Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 320 - Is this THE END? Classic Solo

Episode Date: December 6, 2023

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What's going on, Stokers of stoke nation this is chad kroger coming in with the going deep chat jt podcast i'm here with my compadre jean thomas what up boom clap stokers and we're here with uh aaron solo app yeah we're supposed to have guys on here but they have covid um other people are sick it's just that time of year it is that's dude december yeah this is when people get jacked up yeah you know when we got covid this is two christmases ago it's pretty fun best christmas of my life dude saw nobody i'd always wanted to do like a solo christmas i was like then i did that i was like i was like oh fuck i'm a little bit lonely yeah no you do get sad but it's but i get like uh i almost lost my mind last

christmas me and my girlfriend had to cut a trip short i mean we just found out we were pregnant and stuff so we were grappling with a lot but um i lose my mind every christmas yeah i grew up my parents used to fight a lot during the holidays so for me it's a time of of uh conflict it's extreme stress but i'm also a bitch yeah well because my brother has no issues with it right yeah so my family we go to wyoming every year for christmas and i don't know what it was but like my whole family would just we just tear into each other over the holidays interesting and uh and then i went back to wyoming with my with two girlfriends before this one and we both broke up so i don't want to go to wyoming again with i mean we're fine now i'm this is the best relationship so i think we could

survive any location on any day yeah but i don't know i know i'll be in a bad mood so historically this is a tumultuous relation yeah tumultuous time yeah if i bring a partner to wyoming for christmas we're not coming back together. But you're staying in LA for this one. Yeah. Well, I can't, I can't go anywhere. I don't want to travel with two little ones.

Yeah. That's nice, dude. Yeah. I remember when I did the solo Christmas, I did soul cycle in the morning. Yeah. How awesome is that?

It was fucking awesome. Was there a lot of people in there? Yeah. It was like, I'd say it was like 75%, 75% full. That's awesome. And I was doing like yoga and, you know, smoking a vape and just Jay and off watching.

Dude, I was watching like Jimmy Dore at that time a lot. It's like, tell me the truth about vaccines. Yeah. Most people agree with him now. I think that is the, because I'm making it about like more dramatic stuff, but that is the part that throws me off the most with Christmas travels. I'm not on my routine anymore. Right. Like hitting the vape,

soul cycle, watching Seinfeld or a Michael Bay movie. Like you might not be able to pull off any of that because you're in a new state. You're with other people. Yeah. They want you to do a thing. You might not want to do it,

but you don't want to be a stick in the mud. Yeah. No, it's true. It's, I don't like getting off routine either. That's why I like when we're on the road, you know, because we're able to, even when we're in hotels, we're able to stay sort of, it's almost like you're like more in routine because you're like, well, I have a show right now. I have a show at night.

I have the gym. I can do work. It's like like it feels a little bit more kind of like less chaotic and we've got it more wired now too like uh for me for a while it was it was sat on the road because i'd stay in my room and i'd crank yeah but now we're doing stuff you know like when we were in appleton we took out a boat we did the wake you did the wakeboarding and uh we did the tubing and then when we were in michigan we went to the f-150 rouge factory the rouge factory yeah we haven't talked it's the best it was so cool so cool dude the lady who guided our tour she this is popular to do right now i um i like this guy i don't have schadenfreude that he's getting attacked by people online, but it was hilarious.

The lady leading our tour did trash Matt Rife. She was like, there was this guy on Netflix. My friend recommended him. And she was like, who are you? We were like, was he the hot guy? Because his special had just come out. And she was like, yeah, the hot guy because his special had just come out and she's like yeah the hot guy he sucks like you know i guess i had a little charm i was like i just laughed i was like this is funny man it was well she's just such a random person in detroit you didn't expect it

at the ford factory yeah speaks to his reach dude yeah detroit was sick. Great city. Cool people. Had to throw a lot of people out of the show. But that was fun, too. Yeah, like, fun, you know, aggressive audiences. Dude, people in Minnesota and Michigan, they're like, you know, they have that Midwestern kindness. But there's a bite where, like, it's like, I think it's the hockey culture. Where, like, Minnesotanesota they'd be like you know they what would they say they'd be like hey man great set they're like oh thanks you're

a i'm like oh okay yeah they'd be like hey good stuff try harder next time we wanted you to be funny and you're like okay yeah yeah but i liked it it was fun it was like uh unexpected because you hear so much about Midwestern values, but um I'm a sub to I like to get you know, you like getting slapped around a little yeah like in Spain told what time it is Yeah Dude actually we can talk about this Like I feel like you and me we don't do like Hollywood shit that much, you know We're not really like in the scene. Yeah, once in a while

We'll go to like I don't know like demi lovato's birthday we got to go to those fun or halloween party or like we'll get invited to like a netflix party it's like i feel like we do something like that like twice a year or something yeah and i get fucked up at those things yeah and i realized if i went to that stuff a lot and and people wanted me there enough i'd really blow my whole life up but i don't do stuff like that a lot so i'm pretty good yeah but then we'll hear stories about people who are in that yeah wheelhouse yeah and it's crazy because like it's nothing dark but it's the stuff you'd see in like a tv show like there's just a lot of fucking and it's like a lot of like you know like cheating or like fucking like uh you know like like a one pop star is like a bull for people like yeah you know he

sleeps with married people in the hub he knows about and just all this chaotic shit which cracks me up yeah but it's also like it's it's people who when you hear it's them you're like oh that's kind of obvious but you never but it surprises me every time well it's all so creepy it's very weird i remember there's in the instances when we talked to people who are much deeper in that scene and hearing about people and their behavior and stuff, I'm always just like, I just get a huge, I'm like, everyone just seems weird and creepy, and I don't even want to be like- They're like their worst self. Yeah.

And you know what's interesting? I was thinking about it. It's like, you know, people on like Twitter and like all that shit. They're like, yeah, you know, Hollywood's just like a bunch of devil worshipers. And like, you know, it's just... I've always... It's just ridiculous. You know, we go to meetings and stuff.

They all seem fine. But then you hear these stories and you're like, wait a second. These people seem fucked up. I don't know if they're devil. I still would be surprised if they're devil worship you know but but it is like a weird place it's like a bready snales thing where they're having like weird sex with specific kinks and it's like there's kind of a uh a casualness about all of it that feels pretty foreign to me yeah it's like it makes me feel better about myself as a person though because i'll do things that i feel shitty about and i'm like am i a weird guy like am i a trash person and then you

hear about these other people and you're like dude i'm the man like i'm keeping it together totally but and then you hear about like well the thing is you hear about like celebrities and stuff and a part of me like the like insecure kind of like unsure i'm like because a lot of times you'll meet these people and then you'll hear stories about them right and you're sort of like man is my behavior in such a way that people like like that like i'm like behaving in a weird way that like people are talking you know what i'm saying oh like are they saying that stuff about you yeah no no i know but it's like this weird thing where i'm like wait a a second. Have I been like, am I a creep? No, I'm more insecure that I'm such a square, no one even wants to tell me what they're up to.

Right. Because they're like, you're a square. Yeah. Like, you don't get down like we get down. And then I think, like, I wouldn't want to do it forever, but would I trade places with one of those guys for a day? I think you want to see what it's like for a day. For a day. Be like a bull? Yeah. A see what it's like for a day. For a day. Be like a bull.

Yeah. A pop star who's a bull. Yeah. And he, some of these guys, they write the most romantic songs. Yeah.

And I think they really mean it, but I think they save the, I think they're compartmentalized. I think they're very romantic and super monogamous and very loving towards like these women that they look up to

or these men that they look up to. But then, but then they have this other side of themselves where they're like but also i just treat like 95 of the people i sleep with like garbage and i just do whatever i want and they're like a whole different thing well do you think they're a product of their environment like hollywood or do you think that holly Hollywood attracts that kind of person? It's access. I think when you have access to that stuff, it's hard to stop yourself. Unless you're like...

I do think people probably tire out of it and maybe move out of it, but I think for at least a time period, if you're young and appealing, and especially if you're a dude, it's got to be powerful yeah but i don't know if it's like it's like like i know what you mean like it's a hollywood but i think it's almost just like well it's like it's like they get they get a certain amount of power and it corrupts them in

a way yeah and i think it probably has existed throughout history too yeah you know what i mean like it's less hollywood, like the business and industry, more so the amount of power they're given and the amount of attention they're given. It's hard to say no. And I think that breaks your brain a little bit where you're like, oh, I probably deserve this stuff. Right.

Yeah. And I don't know what I would be like if I had that. I might be a real smarmy, swmy type if you're young too if you're like 18 oh dude if it happened to me at 18 yeah with my combination of like hubris and insecurity yeah it's bad dude yeah I wonder what because when I was 18 I just I just raged. I was raging all the time. If I had tons of money and access, like had like Lambos and PJs, private jets, and just was, I don't know, dude. I'd be doing lots of Molly, I'll tell you that.

They should make a video game out of it. Yeah. Where like you're just a pop star and you just decide what to do with your day. Yeah. It's kind of like grand theft auto but without any of the killing and murder it's more like if the dude who directed euphoria wrote the game yeah and you just like walk around and you're like yeah i'll sleep with this chick and

then i'll sleep with her boyfriend and then i'll sleep with his dad and then i'll do like balloons you know and then i'll and then i'll freaking canoe in my pool and then i'll sleep with the the gardener canoe in the pool dude that'd be sick i would yeah i'd want to be a pop star for a week at 18 just raging i'd be on molly the entire time there's a funny part in this there's a movie about the rat pack with ray leotata where he's like Frank Sinatra. And it shows, it's like a montage. And it's like Frank Sinatra. It's like first it's Sammy Davis having sex. Then it's like, I forget what the other dude's name is.

Then it's Frank Sinatra having a three-way. And then it cuts to Dean Martin and he's just eating cookies and milk before bed in his hotel room. Oh, really? Yeah, he's like the normie of the group. I like those stories but you don't you're you told me about paul newman too he'd like sit at a party and like read a book yeah so like everybody be doing blowski at this direct at this producer birch schneider or bob raffleson's place and they're like these wild hollywood parties yeah and joanne woodward his wife would sit on his lap and knit and he would just barely drink his scotch and read a car magazine

yeah and then they'd go home that's awesome apparently they had a torrid like i guess the doc about him like she accessed his sexuality he was kind of a not a prude but had never like really been turned on before and she turned him she unleashed that in him wow and in the process also kind of taught him how to be an actor oh interesting she was kind of like the one who broke up in his shell and she really helped him like uh figure out yeah his erotic side and his artistic side it's a beautiful doc do you think the two like are the same like he like he accessed those emotions and that passion i think they're connected yeah i think i think she did she got him to be more instinctive probably it's like the catch-all what do you think uh what do you think he was into erotically i think i think it was

quantity quantity of just like lots of bone i think he was just like all the time was like come on and like yeah and then it just had to drop of a hat he'll rock and roll like the bank robbery team and heat dude that's cool gotta get it on i gotta get it on man he made a move yeah dude i've tried the um i've tried to explore a little bit more i've tried getting a finger in the butt you're doing that i try i've tried i'm too tight i'm. I've tried getting a finger in the butt. You're doing that? I've tried. I'm a tight ass, dude. I can't get in there. It's tough.

I don't like it. Yeah. It's tough. My alarms go off. Like, once something goes in there, I go, like, danger, Will Rogers. And it's like, get out of there. Yeah, I, like, tighten up.

And it's like when I'm getting tickled. I'm like, eee. Do you think there's, like, a threshold you might have to push past where it would go from feeling bad to really good? No, I think I just need to release. What? Just the muscles.

Oh. And how many times have you, do you mind me doing follow-ups? How many times have you do you mind me doing follow ups how many times have I tried it probably like four that's like you've legit tried yeah well yeah cause I think I've tried

twice and uh yeah I gave up yeah dude one of our friends just went through a breakup and she's out at her boyfriend for being a piece of shit on uh instagram yeah and one of the photos of her is like she's like naked being bathed and like uh but she's like covered tastefully but she's like you know it's like shadows are blocking her yeah it's like naked being bathed in like, but she's like covered tastefully, but she's like, you know, it's like shadows are blocking her. Yeah. She's like, my truth, part three explored.

Who is it? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've noticed that. Yeah. I wonder what's going to happen to that dude tomorrow. Oh, is it like on social media? Yeah. She's like posting about it? Yeah, four-parter.

Really? Yeah. Oh. I didn't read. Is it in the captions? It's in, yeah, yeah. Oh. Wow.

Yeah. Yeah, I just saw the photos. I was like, what is going on? I didn't read the captions. It's a crazy time to be alive. Damn. My truth. truth dude that would suck if you broke up with someone then they put a post i i truth i i do think that's like i do think i'm friends with her but so i think this guy had it coming like genuinely even if i wasn't friends with her he sounds like he's a proper douche and i've been talking to her like

the whole time so i was getting like good faith updates from her she's like yeah i don't know something feels off and then when when everything hit the fan i was like god damn um so yeah i think he i think he kind of brought himself but still i'm like you know pure al-kharasi i'm like this will be a crazy monday for you bro yeah i'm excited to read uh the captions yeah it's juicy stuff is posted today yeah yeah damn i spent the weekend alone with the kids oh yeah how was that it's fun yeah it's really cool it's bonding my girlfriend went away for like uh her first weekend away from the kids which was huge for her too because like she feels so connected to the kids and like it's it's hard for her like she loves them so much it can be like uh stressful for

her and so it was good for her to like get away and she was still like calling me like like at first for like the first day she's calling me non-stop and i was like babe it's all good it's all good yeah but it was really fun like spending a night just me and them yeah it was cool you know it's funny i get i don't get i used to get really scared at night like you remember my apartment i had like a yeah a blocker for the door and shit. And I was always scared someone was going to break in. And when I'm with my girlfriend and we're spending the night, I don't get scared. I'm like, because I know my job. I'm like, if a guy breaks in, I have to confront them and just die.

That's my job. But when I'm by myself, there's no, like, feminine energy that makes me masculine. Right. So then I just go feminine i'm like i don't want to die who's gonna protect me yeah it's interesting well the way when you're talking about it's like oh there's like almost like a meaningless like what like when uh if you're alone and someone breaks into your house it's almost like you're confronted with like a meaningless meaninglessness you're like i've done nothing you know what i mean yeah i think i'll act

more like a coward in that circumstance and i think i'll like like bargain for my life my mom like please don't kill me please don't kill me yeah but if my girlfriend's there i'll be like hey hey what's up yeah and then you know yeah come on man do we have business i'm like what's going oh yeah we standing on business yeah dude that's a cool thing charlie uh what's his name uh sons of anarchy he's someone broke into his house he had a shotgun i heard about do we have business motherfucker i heard him tell that story yeah yeah i mean i'm i just died but i'd do it the way i'm supposed to like you know trying to tackle the guy while he stabs me and yeah rips my ears off i perform for the babies a lot yeah i took him for a walk and and I just did all of Hamilton for them.

Yeah. Wall to wall. Were they loving it? No. No. I feel like the girl... Margot? Are you saying their names?

Oh, shit, I'm not. I feel like... Can I just say the girl? I hope that's not disrespectful. What else are you going to do? I don't know. I feel like the girl would be more receptive to it. Dude, you know, actually, dude, that's funny. The boy's been kind of...

He's getting into it? We're kind of grooving. And he was up close for the performance. But neither of them it just went too long yeah by track seven they were like I think we got it

yeah but I was like going to the side of the stroller and like pushing him down yeah really you did the whole album

I did the whole album it was really fun were you playing it or you just went from memory I had it in my buds I had earphones in oh fun yeah

I was just walking down the street being like, wait for it, wait for it. I am the one thing in life I can control. How long are your walks? I went for like an hour. Nice. Dude, my dog was, I think because she got spayed last week.

She's been acting crazy. I took a rock away from her. She attacked me. Because she's been acting crazy she like i took a rock away from her she like attacked me because she's been cooped up she hasn't been able to walk because she had an incision so we're on this walk and like she she grabbed a rock from you know a nice rock from someone's front yard that's like they put there purposely looked like an expensive rock and i was like i can't take that rock and she went ballistic she was attacking she like broke skin she bit you yeah where'd she bite you uh my thigh you can't see it but she got no you can see some marks there but i was like i was like what the i think

she's just been cooped up that's that's big dude she attacked me. My childhood golden lab, Taz, the first time, because he would bite other people. Yeah. But the first time he bit me, and he was getting old and senile. He had his reasons, too. But the level of betrayal I felt was profound. Well, I was walking, and she was just going nuts. I was like, she's never done that. And I was like, what is your deal?

I had to pick her up and calm her down. That's badass. Yeah. Is she on meds? She's on pain relievers. Yeah, could it be like the ibuprofen or something? Maybe. This is her last day.

It's the last day taking them. Interesting. Yeah, I never thought about that. They're supposed to make her drowsy, though. It's funny when dogs get drowsy our little gg she got an infection like one of her eyes was all like smoky and glassy and stuff i would never have noticed my girlfriend was like her eyes were weird i was like yeah yeah um but we they put her with on a bunch of shots yeah she's like eight pounds yeah she's sleeping on

a pillow just like and i'm like what is going on yeah they put a little anesthesia for and they're like drunk for 24 hours after that so she was just the whole night she kept getting up and was just walking around just confused like where am I

it's funny she'd wake me up and I'd be like she had this big ass cone yeah ours had a cone on too those cones are loud they hit everything with that thing I just kept like, I'm like, I'd wake, she'd wake me up and I'd be like, she had this big ass cone. Yeah. Ours had a cone on too. Those cones are loud. They hit everything with that thing.

It looks like a dunce cap. It's like, you guys haven't thought of anything better than this. Yeah. We could get more sophisticated. And it was a massive cone. So she'd just run into doors and shit. Yeah. And she'd like be trying to leave the room and just dunk.

I'd be like, you okay? And she'd be be like oh oh just like the whole night just like uh just fucking walking like a drunk person is hilarious the cone was just banging shit what is going on with you it's so it's like a dunce cab and they they don't know why to me i'm like they probably think they're they're being punished oh totally dude when when because she'll itch herself and we'll have to put the cone on her to get her to stop. Yeah. When you pull out the cone and they see it, like the level of fear in their eye, it's like a criminal in a movie who's like, I ain't going back.

I'll die before they bring me back. Dude, it's like Hannibal Lecter in The Thing. She's like... She looks like she's in Handmaid's Tale. She's like, why are you doing this to me? I'm like, you're trying to eat your own ass. When they get, I know, right? I wouldn't do this.

Oh, dude, also, so she's, you gotta, you know when, dude, giving a dog a pill? Yeah. Dude, Gigi, we're having to break her pill up in half. My girlfriend's gone. I've never given her a pill before. And I'm terrified. I'm like, dude, if I do this wrong and i hurt the dog yeah you know i'm gonna be in trouble so i got like the half a pill i stick it in her mouth and my girlfriend warned me she's like dude

it's tough and i was like that's whatever and then i put the thing in there she won't swallow it so i gotta pinch her mouth shut sorry people i know like dog people are sensitive but fuck is what you got to do yeah i'm like pinch her mouth shut. Sorry people. I know that like dog people are sensitive, but fuck is what you got to do Yeah, I'm like holding your mouth shut And then my mom's like you have to blow on her face my heart It looks like I'm blowing something And then I do that for like a minute yeah, and she Does a couple of like challenging swallows. I'm like, all right, done, done, done.

Dude. It's still in there. 30 seconds later, the little pill starts popping out of her mouth. She like tricked me. Yeah. She put it on like the side of her mouth. And then I look at it and it's like 80% still intact, but like 20%. Yeah.

And I'm like, well, so I got to give her another half. Yeah. But then I'm like, I start getting in my head. I'm like, how many of these have I given her? Yeah. It's brutal. It's brutal. Yeah.

I, um, I, I, with my, I stick it way down her throat. Did you do that? I tried. Dude, that's crazy. You do it with, cause Lola's way bigger. She's like eight times the size of Gigi. Do you, so do you just like pull open the whole thing? I, yeah, I pull open her mouth.

But now I have pocket pills. They're like little treats you can put them in. They're like soft, taste like chicken. They love them. But, so I recommend those. But, yeah, I would pull open her mouth and then just go way back in there. To where they can't side mouth it.

Yeah, to where they can't like mouth it out. And then she just goes, Huh? it yeah that's where they can't like mouth it out and then she just goes uh and then i'm like he did it good for you yeah it was fun having my mom up here it's funny dude my mom she uh beefed with our nanny oh yeah that's right they're both latin matriarchs and our nanny i guess was like my mom the baby was crying with my mom my mom's like hyper competitive my mom's like do the babies cry with you the nanny's like no and my mom was like oh like 30 minutes later

i'm in like the kitchen with my mom my mom's like that fucking lady I'm like what do you mean she's like oh the babies never cry with her and I was like bro you gotta chill I mean you gotta chill all right and she was like she's like no screw you I'm like all right like you know what it's just gotta be one of you guys at a time because like the two you like uh it's funny, like, moms are competitive about babies. And if you tell, like, a mom how to handle a baby, it rears something up in them where they're like, do not tell me how to handle a child. It'd be like if someone came up to me when I was drafting my fantasy football team

and was like, oh, no, you don't want him. You should be focusing more on receivers. Yeah. I'd be like, I put in the research, man. right this is my strategy i know what kind of team i want yeah it's funny too it's your dad you said your dad was like the opposite right oh yeah my dad's hilarious dude he's like he's like you hand him the baby and he's like all right yeah oh god they're cute like he loves the babies but he'll be like no no, no, JT, take her, take her. And I'll make him, I'll be like,

no, you got to hold her. And then he's like, come on, come on. And he'll be stuck with it. I'm like, you got to stay with her for like five minutes. He's like, all right, all right, all right. JT, come on, take her, take her. And I'm like, no.

And he's like, all right, all right. I'm like, you can't like throw it, dad. You got to hold the baby. He's like, hmm, hmm, hmm. And then he'll get like, I'm like, I'll like poke at him. I'll be like, dad, did you like not hold me when I was a kid. He's like

JT I was working. Okay. I had to work Sounds like you didn't hold me daddy's like Just grab her just grab And I gotta take it take it out of her hands Is your mom or your wife like that at all Aaron? hands is is your mom or your wife like that at all iron uh no my wife's more concerned that my mom won't do it the same way she does that's what i mean we get yeah yeah more like that and it's just like yeah my mom raised two kids already dude like she's she's got it she's got it under control i would i tell my girlfriend is like hey when you're gone i'm like i'm like an assistant

coach like we follow your game plan. It's got to be Mama Bear's show. Yeah. Do we watch a little more TV with me than with Mom? Yeah. Absolutely. I know. When I took him for a walk, we normally don't walk on main streets because the car danger,

you know? But then part of me was like, maybe for a block, we'll go on Hollywood Boulevard. And then I was walking down the street with him, and I was like maybe for a block we'll go on hollywood boulevard and then i was walking down the street with him and i was like i'm being bad and the kids were like looking at all the lights and i was like you like all that glitz and glamour yeah do you want that life and then i heard all that pop star shit i was like let's get the fuck out of here we're moving to santa barbara son you're not being a bull yeah are you bowling for people yet pussy you a bull are you a bull yeah dude guys i'm interrupting this podcast let you know once again that we are on tour we're gonna be in denver come on denver this weekend get your ticket to

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yeah my bad alright Lola Bear Lola Bear Oh, I'm on the edge. No, sorry. Yeah, my bad All right, no love here God bless you. Thank you. Do you still listen anything religious? No, I think the most religious things I'll listen to people talking about near-death experiences I Always find that very uplifting that's cool yeah and they're like you know i watched i listened to this podcast as i was going to sleep last night it's like the guy with the highest iq in the world talks about you know who god is and near-death experiences it's interesting i was like the description i was like i'm not sure i'm buying it that he's the smartest guy in the world yeah that's what

i was wondering yeah but it's interesting it's compartmentalized. What up, my dogs? My question-ay is related to office etiquette, specifically during the late summer, early fall heat waves. Do you think it's cool if I reapply deodorant while I'm at my desk sitting next to people? I don't want to stink up the place, but I don't know if these people will be cool with me reapplying in such close proximity. All this wasn't an issue in the past because I work from home,

but now that I have a new job and go into an office a few days a week, I don't know what to do when the sweat builds up. Keep it real, my lords of Stoke. Dude, 100%, you should just do it. Just be yourself. That's not hurting anybody. If people think you're gross, they're probably grosser. I think that's going to make you feel good about who you are

and that you're not putting on airs for anyone. And I think even best case scenario, it liberates other people in the office to start being themselves, which can become a problem if some people do it in a way that's really hard to stomach. But that's the risk you run. You start doing something that wasn't that's a little bit outside the lines everybody else starts calling outside the lines but i think you should try it yeah i think if you feel like if it's going to make you feel better in the office do you know brush your teeth do your deodorant apply some pomade you know apply him's hairspray that's finasteride so what i do um you know go all out

that's huge i used to do that yeah apply my topical minoxidil and finasteride at the office yeah just get some you know little beakers and just be tossing out droplets on the dome dude yeah it sparks up good conversation lets the ladies know that you know you're invested in your look and you care about your dome and it makes dudes feel better too but they're like oh bro you do minoxidil and finasteride you're like yeah bro for sure and then they're like oh i've been nervous to do it like yeah are you having dick problems you're like no dude i still pull up all well and good yeah i mean you gotta break that seal and i think it's if you're making dudes really sort of get past barriers with your behavior,

that's huge. And, but bro, not to be a stick in the mud and throw up red lights on it, but I think you got to cap it there at the three things you recommended. Really? Teeth, deodorant, and then topical application of hair restoration. What about Q-tips? I think it's totally subjective, but I say nah. All right.

What about narrowing your chest? I mean, if someone was doing that next to me, I'd be fucking stoked. Because you like that kind of Adonis look? Yeah. Just a guy's shirtless, just narrowing his chest. That would inspire me to narrow my chest, which I've been thinking about. I'm glad you brought it up.'ve been thinking about for the past five years have you done it before no well then not to flex but the smell is whack that's why i worry about

it partially at the office for real you've done there oh yeah my dad caught me my nipples were bleeding it was embarrassing damn did you near your pubes i think i did once but it's just like not the route does it hurt it burns if you leave it on one time i was like 22 we're gonna go to some like epic fourth of july rager in newport yeah and i go to pick up uh my buddy and he's like i can't go and i'm like dude why not he's like i can't go he was like my favorite guy to party with. So I drive over to his house, like walk in. And dude, he tried to nare his arms and he left it on too long. And he burnt the shit out of himself. Really?

Had like real burns up and down his arm. His arms were like bright red. He looked like a lobster. He's like, I'm not going. I look stupid. And I was like, nah, dude, you're going. Did you bring him? Yeah.

And he hooked up with a really beautiful Russian girl. Oh, wow spent a couple days together it was nice dude that's great and i was doing a joke to her where because it was for the july i kept playing the song back in the ussr i put it on the ipod and then i'd go hey hey stephanie stop playing this song it's an american party i did that joke like three times and finally she goes, I don't understand your joke. I don't get it. Cut it out. All right. She stomp me.

But yeah, bro, do your shit, man. Yeah, do it. What up up pot? I'm zooted. I haven't smoked weed in forever. Aside from right now, the liver King doesn't use toilet paper or wipe his ass. He said this on a barstool podcast. He's seemingly eager for attention. Yeah.

Dude, have you seen that? He's been like bugging out lately, like getting more weird, trying to get more attention. I don't watch his content anymore. Cause got too dark uh yeah it's just it's just sad it's unfortunate but it's just sad yeah he fucked up his eye i don't know what he did to his eye but it's weird and he was doing like more violent stuff it was like him like hurting and like like hunting but like killing animals and stuff on camera i haven't seen that yeah and i guess he was like like if something was weird and it got views he'd just push it so like uh he got like all the testicles

in the world and just like was pouring milk over yeah like cereal dude i like and it it's gotten to the point where he's like he incorporates incorporates his family into it, but it feels like they're just being forced. You know what I mean? Where he's like, they're all like around some slain cow. And he's like, all right, son, you hold the kidney, you hold the liver. Baby, you hold the balls. I'll hold the heart. And we're going to, you know, say something for this video.

This is for content and he's like and he's just forcing them to say shit you know what i mean totally and it's really off-putting where she's like i have the heart and son's like i have the balls and he's like and i have the kidney and i'm liver king and i'm like why are you still doing this shit it's funny it's like it's different because he was never like a social media guy but like remember that like merchant of death that we let out of jail and traded for britney griner yeah be funny if he was doing like a social media press tour with like his family's like i don't sell guns anymore i'm a laid-back guy with my kids a merchant of death he's like bobeck say something nice he's like daddy's kind daddy doesn't sell rpgs i'm merchant of death

merchant of death no more i'm merchant of life merchant of life join me on my trips around the world join me lifers i am a different person do not judge me from the mistakes of all the death i crossed i am a different guy now and i hope you believe me subscribe dude the lk yeah that is hilarious though he's on the caleb podcast saying he doesn't wipe his ass. Is that the one he was doing? Yeah, yeah. That's funny.

There's a UFC fighter who's kind of like a, he like just says way over the top stuff. And he was saying that when he used to get mended up after fights, he wouldn't get any local anesthesia because he wanted to feel the consequences of every mistake he made in the ring. Yeah. local anesthesia because he wanted to feel the consequences of every mistake he made in the ring yeah and it's so like it's badass but it's so like over the top and all the comments were just like after i shit myself after eating del taco i don't ever clean i need to suffer the consequences of my choices i know who you're talking about dude he's listening to him on rogan where he's like you know when you're running through afghanistan you're holding a dead child in one hand and you're talking about dude he's listening to him on rogan where he's like you know when you're running through afghanistan you're holding a dead child in one hand and you're saving an elderly person in the other and your father's just like why do you do this and you're like because it has purpose it has meaning and you know i'm walking over dead babies i'm just how do you live through

it because i'm yeah there's like a misnomer about like how it used to be like oh brave dudes don't talk about being brave they're so brave but they're very like to themselves about it yeah they don't want credit but then podcasts happen and now it's like like all the navy seals and not all of them but like navy seals who killed osama but like yeah i'm the dude who fucked him up yeah i fucked up osama's ass and uh i've been watching a lot of like oh every watch band of brothers so good people who are on d-day that's nuts dude can you imagine your boats as far as the eye can see you're storming the beaches you know when they lower the door they're just machine guns there's no cover it's just a beach no you're just getting just everyone around he's getting shot do you think there were some dudes though who like hated their jobs back home so much that they were like even as that was

happening they were like this is better oh good cue like dude i hated teaching pe if i had to do one more year of that at san mateo Elementary School, I was going to jump. That would be hilarious. They're like in the boats, you know? Isn't this the best? And the guy's like, dude, I'm scared. And he's like, dude, I'm fired up. This is so much better than PE. Yeah, I hope this thing goes on for a while.

Yeah, yeah. When are they predicting the end of the invasion? By Christmas? We've got to go until summer. He's almost like letting Germans go just to keep it going. Take my gun, dude. Bring it back to your friends. Why don't you shoot him? Private, why don't you shoot him? I just don't want to go back to

PE. Did you see there was a Ukrainian guy who hit a world record? They're kind of doing an Enemy of the Gate style. They're using it to build up morale, but there was a sniper in Ukraine who said he hit a sniper shot from two and a half miles and he's an older dude he was like he from the photo i couldn't tell if he was like the spotter guy or the shooter guy but the one guy had a thing on so you can tell

but the other guy was like in his 60s really and the sniper rifle was from like it looked like 10 feet long it was a couple miles they said two and a half miles took nine seconds for the bullet to get there wow and they're like drumming it up to like you know get the locals pumped up like hey we got a shot at this thing. Yeah yeah. Do you hear that there's... I remember when it first started there was like the ghost of Kiev. I guess that was fake. I think I think it's a similar idea though. Yeah yeah. He was like in a fighter jet where he was killing everyone. Mm like enemy at the gates that was a real story oh it was like there was during the russian german fighting during world war ii yeah there was a russian sniper who got tons of kills

and they used him to like build up morale and stuff like that and he really did have kind of a showdown with some like like really good german sniper well it's gotta be good to instill in like be like hey you could be a hero i think it would dude i think an idea can if you got something you can believe in you'll get tougher yeah i mean i don't know but all right last cue that's sick my hair looks when i do that yeah you got like kind of a um you got kind of like a danny z zuko vibe going on oh really that's the nicest comp you could have come up with dude i was on pins and needles there i was gonna say stallone and cobra oh dude what the hell you guys are such good buddies all right um group vacation conundrum

hello chad and jt and any other stoke inducing guests i have a bit of a conundrum on my hands my friend alex and his girlfriend invited me timmy and my girlfriend on a vacation of a conundrum on my hands. My friend Alex and his girlfriend invited me, Timmy, and my girlfriend on a vacation that Alex is... Okay, sorry. I have a bit of a conundrum on my hands. My friend Alex and his girlfriend invited me, Timmy, and my girlfriend on a vacation that Alex is driving us to. Four total people for now. We have a third friend, Matt, who is also local, who we want to invite. However, he also has a girlfriend, and we don't know how to navigate

the fact that we have one car with five seats, but six potential guests on this vacation. Only Alex has a car. We are all best friends and live near each other. How do I approach the conversation with Matt about inviting Matt and his girlfriend, but Alex and I have already arranged transportation for ourselves, and not for Matt and his

girlfriend? Oh. Do I offer for ourselves and not for Matt and his girlfriend. Do I offer to split the rental car with them? I don't want to split it. Well, then why did you offer it as a fucking solution, dude? Dude, I don't mean to get upset. Not inviting Matt is not an option. Help me, JT, Ken Kenobi and Chad 2D2.

You're my only hope. Timmy. P.S. I'm a big fan. Yeah, go ahead, dude. You got this, Timmy. Just tell Matt he's invited and he only has room for five in the the car tell him to make his girlfriend take a motorcycle or something dude that's crazy though so you just like want this dude to like tell this other guy that like like like there's not room in the car i mean yeah man that i respect that it's a tough conversation it's

you know your parents can only work so hard to prepare you for things like this but you know maybe you offer to buy him in and out, but I know you don't actually want to buy him in and out. You know what you should say? You should be like, hey, man, I know this is tough to hear, but I'll split the rental car with you. So do you pay for the rental car? No, I do pay for the rental car. No, I don't want to split it.

Oh. So offer it so he knows you thought about doing it, but then don't do it. So you're just wasting people's time. Live your truth. It's just crazy, because what if matt thought him and

his girlfriend were gonna be in that car i mean that's the scariest part they probably think that do you think it's gonna like be okay though when matt sees the car no that's why he has to have a solution right because even if matt sees the car and sees there was only five seats, he'll just be like, well, my girlfriend just could have sat across all three of our laps for what I'm assuming is more than four hours of driving. Strap her to the roof. Yeah. Why did you assume his girlfriend didn't want to be strapped to the roof? Because she's a girl or because she's his girlfriend?

Yeah. Yeah, now you're in deep shit. Timmy, this is going to be really tough. Timmy, Timmy, Timmy. I mean, the road to hell is paved with good intentions and your car just crashed alongside it. Now, why don't they just rent... If there's a rental car even possibility, why not just rent a car that seats six?

Whoa. Well, I think... I mean, that's... Whoa. You just blew my mind. That's a really... That might be it. But what if the rental car doesn't have an aux cord? Oh, they all do. Now. But what kind of car seat six oh there's a lot of suvs now

what is that suvs what is that sport utility vehicles it's like a big car yeah that's tesla oh okay they don't make no they don't i heard of those they don't have that much thing no i thought that was a tesla model no no they they they say they have an suv but it's a minivan yeah um yeah no i mean you could get a minivan that's true too but uh dude i mean yeah the ford explorer i believe it's seat six okay here, seriously, enough bullshitting around. Here's what's really got to happen. Timmy, you and your girlfriend can't go on this trip anymore. You got to give your seats to Alex and his lady.

Do the right thing. Sacrifice. That's what a chill bro would do. I thought you were going to say kill his girlfriend. His own? Kill his own? No, the other guy, so there's room. Wow.

I mean, is she a fucking bitch? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, then definitely. I hate that. Killer. Killer. That's way easier than all this other stuff. I hate that killer that's way easier than all this other stuff sorry I was trying to neg chicks there a little bit

to get them all turned on I could feel it you made Aaron wet hey dudes if you're driving with your lady right now sorry she just nutted um Chad dude that was oh man need a breather after that chad who's your beef of the week uh my beef of the week is just there's just too much ass out there bro you know what i mean it's everywhere you look you go on

twitter you go on instagram you go out in the world. It's just you see a bus It's just ass You know It's like we need to let's make ass more scarce Ass is way too plentiful. It's it's everywhere. I look I just see ass and I'm like I Don't even know what ass is anymore. Yeah, dude. That's really powerful. You're almost saying some things are sacred. They're so powerful. They're so wonderful that there's real power.

Yeah. You know. During World War II, you probably saw two asses. Oh, yeah. They were muddy. That's my beef. Bro, I was talking to a rabbi and i go rabbi how do you stay like uh spiritual when you see hot butt and he said i have a there's a prayer there's an incantation i say and it's a praise god to praise god for all the wonderful things he's made. Wow. That's beautiful. It was kind of sweet. Um, my beef of the week is, um, with,

I don't think I have a beef of the week. You're not beefing? Nah, nothing good. I guess, like, uh... No, I've been pretty stoked this week. Nice. Chad, who's your babe of the week? Uh, Paul Walker. It's been ten years since his passing, so I wanted to pay homage to Paul. You're a legend dude we miss you

you'll never be forgotten and his hair was great nice tan good toned body cool attitude just the man the definition of aspir. He put it in all of us. We're like, that is what I want to be. Yeah. It's tough to follow. Yeah, it's my babe of the week too, Paul. Nice. Chad, who's your legend of the week?

My legend of the week is the boning scenes in Napoleon. Dude, he was just clapping those cheeks. Did you see it? No. Oh, dude. Their depiction of Napoleon boning was spot on. It was incredible. He was just taking that ass to task well he was bad at it

right yeah but unconcerned about being bad I'm concerned about being bad solely concerned about getting his nut and and and demand like stomping his foot being like hey yeah I need it yeah and then still wearing clothes and just just to kind of like gets his nut and then he's like all right i'm gonna go hit the buffet yeah he almost like knew he was bad at it it was like i'm too busy to care yeah uh aaron can we go to a wide sure not to spoil anything but this is what it looked like in the movie i thought you were gonna wait I thought you're gonna join me oh oh you want me to do with you yeah I was gonna clap but anyway we can do that after two you ready one two three

I felt like Joe Pesci in Goodfellas. Yeah. All right, I got to go to Egypt. I'll see you later. To the dudes listening, again, if you're driving with your lady. Sorry, she nutted. Sorry, she nutted twice. Now you know she can multiple.

What's your... Dude, my legend of the week is another thing from Napoleon. Well, first I want to say stepdads i get fired up on good stepdads that's one of the sickest things in the world it's just so freaking cool when someone just like is like yeah i'm doing the job um dude i thought napoleon was kind of a disaster of a movie i thought thought it was Joaquin Phoenix's worst performance. Ridley Scott might be too old. But opening scene, when the horse gets hit by a cannonball, dude, that's like creative brilliance.

It gets hit center mass and just split wide the frick open. I mean, I've been watching action movies for 36 years almost I've seen every kind of death every kind of viscera I ain't never seen a horse get hit center mass by a cannonball that was some really cool shit that was like the writer and director and everybody on did their job and gave the people what they want now if the movie had been three hours of cannonballs hidden horseores squaring the chest, it would have been an amazing movie, and I think it would have accomplished its goal.

War is hell. Gnarly shit happens. No one's safe. Not even pretty animals. But, you know, it ended up being a mess of a lot, but that was a strong opening. Yeah. Maybe there was...

We were talking to someone, and she was like she's like there was so much horse death it was like too much like were you nuts you can't kill too many horses in a war movie man when they were all drowning at australis i was like because it sucks it was so hard to not glorify war but you see like just hundreds of horses drowning yeah i've never seen anything like that that's spectacle that's that's what i'm about that was a good scene that was good shit do you have a quote of the week like uh dude i'm all out of quotes yeah you and me both bro we've been doing this shit forever oh just give up on quotes yeah just like nah just go what's my quote of the week um do unto others what you would like to be done to you i don't even know if i got it that's good dude

is that did you come up with that uh dude i think it's i think god came up with that? I think God came up with that one. Isn't that crazy? Yeah, God's the man. I got a poem. Rainier Maria Rilke. Letters to a Young Poet. This is like people who read once in a while, they like this person. Put out my eyes, and I can see you still.

Slam my ears, too, and I can hear you yet. Without any feet can go to you. And tongueless, I can conjure you at will break off my arms I shall take hold of you and grasp you with my heart as with a hand arrest my heart my brain will beat as true and if you set this brain of mine a fire then on my bloodstream I yet will carry you Put Out My Eyes by Rainier Maria Rioque nice that was beautiful yeah that's not bad

I guess dude man I could put out this call to action still in the debate stage but we may start a new YouTube channel for the podcast so we might stop for the podcast. So, um, we might stop doing the podcast.

Yeah. Just drafts. We might just do drafts. Uh, we don't know. We're feeling like creatively. We want to like mix it up. You know,

we've been doing this a long time. Yeah. But we're like, uh, you know, are we, are we bringing it the way we once did? I don't know.

You can only have so many beefs. Yeah. And you got to keep growing as a person, as an individual and like as a team too it's i like the drafts they're a lot of fun but then you know we do those every week are people going to be like hey i'm doing enough drafting you know yeah yeah but they do seem to pop the best and we have the most fun probably doing them yeah um but we're thinking yeah trying to figure out the next move. Should they let us know? Send in ideas. Yeah. I do think like drafts gives it clear direction. We know what it is. That feels nice. Sometimes you're just like

aimlessly kind of like what are we even talking about? Yeah and there's enough comedians talking about their lives podcasts where it feels like the french revolution's about to happen they're gonna line us all up and kill us because people are like enough yeah enough oh my god there's like more podcasts now hating those style of podcasts than there are it's like it's begot it's begot another industry. Yeah. I think the drafts have the energy at like. Yeah. Where it's like. Competitive.

Yeah. Competitive. But I don't know. We're just trying to figure it out. Yeah. And Aaron says he wants us to stop. Yeah. What do you want, Aaron?

Aaron said enough is enough. You guys are well into your 30s enough. Do you know what it really is? I want to shut it down, and then I'm going to get a whole new head and just reappear like nothing happened. That'd be nice. I just got some sun. I'm just sunny.

You know, I need to go get a drug problem, then get clean, then get fired from somewhere for sending out conspiratorial emails, and then say you know, say it was because of the drugs and, you know, rebuild myself. I like doing the drafts. I think drafts are a lot of fun. When we have guests and stuff, it can be cool.

It's cool, like, talking to people like that and stuff, but I'm also like, how many interviews has Steve already done? Yeah, totally. This isn't like we're like Larry King. No, he's got thousands and thousands of hours of yeah conversation and it's guest to guest like you know once in a while I'll have a guest and I'm like wow that was you know magic in a bottle right there and then well I

didn't really know the person yeah and then we just kind of that was the first hour we've ever hung out. Yeah. And me personally, like, podcasting, I'm not a talker. So this is, like, the most difficult medium for me. You like performing. I like performing. I'm not a big conversationalist. That's just me.

We'll see. I think it's good to just put it on people's radar. Yeah. I think it's good we're being transparent. And our lives have changed a lot, too. Yeah. I just think i used to be funnier too so that's tough i'm like i think i just need to mix up my inputs a little bit so i get some fresh ideas yeah and i just don't think anyone should talk as much as contemporary comedians do like you shouldn't be on mic an hour a week like you don't have that many good ideas yeah i'm like i think i kind of emptied the chamber i need to go climb a mountain and restart a little bit right right i don't know

that makes sense be nice to just have a tv show we can work on yeah we'll get another crack at it we got some good ideas yeah i mean hulu passed on the animated show i'm sorry i almost lied about that in that meeting yeah Yeah, that was funny. I was like, we're waiting to hear back from Hulu. And then I thought about it. I was like, I don't want to lie. I was like, they passed. We do have a lot of irons in the fire in that respect. Crazy, dude.

We're working our butts off trying. I mean, it's not stuff people can see, but we're workers now. There's no like, yeah, I say yes to everything. If I had my way, I would just be acting every day. That's my dream. Dude, I get it now what you like, yeah. I say yes to everything. If I had it my way, I would just be acting every day. That's my dream. Dude, I get it now what you mean though. Because I used to not like acting that much because I was just too in my head about it. And now I feel like I've gotten more reps and I can enjoy it for what it is.

Yeah. Dude, being on set is such a, especially with COVID and all the strikes. Yeah. You know, being on set's the greatest. And then being creative with it so fun having fun dude watching lamorne just like yeah dude have new girl yeah he's a beast have fun with it what a nice guy too yeah it was just that's my that's like that's like my favorite shit but can i spoil something yeah chad did a little bit of improvising on the script.

Chad did a little improvising. And, you know, we're not top of the call sheet, so we're pretty much sticking to what's on the page. But Chad was like, you know, it was a big kind of big banquet scene. There's a lot of people there. So the comedian takes over. You want to make everybody laugh. Chad does his line of dialogue, which is, hey, you know know be quiet and then chad throws in a chode at the end

just yells out chode the whole fucking crew whole cast all the extras everybody starts dying laughing the dude who's like supposed to respond cracks up has to like reset all right so then chad keeps saying the chode thing and it's getting big laughs but I'm like oh that's like a funny thing but they're not gonna like keep it in, you know what I mean? So then... Yeah, because then they're like take it out. So the director comes up and the director's like hey Chad, try it again but don't say chode and I'm like oh well that's the take they're gonna use. Yeah. But then they reverse the coverage

they're shooting the other guy and Chad's doing his line so the guy can respond and then and then the director comes up and goes Chad bring back the chode and I'm like it's gonna be in now no we don't want to count our chicken I don't want to get our chickens yeah laughing the dick cuz it's like yeah you couldn't stop laughing. That's when you really get the giggles. Well, you're at work and you say the word chode and people are like, dude, nice.

You get rewarded for saying the word chode. Dude, it was a huge hit because even when the sound guy was taking our stuff off, he was like, dude, chode. And dude, okay, I don't want to get on get our chickens yet but i do want to give voice to it because i think it's an important moment to i think it might it might get in there it's got a shot yeah dude you got you've got an epic scene dude we've had some oh yeah i got a wild one that was tough that was hard on me i felt vulnerable yeah i mean people were coming up to me afterwards and they were like you you're so brave. And I was like, why is that brave? I felt kind of like,

uh, and I felt kind of gross, but that's fine. It's fine. That's the job. Well, the, your response,

are you okay? I don't know. That was fun. Thank you. Dude, I have been appreciating everything more too. That like being on set so fun. And like,

even the interviewing people, like when I was like, like, I don't think it was like a gangbusters interview, but I was like, dude, I'm talking to Steve-O right now. Like, that like that's pretty wild oh yeah you would have told like 15 year old me yeah you'd be like acting in something you'll be talking to steve-o like that's pretty

cool i mean i always want more and stuff but i really i'm grateful oh totally i think like like uh there are moments especially like when we were talking to him at that same thing i'm like this is like it's really cool and then also when you're around people like that who've accomplished a lot and they talk about their their lives or whatever and it's it's inspires you that's such a great feeling yeah it's possible um so it's always really cool to be around people like that i i just for me personally i think you're a great interview but for me i'm like i don't fucking know what i'm doing well you're also not that interested in like, you have very specific interests too. You're just like doing stuff more than people, but I think that's cool.

But you also, you have very unique interests. Yeah, like ghosts. Yeah, I was kind of joking about that, but I was also kind of serious. Like, as I know, like, yeah. No, I've always thought it'd be cool to do like a um coast to coast kind of thing where people call in with like their weird stories and you can almost do it in

character like that guy did yeah a little bit yeah um but i don't know i don't even know how you set that up i don't know how you get those kinds of people to call in you could gecko that and just be doing like yeah like you wear like a tinfoil hat and like have people call in. Yeah. Bro, co-host with Tramps, bro. Dude. You guys are like the two sides of like that kind of pur- Yeah, it could be fun. We used to have so much on our plate though. Yeah, something's gonna pop.

Yeah. I do. I'm gonna go home and watch the Stavros special. I just started it. Oh yeah, is it good? I think he's, I think he's like, just in terms of like beating the zeitgeist and like hitting with

like our demo I think it's Shane and him are the top two guys right now yeah yeah that's true I think they've got the right mix of stuff

they got good bits they seem they both seem like good hangs too that's what it is they seem good we met him for a moment after his show in LA

he seemed like a really sweet guy he's sweet yeah but it was like we didn't get to talk to him because it was like his he's got everyone around him everyone around him he's having his big in LA. He seemed like a really sweet guy. He's sweet, yeah. But it was like, we didn't get to talk to him because it was like his... He's got everyone around him. Everyone around him.

He's having his big moment. All these agents are like, oh. Yeah, exactly. And they're better at like getting in there and saying whatever. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I like that about agents. Like comedians will always talk to you

and be like, oh, agents. And I'm like, yeah, but it's kind of cool that they're like good at being social. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because comedian parties, sometimes everyone's so awkward and then the agents are just like

ripped up on blow and they're like, what's up, you doing i'm like oh good thank you i'm like cool let's talk yeah yeah uh awesome all right sweet man well stokers hit us with your ideas yeah hit us with some ideas and just someone yeah just some like kisses and stuff and we'll see you in denver i'm so pumped for that yeah love denver best comedy Best comedy town in the country. Can't wait to see you guys. Let's get it. If you need advice

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