Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 294 - RiFF RAFF aka Dale Dan Tony

Episode Date: June 7, 2023

Today we are joined by Jody Highroller aka RiFF RAFF aka Dale Dan Tony aka The Texas Tornado aka the neon icon. One of the best tans in the music industry decided to come chill with us. It was a rollercoaster but we had our hands up the whole way. THATS RIGHHHHTTTTT.  Find out more about RiFF RAFF here:https://www.planetriffraff.com/ Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check us out on tour!  We've got shows in Wisconsin/Indiana/IRVINE next! https://www.chadandjt.com Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Sponsored by:Athletic Greens: Visit www.ATHLETICGREENS.com/GODEEP for a FREE 1 year supply of Vitamin D AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase.HELIX SLEEP: Get 20% off all mattress orders and 2 free pillows! Go to helixsleep.com/godeep

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my boat for this continue what is this fiberglass what are these utensils upon my ears where's i can't hear those are the cans chap chap chap the time is running we're at 14 30 is what we're at 14 30 is what you got. What do you got? Run it. I can't hear even as much as a smidge. Kick us off, Jed. Are we rolling? Yeah, kick it off.

It's awfully cranky, steamy in here. What is this? Fiberglass? I think that's foliage. The neighbors are going to be knocking in no time because of sound ordinances. All right. You hear me? We're down to 1337. You still haven't...

No, we've got to stop the clock. No, there is no stopping. There's no stopping it. You should have been rolling. Let's go. You should have been rolling. Let's go. I'm confused as to why we're at 13 and cracked into 12 minutes and you haven't even cracked

open a cold, cold one. There's water. Look what you made. even cracked open a cold, cold one. This water. Look what you made. Do you want liquid death? I know. Those are those liquid deaths and they still haven't cut the check yet. They owe you.

They don't owe me anything because I'm not on contract with our arts. Because you're on a feudal system. We're tapping into 11 minutes now. 11 minutes? Well, let's... Why don't my headphones... You can't hear through the cans?

No, these damn things. What are these? Well, it's because you have armor on your head. The damn... What? The Dollar Generals? Captain... We got him at Target.

Aquaberry. You have a nice Tiffany blue on there, don't you? Thank you. A nice Easter pinkish blue. Pink of blues. I think it's periwinkle. I don't know. Periwinkle's more of a Latin lilac lavender.

Oh, damn. You're in the blue zone. What do you want us to call you? Very fine gentleman here. We cracked into 10 minutes and he's asked my name. It's Hasselberth. Hasselberth? Where are you from, Hasselberth?

I'm from the little place where your passports can't carry on and fibberish and whatnot and things of that nature go on. Where they carry on about. I didn't pick that up. Where is that? Pardon me, sir. Pardon me. I'll mark off the time on that one. We're still cracking into the tens. We're in the tens.

Crack that sundial back. Riffraff, what's going on here? Riffraff. What's going on here? He couldn't make it today. I had to make some adjustments. How long were you riffraff today before Hasselberth came in? I had to make some adjustments.

I understand. He couldn't make the to make some adjustments. I understand. He couldn't make the schedule. I know, I understand. He's recording songs. You're cracking into the nines. I'm here. I'm present on the time. Okay.

I'm present on the time. You're cracking nines. I'm making count. You boys like to play sport? P-knuckle? No. What is P-knuckle? You have your knuckle balls and you throw it and it does a twisty twirly and you hit it with the sticky ball.

We call that baseball. Ah, I've heard you change the names around at certain points. We call it foos tennis. Oh. And that's, where do you guys call it foos tennis? It's in New Fin Foundsburgs. Oh, wow. Yes. Is that Canadian? do you guys call it foos tennis new uh fin found zbergs oh wow is that canadian uh no it's uh it's new fin pounds are you married ah very very very tisky task man over here i'm just trying to get us on the same thing castle and grab the henchmen's and carry it down uh uh lutmost

how's the lugs how's the Lug's working? That felt like a threat. Do you travel here by sea? Very good. Very good. You can smell me walking in, catch you much. Yeah, you smell like oyster. Ah, he's back and forth with the swindling of the stenches.

Nice, you have a stenchman here. Yeah, that's what they call me. Very nice. So when you're stenching with the henchmen and you're coming across the sea. Carry on now how many times a day do you feel like

you have to be another character character character is this the things that you would say to your mother

yeah I talk pretty straight I give my mom the straight scoop do you enhance your mother's character do you bring her down her and bring her gravity down? That's tough.

Do you helium her and make her feel better and feel more her characteristics enhance? Or do you drag down one's personality, you, sir? My mama? I think she would say I'm a boon to her character. I'm tough on myself, but I think I boon her character. I boon her character to a degree that I don't think she even knew was possible until she had me and my brother. Okay. Does he lift your spirits being around you?

He's a huge boon. He's sort of like, you know, how you deal with the swells. A boon? Swells rise and fall. A balloon. Yeah, he's a Norse swell for me, meaning that he rises. Yeah. He makes you rise.

It's like the rising of the mast, you know? Very nice. Wow, very nice. I'm trying to use nautical terms, but I've only been on a boat once. Ah, trying to catch a drift with me language powder. Yeah, I'm just trying to get in your tide. Oh, yeah, you're trying to wash with me clothes, Gibbons. I'm just trying to drop anchor with my dog.

Ah, trying to gather garments. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm just trying to break salt bread with the captain. Bro, cooking. Yeah, there you go. Mixing into the lather of the sauce, as he might. Yeah. I got nothing.

I got nothing. What about thusforth of your henchmen? How do you feel about thusforth? And thou art so truly and thusforth and such being and given and such as. I don't know. I got to take my shirt off. Ah, taking his such as. I don't know. I got to take my shirt off. Ah, I'm taking your shirt off. I don't know what's going on.

Do you dabble in? Ah, you're getting ready for the sun sea. I like the UV. Very nice. Well, it's very partaking in quite darkness outside in the northern regions right now and such forth and such as. You've cracked three minutes. All right.

Well, I'll make them count. Do you dabble in fried chicken as well? I don't partake in muscle tissue intakings. You look like the colonel. I don't know what's going on. Oh, wow. Sir, my ship is gathering. My henchmen.

My henchmen's are gathering. I feel better. He's good now, he now wow of the lathers of folks do you lather each other's yeah oh yeah big time

who do you lather I I I shower once every blue moon yeah is that because do you feel like

the water takes something away they pour some beer on me the blue moon beer you lather in beer? It's golden. IPA or lager? It's a Blue Moon.

Oh, Blue Moon. Oh, wow. What's up? It's a good beer. What's up? Yeah. Very nice. But like, what's up?

What? You've cracked one minute, sir. But like, what's good? You're down to 58. The clocks are ticking. They're teetling away. So where are you? I'm going to be butt naked by the end.

Dude, that's awesome. It's your house, sir. You're free to do what you want. There's a lady here. I can't do that. You're free to do what you want. Do you do poetry? My strong suit is the poetic nature of the paragraphtonians. What was that?

Speakeasies? I do some speakeasies. Speak friendless. Cohesive with. Who was your best friend in fourth grade? When I was grade four, my favorite friend was a trapezoid. Okay. Is that a shapepezoid. Okay. Is that a shape?

Yeah, it's a shape. Do you guys stay in touch? An eight. What? No, dude, come on. We need more. We need more. Brozki, stay chill.

Stay chill. And five. And two. I'll see you two on the flip quarters. If I take fours, enjoy your evening. Enjoy your evening, bro. All right, later, dude. See you later, boys.

Oh, dude, thank you. Riff, are you really leaving? I'm leaving. See you boys on the flip quarters. See you boys. I think he's coming back I don't think he's coming back I don't even know yeah I don't think anyone knows that was awesome I'll go find him yeah a few moments later there he is

yeah it was my only nonsensical response I'm sorry it's hot in here y'all got y'all got seating arrangements Is this what I said? Yeah, yeah. It was my only nonsensical response. I'm sorry. It's hot in here. Y'all got seating arrangements? No, it's open seating. Cinnamon toast crunch in here. Am I good? Yeah, you look great.

Y'all feel good? It's good to see you, dude. Thank you. Been a while. How's it going? Thank you. Are the teeth different? Huh?

Are the teeth different than they were? From when? From before. Well, I got different grills. I'm sorry. What happened? Do you need a rub? No.

Yeah, I got to say, your tan is on point. It's deep, bro. Do you have a regimen? Oh, I just play basketball outside every day. Every day? That's right. My friend tore his Achilles on Saturday. I know. Yeah, I just play basketball outside every day. Every day? That's right. My friend tore his Achilles on Saturday. I know.

Yeah, he's out for six to nine. That's terrible. Achilles? Yeah, how do you prevent that kind of thing? Actually, I made the most durable, comfortable indoor-outdoor basketball shoes of all time. No, you didn't. Can we see you? Of course, this interview, I don't fucking wear them.

Oh, damn. Yeah, I fucked up. You made your own shoe? Did you see the movie Air? Air? Yeah. I've seen it. I think.

Who's in it? Ben Affleck and Matt Damon and Chris Tucker. I probably did. What is your favorite movie? Above the Rim. Dude. Tupac's so good in that.

Did you hear the story that Tupac actually hung out with a real gangster? That's where he got the blade in the mouth thing. This is in the Tupac documentary. Then he was hanging out with that dude, and that dude assaulted a chick that Tupac was with and had to go to jail. That's why Tupac got in trouble. I don't know anything about that one. Smart. Behind the scenes.

Smart, dude. Goonies? The Burbs? Yeah. You like the Burbs? I haven't seen it. I've got to make a VHS player. Like the TV with the VHS player.

I'll make one of those. Dude, it's nice to see you. Thank you. Y'all got AC in here? No. You can drop the top, though. You can take your shirt off. Oh man.

Couple whiskey sours maybe. I don't think we can leave that window because they're playing Freddie Mercury out there. Too salsa. We got salsa class across the street. Do you dabble? Do you do salsa? No, I just work out. Salsa. I got salsa class across the street. Do you dabble?

Do you do salsa? No, I just work out. I want to do a choreography for dance for a video. What do you power clean? I don't do heavy weights. I just do cardio. Okay, cool. What kind of cardio?

Just basketball? I just start stretching a lot. Yoga? And do workouts. Not yoga, but I'll just look up stretches and just do like a new stretch every now and then. But I do cardio every day. I try to run like two miles a day. Two miles a day?

Early. What's your stretch right now? Try to see how far, like make my, touch my toes, like put my hands all the way on the ground. Can you do the splits? No, I'm getting there. Oh, that'd be sick. I'm Jean-Claude-ing it. Dude.

Dude, legend. Once I can go full splits. You got to post that photo. do the splits no i'm getting there oh that's that'd be jean-claude in it dude dude legend once i can go full splits you gotta you gotta post that photo that's right crazy jean-claude in the 90s yeah cyborg but how would you if you saw him doing the splits like in the movies like oh shit there it is the splits yeah blood sport cyborg when he's above the people and they walk and they're walking under him. And they look up and he's up there. Splits. Who do you think would win in a fight between Jean-Claude Van Damme and Rosie Perez?

What? Why is it Rosie Perez? I mean, it's Jean-Claude, right? Hit her with a crazy leg sweep. Gone. But she's feisty, bro. Okay. But Jean-Claude, he got those legs.

Yeah, he can swing those things. Those legs. No fists. He just... And no traps. If you've ever noticed, he got those legs. Yeah, he can swing those things. Those legs. No fists. He just... And no traps. If you've ever noticed, like, anatomically, his traps are kind of small. Not worried about it. I don't think he's worried about it.

I think he's going straight legs. Yeah. He's coming through with those fucking... He's like the opposite of Brock Lesnar. Nunchucks. If you do semi, that'd be Jody High Roller. Two semis. Way up there. I'd be at the top part. You'd be the High Roller. Two semis. Way up there.

I'd be at the top part. You'd be the High Roller. Yeah. I like it. Who do you think would be the 18-wheeler? What's it? Sponsoring it. What 18-wheeler?

Sponsoring? Two Walmart trucks. Two Walmart sponsored by Monster. Who's the 18-wheeler? Mack. Ferrari. Ferrari 18-wheeler. Oh, that'd be cool.

Like low-riding, like super aerodynamic. Or would it be a dog pet food? Blue. Hmm, Purina. Purina, get in there. Yeah. My dog got a haircut today. Purina 18-wheeler, huh?

My dog got a haircut today. You got a picture of it? Yeah, I do. All right, cool. Thanks, man. You know, have you seen my dogs? No, show me a photo. Hey look, there she is, Gigi. Okay. What kind of dog is that? I don't know.

Cute. Good dog? Dog's good? She's really sweet. Okay. And she's like a little deaf now, which is actually kind of better. She doesn't react to the mailman. now which is actually kind of better she doesn't react to the mailman

this is them oh wow there's huskies yeah it's a husky and a shiba is that a dodge charger in the background well that's not my house

oh okay smart I'll put this on a walk to the neighborhood are you a Florida guy right now Florida you love it Well, that's not my house. Okay, smart. I'll put this on a walk. To the neighborhood. Are you a Florida guy right now? Florida. You love it? Yeah, I love Florida.

I love Florida. The heat. Yeah, it's the best. This is a better. Ooh. See? Yeah. That's cute.

Do you eat out epos? Empanadas? Close. Do I eat at epa's empanadas close do I eat at where doggies do I what do you eat at epa's at doggies is that a dog restaurant

no oh that's cute it's a child I love doggies what made you move to Florida just the hot weather I like hot weather island weather tropical you like hot weather, island weather.

Tropical. You like feeling like you're sweating when you go outside? I think it's no taxes. Oh, yeah. I think it's something that's good for taxes, they said. But I just like Florida. I've been paying a lot of attention to that Ron DeSantis guy. What's that?

He's a governor. He's running for president. Oh, is he good? I don't know. You know, I don't think his voice is going to carry. Like, he doesn't sound powerful when he speaks. Okay. But does he do good things that people like?

I think the quality of what somebody can do, that's coming back around to the forefront. Like, the actions speak louder than words. I think it's getting back around to that, actually. I think we need that. Yeah. Definitely words i think it's getting back around to that actually i think we need that yeah definitely yeah because we just come back around we just like microanalyze what everyone says and well it's everything is based on social media some people are talking about on social media but people don't realize that like only 11 of the population of the entire world is on social media is that it yeah really look at the population and look up how many accounts are real.

And has anything happened lately that makes you think that it's trending back that way? People are just- They're sick of it. Seeing that it's been enough time of the internet of allowing people to talk. We're getting hip to it. To be like, oh, everything's real. Oh, why would they lie about this? Oh, who would do that? Oh, my God, who would do-

Them. Whoever them is. People can lie. And you can be at any age, adult and a lot, and do something that's... Smear campaigns have become public now. Right. So it used to be just like... Neighborhood.

Smear. It was a presidential campaign. Now, if you could smear a campaign on anybody and ruin them, then it's like, oh you could smear a campaign on anybody and ruin them then it's like I helped do that you've seen South Park yeah

I just watch South Park to keep up with the news I don't even watch the news yeah people feel powerful when they can smear somebody yeah like I I ruined you

yeah dude get in that liquid death dude cut the check who's like someone of like high integrity in your own life yeah dude get in that liquid death dude cut the chick who's like someone of like high integrity in your own life who's got like the right actions like someone that i'd call that's close yeah it could be anybody i'd say dirt i i who's a big brother to me there's two people who i call if it's something very important i know i'm gonna get a straight answer dan bilzerzerian and Dirt Nasty.

Wow. Really? What's Dan Bilzerian's advice like? See, then that's why he gives, I can talk to him cause I don't talk about things. That's legit, dude. I'm sorry, I was baiting you with that. No, it's all good. It's all good. But I was curious.

Okay, yeah. It's, you know, I'm lucky. You keep it tight. There's some people that I look up to that I can actually hit them up and get something, you know, get something. Right. And you protect that.

It's not for everybody. Yeah, I mean, I try not to bother people I look up to too much. Yeah. Yeah, but. It's tough with the microphone, because the microphone incentivizes you to talk about things, even if you shouldn't talk about them,

but you feel like a compulsion. No, because I've been through enough things where I've like, they've people interviewed me and then they use something that I, that I probably shouldn't have. Dive deep into not saying that y'all utilize that, but internet has a tendency of taking something that's juicy and then putting it out, whatever it's somebody saying,

and then magnify that and then putting it out whatever it's somebody saying and then magnify that and then twist that or say something and you could end up like losing sponsorship losing friends losing whatever right dirt nask i like that guy he's cool he's healthy he's not yeah he's not a internet person who is that oh yeah dude i'm Red Rocket ripped I still didn't see it oh wow oh dude sorry that director's good

that's the thing when you hang out with people you're like I don't need to see it I see you I haven't seen him in a while

sorry again dude he's good buddies with Troy Casey you know Troy Casey he's friends with everybody he's like a health instructor of ours he drinks his own pee

oh very nice yeah it's supposed to be good for you he's like a health instructor of ours he drinks his own pee oh very nice it's supposed to be good for you okay well do you think we become too health obsessed as a culture no I think it's good to be always worried about something health wise

you should be what can I do better it depends if it's too much to the point where you're going to get health-wise. You should be. What can I do better? I'm like that. What can I do? It depends. You know, like, if it's too much to the point where you're going

to getting the doctor every week and getting biopsies, oh, what's this? And cutting yourself up and so that's too much. But I think trying to be healthy and go to the next step

every time, whatever that is. Then you see somebody like Dan was in, The Rock, Gwyneth Paltrow, Heidi Klum. See how I evened it out?

Two dudes, two guys that was smart above their over 40s that's awesome it's like you have a broad palette

for who you're taking advice from it's that day and age and then you see Tom Brady going he might be 50 in the NFL you see LeBron

he's turning it up a notch you know Steph Curry who's gonna play 50 years in the pros he could do it

that's your age a lot is possible now do you party See, Steph Curry, who's going to play 50 years in the pros? He could do it. That's right. A lot is possible now. Do you party? Not as much as I used to. No. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like I can't do it anymore.

You got less hit points. You got less hit points. I just try to maximize my day by producing the most profitable projections. I just try to make the most profit per day. That's my part in. When did that mind switch happen for you? Probably three years ago when I had to completely reset my whole roster and I had somebody in place, a financial power manager that i had to dispose of and reset everything and really sober up and be like this has to go this has to be this let's research this we got to audit

this we got to do like that like that shit sobering you know so i'll party again one day i'm not saying it's wrong to party you could be 70 years old so far then if you got the right people around you making sure that they're the designated drivers and they're trusted would you say your circle your circle got tainted because you were partying or you just weren't paying attention that's just bad people trying to take advantage of you just because you aren't looking right you can't you didn't you didn't teach that you didn't coach that that's that's them right. You could be wrong for letting them in, but you weren't wrong for you doing what you got to do. For being trusted, for liking people. Dude, every single rock star that I look up to

gets to party and do whatever the fuck they want and they don't got to worry about their money. Every single one of them. And they don't got to worry about how to sing because other people on their team are worried about that. And they treat that like their job, not like they're helping out. So how'd you vet the new money guy to know that they were like worth believing in i you know i i just did my i just did my i switched a few things and made sure to

be more part of everything right right and make sure that the people are good, step one. Dude, it's taxing. I don't check all my emails because it just, it exhausts me. But you got to do it. I got to do it. Have somebody. Yeah, I mean, you can either do it or have somebody that you trust that's very- Family, familial.

Get my brother on it. If you trust him like that- Dude, I trust him forever on everything. Trust him with money and then also trust him that he's going to be very diligent to make sure to check every single email and not fuck up anything and make sure the money doesn't slip through a crack or something, you know? Mm-hmm. That's too stressful for me. I can't do it. Yeah.

What's your pie in the sky? Like, you had all the money. What would you purchase? Like, just like a million pineapples? I think I would have to have that. To know. To think. Dude, you give good answers.

Thank you. You're a thoughtful dude. I think a lot. He threw me at first with the Habsburg. Excuse me? Nothing. Pardon? My bad, my bad, my bad

no need to rehash would you say when you made this change you also switched to the mullet

same time? no no but maybe the mullet enhanced right my

direction? yeah look the part be the part maybe the mullet took over yeah it's gotten longer it's gotten more million-y My direction? Yeah, look, the part be the part. Maybe the mullet took over.

Yeah. It's gotten longer. It's gotten more million-y. But you got an emphasis on business up front. You tell me. Yeah, I think so. Is that business? Yeah.

Nice. But are you spending a lot of time in a... Do you spend a lot of time chasing the ladies too? Or is that, or you got that? Dude, this last probably two years, I've spent more time mentally just focusing on what's the most productive thing I can do right now.

Because I feel like from right now, it's for about the next 10 years to sit, to really stamp what I'm going to be doing, whether it's in music. So I've never recorded more songs that are on standby and really focused on my quality of recording and building my studio, getting the best microphone, getting the best compressors, getting the best audio equipment, and to really make sure that every single thing that i do and i collect even if i'm putting out

now or five years from now that the quality is there opposed to catching any trend any whatever the fuck's going on get the my quality right and and getting my set team of people that i'm gonna work with in the future that's the best, highest production quality. I'd rather put out, and this is coming up for the future, like for my band, Jody and the High Rollers, and we have the album Sapphire Stallion. For that, I'm going to take all the experience I learned with me being a rapper, riff-raff. I've dropped hundreds of videos.

I have thousands of songs. And now with this, with my band, I don't care if I drop one video a year, but it has to be top of the line, like exactly how I want it to be, like the quality level. So that's what I'm focused on right now. You know what I mean?

For sure. So like trying to chase things, even though chasing money part, like I just want to focus on the quality part. You know what I mean? Yeah. And then, okay, if that takes money, then yeah, we have departments of my team set to go and make this, be like this, get this sponsor for this, whatever. That's that. But me, I just want to focus on the quality and the creativity.

What prompted that decision? Feeling like I've done enough of the quantity over quality and just getting quantity and just this, this, this, this, this, this, and focus on, all right, I want to make the best shoe. I don't want to just make a shoe and just put it out. All right, collab with these people. Oh, you have this design already that you already put out? All right, let me switch up a few colors.

Oh, those are good enough. Okay, put it out. No, I want to make the best shoe, you know what I mean? Indoor, outdoor basketball shoe. Music-wise, I want to make the the i want to get the best equipment and start focusing on on that video editor video director i want to get the best of the best right just time to take it up a notch feeling like i don't like i don't want to plateau like mentally creatively yeah it feels like in the like social media too it's like they they push you to do that quantity

that quantity of equality pulled into that wave of those 11 people trying to catch something or go a certain direction i don't want to be part of that 11 but you want when when it's like when there's those artists that have like the pure quality where it's when they yeah drop something it's exactly look at it look at look at look at uh jay cole or yeah go away for five years focus come out with their best album big rollout big or it's even like with dave chappelle and comedy when he drops a video on his instagram everyone hears about it i don don't follow his Instagram. He's one of my favorite actors. He sketch comedies, all that.

But yeah, when he dropped that on Netflix, his big thing, the stand-up boomer, it's number one. You know? Go big. Yeah. That's the way to do it. You don't want to get caught up in the their timeline yeah why yeah because you usually look on your phone you see traffic and it's all red

and there's 50 other lanes to go in you don't gotta go just because everybody's going in that red traffic go to back road go somewhere else yeah take the scenic route and you'll pick up more along the way whatever you don't to go in the same direction as those people. Yeah, we're kind of getting herded. I'm not a fucking cow. Okay, there you go. You're a hawk. You can fly above all of it and go wherever the direction you want.

A hawk only has to pump its wings, what? There you go. Neon night hawk. Two times a day. Neon night hawk. Have you ever seen- Hawks? Yeah. Wherever the extra you want. A hawk only has to pump its wings, what? There you go. Neon night hawk. Two times a day. Neon night hawk. Have you ever seen- Hawks? Yeah.

Yeah. I had a house like in the country part of Florida, and they'll sit on the tree branch and they'll bend down. And when I frost it, it's like in the yard. Land now, come outside and see a hawk like sitting on the branch and they're so big that they're like bending the like a thick tree branch like bending down like 50 pounds right like three feet tall huge hawks yeah that's cool watch out it's like having five plates on the barbell just gotta watch out for those hawks yeah have you ever seen a

have you ever seen him grab something hawk like a vermin no did you turn away I didn't see him swoop down

and grab anything I like that I like that you won't narc on hawks I haven't seen a hawk do hawks. Dude, you have such a strong code of ethics when it comes to speaking on anything like that. They're nocturnal hunters. You won't even rat on the hawks.

I don't even think they're daytime hunters. That's integrity, bro. That's integrity. I just never saw a hawk do hawk stuff. I believe you. I believe you. Wink, wink. I believe you, dude.

I mean, what? National Geographic? Something like that. Neon Nationals? You turned it off. You can't speak to it. Neon Nationals. Don't put this on the record. I don't know what's going on. No, I appreciate that. I think that's useful.

That's useful ignorance. That's smart. Truly, truly. Thank you. So have you seen Air? no no I've heard of it I've Air up there I saw Air up there that was good

what a wild script to write right I like the movies back in the 90s better they were the best more uplifting Steve Combs had a

storyline good dads yeah you ever seen Just the 10 of Us? that show? it's an old show no

who's on that? It's just an old show. It was this basketball coach that had ten kids. Oh, wow. So almost a full roster. Hey, dude. You remember Hey, Dude?

Yeah. On Nickelodeon? Yeah. Oh, no. Yeah, that was good shit. I was a rocket power guy. I like uplifting shows that you feel better.

Did you like Fresh Prince? That's a good show. Martin. Good show. Funny. I re-watched Martin the feel better. Did you like Fresh Prince? That's a good show. Martin. Good show. Funny. I rewatched Martin the other night. It was hilarious. All those episodes.

Jamie Foxx show. In Living Color. That's one of my shows. You like rom-coms? Tracy Allman show. 90s rom-coms? 90s what? Rom-coms.

Jerry Maguire. It's a good movie. My Best Friend's Wedding. Best Friend's Wedding. You've seen Clueless? Wedding Crashers. It's not 90s. It's 2003.

Good movies, good times. Tomboy. You like Tomboy? Oh, yeah. For sure. Neon Ninja. What is it called? Beverly Hills Ninja.

That was great. That was my favorite movie. That was my favorite. I'll take back the Elbow of the sure. Neon Ninja. What is it called? Neon. Beverly Hills Ninja. That was great. That was my favorite movie. That was my favorite. I'll take back the El Bothero. Beverly Hills Ninja. You know what? I like what he says to her in that. She's kind of spinning him, and he goes, your lies bounce off me like ping pong balls.

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Chilling, man yeah i'm leaving town tomorrow how many of y'all smoke weed yeah only on saturday but i'll do it with you right now if you want to okay fine we can smoke does anyone here have weed yeah yeah let's smoke we got it yeah let's do this we smoked that other one. Crap. Did you smoke it out? No, it's at my Airbnb. I think you can smoke it later. We'll get it for you. We'll get you a cherry chupacabra.

I got mushrooms in my car. Yikes. I can chill with you a little bit. I can't go on a trip with you. That's a lot. I got to do some other shit. You're busy. Yeah, I got to do. I got to get that production. How do you like coming to LA? I haven't been here's a lot. I got to do some other shit. You're busy. Yeah, I got to do,

I got to get that production. How do you like coming to LA? I haven't been here in a while. So I try to be, I like it here. It's a different, I mean, I don't think I could live here.

I lived here before. Too much traffic. Had to pull over on the side of the road, get up and stretch. It's a lot of traffic. But maybe it's just like overanalyzing it. But there's a lot of traffic but maybe it's just like over analyzing it but there's a lot of back roads like you know no but i feel that too like i guess if you really took stock of how much time we spend in traffic it's probably too big of a chunk but also i mean

once i get to la and start moving around during the day and walking around i'm like still still la is a vibe but driving through seeing the mountains and the highways between the mountains and looking at it's like there ain't a lot of cities like this. Yeah, you got the mountains. The vibe here is big. The creative people still come here to maximize whatever dream they had, you know? And I think that vibe and that essence and that spirit, like, keeps LA going no matter all the taxes and whatever. I think moves are still still la is still a place

did you live here at one point how long 2011 to 14 it's a good time then you went to florida vegas i bought a house in vegas and i got a house in arizona now we're came back here for a little bit how'd you like vegas vegas cool yeah it's a little dusty can't ride with the windows down too much. Right. Do you think places have like an energy that exists independent of the people who are there in the moment? Like, do you think if we started all over, like Vegas would become Vegas again, LA would become LA again? Hmm.

I don't know. I don't know, but I don't know. That's a good question. With LA, I kind of with LA I kind of feel like there might be something here Palm Springs too okay I've never been

to Palm Springs I've looked at houses oh really it's spooky well Palm Springs who like was founding that I think it was like Aleister Crowley

and like L. Ron Hubbard and all those dudes like they were doing who were they they were inventors it's like Scientologist writer and then like

all of them were into like what is that called? The occult? They were all into black magic and stuff. But I think when you go out to Palm Springs, you can feel that bubbling out of the ground. There's something there in its essence where, and I'm not a huge believer in extra stuff. But the vibe of it. There's something in the rocks.

Okay. I've never been to Palm Springs. Is that past Calabasas? Yeah, and that's Coachella. You've been there? We've been there. in the rocks yeah okay i've never been to small springs is that past calabasas yeah you've been there we've been there oh yeah we have been to promise friends we stayed at house there yeah oh nice so that's why they throw coachella out there because it's ah very nice is it dangerous out there remember when we slept with the car and skrillex where's the song that we made that just reminded me of a song that didn't come out skrillex come on but so you you dropped a song recently yeah and are you dropping an album

in 2024 or a video this year video video and album Cherry Chupacabra when are you dropping the video do you have a date couple weeks couple weeks those names are nice Cherry Chupacabra that's really nice thank you

does the name just pop into your head I got a lot of different names I got another weed coming out Apricot Alligator Lilac Lightning

Cinnamon Sandman Weed coming out. Apricot alligator. Lilac lightning. Cinnamon sandman. Texas tornado. Nice. Other stuff too. Other stuff. Billings bunion. Mm-mm.

No, not that. Cincinnati cinnamon. No, I already said Cinnamon Sandman. I'll make it sound that easy, huh? Go ahead, keep throwing some more. It's tough. Let's hear it. Houston Hustle.

What is that? Generic. A name that's on the front of a dollar store shirt? The Tennessee Tabernacle. And what is that? A newspaper for a college? It just fucks up your mind. Tennessee Tabernacle, wouldn't that be? A newspaper for a college? Just fucks up your mind. Tennessee Tabernacle, wouldn't that be probably a newspaper for like a high school or maybe a college, the volunteers? Oh, maybe, yeah.

Oh, yeah, see. It gives you information that you probably don't know yet. Okay, well, or don't want, like the news? Yeah, maybe. What about the meso mutation? What is that, a cartoon that's in somewhere? It's like anime, I guess. Okay. Say it's not an album

go on what do you got this is hard the Houston Habitatry I don't think that's bad what is that it's a place where snakes and birds go it's a place where you go it's a vibe

so this is a place yeah like an Airbnb it's a place where you go it's a vibe okay so this is a place okay yeah it's airbnb got it it's it's like a it's not scary is this in palm springs it's an alligator tour for your mind so we got your back cruising through on the fan boat right and then gators come in in houston there's a fan boat is there a lake uh yeah fan boat is there a lake uh yeah okay it's tough you got a high like you you want it to be good so we're gonna keep slinging them all right here's one kiwi cobra oh damn dude you just fuck that was good but what is that i don't know my album is that got a name

I got yeah Sapphire Stallion you like that one I love that I've been thinking about that ever since you walked in yeah

how does the album cover look for that Sapphire Stallion we're still trying to work on do we do a photo shoot with the band or is it like an iconic

like like 3D CGI stallion that's like made out of blue sapphire and it's like icy wind in the back. He has a mullet, but it's a real mullet.

I think you guys all look like gay Hells Angels. That's what you think of me. Yeah, no, I'm Otis, but you're on Harley's. It hurts. You're on Harley's, but you're like flamboyant. No, dude,

but it's the interesting juxtaposition of this super strong hyper masculine thing but then you put in the theatrical with it I just want it to be seen as great music with high quality production can I can I pitch an album cover to you? okay go on

you naked on a pink horse you boys with the shirts off things and the going on in the continuation but don't you that's your your your body is greatness right thank you yeah i'm getting there i'm not ready to take my shirt off i don't know what to do okay it's all right what about what else we got the Burbank Blitz is that a new football team

for the CIA yeah it's all 55 year olds on the team it's all retired CIA agents

they play football on AstroTurf and it's flag football good luck getting their playbook exactly what else we got the

the devil's delta I don't like that. That's going to be over in Palm Springs and it's bad energy. What about the clandestine clams? How about this? The Flamboyant Flamingo. Oh, dude. He's cranking out heaters. That's kind of what I do. It's a little

magical. It's a little magical. Is there... Do you have to get yourself relaxed to let those things flow no so you can be at the airport in security i don't like airports ah no not there boy that's what i meant yeah there's two types of airports one it's you're having fun at it, and you could just walk around and have a smile on your face. And then the other one, it's like that. Noise pollution. Yeah, where they pat you down, and they say,

ah, we got you. Spread them, boys. The other one is, ah, we'd like something to drink, and your bag's carried for you, because obviously you want your bag carried, because you're paying $40,000 to fly across the country hmm yeah walk this way down this oh nice day to meet you sir i will be flying you today and we don't drink or smoke and you could smoke and drink and do whatever you carry on and be very merry in the back so there's that and then there's ah

you can't put that on the plane give me that no your security he can't put that on the plane. Give me that. No, security, he can't put that on the plane. He's giving me a hard time. You want to rough him up a little bit? Check his back pocket for some stuff. Nice. It sounds like a Burbank Bronco. Ah. Have you ever been spit out of a barrel surfing?

Because I've seen with your hair, you'll let it flow. My brother surfs if you've been spit on my brother Theo he surfs oh

we put he he'll snowboard and skateboards he was sponsored he sponsored or was sponsored by Burton and he snowboarded

skateboards surfs jumps off rocks really yeah he trains dipo. Oh, that's sick. He trains black bear.

And I play real sports, like football in the NFL and Major League Baseball for the NBA. The Holy Trinity. Yeah. Yeah, it's like he's using his body more for his expression but you're I've tried to

I've hurt myself trying to do some things that he did I jump off a trampoline to the pool and he did the right angle

and I did a not so great angle and almost broke my ankles and it reversed nice yeah trampolines are dangerous not safe almost broke my ankles. Reverse nice. Yeah, trampolines are dangerous.

Not safe. They're fine. They're good times. Is there a desired energy you want from the audience? Positive energy? That works. You know what I mean?

Yeah, negative would suck. Right? If they were just like, why are they there? Yeah, they're just like, whatever. It's like people in the

comment section of Instagram are like, okay, why are you here? Go somewhere else, there's literally a billion pages of the other 11% of people who are on the internet. Why do you do that?

I've had people on my stuff sometimes. Bored, bored. They're like, you're wrong about this. I'm like, I know. And then if you're getting enough attention,

if you're, I don't know dude okay if you try to think like somebody who's it's a waste of time it's what you kind of mentioned earlier though there's like power block they make the block button for a reason i just block people that's great that's good i don't want to see it and if somebody's uh you know i can't i don't run my social medias but when i something negative, tell them just monitor the thing. If you see somebody negative, just swipe over block, and it says block any accounts this person makes.

Block it. Just block them. Get them out there, and if they make any other accounts, because most of the time if people are on your page, they're the same energy and they enjoy it. It's one out of every 10, one out of every 20. But you just block them, and eventually it goes away. It's like out of every 10, one out of every 20. But you just block them and eventually it goes away. It's like pulling weeds when you're cutting grass.

You seem to be very conscious. I've been through it all, dude. I've been through it all, bro. Speak, bro, speak. You're conscious of your environment, like your energy, right? Try to be. Yeah. But I want to get to a point where I don't have to be,

you know what I mean? Yeah. Right. The man who blocked the whole world so he can unblock them. Well, you just want to keep out, if you're making a smoothie, you got some oat milk in there, some bananas, you know what you're putting in there.

Some berries, strawberries, cut those up, some kiwi. And then somebody walks over, tries to put a little piece of dog shit in there. Whoa, I don't want dog shit in what I'm building right here that I've been taking time to build that I'm going to actually be having in my circumference. You could block out something bad. You can, you deserve that.

And then they'll tell you like, oh, but a little bit of dog shit is good for you. I would already block them out. We wouldn't even be having that conversation or debate because it's already over. It's done. But times are so crazy, they'll convince me that the dog shit is good for me. How would you sit there and listen when you already blocked them? Because I'm just like, I should listen because they're a person.

I don't have any words for that because now I'm not going to debate you about debating someone else who I just advised you to remove from your circumference. That's fair. That's not good energy. But I think he caught it. He caught everything

I was saying. He could tell you about it later, right? Yeah, that got in there. Or have whoever's running the show Instagram

do it so you don't have to, it doesn't even hit your brain. You don't have to think about it yeah my breath stinks dude nice is that cause of this? no oh

no water's good I think I'm right do you drink coffee? yeah you love coffee? yeah that's why I made this

but I don't like making the process of taking the little pot put it in there and you gotta get a bottle of water cause it's not filtered if it's from here and then you put that in the back of the thing and then espresso machine you lock it and you make sure it hits this thing it does and then you put this now where's the ice that you drop that in there the froth bouncing up into your hair now you got to find some oat milk pour that in there and now you got

to find another cup to mix it back and forth so it hits the right temperature is it not too sweet is it so i made a can eight ounce cans yeah this is that's what this is non-dairy eight ounce cans iced coffee horchata flavored got a lilac lightning flavored that's gonna be kind of like a berry creamish but coffee-ish you know got a sugar cookie flavor one wow yeah i've got some other ones that are like not too crazy of flavors and not crazy high sugar, but they're just better for you. Not to be business guy, but are we going direct to customer or brick and mortar? Yeah. No, no. It's everywhere.

It's already in a lot of whole foods and it's going in more. Seems like you live for the... It's easy, dude. Just grab it and drink that whole eight ounces. Yeah. That sounds great. And it's not too crazy big so that it's getting warm in the cup holder. Right.

You've already drank it. Well, that's the thing with if you drink too much smaller, then you don't have to pee as much. I mean, you just want your energy boost and keep it moving. If you want another one grab another one you don't need a that's what I'm saying when it's in the small you get that energy boost so you're not just

cranking pots to wake up and crack one open and go for a walk and you're like wow I actually feel more awake than if I just went for a walk it's crazy that guy Andrew Huberman says that coffee it doesn't actually give you energy it blocks the thing in your brain that makes you tired. Whatever it does, I don't have time to do what he's talking about.

So I made this really, really great, cool coffee partnership. And this is it. It's great. I got to send you a case. I don't know why we don't have it. Dude, for sure. I wish I could be handing you a cold one

yeah that sounds good what happened to the weed I have weed not with me no cherry chupacabra weed no I have cherry chupacabra weed I have it at the Airbnb if you want to smoke it later

I'll smoke it with you that's very kind okay I I you gotta go yeah okay what are you gotta go yeah okay

what are you doing tonight no I'm not what no I'm not I'll tell you later dude I like I like I like how you keep it like

I'll tell you later yeah you're cool about that stuff what like you don't like talk too much yeah thank you you did like for podcast today no I'm not don't let them know where you're at dude I love it your parents they don't tell they don't want anyone

to know their location they might be in here location. They might be in here now. Yeah. They might be in here. I can't say that. You say? I'm learning. They're nice. What do you think?

Huh? What do you think? About what? I don't know. I think. I think the AC needs to be fixed. This isn't our spot. No?

No. Why do I get the shit show? Last minute. Our guy's at a concert. You pulled it together. You pulled it together. We pulled it off, guys. Our engineer's a big

Jimmy Eats World guy. Huh? Oh. I thought we were doing this part. Okay. Wrap it up, boys. Thanks, buds. Gotta smoke weed, huh?

No? Not that part? Okay. If you... Go on. Should we do, huh? No? Not that part? Okay. If you... Go on. Should we do beefs? What? Just beefs?

I think we should do the whole thing. I'm vegan. That would be interesting. Yeah, that could be your beef. You'll see. Okay. Chad, who's your beef of the week? Oh, God.

Go on. I don't know what this is, what part this what part this is right all right my beef of the week my beef the week grinds your gears yeah all right i'm just guessing what it was my beef of the week it's customer service ai robots customer service ai robots well you know what okay so like on a on a email chat like the pop-up window and they ask them something? I think I'm more anticipating what AI is going to be. And I feel like it's going to be like customer service, where you'll have to go somewhere to order something or shop for something, and then they'll make you repeat your answer to the question 10 times.

You know what I mean? You think so? I think they've already been doing that. I was just frustrated with Delta today. I think they do that to just make you feel bad dude you should be if you don't like our service then go make more money and fly private

that's basically what they're telling you to do dude that's a good point sucks but dude it's also it's motivating. Yeah, you got to make so much money that you can just... Be problem free. Unfortunately, that's how it goes.

And I know you probably won't want to speak on it, but do you think when Biggie said Mo Money Mo Problems, it was actually a misdirect? No, he didn't make a great song. That song rips. Yeah. But artists, I can't say forever. I don't think anybody's purposely misdirecting someone.

They're just saying what they were feeling. Maybe he wrote that song. Maybe I didn't do the fact check. But more problems, ultimately, it is that, right? It depends. Like, so if you're the person who is the money and you're organizing everything, then you have to also watch your own back. If you don't have the right person watching your back, whereas like if you have like a

team mom manager, like a Kris jenna then you're good she's got she really has your back and she really is going to make sure that everything every piece is taken care of properly everybody doesn't have somebody watching over them so if you have if you're making money then the more money oh shit i have to do this oh Oh, I have to walk me back. Oh, and these people are after me. Oh, and this, and the IRS. So it is more money, more problems. You know what I mean? But if you had this whole team that's already fixing everything, and it's already been a well-oiled machine, and you're born into that,

or if you're a part of that, or you get signed by a good label, or you have a good team and good things from day one, then maybe you don't save more money than you probably should. Oh, shit. More money, more shit I can buy. And that's what you want. I think that's what every rock star artist wants. You know?

Just fly around private, laugh and joke. You don't got to carry your bags. You don't got to cook. You got a personal chef that you don't even have to talk to. They just serve the meal. You might not even have to serve the meal. They might just, you wake up and it's like the Jetsons and the door goes,

shh, shh, shh, shh. It's just right there. The good life. Acres and acres. Huskies just running around free. Sounds great. Yeah. We'll get there. and acres. Huskies just running around free. Sounds great. Yeah. We'll get there.

My beef of the week is this lady at my coffee shop. I was behind this dude and I was up next to grab my latte through their window and she was pretty and so the guy gave her her coffee before mine.

Okay. So, are you, did it affect your day? I mean, is it affecting your day now? It was three days ago. Okay.

You can't let small things like that happen. See, that's why you gotta get the loud brew. You don't even gotta wait in line. But here's the thing. I guess it's a good thing

where like, I don't have, maybe that happened on purpose so you're like, damn, maybe I to try one of these cans but that's where i messed up by not being able to slide you can and being like that's because loud bro it was a commercial it could have been i think you make a good point too like maybe i don't have that much beef so i'm i'm having to find these moments that are super minor in this school yeah yeah you don't you got to look for the good in things and also block out the bad like uh what's his name on happy omar oh chubbs no what's the

other one oh kevin eeland yeah oh right harness the good block out the bad harness block yeah it's so small not too good for your home but I'm too good for this bone I'm picking I don't know yeah I thought that was it what

no I'm not who's your beef my beef I don't have any right now ledge hot hot heat smoldering

covid bearing spirit airline stagnant air. Right now, physically. It's beef. It's beefy in here. And there's a lot of us in here. It's got like-

It's a lot of COVID going on. Locker room. It's a locker room. Damn COVID contest. You know? Do you miss that smell of the locker room? No. No, I not. No, I not.

So, do you have a babe? Is this where you clap? You start to clap and I start clapping and we're like, damn, boys, we really tied up all those little sentences. We did great and we're going to come back next time to even better. We got two more parts. Okay. Who's your babe of the week? I have to think of one.

Oh, shit. I have a got two more parts. Okay. What's your babe of the week? I have to think of one. Oh, shit. I have a babe of the week. Okay. The boys. The boys. Because when my buddy tore his ACL, or his Achilles, rather,

we all stepped up. Like, we all went to help him. Okay, that's good. And, like, we called the game. We got him to the hospital quick. That's great. He was a soldier about it i

have a photo of my friends he was playing basketball yeah and dude it wasn't even like an aggressive play a dude just landed wrong he landed on a foot no another dude was running back the other way and was too aggressive running back the other way and just clipped the back gotta watch who you're playing with dude and there's not even somebody playing like down first that people are just so stupid at gyms. Are we at a gym? We're outdoors. Outdoors.

People don't give a fuck. This dude was playing football when it's basketball. You know those guys? Yeah. That's why I don't even play pickup football. I mean basketball. It's just like that. People are going to play super hard defense.

And fucking, yeah, they're going to play football. Yeah, because. I just shoot around. As you get older, you learn how to modulate how hard you go. Yeah, you just got to play with just your friends. This is us carrying my buddy. That's pretty epic though, right? The boys.

I got a baby. It's my mom. Mother's week. Yeah, Mother's Day. I Mother's Week yeah Mother's Day I surprised my mom for Mother's Day nice yeah

who's your baby my mom also then we're gonna keep it wholesome boys great nice good job Chad who's your

legend of the week my legend of the week has gotta be fucking my legend of the week has gotta be did crisp white tees hmm

crisp white tees crisp white tees yeah because summer's coming I like a nice white t-shirt in the summer you know what I mean

you ever get it stained or well that's the thing what happens what happens you get a stain on your shirt you keep rolling with it

and you're just like ah I'm a big kid I don't care about this damn shirt or do you have to change it that's the thing what happens with that because it's a stain on your shirt you keep rolling with it and you're just like ah I'm a big kid I don't care about this damn shirt or do you have to change it that's why it's plural I always have some on deck I think you just

wear the shirt and whatever happens that day smears and smudges and then just yeah because you want to show that you had a day yeah

but if you got a lot of smudges it's cool but if you got one smudge you kind of look like a scrub I think you gotta have definitely have some type of red Kool-Aid-ish type drink and spill it on to start the day. Just be like, let's get that open. Red Kool-Aid and then some grease on the back.

Sure. Go ahead and now it is his turn. Sure, we're going to suck. What else? You got the red smudge on the front, the spill. And peanut butter. There's peanut butter? Where's the peanut butter?

Peanut butter. It's under your arms. Nice. Sure. Great. You know what they call that? What do they call that? The crisp Cleveland.

Ah, very nice. Okay. Are you chill? No, no, no. Chill. I'm reverse chill. It feels like Spirit airlines in here. I don't know.

I wouldn't know that. We're like, dude, nine minutes and kind of baby. We're almost there. Okay. My legend of the week. Um,

it's gotta be my girlfriend. She's pregnant right now with twins. And, uh, she's getting to that point where they're just making her ribs expand. And you can actually see the babies at night pushing through the skin sometimes. It's really wild. Twins.

And it's the most exciting thing ever, but it's so terrifying. And she's been just wonderful throughout. I'm really impressed with just her, I don't know, her sense of humor about everything. Yeah. Pro-est. It's cool.

Do you cook for the family? Not until I moved in, but now I'm doing a little HelloFresh. HelloFresh. You don't go to like Whole Foods or some of the local recipes, maybe do something like that? I'll make a... Like What's your favorite meal?

I'll do a Penne al Vodka. She likes that. I'm starting from zero. I had no cooking experience. You can look it up though on YouTube. I'm doing it. Riff, what's up, dog? What's up? I'm trying, man. Very good.

I've never had a pregnant see girlfriend situation would you cook i cook all the time i'm the best chef probably this side of the sippy or when i'm on the other side of the set i'm pretty good chef i'm pretty good do you watch Top Chef? no I make my own inventions nice do you have a legend? a legend I mean I mean first thing that just comes to mind

I mean Tom Brady nice I mean is he the oldest quarterback ever? right? I think so

if I saw him down the street I'd be like oh shit it's Thomas Brady Did you hear the rumor? That he's super cool That and he might be boning Kim K I don't give a crap I thought you would

I thought you would He Tom Brady Is He's Tom and his Brady's Yeah Who told you that? My buddy Rick Social media Palm Springs chatter He's Tom and his Bradys. Yeah. Who told you that?

My buddy Rick. Social media. Palm Springs chatter? The Palm Springs. No, Palm Springs Paul. The Palm Springs pamphlet? And then we end with a quote of the week. Do you have a quote?

Do it right so you ain't got to do it twice. Yeah, what's my quote? That good? No? Okay. My quote is, it's all in the't got to do it twice. Yeah, what's my quote? Is that good? No? Okay. My quote is, it's all in the hips. Okay. Mine is, no, I'm not.

What else do you got? We got anything? What, are you looking one up on Google? Yeah, I got a couple here. What do we got? I follow this. You know what I kind of like about social media is when someone's boring and you follow them. Hmm?

Yeah, because they'll have mundane opinions and it's like, but they share them. Oh, okay. So it's funny. It's funny that they're even doing shit like that and it's just like, chill out. Yeah. But keep going. This dude reviewed Spider-Man, the first Tom Holland when he goes, finish the movie.

Not bad. Not great, but not bad. Didn't like the aforementioned rehashing of the scene from the original Spider-Man. It happened again later on. The sidekick character was funny and the vulture was a cool villain and Michael Keaton played it well.

However, their fight was very anticlimactic. Also props were including a love, a black love interest. Thanks for ruining the plot because i wasn't gonna watch that movie anyway now i have a reason not to where's michael keaton at he needs to play batman but i'll write the movie he lives in livingston i'll write the movie i'm not gonna pop his house and hand him the script do you know this guy he's out he's just

walking around you can see him at like i think the restaurant out there is called the Old Buck Guy. He's just in there. Every day. Just at the Old Buck. Every day, man. I don't know. I don't trust it. I don't believe it.

I don't trust it. Do you write? Yeah. I wrote a movie. An action comedy movie. You want to be in it? I would love that. Okay.

Then let's start clapping right now. I'll keep it in mind it's an action comedy 90s movie yeah you boys can i can i can steer your wheels and get you into the movie good riff great great job guys i really enjoyed talking to you man thank you thank you for popping in i appreciate it thanks for having me this might be my favorite one ever. Yeah? Yeah. I hope you boys have a great day. Is there anything you want to plug before you go? Nope. Just my loud brewing.

I got shoes coming out and cherry chupacabra weed and an album and stuff like that. Playing at riffraff.com and stuff like that. Thanks, man. That's about it. Thanks, man. All right. If you need advice These guys are really nice.

You want to know what to do and where to go. When you need someone to guide you, she's the half-throat beside you. Go and see. Go and see. Thank you.