Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 307 - LIVE DRAFT - BEST SPORTS MOVIES

Episode Date: September 7, 2023

Today we are drafting the best sports movies of all time! Each person will compile a list and give a dank reasoning behind each one. The Judge, Mr.Cream aka Aaron will make the final decision on who wins.  Here is the Total Draft Standings: (s/o HandA on reddit)Chad: 5 wins (6 if you count first draft)JT: 4 wins Strider: 6 wins (Sitting out this week, due to poor performance last draft)Chris Parr: 5 winsBrad Fuller: 1 Win (The Ultimate Champ)Joe Marrese: ????? (1st draft appearance) Come see us on Tour!Tickets on http://www.chadandjt.com Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019or write in to chadgoesdeeppodccast(at)gmail.com(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Episode Sponsored by:AG1: Try AG1 and get a FREE 1-year supply of Vitamin D, AND 5 Free AG1 Travel Packs, with your first purchase! Go to drinkAG1.com/GODEEP. That’s drinkAG1.com/GODEEP.  Helix Sleep: Helix is offering 25% off all mattress orders AND two free pillows for our listeners in honor of Labor Day! Go to HelixSleep.com slash GODEEP and use code HELIXPARTNER25.

Alright, here we go. Oh hang on, that's right, it doesn't start right away. Oh, should we get a laptop open so we can read the... Or do you want to do that like midstream? We can do midstream. Oh, I gotta do the ads. Alright, if you're gonna do one up top. You wanna look at it? Your list?

Of movies? Yeah. No! Alright, we are gonna be live in a second all right it's awesome seeing the people that cross over into multiple movies oh yeah no i got some of those we're live shimmy shimmy yeah shimmy shimmy shimmy joe made us late joe yeah i'm in a bad mood but i'm not i'm not in a bad mood but if i call it out and say i'm in a bad mood. But I'm not in a bad mood. But if I call it out and say I'm in a bad mood, then I won't be in a bad mood anymore. Sorry we're late, guys. Sorry. I'm sorry, guys. It's Joe's fault.

Where are you going? I didn't make you guys late. How did you not make us late? You're directly responsible. What are you talking about? Just to be clear. You guys weren't here, Andy. Wait, but what do you mean you didn't make us late? How do you mean that? Well, what do you mean? Well, because your

podcast was the one before you went over and then we were about to start this one. You left to go eat Pad Thai. Right. So those would both seem like empirical facts. I was waiting for it. I knew Aaron had to get the mic set up. Oh, you should have seen how fast he did it. He did it in like 10 seconds. He actually called himself a NASCAR

road. You know what? Oh, I thought that was going to take like five minutes. You know what? That's it. That's what it is, man. That's it. What? Well, here's the thing.

You were in my face about how you're going to be early to this pod. Yeah. And now we're 15 minutes late. Well, you guys didn't say we have to start on time because it's a live thing. No, we thought that was kind of built into the statement live.

All right, whatever. Sorry. Look, are you mad at us? I don't know. I don't know. Is this about Justin Field? Is this because Justin Field can't sling it? I don't know. I can't tell if you're really mad or not. No, no, I'm not. I am a little annoyed. I was.

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If you're in the Orange County area, check us out. All right, guys. You like that? Yeah. Let's start the pod. Woo! All right, here we go. Well, are we going to go straight into it?

Well, let's talk about it. What we got going on today? What do we got? I'm going to drink a Magic Mine. Oh, yeah. I've never had one. Is this your first time? Yeah.

Dude, try it. It's got nootropics, got matcha in there, freaking adaptogens. Adaptogens? Yeah, mushrooms. That's got nootropics, got matcha in there, frigging adaptogens. Adaptogens? Yeah, mushrooms. That's the real word? Mm-hmm.

So now this draft, how many rounds are we talking? So we say it's going to go four. It generally goes five. And I think we should call it right now we're going five rounds. Yeah, five is good. Let's do that. And so the way we settle who gets what pick, and this is your first draft.

Yeah, I've never done these. Are you nervous? Are you excited? I'm excited, yeah. These are cool, and I'm glad to finally be a part of one. And you're a big sports movie aficionado? Yeah, I've got, I think, some great things on my scouting report here. Did you read some lists? Did you read lists?

Did you read lists? I did some Googling, and then I did some kind of like looking for some deep cuts. and then I did some kind of like looking for some deep cuts. You know, I really don't want to discuss much right now until, you know, I don't really want to talk about my process. I respect that. All right, well, so here's how we're going to throw it down. To figure out what the order is, we do odds or evens.

Okay. And then to figure out first, second, third, fourth, then we do paper, rock, scissors. But for now. Just throw out a one or a two. One, second, third, fourth, then we do paper, rock, scissors. But for now... Just throw out a one or a two. One, two, three, shoot. Do it again. Wait, so how does this... Just go.

One, two, three, go. Fuck, fourth pick. Whoa! That's never happened. That's never happened. All right, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. So now we do rock, paper, scissors? No, no, no.

Odd man out is third, and then you do rock, paper, scissors. One, two, three, bling. Oh, dude. Oh, so now we... All right, so now... Showdown. Here it goes. Paper, rock, scissors for the first take.

You do rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah. Is that cool? Yeah, rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Yeah. Okay, ready? Wait. Ready?

Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Okay, ready? Wait. Ready? Okay. Rock, paper, scissors, shoot. Bang. Joe with the first pick. Damn, bro. You're already catching doves. You just came into this house. You're already making dinner.

That's great. I love this. He's on the clock. He's going to milk it. Is there like a thing now? Is there a clock? No, we're just going to go off instinct. Is there like a thing now? Is there a clock? No, we just got to go off instinct. Or no, is there like a song or something?

No, no, no, you pick. Does anybody introduce like, hey, this is the... Like a good Dell? Is there like a good Dell? No. Oh, we just go into it. I just say it? Yeah.

Okay, cool. So I have the number one overall pick. Yeah, Doug. All right, sports movie draft. Okay, now dating back to being a kid and, you know, just this movie just about resilience and growing up playing football. And to go against all the odds, to have nobody believe in you, not even your family, and then to galvanize an entire university, one of the top football programs in the country.

Chris, I'm probably taking this pick from you. This is your alma mater, the University of Notre Dame. The movie is Rudy, and i am taking them number one overall just an inspiring movie in a lot of ways uh and just a beautiful movie because it's about grit it's about determination it's about having a dream and not giving up on that dream right it's just yeah it's beautiful in all those ways. Yeah. You know, I believe this was predicted, that Joe would pick Rudy. Really? Oh, whoa.

Yeah, by the fans. Nice. I mean, I wasn't sure I would get to pick Rudy. I have some inside info that is cunty of me to say, but I think worthwhile. Chris, tell them. What? That Rudy, that it's not exactly how they make it seem in the movie well yeah i know there's a lot of hollywood to it i know the stories

that's gonna be consistent with a lot of the movies and i will be calling it out on the based on the true story ones but specific to this one but no but specific to this one here's the thing i've heard rudy grudiger dan rudiger i think is a real name fucking dick bitch well that's you know no like people at Notre Dame it was just like you know

you'd hear a story like oh yeah oh yeah yeah but that doesn't factor into what the movie was yeah it's a good point it's a good point it's a good point

it doesn't really factor in cause like it's the music it's Jon Favreau Vince Vaughn yeah those guys are great

dad there at the end it's his brothers my son's going to Notre Dame. The janitor guy. I mean. I mean, is that the best speech in movie history? Five foot nothing. Hundred and nothing.

Yeah, you're on the field at the best football academic program in America. Yeah, I mean, I think it's. I think that's. Is that Charles S. Dutton? It toes the party line of like. Yeah, but you'll get yourself a degree, you know? Yeah. White guys like that speech a lot too because the black guy goes, got myself an attitude.

Thought I wasn't getting played because of my color. And then white guys are like, yeah, you did. You did get an attitude. And then there's so many icons. I want Rudy to dress in my plays. Everybody throwing down. Dude, that's epic. That is one of the all-time scenes.

And the music-time scenes. The coach from the Packers where he's like, you're one of the best defensive players on the team. We need you. Won't play if Rudy doesn't play. Rudy. Rudy. So Chris is next then? Bro, that's a great first pick, dude. Thank you. Joe, you didn't fumble the bag on that one. You took it home right. I gotta be honest, I've never seen

Rudy. It's a good movie. It's like nine hours, dude. It's good, but watch the last never seen Rudy. It's a good movie. It's like nine hours, dude. You know, like it's good, but like watch the last 45. Yeah. It's just about like this little dude who goes to Notre Dame. They're the best football team in America. It's his dream to play on the team. Who plays Rudy? Sean Astin.

Sean Astin. And like he wants to dress at least once. Because even like his family doesn't, like friends and family are like, well, I never see you on the sideline, but he's on the practice squad. Even like his family doesn't, like friends and family are like, well, I never see you on the sideline, but he's on the practice squad. So he's like, his whole goal is just to like dress for a game. Yeah.

But then he ends up going, spoiler, he makes it out there. Some cool epic shit happens. That does fire me up. Yeah, and it's awesome. All right, CP. I don't know what to do. Well, Well I mean that's the thing about this thing Alright I think I'm just I'm gonna go Bull Durham

Great pick You nailed it dude Kevin Costner who's probably gonna He's in like a million great sports movies But this one's my favorite It's really romantic about Kevin Costner, he's in like a million great sports movies, but this one's my favorite. It's really romantic about baseball. It's a minor league, so it's just people grinding it out.

He's brought back in to help a young hothead pitcher, and it's one last ride for him. And Tim Robbins is a hotshot pitcher, doesn't want to listen to anybody because he's got a million dollar arm but a ten cent head. And it's Susan Sarandon, Love Triangle. It's really sexy. It's really funny. And it just moves.

It's a great movie. It's very romantic in all facets. It's very romantic about baseball. Dude, Kevin Costner in Cougars? Yeah. That's what I'm talking about. It's pretty nice. His name in it, dude?

Crash Davis? Yeah, it's a really cool name. The dialogue's great. And you know what? It's a very original sports film because it's not about the big game. It's not about the triumphant moment. You don't even see the big game at the end. It's like he hits his dinger to get the minor league record for homers,

but he's already on his way to see Susan Sarandon. And I think that makes it more relatable. Most of us don't get to play in the big championship game we don't get that final showdown it's it's really about just the day-to-day making sense of life and making life as best it can be without that big game yeah dude tim robbins is amazing in it he's good hilarious his pitching mechanics yeah a little squirrely but interesting here's my thing you don't got to look like you play the sport but you got to be fun to watch playing the sport and tim robbins drills it a lot of great bit parts so many funny parts robert wool is the assistant coach a lot of

iconic scenes lollygaggers lollygag around i like robert wool he's a underrated actor yeah arliss was good yeah arliss yeah there's boobs in it he was in that age he was in the first batman also he worked at the news yeah he feels like kim basinger yeah and he's in the bodyguard he hosts the uh oscars oh my god yeah she's beautiful i thought she was hot in uh eight mile as well yeah dude when she's boning that guy michael shannon just up and down oh is it michael shannon i've totally forgot that just up and down you see her butt she's got a nice booty i like a good butt shot a runner with eyes uh okay my turn yeah all right i'm to pick this movie is about grit. This movie is about taking the punches. Yep, it's a good one.

Perseverance. Life knocks you down, you get back up, you keep fighting, you keep fighting, and you win. It's all about just getting back up. I'm picking Rocky. Okay, that was good, yeah. Yeah, I mean mean it's iconic sylvester sloan and a great story about how he made it too like he was rocky behind the scenes

he was rocky behind the scenes and um you know inspired a ton of a huge franchise so and i mean the best workout montages ever. Yeah. I think the Rocky IV one might be my favorite. And the ice. Yeah. Great tunes. Yeah.

I think that one's like, that's also my favorite. That's why it's my, I guess, we might talk about it again. Because there's a lot of Rocky movies. So they can kind of come up a lot. That too. And, like, not many movies inspire a statue. No. And we care about and there was a real guy but he didn't get the statue sly got it yeah there was like a guy got his ass kicked by muhammad ali i think aaron eckard ended up making a movie about him yeah like a dude went 15 rounds with uh muhammad ali who was like a late replacement

and i don't know his name but i know sylvester stallone's yeah that's yeah that that feels right to me i like that there's a statue of sly as stallone yeah and it's real like that's hilarious also the genius thing about the the which rock are you picking the original okay so what i think is so beautiful about it and that was the best picture winner so that's a good he doesn't win at the end but it still feels like yeah i think that was one of the first movies to really do that yeah where you think he's just gonna beat his ass but it's really just about being there and surviving and they actually they actually layered him pretty nicely of like no one's on the distance with creed like that's like he kind of says it earlier and like obviously you want him to win but like it feels like a victory that it's just

such a battle yeah they're just hammering each other yeah and the music's so good i mean the training mod and then the the final fight is amazing and it's so long creed's face go through when he when he drops him and rocky gets up and he just goes he's got that look like yeah he just drops his shoulders just huffs a little bit like fuck this fucking guy i can't kill this dude yeah creed's trainer is awesome yeah it's just great metaphor for life too and then like um i uh how many people yeah running up the stairs like oh yeah iconic it's like music bill conti score yeah i think young kids are doing that today for i think it's eternal i mean look it comes back there's been new

franchises of it and it keeps working yeah and like joe said it won best picture it was the movie yeah adrian all right his face is all fucked up it's awesome now does it snake or it goes back no it comes to me and i get two picks no and then it goes back to chad oh yeah so it is snake sorry it is snaked okay well i gotta do it i'm going Rocky IV Wow There it is Cause here's the thing Rocky Wow

Better movie Rocky's like a real deal 1970s Auteur film First round I wanna see what people say Rocky IV Is just a dumbass

Dead Straight down the middle Heart pounding Rock you in your face Get you jacked Ready to kill some ro ruskies 80s classic and that's and and for me like i love apollo creed but i liked apollo creed more when him and rocky became boys and they were running on the beach in another one of the rockies

in four drago kills him he kills his now best friend who he was bonded through combat and drago's a bad guy he's on the juice he's on this sophisticated Russian training program Rocky's long in the tooth he shouldn't be fighting anymore but he has to avenge his bro and he even at one point is driving his like corvette and he's just seeing images of of Drago hurting Apollo he didn't throw in the towel the wound of that and then in the end you know I didn't believe he could beat Drago but of course he can he's Rocky because his heart's on fire i look i totally i love the first rocky but my favorite rocky movie is rocky four because it's like it's just like you said it's just so 80s it's so silly and it's just like it's just fun because like the first rocky is like a good movie so it's slower by nature you know you like have to deal

with him being like a loser for like an hour and a half and then yeah yeah but then rocky four is just like nah fuck all that like he's on top like well it's just very simple and then you and then yeah you get the dumbest workout in the barn it's the best yeah drago's doing machines you know he's on the polaris where's rocky he's running in the snow chopping wood in the snow he's out running that rope pulley system he's hitting the triceps and some of the serratus there's gonna be multiple rocky movies done because it's it's also been going forever and there's so many good movies the live comments are great this is so fun to do this live. What are they saying? I don't know. Do you want to know? Yeah.

Dumb. People are saying JT's drunk. What? I've had half a beer. I would say if I was drunk. Ha ha, JT. JT just lost. What?

Yeah. These are the comments you love? That's what they're saying. Well, no. You said what are people saying. No way. Rocky IV rips. All right, my second pick.

Here we go. With my second pick, I'm going with another Ron Shelton classic. And I like this movie because I think it best represents shit talking in hoop and in sports in general. White men can't jump. Woody Harrelson, Wesley Snipes classic. Rosie, baby. Rosie Perez, breakthrough performance i think it has the best shit talking of any sports movies it also has one of my favorite things in movies when sports serve as a bridge for races when you know african americans and

white people would get along or we don't get along but we're bonded because we share the love of the of hoop or football or something like that and then again the guy kind of doesn't win in the end but he does win because he stays himself everybody talks shit like because like wesley slimes and woody harrelson team up for 85 of the movie but they talk more shit to each other than anybody but then they also talk shit to everybody else so the whole movie is just people talking shit it's so fun and the best talking shit happens between your two main characters are on the same team it's so fun it's such a fun dynamic wesley snipes takes his cash from him after their big dub yeah because he says you can't dunk like why the fuck didn't you dunk it he's like i can dunk and then he's like put your money where your mouth is and then it's very depressed

spoilers by the way it's very depressing he ends up not dunking in that scene and he's like, I can dunk. And then he's like, put your money where your mouth is. And then it's very depressing. Spoilers, by the way. It's very depressing. He ends up not dunking in that scene. And he takes all of his winnings. It's ruthless, baby. It's awesome. It's an amazing movie. Woody, hilarious.

Wesley, great. And Wesley's basketball. Looks goofy as hell, but fun to watch. It's wacky. I mean, I don't know if those... Oh, also, like, the Jeopardy angle is so funny, dude. How he gets on. Woody Harrelson's also running for the mob,

which is a random storyline that totally works. All right, Chad, who you got? Is it me, or is it... It's you. I'm second. Man, this is tough. Second round. Dude, so many... Yeah yeah the second round is tough

so many good movies so then when it comes back to me I do two in a row I love that that's cool I wanted to get fourth fourth's a nice spot I'm gonna lose a lot you know

I'm gonna go with I don't know if I can Take that a second Fuck That's tough Go with your heart You can do it man I mean there's one I could

Go with your heart We might steal it Alright I'm gonna go With Jerry Maguire Alright Yeah Do you like watching sports a lot yeah it's well you know it's got love it's got romance it's got money it's got football

it's a good movie i just i don't know if it's all right around worthy well i just don't even Sport movie? Yeah I think it's a sports movie I'm going to argue that I think it's a sports movie I think it's a sport agent movie Right But sports are at the center of it Some people in the comments were saying

Jerry Maguire It's a great movie It's one of my favorite romantic comedies of all time It is It's one of my top five romantic comedies ever but hey i think it's a sports movie go for it i think it's a sports movie fuck you guys that's my pick yeah it's fine no it's good i'm putting the ben label on that but it's a nice ben because it's fucking phenomenal i don't even think it's a full ben i just you know yeah there's just not much.

Let's see what Chris has. I can't wait to get it back to me. I'm excited. I'm going to go Remember the Titans. Oh, dude. That's a good one. Just going down the middle. I'm going down the middle.

Get back to JT's point. Different races coming together over sports. Obviously the best relationship in it gary bertie dude the performances are so good julius is so good strong side it's so good avon barks he's so good uh obviously you got denzel will patton just so many iconic moments in it it's a great movie it's uh feel good it also makes you cry when bertier gets absolutely fucked up and it's just a great movie dude it's so fun saw it on my birth saw it for a birthday it's a great movie yeah it's a great sports movie

sunshine this is fun dude also i think dialogue wise and speech wise that's what you really want in a great sports movie oh fuck yeah strong side yeah and then you have will patton when the refs are trying to fuck him over you blitz all night i hope they remember forever the night they played the time and i also think you wanted a sports movie you want a tear jerker you want a movie that brings you to tears because you're so inspired by what you're seeing remember the titans rudy they both check that box yeah i wanted i'm hoping to get that on the next it's a very like it's a very like i said it's a pretty straightforward sports movie it's like you know it goes for big emotions it's really fun um you know they fucking win it all in the end that guy apparently that guy bad guy bad guy in real

life and he's been training and but he's been he's been able to hit the speaking circuit ever since remember the titans came out players don't like them black or white they don't like them guy's a big piece of shit bad guy but great great movie good job disney nice i think it was disney all right joe what do you got all right to end uh to end the second round here uh okay i mean this is a movie i can re-watch again and again don't you do it it i don't think it is what you're thinking i'm gonna say but no this one uh you know it's about friendship, and it's about summertime. Oh, you son of a bitch.

It's about youth and women. Oh, this is a good one. Summer catch. No. The Sandlot. Freddie Prinze. Oh, yeah, right. That's good.

The Sandlot. Great movie. You know, just rewatchable watched it many many times you know it's it's about younger kids but even older i i would watch it you know it's uh and it's about fun it's about uh like a it's it's about a it's about nostalgia it's about a better time in america yeah it's about innocence it's all because you know because really what nails it is where they go at the end like when they're going through all the flash forwards of where they ended up you know the pitcher he played triple a right the one guy marries wendy peppercorn but the thing they

hit you with for the and benny's and benny's stealing home. Benny stole home. But the thing that really makes it about all those things is that the one kid. What, the kid in the 70s? The kid, he got really into the 70s and we never saw him again. Yeah, and it's just like the shortstop turning a play and then he just disappears.

Is it the catcher? No, you're eight years old and you're watching it and you go, what do they mean? He got too into the 70s. He's gone? He's gone. I didn't know what it meant. I turned to my parents. They're like, you know.

But they laughed. I feel like I remember parents being like, ha, ha, yeah. They laughed. I was like, where is he? It's a beautiful movie. Aliens, dude. Abducted. Dude, this magic moment when he smooches peppercorn.

Yeah. That's huge. When they beat the snobs. That's awesome. Yeah. That's huge. When they beat the snobs. That's awesome. Yeah. Play a real ball field. I love the twist on the dog, too. I know.

Yeah, the beast. Yeah, and then you get James Earl Jones. Yeah, and he winds up being a sweetheart. Yeah, James Earl Jones, Dennis Leary. What's the dog's real name? Good stepdad. Oh, yeah. Hercules.

Hercules. Oh, yeah. It's like James Earl Jones being like, oh, is old Hercules messing with you guys? And you're like, yeah. Hercules. Hercules. Oh, yeah. It was like James Earl Jones being like, oh, it was old Hercules messing with you guys? And you're like, oh. When they're doing chewing tobacco at the- Wendy Piper was an absolute smoke. Where is she? I'm going to marry her now.

What's the song? Tequila. I forget the name. Oh, yeah. Tequila. Wendy Piper. Yeah, I remember he makes out with her. Yeah, and then they have- Did you guys talk about that earlier? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Tequila. Yeah, remember he makes out with her? Yeah, and then they have...

Did you guys talk about that earlier? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm thinking about that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you're too deep in it, bro. What's up next?

What you got next? Yeah, now I start off the third round. Yeah, kick it off, baby. I feel like we can do like 10 rounds. Should we do six? So many. Should we do six? We could do so many.

Let's do six. We've never done six before. All right. How late can you guys go? We could do so many. Let's do six. We've never done six before. All right. How late can you guys go? We can go fast. Yes. We can do six in the time it takes to do five. We're cooking.

Round three. Sorry I'm so amped, guys. I'm not drunk. I'm halfway through a mango cart. That's sports movies. I don't know, man. The thing is, like, something I could have taken One is still Are you crowdsourcing your next pick?

No I'm looking at the comments but there's no like He's bidding on something on eBay Are you seeing how they reacted to McGuire? What's it look like? I'm trying to Where is it? The only positive one was from Strider Really oh he's watching yeah that's amazing this is a sick

bend i saw that i was like elliot dude nice i was history's dick all right okay fine all right i'm not afraid to pick back-to-back baseball movies i I don't think that's bad. I love this fucking movie. It's great. And this is what I'm going to say to quote... Damn it, what's his name? Whoever the catcher was. But, you know...

Let's win the whole fucking thing. Yeah! Yeah! Yes! Come on! I watched it today. Yeah, Major League. I love this movie. It's so good! I watched it today. Major League. Yeah, Major League. I love this movie.

It's so good. I watched it so many times. It's so good. Wait, Joe's going to win this thing. It was one of the first movies I saw with swear words. I was all excited. Charlie Sheen was great. Tom Berringer as the catcher.

Who is it? Tom Berringer. Yeah, Tom Berringer. Yeah, and I thought that name, but then I'm like, no, that wasn't it. Yeah. I think it's a perfectly casted movie. Yeah. Yeah.

Charlie Sheen's perfect as Ricky Vaughn. The cast is great. I found out my wife hadn't seen it, and I was describing it to her. Dorn and his wife is hot. Dorn. Oh, yeah. She smokes it up and takes a run at Vaughn. And then he bangs her.

Yeah. But, bro, what if B's Dorn is Vaughn, banged his old lady on unknowing circumstances Dorne goes up to him and says strike this motherfucker out yeah there's so many good jobs the heart

the balls Pedro Serrano love Serrano Dennis Haysburg great actor he's a bit of a miscast in that but yeah why cause he doesn't

have an accent but he looks the part and his swing is fucking horrendous really I thought his swing was good no it's bad wait who's swing Serrano was good. No, it's bad.

Wait, who's swing? Serranos. Oh, yeah. Pedro Serranos? Yeah, it's weird. When he runs the bases with the bat in his hands, it bothers me every time. Yeah, because it's his thing, dude.

He loves that. He finally got off to Schneid and fucking smashed a curveball. You got to give a lot of credit to Major League for the last play that they designed up for the finale.

Yes, it's so good. With Berenger calling it to outfield and then play that they designed up yes it's so good with beringer calling it to outfield and then hitting the bunt and it's all slow-mo willie doesn't get a great jump but we can overlook that because he's so damn fast and then beringer's face when he's running to first the way he's got bad knees he's old it's so good yeah and then you have bob euchre as the announcer oh my god come on Joe, you might be in pole position right now. How does it feel? How does it feel, dude?

Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, I feel good about all three of my picks. You got Rudy, Sandlot, and Major League. Major League, yeah. All right, well, let's see. I think they all came out in 1993, too. I'm going to go. No, I think Major League was closer to the 80s.

What was Major League? 80, 80. Yeah, that makes sense. Is that early? Yeah. You know, I'm thinking Major League II, probably. Yeah, yeah. Not bad.

I think 92. It's fun. I'm going to go with Caddyshack. Boom, dude. Oh, man, the picks are good right now. That's a great pick. Yeah, I had that on my list. It's so fucking funny.

You've got Bull Durham, Caddyshack, and Remember the Titans. Whoa. Yeah, I mean, that's... Chad's got Jerry Maguire. I mean, Caddyshack. I like that I'm mixing it up with the sports. I like that a lot. Get a golf one in there

There's not going to be a lot of golf movies But this one definitely kicks ass It's one of the funniest movies ever It does you know I mean the whole thing hinges on Somebody trying to blow up a gopher That's the last part It's just so silly

There's so many iconic performances And yeah It's just one of the best movies ever. I like it a lot. Yeah. I like that pic. It might be in the running for funniest movie ever. Oh, it's so good. I mean, the fucking...

What's the candy bar? Oh, yeah, the Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth. Baby Ruth in the pool. As a kid, I never saw the movie But my dad would reference that More than anything else It's not so bad

Yeah Chevy Chase back in the day So cool And then him and Murray That's like they're Always seen together It's Iconic

Cannonball He's looking for his ball And his Yeah Do you have like a window You can open Yeah And then he's like

You got a pool He's like yeah But you might like the lake more Yeah yeah Or a pool I got a pond A pool would be nice He goes

A pond would be good for you Yeah a pond would be good Yeah a pond or a pool See what you do with snails Is you cut them right behind the hamstring Won't be able to turn over Push everything off to the right He'll quit the game

Dude fuck me I'm playing from behind now I gotta make some swings here Well I I'm I'm content I'm content with the fact That I'm not winning So I'm gonna go with now. I gotta make some swings here. Well, I... I'm content with the fact that I'm not winning, so I'm gonna go with my favorite sports movie.

Don't say you can't win. I mean... I'm just gonna go with my favorite ones because this is my... Honor yourself. This is not my draft to win. I won conspiracies. That's all I ever cared about. You crushed that one. I thought I should have taken that one.

That's the only thing that we've covered where I've dominated an interest. Everything else, I'm just like, I haven't seen anything. Anyways, I'm going to go with Moneyball. Good pick. I love Moneyball. That's good. Let's go. I know, Aaron.

I know. And I'm not playing to you tonight. I'm playing to myself. Dude, this is crazy. You could go the rest of your draft picking non-athletes as the leads in sports. Yes. That's wild. That's what I'm talking about.

That's interesting. Well, here's the thing. I love Moneyball. It's the sports movie I've watched the most. I can watch it anytime. It always inspires me. I mean, is there anything more iconic than Chris Pratt's home run, Brad Pitt hearing it, and then the fist pump? And on top of that, Brad Pitt doing lap pull-downs during a game.

I mean. Yeah, it's fucking sick. Or when they trade for Rincon. That's my favorite scene. Come on, it's one of the best sports scenes of all time. When he does like the thing with the finger. Just the way that, even, it's so fun just watching them pick up and answer phones. It's like a good scene.

He's hanging up. He's smacking shit. You don't even know why. I got it. He's using the phone. He's having other people call. He's using his BlackBerry. It's just fun.

Dude, the stress eating. And then when he throws the bat, he's like, that's what losing sounds like. And then... Jambi, dude. Little fucker. It's coming alive. Yeah, RIP. like that's what losing sounds like and then jambi dude little fucker dude yeah r.i.p um and then uh when he's at cleveland um i don't know i just love when they're going back and forth he's like what mark what are we doing here he's eating the nuts and then uh fucking jonah hill gets in the way

he's like who are you who are you economics y are you? Economics, Yale, baseball. You're funny, Pete. You're funny. So, yeah, that's my pick. I can't do the live stream anymore. It's draining the hell out of my battery. So what's up to everybody out there? I'm mentally training you. Everybody out there, what up?

That's hilarious. All right, man. You know what? I got to say, I'm playing from behind, too, and I got to take some wild swathe. Round three, last pick. No, no, no. I come back around with my fit. Well, I know, but round four is the end of round three.

Fuck, man. Shit, stick, fuck. Shit, stick, fuck. I don't know what my options some big ones out there some what? there's some big ones out there

are you thinking like Fod? no you can't do that you can't do that alright fair enough fair enough you're right you're right

I appreciate it nah dude that movie's boring there's an even better movie in that genre that's still out there. Oh, you know what? I don't like that movie that much. Well, that's on you, bro. Well, I'm not winning.

What are you guys talking about? Yeah, there's no... There's no... No, no, no, no. There's no discussing. Yeah, no discussing. No discussing. It's so frustrating to be able to talk about it.

All right, you know what? Because you know what the thing about this draft is? It's so frustrating to not be able to talk about it. You know what the thing about this draft is? This draft, like life, is a game of inches. There it is. Whether you win by a mile or lose, it's right there. It's the six inches in front of your face.

So you've got to look at the guy to your left. You've got to look at the guy to your right. I think you'll see a guy who's willing to go that inch with you. I'd love to put six inches in front of your face because that's what living is that's all you got in front of your face i just had to if i'm gonna have any life left it's because i'm willing to suck that six inches it's more than that all right so if it's not clear i'm monologuing i'm hitting al pacino any given sunday Okay. It's stylistically. The sports is sick as fuck. The ball spinning through the air.

It's playing like cool. Is it Bill Withers? What is it like? Keep on using me. Yeah. To use me. And then he just misses tight. And it's also used in blue chips.

Sneaky pick. That could come up later. Yep. I think, look, did Oliver Stone ever do it? A little hysterical with some of the editing? Yes, but I love it. It's jacked up. It's adrenaline.

LT lends some credibility. Jamie Foxx looks like he can move. Steaming Willie Beeman, baby. Such a good name. He's got a body on him. And it was prescient about what the issues were concussions uh race all the different things that painkillers painkillers all being discussed it's a smart movie there's some dong in it cameron diaz as a female owner

alligators that has alligators yeah the the i think that's latimer from another it is yeah throws a crocodile into the thing all right i'm going that dude Dennis Quaid when he's injured ah they gotta turn up the juice he's more pain killings I'm I eat this stuff like candy you gotta juice me up yeah when they throw out Jimmy Woods these these men are glad it also when Pacino shoves John C McG McGinley's reporter character, he goes into a bench and he goes, that's great. That's just fucking great. Do you get that?

That's just fucking great. Dude, Cameron Diaz is the hot owner. She's so, it's so sad when she hears her mom talking shit on her. Oh, yeah. Oh, man. I just didn't like him intercutting it with chariot races. I'm like, it's so sad when she hears her mom talking shit on her oh yeah oh man i just didn't like uh him like intercutting it with like chariot races i'm like it's too much it's too much just show me the football but some of the football scenes are really fun another great thing about this movie is that it takes place in miami yeah the miami sharks dude such a great choice and they're also

like oh man if we just get to la la is a a dream. She's trying to move the team, dude. It's like, wait 20 years. Those are two sick cities, dude. I'm like, hell yeah. I like that they're both in this. Dude, that's tight. And yeah, Aaron Eckhart, dude. Aaron Eckhart.

That's just fucking great. For my next pick, I'm going way off the map. Round four. I'm going crazy here. I don't think anyone saw it coming. I'm going way off the map. Round four. I'm going crazy here. I don't think anyone saw it coming. I'm going Cool Runnings. Let's go. Let's go. I think that's a great movie.

It's a beautiful movie. It's awesome. Yeah, I like that a lot. It's a beautiful movie. It has so much heart. It's about a weird thing. Jamaica, they got a bobsled team. Yeah.

And I love it. And the ending is like just so much emotion in it, again, they don't get the title they lose, but they walk proudly with that thing, and then, look, it's about speeches, Any Given Sunday's got a great speech Rudy's got a great speech might be the greatest speech of all time

when he makes them look in the mirror and says what do you see? I see pride, I see power I see a badass mother who don't take no chances from nobody yeah again and then when he flips it back on him and he says you'll get your buckingham palace it's a beautiful thing when he validates his ambition it's lovely dude also yul brenner man good guy dude when they finally get their vibe going dude because leon's trying to be too much like the swiss and then yeah what's the fucking dude's name the fourth guy yeah he's like Doug? Yeah, he's like, that's not us, dog.

We got to be Jamaican. That's who we are. And then the next time they get up there, it's feel the rhythm. Feel the rhyme. It's Bob Stanton time. That line was a phenomenon. That line was a phenomenon. Feel the rhythm.

Feel the rhyme. It's so good. Movie kicks ass. Yeah, it's great. And John Candy's great in it. Yeah, I saw i saw he fucking cheated in like previous olympics dude so he's got some stank on him yeah you know it's just uh just adds a little bit to it that you don't see in every movie you know it's like oh man this guy fucked

up bad and he's looking for redemption too yeah it's great so this is so are we doing more than five because we're already at round four i think think we're doing... Should we just stick it to five? I could do six. All right, let's do six. There's so many sports. I'll do seven. Let's plug and chug. All right, six.

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now. Back to the show. Who's up? Chad's up Chad you're up you're in round let's go baby four daddy's getting into golf territory

daddy's getting into a fight an iconic swing it's all in the hips I'm going happy Gilmore yeah it's a nice pick yeah you got Chubbs

round four you got the freaking Q-tip looking guy you got I mean Shooter McGavin is there anyone i mean that's one of the most iconic characters of all time such a good bad guy yeah the best bad guy ever shoot ah he's just such an asshole yeah every time i put i'm fucking i lay down the finger pistol so some great lines shouldn't have been standing there yeah

wait is that the mini golf you stop looking at me clown yeah lee trevino and yeah dude fucking ben stiller's bob barker r.i.p oh yeah bob barker kicking his ass r.i.p dude yeah they won best fight and one of the best bad guys in the history of sports movies it's so good shooter's the all-time greatest yeah dude the guy in the the guy who hit some of the car always wants to go to Red Lobster Oh yeah, that weird dude That guy is great The love interest is so hot too

Modern family Oh yeah, modern family The fantasy when she comes out With the two pictures It's a double sports movie Because it's hockey too It's the big slap shot Hockey, yeah, I'm going to talk about it later because it's hockey, too. Oh, right, right. It's the big slap shot.

Hockey, yeah, I'm going to talk about it later, but it's my favorite sport. Besides surfing. Hockey? Yeah. To play. You got a hockey movie coming up? I don't know. Well, that's the thing with Happy Gilmore is you get hockey and golf.

Yeah, you get both. Yeah, yeah. He's wearing a Bruins jersey 90% of the movie. Yeah. Hell yeah. So that's my pick Hell yeah bro Okay Chris So it's

Oh fuck that's right Damn dude Round four So we are doing We're doing six We're doing six So you're gonna have two picks here So I got three picks left

Oh damn Two in a row And then Oh yes We are doing six. We're doing six, so you're going to have two picks here. So I got three picks left. Oh, damn. Two in a row, and then one in the ass. Shit, man. Let's see what Chris does here. Yeah, I'm trying to... This is a big pick. The thing is, I don't want to pick. It's close.

It's neck and neck right now. I don't want to... He's got to put pressure on it. I got to do it that's the sound I gotta go with the third movie in a series but it's kind of like a soft reboot

I'm going Creed which for my money is actually the best Rocky movie it gets everything you get Rocky but he has to be the mentor now you still get that Apollo 3. This is Creed. Creed the first one.

Oh, okay. Sorry. All right. Yeah. You get all the Apollo stuff because he has a weird relationship because he didn't know his dad, but then he becomes a mentee to Rocky who was best friends with him and was there when he died. And it just hits all the right notes.

Michael B.'s body and acting is phenomenal in it. friends with him and was there when he died and uh and it just hits all the right notes michael b's body and acting is phenomenal in it and uh i love the love interest i love the story with tessa thompson good training montages great fucking fight and i just love the movie i think it's like a perfect movie yeah i mean the way they weave in the existing uh mythology of rocky is insanely good and then i mean the way they they in the existing mythology of Rocky is insanely good. And then, I mean, the way they take iconic scenes, like you're like, okay, well, they can't beat like the flying high moment. And then the dirt bike stuff is awesome. It's like as fire you up as the original.

It does such a good job of being its own movie while still hearkening back to all the things that you love over five very different Rocky movies. They'll just pull pieces from them and just kind of infuse it in. And so I thought it was just like, I love the Rocky franchise so much. And I thought Creed, they just kind of brought it all together. It's the most rewatchable one for me of all those. Yeah, because it's modern. It's got pace to it. It's got good music.

And, dude, the speech at the end or not even speech but when he's like I'm calling the fight he's like don't do it I gotta prove it he's like proof what

he's like that I'm not a mistake yeah fuck man he's swinging a lot there Tessa Joe two and dude you're in pole position man Look, man. He's swinging a lot there. Tessa. Joe. Two.

And, dude, you're in pole position, man. He has the head that wears the crown. These are bare. I only have three picks left. You can pick the movie about your dong. Godzilla. All right, so this is the end of round four, beginning of round five. This is the end of round four, beginning of round five.

This is tough. It is tough, man. Are you more nervous than you thought you'd be doing this? No, I just am wondering now. I mean, I think the goal is to go to win. Yes. Instead of going particularly, you know. To honor yourself.

To honor near and dear to my heart. Yeah, that's always a difficult thing to kind of reconcile. But I think in the fourth round, being that this movie is still out there and the story behind it, to get this in the fourth round, I think, is a steal. So I'm going to take Miracle. Oh. Yeah. The USA hockey team upsetting the Russians in 1980. It's a great movie. Kurt Russell is the coach.

You know what? I'll be honest. I've never seen it all the way through. Really? Solid, baby. I watched it in English class, like parts of it. I think. Gavin O'Connor, good director.

I think to get that now at the end of the fourth round, I think is... It's a great movie. I think it's a steal in this draft. It's patriotic, which is nice. I'd like to see the comments on that, but I only have 8% battery. Yeah, what are the comments? I'm sure they're saying America, fuck yeah. Think about...

What are you going to say? I like the pick, but the thing about Miracle is it's kind of forgettable. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but people know that story. I mean, it's the greatest sports call in history. It's the greatest Russia-USA conflict dub that we got besides Rocky IV.

Your list is better than mine, but if I was to give it to you. But now your list has real personality to it. So it's a different kind of list. You went bold and you paved a new, like, you took a machete to the cornfield and started cutting your own path. Thanks. But, Joe, one more thing about miracle to give credence to it iconic moment who do you play for and they're all getting it wrong boston college

i play for providence minnesota who do you play for the united states of america yeah michael rizziani dude fuck yeah Why'd it take him so long Idiots dude Figure it out Russell Oh yeah Yeah Kurt Russell Yeah

Alright round five To kick off round five I still have like I feel like so many good ones yeah yeah it's getting hard now because now i'm like oh i only have two picks left well i think i think at this if i could give some advice i think at this stage you have a good list objectively so i think you got to go with things that you love. No, no, no. I think you gotta maintain the... You gotta go

heat, heat, heat. Or you'll lose it. Well, and I think this is also... Both. A good movie here. Chicago Bears made for TV movie? No. I mean, this is another movie that has Bill Murray in it.

Oh, dude, good pick. It also has the greatest athlete of all time. We're talking the original Space Jam. Oh. Starring Michael Jordan. Yeah, not what, there was something there that might have been sweeter. Yeah. Don't worry, I'll pick it.

I'll pick it in a couple minutes. I don't know what you're thinking, but. No, no, I'm going to pick that. Don't pick it because I'm going to pick it last. Space Jam in the fifth round, I think, is a solid pick. I like that movie a lot. But Aaron was so close to creaming, and then he's been blue-balled. But let's expound on the jam.

Larry's not white. Larry's clear. I think it's a... Huh? Bill Murray's line where he says, Larry's not white. Larry's clear. I don't know. I just like that movie a lot. It's a fun uh bill murray's line where he says larry's not white larry's clear i don't i just like that movie a lot it's a fun movie i like uh yeah you know all the nba stars of that era

were in you know like mugsy bogues and barkley was in it sean bradley larry johnson yeah i just say yeah it's and patrick bunny and i like the whole i like the whole reality to cartoon were you frustrated when they made the new space jam that they de-hotified the female bunny did they she was so hot i don't know but she wasn't smoking she wasn't as busty as she she wasn't smoking hot she was cute but she wasn't like she wasn't like jam bam welcome to the space jam no that's a good point but yeah no i like space jam i stand by the pick hell yeah dude chris uh i feel a bit lost. Yeah, you and me both, brother.

Yeah, I mean, I could honestly do like 10 rounds. Maybe we go 12. Like a boxing fight. You know what? I'm worried about JT taking the pick. So I'm going to do it. I wonder which one you're going to call. And I'm going to go Kingpin.

Damn it. That's the one I was thinking too. Fuck. The greatest bowling movie ever i was wondering about going do i want i was like do i want to go comedy right now do i want to go a better sport yeah i think but it's also got a lot of i was i was so close to picking kingpin woody harrelson randy quaid bill murray bill murray plays the bad guy i should have kicked what's that Aaron?

When you said Bill Murray That's what I Yeah I think that's what we all I was trying to I was hoping to get it last But after everything that went down I'll just take it here

In the five hole Yeah I should have just taken Bill Murray as Ernie McCracken One of the best bad guys ever He's so fucking funny in that movie Woody Harrelson Another Woody Harrelson movie He's popped up again Yeah I mean he's a genius It in that movie um woody harrelson another woody harrelson movie he's popped up again yeah he's a genius one of the funniest movies dude i gotta say too like the

i was thinking about that movie the other day like the structure of that movie is genius like the creativity of the movie he takes an amish kid he makes him a bowler he makes him a gambler but in the end he's the one who's got a bowl with a rubber hand the rubber man and then ernie mccracken one of the best bad guys of all time. Like his final line after he beats Woody Harrelson. It is official. Ernie McCracken is above the law. How do you feel after that?

I just didn't want to lose to a guy with no hand. You know? He's such an asshole. It's a beautiful movie. It's a beautiful, beautiful movie. Yeah. It's so funny the scene when they walk in for the final bowling thing and Randy Quaid playing an Amish guy goes wow

it's intimidating being the presence of such great athletes and it just cuts to a guy who's like fat just like eating a pizza and like some of it spills on his shirt it roasts bowling while still like being romantic about bowling and like yeah it's actually got it's got a lot of heart and it's so funny uh all right my pick yep all right i'm going with the holy trinity of the 90s i'm talking paul walker john boy great movie

james vander great movie let's go yeah i wanted to take that. Varsity Blues. Yeah, I wanted to pick that. I know. It's a great movie. There's so many good ones. I mean, it's just fantastic. Yeah, I know. Dude, the hits. The hits. Like, putting Foo Fighters hero behind I don't know high school kids look like this.

They just found some 240 pound stunt doubles to put on pads. Literally like jets flying at each other and hitting and flipping. It was like football sick. Yeah, there's so few tackles that don't end in a dude helicoptering. Yeah. It's awesome. It's like 95% of the tackles are like guys flipping. There's no gravity in Texas.

They're literally soaring at midfield like superheroes just banging. And there's something about just like a small town in Texas. You got trucks soaring at midfield like superheroes. Just banging. And there's something about just like a small town in Texas. You got trucks. West Canaan. You just got like you know, you just got all American dudes playing football. It's just, it's America. And I love that. And you know what it is too? It's dude, it's still anti-establishment

anti-authority because Moxon, he loves the good things that come from him. He loves the adoration. He loves the female attention. But at the end of the day, he sticks it to Kilmer. Yeah. The kid's going to brain.

He's got a brain on him. Fuck Kilmer. Fuck Kilmer, dude. If Kilmer said 24 minutes for the next, 48 minutes for the next 48 years of our lives, I'd say fuck that.

I'd say fuck that. He's a hero. He said, let's be heroes. Dude, at the end of the movie, like, the statue still stands because it was too heavy to move. And you're like, yeah. Well, how'd they get it there? He breaks his old's be heroes. Dude, at the end of the movie, the statue still stands because it was too heavy to move. And you're like, well, how'd they get it there?

He breaks his old man's nose. Oh, with a fucking pick. Come on, Johnny, you can do it. His mom, she's got a margarita in her hand. Yeah. Oh, the whipped cream bikini. Obviously pretty iconic. Oh, yeah, Ali Larder, so hot.

That was crazy. Saw her at a bar once Billy Bob you know what I think there's been some hiccups in the matrix I think I could steal this thing late so these are your last two picks no I got another pick because we're doing six

yeah I know this is the last of the fifth and then you start in the sixth I got five what do I got right now white man can't jump any given Sunday cool runnings is your four picks And then you start in the sixth. Yeah, because I got five. Okay, so what do I got right now? So you better... Four, White Man Can't Jump, Any Given Sunday, Cool Runnings is your four picks. That's a weak list, but I'm about to make it strong.

You got two picks here. That's a weak list, but I'm about to make it strong because there's a lot of chalk still on the board, and I won't even pretend to sell it. This is pure cynicism. I'm just going with the heavyweight title films that are still on the board that I think could round out my list

and make it a contender. Maybe not the champ, but Rocky Brave, I'll hold my head up high at the end of this contest. First, I'm going Hoosiers. Roger? Yeah, Hoosiers, yeah. According to most experts,

the greatest sports movie of all time has all the things you want a drunk dad an out-of-towner who's coming to shape up this small podunk team that's been overlooked by the big city cats it's got epic speeches big climactic moments uh a real life kind of more twisted reality that's been obfuscated by storytelling. And it's got D-Hop and Mr. Hackman. I mean, you can't get better than that at the top of your bill. So I'm going Hoosiers. And then for my sixth pick.

Yeah. Do I cater to Aaron and go with the natural? Which I have never seen. I've never seen. It looks so boring. It's good. That was the one you were thinking, right? Nope.

Okay. Well, I think me and Aaron might be thinking about the same thing. And a lot of you guys have overlooked a lot of these people. I mean, you can't bounce off Aaron. What are you trying to do here? No, I wasn't going to do the natural anyways. So we're bouncing off nothing. Yeah, but he said no.

So now you're like, oh, is it something else? Well, I think that was just me being theatrical. Oh, all right. Proceed. You don't want me to proceed. Yeah, no, I do. Because when I do, it's a league of their own. Oh, let's go.

Yes, there it is. Great move. A league of Their Own You can't say a bad word about that movie He hates it because it's chicks No, I think there's other movies out Is it six holes? It's the last round

Aaron's a value fanatic He's going to love that in the six hole It's great It's a great movie I didn't see that coming Sibling Rivalry, World War II, Tom Hanks. Racine, Wisconsin. And Joe, you know what it sounds like you're doing right now?

And look, I've been a little extra the whole time, but I've got to bring it to you right now. You're crying a little bit. And guess what, buddy? There's no crying in Draft. I'm not crying. Yeah, you're probably not. Chad. Oh, it're probably not. Chad.

Oh, it's back to me. Do you want more on A League, Aaron? I just think it's one of the best sports movies of all time. I think it should have been earlier, but I appreciate that it got picked at all. I mean, it is ladies. Yeah, Madonna, Rosie. It's easy to overlook. It's so good fuck i

should have taken that earlier stupid uh last pick yeah am i at five yeah okay all of a sudden my list is looking kind of robust if you look at my list backwards it's perfect uh you know what No one Does anyone have any basketball in here No dude just pick it I did space shit And Hoosiers I'm gonna go with He Got Game

Oh yeah That's a beautiful movie He Got Game You got Denzel in there I think you got a great list now Yeah Denzel in there. I think you got a great list now. Yeah, Denzel and what's his name? Ray Allen. Ray Allen, dude.

Jesus. Ray Shuttlesworth. Yeah. Remember one time we were doing Locals Only and Jay Washington? So I didn't realize that, what's the joke? Spike Lee, they're called Spike Lee Joints. Yeah, it's a Spike Lee Joint. What did I call it?

That's what they call the movies yeah yeah i think he's like tell him i'm in the movie like is it like shy whatever shy whatever the shy rack i'm like yeah he's in spike lee's the joint oh and i was like you honky the white guy on earth yeah uh but yeah i mean, he got game. Great movie. I mean, Denzel is just fantastic. I think it's one of his best performances of all time because he's playing kind of an unlikable dude. Yeah. But he's like a convict.

He's an alcoholic. He killed his wife. He's being selfish with his son. You say all those things. You're like, why am I watching this dude? Well, it's Denzel. He'll make you care. It's Denzel.

And Spike Lee. It's killer combat. And it's got some... It's a good story. It's a five. And Spike Lee. It's killer combat. And Ray Allen. It's a good story. And it's got fun shit in there where he bangs two porn stars and dunks on people. Their game is really good when they play one-on-one. Makes you want to get on the court, too. Hell yeah.

Chris Dolboff. I kind of want to... Fuck. God, this is tough now Last pick If you would have picked kingpin You would have been the king It would have been over

I don't know what I was waiting for I thought maybe you guys wouldn't pick it I guess I can't tell you what to do There's an obvious pick there But I can't tell you what to do There's an obvious pick there, but I can't tell you what to do. There's an obvious pick for sure. It can't be more obvious, to be quite honest.

Come on, man. What? I'm thinking. Hold on. You're right. You're right. You're right. Come on.

Yes. Fuck. All right. fuck alright I'm gonna go with the karate kid that was it oh wow yeah I didn't even think of that Aaron is that the one you were thinking

nope that's bad I'm just saying. No, it's a great pick. Yeah, we didn't think of karate. No, that was on my list. But I already had Rocky IV, so I already had a combat movie. I know, and this brings me to two combat movies, but whatever. I was going to have to double up on a sport.

I mean, you're talking about maybe the best movie of all time. The thing about The Karate Kid is it might be the best movie of all time. It's high school. He's getting bullied. miyagi what a dude teaches him how to kick ass but he doesn't but first he teaches him you know how to it's a process you know he's got his way of teaching daniel sun how to be a better person and what comes along with it is also the skills to kick ass. But he's still kind of an underdog when they go, what's the tournament called?

The All Valley. All Valley, like, correct. The Kudai Top? Yeah, Valley. You know, you got the famous, the dude just has his knee taken out by the evil sensei. And then Johnny Lawrence is told to sweep the leg, which is so fucked up.

Casting on all the bullies. They all look like douches. And then he got the crane. Iconic. Elizabeth Shue, great performance. It's just a beautiful movie. Yeah. I feel good about it. It's a great last pick.

There's been great last picks. Actually, our last picks are all like first-round picks. Who's going to be Mr. Irrelevant? That's what they call the last pick in the draft. Right? This is the last pick. Take us home, Joe. Aaron, I've got Rudy.

Rudy, the Sandlot, Major League, Miracle, Space Jam. All right, I need a big one here. There's three that I have left. Dude, your list fell off hard, bro. Oh, it didn't? It kind of did, yeah. Once you got to Miracle and Space Jam, like... What are you talking about? Miracle's a great movie.

Yeah, but the thing is... Miracle's a good movie. Space Jam made Miracle a worse pick somehow. No. That's fair. But I just say stuff like that No but I want a big pick here And I have three on my list

Just say them Because nobody's going to steal it No I know but I don't want I don't want to be coaxed So this is the last pick Six round And Aaron's saying there's an obvious one out there Oh yeah There's an obvious one out there. Oh, yeah.

There's an obvious one in this room. In this room? What the fuck? I'm playing I Spy now. This is fun. It's Magic Mind. It's crazy. It's in the room?

Yeah. Mango cart? Exactly. Mango cart. Yeah. Is it an skate thing oh oh no wimbledon i saw the dodgers hat and i was like yeah not there should be better tennis movies out there oh you're talking about the one that the jersey chris is wearing yeah no i'm, I'm not going to pick Goop. Oh, yeah.

A little bit. Well, why didn't you pick it? I'm not picking it. I'm not picking that. Karate Kid was still there. I think Slapshot's better. Slapshot is better. I love Goop.

I love Goop. It's a wonderful movie. Wait, we're going to win this for Joe. All right. Joe's about to brick this. Okay. About what I... Okay.

Oh, right. I didn't look down. I was like, is that the LA Dodgers hat? Look, I love Doug, right. I didn't look down. I was like, the L.A. Dodgers hat? Look, I love Doug Lyle. Like Coach Carter? Coach Carter is a solid... All right, now here's... Rounders?

Okay, here's the thing. Casino Royale. Now, all right. Now, I like this pick. I mean, I think one of these movies should have been chosen. What are people's guesses? So choose it. Out of the Mighty Ducks franchise.

Oh, this is a good last pick. So what I'm going to do is, now I really do like that first one. I really do. I think it's great. Yeah. But I'm leaning towards D2. That's the correct answer. The Mighty Ducks.

Yeah, that's the one that I want. I like that. In that one, they're all together now. Adam Banks is already in there. They've got these other people from all across the country. Kenan Thompson. Yeah, Kenan Thompson. And then they're playing for America.

They go to L.A. They go up against big, bad Iceland. I just feel like it's number one but bigger, and the bad guys are better. Dude, I've got to say, number one doesn't even exist to me. So my last pick is D2, the Mighty Ducks. I think that rounds out a pretty solid draft. I was between

D2 and The Karate Kid, and I went with The Karate Kid. You know what else I had on my list? What? I had The Program. Great movie. Why didn't we pick it? You should have. Alvin Mack, dude? And then the other one I had was the other one, a better Denzel. I'm kind of a Latimer of this podcast.

A better Denzel Washington sports movie is The Hurricane. No, that's not better. That's not better than he got game. Yeah, it is. It's a great story. Real life issue with that movie. What? I think he did it.

No, he didn't. I think he did it. I Wikipedia'd that shit one day. What was this? Ruben Carter. It's a story about a boxer who was like unfairly imprisoned when he was like one of the top middleweights in the country. The fucking cops were after him.

I just remember one day I was like, let me Wikipedia this shit. I was like, he doesn't seem super innocent. The cops definitely did some... He had been in some trouble, but not murder. You know what it was? It was like the Hollywoodification too, where they're like, oh yeah, he got thrown out of school his like teacher tried to molest him and he like hit the teacher and like the real story i think he's he like stabbed some dude and i was like well that's different yeah out of my list not that not that there should be unfair you know

processes of justice but i was like all right dude one thing we did again there's uh racing movies days of thunder rush well that's what i'm saying we could do it like do we do it do we do six more rounds damn we could uh you're right here's something i want i was thinking about bending i gotta hop on the live and see what they're saying we on the zoom you brought it up i said no because i this was yeah yeah yeah this was what i was thinking though yeah i said no oh right gladiator no that's what i said no i know but that's what i was thinking no way oh so that was what I was thinking though I said no Gladiator No that's what I said No way

Whoa that's crazy that I knew that's what you were thinking Yeah yeah I think that would have been a great one Feel the Dreams would have been a good one Feel the Dreams is a snooze fest The best part about Feel the Dreams is when the one lady At the town hall is like You know why

he doesn't come outside? Because he masturbates. That's the only part of the movie where I'm like, this is a good movie. Someone said, Joe is the Thanos

of the sports movie draft. Wow, high respect. What, you lose in the end? The other thing about Field of Dreams, there's not a ton of sports in it. No, it's all waxing

philosophical. I wanted to pick sports movies that had sports scenes in them. The chat was very heavy on the Big Lebowski and it's like, it's all waxing philosophical i wanted to pick sports movies that had sports scenes in the chat the chat was very heavy on the big lebowski and it's like it's not no i thought about no it's not it's not it's not a genre dude the bowling is in the back uh tin cup is a great one another kevin costner renee russo they've both been on the they've both been on people's list for other movies and they're both great in that the replacements people were people were the replacements is such a good one miles and miles

of heart the chat's big on d2 closing it out oh yeah that was a great one man that was a great one i fucking am mad i missed oh ford versus ferrari that yeah that's no way that's a good racing movie i like i like days of thunder more it's sillier it's and it's and it's not as long here's the thing that that race isn't that big of a deal at the end because he wins by like a ton no and i mean that race isn't a big deal period period like no one cares about lamans or whatever blue crush blue crush yeah blue crush didn't do a surfing movie nor sure raging bull the raging bull is crazy that none of us picked it but honestly that movie is is such an Oscar movie

that I don't think of it as a rousing. Because I kind of want rousing in my sports movies unless it's a comedy. No, there's certain emotions you want them to drudge with. I wanted to take Varsity Blues, but I couldn't decide between that and the program. What about Bring It On? Bring It On is a great movie.

And it's competition. Little Giants? Yeah, Little Giants giants here's a huge one the fighter rookie the fighter then the wrestler bend it like the wrestler i don't do because like is sports entertainment warrior warriors again little giants uh red belt jt red belt's an amazing movie but i don't really call that uh it's barely a sports movie i mean that genre of like rookie the year angels in the outfield little big league i got cool i liked all those you know it's barely a sports movie. I mean that genre of like Rookie of the Year, Angels in the Outfield, Little Big League. I got cool. I liked all those

movies. You know what's also good? Disney original movies, Brink, Johnny Tsunami. People thought you were going to pick Johnny Tsunami. I thought you might have too. Angels in the Outfield. I love that. It's a great movie. King Richard I thought was great. It's a good movie. Basketball. Basketball.

Basketball doesn't... It's still funny, but it's... I definitely laughed way harder when I was... A bunch of this I could see. I kept seeing Murderball. Murderball's a documentary. I didn't do any doc. I didn't do any doc.

Who Dreams is a really good doc. Who Dreams, When We Were Kings. There's so many good sports. All the 30 for 30s. The Waterboy? Yeah, Waterboy. Murderball is sick though it's due to

I wouldn't water boy is funny but I would not put it in a sports movie is the water boy funny would you guys put like foxcatcher it is but

no fuck no that's not even a movie I don't even call foxcatcher a movie that was very disappointing bad news bears great

I tried to watch that today yeah so I did some research I had major league on I'm jealous you got that pick I turned it off before my brother got there. I was like, this movie still fucking rips. I watched half of Hoosiers and half of Bad News.

Bad News Bears is amazing. It's so funny. But it just didn't crack my top six. Breaking Away, if you like cycling. Dude, I should have picked that. That's such a good movie. I really wanted to get a comedy in there. I think I got too many comedies.

I do love Goon. Doug Glatt, 69, Let's Go. Not enough to pick it. Well, I still like it. It's tough. It's great. It's super funny. It just doesn't have a huge cultural legacy.

Plus, I already went Caddyshack and Kingpin. I didn't feel like going comedy again. You had comedy covered for sure. North Dallas 40. Against All Odds? Is that the Tom Cruise one where he plays corner? No, I mean that's all the right moves. That's all the right moves.

I think a lot of people hate on it, but I like Ab Sandler's Longest Yard. Yeah, I like that. I enjoy it. I wouldn't be in this draft. That's why I watched that one too, the original. Yeah, I've never seen the original. In the movie, he slams his old lady up against the wall and throws her to the ground. I was like, disqualified.

I mean, if you really count sport, could you have included rounders in this? I mentioned rounders. I thought about that. Color of Money, a little billiards action. What was that one billiards movie that wasn't? I consider those games. Yeah. Oh, Pool Hall Junkies.

Yeah, I wouldn't include that. We should just talk about the program for a while, though. Bro. Blood Sport. Yeah, Latimer. Blood Sport, the Kumite. Oh, but... Yeah, I thought about all the combat ones.

I didn't consider that a... It's a competition. I mean, it's... It's a competition. I think you could have. Yeah, you could have. It could have been a late round. Stick It, dude.

Gymnastics. Good movie. Stick It fucking rules, dude. I got to got the right to bear arms for love of the game it was great beautiful

love of the game Sam Raimi yeah Sam Raimi doing another sports movie you know what my favorite scene from that is

is when the center fielder who got laughed at because the ball bonked off his head when he's going to go laugh to the media about it and then Costner's like

don't let him make a joke out of you oh dude um that seems great yep teen wolf yeah probably the greatest that might be the best sports scene of all time win in the end we're gonna win in the end slap shot slap shot so slap shot what about dude like what about like out cold grind What about Out Cold, Grind, Aspen Extreme? Dude, Out Cold. Great movie.

Surf's Up is a legit great movie. That's probably the best surfing movie is Surf's Up. Surf's Up, Grind. Is Grind the one with Sheckler? Is any of that one? Sheckler's in it. He has a cameo. What's the Supercross?

Great one. Motocross. Motocross. Motocross is really good. Is that Mike Vogel? Yeah. No, no, no. The Disney original one. He's in Motocross. He's. Dude. Is that Mike Vogel? Yeah. No, no, no. The Disney original one.

He's in Motocross. He's in Supercross is that one. Motocross is the Disney one. Oh, I like Supercross. You like Super with the brothers? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's Vogel. That's the Vogel one.

A lot of people are saying Dodgeball. I don't really. Nah. Dude, Real Steel. Geeks. Solid boxing. Solid play on Rocky It's just

They're all robots That is sick Talladega Nights No Rollerball Is Fast and Furious A bend? No

I mean, so Yes, a bend Or like you're saying No, it doesn't work It doesn't work Alright, so what? Friday Night Lights We never talked about

The movie The show is just so much better Bend It Like Beckham Great movie great white hype dude snow dogs uh what i tanya i tanya no i like blades of glory if i'm going uh if i'm going a ice skating movie yeah hardball cutting edge hardball that's a good thing that's it now we're talking baby g now we're talking yeah yeah along you Now we're talking. Dude, yeah. Yeah, along. You want those tears. And I like crying during that movie.

The movie I didn't like crying during, Million Dollar Baby, dude. The storm is over. Someone said Ladybugs with Rodney James. Oh, love that one. Never back down. Good movie. Oh, never back down, yeah. Sugar.

That's a legit good movie. So what happens now? Settle this. All right, let's do a recap. Love him basketball. Joe. Yes. Joe went first. He's got Rudy, The Sandlot, Major

League, Miracle, Space Jam, D2, The Mighty Ducks 2. Chris has Bull Durham, Remember the Titans, Caddyshack, Creed, Kingpin, Karate Kid. Whoa. Chad has Rocky, Jerry Maguire, Moneyball, Happy Gilmore, Varsity Blues,

He Got Game. It's solid. It's solid. JT rounds it out with Rocky IV, White Man Can't Jump, Any Given Sunday, Cool Runnings, Hoosiers, A League of Their Own. Yeah, I mean, those are pretty good lists. Yeah, they're all good. They all got a little shaky and they all finished out pretty strong.

Well, that's the thing if you get six, too. I'm about to get boned here. I can feel it. I mean, you do have two movies that have very little sports in them. Yeah, I'm getting boned. Yeah. No one's a full turd, but I do have to make some hard choices. Who's half a turd?

Dude, you're sticking in my ass, Aaron. All right, last place. Last place, definitely. Sorry, Chad. Yeah, yeah. You got some great picks my ass, Aaron. All right, last place. Last place, definitely. Sorry, Chad. Yeah, yeah. You got some great picks on there, though. Happy Gilmore Varsity Blues. Not last.

Rocky, obviously, is a top-notch number one. Yeah. But you go Moneyball, you know you're going down. Yeah. You know, I wasn't playing for the judge on this one. I was playing for me. And this is my, you know, I'm comfortable losing this one. And I will ride Moneyball, you know, freaking right until the end.

Keep riding it. The A's are the worst team in baseball. I mean, the A's are lame, but, you know, it's not lame. Brad. Brad. Brad's not lame. Is that his only sports movie, too? Oh, no, dude, he's in a cross-country movie

with ricky schroeder from the 80s called across the tracks oh wow really so the chat was saying snatch for boxing but uh yeah which one for box snatch well snatches this chat is out of control man they are they're a little there's like two boxing scenes in the hole the three yeah pulp fiction's a sports movie too. Well, that's like I was going to joke about like Step Up, you know, dancing. Step Up. Sudden Impact with Jean-Claude Van Damme. Hockey movie.

Yeah, it's a hockey movie. Sudden Death. Sudden Death, sorry. The fan we could have done. That's a sports movie. Playing God with David Duchovny. They go to a Lakers game in that movie alright playing God's a deep cut no blind side

topical that's a hot one alright in third place third place. Yep. Third place, I'm going to have to go. I like the twists and turns this list takes. I really do.

Thank you. But I don't think you start first pick with another film from a franchise that's just been picked. See, I thought that was a smart move. Yeah. I think you could have got it later, too, which is, you know, obviously. But I like the list. I still like the list,

but I got to make some hard choices. No, I understand. I understand. JT's in third. But you don't think Rocky IV is the number one pick? No. No. Rocky IV, bro? I do.

Bro, I've been in other countries, in bars, and you know what was on the TV? Rocky IV, bro? I do. Bro, I've been in other countries in bars, and you know what was on the TV? Rocky IV? Local TV. No, Rocky IV. I swear to God, I was in Costa Rica in a small town in a bar, and they're just bumping Rocky IV.

And you want to know, everybody was glued to the TV, even though it had no volume. They were all watching it because everybody knew all the lines, so they were just saying it. That's how much that movie travels. Oh, you lost.

But I do feel like it was a 30. I finished strong. You did. You did. Absolutely. It's not a bad list. Don't get me wrong. I just have to make some tough choices.

Yeah. Yeah. You know, any given Sunday is insane, but also good. Like, it's got some classic scenes in it. So what can you do? And white men can't jump. Great pick. All right. This is really coming down to it. scenes in it so what can you do and white men can't jump great pick uh

all right this is really coming down to it um i think well i'm just gonna say who i think, interesting. I think this draft goes to Chris Parr. No! No! It does not! No! It does not!

Oh, my God! It does not! Oh, my God! Aaron is a cool, smart guy. Aaron is a... Wow! I mean, fuck! Believe me, it's taken everything in my soul to be like,

you didn't pick the shirt you're wearing as one of your picks. But I'm wearing the shirt. I mean, I bookended it with Rudy and D2. Wait, so does it come down to that kingpin thing? No, but I think that's a great movie and a funny movie, I think. But if Joe goes kingpin over Space Jam, does Joe have the title right now? I don't know. I feel like Major League's better than the Sandlot.

I feel like that should have been flipped. But he got both of them. He did get both. He's big on order. I do. Yeah, I think because the order, you show the respect to the one that's higher, obviously. My only disagreement with that is sometimes you're also playing

the people you're playing against. You've got to draft stuff in certain places because other people will grab it. Maybe. What was the deciding? Joe's pissed. I think Space Jam for me is pretty weak. For me. I agree.

Let's see what they think out there. I think we need speeches from second place. What were Chris's picks again? Bull Durham, Remember the Titans, Caddyshack, Creed, Kingpin, Karate Kid. I don't think you can argue against them. I don't know. I mean, Karate Kid and Creed. Creed's a little too new.

But people love it. It's a good movie. What are the people online saying? Yeah, Joe's like, it's got to be all pre-1970. It makes a better movie they go joe yeah i mean the people's champ they're the poll they did 62 votes joe won 37 chris 33 chad 14 jt 14 so that's insane sorry guys hey thanks i mean i think major league in the sandlot back to back was big.

I think Major League might be the best. Kingpin's the only one I regret not doing. Major League, great catch, but they don't ever fucking do it again. Don't ever fucking do it again. I mean, I think this is the one where it's really very neck-and-neck. Yeah, it's super neck-and-neck. Yeah. Wait, so what was the percentage difference?

They're both fireless. Four percent. It was 37% for Joe, 33% for my brother? Yeah. How many votes is that? That's just a couple, right? 62. Out of 62 votes.

Oh, wow. Yeah, I mean, that's one vote, basically. Yeah. That's one or two votes. Yeah. Yeah, that's cool. Shit, man. Hell yeah, dude. this was fucking sick that was fun thanks guys yes good stuff yes maybe in your face way to go chris babes and legends we just walk yeah are we getting out of here? Is that what you're saying? We've only done an hour and 20, so it's up to you guys.

Oh, really? Yeah. We burned through those. Or do we do three more rounds? No. All right, all right. What if we do this? What if we do this?

We've already done that on our own mentions. We can't do more. Yeah, we already. What if we start doing a little dessert draft? On the spot? On the spot. I like it we do best sports movie actor or actress of all time just one just one okay yeah let's end with that let's odds are evens best sports movie all right one two three shoot last pick fuck what's the dub one

two three shoot oh third pick why not go backwards from how i judged it it's gonna kind of go that way anyway it's looking that way yeah yeah it might actually happen yes bang Oh my god, that's amazing. Reverse order? I mean, except me and Joe are swapped. So I got a pick now. Who's the best sports movie actor of all time? Dude, for me, it comes down to two. Or actress. Or actress.

That's tough, man. You know what? For me, it's super obvious. Yeah, I know. It's a weird category. It's easy. This is a layup. This might, it's super obvious. Yeah, I know. It's a weird category. It's easy. It's easy. This is a layup.

This might be the easiest pick of all time, Kevin Costner. Yeah. Yeah. Costner, Field of Dreams. The holy trinity of movies. Field of Dreams of baseball movies. Field of Dreams, For Love of the Game, Bull Durham. Plus Tin Cup.

Plus Tin Cup. Plus that fucking... Plus he was a coach in like a movie about 10 cup. And he's believable. Plus he was a coach in like a movie about kids running. He's done it all. And in Yellowstone, he's fucking doing shit. Yeah, he's doing Yellowstone. He's doing a bunch of fucking shit.

Not shit. Well, that's like whoever got the first pick was going to... It's smart. It's a way to win that. Well, let's go through it. Who you got? Yeah, let's not give it away yet. I'm going Bill Murray. Oh! You got Caddyshack. He's in Kingpin. Yeah.

Caddyshack. Space Jam. Space Jam. I'm looking up... He likes to golf. He loves baseball. Caddyshack. Kingspin. What else is he in? I mean, like, that's a lot.

He's in any given Sunday. Plays the wide receiver. Coming in mad with Braves. Some drag sports action and meatballs. Oh, yeah, meatballs ends in, like, a thing. They're running. Royal Tenenbaums has tennis. For sure.

Good pull. He's athletic as shit in that movie. Yeah, dude. I mean, the thing is, there's only so many sports movies Bill Murray's going to be in. Well, yeah. You're too.

Well, there's a weird topic. There's only a couple people that have been in multiple sports. But here's the thing. There's other ways to look at it because instead of picking someone who's been in a bunch of movies, pick someone who's athletic

that could be good in a bunch of sports movies. No, it has to be someone that was in a movie that exists already. It doesn't have to be anything other than what it has to be that you think it should be. Well, all right. You can't do a hypothetical.

What do you mean, who would be good in a movie? I don't know what you can do. Hypothetically, you could. That's not what this is. That's fair. Is it my pick? I guess.

Yeah, but it's yours. Kevin Costner, Bill Murray. Okay. Best actor or actress in a sports movie. This is stupid. I'm just going to pick something dumb now. No, respect the draft. Robert De Niro and the fan.

No, I don't want that. That's not a bad pick, though. Well, if you get Robert De Niro and the fan. No, I don't want that. That's not a bad pick, though. Well, if you get Robert De Niro, you also get Raging Bull. Yeah, because they did that classic thing with him and that where they do this for everybody who's ever played a boxing person. They're like, he could have been a real boxer. Right. Yeah, no, I don't want to pick that.

I wanted to take... There's an obvious pick. It's one of the most obvious picks of all time. Emilio Estevez Michael Clark Duncan No I'm gonna say No no no He's fucking huge

No no no You know what I'm gonna do He plays a running back in the island He plays a clone of a running back In the movie The Island I'm gonna do Joshua Jackson Captain on

Mighty Ducks Yeah what's his name in the movie? Or I could've done Charlie Conway Or I could've done I was thinking maybe Adam Sandler too. Yeah, that's a good one. I'm down to. Dude, Hustle.

Hustle was good. I didn't mention Hustle. For me, it's either Adam Sandler or Denzel. Yeah, Denzel. Yeah, that's good. So do you go for an athlete or do you go for Denzel? Exactly. Bro, because obviously Denzel is pretty good at basketball,

but Sandler might be better. Sandler can hoot. Sandler might just have like, because obviously Denzel's pretty good at basketball But Sandler might be better Sandler can hoot Sandler might just have like Because what, he's got Happy Gilmore Longest Yard The Waterboy The Hustle The Waterboy Oh, Will Ferrell's also

Dude, Will Ferrell's done like 10 sports Yeah, he can do Will Ferrell He's done soccer, he's done ice skating He's done basketball NASCAR NASCAR. NASCAR. Talladega Knights.

So who are you going for? Oh, fuck. And I got one more draft after this. But you're also a semi-pro. It comes back to Woody. You can do Woody, White Man Can't Jump, Kingpin. I don't fucking know, dude. Yeah, we don't know.

I'll go Denzel. Aaron? I mean, I'll go Denzel. Aaron? I mean, I have to pick a winner here? No. What were our four choices again? Costner. Guys, we're losing. This is a bad idea.

No, he doesn't need to pick a winner. Joshua Jackson. The wheels are coming off, dude. The wheels are coming off. Yeah, then it's Costner. What's your next draft idea? Well, I don't know because it feels like we're losing momentum for it, but I was going to say best love interest in a sports movie. Oh, come on.

No, it's a bad idea. It's a bad idea. I know, I got it. Best sport to make movies about. This could just be discussion. And Woody's got played to the bone. Oh, that's a good call

Banderas Ron Shelton I was gonna say best boobs cameo maybe this shouldn't be drafty maybe this should just be discussion

what sport provides the best movies it's probably fighting right boxing I think boxing football I think baseball

might be better than football I don't know because football I think is kind of tough football it's tough to get the football scenes right.

Because they've got to hit. Yeah, and they're just like, yeah, I'd put baseball above football. So you go boxing, then baseball? Yeah, I think boxing is fair. Boxing's so dramatic. Yeah. And then it's number three. And you only have to, it's just easier because you just have to, one person, and then whoever's

in their orbit. So what's better, basketball or football? In movies? Yeah. Probably football movies. Probably football. More. All right.

You know what? Also, there's a pretty good movie that we didn't mention. It was The Sixth Man. Oh, yeah. With Kadeem Hardison. And Marlon Wayans. Yeah. Like Mike.

Dude, like Mike is crazy. Bro, honestly, I got a curveball bend. Magic Mike. Oh, like Mike is crazy. Bro, honestly, I got a curveball bend. Magic Mike. Oh, yeah. It's not a sport. Are they in Tampa? They're in Tampa. They're in Tampa, but they want to get to Miami.

I feel like Tampa's my city. Tampa hits, dude. Dude, on the golf? It's Miami with country music. Yeah, dude. I almost went there one time. Best boob cameo. Halle Berry and Swordfish.

Oh, that's a good category. Yeah. Which one am I doing? Now we're getting nasty here. Dude, I might do He Got Game with those two chicks who double-teamed Ray Allen.

I'll go Salma Hayek from Dust Till Dawn. Oh, nice, dude. Okay, okay. They're not out. They're not out. We're sports. That's Deserato. Worst sports movie of all time. Wor, okay. They're not out. They're not out. Desperado.

Worst sports movie of all time. It's so tough. Like what's like, I never watched Thunderball, but that looked like crap. Maybe one of the ones like the way back. Thunderball's a Bond movie. Oh, Rollerball. Thunderstruck was the great one. Rollerball is like the worst.

Chris Klein. Dude, y'all forgot, dude. Y'all forgot maybe the best movie of all time. And a huge addition to Will Smith's or not Will Smith, sorry. To Wesley Snipes' sports oeuvre.

Chris, you should have got it. It's on my list. This is a future sport dude future because because rollerball and future sport they make up a sport right and that's what's sick about it and in future sport it's the sport that everybody plays in the future okay and they gotta throw a ball into a thing but then like if you hold the if you hold the ball for too long you hold the ball for too long it electrocutes you but sometimes guys score even while they're getting electrocuted and it's called riding the lightning dude do people die in rollerball yeah yeah but that's like because they like fuck with the they decide to

do it as a way to like boost ratings Oh, right, right, right. Kicking and screaming? I never watched it all the way through. I like, as far as Will Ferrell sports movies go, I think I end up watching Blades of Glory the most. Yeah, it's funny. Joe, how do you feel after your first draft? Good, yeah, it was cool. I'd like to do another one.

Do you feel like, were you more nervous than you anticipated? No, I wasn't nervous. You were nervous? To talk about movies, sports movies? No, I wasn't nervous. But when you were making your picks, did you find that your brain was spinning more quickly

than normal? No, not really. I don't know. I second-guess picks. He doesn't seem to second- any of us well no i the kingpin one i wish i would have snagged i wish i would have snagged that one that was the only one that i was like i wish i had that back should we trade picks i don't want to lose yeah no i i won so like no i don't want to but like it's your show so should we

what what are you drunk now off those mango no i only had two it looks like you got there's three cans there. But this one, look, feel it. Should we cap it? I think we're good. I feel like we've run out of steam a little bit. Yeah, it's almost 10 o'clock. Shout out Reg, dude. Thanks for this jersey, baby.

Who gave you that? Reggie. Oh, nice. For my 30th. Guys. Joe, thank you for joining. Yeah, thank you for having me it's a pleasure having it's great to be uh on this draft you were great joe you almost got the dub yeah chris congrats thanks guys appreciate that i think you might be i think you're the leader all time oh wow most dubs all

time i don't know i think you might. Damn, yeah, that's pretty cool. Thank you, Aaron. Couldn't have done it without you. Yeah. We'll be back with another draft. We'll be back with Strider, and then we'll see who gets knocked off the next one. Do we know what the next one is?

Yeah. No, we could decide right now. Do you guys have any ideas? So does that mean you're off since you lost? No, we don't. I think, is the next one elimination? We do one more. The next one, it's every other one's an elimination.

Oh, isn't that convenient? Okay. I don't know, another category of movies or? I think we're going to draft best drinks. Oh. Oh, like cocktails or just like? Period, anything fluid oh interesting just period interesting milk that's the giver of life yeah exactly where would you be without it dude

um okay i mean it might not be that let's see what's uh i mean we did best cities do we do best cities in the u.s yes could do best cities in the world yeah the tough one with that is like i just haven't been that many places and yeah it's tough be fun to do a food what about i want to step on we do top top names gunner dude just names in general just period best names

how about top businesses of all time like genre of business like skate shop versus like smoke shop or is it like GE versus like smoke shop or is it like uh like ge versus like city bank yeah i think i think that or city group rather yeah all right let's do that let's do top s&p 500 skate so you top four off the s&p bro i don't mind you i might hurt mind hurting some fields Top commodities Fuck dude

Do you need to get more financials? I gotta go gold It's just so sad Dude you're not gonna go Doge? Is Doge still I don't know Hey somebody let me know If Doge is still around

And how it's going To the moon dude To the moon maybe I'm investing in top planets i'm investing in crypto zoo what's that logan paul logan paul's doing it oh sick that guy knows yeah he's smart uh they're saying furniture condiments coolest mountains coolest mountains dude um i mean condiments listen to joe code for for condiments. Oh, is that what you're doing right now?

Well, I mean, I do brackets. It's not so much a draft. It's completely different. What about elements? I mean, that's huge. Like on the periodic table copper and stuff cartoons cartoon uh oh best weapons top four weapons of all time oh hell yeah dude you have nukes swords would you be able to just do you have to be more specific than gun, right? Yeah, I think you have to do a specific gun.

And specific swords, maybe? Yeah, yeah, because you could do a katana versus a broadsword. I got a controversial one. Top four presidents. Ooh. That'd be a fun one. Dude, I like that one. And then you get into some deep cuts.

Yeah, I like that one a lot. should we do top four presidents yeah us right yeah just checking dude wanted to see how deep my research i like that one a lot yeah i'm going with my yeah you can tell it's a good one big joe Number one, dude. Can you imagine him on your draft thing of him just... And then I don't want to offend anyone, so I'm going to go Biden, then Trump. Then Trump, dude. Dude, top four presidents, I like that. I think we go top four presidents. And it gets competitive, because how many are there right now?

There's 50... I think we're at like 50... No, it's 46. 46? Yeah. So 46, there's 50. I think we're at like 50. 70? No, it's 46. 46? Yeah. So 46, there's not that many. That's not a lot. So you'll have to do some deep cuts and you'll have to do some research.

Yeah. Fuck. I wonder, dude. Dude, I got some sleeper picks, though, for president, bro. I know. I got some. Like Abraham Lincoln. You guys ever heard of a little guy named George Washington?

I got a feeling he's going to. Another sleeper pick, George Washington. And with my fourth pick,ard fillmore yeah who's taking uh i wonder how like like what era all the guys will be in you know and strider will rip shit at that oh yeah joe do you want to tell us who your favorite president is before we sign off no No. But do you have one? No, I don't have one. Of all time? Just like, who's the first one that pops into your head

when you think president? Probably George Washington, just because he was the first. Yeah, that tracks. But you don't like George Washington. I didn't know him. I mean, I think it's cool that he founded the country, though. I didn't know him. I mean, I think it's cool that he founded the country, though.

If I don't know him, I can't speak to his character. No, but I mean, it's a good rule to have, like, in life. I mean, I think that's a great name, George Washington. A lot of cool things named Washington. All right, well, tune back in. We'll do the top four presidents of all time. So will that be a draft? Yeah Guys thank you for joining

Thanks so much Love the live chat And Chris good to see you Yeah you too man Yeah congrats Chris Thanks guys Good draft Good draft

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