Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 293 - Just Cruisin' Solo EP

Episode Date: May 31, 2023

Today is another classic solo, Chad and JT pod. After being on the road for the past week the dudes dive into some crazy road trip stories. From Chad being a pro at mini bowling to JT getting kicked out of the bar. Thanks to all the stokers who came out in Ohio! We enjoyed our time and look forward to seeing you all soon!  Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check us out on tour!  We've got shows in LA and Wisconsin next! https://www.chadandjt.com Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Sponsored by:Manscape: Visit www.manscape.com/   USE code godeep at checkout for 20%off + free shipping.Rumpl: Visit  www.rumpl.com/godeep USE code godeep at checkout for 10% off your order!

What's up Stokers, before we begin this podcast, I want to let you know we are on tour. Dude, we're going to Appleton, Wisconsin next. I'm so psyched, dude. Oh, and we also have a show at the Hollywood Improv this Thursday at 10.15. Good lineup. Yeah, we got Trevor Wallace on the show. What's the Girls Gotta Eat podcast? Ashley Hesseltine.

Ashley Hesseltine. Andrew Collin, very funny guy. Yeah. Strider Wilson. Strider Wilson. Strider Wilson. It's going to be a super fun show. 10-15, Hollywood Improv. If you're in LA, check it out.

And just go to chatandjt.com to get tickets because the tour's fun, the shows are fun. We're cooking. Yeah. Get ready. No, I'm serious Get out there Appleton We need ya

Let's all be in the room together Face to face Let's do it like humans do And then Fort Wayne, Indiana next I'm excited for that I got some friends from high school That are coming out Fuck yeah

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Let's start the show Man, it's been so long since we've done a solo That I forgot how to intro for a sec. You know what I mean? I mean, there's no right way to do it, dude. Right. Whatever you're feeling, that's the correct way. I was in a zone where I was like,

you said we're going, and I was like, wait, what do I do? Well, just sit in it. It'll come to you, dude. I'm in no rush. Okay. For any new listeners, stay patient. Let's Let's

Let's tinkle the Not tinkle the taint Let's tickle the taint And let's put some Canadian bacon on the grill What's up Stokers of Stoke Nation This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep in Chad and JT podcast I'm here with my compadre Sean Thomas, what up? Boom clap Stokers of Stoke Nation This is Chad Kroger coming in with the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast I'm here with my compadre Sean Thomas, what up?

Boom clap Stokers And we are stoked to be in Melrose Melrose Studios once again, what up? Mmhmm Shout out Ari and Abby Do you want to say hi? Entry yourself to the listeners Oh I don't have my mic on

I am saying what up if you want to tell them. He said what up. Matt. Mo. Mo. Why did I think your name was Matt? Matt? Yeah.

Come on, Matt. We're cutting all that. Because we're buddies. Stupid. All right, let's go. So, you got a Celsius? yeah I need some caffeine I need some pick me up

long day yesterday? I got drunk yesterday I saw that story yeah I got pretty fucked up you were more on the more fucked up level I've been on a rum springer the kids are coming I'm like this is it get it out while you can

and I'm like this is it get it out while you can and I'm still responsible like I you know Ubered home got home by 6 so I could watch Succession

you two haven't seen it yet no insane people yeah I'm I'm I'm 30 minutes in it's good

here's my excuse it's good it might be perfect really well I don't want to say anything I don't want to cut your expectations here's my excuse um actually same as you It's good. It might be perfect. Really? Well, I don't want to say anything. I don't want to color your expectations. Here's my excuse.

Actually, same as you. My lady wanted to watch last week's episode first, but she gets home late. So it was about 11 until we started. No, 11.30 until we started the new one. And it was 12.30. She fell asleep. It was 12.30. I was like, I want to go to bed.

So I managed to go to bed, because I didn't want to go to bed at 1.30. Smart. So that's where I'm at. That's where I'm at. Because you were doing the MRF today. I was doing the MRF today. Which is a crossfit workout that people do on Memorial Day. And you know what, dude?

I felt my age today. I got to be honest. Well, dude, it's a hell of a workout too. You know, back in the day, I could do the 100 pull-ups. I did 75. And I had to take off the weighted vest at 20. That's okay, man. You still did more than most.

It's not okay, dude. I need to go on roids. What would Murph think? Dude, I don't even want to know, dude. Taylor Kitsch's character from Lone Survivor based on a real-life dude, Murph, who invented the workout. Lieutenant Michael Murphy. Who sacrificed his life protecting us. What would he think?

I don't know. He'd probably be all right with it, he'd probably be alright with it He'd probably be like, you need to keep doing it He'd probably want you to finish To get back up there For sure Yeah But I appreciate you being understanding

You're gonna do steroids? I think I need juice I started taking the peptides Yeah They fucked me up, dude It was fun I looked good i think yeah and and uh i was a little bit stronger but now my shoulder's like a little jacked because i was probably overhead lifting more than is right for my ligaments and then uh it made me a little manic

right which i reached out to doctors and they're like yeah that's possible interesting because i take like brain like i I take like bipolar medication. Yeah. Which I've been like weaning off of. And then, and yeah, so whatever, however, combined with the peptides, I was like steamrolling. Right. I think even you can hear it on some of the pods.

Really? Like I always get comments, people are like, hey, man, you're kind of talking over people. Yeah. Which I do, I'm sorry. But I'm also trying to keep that energy moving. So it's a double-edged sword, my friends. Yeah.

But I was doing it even more, I think, because I'm also trying to keep that energy moving so it's a double edged sword my friends but I was doing it even more I think because I was just coming into every room like what is up, let's fucking go but then it wasn't all fun like that it would tank me for a day like when we were in DC, remember how sick I was? I was like laying down in between sets and like feeling rough

that last set, you were like I thought you were going tip over i i almost passed out on stage yeah so it was fun this is all part of me getting my chaos out before the kiddos are born dude i uh because i was talking to my buddy mikey and uh he takes peptides but he only takes a pill and i told him i got the load on what you were taking i think you were taking too much yeah didn't he say that's a lot or something? Yeah, he's like, I take a pill, it's like one, and you're like, I inject three different.

I don't even know the fucking. I started slow. They all have goofy names. I did CJC 1295, BPC 157, and Copper GKU. I mean, that's a lot of shit. I should not have started. At first, I was just doing the BPC and then these wellness clinics

that just want to make money were like, you could feel even better. And I was like, give them all to me. Yeah, yeah. And I did get like kind of an addict thrill

out of injecting myself. Yeah. And then, yeah, it made me feel like absolute hammered dog shit. Yeah. And I had to lay off.

I've been off of them for like a week. I do miss it but i'm feeling much better well maybe you could try that one pill maybe i'm gonna i gotta find a doctor i really trust yeah because so i was going to this wellness clinic and then i was following up with them and i was like yo i feel like shit and they're like you're just tired from travel i'm like okay yeah probably and then i called him like a week later and i was like i've been feeling and it's not even a doctor it's like a uh nurse practitioner or something and i it takes me

forever to get a hold of him i'm like guys like i really feel bad like come on call me back and uh she calls me back she's in hawaii which was disconcerting to me for some reason yeah and then she's like well tell me what's going on and i'm like i'm dizzy i'm nauseous i feel like i'm gonna pass out just like feel like you're gonna pass out and then she laughed really she laughed at me dude and i was like i don't mind being disabused of like my uh like neuroses around health but considering they were giving me like injectables and i was telling them i was having an adverse response i expected a little more seriousness in the convo yeah but it's too bad because i really wanted to do that stuff but it's just not it just doesn't suit my uh my makeup well i wouldn't give up yet but i tried all three without i did all three by themselves oh really

i tried them at different times i really like case studied it as best I could for a while. Yeah. And it just wasn't working. But it was fun to feel manic for a little bit. I haven't felt that way in a long time. Being manic's cool. I never had a full break. I was always pretty together if you talked to me.

I just was doing a lot of insane stuff. Right. But I felt that like I woke up one time when I was on the peptides at three in the morning and I just my first thought when I opened my eyes was you're amazing really and then I went that's not healthy yeah yeah the other part of my brain went not normal to feel that way and I woke up with full energy like I didn't wake up oh I woke up like pow you're amazing yeah and i was like okay uh it's sort of like green goblin shit it sounds nice but you're redlining a bit and who knows

maybe some of that was psychosomatic but since i was injecting myself with all that stuff i have to attribute some of the the the intensity and thoughts to that can you sample them like we go like maybe like sundays peptides day i want to, but I'm busy and stuff. I think just getting drunk yesterday was probably a better way to get a rush. And a little more culturally accepted. Did you dance? I danced a lot.

Rachel, our friend who had a party, she's the best because if you don't go to something she invites you to, she's one of those people you really feel like you're letting her down. She's like, hey, I invited you and Chad to this party. I really want you guys to come. I let her down.

I miss hanging out with you guys. Please come. And I'm like, fuck, I better go. But it's always fun when you see her there. She throws a great party. It was her friend's party, but she invited a bunch of people too. And yeah, I sawy silverberg and uh jack robichaud some good good folks and then just went home yeah said some crazy shit to my girlfriend

but all pretty fun nice sometimes i just do that yeah i'm like i'm just gonna say some wild shit she handles it so well well it's uh that's sort of your you like to you like to get crazy shit out there i do yeah you like to get crazy shit out there. I do. Yeah. You like to stir the pot. A little bit, yeah. Stirring the pot's your thing.

Yeah, I get it from my old man. Yeah. He used to just toss grenades into conversation and then just walk away. Your dad's so funny, dude. He's funny, dude. We had the baby shower. He was disrespecting people subtly at the baby shower.

I heard. Well, he kind of tried to baby shower. I heard, well, he kind of tried to disrespect Rachel, I heard. Yeah. Did she tell you about that? She told me about it. That was hilarious.

But she gave it back to him. She can handle it. Yeah. Yeah. You're not going to bully Rachel. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

He told her that she went to like a podunk high school. Yeah. Even though it has like a 86%, uh, like college graduation rate. It's like one of the best public high schools in the country. Yeah. Was it like for like Laguna? Yeah. And then my dad was like saying he wanted me to go to a good

high school and i wish i could have chimed in and say well i got kicked out of one and almost failed out of the other and then went to junior college for five years so i'm not sure he picked the best academic route for me no it's not his fault but it was funny that he would try to big time on that yeah he was picking on my girlfriend about us wanting to live in Pasadena. Oh, really? Yeah, he's like, Pasadena. I don't even think he's ever been there. Yeah.

He was like, Pasadena, why would you live there? It's like big time and around that. That's hilarious. Yeah, and then we went to Ohio. Ohio was sick. Brought Jake along with us. He's a legend. Hit Cedar Point. Yeah, I was going to say.

You got his favorite thing amusement parks dude i just love thrills i love thrills i love skydiving roller coasters big waves point break without the bank robberies exactly point break without the bank robberies i like adrenaline um so yeah cedar point which is kind of known as being like the roller coaster capital of the country so i was really excited to go there because I've heard about it for years, and it did not disappoint. Here's some sick coasters. And I got to say, you know, it was like school day there,

so it was like all kids there than me. I fucking pushed them out of the way. I'm like, these are my rides. You were like the oldest, most mature man there. Yeah, and you know what? I don't feel weird about it at all. No, you shouldn't. No.

I get my thrills, and that's what's up. No, and that's like wholesome. Yeah. There's like weird stuff that adults do to feel better. Yeah. I was better than doing peptides or drinking. Not that it's like a comparison thing, but like it's pretty healthy. Yeah.

Although it did have some deleterious health effects for Jake. Yeah. So we went on Raptors, our second coaster, and he almost, he almost boked. It was tough to watch. I thought he was having a seizure. It looked pretty intense. Yeah. Or at least when you guys were describing it, I was like, that sounds punishing.

Okay. So we were coming in and I was, cause I kind of was like, Jake, we're going. Although he loves roller coasters. I didn't force him. He was excited too um and I look over at him on the roller coaster and he's going it is at the end and I look around to be like wasn't that fucking sick and he's like oh because he's talking about his neck was hurting and I was like Jake are you okay man and I thought he was having a seizure he like he struck a nerve in his neck I was like oh Jake, are you okay, man? And I thought he was having a seizure. He struck a nerve in his neck.

I was like, oh, God, I killed Jake. But he was just trying not to puke. Great guy. I love Jake. You almost went to his second amusement park. I did. Ohio's littered with them. Yeah, dude.

Interesting. You know what cracks me about Ohio, too? And this is every state and place in America, is the rivalries between towns i've really picked up on this since we started touring is like you'll be in dallas and you'll mention austin and they're all like boo yeah boo and then if you're in like toledo they boo like columbus and if you're in columbus they like boo cincinnati yeah but i gotta tell you to someone who's just dropping in for a day or two they all seem exactly the same

like they're like yeah boo those you know snobs in columbus and they're like you know all those cow kickers in cincinnati i'm like it's the same dude it looks exactly you guys sound and look exactly the same yeah it's like the same green fields they're just flat yeah look and then like when you're in when we were in st louis and we're getting barbecue they have their opinions about barbecue within st louis but then the kansas city people are like it's not even close like kansas city barbecue is so much better i'm like is it though like aren't you guys are getting the same spices and sauces i'm betting yeah we have highways and planes now and recipes online i don't think

we're in the same kind of like tribal difference that we had 300 years ago right I um no it's so true so it all kind of feels the same yeah if you have pride in where you're from you might not be from somewhere that great yeah good people though dude yeah great people thanks for steering me that way the sweetest people on earth so friendly yeah like when we're at the airbnb in cleveland i just come out the the door every person in the hall was like what's up what's up hey how you doing like just so nice yeah and it was the first time in a while i've gone out with stokers after the show and they're all just lovely people i uh i had that in michigan where it was like it

was like three older women were in an elevator and they're like hey hey i was like dude am i fucking well that might have been something dude no they're just friendly they're just friendly because i asked them i was like you guys trying to bone right now yeah you got straight too yeah and they're like no we're just being friendly. I was like, oh, my bad. It was good crowds, too. Those were fun shows in Ohio. Yeah, dude. They were great crowds. I love touring.

It is really fun. Guys, come out to our shows. We had some. Dude, I think our show in, what was it? Columbus. Fire. It was an all-timer. Keith.

Shout out, Keith. He's an absolute. Or is he your legend of the week? No. Okay, so shout out Keith. Absolute legend. This guy at the show with his son's single dad just hammered in the front. Best laugh on earth. Fun guy. Yeah. They were really cool.

They were drinking wine. You know I have that American flag hat I wear on here sometimes with the fish on it? Yeah. He had one. Dude, I have a good idea too for gun control. That's a little spin-off of that. wear on here sometimes with the fish on it yeah he had one dude i have a good idea too yeah for like gun control yeah that's a little spin-off of that like uh so you know how a lot of people a lot of bud light drinkers were pissed about dylan mulvaney be on there i guess it's a trans person oh dude i love where you're going with this and then there was some ford beef yeah because

people are upset at ford now because it's's a rainbow Ford in the commercial and it does like a traditionally colored Ford. And so now people are like, fuck Ford. And Target too. And so, yeah,

Target did something where like the models were had like, you could see their junk or something. Right. Dude,

what if we make guns gay? And then people won't want guns anymore. Wow. Like if AR-15s were like, like a rainbow And then people won't want guns anymore Wow Like if AR-15s were like a rainbow And then people are like, get that thing out of my hands I ain't shooting that No, I'm boycotting all AR-15s

From now on it's just these Come paint these Can't paint these fists no rainbow And then we wouldn't have gun problems anymore Just make the guns gay It's like Winchester is trans. Yeah. Wow.

Just paint them all that and be like, like put pride, like emblem into the, the butt of the gun. And then people would be like, no man. Make the tracers rainbow. Yeah.

Yeah. Have the gun make like a noise when the bullet comes out. Like, yeah. And people are like oh man they ruined it they ruined our fucking guns i don't know why like my family owns guns i'm uh i'm sorry to throw stones but like uh yeah that could be a good idea they're like uh the theme song for all guns is live in levita loca yeah dude they're going super far with it dude like did you see like uh

bass pro shops doing some with rupaul no really no i'm kidding oh damn you got me there dude dude i've never seen such good um bass pro shops they're beautiful dude yeah dude you ever just drive through a state and see a bass pro shop in ohio or anywhere they're just beautiful. Yeah, and they're amusement parks into themselves. Yeah, it's like they'll have the Capitol and I'll be like, that's okay, but they'll have a Bass Pro Shop right next to it.

Blows it away. That's where you want to go. That's where they should be having the city council meetings. Yeah, dude. It's good stuff. We went out with some Stokers after some of the shows. Well, no. Did we get drunk with Stokers in... Columbus? Yeah, it was just Columbus is where we partied with the Stokers.

Yeah. When we were in Toledo, we just went out, you, me, and Jake. We got some pizzas afterwards. Toledo, yes. I'm trying to think. It all is so confusing. It's a blur. Toledo, yeah yeah we got pizzas

yeah which was pretty good pizza yeah pretty good and then and then we went to in Columbus we went out

we went to that bar Pins that was fun dude mini bowling apparently I'm the best you took it serious man I kept looking at the score cause I was like

darting all over the bar but I was looking at you I was like dude bro's in the high ones like he's crushing well I had an advantage cause everyone else was like, dude, bro's in the high ones. Like he's crushing. Well, I had an advantage because everyone else was blacked out. Yeah, so you were dialed. Yeah, so I was like the sober one and I was just destroying them.

You really did take it too hard. Because it's literally you can just fucking pitch it. And then what ended the game? The lady we were playing with, the lady and her boyfriend that we were playing with. Yeah, she fell. She hurt her face. But there was no cut. She was just embarrassed or something.

It was like one of those falls where you're so hammered where you forget to use your hands to protect your fall. So you use your face instead. That's when your motor function's not working proper. Yeah, when you fishtail on concrete, I think that's the time to call it. And I got thrown out of the bar. Which I haven't been thrown out of a bar in so long. It felt so good to get thrown out.

Not for being drunk. For doing something stupid while drunk. They have a slide at this bar. So it's like two and a half stories high. It's a big building. And they have a metal slide that goes down to the bottom. And I guess I've talked to other people and this is a very common uh thing to try i had like a tall ipa and i was like i bet you i could slide down with the whole beer and like it have the whole beer when i

get to the bottom yeah and then uh but deep down i knew that wasn't gonna happen and then i got into the slide and took that first turn and and the whole thing just shattered. And then I just swooshed to the bottom. But I got lucky. It was like minimal cuts. And then the manager was just at the bottom, and he looked all tired. You could just tell he's been dealing with dumbasses for like five years. And he was like, you have to go. And I was like, for sure.

I was like, I do for sure have to go. And that's my favorite thing about getting kicked out is when you're cool about it. Oh, you're like the coolest about it and it is so funny because first I was like because after

after it all happened I'm like yeah why do you have a metal slide in the bar it's fun I rode the slide it was fun as shit but then I

so I was like coming like she fish tailed and I was like alright time to go and so I'm going and I look and I see

just beer running down the slide and you just standing there looking around. Yeah, looking for people to notice my stupidity. I just want to be seen. I'm alive. Yeah, that was fun.

So switching gears a little bit, Ron DeSantis announced he's running and Trump nicknamed him the sanctimonious it's too big a word what is do you know what it means i've googled it three times and i still haven't grasped it i agree with you because his other nicknames are kind of undeniable sleepy joe crooked hillary yeah and he puts the pun before the name, not after. Yeah. And it makes it flow easier. Yeah.

Is there a better nickname for... Well, it's two things. Do you think Donald's losing his sharpness when it comes to belittling other candidates? I think so, dude. Wow, that was like a superpower. Yeah. And then what do you think's a better nickname for Ron?

I don't know, like... Stupid Bitch Ron? That's good, that'll crush him That sounds like him Howlin' Ron? Did you watch the thing where he laughed all weird With that constituent where he's like Here's the thing about DeSantis

You know, you hear stuff You see articles in the news Talking about Florida or whatever But I don't know anything about him It's all policy stuff, it's all what's going on over or whatever. But I don't know anything about him. It's all policy stuff. It's all what's going on over there. I don't know anything about him. I don't even know what his voice sounds like. But I hear it's kind of atrocious.

I've been getting into paying attention to politics again. I've been listening to the Breaking Points podcast. I like it. I've been hearing more snippets of him talking, and I don't think he's long for the day because he just doesn't have the right voice.

I think he's too easy to kind of get annoyed by. Right. And that submarines you sometimes. You've got to kind of sound the part. Yeah. Donald Trump, he doesn't sound like what I thought a president should sound like, but he's confident. Yeah.

And then like Barack or Bill Clinton or even George Bush, like they kind of had like that presidential tone to them. Yeah. You know, with differing success. But yeah, I just don't think sanctimonious has the voice. Oh, I just called him by his nickname though. Did it feel good? Felt right.

Do you know what it means? Sanctimonious, like to act high and mighty. Yeah. Ah. So maybe de-sanctimonious is to not act high? Whoa. He's low, bro. I think he means like he thinks he's like a good guy when he's really probably a scoundrel.

Right. What do you think? I think for Trump, most clever nickname he's done. Oh, you like it. Oh, you like it. No. I don't think it's good, but if you think of all the other ones, it's the most thought out. Right.

I think that's the problem with it. That's what I'm saying. It doesn't seem as gunslinging. Exactly. It seems like he kind of was in a room and he's like, man, I don't know what to get this guy with. And then he was like, De Sanctimonious, and his team was like, yeah, that'll work. Yeah. But it wasn't like when he said Sleepy joe or crooked hillary and you're like oh

that just came to him yeah that was like genuine inspiration sleepy joe is insane it's so good that's tough lion ted lion ted is fucking good crooked hillary yeah i mean he yeah though i guess that's yeah maybe he'll try so hard it's not going to work for him I think I think also DeSantis doesn't have much of a record behind him Joe's old

Hillary has a huge backlog where you can just trash it he's like you can say blah blah with DeSantis everyone's kind of like oh this is kind of a new guy We don't have the dirt yet There's no dirt

I think that's the problem So maybe a name will come Maybe Squeaky Ron Squeaky Ron That's good I should tweet him How about Squeaky Ron If you collabed on a Trump nickname

It's like a credit among credits oh yeah would i be able to work in hollywood anymore or would it break i think it'll bring you to the top dude yeah yeah like political candidates hitting you up for a thought there are like those people like the people who change like global warming to climate change like who they change like what the how the words we use to frame conversations to make it more palatable yeah if you could be on top of that but just in terms of just bullying yeah potential presidential candidates i mean that's the that's the life dude imagine a documentary about that guy i've been watching a lot i watched wiener again

the anthony wiener doc that's a classic yeah he's an animal his his sex nickname when he was sending stuff to girls was carlos danger it's kind of cool did you i know a funny thing about him the person who called him out for all the carlos city. Sidney Leathers? So it was a guess based on a foot in a picture with his junk. What do you mean it was a guess? A smaller gossip website put it out first. And it was, they put a picture of his foot, like nudes had come out of the purse carlos danger but without knowing who it was that it was wiener and somebody put his foot next to a photo of him at the beach

wow and he didn't even defend like they put it out and then it got picked up and he just went straight to apologizing he knew he was caught Well, foot culture is so huge now. I know. We study feet like almost nothing else. People are obsessed with feet. Like every female comedian we're friends with, their feet are online. A lot of male comedians. Like I think Trevor Wallace's feet, my feet are online.

I've got a couple reviews. Did you go WikiFeet? I think I'm on WikiFeet. Yeah. And it's like me on the pod when we used to do it at my place. And I wouldn't rock like any socks or shoes. I wish I had on wicked feet yeah and it's like me on the pod when we used to do it at my place and I wouldn't rock like any socks or shoes I wish I had a foot fetish

I wish people had a foot fetish about my feet can you imagine dude I think they do though yeah it's weak what was your rating it was

four to five four to five yeah but it's only like three people bro I know but I wish you're on track though I know it's a good start

and comparison is the thief of joy but I just wish like there was hundreds of thousands of dudes just wailing to my toes yeah I hear you I think you just gotta post more feet pics but you wanna have a foot fetish there's five on here

they really got you five on here oh I think they've added one yeah they got five pics of you dude maybe you could go back to doing stand up and flip flops that was that was when I was really trying to

you know make a name for myself and have my own corner. I remember I was ripped on Adderall, and I asked Kyle Kinane, I was like, hey, man, do you think it's okay that I wear sandals on stage? He's like, why are you doing it? He's like, are you doing it to be noticed, or are you doing it because it's authentic to you?

And I was like, because it's authentic. But deep down, I was like, because I want to talk to you about it. He was really nice. Yeah, he's cool. Very about it. He was really nice. Yeah, he's a cool. Very funny guy. That's really funny. I do like, what you wear on stage is a tough thing to decide on. I still haven't found my look.

Dude, that's interesting. I was thinking about that yesterday. It's important. You look at videos. I was looking at videos of myself on stage. And I was like, oh, my shirt looks too big. You know what I mean? You like the big shirts, though.

I do like the big shirts, but I'm like, I don't know if it works for the stage. But that's also true to, big shirts are true to me. And then I also don't want to copy what everyone else is doing. Yeah, you want to have your own thing. Yeah, everyone seems to go with the cool jacket, be it leather, denim, shiny material. People always look terrible in their specials because they overdo it.

Yeah. It doesn't look like something they wear often. And I don't like it when it looks like a one-time thing. Yeah. I always liked what Louis wore. I was going to say Louis was the best. Just the black t-shirt and the jeans. Yeah.

And the boots. And there was something about him being so like... Like I know he's got like his lowbrow humor and stuff which is all fucking hilarious but like he he was such an ordinary guy so when he'd have these mind blowing ideas you're like he's just an ordinary guy but he's thinking about things

in such a cool way and it all fed into itself yeah Bill Burr dressed as well is my nose red? you think you got sunburned today yeah i like a little sunburn pink it's pink i i think a little sunburn is actually attractive oh thanks i don't know what that is in me but i i like a little sun kiss yeah let's flip the screen on yeah it's just a little. It looks good.

Oh, thanks. It's like highlighted. I hope AI comes up with something for skin cancer by the time I... It's pretty curable, I think.

The only thing about it is they have to cut deep. Yeah. So if I have it in my nose... You might have a little divot.

Oh, you'll have a thing. I'll have to get reconstructive surgery probably. That's okay. Yeah. I might get some

work done. Now I feel better about that Like Luke Skywalker He got a new hand Luke did it Although he fucked up his face in a car accident That's why his face looks different Wilson?

Mark Hamill Oh really? I thought of Owen Wilson for a second I don't even know why my brain went there But you want to get work done? I was thinking about it. I know. Can we talk about it?

No. Okay. I'm too embarrassed. I'll tell you what mine is, and maybe it'll make you tell yours. I know what I'm going to do if I have the money. Yeah. And it's very embarrassing. Go.

Ball rejuvenation. Whoa. No, mine's still more embarrassing. Than that? Dude, my balls droop. I got grandpa balls. Is that a thing? they become droopless yeah oh yeah dude they'll fucking take the exit because like like my balls are like if they hear

the skin no the skin dude right sorry yeah yeah oh it is longer than my dick for sure but like this like i just have this skin right how much is that i don't know but't know. I looked it up and it is a thing. I got to get a good health insurance that covers elective. Do they have to put you under for that? Yeah, it's a surgery. Wow. So you're going to get wheeled into the operating room. 100%.

And you're going to watch the clock spin until it's all black. Then wake up two hours later with some swollen balls. Then in a couple months we'll be perfect. We'll be perfect. It's worth it. It's embarrassing to me. You know what's all black, then wake up two hours later with some swollen balls that in a couple months will be perfect. Will be perfect. It's worth it. It's embarrassing to me. You know what's crazy though, dude, is like, that sounds crazy, but I think it's just as crazy to do nothing.

Like check the stats on people who get things done. Most people are like, oh, those are unhappy people who are doing those things. I don't deny that. But I think most people are unhappy. I think at least these people are taking steps to feel better. And it is a superficial world. And 92% of people, according to some stat that I saw, who knows? I'm sure there's countering information.

92% of people are happy they got whatever they got done done. Like they're happier. Yeah. Are they happier in like a deep, like Ram Dass, like spiritually understanding way? Probably, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. What does that does that even mean yeah what does it even mean you feel better you feel better yeah because my balls are only out intimately like i don't you know they're not out every day it's not for everybody it's not public consumption but when i like i really felt it when i went to we spa you know you're naked with the boys and that's all i thought about i was looking at everyone's balls which is weird yeah that's what's weird too is when you think you got something you want to fix

It's all you see in other people. Yeah your eyes become like laser beams You start judging the whole world by that thing and then Ally brought it up like without knowing that I have a thing She's all I need a droopy ball. A girl will kill you with that. Yeah, she's like your balls are so droopy You have so much excess skin Ali Makovsky's his girlfriend Very funny comedian Straight shooter and she'll shoot you straight Yeah like I'm sitting there naked

Like how much more intimate do you get And she hits you with like it hurt Ladies get away with murder when it comes to Commentary on our sack and peas Yeah Speaking of which I don't think my b-hole's as good looking as it could be. You can get that tightened up. Yeah.

Or bleached. I got a guy. You got a guy? Yeah. He's over in Topanga. He tightens those things up and gets some nice color on them. You'll have the butthole of your dreams. It's like five grand, but it's worth it.

Yeah, I want a really symmetrical balloon knot. Oh, yeah. Shape is what a lot of people are chasing right now. Yeah. They want that it. Yeah, I want like a really symmetrical balloon knot. Oh, yeah. Shape is, that's what a lot of people are chasing right now. Yeah. They want that symmetry. Yeah. And they can make it work. They don't add new lines.

It's about reconstructing the lines you already have. Yeah. Because it's a muscle, right? So you can define it. Yeah, you can get under there and you can move the tendons around a little bit and you can just tighten that hole up. Because I usually hit my girlfriend with a

Mangina. Loves it. I hit her with a goat, a fruit bowl, which is where you're bent over. She wasn't as stoked. I know it's because of my b-hole. Oh man, that's gotta hurt. Yeah, and I'm like, now I don't even want to bring up pegging. But don't even be embarrassed

because like 32% of people who get... Sorry. It's all good. It's all good. 32% of people who are getting their buttholes done now are men. Right. And that's just self-reporting. Yeah.

So I think it's something where it's a little more the norm for women to do it. But a lot of guys are doing it and they're feeling better about themselves. Yeah. And when I go to Equinox and I look at the buttholes i'm like these aren't normal you you should not be 65 and have a butthole like that like they're pristine if you're insecure about your b-hole do not go to equinox no no no all those guys are getting their buttholes done yeah and they'll spread them too well why would you if you're gonna pay for it showed off yeah i know i went to the steam room one time there's this guy just like bent over,

just spreading. He was showing his friend Frank, but I saw it too. And I was, you know, I was, I couldn't, I had work to do that,

that day. I didn't do it. No, it sticks with you. Dude, I was, I want to talk about hangovers, man.

That's brutal, bro. Ohio waking up the next day Here's what you do Never, ever Get blasted drunk The same day you did chest Because you're going to wake up sore the next day

In your pectoralis majors But you're going to be all anxious From all the tequila you drank And you're going to think it's a heart attack for the next two days. Oh, that's what happened. That's what was going on. Oh, you're just, your chest was on fire. Yeah.

And then my shoulders were sore too. And then like, you look up like symptoms of a heart attack and it's like chest pain that spreads into your arm and you're like, oh dude, I'm feeling super janky over here, man. There's definitely some tightness. It's like, yeah, it's your muscle fibers rebuilding themselves. And I'm like, no, it's my artery going kaput. Right. So I just think if you're going to get blasted that night,

stick to a leg workout. I wouldn't go upper body, but if you really want to get some hypertrophy in on your limbs, just stick to the arms, dude. I asked my dad what a heart attack feels like. He said it feels like he said it feels like a balloon inflating in your chest i and and i guess they hit more in the center yeah i was feeling most of my stuff off the left yeah the heart thing it grabs you here it's like someone's

gripping you right in there i can't wait i'm psyched for when it comes dude I'm pretty fired up you don't fear it? no it's like the ultimate rush I go to well I haven't recently aneurysm that's all I think about oh terrifying scary motherfuckers can I tell you what I've been watching every night before I go to bed near death experience accounts on YouTube

oh they're good dude they're good people having some aneurysms yeah well they're all youtube oh they're good dude they're good and people having some uh because they're all rhythms yeah well they're all similar where they're just like they're like it's the best thing ever and you're like i hope this is legit because it sounds sick like i left my body and i felt fucking great and i'm like bummed to come back yes they're always bummed to come back you know why because this world is like this is where you learn shit yeah you got to go through shit here to learn shit that's why our souls come here that's what it is yeah it's

just a journey of discovery so that when we get to the next plane yeah we understand it better appreciate it more yeah well it's like you're just, according to these accounts, you're just pure energy and consciousness without all the ego and, you know, all that shit. And apparently emotions just sing. You know, if you're happy, it's just shining. That sounds nice. Yeah. I ain't buying it, but that sounds nice. Dude, I read a book from this neurologist, this neuroscientist.

Okay. I like those words. Yeah, he had bacterial meningitis. He was in a deep coma. His brain shut down from the meningitis. And he had this near-death experience. And it's called Proof of Heaven. And he comes back and he's like, it's legit.

And he's a neuroscientist. All right. Just throwing it out there. I like it. Hey, we need it. The world needs it. We got to feel good. Yeah.

To me, you're just like this, you know, combination of blood, bone, muscle, some synapses, a little electricity. You're stumbling through life trying to figure it out. Everything you don't want to have happen happen it comes at you at some point and then it's over I mean how's that sound? that sounds horrible

yeah brother dig in enjoy it you gotta let some wonder in your life a little wonder is good what is it yeah I like to leave myself open to the possibility

that you know that's our yin and yang for sure life after death is fucking sick at the baby shower we had to write down like a few words about life for the kids and I was hammered and didn't remember but I guess I wrote down life is brutal but eternal do you see what i wrote down for yeah would you write i wrote down uh i remember some i hope you

i hope you aren't scared of ai and i hope you never forget burbank dude there's some other more meaningful ones in there but I was particularly proud of those yeah and for traits that you hope they get from the parents you said my girlfriend's centeredness your confidence her confidence in my vocabulary hell yeah

that'll be a sick kid dude I hope you read as much as your dad and I wrote it down like I hope this doesn't because it wasn't sarcasm. No, I didn't feel sarcastic at all. It was because you do read a lot. But I was like, I hope they don't think that's like. No, that's the thing.

Anytime you're sincere, I always feel like I'm taking a shot at someone anytime I'm sincere. Yeah, yeah. It is scary. Dude, I talked to some AI scientists. Oh, that's right. I flew up to the Bay. Yeah, yeah. yeah yeah i wanted to interview some scientists and um i think it made me accept that ai is coming that you can't put the genie back in the bottle any kind of technological

revolution we can freak out about it but someone's gonna do it and if it works it's gonna keep expanding and keep growing and we can try to curb it but we don't even know what it's gonna be but uh but it made me less afraid of it, too. Especially on the art front where people are like, it could replace art. And I'm like, yeah, but I think people really do want the human endeavor to be a part of it. That's what makes us connect to it. Yeah. Is that we know it came from a human, and that's what helps us relate.

But then, I don't know. Dude, I saw fake AI girls on an Instagram account. They were beautiful, man. they look just like real people yeah but but the fact that when I found out they were AI I I didn't want to look anymore so I think that's the scary part is the fakes is that we won't know what we're looking at that's what I was thinking about is like when people are able to use it and then trick people yeah you could have a lot of writers who are churning out great books and it's like it's like Barry Bonds on steroids we're're like, it's so fun to watch, but was it ethically gained? I don't know.

Yeah. We need some kind of thing that checks, and it's like, this had AI on it. This didn't have AI. But these scientists, they're very naive to the corporate exploitation of it. like the corporate exploitation of it. Like they're like, I'm like, well,

couldn't like greedy people use this to just make money and to disenfranchise more people. And they're like, maybe, but I mean, why would you think like that? I'm like, well, cause that's happened with like everything else.

And then I feel bad for being negative, but then I'm also like, but you're not thinking about something that will undoubtedly happen. Cause they're just so excited by the science of it right like this one dude he was like look the universe is expanding and growing and learning and civilization is expanding and learning and growing they're open-ended systems and he's like i'm trying to design a route algorithm that will grow without me and that'll be its own open-ended system so he feels like he's part of this chain of creation where like the universe

made him and now he's making a universe that will exist on its own and and hearing him get so like uh captivated by that process i can understand why it feels special to the people working on it totally it's like a new frontier it's insane yeah like he's gonna make an algorithm that will develop its own algorithms he almost feels like a father watching their kid be better at whatever sport they put him into than they ever could have imagined. You're like, maybe my kid will hit a jumper. Now your kid's going between the legs in the free throw line. You're like, oh my god. I got it there.

But it actually took away some of my fears. But I think like anything, it'll hit us. We won't know what to do with it. We'll all get whiplash. And then we'll catch up and We won't know what to do with it. We'll all get whiplash, and then we'll catch up and try to figure out how to deal with it. But it is going to be a huge disruption. I think that what we're about to enter into is the same as the plot of Jurassic Park.

Yeah. Like, will there be dinosaurs no i'm saying ai is the dinosaurs oh shit and we're trying to contain the t-rex but that fucker's coming out he's coming but then chris pratt's gonna come in take care of it oh the later ones yeah you did the new ones that was a mistake dude he us, dude We both got bumps We were like, oh dude, wait, what? Chris, you mean Sam Neill, right? Yeah, I did

That's good for the younger listeners, though No, I mean Newman from Seinfeld He was hilarious in that He's great, I love that guy Wayne Knight Funny dude Should we answer some cues? Yeah, you know, I was thinking about this.

I'm like, do we have cues? Do we have cues? Dude, we could always go back to just some writer's ones. I could read some. Yeah. Should I just do that? Guys, I'm interrupting this podcast to let you know once again that we are on tour.

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All right. Yeah. Oh, hell yeah, guys. So this week we're just going to go back to reading some of these. Ooh, girlfriend is a crumbler.

Hey guys, over the last few weeks, I've accrued a sneaking suspicion that my girlfriend is a crumbler. Hey guys, over the last few weeks, I've accrued a sneaking suspicion that my girlfriend is a crumbler. Crumbles the toilet paper over folding it. It seems the clues have been in front of me all along, but I finally begun to connect the dots. What tipped me off was when she comes home,

was when she comes over on the weekends, she typically stays in my place Friday to Monday. The toilet paper gets burned through faster than usual. My dumpage doesn't increase on weekends, so I knew that couldn't be. Once I thought that she may be using a lot of TP, I quickly realized that whenever she uses a napkin, paper towel, etc., she crumbles it up, causing there to be major inefficiencies when cleaning, drying the target area or body part. There's tons of reasons why crumbling is barbaric, but above all,

it's wasteful to this beautiful planet of ours. I think I've got a series of questions with this one, and I'd be truly grateful for some input. One, how should I broach the subject to get down to the truth? Two, how do I get her to see the light and come to the folding side? Three, please

God, tell me you guys aren't crumblers. Bro. light and come to the folding side three please god tell me you guys aren't crumblers bro i gotta quote gandhi here this woman brings her child to gandhi and she says hey tell my little one to stop eating sugar he eats too much sugar he must have been a little... Fat. Yeah. And then Ghani says, come back in a week. She brings the kid back in a week. And Ghani goes, yo, stop eating sugar. And then she goes, why'd you make me wait a week? And he says, because I was still eating sugar. So while I agree with this guy, I can't give the advice he wants because I am a crumbler.

Me too, dude. I didn't know that was a faux pas. Yeah, man. I crumbled the shit out of you. First world shit, bro. You guys are both crumblers? Yeah. So folding's the way to go?

Yeah. Isn't that a little dainty, though? I fold. You fold? Never not folded. Maybe when I was like five. Well, did someone teach you to fold? I don't know.

You know my brother's a crumbler no one ever taught me how to shit like my dad took a rain check on that lesson well my parents wiped my ass till I was about 12 and they crumpled it? I didn't even pay

attention I was always just kind of in my own world I was looking out dude. I was always just kind of in my own world. I was looking out, dude. And then I was looking forward ahead. And then one time my stepmom got mad. She's like, why are you still wiping his ass? And then my dad's like, I can't do it anymore. Sorry.

And your dad's a surgeon. So he knows what he's doing in tight quarters. Yeah. And he can be super exact with his movements. Dude, isn't that hilarious that at some point you had to ask someone to wipe your ass? Yeah. I'd be like, Dad! I knew, dude, this dude from Def Leppard lived in my neighborhood uh neighborhood growing up wow and his kid would

come over he's first vegan kid i ever met and uh he would come over with his nanny and he used to take a shit and then scream out from the bathroom he'd be like esmeralda come check my butt and i just look at my brother like yo this kid's odd days. And she would just go in there and just scope his butt. And it was crazy. He had already had one of those butthole rejuvenation surgeries, too. Wow. Yeah, they start young, these Hollywood types. Yeah.

That's crazy. I know. A vegan rejuvenated butthole. I never saw it, but I have to imagine it was nice. Green. Easy on the eyes. Yeah. Dude, I don't it, but I have to imagine it was nice. Green. Easy on the eyes. Yeah. Dude, I don't know, man.

Look, quickest solution to this, because I can't tell you, I can't tell her how to wipe her butt. That's not up to me. Is you just got to talk to her, man. Just go, babe, look. Because it's a relationship, man. You got to have open lines of communication. That's the bedrock of a lasting relationship.

So I just straight up ask her, how do you wipe your butt? And don't sound judgy about i just straight up ask you like how do you wipe your butt and don't sound judgy about it don't be like how do you wipe your butt you gotta be like how do you wipe your butt just real neutral and then whatever she says don't react just hear her out and then just show her your butt and how nice it looks because i do think the folding is probably gentler. There's aesthetic benefits beyond the climate benefits. I was thinking too, he's got to talk to her, but I was thinking he should be a little bit

more aggressive about it. Like, babe, are you crumpling your toilet paper? Every time you take a dump you just have the roll. You just got to get in her face and tell her what fucking time it is and be like, hey, if you're going to be burning through this much, I need like $100 a week from you. Dude, one time I was in college, and we were at my house cream pie.

And these girls came over to watch The Bachelor or something. And this one girl, this small blonde, she goes in the bathroom and comes out. My buddy Mason goes in, and he comes out of the bathroom. I guess she forgot to flush. Oh, wow. And he goes, yo, some chick just left. No, he didn't say some chick. He goes, yo, someone just left a heater in there,

and everyone's sorry to come out, dude. Oh, poor thing, dude. Yeah, she's sweet, dude. That's kind of cool though you know yeah you don't expect that kind of like power no from a little vessel yeah just come yeah she's she's got a lot to her yeah she's substantial she pushes did she hang out for the rest of the night yeah oh because i heard she transferred schools and just dipped no that's what really happened. Yeah, you're right. I just felt bad for her. But she literally applied to... She changed her name.

I heard she's in Witsack. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's got a whole new thing going. Yeah, she was going to go to Pepperdine, but then she said, no, I've got to completely change my identity, so she went to Middlebury. Homies with shitty response times. Breaking up friendship.

Hey, what's up, Stoke Lords? Congrats, JT, on the Michael Dublé of babies. Oh, that's, that's a clever turn of phrase. Super fired up for these cherubs to receive a lifetime of infinite wisdom from you. That's nice. I have a conunge, conundrum. My best mate and his dank ass wife recently moved to San Diego from London. Going deep, going global, baby.

And for as long as I've known him, 15 plus years, he's been dog shit at responding to texts or calls. Now it has rubbed off on his da, dank ass wife, and with the time diff, I live in Berlin, it's basically impossible to communicate with him. For the first time since I've known the guy, I'm right on the cusp of just giving up.

Loads of our group of homies feel the same and lost patience a while ago. What wisdom could you wizard share on how I can approach and resolve this beef? Much appreach. Update. These motherfuckers even met you guys at the San Diego show.

Sounded sick. Keep killing it, guys. Oh, yeah, I remember these guys. Yeah, they were nice. Here's my thing dude I don't think you need to break up with them I think they've already broken up with you it's a tough pill to swallow like I think they're sending a clear message

and I don't even think it's coming from a bad place but maybe they just want to kind of start fresh and it doesn't mean they don't have love for you, but that love may be morphing into a more retrospective kind. And that's painful. And you can tell them, and it's very sincere, and I would respect it if you did.

Like, hey, this relationship, this friendship means a lot to me. I'd appreciate a little more correspondence and a little more thoughtfulness in your timing and how long you take to respond. But I don't know. Is that what you want to do? Do you want to chase? I would let them go. And then if they come back, that's beautiful if that's what you want.

But I think it might be that time in life where you just let them go. Yeah. You just, maybe just one text, Auf Wiedersehen. You know? Because he's in Berlin. What did you say?

Auf Wiedersehen. What is that? It's German for, I think, later. Bro. All right. Danke for the good times. Auf Wiedersehen. Dude, isn't German a crazy language

yeah every time you hear it you're just like oh Norm Macdonald has that great bit have you seen it no he's like everyone talks about

what a great speaker Hitler was what a captivating public speaker was and then every time he watches a clip he's like you know like

yeah like difficult sounding harsh kind of vibes yeah it's tough man friendships are tough uh but like it's normal right yeah yeah doesn't make it any easier, bro. All right, one more maybe? Yeah. Dude, this one is, this might be the heaviest email we've ever gotten. You ready? Yeah, strap up, dog.

My lords, anonymous, of course. I've been dating my girlfriend for about six months now. We're both 26. I'm much hornier than she is. Leads me to getting sexually frustrated. What do I do? You get a mold of her vagina and you turn it into a fleshlight. Perfect.

Problem solved. Keep it moving. Focus on other things, homie. I mean, dude, it's crazy to get an email like this too, right? Because I never heard of anything like this before. Dude. You know what I mean, dude, it's crazy to get an email like this too, right? Because I never heard of anything like this before. Dude. You know what I mean? Like, it kind of shakes you up.

Yeah. To know that a dude wants to bone and his gal doesn't want to bone as often, that's crazy. Dude. That's crazy. I mean, this is one of those cases where you've got to talk to her and say, look, if I'm not getting it six, seven times a week, I can't function. What, no blowy in the morning? I know. Do you love me?

Yes. I have my expectations. There's people out there who would blow me in the morning. They're called prostitutes. Yeah, man. I've been there every time, if I'm being honest. It's tough, man. You can have an honest conversation like, hey, I'd like to have sex more.

But look, it falls to you. Here's the hard part is you can try and seduce her more often. You're going to get rejected a lot. So can you handle that which i can most of the time but sometimes i'm like hey i'll take a little break because you know i i i just don't have the spirit for it right now but that kind of is the dude's job is to and look it goes both ways i actually i did have a partner once who liked to have sex more than me and i felt a lot of pressure and that made me less sexual too. So it can cut both ways,

but I don't know. You just got to beat off and try to be seductive and take care of stuff around the house and talk to her about it. Yeah. You know, I, I did,

I did, I did these things where I was, I felt that way before and I was like, I was like, well, I did these things where I was, I, I felt that way before. And I was like, I was like, well,

I just got to become sexier. I got to do sexier things like sexier behavior. I got to like chop wood. I started chopping wood. I started wearing flannel. I grew a beard. I, um,

started writing a Harley. Um, I'd get in fights. Manly shit. And then I was getting blowies in the morning. I know. That was a crazy time for you though, man. Yeah, I fucked up a lot of dudes. And plus we get merch. I ruined a lot of lives. You hurt a lot of people, bro. Like the ER was hey when you jaws were getting snapped dude when you bring the hog out daddy don't put people would send us merch and you didn't have any room in your place because of all the firewood yeah and you don't have a fire place yeah so i was like what are you doing with all the wood you're like i'm just chopping it i'm just chopping and i was like well at some point it's got to burn yeah which was kind of a metaphor for the whole thing

here's the thing though my balls are drained you were feeling good like you were maxed out on getting sucked and your work slipped a little bit too because you were max effort on being sexy and you were max effort on being sexy.

And you were hitting it, but was it coming at the cost of other parts? I remember you didn't surf for a month because you said that's for pussies. Yeah. And we didn't work for a month because you said that's for pussies. I took Zooms from my Harley. And I'd be like, what? What? Your sound's not working hang up and you

were on like a thousand pound bike with one hand in the air while you're doing 95 on the 405 it was a little bit dicey but literally i see the girl behind you just like rubbing your body the entire time you're zooming i'm like well he's getting what he wants out of it i was getting jade off on every motorcycle ride dude uh yeah you gotta just uh yeah what do you think he should really do if he's trying to he's kind of just got to accept right that their sex drives are different i think he's got to accept it i think he's got to i i because i i've dealt with this too i think i think you have to try and um i mean dude i, I mean, he could J off. That helps.

Just J-ing off. Just letting your jizz go. But I think also, like, I actually did read a book on it and learned about this stuff. And, like, I actually, in one relationship where I was frustrated, I was like, hey, let's do a sexual moratorium. Let's not bone for like three weeks. Yeah, shut it down.

And then that made her way hornier. Yeah, go on strike. Yeah. But then it not much really transpired after that. Like it kind of went back to normal pretty quickly after that. That's the thing. People have their baseline. Like you can get them horny for a day or two but people are there dude also

you know what you should do is just talk to married dudes yeah like dudes who have been married for a while they've made their peace with this for the most part yeah they'll be like they go a while without sex and they just get that that's part of it and and look some couples aren't that way i'm not i'm not saying that's the norm but like there are people out there who are hornier but i'm in most relationships it the numbers go down that's just uh that's why you gotta like the person because you gotta be hanging out and enjoying each other while you're not um and dude also sometimes what i'll do is is like uh sometimes what I'll do is is like uh sometimes it's not even that I want sex I I just want intimacy yeah so I'll be like hey we don't have to bone but like let's go like touch each other and like lay in bed and like look at each other and talk and just be just you and me connected

but it doesn't have to end with one of us nutting. And I think that can give you a lot of the same thing, and maybe even in a more nourishing way. And it can feel less demanding than sex. Because it's sweet. You're just like, yo, I just want to connect. And I think that's the big thing, is you just want to feel connected to your partner. But there's a lot of ways to do that besides nutting.

I mean, if you ask me my favorite board games, number two, though, nutting. Yeah. Nutting for sure. Nutting is nice. But a little Trivial Pursuit, that's a little tough to beat, dude. Yeah. That's tough, man. Dude, it's hot stuff.

Fuck. What do you think, dude? I've gone on both sides. Six months, it's a little weird. Is that how long they've gone? That sides 6 months it's a little weird is that how long they've gone? that's what it said they're both 26 they've been dating 6 months

yeah that's a little early and they're a little young yeah that's the only part that hit me I forgot about that that should still be hot and heavy stage

yeah but yeah I agree with you for the most part doing intimate things. But at 26 years old, I don't think I could ask for that. Yeah, or even knowing that's what you needed. Totally.

And I would feel corny being like, let's just look at each other. You know what I'm saying? Yeah. Watching my buddies getting it. It's hard to like, you know, so. Yeah, that's the thing about it too. You can't brag to your friends about it afterwards. No. But you know what? Some friends you can. If you got't, that's the thing about it too. You can't brag to your friends about it afterwards. No.

But you know what? Some friends you can. If you got some cool friends, they'll get it. Like you'll be like, bro, we were just super intimate. And like, we were just like cuddling and holding each other and like sharing secrets. And your boy's like, dude, that's awesome. There's a few. But if it's new friends, you can't be like, bro, just like gently caressing.

They're like, okay, dude. just like gently caressing they're like okay dude okay dude SSRIs you'll never want to have sex again that's true you get medicated dude take care of that depress you'll never nut that's a huge one

that's an interesting thing with SSRIs where I've had buddies who are like I don't know if I want to get on it cause I can't nut and I'm with this girl now and I can't nut when I'm with her but I'm like you didn't have a I want to get on it because I can't nut, and I'm with this girl now, and I can't nut when I'm with her. But I'm like, you didn't have a girl before you got on them, so you weren't nutting then either. Now you're at this frustrating point where you're almost across the finish line,

but you're not getting that final release. But I don't even think you'd be there had you not gotten the mental stuff taken care of. I hear this argument all the time. So I'm SSRI'd out the game. Very low horniness like overall and i used to i mean i also age but still just like not as horny as i was um and people are like why don't you just get off of it i was a wreck it's like what's what's what's worth like being an anxious depressed wreck who nuts a lot or not anxious not depressed and, and not nutting as much. Yeah, you got to do

the cost-benefit analysis. Totally. And I'm cool. I'll tell that guy if he's listening. I'm cool not nutting as much. That's part of the collective bargaining agreement.

You're going to nut less, but you're going to be, more people are going to want to nut with you because of it. Yeah. The nuts are more special. It's a better nut.

I think that, too, when you're not as interested in the nut, when you're not craving the nut so much, then you nut more. Totally. Yeah, absolutely. It's a better nut. I think that, too, when you're not as interested in the nut, when you're not craving the nut so much, then you nut more. Totally. Yeah, absolutely. It's like a classic case of something scientific.

Yeah, I think you're right, though. People want to nut with you when you don't care too much about nutting. Yeah. Yeah, just love her good, dude. Love her good. Love her holy. Yeah, I remember when I'd get frustrated, you know, you just kind of like, you have this desperation. And then you just kind of like.

I start knocking stuff over. Yeah. I don't even know what I'm doing. I'm just like, bang. There's like a lamp on the ground. Yeah, and then you just, when you have to like ask for it, it's so. See, I don't mind that. You don't mind asking?

I'll be like, yo, can we please have sex? Yeah. I'll be like, I we please have sex yeah I'll be like I need to have sex can we do that oh that's that's a good way of asking yeah yeah I guess

maybe I had like a pouty tone that's what it is can we please have sex but I'll do that one once can we please but

I think it's okay to just be like hey I'd really like to have sex right now and then the key is how you respond to them saying no

if that's what if you get the yes that's easy go have sex but if they say no I think you just gotta be like okay I think the hard part

is when we get the no sometimes we're like because it's tough to ask so you feel deflated afterwards and then when you get the no you feel like oh am I not

attractive enough you know what I mean but you're beautiful thanks you're like. Thanks. You're like one of the most handsome guys ever. Oh, dude, thanks. Real quick.

And Mo's very handsome, too. Thanks, dog. You both, too. Thanks, man. You're very handsome. When you ask, like, I need to have sex right now, and she says, yeah, is it awkward sex? No. You can get right into it? I think so, yeah.

Because I've done that, and then it's awkward, almost appeasing. Do you know what I mean? Yeah, but I think, dude, what I think it is is sometimes people are in their heads, and I kind of think of it as my job is to not be in my head. So however it comes to pass, I have to snap into it and be present and not only focus on their pleasure, but focus on my own pleasure. And if I can do that, if I can focus on what feels good to me, I think it actually opens them up a little bit where they feel a little bit less looked at. Yeah. You know, not in like a selfish way, but honestly, like just trying to like, okay, well, that's what it is.

Let's go. And then, but there is moments i've had those moments where i'm like what but i i'm pretty good at being about being like okay no no it's like however it happens is is how it's supposed to happen and i'm not judging it based off like what like like if i wrote the perfect version of it what it would be just yeah that's good just be accommodating i guess and then be a beast bro and then when she says yes you take off your sword

you put it down and you pull out your other sword you pull out your other sword you put it down you take out both handguns you put them down you clap cheeks you take off your

Kevlar vest put away your smoke grenades put away your you know satellite cell, tell the squad leader you're going to be out of commish for the next... Two minutes.

Two minutes. Two good minutes, though. Hey, if you can fill the unforgiving minute with 60 seconds of distance bone, then you are a man, my friend. Fuck, that's funny. Fuck, friend. Fuck, that's funny. Fuck, dude. Fuck, bro.

Bro. Broski. What's your beef of the week? Dude, my beef of the week is this parking garage downtown. The worst. I went downtown.

Beautiful area. parking garage downtown the worst i went downtown beautiful area it's a fucking wars on it i went down there i was like this is this is horrific dude yeah it's pretty brutal there's overcast too felt like i was in the matrix you know like the really shitty parts of the matrix where they're in like a subways you know it's just so dirty it was like that where i was like i was it was so like brute like it was just so sad down there that i thought i was in a dream you know what i mean and then i went to this parking garage because i had to park i went to this parking garage i parked in this parking garage it was all creepy because it was just random. And then I went there and I parked and then I was going down the stairs and then they're like, the stairs to the first floor were blocked off. They're like, this staircase is closed.

And so I took the elevator down and I went down and I was stuck. I was like stuck down there. I was like, hit one door, couldn't exit. Hit another door, locked. I went out another door and I was like stuck down there. I was like hit one door couldn't exit hit another door locked I went out another door and I was alone in an alley downtown And not only that it was fenced off and so I looked to one side I couldn't get through the fence So and I couldn't get back in the door either. So I was freaking out. So I ran I ran to the other side I was like, please please let there

be a door here there was a door but i thought i was gonna die for a second yeah of course i i started getting a little panicky just hearing that yeah it was scary you got trapped bro i got trapped horror movie and then so to go back in the garage, I just went up the driveway where cars go. I was like, I'm not fucking messing with this, whatever's going on here. And I just, I got out of there quick. A wonky labyrinth. Yeah. I did. I heard a solution for the potential housing.

Oh, yeah. Unhoused crisis. Yeah. Yeah. I'm taking this whole cloth from Crystal on breaking points, too. Oh, nice. I'm listening to it. I'm going to be cloth from Crystal on breaking points, too. Oh, nice. I'm listening to it. I'm going to be regurgitating it for a while.

Nice. She was saying because now commercial office buildings are kind of losing a lot of tenants. They're getting empty. She's like, you can convert that to affordable housing. Dude. High in the sky dream, but let's do it. What's stopping us? Let's do it. Hit me up in the DMs with what's stopping us.

Sounds like a good solution. I liked it. It made sense to my simple brain. I was like, let's hit it. Dude, my beef of the week, I got tons, dude. Peptides, why'd you turn on me? Getting old, bummer.

Hangovers, it's part of getting getting old don't like the way that feels and then this one is gonna piss some people off i've been trying to go to the restaurants that are recommended in the towns we travel to a lot of people in cincinnati were saying you got to go to skyline chili they do spaghetti with chili there. It's a fast food establishment. And I know this hurt a lot of people's feelings in the crowd, but it's my beef.

It sucks. Now, a lot of people said I should have got the chili dog. I got to tell you, I don't want to. But if I go back, I will. Because I want to honor your guys's cuisine and i know i've been hard in ohio on this thing but i'm hung over and i've been kind of in a not i actually feel great but i've just been combative um but yeah i think i think i think i think skyline chili is really bad and uh i don't want to sandbag any of my friends here who didn't want to join in on this trashing but uh chad wouldn't even taste it yeah he uh he got the skyline chili and he's like hey

man you want a bite and i looked at it and it looked essentially like someone took a crap on some spaghetti i was like no dude I think I'm good he went to Jimmy John's bro and they had a killer Chicken Caesar wrap that thing was fantastic oh yeah did you tell Strider cause Strider was telling us

to go to Skyline right Strider was the one he like put me over the top and was like alright I better try this did you tell him about this I told him it sucked yeah

he laughed he's not taking it personally he's not from those parts yeah I loved Ohio it's a great place yeah but skyline chili the crowd was like boo get the coney dog get the coney dog and i'm like dude like okay i will i will next time i'm here i will but i got the thing that people said was the thing it was the spaghetti with chili and I'm just saying like

it might be fine but to all those people have you had regular spaghetti? because that's really good Chad who's your babe of the week? my babe of the week is dude red wine vinaigrette

I love red wine vinaigrette I love tang dude I love tanginess I love tanginess I love that bite the vinegar bite I like red wine vinaigrette the most it's got the perfect tang if I get a salad from Whole Foods

put olive oil and red wine vinaigrette on there it's the best that's fire yeah dude my baby of the week is being drunk hangovers suck is being drunk yeah hangovers suck but being drunk

you guys are both sober huh yeah yeah um I dabble I'll tell you what's better than being drunk though

being sober living that good life I've been going to SAA meetings so I'm getting sober yeah I got a couple days off from the pornography

feeling pretty good nice telling my truth in the meetings that's cool mmhmm see like famous people in there once in a while that's almost not fair

they shouldn't they should have famous meetings yeah I think there probably is yeah they need that cause when you see someone like super famous in there you're like bro like and I've seen famous people where the stuff didn't get repeated but I get worried about them

for sure because that should be one place where you can be totally honest but you're like you have a lot to lose and anything you say it could be gossip in no time or you're not going to say anything because you're afraid and then what's the point

and then why do you go if you can't be honest so yeah I feel for them but yeah, I, I was drunk a couple of times and it felt good. Yeah. I like when you're, when you're,

you're feeling that chaotic energy, but you still color within the lines. Like you don't do anything destructive. Yeah. You treat people well. Maybe you're like a little like Jack Nicholson, like demon in your eyes, but you don't like cross the line.

That is a good feeling. When you wake up the next day and you're like, I didn't do anything fucked up. I think I was actually nice to people. That might have been good for me. That's a good feeling. Chad, who's your legend of the week? My legend of the week is the sun peeking through the clouds. You know, it's been cloudy here a lot.

I'm pissed at it. I'm like, why are you doing this? But then when the sun peeks through the clouds, it lights up your whole day. Literally and figuratively. Dude, I gotta say, you're like the sun in my clouds. Bro, are you for real right now?

I'm looking at you right now and clouds just parted in my pessimistic worldview and I just got this ray of sunshine and optimism. Dude, can I tell you what you are? Yeah. You're the palm tree in my Coachella sky.

Bro. Just this reminder of sickness. Dude, I almost went pessimistic there. I was almost like, don't let me suck up all the water. You need to stay hydrated if you're at Coachella. No, you've got like six pairs of nuts, bro. Hell yeah. Dude, my legend of the week is Kelly and Joanna,

the ladies who threw our baby shower for us. It was so nice. My girlfriend just met these gals at a health retreat. They stayed friends and they were like, hey, we'll throw you guys a nice baby shower. It was lovely. It was such a kind thing to do. Human connection.

I've really been grooving on some Uber rides lately, getting in there with my drivers and feeling like we're homies by the time we're done. And then this dude, Jackson Signet, who is a stoker. He's been influential in the way I'm living my life. Oh, that's cool. I can't say yet how, but he's made a lasting impact. So thank you, Jackson.

That's cool. Chad, what's your quote of's cool Chad what's your quote of the week? what's my quote of the week? let's go with a movie quote that I love um let's go with a succession quote I don't know if anyone really picked up on this but I picked up on it because I was watching with captions and they were talking about it was like episode 3 or 4 I don't know if anyone really picked up on this, but I picked up on it because I was watching with captions.

And they were talking about, it was like episode three or four. Spoiler alert. They're talking about Logan's death. And Kendall goes, talking about the funeral. He's like, we'll make it like Reagan with tweaks. I just thought that was really funny. That is good. Reagan with tweaks.

Dude, I was going to do this whole page from that Philip Roth book, Pornhub's Complaint, which is all about masturbation. So I've been like super connected to it. And it was just this beautiful page about him describing his dad's dick. And he really gets into that headspace, you know, when we first see our dad's dicks, how big they are and stuff. And it was so sick, but I left the book at home. But I got a good backup. This is early 20th century boxing champion Jack Dempsey.

This is his tips on how to be explosive. He wrote like a beautiful kind of missive on it. And this is how he starts. What would happen if a year old baby fell from a fourth floor window onto the head of a burly truck driver standing on the sidewalk? It's practically certain that the truck man would be knocked unconscious. He might die of brain concussion or a broken neck. Even an innocent little baby can become a dangerous missile

when its body weight is set into fast motion. Wow. Dude, to be teaching people how to punch hard, and for your metaphor you talk about a baby turning into a missile yeah that is a cool brain that guy's brain is geared he sees everything as a potential instrument of violence wow like he'd be like nice backpack imagine if you spun it at 6 000 miles per hour let go of it and it hit a nun

she might have to meet the man she worships and you'd be like yeah that's probably true and he's like so do more crunches I'm like yeah I will that's cool Chad what's your phrase of the week for getting after it my phrase of the week for getting after it is

hey babe can we have sex? My phrase of the week for getting after it is... I think those burgers are ready to be turned over. That's awesome I cooked burgers today First time ever I kind of buried the lead on this whole pod dude A guy was helping me Psh

Stokers thank you so much for this Yeah it was fun dude We covered a lot Mo how did you feel about it I felt very good I like you on the mic Stokers, thank you so much for listening Yeah, it was fun, dude We covered a lot, Mo, how'd you feel about it? I felt very good I like you on the mic You got good skills, bro You're a legend You too, both of you

Guys, thanks for listening Yeah, love you guys If you need advice These guys are really nice You wanna know What to do and where to go When you need someone to guide you It's nice to have those girls beside you

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