Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 361 - We Survived a Haunted Hotel

Episode Date: September 25, 2024

#goingdeepwithchadandjt #chadandjt #podcast Today is another classic solo with just the bros. We start off the pod talking about Chad's experience at the Rams game. JT breaks down why he is anti teams using a duo backfield. We talk about our trip to Texas to and our stay at a haunted hotel. Strider calls in to talk about his experience at the hotel. We take some great calls from stokers, a bro who has been interested in men his whole life, recently has a change of heart about a lady he's been friends with for 15 yrs but she only knows him to like dudes. Another bro calls in about his jaw surgery and how he's adjusting to being "handsome squidward" after the operation.  IF YOU ENJOYED THE EP, HIT THE LIKE AND SUB BUTTON. IT HELPS US OUT ALOT!  https://www.PARRFORBURBANK.com We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! LOUISIANA, MICHIGAN are the next stops. Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Shoutout to Our Sponsors: HOMECHEF - The best meal kits!  18 free meals + free dessert for life!  https://www.homechef.com/godeepBETTERHELP - The best place for online therapy ! 10% off first month . https://www.betterhelp.com/goingdeepHIMS - Take care of your hair loss . Get a free online consult  TODAY!  https://www.hims.com/godeepMagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

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See website for full details and important safety information. Let's start the show. What's your dream? Going deep, Chad and JT. Tweeze my eyebrows and prepare for the equake. What's going on, Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad

Krueger coming in with a going deep in Chad JT podcast. I'm here with my compadres, I'm Thomas. What up? A seismic boom clap. Oh, dude Sending a shockwave through the sound waves of podcast land We are alive I'm having a magic mind right now to friggin sharpen it up yeah because I was I was driving over and I get tired I get tired yeah so I just really literally just watched an Instagram video that having like having dense strong legs helps you,

that's the number one factor in living long, longevity. That's sick. Yeah. And number two is just having a crew. Yeah, so having a crew, so it's like having a solid crew, like dynamic social relationships, so someone to spot you, someone to talk to when you're down, someone to talk to, you know someone to talk to you when you're down so I'm gonna talk to you when you're stoked

so I go to for nutrition those kinds of relationships I Never met a guy with big legs. It didn't have homies True cuz if you're solo squatting, you're not gonna max out. Mm-hmm. You need at least six bros in there Probably more to just yell. Yeah. That's wild. What up, Samoans? Dude, shout to the Samoans. Dude, I saw something that dudes in Afghanistan wish that they would have stood up to the Taliban a little more before they took power

because they started putting more restrictive rules on women again, like women weren't allowed to look at men in public if it wasn't Their man or their family they had to wear more like coverings But now they've kind of settled that and now they're coming after the dudes and they're like dudes You got to have a fist-long beard Really and guys and they're not allowed to wear anything like American so basically like jeans or shorts or Western and and dudes are like, oh dude

We thought y'all would just stop with the ladies but now you're harsh in our vibe wow damn they're strict it's classic bro first they came for them i wasn't them so i didn't say nothing then they came for me and i was like dude what the hell they have to they have to tuck in your shirt too it might be like that i think it's kind of a polo look over there is mandatory Wow That's what if you can't grow a beard. I was thinking about that, too. Yeah Like honestly, it makes you look terrible. It's kind of pubie or yeah, just doesn't come in right like you're splatchy man That's tough. It's a tough deal

But the gals aren't gonna have your back now cuz they're like, well dude, where the hell I mean, because first of all, they're probably just not allowed to say nothing. But like, secondarily, if they're you, you didn't have their back. So what's up? Yeah. If you go home and you're like, babe, can you believe this? They're like making me. They're forcing a certain dress code on me. Yeah, no shit. on me? Yeah, no shit. Dude, the chat's kind of on the band side too. They're on the what? They're on the band, the Taliban side. They are? Damn chat. Yeah, they're like, dude, Jor, it's gotta go.

The Koran says for them to do it. Taliban misunderstood. Very interesting. Interesting. Micro Dink Detective? Fardass Butt Butt, you love the Taliban chats pro Taliban right angled hog good question what a wild turn I did not expect that from the chat but they always keep us on our toes

dude what's uh what's going on with the Jaguars? Dude, I'm glad you brought it up. I don't know what those guys are doing all week. Yeah. I've never seen a team be less prepared to play a football game. Yeah. They were like, confused with O,

soft D. Basically my love life. But no, they were bad, dude. They came out just getting trucked everywhere. They weren't covering anybody. They were getting rammed on run plays. And then on offense, just making mistakes, dropping balls, and then Trevor Lawrence was just skyin' it over guys.

Like with no pressure. I'm like, what are you guys, do you guys practice? I think they're shackin' bowls all week. Yeah, what do you think's going on over there? I think they're in the Jacksonville heat. I think they're, you know, on swamp boats and they're just laying into the bong. Yeah.

I mean, there is that saying, well, basically what my dad would say, that when you're in colder climates, you work harder. So maybe it's that Florida, you know, you're in the Florida weather, it's muggy, it's hot, you don't want to do anything. They don't want to do, they look like it out there. I'm like, do you guys, they don't practice. You know, the Buccaneers didn't win, uh, a cold weather playoff game until Gruden got there. Really? He toughened them up a little bit. Yeah. But I think there's something to it, dude. These, you know, Florida's the sickest. I love Miami,

but I do sometimes wonder if it's having a deleterious effect on the football players toughness and on their mental organization. Well, is there practice facility? Is it indoors? Maybe they make it super air conditioned, but I'm guessing it's not. I assume it's not. Do they have an AC? I don't know, but I assume it's outdoors, but they should get an indoor one and

just crank up the AC. Oh, to prepare for when it's cold. Yeah. Or just to keep them on their toes. You can't sleep in that. That's true that's what they do for like Like sitcom When they've become audiences, yeah, they keep it cold. Oh, do they really?

Interesting keeps you awake. Do they still have tapings like that? Yeah, they're doing a Chuck Lorre show right now on Netflix Oh, that's right. It's gonna be- Will it have an audience? I think so, I don't know. Maybe, probably. Probably would be cool. Dude, we should bring those back.

Yeah, I don't know what the, dude, thank you though, the Jags, man. Like, what the hell is going on? They're gonna, they could have fired that coach at halftime. I mean, I, you know, I was just looking at the score, I didn't watch the game, but- It's half the battle, brother.

He's knowing the score. Dude, can you believe that Rams won that game? Dude, you were there! Yeah, I can't believe they won! You went to a sick game. You've been to like some of the best Rams games. You were at the Rams Chiefs game, we went to that together. That was, that might be the best game, one of the best games of all time.

I think it might be the best regular season game ever. And then, and then he went to the together. That might be one of the best games of all time. I think it might be the best regular season game ever. And then he went to the one on Sunday, which was the most remarkable comeback. It was unreal. Were you going nuts? Yeah, it was awesome. I was with Miller. He's a Niners fan. Oh, that's kind of fun though.

It's kind of fun when you got a bro who's getting heartbroken right next to you. I know. Well, he took it really well I was he's a really good sport about because I mean I mean you watching the Niners They look so good Brock Purdy in person. I was like that guy is unreal He's got a nice touch dude, and he's a good story. Yeah last pick of the draft From Iowa. Oh, he's an Iowa guy. I was state though, dude. Yeah, so if I a hot guy so fight is so dope So if I is sick, I haven't been yet. Is it is it really cool? It's sick. It's awesome One guy's an electrician so fuck dude, Jake. I'm sorry man. You can have Brock Purdy if you want him

It's called Iowa nice, you know, you just support anybody from the state Jake, I'm sorry, man. You can have Brock Purdy if you want him. It's called Iowa nice, you know, you just support anybody from the state. Is he from Iowa? I don't necessarily support Iowa State. I mean, fuck them. But Brock Purdy, anybody who makes it to that next level, you got to you got to throw some wood up to him. You know, that's what I'm a little on edge to. I got a little like I got to work through some jitter boo because I just been on dad dudes hard working. Two of them dude, there's two of them. You're on dad duty all day.

Yeah. And so like when there's two of them, they're so cute. They're the best little beditos. But towards the end of the night, when you do the dinner, then the bath and then the bed, they start to get a little. That's a lot of work. Yeah. And it's just hard to keep them in one place. But dude, can I do one football take two? Yeah, dude, fire them up. I love football right now.

That's what's up, dude. All right. The season's been rough. Teams are like shit. Yeah, people aren't scoring the way they normally do. And it's good, the defenses have evolved. They've gotten smarter. They figured out how to shut down this game, but it's hurting fantasy. And I think the thing that's actually hurting football and fantasy more than anything is they have got to stop doing shared backfields.

No more, you know, two running backs, split and carries, handcuffs, platoon, whatever you want to call it. Can we go back to when I was growing up and it was Curtis Martin, Sean Alexander, LaDanie and Thomas and Ricky Williams. These guys were getting 30 carries a game and they would build up. They would get stronger as the game went on and they would wear down a defense and everyone's like, oh, but it's short in their careers. They played like 10 years. These running backs now they're barely lasting and they're getting less carries. And I feel like it's cause running backs like Derek Henry still does it. They build up, you know, it's, it's, they wear you down and they get stronger as the game goes on. These guys are meant to run all the time. I think they're getting

hurt more cause they're not running all the time. So they come in and they're like a little, they're not loose, they're not lubricated, they're not ready to go. Same thing's happening in baseball a little bit. I think everyone starting pitchers don't go as long now. They got relief pitchers coming in all the time. Guys are getting Tommy John all the time. They're getting hurt more.

These people are workhorses. They're meant to go. Let them go. Bring back good fantasy football. Give my guy the ball 30 times a game. So just to be clear, so what's happening with running, they're not getting as many carries, but why?

It's all shared backfield. So they have multiple running backs. Okay. Is that a new rule or they just start playing that way? No, teams just started doing it and now running backs don't get paid very much. Like if you're a young dude, play wide receiver, you'll get paid better. Cause running backs, they just put you in there for a

couple of years. You share the backfield. You're never a superstar. Only a couple of guys, Derek Henry, uh, Saquon Barkley a little bit. They get to Christian McCaffrey. They get to that level. Yeah. But it's just, it's not the same dude. Bring back the bell cow. Yeah. Bring back the guy who just destroys the defense by just ramming into them over and over again. Hard and powerful and, and, and not, I'm, this isn't erotic, but you know what I mean? Like, you know, like just man on a lot of men and the man wins. Yeah. And you know what I think they're doing it? I think the NFL is colluding to keep running backs from getting paid. Oh, so you think they're, yeah, they, yeah.

Two guys can do the job. We pay them both a mil each rather than pay one guy 10 million. Wow. I think it's price control, cornering the market, all the jargon. Wow. All the jargon for financial malfeasance. They don't want these guys getting paid.

Do you trust Goodell? I don't trust him for a second. I trust him to look out for the best interests of the owners, which is his job. It's his job not to be trusted. He's not looking out for the players. No, no, no, not at all. But he's probably he's good at his job.

They keep re-upping him. What do you think about the Raiders coach coming out after the game saying guys are making business decisions? Do you think that is talking about like guys who are not going as hard because they don't want to get injured or they're taking more plays out? What do you think that is? I think it was guys were not going as hard as he wanted them to and dude Antonio Pierce was like the ultimate football guy. Excuse me like Antonio Pierce would if he was playing against this wall,

he'd go at it for the whole game and just ram his head into it. He's so tough that it's gonna be tough to live up to his tough standard, but if he's saying it, it's probably true. But is it effective for getting the locker room on board? I don't know, dude. It's a good question.

What do you think? Pacheco? I love Pacheco, but he's hurt. He's out for six to eight now. He's on my fantasy. Six to eight weeks? Mm-hmm. Wow. Yeah, he broke his fibula or tibula. One of those, his ankle got jacked up. He got bent backwards.

You think Tua is gonna stay in it? It's tough. I don't know. Be hard to watch him and not be thinking about it the whole time. Yeah like he's had a couple of Severe ones. I forget what the terminology is But he has a thing where his body kind of juts and awkward directions and it's um, it looks really severe Yeah, so I don't know. I think I Think he should probably retire.

But I'm not a doctor, I don't know. You gotta talk to people who know cognitive stuff. That's gonna be heartbreaking. It's tough, he's young. He's really young. He just started, right? He's probably only like 25, 26. Wow. And then Andrew Luck retired at like 27 maybe because he had

like a lacerated kidney and like his shoulder busted he didn't have as much head stuff but I think he saw the writing on the wall and he had a lot of outside interest and he was like oh man I don't want to live in pain but my buddy's dad was a fullback in the 70s when like, fullbacks, fullbacked. And he's in good shape. Like he's, you can tell just like a thoroughbred of a man, but you know, he walks like he's got some aches and pains. You pay for it. Yeah. They're warriors. Yeah. It's, um, football. It's wild to watch NFL live. Did I tell you that Candy you know she went to

school with Ayuk and he asked her out in sixth grade my girlfriend she said no. Yeah because she knew you were coming down the pipe. Dude, thanks. California Breeze. California Breeze. That was in high school. Mr. Benjamin, he was a basketball coach and also he taught like biology. Malibu. Every time he saw me, Malibu. He played Dr. J in American Gangster. Oh, really?

Yeah. He just walks by and I'm like, dude, Mr. Benjamin. But he is so proud of that. He's like, you see that? You see that Malibu? It's pretty sick. It is sick, too. Dude, my buddy Robbie, he's a Commander's fan, formerly the Redskins, which you know is not allowed

as a name anymore. But we were at a game at the Chargers and they were playing them and Robbie was just shit-talking the Chargers. There was Charger fans behind us and the guy was like, we were like 17. I don't know what was going on Robbie's dumb, but it was hilarious. The guy was like, oh no, the guy was like, you better watch out for me in the parking lot Rob just goes oh San Diego real tough I never like when someone Talk shit to someone who's sitting behind us, right? Because then you're like dude

Like I'm sitting here now just scared the whole time That is sock in the back. He just sock me in the back of the head and I got no peripheral on him Dude, like I'm sitting here now just scared the whole time. That he just socked me in the back of the head. He just socked me in the back of the head and I got no peripheral on him. Yeah. I'm like, please only talk trash to people three rows away or below us.

Yeah, man. Steelers, dude, three and O. Are they three and O? And dude, this is the best part. I called Joe Morisi eight times on Sunday. Called Adam Chudwin too. Cause the Steelers quarterback is Justin Fields, who had three pretty rough,

ignominious years with the Bears. Comes to the Steelers, 3-0. Yeah, he's crushing on them. He's playing well. I mean, they started him slow. He was like not thrown over the middle the first week, but they're slowly building it up. So it is Chicago.

It's a Chicago thing. I called Shudwin and Chicago looks real rough. Caleb Williams is getting hit left and right. It's not looking- Yeah, their O-line stinks, huh? Yeah, there's some really funny clips of him just getting his clock clean. Sorry, guys, I love hating the Bears. I can't stop.

Someone in the chat just said, stop hating the Bears. I can't, I have too many Chicago friends. I called them both and I was like, guys, I feel terrible. I feel terrible that Caleb's struggling. Justin's doing so good with us. And I think it's just proof. It's proof it's just, you can't blame these guys who get bagged on and get trashed.

It's organization. You gotta come to a good organization. So you think it's the Bears' organization or you think there's bad juju? Both, yeah. What is it? It's cold climate, what's going on? They stink.

Too much portilloes? That could be it. Lotta hyper-processed foods there. Damn. Pittsburgh, we eat clean. Wow. We clean Wow We're clean. Do you think when Caleb Williams got drafted the Bears? He's like, oh fuck. I don't think he was happy I think well, I know this if he would have got drafted by the Steelers. He would have been happier Yeah, good organization three coaches in 50 years

Really? Who's their coach now Mike Tomlin hasn't had a losing season in 17 years. Good name He's process. He's all about process. Process leads to progress. That's what we do in Pittsburgh. Chicago, great city, great city, proud history. Not quite the organization. Did Joe respond?

He hasn't called me back yet. Did Shudwin? Yeah, Shudwin was hilarious. He's like, oh, shut up, man. But then at the end he's like, you're right. Joe's funny because anytime the Bears lose, I'll call him and I'll just ask him random things. I'm like, dude, how you doing?

He's like, I know why you're calling. I'm like, why are you talking about? I'm just calling to say hi. So what about Mitch Trubisky? He had a bad season. Why? And he came to the Steelers and didn't play great either. Oh really?

So he might've just sucked. Yeah, where's he at now? He might be out of the league now. He made it a good while. He made it six or seven years. What do you think of Garoppolo? I was staring at him on the sideline. They got some good looking white boys on the 49ers.

Dude, well, he's on the Rams now. Oh that's right. Damn. Can we edit that out? Leave it in. But that's rough for me. Oh, Trubisky's playing for Buffalo tonight. Whoa. Cut all this out. Oh, man. He's the build back up. Damn it. I got something to say about the Steelers.

You guys got lucky because as the Chargers weigh a lot of injuries. Herbert, Bosa, and Joe Ault are brand new first round draft pick on the line. Once he was out it was just sacks all day and we had a backup in the second half. I would like to say if we were healthy I think it would have been a very competitive game. Well didn't Herbert get hurt on a legal hit on a legal hit? Yeah. Yeah, it might've been legal. I mean, so it wasn't like it was a fluke injury. We legally fucked your guy up. Yeah. We legally jacked you up, dude. That's called footballing.

Technically you did, but we just need to stay healthy. We'd be great if we were healthy. And you know what else you got to get Derwin Jay and stop. He's amazing. What an incredible football player. He gets a little too fired up. He got suspended for one game. I'm not celebrating injuries.

I'm just saying Jake's saying that it was all these fluky injuries. The injury wasn't a fluke. It was the direct result of our football prowess on the Steelers hour. I'm a Jake's saying that it was all these fluky injuries. The injury wasn't a fluke. It was the direct result of our football prowess on the Steelers. Our. I'm a Steeler. Did you hear the conspiracy though? He got suspended for one game and it's against the Chiefs. The NFL is working for the Chiefs.

Oh yeah. And he has that epic hit on Kelsey that one time where he just suplexed him. What do you think of, do you think Aaron Rodgers and the J do you think of a do you think? Aaron Rodgers and the Jets are gonna be a serious contender. I didn't watch the game, but they looked good I read the statistically it looked good. Yeah, I like their backfield Wish it was just one guy though. Yeah, not not not breeze the other one Alan. Can we pull up Braylon Allen's body? Youngest guy in the NFL.

Whoa. Whoa. Keep scrolling. Let's get juiced up. What's his position? Running back. He's huge. Whoa.

Whoa. Look at that. Yeah, he's a beast. And he's young, dude. He's like 20 or something. Wow. Reminds me of us back in the day. Yeah Dude

Is Jerry Jones a schmoll? No, he's the man. Is he I mean he's got his issues You know if you do a thorough background check, there's some pings that come up But no, I think he's been super great for football he's made it a more spectacular kind of I guess I was basing it off it to me ever since I've been alive it seems like the Cowboys it always feels like the Cowboys should be at the top and they never are and I'm like is that Jerry Jones's fault or is Or has he done more for the game in general?

I think the reason the Cowboys are the number one valued franchise in the NFL is a direct result of him and his marketing and his branding. He made Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders a thing. He made it just a cultural epicenter but are they the biggest franchise in football? Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Um, and they're always like lead the a block and like the, even if they're, the way that they're the number one franchise too is like, if they're bad, we still talk about them all the time. Right. Like the Patriots are bad this year. We don't talk about them that much. I mean, maybe that's why I know I know him

I know them so well because I'm always like why aren't the Cowboys like come on Cowboys? They should be better sometimes and he does get too involved like he um When they did hard knocks one year. Yeah, when like the first like second year. Roma was their head Their quarterback they show the draft room And the head coach, Wade Phillips, is just drinking a Pepsi. And then it like turns to Jerry Jones. He's like, we're going to go with Felix Jones. Like he was doing everything. I might be misremembering that a little bit, but, oh,

but he's in the news right now. I didn't see this. Oh, so I'm missing the forest through the trees. Um, something happened with his dong and Jamie Foxx? Wait, he's got measurements. Eight and a half inch dick. To me that didn't hit Donald Sterling. Is that what people are saying? Some people in the chat are saying that. To me that sounds more just like solid guy talk.

Yeah. Like you're like, dude, that guy's a fucking beast and what a dick on him. I mean, dude, if you're in the locker room, you see an eight and a half inch, imagine, we talk about Joe's dick all, we never even seen it. Right.

You see an eight and a half inch, I'm gonna be talking about it, especially to Jamie Foxx. Yeah, and I also don't know if that necessarily means he has seen his penis. I just think it means when someone's playing badass, you say that guy's got a big, that's like, it's like in means when someone's playing badass, you say, that guy's got a big, it's like in Moneyball

where they're like, guy walks into a room his dick's already been there for a couple minutes. It's just like a way to say a dude's the man. And then also, it's tough when it's a white guy talking about a black dude, obviously, because there's a bad history of objectification, all that stuff, but it's been flipped, the other way, everyone on the Eagles called Nick Foles big dick Nick.

Had a big reputation for having a huge dong. Nice. Good for him. So sometimes guys just like to talk about dongs and it's not about anything else than just, we like big things. Big muscles, big skills, big dongs. You know, we like big.

We like big dicks. We like everything big. We like big tits, big dicks. We like everything big we like big tits big dicks Big buffets. Yeah, bring it Vegas. It's big big No one's like go go to Vegas. The hotels are really small I probably would have been worse if he was on the live and he's like he's like I was good run Small dick though. That would be mean. Yeah, I'll be time if you heard that from the owner if you're on the team He's like dude you

You're talking about my dick to Jamie Foxx. So Jamie got a little dick. Yeah, man. I love Ray. I'm moving is awesome collateral Miami Vice he's got real versatility that guy can sing too. It's Jamie Foxx from Dallas. I think he's a Texas guy Yeah, man, like it's it's big all you can eat crab legs. How big are the crab legs? Do players wear cups? Your friends got a boat. I hope it's big Do football players wear cups? You know, I think they're supposed to and I think a lot of guys don't cuz it's like uncomfortable and they worry it slows them down Yeah, like I don't I played one year in high school

But I remember guys used to take their thigh like if you look at players from the 70s and 80s They look a lot bulkier out there shoulder pads were bigger Guys would take their thigh pads now They rip them up and they just put the little metal shield in there really because they just want to be faster. Yeah Good mouth football dog today. We did go mouth football dog. What we want to do. Hey, hey No, 83 is me do my edo, hey, number 83. This is me doing my Edd O'Jaron. Hey, number 83. Get over here, boy. Hey, so what we gonna do, we gonna go in there, we gonna turn the AC off. We gonna make them hot as hell, boys. They gonna be hot as hell.

They gonna burn up. They gonna stink like shit. Then when they stink like shit, they gonna get so tired that they gonna smell. They gonna leave the stadium with a loss. That's what we're gonna do. Hey. Yes. What's your name? What's your name? Where you from?

Mark. Mark. I'm from, from, uh. Mark, say it from your chest. Where you from? I'm from New York. That's right. You're from New York.

Good city. Good city. You from the city? Yes, Manhattan. That's right. That's right. Big tall buildings, huh from New York. That's right. You're from New York. Good city. Good city. You from the city? Yes, Manhattan. That's right. That's right. Big tall buildings, huh? Yeah. All right. Good. Well, so what could be bothering you in that big city? You got so many options, so many things you could do. What's bothering you? I really like this girl that I've

known for the last eight years, but I'm like really, really gay. Right, okay. And I don't know how to make a move on her. Are you, are you, okay, wow. This is not what I expect. All right, well, grab your dick for me while we talk about this. So grab a dick, grab it deep,

grab it deep, grab it under your balls. Get close to the asshole, but just be in the underneath part. Grab it in there tight. All right, you grabbing it? Yes I am. Alright good good good. Now when you say you gay you mean you've just been gay but you like women or you mean you gay gay and you only want to be with dudes? No like I had a lot of double threesomes because I was in the army and I went to college so man living a hell of a life I like this guy a lot I like this guy I and also I played like sports and stuff so like I've definitely like hooked up with teammates and their girlfriends, but

She's the first girl that I've actually ever thought about that I'd like to be with by ourselves. This guy gonna make me break character This guy gonna make me break character because this guy's throwing a lot of life experience at me And I think it needs to be treated with the utmost sincerity on my end. Oh no no no do not treat me with the utmost I mean I'm sincere about this. No no but I mean I want to hear about all this so so let's start let's start with a couple things you said and then we'll get to the lady all right because we need a little more context. All right. Context is important we don't make decisions before we have

information. Now tell me. Okay well I sent you her picture. No don't do that that's weird. Okay. No don't be sending photos of nobody to me. Okay, well I sent you her picture. No, don't do that. That's weird. Okay. No, don't be sending photos of nobody to me. All right. Now you say you, what sports you play in college? So I played rugby and lacrosse. Okay, good sports, a lot of hitting.

That's good. Good, a lot of football. Yeah. Now, when you say you slept with your teammates girls a teammates was a Was that your idea there? Sometimes it was my idea. Sometimes it was our idea. Can you get off speakerphone? Yeah Yeah, sometimes it was their idea sometimes it was my idea sometimes it was her idea and Was it always like fun or was it ever like you being like, I'm the man?

No, it was fun. I mean, I would never hook up with somebody that I wouldn't be interested in sleeping with. So yeah, no, it was always fun. Now I'm not going to hook up with some lame dude and some lame girl. That's like a waste of my time. So when you were sleeping with these guys, some lame girl. That's like a waste of my time. So when you were sleeping with these guys, were you mostly doing the girl or were you doing the guy a lot? Both. Like my first one was when I was in the army, it was my first duty station and I went home with this guy from my unit for

lunch and she and I started and he joined in and it was interesting. and She and I started and he joined in and It's interesting. It was my first one. I think I was like 20 Wait, this is the first guy or first girl? First girl. No, it was always guys before that in high school So you and her started and he joined in or you and him started and she joined in? no, she and she and I started because I was like, we were both in uniform and like she was kind of like feeling up on it and asking me if I'd ever been with a girl

and he was like really really hot. Wow. So when you were having sex with them, were you more interested in the gal or the guy? It depended. Like some of the guys, some of the guys I was probably more interested in them, but a couple of the girls I actually did really like. So did you penetrate both? Yeah, I have. Yeah. And does a vagina feel as good to you as a butthole?

Actually no. I would prefer to eat a vagina rather than stick my dick into it. Interesting. But so- Yeah. I wasn't a fan. I wasn't a fan of that. I was not a fan of that. I wasn't a fan. I can do it. I can definitely like do it. Why were you not a fan? I don't know. It just was weird. It just was weird to me. This was weird. I wasn't, I could definitely do it, but it's not my. Right. But that's, we're not trying to live our lives by you know

You can prove that you can do it. I think just based on that Answer I think you're gay I Would agree I'm gay, but I really like this girl and so When you talk with her I've known her like eight or nine years now. She's like perfect When you talk with her. I've known her like eight or nine years now. She's like perfect. Do you have like fantasies of going down on her? Yeah, I have.

Yeah, I have. Yeah, definitely. I don't believe him. He sounded a little unsure of himself there. Well, I mean, but see, it's new for me cause I've never, she's the first girl that I've ever felt like this about. And all my friends say that I'm crazy

for asking her on a date because they're like, she's, she's such a good girl. Why would you want to, you know, trap her with, you know, whatever the hell you are? Because I don't know if I'm gay, bisexual or what I have no idea. Well, are your friends saying that because they think you're sexually confused? Are they saying that because they think you're going to bring undo chaos into a sweet girl's life? think you're going to bring undo chaos into a sweet girl's life? Right. And that's what I don't want to bring into chaos in there because the last two dudes she's dated were like, not not the greatest. I wouldn't I wouldn't let go anywhere near them. What were your fantasies like? What do you fantasize about when you think about her? I mean, so the first time that I ever like it was out of wedding, one of our friends weddings and she and I were dancing. And I what the song was but like she looks so beautiful she had this like burgundy dress on and I like dipped her and my

hand went down her back and I was like oh my god this is like amazing. I was like this is weird. That's um. It was weird. It was very weird. It was very very weird. Because what it is is like I think you like how and I don't mean to be glib I think you love how beautiful that moment is and it feels to you like archetypal romantic for you to like dip her and for her to be in a beautiful dress and for you to be well dressed but she looked she looked gorgeous I mean she looks stunning beautiful girl but I she's so sweet, but I don't. When you think about her or when you talk to her,

do you get a tingle in your Johnson? I do actually, oh my God. And some of my boys do listen to this podcast, but I don't think all of them are gonna know who she is, so that's okay. But yeah, I do, yeah, I do. She does get my dick heart. How good of friends are you guys?

We're good friends, like 10 year friendships. And do you think she's in love with you? I don't know. We've never really had the conversation. Like people have joked about it. We never really had, we almost got at a New Year's party. Well I guess what I'm asking is do you think your friendship could survive a failed romantic attempt?

I wouldn't know. No, it couldn't know. And I wouldn't want to, I don't want to hurt her because she's been hurt so bad by the last few days. Do you see like, when you picture yourself hooking up with her and taking her on a date, do you picture a future there or do you think it could be just a fun?

Yeah, no, I definitely would love a future. She loves to travel. I love to travel. I have a bunch of trips coming up. You know, I would love to have her come meet me somewhere and like I said, we've her come meet me somewhere. And like I said, we've known each other for years. We have same friend group, we know each other.

So it's, you know. What's been going on in your romantic life lately? Oh, I moved somewhere to get back with an ex and it was really, really bad. And you've had a lot of interesting sexual experiences. Have you had anyone that you've really been in love with and dated for a while? Yeah, I mean, my ex-husband probably.

How long were you all together? So I met him, I knew him like nine months before we got married. We got married in the military. Oh, that's brave. Yeah. Yeah, it was, we came out officially after Don't Ask, Don't Tell was repealed. And then we got married probably a year after that. Wow.

That must have been intense. It was. Yeah, it was. So, and our marriage lasted about three years. You know, I don't know you that well, man, but it sounds like, it sounds like maybe it's not really about her. It's just you wanted to try something new because the other thing hasn't worked. But maybe you haven't thought it all the way through with her.

And the things that you're attracted to are the things you want in life, but maybe she's not the person who can actually make those things come alive for you. Okay. That's why I called because I wanted like an unbiased, you know, an unbiased, unfiltered opinion. You know, there's probably some truth to that. You know, I grew up like very, very religious, you know, there was no, when I was a kid growing up, there was

no concept of two men being married. There was no concept of two men being together. It wasn't in my, you know, religious upbringing, you know, private Christian schools. So it just, there was no concept of it. Yeah. It's unfair to you. That was not fair to you. And then, no, I mean, my parents were probably like, no, go ahead. Sorry. No, go ahead. I'm sorry. I was just saying my parents would like jump up and down and probably like, you know, praise the Lord and you know, like some candles and you know, if I started dating a woman

and I had I did I did date girls before in high school. I have. But I mean, that wasn't like it was just to hide the fact that I was. And, you know, when you when you did that, were you as did you have as big of a crush on those girls at the time? No, that was like, no, that was like young, no, they were just, you know, I don't know. No, they were really nice, they were really nice girls, you know, just not, you know, I mean, we were all very religious, so heavily purity culture, you know, saving yourself for marriage and all that jazz. So sex wouldn't even been an issue with these girls.

Like they wouldn't have even thought of it till they were married. Cause of how we grew up. I think, um, I think, you know, man, I think you gotta just breathe, slow down a little bit. You don't need to rush into something just to see what it'll feel like. I think you can just take a break and you know, you've, you've had to put this thing together yourself. No one paved a road for you.

So sometimes you got to take paths that might not make sense to other people, but it's the only way you know how to do it is to find your own way. But maybe this time you just stay on the road you're on. That's, that's, you know what? That's very fair. That's very fair. And that's very fair. That's very fair and that's very wise So I guess I'm joining you guys in hell then in hell

You're not going to hell I promise I guess we're all burning together in the lake of fire You're not going to hell do you know what you sound like a good guy you fought for this country man I am not not a good guy not not no well this country, man. I am not a good guy. Not not. Well, hey, look, we're all sinners too. And if you feel like you're sitting too much. I have a trail of straightish dudes who wanted to experiment. That's my shtick. It's always been the straight guys that want to experiment. Interesting. Well, there's a lot of there's a lot of velocity in that. I get it. You want to feel it. But, you know, if we're not learning new lessons, maybe it's time to,

you know, sit in a new direction. Just sit. Yeah. I don't know. I'm going to see her in a couple weeks Yeah, I don't know. I'm gonna see her in a couple weeks at an event back in the town that we all grew up in so Very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Well excited to hear about it. Go easy out there brother. I Will hey thanks for the laughs. I always listen to you guys when I do cardio at the gym. Oh, dude. Thank you, man. Appreciate it. Huge compliment. You're always on.

You're always on when I do. What kind of cardio? So usually when I have you guys on, I'm on the elliptical. And then sometimes I'll throw it on when I'm doing HIIT. It just depends on what the work at is. That's awesome, dude. To know that the pod is helping people burn cows

fires me up. Oh my God, yeah, it's hysterical. And boosts endorphins. People look at me crazy when I'm laughing, but you know. And I work out in an army gym too. So it's always like really, really hot guys who are like looking my way and they're like, I got the little Lululemon shorts on

and the tank top. Nice. I'm getting torqued up just thinking about you. Well, we love you, man. Thanks for calling. Call us back. Call us back another time and give us an update. Yeah. Hey, I'm not even looking at the chat

because I don't want to see that. Well, the roasting can't be as bad as an infantry unit. Yeah, you be. You got thick skin. All right, man, what's your name? All right, it's Mark. Mark. Thanks, have a good chat with you, brother. Have a great one. Thank you skin. All right, man, what's your name? Hi, it's Mark. Mark. Thanks, have a good chat with you, brother.

Have a great one. Thank you, guys. All right, bye. Dude, the Odron, Odron sounded good on the call. Oh, thank you, it's the worst possible call. Oh, wow, okay. Oh, okay. This is not what I was expecting to do. Bro. Yeah what I was expecting. Bro.

I was expecting new. Jake, you gave us no heads up that we were coming in, we were getting dropped on the treadmill at 10 miles an hour. Honestly, I just wanted to see it play out at that point. I was like, where's he gonna go with this? That's funny. Oh, dude, can I

give it a Legend of the Week real quick? So a couple weeks ago I went out drinking with Reggie and our buddy David and we were walking from bar to bar in Silver Lake and we're just cruising on the street and I see like 20 people outside in front of that grocery store where we did the sex toys prank. That yummy right there? Sex toys.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. You know how there's that little like, just like playa there or whatever? I go over there and there's like just 20 people hanging out there with like five telescopes. And they're big telescopes, like they look like high powered. And I go up to one of the dudes and I'm like, what are you guys doing?

They're like, oh dude, Saturn is in like peak position. Really? And he's like, please take a look. And I looked through the telescope and it's just sitting in there perfectly framed with like the ring around it, just beautiful. How visible? It was small, like it was like this,

like the size of a quarter, but crystal clear. It looked so cute. It was like out of a Wes Anderson movie. It just like bloop Saturn and the guy had it nailed and I was like, oh my god And they were just out there Doing that so they could look at it and so they could just show it to people and then I looked up and he's like It's that one right there and it just looks like a star shining, but it was Saturn, dude That fires me up so much. One of the things I'm wanting to do is get a telescope. But I just think in LA, is there too much light pollution?

Yeah, I don't know. Maybe that's why they were at that spot. They got a good look at it. The stars were shining there. I guess we have Griffith Park Observatory here. Maybe you can see stars. Yeah, I think if you go more east, you get a little better look at it.

But it was beautiful. I love looking at the stars. It is like my favorite thing to do. Yeah, they're incredible. It is kind of a bummer. We don't get them here. Yeah. And then whenever I'm in, whenever I'm in a place, you know, I'll be in like Reno or like New Mexico.

I always like check it out. It's the best. You know, if you're in the Himalayas, you think it's stars above you, but it's Sherpas fires up on the mountain. Oh, for real? The stars are people. Whoa. That's crazy. Isn't that nutto?

So Ryan's belt is just like a bunch of Sherpas and- Just chilling. Wow. Grilling up some goat. Dude, speaking of legend of the week, is there anyone more legendary than a Sherpa? No, it's probably the number one gig. Yeah.

And I was super bummed when my guidance counselor didn't even offer it up as a possibility. But did you ask? No, I was just like wearing the outfit. So I thought it would be kind of like, you know, clued up. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, she said disc jockey.

Damn. That was like the thing you want at least I know it was like Sherpa straight-up jockey and Pro fisherman only sport I've been too big for Jockey. Yeah Look at me now doing what they told me to do Podcast and disc jockey It's never really up to me

Yeah, you gotta get a paycheck Yeah being a sherpa dude, that's what I wanted him a lane food Did you remember the show the movie vertical limit? Yeah, of course Yeah, what do you think put me on that trajectory that I wanted? Dude, do you know on Everest when you're walking up, there's just, there's dead bodies along the way. Mm-hmm. Just frozen dudes.

They can't get them down. So they're just, they're just chilling. Literally. I heard the other mountains around there are less vertical, but are actually harder to climb. Oh, you talking about K2? You talking about K2, bro? I think so. Yeah, you talking about K2? You talking about K2, bro? I think so.

Yeah, I heard about K2. I heard all this one time and I was like, that's how I'm gonna. In the movie Vertical Limit? Do they say that? They talk about K2. Like that guy, he summited K2 in like 48 hours, he's a beast. Whoa.

But what would you rather do? What would you rather do? Would you rather peak Kilimanjaro or dive deep down to the Mariana Trench? Oh, up. Down sounds like I know it gets pressurized down there. I can already feel it. Yeah. And then if you want to, like if you're up a mountain and you're like, I'm over this,

you walk down. Dude, have you? Yeah, true, true. Dude, have you seen any of the new news coming out about the Titan Voyager, the failed Titanic mission from a year ago? They have video of like the wreckage down there. A bunch of analysis videos on YouTube about like what exactly happened. Did anyone survive? I don't think so, unfortunately.

Yeah, I think. But keep cooking. Well, yeah, I mean, it's dude. So apparently, so they didn't give it any any indication that they knew it was about to, you know, friggin shit was going to go down. Because they're in heaven not hell Sorry, but so basically they were down there and then the last communication was like we just dropped two weights now A lot of people are like maybe they were dropping weights because they could hear the thing Inside start to crack and they're like, oh my god. Oh my god But I think that's but then an analysis was like no they're just that's was sort of routine

Because they're dropping weights so that they didn't hit the bottom too quick. So I think there was just like the thing that it's so pressurized down there that the implosion was like a millisecond. So it's literally like, like you're just chilling down there. The guy had like an Xbox controller, he's taking you down, and then he just. That's it. Better. Yeah. Cause we thought they were down there, remember that?

We thought they were down there for days, just being like, bro. Oh yeah. Bro, we're stuck in the Osh dude. We were like trying to listen for like, tings and noises Yeah But you know what James Cameron who for some reason is like the tip of the spear on this stuff

He's like we knew we knew like the second it happened He's a hard-charging dude, yeah, he's like we all knew we just you know Have you heard the story about what someone spiked the clam chowder on Titanic with PCP? Oh, with acid? Yeah, oh, with PCP, yeah. He probably did it, it's like. Bill Paxton, he tells it well, where he's like, I'm just sitting in my trailer and I get a call

and they're like, do you have any of the chowder? He's like, you got a couple bowls. And they're like, you need to go to the hospital now. He's like, I go there. He goes, some people are freaking out, other people are doing a conga line. And then he looked around and he's like, I go there. He goes, some people are freaking out. Other people are doing a conga line. Then he looked around, he's like, I go up to Jimmy. I'm like, look man, because I guess it was a small town. They had like no hospital help. He's like, it's gonna take about four hours for them to see me.

I'm just gonna go. He's like, I went back to my trailer. I just drank a six pack and went to sleep. Hilarious. Bill Paxman was the man. He's cool as fuck, dude. Good actor too, like Wiley energy. Like fun Wiley energy. He'd be really funny. When, where did they, where did they shoot Titanic? I think in Alaska.

Really? Some of it. Baja, that's the opposite, dude. That's nuts. A massive series of sound stages. That's crazy. Built for the movie. You know what? Actually, that makes it a way more fun movie to shoot though. Oh, yeah.

Because when you're like, like acting is not that hard of a job, although I make it look hard if you've ever seen me act. I think like when you see Leonardo DiCaprio making the revenue, you're like, dude, that did blow to shoot that. Like you're outside, I know the PAs are bringing them like coats and shit, but it sucks to be out in the cold. If you're in Baja, that's way, although I heard like Peter O'Toole almost fainted on Troy

cause it was so hot. Yeah, if they're there in the summer. Man. That is why LA is kind of the best because you're on a sound stage in L.A. You're just like, this is easy. You just drive home at night. Dude, I was in I was at the game yesterday. You know, they had like they had a mariachi band. They had Naughty by Nature and just the whole vibe. I was like, man, I love Southern California. It was that whole 90s SoCal vibe and I was like this place is sick. We have a great culture people. Yeah harsh on it

But like I think we were huge contributors to society over dude Some guy just told me that Zach Della Rocha from rages from Southern, California. Oh, really? Yeah I saw a guy to show last night. I used to see him in Irvine. Yeah. I was like, what? Where's he from? Please be right. Long Beach, yeah.

Long Beach is sick. Yeah, and Sublime. They're making a movie out of Sublime. It's gonna be good. People make fun of Sublime. Sublime is amazing. The lyrics are amazing. Yeah. It's fun to make fun of because it's so good is amazing. The lyrics are amazing. Yeah. It's fun to make fun of because it's so good.

The only things that are fun sometimes, sometimes things just suck. But a lot of times things are fun to make fun of because they stick out, because they're good. Yeah. That's sublime. What do you think of his son? I love it.

You love it? Yeah. I think it's the closest to him, obviously to him. Like the energy is the same. It's great. The voice is slightly different, but I think he Like the energy is the same. It's a great voice is slightly different, but I think he's doing a really good job. Yeah. And it's beautiful. Like I like how in Bruce Springsteen, the East street brand, like Clarence, Clarence Clemens saxophone guy, he died. And then his, I think his son or nephew is like the new

guy playing the saxophone. I like that it's a family business. Yeah. You know, I saw Offspring in last May. They were cool. They got some good songs. Dude, self-esteem is a banger. Dude, and they hold up. And they sound the same.

That lead singer's a mathematical genius. He was an aeronautical engineer. He really airplanes Really? He owns like like crazy jets Wow He's got a skill set see people think these guys are from California to go rather rather. They're like silly Billy No, I cube no, dude. These guys freaking haul butt up top. Oh, yeah Well, Glenn fries sons playing guitar in the Eagles. I love that stuff. Long Beach is sick. I was in Long Beach a couple weeks ago and I was like, dude, I love Long Beach. It is a really cool town.

Dude, I was driving yesterday and I just saw three. First I saw, okay, I was driving yesterday. I saw one BMW just going way too fast fly by me at night on the freeway. And then I saw a different BMW come up on the left and also fly by me. I was like, Whoa, those guys are racing. And then I saw a third one whiz by on the right and SUV this time. Like, oh, that's crazy. They're like a BMW gang. And then I looked down. I was driving a BMW. Did you join? I started hauling. Really? And then so it was like the

four of us were just cutting through traffic on the five. And then one guy got off at the 134 West and left the three of us. And I was like. Do none of us know each other? Wow. Like, did one guy start hauling in a BMW and then another guy linked up and then a guy saw that and joined up and then I saw it and was like, oh, cool, we're all doing this. That's sick, dude. It was cool. That's all.

How long do you guys go for? I only did it for like a minute and then I got like I was like, okay Did we guys in like V formation kinda we kind of looked a little That's so sick and then when the one got peeled off I was like, oh weird Looks like you guys don't even have like each other's phone numbers Is that how BMWs work where you drive by one guy's like, oh shit There's something to it dude. Dude, when you're driving a BMW, it's like a law, you have to get into V formation with

a BMW. If one guy, it's like if you're part of a gang, no matter what, someone from that gang 20 years ago was like, hey, I need you, you gotta show up and fight. Dude, what if you guys all pulled over and you got out of the car and your guy's like, what are you guys doing? Yeah, the guy in front is like, why are you guys following me?

We thought you were leading us, dude. Dude, that's so funny. You just joined. I had to. And dude, I forgot I was driving. I looked down and I was like, wait, I have a BMW. And then I was like I looked down I was like wait I have a BMW Just start hauling That's something that's sick about Southern California too we have such wide

freeways They're the sickest. Do we have the best freeways? Hundo P. Nobody else goes six lanes wide like we do. Dude, Hundo P. You go to, I mean, I love New York, I love Northeast, but their roads are for dookie. Duke patrols. I mean, look at it. Like we've been to some great cities, great towns, but you go to Lancaster PA? Yeah. They got Mennonites on the road.

Yeah. On horse and buggy. You can't do that on the five. They're not joining packs of BMWs. They couldn't keep up. Sorry. They don't have the horsepower, literally. Yeah, they just have one horse. They got one horse, dude.

I got a couple hundred ponies under mine. Yeah. Dude. We have med heads in our land, Kevin. I love you just driving and you're like, oh. You start hauling. The guy's like, what are you guys doing? I think he knew what he was doing.

He's a very charismatic driver. Oh. Like he was a little bit like, woo. What kind of BMW were they like tricked out? He was in a sexy one. He was in a sexy like M3 one. Maybe the coolest car of all time. Yeah. Like the 2000s M3., maybe the coolest car of all time. Yeah.

Like the 2000s M3. Yeah. Doesn't get any more like. Oh yeah. My dad had a M3. They're just like, you're serious. You're serious about driving. Stick.

That's a serious driving car. Yeah. And then the other guy was like in the 6 Series, like the kind of in between like sedan and sports car. And then the other guy was an SUV and then I'm in my little electric blue convert It's cute that's tight. It was cute, but it was also a little wild Oh, Texas roads

Sick Texas has we just drove those we were in Texas Texas sick Houston and Austin Yeah, you know downside that I think they probably have sick freeways you weren't digging the Houston's what do they call it buildings skyline skyline yeah just a little discombobulated there's not like get a cohesive aesthetic vibe to it yeah there's just I love Texas I love Tex. I love Texans. I love the Texas vibe, but it's so like spread out. I was just confused.

I was like, I don't know what to, you know, certain like places you go, you can, you know, certain section. I know what to make of this. They tell you what the vibe is. The aesthetic tells you what the vibe is. Yeah. And Austin had more of that. Is that because one of the things I'm running on is opening up building, like opening up zoning, making it easier for buildings to get put up because we're short on houses, we're short on places, we're sky-high on prices. Yeah. But I did see

why places do like design reviews and why that takes a year is because people are very protective of what the town looks like and then you go to a place where they're just kind of like, hey, just build away. Yeah. And then you're like, oh, well, not all this stuff kind of gels. But then who decides how it gels? That's the hard part. Yeah. I mean, that is a tough call because. Aesthetic is huge. But can you plan a good aesthetic or does it just happen by accident? I mean, here's my personal opinion.

I think just L.A. in general is probably so far gone Is it good aesthetic or does it just happen by accident? I mean, here's my personal opinion. I think just LA in general, it's probably so far gone from aesthetic that's like why don't you just open up zoning and make things a little bit cheaper. That hurt, dude. That hurt to hear you say that, dude. They were so far gone.

Dude, do you think, do you think LA's, do you think Austin's better than LA? No, no, no, that's not what I'm saying. I didn't mean LA so far gone I'm just mean like the the I think I don't think it's too big. It's so it's so poly Central to try and make it one vibe Yeah, but I mean, but that could be a great goal is to make it one vibe. I like I there are certain parts of LA where it's like one vibe. Like I, there are certain parts of LA where it's like, the aesthetic is beautiful.

So maybe I was a little bit off base there, but I just think it is so sprawling as well. It's the fourth biggest, it might be the third now. Houston is the third or fourth biggest city in the country and it's sick. I love Houston. I've been there a million times. My dad had all of his treatments and stuff there. So I'm a frequent visitor. Now we've been there a couple of times for standup. And one time I went there to try to sneak into Joel Osteen's building with Strider to impersonate him and we all caught. But so I've been there a lot.

And McConaughey. We were crying. Me, Strider and our buddy Dustin flew down to Houston to try to sneak into an Osteen event. and before, because Strider looks so much like him. And then before we left, Strider's like, you know, I think we could also sneak into a UT game and I could pretend to be McConaughey. And because they were playing their bowl game in Houston, we were like, we don't, I don't think you look enough like McConaughey to pull that off.

And Sharps was like, I'm pretty sure. And so we fly down there. He dresses up like him looks as close as he was going to get. And then we walk up to security. They're like, stop. And I just go, this is Matthew McConaughey. The guy just goes, this is clearly not Matthew McConaughey. That's hilarious. Dude, yeah, Austin.

Austin's cool. It was fun. Yeah. It did feel a little like maybe it's growing too fast. Like it felt a little chaotic to me. I'm also old, I'm getting old. Well, Sixth Street is, is it street? Yeah, I think so.

Sixth Street, I was like, it's complete chaos. It was intense. Yeah, that's not my vibe. No, me neither. I think it felt similar to bourbon street, but bourbon street is like a little bit more, sixth street felt like just pure chaos. And you're just like, this is something that's gonna happen.

It was an assault on the senses. Yeah, but, but bourbon street is like, you know that it's been there for centuries and that its purpose is party. There's a there's a history to the chaos. Yeah and you can feel it in the buildings. There is it was a sort of like I think it was trying too hard to be Bourbon Street to be honest. Bro, boom boom. Get them dude. I felt something was, yeah. It didn't feel like that a couple years ago when we were there for Moon Tower. Yeah, it felt different.

It felt different. Yeah. We stayed in a haunted hotel too. How did you find that out? Dude, we were checking in, there's a ghost tour. The guy's like, yeah, it's haunted by Colonel Driscoll. He haunts that staircase right there. And I was like, no way.

And then I was taking video of it. And I didn't realize that the video, so I took video of this painting and cause I was like,'s creepy and then guess what that's a haunted painting I texted the group I was like dudes we're in a haunted hotel I didn't realize Strider was so scared yeah he got real worked up about it yeah I was surprised too yeah he was like man I wish Chow would have told me this place is haunted dude he's like I'm on the haunted floor and you were too

Yeah, you guys are both room 525. I looked at the dry couldn't stand in front of it I was too scared. I looked at it and I was like, whoa That's where two brides 20 years apart killed themselves You know what? I would have freaked me out more if I knew that yeah You guys just said it was haunted and I was like, that's probably a benign ghost. I didn't know it was a someone died in real pain. Okay so this is- Two people killed themselves in that room? Yeah. Yeah that's creepy. Early 20th century. That is creepy though. Yeah it's haunted by a little girl who fell down the staircase and died but the painting is of her. What the hell?

Yeah, that's actually freaking me out more now. I'm kind of glad I didn't have all those details. Yeah, now you're scared a little bit, huh? Dude, you want to hear something scarier? You're on the fourth floor, right? That's a haunted floor. It's the whole place that there's like five floors. Dude, you were on the haunted floor. I thought five was the haunted floor.

Well, there's a haunted room, but people are like, some say, you know, this is from stories. Some say the entire fourth floor is haunted, but people go into room 525 to stay there. That's hilarious. Because that's the site of some gnarly shit. That's pretty brave. People just seek it out. They're like, I want to sleep in the room that's the site of some gnarly shit. That's pretty brave. People just seek it out.

They're like, I want to sleep in the room that's haunted. It's kind of like, yeah. But, but Strider's like, why do they tell people? Why do they tell people? I'm like, dude, people love that stuff. It's a biz. My dog Lola, she got kennel cough. It's like a, it's like a cold for dogs.

So you can put her in there before we went out of town and when you came back to grab her? Well, Kenny's in town, but she's working, so she goes with the dog sitter during the day. And I took Lola to the dog park on Friday, and you usually get it at the dog park or at like a boarding facility, just where dogs are close to each other.

Yeah. And we wake up at 6 a.m. So, sorry. Lola just being like, Yeah, she sleeps in our bed too. She's like, And we're like, I was like, what the fuck? What's going on? Because and look, it sounded like she was just choking on something. I was like, is she choking?

And she's just like hacking up mucus. And it's not funny, but like dog's cough, which is kind of funny. Yeah, because it's such a grumpy man, like adult thing to do. Yeah, she just comes in. She's like, fuck. Oh, man. Fuck. Yeah. Oh man. Excuse me. Yeah.

But, but, and then Saturday night, I could like, dude, thank you. I could barely sleep because Lola was just in bed, just like, oh, oh. And I'm like, well, it's you. You can't hold it in? No, you gotta cut that, dude. You gotta boke her. That's sweet. But she got over it and like, not over it, You can't hold it in? No, you got to cut that dude You got a poker

That's sweet She got over it and like not over it. She's still coughing a little bit. She got pouty. It was scary first I was kind of nervous. I came home and I was and I heard a coughing. I was like, oh wow. Yeah It's tough, man. She's such a pretty girl. You don't know you don't know what's wrong. She's a doggy She can't say hey, this is what I'm feeling. You're just guessing. Yeah. And I got an inkling the vet's just guessing too a lot of the time.

Yeah. Luckily, it's so common they can tell. They can nail it quick. So I send them a video and they're like, that looks like kennel cough. Did they upsell you on any of the scans or whatever? I took her to the vet today and they... No, you know, I like my vet a lot. They were like, kind of like,

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then join my campaign, go to powerforburbank.com, volunteer or donate. We'll talk on the phone. We'll talk through issues. There's not an easy answer to so many of these policy questions, but there's a better way to talk about it. And that's something I'm really interested into. I'm not here to yell or to make someone feel bad. I'm just here to find Like Middle-ground solutions that will just push our nation into a better place for the generation to come That was beautiful. Let's get back to the show. Hello. Hey, how are you, man? Hey, I'm good. Let's go doing? Doing well, man. Just chilling. What ale is you, brother?

Okay, so, wow, I'm a little nervous being on the line right now. Oh, dude, you're gonna crash. Okay, so, over the past few years I've had this arthritis in my joint and, uh, I recently got surgery for it and the surgery made my face look a whole lot more attractive. So, awesome. I've been getting, yes, I've been getting compliments from like people I'm seeing frequently calling me like handsome Squidward now.

Oh, let's go dude. Oh, so your joint is in your jaw? So my joint was in like a compromised position and I got this surgery called double jaw surgery. And it basically like made my face look better while making it healthier. Like putting my joint in like a healthy position. Bro, amazing.

Yeah. Right? Sounds sick. I thought you were talking about your elbow. I'm like, how's that work? Oh no, like the TMJ joint that like connects your jaw to your the rest of your skull. Yeah, so So yeah, I'm getting like a lot of compliment compliments and like weird looks from everyone I know so my question is how do I deal with all these handsome Squidward

compliments and Move forward from here deal with all these handsome Squidward compliments and move forward from here. I think you accept them and say thank you and get fired up. I mean, it doesn't sound like a problem to me. What do you think, JT? Okay. You know, I think to he who much is given, much is expected.

So you've gone from being an average looking guy to now a phenomenal looking guy. Everyone can see it. Everybody wants a PCU, but can you stay virtuous with all the punani that's coming at you? That's the question because you know sometimes if you haven't been a punani master it can go to your head pretty quick and he can turn into a bad dude what some people would call a douche hmm so the thing I really want for this guy is to never forget who he was before he had the potential of a

handsome douche yeah yeah continue to be you don't let it get to you know don't do crowd yeah that's that's gonna be tough for you man you're gonna want to be on stage and just kind of that really bits That really bids more flirt. You're really good at it. But is it good for the art form? Mm hmm. Yeah, I'm liking what you guys are saying. I mean, dude, yeah, you've been given a gift, a gift from God in the form of Dr. Jones.

And I like what JT is saying. This is a test. This is a character test, a pretty sick one, where you're gonna get a lot of attention and you're gonna get a lot of opportunities to drain those balls. And I encourage you to drain them, but drain them with honor and integrity and with love. with honor and integrity and with love.

I hear that. I think that resonates with me pretty well. Yeah, because I can feel it too. You can feel he's getting intoxicated by it. There's lightness to him right now. Let's not let that lead to entitlement. But I do encourage you to go to a MILF bar at least once. A MILF bar? And if you're into that, if I were you and I was you know in that situation single I would... And he's brand new, he doesn't even know what a MILF bar is. Oh he's so sweet. He's such a sweet guy. I would kind of let you guys go along with all that cuz I like the way it sounded but I have a girlfriend

right now Yeah And is she more interested in taking you to P town She we've been she's been very she was very interested in it in the first place throughout the relationship, but she kind of treats me the same actually, because I was a little insecure about it when everyone started commenting on it and she kind of played it cool. So she was like, she was like, yeah, you look a little different But yeah, you know you your girlfriend or wife if they really love you

Is never gonna give you credit for anything? Yeah, that's how they keep you in balance, yeah, that's what they're What it is she she's trying to keep me in check right now? Oh, for sure. She should. I see. I see. Do you know how you respond to that? How's that? You take that power jaw of yours and you eat that butt.

Oh. That might...that sounds like Some foreign territory to me Dude with that jawline You got to become an ass man. I might have to. Not anymore pal. Yeah When you got a jaw like me You just eat butt all the time. Here's another thing too with that jaw. Do you drive a BMW? I drive a Kia hybrid. Close to those. Yeah. So if you see a bunch of Kia's on the highway,

you form a V and you cruise as one pack. You say, if I see a bunch of beamers on the highway. No, Kia's. Oh, Kia's, okay. You gotta listen. You're a good kid. We got to listen. OK, so once we have the V, is there a next step to that or we just you just we just roll out from there? I mean, you go to your destination, but you travel in a pack.

Oh, I see wolves in packs. Yes, you're a wolf now. Rough, rough. And there's there's probably a lot of huge financial opportunities are going to come your way. Don't don't go. To overboard with the yacht. Get a yacht, OK, but don't go too overboard with the yacht. Get a yacht. OK, but don't don't get too.

On board, split ownership. They are bored with the other guys in the key again. And get a captain with a, you know, with a not much of a jaw. Just to be like, and Markham. No, no, no. Just be like, no, no, no. Just be like, dude, I've been where you were at. Inspire him, inspire him, inspire him. And then refer him over to my doctor. Yeah. And, and okay.

In that fashion though, I'd like to mog on this guy and say that I've had this surgery twice. Um, but it's all good, bro. Oh damn dude. twice but oh dude what do you say back there all right it's on now gloves are coming off dude yeah this is something you have to deal with dude you're gonna have dudes who have had the same surgery coming at you hard. Sounds like you clapped back well though, you're learning. And Jake wasn't born with it, dude. Jake got into some wild shit, that's how it happened.

Dang. Jake literally went in to eat a butthole too hard on a fitness model and her glute busted his mandible. That's why you had it the second time, right? Yeah. Sounds pretty on brand for Jake. Will you do that with me this time? Thanks, dude. You know who whose butt it was, right? Andy Elliot's wife. Before they got married.

Before they got married. Cool, cool. Yeah, that was before they got married. But you know she's breaking jaws. Clap back. How was that, Jake? When you hooked up with Andy Elliot's wife before she married Andy Elliot.

It was actually really sick. I made her take a shower first. She was still actually like a really big fitness influencer at the time, so she was sweaty as shit. But I made her take a shower and it tasted pretty well. I mean, it tasted like butthole. Why don't you say take a shower? I'm like, ew, you stink.

Hop in the shower. I was just like, you know, it's getting a little musty in here So you want me to open a window? I was like no no and then I just started the shower Wow, bro That's backwards. I'm a stink fiend. You know they got a surgery now where you can remove Whatever produces the smell in your armpit. Oh, no. Yeah, I'm like why would you ever do it? That's a surgery 100% by the women for the women. Me dude, I'm like keep that stink on you. I want you to smell like a quarter horse that just

ran through the Tetons. Do you feel ready to go back out into the world, caller? Yeah. Yeah, I feel pretty set right now. Do you feel ready to go back out into the world, caller? Um, yeah. Yeah. I feel pretty, I feel pretty set right now. Take on the world. Good, man. Good.

Yeah. I appreciate the words from you guys. Um, I've been listening to the podcast since episode two, by the way, too. I'm a big fan. Oh dude. Thank you. Thanks for listening. Yeah, of course. Thanks for listening. Yeah, of course. Thanks for calling in.

You guys popped up on the YouTube feed like when you first started and I've been watching ever since. Dude, legend. Oh thank you man. Appreciate you dude. Yeah, so it's cool to be calling in right now. Dude, you're a legend.

You're a legend brother. You're a great call. Yeah, awesome. All right. I love you. All right guys. Love you man. Have awesome all right I love you guys love you man have a good one love you guys Wow dude that was nuts I'm loving on episodes now that there's there's sometimes there's some heat traded between Jake and the caller yeah I don't

know why I get aggressive with the Stokers. It's all love. You got to though, because they come at you, bro. And you got to be like, what up? Yeah, but it was just funny how he was describing it as like, he was like, oh, man, it's so bad when like that surgery kind of saved my face, you know? Like I probably would have looked like psycho

if I wouldn't have that surgery So yeah, you just got to embrace it and you know I Bet he looks great. I think he does. I think he's just getting used to looking great You you had that your whole life you always look so it's different for you You beautiful man Yeah, and on that note we're almost out of time here. You guys wanna do this week's Jeopardy? Yeah. Yes, sir. All right, perfect.

Yeah, I'm starting to get pretty tired. Yeah, let's end on this. All right, so this one, this is the category movies. Oh, nice. Remember to hit your buzz before you answer. And there is steals so if The first buzz gets it wrong. The second one will have a chance at a steal. Oh, yeah Rugger Durn know the dates are this Friday. There's Thursday Baton Rouge, New Orleans

Friday get your tickets at chat and JT calm All right. The first question is your tickets at chatandjt.com. All right, the first question is, Jordan Peel said one of the inspirations for this film was a Twilight Zone episode called Mirror Image. Beep. JT? Us. What is us? One zero JT. All right, this is an object. It's another name for one of those floppy things with a five and a quarter inch diameter and a protective jacket we used to put in a computer. What is a floppy disk? That's the slang term.

Do you have the actual name of it? What is a carbon cartridge? No, Chad, you got to guess. What is? Don't you look at the chat. That means it. I was, that was it. The chats to come in. But I don't know. What is a disket? No one ever said that in our day.

This one both of you should know very well as you are very in tuned with this recently. Presumed innocent is a mystery meets legal thriller by this recently. Presumed Innocent is a mystery meets legal thriller by this author. No, I don't know. Neither of you know? Beep. Chad? Who is J.K. Rowling?

No, good guess. Beep. JT? JRR Tolkien. No, who is Scott Turo? Beep. Sorry, I gave you a chance there. Tolkien no who is Scott Turo the next thing Jr. Smith he ever wrote a book oh really all right the next thing is magazine covers. This one might be kind of a layup for JT.

Sorry, Chad, but it was the one that was for today. This 1998 debut of the ESPN, the magazine, featured athletes representing the future of sports like Kobe Bryant and this Steelers quarterback. Beep. Who is Cordell Stewart? That's right. Two zero.

Also moose knuckle in the chat. I did not lie. Why would I lie about the answer? Wait. I thought we were on movies. Why are we talking quarterbacks? Sorry, the first category was movies. He stopped doing categories.

Yeah, sorry. Oh. he's a loopy bajoo The map dude, I'm sorry, I forgot because I was gonna be like any given Sunday That's perfect. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm sure I say the next the big green All right, this one is the category is politics She was Reagan's transport secretary secretary of labor for HW Bush an FTC commissioner and she still had time to marry Bob

Beep JT who is dull that is correct you know the first name I mean I'll give it to you either way but I'm yeah I'm just gonna go dull her first name is Elizabeth Elizabeth Dole. It's a pretty name The score is three to zero. I'm sorry Chad about the second question about the Steelers. Oh That one I knew was a layup I was like he's gonna get this no matter what it is rigged was this ABC News All right, this is a word a All right. A little hard on Kamala on that one. The category is word. This is an adjective meaning wealthy coming from the Latin word to flow. An adjective that means wealthy.

Oh yeah. You know what? Someone wrote it in the chat. They're correct. I already saw it. I can't do it. It's not what I was going to say either. It's a good one.

Chad, do you want to beep? I say the word. What is affluent? Yeah, cream genes. I was going to say flourish and I was like, that's not quite right. All right. This one is, I guess you could say elements of the periodic table. All elements in the same column of the periodic table have the same number of

valence in these subatomic particles? Beep. JT? Electrons. You're correct. Damn dude I'm getting smoked. 4-0. You got a chance on this one I think you got this one. This is I guess I'll just read the question. You don't really need the category for this one. Can I say something real quick though about electrons? You know the energy is not in the individual electrons. It's in the space and tension between the electrons. And that's S3 bros right now. Hell yeah. Right so it's the the charge in between? Yeah. Do you know that basically what we see it's it's just all add but it's basically like nothing you know I'm saying yeah

it's like a bunch of Adams who are sort of bounced off each other like oh dude I'll do it I'll do it but like we see it as solid but it's crazy. It is crazy because you saying that is proof of how solid you are. Dude. But what you're saying is that none of us are solid. Where it's an illusion. I really, that's rock solid, you just make us aware of that though. It's all one shared consciousness But the atoms are appearing as forms making us feel like we're separate people

But we're really God So you and me are just swirling in the same soup and I think we're a totally different dish But we're getting golepped up together. We're just God experiencing itself being like I want to experience my creation So I'm gonna I'm gonna Put different consciousness in different forms So they can interact with each other. I'm just gonna see what happens and sometimes it's sick sometimes war happens, but That's what happens when you're put into a human psyche

Yeah, we kind of just argue about how The separate parts of ourselves should interact But maybe we get too caught up and like why it's wrong and why it's right and we forget to just let Let let yeah, it's wrong and why it's right and we forget to just let let let yeah it's just let it go because think about it this way we're trying to control everything right we're trying to control the future our outcome and I know it needs to be this way But planets are spinning Suns rising the tides moving

Everything is just going And without any of us doing anything So just let go You got to stop hanging out with that shirt bow in Venice Dude, it's true because I was talking to a geologist and they were, you know, until the seventies, we believed in like geo-sigcline theory, which was that the tectonic plates were moving because of like heat and then cooling. And now they don't believe that anymore. They think it's just from the spin and rotation of the earth causes

a swirl inside. And that's what created plate tectonic theory, which supplanted it. And that just is what gives us mountain ridges and continents. Wow. And dig this. So before there was continents, before they split up, right? Cause like Africa and South America look like they fit together. We thought, Oh, Pangea. But there was something before Pangea. What? The, the continents have been splitting and coming back together for forever. Really? And we think it's Pangea and then us, but there was before then, there was a split and then they came back together.

I guess they've done deep study of like Myron is trenching the rocks and they're like, no, there's ridge points that suggest other continental formations. So. When the earth was first formed, you know, there's like the planets were formed, right? There's a cooling down period that becomes like Earth with the Osh. So it started out with one big landmass. Is that, is that? Could have, yeah. It probably at some point granite came out of the heat.

Yeah. And built earth, continental earth as we understand it. Is that why they, nevermind. And then so it all split apart and then came back together and split apart again. Maybe multiple times. I think so. I got those theories a little banana, but the nuts and bolts and gist have something in it.

Cream gene says that before Paea there was mangina. I mean that's a perfect joke. Strider. Yo daddy yo, what's crappin' in? Dude, we were talking about the Driscoll. Oh yeah dude, it's haunted. Sorry. Dude, fuck that place, dude.

Were you at all, like, you know, we kind of put your business out already. And because it's like, because you're not here, we were like, oh yeah, Strider was the most scared. But like, what was it like being there? I slept zero, dude. Dude, the guy trying to trick me at the front desk, nice guy, goes, oh yeah, it's a historic property. Cool, I love history, fired up on that. He goes, dude, they even do tours at four. I was checking in around 3.30, great.

Put my stuff down in the room, passed a few unbelievably creepy paintings of little girls and then horses standing alone in distance. And then I go down to check out this tour and I see it's a fucking ghost tour, dude. But that was only after Chad Daddy himself sent the texts all excited and goes, dude, pretty neat. Hotel's haunted. Yeah, dude, that sounds neat. And then bro, bro he goes, I was like, all right fine dude, whatever, it's haunted, I

already don't like that information. What room, right? I mean, I'm like, better not be in my room. And I go, what room? He goes, dude, don't worry, room 525, on room 447, dude, pretty close to each other, same floor. No, you're, you're 547. Yeah, 547. Yeah, same floor, 547, dude.

You said you walked by that room and you felt energy, didn't you? I couldn't stand in front of the door. I was too scared. I peeked at it and I got scared and I ran away. But I took video of that painting, which I didn't realize was the haunted painting. And then you'll come out weird. Oh, let me look at it. Watch it. Let me look at it.

But dude, dude, here's the thing. When I let OK, so I was reading the night we were sleeping there, I was reading up more about it. I was watching some ghost hunters who stayed there. They're like, this is the most haunted hotel in Austin that That that is creepy. Is it always that color? She always look green like that That's weird, they're really leaning into it Yeah, my dude, why are we putting these paintings? Why are we leaving these paintings up? I came look at I'm scared now They're trying to freak you out. They're trying to freak you out, dude. Ah!

They're trying to freak you out, bro. Yeah, put it away, dude. But Strider, was it not sick saying, like, I bet you came home to your dank ass wife being like, whatever, I stayed in a haunted hotel, I wasn't even scared. And then she's probably kind of turned on by that, right?

You know what's funny, dude, she is a much more practical individual where she's like, she's like, I have bigger concerns. She's like, you know, are we saving money properly? Like, we want to buy a home. Like, you know, like is a regular guy gonna come in and attack us at some night? Our neighbor Ron, who's a deranged man, who mutters to himself and while he waters

his plants, that guy is probably gonna get us. So she's much more practical, which honestly makes me sleep well at night. Like if she was with me, I probably would have slept really well. But dude, I kept Sports Center on full blast, kept the light on in the bathroom, kept all the windows open and kept all the shutter shades fully open. So just slept zero. Thank you for giving us your testimony on it dude. It was good. It gave us some clarity. Yeah. I mean, you guys probably said I was pretty chill, handled it pretty well, didn't care.

That's right. Strider, chat wants to know if you were given the opportunity, would you T dart a ghost? Do you want to just T dart the ghost visually video stuff? What did you say? Do you want to T dart the ghost on video? Should I like this dude? Him doing oral. That's how it's done, dude.

Thank you. That's how it's done. Beautiful. Dude, what up? Do you want to do it at Chad? Chad, how do you like that? I thought it was pretty neat, dude. Did you take that tour you probably did? If we were staying longer, I would have. JT, what's the worst experience for you? Staying in the ghost room, the haunted room, in the bed by yourself, or

having to go pretty early on a regular tour. Did you know which way I'm going, bro? There's no way I'm going on that tour. There's no way, dude. You'd have to kill me and bring my corpse. Yeah no there's no way dude. You gotta listen to information dude. No bro. Alright dude we're gonna let you run. Love you dog. I love you bros. Love my dog goes to our New Orleans dude. That was sick. I got, before we end, I got one last Jeopardy. I'm going to give Chad a chance to put a point on the board.

All right. Sweet. All right, let's do it. But JT, if you know it, you still got a buzz. Yeah, I will. All right. This is the last and final one The handmade prototype for this toy was the first action figure sold at an auction in 2003 for

$200,000 handmade prototype Beep JT GI Joe you got it a sweet smoke. Yeah sweep today Your friend Dove said Joe's hog that 200 grand not enough Alright Next week. I'll have to put some more questions into your likes, Chad. I'll have to go for like what surfing. Surfing.

Consciousness. Meditation. Yeah, meditation. Philosophy. Philosophy. Cardio. Yeah, gooch. Cardio.

All right. New diet modalities. Cardio. Yeah, gooch. Cardio. All right. Think new diet modalities. Good vibes. Good vibes. It's never been a jeopardy category before. Be chill. What is ska? What is what is relax? What is Bimllow, dude?

Guys, check us out on tour. We're gonna be in Baton Rouge. It's coming out, we're gonna be in Baton Rouge tomorrow. We're gonna be in New Orleans Friday, Lansing, Michigan, the following weekend. Guys, unfortunate news, we have to move our Atlanta, Charlotte, and Raleigh dates because the club in Atlanta isn't ready yet apparently. So.

And I feel bad because that's the second time we've rescheduled on Raleigh. Yeah. And my dad's girlfriend's daughter's there with her cool husband. My sister's there. Yeah, they're gonna come to the show and they've had to reschedule twice.

Yeah. I feel like a dork. So. But that just means when we do go, we're gonna Extra bring it. Yeah, and I'm bummed because I love Charlotte. That's my top three club in the country. The Comedy Zone absolutely rips So we'll be back We'll be there. That was fun. It was great up. Yeah, super fun. Thanks to callers. Thanks to chat. You guys are legends

Thanks to Jake And thanks to you. Thank you. Hey, thanks to you brother. guys are legends. Thanks to Jake. Yes sir. And thanks to you. Thanks to you, hey. Thanks to you brother. How's the campaign? It's going well man. I've done a couple more debates. I haven't been able to door knock as much as I want to lately.

You know what, and being totally candid, I gotta find a way to really stick out a bit more. I gotta make some kind of move to just get my name out there to everyone. Because there's a couple candidates that are just way outspending me. They got signs everywhere. They got billboards everywhere. Are they going to do better for the city? They seem like solid folk, but I think I do the job better.

So I got to find a way. I got to get creative and I got to get my name in these people's hands. I think social media. That's where my opportunity is. So I got some ideas and got to make it happen. That's where my opportunity is. Yeah. So I got some ideas and gotta make it happen. That's a good place to be, man. We gotta make it happen. Yeah.

That's where I want to be. Feels good. Awesome. All right. Love you guys. Late. If you need advice, these guys are really nice.