeah it's sick dude uh my babe of the week is um vin diesel we were at a wedding on saturday for a jordana brewster guest of the pod friend and uh our dear friend mason moffitt they got married congrats it was a wonderful marriage wonderful ceremony wonderful party we really got after it vin diesel's there um looking good just in a v-neck and uh and uh he was he was at his table with like uh like ludicrous and then um me and chad were pretty jacked up on mushrooms and we were pow wowing and we were like hey like we gotta we got to say something to Vin, right? We got to talk to Vin. We got to talk to Vin. Should we do

it? Should we do it? Let's do it. Let's do it. So we just bum rush him. And we came in, I had a lot of manic intensity and it was all, I got the video of it. Uh, my girlfriend filmed us talking to him and I just went up to him and I went, Vin, what up dude? Hey man, I don't want to bother you, but it would be a huge honor if I could get a photo with you. And then he just went, uh-huh. And then I went, thank you, dude. And then we got down there, took the photo. My eyes were like this big and I was so happy. And I was like, oh, took the photo. I was so stoked. I almost forgot to say thank you. I just started walking away. Chad, you were nice. You were like, thank you, Vin. I turned around. I was like, thank you, Vin. Thank you. And then we ran back to our table with this prized possession this photo of a guy that we've you know admired

and watched for decades and um i think me and chad texted each other 32 times over the next two days just saying what a photo it's really good it was so good dude your eyes in it are so fucking funny oh my god dude i was so pumped it was i it was so fucking funny. Oh my God, dude. I was so pumped. And Chad's eye. It was so nice of him. Yeah, if it would have been both of our eyes, it might have been too much. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I think mine just popped in. Like, dude, I'm in here. It was pretty incredible. And it was really nice of him to take the photo. And then he kind of disappeared after the picture. Probably just to take a breather. But thank you, Vin, for letting us take the photo and keep uh he kind of disappeared after the picture probably just take a breather but uh thank you vin for letting us take the photo and keep up the good work man really appreciate it um chad who's your legend of the week oh dude i'm glad you brought that up because

my legend is is you for getting that for not nailing down that photo because we were you know i was i was on mushrooms too just sort of staring at him I was talking to Kennedy and he goes when are we going to do it? when are we going to get this photo? and he's just out there and then we just went and did it we just rushed him he looks in the photo

he's just so he's so held hostage I don't want to be taking this dude he's like please this is what i definitely did not want oh man sorry dude yeah that was right yeah it's so funny dude but he's a legend yeah total ledge strider he's your legend of the week dude maybe my maybe my legend's got to be Mason and Jordana, dude. Tying the knot, getting married, dude. Super sweet vows, dude. Bringing the fams together.

Very sweet. Congrats, man. And thanks for having us. It was a freaking epic rager and wishing you guys all the best. So rad. Dude, they brought me to tears. Yeah, yeah. Dude, watch it.

Both of them walked down the aisle with their kids. Oh, it's just really pretty, man. It's a beautiful, beautiful thing. Yeah. Speeches were so good. His buddy who plays the music. Dude, that guy's just really pretty man yeah speeches were so good his buddy who plays the music dude that guy's played it at his birthday that guy crushes it dude we were doing a tequila shot me and chad he comes up he goes got one more ago let's go dude let's go yeah comes in and just pops on train when you say he plays dude he plays guitar and sings dude he's unbelievably talented he played the ceremony

he did like a Stapleton song He did like a Ray LaMontagne song And like his voice Like matched perfectly Unreal Yeah Yeah he crushed it Was a band or DJ

For the reception Band good band Dude I swear I recognize These bands at this point Yeah They're always like 12 piece bands You know they got like

5 singers or something like that Yeah They always look like They're like best friends One of my favorite things To do at a wedding Is stand close to the stage And just vibe with the singers

Oh nice Try to give them some energy did you had the uh the band was amazing remember you had them do the encore like encore come on come on they did blank space right by t swift yes that's what they did it banged that's great chris who's your legend? My legend is our... It's another twofer. Go and chat in JT, dude. Let's go. Oh, thanks, dude. Dude, show rocks.

So fun to see you guys. Thank you. Crushed it. Such a fun watch, dude. So happy for you guys. And yeah, kicked ass. Thanks so much, dude. Thank you.

Thank you, dude. Thanks a lot. Yeah, my legend of the week was going to be Mason and Jordan too. I'll mix it up though. I'll go Strider because he hasn't gotten a legend out of this grouping yet. Strider, total legend, dude. Just a rock, man. We're at the wedding.

Before we go to the wedding, you and me hit a CrossFit workout. Let's go. One-armed bandit. At the Santa Barbara 24-Hour Fitness. Dude comes in and is rude to the guy who works there. Strider just turns to the guy and goes, hey, man, that guy was a dick. That wasn't cool.

That guy sucked. And then the guy who worked at 24-Hour Fitness was so stoked. He was like, yeah, thanks, man. Like, that guy was kind of a dick, huh? And then we kind of like bantered about him, lightly making fun of him for not being funny. And then when we're

at the wedding and everyone's leaving valets like trouble you know what i mean every all the cars are jammed it's taking everybody forever to get out people are being a little testy strider goes straight up to the valet guys he's like hey you guys are doing a great job thanks for everything and dude my girlfriend pointed out she's like look at the way he's standing you were like in command of the environment dude and we needed it that is my environment dude i could have ran that driveway efficiently thank you dude dude the way you walked in with your suit the way do you see the way he walked into the way no it was he had a power pose where he he just you look like a presidential he came in shoulders up you know just he's wide shades on just ready with your

fiance you know just that's all I was feeling good you made a statement and it at that wedding there a lot of you know important people there and you you fucking nailed that entry you're a my thank you yeah legends bro and then dude you know we did Little shroomies Did a little bit Yeah I did a lot Dude your face

In the morning I'd come up Cause our rooms Were next to each other Come out in the morning It's like 9 in the morning And Chad's just Out there like this

I was like I didn't think you'd moved In like 2 hours Yeah you're like Did you stay up all day I was like I still have 2 hours you'd moved in like two hours. Yeah, you're like, did you stay up all day? I was like, I still have two hours. Oh, fuck. Yeah.

Did you guys get a pic of you three in your suits? Yeah, we did. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, we got one with Mace. It's good. Yeah. Gotta see that. I'll show it to you.

Oh, yeah. Because the only outfits I saw were like, you guys weren't fully dressed up. You guys had lots of jackets by then. Right. And if you look that good in your suit I gotta see this oh dude his walk in was

I'll remember that forever power pro love that you gotta do that at your wedding yeah 100% just fucking cruise yeah Chad what's your quote of the week

my quote of the week comes from Jim's dad American Pie he's talking to his son about masturbating you know I used to call it stroking the salami. Yeah, you know, pounding the

old pud. And I never did it with baked goods, but you know, your Uncle Mort, he pets the one-eyed snake five, six times a day. Now, do you know what a clitoris is? That's it. Dude, my quote of the week is um

all of these candles have feelings and it makes me want to cry that's chad kroger at the wedding dude on shrooms that was really amazing it felt bad cause some burnt more than the others some melted quicker than the others i was like dude it's not competition

you're like just chill guys i guess you know that's a nice aesthetic though you know whenever you think about like a storybook it's like they're all at different levels dude good call good call chris what's your quote of the week uh i'll do i already did it earlier but give me back my son dude mine is paul newman from his new doc dude so we've just perceived paul newman as just being the man but when he was younger he was like an incredibly self-aware but like insecure and kind of like struggling dude and uh he had all these journals that he kept and he's really profound and i like this one he says my problem is that I just remember an accumulation of events I don't really have a sense of a beginning there are people who have a sense

of living a whole life but I just have a sense of a series of events attached together in random ways stick the middle in the beginning or the beginning in the middle. It really doesn't seem to make either sense or difference. I was like, whoa, dude. Paul's got some feelings, man. Chet, what's your phrase of the week for getting after it? My phrase of the week for getting after it is, what are you doing with a gun in space? Nice.

Strider. Psy. Banara. I'm going to cheat a little bit, and then it's not an actual phrase, but just something to get you fired up, dude. If you make eyes with one of your boys, dude, and you just give a subtle head nod. Nice. Like almost imperceptible like we say like let's go with just a little your eyes that's

very strong that's very very strong dude uh mine is uh just one word familia nice boom baby That's awesome Dude's good draft Good draft fellas Good shit Stokers Thanks boys Thanks for listening Legends If you need advice

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