Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 338 - Christian Pierce & Mike Tornabene

Episode Date: April 17, 2024

#goingdeepwithchadandjt #podcast #comedy #allthingscomedy Today we are joined by two legends, Christian Pierce & Mike Tornabene aka Dom Mazzetti. We talk about starting a clothing brand, The NEW 'Real Bros of Simi Valley' movie, and of course we hear from some hilarious callers. We hear from a bro who is getting back into the dating game, a lady who needs help turning a friendship into a relationship and a new college transfer who is ready to smash some brews on Pacific Beach. Check out Christian & Mike's Clothing here:https://theshellcorp.com/ We are streaming the BTS, Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Arizona Tomorrow and Pasadena Friday! PLUS 12 other DATES!http://www.chadandjt.com Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019or write in to chadgoesdeeppodccast(at)gmail.com(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/

Welcome to the Going Deep Podcast, guys. We have such a fun episode for you today. I'm so stoked to be bringing this to you guys. Guys, we got Christian Pierce and Mike Tornabene, also known as Dom from Bro Science, on the podcast. So excited to have you guys here. First, before we get started on the pod, I want to let you guys know that we will be in Tempe, Arizona tomorrow. So this comes out on Wednesday, tomorrow, April 18th, Tempe, Arizona, Tempe Improv. So stoked to be back in Arizona. I love Arizona. I love the desert. I love cacti. What up?

We're also, Netflix is a joke fest. We're having two shows in LA. The first show sold out, but the second show, the late show, 945, at the Westside Comedy Theater does still have some tickets available so get your tickets at chad and jt.com also we're going to be in arlington virginia after that i believe may 4th and 5th may 3rd and 4th one of the two that's washington dc if you're in that area come check us out and then we're doing like santa cruz ventura jersey city atlantic city we got boston coming up we got american comedy co in san diego coming City. We got Boston coming up.

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What? She's an artist and I woke up and she left like a one note, like a regular love note, like thanks, had a great time. And then next to my bed was a drawing of my fucking dick. Was it a good drawing?

It was pretty good. It had like the shading on it, like the veins. Did she do it from memory or was she just staring at you i don't she guess she could have been looking at it while i was asleep but it was like it was the erect version so i would assume it's from memory wow that's like titanic did she title oh yeah it is kind of like titanic but i'm rose but you're rose yeah yeah what did she title it she had some annotations on it and like some hearts and some other shit that'd be funny footnotes yeah yeah figure one scientific vein in titanic if they find you know they find the safe underwater and it's and then it's just a dick drawing it's just some guy endless amounts of dick drawings you're like

you made us come this is what we came here for that's what the submarine went down for i needed these back trying to get my old dick pics back did you return the favor in any kind of artistic way oh i can't draw right i can't draw i could i guess i could have like photoshopped yeah i don't know do girls even want to see their vaginas like aesthetically not if you can't draw i think you have to write yeah right but even if you can like all right you know it has to be an illusion it has to be like a flower or something beautiful there it is this conversation what's up babe i drew this for you she's like what is that it's your pussy that's your pussy and she's

like that's what it looks like my view though from my view yeah it's from the back that's your pussy and she's like that's what it looks like my view though from my view yeah that's your asshole that's the thing that looks like the sun with hair on it that's you baby that's what i'm staring at that's the eclipse this is a cat with bologna in its mouth yeah you know it's abstract yeah oh man well guys welcome to the pot thank you guys dude the chat saying they can't see me behind your cannon so look at those do you guys lift together sometimes sometimes yeah lifting together tomorrow yeah and are your lifting philosophies do they differ at all yes yeah oh yeah can we get into that go ahead mike you first um no surprises here bro split you know bro science body parts heavy hypertrophy yeah you know just

the classics chest day arm day shoulder day and then cap has a much more trans plane kind of holistic style multi-directional i see it i do ayahuasca then i yeah hit it hard it's visually impressive thank you like i'm like i don't know how you do half the thing i just want to have fun i'm just trying to like be athletic and dynamic and have fun i've been injured so many times like playing sports back in the day now i'm like injury prevention is like number one like mobility and then just having fun doing dope shit but mike is on the game train mike's like always trying he's always getting bigger always getting stronger i mean big yeah i've been i've been bulking yeah oh dude so this is bigger than you yeah i gained about 20 25 pounds last year or so how'd you do it uh i decided to commit to bulking instead of just like trying to cling to being lean and having abs i'd but your

head remains lean uh yeah i mean i didn't go that overboard so it's like i did it i did it in a way that was like consistent and i track my macros and i try to stay as like lean as possible instead of just like like sloppy bulking which i think would get me off of the bulk train a lot faster because like once you start to like really like actually put on fat it's harder to stay committed you're like oh i kind of want to cut again i don't like the way i look now with my shirt off or like i liked when i have abs and that's when you start to go back and forth and you're not actually like gaining any muscle you're just kind of gaining and losing the same five or ten pounds but i like the look of being bigger and i like still want to keep gaining but

now we're getting into summer and i'm like should i kind of stay up i like it i like being bigger i think it's cool you always look good yeah and so you gained about two pounds a month yeah i guess so yeah That's a good rate. Yeah, he goes hard. Yeah, I mean, my workout routine, his is crazy, mine's crazy. But you know who goes crazy, who I saw recently? Fucking this guy. Oh, yeah, he's an animal.

Chad is an animal. I finished working out one day. We go to the same gym every now and then. Sprinting on the treadmill faster than anyone I've ever seen sprint on the treadmill. Just sweating, just fucking going. Yeah, I'm a big cardio guy right here but it's high intensity high intensity it's not that soft ass cross-country no i like i like high intensity but thank you that that means a lot i was gonna say bye to you then i was like i'm not saying bye to that

remember that olympian who had those like mechanical legs yeah that's what he kind of looks like he you going you run like him with the same intensity murders passion thank you guys so much well I'll I'll I ran the Christian at the gym all the time I mean fucking your physique is this world thanks yeah, dude. I feel inspired being in between you guys right now. This is great. I like this part. It is motivating. I'm definitely going to go to the gym and do like three extra sets because of the proximity.

Dude, come through. Yeah, where you been at? What's your gym life looking like? Dude, I go to a 24-hour in North Hollywood packed, packed to the gills. I mean, there's always like a five-person line for the squat rack. A couple of the machines are down. But overall, it's got everything you need what do you get out of that that's like positive that environment i do feel something when i go in there and it's got that chaoticness where i'm like i gotta it picks me up a little bit okay where i'm like i'm nobody

scared for your life i have that for a moment i go but i'm nobody's bitch there you go i dance i dance to kind of take up space. And then you get in line for squats. And then I sit there. But it's just rock solid gym. It's got everything I need. Okay. I go to LA Fitness every now and then in a pinch when I'm like, there's one right here.

I have 20 minutes. I just need to hit some machines. And I like, that's great for that. But I almost always regret it for some other reasons. There's always some crazy shit going on. Do you just have a membership to one or do you just i can i do have a membership to one but i don't think i need it because they don't check my day passes places sometimes i can just walk in yeah and be like oh i'm good there's something nice about going to a brand new gym that

you haven't been to just new environment yeah just uh it makes it a gives you a little more energy yeah that's why i switched up that's why i started climbing i was like you did some new shit to just work in you you know? Were you guys jacked in your youth? No, absolutely not. Very skinny. Yeah. I got ripped in high school.

Yeah. I was playing sports and shit. Were you? You were back in the day, right? Yeah. You're right. We talked about this. Because my boys were like super jacked.

I still wasn't as jacked as them, but I put on like 20 pounds in a summer and I was the happiest I've ever been. It was awesome i was 18 did not need testosterone i was doing that in hd redlining and dude i was just going to like uh sublime or not sublime slightly stupid concerts and just bumping into people that's that sounds exactly right yeah it was the dream steroids when you're in high school that's like that's like losing your virginity when you're 10 it's just so ahead of the game that's true i was already like hey man i feel like i'm losing my fastball what you play baseball no i meant like uh as a human being

oh god metaphorically yeah i get that one my bad over my head no no i never had great mechanics for baseball you're a baseball player though right it's my first sport but i stopped playing it i was too bored yeah it is kind of when i watch highlights of baseball i'm like i can't believe this was the most popular sport in america for a while you know they've already started changing the rules make it more fun because people are starting to stop watching yeah like the pitch counts there's a pitch count they're moving the bases closer apparently they're trying to do all kinds of i think they're going to introduce tackling that would be sick you could bring the bat with you run down the baselines you bring a bat from home there's a chick like in boxing comes out in a bikini in between the innings with us oh that'd be sick that that is what they need

yeah honestly some sex appeal yeah yeah yeah yeah turn the pants into shorts make them real tight yeah yeah emphasize the bulge yeah the pants look so old school well it's like the only sport where the the coach wears the fucking full uniform yeah yeah it's also kind of weird it's like kind of strange right like the rest are wearing like suits and whatnot and like baseball he's like dressed like that i wish they did that in basketball doc rivers and short shorts oh that would be like think of any other sport and you imagine it's like why is it so normal for this guy to be wearing this exact uniform yeah he's also like older than most coaches yeah wait is this a live chat right here yeah do you think there'd be a huge difference if all sports were forced to do player coaches

if all sports were supposed to have like a coach had to be a player first yeah or had to be an active player oh interesting because like bill russell did it pete rose did it but i feel like tom brady could have done it with like i feel like he essentially was the coach i just wait bill russell and pete rose were actual like on the team roster yeah they were on the team roster and they were the coach simultaneously i did not know that that's fucking wild yeah i think so wow is that true google that shit that's wild yeah i'm just gonna start saying it yeah it's a fact yeah do you run into pete russell try try player manager yeah like it's right there yeah they had to stop that shit early well that's what's also crazy about him gambling

yeah dude was doing all the things yeah his all-star pitcher suddenly got sat before a game yeah what's going on here did you play any sports back uh i played baseball when i was younger yeah i my first year in high school i played and then i stopped and i started skateboarding and then just did skateboard are you a skater yep all throughout high school um and then i stopped that when i found the gym because i was afraid of getting injured and then not being big anymore which is body dysmorphia to the max and now he does both and now he's big and he skates yeah i picked up again like three years ago so i had like 15 years off and i just started again and i was like oh shit i can still do this what what kind of skating are you doing like street

or street skating yeah yeah yeah that's awesome yeah he's better than you think right now he's doing he's grinding into fucking kickflips and nollies and shit that i can't even yeah i was really good in high school i'm really good like i would have like been 20 years if i didn't stop like 20 years of skating but i picked it up uh pretty quick like there was a lot of adjustment period to like your body getting used to impact again and just like the you know being 50 pounds heavier but um there's some things i'm better at now and some things that i'm just like haven't fully come back like consistency and whatnot but it's a lot of fun have you had a massive spill since you've come back um i i just like rolled like sprained my ankle pretty badly i haven't skated in about a month i thought i broke it um so it was gnarly yeah it was very swollen very bruised

i thought i heard a pop i'm still not sure i didn't it's fine now like i can move it but i'm not ready to skate on it again. It was a stupid flat ground trick and I just rolled over it. Have you noticed any changes in skate culture? Oh, tons. Yeah. I mean, one of the biggest things from... When I stopped skating, it was 2006

around. So I was from 2000... 2001 to 2006 is when I sk so like it was before all the internet stuff and now like everything is different now where we're like we were making skate videos for like ourselves like sponsor me taped you like mail into shops and whatever and now like the whole like instagram people posting clips like there's so much different about it it's cool like you can just access so much content so much knowledge like i can watch tutorials and like really hone my tricks where before i'd have to just figure it

out myself or from somebody who was better than me yeah and there was not a whole lot of information maybe you find like a how-to video that you get like mailed to you but now you just like google it and you know put it on youtube and i've i've learned tricks that i was really good at as a kid i got better at now because of certain youtube videos that like really break down the physics of it you can like google the recipe yeah exactly and people just more time on a skateboard in terms of like years as far as like skateboarding goes people learn how the mechanics of it and how to break it down and as they get better they get better at teaching it and the information is out there then it just evolves like crazy but now it's at a point where like the things people are doing on a skateboard

is just absolutely insane do you think it's like that with like porn and having sex or people just trying to bang their stepsister now yeah i think there's escalation in everything you do yeah yeah you know at some point you'll be like all right so like what's the newest weirdest shit like i mean it's probably especially in porn you know yeah yeah I don't know yeah it's gonna be tough to live up to yeah I mean definitely I mean you see the porn stars going nutty on the clit sometimes yeah so what do you think probably a lot of high school guys college guys me guys who are just like trying to dj yeah yeah yeah man that's that's too much bro i gotta downer of a moment actually can i bring it down it's

kind of genuine i it makes me sad in the porn industry they're they're not long for the earth sometimes they have tough outcomes and a porn star i was a big fan of i just uh saw recently she passed away this year still young A couple have passed away this year. Yeah. That's crazy. It's a tough industry, man. Yeah. It's a fast life.

Totally. I think, do you think it's gotten better for them with OnlyFans though? I was hoping that it's more like culturally accepted because it's so ubiquitous now, but I think there still is a lot of- Stigma? Yeah. Stigma and just like hardship. It's just a hard job i think yeah

that's why dudes are always like it's an easy job it's lazy i'm like you don't know what it takes it's hard to age gracefully i think a lot of people don't know like really when the other shoe is going to drop on either of those things you know like it hasn't not a lot of this has been around long enough to see like the full outcome of it right so you don't have people been like i've started and i've also now reached the end of it and i've seen what it's like to live the whole life cycle of it we're only at the very beginning of a lot of this where it's like all the fun and enjoyment and you're not like oh i've done this and live this and this is how it ended for me no one really knows how these certain things are going to play out so that's so smart yeah information as far as how

to make your decision on it and what it's going to be like and i think like porn would probably be the most you get but that's still relatively new with like the internet just being as widely available in the past decade yeah and i'm not trying to say it's like a bad thing to do like there's i'm not making any kind of moral judgment it's just something i've noticed in terms of like the outcomes yeah that sometimes occur that i think are awful and totally you know something that i don't know people should think about but it's interesting yeah there's a lot of weird not weird dangerous things that happen in those circles i think i think it's also it's got to be hard it's cool that only fans opened up opportunities for people for sure to just like be financially independent

like fuck yeah that's awesome i think the tough part is and we've probably all experienced this in this room is that like so much of like of your growth and your brand integrity is tied to just not just you and your creativity, but how you look, your sexuality. And those have deep ties to stronger cords within you that can make you sway into bad things probably because it's going to be tough. make you sway into bad things probably because right it's gonna be tough you know if you wake up every day and like top yourself to keep the subscribers going up but like you're doing stuff and only fans that might be risque like where does that become dangerous yeah i don't know no you're you're thinking about yourself constantly and you're how you make money off this one part of you yeah that's got to kind of rub you down a little bit yeah for sure i did a couple girls recently who have only fans and are like serious about it and uh it was interesting watching how their

like minds work like they definitely are like creatively inspired the same way i think we all are like they want to do different things they want to you know express themselves through it to be good at anything you have to see the craft in it right you gotta use some kind of passion about some aspect of it and that's why and to be good at it you got to be better than other people like there is like a skill to it yeah i think people underestimate and something i learned too from a friend who does it recently is that like at least for them they have a big following it's a couple is that like in order to keep your income even steady but especially if you want to keep it growing on only fans for them they have to always do the next thing they

have to be planning the next big thing because a lot of people, they wanna either see you naked and then they got their fix and they're out, or like, okay, now that they saw you naked, they wanna see you with a guy now. What's the next forbidden thing that they can push you to do?

Okay, they got that. Once they get their fix, a lot of people just unsubscribe. Right. Yeah. So it's like, how do you keep them? And then like, but if you're chasing that versus your own agenda, then you're kinda at the mercy of of what people want to see. Yeah.

Yeah. Almost the most profitable person would be someone who came in full devout Muslim covered, started with a toe. Yeah. And then you could pull that narrative over a couple of years. Bro, that's why I think Drake is so fucking huge because he started off this nerdy ass dude who like not everybody liked. And he's had a fucking glow up every other year. He had so much room to grow yes from like best i ever had to bearded drake like in the caribbean so different totally different

why didn't jack harlow do that why isn't jack harlow glowing up every fucking year he started off some nerdy kid he's blowing up a bit he should be black by now i think he yeah i know does he want it enough i don't know yeah like does it seem like he did it in just one jump who jack harlow oh he already glowed up right yeah well yeah i mean it was a flash yeah and it's like oh he's he's here he's maxed out of stats yeah oh you think he's on the other side i think he's maxed out i think he has like one more trick maybe but it seems like i'm eager to see are you putting him in the fetty wop category uh well let's not speak to like if he's gonna be a you know a fed i missed first of all that was amazing maybe i missed fetty whopper i missed the fetty whop era

the whole thing you know we don't deserve we don't deserve him um no but it feels like i'd like to see people evolve like cap was saying um i think like if you look at jack harlow do we what do we see next for him you know how is he gonna evolve is he jacked no oh jacked harlow jack harlow man that could be a thing yeah jack harlow i'm getting a hemsworth kind of energy now yeah let's see i mean he yeah he's cute though what's up no he is a good looking i just want to give credit where i feel like people will think it's due he's also funny did you see him in dave no was he good it's funny yeah like it's very self-aware which is like goes a long way with me i think with other kinds of artists i mean he uh our friend at hand i said

she like interviewed him one time she said he has that that energy that vibe that's very seductive yeah he just didn't he didn't say anything but he was just kind of like what's up that's the vibe i get yeah and i'm like how do you get that vibe you give that's the you just did it you just did you feel it yeah i felt because i'm like are you born with that do you cultivate it or you just go like this you just gotta do that yeah yeah yeah it's like summoning a genie just rub your hands on maybe that's my next glove i'll just be like what's up you gotta be hungover all the time you see chat lady dude no what's it i think you have the sun has to hurt your eyes i don't drink for the drunk i drink for the hangover it makes me cooler what did you guys think of this j cole backing down oh i'm so fucking mad i'm so mad i'm so mad

what was that it was just him being like so healed i know being mature and like mature because that the diss track he put out was fucking fine i really like he said some things i was like okay he came he's coming for kendrick in a really real way saying some shit no one's ever said before it's bars he dropped like a mixtape or album the same day like it was a whole thing two days later apologizes i don't care if you're healed and like that you're a bigger person give it like two weeks yeah or do that before the diss track don't do it so soon afterwards i feel this way but i'm about to want to go off yeah he's like you know i feel bad actually i don't want to fight it's cool to be mature i'm like it's a rap beef like you guys aren't actually going to kill each other just talk shit yeah it was weird i uh did you guys

already see it or hear i didn't keep up with did you hear the track the diss track no okay so kendrick random history is drake and j cole put out that song first person shooter where cole gives every all three of them their flowers. Kendrick comes out of nowhere like two months later on Metro Boomin' and Future's album. And he's like, fuck that. I'm the only good one. Fuck y'all. Especially fuck you, Drake.

And like starts going at him. Everyone's like, whoa, what the fuck? So then. Very exciting. A couple of weeks later, Cole drops this verse and he basically says like, okay, you want to do this? I'm the wrong one to play with because i usually play really nice i'm a big fan of you and your work but let's be honest like your first album was sick your second one was whatever your third one was the one we all like but after that you've been trash you've only dropped like 30 songs in the last like 12 years what are you doing just

goes at his neck and it was sick everyone's like fuck yeah rap is back two days later he's at his own festival he goes on stage he's like yo y'all heard that track yeah i shouldn't have done that i'm feeling bad about it like i love that dude i want love for everybody i'm in my feelings about it i just wanted to say it and everyone's like no even could j cole fans like why would you do that so automatic l puts the whole beef in a weird place i don't know yeah what's kendrick supposed to it'd be cool if kendrick went at him again and was like no he probably will yeah he probably will i feel like he switched like what movie they were in halfway through like i thought i was in this cool like eight mile movie and then it ended as like a sitcom episode where there was

this come to you know kindness moment yeah no i don't want that or or even if he would have said hey this is stupid i don't want to be play fight arguing with another like 35 year old man i'm above that like put a little bit of don't be so like huggy about it yeah like what if thanos before he snapped was like you know what nah yeah nah this is wrong even black panther like well it's more like after he snapped yeah he's like oh actually i'm gonna bring everybody back i kind of fucked that up yeah my host you just be pissed like you just killed everybody then apologize yeah it's gonna snap again yeah he does it again so and he's he asked kendrick to come back at him he's like take your shot it's okay he did well he said like you can take a shot it's like one of those things where he's like take your shot it's okay he did well he said like you can take a shot

it's like one of those things where he's like gonna hug him like hug him while he screams at him like that's okay bro it's okay it's like prison therapy no one wanted yeah you know what you know what did it the eclipse it was the eclipse it's something in the sky yeah yeah you mean push a t from clips is that what you mean? Yeah. He goes, I'm the greatest. I think he has the best diss track of all time. Well, I don't know. Tupac had a crazy diss track. Hit him up.

Hit him up was crazy. Who else had one? Oh, Nas's was crazy back in the day, Jay-Z. Ether. Yeah, Pusha T's was diabolical. I mean, because I like the morality of it. Yeah. To demand someone be a good father to their abandoned child he also

baited drake which was the craziest part he baited him with a weaker diss track drake responded he's like gotcha and then he came with the one he really wanted to drop that was the part very clever oh no vaseline that's a good one has there been comedy beefs there's been like accusation there's like dennis leary and bill hicks i heard there's like real life comedy beefs like they don't do it on camera but i heard that comedians fucking hate because well they start it yeah we could start it up we started yeah let's start a beef i think there's a lot of positive things to come out of that as long as we don't tell anybody that we actually like yeah man fuck dude i never met him but i feel like he's not the game yeah i'm trying to think who i could

go after you want to go after someone ahead of you right you got a headhunt a little bit but someone that you know you could you know you can shoot at you could yeah they got i think kumail nanjiani oh i think you knock him i got him dead to rights i know that guy well you gotta get on you gotta get on juice well i'm gonna that's that part of the reason i brought him up is because of that's what that's but bro he's not he doesn't know how to fight though he looks like that so he doesn he doesn't know how to fight, though. He looks like that, so he doesn't have to know how to fight. No, no, he's not ready for it.

Well, here's the plan. First, you come out with a special talking about who... The whole special is about how Camille is trash. This guy sucks. Yeah, yeah. And then people will be like, but you aren't even jacked. Time for the glow up. Steroids number two.

Steroids number two. A year later, you come out... I've been looking for a reason. More jacked. On that cycle. More jacked and more oiled up than that yeah re-roids and they come out with a new special yeah it's called what now i'm trying to think how i'd go after him i went i cycled through a couple of the ones that i've

heard in other rap beefs and they're all feeling a little unsafe for me i don't know if i can fully own it but i'm not backing down okay let me i just don't know what i'm doing yet if a hundred of his top fans and a hundred of your top fans fought who went in that like civil war oh in a fight yeah oh dude hundred on a hundred lights out gorilla radio our guys are going to work on that i think that's what you do i think you just stage a brawl it's old-fashioned yeah like some outsiders some deuces wild type energy yeah i love that a big hundred on a hundred fight green street hooligan i mean when you're in high school those are like yeah the sacred texts i threw a trash can at a guy one time really yeah one of those metal ones wow

did it hit him yeah it did it was close to hitting my friend which i as soon as i launched it i was like oh that was a bad idea uh it was already dented from someone else. I picked it up and it did dent again. Wow. Good. That's got to feel good. He fell and then Jay Harp started beating him up. Okay. Yeah.

Good. It just like got the guy. Hey, his feet. Is he dead? He didn't die. No, he's fine. We don't know where he is. Yeah.

Actually, I don't know. Yeah. He's got some damage. The thing about beefs is though, like if have like a much smaller fan base or like a much less like of a household name and you challenge somebody and you win you take all the chips it's yours you take all their following that's why people make careers off of star yes especially on the internet yep that's facts so do we go after joe rogan is that what you're saying you silence silence us he might be too far removed he's so far in the in the kingdom it's like hard to see him yeah he wouldn't even care yeah that's the thing

i'm just gonna go beef for the week i'm just gonna randomly pick you're done bring it back bring back conflict guess what i don't want to make my own shit anymore time to make fun of your shit yeah let's go what was the last good internet beef internet beef uh shapiro candace who's that oh oh ben shapiro and candace owens yeah i thought they're on the same team i think he fired her not anymore oh word i don't even know that who's uh oh uh um alex jones versus uh the state of connecticut logan paul george jank i was gonna say are all of our internet beefs news correspondents yeah but logan paul george they had a beef i don't know i i feel like they i don't really know but it seemed like they did they had hurt feelings yeah he because george believes in god and i think logan doesn't do you guys believe in classic i would have thought

i would have thought logan was a super hardcore christian old school a holy war yeah it's a holy war wait logan paul doesn't believe in god he gives off closet christian yeah true i think he was like george was getting more and more into god and then logan was like doesn't he's stupid yeah really yeah basically and they'd be on it on the pod which i mean it all felt kind of manufactured okay because it's like they're airing it out on the pot but now george has his own podcast where he talks about god all the time and i think it's crushing god oh yeah um the cockpot yeah uh side gods on oh no man that prime drink is good though that guy seems like kind of a simp damn that's what a way to end it have you guys tried peptides

yet no but no i've heard i did them okay what's the well yeah wait first i want to hear you for me explain it because i remember somebody tried to explain it to me and i thought it was hilarious i think i wrote it down do you have to inject them i'll do a bad job it is injected so it's like a precursor to hgh but it doesn't mess with your pituitary system as much because it actually activates like the androgen like pre-receptors so it just tells your body to get that thing moving without like running it overkill like on a like a car engine okay how am i sounding good so far way better than the other guy all right so it also depends on what you did i did bpc 157 which helps

your like uh tendons stay strong and recover from injury i did that in conjunction with uh ijc 1295 and then i threw in a little copper ku for the skin and hair and i gotta tell you we got to dulles airport in washington dc and i thought i was gonna faint i was in the worst shape of my life for a couple of days. I had to go to a- Wait, this is like day one after doing it or same day? Like day three. Okay. And I was just like, there'd be days where I just feel incredible.

And then the next day I was like, something is like medically wrong. And you're doing it when you're going to go to the gym right after? No, you do them, you're supposed to do them in the morning, but it was making me drag ass. So I started doing them at night. Okay. Because I guess your human growth hormone produces best when you're sleeping okay and uh i just i don't know maybe it works for some people i know a lot of people are swearing by i had a very rough experience did

you have any uh like instruction going into it or were you just like because it yes but they were in chinese what i'm gathering is you're just a sender like you're just like yeah this is crazy here's some chemicals that i can shoot into my i'm a bit of a chemist but i went to a i went to one of those fancy you know uh i don't know like what do you call them marijuana wellness clinics yeah right by like right next door but dude they were crazy willy-nilly they did my blood work i got all my blood work done they they made it feel super legit and then i called them and i was like hey man i feel like shit i'm nauseous i think i'm gonna faint and the nurse practitioner literally laughed at me i'm no no you need some more of these star wars robot named yeah you need some more icp2j r2dnfj wait so what'd she say she was

like she's like she was she didn't laugh like super hard but i was like describing my symptoms she's like oh wow like kind of like i think it was a way to deflect responsibility from it being about them that's a weird way to do it she's like you're traveling you're tired and i was like no no no like this is case specific to the stuff i'm taking couldn't be no way yeah exactly these these new random chemicals yeah she said nothing about it no not really they just they didn't say anything i just discontinued on my own i don't even think they made that recommendation but i do know that the product is varies from place to place you never saw it through you're still seeing it i did it for a week or two and then i was like this just doesn't work for me okay because i was the only experience i had heard about them and like and

then a couple years ago i saw somebody who had been doing them for like a little less than a year who i hadn't seen since last time i saw him before he started and he looked fucking incredible and he's older he's probably like in his mid 40s early 50s i might have to get back on him and he looked great he had more hair he was lean like he looked younger i was like god damn what is this guy on right so peptides his peptides my buddy talks about them all the time and he's trying to get me on them but i just never followed up yeah he said it's the best he's ever felt i just can't see myself injecting myself with anything that does seem tough although i've heard once you start doing it it's kind of like you look forward to it i get a rush out of it that makes it worse yeah you feel like you're doing healthy

heroin you're like i'm a bad boy but i'm good yeah do they know the long-term effects yet are we just okay so you took them oh it's the energy why to I'm like did I pay for that they're making up they're getting it as they go like this okay so describe you're just gonna faint like okay so this could be part of it yeah they're taking notes oh so warrior side effects yo guys speaking of unknown substances we put in our body can i have one of these green i'm so thirsty oh magic oh yeah yeah what is it i'll do one too yeah magic mind so um thank you magic mind is i didn't see those behind that and i thought you were just talking about beer i mean i could wash it down with a easy rider yeah it's it's got like it's like a good alternative to

caffeine with nootropics it's got like matcha in there it's got a bunch of like mushrooms like nootropics like uh lion's mane cordyceps it helps boost your brain chunk on that one oh because you guys are jacked but you're getting your minds jacked with magic yeah how you look to your brain it's not bad you want to try my mic yeah this is empty i can't give you i'm sorry sorry mike but you got to do it dude do more stress less oh yeah please um all right so how did you guys become good friends we met through we had mike was i mean i knew i was aware of my stuff from back in the day because we were doing youtube at the same time and similar demo and there wasn't many other people doing what we were doing for that demo at the time and then we were almost on a movie project together that

tfm you guys remember tfm yeah they were putting together a movie that ended up i don't did it ever happen i don't think it happened we never just hurt like everyone stopped talking to each other yeah yeah so it just fell apart mutual ghosting really oh i guess that's not happening but we were attached to that and then we asked him to come on to do a couple videos with us on our channel back in i don't know 2016 17 around there and then when we were writing real bros i was like oh we should get mike in here that'd be great like for the role and then he came on set he just moved to our part of la or at least the valley which i knew well so we're chopping up about that. COVID hits like right after.

We started kicking it. It was, what are we going to do? And we just hit it off. We became boys, started working out. Yeah. And now you guys own an apparel company together, right? Yeah. I love the clothes.

Yeah? They're awesome. I was wearing the sweatpants this morning. Oh, hell yeah. Someone sent me a video of you guys wearing them. Oh, yeah. Really? I wear them all the time.

Yeah, I do wear it a lot. When did you guys, so it's the shell corp when did you guys start it uh november uh 2020 was when it launched okay in bermuda mike was starting it by himself and then i was helping him direct the first string of media and then he asked me to come on and partner with him to help run it and yeah it's been great been great. Oh, yeah. Look at that. So do you guys like, is this a, it's a daily operation, right? Like you guys are. And so what is, I know what's something you've learned about running a business that you didn't anticipate changing from like doing content to like doing hard product like this? Honestly, everything.

I've been doing apparel for a long time. Like I, with my bro science channel, most of my income is from clothing but it's merchandise it's it's printing on blanks it's a totally different process than what uh this is a little more fashion forward it's a reverse of it it's like we're making clothing first and then using the media to that you know our expertise in that to to make advertising support it but it's all cut and so you, it's not none of its blanks. It's takes a while to produce. You got to stay months and months ahead of it. So that's a big thing.

Are the margins tighter than or you just boost the price because it's better? It depends. Like, it depends on what we're making, because there's certain things where, like, we want this material and we want all these details and it's going to cost X amount. And we don't want to sell it for a certain amount that would make the margins better. Cause it just feels like where we're at as a company and the price point we want to leave it. It's a little bit fixed. Whereas some things, um, you can inflate, inflate it a bit to just, you know, have better margins where, um, with like merchandise it's, it is kind of fixed, you know, like I can't, I'm not going to sell a t-shirt with like funny

designs on it for $45. Your margins can go down a little bit depending on who you work with and how you can cut costs here and there. But since everything we make is completely custom and varies quite a bit, the costs vary as well. And then we decide where we want to position it price-wise. Yeah. It's been fun, man. It's been a lot of fun. We're both very passionate about it we love it so much the biggest challenge for me has been well one just learning this business model

which is very different than like what we're used to i think entertainment like putting content out wise there are some overlaps for sure especially since we're a media center company but it is also very different having to like move units you know and not just like get views or get like subscribers which is like a little bit lower impact for the user um and i think this is like a more vulnerable artistic project in a lot of ways i think with comedy like a lot of times those jokes come from vulnerable places but you're masking them in the joke so not many people see that you know right you have to actually say i think this is cool yeah you have to actually i think this is cool i like this yeah yeah i want to wear this when i'm being sincerity to it so i think that's it's hard

it's been challenging to get people to see themselves in these clothing sometimes right because maybe they they think oh that's not really me i don't really take chances like that stylistically i don't usually wear this kind of stuff which is funny because every time someone says that and puts the stuff on they love it and they end up wearing it and they're a lifetime customer which we love um but i think it's just been a lot of our mission is convincing people that like hey you can look good in clothes like these and they you always do yeah i rock the uh the cargo pants often yeah with the with the drawstring i'll go up mission cargoes you know what because you um i'd seen them i just seen people maybe it's like noelle miller someone's like right now i was like i want to get some cargo pants then you sent me that box i was the cargo i was like

these are perfect yeah those oh yeah and camos are the black which ones uh the camo yeah yeah did you get pants jt yes okay good and i i don't want to i want to take a swing at it is the theme kind of it's like taking traditional kind of like male iconography and then filtering it through like kind of like a toxic relationship uh like motif a little bit i mean there's there's um like because the x games love bomber yeah i think that's okay so like a shell corporate is like a business where you which you use to hide money right so one of our main like mantras is like what are you hiding and it's like a it's like a testament to like write that like an actual shell corporation but also the idea that like people often hide like the cooler like you know lighter sides of themselves by wearing the same clothes over and over again but if you step into

like something more stylized and more intention like you might see a different like side of yourself that you like right so it's like what are you hiding are you hiding like a cooler you know fresher more updated version of yourself and i think with the toxicity stuff that we play a lot of jokes on is like those are just like the darker sides of relationships that people often hide right that we're like bringing to light and making funny i like that yeah like own it yeah own it take like the fear out of it yeah you're not so afraid of being that thing exactly it's like owning the parts that people a lot of irony that goes into it but there's you know it comes from a real place of yeah that whole thing like we've all experienced whatever that emotion is whether it's just toxic or or sadness or heartbreak and putting into something that is

cool like there's a coolness to to sadness in some way like totally like darkness well because i think because when people accuse you of it i think the instinct is to defend yourself and be like no i'm not like that but it's so much quicker to just like yeah i'm i am that bad thing and then you can actually climb your way out of it yeah and sometimes we're saying like with our x game stuff we were like saying lines when we're shooting they're like fuck this is this one is like hitting home for either us or the other actresses on set like jesus my ex literally said that to me there's a moment of like where we had to like cut a couple times because it felt too real yeah like that's usually where the joke

stops right like you hit that joke you laugh you thought on stage we're like okay now what's the clothing side of that right yeah you go again so what yeah what's your favorite side of the biz favorite part of it um designing the clothing yeah like the actual clip the garments yeah like yeah i have so much fun as soon as like we get like we were passing back uh ideas the other like a couple weeks ago and i'm like juiced i'm like on my phone like yeah yeah okay that looks great yeah or he sends me something randomly i'm like oh that's sick and then we'll like we'll go shopping together we'll look at stuff we'll like break it down like that's what the passion is yeah people said the money probably i think it's very cynical from the group chat i don't like that at all yeah should we block that guy yeah get out of here

dad memes is that what your favorite part of everything too? He's on timeout. Hilarious. You're on timeout, BTH dad memes. Should we do some calls? Yeah, let's run it. Let's do it. Are fashion people way different than comedy people?

I don't really know any fashion people. I think the ones I've met take themselves a little more seriously a lot of times. Yeah. But we don't hang out with those people, though. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Can't take yourself too seriously around us, man.

I run into that. I'm trying to be. I would love to meet a comedian who takes himself seriously. I can't stand actors who take themselves too seriously. Yeah, they're good actors sometimes, though. They're usually great actors. They just can't stand actors who take themselves too seriously yeah they're good actors sometimes though they're usually great actors they just can't do interviews no keep them off the internet or have a conversation keep them away from people yeah yeah i thought it made sense dramaturgically oh god yeah that's my guy like grown-up theater Hello? Oh, what up, dude? Who dat? Hello?

Hello? What up, dude? What up? What up, dude? What up, bro? Like this guy. Oh, shit. Are we live?

Yeah, bro. Oh, what's up, guys? What's up, dude? What's going on? What are you doing? What are you wearing? What am I wearing? New balance. That's it? What aren't, dude? What are you doing? What are you wearing? What am I wearing? New Balance. That's it?

What aren't you wearing? That's what's up. So New Balance, no shirt, no pants. Nice. Love that. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Work from home day, you might work out. Yeah, I'm actually going to be going to the gym here in a minute.

That's awesome. Yeah, what day is it? Is it back day? Huh? Back day? It's all over because I haven't been to the gym in like a hot month. Jesus. Are you on peptides?

I wish. You can make that happen. JT's got some of you. We know somebody in Hawaii. You're probably tougher than me yeah what's the deal with this peptide stuff i don't know dude i think i might just be too soft to handle it but i'll send you my bottles and see if you are a better responder just take some pepsid and then a tide pod and you mix them up and that's basically the same thing you check it with some c4 that goes for everyone because i'm like i'm six four but i have like gumby proportions oh damn rectangular head no yeah exactly kind of like long dangling arms okay i ride a clay horse

yeah so i really want to put some kind of basically i watched roadhouse and i was like i want that rig oh the jill and hall bod roadhouse was great yeah it's pretty fun he's in unbelievable shape yeah yeah he was ripped that had to be peptides oh yeah call it dude you know did you see it uh he's i'm not i'm not ready to give that kind of credit to peptides yeah you're going bigger no i don't think you can do that so you think it's something big oh yeah you think it's something bigger than peptides i mean isn't it usually and and you know you've got to turn around your body that quickly i don't know if they're gonna hollywood's gonna be like what about peptides yeah they'll be like how about we go with the classics let's run the hits maybe maybe. Steroids.

Let's go. And Gyllenhaal knows what he's doing. He's done it. This isn't his first time on the needle train, I'm guessing. Sorry, Jill. Hypothetically, if you could have a Gyllenhaal physique or... Brad Pitt Fight Club? No, I think this is close to Fight Club.

I think this or Hemsworth and Thor. I think this is closer to fight club i think this or hemsworth and thor i think this is closer to thor than fight club really way leaner thor is thor is massive he's huge no he's yeah he's not huge like that but i think that's just frame hemsworth is just a big boy well yeah that's that's bigger yeah yeah that's diet that's everything just two completely different plans. I'm going Thor. Yeah, same. And I would like generally lean more towards like the Gyllenhaal, but I'm picking the Thor one there.

Because Gyllenhaal didn't have any chest. What about you, Gumby? Oh, geez. He just said Gyllenhaal. Well, now we're, you know, he maybe hasn't seen Thor. Oh, Gyllenhaal versus Thor? Yeah. Who do you want? said jill and all yeah well now we were you know he maybe hadn't seen oh like oh oh jill and all versus thor yeah who do you if you could pick anyone to look like dude honestly honestly i i think jill and all okay now what about those two versus the original patrick

swayze in the original roadhouse can you pull patrick sway yeah he's leaning me here's the thing like we've seen this a million times he's gonna say gyllenhaal he's gonna achieve gyllenhaal and be like fucking give me thor dude yeah you're not gonna be big enough that's how it works yeah gotta be quick while you're ahead sway these hair though yeah yeah that hair is body dysmorphia a bad thing it's it's no yeah i know it's a driving force to be great yeah yeah what ails you brother oh my god so much dude oh dude talk to us bro we're right here sorry um so i'm like well i would say fresh off of a breakup but it's uh it's going on like four months now okay but it uh it still feels pretty fresh um it's kind of like four months now. Oh, dude. But it still feels pretty fresh.

It's kind of like my first one. Oh, man. I'm sorry, man. How long were you guys together for? Yeah. Almost two years. Damn. Okay.

She was your first love. Yeah. Did you lose your virginity to her? I sure did, dude. That's a big one, man. Yeah. And I'm 28. Well, I'm 28 28 now but i was 26 at the time so uh got me beaten a little humor for sure it's all great baby that's all right man happens when

it's supposed to happen so how are you feeling now yeah um i'm feeling all right you know uh i actually just got on some new anti-depress medication so uh um yeah feeling pretty good actually but uh it's been been a struggle i didn't get out of bed like the other day so been there yeah well by the way this is christian pierce and you got mike tornabene here we're the guests today we have not like super recently but gone off gone through breakups in the recent ish past at the same time yes sir so we can relate, dude. We were there not too long ago. Heartbreak's no joke.

It's crazy, dude. It's like it's one of those things, you know, where, I don't know, like listening to this podcast and when people write in and it's all these breakup stories and then, I don't know. Yeah, I just never really related to it and it all seems kind of the same like everyone kind of goes through the same emotions and stuff but then when you're actually in it it's like well yeah it feels pretty singular yeah it hits you like a ton and then it when it lingers i remember my last one like it hit me a few months later where you're just like

oh and then it just lingers for you know even even if you're like seeing other people whatever you know that yeah it takes a while for the fog to lift there's that short period where you think you might be over it like in like the early stage like oh i think i got past it yeah and then a couple days later you're like nope here it really comes it's like when you think you're you wake up without a hangover but really you're still drunk you don't realize it yet the false's the false we're back. Yeah, exactly. We're so back, baby. The next day you're like, ooh.

Fuck. Not as back as we thought. Well, dude, what are you doing to improve your life and get back to a healthy mindset? Good question. I'm a big snowboarder. I live here in Denver. Oh, nice. And the breakup kind of sucked a lot of the fun

out of it for sure we'd uh we'd do a lot of that together so but i uh i got back on the back on the snowboard the other day had a blast oh fuck yeah um yeah getting back into going to the gym like i mentioned um got pretty fired up watching watching roadhouse dude you got to use those heartbreak gains man yeah you'll you'll make the most progress if you use that in the gym don't don't waste this time get to the gym use that pain you'll be like new man breakups are the best thing to transform yourself yeah sometimes it just get heartbroken on purpose just to get just to fall yeah yeah yeah like three years ago what was i gonna say really fall in love really hurt myself and be like oh i cannot wait for this transformation baby give it to me thank you she's not even out

the door and you're just putting plates on the bar why do you think i gained 25 pounds last year to to build more armor around the heart exactly you cannot hurt me yeah i can't reach it what was your question gunby oh i i forget actually i think we're talking about the thing that that we need i'm pretty flustered right now to be honest oh no don't be flustered you're killing it and uh we're grateful that you called in to uh to share this with us yeah thanks for being vulnerable dude it's not easy you could have just lied and told us something else so appreciate that and you're helping other people who are hearing it i do have one thing and um so when you mentioned like like moving on you know going uh yeah bar scene or whatever getting back out there i guess yeah and uh i i mean there's no elegant way to put this but i have really saggy balls cool man women like big balls

they love them when i heard like i told a friend or a co-worker that because that's just kind of like casual work talk i guess sure yeah Sure, yeah. Better than emails. Yeah, yeah. I told a co-worker that, and they reassured me that, like, 70-year-olds love a nice pair of swingers. So wait, so you think about going to that demographic? Or are you just looking very forward to the future? The thing is, like, yeah,

I'm trying to i'm trying to kind of stay my age but uh i feel like you feel like john ham when he was auditioned for cw parts dude exactly do you exactly do you feel like you get a lot of i feel like the balls go unnoticed mainly as far as like aesthetics go i think it's so true and it's sad really because there's a lot of great balls out there yeah but also you got to think the woman you sleep with she's seen probably at most 50 sets of balls you don't even really have an opinion on balls until you get to like 80 wait so is your fear that like this is going to get in the way or already has gotten the way of you putting yourself out there like i mean i'm just i'm just kind of self-conscious about it i mean amongst plenty of other things but uh yeah my my ex kind of brought it up as as the first

woman to like see my my penis yeah well i'm not surprised she's a fucking bitch yeah wait did she she brought up she moves her virginity to you because if she's just going one off one she doesn't know what she's talking about. Good point. No, dude. I was like her 10th boyfriend. That's not even a big enough sample size to start passing judgment on saggy balls. And she was dating guys from Alaska with their skinny little frozen sacks.

And have you hooked up with people since the breakup? Oh, nah. oh nah i uh i actually my friends went out and uh i i was on hinge for a hot second because you know i thought i was kind of over it but uh i i wasn't deleted it but anyway you should go out there and start guts yeah yeah i get out there 100 frontal assault hinge talking to people at the gym bar everywhere you go you're just thinking i'm gonna get this pain externalized i'm gonna talk you're a nice guy i'm not worried about you causing like unnecessary heartbreak just go out there and mix it up dude people love when people love when other people own something about themselves that other people might think is weird unattractive like

chicks think it's the hottest thing when a guy has like a weird quirk physically whatever it could be but he fucking owns my girlfriend craves anthony davis okay that's yeah let me yeah he's in the nba so wait what but he never changed the thing oh yeah unibrow is where that was going yeah is that something that comes up a lot no actually she never even mentioned it i just got the direction i thought we were going yeah gumby i mean you're shooing for a teabag fetish yeah wow for sure and let me tell you sometimes gumby there are chicks who honestly in my experience spend too much time on my balls yeah and i like i don't like it but like you're the guy for them yeah also think about

the sound those things must make yeah knockers wow that's a weird the power that comes with that yeah it's the second whip indiana bones dude think about that you know when i'm daddy when i was when i'd be having sex i'd be like that's what good mac and cheese sounds like oh my god you're a dog you're a sweetheart who's hurting but you're a dog too bro don't forget you got that in you yeah get out there and start playing the field man just like you know do it for the sake of having fun it'll help heal your heart a little bit like don't go out there looking for the next one and you know don't also hurt anybody or break any hearts go out there have

fun oh i'm be safe have some partners it'll help you heal help you get a different perspective and get yourself confidence back out buddy it's like you experience you know you saw the first godfather for the first time it's great experience but now there's this whole gangster genre that you get to explore you still got good fellas the other godfather her sister uh donnie brosco was very good there's a lot of good other you know stuff out there that i'm excited for you to engage with hell yeah and i think too hell yeah i want you to wake up every morning and say i love my balls there you fucking go because i love them write that on your mirror yeah you know michael jackson when he's doing the bad album he wrote

300 million or something i want you to write great balls yeah fuck yeah dude what i do when i'm feeling low self-esteem like i just haven't slept or worked out in a long time i feel like i look like shit i literally go in front of the mirror and i look at myself and i say this is me right now yeah this is me i don't run from it i look at i'm like this how i look i don't feel my best but this is me and i love myself yeah and then you had nothing to hide from yourself from there yeah so do that with your balls yeah mom i mean so yeah yeah i just i was gonna say like the the perineum sunning that you guys did um like i i it sounds intriguing and like it's super sunny in Denver right now. And I'm looking outside my window and it's like, if I toss those big stems over my hole to the sun,

like my balls, my skin curtain is, would, would, would cover my hole, you know? So it's like, they're really, anyway, don't make excuses. You got to move those Denver nuggets out the way, dude. Slide them over. Also sunlight on your nuts. That's going to boost your T. That's going to contribute to your gains. It's going to contribute to your heartbreak transformation.

I mean, imagine, dude. Maybe just go ahead and hit him, Chad. Yeah, I'm just saying, like, imagine if you're the guy in Denver that everyone knows who has tan, huge balls. Yeah. Right. Radiating testosterone. Maybe if you use a finger, you can, like, split the guy in Denver that everyone knows who has tan, huge balls. Yeah. Right. Radiating testosterone. Maybe if you use a finger, you can like split the balls in the center. Yeah.

Drape them over the b-hole like jowls on a Rottweiler. Or you can develop a device for this exact problem. And now you're solving a problem. And you're on Shark Tank. And you're on Shark Tank. You're going to be rich as fuck and your ex is going to regret this. Yeah. It's all going to be thanks.

The Gumby Hammock. And I bet you next dude, dude dude i bet you the next dude she ever hooks up with she's gonna like damn i miss i miss those balls she's not gonna find him again bro tight sack she's gonna think about your big ass with your big balls yeah big balls you're the man do we love you so i gotta okay oh okay yeah no go go go go is my go oh well you uh your guest brought up shark tank and i was watching the live stream saw that you guys did fashion and uh quick elevator pitch what about shorts where the drawstring is a tie like a dress tie and then it has a little collar that you like flip over so it's like a dress shirt he does have an image i don't hate that idea i like that you don't have to wear a shirt now

yeah love that yeah so it's like totally formal and i'm thinking like it would translate well to like bathing suits and stuff what do you call them like oh shit i haven't even thought that far yet oh man we need a name to market it. But this is not a bad idea. It's not bad. I mean, I think fancy pants already exist somewhere, but... I don't know them, so I feel like that's still available. This would definitely get people interested in looking at your pants a lot. Like, oh, let me see.

Let me tie this tie. That is interesting. The guy who's worried about people looking at his balls invented a garment that focuses eyes on your balls that's where you're you know that's your inner voice talking but then do you also have to know how to tie a tie well to tie your pants up it's a good way to learn fidget i mean i know there's like a lot of different types of knots but like i'm no boy i just kind of keep it basic nice well thanks for the inspo dude did the slogan yeah yeah feel free free. I mean, no, I don't need royalties,

but if you guys want to come and pay my rent, that'd be cool. Follow us on Instagram, send us a DM, and we'll keep you in the contacts. Dude, the top line, you like this tie? Wait till you see my balls. Hell yeah. Hello, sharks.

Walking up proudly. Thanks, sharks. Walking up proudly. Thanks, dude. Thanks, man. I was pretty dumb before this, but I'm feeling pretty stoked. About to go to the gym, do some commandos. Get those fucking games. Go ahead and put some of it down and get after it. Yeah.

You're going to crush it. Thanks, man. Hell yeah, guys. Later, bro. I appreciate it. Later, man. Good guy. What a legend.

Good guy. Nice. nice they always that chill yeah most for the most part yeah we've only had we never had like a mean dude no we had a heartbreaking call this yesterday he said he can't kickflip anymore anymore oh that's super heartbreaking yeah yeah it was his fear of injury oh so you got the yips yeah kickflip yips guys i'm interrupting this podcast you know once again that we are on tour tempe arizona tomorrow night so excited for that show i looked at the ticket count like two weeks ago it was high so make sure you get your tickets now because i'm pretty sure this will sell out or be close to sold out so make

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Hey, what's happening? Oh, it's a chick. Nothing much. How are you guys? Great. Just super chill. Just hanging out. Relax. Shirts off. What's up? Oh, it's a chick. Nothing much. How are you guys? Great. Just super chill. Just hanging out. Shirts off.

Yeah. No big deal. So what are you doing? Feeling empathetic. But like not too empathetic. I'm feeling pretty stoic. Yeah, not in a weird way. I got it together.

Confident. With all due respect, what are you wearing? Me? Yeah, consensually. No, we're talking about each other. He's talking to me. Just in a nutshell. me yeah consensually no we're talking about each other black jeans and a band t-shirt oh what band uh kitty cat fan club they're uh i think they're local to here i saw their show like also a big way back in the day okay sweet that's what's up dude shout out kitty cat fan club i think i hope they don't have like

they look they look chill we're looking them up it's like nine people in the band huh nine lives nine souls yeah true true sounds like they still have to have roommates you're in tempe right now what's it like out there oh um very hot let's see It's 83 right now, which isn't terrible, but it's completely sunny, so there's no clouds or anything. I love that. Oh, nice. You're just describing a really nice day. I mean, yeah, yeah.

It's pretty nice. Definitely getting a good tan in. Sweet. Hiya. So what ails you? Okay. Okay. So basically, there's this guy.

That's how it always starts, So he actually introduced me to the pod like around a year ago. And so I've kind of like had, you know, this crush on him. And I saw that you guys are coming to Tempe Improv on the 18th and so I asked him like two months ago when I saw like hey like would you be down to go to this with me and he like seemed super excited he's like yeah let's go and then it seemed like he was setting it up to be a date like he was like I'll pick you up we'll get poke bowls before like it was literally like perfect first date um but he ended up having to cancel. Like, yesterday, he found out he would be in Mexico. So he's not able to go. Pause for a second. I'm super bummed about it. So found out he had to be in Mexico. Yeah, I think he's going on, like, a family vacation or something.

How sloppy is he with logistics that out-of-country travel just sneaks up on him? Family, you know. Yeah. Is he an idiot? What's your fear right now? How sloppy is he with logistics that out-of-country travel just sneaks up on him? Especially with a family. Yeah. Is he an idiot? What's your fear right now? What do you think is going on here? Well, okay. I'm not.

I haven't really, like, told him, like, I guess how I felt, like, or that I'm interested in him. He knows. I'm kind of, you know, awkward. I mean, probably. I don't know. I think he likes me, but, like, I'm really awkward. I don't know how to flirt. Like like I'm really awkward I don't know how to flirt like I get kind of like shy around him so I wanted to like see like how how should I

tell him because I was going to use this as like see if it was going to be like a first date and you know be more flirty and like be more like obvious like I'm into you know what I mean yeah yeah so super bummed because i was looking forward to it for like the past you know two months and uh just you know a week and a half before i was like oh i'm super excited he's like oh yeah you know uh about that you know uh it's kind of mike what do you think bro i'm still laughing at jt's comment but like the losing track of the mexico trip is wild yeah it's like how how do you feel like i think it was i think it was impromptu like it was no no shot plan not how wait what's the timeline here you just found out that he's got to be in

mexico when does he have to be in mexico i think the 12th through the 21st so like tomorrow a nine-day trip to family reunions aren't like just or whatever it is those things they they put those things on the books about two years well hold on is he just like an irresponsible dude that's like forgetful like or no i think um i mean so it was our first time hanging out in like a week and a half because normally this is he's totally gonna know who i am when he hears this because it's like so obvious but oh so you're kind of telling him what you wanted to say though yeah i mean that's a flex this is kind of what happens at the end of the movie brown sugar facts wait so um go ahead sorry yeah so uh we do yoga like you know once or twice a week for the past week and a half like our schedules haven't lined up and so we like text sometimes

but it's kind of more like we really vibe in person and i'm not really a big texter so i think that's why he told me yesterday so you haven't been on a date yet but you've been hanging out yeah it's been kind of like how many hangouts i don't know i well so we do yoga like once or twice a week i asked him to like a battle of the bands thing back in february and he went to that but my childhood friend ended up being there and like it was really weird because you know he's he's a dude and so like I think it was probably like what what the heck no that's good for him I didn't know my other friend was gonna be there that's good for you too but my question is like why haven't y'all hooked up yet yeah what's going on there i don't know i just i don't know if he's

interested is it so cute that you both are shy maybe he's just not interested in yoga and battle the bands he just wants to battle your band yeah wait wait he's a kitty cat fan yeah this could be a classic case of like you guys are both waiting for the other person to make a move which is like a weird place to be in or one of you is misreading the signals like is he like a shy guy if he's shy yeah if she kisses him she can bully him into getting married right long after that yeah if he's shy just show him a titty yeah yeah i think he's just very respectful well then kiss him so shy kiss this boy has there been energy when you guys do

this stuff like do you have like moments where it's like oh there's a vibe here do you feel that yeah when you touch is it electric so i'm really awkward to touch but like yeah when i when i hug him it's like really nice oh why don't you just hug him and then broad daylight all right coffee shop i'm gonna go out and i'm gonna take a risk right here risk it i think you gotta let him know before he leaves for that fucking family reunion and i think you gotta hook up with him before he leaves to give him something to think about while he's there with his auntie yeah but don't give him the whole thing just give him a taste i think either you know either hit him with a text or a voice memo or just be like yo i'm coming over i'll

see you in 15 yeah no more yoga make him sit shotgun in your car and you're like look this is the deal i like you i think you're hot i want to like start dating and like maybe consensually adventuring into other physical forms of yeah love i want to do my downward dog yeah yeah yeah and then fucking make out with him and then be like all right i'll see you after reunion tap him on the butt and send him on his way yeah don't say much to him to just be at his door kiss him then go all right have a good trip out yeah and then he'll be like what kind of world am i living in it's full of excitement it sounds like a joke but like guys will respond oh they will yeah drive him crazy like anytime a chick is like just extra direct you're like i know i wasn't even thinking about this before but now i'm gonna do it and now it's i work for you you're the boss

yeah i'm the captain now yeah you know and since he listens to the party he'd be like you hear that episode um so that's the thing so it's tonight you know you were gonna be out of town tomorrow morning i take off so tonight girl you gotta do it what's your name sorry athena athena tonight's pretty man you'll be the goddess the goddess of the hunt you're just doxter you are the goddess of the hunt oh ryan worships you yeah whoa what's his name what's his name ryan yeah honestly i think pull up on athena bullseye what up dudes jt here interrupting the pod look we just had a beautiful moment i drew the connection between athena and orion and the

dude's name was ryan that was huge that felt great but i left the podcast and I realized I'd made an error. It's actually Artemis and Orion. She's the goddess of the hunt. Do I regret making the mistake? Yes, on a technical level. But am I glad I made the mistake because it led to this beautiful, beautiful stoke? Yeah. Yeah, send her the Twitch stream right now. Watch this stream.

Get ready for a titty yeah damn hit me up later tonight if you want the other one yeah yeah the real eclipse is coming honestly i think that dudes if on a last minute even he has some like real shit to do if you hit him up like i want to see you right now yeah like it makes you know not think it's like serious like dudes will drop anything if they think there's something in for them like that and i think you should lay it on him worst case scenario he's like too scared or like i don't know if i feel that way you still did the boss move yeah yeah you still did that xp confident thing yeah exactly and then he'll always be like subconsciously emotionally addicted to you and afraid of you yeah which he should be yeah you've got the motion of elixir manipulation 101 we got you yeah for sure for sure thank you um yeah no so he so this was supposed to be like first like actual date i think

i think um i i pick up some vibes that he's into me but yeah just like kind of respectful about things if he's respectful he's basically you're basically just saying he's shy. And that means he'll doubly appreciate you being direct. Just sending it. He's a little scared. I can hear in your voice that you want to take charge.

You know how I know? Because you called today. We're already taking action. Guide him out of the forest. You're like Liv Tyler in LOTR okay i was wondering which live tyler is gonna be yeah any arm again yeah that's gimley exactly one night at mccool's yeah wow gimley's crazy um all right well thank you so much for calling in athena you did great work today we think it's all going to progress nicely keep us posted you want to know how this unfolds yeah yeah um I wanted to ask do you guys feel like

meet and greets after the the show at all yeah mm-hmm okay because I would love to uh to maybe get like a signature for him but like maybe if I'm not able to make a move like you guys could be like you know this girl likes you fine let's take a photo let move, you guys can be like, this girl likes you. Fine. Let's take a photo. Let's take a photo and be like, we'll take a video. We'll be like, what up, Ryan? Come back from Mexico. I'm going to broker a deal here.

You send that move tonight. You make the move tonight. These guys will sign it and say whatever you need to say. That's it. I have to make it tonight? You have to. Do it tonight. Don't let that tension fall out.

If you leave and he leaves, who knows? Do it tonight. Make a move tonight. Make a move tonight. You have to. Don't let that tension fall out. If you leave and he leaves, who knows? Make a move tonight. Make a move tonight. You get your signed photo. Think about moments as they pass. They make Chad and JT sign a bra, so if he wants to see the fucking signature,

he has to undress you if you're ready for that level. Wow. Yeah. All right, we have a deal. All right, it's on. All right. Thank you, guys.

I appreciate y'all. Adios. Good stuff, guys. We just got done wow both late that was a huge breakthrough yeah huge yeah she was far from success there they had about three more years of almost that was a paradigm no one came in here how many more yoga classes can we crush sir are you excited for the date tomorrow oh i'm actually i'll be in mexico what's that yeah i forgot traveling internationally yeah i forgot if that's an honest mistake he sounds adorable yeah yeah he just i mean i don't be knowing my family's

doing stuff sometimes that's true oh fuck that's right yeah i think too he might have been a little bit too nervous to like tell her he's going to Mexico. Oh fuck I'm going to Mexico. Give him benefit of the doubt. Oh like he said yes and then he was scared to break the... Oh that's very sweet. Yeah let's see one more. 29.

Where is that? Washington? They're chiming people. Do you know your area codes dude i do i don't know why can i throw one at you sure wait do you know all the area codes from the song area code oh ludicrous one seven no probably not did he say your area code in it that's all he said mine i was in as a kid in chicago and then the one i moved to also in la which felt weird so many rap songs reference chicago and la what's happening what's up boys who's this this is chase i'm chase it is what up dude what's up guys how you doing doing good who's on the pod we got christian pierce my is it tornabene tornabene it Tornabene? Tornabene, yeah.

Mike Tornabene. It's a great name. Thank you. Mike, you got very warm energy. Yeah, you do. But your arms are crossed. But you're still very warm. Yeah, it's comfortable.

That's a big thing I think people don't realize. What I've also realized, too, is the older I get, I start to do what my dad does and what most Italian men, they just kind of just rest their arms on their stomach. Forget about it. I get the same mannerisms and I find myself doing it i'm like that's both terrifying and very comfortable yeah and it looks good yeah yeah it's cool so what's up chase it's good dude it was weird i was like walking into a conversation that felt like i wasn't supposed to be no you're more than welcome you are deserving so let's cut to the chase

nice nice um alright so do I just get into it then yeah as Chad said what ails you I'm sure that wasn't the first time you've heard that expression so yes well I guess let me ask you the question we asked everybody else in front of this last

two calls uh what are you doing what are you wearing let's warm it up a bit yeah soften him up let's see well i'm wearing just like a long sleeve brown shirt i guess okay are you actually wearing a long sleeve brown shirt yeah i'm wearing like a like a clothes thing garment yeah and then i got these things that cover my knees you're wearing pants or shorts some lulu lemon shorts oh he's athletic got leisure and he's got a little jing to throw around too there you go okay now what ails you yeah oh all right so i guess my question or whatever it is but so i just moved in like well i moved into into college like in august so i'm living with like some of my boys from my hometown,

but they've already been in school and I just transferred here from community college or junior college. So I get that vibe. I'm having like a, like a tough time. Like, I don't know. You feel like you're going to be the odd man out for a little bit. And how do you socially catch up? Yeah. Yeah, exactly. That is exactly. Very valid, man. it happens to all of us it's just time dude you're gonna have that first couple weeks where you feel a little out of place then incrementally you're gonna find yourself closer to the center of the circle and then it'll all feel like process that was helpful yeah

what do you what are you most worried about her like you're you know little fears going into it just like being left out like being being left out is probably like my biggest like uh what do you call it fear not fear but like it's the hardest feeling yeah it's a fear to be honest it really is it's brutal it's so painful i i think it's the root of all like human suffering basically is feeling left out 100 i agree not being seen okay and that would be shitty because like yeah you're putting yourself I think it's the root of all like human suffering basically is feeling left out. A hundred percent. I agree. Not being seen. Okay.

And that would be shitty because like, yeah, you're putting yourself out there. It's a new environment. Let me ask you this though, Chase, what are you most excited about? Most excited about man. Oh,

just hanging with the boys, I guess. Yeah. But like it goes, it goes hand in hand, like just being on my own for once trying to you know find out who i really am is it a new environment for you like city location very very new environment so i'm living in san diego right now cool awesome i'm originally from from like norcal okay so

and where is the school like a small city in NorCal. Where are you headed? Say that again? Sorry. Where are you headed? Where am I headed? Like you're going to a new city, right? In a new school? Oh.

Oh, you're there right now. I'm there right now. Oh, copy. So you're in SD. Okay, fire. Where are you going to be going to college? San Diego State. Nice.

Oh, dude, you're going to be fine, man. There's a party. Just go to PB. There's a party everywhere. You'll be all right. Yeah man there's a party just go to pb there's a party everywhere it'll be all right yeah and you're a warm environment down there you're excited i can tell he's he's he's amped to rage he's nervous too he wants to do it so i think bring that excitement bring that enthusiasm and just get ready to fucking you know blow the lid off but don't be like too aggressive

to where it like scares people i'm not worried about that one yeah he's chill i think i think just bring a beer bong and get yeah you're also missing you're missing out that you have the opportunity to be the new guy yes yeah there you go he's the only one who doesn't have an std yeah it's facts we were talking about this earlier we're saying like you like to go to a new gym right like i'm the new guy at the new gym people are looking at who's that guy who's this guy you are not going to be left out if they're gonna be like who is that person yeah you are by default new different someone to have attention and you harness that and that you know use that energy you'll be you'll be yeah and you're the only one

who doesn't have baggage or history with that you're the only one who hasn't screwed over this person or sent a mean text to be yeah you get a reset like i am this guy now i'm going to show up with this energy and they want to hang out with you yep they're not yeah they're gonna be concerned about you and you're gonna grab it by the fucking balls dude yeah yeah yeah chase not only should you not shy away from that you should fucking lean into it like don't be afraid to be like yeah i'm the new guy here like i came from somewhere else yeah when i was in college i joined a fraternity my freshman year and my initial pledge class there were like a good handful of guys who had just transferred from community college so they were like even older than us so they had even like

another thing about them that was different but the ones who owned it became like we became the best of homies and they were the coolest guys we loved it they could buy us alcohol which was chill but but like just own it dude people love when you own the truth about you and you know you're gonna get over that so quick just don't lean away from it whatever you do yeah because i have a hard time with like confidence you know like trying to do bro who doesn't especially when you're you know step up and be that guy especially when you've been in community college for a couple years that place've been in community college for a couple years. I did community college for about eight years. The fuel for those places is stealing

your sense of belonging. You're good, dude. Don't let that trick you into thinking you're something else. And what would we give to be able to go back and try it again? Would you just empty the fucking tank? And let me tell you something, Chase. You are that guy. I can hear it in your voice. You are that guy. Yeah. I can hear it in your voice.

You are that guy. Yeah. You're instantly the hot thing in the room, dude. Yeah. Step into that role. But we're going to change your name from Chase to Attract. Oh! Mike, okay, that was crazy.

Flip the paradigm, bro. Wait, I was actually going to ask. Mike, can we send Chase some clothes? We can absolutely send Chase some clothes. To help him get some confidence in his swag walk in his room? Absolutely, man. Oh, you beast. Dude, thanks. some confidence and his swag walking in his room. Absolutely, man. Oh, you beef, dude. Thanks.

We want to make sure you look good in those rooms, dude. Dude, San Diego State's sick, too. Get somebody pregnant. Yeah, yeah. No one cares there. It's not a snobby place. People are kind of happy for more bodies. If I remember correctly, back in my day.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I moved into, there's seven of us living in our house. So it's kind of like a little, almost a little frat house, but now all the boys are excited, like throwing parties

and stuff. Litty, dude. Let's go. Dude, do as much as you can. for you. Yeah. There's guys who are

transferring to San Diego State who don't know anybody. If I was you, Chase, I'd walk into every conversation like, what's up? I'm Chase. I'm the dude who just transferred here.

Yeah. They'd be like, oh, what's this guy's story? Dude, also think, they're going to want to show you a good time. Like, oh, this is what it's about. Show me the ropes. Yeah.

Almost turn it on them. Exactly. This is what it is. Yeah, gaslight them. That's all you got. Dude, you show up with your new set of clothes. You put them on. You get a 30 rack some shades and

you say is the die high are we taking the die and we're tossing it high wow do you play beer dies that thing what's die high beer die oh yeah fire i'm literally it's fun i'm literally standing outside on our beer table dude you're standing on it this is meant synchronicity that is where you are you've already evolved into a tract yeah all right i'm slowly becoming one of those guys hey i don't i don't mean to drag us into anything bummerific but i i'm curious because i've felt that too like i felt left out like older kids didn't want to hang out with me i was stuck is the hard part when people's is the hard part just being alone or people seeing you be alone? Which part's the hard part?

Or which part's worse? I think for me, it's the feeling of like, oh, they're creating memories about me. I'm not there to be in on their conversations or like just be around them like i'm stuck at home fucking oops sorry about that little slip but uh you know just sitting at home just jerking it or whatever but that was the pastor saying right is that the president or has that ever happened in the past oh it has i think i think now it's just like i don't know i i think now it's more of like the same them seeing me alone a little bit i think that's what it is yes those are probably some residual emotions from the past coming up so yeah yeah recognize that that's not your present

for one but also like ask yourself those questions like dive deep like why did i feel so shitty back then have a conversation with yourself really peel back the layers so at least you know how you felt and why you felt those ways and then your brain won't bring those emotions into the present anymore those only come up because you haven't dealt with them in the past so have that convo with yourself one day sit down for an hour write down why you feel the way you feel think about it and once it's worked out i promise you won't feel that way in the present. It's appreciated. And remember everyone who's ever run the show has felt left out of the show first.

You got to have that empathy for what it feels like on both ends. And then you'll make sure when you're in charge that you're not letting people being feel that way. You'd be like, Hey, I see that guy in the corner. He's not talking to anyone. I'm going to give him the grace of conversation and feeling of belonging.

And then you're going to be, you're going to be the shot caller. You're going to give him the grace of conversation and feeling of belonging and then you're going to be the shot caller. You're going to be guys in prison. Wait. Maybe not that far. But imagine the power. Metaphorically.

The coolest person in the room is always the person with the most confidence who just wants to be themselves. Just be that. I definitely have a confidence problem too. Would you out you got a confidence yeah good question what was that mike question chase is would you hang out with you um right now i think so fuck yeah you know i like that he thought about it and still said yeah so if you'd hang out with you just do more of you and people want to hang out with you you shouldn't be like i i'm worried they're not going to want to hang out with me like you know who you are deep down you'd hang out with you that means other people

hang out with you and would you kiss you uh maybe a little peck on the cheek there you go let's go chase less mind more rage yeah all right you're at san diego state no mind all boner yeah that's the motto true yeah that's the motto down there pacific beach everyone's got a boner yeah dude be careful around the pit bulls and also bro life hack if you ever you want to walk into a situation just ask about the other person people love talking about themselves chicks guys learn about the other people there and then you'll also earn a friend that's smart that's smart that's very smart i think you're good man hey i'm glad you're you know what you're nervous because you got a new thing coming that's nice fuck yeah you're excited i appreciate it and i hope to see i knew you guys

were just here in san diego for the perennium stunning, but I was unfortunately out of town for that. But I hope to see you guys back here in San Diego soon. We'll be there. Yeah. We're going to be there. June 20th. American Comedy Club, one of the best comedy clubs in America.

Oh, is that the, I think Gaslamp, right? Yeah. It rips, dude. Gaslamp is crazy. Low ceilings. Keep us posted on your progress, too. Or just send a photo of you just raging with your... Dong out. I'll definitely send it to you guys.

I appreciate you guys taking time out of your day and doing this. Dude, you're a legend. And watch if everybody wants some. Yeah. Have a great day. Attract. Yeah. and watch if everybody wants them yeah have a great day attract wait did you guys do sunning with the eclipse no i did i did a little bit yesterday but we

we did like a sunning event and it was just a bunch of bros sunning dude and you know a lot of people were like oh it's all dudes there are three chicks there is there a added benefit for chicks and we're cool about it too uh i think everyone gets the benefit yeah we're cool about it too um important nice that's really cool yeah hell yeah chicks can come we're cool about it yeah we're super chill about it we uh for chick you know i think it brings some extra benefits to them as well you guys are great uh wow this is awesome legalized natural health it's also a movement of equality one two three wow dudes were everyone's fully naked? Yeah. Wow.

This couple, they were the first ones to get naked. It was beautiful. How long do you do reps for? We did it for about 20 seconds. Is that how long it's supposed to do it for? Yeah. You don't want to burn. That's a heavy dose.

Yeah. Really? What's the benefit? Oh, man. It's just a ton. Boost immunity. Boost your stoke. Boost vitamin D. Free pussy on the beach exactly that part you gotta get like 30 dudes though oh my god this is great wow it's fire

yeah i saw somebody wearing one of those in the wild uh you saw someone wearing them i think yeah i didn't put two and two together but but I definitely saw that. That's hilarious. Wait, you had a bar on that last call. What was it? What did you say to Chase? It was something about, ah, fucking, it's. Oh no, I'm going to do what I'm freestyling like that. You said something and I was like, oh, great tea. The train tracks are coming up behind me, dude.

I'm just ripping. You should diss J. Cole. Now's the time. I might come after him, dude. I think we had a really strong podcast. That was great. Yeah. Thank you guys for coming in. dude so i've never really talked to you it's a pleasure yeah this is great man yeah it's fun having this guys it was so much fun yeah we didn't talk about real bros actually yeah real bros real quick real bros movie coming out i can probably now say july

because when is this going to come out uh next week next week yeah i'll just say july i don't even know the exact date yet um real bros movie coming out on roku you don't have roku get it um it's gonna be sick these two are in it it's really funny yeah um it's fun man we got to see a big shoot day where you guys had like i don't want to spoil anything but it was like a lot of stuff going on yeah it looked expensive yeah and it was really cool that's like when mike came on season three was also an expensive stressful day i remember that too yeah that was even i think maybe even more stressful yeah i i gotta tell you i i probably said some last pause but i uh especially the first time i it was like my first like uh time on a bigger set yeah i was so like i was in the corner i was like just kind of like shy and i was

like oh it's intimidating it's intimidating you crushed it though oh thank you you were so funny yeah thank you um yeah it's always such a blast on set it's so funny yeah this one's good dude excited about it hopefully we did another one what did you guys have you guys had fun though i'm glad you guys had fun how was it it was a total blast. You guys are part of the canon of the world now. Yeah. We're the Greek chorus. A lot of people bring that up in the comments and stuff, the real bros.

I mean, just the day we saw a shooting was just so funny. I watch clips from it a lot. I watch Getter's character talking shit to the baby all the time it's everywhere it kills me yeah every time my timeline for like on other niches like you know other channels use it for whatever their memes are doing yeah we're about to re-release we're about to put out the entire series on youtube for free like in the coming weeks because right now

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