Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 339 - Joe Marrese & Amir Kabiri

Episode Date: April 24, 2024

#goingdeepwithchadandjt #podcast #comedy #allthingscomedy Today we are joined by two longtime friends! Joe Marrese aka King Hog makes his 30th appearance and Amir makes his first! We talk about how Joe has made a huge life change by going vegetarian, Do you think he has new energy? Something was different, comment below. We also take some great calls! IF YOU ENJOYED HIT THAT LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE!  We are streaming the BTS, Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! Washington DC is the NEXT STOP, PLUS 12 other DATES!http://www.chadandjt.com Call us, leave a 60 sec voicemail with your issue or question: 323-418-2019or write in to chadgoesdeeppodccast(at)gmail.com(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/

What up legends welcome to the podcast so stoked to have you on board guys before we begin the podcast I'll let you know that we have some tour stops coming up we will be in Arlington Virginia um May 3rd and 4th so make sure you get your tickets come out if you're in the Washington D.C. area it's gonna be the last four shows we got Strider in there then we got Netflix is a joke fest May 2nd uh west side comedy theater the first show sold out the late show tickets are going fast so make sure you get on that and then we got santa cruz on may 11th ventura may 18th jersey city may 24th atlantic city may 25th seattle may 27th portland may 28th. Then we got Philly, Boston, and San Diego.

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because I'm a bull in a perineum. Ah, lost it there. But I'm stoked to be here. I'm here with my compadre, Jean-Thomas. What up? What up, dog? I'm just swimming in a soup of industry trying to find a vital moment. Fuck, you got me there, dude. And we're here with the legends amir kabir welcome so good to be here

dude great to have you this is your first time on dude we've been homies forever yeah i know i gotta say you i think you might have my favorite energy to be around really no joke yeah can you bring the mic closer to your face yeah for sure how's that how's that yeah that's closer you're always a good time well thanks man i appreciate that yeah yeah now we got the big hog joe maurice hey how's it going guys is the camera on is this a podcast all right i can't even see what's going on. Look here, brother. How's Joseph? Because the lights are so bright.

Oh, there we go. No, it's there. There was no feed. Do you like to watch yourself? Yeah. Yeah, I do. I want to see what's going on. You look good.

And I wear headphones now. I got to say, you know, you haven't been here since your big change. Your big life change. Big change. You're a vegetarian now. Yeah, so what? You look great. Yeah, thank you.

I know. You're from Chicago. Yeah, you're from Orange County. I'm just saying there's a deep history there of, you know, supporting the meat industry yeah well a lot of people there are unhealthy they're fat they have health issues um jesus they take just trash in your hometown no they just take like comfort oh, the food is great. I'm not looking at food anymore as a indulgence. It's just fuel. So what is it to you? It's energy. It's fuel.

That's it. I don't have to enjoy it. Do you feel like you're operating at a higher level since you switched? Yes. Really? Yeah. Yeah, really. What's different?

Everything. You seem more upset though not fine got my coffee what's been the biggest water um i don't know not eating like i miss burgers a little bit. Other than that, like, that's the only food, like, meat that I'll see that I'm like, ah, man, I would like to have a burger. How are your erections? Well, that's actually another thing we could get into if you want. Yeah. I'm practicing semen retention.

I don't know if we can talk about that on this you've been practicing that for a while no no this is everything so go on how much semen do you have in you i think a lot when's the last time you came probably about a month ago maybe so but but like when we lived together you didn't masturbate yeah i did you said you didn't well that was a lie when did how many times would you masturbate like in a week when we lived together i don't know not crazy amounts like you yeah i know that but like how many times did you i don't know Maybe once a day or... Really? Really? Maybe not even.

Maybe... That's really surprising. I don't know. I don't remember. That doesn't register in my head as something to keep track of. Would you watch porn or would you just think of like... No, yeah. I'd watch porn, yeah.

I had no idea. Well, I'm not going to share it. I don't, you know... Well, what kind of porn? I'm kind of curious. What would get you off? Anything. And you didn't have a laptop or headphones is that rude i have my phone i mean uh i have heard that i'm sorry you know once i learned

that you do masturbate i have learned that your sessions they're they can be seen on the seismic scale. Yeah. Yeah, you might feel the earth shaking in Culver City. Do you have plans for when you're going to release your nut? I mean, there's no set time. I mean, I would like it to be with a woman. So what's going through your mind now? Now that you have semen retention,

are you thinking of just boobs all the time, or are you able to compartmentalize sexual stuff, vegetables, and schedule? Yeah, I'm thinking very clearly. There's a lot of clarity that comes with this. So you're vegetarian and you don't come in. I'm very clear-headed. I have a lot of energy um

watching porn is bad i think we all know that by now what if she has huge jugs though it's uh you're you're a cuck when you're watching porn you're the guy in the corner of the room jacking off i like that watching these well because i think of it like sports like are you a cuck if you watch another guy dunk yeah so you don't watch sports anymore no i don't know and that that i that's a false equivalency is it yeah no because they're kind of the same because you're just watching someone be better at something than you are you're watching the best of the best they're not better than me at that at sex yeah no way i like that attitude um yeah well that's why that's why you feel bad after because you're like oh i'm a bitch i'm just jacking it this guy's pounding puss

i'm over here with myself i don't feel bad about it unless it's yeah you do no i only feel bad about it unless it's adversely affecting my life or if i'm making it is about it unless it's adversely affecting my life or if i'm making it is how you had a problem you had to go to the thing that's when i felt bad because it was adversely affecting my life yeah well you well now you have a kids and uh a lady so i'm sure you're jack off all the time that's ridiculous i do it all there's a lot of benefits to porn it decreases people's hostility sometimes when it comes out in the form of aggression. I think it mellows people out. No, it doesn't.

It's a stress reliever. It is not. Yeah, it can't be. It releases an instant. Hey, Joe, how about you just change, but you don't got to make the whole world change too? It's an instant dopamine release. That's bad for you. Why are you proselytizing?

Don't use words like that that the rest of us don't know what you're talking about. Yeah, because I can jack off and boost my vocab simultaneously. Chat looks like he's fucking in a hard state. Why can't you just stop watching porn, be vegetarian, but let other people live? Why are you coming in all holy water? Well, I'm not telling you what to do, but I'm just saying I've seen the truth. I think you seem worse since you stopped jacking off. No, no, I'm good.

Yeah. I'm good. I'm just more sure of things, and most people are idiots. Do you find yourself tripping up on words? Like, if you're having a normal, everyday conversation, you'll just throw in, like, tits or ass because you're so horny? No. Do you feel inundated with frustration

no joe's like the meanest enlightened person yeah that's probably a real thing though huh hey i love you man shut up you know i love you what are you guys doing you know we just spar what are we guys doing rollerblading relationship we hit the SLS skating event on Blades, dude. Why? Why didn't you come? I didn't know about it. Also, I was busy. That was two questions in one. Why didn't you come? And why didn't you come?

It was fun, dude. I was nervous someone would push me over, but other than that, I had a ball. Dude, you were better at blading than you were leading on. I was horrendous, but I didn didn't fall and i was able to navigate but you're good you can genuinely move i know how to blade dude wow i can rip up the crate you know i used to bust a royale grind back in the day uh bust a method grab pretty you know i actually had a dream last night that i was blading with some dudes.

Nice knee pads. You know what my dream was? I had a dream that I was blading with the Easy Rider guys. Oh, they're cool dudes. Yeah, because the main guy, Forrest, he's from Hawaii. So we were in Hawaii, and he busted a fat 360 out of the bowl. I got to try that beer. You should.

I had a few beers last night. I can't uh you shouldn't be drinking man it was getting up early i mean it's the one thing that i'm like still doing what i don't care it's not good for you i don't mean yeah but i'm in such good shape i don't get hung over at all the next day that's awesome yeah you seem like i could drink any amount of beers. I'm fine. After this, I'll go run the hills, do push-ups. Are you doing Runyon? Yeah. Yeah, I'll do that today.

He's pretty good at it. Thanks. Does he? Yeah, he brags about smoking people on the trail. Is that true? It's insane. It's pretty wild. I joined a boxing gym for like four months, and I thought I was in the best shape of my

life, and I went hiking with him one time. He looked like he was just going up the hill. Like he was doing like going to the laundry mat. I just, and you don't wait for people. No, I,

yeah, I don't like people asking me to come with, cause it's like, yeah, this isn't a social event for me. Like there's this one lady that I know that I see there. She's like introducing me to people. I'm like,

I don't, you know, this isn't fricking, uh, this isn't the coffee shop. is this one lady that i know that i see there she's like introducing me to people i'm like i don't you know this isn't freaking uh this isn't the coffee shop what trail do you hear to work out uh i do the main trail now i just run up that i you know i have different intervals of running and walking uh i don't do the the wet the all the way to the left trail because it takes too long i don't have time that's the one that doesn't really have like a path right it's just all kind of like foot yeah i mean it's put it down you're on the you're on the dirt the whole time but it is uh no there is a path who's the person have you ever run into someone there that you absolutely did not want to see um

not really I guess not you mean like a celebrity yeah or just like someone you like haven't seen in a while it's a little bit hot in here Jake god you guys hot no

I've heard through Kundalini if you have a lot of semen in you if you squeeze through your taint you can squeeze the semen up and then it'll hit your pineal gland yeah and you'll have a dmt trip good yeah supplied by jizz yeah there's something something along those lines have you felt anything spiritually since you've retained your cum? Yeah, I mean, I feel different spiritually. Yeah. How so? I don't know.

Hard to explain. More at peace with God? lane more at peace with god well yeah i think well i think i have more to go to really feel the spiritual effects but yeah like a guy at work was telling me like uh you should you shouldn't do that because uh you can get prostate cancer like okay there's like a million ways to get prostate cancer i'm not gonna if it's because of that that i get it then so be it that would be crazy though if your doctor's like yeah were you not jerking off now you're gonna die yeah a cruel yeah shit that would be a cool cool that would be a cruel trick yeah what amira what's up with you why don't you guys talk to him yeah we do tend to do that too when you come on here we

zero in on well no but i mean he's here as a guest he drove all the way from santa monica oh yeah how's the new place yeah he lives there now away from everyone who what is he even doing over there yeah that's a good question what are you doing over there how is it you know not a whole lot to be honest it's pretty boring in santa monica i mean i know that's i don't want to sound controversial it's beautiful but it's like yuppie town you know yeah yeah it's it is crazy the difference in people in each in each section of la oh i know yeah because like we all used to live in like you know fairfax-ish or whatever you know we did at least and yeah i still do i didn't bail

chad lived there too he was up on hayworth oh yeah yeah you were a while back yeah so it's gone downhill it's declined i mean it's like the you see a lot of people that are a little bit nuts i mean yelling at nothing kind of people and then santa monica people let yell at you because they're arrogant and entitled and and it's the bums no no no just like guys and teslas oh but i do like the your euphemism for homeless saying yelling at nothing yeah that was well yeah we all know we're talking you know what i mean you're getting yelled at by dudes in teslas oh yeah really yeah and i'm in a test yeah you're a tesla yeah you have a tesla

now too yeah yeah i mean i'm kind of a yuppie too but these guys are annoying what are they yelling you about i mean just like you're walking too slow you know really oh it's got like a new york city kind of i think there's a lot of east coast transplants yeah i don't want to look i knew i'm i want to be you know give it a shot and i want to put out good energy maybe i gotta give it a summer has it been calming for you i guess because it was stressful when you were at weho and you had the encampment right outside your place yeah i remember that i remember we were working out at the park and you went up to the police and you were like hey man how do i get these guys out of here i think they were there for

a bomb threat yeah i'm the kind of guy did i say this before to you i was like i'm the kind of guy or i like the cops like if there's like a group of cops and then I show up, the cops are like, let's get out of here. Well, yeah, they don't want to be bothered with your questions. I'm, like, the worst type of Karen. Did you decorate that patio? He's got a nice outdoor. Yeah, I'm working on it. Oh, I've been getting handy.

I got a power drill. I bet you have. Yeah, yeah. I feel like I went to Ace Hardware. I got one screw. JT i got a power drill i bet you yeah yeah i feel like i went to ace hardware i got one screw i'm like a power drill i do i use it sometimes now isn't it empowering it is you know i'd like to do it at night yeah night why i don't know it just feels good in the dark everyone's asleep and i'm just really and you can see everything you're doing just yeah i mean there's lights in the house i'm just finding studs and you know it ain't great to just fix it yourself like the first time i went to ace hardware i got one screw 30 cents i'm like i'm a man i like going

in there you're measuring your match and it's not bad it's like yeah i'm like am i halfway to being a contractor do you uh do you hot job fix and stuff what's that do you lose your shit fixing stuff like forget like lose it i know whenever i'm putting together an ikea thing yeah i lose it oh yeah there's tiny little things everywhere yeah you got to have a little bowl put it all in there what are these even putting brakes on our rollerblades you're like why does it just come with the brake on it it should have had the brake on it the parts were not good no the screws they didn't have the thing that make them screw in no the screws like they weren't like matched up or they're too loose it's like there wasn't like a stopper on the back like they're like

hey a hockey stop yeah they're like hey how about you screw that on yourself oh really and i'm like how about i don't i just want a blade it was pretty stressful do you like to do it yourself diy that's my hardware store sometimes i'll see you in there ladies and fellas hell yeah rollerblading is fun do you play not in a long time but i used to be a speed skater dude now that you did in a middle school really what on with the long skates no no no at the no. I know a kid that did that. At the Sparkles roller rink. Oh, for real? Sparkles?

Oh, that's that speed skate. The one in Georgia? Yeah, in Georgia. Yeah, that's a good spot. You know it? Yeah, for sure. No shit. A lot of primo skaters came out of that joint.

No way. Yeah, man. That could have been one. What about on ice? I heard about you. Did you have a nickname? Wait, were you AK-47? I was AK-47.

A miracle. Yeah. Dude. Oh, yeah. You were yeah dude oh yeah a miracle on wheels i saw some of your vhs highlights they were sick yeah that was you dude that's me right there holy tomatoes yeah dude now that we're west side guys we should hit the strand on blades dude there's a lot of blading going on out there you go now i do okay hell yeah let me know let's go out there i'm down no shirt though no shirt yeah i don't fuck the shirt i want to even tan good smart dude yeah strand isn't that that's down more by her most of those i just call i call the path on the beach of strand it's not not where you are don't try to sound like you live in a cooler place than you do

all right dude i don't know who like is in your head but tell them to boke well you know what i don't know do you want to get it these earphones are making me sweat a lot don't make me jack you off dude i'll ruin your street yeah maybe you need a bus advertisement for not don't jack me no one needs to come more than you i don't need it i'm gonna fucking do it to you i have so much testosterone now i'm full of calm no way bro joe i don't know if i told you but i did did the semen retention a few years back, probably like 2017. And I went a month, and then I met a lady, and we had a little sesh. Yeah.

As soon as I touched her, bust. Whoa. Yeah, that's cool. Wow. Yeah. How did she feel? She was like, that was awesome. I was like, yeah, that's a huge compliment.

You're so hot. Wow. Wow. Wow. Yeah. Well, it is. Yeah. You feel, you just, you feel better. Chat says that jizz retention is not working for you.

What does it say? It says it's not working. Yeah, it is, man. You know, I got up early today. Hold the line, big line big hog yeah someone's on your side daddy fat stack says bust that nut joe's just made a comment i'm not that good in the morning it's uh you know it's first thing in the morning how's the store been how's life at the store it's good yeah i got us a show oh we should we should talk about it out loud right now yeah we're gonna all do a show together at the store thank you for sending that up yeah for sure

um your name that you want for this show get you guys in is a challenging i think i think it's a great name i thought people thought it was funny it's uh it's a good name. Do you want to rip it real quick for the audience? Yeah. Joe's deep, dank schmole. I guess my thing is like, I didn't understand it. Yeah, but do you get it? Yeah, you explained it. Yeah, but do you get it? After you explained it. Yeah.

Joe Code, Chad goes, going, or sorry, going deep with Chad and JT. That's the deep. History is dank.'s strivers podcast then kevin's stupid dumb ass is the is the small so that's where that comes in right if it was tough for me to understand i can't imagine someone who hasn't listened to our stuff is gonna see that and buy a tick well if you think your fan base is that stupid uh they get it right but you know how they're because on the flyer i could have the joke or history is dank and people get it right but do

you foresee a moment where we might want non-fans to also come to this show yeah i do it's the comedy it's the comedy store we that's a lot we get a lot of tourism there so right and so if they see a show called like uh you know annie letterman uh funny funny funny and then they see one her show is called annie wood yeah annie wood and then they see ours that's joe's deep dank schmall should we call it joe wood i like that i like joe wood joe wood's good no but they see that's copying annie well my thing right show names every uh every show name has been used dude's gone wild is no no one's going wild dude's gone wild is a great name that was i was talking to this about kevin yesterday i was like nobody's going wild kevin's like yeah

i do have wild ideas right well and so do you so i think half the people but also no one's going into a deep dank schmole either so i don't i think you're arbitrarily getting literal yeah and kevin kevin goes wild on stage for sure yes yes um kevin goes wild off uh h-bomb well i would say i i do like joe's bros or joe and the bros something like that i liked i like joe's before bros is good joe's before bros is i like joe's before bros oh joe's before bros is good. Joe's before bros is. I like Joe's before bros. Oh, Joe's before bros is pretty good. I like that. I love Joe versus Kevin.

Yeah. Yeah. Isn't that strong? See now, I would buy a ticket. So, the star of the show, you and Kevin just go up there and argue. No. Yeah, he's annoying because Kevin's like. kevin just go up there and argue no yeah he's annoyed because kevin's like kevin's uh you know he's always coming from the the defensive like he's always like he's trying

he always thinks like he's getting screwed somehow you know that's his mindset he well because he and i it was his i like he wanted to do a show with me um we i asked like maybe i don't know six to nine months ago and they didn't have any openings and uh well that lady's gone now who was doing the belly room booking now it's uh another person who uh i mean i'm really close with i'm close with both of the bookers there so you know i now i have a good in with them they like me very much and then uh you know you guys don't really perform there so i'm like why not bring everyone on board no i'm psyched i really appreciate you getting the show yeah but now kevin's like it's five equal partners actually you know what it's not i'm gonna tell you that right now well yeah it is hard so is

it gonna be a monthly well that's the thing because somebody has to take the lead on this kind of a thing i'm the go-between i'm the contact with the comedy store um yeah it'll most likely be a monthly yeah no i i totally think your name should be in the show yeah i mean you guys have enough things going on you don't need to worry about uh you know trying to book this show and promoting it are all five of us going to perform on every show as long as we're in town yeah why not okay cool and then we'll book like five other people everyone will do like 10 12 minutes something like that sweet good deal yeah it'll be fun maybe a mirror will be on the show we'll see yeah yeah you gotta send send us a clip

i like the we'll see you really send me a clip to joecodepodcast at gmail.com i'm here i'm always fascinated by your like uh your like left right side brain skill like because you know you're funny but you're also very good at like technical stuff like you teach yourself math yeah yeah didn't you teach yourself calculus uh or trigonometry more trig yeah right i got to that level um which i'm still going by the way i'd like to do it at night it's like a good anxiety he's a great graphic designer oh thanks what made you want to teach yourself trig that's a good question you know i was getting into stocks pretty deep and i and i realized the trading um strategies that i was using was a lot of options and those are built by a lot of the Greeks and so like if I really wanted to understand that more in depth I'd have to learn

a little bit of like calculus and pre-cal so I started learning a little bit of that while sort of using the trading strategy and I guess I didn't really you know need to learn that but then once I got hooked I was like this is great at night sometimes I'll just like put on some music drink some tea do some problems that's awesome and it just it's a nice like pre-bed ritual so what's your favorite uh form of math algebra is so nice algebra is like the most soothing like last night i was doing rational polynomial multiplication divisions why hey let them cook let them cook this is nice and uh it was just it's just satisfying there's a correct answer when you achieve it you feel fulfilled it's not subjective and there's something beautiful in how it all fits it is

and math is the language of the universe it applies in every circumstance and you look around your your world architecture there's math and prac you know and all cultures agree on the same version of math yeah there's for the most part right exactly yeah it's beautiful and then you were a crazy stock guy i still am yeah and what i like about is that you would have wild ups and downs oh yeah and you're a wild man you know i'm wild and you know who told me this gary he told me that i'm wild in a controlled i like controlled chaos i like to compartmentalize my chaos so i don't like my life to be out of control but i like to have little moments of chaos

and as long as they're encapsulated so that i don't let it bleed into the rest of my life and your stock approach was you went after like high volatility kind of investment pretty much yeah i use i use the vix which is the volatility index and then i and i trade off of like bigger companies that i like i've done horribly recently by the way terrible how did that feel emotional with that you have these big hits when i first started and i was like trading like smaller amounts on like day trading like i remember i lost 200 bucks one day and joe's like you're a dumb ass 200 i mean and then i think it was a lot more than that well then that's what i was gonna say and then after

that i started getting like much worse one time i lost 30 grand in a day and joe goes all right well we'll be careful well i mean that's tough well so but that's part of the thrill for you right yeah is the big ups and the big no but but did you get your place in santa monica and the tesla based off of investment or is that really your graphic design yeah more animation but i mean at the time i was doing good in in uh trading it's all gone downhill since then uh ironically tesla has been ruining me um yeah is tesla going down because the cyber truck the cyber truck wasn't fully in demand that's the dumbest looking car i think it's cool looking it's very stupid it looks like they're recalling

them right yeah their navigation system was wonky it's gotten better and now they're making elon they're making all the they're having a vote to see if they should restore his pay package of like uh 37 billion or something like that yes so china's flooding the market there's a lot of cheap evs coming out nobody really like you know it's like okay well there's expensive name brand tesla but then we could get by this all cheap stuff so it's an existential problem tesla and then elon wants i think this is my my theory i think elon wants to see how bad things can get because he can weather the storm because he wants to he wants leverage he wants to say look without me this is what happens if you

give me all the control all the money i'll spearhead the uh the ai stuff and i'll make tesla the greatest value most valuable company in the world and he is addicted to the ups and downs as well is he yeah absolutely he's like gotten in trouble like the pop psychology i've seen in books and stuff yeah it's fascinating that guy but yeah stocks are horrible right now for me it's terrible yeah but you're still playing still playing i'll never stop what's your favorite it is you sound like you sound like the guys that the guys that I was at Barney's Beanery. Because I was watching the Bulls suck ass against the Miami Heat the other night. In that play-in game.

Well, the game was at 4. So you go to the bar at 4. You see who's there at that time. There's guys yelling at horse racing on the TV. Obviously gambling on it crazy don't be that guy no no well well i used to i used to say it wasn't it wasn't gambling it's it's you know you're doing research it's based off fundamentals of a company and you're looking at macroeconomics but then you go to vegas and you see these poker players you're like nah it's the same thing yeah do you have a favorite stock uh yeah apple has been the best for me really apple is my shit i love the products i love nice and steady it's always just good you don't bet against apple even it goes down you you double down on apple well they have

it was i recently saw that their uh like market cap valuation is more than the entire french economy oh i yeah probably way more i bet it's remarkable it's crazy i mean they are a nation yeah what about uh how's disney disney's coming back it was down for a couple years everyone was talking about go woke go broke and disney went down and it's iger's turning it around i think he is yeah yeah it's coming back right now also i think eiger's turning it around i think he is yeah yeah it's coming back right now also i think they're doing like sports stuff i don't know i haven't been following it too close but this one guy tried to take over uh yeah what's his name uh pelts or something yeah yeah he tried to take over a board vote a couple weeks ago yeah but they also

they're uh disneyland they're they're putting in like two billion 20 billion two billion into like expansion are they just voted yeah okay pretty wild yeah you can't i think there's yeah probably more just not even knowing but like experiential stuff like that seems to be doing better than like entertainment stuff yeah i think i i don't know but i feel like disney plus is probably doesn't seem like it was that great for them i don't know yeah i don't know but i feel like disney plus is probably doesn't seem like it was that great for them i don't know i don't know i think streaming sucks all around even the best one netflix is struggling but you know yeah they're doing better now it's a weird time there's not as many institutions like in entertainment that you can just like get locked into and stay working there forever it's

been so like uh siloed that you got to jump from job to job and that just wears on you after a while. Yeah. And production is just, especially since COVID, it's been so up and down. Now there's like the IATSE vote is coming up. IATSE is like the union for crews. Yeah, yeah. Oh, wow. And that's sort of why there aren't many productions happening right now is because they're anticipating this potential iotsy strike

yeah their vote their their contract is up but i think end of june july and that's for film tv yeah so iotsy is like the cruise it's like the oh yeah that's right yeah yeah so god it just it's been rough yeah so i think that's why's production is slow right now they're all waiting it's so crazy brutal and then it's like you know the the ratings and stuff it's so oversaturated it's like yeah who's watching how it i mean it's just the the internet is kind of dominating them it's like it's also i think devalued taste where a lot of these networks and streamers used to uh be able to say like oh well we don't make that kind of thing or we don't make this kind of thing we we have a certain brand yeah that we uphold and and it's it's about like it's got to have a certain level of quality

and now everyone's so desperate they're like we'll make anything if people will watch it yeah like you know you got like jake paul on espn or you got like that's the thing who i think the the answer is sports whoever has sports wins whoever does sports yeah because it's more experience live everyone wants sports yeah whoever can win this battle over who can get better life sports more live sports yeah that's it that's you know what's interesting a lot of like people i was thinking about this i was talking to my buddy Pedro, and he was like, dude, I listen to podcasts about basketball more than I actually watch basketball. Oh, wow.

Wow. That's interesting. Well, nowadays, there's a lot of people watching documentaries on football, on golf, on everything. It's all about bringing in the sort of fringe fans, like me. I'm not a crazy sports guy, but now I am on uncertain weird things like i watch quarterback i'm a huge mahomes fan yeah you know what i mean because of that curly hair i yeah i've been growing my hair dude speaking of which i watched moneyball again last night such a great movie when uh hatterberg hits that homer i cry that's a good moment Beautiful movie I watched on YouTube

The longest home runs That's always fun Who's got the longest all time? I don't know A really fun one for me is Glenn Allen Hill Back when he was on the Cubs This is probably

20-25 years ago He hit the ball Under the rooftop across the street. Wow. It was like 500 feet something. Keep scrolling down, Jay. Can you go to the bottom? I want to see the – oh, Glen Ellen Hill right there. Yeah.

Oh, dude, nice. It's in the top 15 all time. What a bomb. That was insane. Oh, Cecil Fielder could jack. His kid, Prince, is like you. He's a vegetarian. He is?il Fielder could jack. His kid Prince is like you. He's a vegetarian. He is?

Prince Fielder was, yeah. He's big. He might have been full vegan. Adam Dunn, that guy was a horse. Why haven't you gone full vegan yet? Knock the ball out. I mean, I would like to. I believe that is the way to do it.

I don't know. It's just hard. Yeah, I feel like if you were like the man, you would go full vegan. Yeah. Mickey Mantle. Wait, this is such bs how do they babe ruth 575 no way yeah that's cool yeah there was no accurate measuring tools existed yeah mythical yeah come on there's no way he hit it farther than some of the modern guys than bonds yeah there's no way i remember i i saw one of bonds his home runs live me too it was like a missile dude the crack in person is unreal people always want to talk about hogs what's it people always want to talk about

hogs i mean there's a lot of hogs rule all i mean i'm spending half my life working on sculpting a hog right now well yeah do you think that hanging out with kevin and working on a creative project with him has kind of shifted your diet of hog talk yeah yeah he's very creatively inspired he'll go and and look at references and then he's like there's not enough good reference he'll go in the bathroom and start just looking at his own dick and then come back and say like we need this wait kevin will hold on one sec bro i'm sorry dog i know you're on the phone but we got to we're talking about kevin being inspired creatively by looking at his own dick oh that's beautiful thanks man wait so if when you and kevin are working on your uh series that

circles around penises yeah if he feels like he doesn't have it creatively he'll just hit the b-rim and stare at his he'll he'll want to reference his own dick very frequently he'll say let me go look and i'm like you don't know don't look that's enough looking yeah yeah wash your hands too and then he'll come back and just be like yeah i think we need more veins wow it's a real commitment to being real yeah yeah i don't yeah i respect it are you in court because kevin's new thing nowadays it for a long time is bagging yeah now it's getting sucked so is he incorporating that into the series you, we haven't gotten to that stage yet,

but I'm sure he's going to want a lot of sucking and all kinds of things. Hell yeah. Yeah. Hey, man, how's it going? Yo, what up, dude? Thanks for having me on. Yeah, for sure, dude. What's your name?

Or do you want to be a non? I guess. No, I won't be a non, but my boys at Listen call me Viddy. You can call me Viddy, I guess No I won't be a non But my boys that listen Call me Viddy So you can Call me Viddy I guess Viddy Are you on Are you on speaker

I'm on my headphones Here let me take them off It's unbelievable We have to do this every pod Can you hear me now Yeah Oh yeah A little better

There we go Alright there we go There we go But yeah no My name's Viddy We're on the chat right now, too. Viddy. Oh, dude, Viddy's biggest fan is on chat, too.

You got some fans, dude? Oh, dude. Yeah, that's my boy, Jeff. Jeff. So, Viddy, what's going on, man? Oh, you know, not bad. Just doing my best. Stay-at-home dad, trophy husband.

Right now, today, I'm'm off work so just getting some stuff done knocking it out i was stoked to maybe talk to the three original members of the four horsemen baby how's it going good living large dude living large dude i love it i love it what ails you brother well i know uh jt didT, did you officiate for your brother's wedding? I did. Nice. And Joe, you have experience with that too, right? No, I actually haven't done that.

I would do it if somebody asked me to do it. Oh, that's a bummer. I thought for sure you officiated. I'm glad that I give that vibe. No, maybe there's something about your hog that just makes me feel like you probably have appreciated a wedding. Well, I believe it's in my future. I'll kind of manifest that. Dude, how pumped are you that you get to talk to Joe IRL about his hog?

Yeah. Vity, how pumped are you that you get to talk to Joe IRL about his hog? Yeah. I mean, it's probably a top five on my list of things I've always wanted to talk about IRL. So this is up there. So I was just going to ask you guys, since you have experience, JT, and the rest of you guys are, you know, you're up on stage all the time. What advice would you have i'm officiating a buddy's wedding um a couple friends wedding next fall and um they asked me to do it because i gave a speech at another one of our friends weddings as a best man um but obviously the

vibes are different because you got you got to be a little bit more reeled in when you're officiating, but I still want to have some good one-liners and some good content. So I don't know. What do you guys got for me? Any advice? For officiating? Yeah. Things to say, things to hit on, some good jokes to drop.

Yeah, I think you got to be like, dude, my buddy here used to be an idiot, but then he meant so-and-so, and he was still an idiot. And then you go, but seriously, the moment he saw her, everything changed, and changed him for the better. And then you just take it home yeah but isn't that

more the best man kind of a thing i think i think is the efficient you want to keep it more professional that's not like a little more light-hearted like maybe corny kind of jokes yeah yeah like hey nice uh nice hair what's you know he did have a mullet at one time. He was rocking, you know, Patty Kane, shout out Joe. Go Hawks, baby. Wait, isn't that the inverse? What's that?

Wait, isn't that more what the... That sounds more like a best man speech making fun of his hair. I don't know, either way. Yeah, I mean, any kind of ribbing. I don't know. I would just mean any kind of ribbing I don't know I would just keep it like keep it Christian or maybe just I don't know I would just be a little more professional I guess I wouldn't worry too much about the jokes as the officiant yeah yeah I got you no no loud and clear i just that's another thing too it's uh half jewish half christian so they wanted me to do it keep it a little bit more secular

um but i don't know if you guys have been to either like we stomp on glass what are we doing here like uh do i need to prepare myself um in the temple for this? I mean, I don't know. I've never been to a Jewish wedding, but I heard they're the best. My parents always said it was the best, like the most fun. You know what? Get your delts strong because you've got to pick them up in the chair. Yeah, especially if your buddy's a big boy. Just be ready to overhead press.

So I'd start doing like wads now that are heavy on thrusters. Okay, some compound stuff. No stuff no i get loud and clear that's uh no i'll be hitting that for sure i just um no here's here's another question for you joe thanks have you ever heard of the song uh dennehy by sarangetti oh yeah the chicago song okay good good i was gonna question everything if you had it yeah yeah no that's a great song yeah i uh yeah it's like bulls socks cubs or something i forget how the chorus goes but yeah it's like a chicago rap kind of like sports nuts yeah yeah it Yeah. Yeah. It's about as Chicago as you turning vegan. Yeah. Well, you know, that's a different thing.

You know, I'm doing it for a lot of reasons. It's, you know, this is my journey. This is my life. Hey, I respect it. Yeah, thanks. I respect it. No, no. As long as that hog stays heavy, that's all that matters.

Yeah. Dude. Wow. Vidi, I think the answer here is clear about what you should do for your officiant speech. Talk about Joe's hog. Yeah. It's just like, you know, this wedding is so beautiful and special and grand

and just, it reminds me of this guy joe's dick and uh i think that'll crush yeah i mean dude it's uh i could pivot but i don't know if that would resonate with the audience you think the grandparents wouldn't take too kindly i mean they might it is kind of it is classing it up a little bit they might come around if the audience. You think the grandparents wouldn't take too kindly? I mean, they might. It is classing it up a little bit. They might come around if you bring a picture of it and then show that

as an exhibit. Then they'll get it. Are you guys hinting at a hog reveal in the chat? I would love a hog reveal. Just anytime. That would make me happy it's like a gender reveal joe have you ever considered doing only fans

uh yeah i have considered it what would you do on it uh i don't know pube picks eat asparagus pubes no i don't eat asparagus really no it's acidic i try to limit you guys are making me hungry i try to limit acid as much as i can like i'll have coffee um that's acid. I know. Try to limit it. So you're alkaline? Mostly. Yeah, I try to eat mostly alkaline, yeah. Not aconine or whatever you said.

You're so healthy, dude. Thanks. Biddy, was this helpful? Yeah, slightly. You know? It's never not helpful when we're talking about hog. I mean, just keep it classy, keep it clean. Just no dirty jokes.

Yeah, of course. Of course not. Yeah. Um, but still talk about hogs. Okay. Okay. No, I, I, I'll, I'll keep that in mind and really get my delts activated before the wedding for the chairlift. Ron Smithers in the chat says,

schedule a call with the couple to discuss what their expectations are. Keep it simple. No one's going to care if you keep everything succinct and let your dank charisma shine schmoozing and on the D floor. Oh, dude, yeah. Yeah. I'm all about it. I'm all about it. ain't charisma shine schmoozing and on the D floor. Oh dude. Yeah. Yeah. I'm all,

I'm all about it. I'm all about it. I just, no, I, uh, I'm a little nervous just cause, um,

I don't want to, you know, uh, joke too much, but I also want to keep it light and keep the people engaged for like the two to three minutes that I will be given a little bit of a, you know, welcome, um, spiel about the couple kind of thing, you know? So. Yeah. I don't ramble.

No, that's, uh, see, that's my problem. I'm, uh, I got to reel that in. Um, yeah, no rambling. Keep it, keep it nice and sweet. Leave them wanting more and then they'll get more when they see you on the dance floor. I love that. Yeah, 100%. It starts off on the D floor, for sure. Maybe hint at a hog reveal, too. Oh, I could. Yeah, kind of sprinkle that in there somewhere.

By the power vested in me and Joe's hog, which Mary may not be seeing later tonight. And now pronounce you husband and wife. That's perfect. That's beautiful. Thanks. Yeah, I just came up with that. Love it. Nice.

Dude, Chad, I do have to give you some credit, bro. You definitely don't remember this, but my buddies ordered like a cameo from you during q team uh-huh uh for my birthday and you um fired fired in a dank proposal idea for me oh really yeah a little fast and furious proposal hop out of an orange supra and drop to one knee whoa wow did you do that no well i, I was just out of grad school, so all I had was a rusted out O2 Ford Explorer. Yeah. But she still said yes.

Sweet. It's nice. So it worked. Hell yeah, dude. And, you know, I felt like Paul Walker, and that was all that mattered. That's nice. Can I tell you something? Thank you.

You sound like Paul Walker. Oh, seriously? I'm for real, dude. Dude. Dude. I'm honored to be that played a small role in that. I appreciate that.

Shout out to the boys for getting that hooked up and Chad, legend. Thank you. Thank you so much. You're a legend. I want to be where I am with my wife today if it weren't for you. Are you for real right now? I'm dead ass. I like the tuning here.

I love when Viddy's 100. I stay there, brother. I'm always in the pocket. Always being 100. I don't know why I'm omitting the R there. You're a legend, dude. Thank you, Viddy. Dude, thank you. Someone wants to talk ass. Saw that

on the chat. Amir, you're dating someone now. Yeah. How long you guys been together? Oh. Is it dating? Well, yeah, I guess you guys are together, right? Yeah. Even though it's overseas. It's overseas. Yeah, it's long distance. She's on her way. It's going to take a minute. Oh, she's coming. Wait, is she coming back right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though it's overseas. It's overseas. Yeah, it's long distance.

She's on her way. It's going to take a minute. Oh, she's coming. Wait, is she coming back again? Yeah, a couple weeks. Oh, nice. Yeah, a couple weeks. And staying with you?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where's she at right now? She's in England. Yeah, she's on her way. Oh, Jolio! Yeah, not even a London girl. We're off to see the queen. Manchester?

Not Manchester. Liverpool? East Sussex. East Sussex. East Sussex. Middle of nowhere. not even a london girl just off to see the queen manchester not manchester liverpool east sussex east middle of nowhere they have the first uh b holt stunning record was in sussex england really yeah 19 oh shit really yeah we broke it with 26 oh yeah how long is she coming in for i don't know we'll see it's a one way so wow um yeah we'll see we'll see one way one way a couple more weeks yeah she's like you know what i also date like you know i've historically been dating a lot of foreigners let's be honest you know yeah you really do it's like yeah i can't bond with uh you don't like that people from other places really i used to joke that it's like if you don't have a whatsapp i don't even fuck they don't they don't even fuck with you. They don't get me.

They don't get me, man. You think you have like a kind of pure American thing? You're like, yeah, apparently. They get you? What do you mean they don't get you? People from other countries. We got huge gooch in the building. Nice.

Huge gooch in the building nice huge good what what state do you think gets you the most what state uh i mean probably illinois for sure i say missouri no like branson i think the st lewis turns them on for real i've never been there i've driven through st louis never stopped do you like sauce kind of sauce barbecue yeah why i don't know i don't know if it's too like uh non-alkaline no i mean i i'll eat you know some ass acidic stuff but ass or yeah i'll eat uh some ass would you no you don't eat us would you have now maybe would you have your ass eaten i i don't really want that i don't know who would want to do that it's too hairy have you been and i'm not shaving it tell you that much really even if somebody said hey i'll eat your ass all you gotta do is shave it you don't want to try i mean i would probably fart while it was happening so why because all

that vegan diet yeah i don't know i Just green beans. Fart. I fart too much. I fart at work. Couldn't hold it in for 10 minutes? Wow. Yeah. Do people hear it? Yeah.

Joe does fart a lot, and then he blames it on construction. Yeah, I'll blame it on building noise. Do your farts smell? No, actually, that's one of the things my with the my new diet my farts rarely smell that's cool which is nice but you still fart the same amount a good amount i mean like i don't i don't care if they make noise as long as they don't smell. So. Nice. That's so true. Like if you hear a fart, it's just kind of funny. If you rip big farts and they don't smell, then what's the ish?

Yeah, it's pretty badass. I wonder if we could get there as a culture. Yeah, we can. We just force it. No, we don't force it we try it out and then people will get used to it Joe do you like fart humor

like fart pranks uh kinda I mean not like just like one not like repetitive not a whole career dedicated to it? No, no.

You know Cam, who Cam operated for us on the weekend? He's got an account. It's about, they had farts to car crashes. That's funny. That's funny. That's funny. No, stop now. Tired.

Had some beers last night. Got up early. What time did you get up nine because also my podcast premieres at nine on monday so i try to watch it a lot of times i fall asleep during it though i put my i put myself to sleep he really sells it yeah joe i don't want to make you uh laura peak on this week she's great she's awesome i i don't want to make you... I have Laura Peek on this week. She's great. She's awesome. I don't want to make you upset, but Kevin is in the chat right now. It doesn't make me upset.

Where is he? Who's the hot Persian guy on the right? Oh, wow. Shmoldaddy. Oh, he's talking about Amir. Nice. He's not talking about you He wants some of that All black I know George Carlin was on the pod

Today That guy That guy Pointed at me That's what Carlin used to wear on stage Dude I think it's kind of I was talking to Strider about this If you get to be the black t-shirt guy of stand-up that's like the uh that means you're the top guy it means you

don't have to be like a type or like be like a that's interesting yeah it's like shane gillis louis carlin yeah you just get to be a free thinker you just get to be... A free thinker. You just get to be the comedian. Chad Scratch is nuts. Yeah, that niche. Nice. I like that. I like that. Should we take another call? Yeah.

Dude, super stoked to be on the show, man. I can't believe I'm talking to you legends today. Bro, stoked on your vibe, dude. Yeah. Yeah, I've just been chilling here, like, watching the live stream. You guys are, like, just killing it right now. Just lots of hog talk. We all love that.

Nice. Thank you, bro. Yeah, we're feeling super dialed, bro. What's up with you, dog? What's ailing you? Well, so it's not really ailing me, but I got, like, an itching question, and I'm not sure, like, how to approach it. So I'm engaged to this, this like super hot Betty, dude.

She's the world. She's awesome as heck. And, uh, uh, yeah. So she's like, she's from Brazil and she's in Sao Paulo right now. Actually. So hot. Dude. Yep. Killing it. She's awesome. And, uh, so basically I'm heading down later this week to go meet her family for the first time we're going to like a wedding birthday party like just all that good shit and i'm like i'm curious if i should keep it kind of buttoned up you know like i'm i just

turned 30 so like every now and then that feeling the rage kind of comes back but i just need to know like should i keep it like buttoned up or should i kind of like open up like the flow a little bit and just kind of like kind of like low-key rage you know what i mean when do you leave i leave do i leave wednesday this wednesday right i wish you would have called sooner yeah i know right where's your capoeira at uh dude it's actually not bad i started in college i did like two years of it like when she found out i did capoeira she's like no fucking way are you serious i was like yeah i like i i mess with that okay good i feel safer now about your chances wait what is that you you said capoeira what is that it's like brazilian dance fighting oh it's pretty sick i mean i would just go with their as far as partying goes just go at their pace i wouldn't uh you know if they're

they're probably gonna be partying a little bit just keep up with them don't uh well don't overdo it my friend what's your name unless you want to stay in on oh oh my name is carl carl with the k my guy dude carl with a k k quote yeah to quote dominic toretto this is brazil you're going to brazil dude okay you're not going to england you're not going to scotland you're not going to these hoity-toity buttoned up prude ass whatever's you're going to brazil okay i want you to wear a speedo on the plane i want you to be shirtless the entire time i want you to rage i want you know brazilians they're passionate they're full of life they let it flow you know they Brazilians, they're passionate. They're full of life. They let it flow. You know, they're all about the bulge, you know, both with, you know, and so I want you

to show off your bulge. And I don't mean just genitalia wise. I mean, spiritually, physically, every type of way, because this is Brazil. This is Brazil. Carl, i actually have a similar situation i used to date a brazilian girl and she lived in sao paulo and i went down to see her parents too but i got food poisoning and i threw up everywhere the minute i saw her parents so my advice to you is see her parents first because when you get food poisoning you're gonna start throwing up so you better see her parents first so that you're not throwing up when you see her parents what'd you get food yeah absolute renault move you're

gonna get it on something i don't know what was it like their meats it could have been just the water bacteria is a little different and concentrate you know the content of the water for sure and it's good meats you want to try everything so you're gonna get food poisoning so see the parents quick so that you're set you're healthy when you see them yeah you don't want to be sweaty yeah don't don't see them like two days in dude also like are you political uh yeah like i know that we don't really line up on the same spectrum so i'm just going to try to like keep that like low-key uh she and i are on the same wavelength, but her folks are a little bit on a different wavelength.

Are they Bolsonaro people? Yeah. Yeah, so maybe just be like, bro, this rainforest, when we're chopping it down. Shit. Coming out with the heavy hitters. Yeah, show up with a chainsaw. Who's the dude who beat Bolsonero?

Like, Wee-Wee? Woo-Woo? What's his name? I think it's Silva. I think it's the Silva. Oh, wow. I had to bone up a little bit on my knowledge down there. You know, I don't want to be like that gringo that comes down and is like, yo, what's good? I bet you'd like to bone up. Didn't Bolson Bolsonaro get stabbed?

What's that now? Nothing. Booty Snackler says to assert dominance on the father. Any ideas on how you might do that? Just tabletop him. Well, I got him a Bass Pro Shop hat. I don't know if that's a big bold move or not That's very smart

Pretty high commod Carl what are your parents like? Dude they're actually They're pretty chill Again they're kind of like her folks But they're chill as hell I don't know how else to describe them They got like a big ass farm.

They're just like chill about people like riding their horses and stuff. Like they, I don't know. They're cool people. Was your dad okay with like gay marriage becoming legalized? Uh, yeah, yeah,

he was. Nice. All right, man. It's good talking to you, dude. All right. Uh,

can I, can I, uh, can I shout out my homies real quick? Yeah, bro. All right. So I got my buddy, Robe Guy Zach, Trill Pizza, Austin, and Zach is Cheese. I just want to tell these dudes I got a massive heart on for them.

You know, it's important to tell your homies you love them. And that's a heart, heart on. But, yeah, they wanted me to spread that message. Just tell your bros that you got heart ons for them. Love that, dude. And love that you have two friends named Zach. That's really cool. Yeah, yeah.

We're going to see you guys in the Crocdyle Lounge next month. Oh, dude. See you there, dude. You're Seattle, bro? Yeah, up here in Seattle. Dude, looking pretty beautiful out. You guys are going to love it. Stoked, dude.

Well, say hi to Frazier for us before you head to Brazil. You got it, man. See you, Jeff. See you, JT. Thanks for calling in. Later, man. Dude, three friends named Zach. That's pretty clutch.

That's awesome. That was wholesome. He's a good guy. We got a lot of good guys I know I know I can tell Goodbye

Yeah let's do another Jake didn't you say someone Knew me or somebody What'd they say What up brackets are you doing right now joe uh we just finished up the things you ride or drive racket who took home the title uh golf cart beat jet ski the champion whoa just gonna be access yeah and like you could trick out golf Jet ski in the championship. Whoa. Just because of the access? Yeah, and you could trick out golf carts and more of a land guy.

Right. As opposed to the water. Yeah. Triggering one up, dude. What up, dog? Not much. Just taking a long lunch break. Going in the car. How about you?

Just relaxing, dude. Nice. Hell yeah. If you could ask God one thing, what would you ask him or her or it? Deep. I would ask, why did you create all this? How are you spending your time? Are you like a deist, like the theological clockmaker,

or are you hyper-involved? Did you make Tim Tebow win all of those games? Yeah. Huge. That's good. If you had to bet on an athlete that God was invested in their success, would it be Tebow or would it be someone else?

Brady is an obvious choice because of the raw numbers. but yeah just the amount of success for sure yeah and tebow god bless them maybe didn't have the chops for the nfl hmm agreed although sometimes I do wonder if the anti-Christian underbelly of America didn't give him his fair shot

at being a quarterback. Because his win-loss record is actually pretty good. He beat the Steelers in the playoffs. Yeah, he chucked like a 60-yard touchdown. He caught him on the run. He went through like 15 yards, but beat us. So what ails you, dude?

What ails me? Not much. Life's great. Nice. Crushing sales, just living life. What do you sell? The thing I was... Oh, is Joe here?

Yeah. What's up, man? Hey, Joe. So I met you about a year ago in Palm Beach. Palm Beach what? I saw you after a show. We had some beers. You ate my wife's pussy.

We hung out. It was just a great time and you're a great stand up man we had a great time I was wondering will you be back in West Palm yeah sure

I'll be back there wait hold on did you say you had some beers with Joe yeah this is West Palm Beach Florida yep Wait, hold up. Right. Did you say you had some beers with Joe? Yeah. This is West Palm Beach, Florida? Yep. Yeah, I'd love to come back.

Yeah, man. It was a good time. It was a great hang. He ate my wife's box like a champ I mean he's just You know a solid guy Yeah You like to watch Yeah

When you guys outlined What was sexually permissible that night Joe wasn't allowed to use his hog Um We didn't really do a lot of outlining Joe wasn't allowed to use his hog? We didn't really do a lot of outlining. Things just kind of happened. I mean, he's got an enormous member. We would have been stoked about that,

but things just have a certain flow, and that's how they flowed. Yeah. So it was more Joe's call to limit it to box munching yeah it didn't like it was a moment what yeah that's yeah the moment just called for that yeah there was no the hog um vegan didn't need to come out how it's never as good as you think it's gonna be how long was joe down there munching um you know man a few songs played on the playlist wow and like eight minutes hosier i think it was like strider like strider says it was tropical 45 minutes of oh some kygo? Yeah.

That's good music. I'd love to watch Joe eat pussy to that. Nice. Would you say that Joe's the best at eating your wife's pussy? Hmm. Thing is, I have more extensive experience, right? Mm-hmm. But I'm with a cast member at saturday night live and he's like like a memorable guest who just people watch his clips on youtube harmonious yeah that was well

put dude yeah so you're like phil hartman but he's alec baldwin yeah it's a good combo. And your wife is like a... I'll leave it to you. When you're... When Joe emerged from your wife's sacred area, what are the first words that he said? He just kind of looked at me and nodded. Very stoic. He said, nod. And I kind of looked at him i think i said give him a nod

yeah do you and your wife ever watch pornography together yeah why um sometimes you know if if you have like the Chromecast up, your laptop's there, we're cooking in the kitchen, you want some background stuff. Get a good bukkake in there as you chop some onions and make dinner. See, Joe, it's pretty wholesome. Yeah. It doesn't all have to be, you know, wrong.

So Joe's been on a semen retention thing. Yeah. If he's still on it when he comes to Palm Beach, does that make you nervous? Does that make you excited? He's going to have a huge load. Yeah, the dam's about to bust. Are you going to Hollywood, bro?

You're vegan. You're not busting water. That's not a Hollywood thing. Are you going Hollywood, bro? You're vegan. You're not busting. That's not a Hollywood thing. It's very Hollywood. They're busting out here. People are. It's not Hollywood, Florida, but it's Hollywood. People are busting left and right out here.

No one does that here. I mean, look, man, your choices are yours. Yeah. My nuts are. You can always eat box like a champ, you champ you know yeah that's a good way to describe it i think joe's on the path to scientology like he'll be there no no there's no chance of that you know the thing about scientology is it's actually better than christian god it's about you being better it's not about god god what in christianity

you're kind of a cuck for god yeah no i pray to another guy that's kind of being a cuck are you christian why why mean i try to do my best do you kiss on my perineum good oh yeah when you come home at night and you see your wife do you give her a hug or do you give her a french kiss it's usually the french kiss i mean if i'm in like a hurry like we got like an orgy and i just came home late from work crushing sales deals and you know we we have to get the place clean a quick hug and a peck on the cheek.

But if we're just chilling, of course, we're going all day. That's lovely, man. Yeah. I think the fact that you're French kissing your wife all the time is so inspiring. Thanks, man. Yeah, I mean, swinging is great down here in Florida.

Lots of swingers, loose mores. You see the pineapple on the porch, you know what that means. And so is it mostly your wife having other partners, or do you get pussy as well? So I do. She's just more charismatic than me you know it comes easier for her but you're no slouch but i do i uh we don't keep a scoreboard though you know no that's so childish i'm so stoked for you that joe ate your wife's box i mean i hope someday nothing like

having a grumpy italian guy just munch on your girl's cooter man yeah i like cooters that softened you yeah oh you do look at how joyful i know look at you my god i haven't seen him this light in ages. I'm just picturing box munching. He's got color in his face again. Alright, what was your name again? I can slap him up.

Yeah. What was your name again, partner? It's uh... Bleep out on the pod. Just call me G-Dog. Partner? What was that, John wayne how do we call you bert oh yeah i think that reynolds is a florida guy too so yeah reynolds bro he played quarterback at florida state

yeah yeah i mean he was a great player had a great player, had a great mustache. I got a great one, too. I'll let the muff tickler. Nice, my friend. Cruising my convertible Hawaiian shirt, unbuttoned nipples, pointing straight out. You can't look at me without looking at him. That's awesome. Thanks, man. Good talking to you. Yeah, good work. Yeah, stay hard. Well's awesome. Thanks, man. Good work.

Yeah, stay hard. Well, it's a pleasure talking. Next time you're in West Palm, feel free to swing by. I know Joe will. Yeah. Sweet, brother. Joe, were you at all embarrassed

for this guy to bring up your sexual exploits on a public platform? No, not really i mean pretty cool it's awesome that's great good work uh by that guy how are we feeling i'm feeling super chill me too yeah it's a laid-back vibe yeah dude uh did you guys hear this new version of linger no the cranberry song yeah have you heard the cover no by who because that's a great otis i believe jay can we pull that up otis royal otis put your headphones on for this that's good jake yeah they just don't make songs like that anymore you know

he sounds just like her that fires me up it's pretty beautiful you know know, I feel like JT and I, we have a very similar playlist, like musically. Oh, really? Yeah. I feel like you randomly like songs that I like that not many other people like. It's interesting. What are some of those? I don't know. I just feel like you throw some shit up sometimes on IG and I'm like, oh, dude, I just listen

to that right now. Isn't that nice? I can't remember't remember specific but i have that with audrey stewart really yeah she'll put up a song i'm like oh man i almost get mad that she put it up because i'm like now if i put it up yeah yeah it looks like you just watched like i'm copying her that's funny you know i saw the boss finally oh he was just in la yeah i forgot that saw him before him. Yeah, I forgot that he was there. Yeah, yeah. I got hooked up. I got hooked up. I got to meet him. You got to meet Bruce? I got to meet Bruce. Wow.

How? Yeah, so Adrian's friend goes way back with Bruce. I got to hang in Patty's dressing room. Wow. Dude, I met Bruce and I told him I got second place in the talent show in high school playing Growin' Up. And he was like, second's better than first. Hell yeah.

I didn't know you met Springsteen. Yeah, it was insane. Why didn't you tell anybody that? Yeah, I don't know. I did. I told people. I didn't hear about that. Oh, you know what else?

I actually embarrassed myself. I saw Jackson Brown. Huge fan. He's been to the comedy store before. He goes everywhere. But the thing is, I love Jackson Brown. Huge fan. He's been to the comedy store before. He goes everywhere. But the thing is, I love his music. I couldn't recognize him if I saw him, but I love his music. Yeah, I didn't recognize him either.

He's a pretty man. He didn't look like, I mean, he's obviously aged. He still has a good head of hair. Yeah, he does. Neil Young had the best insult for Jackson Brown. Oh, yeah? what was it he said i'm so sad please sleep with me wait so i'm sorry yeah what was that what did you what happened oh so i um so so he my buddy

pointed him out and he goes hey jackson brown's here he's walking out and i go oh wow that's crazy he's talking to somebody he's like why don't you just go say hi and i was like i don't want to bother him he's like no we're leaving anyways might as well i was like all right i walk up and i go i just interrupted the conversation i was like i was like i'm sorry to interrupt my name's amir you know you set a gold standard like there's i mean you're my you know there's nobody in your league they just nobody they don't they don't make them like the way you make them anyways i go on and on and i come back with a pep in my step and then he goes who was that and i go jackson brown he goes no

the guy in the jacket and i go what are you talking about he's like you were talking to the guy next to jackson brown oh nice going i interrupted jackson brown and started talking to this random joe schmoe oh my god made his night probably i don't know i mean the guy probably went home thinking what the fuck was that just some guy standing next to jackson jackson's probably gotten enough of that yeah for you to go up to some regular guy might just be a barber you know good job i'm solid and then you're like no one does it like you do and he's like i know i've been really good at the fade that's the thing too i was pretty vague so i never really said your songs i just said your shit is incredible you're a rare dude you know you made it you're a

different breed were you drunk no i just i just i don't know everybody was coming jackson brown was confused the other guy was confused i walked back like hell yeah was either of them laughing everybody was confused oh okay you know what man you just got to take it easy because we're all running on empty bro there you go that's awesome did you guys listen to the new taylor swift album yeah no yeah what do you think i'm i'm up on the goss on it yeah listen i don't like that she's dumping on maddie healy so much it seems kind of uh i don't know who that is 1975 it seems kind of yeah maybe do one song on it yeah but not multiple yeah i like that guy obviously maddie healy yeah i like their music a lot.

Yeah. I know you do because Playlist is exactly the same. That's right. Be nice if we made it. I do like the Thank You, Amy goss. That's pretty. What's the scuttlebutt on that? She's basically saying F you to Kim Kardashian.

So K-I-M. It's capitalized. Yeah. Thank you, Amy. It's about getting bullied in high school and saying that her mom wishes she was dead, which is heavy. Wow.

You know? And, you know, she's basically saying that Kim beat her ass in high school and she hates her. Yeah, because she was almost that age when they were probably going through a lot of those things. Yeah.

Wow. Yeah, pretty crazy. I thought the album was not as fire as her other albums. Yeah, it wasn't as good. I've heard boring. It is. And I'm a huge fan. You can only be It wasn't as good. I've heard boring. I've heard English bad is boring. It is. Yeah.

And I'm a huge fan. But you can only be creatively inspired for so long. All the Bob Dylan songs we listen to, you kind of stop after. I know he made good albums after 1980 and had different phases. But it's different. Everything is from like 64 to 76 or was that after the motorcycle 1980 when was that right because he had the accident yeah and then he took some time off oh he did and he got in a motorcycle oh you didn't know that his career is

defined in pre-accident post-accident oh man he had kids he took a big break i don't i don't know you have it more locked in than i do well he also went electric and that was a huge deal they're making a movie that chalamet is gonna play him and i think james mangled's gonna drive really pretty cool i saw dylan at the bowl like 10 years ago maybe more and it was a horrible concert i saw him about 15 20 years ago in vegas and it was you unintelligible it was you couldn't hear anything he's saying he's not really and then he's like that was tangled up in blue i'm like no god damn it wasn't he's not even doing the yeah yeah anymore he's just like yeah he takes naps up there i was like is he coughing or singing what is this what do you

think fred durst will be like when he's performing in his 70s yeah i think he's gonna have the same energy dude i actually i was watching nookie live while i was on the um on the assault bike this morning it's a great great thing to work out too oh yeah and when it hits it's just 2015 live yeah coachella or something have you seen i was in germany oh yeah have you seen fred durst in interviews recently no no he's just some guy he just wants to be part of it yeah he's just that cool dude yeah he just wants to be involved yeah yeah but he's a fan of you if you interview him he'll be like you're you're awesome like you're stuff i just want to be like you guys like he just wants to be he seems like a great dude yeah he seems super nice he uh he was on bill maher was he oh my god

check that out he was like god he was just like bill you're so smart yeah bill did bill agree yeah so you worked on what was your job on i was was Bill's writing assistant. Really? Yeah. You worked with Bill? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. What was he like? It was the worst job I ever had. Because of him or just because of the machine? It was a very stressful job.

I was the guy. So, my job got split up into like three separate jobs later. But at the time, it was all on me. So stressful. I was losing hair like I've never lost hair during that time period. What was so stressful about it? It was just've never really during that time period what was so stressful about it it was just it's he's intense and he's there's like multiple bill mars there's like the weekend bill mar he's like the fun guy everybody loves him and then there's like weekday

bill mar and then you go to work and you're scared it's like you know it's not good yeah you know what i mean did he yell at you a lot no but he was he was one of those guys where like each word hits harder like he's he's not happy oh it with the writing you're saying like he's like no yeah no no no he was like vibrating in an angry way that you could it could change the vibration oh yeah like you people like kind of you know he'll say a word you know he's not it's like uh it's like if you're a kid and you got one of those dads who's just like oh man daddy's angry yeah yeah so it's not healthy wow it's not healthy but it seems unavoidable in most uh like hierarchical situations yeah yeah yeah and and to to be that successful for that long for decades on hbo and before that abc it's like yeah you

obviously had to do and i don't want to say any negative you know great show agree with most of the stuff he says you know it's not everything but um you know he's a good yeah good at what he does so i wasn't good enough so i was exited did did he uh did he talk about because whenever i've heard him on rogan he talks about having sex a lot oh yeah did he talk about like having sex he was pretty private about his but you know you see his girlfriends and stuff like uh during like the show like you you know he was with one person for a while so you'd see her here and there but yeah but uh i know people talk about his debaucherous like lifestyle like he's apparently he was a big hollywood uh like a playboy mansion guy

really oh yeah he was at all the parties hilarious people through people like the grapevine you hear like oh yeah but i never heard anything when i was working there yeah just kept professional i feel like bill maher is the epitome of balls slapping against ass all slapping against ass i don't know i just picture that when i hear the word bill the name bill maher i just think of balls slapping nice should we do one last call and then call it yeah hello yo what up what up yo you got chad jt amir and joe yeah oh man i'm honored to be here what up dude what up bro how we doing today good what else you good oh dude all right so i got a sticky situation on my hands all right so i got this neighbor who and he works three hours and this random guy always shows up and goes up there and i definitely can hear some banging going on

and i don't know should Should I tell this guy? Or maybe he's into it? What do you mean banging? A knucklehead. Yeah, I'm a little lost. Getting down with the get down, you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So you're going to tell the neighbor that you can hear him having sex with his friend?

It's, I don't think, no, he's not home when this is going on oh so someone's sleeping with his wife yeah wow that's heavy damn dude yeah it's awkward me and my dank girlfriend sitting here you know and like dude we know he's gone and we can hear this shit going on talkward you know there's a way to do it wow i would say something there's a way to do it where you don't say hey man we've been hearing a guy come over and having sex yeah you just say hey so who's your buddy who keeps coming who's uh always comes over on the during the week accidentally like uh nicked his car i just want to let him know that i'm willing to pay for it and then he'll be like who are you talking about you're

like you know the guy who comes by all the time when you're not home and then it gets it i'm joking now and it turns into a racket upstairs but i think you can you can uh yeah you put feelers out oh my dude it's genius it's a nice way to lay it easy on them mom lem is saying stay out of it i uh i disagree yeah yeah i think it's actually the moral thing to to um nudge this dude into clarity let's get some more color in this have you met the wife on her own what is she like oh i actually have not met her she's she stays pretty to herself like like we got a dog they got a dog and uh i never see him out when i'm bringing my dog out and the guy is super nice i really like the guy you know that's why i kind of want him but you have no but you have seen his wife before though like you know she exists yes okay sure this guy's not up there like fixing

the cable or something that's all i'm curious about i'm like uh maybe he's into this kind of thing and then when you when you hear him banging around do you hear her or you hear like just like literally banging or do you hear like some some voices oh it's yeah um some grounds and some groans how's joe feeling yeah you maybe they're wrestling turn my tv everything i want to hear that um have you seen the guy who's coming over to lay the wood uh i met him once because he tried walking into my place i was sitting outside good thing you stopped and uh he's like oh this isn't how you go upstairs i'm like yeah no it's not and then uh what was he like the first time yeah what was his vibe oh he uh he seemed nice

but was he hot you know no he's not as hot as my upstairs neighbor that's for sure oh man but maybe he's got it done like joe or something you know yeah maybe were you worried about are you worried is it weird to just know that there's this you know immoral sexual deviant just walking around your premises yeah like i said it's super uncomfortable like like there's a lot of sinning going on yeah and and that has a contagious aspect to it yeah right are you worried about your moral corruption in your involvement yeah um kind of like that's why i'm asking the advice like do i tell them you know i'm conflicted yeah, because they're bringing you into it by not being, by exposing you to that.

Yeah, I just tell them to keep it. Next time I hear it, maybe just knock on the door and say, hey, keep it down. No, no, no. Don't let the wife know that you're involved at all. Or you can tell your landlord or whoever, like, hey, make a noise complaint. You could leave a post-it note on the door.

Keep it a non. Just say, hey, I work from home. Please keep your banging, you know, to like a low roar uh because it's affecting my zoom calls yeah i like that i did too but i'm pretty sure you figure out it's me because it's like an upper lower house that we live in so oh you're in a duplex yeah oh i thought it was a whole complex damn wow they're really they're really putting you on the spot yeah i mean damn that's heavy so how would i like jt's advice well you say i ding this car oh but here's the kicker though this guy i see him he gets dropped off so he doesn't even like have a car i don't think oh my god wow this guy he gets dropped off by who who's dropping his mom uber i don't know yeah it's

a white pontiac something jeez it's always the same car so he bums a ride from his buddy he's like hey man can you go drop me off i gotta go adulter i gotta go adulter yeah dude help me out buddy right well you're you're in such a heavy spot, man, because you have, I mean, it's like you can either be complicit in this adultery or you can be a homewrecker, but also be the guy who can, you know, stop this cheating or whatever. Yeah. Right. It's heavy.

I think you go with JT's advice and you kind of just uh you kind of drop hints when he's around say hey yeah sorry it was a really loud during the weekend i was just wondering if uh something was going on yeah you could text him you could text and be like hey are you home i hear banging yeah that's a good idea too oh yeah or they or they could be like i'm not home and and you'll be like oh wow that's weird because idea too oh yeah or they or they could be like i'm not home and you'll be like oh wow that's weird because i'm hearing is it coming from your unit yeah hey can you keep it down i'm gonna i'm gonna zoom yeah or they could have an arrangement with this guy you know this polyamory stuff is big nowadays yeah that's what i was can't roll another question i was wondering about you know

yeah i mean that's always uh possible maybe the husband's practicing semen retention and she's had enough of it yeah yeah there's a lot of dynamics here you know yeah that's really smart is when he's gone text you have his phone number yeah you text him and say hey man it's i don't mean to infringe but like you and your wife your coitus is way too loud i have work to do during the day and then he's like and then he's like what the hell are you talking about you go you got i'm sorry man but you guys should be a noisy as hell up there yeah and like me and my wife we have work to do like we both work from home and then he's like i'm not home and then you go oh my god dude i am so sorry i had no idea

and then he goes and then he comes home and he's got a baseball bat and he starts breaking shit and he's like you fucking whore where is he where is he and you gotta accept that because you're gonna be in a crossfire for a hot minute or two and then like the fucking neighbor told me where is this piece of shit and then he's like he better not be in this closet because if he's in this closet i'm gonna pull out my gun and i'm gonna put one right between his eyes and then you're like oh shit no and then you hear the door open but then the boyfriend gets the gun and he actually shoots your friend whoa whoa oh it's a sticky situation for sure you gotta you gotta dance around it yeah well here's what you you lay that text on him right before you go on a trip to tahiti and then

you come back and there's like the yellow cop tape everywhere and then you're like what happened here and they're like oh it turns out the neighbor's wife was getting the old one too from some bum husband found out about it from an anonymous tip ended up everybody dead and you're like oh my god what's gonna happen to my property value she's like hey man are you guys making mac and cheese up there because it sounds like a bucket of macaroni yeah i'm hearing sloshing yeah did you guys have mud on your floor yeah it could get hairy real quick there's some boots around there dude your other your your other option is to go up to the wife and be like hey i know what

you're up to and if you don't knock it off i'm gonna tell my my friend who's a better guy than that guy who's you've been coming all over his fucking nuts with and then you could save a marriage and you can you can make her better, bro. Yeah. Yeah, I think the guy deserves it. He doesn't deserve to be treated that way. You're a good guy.

Yeah, for sure. You know, it's always hard. That guy's a good guy. Thanks, dude. Thanks, man. See, it's always easier to just make that text and let it go,

but it's harder to confront. And then you take on a moral responsibility like, hey, maybe I could correct this. You got to enjoy it. You got to like sitting in the fire. We are firemen. We don't run from the fire. We live in the fire. We control the fire.

Watch Teddy Atlas saying that to Timothy Bradley before you go narc on this lady. For sure, bro. that's super inspirational bro i need this you got this man you can handle whatever comes through yeah even if it leads to violence on their end or some kind of death uh that's okay yeah i got a lot let me get some of that mac and cheese maybe yeah dude make some mac and cheese see if there's any mac and cheese left over yeah yeah and let us know what happens i'll ask if there's a finders where you can show up on the weekend just go my turn yeah no dude dude no way dude would you do that dude that Oh Here's the last thing You could send Joe there

Knock on the door I'm here for a gangbang Yeah Yeah out of curiosity What city is this in? Not too far from Chi-Town Oh fuck yeah Go Pat go

Wow No Mom Lem is saying That's good advice I've seen bad stuff happen to people that told them a cheater what bad stuff did you see mom limb wow oh no mom all right good luck we're gonna follow up with her on this but you hang in there and let us know what happens all right bro thanks can i give a shout out to my bro john Johnny Gast and Nico P? Yeah. One love, guys. Best of luck. All right.

Thanks, dude. All right, man. That's a tough spot. Man, being in a duplex. Yeah. Duplex. It's just you. You can ignore it in the apartment complex, but if you're in the duplex.

Yeah, you can make a complaint. Yeah. Who's the property manager? Dude, yeah, you tell the property manager. yeah i would go through whoever is like in charge of the building and be like make a noise complaint and see if anything comes from that yeah oh geez it's all tough stuff yeah i think if i was the one getting adultered on by some guy who gets dropped off in a Pontiac, I'd want my neighbor Rick to tell me. Yeah. For sure.

The woman went after the girl that told her. That's the problem. Yeah, you're going to get a lot of retaliation vibes. Yeah, look, you're inviting. I would be prepared to. You got to be prepared to move. Yeah. Yeah. Because once you tell. Then someone. Yeah prepared to you got to be prepared to move yeah yeah because once you

tell then someone yeah someone's got to leave whether it's her or you someone's leaving someone's leaving yeah but you know what you got you got to have nothing in your life that you can't cut and run from if you see the heat coming around the corner that you can't cut and run from in 60 seconds flat if you see the heat coming around the corner i like that sometimes it's better you look back and you say wow that led me to this new thing in my life that i didn't even know you know amen brother travel light yeah exactly guys thanks for hopping on the pod yeah yeah thank you guys always a pleasure to be here thanks a lot anything you guys. Always a pleasure to be here. Thanks a lot. Anything you guys want to plug?

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