Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 349 - Jimmy Tatro & Christian Pierce
Episode Date: July 3, 2024#goingdeepwithchadandjt #realbrosofsimivalley Today we are joined by two absolute legends, Jimmy Tatro and Christian Pierce. The Real Bros of Simi Valley are releasing a new movie this Friday July 5t...h and we wanted to hear all about it! We start off the pod talking about a crazy fan experience at the airport and diving deep into how their lives have changed dramatically since season one of the show. We talk about our time on set with the bros and we break down why Jimmy is ANTI-Biopic even though he just acted in one. Of course, we take some calls. IF YOU GUYS ENJOYED THE POD, LEAVE A LIKE OR COMMENT.(It really helps our channel) Check out - NEW REAL BROS OF SIMI VALLEY MOVIE (July 5th) on Roku https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDql6AdKuJ8 Bros Before Joes SHOW AT THE COMEDY STORE (JULY 10th) here: https://www.showclix.com/event/joes-july10th We are streaming the BTS, Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ If you need advice and want to chat with us, TEXT us with your issue or question at 323-418-2019 and we will add you to the list! (Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/
Transcript
Discussion (0)
what's up guys we have a fire podcast for you with jimmy tetro and christian pierce
real bros movie is coming out july 5th make sure you guys watch it and not to be braggy but we have
a small cameo in there pretty sick but first before we begin we are brought to you by the
legends at home chef guys meal kits are legit especially home chef because they give you
quality ingredients the best instructions,
and it makes you feel like a chef god every time you work with Home Chef. Because for a limited
time, Home Chef is offering our listeners 18 free meals plus free dessert for life and, of course,
free shipping on your first box. Go to HomeChef.com slash GoDeep. That's Homechef.com slash go deep. That's homechef.com slash go deep for 18 free meals and free dessert for life.
Homechef.com slash go deep must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert.
I love Home Chef.
Make sure you guys get on it ASAP.
So this is definitely, it just says, it says elevate mental clarity.
I just want to make sure there's no magic going on.
It says magic mind.
No, it's, it is magic, but it's subtle magic. It's not the kind where you're going to feel it in how you perceive the world.
It's not like teleportation.
It's like there's a quarter behind your ear. It's not like being on you're going to feel it in how you perceive the world. It's not like teleportation. It's like there's a quarter behind your ear.
It's not like being on mushrooms.
Okay, cool.
It's more like being on cordyceps.
Okay, I'm intrigued.
I want to drink some, but I have stuff to do today.
Am I going to do it?
It's going to help you do stuff.
It's a productivity drink.
Okay, cool.
It's going to boost your mind and your stove.
All right.
At worst, you won't feel anything.
It's got matcha in there it's
smells sour it's got a bitterness to it so people are in the comments and they're saying
wade doesn't burn how often do people say that to you all the time interesting it tastes like
medicine um i would say a lot they say that a lot yes that would be one of the
most frequent lines actually when i'm in public i mostly get uh people mostly just scream zon
zon what's the worst time someone screams on at you um oh man this is actually a pretty funny story
um oh man this is actually a pretty funny story i was i was connecting i had come from like france or something i was connecting in in new jersey and it was one of those times where customs just
took so long but i thought i was good i thought i was just gonna like get through customs get on
the plane i realized i was getting my bag and i had to recheck it and go back through
security because i was coming from like another country and i didn't know that and i'm like oh
fuck so i get through security and i have like 40 minutes and i'm like i thought i was chilling
like i thought i was gonna just walk over 40 minutes but now i'm realizing it's it's gnarly so i checked the bag
and i i am waiting for the uh the train at the new jersey airport i don't know if you've ever
waited for that train it takes a long time 15 minutes go by and i'm like i'm starting to get
stressed bus pulls up everyone gets on i can't i have no space and i'm like i'm like okay now i've like there's like 20
minutes till my flight i'm waiting again next train pulls up like five minutes later i'm like
i'm getting on this train i don't care what i don't care what's happening no one gets off
and everyone just like trying to cram into the train i jump in A lady gets pushed out. Like a lady.
And she's shocked.
She's appalled.
And I'm standing.
She was next to you?
No.
We're all jumping in.
I jump in.
She pops out.
Okay.
And she's standing there.
And she's like.
And I'm like.
I'm like.
I'm sorry.
I'm like making space.
And the guy behind me goes.
That was my fucking wife bro.
And I'm like. Oh dude. I'm like. And the doors haven't shut yet. I'm like. I'm sorry. I'm like making space. And the guy behind me goes, that was my fucking wife, bro. And I'm like, oh, dude.
I'm like, and the doors haven't shut yet.
I'm like, I'm like, come on.
I'm like clearing space.
I'm like, squeeze in.
And she's like, no.
And I'm like, come on.
And the door is just shut.
And now I'm looking at her.
She's pissed off on the other side and the guy again goes that was my
fucking wife bro should have jumped out with her and and i'm i'm like and i'm like dude i'm sorry
i gotta make my flight there was space he goes i don't give a fuck about the flight dude and we're
in there he says it probably three times that was my fucking wife and i'm sitting there the vibe is
tense dude there's like 20 of us crammed into this little train car dead silent all of a sudden
guy in the back goes no fucking way dude jimmy tetro and and i look back i'm like no no dude no no and he's like zon dude and the guy goes
you know this fucking guy and he's like yeah dude he started out on youtube he's like he's like
he's like giving my full bio dude he's like yeah dude guy's a legend man he started out on youtube
now he has this show the real bros are sleeping i'm just sitting there like bro shut the fuck up the door is finally open and i like start to go and the guy's like yeah you better
run i'm like dude i'm making a flight what do you think i'm gonna stay here and fight you
dude i'm why why did he not go out with his wife that's what i'm saying he's a bad husband yeah
he just stood there going that's my fucking wife, bro.
He's like, well, maybe, I don't know, maybe you get off now and get her out.
What did he say to her when they finally linked back up?
He was like, don't worry, babe.
I told that guy.
What did you tell him?
I told him that was my fucking wife three, four times.
And the original, did she have space to get back on?
She did, because there wasn't, but I like boxed out. And I was like yo come on yeah like i cleared she was just trying to be a hater yeah she was
she got stuck in her i'm mad and she didn't want to she was not in a solution oriented state of
mind she wanted to bask in the uh indignity of it yeah some people need bad things to go on
because they already feel bad so they
need the bad thing to happen to blame it on reinforce why you actually might have saved
their marriage they might have needed something to kind of focus on julia roberts's character
and closer i haven't seen closer was the guy intimidating he was big he was like a large he
was a large man and he and uh you're pretty you're pretty built though dude i but he was like a large he was a large man and he and uh you're pretty you're pretty built though dude
i but he was like you know six i mean he was like six five six four was he was he handsome and like
man no not he's good looking no okay he looks like the kind of guy that would say that's my
fucking wife bro so would you have gone low on him like gone for an ankle and just try to get
him down i would have been you know i would have been quick you know i would have maybe hit him
with a little little stomach jab there you go peekaboo here's
the thing too i bet if he watched real bros he'd dig it or maybe he's one of the maybe he's one of
those guys and he wouldn't he'd be like that's me or maybe he listened to the guy yeah that was like
telling him my whole bio yeah watched it now he's like yeah dude that guy shoved my wife off a train
wife's like yeah he pushed me off it was crazy i saw one poster for real bros your guns were
looking crazy in it well i'm on i'm supposed to be on steroids in the movie so i i tried to get
as jacked as possible um he's working on between takes like the marvel
guys do really they're pumping yeah but we realized there's supposed to be a steroid progression in
the movie and we shot the whole thing in 10 days so you can't really right can't really create any
type of actual moment so we just started shrinking my shirt based on how jacked i was supposed to be
and it actually worked pretty well
but you didn't actually do steroids i didn't actually do steroids no that's rare i know
because most actors do steroids say they're not on steroids you said you were on steroids
and didn't do right yeah were you tempted to try i i'm not man i i don't i don't think i'll ever
i would maybe do if i you Never say never. Never say never.
Right.
But if you're 60?
If you're 60, I think if...
I don't know.
I would maybe do some like...
Peptides.
Yep.
Whatever that is.
I know.
You talked about that.
Yeah.
Something more natural.
I don't want to inject.
Yeah.
You see the...
What's the Invictus?
The documentary about the... Yeah yeah when he's putting it all
in and he's just like oh there's so much liquid and he's like keeps putting more in
he's like it's so viscous yeah i'm like not the word viscous viscous fluids don't feel good no
christian would you would you go on steroids i'm too afraid i mean you're already like so ripped
thanks man i'm too afraid of roids i don't know i have this like probably irrational fear of what
would happen if i get steroids if you did i'll tell you you don't need roids christian if you
can look like that without roids i'm afraid of that you're already a house but they're not going
i'm addicted to it then what happens if you stop put on an addition if you stop that's the thing right i don't know it's
just a whole lot of skin yeah well so with peptides it's supposed to not redline your
system so that it can still naturally produce like muscle building uh tissue and chemicals but
yeah with steroids like your body kind of it takes a while to reset but i think there's stuff
you can take during it so that it's a smoother i might do it if they put it like in a vape if i could like
steroids that'd be sick like i might because that's more like over the counter approachable
for flavor too damn again you're serious about just pumping i'm on this i'm on this cherry ice
gear yeah i got this blue rise dude i i think i would do them just for the
comedy of it if i got fucking yoked and being honest about it doing daily vlogs yeah yeah
yeah i do it for the tube you'd be funny if someone like you did it and then like never
acknowledged it just like pre-record a bunch of podcasts and then take like two months off
get jacked on steroids and then just show back up and speak nothing of it i'm like a huge body a huge neck tiny head i'm like what's up dudes
you probably inspire a lot of people to do it then
the next liver king have you guys seen the girls around girls doing steroids like a regular thing
now yeah there's one called like anabar or something oh anabar anabar is that what it is yeah that one
like uh it makes you look really cut yeah it has a hardening effect yes i took that in high school
i heard that's what zach efron once did too do you know efron no no i love him have you seen iron
claw he's great it was great oh my god i loved it he's so honestly i think he deserved a nomination he killed that shit yeah that movie didn't get enough attention it was dark you know
dude i heard the real life dad was even worse dude they left out they left out of death another
brother went down it was a there was another death in that they didn't include because they
didn't have time crazy that's how many brothers died they had to cut one out so that brother is really damn there wasn't enough time in the afterlife he's really yeah trying to get his
dad's approval now i guess the dad was selling merch at one of their funerals no way yeah really
some joe jackson shit oh man that's fucking crazy what do you guys think of hawk to a girl are you
down with hawk to a yeah or is hawk to a already out outlived i thought it was i think it's great like the video is
hilarious and she's hilarious i guess it's like you see she was with shaq recently yeah
so i'm flexing on he's so funny i want to see what she's going to do with this because for a second
the whole hype was that we can't find her right like where'd she go can you find a mystery yeah
and now she's now she seems to be stepping out as they say i would love to see hawk to leverage this and she's
like courtside like commentating on you know nba games one day like damn remember when she started
off i want to see her leverage this for her real dream it's a little like a star is born well yeah
how do you but how do you leverage this i think i think that's my question is how do you leverage this
because i think the internet has a inaccurate sense of how much money people make off things
like this right like everyone's like oh she's gonna be a fucking millionaire now
no i think a hundred thousand she'll make a hundred thousand dollars there's a ceiling to
this i think she needs to milk it and just hopefully she has a good personality like if she starts with a bunch
of podcasts and a bunch of interviews and stuff people fall in love with the personality she has
someone will offer her an opportunity to like be a regular on something well that says hawk to a
girl is already getting offered six hundred dollars to hawk to it in a jar so that's one
route you could go she lost her job as a teacher is that
true i don't know maybe that's just rumor but it would be cool if she ended up getting a tv show
where she's like like mr rogers where she teaches kids that's a that's a big leap yeah because i
think i don't want to see her continue in the in the sexual realm i think that would actually
steal yeah i don't think that's charming about the original video i want to see her continue in the sexual realm. I think that would actually steal what was charming about the original video.
I want to see her go the other way.
Not fired.
Oh, she was not fired.
So she's still a teacher?
So I was listening to a snippet.
Man, I fell for that.
She interviewed on Barstool.
So she worked at a spring factory.
I don't know what that means.
All right.
And then she quit her job recently and
she said she's gonna move to new york or la and do a bunch of she's gonna yeah so i'm saying just
milk it for a not like a sexy thing or sexual thing just be a personality that people like to
just listen to probably the the podcast the hawk to a podcast is probably yeah it's the best way
yeah i'd still like to see your kids the i didn't know a lot of dudes are really obsessed with her yeah i was talking to some cats i know
they were like i love her i want to marry her really oh it's like that like dudes are low-key
obsessed like that the mystery though that's one thing is like once she comes out i think
you can't i i don't know the mystery factor was like yeah there's so much lore around right you know
what's funny though all all the girls i guess people out there who have like in real life done
the hawk tour and now feel underappreciated like i've been hawk touring in real life for fucking
years you know some people out there are so mad they're not getting this attention
and they've been doing the hawk to it dude the hawk to a podcast was like okay after
the end of every episode how many times have you hawked to it yeah yeah i can see the opening
graphic for it you know it's like the welcome i want to see the charlie rose interview one day
where she gets serious i'm sad he went down i
always liked watching his interviews yeah who charlie rose he did the pbs interviews about
that he had like a black background a nice wooden table it was always very classy and it turned out
he would like uh open the pas would come to his room and he'd be like in his boxers with a boner
good for him for getting a boner though he's he's old yeah
yeah his show is great maybe he was just stoked he had a boner
yeah i did check this out i've been working on this thing he's just proud of himself yeah
yeah charlie rose interviewed literally everybody yeah and he would have a good mix on the show
it'd be like martin
scorsese and then a ballerina oh nice you know in uh in in the real brothers of simi valley it's
it's just a big coincidence but hawk's middle name has been tua this whole time is that true
yeah and once we saw this we were like that's crazy that just happening around the release of
the movie yep hawk tua sanders i mean we kind that just happening around the release of the movie yep
hawk to a sanders i mean we kind of say that in the movie at the very end did you realize that
yeah i did i did realize that someone made me realize i was like oh yeah we do kind of you do
hear the words well easy something like that in the movie i'm yeah i'm a chill life imitating art
yeah dude i was watching i've been watching your guys's show a lot lately
you guys do so many jokes that are like visual like cutaway jokes or like smash cat kind of jokes
now all right which is tough because you have to have that scripted are those mostly planned out
or do you guys find some of those in the edit and then just like which one give us example i can't
think of one off the top i'm so sorry watch it no i did i didn't i've always noticed that about like the kind of uh the joke style of it like like xan will be like
no that's something i'll never do and then you cut to him doing that thing that's a very obvious
instance those are usually uh scripted and yeah i guess see now i'm nervous well we have i didn't
have there's one that but there's uh in season, the girls go to a Pilates place and it's called Pumpkin Spice Pilates.
But you never hear it.
You just see it on the chyron and on the front of the building.
That's something that came in post that we came up with.
But like, that's a visual joke that.
There's a I think one.
Maybe this is the kind of thing you're talking about where uh they're they're in the room
and and the doctor says there's something we could do but it's super experimental and johnny goes
robot legs and he goes what what did you say robot legs and then it cuts to a confessional of johnny
saying bro i don't even know why they thought i was serious about saying robot legs yeah that's
the kind of thing where like because we shoot the confessionals after we can write
things around it yeah right around like we're like we're like if improv happens we can we can
add lines in in the confessionals about what was said on set so you guys just mark it as it happens
in one scene and then you're like we'll circle back to this in a later scene or what we'll re-watch
it before the dick oh so you guys already have the show put together
without the confessionals and then you do the confessionals the confessionals are like after
the after the rough cut after season two that it really saved us to add a confessionals day like
later on when we already had a cut of the movie uh because like you know there's a lot of things
that kind of change or it didn't really work that you need to make
sense of and having that extra day of confessionals where you can be like if something isn't really
working it can cut to someone and they can be like this is what's going on here yeah and that's
like because of the format it's like a forgiving format and that's how real reality shows work
they're not like fucking like doing something and walking off camera and like talking about it like
they do a different day and they watch footage of themselves they comment on it
obviously you know so yeah just following that model really helps
i like watching you direct a lot i'm always very impressed that you're able to act and direct at
the same time like we were there at the like the truck contest day yeah that was a hectic day yeah
it was crazy yeah it was sprinting and you guys had so much like it was a big like the size of the crew and the cast was big that day yeah and you're
in one scene where like you have like a showdown and it's like 10 people have lines in the scene
and you would be like cut and then you would give notes real quick but you'd stay like flexing
and then you'd be like because you had to still be in character and then you're like all right
action and i could hear you listening for if everybody was getting their like the tempo
right on their lines right but you were still in character i was like man uh i don't know that just
takes a lot of focus to be able to do that yeah it's you you gotta just stay completely locked
in for like the whole the entirety of the shoot there's really like not even there's not like one
moment where you're like chilling for the entire
shoot and you're probably more worried about the directing than the acting right for sure
the acting is like becomes an afterthought it's it's like there'd be times where i'd show up and
i'd be like oh fuck i have a monologue right now i gotta kind of like i gotta take like five to
lock in and actually like get these get these lines down
but the thing is like we wrote the lines so like you know i know what they are it's just like i
gotta like brush up real quick before a scene my favorite moment we were watching as um uh
one of the actors was improvving a little bit and so we did a couple takes and you're like flexing
you're like stick to script i know exactly
that moment i was when you talked about i was thinking about that moment yeah yeah sometimes
it's not time well yeah because the clock's running right you gotta get everything done
before the day's over that was a funny moment yeah that was because he just kept going i was
like just end end it end it finish the line yeah do it as written as written there's certain things like
in those big group scenes there's so much less room to you know it's like when you it's just like
10 people versus 10 people a showdown you can't have you can't just like go off the rails and
just start saying nonsense it's like everyone has a beat you hit your beat if you add a little
something to it add to it but then end it you know it was just and he just kept going and going and
going and i was like i'm already stressed so i'm like just say just say the fucking line just say
the line yeah i thought that was gonna stay in the movie for a second because it was in the first
couple like really rough because i didn't go out because i said it in character in character i said i didn't say yeah i didn't say stick to the line i said uh he was going on a rant about
like peaceful yeah and i was like now we're like no we're not doing that
yeah some of the i mean because the the real bros instagram has been posting yeah i mean i think the um i think the
showdown between hawk and bryce that that goes down in internet history that might be on the
hall of fame clips wow i think i do that like is it next is it above or underneath hawk tua
i think it's above hawk tua because i i think it's aged so well, too. That's the thing about the earlier seasons is like they seem to have gotten funnier, in my opinion, as time has gone.
You know what I mean?
There's something about like, I don't know.
It is interesting, though, that it's Bryce versus Hawk.
And now we're talking about Hawk 2-0.
We're comparing.
There's something with Hawk.
What is it about Hawk?
People say K's are like Hawk.
The K is funny yeah zan get your boy dog
you're a one-year-old child yeah it kind of never gets old it never gets old how long have you guys
been making five years the show six more yeah 2018 is when i think season one came out wow and then season two came
out was it 2017 or 20 no no 2017 was season two it was season one because 20 i mean 29
20 i we shot the last season in 2019 yeah and so so you must feel like you guys have changed a lot since you started the show.
I think so, yeah.
I mean, like, life has changed a lot.
Yeah.
It's like, it's interesting to look at where we were in season one.
Like, season one, we were deep in the YouTube game.
Like, the whole birth of season one was, it's not sustainable to do a video every week and wake
up on tuesday and say what are we going to do next week let's knock out a bigger shoot let's do
one bigger shoot where we can knock out multiple videos so uh that's like the whole birth of of
season one so it is interesting to think about that and does is it when you guys were writing this one do you just
lock back into that same voice or did you guys want to like do stuff different that was more
representative of where you're at now i think like we lock back in for sure but also i think just
because we're at different points in our lives now like stuff just comes through probably in the
jokes and stories and like you bring it with you but i don't think we were like trying to force things from our lives now just yeah and i think these characters are so
out there that it's almost easier to write for characters that you don't relate to at all or
you're not trying to like give them necessarily a relatable voice and they're also established
and i think that's what was so that's what was so much fun about writing the show as you go is like i always say this about tv compared to movies what you get
with tv is like you know on season three when you say yeah you know that beef he had with hawk his
one-year-old son it hits way harder when you've seen the beef right when you've been along for
the journey just little character moments just hit so much harder because you've seen the beef right when you've been along for the journey
little character moments just hit so much harder because you've you've been there you know why
they're now acting the way they're acting when it's in a movie and you're talking about like
the past or like you're establishing things it's like you have to establish the whole world
and it's like it's like yeah because you're scared of spiders you know you don't you've
never seen him react to a spider.
And now we're just supposed to just know that and just move on from that and be like, well, yeah, he said he was scared of spiders back in the day.
So now we're moving on.
Whereas with the show, it's like all those little things, they've just the audience is so much more in because they feel like they're along for the ride.
So it just makes like the voice of it just feels so much
stronger and you can you can really like let little moments hit hit harder yeah so we had the
advantage of writing the movie that had already been you know a super established world and
characters period no it's well said i was just thinking yeah because like tv shows are more like
they're almost like novels you get more time to play around in it see i was embarrassed to say
that that's why i didn't say anything after you were done no no it's it's uh it's true like the
tv shows you can just be more thorough like you just have more time and you figure out who the
characters are better so like like i was thinking about the sopranos too like you just know what a
christopher or a polyline is right like season're like, oh yeah, that's the kind of joke he makes.
Yeah.
And it feels good every time you hear it.
Right.
Yeah.
It just like starts to like not write itself, but you know, it's like they, there's just
like all those little things that are just kind of like, you can sit there and be like,
nah, Bryce wouldn't say that.
We know Bryce.
He wouldn't say that.
He wouldn't react this way.
You know? Yeah. Do you guys, get i mean someone will probably die one day and on their tombstone have a quote from real bros oh man that's that's a dark way to think about it i would
you know really i would i would have you know been like yeah they'd probably have a tattoo
but tombstone quote is pretty sick
i'd be aggressive which quote do you think it would be on someone's tombstone probably zan get
your boy well i'm gonna throw this out there just a very good shit yeah god get your boy oh sorry
man yeah god get your boy dog that's pretty good god comes in and just scoops you up that'd be sick i might do that actually
can you say god get your boy like it was the first time we'll have jay cut it in like no no
chopped you there jay just stepped on that shit yeah i stepped on hard i got so excited
why don't you want him to win i don't know i'm just a virgin
what happens if you have two of these things yeah dude i'll have two in a day
but i'm a freak so that's true yeah you've seen me on the treadmill that's after two dude have
you seen this guy on a treadmill before it's fucked up have i done one on a treadmill have
you seen him run on a treadmill are you running i sprint my ass off how far are you running i'll do
uh 3.2 miles usually oh um yeah and then how fast so i do okay so i do 11.8 miles per hour sprint
so 45 on 45 off four miles per hour rest and then once i get to 10 minutes i'll do a minute on
minute off 11.8 miles per hour sprint i i know he's in the gym because if i'm walking in i can
hear his treadmill it's just when you look over he's just fucking like because if I'm walking in, I can hear his treadmill. It's just a whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
When you look over, he's just fucking like Will Smith and I Am Legend just going crazy.
Oh, you guys are at the same gym.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I love I Am Legend workout seats.
Dude, I mean.
That is a great movie.
Him doing pull-ups.
Running with the dog, though.
I mean, that's a dream moment.
Yeah.
You have a treadmill for your dog, too?
I should get one.
That'd be sick.
Yeah.
She'd love it.
She loves to run. Actually, you you know she loves to get chased so if she gets in front i'll just chase her just be continuous yeah this was the ideal workout setup in the house nobody bothered you
bad i didn't realize form pull-ups yeah he's going behind the head and he's not getting much range of
motion yeah he uh that's just a different pull
up he's doing well he just performed at the beat those aren't i mean i guess this is just a photo
but those are just for more rear delt focus dude good shout do you do these for rear delts the rope
pullbacks sometimes but not really i can't get them i don't know what's going on really pull
we gotta squinch so it's really just at that back point like really squeezing the scapula did you say squinch you gotta squinch him i knew what he
meant what two words might put it together what's a squinch it's a squeeze and a pinch okay it's a
squinch well i like you know that's good for cooking is this is this a squinch that's a
squinch or i think more up is a squinch yeah Yeah, you want to pull. I think it's a...
Yeah.
I feel like that's the kind of thing where you have to add in like a...
Yep.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yep.
I think you squinch your butthole when you don't want to poop when you're in public or
something.
When's the last time you shit your pants?
Seventh grade.
Never forget.
That's a good run.
You had a good run.
Yeah.
When's the last time y'all shit your pants last night after i have two magic minds
that's the magic yeah i didn't tell you about that part every morning have a coffee
because then you're setting the bar low like the day can't get worse than that right with pain will come pleasure yeah yeah i can't remember last time uh i mean for sure in high
school is there anything you know that was like that was like next level yeah it was my sister
in law's grandma's quilt oh wow yeah my brother he's 12 years older so i was staying in
new york got that was when i partied hard i got hammered i've told this story many times
and uh got hammered woke up and he's like he he was so worried about me dying that he slept in
the same bed with me it was in his apartment he's like you shit the bed and um like i know i messed up he's like no no you
you shit the bed they're like dude and then afterwards he calls me up he's like my wife is
beside herself and yeah it was intense beside herself is mad beside yes that dude on the train
was beside himself he was beside himself i feel like beside
himself is is a very white guy thing oh right i'm just oh buddy i am beside myself
and it's so innocent sounding it doesn't sound threatening you're beside yourself yeah well it's
more of like a i'm disappointed right sentiment where it's like it's like he's he's so mad that he's like
you failed me as a younger brother but you couldn't help it you were sleeping you shit
your pants no one's more beside yourself than you good call maybe i should tell him that yeah
yeah i'm just seeing that you have a birdhouse deck behind you yeah dude tony uh we actually
this is from tony hawk pro skater dude wow. We were promoting the game. I wish I would have. Is it signed?
I think so.
It's taped to the wall.
But the other side is signed. I was at the X Games
two days ago and I didn't have anything
for him to sign again.
We just talked about this.
We had just talked about this.
I know, but I was like, I don't know what
to have him sign. The N64
blue cartridge game. I don't have one of those.
No, but eBay.
I know, but it just all happened so fast.
Wow, that would be safe.
Right?
That's the one.
That would be next.
How cool of a town is Ventura?
I want to move there.
I like Ventura.
It's like, it's close to LA,
but far enough that you feel like
you're in a completely different place.
And it's a little crunchier than Orange County too,
which I like.
It's a lot more, yeah, it's a lot more mellow.
Wait, where are you from?
But you're from?
I grew up in Venice.
Oh, you grew up in Venice?
Yeah.
Oh, for some reason I thought you were a little more North.
Did you go to Oaks Christian though, or?
No, no, no, no.
I went to high school in Sherman Oaks.
Ah, okay.
So Oaks in there.
That's where I got confused. The Oaks, Close. Still Oaks in there. That's why I got confused.
The Oaks, yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Where did you grow up, Christian?
In the Valley.
In the Valley.
I was born in Chicago, but I moved here when I was a kid.
Right, right, right.
Jimmy, last time we talked about having you on the podcast, you were pretty fired up.
You had a beef.
Oh, shit.
Who were you beefing with?
The Tetris movie.
Oh. Oh. I thought it was good yeah no i i uh i do remember that yeah that was when i was uh did i talk about that on the pod no we
were like we were dming about it you're like i want to talk about this that's my beef and then
it was like uh it was it was just my beef was with it's with biopics it's with it's with biopics enough enough you
know let's all at least let the story happen you know you see all these stories you mean let the
person die let maybe but like tetris you know whatever it's that's not even a person is it a movie well yeah that doesn't need
to be a movie air had just come out too there was the bar there was a lot of product movies
but like my issue it started with the flaming hot thing it started with people like when stories
weren't even done happening and then they'd acquire the rights and then they'd like do a
movie on it and it's like dude it's still happening you beefing with tetris is pretty funny but it's not tetris it's biopics in general enough
biopics but why the but i'm with you on tetris though like it was good did y'all see it no it
was good it was actually good it was i didn't expect it to be but was the doritos movie good
too the ava longoria one that one was wait that's a movie you mean didn't expect it to be. But was the Doritos movie good, too? The Ava Longoria one? That one was...
Wait.
Ava Longoria?
That's a movie?
You mean Hot Cheeto?
The hot Flamin' Hot?
Yeah.
Ava Longoria's not in that?
She directed it, I think.
Oh, that was pretty good.
It was casual.
It's an easy watch.
Yeah.
Anti.
I'm not an anti.
I am.
You're anti Flamin' Hot?
Flamin' Hot, anti fucking Tetris.
Those aren't even people.
Anti WeWork, anti the dropWork, anti-the dropout.
It mentions the Reagan administration.
Let me ask you this.
It says the Reagan administration right there.
Wait, what?
In the Flaming Hot movie.
Oh, they're trying to paint a scene for you?
Jim, okay, biopic comes out.
It's the Rubik's Cube biopic.
No.
Hold on.
Do you want to see it?
No.
Oh, I don't believe that documentary sure what that's
what i was that's just a less fun biopic who's gonna play the cube does it matter somebody
andy circus somebody who's gonna do the voice of the rubik's cube fucking keith david i don't know
oh he's got a good voice i like his voice enough he'd save his voice is the best yeah you know what's
great you know what's crazy is that lionsgate just got the rights to the hawk to a movie
stop playing yeah that sounds about right where are you kidding no no dude you're serious i'm
serious this is exactly what i'm talking about yeah what are you kidding we fucking believed
him and that's the problem i'd watch that biopic i'd watch that biopic how she came up with it i don't know i feel like the twist would be she's
never hawked to it i can just see the trailer being like i just feel like i'm destined for more
i got something in me i gotta get it out it sounds like the most anticlimactic movie of all time
it all builds up to a video that everyone has seen
get me all fired up about
biopics man i've had enough are there any biopics you like um these are like consumer biopics
though it's like about products yeah i think it's not like muhammad ali i think like people
deserve like like there's a jerry garcia biopic coming out that feels warranted like jerry garcia
enough time has passed that it's like a good moment to
remind the younger generation of the impact when you do a biopic prematurely it's like
it's almost like you're just i feel like a biopic right the hype of the thing should happen
and then it should fade and everyone should forget about it and then the biopic years later
should be like hey everybody don't forget about this thing that happened because this was crazy.
This is just everyone being just capitalizing on anything they can and being not creative enough to think of their own ideas.
So something crazy happens and then they go get the fucking rights, get the rights, get the rights.
And they don't have an idea.
How do you guys feel about the Michael Jackson biopic coming out coming out that shit's coming out yeah is there a trailer his nephew's
playing him which one dante or randy uh he's like seven nephews far oh jafar this is your brother
yeah i was i was cool with his nephews back in the day in high school oh really the same age as
me and jimmy can they dance i i don't know I think I would have been okay with this one
had it not been in this oversaturation of biopics.
Right, right, right.
I think maybe this is one of the ones
that I think could have been deserved.
Go ahead.
I don't think you can do the Michael Jackson biopic
with his family involved.
Is it?
Okay, so yeah, is that one too soon?
I think it's too close.
Too close.
Like, if his family's involved, you're not going to get the full Michael Jackson story.
Right, right.
Yeah, I didn't get any auditions to play Jimmy from See Me, which is weird.
That's a character in there?
That's crazy. do you watch the documentary
oh yeah oh my god that's you're fucked up you're fucked up you're fucked they said i was too old
well there's um the bob marley movie came out i feel like a lot of them get
passed over like people just don't that one i think should have been big that one should
i didn't see it yet but i didn't like i couldn't handle that movie sucking that would suck yeah
sometimes i'm like if this sucks i'm gonna be upset yeah and that that's one of the ones that
one should have like you said that one deserved to and also i think now it would have been a good
time for it yeah but it's just another biopic coming out yeah yeah but i i'm i'm down with biopics about like
things like tetris or if there was like a mcrib biopic or like in and out i would watch that
like i don't you know it's not one person i think all the in and out owners the original team died
in a private jet accident they were in the jet stream of a bigger uh commercial jet conspiracy really yeah wow sounds like it was kind of planned oh yeah wow orange county so who's running in and
out now that would be interesting a burger dynasty damn big burger the founder was good
do you guys watch the founder great movie yeah donald yeah yeah i love that one yeah you hate that one too damn if you had to move would you move to another country ever
i would yeah would you you travel i travel yeah i i think i would move to
uh i really like the vibe in amsterdam like I think I could spend a lot of time.
I could spend a lot of time there.
People are going to hear that and think that means you like drugs and whores.
It's yeah,
but it's,
it's,
it's not,
I mean like,
uh,
it's just the vibe in the city is just,
it's just nice.
Everyone's like,
I just like the energy there.
Are there a lot of drugs and whores there?
I haven't been.
I think when you're, see for people who haven't been there like me that's like the stereotypical
first thought yeah the red light district sounds kind of cool but i would i would bet on even like
vegas is like this but i'm not trying to comp them like vegas is actually like a cool city
beyond the strip but no one ever thinks about that they just think about the red light district is uh
it is so aggressive i don't know if you've walked down it but like because like everybody who goes
you walk down you're like wow this is this is crazy there's just like you know women in windows
and they're not like subtle you know they're like they're what you're walking by and they're like
you're like oh my they're slapping snatch just slapping like going like this
oh my god that's aggressive yeah that's yeah that would that be it for you yeah that'd be
oh we lost over there one slap one slap i'm like take all my money
we were walking down and i felt like banging the window and jesus christ get in here and pray for sex
but the part that you grokked with with amstram is just the the general vibe of the people
it's just like everyone there is nice it's all bikes there's more bikes than people
uh there's like beautiful museums uh it just feels safe and clean and like everyone's in a good you're walking around it's
like a thursday i mean this is everyone in europe where it's like a thursday and uh it's like 10
a.m and people are just drinking and you're like what do you do for work love that what is your
source of income they don't work to live they live they don't live to work they work to live
that's the difference exactly fire i'm with that it's like spain they uh they're they're there to
enjoy themselves yeah unlike china have you been there i have what's it like opposite of that
they live to work so we're kind of in the middle we are yeah we're usa to work for sure
do you guys feel like you live to work for sure do you guys feel like you live to work some kind of sometimes but like i
think when you really enjoy when you love what you do that's the thing it's like creating it's like
to me there's no greater joy right i love it it's so much fun that it's it's like live to work but
it's like a privilege right like if i had free time i would choose to do
my job sometimes which is because it's just like i just love yeah writing i love you know it's tough
to turn it off yeah right you're like i'm there's some days where i'm like it'll be like a sunday
i should chill but then just my mind i'll be like oh i'll just edit yeah that's but that could be
chill yeah you know you're
not like as long as you're not getting worked up while you're doing it no it's just it's just fun
yeah exactly it's making especially comedy it's making you laugh and it's someone did bring up a
wasn't the machine technically a biopic which is you know damn a fair point damn that is a am i in
a biopic yeah yeah absolutely is that what started you give me enough money
i'll do another you guys having callers call in today yeah should we do that are you ready
that was so much fun last time i barely remember but i remember it was fun
there's a guy with huge nuts who called him last time oh yeah super long nuts long long and big
nuts i have very long nuts did you do you have good nuts thank you one question i don't know
if you can get into it but i did see that you were shredding with the beebs oh yeah can you
talk can he shred can he shred yeah he can shred that Yeah. He can shred. That's sick.
He's pretty good. He's shredding.
Snowboarding.
Snowboarding.
Whoa.
Dude, I love the Biebs, dude.
Yeah.
He's a chill guy.
He seems chill.
He seems chill.
He can rip.
There he goes.
He likes the trees.
I think he's one of the best musicians of my lifetime.
Were you nervous to shred around beeps i mean sean white
was there too so i'm more nervous to shred around sean right yeah yeah you know does sean like
does he give you like a we'll be like give you an eye i'd be like dude that wasn't that sick
no no he won't do that but he will give you a nod if something was sick which is oh that's gotta feel good work for that does he
give pointers dude he did he was he he gave me some pointers like one of the first times we went
because i was trying to like do a 360 off this thing and i like i was like i don't know he's
like dude just you know just do this this and this and then i did it again i got closer and
he was like no like this and then i did i did it again. I got closer. And he was like, no, like this. And then I did it.
I landed it.
I landed like a back three.
And he was like, fuck yeah, dude.
That's sick.
That's cool.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
I remember when Sean White was like six,
the WB used to do interstitial little profiles of people
in between Batman and Recess.
And Sean White was one of them. He was like seven-year-old his one state
title and snowboarding and skate yeah nice to be on those a lot too back in
the day nice on some kids network being like this kid's crazy we had long loss
back in the day so sick remember that Sports Illustrated for kids cover with
with Tony and Sean doing doing like the doubles oh yeah yeah synchronized
skateboarding sick they should yeah i missed that actually it looks beautiful it looks so cool when
you know one guy does a little grind the other guy does something over him yeah and just knowing
they had to practice that and like get it down it's that one iconic mike mike shreds mike tornabene
yeah he does he's gotten really I mean he was always good I guess
but then he just got really good he'll post he'll post clips of him skating just like at like uh
I'll be like holy fuck yeah he's not he's doing things that I'm like that's not casual yeah
yeah he's good like I didn't know he skated at first and all of a sudden he like posted he like
tray flipped like a like an eight stair I was like that's like a that's a big deal yeah i think that was like his thing like for most of his life
until he went to film school he doesn't he he's bigger than you usually see like you don't usually
see skaters that are like that jack right you got to move all that shit around yeah because the
board is small right yeah yeah watching mike skate makes me want to get back into skating because you're
you're like seeing another guy that jacked right yeah you know it's possible yeah i'm gonna do
roids yeah i'm gonna start skating they get jacked up on roids and get back into skateboarding
that's what happens to every 30 year old yeah yeah
all right must be in his 30s.
They always just get jacked up on roids.
Babe, check it out.
Do girls have an equivalent?
Do girls have like a mid, not mid, because it's not midlife,
like a 30s crisis where they start doing some shit they weren't doing before?
Good question.
Probably not.
The Hawk Tua.
Hawk Tua.
I'm going to start spitting on dicks again.
Jake, let's call some people.
What's up, guys guys i'm interrupting this
podcast let you know once again that we were brought to you by the legends at home chef
home chef is the best meal kits in the biz with dank instructions dank ingredients and i made a
chicken and broccoli with parmesan on top meal for my girlfriend first off the whole process
was so fun i felt like i was
you know gordon ramsey just getting in there and just sprinkling stuff on and just making a
beautiful beautiful chicken and broccoli meal and my girlfriend was so impressed she was so
stoked you've been cooking lately i do i cook a lot yeah and uh it feels good huh it's very
nourishing not just for your body but for your soul yeah and the
thing with home chef is like you get instructions you you have you don't have to go through that
whole rigmarole of shopping and they deliver it to your door they give you the ingredients
the instructions and all you gotta do is apply and especially this summer because it's a busy one
you don't have extra time for grocery shopping or to be grinding away in the kitchen
so let home chef do home chef do the heavy lifting for you because they're the best
we've tried every home meal kit in the biz pretty much and this truly is my favorite one that that
meal i made was dank bro so sick um 30 options a week and so there's a variety of dietary needs you have to worry about what
to make ahead of time it's convenient and economical customers save an average of
86 per month on groceries and home chef even has a delicious kid-friendly family menu with
18 new options each week that will satisfy even the pickiest of eaters. I love it.
It's the best.
Home Chef, that's where it's at.
For a limited time,
Home Chef is offering our listeners 18 free meals plus free dessert for life
and of course, free shipping on your first box.
Go to homechef.com slash go deep.
That's homechef.com slash go deep
for 18 free meals and free dessert for life.
Homechef.com slash go deep
must be an active subscriber to receive free dessert.
All right, let's get back to the show.
Let's go.
Hello.
Hey, what's up, man?
How's it going?
Damn.
How's it going, guys?
What up?
Just chilling, dude.
You're here with the...
Don and Aldis.
What up, dude?
Oh, dude.
Oh, yeah.
Who are we talking to? I hope you guys are having a good day. You too, brother. What's What up, dude? Oh, dude. Oh, yeah. Who are we talking to?
I hope you guys are having a good day.
You too, brother.
What's your question, dude?
Well, I guess it's probably more of a story.
I sent it in a couple weeks ago, I think, and now it's kind of in hindsight.
So, I mean, I'm down to still talk if you want to hear it,
but I know y'all are looking for questions.
Let's pretend like you're still in the middle of it all right all right um so i guess uh i'm a i'm a mid-20s dude as uh probably 80 percent of
your listeners are at this point but uh yeah so i've been on the apps you you know, I do Tinder and I do Hinge.
And so it's kind of just dating in this day and age, I guess.
But I also, I live in a town that doesn't have that many people. We have a population of less than 100,000.
So inevitably when you're swiping, you know you uh might swipe on a couple of people that
are friends with each other okay yeah so i guess uh there is a there's a point where i had matched
with one person i'm gonna try to make this are you piping your boy's ex? No, no, no.
I'm a respectful gentleman.
I love my boys more than I love my girls.
Okay, okay.
That's a different thing.
Yeah, so I guess there's one time where I had swiped and matched with one girl.
And I'm going to be honest wasn't wasn't that into it so i didn't really say anything it was just kind of uh playing the game of hot or not
i guess yeah it's got a little ego boost real quick well you know like i said you know i'm a
respectful guy i like to not do the ghost but is it really ghosting if you didn't
even speak in the first place wait so what's the issue so so the issue was then she sent a message
and i wasn't that into it so i didn't really respond but then fast forward like a month and
i'm swiping you know again and uh matched with this other girl who um
I didn't reach out to and uh she didn't reach out back at first so I just continued on and
kept doing my thing and then eventually swiped on another person who I did match with and did
talk to and the conversations were going all right and everything
but then uh so this is just normal life this is just normal life until girl b then decides to
respond and those chats start going off and it wasn't long before I realized that girl b and
girl c were actually frenzy with each other but both of them are kind of delivering some pretty fire convo.
So I was feeling a little messy there.
How'd you find out they were friends?
Because, you know, just chatting, you know,
talking about places around the town and then.
And just to be clear, you're just talking to both of them.
This is just conversations.
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll also, I'll add this note that I never met any of them. This is all yeah we're okay yeah i'll also i'll add this note that
i never met any of them this is all just text in here at this point i think we can move on to the
next uh question what's the issue is there a twist talking to two girls at once that's fire
but bro yeah you haven't met up with either of them but it is fire but it wasn't long until
after that that i then realized that uh the girl A that I didn't end up responding to back then ended up being the third girl in this friend group.
So then I was effectively swiping and chatting with three at the same time.
Like I said, this is a story in hindsight now, so I don't really have a question anymore.
But I think you should hook up with all of them.
You know, it sounds like a great idea,
but all three of them are out of the game for this guy now.
Because you went for all of them low-key,
and now none of them want to talk to you because they shared notes,
and they're like, nah, we can't do that.
Well, the first girl was kind of out of it to begin with because i wasn't that into it but the
two two and three i was pretty into and i think they connected the dots between the time i texted
and then now so uh they're probably hanging out and talking about that dude from tinder
nut gargler 6969 is roasting you saying oh for three
yeah i was about to compliment his username too to you guys but i'm glad i did it yeah dude
nut gargler's on your ass dude oh man nut gargler get off my ass well i i think uh
that was uh quite anticlimactic.
Next time, make a choice, dude.
Just shoot.
Yeah, I don't know, man.
Yeah, I mean,
I prepped it.
I said this was kind of a non-question
and more of a story in the hindsight.
Now it felt more dramatic in the moment
a few weeks ago, but...
For sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
But, yeah, big L l's but i appreciate you being
vulnerable with us yeah yeah just yeah man uh dude good talking yeah we'll talk to you later
jim what'd you think about that i was among the worst stories that ever happened.
You know?
Nothing happened.
What was this story?
I think he needs a biopic.
Yeah, we need a biopic on this guy.
Talked to three girls on Tinder.
And they knew each other do you think he
burns uh a little too much yeah maybe too much he burned himself into indecision yeah
yeah that's true like the story happened for him before the story happened yeah
i think at that point just lie and make up a question
he's very i hope this is one of those three girls now
yeah we definitely didn't talk about them to each other yeah what up what's up dude
christian jimmy just listen you guys in part of my take
stoked for the movie.
Fuck yeah.
How are you, man?
Good.
Sorry, this is weird.
But, yeah, so I have kind of a situation at school.
I'm in college.
And we have, like, my school, it's not like frats or anything.
It's kind of just, just like the social life is based
around your dorm and so within our dorm like you know you have like each floor you know it's kind
of like a big group but we're kind of split like between right now we have a problem between like
dudes who rage and dudes who like don't really rage and there's neither a problem like if you
do or if you don't everything's like super chill
and inclusive whatever no peer pressure but something you run into is like the guys who
are less inclined to like rage sometimes how to kind of like you know get them to just try it
every once in a while or like even just like come out like not they don't even have to drink or
smoke you know just like some dudes tend to just stay
in and that's like chill everybody can do whatever they want but i guess how do you kind of like
maybe help somebody come out of their comfort zone try something do these people seem like they
would be want to come out of that comfort zone like are they curious about raging or are they
just hermits yeah i think and then like they'll do it every once in a while.
And then like, it seems like they have fun.
And it's like, we're all like kind of nerds, like it's a decent school.
So it's not like we're doing this that often, but like.
I think you need to take decision-making off the table for these people you're talking about.
I think if you're trying to get, you know, one of these friends of yours to come out of their shell instead of saying hey do you want to do this
tonight you just say this is the plan be ready at this time i'm picking you up we're going to
this thing you don't have a say in the matter you're coming out we're doing this there you go
non-consensual raging i like that because then they'll do it and
it's more likely than not they'll have fun and some of these guys they want they want you to do
this they just they don't want to be the one that's saying let's go do this right they want
to be like i don't know and then you to go come on yeah we need you out there yeah but any time you leave like uh planning up to them
like yeah what do we want to do do we want to do this do we want to do this they're going to start
twiddling their thumbs and thinking like i don't want to go out and these you know i think the best
thing you can do as a friend here is force this friend to come out i think he's right and also i'll
add something that you can have an objective.
Like I think drinking games are a great way
to get people to come out because there's an objective.
It's not just like, oh, we're going to drink.
We don't know what's going to happen.
There's a game.
We're one guy short.
We need you to help us win.
This is how the game goes down.
If you guys are smart guys,
I'm sure you're like problem solvers.
This is the game.
These are the rules.
Can you come help us win this thing?
It might be incentivized
because they have a role now. You play a lot mario kart fire i'll smoke you like video cards and dudes always
like tend to like that so that's a great call your car it's hard to play probably for a new guy
though that shit's tough in the esophagus yeah yeah as someone who's played with you it's hard
i'd love to have a friend who just brought me out who just made plans and forced me
out on the town it's nice yeah do you have a friend like that oh yeah and if you have like
if you get in trouble with your lady or something you blame your friend dude i was home kicking it
he came so we don't have a choice that's what a lot of people want is they don't want to feel
like they're culpable for whatever happens right like i'm the guy i can be swayed you know i i'll
be at home very content.
Someone will say, come out.
No, I don't really want to.
But if you make a strong case, I can be swayed.
What makes it a strong case?
Like persistence.
Also, if it's like a cool thing.
If it's like, hey, we have tickets to this concert.
This one has your name on it. And then you you're like if you don't have anything else if you don't have a strong reason to not go
it's kind of hard to argue you know if they're like for the plot you're doing you're at home
yeah you're like yeah but like i like this i want to be at home and they're like don't be
don't be like this yeah okay it's's like tossing someone in an ice bath.
They're not going to want to do it.
Right.
You just put them in there.
Yeah.
They're going to be so stoked after.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just get them in.
That's a good metaphor.
Does that help?
Yeah, totally.
Thank you, guys.
All right.
Well, good luck out there, brother.
Yeah.
Thanks, guys.
Have a good one.
See you, dude.
That was better. That was much better lots of energy that one went much better got to the point
fast the first one so i didn't talk to her got another match we talked he was just flexing his
matches yeah yeah that happens a lot we're we're doing shows in san diego this weekend
and this one guy what was the one guy bragging this one guy i was talking about he's like two guys in a row one guy said um i have a problem the problem is my neighbor keeps coming knocking
on my window and wanting to have sex how do i get out of it and we were like not really a problem
and then um yeah like i think you just wanted to tell us that your
neighbor is trying to have sex exactly and he's like yeah she's pretty she's cool it's just
she's pretty she's cool i'm just having so much sex it's hard for me to allocate time for her
super successful yeah and then the next guy was like i'm dating a girl who's dated guys i'm i'm
sleeping with this girl but she has a weird past she used to date guys who
are five to ten years older than her yeah it's fucked up man that's crazy can't get past that
one can't get over that i would escort to have security escort those guys out like start a thing
and people know if you come in my fucking show and you try to flex security will escort you he
was like she dated she used to date older dudes we're like how much older he's like five to ten years yeah you guys are you guys are very patient you know i
would have you know ended that call after one minute well let's think the stokers mostly are
just having too much sex we're trying to it's a good problem trying to tamp it down yeah we're
like hey man you should probably like take a day off but every time you brag about it you got to take two to three bodies off your list your total score oh good call yeah it's never cool to brag
about getting laid huh no unless it's like you just met someone you're fired up about yeah like
yeah no it's love's connected to a person yeah yeah yeah that would be funny yeah i fucked last
night like okay well yeah you're married that's your wife yeah i had sex with my wife yeah yeah she comes back sex with my wife you guys wouldn't believe
it we don't fuck sorry i'm late i had sex with my wife last night we went back to you guys all
know right yeah yeah you don't know they're just a flag i do have to be out of here in like five
to ten this will be the last one
better be good i think i saw this one i think this one was objectively juicy i also was reminded i
haven't i have a beef of the week if uh we haven't already covered that on top of biopics yeah
yeah biopics was last time dude dude. All right. All right. Wait, when did we discuss?
Long time ago.
The biopics was a long time ago.
Like 2021.
Is this person serious? Wait, was this the guy with the wife?
The beef.
Oh, yeah.
We got to get him on here.
Do your beef real quick and we'll see if we can catch him afterwards.
My beef?
What's your beef, Jimmy?
I was reminded by Christian saying bodies about lingo that i don't like um
it's giving what i think it's giving is great let's close the book on it's giving no no no no
no let's end it's giving well so what's your issue show me the car facts. Just shut up. Oh my God.
It's giving.
Like, dude, it's such a cop out of things to say.
Also, when people say POV and it's not a fucking POV, you know, and they're like, POV, you did this and it's just a video of them that it's not even their POV.
Fuck that.
And fuck it's giving.
What's wrong with it's giving?
I'm over it's giving. People just say it's giving i'm over it's giving people
just say it way too much what about glazing glazing i'm over too glazing like something
people like you're glazing so if you're like steph curry's the best shooter of all time
they're like quit glazing i'm over the way i you know people say that the way i the way i don't care
wait so why do you like it's giving i just it's giving like get off my lawn
old guy i like it's giving i think it's so when you're doing it it's giving cool
see oh what a nice guy jt no but i mean that it does work for you
it's giving frustrated i could see it not do you want to try it take it for a walk and let's
see if it works for you uh it's giving like like what am i talking about what's getting the first
call yeah what's the setup first call um it's giving non-issue that's pretty good yeah that
was good that worked good job stupid i know you like that i almost
threw up in my mouth i know i know you like them a little bit it's giving i could i could compliment
you with it it's giving if you want when i was saying you're good and it's giving it was giving
glaze oh yeah do you ever think about smushing them all together it's the way i am giving glaze
glaze seems like just reminds me of like skating i think that's
why they mean yeah it's like the person's jizzing on your face i think oh got it nice yeah it could
be like dude jimmy your outfit is it's giving mature but still cool as fuck that works well
dude i've really been swayed fuck you make a strong point
what about the ones that are gone did you like it hits different
i didn't mind it hits different i didn't i liked it too i liked hits diff i think it hits different
still in there like it's just like not as hot but i think it's you can use it whenever i think that
one will stand the test in time i think so too yeah what about no homo no we got to get rid of no homo it was brutal
from the start no ditties away what about what about saying something is crazy that's getting
old for me like it's funny like ironically now but i think like if you use it like seriously
to say something is crazy no like that's crazy when you like give it the emphasis on like the a part like someone will say
like a funny phrase like um like that guy being like tinder and three girls who are the same
friends is crazy yeah oh it's just like adding a couple a's yeah like doing that it's just like
it's pointing out how ridiculous i can't remove the word crazy from my vocabulary sometimes no
but it's not like things are simply crazy and you just need to say that that's crazy right that's it but that's crazy what about saying that is
crazy what about another tough watch bro thanks have you seen that one which one no what's that
it's like good cringe oh another tough watch is a compliment yeah really watch i think it's good cringe
good cringe is nice that sounds like a good we should make that one it's like it's like
it's like nathan for you is like a tough watch thank you thank you nathan
that's hard is it hard yeah i like that this i mean that's like normal but it has a whole other
meaning oh no no well talk dude my dad's is it is it hard my dad's funny he would like incorporate
our slang as we were growing up that's funny like my dad would be like i'd do something kind
of lame but i'd be like talk about d-bag and i'd, but I'd be like, talk about D-bag.
And I'd get mad.
I'd be like, shut up, it sounds stupid for me.
Yeah, this new deal is making me hella moolah.
All right, are we out of time?
We didn't find that guy?
Yeah, did we get the guy?
I didn't get that guy, I got one more.
All right.
Is it good, though?
We'll find out.
Yeah, let's find out.
Do you guys have more stuff?
Are you doing another one today? that yeah san diego oh well just only know because ray mysterio and reggie bush right hello what's
your question oh what's up yes sir sorry we got to jump to a quick we're on the clock yeah uh no
worries um i wanted to ask, I had a different question,
but lately I've been feeling unfulfilled with work.
You guys are going to laugh, but I work in sales.
So when you guys are in a rush,
is there anything that you guys have kind of in your back pocket
to pull yourself out of this
or things to kind of get your back pocket to pull yourself out of this or you know things
to kind of get you out of that funk this is a rut you feel every day yeah no it's like it comes and
goes you know low moods high moods do you spend time doing things you love when you're not working i like to skateboard i'll do that um i'll go to the beach but sometimes too
it's like uh not feeling present when you're doing that like i'm just still thinking of deals like
work like just kind of just stress more than anything i like to read sad short stories because i think people feel bad for
feeling sad so then when you read something sad it puts you in touch with the sadness in a way
that's liberating you realize that it's always there everyone has it and then it's not the worst
thing in the world to carry it with you as long as you're in touch with it and you can juggle it
with other things like happiness it's just part of
life and then if the sadness is still too much even after you've connected it to art then you
realize you need to make a change and probably quit your job but that's beyond my pay grade to
suggest that for you what do you think yeah like it yeah we're like uh i mean when i get the deal
it hits good you know it's like kind of like a dopamine bandaid. And it's like, all right, like this job, nothing.
But then it just goes away.
And right.
You know, like achievement, other parts of my life.
Yeah, I would say just do just try to find things that give you more of a lasting feeling of fulfillment that are outside of your job.
You know, it's a lot of times when you're feeling in a rut you might realize you
haven't done things that make you happy in a long time and the older you get the more you have to
make a conscious effort to actually do the things that make you happy and actually see the people
that make you happy yep and it's easy the older you get to get busy and kind of forget to do those
things and forget to make time
with your friends that uh bring you laughs and stuff like that um and a lot of times when i'm
feeling down i'll realize you know i haven't oh i haven't i haven't played basketball in a long time
or i haven't i haven't like hung out with this certain friend in a long time so just trying to
yeah it takes effort and schedule those things like hit up your two or three best friends and
be like yo in a week from today or two weeks on this date,
you want to go grab a drink or grab food?
Just carve out time to do nothing but just have a good time with people
you have a good time around.
Like Jim said, make the effort of making that shit happen.
It is true, too.
The older you get, the more sweat you got to put into making that stuff happen.
100%.
It was worth it.
You don't want to be like i i pinned myself i
pigeonholed myself it's like oh like they won't think of me like i haven't spoken to them in like
a year but i know very well they could be doing the same thing exactly um to that point i've also
i i reached out to two old colleagues that i used like old sales homies and uh we're actually
getting beers tomorrow because i was just like guys it is good to know I'm on the right track and you know I like a big fan of the pod you too Jimmy and
Christian I think that's you so I appreciate the advice I think this is a actionable stuff I could
work into my day very very easily um the meeting i just got off of
went well though so you're on a heater right now you sound very close to balance i like
i love the show saturday too by the way i was there oh legend oh thanks man thanks for coming
out yeah very good um well hey i know you guys had to go i also had to i have to jump i got
my inbox piling up but okay for sure um i think it's you know i think sometimes we just lose sight
of what's like easiest and the most beneficial for us so i appreciate it and i hope you guys
have a good rest of the week nice sign off by him i'm also noticing that uh we got uh our boy from the first call is uh made an account to uh
to tap in and say this is the first call i made an account to comment my bad i got nervous
hey biff mystery it's all good we're good
guys thank you guys for coming doing the pod oh it's good to see you guys so good to see you guys
so real bros movie comes out july 5th july 5th so day after fourth of july guys such a smart
release yeah go out have yourself a great fourth of july get burped up and then the next day when
you're sitting on your couch and you don't want to do anything, watch The Real Bros of Simi Valley.
It's free.
Only on Roku.
Yeah.
Is that a Roku right there?
That is a Roku.
I got a Roku.
You can use that Roku.
You can also just log on to the website if that's easier for you.
Yeah.
But, yeah, the Roku City is going to be –
they're adding some trucks in, I believe, into Roku City.
I can't wait.
Dude, Kotico smiles so funny.
He does a great face.
He does it perfect.
Awesome. Thanks for having us, guys.
Thanks for coming in.
Yeah.
Later, bros.