Going Deep with Chad and JT - EP 363 - Strider Wilson Joins to Clear Up Draft Rules

Episode Date: October 9, 2024

Today we are joined by the man with the most Going Deep Podcast appearances, Strider Wilson. After last week's WILD draft, the fellas start off the pod by clearing the air of the "burning a pick" situ...ation but is there a larger draft issue at hand? A huge rock is overturned mid convo and NEW INFORMATION comes to light about a third-party feeding picks live. Should the draft have rules or is it more fun as a free for all? LEAVE A COMMENT BELOW - about your view of the situation and if new rules should be in place. We are live streaming a Fully unedited version of the pod on Twitch, if you want to chat with us while we're recording, follow here: https://www.twitch.tv/chadandjtgodeep Grab some dank merch here:https://shop.chadandjt.com/ Come see us on Tour! SPOKANE AND CANADA are the next stops. Get your tix - http://www.chadandjt.com TEXT OR CALL the hotline with your issue or question: 323-418-2019(Start with where you're from and name for best possible advice) Check out the reddit for some dank convo: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChadGoesDeep/ Shoutout to Our Sponsors: HomeChef - Best Meal KITS! Get 18 free meals plus free dessert when going to https://www.homechef.com/godeep MagicMind, Easy Rider, Botanic Tonics

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Starting point is 00:01:40 What's your dream? Going deep. Try to change it. What's your dream? Going deep, Chad and JT Let's put on the nipple clamps and fire up the grill. What's up Stokers of Stoke Nation? This is Chad Kroeger coming in with the Going Deep with Chad and JT podcast. I'm here with my compadre, J. John Thomas. What up? What up, obsequious slaves to frivolity? Whoa. Dude, huge words up top. What up obsequious slaves to frivolity?
Starting point is 00:02:07 Dude, huge words of talk. Damn, what a way to fire it up. You've been watching Harry Potter? It sounded like a curse from Harry Potter. Do you? Avada Kedankra. Avada Kedankra. And we got the the. 60 the yeah, the, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:02:33 The freaking, the jockey of 69. Yes. Let's go, baby. Wire to wire, baby. Dude, yeah, JT chat says you got something brewing. I think we can all feel it. What's going on? I put on sunglasses. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:50 I mean, this has been maybe the most heated week amongst the Stokers. You did a, you made a big move in the draft. A lot of people are upset. We got to talk about it right off the bat. Let's get into it. A lot of people are upset. They want to prioritize, what is it?
Starting point is 00:03:08 What is it that they prioritize? Etiquette. Etiquette. Over truth. Ethics. Whoa. I would not say ethics. Ethics, etiquette, but like you said, Chad, at the end of, it was big of you. JT's argument about Stallone was correct. The point was correct. But the delivery?
Starting point is 00:03:27 Questionable. Yes, highly. There was no other way to get the message across. I mean, okay, okay, let's play this out. Let's play this out. You knew I was going to pick Stallone. I had to. Did you have to? I had to. I don't know if you had to. I had to. There was no other option. It was the number two pick. Yeah. And so, had I picked Salon and he trashed him after,
Starting point is 00:03:56 same effect? Yes. No. No. The conversation dies in that moment. I needed the conversation to be had at large. If I do it after the pick, it's lost to time to order. I had to destabilize the order for the conversation to punch through. Well, this puts the entire kind of way we draft into question. Is this only with Stallone? Or when we do top sexual positions of all time,
Starting point is 00:04:32 are you gonna come out and say that, reverse cowgirl, are you gonna do that on reverse cowgirl? Yeah, you're gonna say, oh, it's actually not that cool. Yeah. Yeah. Look, I don't know. Free men can't predict their movements, but I will say this. To the
Starting point is 00:04:47 Stoke wife queens out there who were beyond the pale upset, who flipped, how strong is your Stoke if it can be broken that easily? Oh, this is very good. So this was a test for the Stokers. Do you think going for... okay I have two questions for you. One, what was the wildest remark that you got? I mean I saw... That I was annoying. That hurts. That does hurt. That does hurt. Annoying is a tough pill. Dude, you're annoying. I'm like, oh. Yeah, that's a tough pill to swallow. But I came back at them and I said, I took the higher road and I said, listen, you little bitch, shut up. Right. And move on. or thwart my argument tell me why
Starting point is 00:05:49 Stallone is the best and not one stoker has done that no no that's see we're arguing two separate points we agree you guys haven't seen his movies yes I've seen I mean look look I agree with your point. Yeah. But I have to think about my list. Correct. It was the smart pick. It was.
Starting point is 00:06:11 I had the picks, here's the thing. His movies and most of his movies besides Rambo and Rocky blow dick. Well said. Copland is sick, but it's not really an action movie. But he's such a huge figure in our culture. Such a notable physique. Correct. Such a hot family. Have you seen his family? His daughters are smugs. I should have put that into my argument. His wife's a smug. His wife and his daughters seal the deal.
Starting point is 00:06:39 Best action star. Yes. I respect it. He's Jack. I respect that argument. In Last Action Hero, a movie that was ahead of its time, in this, you know, bizarro. I'm thinking about all the other action stars. He probably has the hottest family. Hottest family. Which you would expect an action star to have. Of course.
Starting point is 00:07:01 That's what he has to protect, his hot family from an invading force. Yes. But here's my thing I'll take the hit I Broke the protocol will put it to a vote if I got to serve a one game suspension for the next draft fine I'm out. No, no, you're in there's no suspension. There's no no we need you. I'll take it. We need you in there I'll wear it I think maybe what you got to do is wear your bad boy shades if you're gonna do a bad boy move. Yeah, I think you gotta bring your bad boy glasses to the draft and be like, uh-oh, look out. Something's about to happen. Aguide.
Starting point is 00:07:31 And then we're like, okay, we know something's about to happen. Yeah. I got another pitch. I think we should have a challenge flag. When someone makes a pick you throw the challenge challenge flag and they gotta really dig their heels in and defend the pick. This is good. Okay, when they dig their heels in, are they allowed to, and this is me helping Chad here a little bit, reference chat GPT or some form of AI for reference.
Starting point is 00:07:57 See, I think- See, you read my mind. Or do you, like, okay, challenge accepted. Can you then phone a friend or can you do something like that? I rewatched the tape, because when I started challenging you on the Stallone thing, I saw. Can you then phone a friend or can you do something like that? I rewatched the tape, because when I started challenging you on the Stallone thing,
Starting point is 00:08:07 I saw you looking at your phone, and I wasn't sure. No one can say for certain what you were looking at, except for you right now. I don't even know what I was looking at. Do you probably look at your doggy cam? I love my doggy cam. I think you were checking out Lola on your doggy cam.
Starting point is 00:08:20 That is a very shrewd response. She makes me happy. You were checking in on your family. She makes me happy. You were checking in on your family. She makes me happy. Okay, so the challenge flag comes out, Strider picks Babe Ruth. Oh, bad call. And then you say, okay, why Babe Ruth?
Starting point is 00:08:34 Okay, then I'd have to dive in. And in that point, I'd have to go off my memory and it'd be like, well, Aaron likes him. I'm pandering, I'm being a pansy. And then I would lose that challenge. I want more violence. Yeah, we need a little violence in this Sanctioned violence Mike and the Mad Dog Ebert and Siskel these shows that stand the test of time That were paramount to the viewing and listening experience for so many people
Starting point is 00:08:58 There was a competitive edge to them even though they were talking about Even though they were being critics essentially Their lives were on the line. You're right. You're right to go out there and make a choice be bold in your choice Yeah, takes cojones. It's gonna be tough for me because unless we're talking conspiracies. I got nothing you don't do more of those Yeah, we could do different any draft topic, but also action heroes was near and dear to us. We could do lamest liberals of all time. Dude how do we miss? That's a good debate. How do we miss John Clough? You know it's funny because I'm preaching honesty and truth but my last pick was that but who'd you take and say? Vin Diesel. It's a good pick. But. Who'd you take instead? Vin Diesel. It's a good pick.
Starting point is 00:09:46 But JCVD, it should have been on there. I should have taken him instead of Wesley Snipes. Then I should have bounced to Daniel Craig and taken Wesley Snipes fifth. Here's the thing, JCVD, I mean, he's big in the 80s, 90s, but like. Dude, that's a huge era of action That's you know, but we're pandering to young kids who listen to this. It's true
Starting point is 00:10:08 I mean, these are 12 year olds who you know, whittle their dinks all day They don't watch anything yeah, they're watching Jake who's your favorite streamer That's who they're watching yeah, excuse me, I don I don't know. I mean, I don't know. I'm almost 40. I'm pretty sure that's the left hand on your keyboard. You can hit all those XQC. Oh yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:10:31 But I really, yeah, yeah, this guy. Oh, this guy? What does he do? Ugh. This looks like PewDiePie. He seems like a good dude. Does he have a hot family? Yeah, that's the thing.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Is this generation, are they going to have hot dudes to look up to? Well bro, here's the thing. Growing up, what did we all want to be? Elon Musk. Brad Pitt. Okay, Brad Pitt's a good, he's more of a leading man, but I was going to say we all wanted to be action stars. We wanted to be able to do the splits on two chairs.
Starting point is 00:11:02 I wanted to be Arnold driving a motorcycle, cruising around, Al Bibak. Now, I think kids want to be like a YouTube star. Yeah. And a YouTube star. Mr. Beast. Yeah, they want to be like a Mr. Beast. He's God. Yeah, and he's flawed. But there's still jack dudes, Bradley Martin, right?
Starting point is 00:11:19 He's got a yoked up bod on him. He's 260. Yeah, but he's not, I don't see him saving a family or having a, you know, sarcastic quip in front of a villain. Yes. Someone just came at me in the chat. JT looks like he's gonna sell me some shitty coke. Uh, first of all, I would sell you Coke, the best cocaine. Yeah, it would be safe. I would never sell, one time I sold drugs for a friend who needed scratch and his stuff was bunk and I stopped selling it.
Starting point is 00:11:53 But I still gave him all the money for it because he was in a tough spot. Now, why am I saying that? Because I'm a good person. Exactly, and you have integrity. Good guy. Yep. But you would probably hang around and linger a little bit
Starting point is 00:12:04 because you like to hang out and you might be chatty. You might say, hey, let me make myself comfortable. Can I use your bathroom? When I was an Uber driver, I'd be like, I hope these people talk with me. And when they didn't talk to me, my feelings were hurt. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:15 Dude, longer than Joe's dong, welcome to the stream. Whoa. Definitely not thicker though. Well, I think this will definitely spice up the drafts. And maybe I'm gonna make some alterations in my prep. Yeah, dude, I might do some bad boy moves now. Maybe there's, maybe the gloves are off and maybe we just gotta be bad boys.
Starting point is 00:12:34 Yeah. Maybe we should draft biggest bad boys. Biggest bad boys, top movie lawyers. P. Diddy. Oh, that's a good one. Top movie lawyers is good. Yeah. Oh, top movie lawyers is one. Top movie lawyers is good. Yeah. The P Diddy.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Oh, top movie lawyers is sick. Yeah. That'd be really fun. Did it? I've been, the P Diddy memes have been so funny. Oh yeah, you sent me some good ones. You know, I'm gonna pee in the Cheerios again. I think we gotta stop talking about perverts.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Yeah, yeah. You know what? They're getting too much. But it's hilarious. We love perverts too much. We got 9,000 documentaries on perverts. I know, we're obsessed. Everyone, I put up a poll.
Starting point is 00:13:10 What's more important, arresting celebrity sex criminals or affordable housing? Affordable housing, one. Good. Which I think it should. Good. Every girl I went to high school with in Orange County picked arresting celebrity sex criminals. Whoa. Interesting.
Starting point is 00:13:23 Because they all already have nice houses. They have nice house houses. Yeah, they're good. We're like, we're solid. We're good. And they're like, there's nothing more important than protecting the children. I was like, right.
Starting point is 00:13:34 Which is why they should have houses. This is why they, yeah, exactly. They're out in the streets looking for a house and then some creep comes over. We love perverts. Yeah. Is that what this next generation wants to be? They want to grow up and be perverts? You love perverts. Defend the other side, the pervert side. I don't. But you like the P Diddy stuff. I like the memes. And the Epstein stuff. I don't like
Starting point is 00:13:58 the Epstein stuff. I like the memes. Yeah. You like it. There's, yeah, it's sensationalized. Yeah, you like it. There's yet sensationalized Just get rid of this guy prosecute quick. You don't like Derek Henry. Oh Come on. I Love Henry if you check the league history I was drafting Henry like fourth RB before he blew up and then there was that year Where he blew up and I didn't get him that year. Trevor known bad guy in our league got him and I forget who I took over instead and I
Starting point is 00:14:31 regretted it ever since but I was on Henry the two previous years. Henry Henry and then they wouldn't feed him the rock in Tennessee. It was like I don't I forget who the coach was and they were keep getting kept getting the ball like fucking I forget who they were splitting carries with the most annoying guy ever Lewis Dion Lewis. He was good. Yeah, but he wasn't. It was not him. It's like yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 00:14:53 It was not Henry. Stop giving Dion Lewis the rock. Just gave Henry the ball. So annoying. We've got a pitch today. Yeah. Practice pitch. Let's go. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:15:05 Let's go. Are you guys ready? I'm excited. I'm actually, I'd be more nervous, but you guys have been in the room before, so I'm happy we're doing it all together. Yeah. It's a practice today too.
Starting point is 00:15:18 It's a, I love pitching. Just get in there. We've been rehearsing dude. JT's directing like an absolute beast. We get up there and vibe. Yeah, it's a vibe. And then next week's the real pitch to Netflix. Let's go.
Starting point is 00:15:33 And Hulu. And Hulu. Two weeks after that. Let's go. Or a week after that. Hulu. Be nice. That'd be the dream dude, let's go.
Starting point is 00:15:41 It's time we get back into giving the people some what they need, you know? We gotta bring them some more content, some more good stuff, dude, let's go. It's time we get back into giving the people some what they need, you know? We gotta bring them some more content, some more good stuff, dude, on a massive platform. Stand-up sex. We need to be having stand-up sex. There'll be a lot, it's a big thing in our shows, there's a, every episode, there's a stand-up sex.
Starting point is 00:15:58 You have stand-up sex. Correct. It's a close-up of ass cheeks, you know know clenching. But we think it's your butt Yeah, and then revealed that it's strider shot from a very nice angle the old button switch using class Yeah classic device cinematic device Are you gonna wear a cock sock? Oh Yeah, I'll wear a cock sock for sure. I'd love to wear a cock sock like red hot chili pepper style Yeah, yeah, or you won't just go no cock sock
Starting point is 00:16:26 You know be up to the intimacy coordinator on set whatever they think is right But if I given the option give me the sock And an ankle sock would probably be fine for my little tiny dink. Oh like one of these dude You can't wear a sock. You just gotta let your dick be out. Yeah, like that would probably cover my entire Weiner should we pull our dicks out right now? Yeah. Yeah. Jake, if we did that, you don't like when the dicks come out. I mean, it's not that I don't like it. I just don't think the internet would like it as much
Starting point is 00:17:02 as you think. They'll probably come back on you as like some weird, you know blackmail Somebody will save it from the live stream and then two years from now. It'll be like yo jt pulled his cock out Yeah, well, here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm trying to look out for you here. Here's the thing Here's the thing. I see your argument jake, but someone comes at us being like Hey, I got a photo of you with your dick out. I'm like, send it away, brother. Yeah, send it. Yeah, send it.
Starting point is 00:17:29 Fire it into the universe. Yeah. Yeah, I'm looking to have a good day. Show everyone my dink. How many people have seen your penis? Dude, good question. That's a good question. You know, I once, I used to get naked so much.
Starting point is 00:17:40 I had a friend's girlfriend say she had seen my penis the second most of any penis in her life Wow I think I've seen your penis the second most of any penis in my life And I've been on teams a lot of teams. I think for me, it's probably about 200 people have seen my penis Yep, I streaked in college one time. Oh, yeah Locker rooms I think of streaking. Yep I've got brothers Thinking of all the sleepovers we had at your house growing up All the bros every dude in my fantasy league a lot of people have seen our penis you've seen
Starting point is 00:18:19 All the time fantasy Lee has seen each other. I walked in naked this famously There's like one or two guys in the league whose weenies I haven't seen. And I'm like, I'd like to see those. But they're more reserved guys. So I feel like, but I want to see their weenies. I mean, famously, none of us have seen Joe's fat hog. I just believe it.
Starting point is 00:18:40 That's an ultimate testament to my faith. What was a bigger gaffe in the VP debate? Vance with the dogs or Waltz in Tiananmen Square? Wait, Waltz? Vance, what did Vance say with the dogs? He basically acknowledged that he had made up the story about the Haitians eating dogs, just to generate interest. I think Waltz, Tiananmen Square.
Starting point is 00:19:00 What did he mess up about Tiananmen Square? He said he was there. Hilarious. He wasn't. Well, and he was there, and then his, they're like, what do you say to your statement that you were at Tiananmen Square? And he's like, he gives his whole life story, and they're like, that wasn't the question. He's like, you like froze froze amazing yeah his eyes were pretty
Starting point is 00:19:26 insane that whole time it looks like it was the cocaine that JT used to sell back in the day did you saw him never stepped on always clean did your grade do you saw him some waltz yeah I did I did I gotta honest. Here's the thing. I'm on coke. I'm jazzed up right now. I registered for the LA Marathon. Oh dude I saw that. That's so cool. Yeah. Dude and you just ran, what did you just run a half? A 10k. Dude. I'm a marathon guy now. I love it bro. I love it. I'm starting training today. I have an app run with how How I was gonna teach me how to train this is cool. I think I'm doing six miles today Damn, is that day one? Like are you on day one and it's going run six miles day one. He
Starting point is 00:20:19 There was a plan where he's like he's like this plan for like, you'd never run a marathon before. It was like the beginner novice one. And it started with like 1.5 miles. I'm like, I'm waiting. Yeah, so now I'm doing the intermediate plan. Yeah, that sounds right. Did you beat your brother in the Nolens run? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:38 Let's go. What was your time? And now what? Dude, I don't even know. I don't really keep track of it. So your brother kind of jet-setted you on this course. He saw in you a runner and he was like, I'm gonna get you in this thing
Starting point is 00:20:49 and now you're off and running. Yeah, he saw it. I've always known I would love, I just need to actually start doing it but I just love stuff like that type two fun, especially with something like a marathon. The feeling you get after, I think it's the best feeling in the world. You did a lot. Even for like a 6K or like a marathon, the feeling you get after, I think it's the best feeling in the world.
Starting point is 00:21:07 Even for like a 6K or like a 10K afterwards, you just like, yeah, I did that. It is a great feeling, yeah. People are cheering you on. It's cool. Yeah. You did a tough mudder. I did a tough mudder, that was tough.
Starting point is 00:21:18 Yeah, with Bertolina. Dude, that kicked my ass, man. I literally limped across the finish line. There was a last obstacle where you like run up this half pipe, like pull yourself up. I could not do that. I could not generate the power. I couldn't do that cosmetic work done that week wait, no, you got your didn't you get like Your teeth pulled or something. Yeah, you're like a yeah, it's not cosmetic. You're like a fucking root canal. Yep Wait, so how'd Bertolina do amazing dude? I'm so impressed with his with the way he was out there
Starting point is 00:21:46 He's like ten years older than me did the guy Was an absolute tank. He like put me on his back carried me up this hill It was unreal. He was a beast. He's a beast. You should beat him dude I know I thought it was like I was training a little bit for it and It was a 15k, but it's like hilly and there's moments where like you're literally walking. That's a lot. It was a lot dude. Obstacle course? Bro and it was super fucking hilly plus an obstacle course it was insane it took like three hours. That's crazy. Yeah it took like maybe no
Starting point is 00:22:18 maybe took longer. Like not much training? Dude the only training I got up to was like I was doing two and a half miles a day. I remember seeing you after, yeah, your legs were kind of muffed up, huh? Dude, yeah, I was all, yeah. And, but it was like really rewarding to finish. But Bertolina was a beast, bro. He did all the, he did like the electrocution obstacles. I'm like, I'm not doing that shit, though.
Starting point is 00:22:38 No chance. And the upper body stuff was tough. Like there's American Ninja Warrior stuff that you do. Yeah. And I couldn't get through those, but across the finish line, baby. I think the thing about marathons, I think it's cool. Like you get to run through all of LA.
Starting point is 00:22:54 You could do New York, run through all of New York. I guess New York and Boston are like really hard to get into. You have to like qualify. There's Disney World one though. I've done a Disney. I've done a Disneyland 10K. Which is pretty cool.
Starting point is 00:23:06 You did that? Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's sold out, I wanna do it. Yeah, dank ass wife and I did it. And I famously got my ass kicked. This was probably years ago, maybe seven years ago. By who? Everyone, I literally had to walk.
Starting point is 00:23:17 I had hubris back then, I was like, I do valet, I don't need a train, I run all the time. You need a coach. I do, dude, I do need a coach. Cause in high school, you would have dominated that thing., I do need a coach because in high school you would have you would have dominated that thing because there was just a lot of guys yelling at you. Yes. Yeah. I need yeah I need a kick in the ass. You're a D1 athlete. Former. You had a 35 inch vertical leap at 6'3". Wow. Did you really?
Starting point is 00:23:39 Yeah. Damn. Dude I used to have some bounce dude but now. Quick too. Quick jump. Like you get up faster than the other guys Yeah, volleyball. That's why I could beat them to the spot. Do volleyball players lift they do but they all have like no muscle it's funny like you look at like the Olympic Beach volleyball players are all kind of like sinewy and like it's like they need to be agile and torque Yeah, except for j-dubs Jordan Walker was a big boy. Jordan Walker was a beast, dude Yeah, he had he could like he was a guy who just kinda was able to pick up a ball
Starting point is 00:24:07 and just be instantly good at something. He just kinda had that. Did he have that dog in him, though? He didn't really have the dog. He was very good. I think that's what's, there's guys like that who are naturally gifted at sports and are good. They're like floors way higher than anyone else.
Starting point is 00:24:23 And so then they're like, they can kind of rest back and chill like I don't need to practice that hard. That's what's cool when you watch like Trent Williams, the O lineman from the Niners, he's like the biggest strongest dude, but he's also real mean and nasty. So it's like when you come, it's so rarely gets put in the same human being, but when it does, you're like, that's the apex. It is like Shaq would have that on the court. Like Shaq was mean on the court court Yeah, he liked to dominate. Yeah, like he loved that and then off the court. He was shacks the bed I love shack, but like uh, yeah, he was the biggest guy strongest guy and very mean and punishing dude We should go see dj diesel
Starting point is 00:24:55 Would be fun. He seems like a good time. Yeah I uh the um There's some good games on this weekend football was tremendous. I mean it was tough for you I'm sure, but Cowboy Steelers was a good game. That was brutal. I mean dude like going into that last drive once they got into the red zone I was like just let them score and give us a chance to get the ball back. But then we almost had a goal line stand. Like the guy, he literally flew in dude.
Starting point is 00:25:23 I couldn't stop laughing at that replay. He's like this. I've never seen that accurate of a tackle. Like to hit the ball at that speed, going in both directions, it was phenomenal. It was unreal. I was texting the thread, I was like, that was like one of those joke tackles
Starting point is 00:25:38 from like an Oliver Stone movie where you're like, that's not real. Or like Varsity Blues where guys like come down at an angle, like they got dropped out of a helicopter, they sack the quarterback. And you hear like a Jaguar like Yeah, like it was literally like that and it was explosive dude and the ball was on the deck, but I mean bro Honestly, dude, I think you just got to do the defensive stand because JT How many yards of offense did you guys have we did bad?
Starting point is 00:26:02 I think fields only had like 45 yards passing in the first half. It's like they ain't moving the ball if they get it back. And they had Pickens on the bench most of the time. I think Tomlin said it was to increase his productivity, but that's one of those things that just seems false. I think he was teaching him a lesson. I think Pickens has been making too much noise
Starting point is 00:26:22 as wide receivers are prone to do. So he was like. He was putting on his thing? Yeah, open all the fucking time. Very annoying. Yeah, and he's not playing good enough for that energy, but it's hard to tell if it's his fault or just like the limitations of the offense.
Starting point is 00:26:35 How do you feel about Fields? I like him, but it was rough when the backup came in and immediately drilled a 19 yard pass. Oh wow. And then got pulled out. Oh, he came in, oh, cause he almost had a concussion. Yeah, I did honestly, I thought he did have a concussion too. People aren't talking about it
Starting point is 00:26:54 cause the Allen one is more egregious. Oh dude, yeah. It looked like Fields got pretty banged up. What's the Allen one? He fricking hit his head on the deck so hard. And Josh Allen hit his head. Oh, I see it Allen got tackled rolling out and literally whacked his head on the floor. And yeah bro, he was fully concussed like fucking. Did he keep playing?
Starting point is 00:27:15 Yeah. Yeah, they said it was an ankle. Yeah. It's like funny because it's so, so lied. The Raiders game was rough. My girlfriend is a Raiders fan. Oh, the Raiders are a dumpster fire. It's really bad.
Starting point is 00:27:35 It was, that game was. Oh man. They just shut down. It was tough to watch. And that was horny that day. Ooh So I was depending on the Raiders to you know, kind of help set the mood. Yeah, they didn't I had to order from sugarfish You get some sushi to save it's a good move. Yeah Yeah, it's tough when you rely on like
Starting point is 00:28:03 Live sporting events or a good concert and it doesn't pull through for you. You gotta make moves like that. And sushi's probably the go-to. Yeah, like I'm not a big sports better, but I'm a big sports boner. And you know, my girlfriend loves the Raiders, so I'm like, you know, if the Raiders win,
Starting point is 00:28:19 like I'm kinda like, I'm like, if the Raiders win, I'm looking at a serious chance of doggy. And then they just crap the bed and I'm like, I called the owner, I was like, Mark, you fucking suck. You know? He just blue balled me. You bowl cut dick weed. Yeah, if the Steelers lose,
Starting point is 00:28:41 the best I can muster is get head. Yeah, if the Steelers lose, like the best I can muster is like, get head. Yeah. Dude, that's all. Yeah, it's such a bummer because like, I know my girl wants me to bring it and just take her to O-Town and, you know, stay there for a while. But yeah, I just I was too bummed out. So I just posted up and just got my rig worked on a little bit. Damn. So it affects you that way. Yeah, damn. So she'll she'll be like
Starting point is 00:29:09 She'll be ready to go and like really set in the mood. She'll have the lingerie on the handcuffs already, you know worked behind the bed frame and I'm like, sorry for all the prep time, but I Think we're looking at some Joseph right now. Justin Fields only drew. I'm like I'll still make it worth your while but I'm not gonna be able to just like you know, give you the pound plus the rub. Yeah. Yeah. So then she just is like alright fine, just sloppy.
Starting point is 00:29:37 Dude you know what's crazy? Is I had the opposite thing happen. Oh really? Where the Raiders lost and she's like, I just don't have it in me. And so she was like, you can, you know, you can munch box and I was like, sure. Nice.
Starting point is 00:29:57 So I just, you know, a couple hours in the pocket. Yeah. Are you jaw alright? What's up? You jaw good? Dude, I've been training. Nice. I don't just train my legs.
Starting point is 00:30:12 I train my jaw. Smart. Is there an app? Like Jason Statham. Do you have an app for that? Dude, I should make an app for that. You should make an app for that. I should make an app.
Starting point is 00:30:23 I should be the Hal of darting Yeah, you know dart with dart with Strider. You're the dart guy. I think I'm gonna be the Getting sloppy guy. Oh, I like that So like do your tongue dart I'm gonna teach dudes which face to make when getting head. Oh, that's freaking chill. Let's see it. Yeah. Alright. Dude, that's a good a butthole right now. Dude. Dude, he just fell asleep.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Did you just got put to sleep? Dude, that was the best I've ever seen a bro get head. Did he really took it? Yeah, that's freaking good at that. I try not to make noise, you know, because like, yeah, some people are like. Autistic. Yeah. Dude, if we're gonna categorize ourselves, I guess I'm the guy who tries really hard to give it with less than average cock.
Starting point is 00:31:54 That's a good way to be. I'm trying. I'm trying. I'm trying. Give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second, give me a second. You're deeper. This is as deep as I can go. I told you that request hurts my feelings. Dude, that's really funny.
Starting point is 00:32:21 That's a big, that's all of us. For sure. I'm trying. Trying? No, that's all of us. For sure. I'm trying. No, that's the best I got. It's the best I got. It's not changing. Just adjust, tap, figure it out. How do you think Coach Odegaard or whatever. Ogeron?
Starting point is 00:32:40 Ogeron takes down. Oh, that's good right there. Okay, hey, cameras off, cameras off. I'm getting hit. Turn the cameras off. All right, good, good, keep going, keep going. No, I don't need to finish. We gonna do OTH later.
Starting point is 00:32:55 All right, good, good, good. That's nice, yeah. Should we do a call? Hell yeah. Yeah. That goes without saying. We gotta talk about Joker Afua Dwayne or whatever you call it.
Starting point is 00:33:13 Afoali Doo. Who is this? Joker Two. Oh dude, I'm over the Joker, bro. It's getting trashed. Yeah, shit. Joker One wasn't even good. Good call. It's a musical. It's a shit. Joker 1 wasn't even good. Good call.
Starting point is 00:33:25 It's a musical. It's a musical. Tim Dillon's in it. I saw that. Joker 2's a musical? I kinda like that. That's a bold choice, I like that, but yeah, it's not. I'm over the Joker, dude.
Starting point is 00:33:38 I'm done with dudes, I think I've said this before, dudes who are too into the Joker, I'm out, dude. Yeah, I kinda, could be totally off here. I feel like Todd Phillips with the first Joker was like, all right, I got to do like sort of a comic book of Jason movie, but I really want to make like Taxi Driver or like King of New York, both Scorsese movies about like alienated loners who go kind of psychotic
Starting point is 00:34:01 trying to seek status. And then with this one, I think Scorsese did a really weird documentary in the, or not documentary, musical in the 70s called New York, New York. And so I think he's like, all right, so I'll do that one with this one. Like he's just going through.
Starting point is 00:34:16 It's derivative, dude. A little bit. I think he's doing like Scorsese movies and like that he did an odd genre and then he's kind of chasing that Overall his catalogs sick. Um, he was a cab driver on Taxi Cab Confessions Was he really? Yeah, and his stuff is incredible. Really?
Starting point is 00:34:33 Yeah, he's got like the coolest career and But I'm bummed cuz He wanted to do a Hulk Hogan movie with Chris Hemsworth, which would have been so sick. But I guess he's not getting the financing, so he just did the Joker movie again. But that's the one I really want to watch. Is the Vince McMahon documentary good or no?
Starting point is 00:34:57 It's tough for me because I've seen, it's like kind of a greatest hits, and I've watched our documentaries about every 10 minute segment. So I think if you're a hardcore WWF and like Vince McMahon fan, it's not the best but if you don't know much about it, it's it's good I've been I've been going through the whole because it's spooky season. I've been going through the whole Platinum Dunes Catalog it's Brad Fuller production companies. Oh nice. Yeah. Yeah, it's been fun We did a Hamityville Horror,
Starting point is 00:35:26 all the purges, did the Unborn last night. Dude. It's been fun. I've only seen the first purge, how's the Grillo one? So good. He's in two. You know, I was texting Brad, I watched Election Year first, which is the third, and I was like, I think Election Year is my favorite. But then I watched the second one with Grillo. I mean, I think that one takes the cake. He's just, he's the man. He's a great actor. I love Grillo, dude.
Starting point is 00:35:54 He's in Tulsa King now, and all the homies are watching that. Oh really? They sly, people say it's great. They sly. Dude. I've watched part of that. I didn't really get far in it,
Starting point is 00:36:04 but I did like what I saw, it just didn't hold my attention. Is it basically like a Yellowstone? But what is he where's Tulsa, Oklahoma? It's like a city Yellowstone Yeah, I think so. He's like a mob boss who is relocated to like Oklahoma City It's an open town There's no established organized crime there. So he can come in and just be like, Hey, you're paying 20% for protection. We need a casino. Oh dude.
Starting point is 00:36:31 The Penguin show. Have you guys seen that? I haven't seen it yet. I watched the first episode. I liked it. What am I watching? I've been watching. I watched a perfect family.
Starting point is 00:36:39 Don't know what's the whole Kidman one. Oh, perfect couple. Perfect couple rather. How's that? Yeah. It's trashy fun. I Nicole Kidman one. Oh, Perfect Couple? Oh, Perfect Couple rather. How's that? Yeah, it's trashy fun. I'm watching Bad Monkey. It's really fun with Vince Vaughn.
Starting point is 00:36:51 Oh. I like it a lot. You know, watch how annoying I am right here. I read the book. Oh, dude. Whoa. But here's the- Dude, I want to wrestle you right now for saying that. Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Holy shit, dude. It was good, dare I say. Better than the show. The show's good. Here's the real question. Classical JT. One of the guys who says the book was better. Classic dude.
Starting point is 00:37:20 Here's the real question. Did you get dumb during it? During reading the book? Yeah, I'm one of those rare birds, dude. The whole thing? The whole time? That's probably the only reason you think it was better. Yeah, that's true.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Cause it's tough to get blown for eight up, nine episodes straight. That's like seven hours of content, dude. Well, it took me a month and a half to read the book. Shit, dude. Wow. You last a while. That's tantric.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Just throat gutting the whole time. Fuck dude. Wait, you were? Yeah. Whoa. Dude, what'd you eat? How'd you drink water? What'd you do?
Starting point is 00:37:57 I put the book on a guy's belly. Oh, smart. And then I just domed his ass while I read it. Wow. Good call. That's awesome, dude. Shows good. V-Vaughn. Vaughn.
Starting point is 00:38:09 Love Vince Vaughn. Michelle Monahan. It just doesn't sound as nuanced. Damn. No, I heard they really capture, they really capture its authentic re-imagination of it. The spirit? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:38:28 Damn, dude. Do we have no calls? Well, the two guys I had lined up. They hung up? It's going to voicemail. Let's try it. Dude. Shit.
Starting point is 00:38:39 Do you guys leave voicemails anymore? No. Rarely. I just trust that my boys saw that I called it. Or I'll call my mom, I don't really leave a voicemail. Yeah. Did you guys see this thing on TikTok? That's embarrassing.
Starting point is 00:38:52 My girlfriend was listening, she corrected me. Love that. She's listening. I love that she did. She goes, it's King of Comedy, not King of New York. What's King of Comedy? The Scorsese movie I was referencing. Nice, dude.
Starting point is 00:39:04 What'd she think about all the uh. I just asked her, I was like was the head stuff too much. Hilarious, hilarious. I guess it didn't bug her that much cause all she did was correct me on the Scorsese thing. She's cool. That's amazing. Hilarious.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Yep. How are the little ones? Aw man they're the best. They're so cute. They are cute dude. And they run around, they walk're the best. They're so cute. They are cute, dude. And they run around, they walk all fast, dude. It's so cute. They're very smiley little ones.
Starting point is 00:39:31 Yeah, it's been fun rehearsing the pitch, seeing the little ones when we hang. Yeah, I love when you guys see them. I love it. It's always sad when they're napping. They usually come out of their nap right when we're leaving. Yeah. It's super cute.
Starting point is 00:39:43 Yeah, they're great. They're good little dudes. Funny, cute. Yeah, they're great. They're good little dudes. Funny, dude. I had a good joke. Dude, when you get a joke that hits with a kid, dude, where I would pick up your son's volleyball and then I would just poke the volleyball
Starting point is 00:39:57 and he'd go, ha ha ha. I was like, thank you. Dude, yeah. All right. Makes me feel very good. I poked your son's stomach as we were leaving and he gave me a big laugh. I was like, that's my cue.
Starting point is 00:40:08 That was my cue. They're good lappers. So cute, dude. I'll take him to my gym. And at the end, they go, all right, it's independent time. And they play this song from Barbie. What was I made for? Which is beautiful.
Starting point is 00:40:22 Beautiful song. And we all the parents, would just go to the perimeter and just ball our eyes out. Really? Mm-hmm. And then, dude, it's cool, they're starting to fight now too. Oh really?
Starting point is 00:40:33 I don't mind that. Yeah, you know, that's life, bro. My daughter's aggressive. Get it, let's go. The gremlin. Is she slightly older? Who came out first? We're not gonna tell them. Okay, I respect that. Okay, I respect that. The gremlin. Is she slightly older? Who came out first? We're not gonna tell them.
Starting point is 00:40:46 Okay, I respect that. Okay, I respect that. I will see how long that lasts. I'm so bad at keeping information out from open. Yeah, I'm bad at surprises. Are you good at surprises? I'm very bad at surprises. No.
Starting point is 00:40:59 Well, I try to surprise my dank wife with a beach day, but it's also tough. I'm like, I want her to have her stuff. But yeah, like pack a bikini, do this. We're gonna get lunch here. She's like, where are we going? I was like the beach. Yeah, it's tough.
Starting point is 00:41:13 I don't know if it'll surprise you. Let's do it. My girlfriend says, soon to be wife. Dank. Dude, we were in Montana for some family stuff and we went to, we were in Billings. Did you all go? Yeah, and we were in Billings and um Everyone from Bozeman where my dad lives talk shit on Billings. It's hilarious. Like we were there
Starting point is 00:41:32 I was like, this is nice town and all the bosom people were like, it's a shithole They all look down on it, which is really but do we went into a ring store trying to get her finger measured and seen like what style she wanted the ring store had been there for since 1937 and it had been passed down through the family. So it was like the great grandsons, but he wasn't there. So the grandpa was there. And he said he had married four generations of families out of that store.
Starting point is 00:41:56 Wow. It's pretty cool. I love that. That's very cool. Good to get the ring measured in person. When I bought my dank ass wife's ring, it was during COVID, and I bought this little measurement thing on Google
Starting point is 00:42:09 and printed it out and put it around her finger. And I was like, oh yeah, great. You're like a size seven or whatever. So you- Way off. Wait, so you like asked her what her ring size was? Mm-hmm. Yeah, I was like, what's your ring size? You know, picked up a ring, how big is that?
Starting point is 00:42:23 And she buys a bunch of different rings. I was like, you don't know? She was like, a million rings. I'm like, all right your ring size? You know, picked up a ring. How big is that? And she buys a bunch of different rings. I was like, you don't know. She's like a million rings. All right, let's just do this. So. And I was way off and had to get it resized. Luckily, they gave you a good complimentary one time resizing. And then we nailed it.
Starting point is 00:42:36 Oh, man, it's sick. What kind of is that your main is that your? No, this is just one that I wear because it's like, it's funny. I messed up on my size, too. So I have to get mine resized. But this is just like a I wear because it's funny, I messed up on my size too, so I have to get mine resized. But this is just a throwaway rubber one that Ferraro recommended, it's good for like. Yeah, dudes don't wear the metals ones
Starting point is 00:42:55 because you can rip your finger when you're doing stuff. So this is the new go-to. And you want it easy to put on, but hard to pull off. So this one feels. Feels nice. What color is yours? It's uh, like silver It's technically platinum. What up? That's what I'm gonna do. I think platinum and titanium look the best I don't like the way gold looks on my finger. No, it's a specific general
Starting point is 00:43:15 Yeah, it's a specific skin tone that I think gold isn't it looks very nice on but I agree. It's not my skin tone. So Yeah, that's the move. And I also have sensitive skin, so the finer metals feel better. Guys. Sorry, before we take this next call, I would just like to point out that, JT, have you ever been fed pics during a live draft
Starting point is 00:43:39 since your lady watches? Whoa. Let's clear the air now. Let's clear the air now. Wow. Holy guacamole. Now this could merit a penalty. This could be a penalty dude. He just admitted that she does watch and she texts him live. Has there ever been a live text of a pic? Whoa. First of all, I don't have to answer this. If you follow the letter, you go ahead. No, no, I'm gonna hear.
Starting point is 00:44:06 Let's go. No, you go. No, no, no. If you have to say that, then he caught you. No, that's not what I'm saying at all. Cause look, if you look at court proceedings, you are never, it is never mandatory. It is never in habitually enforced. It is never rule. It is never habitually enforced.
Starting point is 00:44:25 It is never rule that one has to testify against their own spouse. You're protected by the law as a couple. It's a- Why can't you just say no? The Fifth Amendment. Because if I say no, then I'm justifying the question. And the question is the issue. It sounds like some lawyer talk.
Starting point is 00:44:42 This is a very- I'm guilty, but I'm just gonna find a way to... Yeah. Well, look, if I have to protect our institution of drafting and of the sanctity of the pick, well, then I have to do that. See, because I could ask you easy... But that's... The opposite argument I made the other time.
Starting point is 00:44:57 Yeah. Amazing, dude. Yeah, JT's gonna call Schmoll attorney eggs out, dude. Let's get Aaron on the horn, dude. Yeah, JT's gotta call a schmoll attorney ASAP. And I'm not gonna drag someone else into my situation. Look, I am culpable, I am responsible for what happens to me when I am in the drafter's chair.
Starting point is 00:45:16 Alright, my wife, my wife? Where's my wife? Has complete immunity and I will not have her name besmirched by the likes of you, you or you. She's not up for punishment here. Here's the thing, you are. Look, if you want to get into a character debate, stick with me. My wife is way out of your league.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Let me ask you this question, hypothetical question here. Do you think it's fair from any third party not saying your wife, not saying anyone during the draft is it proper etiquette and okay to get a text message saying hey I think you should take this pick or this would be a good move or hey what about this movie that you thought of or no one's thought of this from any source only the draft I I can't speak to that but if it were to happen I think the only time it should be allowed is if it is my wife for everyone. Oh, so I could technically text your dank wife and say, hey.
Starting point is 00:46:13 I disagree with this. I don't think this should now be a rule. No, no, no, we shouldn't do that. No one should be allowed to get anything. Let's think about that. And let's also think about this. Jake, in the initial episode where this became an issue, you said that Stokers were saying that I was getting fed answers.
Starting point is 00:46:33 Was that actually the case? No, that wasn't actually the case. I made it up because I saw you texting your lady. So based off of that, we can then reasonably surmise that you have a vendetta against my drafts. And that is the issue. I don't have a vendetta.
Starting point is 00:46:49 I saw an uneven playing field. It was two versus the rest of the ones. So I just called it out as like someone in chat said it because you guys couldn't see chat. But really it was me because I saw it with my plain eyes. You know what? If loving my wife is a crime, if it's a punishable crime, give me the boot. Do it! I'll go down loving my wife. Being a free man
Starting point is 00:47:12 who loves his wife. I mean all this talk is just nonsense. Yes. The fact of the matter is there's an asterisk next to your name now. Big time. On my fourth place finish? Yes. There's an asterisk next to your fourth place finish. No, every draft that's been done in this room. We could potentially have the same issue now. We don't know Yeah, because oh no, let's let's turn over this rock cuz cuz guess what I'm in the rock-turning business I hope you guys come for me and I will turn over Henceforth on you you could turn over any rock on me and it's fine. Okay, so when you talked to Bertolina before the Halloween, before the holiday draft, and found out on background research
Starting point is 00:47:53 that Aaron loved the movie Halloween, even though you know in your heart of hearts that is not a holiday movie. When you picked that, that was based off secondary information, not through your own taste, not through your own selection, and you did it fed by someone else. Through my own research, I went out and, the relationships I made with Bertolino,
Starting point is 00:48:14 who's a very dank guy, very easy relationship to make with a man. All those rounds of golf. And made. All those conversations. And what happens on the golf course, you know this, that's where this country is built. It's built on the links, on the T-box. So you're telling me, I'm telling you right now that I went out there, I got that information, sure,
Starting point is 00:48:32 but when it came time to draft, when we fired up the fucking pod and when the cameras were hot and Jake said, baby, let's roll, I didn't text anyone. I put the phone face fucking down. All right, so we're putting a ban on text during the draft. You can text. I agree.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Because Chad's got to cut it out. You can text your wife, I love you. He's been texting during the draft. Smooch, smooch, smooch. That's what we're talking about. You can text smooch, smooch, smooch. I haven't been texting. All right, well then we're clear.
Starting point is 00:48:57 You're all good. Check your doggie cam. Why are you coming? Dude, I'm the cleanest drafter here. I don't consult anyone. You consult chat. Chat GPT. Chat GPT. AI. You consult AI. I asked for lists. Which is funny. I don't consult anyone. You should consult ChatGBT. ChatGBT. ChatGBT.
Starting point is 00:49:05 AI, you consult AI. I asked for LIS. Which is funny. Which is not dissimilar to Googling LIS. No. Well now we're into a bigger thing now. I'll tell you right now. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:49:14 I'm glad you said that. It's lame. I'm glad you said that. It's lame. ChatGBT, what does ChatGBT consult? The internet. Well is ChatGBT a person? No. So you think robots aren't people? That's gonna come back to bite you. Yeah. That's gonna come back to bite you. And I mean
Starting point is 00:49:32 under I think it's amendment 18 corporations are technically people in legal situations. Yes. So then extrapolating their entities that chat GBT belongs to open AI you are in fact getting help from legally a person. But here's the thing. Let me ask you this, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Have you guys ever Googled a list before a draft? Yes. So you're-
Starting point is 00:49:54 I've never ever. But then typically I go to an article written by a human. I've never ever. So you're technically getting help from Rolling Stone. Are you not? Yes, yes, yes I am. I have, I have to admit, I have. Now let me go back to this.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Why do you use chat GBT? Because it's a search engine. Right. Yeah. Or is it also, my friend? I tried. Let's ask.
Starting point is 00:50:23 We should make a rule where, this is just my own opinion, that you can use a sheet of paper. You write down your list, you can do all the amount of pre-draft looking and checking it out research. Then once you get in, you have one list on paper. I think that might be the fairest play can
Starting point is 00:50:45 I check my doggy cam I think you can as long as that's a performance enhancer hey can I take a quick call real quick sorry for real yep oh really I might maybe a roll so let me see I think there should be a fair playing field across the board. That's it. That's the only thing I want is a fair playing field. However, that is possible. We should do it because I think- Can't do it.
Starting point is 00:51:19 I love it. Even though everyone is tied at eight wins on the drafts across the board. No one's had a huge advantage. But I think getting secondary info is a little, especially when your wife is very, very smart with movies. Thank you. You know, she knows her shit on that. So. Yeah, she does. If you have, you know.
Starting point is 00:51:44 Yeah, she does. does yeah I don't know I think it's a little uh she's special listen I don't think my wife's different than chat GBT I mean in so far as that they're radically different but in terms of the assistance that they provide during the draft. But you Google this. Here's the thing. You Google this. You Google during the draft. I've seen you Google during the draft.
Starting point is 00:52:10 I do. You cannot. I've Googled during the draft. Are you serious? That's a huge confession. That's like Legally Blonde when like freaking Linda Cardellini comes out and says, I killed him, I killed him. You just got, you just drew a cheap.
Starting point is 00:52:19 That was Linda Cardellini? Yeah, that was Linda Cardellini, the girl with the perm. She's a great actress. Great actress, phenomenal actress. Underrated. Yeah, and you know what? the girl with the perm. She's a great actress. Great actress, phenomenal actress. Underrated. Yeah. And you know what? You just came out, you're a great lawyer right there.
Starting point is 00:52:30 You just got a huge confession out of the parster. A huge confession out of the parster? Oh yeah. What? Oh yeah. No. You can't Google during the draft. Can I tell you something?
Starting point is 00:52:42 You have nuts in your mouth. Can I tell you something? I can't understand you. You're gurgling sack. I Google during the draft. You do too? I have. That's the thing. It's like, it's all, we're all guilty of something. And that's the thing I really want to get underneath. Like, why do we want to punish people so much? Because you're guilty. No, but am I guilty really? Yes. No. I mean, talking like a guilty man. I always sound guilty even when I'm innocent because I'm so hard on myself. But here's the thing, these stokers, they really want to throw stones. They really want to hurt someone. Yeah. Now why are they so
Starting point is 00:53:15 Orwellian in their definition of stoke? Oh. Why does it always have to be stoke this way? Why can there not be emotional outburst? Why can there not be flagrant dismissal of arbitrary rule? Why can there not be a place for raw human emotion inside the Stoke universe? I mean, I feel like I'm in a brand new world, and if they could have medicated good times, they would take that over the truth. Wow. Let me tell you one. You sound like a politician. Yep. I got to tell you.
Starting point is 00:53:44 Well, I mean, I got to tell you. Well, I mean, I have to defend myself. I've been put in a position where my character is being impugned and where I have to speak powerfully or I'll be overrun by consensus. There is a consensus that lacks humanity. But even the Greeks themselves, absolute free will, which sounds like what you're arguing for, and absolute freedom and total liberty is bad because you know what? There's a part of human nature in us and I gotta say, I'm a benevolent guy. I think
Starting point is 00:54:10 that we do all seek to achieve stoke and peace and benevolence, I'll say it again, and dankness, but there's naughty little things out there. And sometimes people want too much liberty, too much this, too much that, we have to share. Therefore we have to have rules. So there has to be rules. I believe in the rules. You have to abide by the rules. I believe that.
Starting point is 00:54:31 Order. So I don't think they're necessarily looking for medicated or prescribed stoke. Yes they are. But they do want it to have some sort of boundary. They have a history. Bobby Lee, Alec Flynn, Robbie Hoffman. When people come in.
Starting point is 00:54:49 That aren't, that don't fit the vibe. When people come in with bravado, with self-confidence. When they color outside the lines in moments, they wanna push them back in the box. Okay, see, I like that. I think we should always be pushing forward and looking for new legislation, if you will, and new avenues of stoke.
Starting point is 00:55:06 It is the duty of the artist, which is my deeper duty, to provoke. Absolutely. You never want art that's fine. And here's the other thing. Here's the other thing. Did my move of me going aggro on Sly affect the outcome? It threw me.
Starting point is 00:55:37 It made me forget to pick John Claude Van Damme. So yes. I don't like that. And you don't like that. You're better than that. I should have been better though. Just to quote Sly in Rocky Don't blame him or her. Okay, you didn't get what was yours Here's the thing if you believe that then why did you make the move? Yeah If you really knew
Starting point is 00:56:01 That bashing still known before being picked wouldn't affect the outcome. Why did you make the move? Yeah. That's fucking smart, dude. Why did I make the move? A great call to ask the question back when you have no answer. No, because I think I do have an answer, but I've already spent an inordinate amount of time speaking to my own motivations.'s still not being received there's still a level of
Starting point is 00:56:28 skepticism and and a desire to punish and so I really want to get to the root of why you guys think I did it. One why because you know what because we hold you to such high and such high character and when you when you did that when you went against your personality of a guy who is ultimate Stoke Lord, ultimate dank dude, and then you do something like that, you're doing exactly what the Stoke Lord did. We couldn't believe it.
Starting point is 00:56:54 I felt it was like- You could see it on your face. Yeah, you see my face. It was like watching my best bro upper deck my toilet. You upper deck the draft. You upper deck the draft. You upper decked us. You see what you guys are doing right now? You're trying to trap me. You're trying to confine me to a box of rule and of,
Starting point is 00:57:15 which is really a box of subservience. See, you guys don't want free expression. You want comfortable expression. We want free expression after the pick. If I come in, let's say we're drafting best presidents of all time. And I'm like, whoever picks Abraham Lincoln is a fucking dork. But look at the joy. It does, it does. It does look joy, but in this hypothetical, okay, I'm gonna start doing this. Yeah, do it, do it.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Feel the dark side. Let's do a quick round-off. The owner picks George Washington, he was a slave owner, okay? So, nice pick, racist. It's a good point. Now pick George Washington. I'm gonna go with, well, it sucks now, but I'm gonna go with George Washington. See how it feels? I'm gonna go with a Well sucks now, but I'm gonna go with George Washington. Yeah feels but look
Starting point is 00:58:09 You've been liberated You know guys it goes back to they say that's a free man right there Just saying we can learn every lesson we would ever need to learn about life in kindergarten. I really did it for Chad keep going I did it for you You know when we happen we take actions like this and in JT, like you said, it isn't fair for us to put you in this box or hold you up on this pedestal because you're human. No one's perfect. You know, we're all going to make decisions and we're all going to mess up. But if you would have done something in the draft that was benevolent instead of malevolent
Starting point is 00:58:41 and you would have gotten us stoked in a new way, I think we would have been celebrating you just as much as I don't want to be celebrated that's fine but you also don't want to be denigrated do you look there is a price to pay for freedom yes and that price is to be misunderstood I agree with that. And I did it for Chad. I think I did it for you. There's only three people in this universe that I live in service of. I do not give my feel to you away easily. Do you know that? And I will do anything. I will do anything for those three people. I think this is the reason I brought it up was not to, you know, I didn't want to bring
Starting point is 00:59:27 you down. I just wanted to make sure the rules were clear going forward. The past is whatever. Let's just set the set the thing today. Is it allowed for third parties to text in live? No. During the draft? During the draft.
Starting point is 00:59:41 No. But this is a dangerous precedent. We're setting parameters during the draft. We have never, this is a dangerous precedent. We're setting Parameters during the draft. We have never set parameters. This has always been it's funny. Everyone's like you violated the rules It's always been unspoken. That's why we have to make the rules We've barely ever even defined what fits within the genre that we're drafting or what fits within the picks It's like dancing. It's like dancing. Sure. There's no rules, but there's an unspoken It's like dancing. It's like dancing. Sure, there's no rules. But there's an unspoken bubble of comfortability. Of, we're gonna dance this close together. It's unspoken, but it's understood.
Starting point is 01:00:11 And you, you, in the middle of a dance, you put your thumb in my ass. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. Okay. I'll agree with that. We can talk about rules. Yep. But you know what? I don't think we should have rules. I think if someone makes a move that's clearly below belt, he should be tarred and feathered as you have been. Yeah. Yes. Yes. And you know what I think? The community has spoken. I don't like
Starting point is 01:00:41 it being framed as a tar and feathering. I do not like it being framed that way Literally, I prefer I've been I've been thrown into the Coliseum into the gladiatorial Expect it. I'm hey, I'll take on all comers I'm sure you guys have seen me in the comments on reddit on YouTube on Instagram across three platforms I've seen it all yeah, he's been a platform watching your kids while watching my children. I've seen it all. Yeah, he's been out there. Three platforms. Watching your kids. While watching my children. I've been duking it out. I've set my priorities in place. I came home to my wife that I love and she actually said, forget about the kids, do compaths. I know for a fact what you said, no dome tonight, honey. I said, I don't have time. And she said, please,
Starting point is 01:01:22 come on. And I said, I can't. And she said, you're right. Go battle. And that's what I've been doing. I love it. And you know, I look, I never wanted it. I never wanted to come after you guys. But in battling them, they speak for you. You weaponize them against me.
Starting point is 01:01:44 Here's the thing. you can't wash your hands of this Chadwick your hands are all over this thing no your hands are not on this did I mess writer you just did the thing here's the thing here's the thing I just weapon for him I saw cream jeans defending you heavily cream jeans is a real one. Did you DM him saying defend me? Never. Did you leverage your power?
Starting point is 01:02:09 Never. As a drafter? No, if anything, actually, check, check, hey, check the, check my, I will, I will, I will subpoena my DMs. And you will see every time I spoke to someone, it was me talking shit to a stranger. I have not said one nice thing To anyone except at the end of an argument. See look cream jeans cream jeans is my guy Gobble pants has your back Chad I didn't I didn't I didn't say anything. I look I
Starting point is 01:02:44 Publicly everything I've said to Cream Genes is public. It's on the threads. I love it. You know, and everything I've said DM-wise has just been me. Let me ask you this question. Calling people pussies bitches babies. Do I know these guys? No, they probably have families, but they came for it.
Starting point is 01:03:01 If you step into the arena and you step into the kitchen, you're gonna get burnt. Dude, it's funny, some guy goes, some random stranger just got some real cocksucker move today. Really? Amazing, bro, amazing. And then I go, shut up, bitch. And then he's like, hey man, what's your problem? Really?
Starting point is 01:03:18 I'm like, you just called me a cocksucker. Oh, yes. If you're gonna dish it, you better be ready to take it. And I gotta tell you, my wife was very proud of me. Yeah. Very proud. Yes. She stands behind me. Very good. You're a good couple. She's the best. Very good. Now do you think that if you get a dub and you've been texting your wife the whole time or you've been on chat GPT the whole time, are you gonna be as happy about that dub? No. Oh wow. And here's the thing, here's the thing. Have the, except for the Halloween one, have these references or third party judgments or contributions, have they helped win a draft?
Starting point is 01:04:01 They've helped and that they've helped hurt. I thought Aaron, I know he's a big Babe Ruth guy. I record history as dank with him. I know he's a Babe Ruth guy and I tried to pander and I lost. So in my wife her favorite movie is Unforgiven. So it's her fault that I took Unforgiven. I'm blaming her. I'm lying she did never seen that movie and didn't do anything. It's not the first time you've Cream jeans, thank you. He says me doing that was like the first time a curveball got thrown in baseball Which I'm sure at the time players were saying make it illegal. Why are you throwing a curveball? Don't do it. How'd the call go? Oh
Starting point is 01:04:41 Good really quick. They're like, hey possible potential role available tomorrow, what's your availability like? I go fully available. You always say fully available. Yeah. And you just in your brain you say. Make it easy. I'll fucking make it work. Can you talk about it?
Starting point is 01:04:53 I can't really say what the role is or anything because it's gonna be a prank. Oh. But it'd be easy. It'd be for a little industry term, you five. It's called under five lines. So, you know, better rate than just strictly background. So tasty, tasty, get me in.
Starting point is 01:05:09 It's true too. A lot of the Stokers were upset because they said they listen to the pod to sleep. And they said that us yelling, bump their sleep. Oh really? That was a complaint? Mm-hmm. And so you have to take into account, okay, is my drafting strategy giving people the opposite of what they ordered?
Starting point is 01:05:32 Maybe did you wake them up to new idea and new thought out of their slumber and that's scratch stoke and that is the question. Are we here to pacify or are we here to provoke? Are we here to comfort or are we here to combat? I couldn't think of the right word. If I could say one thing, I think that is fine in the battlefield. I think your play there was fine. But the other things. Thank you, Jake. The other things I think need to be talked about
Starting point is 01:05:55 because they could overtake a draft. What if Chad had Brad Fuller in his line the whole time? He better not. That's what I'm saying. What if he had. I just felt extremely threatened by that idea. Exactly. And that was a good idea.
Starting point is 01:06:07 Thank you, Jay. This is a good slippery slope. So when you were, sorry. Narrative. This is a good slippery slope narrative. If we're saying texting's okay, is this okay? Why don't I just have Mike Bertolini on speed dial the whole time we're drafting.
Starting point is 01:06:20 Who's to say you don't? I don't. Check my records. They're all public as well. Everything I do is public. I'll show you public. Everything I do. You're the only one who hasn't been public. We've both can we've both acknowledged public. We've both gone public. IP and public. I told you I'd use chat GPT. But what else? Have you gone public with your messages? Because we've both gone public. You can read my messages. It's all just. Did you hear that?
Starting point is 01:06:47 Did you hear his voice go up? Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. I'd love to read all your messages. I'd love to read all your messages. He could be deleting right now.
Starting point is 01:06:59 Look at his thumb action. Get this on. No, I'm actually reading about Kamala Harris' husband. Oh yeah, they're saying he hit some gals or something. Oh, did he? No. I'd follow the New York Post. You know what's interesting?
Starting point is 01:07:09 I'm reading the Clinton book, and Clinton with, what was it called? What was his scandal? It's not Watergate. Lewinsky. Oh, Monica Lewinsky? No, before that, it was about like his, it was about him-
Starting point is 01:07:20 Murdering? Doing some bad finance stuff in Arkansas. Gosh darn it, let me look it up real quick Dude why do my freaking dentist always want to bring me in on Saturday, dude That's good. Do yeah. Also the weird part is why is my appointment at his house? And why does he ask me to bring a side dish? It's like we're going to a barbecue or something. Did you want to hang out? Who's your dentist? Dude, Dr. Lou, it's a pretty chill guy. He says bro to me.
Starting point is 01:07:48 Yeah, go ahead. So the Clinton scandal was whitewater. So it was like an investment firm in Arkansas that they thought the Clintons were giving them reprieve from investigation in return for money. They were scared then that it would set a dangerous precedent that up until that point, presidents were never being investigated
Starting point is 01:08:06 for what they did prior to the presidency. And that set the standard for the first time that we can investigate presidents for what they did before they got in office, like scandals that happened well before. Yeah, what do we think about statute of limitations? I don't know. What do we think about NDAs? What do we think about super packing the court? Because we're dealing with this in real time with our drafts.
Starting point is 01:08:34 Yeah. What do we think about me being under both of your aegis is? What's an aegis? It's like if you sign an NDA and then I'm talking with you or collaborating on whatever it is with you I'm under your e just now even though I didn't sign something hmm Hillary Clinton was it was obscuring cases back then She referred she refused to make their financials public and she didn't apparently they didn't have much to hide She just always felt like she was under attack This is what dudes talk about when they play backgammon, I think she felt that way when Vince Foster died, too.
Starting point is 01:09:05 I think he did kill himself. But she did make it hard for the investigators to get into his records because she felt like people were conspiring against them. And you know what? Who's saying that? Her? Who's saying what? All this stuff. Bill Clinton? No, like journalists who wrote about them at the time. The press, her enemies. Wait, who's saying what?
Starting point is 01:09:23 I'm saying she did something bad. She obscured the But her reasoning because she felt like he... Oh, she was always like that. Everyone who knows her says she's been like that. Just heavily conspiratorial. I always thought people were against her. But maybe they were. Maybe because she was a powerful, smart woman who wasn't afraid to dig her heels into policy and people weren't used to that. They wanted to go after her. And you know what? I get it. Cause I'm dealing with it right now, man. Yeah. Wasn't Vince Foster hanging with a shotgun blast to the chest?
Starting point is 01:09:51 I don't know who Vince Foster is. No, I think he died in his car. Okay. Hard to hang yourself in a car. Yeah. And hard to shoot yourself in the chest with a shotgun. While hanging. While hanging, very difficult.
Starting point is 01:10:02 That's kind of a little overdoing it. Yeah, it'd be very impressive. You're like, oh, I need to seal the deal here. Yeah, very impressive. Yeah, I don't know. When you get the, just reading about the biography, which I don't think was, it's not like especially favorable towards the Clintons.
Starting point is 01:10:22 It seemed like based off available evidence, of course there could have been foul play, especially when there's people at that level of power. But it did seem like he was incredibly depressed. He was not fit for the Hollywood, no sorry, rather, he was not fit for the Washington lifestyle where they just like tear down your character left and right and that's how you win battles.
Starting point is 01:10:43 Yeah. He was a small town guy. Do you, can I talk about something? Yeah. Yeah. So, Mike. I will take you down if I don't agree with it. No, no, this is nothing to do with the draft or anything. So, my girlfriend, she doesn't get,
Starting point is 01:11:01 she worries about me, she doesn't worry about me with other ladies. She worries about me with other dudes. Oh. She's like, you're so sweet that if some guy asked to fuck you. Like as Van Golly dude could convince you into having sex with him,
Starting point is 01:11:19 especially if he was gonna give you something on the other side of it. Yeah, I guess she wasn't thinking of the bribery thing. Like if you're? She's like, if you're with a predatory dude, he'd somehow find a way to bone you. Yeah, if he said he could keep your skin young, you'd probably give up your B.
Starting point is 01:11:39 Or if the Hal app? So you guys are on her side on this. Yeah, I see where she's coming from. Yeah, if your training marathon app, if Hal was like, hey, today we're gonna run 12 miles, then I'm gonna butt fuck you. I think if the, yeah. Oh, I'd do it for sure.
Starting point is 01:11:49 You would do it. Yeah, it's part of the training. Oh, that's, you gotta train for the marathon. Yeah. Okay, yeah, now I see where she's coming from. Yeah. Yeah. I would never.
Starting point is 01:12:01 But I wouldn't let, here's what you have to also tell her. I would never fuck you. Exactly, I would never take advantage of you like that. And I would if you wanted to and that was like what was up and it was like clear-eyed, but I would never like set you up for the fucking. Right, you'd never say, hey, I'm gonna give you a new Mazda if you let me.
Starting point is 01:12:16 Yeah, and I wouldn't be like, hey, this will really help our pitch next week if you, if you bend over. Do you think it would though? I'm like, I read this, because this is how I'd get you. I'd be? I'm like, I read this, because this is how I'd get you. I'd be like, oh dude, I read this Eastern philosophy, this new modality for how to bring out the best in performance.
Starting point is 01:12:31 You got to have your co-stars really remia. And then I could see you being like, hmm. And then, and then you're so, you're so committed. You'd be like, how often do they say to do it? I'd be like, just once. You'd be like, we should probably do it twice a day. Just to really get the full. So true.
Starting point is 01:12:47 You guys wanna rehearse? Dude, I'd be like, dude, do you really wanna be optimal, Chad? I want to do that. Do the best, you wanna optimize your sleep? I couldn't. Dude, it'd probably be just letting me in your bed and kind of like doing whatever I want.
Starting point is 01:12:57 Like that's gonna really help you sleep good, dude. That's how I'd get you. Dude, these are all great points. I didn't even think about it this way. You'd wake up so refreshed. How did you react when she was like, hey, I think you're like susceptible to being like made gay um I'm like babe. I love chicks
Starting point is 01:13:14 Like I love pussy. I got just kind of telling I was a hell of pussy babe, which is also true But it sounds it sounds it sounds like you don't Exactly No, she's like she's like True, but it sounds it sounds it sounds like you don't Exactly No, she's like she's like She's like this guy wants to go on a hike with you That worries me and Now I looked her square in the eyes. I was like I love pussy, babe. I Love it so much. I love puss like a more believable way of saying I love this
Starting point is 01:13:44 Like you can't just be like I love pussy like. Like I'm not going to believe you. You need to be like, Hey, Derek, Derek Henry broke one off for 87 yards this Sunday. Then I'm like, okay, I believe this guy likes. Yeah. You got to code it in like guy shit. You can't just be like, no, babe, I like the way that that feels. Trust me. Right. Yeah, cause also you feel like, I kind of want to pin my dad. Your first mandates are like unique to you and your sensibility. Right.
Starting point is 01:14:13 So like, as opposed to being like, Hey, I'm going to meet this guy. We're just going to grab a couple of beers at Ye Rustic and watch the game. Which wouldn't raise anyone's antenna. You're like, hey, me and this guy are going to go shop for khakis. Right. want to antenna you're like hey me and this guy are gonna go shop for khakis right yes I need to I need to reconfigure my mandates golf bars that's
Starting point is 01:14:36 about it but that what if that's not what I'd like to do is it the sacrifice I have to make then you're gonna get taken advantage of yeah there's these guys are not wow they're gonna get. They're not thinking about what you want. I'll put it that way. So I should cancel my scooter date tomorrow. Yeah. Oh you're gonna go scootering with a guy tomorrow? Yeah. This guy I met at Equinox. Oh and it's like non-engine scooters it's the push kind. Yeah. Oh it's a razor scootering. Yeah. He's 40? He wants to go on, yeah. 45.
Starting point is 01:15:07 He's 45, but is he pretty ripped? So ripped. You should probably go and find out. Well, I was doing deadlifts and he got behind me and he like worked on my technique and he's like, we should scooter. Deadlifts, man. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:15:19 He sounds pretty chill, actually. I like it. I'm like, it'd be better if it was shoulder press. You should cruise with him. He wants to what? Sco scooter and smoothies what he said Yeah scooter and hit creation organic Well, if he gets like one of the smoothies they're all good, but if he ends up doing like the little mini Immunity shots or or the vegan Caesar. Yeah, if he does anything solid there
Starting point is 01:15:42 Yeah, he's a predatory. Yeah. Should we call someone? Are we gonna, so we got the practice pitch today. We're gonna blow their socks off at Village Road Show. We're gonna get it dialed. We've been rehearsing and then Netflix next week. And we sell this puppy.
Starting point is 01:16:02 We sell it, baby. I'm putting it on the record now. Knock on wood. Let's go. 10 episode order. It's done. Dial them up. Print it.
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Starting point is 01:18:33 What's good better Maybe it's the wind. No, dude What do you do Tampa go inside but then get on speaker eat? Yeah, I'm in Tampa. Oh, are you guys? Okay? No, I'm in Michigan, dude. Oh, I just made the joke up top What ails you Michigan man So me and my girlfriend are currently ailed by our downstairs neighbor Oh Do you hear you boning? Now we got a floor between us there so I don't think she can hear us
Starting point is 01:19:13 Yes What's the issue? So we share a laundry room with this lady. She's like 40 I think but She's pretty much got a monopoly over the laundry room. So she does it at least once a day like minimum. Oh We've caught her at like three times a day Wow, and the issue is my girlfriend wants me to say something about it, but then I started really thinking Am I infringing on this lady's rights to do laundry?
Starting point is 01:19:48 And then I started doing research, like is it that costly to us that she does this aside from us needing it sometimes and she's already got it? No, dude. It needs perspective on that. You're going way too far into this, brother. She's being selfish with the laundry room. You said the word need, you guys have your needs.
Starting point is 01:20:10 You need to establish a schedule with her and say, Joanne, you get from nine to noon on Mondays, we get from noon to three on Mondays, something like that. And just be honest with you, be like, look, we're all soiled up here. It's disgusting. You gotta give us some time. Yeah, who's doing laundry every day, dude? What's going on? Three times a day?
Starting point is 01:20:35 That's insanity. Yeah. That's like the max. It's usually one, but I would say the average is like one and a half. Oh, I mean even. I've caught her things in there and it'll be like just like a towel and a pair of swords or something. Shredder, you gotta be on my mic for this.
Starting point is 01:20:49 Oh yeah, shit, sorry. I think Chad nailed it. Coming at her with a schedule, especially if you guys technically have the laundry room. I mean, you're being gracious even doing that for her. So a schedule is the move. Cause it's just like, hey, we still want you to be able to do it
Starting point is 01:21:05 But this is the window where you can do it and then and then if she violates that we don't worry about that yet Because maybe she'll stick to the schedule If she violates it you just start boning really loud Yeah, yeah, yeah, give me like, she'll be like, what is that? And you'll be like, we got our own washing machine. Are you afraid of this lady? I'm not afraid of her. I mean, like we're not too worried
Starting point is 01:21:36 about being on good terms with her, but I don't want to be on bad terms, you know. Is she jacked? Nah, she's not jacked. She goes for runs though. Are you conflict diverse in your ordinary life? Wait, what do you mean? Like, will you, will you talk to someone if you feel like they're infringing on what's rightfully yours? Am I confrontational with them? No. But do you, do you in situations where you feel like you're being inconvenienced unfairly, do you speak up for yourself?
Starting point is 01:22:13 Sometimes. Well, I think we want to bump that up to most of the time. It's a good point. Look, I'm guilty of this brother. I mean I've had dudes bone me because I haven't spoken up. Yeah it's true. You have to speak up you know what I mean. Look I'm like JT say I'm non confrontational like you know my boss at work is like hey
Starting point is 01:22:41 dude shut up I'm gonna pay you less. I'd be like okay cool fine. Like I up. I'm going to pay you less. I'd be like, okay, cool. Fine. Like I would do, I would just take it, you know? And I think in this situation with the laundry, you got to step up, you got to go down there and you just got to put all your clothes in the washer and then in the dryer and don't even run it. Just leave them in there, dude. Claim it, dude. And just leave it and see what happens if she moves it and then that will that will initiate the conversation oh oh I was actually using that sorry initiate the conversation like that dude give yourself an organic entry honestly I think you guys hit it I probably do need to go more
Starting point is 01:23:21 confrontational and it's kind of wild that you pulled it out of that, but I think that's true. The thing is too, is like there's two things. One, you're not just doing it for yourself. You're doing it to have your ladies back. And then two, sometimes confrontation actually brings people closer. You could say something to her. It doesn't end at confrontation.
Starting point is 01:23:42 She'll be okay. You'll be okay. And you guys might be closer because of it oh yeah hundo p you might even help her with her laundry issue sounds like she's got some compulsive behavior and you know you might even help her to release a little bit and relax and just be like hey it's okay to it's okay to have some dirty laundry you know and who, you and your girlfriend could have a three-way with her.
Starting point is 01:24:08 Yeah. That's the right way to think about it. I don't think so. Well, not with that ass, man. Yeah. Ah. Is Strider there? Yeah, what up, dude?
Starting point is 01:24:23 Oh, sick, man. Are we coming at you too hard? No, I appreciate it. I think, you know, coming at it hard was good. That's what I needed. And my lady probably wasn't psyched that, you know, I pushed back on it. I was like, I don't know, hold on. Like she said, we should say something. And I was like, give me a minute to think on. No, that's that's okay. You said that she's gonna to bump on that a little bit but you have a right to take
Starting point is 01:24:48 a little bit of space before you make a call. It's true but you know what? You got to step up and be the man and make the call. You got to talk to Joanne. Be the man. I think you give yourself an organic entry. You don't go in cold like oh hey Joanne by the way I've been meaning to talk to you about the laundry. The thing, no, you assert your dominance. You put on an outfit you feel confident in, jean shorts, boots, no shirt, leather jacket, shades. You walk into the laundry room, you take all of that off and get completely naked
Starting point is 01:25:19 and put it in there. No, I'm kidding, don't do that. But bring your laundry in there, and you ask her how much longer are you gonna need these for? I'm kidding. Don't do that. But bring your laundry in there. And you ask her how much longer you're going to need these for. I'm going to need to use these pretty soon. Put put it on her make her second guess that laundry. Oh, I don't know. Okay, so I got some important stuff going on. Gotta get my
Starting point is 01:25:40 gotta get my stuff washed. These are my favorite running clothes. Show respect running clothes. You mentioned you like to go for running. Yeah, and then you know what you do? You sit there and stand in the laundry room and watch her do her laundry. It's psychotic. Yeah, like I'll just wait in there. Yeah, standing, not on your phone. Yeah, I'll rob the laundry room. What, I'll rile up the laundry room. What state are you in? You might even be able to smoke inside.
Starting point is 01:26:13 I'm in Michigan. You probably can smoke outside or inside. Yeah, you can. All right, well. Take a loud phone call, fake phone call to your wife and say, yeah, I just talked to Joanne. I think we're making some headway.
Starting point is 01:26:30 Well, I'm going to tell it to her once we get off this call. Hey, call us back. Yeah, let us know. Yeah, maybe do it right now and then call us back before we're done with this episode. Yeah. That's maybe a selfish. I'm like a little ways away from home right now. I'm like 20 minutes we're done with this episode. Yeah. That's me being selfish. I'm like a little ways away from home right now. I'm like 20 minutes away.
Starting point is 01:26:47 Don't sweat it, don't sweat it. Yeah, I just got excited. Yeah, that would have been sick though, right? It would have been chill. All right, dude. Love you, man. Yeah, thanks guys, love you. Later. Good luck.
Starting point is 01:27:03 Love you, bro. This guy Beefnips had a good call. He said leave your karate gi in there so she knows you can make moves. That's a good call. I'm just gonna say it, Beefnips has been firing on all cylinders. Beefnip rips.
Starting point is 01:27:16 He's grown a lot. Does he deserve a VIP? Yeah. Ooh, Nipless Cage, good name. So MomLem's got the got the VIP cream jeans has the VIP Beef nips earned it earned it today big time guy. Do you guys want to end with some jeopardy test the brains? Yeah, yeah, let's do I love jeopardy. Okay. Do I read faster than you? Yes Do I actually though?
Starting point is 01:27:42 Dude, you can blow people while you read. You're trying to box me in. I see you. I'm gonna box you in so good. Wait. Do you teach so good at sex and phony and chill and rad and strong? That is untrue. I will not be burdened. By what has been?
Starting point is 01:27:58 With that fantastic scarlet letter. You can blow people while reading? Dude, we should write a play. I have blown people while reading. Does that mean I can in perpetuity? Dude, we should write a play. I have blown people while reading. Does that mean I can in perpetuity? Dude, you just blew my mind. So if that's the case, you should be blowing while you play Jeopardy. Yeah, oh dude.
Starting point is 01:28:14 If either of you guys had the cojones to get hard right now, I would suck you down while we Jeopardy. Dude, you know getting blown by one of your bros is good for your skin? Really? Mm-hmm. It's good for pitches too. You wanna sell this puppy?
Starting point is 01:28:34 Get your hog in my hole. Dude, we should write a play called The Scarlet Sea and it's a fucking about the chillest dude in the village and he gets labeled that way and then the burden of being chill And then we have some scaffolding scenes where it's like podcast. We should put that on bro. I think that's a good dude That's a great idea, bro. That's it. That's the move bro. You just nailed it, dude You fabled it the burden of being chill. Did you just fable it?
Starting point is 01:28:59 I just came over right now when you said just this scarlet thing you said that does he get blown He gets blown for sure. That's one of the scaffolding scenes He has to stand up and get blown and be chill about it afterwards And then yeah The things that give me most sight are genuinely when someone takes a small truth that was discussed and puts it in fable And isn't too heavy-handed with it won't be too heavy-handed no, dude That's a neat little thing that people would love to spend 15 minutes with. Yep showing all right, so for Jeopardy the first
Starting point is 01:29:32 Category is musical instrument Or actually It's not it's just music. It's not an instrument tell it and let us know when you change Categories, okay. Oh, yeah, I don't know the exact category, but I'll read it and then sort of lead you in the right direction. I just checked my phone. All right. Can you beep in and then check your phone real quick? No phones for this part. All right. No phones. All right. Grab your accordions.
Starting point is 01:30:02 This couple's dance style in two fourths time started in Bohemia and made its way to the US in the 19th century. Beep. JT. What is the polka? 1-0 JT. I was going to say that dude. I was going to say waltz.
Starting point is 01:30:19 Alright this is a term that people say, all right? Mentioning two animals, this euphemism. No, you have to wait for him to be done, don't you? Or no? No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't have to wait, he just, that way people can't read fast. Okay, hashtag respect.
Starting point is 01:30:37 Yeah. What is, kill two birds with one stone? Not it, let me keep going. Let's get good. Mentioning two animals. This euphemism for describing human reproduction has also included the flowers. Beep. What is fornicating? Nope. Okay. Beep. The birds and the bees. Exactly. Damn it. I should have had a finish. JT1, Strider one, Chad one. I think you could.
Starting point is 01:31:05 I'm zero. Can you re-buzz in if you, say Chad just buzzed in and didn't get it right. Is he allowed to re-buzz in? I think so. I think you could re-buzz back in. Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool. You can't buzz back in.
Starting point is 01:31:15 I don't know if you can do that in Jeopardy. In Jeopardy, you're out. In real Jeopardy, you can't. Okay. In real Jeopardy, you're out. We must stick with that. You're out of the group. And see, people are gonna think
Starting point is 01:31:22 I'm being draconian that way. It's not draconian. But actually, I've always stood up for rules and order All right, this this next one is a musical group, all right a Song by this group goes. I'm not trying to cause a big sensation. I'm just talking about my generation be Who got it first? I think JT. I think so too. Who are the Rolling Stones?
Starting point is 01:31:47 Wrong. Beep. Strider. Who are the who? Exactly. Damn it. One JT, two Strider. Zero Chad.
Starting point is 01:31:55 Fuck. All right. Chat, chat. Shouldn't type in the answer. Should they? Because we can read it. Cream jeans came a little hot there. Let me pull that off the screen.
Starting point is 01:32:03 Talking about my generation. All right. Talking about my generation. All right. Yep. Yep. So this is a city. All right. Yep. In 2021, this city's international airport was renamed for a longtime Senator Harry Reid. Beep! Fuck.
Starting point is 01:32:22 What is Las Vegas? Exactly. I should have known that. Did he beat me on the beep? I couldn't hear it cause you weren't on mic. So. Whoa. Beep what is Las Vegas exactly I should have known that I couldn't hear cuz you weren't on mic No, give back on mics like I'm gonna keep the mic over here, but I think better when I'm on my feet But nobody can see you I'll sit down for the answer. Alright, alright, so. This is a toy, alright.
Starting point is 01:32:53 This fad toy of 2017 is a bit of a funky shaped metal or plastic that orbits. What is a fidget spinner? Exactly. Whoa. So, one JTt two strider two chad and i hate to say it but this is the last one oh this is here this is everything this is everything shit this is my whole life if i don't get this i ain't never this category is space Ain't never this category is space All right, I want it so bad
Starting point is 01:33:35 Tranquility base was named for this area of the moon where Apollo 11 touchdown in 1969 beep JT the bright side. Nope It has the word tranquility in it Tranquility what? Well that it says that tranquility base was named for this area of the moon where Apollo do you know what it is? What the fuck? I don't know what it is. Hey Chad. What is? Tranquility crater no good good guess. Oh Man, I mean, I guess I just have to venture a guess and see what happens. I would say Tranquility Valley.
Starting point is 01:34:10 Good guess, but no, it is the Sea of Tranquility. Dude, and people don't think I'm a good guy. I threw that and I wanted you guys both to get first. Needed it. Dude, Major B-Floor, don it. She's being a dude and teeing up my dogs. Did you write those questions? No, these are from the Jeopardy game.
Starting point is 01:34:27 I just pick random ones. I love it. Yeah. We usually do about six at the end of the episode we've been doing it the last couple of weeks. We just tie? Yeah, I like that. Yeah, we tied.
Starting point is 01:34:36 You guys like that? You like a tie? Or we could go to- Have these guys settle it, dude. Yeah, we could do one- Settle it, dude! Give us one more. All right, let me- You know what? yeah we could do one settle it dude give us one more. All right, you know, you know
Starting point is 01:34:47 We need one more nipple is cage just told me to stay humble I don't even know what that means I'm the man I get blown all day. I could have If you guys want I could do a whole nother six Yeah, I mean I'm down to fucking hang I don't know about another six, but we do need a tie break with these two They got to settle it right now is JT can JT get in here and maybe tie it up If he does then just so it's live all right. I'll be in I'll be in We need action someone's got a win yes, they don't have to
Starting point is 01:35:20 But it's probably better for the Stokers to have a victor yeah all right this category is oregon cool all right in two 1860s election voters chose this city to be oregon's capital she be fuck i think you i think i don't think i said yeah i said like go ahead chad what is eugene I said like chick go ahead Chad. What is Eugene? Beep that is wrong Dug it in. Yep. What is Salem? Let me double-check here. It is Salem. Oh Let's go so
Starting point is 01:35:58 strider one But there I have five more if you guys want to keep no no, I mean I love Jeopardy But yeah, I think we just wanted someone to come out on top. I mean, everyone's bummed. Everyone's crying. No one wanted it to shake out that way. Dude, so we have Bros Before Joes on Thursday. Yes. Are you guys wearing costumes?
Starting point is 01:36:15 Yeah, what should we do? Yeah, what happened there? I'm gonna be a banana. You're always great. Are you gonna do stand up in your banana costume? I love it. I like when you wear an outfit. I have wigs. I have wigs. So I'll throw something together No, no, I'm not dressing up
Starting point is 01:36:31 Yeah, no, no, I'm gonna be a negative person No, I don't want to do the full Wallace it's just I go to the store you you you're happier when you're a banana I like like you're smiling. You're happy If I go to the store as William Wallace, I'm gonna, I'm just negative. Like if a bad moment happens and I'm dressed as William Wallace, I'm like, you know, I really wish I wasn't dressed as William Wallace.
Starting point is 01:36:55 Yeah, he's got a bad track record dressed as William Wallace. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't do it again. Are you gonna dress up? I'll dress up. I have some wigs. I don't think I'm gonna go to the store and get gnarly, but I can bring an extra wig if you wanna throw one on. I might have to wear something else. I might some wigs. I don't think I'm gonna go to the store and get gnarly, but like I can bring an extra wig
Starting point is 01:37:05 if you want to throw one on. I might have to wear something else. I might just like throw a wig on and like, I don't know what I could be with that. I have a hot dog costume. I want Joe to wear it. Cause I think Joe should wear it. But I don't know if he's going to.
Starting point is 01:37:16 It's hard for me to imagine. If Joe gets dressed up, I'll for sure get dressed up. But I don't mean to put that pressure on him. I just mean if we're all doing it, we're all doing it. But if it's like a half-half thing, I don't know. What schmolga on this? I'll ask Joe if he'll wear the hot dog thing. What event are we gonna do? We always do something kind of fun and different. Are we doing ghost stories? I'll leave it up to Kevin.
Starting point is 01:37:36 But I like ghost stories, load stories, something. So where did the dressing up thing come from? We were just in our thread. We're trying to think of something fun and different. Oh, God. And it's October, I thread. We're trying to think of something fun and different. And it's October, I guess. We're like, maybe do something. I'm 100% going banana. I love that.
Starting point is 01:37:51 100%. I kind of like if you're the only one dressed up. I kind of like it too. Yeah. And you know what? That could be fun too. Yeah, cause like, what would I even like? Okay, so like when I normally go there,
Starting point is 01:38:02 I go dressed as what? We could do a badass. A badass, cool guy. Guy who just got blown. Yep. Yeah. Yep. Do I wanna mix that up when it hits?
Starting point is 01:38:11 Yeah. Tough. I mean, to stray from your usual leather jacket look. I wear the leather. What if we do a play? I'm in the plays right now where you dress as a banana. Then when we close out the show, we all eat a banana in front of you and see how you react.
Starting point is 01:38:28 Could be interesting. Yeah. Yeah. That's very avant-garde. Strider, I floated this idea a couple of weeks ago with these guys. What I wanna do for Halloween is a character episode where everybody has to stay in one character
Starting point is 01:38:44 for the whole time. Say like you're the guy who eats ass or something and somebody's talking about like grocery store. You can just be like, well, I eat my wife's ass, you know, like shit like that. Genius. Great character idea. Honestly, I think that's very fun for a segment. I think we should I would be down to do that for a segment. Yeah, we're thinking 15 minutes or 10 minutes, right? I can even bring in some wigs or whatever, and like, that could just, you know,
Starting point is 01:39:09 this way that visually we know we're in character now. You know, then of course we inhabit that with our body. We're all A plus phenomenal actors. You hear that? Netflix, we're pitching. So we're all great actors. We're amazing. We're all gonna win Emmys and Oscars.
Starting point is 01:39:21 Probably the EGOT. Hey, I mean this in a playful way too. Cam Patterson, hilarious guy, the Kill Tony dude, on his most recent clip he goes, I just found out that pickles were cucumbers. Whoa. And he follows me. And then he just says. And he liked the clip?
Starting point is 01:39:37 Yeah, but. Cam, I love you to death dog, you're hilarious. Hilarious guy. Don't come for my pickles. Yeah. Don't come for my pickles yeah don't come from my pickles and cucumbers you might find yourself in a pickle I was first to market on it now look I'm guilty of stuff too where did I hear it from yeah my girlfriend said cucumbers or pickles I said I didn't know that that's authentic that's legit
Starting point is 01:39:59 it is a weird coincidence that he's on stage saying that for sure he's also one of my favorite comments I think he's hilarious he's on stage saying that for sure. He's also one of my favorite comments. I think he's hilarious He's got a great personality But did he grab my pickle cam? Respond to me. Yes. Yeah, I gotta go at it. Yes. We got to figure this out. He liked the clip Those are my pickles I respect that Speaking of stand-up. Can I say that I've got a special coming out? No you can't.
Starting point is 01:40:27 Yeah dude, come on. All right, I'll keep it down. Oh wait, well. If I was gonna say that. Yeah, what's going on? We're fired up. Baby, let's go. JT directed, Chad's in it.
Starting point is 01:40:35 And you fuck, you are in it, you're in it. You're in the beginning. Yeah, you are. You are. You're in it and your voice is in it, you announce. Yeah, yeah. 1029, ATC's YouTube, check it out. Free, free for all, baby.
Starting point is 01:40:49 It's gonna be huge, so funny. I've seen it, I've seen it a couple times, it's absolutely hilarious. I mean, the material is so, you can watch it on repeat. It's just so fresh that way. Where it's not something where you're one and done, it's something you're gonna wanna watch over and over. I appreciate you saying that
Starting point is 01:41:07 because I have watched it over and over and I've like, and I've gone through this process and maybe all comedians will do this, but it's like, I'm like, is anything I'm saying funny in this? I'm like, damn, but I just have to trust it. It's something that we've taken on the road and had fun with.
Starting point is 01:41:20 Shane Gillis said the same thing about his first special before it came out. He's a beast. Funny guy. He's a beast. Funny guy. He's a beast. Let's go. Yeah, and I'm sorry for coming out with the joke of Top saying no.
Starting point is 01:41:29 No, I love that. I think that's fun. I think we're all very, like, this special's huge. It's huge, dude. It's so cool, man. Gotta give a big shout out to. You're a great guy. You're the man.
Starting point is 01:41:39 I felt bad. No, dude, it's lit. No, you're a great guy. Freaking, you know, Mason and Jordana, huge, Bertolina, huge, ATC Ubros. I mean, it's unreal did so so unbelievably stoked. It's awesome Yeah, guys check out ATC YouTube and then you're coming in hot. We got a road date coming up Are you guys going anywhere before Spokane? I think I'm joining you in Spokane. Oh nice, but I don't know Where else you guys are going Spokane first?
Starting point is 01:42:03 I think Spokane first Victoria I think. Spokane first. We got Victoria and Vancouver. Then we're hitting Canada. You guys are going international. The tour's going international. International. It's pretty wild, man. That's the best you've ever heard. It's crazy. We got, dude, we got Improv on the 30th.
Starting point is 01:42:17 Very excited for that. November 30th. We got Pittsburgh coming up. New York City on the 12th. A whole weekend in Chicago. I'll be there for that. So will Big Hog Joe. Great Falls, Montana, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Fort Worth, Dallas, Raleigh, Charlotte, Atlanta.
Starting point is 01:42:38 Yeah, we got some huge, huge dates coming up. Let's go. Such a blessing when the folks come out, say what up. They're always nice people. We have a very nice, good hearted group that come to see us. It is true. Every time I've joined you bros, like the club operator or manager will come up
Starting point is 01:42:58 or someone working there will come up and go, your guys' audience is awesome. Like they're really nice. They're thoughtful. They there's really nice. They're thoughtful They take care of us and they go they party. Yeah, they party they order buckets of Ronas We don't party we're monks on the road. I Have a nice IPA. I enjoy a nice IPA, but nothing crazy. I don't get crazy. Yeah, we're not killing tequila I like to keep it strict. I like the way we do it. We're like meditating, we work out, we do the show.
Starting point is 01:43:28 The show is the party. True. And then afterwards I go to sleep. I get lonely for a moment when I'm back in the room. Same. You come off the high of performing, you're like in this little box, and then you're like, it's awesome.
Starting point is 01:43:38 It's a hotel, hotels are the best. But you're like, I'm lonely. Disconnected from my family. I don't know what to do with this energy. And you just try not to beat off. Yeah, exactly. You try not to beat off. You go on the TV and you go,
Starting point is 01:43:49 please be like Air Force One or Con Air, pass something on please. Or let me see Scott Van Pelt. Scott Van Pelt has saved me from whacking off a lot of times. He's a hero. Thank you SVP. Dude.
Starting point is 01:44:00 You just said this will pass. Yeah, guess what? Guess what? We weren't alone in Austin. Oh, we were haunted, you're right. We had ghosts. There's for sure ghosts there? Oh, Hundo P.
Starting point is 01:44:12 The little girl ghost? There's a little girl ghost, dude. It's the worst kind. Oh, dude, you sound like a pedo, bro. He wishes a little girl ghost. I'm sorry I came at you about liking Epstein and Diddy. No I love conspiracies I do but I'm not into the Epstein one. I don't like that stuff. The jokes were as funny about the Epstein one. Oh yeah you don't like the that's true you are you don't like the the mean stuff. No.
Starting point is 01:44:38 And we all agree that what they were up to was mean. Well you don't like say what you want we can all agree. But the Diddy to was mean. Well, you don't like say what you want. We can all agree. But the Diddy memes are hilarious. They're funny. Dude, I more just wanted someone to argue on the other side so we could do a dance on it. Yeah, no, I just, I hear you on that, but I. You're saying you don't like human trafficking islands?
Starting point is 01:45:00 I said be pro Diddy and Epstein. Okay, so this is a. Which I think, you know, we need it. Cause I was going the other, I was being the boring guy, saying, no, we're gonna talk about serious stuff. So this- Which I do believe, and it upsets me deeply. So this is a meme where it's,
Starting point is 01:45:15 it's Step Brothers, but they're the Booty Brothers with P Diddy and Cheek Mill. Well, you know what's interesting about this? With P Diddy and Cheek Mill. Well, you know what's interesting about this is that the I think the DA, one of the investigators said that there's a number of A-list stars who are implicated and their names are going to be revealed soon. I mean, that's going to be we're going to love that. Who do you think it is? You know, it's also crazy is the fact that they created a hotline
Starting point is 01:45:47 where people can just call in. Now there's over 120 people who are trying to join and press charges against him. Whoa. Because they started a hotline. Like they didn't even have a hotline for like, you know, Hurricane Katrina or FEMA. That's what I mean. We like people are like, like people are like, well, this is important. That's important. I'm like, but we are like, like people are like, well, this is important, that's important.
Starting point is 01:46:05 I'm like, but we focus a lot of energy on the pervos. There's like 30 documentaries already. Yeah, right. How do they come out so fast? They're like, oh, there's a new pervert. Be first to market, get it out, get it out. We should be more focused on things like Hurricane Helene. Helene and housing, the big issues that like,
Starting point is 01:46:23 that I think would actually protect a lot of these people that the predators prey on, you know? Yeah, yeah. And then people are like, oh, it's hard to do that. I'm like, is it? How do we know it's hard? Cause we ain't done it. Cause we, this is my thing.
Starting point is 01:46:36 I'm gonna get real pious here. I think too many times as I'm brand new to this, running for city government, I know it's gonna be annoying, but running for city government, everyone's like, oh, the government doesn't have our back. The government betrays us. We've this, running for city government. I know it's going to be annoying, but running for city government, everyone's like, oh, the government doesn't have our back. The government betrays us.
Starting point is 01:46:48 We've been let down by the government. It's their fault. I actually think a lot of these issues, specifically like housing, is the fault of us, the citizens. It's like NIMBY policies. It's lack of individual attention being driven towards local government, which does decide the housing parameters for a lot of cities and communities. It's like, no, dude, it's it's our fault we suck it's not the government what's a democracy we elect the government and we're like oh it's a two
Starting point is 01:47:09 party system they bonus I'm like who let it get this way and no one has more agency than we do here in American to how things turn out and we just blame everybody else it's like no it's me I suck I suck people listening you suck when you point the finger there's four pointing back at you or like kind of three Yeah, and some goes that way people all they blew it. They fucked this up. I'm like, did they I think we fucked it up We suck. Yeah, that's my campaign people by the people that was sick. That's what campaign I suck you suck We suck we just got to make it more interesting to like like housing like P Diddy should have thrown one of these parties and like a
Starting point is 01:47:47 Like a really like all the housings are too expensive whereas parties are we need to focus on that that we just need rebranding Yeah, be branded affordable cribs. Yeah, dude. There you go, bro. See you get it. You're sick with it We're going to a thing this weekend. We're going to a Cyclavia. Yeah, It's about like different transportation modalities in our cars that are better for the environment. But we're going to go there as pro car dudes. But then we're going to flip and be like, all right, even though it's lame to be on a bike and to be on the bus and on the train, it is lamer. It sucks. It sucks for everyone. It does suck. It is better. It is better for the world. It does suck. Or is it not? What
Starting point is 01:48:23 do you think, Chad? Because I think I'm going to rent a Lambo for it so we can pull up in style. Are you serious? Yeah Because how offensive is that to pull up to a bike event in a Lambo? It just come out and be like, how sick is our car dude? So sick dude. And then they'll have to battle us and argue. You guys should rent a Lambo.
Starting point is 01:48:39 Bikes are better. That's hilarious. I'm talking a lot today I'm sorry but I do want to give a shout out to Chad Strider on the latest Fast and Furious video that was fucking hilarious oh the thanks man thank you Roman Roman wait pull it up the Roman I haven't seen you Roman peeps can we watch it which one is this one one of them people said it didn't do well but then one of them it did right did what Roman Roman peeps dude I that's the biggest hit with the audience right now on the road
Starting point is 01:49:10 Is the Fast and Furious because one hondo Yeah, this one's great We knew this one was good with this guy. He was so sweet nature. Yeah, hey Rome Yeah, let my homeboys call me Rome pig Not a cop anymore, Rome. Yeah, let my homeboys call me Rome, pig. I'm not a cop anymore, bro. Is that true? Melondez here is not a cop anymore? Well, you're a cop, too. Yeah, but you know what?
Starting point is 01:49:34 I didn't let nobody stare me down in jail, homeboy. You think I'm gonna let it fly on the beach? Huh. He got the driving stare on you, didn't he? He got that from me. Why don't we settle this on the blacktop, huh? Each car does a damn back tag team style. You guys want to go racing with your cars?
Starting point is 01:49:51 Yeah. Yeah? Yeah, but you better be careful. Because your engine ain't as big as your mouth is. What's going on, man? Which one of these is yours? I had Jesse run a background check on him. It's Brian Earl Spilner.
Starting point is 01:50:04 Because you can find out anything about anybody on the internet. Fuentes, Verones Tappena. You guys did like all the movies. Yeah, dude. Oh, yeah. Well, we've been doing one and two. Now I'm going to start watching. I'm going to watch five and get some quotes from that, dude. I think because I was like, I just know those movies so well,
Starting point is 01:50:27 but I think Mining from the other ones might work. Now have you guys, do you guys think, I think you're there. When do you bust it in front of one of the Fast and Furious people? Oh, dude. Oh, that'd be so sick. Well, you know what people are saying is, and maybe you could direct this or I'd be honored honored
Starting point is 01:50:46 We just do the whole first fast and furious in public I thought we were talking about that on stage. I think I'm really cool like a huge achievement Did that be like a new style of filmmaking? Yeah, it'd be like the ultimate sweet like they call sweeting a film. Yeah, dude. We would yeah if we sweet fast and the furious Yeah tweeting a film, dude, we would, yeah, if we sweet, Fast and the Furious, just on the iPhone and some loves, try to get the public to say the lines as best we can and if it's usable, it's usable. It'd be really a fun thing to do.
Starting point is 01:51:14 That'd be amazing. Just the intensity of that line, like, you can find out anything about anyone on the internet. And then he just cuts the chatting like, you can find out anything about anyone on the internet. And then he just cuts the chatting like, fun test. From Tappaner. Tappaner, Tappaner, huh? Cause like sometimes it will be so awkward and the tensions there where you're like,
Starting point is 01:51:34 and then you're like just going in your brain being like, okay, what's the line that I can pull from right now? That guy was cool too. He was a good, He was so nice. At one point he goes, what's going on here guys? Well, the first one was uh in 2019 Because we're doing a story for like car guys and then we were at the auto zone
Starting point is 01:51:57 I was like, what if we just busted out the gallo 24 line And uh, it's yeah. Oh, yeah And then we tried to do it in florida like a yogurt shop and it like didn't work and then we're yeah I remember that you guys were driving around with Jake that day. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, this was in 2019 then oh Yeah, what if we don't ask you right quick? What would be a better engine for my skyline a gallo 12 or a gallo 24? I don't know man. You might want to just ask somebody that works here no pizza places made voters
Starting point is 01:52:32 dude 2019 that's wild bro. Did you guys watch Tim Dillon's show? 20 minutes of it or so. What a good idea. What is the idea? It's like a talk show. It's a good idea. What is the idea? What is it? It's like a talk show. It's like Jerry Springer with Tim Dillon. Oh nice. But I gotta head home soon.
Starting point is 01:52:52 Let's kill it. Let's kill it. Oh okay okay okay okay. Let's kill it. It's over. Last pod we ever did guys. It's been a good run. We saved it for now.
Starting point is 01:53:01 And can we put up a Reddit if just, if I gotta be suspended? I don't want you to be suspended. No, no, I don't want it. I don't want it. You just have, how about this, you just have an asterisk next to your name for the next trip. I'm not doing that.
Starting point is 01:53:13 You know what I want? I want you to just clean up your ass. Maybe, you know what, maybe it's up to you guys. Maybe it is. Who decides? Is it us? Is it the Stokers? Who decides?
Starting point is 01:53:21 If you need advice, these guys are really nice. who decide. There's peace time you're going to be You're going to be That's the theme of going deep You're getting there, you're deep

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